July 22, 2024 • 37 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re really going to the dogs.. - we’ll give good examples of how they’re better than kids, men and even women.. - Nervel T. Wheeler is getting new dentures.. - A voicemail from Randy’s brother Glenn confirms he will dog sit again.. - Marvin Webster dives into the “Is FaceBook Spying on you?” debate.. - and we wrap things up with Storytime with Mr. Rhubarb..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may hear the
Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm an on this. It's a brand new week. It
is the summer of twenty twenty four. Oh, look at
the two's this July twenty second to two too, oh
two four. That was my brain exercise for the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
All right, let's go home, y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Got y'all have a good weekend, stay cold, stay high rated.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Probably was nice, but wow.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Okay, well this summer time, this National Mango Day, it
was a good time. Was a mango deal.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
It's tropical.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah, it's just a kind of peach plumb maybe mixe,
you know of having a green kind of looking deal,
yellow yellow if they're looking right.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, okay, that's why you didn't like it. Maybe it
doesn't it National Hammock Day.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
All right, I get on board with that.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I got me a new hammock for Father's Day too,
So I finally got that farm, got my two trees.
Outer Banks hammock.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, so it's rope.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
So now you've got to tell your my favorite hammock story,
which one whoa struggled up being a romantic in the
backyard with your wife swinging in the hammock's.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Nice afternoon shades swingings. You know you can't get busy
in the hammock though, But that's another story. Is that
the story you want to?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
God?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Go?
Speaker 7 (02:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (02:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
With the birds? Yeah, you spoiled my romantic mood you
had just turning up. It is nice.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Get out of my house.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Really, it was just up like about a right between
the eyes that I've had seagulls take good aim on
me too at a at a wrong moment. Yeah yeah,
all right, I mean what is a good moment? You know,
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if you're in the ocean in a bottle? Okay, all right,
So let's celebrate my hammock day a little bit later. Okay,
we'll get through that. And it's finally Pinucci. It is
a fudge like confection of Mexican brown sugar cream or milk.
And because that's a national day, we got going here too.
(03:34):
National Pinucie, you familiar.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
With that, I'm not familiar with it, and I saw
pictures of it, and I don't want to be found.
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became the world's first aquanauts when they were submerged into
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hundred and ninety two feet and were kept alive by
breathing air that was eighty percent helium.
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Alsome, Okay, they did talk like that, actually, right, it's
a new shirt.
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Well that was my typo to their divers. Not drunk
try drivers.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Okay, my bad.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Boy, although they were driving the submerciable Okay. Twenty thirteen,
the Duchess of Cambridge gave birth to a healthy baby boy,
named his Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge. The baby
is Prince William's firstborn son and will likely become the
King of England one day in the future. The news
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was met with celebrations across England and the world, as
Royal baby fans kept out waiting for news of the birth.
After the Queen died, he became Prince George of Wales,
second in line to the throne after his father. Now
that is King George, now.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Nope, it's King Charles now, oh, Charles Charles.
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And if the forgotten Prince.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
And then it'll be Prince William should he be healthy
after his dad dies, and then be Prince George, and.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Then Prince George. Okay, so he's still in lines ee and.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Then Louis is it after him? And then Harry.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Louis Yeah, yeah, all right, they'll watch baby watch over
there in England.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Those dog on Royal baby fans all right. And finally,
twenty sixteen, what were they doing in Japan on this day? Well,
Funa Electric announced they would manufacture the world's last video
cassette this month twenty sixteen, this month back then.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
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Uppers.
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Let's be upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
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Prince William, Prince George and Tar.
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George, Prince Jack, Bam Bam bamp part and for the win,
three things you would record on a video cassette. Ready go.
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Go, fourth and the man's.
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Old.
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Yeah, I'm a three, So that's right. I'm just saving back.
You know about the cameras you had those, boy, every model,
every man.
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Then you accidentally record over your wedding video.
