December 16, 2024 • 41 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy sings his favorite Christmas song - his own!.. - Robert Earl Keen performs “Swerving in My Lane”.. - We’ll take another look at Robert D. Raiford’s failed cooking show.. - Johnny “No Cash” sings the “Folsom Christmas Blues”.. - Longtime listeners will enjoy a visit from Big Show Alumni cast member, Shea Hey.. - Sean Connery and Mr. Sulu perform a scene from a classic Christmas story.. - Police Officer Donnie Pressley takes the delayed microphone and performs his version of “Silver B-B-Bells”…
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Ayes?
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move up to O six. A nervous grandmother mistakenly put
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you on the job boys?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Christmas song really gay?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Good morning? That what makes you on the radio running
to your Monday. Let's give your little heads up about
the thirteen county peint us. We get a lot of
calls bout them. I'll be on the next prize pack years.
Right now, Let's turn the lights down, load keather around
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Christmas song especially for my friends and family. Coworking. Sorry,
settle back, just enjoy this chip.
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Mogs roasting on an open farm.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Thank you, jet frogs ripping, have your clothes, old tired
Carara being stung by a tar and folks messed up
by Eskimon.
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Have a greybody on the turkey has a messy toes.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Helps to make the cheese and rice Jinese totts with
on the go. I will find it hard to cheat
tonight because they know that side Tie's gonna change. He's
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loaded lots of poison goodies on his trains, and every
mother smiling in Johnny's eyes.
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To see a great, big, really no tiler guy. And
so I'm ordering the simple thing to kiss someone who
might be you.
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Aloha, they say, Then they try any way.
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Merry Christmas, you too.
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Mike Brady called the pigantta mister my great.
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Friend, And so.
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The simple than everybody to kiss someone might be you.
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Hello, how they said, they're.
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They're try any wan see Christmas.
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Christ you.
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Oh my glasses they shared.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Good Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
There's a big show on the radio, the original Christmas
Cooking with Rayford hopping about twenty minutes right now. LESA,
Hello friends.
Speaker 10 (12:50):
You're old palp bird bird here with another Patella Poltsating
edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode The
Cheeky Monkey. As our story opens, Tilly turned Well is
tending bar at the Cheeky Monkey when a man walks
in accompanied by a cheeky monkey.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Welcome to the Cheeky Monkey. What can I get?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You only have a dry martini and a banana deakery
from my friend here.
Speaker 11 (13:17):
Look, pal, every week some Wisenheimer comes in here with
a monkey. I'm cool with it as long as he
doesn't start anything.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
What's he gonna start? He's a monkey, he's a good boy.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Monkeys are trouble. I'm just warning you, my delly.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
This damn monkey's following my cue bowl.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
I was waving this game.
Speaker 11 (13:36):
Oops, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Now, I gotta
buy these guys around refund.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
They're Billiard's food.
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Hold on, please let me take care of that. Here's
a hundred bucks.
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Great, now get out.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
The man and his monkey leave, but two weeks later
they're back.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Welcome to the Cheeky Monkey. Oh, hold on a second,
what's that damn monkey doing in here?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Well, that's okay, he'll stay away from the pool. Tables
had a long talk with him, didn't I, mister Jumbles.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Okay, okay, but just be aware you're on thin ice.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Understood.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Okay, damn it, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Why what's he doing?
Speaker 6 (14:13):
He's into my marachino cherries.
Speaker 11 (14:14):
He's taking one now, he's examining it, sticking it in
and out of his bun hole.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Oh, he's eating it whole. What the hell is he
doing that for?
Speaker 10 (14:24):
Well, ever since the incident with a cue ball, he
wants to make sure it comes out as easy as
he goes in Edhow we hope you enjoy John Boy
and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Oh come on, look what he's doing with that.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the dishwasher in
charge of deepoopifying the cueball say.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
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I love all those fine big crown radio Man water
Winch Cousin, Brusie walk.
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Man, Jack.
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Yahn Boy, and Belly all y'n boy, bety add Only
two white men never make me more who I feel
so barnable? Smile your lift back, We walk over for.
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Your lift back.
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Wow, good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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I Boy Robert Earl Keene on his holiday tour lights
Camera Christmas. He made it back down to the home
state of Texas tomorrow. He'll be at the Moody Theater, Austin,
Texas on a couple of days in a row. Wednesday
night he'll be an awesome as well on the day
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that the Moone and then the House of Blues in
Houston of the nineteenth Arcadie Live Theater, Caerville, Texas at
twenty second Robert Earlkeene dot com for more tour info.
We got in by Monday morning. Songs sing along if
you know the words.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
As done by Robert Earl Keane.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Is being live in a big shot.
Speaker 13 (16:55):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Come on Jack and get ready to say.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Sometimes on my days are filled with and.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Rid as I've traveled and left. Some bad things ain't going.
