Monday (pt 1 of 2): Encore Show with Tim Wilson AND Killer Beaz from 2002!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi Big Show fans, Citizen Randy. Once again, Yes, today
is another encore edition of The John Boy and Billy
Big Show, but based upon your incredible enthusiasm for the show.
I posted last Friday from two thousand and three. I
thought i'd try to I'll do myself. This one originally

(00:21):
aired on Monday, October the fourteenth, two thousand and two.
It's twenty one years old, it's legal all right. Well,
it's got some big stars lined up in it. I
know you're gonna enjoy this one, So let's get things
started retroactively, as we always did with the late great
Robert d Rayford. You know he once told me you're

(00:44):
gonna miss me when I'm gone. Damn if you wasn't right,
enjoy the show.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Robert d Rayford kickstarting the John Boy and Billy Show
is always first thing out of the box. Oh, I
tell you, I got so many things on my mind,
on my plate, on a schedule, don't know exactly where
to start. I'll tell you what. Get to be old man.
You ought to be able to relax a little bit.
It seemed to me like everybody's pulling me in all
kinds of different directions.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
But I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
So what we're going to do here this morning, Well,
I think we're going to have to take some of
the letters carried over for Open Mayo Friday, because I
got so many. You people always say ray for you,
always on one subject, this, that, and the other. And
I keep telling you they must be subjects that touch
you because you keep responding to them, like them working
mommy's things. I know, run that in the ground. How

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about some of these other people only talk about one thing?
You know what they talk about now? They talk about war,
they talk about politics, they talk about a rock. I
don't do that because everybody else is doing it. So
just a few things that people get their go working mommies.
Here's one from Kim and Jefferson City. Your comments about
working mothers with children. I'm thirty eight, been working since

(01:54):
I was seventeen with children. Only problem I've found with
this is none of what I learned has found it's
way to my children who can't chew chewing gum and
walk at the same time. Mister rayfid, I love to
listen to whatever your subject of the day is. Keep
them coming. Mark and Marquette, Minnesota. I'm the father of
four children, two live with me to live with their mom,

(02:16):
who three years ago decided she didn't want to be
married anymore. See that happens a lot of time. Yeah,
the women say I don't want to be married anymore,
and they pull out and make it so tough on
the guy that he pulls out.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Says.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I believe that if I were a woman, I would
receive a lot more assistance than the very little or
nothing that I get now. The system is very much
in their favor.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Sure it is. Mark.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Here's one from Michael Wheeling, West Virginia. What about working
single dads?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
That's me.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
My son lives at home with me and I enjoy
his company. He's an honor student at the local high school.
I know the dilemma of working single moms. By the way,
I'm not looking for a fourth ex wife. And there's
one from Angie Louisville, Kentucky as a professional who plans
to have children. I would like to say that just

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because feminists tell women we can have it all doesn't
mean we should. My mom is a career woman. She
was capable of giving us everything we needed except a
little bit of her. Once she became disabled, she was
able to stay home and become the kind of mom
we all want, one who cares and is there. Parents,

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whether man or women, need to stop and think before
they have children, Think whether they're going to be able
to give that child time and love. If not, don't
have kids for the ones that have them. Anyway, quit
blaming the rest of us for your juvenile delinquents. Thank
you there, Angie. And here's one from Eric in Manning,

(03:51):
South Carolina. Eric Edwards, good morning. If it is I
would like to say how much I enjoy writing, to work, listening.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
To the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
However, I don't understand why you seem to be so
mad at the world. But Eric, I'm not mad at
the world. I'm quite happy. They're just some things that
people do in the world that kind of bug me,
and I want to call attention to it. But otherwise
I'm quite happy, Yes, sir, Never in my years on
this earth have I heard so much bad news, though

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that's in the world these days. My opinion is that
all women should be home taking care of the children,
says Eric. I believe that one of the biggest problems
is that both parents have to work and children are
not shown the attention or discipline that is needed. Oh well,
there's so much on this subject. Robert d Rayfer, John
Boy and Billy Show.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
Hell on this Monday. Hope you had a good weekend.
And here we go. Two days are big show celebrity
golf tournaments starting today at Cramer Mountain Country Club.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
You can be playing with us. What are you doing up?
Get back to bed, gets a sleep. It's gonna be
a long day. Come on, long day man.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
We'll have our comedy show with Tim Wilson and Killer
Bees tonight in the studio. This morning, Rusty Wallace, Russy
had a good run yesterday. Russy gonna be playing with us, Rusty,
Tim Wilson, Killerbees. And how about Jamie McMurray.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
It's just I was looking for his name like two
weeks ago. Who's this kid taking over Sterling's place?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
You and everybody else in racing?

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Man twenty six year old second Winston Cup start Bam
wins at Charlotte.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Really he sure doesn't eventingly too.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
I mean it's not like you know, last lap, a
guy hits the wall and he gets around him. It's
just like you know, he was out front for a while.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
It wouldn't like gas mileage or anything like that. He dominated,
ran the race and won.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Bam.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
It was that Bobby Labonnie actually got around him once
on the restart and then he came and caught up
with him and bam.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Ted the kid can drive. And what I'm looking forward to?
Who's that blond hanging out with?

Speaker 7 (05:44):
I think that's his mom.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Well, if it is, come here, you need your stepdaddy.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
It was almost Sterling, but he went back to Tennessee
because of the rain.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, Sterling Doll's gonna get raped out. There's back home.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
He's twenty five years old and sounded like Jeff Gordon
sounded the first time we heard him, that real voice,
just sound like it just changed sound. Yeah, might be
onto a new superstar.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
There's something. Oh shut up, Randy. That didn't take long?
Was that thirty seconds? Superstar? I know because I've watched
these guys.

Speaker 7 (06:20):
No, because he won a race, John, But the.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Thing is that you you go absolutely shut up? Said that?
Rand shut up?

Speaker 5 (06:32):
You are absolutely right, Randall go ahead, ain't no you
you have good powers of observation like that.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
No, now I can I'll give you.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
I can't talk at all about football, baseball, basketball, none
of that.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
But I'm around racing enough that I can talk race.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I think you're right. If you're gonna talk anything, it
should be race.

Speaker 7 (06:50):
That's right, all right?

Speaker 5 (06:52):
We will be talking some football to Jim Zoki. How
about that a little bit later today.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
Now he's the dark haired guy that comes in.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah, real, good year, hasn't he? Absolutely shut up?

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Tellers?

Speaker 8 (07:02):
What do you? And?

Speaker 9 (07:06):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
That home team?

Speaker 5 (07:07):
I know we have lots of favorite home teams across
the Jomabilly radio networking in our hometown. The Carolina Panthers
found a way to lose again in the fourth quarter.
Load up, sir, tend to nothing going in, you know,
and when it was going we were just sitting and watching.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Oh no, here we go?

Speaker 8 (07:23):
What?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Oh no?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Did you have boys in your seat again? Is that
what happened?

