May 6, 2024 • 36 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, if you missed Friday’s playhouse - the early riser’s edition is here.. - We feature cuts from our album, “Songs We Like To Sing,” all morning.. - Carl Childers relates the story of Winnie the Pooh - as he understood it.. - Today is the anniversary of when Bing Crosby first recorded the Christmas classic, “White Christmas” - so of course, John Boy insists on playing a completely different version of it.. - and we’ll wrap up today with Mad Max on being too fat to work..
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the first one here this morning. Wow, I'm all excited
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Thank you very much.
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All right, we're gonna jump out and catch you up.
What went on around you over the weekend. Robert up
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Radio Monday May six on Monday Morning song My Fame
out of East Texas. Robert O'Keane join in, as done
by Robert keane is been lying UPO sdo.
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Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody. Sometimes
on my days are filled with right eyes. I'm traveled
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someone swirming in my line. You keep swimming in my line.
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my horror line.
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I'm shooting you the phone.
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The day Joe Way, I thought I.
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Bert Fern here, and welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode The Wanted Man. As our story opens, Officer
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to an elementary school field trip.
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Watch where you're going. Kids? Just step over that blood?
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Oh gross, can I touch it?
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No?
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It's evidence.
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Oh this is the booking desk and where we put
the hammer down on the purps. This is where we
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Ayes? This is the wall of shame.
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These are the country's most wanted fugitives, scofflaws.
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They're do wells, dirt bags, the worst of the worst.
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Which what uh is the worst?
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What?
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And is it the guy with the mustache?
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Oh, that's a picture of my wife. Tell me about
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If you're looking for public endemy number one, it's this man,
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Oh who'd have guessed it?
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Right, kettos, let's go to the fingerprint room and make
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Officer? Listen, Hey claude, when are you going to catch
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Well, hopefully soon. We've been after him for five years?
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Now?
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Wow?
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love song.
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All right, let's play John boyd Jeopardy. Let's jump right
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Last year, Americans spent around five hundred and fifty million
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dollars on them. What holiday? U? What is talk like?
A pirate day? You think? So? Nobody celebrates us? It's
very popular right right now? What y'all got one?
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Ain't undred?
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Big show?
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Free line across America. We play John Boy Jeopardy next,
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Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. On
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It's John Boy Champany Why and now a man who says,
hold on a minute. Too fat to work is a thing.
Why didn't somebody tell me? Stupid friend? He's John body?
You think I sound like a black woman? Michael out
of Salem, Alabama, Good morning, buddy, Good morning. Hey. You
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are first up on John Boyd Jeopardy. So uh, let's
review that question, Michael, a couple more seconds to think.
Greeting cards celebrating this holiday first introduced in the early
nineteen hundreds. They were very popular. They outsold cards for
all other holidays up until the nineteen thirties. Well, last year,
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Americans spent around five hundred and fifty million dollars on them.
Million million. What you got, Michael, I'm gonna say Christmas cards?
You say Christmas cardsday? No, not Christmas. I'm guessing that's
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I believe the most popular. Yes, all time, yes, and
since the thirties. So come on, catch up? What is Michael?
Thanks for playing that, buddy. We appreciate you, yes, sir,
thank you? All right? Mate. David is under attack in
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you are, buddy. Welcome man. So uh, he made it
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What holiday were looking for David.
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Mercy.
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Uh, how about Halloween? And you're going with Halloween. You
got a body. They expect this year to reach six
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just the cars. That's over half a billion dollars. Well, David,
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good work, Bunny, you got your big old prize back
end over.
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The Union City.
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We'll let you get back to the perfect leman.
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Man got work.
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Wat a many hours Tom of your news right on
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six then Carl Teller's gonna tell us a story.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
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Thank you.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
It's nice to see Star Trek back in syndication, the
real Star Trek with Kirk and Spock, not the other
versions where they got all politically correct and the Enterprise
looked like a TGI Fridays, and they always wanted to
talk to the aliens rather than vaporize them with their
Reagan Yeah, and while Star Trek was still cutting edge,
(25:39):
I think they stopped too soon. The producer said that
they ran out of material, But how could that be.
I've come up with some ideas myself, the stuff they
could have done. Let me perch on at the misprint.