Speaker 13 (17:16):
My way because there's always someone swirming in my life.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
To keep swerving in my life, and.
Speaker 14 (17:28):
It's causing lots of Thinginger.
Speaker 13 (17:32):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
I'm shooting you the flame.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Keep switching on my bride lives.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
It's just too dim to.
Speaker 13 (17:47):
When you're swerving all lives pie by, you're running someone.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Off the road the day jove, Why I thought I ever.
Speaker 13 (18:01):
Never could glove another?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
How else could I feed?
Speaker 13 (18:10):
But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
I'll tank up record.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
The ones at the waiting.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of babes.
I'm a cussing out your name.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I'm shooting in the fine I keep switching on my
bride lights.
Speaker 13 (18:43):
But you're just too dimpty Now when you're swerving all lights,
how why you're running someone off the road?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Eki Dive with a.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Big show.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeo morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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played for it ten minutes right now.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
And now it's time once again for cooking with Rayford,
with your host Robert D.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Rayford. No contributing, Hollo. I've been working here and all
that time, and you don't know me to contribute? All right,
I got you have this talking right here? How y'all
doing this? Rayford? And time for my holiday fruitcake recipe.
Here's what you need. Be sure you get your ingredients here.
We need a cup of water, a cup of sugar,
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four eggs, two cups of dried chopped fruit, a teaspoon
of bacon, soda, two and a half cups of flour,
a cup of brown sugar, one and a half teaspoons
of vanilla, a cup of chopped nuts, some lemon juice,
and of course a bottle of your favorite whiskey. That's
the most important ingredient, all right now. The first thing
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you need to do is sample the whiskey to make
sure that it is fresh and of all the finest quality. Yeah,
I think I'll do fine. All right, I'll say we
need a large bowl. Get your bowl right there now,
Let's be sure to check out whiskey again. Make sure
(20:57):
you hold the highest pollard as good. All right, First,
take a whiskey for one level cup of whiskey. Now drink.
I'm good. Let's repeat that one more time. All right, longing,
(21:21):
we in business. Now Now it's electric mixer. Turn it on,
and then we want to beat one cup of butter
in the fluffy little bowl. Add one tea spoon of
sugar and beat again. Let's make sure the whiskey's all right. Yeah,
(21:43):
that'd be good. All right. Now, now let's turn off
the mixer. All right, I'll break four legs and add
to the bowl. And then we wanna chuck in a
cup of dried fruit. Then you mix on the turner again.
And if the fried group gets struck in the beaters,
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you need to pry loose with a juice griber and
do sure the sample of whiskey and make sure it
ain't going over. Yeah, that work all right. Now I
want to sift two cups or salt or something. Who cares.
Just make sure the whiskey is all right, and then
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we want to sift the lemon juice.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Play in one sent.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
And strain your nuts. Then I had one table spoon
of sugar or some whatever you can find. Now you
want to grease the oven and turn the cake three
hundred and fifty degrees and don't forget to be off
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the turner. That's very important. All right, Well, I'm sorry,
we got some I'll clean this up tomorrow. Now the
most important part finished the whiskey. Turn off to light
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and go to bed. It's ras have your holiday.
Speaker 12 (23:28):
See me.
Speaker 15 (23:28):
After the first of years, cooking with Rayford was made
possible in part by a grant from the Jack Daniels
Distillery of Lynchburg, Tennessee, providing sour mash whiskey to Rayford's
for over three to hurry.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Wow, man, that is good stuff. This stuff. Why y'all,
let's jump in here and play some John Boy Jeopardy.
The largest man made structure on Earth isn't what or
where you'd think. Is that actually located on Staten Island,
New York. This is what it is used for.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
What is Steph Curry's wallet.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Rom Coast?
Speaker 6 (24:11):
But you were close, you wouldn't think it was there.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
One eight hundred big shows. You told free line across America.
We go, do we get a winner. We played John
Boy Jeopardy next. Good morning, This is a big show
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on the radio running to your Monday das. I'm at
sixteen our feature track from the Big Show vent Box
cooking with raph word Christmas specials. There's where keyword cookie
hit the midbox at the Big Show Dot coming right now,
that's bl Yes live across America. It's John Boy Chepelin Wow.
Why and now your host.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
As a child, he accidentally ate a Christmas ornament that
looked like a delicious Christmas cooking. Now everything turned out okay,
but that's how he got tensel lightest.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
He's John White.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
They ate of.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Corey out of Waynesville, Georgia. Good morning, Cory, Hey buddy, welcome.
You got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
The Big Old Bertie count of Peanuts prize pack. The
largest man made structure on earth and water where you think,
is actually located on Staten Island, New York. And this
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is what it is used for.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Well, I would have to say it has something to
do politicians and I'm gonna go with garbage.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Right, Let's say is it garbage.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Is? Wow?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
The fresh kills the landfill site covers four point six
square miles before were closed on the site.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
No one.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
It was eighty feet higher than the Statue of Liberty.