Speaker 10 (07:27):
Now?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
They were in Dallas.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
I would have had some trouble finding out one in Irvin, Texas.
But yeah, man, well, anyway, we'll tell us the Wartesay
College professional level. Jamie McMurray, John Won't Billy big show
celebrity golf tournament all it's big?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Could I sleep for the next two hours in the
methow back.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
So it's anymore.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Good Monday morning. Everybody got a big show on already
over twenty five out of the AOWA.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Monday, October the fourteenth. Let's get our categories. This date
date in histories, well not plural, not these dates in history,
because it is this date. So these date, Oh shut up, absolutely,
Oh shut up absolutely, these facts that occurred, those facts

(08:13):
that occurred on this date in history.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
It wasn't the problem that you using the wrong words.
You just weren't using enough.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
This is something different. Shit.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Really, we got a job on Billy Paps blue Ribbon
Racing prize pack including T shirt, hat, and flag. We
got a copy of Monroe Fisher's two books, Tails from
on the Surface, Part one and Part two. And you
qualified to on an eco electric bike from Eton America
as Aslam a beach bike.

Speaker 9 (08:37):
Man.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
I love that thing.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Also, you go to the Big Show website click on
the Eton link or directly to Eton America dot com
to check out their great products or find a dealer
near you. All right, Monday, October to fourteenth, it was
on the State Pennsylvania. Founder William Penn was born in
sixteen forty four in sixteen eighty three, Penn acquitted two
women on charges of witchcraft. Now the two women were
brought to trial, pinnaskem art thou witches hus Thou ridden

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through the air on a broomstick.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
After the women answered yes, all our lives want to
fight about it.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Penn declared, well, there's no law against riding on a
broomstick and dismissed the case. What, telling the women they
were free to fly on their brooms wherever they went.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
Some long suckers.

Speaker 11 (09:21):
Over one hundred years and several mothers in law later,
that rule is still applied.

Speaker 12 (09:27):
See you, letter Derwood, So William Penn, all right, it
was on this day nineteen fifty four filming began on
the film The Ten Commandments in Egypt.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Cecil beat the meal assimilar cast of over twenty five
thousand people in Egypt for the movie.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Man, I tell you, Moses and the Hugues are driving
me nuts.

Speaker 11 (09:47):
Why now, some of the people, some of the cast, yeah,
Hollywood legends, but they just absolutely refused to change doing.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
We said, Edward G. Robinson, that's who we need in
a biblical epic. Now say all right, it's a golden calf.
See everybody bow down, man.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
And what was Ule Brenner? He was young, he was federal,
he was the federal. I let the people go, how'll
you do it? What's up? He let's pick this up
a beday, I have the key and act to.

Speaker 13 (10:21):
Do blood and uh.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Finally, on this date in nineteen eighty seven, eighteen month
old Jessica McClure fell twenty two feet down an abandoned
well in middleand Texas. That was nineteen eighty seven in
the state. The nation was caltivated by the story. During
the fifty eight hour rescue. Let's see if she was
eighteen month old eighty seven, ninety seven and a half
and two.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Seventeen and a half going into my calculation, Well, you're
goodness man, Oh shut up?

Speaker 7 (10:47):
Job all right.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
If y'all want to play out verset, now is the
time to pick on the phone. Give us a call
one eight hundred, Big Show caller nine. We'll play with
you next.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
The Big Show is on the radio is at the
bottom of the hour.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Let's play our.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
First contest of the week. It's joll Outs.

Speaker 13 (11:11):
Let's play Outburst.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
It's the game that anyone can win. Boy Bailey to
give the buzzes from the PRIs. Let's go, he contested
number one ship.

Speaker 14 (11:26):
It would be a lot of fun when you're playing Outburst,
have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots and on a
rock hills.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Now carmana and.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Shots come.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
How you doing this morning, Henry?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I'm doing okay, John Boy?

Speaker 9 (11:54):
Are you you're good?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Buddy? Thank you?

Speaker 7 (11:57):
Hey, Henry, hate to cut in on your time here,
but I need to get some otherway because it is
gonna be very painful for me for the rest of
the day. What Jessica would be sixteen and a half?

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Their future is super star a flour that I caught
the error before everybody else says, I got you air.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
So Jessica McClure, who fell into the well? Sixteen and
a half? Hey, who is that kid? That fairy tale
that fell into the well?

Speaker 9 (12:24):
Jack Spratt?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
No, No, he could eat no fat little boy.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Blue Blue the horn, He fell into corn Blue the horn,
Yellow jumped in the mellow.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Let's see hot too, Black jumping the crash.

Speaker 7 (12:37):
Yeah, are you perhaps thinking of an episode of Lassie?

Speaker 5 (12:39):
No, No, it's some fairy tale or not? Not a
fairy tale. You know a rymy thing guy, a nursery rhyme.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, Jack and a rymy thing.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
They fell out.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, they went to well to fetch pail of water.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
Yeah, Jack, No, he fell down, Jack, No.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Jack fell in and broke his chin, don't you remember.
Then they went up the hill and Jack fell down.

Speaker 11 (13:02):
Yeah, he's knowing the whale and felt like, well, you know,
I got to say, hey, who looks stupid?

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Now?

Speaker 3 (13:07):
I think you're thinking ding dong dell. Pussy's in the well,
of course from the sopranos. That's right, that's right. Billy
really knows.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Pussy was in the well, and then Jack was up
the hill Jill, and then after they went into the.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Well, then.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Yeah, it was whack and he looked up with Jackie Larry.
All right, okay, Henry, are you ready now?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, okay, you we're gonna wake up and put you
back asleep. Henry. Three things you can ride on, ready go? Motorcycle,
a scooter and a bicycle. Oh yeah, yeah, we would
have accepted.

Speaker 12 (13:48):
Jill and little Boy Blue.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Uh, Henry. Three movies Ready Go, Men.

Speaker 15 (13:57):
And Black Men in Black and Determinate.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Yeah, and Henry, here we go for the win. Three
famous babies ready to go, h Jaffa McClure. Uh, the
Lindsburg baby and and.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
Who well if you ever worked with her on her sitcom.

Speaker 7 (14:25):
You dinged him for Rosenn Bar as a famous baby.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
She was a baby at one.

Speaker 7 (14:29):
Huh she wasn't a famous baby. Now there are people
listening who.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Want I was thinking of somebody else. I was thinking
of Rosie O'Donnell.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
Oh, of course famous has baby.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
Rosie was a famous baby.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Oh right, well so Roseanne Barr. Henry, I'll give you
a chance to explain that one. I just off the
top of my head.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
She was the famous she's a famous actress.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
Well, if she was a baby, she was ab.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Oh ween, he wasn't like that?

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Oh no, no, no, no, Well, Henry's okay, because this
is the contest. If you lose, we definitely make you
happy before we hang up on you. We just don't
go to another winner and give away your all your
hard work. Okay, fine, then we'll do absolutely Oh shut.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Up, willing guys. All right, Henry, we appreciate you, bunny.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
You hold on right there, all right, all right, loser.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Robert de Rayf and I have the Monday morning blanks.
Ever had that rack your brain? You can't come up
with anything. That's when I turned to such publications as
The Weekly World News and The Funny Times. Funny Times
is a collection of funny things said and written and
columns by various funny columnists, like like Dave Barry, whose
column this Time is real man never missed their afternoon naps.