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Win though, Ready to show me how to do them
little tabs on it back in the day, you know,
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record over.
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Yeah.
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in the slot.
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Tiger's prize back headed up to Saltville.
Speaker 10 (09:55):
For you, all right, boy, buddy, alright, we jump out,
catch you up on your new.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Talk you about us, all about our dogs all.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
Monday morning long and get to on the other side.
(10:49):
Good morning, Baby shows on the radio all morning long,
fun with dogs.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You gotta get You're gonna get where you're going. Get
out the car. You ain't gonna be able to hear
the whole show. Make sure I know it's the John
bondmill In Late Risers podcast. And don't have to miss
a minute of this show here on Monday morning. By
the way, Prince George, you can tell me he's only
eleven years old. How about that? So it is a
little little prince is eleven years old? All right, Well
(11:17):
this leads right into our dog Bunday.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Hit it. Let's letters.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh we got letters?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
You get your letters?
Speaker 8 (11:42):
What you got to say?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Oh boy, all right, I got this, Hey, John Boyd.
Believe we love the segment you hearried about why dogs
are better than women and why dogs are better than
men so much we were inspired to write one one
of our own, Why dogs are better than Children. We
hope you enjoy it your big show fans in Bremen, Alabama.
(12:06):
Tracy and Darren Clark, all right, why dogs are better
than children. Dogs are easy to train. Dog toys are
dirt sheep. Dogs don't need an allowance. Dogs are always
excited to see you. Dogs don't need a dead gum
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cell phone. You don't have to worry about your dog
coming in at bedtime to tell you they need poster
board for a project they have to turn in tomorrow morning.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
I heard that one.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
You don't have to worry about what your dog is
looking at on the internet. You can leave your dog
alone in the car to go into the store to shop.
Dogs never asked to borrow the car on Saturday night.
Dogs don't talk back to you when you discipline them.
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A dog won't go to the therapist and blame you
for everything wrong with their lives. Your dog is never
embarrassed to be seen with you in front of their friends.
With a dog, the only we you have to worry
about is the one they leave on the carpet. A
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dog will never call you late at night and ask
you to bail them out of jail. Dogs don't mind
if you grab them up by the back of the neck.
You don't have to get out in the pouring rain
to buy diapers for a brand new puppy. You don't
have to worry about taking out a second mortgage to
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pay for your dog's wedding. Really, with a dog, you
never have to worry about meeting your future in laws.
You'll never have to send your dog to rehab.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
A dog will never steal money out of your person
and lie about it when you call them on it.
Ahah And why dogs are better than kids College four years,
eighty thousand dollars, Obedience School six weeks, two hundred months,
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eighty parts, Malabama. Good morning, Big Shall is on the radio.
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Hello friends, your old pal Burnburn here with another hammer
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Speaker 13 (15:18):
All right, yea, hearn's your pipe there. Listen up on
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There's five hundred pounds to the man who can drink
them all.
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Hold on there, missy, are you telling me you'll give
five hundred pounds that whoever can drink all twenty of
these guinnesses?
Speaker 4 (15:38):
That is the challenge is stated eye.
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Well, that's a tall order there. Tell me, lassie, could
you give me just half an hour to make me decision?
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Well, if you need time to boast your courage, you
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You do that.
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down the guinness one after another.
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You give it.
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Fit is a fiddle? I'll take that money now if
you please.
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Hell A deal's a deal.
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Here you go thanking.
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You just tell me one thing. Where'd you go for
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Oh?
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Well, before I took your bet, I pumped into the
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Let's not get all of this show rolls on Good Morning,
(19:09):
Big Show's on the radio. Dog Monday had dogs betering kids,
earlier and coming up right here. Dogs Bettering Men?
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Part one?