We were all thinking Liberty, no garbage.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
They reopened it briefly after the World Trade Center attack
and that's where all of that debris.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
We all, how about that?
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Then closed again?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Ye well, Corey, look at you, Dan Waynesville getting you
Bertie County Peanuts prized by congratulations Buddy.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Well, thanks sir. Yeah, we all love you guys that
are the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Well, appreciate you, Corey, Appreciate you, buddy. Hey man, Corey
who just won? John Borgebardy said, the last time he
heard my voice he was ten years years old.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
With his dad.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
How about that? Now he's done, grown up, got a
got a family of his own. Listen to the Big Show.
Speaker 11 (27:08):
Awesome work Court putting his ten year old through It
isn't that awesome?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
It is awesome, So awesome. Court's family.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Now Wayne's well Georgia solo.
Speaker 16 (27:47):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Yo. What's up how y'all doing? Hey man? I would
hear y'all talk about this NASCAR stuff for about what
has it been like the last sixteen months in a row.
So I finally broke down. I watched my first NASCAR
race on TV over the weekend. Now tell me something.
I know, like big money sponsorship. This is like a
part of all professional sports now. But does NASCAR sell
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advertising on everything at the race or is it just me?
I mean, it's like time for an update on that
wreck sponsored by Mako Auto Body Shop. Let's say we
can get a word with the driver down in the
zagnut Infield Communications Center and then the guy's talking about
well the Kellogg pop talk band of solet Pontiac run
real good all afternoon. We just got a little loose
(28:43):
up there. A number four runn into some of that
Quaker State motor or one tough motor all is up
there on the track left me with etcetera and headache
number twenty three and like the guy will go, yeah,
it looks like you smacked that sach Creek Concrete certaining
on pretty hard.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
Now.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
I know you were counting on making up some ground
in that JC Penn and White Sail Punch Championship at
the end of the season too. I mean, you watch
these racists like watching the three and a half hour
commercial break, you know, and these guys are always talking
about well, we were just raising real hard and he
come up behind me on the outside and took the
air off my spoiler whatever that's supposed to be. But
(29:22):
DA to just like tell it like it is. You know,
the guy comes up, so Billy, Bob, what happened out there?
And the guy ought to go? He run all over
my fat ass?
Speaker 6 (29:30):
That's what happened to you see him for then hiss sax.
Speaker 15 (29:32):
It was on TV.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Maybe that's from the work in like I mentioned, for preparation, eh,
while I had it, you know, and I know I
hear this all the time. I know what y'all thinking. Hey, Marvin,
you know it would look different if you actually could
see it in person. How come you're gonna get like
some tickets and actually go to the race? Now? Can
you see me going to a NASCAR event? Oh and
if I'd have been there, you would have seen me.
(29:55):
I would have stuck out like the you know, Calvin
p at a PGA cocktail. It's probably like when I
walked in there, would introduce me on the PA system.
Ladies and gentlemen. Now in the Speedway a black guy,
because I mean that's like some white people, and I
mean some white people go to the race, especially down
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there on that infield. You know, I actually had somebody
invite me to go and watch the race with him
down in the infield. I don't think so, you know.
I mean, like you got thirty five thousand rednecks down
there drinking beer all afternoon and going. It's not my
idea of a relaxing afternoon. I don't want to be
no pot of no race related.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Incidents, can you.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah, A NASCAR is like the last great white sport
in America anyway, you know, it makes the NHL look
like a melting pot. Motorsports in general is pretty much
like a Caucasian stronghold. The only black driver in all
of motorsport that I know of is this guy Willie
t Ribbs. Have you heard about this guy? That's his
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real name, Willy t ri I think they just like
signed him up because they thought his name was funny.
The white people are not ready for no black NASCAR driver,
This is my opinion. I think y'all are like holding
out if you can get some guy named Leroy Watermelon
and you know, getting to drive the Afrochine Cadillac. I
don't know how fast that car is, But listen to
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that tape that y'all was thinking at it.
Speaker 16 (31:24):
I'm MoMA West, Shaun Boy and Billy. Good morning, yell,
dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
That's a big show on radio.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
I've been waiting on shoun.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Had no cash. Christmas times are coming. It's right around
the ben. I'll be done by in presents, but I
don't know when I'm out here Christmas shopping at the
discount mall and whatever's in my wallet, they'll probably get
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it all. When I was just a baby, Christmas time
was fun. But when you buy the presence, your work
is never done. My big December bank roll is looking
mighty sly. Time to making another pit stuff at the TV.
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He undercomes my cousin with his brand new master plan
to wish me merry Christmas and bar of seven brand
him and that wife of his'n are happy as can
be because he just got out of prison. That's who
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he came to see. Yeah, my family's full of knit wits.