(16:02):
His latest column, now syndicated in newspapers all over the country,
has to do with people accusing him of being old.
Now where have I heard that before? And Dave Barry's
a whole lot younger than I am, says. While back,
I wrote a column complaining that many young people do
not read newspapers and seem to be more interested in
Britney spears than the Middle East. Unfortunately, the column fell

(16:24):
into the hands of Debbie Title, a teacher at Crestview
Middle School in Ellisville, Missouri, who did something unspeakably vicious.
She used my column as a classroom assignment. There's an idea.
Remember there's a class in Pageland, South Carolina High School
English that has submitted their thoughts to me years so ago,
and then did it again. Anyway, Miss Title ordered a

(16:45):
group of eighth graders to respond to one of Barry's columns.
She sent me their essays, which amount to a compelling
critique of my views. In summary, the students make three
basic points. Number one, I am old. Number two, I'm
an idiot. Number three, I'm an old idiot.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Yeah we ever heard that before.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Here's some of the things that the young readers said.
I don't like reading about death, war and government right
about things we can relate to make the newspaper more humorous.
It is so boring talk about skateboarding. Don't use jokes
that we don't understand in your article. You set a
much higher percentage than the general population voted for Stalin.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Who is Stalin?

Speaker 4 (17:25):
There's one for you.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Robert d Rayferd, John Boyd and Billy Show.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Good morning. The Big Show is on your radio about
quarterway from the hour.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Coming up next, Ladist, John Boyn, Billy Playhouse, acted out
Lady this morning. Tim Wilson and Killer Bees in the studio.
They're in town for our big show, celebrity golf Tournament.
It's night's big comedy show off y'all playing in tournament.
Wills he shows he at course there as well, and
uh you have those playing rain and marble. We're gonna
we're gonna waiting to side what we're gonna do. You know,
see what looks like it was gonna rate us out.

(17:53):
We'll have a rain day, so we'll let you know
about that. But we definitely playing today and'll be part
of Clouty six of f our degree real night yep.
And uh Jamie McMurray. We'll talk to Jamie later this morning.
Congratulate him on his first Wednesday Cup winning the second Star.
We're seeing some mystery here, boys. Only the fifth driver
to ever do that. Yeah, and they're right Rand and
you think you see potential in this. I am not
talking to you all day today, now, Dad what he already?

Speaker 3 (18:17):
He has mastered the burnout, no doubt.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Remember was talking to Junior, said, Junior, please pull yourself
together on your burnout.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah. Jack mc murray's got to going on. Man, Just
go around shirt, just a smoke and the car comes out.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
It looks like remember the Remember when the Mosquito foger
trucks used to ride to your neighborhood when.

Speaker 9 (18:33):
You were a kid. That's what it looked like.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Man, Almost as big skeeters. I'm telling you.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
I believe they might have been trying to exerminade some
of all kids taking out there on the.

Speaker 13 (18:41):
Road and it worked.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
Actually there, he's right, and that's Donny. That's where we
grew up. They did that every what about twice.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Three times in the summertime. Yeah, and then your mamasul
to turn you out go out there and play in
the fall kids.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 7 (18:54):
We chase after just like you know the ice Cream Man.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
You know why because we were.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Skater man.

Speaker 10 (19:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (19:02):
It was like following the ice.

Speaker 7 (19:03):
Cream Trust so hot because we didn't have air condition
that missed was so cool.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Yeah, yeah, you know, get you some fans that carried
around there feel the way they do things in doubtless
on the sidelines.

Speaker 7 (19:12):
It smell like diesel fuel for weeks.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Well good, all right, so anyway, let me say where
was let me see Jamie Jimmy Okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Coming up next, our ladies, John boyn Billy Playhouse. You're morning.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
The big show is on the radio about ten away
from the hour, and that's time.

Speaker 6 (19:58):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy They Playhouse. Today's episode
Boudreau and the Four Doors. As our story opens, Woodrow
Boudreau's wife, Elizabeth, walks to the door of Isidor's Bar
and Grill in Thipodeaux, Louisiana.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Hey there, mister, well no, as I live and breed.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Have you been looking so good here, e Lizabeth?

Speaker 8 (20:25):
I can't complain, but I will anyway, has my no
good who's been had been in hill today?

Speaker 4 (20:30):
I haven't seen him all day long?

Speaker 8 (20:33):
Well you will, and when you do, tell him to
brought himself home good right quick.

Speaker 16 (20:38):
But believe me, Shah, if he has been, if you
have been coming in here, I want him to go
back out as quick as he can.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Does he is?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Is here?

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Is a respectable drunk.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
You know what it is?

Speaker 7 (20:51):
The script is written with the accent, and he's already
got the yeah, yeah, it's really.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
On Twice.

Speaker 8 (20:59):
Say you got this place looking for the good?

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Does you think so?

Speaker 8 (21:02):
Yeah? You done made a whole bunch of improvements since
I was in here last.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yeah, I done that, done that left.

Speaker 8 (21:13):
Yeah, I see you got four door in hire.

Speaker 9 (21:14):
Now.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
I hate to tell you, sweet thing, but I think
you're mistaken.

Speaker 16 (21:19):
Ain't but Tudor in this here place, the front door
right here and the behind door back there.

Speaker 8 (21:26):
No, no, that's how it used to be. But you
got four door.

Speaker 16 (21:30):
Now, Elizabeth shall you ain't been eating paint chips off
them there?

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Winnowsy? Have you said?

Speaker 16 (21:38):
Ain't but two doors in here now?

Speaker 8 (21:41):
And what if I was to bet you ten dollars
on it?

Speaker 16 (21:46):
Ten dollars now, I might have to took you up
on that. There bet money on the bar, and you
got yourself a bet.

Speaker 8 (21:54):
Well, here he is old Alexander Hammerton himself and they'll
go his.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Twin brother right behind him. Explain yourself about them four
door here?

Speaker 8 (22:05):
Well right there you got the front door. You got
the front door.

Speaker 11 (22:10):
We oh, and that the wants I tell you why
that's that's way that's and then the kitchen you got
there behind door?

Speaker 4 (22:19):
That's twice.

Speaker 8 (22:19):
And what's your first name?

Speaker 4 (22:22):
My first name be? Is a door?

Speaker 8 (22:24):
Is a door? That make tree door?

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Okay? The information? Where's that number? Four door b.

Speaker 8 (22:31):
On the floor right here at the end of the bar.
See that little brass pot all your nasty customers fit
their tobacco in. That's what they call a cuspo door
that make four door.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Well, I'll be dip.

Speaker 8 (22:50):
We he said.

Speaker 7 (22:52):
You almost as sneaky as you know. Count husband important
to the script.