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Just kick on that batter when you go to the
big show. Yeah, they'll work with you. Why Dogs are
better than Men Part one.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. Dogs
miss you when you're gone. Dogs feel guilt when they've
done something wrong. Dogs don't brag about whom they have
slept with. Dogs don't criticize your friends. Dogs to not
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play games with you except fetch, and they never laugh
at how you throw.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Dogs are appointment.
Speaker 11 (20:47):
Dogs are happy with any video you choose are in
because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. Dog ever voted
to confirm Clarence Thomas. You can train a dog. Dogs
are easy to buy for. Dogs are good with kids.
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You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams. Why dogs
are better than men because gorgeous Dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Dogs understand what no means. Dogs understand if some of
their friends cannot come inside. Dogs do not read at
the table. Dogs think you are a culinary genius. They
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love you.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
You can house train a dog. Dogs don't correct your stories.
Middle aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you
for a younger owner. Dogs don't mind if you do
all the driving. Dogs don't step on the imaginary break.
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Dogs admit it when they're lost. Dogs look at your eyes.
Dogs like your size. Dogs don't care whether you shave
your legs. Dogs are color blind. Dogs aren't threatened if
you earn more than they do. Dogs mean it when
they kiss you, and dogs are nice to your relatives.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Dogs are better than women in an hour. Alright, let's
jump right in here. And play John boyd Jeopardy.
Speaker 12 (23:05):
Well.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
McDonald's calls the customer uproar in nineteen ninety two when
they announced that, after nearly twenty five years, they would
no longer offer a fried version of this popular menu item.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yes, that was the fried mcpickles, that'd be good.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, man, you those in restaurants I get man, Yeah,
that's good. Well thanks you maybe hungry?
Speaker 6 (23:32):
All right?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
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Show is your toll free line across America. Come on,
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Good show?
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This is.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
Your morning.
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right now, let's play.
Speaker 15 (24:24):
Yells Why across America it's John Boy Jempini bow wow,
and now your host. He had to give up on
becoming an astronaut for a lot of really good reasons.
He's too tall, too heavy, too chicken. You know, the
usual stuff.
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He's John boy, Yeah, it gonna work in I couldn't
achieve weightlesseners. All right, let's say hate a Ryan out
of Greer, South Carolina. Good morning, Ryan, Hey, buddy, first
shot at it. It's all yours. We're saying. McDonald's call.
It's the customer uproar. In nineteen ninety two, they announced it,
(25:03):
after an nearly twenty five years, they would no longer
offer a fried version of this popular menu item, Oh,
chicken sandwich, chicken sandwich.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Well, let's say say, here's a guy who hasn't been
to McDonald's lately, sister, A bunch of a bunch of
nuggets together to make one know they christy chicken.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Hey, Ryan, we appreciate you playing with us, buddy, you
have a great day. You all right, man, Let's go
to Randy. He's down in Fort Mitchell, Alabama. Good morning, Randy,
Good morning. All right, buddy, it's not a chicken sandwich.
What you thinking about? McDonald's here would no longer offer
a fried apple pie? Apple pie Sunday that nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Yeah, and they've messed with the recipe several times since then.
The one that you have now is they call it
a healthier baked version. The whole reason they changed back
in ninety two was because they wouldn't now if you
follow it. They wanted to make it a healthier choice.
But I found a newspaper article from ninety two comparing
(26:32):
the nutritional info.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
It is not healthier. That really blew me away when
you showed me that. I mean, it is not the fried.
Got that right down. There's your comparisons. Ok So, now
the baked apple pie is a two hundred and thirty
calories fried two twenty protein both two grams total carbs
both fried and baked apple pie is thirty three grams.
(26:57):
And here the total fat of the baked is eleven
grams of the fried is nine gram It is the
fried is literally better for you, health wife, And then
would looked at the pictures.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Man, that's when they're cutting. It looks like they've reduced
how much filling you get. They've gone to a lattice
work on top, so it's laced dough, so that's less dough.