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They're kind of on the skids this year. I've bought
three boot jobs new toys for sixteen kids. I'm trailing
at park in Santa saving my dumbkin phone. If I
don't seem real, jolly, it's because I'm flat as bro
(34:35):
and huzzar bush.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
All Wait here are I live?
Speaker 11 (34:45):
Don't hot?
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Well hard hot?
Speaker 11 (34:48):
I was?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
How hold hondah?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
God?
Speaker 14 (34:50):
Everyone know that's lant list is lt list is let list.
I go horay Leo's hat, it's loud list, it's let
less hop honey holahah god, I'm come on you, I know.
Speaker 11 (35:05):
What.
Speaker 8 (35:40):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Right who give some fun.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Christmas cuts from our Christmas albums?
Speaker 17 (35:50):
And now John Boyne believes Nerve Wrecking Christmas Part two
presents Mister Sulu and Sean Connery performing a scene from
How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Shanty Claus? Why why are you taking our Christmas tree?
Speaker 9 (36:07):
Why?
Speaker 18 (36:08):
Why, my sweet little tot the fake shanty Claus light.
There's a light on this tree that won't light on
one side. I'm taking it back to my workshop, may dear,
I'll fix it up there and I'll bring it back here.
Speaker 9 (36:21):
Oh bye.
Speaker 17 (36:23):
Tune in again next time when we'll hear the Mayor
of Whoville say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Good morning, Big Shows All Radio. Coming up. We play
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look at that.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Well right here, Shay Hey, your long.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Time Big Show listeners might remember Shape. He was our
sports guy about many twenty five years ago. Oh my goodness, yes,
someone like that. Well, good to see is Shaye. We've
hugged out since Shaye joined us this morning. Man, you
moved to the left coast and then you you back
on our side the country. But you're in Florida now.
Speaker 19 (37:29):
Right, just moved to Florida after twelve and a half
years in California.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Well, no body, good to be back. Good to have
you man. Well, we were talking about that a Thanksgiving
twenty five years ago when Shay Hey, that's my nickname
you ever here, Willie. You know I'll explain that.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
You get in trouble around the square in the station
with Pillers.
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Oh this is the second most evil guy that ever.
I try harder. This was nineteen ninety nine. We're getting
ready to go to Japan, and we just don't shade
to make a list of what he's thankful for. Oh right,
this kind of one of him time capsules.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
You could do.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Go and see what was going on nineteen ninety nine.
Thanksgiving rolled that, Thank you, gentlemen. What I'm thankful for.
Speaker 19 (38:27):
I'm thankful that Derek Coleman has four years left on
his contract with the Charlotte Hornets, which guarantees me plenty
of material through two thousand and three. Thankful for the
presence of humps like Kabby Bunny and Heir Lucas, which
assures me that I'll never drop too far on John
Boy's top ten list. I'm thankful I did get my
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chelupa so I didn't have to climb through the drive
through window at the Taco Bell. Thankful that I share
an office with news anchor Lee Melvin, Otherwise I'd have
no idea what's new on Home and Garden television. I'm
thankful for the rock who continues to deliver the best
lines on television period. I'm still working on how to
find how to work Rudy Pooh in my sportscats. I'm
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thankful everybody seems to have forgotten that I picked Florida
to beat Florida State last week here. I'm thankful that
Randy's not twins. Thankful for the screen Gems Network. Finally
I can watch Square Pegs and the Facts of Life again.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Where have you gone, Lisa Welcher?
Speaker 19 (39:31):
I'm thankfulhill living in a society where a man can
serve jail time for betting on a sport he was
involved in, be banned from his sport for life, and
never admit any wrongdoing despite mountains of evidence against him,
yet still be perceived as.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
A hero and asked about it on national TV.
Speaker 19 (39:46):
I'm thankful for a free trip to Japan next week. Finally,
working for this outfit has paid some dividends. I'm thankful
that John Snyder.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Has an official website.
Speaker 19 (39:55):
I'd hate to stumble across second hand bo Duke information.
I'm thankful the Winston Cuff season is over and the
two thousand season doesn't start for thirty six hours. I'm
thankful that, even though David Hasselhoff is about to leave,
Baywatch will live on. Thankful that there was no weekend
at Bernie's three. I'm thankful that every local station preems
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regular programming every time there's a few sprinkles eight counties away.
I'm thankful that Macon moy shows up about as often
as the Redskins defense. Finally, I'm thankful that Jackie named
her dog Goldberg. Now, no one thinks that I care
about wrestling too much.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Glimpse. Not all of it holds up, but.
Speaker 11 (40:48):
Of you, I.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Don't remember writing that line, Jackie.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
I think.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
It's good to say again, Buddy's to see Marcia.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Everybody, all right.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Buddy, hang out here. We're gonna play Beating the Blonde.