Speaker 8 (22:58):
We and when you see him, tell him me and
the Hammerton twins we be waiting for him at home.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
A half hour later he does he steak in here?

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Or is it just you?

Speaker 16 (23:13):
Well, look what that dear cat doesn't drug anything, wood
drug woodrow his own self.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Jiggas lifing twice as long and how long?

Speaker 4 (23:21):
The doctor say you had to wear them their shoes.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Don't you be making fun of my clothing? You ain't
exactly no, Ralph Lawrence, yourself and.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
You wife was in here a little while ago. She
said you needed to brought them shoes yourself home.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
She said, he needed to bring yourself home.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Well, my wife, don't wear the dong of reason my house.
You give me a shot of that good cage and
whiskey from Tennessee.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
That is JACQUESA.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Daniell suit yourself. You got money?

Speaker 3 (23:51):
What in the same hell kind of question?

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Your dad?

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Look here, brand new ten dollar bill.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Ten dollar bill? Huh said that?

Speaker 16 (23:58):
Remind me, what do you think about all the improvement
I've done around this here?

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Please improvement?

Speaker 3 (24:04):
You ain't made no improvement.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
You had the same sawt us on the floor since
I've been coming in here.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
You ain't saying nothing about my front door.

Speaker 7 (24:11):
No four doors? See gain, it's really you ain't say
nothing about my four door?

Speaker 3 (24:18):
A man four door? Who this pretty boy? End of
the bot.

Speaker 7 (24:22):
I'm the interpreter f door.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Now, far as I can see, it ain't but two
door in here.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
I bet you ten dollars. I got four door.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Ten dollars you own, big man.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Okay, over there is the four door front door, front door.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
There the front door weed.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
And back in that the the b kitchen is the
behind though weed. What's my name?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Your name is a door?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
That right is a door? Don't make tree door?

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Uh huh? Okay with the big mouth. What about that
number four door?

Speaker 16 (24:57):
Well, there see that thing sitting on the door down
at the end of the bar.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Sitting on the floor at the end of the bar,
there is.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
A is a what you call a dog, don't it?
Don't spittoon? Done cost me twenty dollars.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
We hope you've enjoyed. John Boy and Billy Playhouse killed
that again. Next time we'll hear the krusty old County
health inspectors say.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Hey, big man, let me hold it up. Well, we didn't.

Speaker 9 (25:36):
Call me.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Bevor it again and seems to me we are overreacting
to the sniper fears. What message are we sending to
terrorists when a single person or perhaps two, but I
think it's doubtful that it's too working together can cause
so much disruption in the daily routine of millions of
people in this area of this country. Front page News
is hundreds of youth sports events and outdoor school activities

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were postponed or canceled for fear of a sniper. Players
didn't play, cheerleaders didn't cheer, marching bands didn't march. Home
Coming often meant staying at home. For nearly one million
students in Washington and its far flung suburbs, it was
as though the outdoors had become out of bounds, and
most schools only indoor events went on. Some high school

(26:24):
homecoming dances were postponed. Others were held, but without the
usual prelude of football and floats. Most parents support the
safety first approach, though one little league coach in Vienna, Virginia,
complains too much has been canceled. He says, this is
a difficult situation, but one that is being handled poorly.

(26:45):
It would be nice to demonstrate to our kids that
bad situations should be met by a measured response. Instead,
were teaching them that overreaction is the way. He wonders
what happens if the sniper is not caught soon? When
will we start up again our Will next week be
different than this week? Will we just keep canceling events?

Speaker 4 (27:05):
It appears that way. The goal was to.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Get back into a normal routine, says Athena Ware, a
spokesman for Prince George's County Schools. But after a series
of conversations among school officials on Sunday, it was decided
that it was best to air on the side of caution.
If one person and I think it's one, not two,
working together, can put this much fear into an entire

(27:28):
region of millions of people, how will we react if
this becomes more than one incident that the terrorist. We're
not saying this is a part of al Qaeda any
other terrorists, but if the terrorist will see this is
another way to shut down a free people. What about
the people in the Middle East to face this kind
of thing daily? Do they just shut down, cringe or

(27:50):
go on cautiously? Robert d Rayfer, John Boy and Billy Show.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Good Morning, A Big Show is on a radio John
Boy and Billy Jackie, Tim Wellson and Sean Berg. Tim's
in town for the big comedy show, our celebrity golf
tournament hapening today and tomorrow Cram Mountain come to club.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Tim, Thanks getting up early this morning.

Speaker 9 (28:11):
That buddy boo, Well, thank you John, Bill, Yes up,
Thanks for letting me be here. Every time I'm here,
I always have a tendency to kind of jump into
Bill's space a little bit, So I always like to
suck up to Bill as much as I can.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
But just that back, lets you have it to have buddy.

Speaker 9 (28:24):
We're looking forward to doing the show. Actually doing this
comedy show is going to screw up my whole trip,
really yeah, because it'll take all the fun away. I
got you gonna work right y'all over there being you know,
out there on golf course getting you know, eating everything
and getting hammered, and I'll be having to sit around
being sober and no, of course I have to do
the show at six and all I'm gonna be talking

(28:46):
to is a bunch of drunk people. Believe it takes
me on these golf tournaments. People know, well, we're doing
this for charity, and boy, aren't we charitable. Boy, we
sure are good charity people. I go, yeah, you know
you're here for the shirt and the bear charities. When
you got to drop down and give down ten percent
of your annual income stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
You know, well, that's what you're supposed to do personally, anyone, right, right.

Speaker 9 (29:11):
That's what you're supposed to do. And it's tithing. And
I don't tithe. I just buy Sean Burke Hamburger. That's
what I did.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
So tithing would be cheaper, Actually it would be Actually
would they know?

Speaker 13 (29:23):
I'm getting kind of hungry?

Speaker 14 (29:24):
Tim?

Speaker 9 (29:26):
Then Sean drove into tail. We've got to where we
can't come to Charlotte anymore without starting our ribs hurting
and our shoulders start hurting.

Speaker 13 (29:33):
And what is that disease called new disease.

Speaker 9 (29:37):
It's called metro charlevitas. There's women in this town who
have decided that they're just gonna break our damn heart
when we when we hit the city city limits sign,
we start feeling we've got the flu. You know you're
gonna call her. I don't know my own collar car.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
I ain't gonna call her.

Speaker 9 (29:58):
And we ain't got to think called it.

Speaker 13 (30:02):
We're doing a little better this morning.

Speaker 17 (30:03):
But Sailor Yester, we had some bad Charlevetis yesterday more.

Speaker 9 (30:08):
Listening to bad company coming in and you know, and
I was going, oh god, I'm starting to feel it.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Oh you know.

Speaker 17 (30:13):
So actually, first he said, I think I've got Shawan
Birt's disease, which I didn't really appreciate at all.

Speaker 9 (30:19):
Sean Birk's disease is whining your hands in your You
got your head and your hands going going.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
You know, you know you was the lover.

Speaker 13 (30:28):
You want to know, Okay, you want to know what
Tim Wilson's disease is.