Let me preach on it. Cobby, you're gonna have to
be a little faster with that fair drummer. I'm gonna
let Tater do it again. Here's some of the ideas
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I come up with for Star Trek. The Enterprise runs
into a mysterious energy field of a type it has
encountered many times before, with no adverse effects whatsoever. The
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crew of the Enterprise visits a remote outpost of scientists,
and not one of them has gone mad.
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That would be the last thing you'd expect.
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Where's Jackie's here? We gotta go through this, I said,
Everybody stays in.
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I set her out there to move traffic.
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Okay, excuse me, a nerd.
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Back the end.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
I'll point to you, and could you may make your
laugh a little higher like another girl in the room.
Some of the crew takes shore leave and has a
wonderful time. The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally
new life form, which later turns out to be a
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rather well known old life form, wearing a different hat,
perhaps one with a propeller. The crew of the Enterprise
are struck down by a mysterious plague, the only cure
for which can be found in the ship's well stocked
stick bag. The Enterprise, Have you got a minute? The
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Enterprise successfully escorts an alien VIP from one place to
another without serious incidents. Arci, would you come over here
and put Cobby up on the counter so he can
see when I kill him? The Enterprise is captured by
a vastly superior alien intelligence, which does not put them
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on trial, see.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Because usually yeah, almost every time, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
The Enterprises. This is more y'all speed?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
The Enterprise is captured by a vastly inferior alien intelligence,
which they quickly pacify with chocolate and triming. That's good, Cobby,
that's the one I want.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, yeah, this.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Is going a lot better than I that. The Enterprise
visits an earth like planet called Paradise, where everyone is
happy all of the time. However, everything is soon revealed
to be exactly what it appears to be. A major
starfleet emergency. Geene Roddenberry, are you listing? A major starfleet
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emergency breaks out near the Enterprise, but fortunately some other
ships in the area are able to deal with it.
To everyone's satisfaction. Kirk falls in love with a woman
on a planet he visits and isn't tragically separated from
her at the end, but they agreed to they should
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just be good friends.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
When the warp engines.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Have you got him on the delay? When the warp
engines malfunction, Scotty has plenty of time and dilysium crystals.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
To solve the problem.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
A landing party returns from a hostile planet surface having
suffered no casualties or life' wrening injuries among the extras
during a freak space storm, Sulu Warren's crew members not
to use the transporter, but they do it anyway with
no problems.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Whatsoever?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Is this stuff that should happen? What was the set
up so long ago?
Speaker 12 (30:15):
I forgot?
Speaker 5 (30:18):
These are ideas I've got for other Star Trek gapps.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I'll go back to page one.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Spock gives his trademark hand sign and coins one of
the most memorable catchphrases in television history.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Look what I can do? A look what?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
And finally.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Page four, after a lengthy analysis, that's discovered that doctor
McCoy is in fact a doctor and not a mind
ring at the list and the list goes on, live
on and take care of your writer.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Some might just shoot me, John Boy and Billy, Good
morning radio, dumb right, good morning. There's a big show
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on the radio. Back the tracks all of our album
songs we love to sing in about twenty minutes that
classic picker for the Rolling Stone. But right now, as promise.
Speaker 13 (31:56):
And now it's storytelling with your whole.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Carl Childers, I went to.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
A yard sale with mister Bill Cox. Aaron, cave me
a bunch of books. I'm turning into a real reader.
I didn't find a book about a boy and his
bear called Whinnie the Pooh.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
I can tell you about it if you owe me too.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, yeah, I like here.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
I'd like to put her to a vote, all right,
Tim Well, Sir, watched upon a time, Aaron, there's this
sickly little boy over were in England. He would write, puny, pitiful,
no bigger than squirrel. He had him a pet bear
name a Whiney. I reckon, they probably ain't much worse
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than a bear that complains.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
All the time. But that boy, he loved that bear,
and that's what counted. Every day, that sickly boy and Whiney.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
They'd wander off in the wood summers, getting into adventures
and whatnot. They had some other credit friends with them,
some donkey named my ey Sore, a little pig, them
a pig pen, some nervous rabbit, an old owl, and
a kangaroo with a young un in its pouch. That
one made me laugh, well, sir. One day, that Sickly
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Boy and Whiney they got a hankerd for some honey. Say,
now we're wear in England. They put honey on their
biscuits instead of mustard. But in old timing days you
couldn't just drive down to the food geny there and
get some folks had to do for themselves. So they
bundled up and other critters and they headed for that
big old tree that was just a swarming with bees.