Let's see how Tata does. Okay, she's very popular. Shait
one eight hundred, big show. You told free Line. We'll
get to contestant and play next
Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Ayes?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It was the week before Christmas and all through the
studio the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Oh hit that ry.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Was?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Was uh this other stuff that rhyme? So close? I know, man,
Let's just enjoy the.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Trans Siberian Orchestra.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Best friends of the Big Show for about twenty some
years now. Paul O'Neill, the founder, kick things off. We
would have them in the blue room adjacent to our studio.
Remember as long as you bring in now uh huh, yeah,
never mind, Yeah, yeah, I wasn't really asked for the
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baby dolls when the show was happy when they showed up,
you know so anyway, Yeah, Trans Harber and orchestra is
still out there and see them when they're near you.
We had them in our hometown, Charlotte, North Carolina on
Saturday night. Good Show, Good Show. Yeah, all right there,
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let's see just one National Day. Will tell you about
this National Chocolate Covered Anything Day.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
I can get on board for that works. No, have
you had a chocolate covered potato chip before?
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Let me know, old that popcorn that you all bringing
in for a while, Yeah, the drizzle popcorn with chocolate.
But Charlie covertato chips. Oh you know, I like that
sweet and salty. Oh yeah, that was I like that. O.
Go good good? All right, I have something yeah, you know.
Now you have to chocolate covered anything later today. All right,
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we got three days in this we saved up. We'll
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back out. Let's get a week's worth of winning beginning
way up. Big shows on the radio. Good morning, Big
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prize back. Nineteen thirty eight, December to sixteenth of Christmas,
Carol was released in movie theaters across America. Very popular YEP.
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Nineteen seventy six History's oldest Goose, George God must be
really slow day in history. He was living over in Lancashire, England.
Old George the Goose lived to be forty nine years
at some twenty four years older than the average old goose.
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Christmasse and then they ate George nine days later. You
old Baba from goose covered Maryland. He brings a bunch
of goose down, but I don't know. You got to
mix it with other stuff, Ma, Today's good man. I
had the greasy Yes, no jerky is the best way
to go with the goose. Yeah, all right, Well let's
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move up to O six. A nervous grandmother mistakenly put
her one month old grandson through an act uray machine
at La International Airport. Where did he go startled security
worker noticed the shape of a child on the monitor
and immediately pulled him out. Talkers at the local hospital
said he didn't receive a dangerous dose of radiation.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Still not recommend it. Please don't try this at the
air Force.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Just putting things off with you taking belt and all
you think your shoes all these days. Put the baby
runner right up. All right, So there you go. There's
our categories one eight hundred Big shows you told free Line.
We play out Birds next, Good morning, and that's a
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big show on the radio only to your Monday, December
the sixth. Today's feature track from the Big Show bit
Box Cooking with Rayford Christmas Special all starters. There's your
keyword cooking. There the Big Box app to make show
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Speaker 4 (06:11):
Outburst. Let's play Upburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize.
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Being Let's go he contested number one. This should really
be a lot of fun win you're playing Upburst.
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Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time.
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You love a big shots. Let's say here A steamer
from Liberties, South Carolina.
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We have a shots.
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Day.
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Good morning, Steven, Good morning, Hey monny, welcome whys day.
Let's get you through these three categories and get you
the big old prize pack. You ready to go, Yes, sir,
give us in five seconds three Christmas movies, ready to go.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
At Christmas story, get the halls and bring off the
red news rain to look at.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
You, mam bamble.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Now give us three water birds ready to go? Duck
goose and toelkenose does that? That's good work? Sleeping for
the wind? Three things you connect ray ready go chiff
beating hands all right, Steven, happy herd, prize back, head
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down the liberty for you.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
All right, first time calling?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
All right? Don't working by shine all right? Bottom of
the hour and top of your news. Oh you doing
you on the job boys?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Christmas song really gay?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Good morning? That what makes you on the radio running
to your Monday. Let's give your little heads up about
the thirteen county peint us. We get a lot of
calls bout them. I'll be on the next prize pack years.
Right now, Let's turn the lights down, load keather around
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Christmas song especially for my friends and family. Coworking. Sorry,
settle back, just enjoy this chip.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Mogs roasting on an open farm.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Thank you, jet frogs ripping, have your clothes, old tired
Carara being stung by a tar and folks messed up
by Eskimon.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Have a greybody on the turkey has a messy toes.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Helps to make the cheese and rice Jinese totts with
on the go. I will find it hard to cheat
tonight because they know that side Tie's gonna change. He's
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loaded lots of poison goodies on his trains, and every
mother smiling in Johnny's eyes.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
To see a great, big, really no tiler guy. And
so I'm ordering the simple thing to kiss someone who
might be you.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Aloha, they say, Then they try any way.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Merry Christmas, you too.