Speaker 17 (30:31):
Now, it's extremely similar to that.

Speaker 14 (30:38):
I love her.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
I told her.

Speaker 9 (30:41):
The past confused. The past six months has been a
complete mistake. Every time I came to show all that
crap with pillars and the Vietnamese voice and all that stuff,
it's all taking a toll on me.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Now. Now, you said, if we were this boy, you
gonna get even with him.

Speaker 9 (30:58):
Well, y'all, I don't know if you'll run it. You know,
I told you I was gonna be on the five
year plan. I think it's going to be five years
before she ever calls me. So I think we're going
to we're gonna be okay, But that sucks. I've done
everything a human being can humanly do.

Speaker 13 (31:16):
I will go to court and testify that he has
done everything.

Speaker 9 (31:18):
Everything, everything everything. Presence wrote songs about him. That's when
you messed up.

Speaker 13 (31:25):
That's true.

Speaker 9 (31:25):
Get out people at home, Nanny radio Land. If you're
writing a book on what not to do.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Trying to pick up the woman you love, call Temper, don't.

Speaker 9 (31:36):
Don't you ever write a song about a woman unless
you want it to be over.

Speaker 13 (31:43):
He took the wrong turn at the fork in the.

Speaker 9 (31:45):
Road, you know, clapping did it and it panned out.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Okay, you know I love her, man, you call her
and sing it right?

Speaker 9 (31:54):
It sucks.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Well, you know a lot of the great songs are
wrote over heartbreak or wrote over Yeah.

Speaker 13 (32:03):
I think I read in that somewhere.

Speaker 9 (32:05):
I don't know. I'm not gonna harphone it all morning.

Speaker 13 (32:09):
It's just sure, sure we are.

Speaker 9 (32:11):
It's just it's got the word. It's tough to come
to this town. I mean, I come into town and go, man,
I guess I'm just gonna have to go get you know,
a little bit tipsy.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
It's my mission to find somebody else for you to
fall in love with find somebody else.

Speaker 9 (32:25):
I don't know nobody else. I want you to try
to make me let this one. You gotta go with me?

Speaker 13 (32:34):
Yeah, that'll man.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 9 (32:38):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
John Boy to trust me.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
I want him to sing.

Speaker 9 (32:43):
It, y'all think. See, I'm not the type of guy.
When I tell you how over, I ain't kidding. It
may be years before I run into another one like that.
You know, I'm I'm picky.

Speaker 13 (32:58):
He means it.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Maybe try, I said, Tim loves you. Come over here
and give me a hug.

Speaker 9 (33:06):
I'll tell you what is this bad? John? It's this bad? Okay.
I'm just trying to get her to go out and
have a duck gum salad, you know, just that hamburger.
You know, I don't go eat a hamburger with a
homeless guy on the street. You know, somebody that just
begged the quarter off of me. I'll go have a
hamburger with him, you know, I'll go eat a salad

(33:27):
with him. Hell, I'll go have shrimp at lunch. You know.
I'm just trying to get to the damn waffle house.
You know, I haven't been able to pull.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
That off yet.

Speaker 9 (33:36):
It's not good.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
What do I have to him?

Speaker 13 (33:38):
And we eat some shrimp with the boy.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Something right, man, Well we see our mission. Huhd y'all,
let's make somebody else happy. Maybe that'll make us a
little happier.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Well, John Boy, Jeopardy all right in minutes, Good morning,
everybody got the big show right here on the radio,
John Boy and Billy looking over, Tim Wilson, Sean Berg,
Killer Bees, comedians, musicians all intertwined and one.

Speaker 10 (34:07):
It's like an all star cast.

Speaker 9 (34:09):
You know what's scary, And a lot of people aren't
from aren't aware of this. You know you talk about
comedians and musicians intertwined, true s Beasley, gr.

Speaker 10 (34:17):
Is Way intertwined, Major League intertwined.

Speaker 9 (34:21):
I remember one time, Man and Killer will go Overunde
to go get some guitar strings or something, and I
go buy some guitar strings and Killer goes you, Man,
if I play your guitar, I can't do Killer. Tim
get time can play your.

Speaker 10 (34:33):
Time changing my voice.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
And that's what I seem like. I'm getting on.

Speaker 13 (34:37):
I seem to exactlylate that I can do Gregory, but
I can't do him.

Speaker 10 (34:40):
But it can't anyway?

Speaker 9 (34:41):
Well right, wait, man, I'm I gotta keep scoring. Killer
sits down on amplifier, pulls out the guitar and starts
wearing the guitar, and I went, damn, damn, you can play.
I went, man, you can play. We need to go
out there of the truck, get my guitar. Let Killer
play you some.

Speaker 15 (35:00):
That was in Charlotte, North Carolina. Man, we was at
the punchline this and these kids come over and want
to know what band was in. Remember that, I remember
that you were kicking what I remember?

Speaker 9 (35:11):
You were kicking my rear in that week in the club.
Killer used to be a cocky, arrogant comedian. He'd go up,
he'd go out and do thirty minutes of just you know,
top drawer, top flight material, just kick your rear end
when the walk off the state and you go, I sat.
That's it.

Speaker 10 (35:27):
They hated me, that sap. They just waiting to see you.
They you because I'm up at eat and that's what
I get.

Speaker 9 (35:36):
I wouldn't get a damn last not one, you know.
And then he posted my guitar, where's my you know,
just just tears the strings off my get turn and goes.
I ought to put that in my show.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Your show.

Speaker 15 (35:48):
I remember the time when we were gigging here in
Charlotte and Hugo had just come through, and the people
kept coming out. This is the punchline at Quel Corners
way back years ago, and like on by about the time,
by about Friday night, I kept noticing the same people
had been in two or three times that week.

Speaker 10 (36:03):
So dear my set, y'all, I was talking togo, y'all.

Speaker 15 (36:05):
I am so flattered and just tickle that y'all have
come to see my show again tonight. And they go,
we don't have air condition and I.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
I'm like, all.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Right, ay, y'all.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
And Tim Wilson killev together here with us on the
Big Show. And then tonight a comedy showed our golf tournament.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Well, let's go and get in this, John More, Jeffrey Thing,
Let's make somebody winner. We got an MGM Home Entertainment
DVD prize back, including wind Talkers starring an Academy Award Winter
Nicholas Cage. On Tail Tuesday at Circuit City, Cabby Monroe
Fisher's two books Tales One of the Service Part One
and the Road Goes On And You're qualified for the
Eco Electric Bike or me time America was giving away
this Friday from this week's winters. All right, before we get,

(36:45):
by the way, happy birthday of the Tom Phillips out
of Sopperton, Georgia, twenty six years old. Supperton, Soburton, s
ob e r you said, Sopperton, miscus.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Soburton, trying to put some Georgia in it, the Georgia.

Speaker 15 (37:00):
Hey, and yesterday it was the lovely Terry Beasley's birthday was,
by the way, Besley's birthday?

Speaker 9 (37:05):
What was yesterday? What?