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Turns out that honey was a fur piece up.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
In the tree there.
Speaker 7 (33:44):
Though they had to get out around to all them
bees without getting stung. They figured out it for a while,
and that sickly boy come up with an idea. He
had old Whiney rolled around in the mud there and
to fool them bees into thinking he was a storm cloud,
tied a balloon to him so he could float up
to where the honey was. Seems you couldn't find honey
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in the store there, But I reckon there's a place
to buy helium balloons up tear in the wood, so
old Whiney he floated up where then bees was The
bee's pretty smart. They weren't fooling none. They popped that
balloon right quick. Whiney wasn't Mike Tubby, so it the
fault didn't hurt him none when he hit the ground.
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But they was all the mine put out. They went
back to nervous Rabbit's house there, and that stumped figure
out another plan. Whiney found out that rabbit had a
big old jar.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Honey on the shelf. He didn't like that rabbit at
holding out on him. He got that down. He ate
that whole jar honey without sharing a bit of it.
Speaker 7 (34:49):
They couldn't do much about it, on account he was
a bear. All I could do was holler, what gat
all the honey furn what's eat all the honey fern? Well,
they got another plan together and they set off to
get the honey out of that tree. But old Whiney there,
he'd eat up so much honey they couldn't get out
the door. He got stuck about half in half out
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so sickly boy I saw her and pig pen pulled.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
From the front iron kangaroo and the rabbit pushed from
the back four too long. Whiney come out of that
doorway with a pop. They flew through the air. Keystro
over tea kettle way up in that tree. Got stuck
head first in the hole where that honey was.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
He saw that honey. His eye just glazed over Old
Whiney the pool. He ate and ate and ate that honey.
Bees m they started stinging him. Winey just kept on
eating what wine. He didn't know was he had one
of them allergies to bees. Things.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
He swoll up killed him. He was so swollen up.
He stayed up in that tree hole for parton ere
a week before his carcass fell out.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Old rabbit he had the last laugh made a rug
out of him. The end whorl of the story bears
won't kill you, but a sweet tooth wheel.
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Story time was brought to you by Hargraves, potted meat
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You look like you might have a sweet tooth O
No good mody, y'all won't mix.
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Y'all coming up, I go, howdy, neighbors, This is Sam
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But I'll take a work at it. I mean, what
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He GOA dude on't dude loving out on?
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It is Monday's a brand new work week. Pillars was
the first one here this morning. Wow, I'm all excited
about work.
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Are you gonna pay for this door dash order or put.
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It on the town out buddy? They here? Oh right,
as they was special about this Monday beside the whole gang.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Especially if I get this door dash order to pay
for it.
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Hey, today is melanoma Monday. Well that's the worst radio
day ever, right, exactly, A two for Tuesday. But there's
two of us in the room for sure. Yeah, that's
a that's a skin type of cancer deal cut off, absolutely, man,
So that's a really deadly form of answer. By the way, y'all,
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you need to get that skin checked.
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You know we do that.
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I put it off for a long time, man, you know,
especially in our air we didn't know about No sunblog
would put some Johnson's baby old oldest before we go out.
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Idiot, all right, there so no money. National Nurses Day,
oh man, hugging nurse nurses. Some of the best people.
Have your special day. Nurse I from my nurses do
something crape siusette day, so that would be a good thing.
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Crapette look like that National Beverage Day. This is just
throw it out there, have a beverage.
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It was written in.
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How about that? All right, good job. I'm not blaming
you for.
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This time, you know.
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All right, we got three day as and this are
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shows on the radio. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
First prize pack this morning. We got a hat, t shirt,
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the info right now. Three days in history, We'll get
our categories. May sixth, nineteen forty one. Oh, Joseph Stalin,
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that sweetheart became the premiere of Russia forty one. I
see foreign leaders on that.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
One.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Ninety seven, a swarm of killer bees attacked a horse
drawn cart, killing the horse and seriously injuring the three passengers.