And the baked ones, I don't know if you've had one,
but they're chewy. They're not I mean that the original
fried ones were crisp on the outside and flaky. They
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had brown sugar on.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Don't make me go back dreading ninety two. That's way
too many.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Years hot inside.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Well, you can't.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
There is still one place in the contiguous forty eight
states that you can get a fried apple pie, and
it's at that location, the Nostalgic one that's in California,
Los Angeles, one of the original ones, or anywhere in
Hawaii restaurants, because every store there sells more than any
(28:04):
store in the US. Uh the otherwise, if you want
to get a good old fried American pie apple pie,
go anywhere but the United States. Every McDonald's outside of
the US has fried apple pies.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
God, look at you researching there. It's a first Randy
down in Fort Mitchell. You got your big old waffle
house prize back. They ain't gonna chinch you. They gonna
their cover scattered, smattered, all right, you got buy all right,
first time caller. Oh good work here about it. Here
it is than can take all right, bodim of the hour,
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top of your news right on the other side to
get our time catsule for this seven to two two
oh two four. That's what I'm gonna do.
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It's a.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
God damn weah back to dogs are better than most anything.
We can find a number twenty minutes that over that
right now? All right, Well it must have run out
of coffee at home, cause he just showed up here.
He's our oldest listener and frequent contributor, nervel tea Wheeler,
(31:23):
come on in Nerve Hey, John Boy, Hey, everybody, what's
she doing out about today?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Well? I got to run over yonder Theron get my
new upper plate. He's got so dad gum loose. I
had to chew my food twice.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Well, how long have you had them?
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Oh about thirty year, I can give her to you.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
It sounds like you do.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
I'd say, you know, my wife had false teeth too,
but hers was different. How so they was big? She had?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
She had quite a john or how big are we talking?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Well? At night, I'd put mine in a glass there
and she'd put hers out in the truck. Wow, you
had chat for him too. On her eightieth birthday, some
of the folks from a church are they throwed her
a little party. Preacher had just lit the candles and
she sneezed. Did it blow out the candles? Well? Yeah,
but her teeth come flying out of her mouth and
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took the organists right hand though.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Oh she got them sharp fiul to a point.
Speaker 11 (32:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
And when she passed away. That was the one thing
of hers that I kipt really, So what did you
do with them? I hung him on the porch by
the front door, keep said Jehovah's witnesses.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Don't believe I've ever seen a mouth a big No
mirrors at home?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Huh yeah, I come up with one every once in
a while, Jackie, thank.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
You for having me.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, the world is chock full of humanodities. You got
to see them all at the local mall.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
When did you go to the mall?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
A great granddaughter and I had a day out. We
ate at that food court. Sheindig there, and I know
why they call it food court. Folks doing the cooking
ought to be on trial. Anyway, she wanted to go shopping.
I told her I just sat tired and slip on
a cup of coffee.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
You know.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
One of the things I hate about the mall crowds
the noise. They charge you for coffee. You want a
ventie or a Grandee. I want a coffee you're half with.
I guess you didn't think it was funny because she
charged me five dollars.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
It wasn't any good.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Well, it was okay, but for five dollars it should
have come with a hand sandwich in a foot row.
So I've done some people watching there, you know, passing
the time, and kids all different color hire tattoos showing everywhere,
metal stuff was sticking off their faces. Use the most
foul language you ever did.
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Here.
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Some of the customers just as bad. I see this
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real nice figure, although you could tell they was fake.
I mean, her bottom was jiggling with them, never budge.
But the what caught my eye was her nose. Now
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he that uh that bird fella on the Batman.
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Show the Penguin.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Yeah, I see she put him to shame. I see that.
What makes no sense to me is she spent all
that money of pumping up her balcony and nobody's looking
at him because of that damn nose. I swear to God,
John Boy, I think it's so big she could smell
the future.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Did you say anything, George?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Well, what was I gonna say? You know, Hey, sweety,
would you mind pecking a hole in this pine log firm? Hey? Donland,
could you take a sniff of this T shirt and
then track the scent?