Speaker 4 (37:06):
What was it?

Speaker 9 (37:07):
It was thirteenth, thirteenth of October, which makes sure of
what scorpio or.

Speaker 10 (37:15):
Bit my tongue is in. I have to close Kyle, you.

Speaker 9 (37:21):
No, I'm talking hors coach.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
All right, look, let's go and get it this here
here you go, guys, listen to this. Don't answer if
you know the answer. This is for you all radio listeners.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
This vegetable has the highest sugar content. This vegetable has
the highest sugar content.

Speaker 13 (37:36):
John that's the fruit.

Speaker 10 (37:40):
It's one of Billy.

Speaker 7 (37:43):
Johnny's already guessed.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Peach, Yeah, yeah, that was that was a fruit of course.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Right, all right, what do you think one eight hundred
big show your toe free line with Star Calling nine.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Go to we get a winter. Let's do.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
You wanted a big shows on the radio about twenty
five wait for now will come out.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
That's time.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
Yes's live across on my rock hits John.

Speaker 10 (38:13):
Jeff Bride, I know.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
Your host the sugar with the highest vegetable content, John Ward.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
All right, verse contestant Renee out of Nashville, Tennessee.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Good morning, Renee.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
This is Christina.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Oh Christina, where are you from? Christina?

Speaker 14 (38:38):
Camera?

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Well, bless your heart mind, let me mark out Renee's name.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
I'm my dad that wrong area, Joe, you are, Christina? Yeah, Well,
Christian Wilson wants to know what you're wearing.

Speaker 10 (38:51):
Rayed sweater, right, red sweater.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Than anything. Chemical reactions going on to the fellows.

Speaker 9 (38:59):
If we're gonna get started, I don't want to mess
up Christina's opportunity.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
To any time to go.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Let's go in jumping here, Christina, this vegetable has the
highest sugar content.

Speaker 9 (39:09):
What is a baked potato?

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Show us baked potato?

Speaker 5 (39:17):
See potatoes, A lot of carbs in there, carhyd.

Speaker 9 (39:20):
Well, it will turn into sugar, is that right?

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (39:23):
My friend Clayton has to deal with with the insulin
stuff and all that kind of stuff, And he said,
do you eat Potatoesn't it just like eating a dagum
bag of sugar. After a period of time, it turns into.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
It about that now? Is is a potato vegetable? Yes,
but but still not as high as this one that
we're looking for.

Speaker 15 (39:39):
It's amazing what amino acids can do to vegetable matter,
isn't it amazing?

Speaker 9 (39:44):
You remember that time we had that long discussion about it.

Speaker 10 (39:46):
Yeah, we were sitting there. We were a gog.

Speaker 15 (39:48):
We had read a thing and readers died yes about that,
and we just sat there and quoted.

Speaker 9 (39:51):
We were a god Risks for the question is here's
the answer to the question. I'm sure Christina is a
nice lady, but I have a tendency the like out
of town women. I've been around too many Southern women
in my day. I guess the Southern girls you get
your blankety blank out of the blankety blank and get
the blanket bank.

Speaker 10 (40:09):
I knew, I know what one of those blankety banks was.

Speaker 9 (40:13):
That's what you were gonna use earlier. What I like
what I call how do you say? Women? They go
you get you say blankety bank?

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Pay you very much, baby, Tim out of Danielsville, Georgia.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Good morning, Tim, Hey, how y'all doing doing good? Buddy?
What vegetable has he highest sugar content?

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Well, I'm gonna change my answer, but it's probably wrong anyhow,
but I'm gonna get reddish, show us reddish radish, Tim,
But thanks for playing with his buddy.

Speaker 10 (40:48):
That's been in what I had.

Speaker 9 (40:51):
I don't think I've ever had a radish.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
David out of brook Caaven, Mississippi, David, good morning, Good
morning buddy. What are you thinking?

Speaker 15 (41:00):
I think it's sweet potatoes, your sweet potatoes.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Oh but that sounded right, all right?

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Yeah, Well he goes his sugar cane.

Speaker 10 (41:13):
A fruit.

Speaker 9 (41:15):
Is sugar cane of fruit? Cheating, you're cheating over.

Speaker 7 (41:19):
There looking for a vegetable.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
But Kenneth had an Auburn, Alabama.

Speaker 9 (41:23):
Hello, Ken is sugar.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Good morning, Kenneth.

Speaker 9 (41:28):
What do you think, buddy, sugarcane of fruit?

Speaker 10 (41:32):
What a beat?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Show us a beat? Give a beat, that's man beat beats.
I had never really warmed up to beets myself.

Speaker 15 (41:46):
I'm not a big borch guy, whether just ugly looking.
Don't you make bors had of beets.

Speaker 9 (41:53):
A bunch of food we never had, you know, we didn't.
We don't eat that all this stuff y'all talking about
Killer had the line of the morning, his sugar cane
of fruit.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Hey, Kenneth, congratulations buddy.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
The MGM Home Entertainment DVD prize back copy Monroe Fisher's
two bucks. You're qualified for the e Cooelectric bike we're
giving away Friday.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
All right, buddy.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Also, thanks tom Boy.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
Are you very welleth A beautiful day and beautiful open out.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Hold on, Jack, you've goot your information? Are we going
to he as well as sports?

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Jim was killing me.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
He's all right, y'all. J'ahn with as with some quality
time here in this minute, getting him a.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Colle Robert D.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Rayford with some quotes about dogs. Reason the dog has
so many friends is that he wags his tail instead
of his tongue. There's no psychiatrist in the world like
a puppy licking your face. Some dogs are liquors. Some
dogs are not. My last two dogs weren't liquors. But
my present dogsure is first thing he does after greeding
me with squeals and guttural sounds. I'm glad to see

(43:03):
you growls as jump up and start licking me in
the face, egged on by my wife and says, give
dad puppy kisses. Every morning when I come in from work,
he goes into that frenzy, running about, making circles in
front of and around me, always getting something to bring
to me. Actually, if I'm gone just an hour or so,
he goes through the same routine.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
A dog is.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
The only thing on earth that loves you more than
he loves himself. The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person. We give dogs time, we can spare,
space we can spare, and love we can spare, and
in return, dogs give us there all. It's the best
deal man has ever made. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,

(43:44):
and to turn around three tithes before lying down. You know,
some people still wonder why a dog does that. Well,
it's part of his ancestry. When out in the wild,
he scratched up a place in the woods and turned
around and around to pack it down for a nest
to lie in. Dogs need to sniff the ground. It's
how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is
a giant dog newspaper containing all kinds of late breaking

(44:08):
dog news items, which if they are especially urgent, are
often continued in the next yards. My dogs are well worn.
Messenger take him out on a leash and he stops
at the same places every time, every day. Sniff in
the messages, leaving a message. He's the sniff and his dog.
I ever had actually a real handful and nearly three

(44:29):
years old now. And to think when he was just
a puppy, I thought I'd taking him back. I'd tell
him that many times, and he'd licked my face for
I suppose giving him the best life he could possibly
have had. Glad it didn't take him back. Ever, Consider
what dogs must think of us. I mean, here we are,
we come back from a grocery store with the most
amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think

(44:51):
we're the greatest hunters. Honor Robert D. Rayfer, John boyn
Billy Show.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Good Morning.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
The Big Show is on the radio, John Boy and
Billy Tim Wilson, Killer Bees in Town the headline Big
Comedy show tonight at Cremer Mountain Country Club. If you're
playing in the Big Show Celebrity Golf Tournament two day tournament,
you coming to the show tonight.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Pretty sweet.