Took firefighters wearing protective gear, two hours to disperse the swarm. Man,
I got my buddy powder man. You know he can
go in there hit his bees. You know where I
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get my good honey. He can go in there and
find the queen bringing up. This is crazy. It's finally
on this day, No. Five Augusta, Georgia unveiled a life
size bronze statue of singer James Brown, heralding his musical achievements,
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and two weeks later he ran into it. I was, oh,
there's our category, James bonding.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Daddy, you know, thank god they got to be that easy.
It's all one didn't do the usually badges and.
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In the living.
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Oh his statement, Yeah, it was an ext and speech
your gratitude. Well, there you go. There's the categories one
eight hundred Big Shows you told free Line. Come on
play out Burst next. Come on, it's a big show
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on the radio for your Monday, May six, Today's feature
track from the Big Show bid Box Briday by Charlotte
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Mad Max too Fat to Work. We've all been there,
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Speaker 8 (06:12):
Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy and Billy we gave the prizes from the
big Prize being. Let's go he contested number one. Just
should really be a lot of fun in your playing Upburst.
Have a hurry up and guest time. But you love
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the best time. You love a big shot.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Let's say, Hey, the Shelley from up Sail ten us
we shot. Good morning, Shelley, Good morning. They waity welcome.
All right, you got to here? Good baby, Jackie's den.
(07:03):
You're ready, run upstairs, look at you and shout to
play a game. That's what we all do the first
thing in the morning. Here you go. Can I say
what is downstairs? Shelley? I don't know what I'm supposed to.
Let's say the detention facility? Say that? How bad do
(07:25):
you want to be? Anyone? I was just wondering where
her husband was. It was worth it.
Speaker 9 (07:40):
I just walk up.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I've been looking for an athletically fit woman. Now, if
you were actually in a detention facility, that would even
be better. Like that Seinfeld episode with George found the
perfect girl visitor Jun, they should probably get pearled and
ruin the whole time. It's just taking a very weird
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that really has it. All right, Shelly, we're gladden. You're
in here, baby. Let's get you to these three categories.
All right, Okay, in five seconds, give us three foreign
leaders pastor present. Ready, go Peyton Churchill, Queen Elizabeth. Now
give us three things that sting. Ready go the scorpions.
(08:34):
Jelly fit a Methodically going through these categories. I'm falling
more for it. Give us three statues. Ready go statue
of liberty, James Brown and David Well, there you go.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I'm available.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Come on, got Shelley moving around Knoxville, all right, but
you're gonna have to feed her and walk her. Shelley, Baby,
now you cheer up. Hang on, Jack can hook you
up with the prize back.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
All right, we're gonna jump out and catch you up.
What went on around you over the weekend. Robert up
kid with our Monday song Swerving and Melane coming up
on the oside. H good morning. It's a big Shawl
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Radio Monday May six on Monday Morning song My Fame
out of East Texas. Robert O'Keane join in, as done
by Robert keane is been lying UPO sdo.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody. Sometimes
on my days are filled with right eyes. I'm traveled
down left subad. Things ain't going mind because there's always
someone swirming in my line. You keep swimming in my line.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
And it's causing lots of banger. I'm a honking on
my horror line.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I'm shooting you the phone.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
To keep switching on my.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
Bride lights him when you're swerving all lives Pie Way,
you're running someone off the ride.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
The day Joe Way, I thought I.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
Never never could another.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
How else could I feed? But bowing you run into me.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I can't believe I could not see her.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'll tank up. No one's at the waiting.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
You keep swimming in my life, just causing lots of thames.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I'm a cussing out your name. I'm shooting in the fight.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I keep switching on my bride lights. But you're just
too dempty. Now when you're swerving.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
All lights HOI by, you're running summone off the.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Ride, driving a big show. Good morning, got a big
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show on the radio for you, Modny day for Ron
Bows and Girls Action, Hello friends, your old help.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
Bert Fern here, and welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode The Wanted Man. As our story opens, Officer
Claude Fessenden is giving a tour of the police station
to an elementary school field trip.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Watch where you're going. Kids? Just step over that blood?
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Oh gross, can I touch it?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's evidence.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Oh this is the booking desk and where we put
the hammer down on the purps. This is where we
bring them to be processed. You may like cattle sometimes.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Oh hey, where are all those pictures on the wall?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Ayes? This is the wall of shame.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
These are the country's most wanted fugitives, scofflaws.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
They're do wells, dirt bags, the worst of the worst.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Which what uh is the worst?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
What?