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Or me?
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Master?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
What's it it smell like in Germany today? Oh a hell,
I kept myself.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
That's probably for the best.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah. Well, I'm gonna grab me another cup of the
hot brine here and sweet talk the snack gall into
a cup. Help me keep your saddle all in your
gung grease and hollerw ofugh and you need me?
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I took you.
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I never see that you like like the sun belly up.
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I'll tell you.
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The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
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You're gonna eat that.
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Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
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I'm an on this. It's a brand new week. It
is the summer of twenty twenty four. Oh, look at
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two four. That was my brain exercise for the morning.
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Probably was nice, but wow.
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It's tropical.
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All right, I get on board with that.
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I got me a new hammock for Father's Day too,
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Outer Banks hammock.
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Yeah, so it's rope.
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So now you've got to tell your my favorite hammock story,
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Nice afternoon shades swingings. You know you can't get busy
in the hammock though, But that's another story. Is that
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God?
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Go?
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No?
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Okay?
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Oh?
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With the birds? Yeah, you spoiled my romantic mood you
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Get out of my house.
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Really, it was just up like about a right between
the eyes that I've had seagulls take good aim on
me too at a at a wrong moment. Yeah yeah,
all right, I mean what is a good moment? You know,
(03:13):
if you're in the ocean in a bottle? Okay, all right,
So let's celebrate my hammock day a little bit later. Okay,
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And because that's a national day, we got going here too.
(03:34):
National Pinucie, you familiar.
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With that, I'm not familiar with it, and I saw
pictures of it, and I don't want to be found.
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was met with celebrations across England and the world, as
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After the Queen died, he became Prince George of Wales,
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And if the forgotten Prince.
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Then Louis is it after him? And then Harry.
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Louis Yeah, yeah, all right, they'll watch baby watch over
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Those dog on Royal baby fans all right. And finally,
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Talk you about us, all about our dogs all.
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Monday morning long and get to on the other side.
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Good morning, Baby shows on the radio all morning long,
fun with dogs.
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You gotta get You're gonna get where you're going. Get
out the car. You ain't gonna be able to hear
the whole show. Make sure I know it's the John
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little little prince is eleven years old? All right, Well
(11:17):
this leads right into our dog Bunday.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Hit it. Let's letters.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh we got letters?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
You get your letters?
Speaker 8 (11:42):
What you got to say?
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Oh boy, all right, I got this, Hey, John Boyd.
Believe we love the segment you hearried about why dogs
are better than women and why dogs are better than
men so much we were inspired to write one one
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Tracy and Darren Clark, all right, why dogs are better
than children. Dogs are easy to train. Dog toys are
dirt sheep. Dogs don't need an allowance. Dogs are always
excited to see you. Dogs don't need a dead gum
(12:30):
cell phone. You don't have to worry about your dog
coming in at bedtime to tell you they need poster
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Speaker 8 (12:39):
I heard that one.
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You don't have to worry about what your dog is
looking at on the internet. You can leave your dog
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Dogs never asked to borrow the car on Saturday night.
Dogs don't talk back to you when you discipline them.
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A dog won't go to the therapist and blame you
for everything wrong with their lives. Your dog is never
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With a dog, the only we you have to worry
about is the one they leave on the carpet. A
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dog will never call you late at night and ask
you to bail them out of jail. Dogs don't mind
if you grab them up by the back of the neck.
You don't have to get out in the pouring rain
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pay for your dog's wedding. Really, with a dog, you
never have to worry about meeting your future in laws.
You'll never have to send your dog to rehab.
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I don't know.
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A dog will never steal money out of your person
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Speaker 3 (15:00):
Hello friends, your old pal Burnburn here with another hammer
toe rupturing edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode twenty Pints of Guinness. As our story opens, Irish
bar maid Molly Muldoon issues a challenge to her patrons.