Speaker 9 (11:04):
Mike Brady called the pigantta mister my great.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Friend, And so.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
The simple than everybody to kiss someone might be you.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Hello, how they said, they're.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
They're try any wan see Christmas.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Christ you.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Oh my glasses they shared.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Good Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
There's a big show on the radio, the original Christmas
Cooking with Rayford hopping about twenty minutes right now. LESA,
Hello friends.
Speaker 10 (12:50):
You're old palp bird bird here with another Patella Poltsating
edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode The
Cheeky Monkey. As our story opens, Tilly turned Well is
tending bar at the Cheeky Monkey when a man walks
in accompanied by a cheeky monkey.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Welcome to the Cheeky Monkey. What can I get?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You only have a dry martini and a banana deakery
from my friend here.
Speaker 11 (13:17):
Look, pal, every week some Wisenheimer comes in here with
a monkey. I'm cool with it as long as he
doesn't start anything.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
What's he gonna start? He's a monkey, he's a good boy.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Monkeys are trouble. I'm just warning you, my delly.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
This damn monkey's following my cue bowl.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
I was waving this game.
Speaker 11 (13:36):
Oops, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Now, I gotta
buy these guys around refund.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
They're Billiard's food.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Hold on, please let me take care of that. Here's
a hundred bucks.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Great, now get out.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
The man and his monkey leave, but two weeks later
they're back.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Welcome to the Cheeky Monkey. Oh, hold on a second,
what's that damn monkey doing in here?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Well, that's okay, he'll stay away from the pool. Tables
had a long talk with him, didn't I, mister Jumbles.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Okay, okay, but just be aware you're on thin ice.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Understood.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Okay, damn it, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Why what's he doing?
Speaker 6 (14:13):
He's into my marachino cherries.
Speaker 11 (14:14):
He's taking one now, he's examining it, sticking it in
and out of his bun hole.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Oh, he's eating it whole. What the hell is he
doing that for?
Speaker 10 (14:24):
Well, ever since the incident with a cue ball, he
wants to make sure it comes out as easy as
he goes in Edhow we hope you enjoy John Boy
and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Oh come on, look what he's doing with that.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the dishwasher in
charge of deepoopifying the cueball say.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 12 (15:00):
I love all those fine big crown radio Man water
Winch Cousin, Brusie walk.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Man, Jack.
Speaker 12 (15:13):
Yahn Boy, and Belly all y'n boy, bety add Only
two white men never make me more who I feel
so barnable? Smile your lift back, We walk over for.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Your lift back.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Wow, good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I Boy Robert Earl Keene on his holiday tour lights
Camera Christmas. He made it back down to the home
state of Texas tomorrow. He'll be at the Moody Theater, Austin,
Texas on a couple of days in a row. Wednesday
night he'll be an awesome as well on the day
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that the Moone and then the House of Blues in
Houston of the nineteenth Arcadie Live Theater, Caerville, Texas at
twenty second Robert Earlkeene dot com for more tour info.
We got in by Monday morning. Songs sing along if
you know the words.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
As done by Robert Earl Keane.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Is being live in a big shot.
Speaker 13 (16:55):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Come on Jack and get ready to say.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Sometimes on my days are filled with and.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Rid as I've traveled and left. Some bad things ain't going.
Speaker 13 (17:16):
My way because there's always someone swirming in my life.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
To keep swerving in my life, and.
Speaker 14 (17:28):
It's causing lots of Thinginger.
Speaker 13 (17:32):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
I'm shooting you the flame.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Keep switching on my bride lives.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
It's just too dim to.
Speaker 13 (17:47):
When you're swerving all lives pie by, you're running someone.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Off the road the day jove, Why I thought I ever.
Speaker 13 (18:01):
Never could glove another?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
How else could I feed?
Speaker 13 (18:10):
But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
I'll tank up record.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
The ones at the waiting.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of babes.
I'm a cussing out your name.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I'm shooting in the fine I keep switching on my
bride lights.
Speaker 13 (18:43):
But you're just too dimpty Now when you're swerving all lights,
how why you're running someone off the road?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Eki Dive with a.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Big show.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeo morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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played for it ten minutes right now.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
And now it's time once again for cooking with Rayford,
with your host Robert D.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Rayford. No contributing, Hollo. I've been working here and all
that time, and you don't know me to contribute? All right,
I got you have this talking right here? How y'all
doing this? Rayford? And time for my holiday fruitcake recipe.
Here's what you need. Be sure you get your ingredients here.
We need a cup of water, a cup of sugar,
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four eggs, two cups of dried chopped fruit, a teaspoon
of bacon, soda, two and a half cups of flour,
a cup of brown sugar, one and a half teaspoons
of vanilla, a cup of chopped nuts, some lemon juice,
and of course a bottle of your favorite whiskey. That's
the most important ingredient, all right now. The first thing
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you need to do is sample the whiskey to make
sure that it is fresh and of all the finest quality. Yeah,
I think I'll do fine. All right, I'll say we
need a large bowl. Get your bowl right there now,
Let's be sure to check out whiskey again. Make sure
(20:57):
you hold the highest pollard as good. All right, First,
take a whiskey for one level cup of whiskey. Now drink.