Speaker 6 (13:55):
And is it the guy with the mustache?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Oh, that's a picture of my wife. Tell me about
it now.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
If you're looking for public endemy number one, it's this man,
Tucker close talker turner. He's one it in all fifty states.
Or murder, fraud, murder, kidnapping, murder and murder.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Oh who'd have guessed it?
Speaker 9 (14:19):
All?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Right, kettos, let's go to the fingerprint room and make
a mess, shall we.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Officer? Listen, Hey claude, when are you going to catch
that close talker guy?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Well, hopefully soon. We've been after him for five years?
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Now?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Can I can I ask? Can I ask you not
a question? When you took his picture? Why didn't you
just keep him so?
Speaker 11 (14:59):
And how.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
Oh, mister, my dad has a mustache just like your wife's.
Speaker 9 (15:10):
Tune in next time when we're here Officer Fessenden's mustache,
the old wife.
Speaker 11 (15:14):
Saying, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's
a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us
this morning.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Hey, this is Adam saying. You're listening to the Big
Show with John Boyd Beauty good. More than it's a
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big show on the radio. Ye, we're doing tracks off
songs we love to sing. John Boyn Billy album coming
up in minutes Chronical Aricosis two while gona have to
get out of the car away from the radio sometime
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Hope you make your daily visit there all right there,
I got to set big shoe rolls on good morning,
big shows on the radio. My disease I'm afflicted with.
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I made it on songs we love to sing that.
We got to cover it up for you just a second. First,
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I was downtown woman cutting in day.
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Speaker 13 (17:55):
I was downtown working for the FBI.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Really no, no, no, that's the lyric.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Oh you were, No, I don't think you were working
for the EQUA.
Speaker 13 (18:04):
John Boy has an embarrassing problem.
Speaker 12 (18:10):
Hurricane Love song, Hurricane Hurricane Lo, Hurricane Lo song, ten
feed long No, No, Johnny, that's heard it in a
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love song.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Can't be wrong?
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Huh.
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He appears normal, but he's actually the victim of a
debilitating disease.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Rocking Donna Harvey. Hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey
rocking Donnah Harvey. Not rocking Donna Harvey.
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It's rocking down the highway.
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Ah rocking Donnah huh.
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He thinks he knows the lyrics to popular songs, but
he's actually the victim of chronic lyricosis.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
So hold on, Lucy, don't let go. If you came
to night lay, you're gonna lose your tone.
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Hold on loosely, don't let go.
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To control, control, control.
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Don't go around your wife. Let me take your knife
there's a bathroom on the ride.
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Huh what? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (20:19):
You haven't been thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
All right, let's play John boyd Jeopardy. Let's jump right
in here. Greeting cards celebrating this holiday were first introduced
in the early nineteen hundreds. They were so popular they
out sold cards for all other holidays until the nineteen thirties.
Last year, Americans spent around five hundred and fifty million
(20:43):
dollars on them. What holiday? U? What is talk like?
A pirate day? You think? So? Nobody celebrates us? It's
very popular right right now? What y'all got one?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Ain't undred?
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Big show?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
You told?
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Free line across America. We play John Boy Jeopardy next,
(21:26):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. On
it do your Monday. Today's feature track from the Big
Show bid Box brought you by Charlotte Motors, made way
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It's John Boy Champany Why and now a man who says,
hold on a minute. Too fat to work is a thing.
Why didn't somebody tell me? Stupid friend? He's John body?
You think I sound like a black woman? Michael out
of Salem, Alabama, Good morning, buddy, Good morning. Hey. You
(22:18):
are first up on John Boyd Jeopardy. So uh, let's
review that question, Michael, a couple more seconds to think.
Greeting cards celebrating this holiday first introduced in the early
nineteen hundreds. They were very popular. They outsold cards for
all other holidays up until the nineteen thirties. Well, last year,
(22:39):
Americans spent around five hundred and fifty million dollars on them.
Million million. What you got, Michael, I'm gonna say Christmas cards?