Speaker 13 (15:18):
All right, yea, hearn's your pipe there. Listen up on
this bar right here, I place twenty pounds a Guinness.
There's five hundred pounds to the man who can drink
them all.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Hold on there, missy, are you telling me you'll give
five hundred pounds that whoever can drink all twenty of
these guinnesses?
Speaker 4 (15:38):
That is the challenge is stated eye.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Well, that's a tall order there. Tell me, lassie, could
you give me just half an hour to make me decision?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Well, if you need time to boast your courage, you
do that.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
You do that.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I'll be back in half an hour. That's plenty of
time for you to figure out where you're floats. Thirty
minutes later, all right, let's do this. The man puzzles
down the guinness one after another.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
You give it.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
How do you feel?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Fit is a fiddle? I'll take that money now if
you please.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Hell A deal's a deal.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Here you go thanking.
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You just tell me one thing. Where'd you go for
that thirty minutes?
Speaker 6 (16:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Well, before I took your bet, I pumped into the
pub next door to see if I could actually do it.
Speaker 8 (16:52):
And how.
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We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. I'll
give you half the money back if you let me
do them top to two day next time, when we'll
hear the barmaid next door say, hey, big man, let
me hold a dollar.
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You do that?
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Helly, you lindsay premise here and when I'm on this
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John Boy and Billy right here on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
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You will. I thought it was funny.
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Here got a number fourteen Tony Stewart bass car Fishing Lore,
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I may not be lit on the fire all our Friday. Okay,
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Let's not get all of this show rolls on Good Morning,
(19:09):
Big Show's on the radio. Dog Monday had dogs betering kids,
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Part one?
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Speaker 11 (20:10):
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. Dogs
miss you when you're gone. Dogs feel guilt when they've
done something wrong. Dogs don't brag about whom they have
slept with. Dogs don't criticize your friends. Dogs to not
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play games with you except fetch, and they never laugh
at how you throw.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Dogs are appointment.
Speaker 11 (20:47):
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Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. Dog ever voted
to confirm Clarence Thomas. You can train a dog. Dogs
are easy to buy for. Dogs are good with kids.
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You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams. Why dogs
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Dogs understand what no means. Dogs understand if some of
their friends cannot come inside. Dogs do not read at
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love you.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
You can house train a dog. Dogs don't correct your stories.
Middle aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you
for a younger owner. Dogs don't mind if you do
all the driving. Dogs don't step on the imaginary break.
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Dogs admit it when they're lost. Dogs look at your eyes.
Dogs like your size. Dogs don't care whether you shave
your legs. Dogs are color blind. Dogs aren't threatened if
you earn more than they do. Dogs mean it when
they kiss you, and dogs are nice to your relatives.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Dogs are better than women in an hour. Alright, let's
jump right in here. And play John boyd Jeopardy.
Speaker 12 (23:05):
Well.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
McDonald's calls the customer uproar in nineteen ninety two when
they announced that, after nearly twenty five years, they would
no longer offer a fried version of this popular menu item.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yes, that was the fried mcpickles, that'd be good.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, man, you those in restaurants I get man, Yeah,
that's good. Well thanks you maybe hungry?
Speaker 6 (23:32):
All right?
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Show is your toll free line across America. Come on,
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This is.
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Your morning.
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Speaker 15 (24:24):
Yells Why across America it's John Boy Jempini bow wow,
and now your host. He had to give up on
becoming an astronaut for a lot of really good reasons.
He's too tall, too heavy, too chicken. You know, the
usual stuff.
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He's John boy, Yeah, it gonna work in I couldn't
achieve weightlesseners. All right, let's say hate a Ryan out
of Greer, South Carolina. Good morning, Ryan, Hey, buddy, first
shot at it. It's all yours. We're saying. McDonald's call.