Speaker 15 (45:16):
It's gonna be a monster show. I love performing with
Tim Man. Tim has been a mentor to me for
all these years.

Speaker 14 (45:23):
That's all.

Speaker 9 (45:29):
He knows good and well. He see here's the way
comedy works. I've been doing comedy, what twenty years. I
remember when we worked the first time I ever saw
Trupp Beasley. I'm always telling this story Trup Beasley Jr.
We're in Huntsville, Alabama, and a place called the Comedy
Spot where the owner clocked the guy and dragg him
out by the ankle.

Speaker 10 (45:46):
Knocked him out for heck, killer bees.

Speaker 9 (45:49):
Had ten minutes. He had a cigar box and a
damn Barbie doll. I had prop you're right, and you
didn't know a little prop thing. He was sort of
he was sort of the carrot top years earlier, and
then seeds to go on and and got great in
comedy very quickly. And it took me twenty years. I've
been at twenty years. I'm just now starting to understand

(46:09):
how to kind of do it. You know. So when
Drewett sits there and tells you, oh, you know, he's
been a mentor, that's all a bunch of crack. You
weren't saying I was a mentor when you had that
pallamina coating and palomina boots and pilling up the Nashville
Club like nine weeks in a row and come out
and going, I say, that's it. Any time he tells

(46:30):
you that old Tim has been a mentor, that's all
a bunch of crack.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Neither.

Speaker 7 (46:35):
I want to know what you did with a cigar
box and Barbie oh.

Speaker 10 (46:39):
Man, all kinds of stuff. It boggles the mind. But
that wouldn't be bit. It was Barbie's wonder Ius sugarcane
was the fruit, remember this.

Speaker 9 (46:48):
But that's that's the way comedy works. And there's guys
that come along everyone's while they sinbad was real quick
so much. Used to come on shows and have two
suitcases and go, I ain't got nowhere to stay, and
somebody put me up.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (47:02):
I used to stay at hotels and you know, talk
the maid and to let them use the shower for
two dollars and stuff. And Rodney Carrington was like that.
The first time I ever worked with Rodney Carrington was
in Arkansas and Dickie Palmer had to go after him,
and I felt terrible for Dickie because Rodney had it,
you know, you just you could see it right. It
was dripping with talent, and you knew this guy is
gonna be big, you know. And Truet Beasley with a

(47:22):
damn cigar box and a Barbie Dolls. You were sitting
there going, there's something about this guy that's going to
be a paint in the butt in the next five years.
And then like something out of that gum what the
Diamond Rio or something had that long frizzy hair and
the Palomina coats and was on TV kicking ass and
taking names. And I was sitting there trying to make

(47:44):
a car payment. So anytime Killer starts something mentor crawd,
that's a bunch of crap.

Speaker 15 (47:50):
That's my new word I learned, though I had to
get that in. What made it for me was when
I painted my cigar box black. Then it looked professional.

Speaker 9 (47:58):
Oh you probably didn't use that by two weeks.

Speaker 15 (48:00):
Something like that, because everybody started fussing at me. The
other guy, guy who ain't gonna work with If you've
got props, yeah, I.

Speaker 9 (48:07):
Mean, I can honestly sit here, and I'm honest when
it comes to comedy. I don't sit and blow smoke
up people's rear end like Killer does.

Speaker 10 (48:13):
I'm a prostace.

Speaker 9 (48:15):
Killer Bees actually built the club in Nashville, basically, is
that right? He was the biggest drawing that You've been
the biggest draw in that town for what twelve years?

Speaker 10 (48:23):
Fifteen?

Speaker 9 (48:26):
He knows he just did a Christmas show there, you know.
So you come to Louisville, Killer and I'll kick your
butt in Louisville, Kentucky. But I still Tennessee. Killer Bees
is the man, and there's no reason to even sit
around worried about it. They got a picture of him
painted up in the corner of the room. But you
know what, doing my show instead of blaming I didn't

(48:49):
look that close. While I'm doing my show in Nashville
the past, I guess we were there three weeks ago.
For two weeks, I couldn't do my show without looking
up in the top and seeing Truett s B's lead Jr.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Looking down at me on the wall like as sixteen chapel.

Speaker 9 (49:04):
Yeah, so it's so, you know, have.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
To have two little neked killer Bees with their little
fingers out with point.

Speaker 10 (49:10):
And when I never thought of that. I need just
have some.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Twins speaking of you kids talking. Try your wife, Killer,
I know you're so proud. Killer's got an eight year
old black belt. It's got a real belt.

Speaker 10 (49:27):
That's right true.

Speaker 15 (49:28):
The third and little Skyler got their black belt Saturday
and gorg ch Or kung Fu. We've been going four
days a week for the past four years and they
had their belt graduation this last weekend. So congratulations to
all the kids from a Westmobile, Jim Fitness and kung
Fu with Mobile, and to Master John Graham, their instructor.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
That's about really a neat thing. So Killer's eight year
old can whip your book now.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
And started out with a skeletor and a cigar box.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
Well, Killer plays blues guitar, but a lot of people
don't realize that he kickboxed like professionally, doesn't.

Speaker 10 (50:00):
You not professionally.

Speaker 15 (50:01):
But I fought on a college karate team the three
months that I went and did that for for for
many years. So that's what It's what prompted me to
get the kids into it, and it has really been
a neat program, and people all across the nation who
have a chance to get their kids in a program
like that, it tends to be a really good.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
Call yourself a mentor in that particular series to a tormentor.

Speaker 9 (50:25):
My friend Steve Melton, who's my engineer, done in muscle
shows Alabama and he just went through he had to
get his valve replaced in his heart. But he's into
a keto and he does he can just rip your
arm off. You know what I love about a keto.
You whip your own ass. And I have to say
that word on the radio, but it's much funnier that way.

(50:47):
But I was watching the Cigal last night. That's what
he does a keto. You know, you come at him
and whip your own butt. You know, you hand him
your arm and he proceeds to rip it off your body.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Oh yeah, I quit hitting yourself.

Speaker 10 (51:00):
Exactly.

Speaker 9 (51:01):
And my friend Steve Mountain does a keto and I
always tell him, I go, here's the rules. Okay, while
we're in here working on this record. If I get
mad at you, you get mad at me, we're gonna
go at it. I can't hit you in the heart,
and you can't do a lot of keto crap, So.

Speaker 10 (51:16):
Make him sign a paper and all that stuff exactly.