You say Christmas cardsday? No, not Christmas. I'm guessing that's
(23:00):
I believe the most popular. Yes, all time, yes, and
since the thirties. So come on, catch up? What is Michael?
Thanks for playing that, buddy. We appreciate you, yes, sir,
thank you? All right? Mate. David is under attack in
Union City, Tennessee. Hey David, Hey, John boy Hey there
(23:21):
you are, buddy. Welcome man. So uh, he made it
in and you got your shot at John Boyd Jeopardy.
What holiday were looking for David.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Mercy.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Uh, how about Halloween? And you're going with Halloween. You
got a body. They expect this year to reach six
hundred million dollars in Halloween card just ain't the car
just the cars. That's over half a billion dollars. Well, David,
(24:00):
good work, Bunny, you got your big old prize back
end over.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
The Union City.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
We'll let you get back to the perfect leman.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Man got work.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Wat a many hours Tom of your news right on
the other side of our time. Capsule has made these
six then Carl Teller's gonna tell us a story.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
It's nice to see Star Trek back in syndication, the
real Star Trek with Kirk and Spock, not the other
versions where they got all politically correct and the Enterprise
looked like a TGI Fridays, and they always wanted to
talk to the aliens rather than vaporize them with their
Reagan Yeah, and while Star Trek was still cutting edge,
(25:39):
I think they stopped too soon. The producer said that
they ran out of material, But how could that be.
I've come up with some ideas myself, the stuff they
could have done. Let me perch on at the misprint.
Let me preach on it. Cobby, you're gonna have to
be a little faster with that fair drummer. I'm gonna
let Tater do it again. Here's some of the ideas
(26:03):
I come up with for Star Trek. The Enterprise runs
into a mysterious energy field of a type it has
encountered many times before, with no adverse effects whatsoever. The
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crew of the Enterprise visits a remote outpost of scientists,
and not one of them has gone mad.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
That would be the last thing you'd expect.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Where's Jackie's here? We gotta go through this, I said,
Everybody stays in.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
I set her out there to move traffic.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Okay, excuse me, a nerd.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Back the end.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
I'll point to you, and could you may make your
laugh a little higher like another girl in the room.
Some of the crew takes shore leave and has a
wonderful time. The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally
new life form, which later turns out to be a
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rather well known old life form, wearing a different hat,
perhaps one with a propeller. The crew of the Enterprise
are struck down by a mysterious plague, the only cure
for which can be found in the ship's well stocked
stick bag. The Enterprise, Have you got a minute? The
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Enterprise successfully escorts an alien VIP from one place to
another without serious incidents. Arci, would you come over here
and put Cobby up on the counter so he can
see when I kill him? The Enterprise is captured by
a vastly superior alien intelligence, which does not put them
(28:11):
on trial, see.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Because usually yeah, almost every time, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
The Enterprises. This is more y'all speed?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
The Enterprise is captured by a vastly inferior alien intelligence,
which they quickly pacify with chocolate and triming. That's good, Cobby,
that's the one I want.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, yeah, this.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Is going a lot better than I that. The Enterprise
visits an earth like planet called Paradise, where everyone is
happy all of the time. However, everything is soon revealed
to be exactly what it appears to be. A major
starfleet emergency. Geene Roddenberry, are you listing? A major starfleet
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emergency breaks out near the Enterprise, but fortunately some other
ships in the area are able to deal with it.
To everyone's satisfaction. Kirk falls in love with a woman
on a planet he visits and isn't tragically separated from
her at the end, but they agreed to they should
(29:30):
just be good friends.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
When the warp engines.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Have you got him on the delay? When the warp
engines malfunction, Scotty has plenty of time and dilysium crystals.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
To solve the problem.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
A landing party returns from a hostile planet surface having
suffered no casualties or life' wrening injuries among the extras
during a freak space storm, Sulu Warren's crew members not
to use the transporter, but they do it anyway with
no problems.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Whatsoever?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Is this stuff that should happen? What was the set
up so long ago?
Speaker 12 (30:15):
I forgot?