It's the customer uproar. In nineteen ninety two, they announced it,
(25:03):
after an nearly twenty five years, they would no longer
offer a fried version of this popular menu item, Oh,
chicken sandwich, chicken sandwich.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Well, let's say say, here's a guy who hasn't been
to McDonald's lately, sister, A bunch of a bunch of
nuggets together to make one know they christy chicken.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Hey, Ryan, we appreciate you playing with us, buddy, you
have a great day. You all right, man, Let's go
to Randy. He's down in Fort Mitchell, Alabama. Good morning, Randy,
Good morning. All right, buddy, it's not a chicken sandwich.
What you thinking about? McDonald's here would no longer offer
a fried apple pie? Apple pie Sunday that nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Yeah, and they've messed with the recipe several times since then.
The one that you have now is they call it
a healthier baked version. The whole reason they changed back
in ninety two was because they wouldn't now if you
follow it. They wanted to make it a healthier choice.
But I found a newspaper article from ninety two comparing
(26:32):
the nutritional info.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
It is not healthier. That really blew me away when
you showed me that. I mean, it is not the fried.
Got that right down. There's your comparisons. Ok So, now
the baked apple pie is a two hundred and thirty
calories fried two twenty protein both two grams total carbs
both fried and baked apple pie is thirty three grams.
(26:57):
And here the total fat of the baked is eleven
grams of the fried is nine gram It is the
fried is literally better for you, health wife, And then
would looked at the pictures.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Man, that's when they're cutting. It looks like they've reduced
how much filling you get. They've gone to a lattice
work on top, so it's laced dough, so that's less dough.
And the baked ones, I don't know if you've had one,
but they're chewy. They're not I mean that the original
fried ones were crisp on the outside and flaky. They
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had brown sugar on.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Don't make me go back dreading ninety two. That's way
too many.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Years hot inside.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Well, you can't.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
There is still one place in the contiguous forty eight
states that you can get a fried apple pie, and
it's at that location, the Nostalgic one that's in California,
Los Angeles, one of the original ones, or anywhere in
Hawaii restaurants, because every store there sells more than any
(28:04):
store in the US. Uh the otherwise, if you want
to get a good old fried American pie apple pie,
go anywhere but the United States. Every McDonald's outside of
the US has fried apple pies.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
God, look at you researching there. It's a first Randy
down in Fort Mitchell. You got your big old waffle
house prize back. They ain't gonna chinch you. They gonna
their cover scattered, smattered, all right, you got buy all right,
first time caller. Oh good work here about it. Here
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Speaker 8 (29:41):
First, there was Jason, him, there was Freddy. Now comes
the most terrifying theme ever to stalk.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
The scream coming, mister Bunny Rabbit, I have a surprise
for you.
Speaker 8 (29:56):
Elmer budd is out from blood in Nightmare on Elmer Street.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
What's up.
Speaker 8 (30:06):
You, don't miss? Elmer fun as Fuddy in Nightmare on
Elmer Street.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
The dweam Master, John Boya and.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Billy work work work, work, work, works works works work. Hello, boys,
have a good night's rest on miss Jill.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Good morning, rad Yo, done right, good Monday morning.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
It's a.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
God damn weah back to dogs are better than most anything.
We can find a number twenty minutes that over that
right now? All right, Well it must have run out
of coffee at home, cause he just showed up here.
He's our oldest listener and frequent contributor, nervel tea Wheeler,
(31:23):
come on in Nerve Hey, John Boy, Hey, everybody, what's
she doing out about today?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Well? I got to run over yonder Theron get my
new upper plate. He's got so dad gum loose. I
had to chew my food twice.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Well, how long have you had them?
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Oh about thirty year, I can give her to you.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
It sounds like you do.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
I'd say, you know, my wife had false teeth too,
but hers was different. How so they was big? She had?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
She had quite a john or how big are we talking?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Well? At night, I'd put mine in a glass there
and she'd put hers out in the truck. Wow, you
had chat for him too. On her eightieth birthday, some
of the folks from a church are they throwed her
a little party. Preacher had just lit the candles and
she sneezed. Did it blow out the candles? Well? Yeah,
but her teeth come flying out of her mouth and
(32:12):
took the organists right hand though.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Oh she got them sharp fiul to a point.