I'm good. Let's repeat that one more time. All right, longing,
(21:21):
we in business. Now Now it's electric mixer. Turn it on,
and then we want to beat one cup of butter
in the fluffy little bowl. Add one tea spoon of
sugar and beat again. Let's make sure the whiskey's all right. Yeah,
(21:43):
that'd be good. All right. Now, now let's turn off
the mixer. All right, I'll break four legs and add
to the bowl. And then we wanna chuck in a
cup of dried fruit. Then you mix on the turner again.
And if the fried group gets struck in the beaters,
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you need to pry loose with a juice griber and
do sure the sample of whiskey and make sure it
ain't going over. Yeah, that work all right. Now I
want to sift two cups or salt or something. Who cares.
Just make sure the whiskey is all right, and then
(22:28):
we want to sift the lemon juice.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Play in one sent.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
And strain your nuts. Then I had one table spoon
of sugar or some whatever you can find. Now you
want to grease the oven and turn the cake three
hundred and fifty degrees and don't forget to be off
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the turner. That's very important. All right, Well, I'm sorry,
we got some I'll clean this up tomorrow. Now the
most important part finished the whiskey. Turn off to light
(23:21):
and go to bed. It's ras have your holiday.
Speaker 12 (23:28):
See me.
Speaker 15 (23:28):
After the first of years, cooking with Rayford was made
possible in part by a grant from the Jack Daniels
Distillery of Lynchburg, Tennessee, providing sour mash whiskey to Rayford's
for over three to hurry.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Wow, man, that is good stuff. This stuff. Why y'all,
let's jump in here and play some John Boy Jeopardy.
The largest man made structure on Earth isn't what or
where you'd think. Is that actually located on Staten Island,
New York. This is what it is used for.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
What is Steph Curry's wallet.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Rom Coast?
Speaker 6 (24:11):
But you were close, you wouldn't think it was there.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
One eight hundred big shows. You told free line across America.
We go, do we get a winner. We played John
Boy Jeopardy next. Good morning, This is a big show
(24:52):
on the radio running to your Monday das. I'm at
sixteen our feature track from the Big Show vent Box
cooking with raph word Christmas specials. There's where keyword cookie
hit the midbox at the Big Show Dot coming right now,
that's bl Yes live across America. It's John Boy Chepelin Wow.
Why and now your host.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
As a child, he accidentally ate a Christmas ornament that
looked like a delicious Christmas cooking. Now everything turned out okay,
but that's how he got tensel lightest.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
He's John White.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
They ate of.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Corey out of Waynesville, Georgia. Good morning, Cory, Hey buddy, welcome.
You got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
The Big Old Bertie count of Peanuts prize pack. The
largest man made structure on earth and water where you think,
is actually located on Staten Island, New York. And this
(25:53):
is what it is used for.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Well, I would have to say it has something to
do politicians and I'm gonna go with garbage.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Right, Let's say is it garbage.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Is? Wow?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
The fresh kills the landfill site covers four point six
square miles before were closed on the site.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
No one.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
It was eighty feet higher than the Statue of Liberty.
We were all thinking Liberty, no garbage.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
They reopened it briefly after the World Trade Center attack
and that's where all of that debris.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
We all, how about that?
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Then closed again?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Ye well, Corey, look at you, Dan Waynesville getting you
Bertie County Peanuts prized by congratulations Buddy.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Well, thanks sir. Yeah, we all love you guys that
are the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Well, appreciate you, Corey, Appreciate you, buddy. Hey man, Corey
who just won? John Borgebardy said, the last time he
heard my voice he was ten years years old.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
With his dad.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
How about that? Now he's done, grown up, got a
got a family of his own. Listen to the Big Show.
Speaker 11 (27:08):
Awesome work Court putting his ten year old through It
isn't that awesome?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
It is awesome, So awesome. Court's family.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Now Wayne's well Georgia solo.
Speaker 16 (27:47):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Yo. What's up how y'all doing? Hey man? I would
hear y'all talk about this NASCAR stuff for about what
has it been like the last sixteen months in a row.
So I finally broke down. I watched my first NASCAR
race on TV over the weekend. Now tell me something.
I know, like big money sponsorship. This is like a
part of all professional sports now. But does NASCAR sell
(28:22):
advertising on everything at the race or is it just me?