Speaker 5 (30:18):
These are ideas I've got for other Star Trek gapps.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I'll go back to page one.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Spock gives his trademark hand sign and coins one of
the most memorable catchphrases in television history.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Look what I can do? A look what?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
And finally.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Page four, after a lengthy analysis, that's discovered that doctor
McCoy is in fact a doctor and not a mind
ring at the list and the list goes on, live
on and take care of your writer.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Some might just shoot me, John Boy and Billy, Good
morning radio, dumb right, good morning. There's a big show
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on the radio. Back the tracks all of our album
songs we love to sing in about twenty minutes that
classic picker for the Rolling Stone. But right now, as promise.
Speaker 13 (31:56):
And now it's storytelling with your whole.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Carl Childers, I went to.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
A yard sale with mister Bill Cox. Aaron, cave me
a bunch of books. I'm turning into a real reader.
I didn't find a book about a boy and his
bear called Whinnie the Pooh.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
I can tell you about it if you owe me too.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, yeah, I like here.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
I'd like to put her to a vote, all right,
Tim Well, Sir, watched upon a time, Aaron, there's this
sickly little boy over were in England. He would write, puny, pitiful,
no bigger than squirrel. He had him a pet bear
name a Whiney. I reckon, they probably ain't much worse
(32:46):
than a bear that complains.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
All the time. But that boy, he loved that bear,
and that's what counted. Every day, that sickly boy and Whiney.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
They'd wander off in the wood summers, getting into adventures
and whatnot. They had some other credit friends with them,
some donkey named my ey Sore, a little pig, them
a pig pen, some nervous rabbit, an old owl, and
a kangaroo with a young un in its pouch. That
one made me laugh, well, sir. One day, that Sickly
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Boy and Whiney they got a hankerd for some honey. Say,
now we're wear in England. They put honey on their
biscuits instead of mustard. But in old timing days you
couldn't just drive down to the food geny there and
get some folks had to do for themselves. So they
bundled up and other critters and they headed for that
big old tree that was just a swarming with bees.
(33:42):
Turns out that honey was a fur piece up.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
In the tree there.
Speaker 7 (33:44):
Though they had to get out around to all them
bees without getting stung. They figured out it for a while,
and that sickly boy come up with an idea. He
had old Whiney rolled around in the mud there and
to fool them bees into thinking he was a storm cloud,
tied a balloon to him so he could float up
to where the honey was. Seems you couldn't find honey
(34:05):
in the store there, But I reckon there's a place
to buy helium balloons up tear in the wood, so
old Whiney he floated up where then bees was The
bee's pretty smart. They weren't fooling none. They popped that
balloon right quick. Whiney wasn't Mike Tubby, so it the
fault didn't hurt him none when he hit the ground.
(34:26):
But they was all the mine put out. They went
back to nervous Rabbit's house there, and that stumped figure
out another plan. Whiney found out that rabbit had a
big old jar.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Honey on the shelf. He didn't like that rabbit at
holding out on him. He got that down. He ate
that whole jar honey without sharing a bit of it.
Speaker 7 (34:49):
They couldn't do much about it, on account he was
a bear. All I could do was holler, what gat
all the honey furn what's eat all the honey fern? Well,
they got another plan together and they set off to
get the honey out of that tree. But old Whiney there,
he'd eat up so much honey they couldn't get out
the door. He got stuck about half in half out
(35:10):
so sickly boy I saw her and pig pen pulled.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
From the front iron kangaroo and the rabbit pushed from
the back four too long. Whiney come out of that
doorway with a pop. They flew through the air. Keystro
over tea kettle way up in that tree. Got stuck
head first in the hole where that honey was.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
He saw that honey. His eye just glazed over Old
Whiney the pool. He ate and ate and ate that honey.
Bees m they started stinging him. Winey just kept on
eating what wine. He didn't know was he had one
of them allergies to bees. Things.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
He swoll up killed him. He was so swollen up.
He stayed up in that tree hole for parton ere
a week before his carcass fell out.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Old rabbit he had the last laugh made a rug
out of him. The end whorl of the story bears
won't kill you, but a sweet tooth wheel.
Speaker 13 (36:13):
Story time was brought to you by Hargraves, potted meat
product chock full of peckers and lips since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
You look like you might have a sweet tooth O
No good mody, y'all won't mix.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Y'all coming up, I go, howdy, neighbors, This is Sam
Drucker at the Hooterville General Store. We can't start our
day without a good nose and down home family from
from John Boy and Billy and the gang at the
Big Show next to the girls over at a petticoat junction.
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