Speaker 11 (32:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
And when she passed away. That was the one thing
of hers that I kipt really, So what did you
do with them? I hung him on the porch by
the front door, keep said Jehovah's witnesses.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Don't believe I've ever seen a mouth a big No
mirrors at home?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Huh yeah, I come up with one every once in
a while, Jackie, thank.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
You for having me.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, the world is chock full of humanodities. You got
to see them all at the local mall.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
When did you go to the mall?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
A great granddaughter and I had a day out. We
ate at that food court. Sheindig there, and I know
why they call it food court. Folks doing the cooking
ought to be on trial. Anyway, she wanted to go shopping.
I told her I just sat tired and slip on
a cup of coffee.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
You know.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
One of the things I hate about the mall crowds
the noise. They charge you for coffee. You want a
ventie or a Grandee. I want a coffee you're half with.
I guess you didn't think it was funny because she
charged me five dollars.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
It wasn't any good.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Well, it was okay, but for five dollars it should
have come with a hand sandwich in a foot row.
So I've done some people watching there, you know, passing
the time, and kids all different color hire tattoos showing everywhere,
metal stuff was sticking off their faces. Use the most
foul language you ever did.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Here.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Some of the customers just as bad. I see this
one gallon. I see this one gallon, tall, long red hair,
real nice figure, although you could tell they was fake.
I mean, her bottom was jiggling with them, never budge.
But the what caught my eye was her nose. Now
(34:00):
he that uh that bird fella on the Batman.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Show the Penguin.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Yeah, I see she put him to shame. I see that.
What makes no sense to me is she spent all
that money of pumping up her balcony and nobody's looking
at him because of that damn nose. I swear to God,
John Boy, I think it's so big she could smell
the future.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Did you say anything, George?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Well, what was I gonna say? You know, Hey, sweety,
would you mind pecking a hole in this pine log firm? Hey? Donland,
could you take a sniff of this T shirt and
then track the scent?
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Or me?
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Master?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
What's it it smell like in Germany today? Oh a hell,
I kept myself.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
That's probably for the best.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah. Well, I'm gonna grab me another cup of the
hot brine here and sweet talk the snack gall into
a cup. Help me keep your saddle all in your
gung grease and hollerw ofugh and you need me?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Good morning? The big show is on your radio.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I took you.
Speaker 14 (34:56):
I never see that you like like the sun belly up.
This full different well through the air, flights and bulls
and hands. People eat them with their fingers, their feet,
other people's feet. It's unbelievable. O. With the spreads, you
can't imagine ribs and chicken and biscuits and whole pigs
and a great big sticky. That's what it's like at
the Junk Boy a Bully Pig shirt. It's a buffet
from start to finish. There should be a cover charge.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 14 (35:17):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for. Faded like cleaning bill on my head.
You're gonna eat that.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Your morning's Big Show on the radio. Communicate with us.
You can do it through the John Moore Miller facebook page.
Shoots the line at the Big Show dot com. We
got him on here. From a Big Show listener, Sarah
Krattick says, uh, John Boy and Billy mentioned on today's
show that they want to hear about longtime listeners. Well,
(36:20):
my dad and I used to listen to the Big
Show every morning that he took me to school. He
used to laugh so hard. He passed away seven years
ago now, but I still listen to the Big show
on my way to work, and my son does too.
He laughs every bit as hard as my dad did.
Thank you, guys for being on the air. We love
(36:41):
you and hope to hear from you from many more.
That's pretty cool. So what do we get from this man?
Sarah has not laughed, but the men in her life have.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
I get that. I get that. Of course.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
I've had this and I've been studying on it for
a couple of days. Soyo, okay, not.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
All women get the seventh grade.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
I kid.
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