Speaker 9 (51:18):
So you can only fight like red people.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
So so what that is you stand there and then
they come at you, and you take whatever they're doing
and turn it around on them, like Steven Seagala does exactly.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
And and what's the kind of kung fu that your kids?

Speaker 9 (51:31):
Gorg chore?

Speaker 15 (51:31):
That is a southern Chinese style where the stances are
shallow as opposed to real wide when the northern provinces
are mountainous. And that is the forms you see where
they got real long, wide, low stances because they fought
them sides of hills and had to spread the legs
wide so they wouldn't tip over. But the gor choor system,
it's a shaling says they have narrower stances because they
got out in their boats and went and fought. Oh yeah,

(51:54):
to make me over there back by that pier, okay,
and then paddle out and stand in the boats and fights.

Speaker 9 (52:00):
Huh. What's the one where they only use their hands?

Speaker 10 (52:08):
Like a good trivia question for a contest.

Speaker 7 (52:10):
I think it might be see how he shuts down
a room talker?

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Work with this guy.

Speaker 13 (52:16):
You don't see this bunch at a loss very.

Speaker 9 (52:18):
Well at this point. Hey, I'm not interested in being funny.
I'm interested in finding out something. At this point I
don't give it down where the socks went in the drier.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (52:28):
Comedy is just therapy at this point. Jimmy Jimmy Carter
won the Nobel Peace Prize the other day. Hope he's happy,
you know. And see that's not funny, but that's what
I'm interested in. So I said to watch Seeing In
and worry about stuff. I'm worried sick about you and
Bill and the fact that somebody might drop a bomb

(52:51):
on y'all's house. And I'm not worried about writing jokes.

Speaker 7 (52:55):
Should you go check the price because I think there's
a cigar box and a barbie bar.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
The morning the Big Show is on the radio.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
John Montbelle Till Wilson Killby's headline on comedy Zone.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
I mean not the comedy zone, y'all. Don't go over there.
It's how comedy showed our golf tournament. It could be
considered a comedy zone if you think about it. It's
gonna be his own Cramer Mountain Coundrick Club. You know, y'all.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
This is where the Loomis Fargo gang went over and
laid low bought a big old mansion at the house
decorated like Elvis.

Speaker 10 (53:27):
Now that's where you want to lay low, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (53:30):
Not the motef six up up in a mansion.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
We there might still be money.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
They buried a button millions of dollars in these blue barrels,
and some people say they're still located around there.

Speaker 7 (53:43):
It just not encouraged people to go a golf course.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
So bring your metal detectors to the golf course.

Speaker 9 (53:51):
No, people will I had a great uncle. It was
a bootlegger. His name was his name was Reid Wilson,
but he wasn't on my Wilson side. He was on
the Collins side. But he still was a Wilson, which
was weird because really his grandson, Danny Wilson, was always
famous in our family for the guy who attempted to
rob a bank, but he was already had lots of

(54:11):
money because his grandfather was a bootlegger. And we used
to always you know, they'd always said, well, you know,
reads got like, ain't no telling him many thousands of
dollars he's buried in the back of reds as And
I always go, let's go get a that gun metal
to take it. You know, Well, no, we don't want
to do that. There's thousands of dollars up there, and
I was all, why the hell are we not going

(54:32):
out there to dig it up? We're living on a
teacher salary.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
You have any famous outlaws in your family?

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Tree? Just me?

Speaker 15 (54:41):
I think, yeah, yeah, al a tree at Sugarcane, that's
what it is.

Speaker 10 (54:48):
My dad was a police officer for thirty two years.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
Oh.

Speaker 15 (54:51):
I got to say hello to us some state troopers,
Troopers Brooks and Davis, who we chatted with last night
as we were leaving the track at a bliss through
one third mile per hour and so you know, they
were able to just walk by the car.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Hey, how y'all doing?

Speaker 10 (55:06):
I ain't up in there screwed up?

Speaker 7 (55:07):
Are eat?

Speaker 10 (55:08):
No, sir, We're straight hair is what we are. So
hello to them. Y'all did a good job last night.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Sweet and Jamie McMurray his second Winston Cup start, was
is the race?

Speaker 9 (55:18):
Yes, you're donbelievable.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
We're gonna talk to him on open line.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
We had Felix in here last week and Phillix said,
what wat stitch boy or have a Felix talks like that?

Speaker 9 (55:26):
Pretty much? It yeah, ignorant, But did he drive in
Bush for a long time.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
He's been driving in Bush. Never really had him a
success in the Bush series and a truck series. And
that's why some people say, who's Jimmy Murray. When Chip
Ganassi and Felix uh said they're going to start a
third car with him last year, said then when Sterling
got hisself found that his neck was broke, you know
they put when put Jamie in his car, let him
get some experience.

Speaker 15 (55:47):
Well, he needs to learn how to do a and
I'm not trying to put him down how to do
a donut without completely disappearing in the smoke.

Speaker 10 (55:56):
Because you want to drift a little while you do it,
you know.

Speaker 9 (56:00):
I know that was cool, but that's unbelievable. Second second
winster Cut race. Could you imagine that's your second race?
I mean you're just basically your fourth string quarterback coming in,
you know, and you look at your wind chill and
there's Bobby Labotomy right behind you. You know, that's that's
just got to that's just gotta be tough.

Speaker 10 (56:18):
That was a good interview with his dad after the
race too. Yeah, very proud.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Well we're gonna talk to Jamie later this morning. All right,
we got News, Weather, Sports, Robert D.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Rayford Kernavan's quiz will be played as easiest way if
you don't join the winner's end minute.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Ray for again talking about distractions while driving? Can you
believe this? You can have a TV screen installed in
your steering wheel. Apparently it's being done. Federal official Federal
Vehicle Safety investigators are gathering information about custom shops that
remove air bags from steering we used to install TVs.

(57:06):
Federal law prohibits removing a safety device from a car,
but it's widely criticized because the potentially life saving air
bag is replaced with a TV that a driver can
see a distraction that could cause a wreck. The spokesman
for the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration says each case
of removing a safety device could result in a five

(57:27):
thousand dollars fine. He says, we don't have a formal investigation,
but we are looking into this use of shops disconnecting
air bags to install TVs. He says investigators will look
at how widespread the trend is and what shops are
doing the work. Meanwhile, makers of small video screens built
for vehicles say they discourage installers from putting TVs where

(57:48):
drivers can see them. Most require installers to agree to
enable a locking mechanism in any monitor the driver can
see that keeps it from working while the car's moving.
Our Pine Electron of America, a leading maker of TV
monitors for cars, says installers it finds violating the agreement
can lose their Alpine retailer's license. Even so, the policy

(58:10):
is difficult to police, says Steve Witt, vice president for
marketing for that group. Witt, whose chairman of a consumer
electronics industry committee overseeing use of video monitors and vehicles,
says electronic makers, automakers, and federal regulators are working on
industry standards for installing TVs and vehicles. TV monitors and
vehicles is the fastest growing segment of the consumer electronics industry,

(58:35):
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