I mean, it's like time for an update on that
wreck sponsored by Mako Auto Body Shop. Let's say we
can get a word with the driver down in the
zagnut Infield Communications Center and then the guy's talking about
well the Kellogg pop talk band of solet Pontiac run
real good all afternoon. We just got a little loose
(28:43):
up there. A number four runn into some of that
Quaker State motor or one tough motor all is up
there on the track left me with etcetera and headache
number twenty three and like the guy will go, yeah,
it looks like you smacked that sach Creek Concrete certaining
on pretty hard.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
Now.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
I know you were counting on making up some ground
in that JC Penn and White Sail Punch Championship at
the end of the season too. I mean, you watch
these racists like watching the three and a half hour
commercial break, you know, and these guys are always talking
about well, we were just raising real hard and he
come up behind me on the outside and took the
air off my spoiler whatever that's supposed to be. But
(29:22):
DA to just like tell it like it is. You know,
the guy comes up, so Billy, Bob, what happened out there?
And the guy ought to go? He run all over
my fat ass?
Speaker 6 (29:30):
That's what happened to you see him for then hiss sax.
Speaker 15 (29:32):
It was on TV.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Maybe that's from the work in like I mentioned, for preparation, eh,
while I had it, you know, and I know I
hear this all the time. I know what y'all thinking. Hey, Marvin,
you know it would look different if you actually could
see it in person. How come you're gonna get like
some tickets and actually go to the race? Now? Can
you see me going to a NASCAR event? Oh and
if I'd have been there, you would have seen me.
(29:55):
I would have stuck out like the you know, Calvin
p at a PGA cocktail. It's probably like when I
walked in there, would introduce me on the PA system.
Ladies and gentlemen. Now in the Speedway a black guy,
because I mean that's like some white people, and I
mean some white people go to the race, especially down
(30:16):
there on that infield. You know, I actually had somebody
invite me to go and watch the race with him
down in the infield. I don't think so, you know.
I mean, like you got thirty five thousand rednecks down
there drinking beer all afternoon and going. It's not my
idea of a relaxing afternoon. I don't want to be
no pot of no race related.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Incidents, can you.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah, A NASCAR is like the last great white sport
in America anyway, you know, it makes the NHL look
like a melting pot. Motorsports in general is pretty much
like a Caucasian stronghold. The only black driver in all
of motorsport that I know of is this guy Willie
t Ribbs. Have you heard about this guy? That's his
(30:59):
real name, Willy t ri I think they just like
signed him up because they thought his name was funny.
The white people are not ready for no black NASCAR driver,
This is my opinion. I think y'all are like holding
out if you can get some guy named Leroy Watermelon
and you know, getting to drive the Afrochine Cadillac. I
don't know how fast that car is, But listen to
(31:21):
that tape that y'all was thinking at it.
Speaker 16 (31:24):
I'm MoMA West, Shaun Boy and Billy. Good morning, yell,
dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
That's a big show on radio.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
I've been waiting on shoun.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Had no cash. Christmas times are coming. It's right around
the ben. I'll be done by in presents, but I
don't know when I'm out here Christmas shopping at the
discount mall and whatever's in my wallet, they'll probably get
(32:35):
it all. When I was just a baby, Christmas time
was fun. But when you buy the presence, your work
is never done. My big December bank roll is looking
mighty sly. Time to making another pit stuff at the TV.
(33:24):
He undercomes my cousin with his brand new master plan
to wish me merry Christmas and bar of seven brand
him and that wife of his'n are happy as can
be because he just got out of prison. That's who
(33:44):
he came to see. Yeah, my family's full of knit wits.
(34:13):
They're kind of on the skids this year. I've bought
three boot jobs new toys for sixteen kids. I'm trailing
at park in Santa saving my dumbkin phone. If I
don't seem real, jolly, it's because I'm flat as bro
(34:35):
and huzzar bush.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
All Wait here are I live?
Speaker 11 (34:45):
Don't hot?
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Well hard hot?
Speaker 11 (34:48):
I was?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
How hold hondah?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
God?
Speaker 14 (34:50):
Everyone know that's lant list is lt list is let list.
I go horay Leo's hat, it's loud list, it's let
less hop honey holahah god, I'm come on you, I know.
Speaker 11 (35:05):
What.
Speaker 8 (35:40):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Right who give some fun.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Christmas cuts from our Christmas albums?
Speaker 17 (35:50):
And now John Boyne believes Nerve Wrecking Christmas Part two
presents Mister Sulu and Sean Connery performing a scene from
How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Shanty Claus? Why why are you taking our Christmas tree?
Speaker 9 (36:07):
Why?
Speaker 18 (36:08):
Why, my sweet little tot the fake shanty Claus light.
There's a light on this tree that won't light on
one side. I'm taking it back to my workshop, may dear,
I'll fix it up there and I'll bring it back here.
Speaker 9 (36:21):
Oh bye.
Speaker 17 (36:23):
Tune in again next time when we'll hear the Mayor
of Whoville say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Good morning, Big Shows All Radio. Coming up. We play
Beating the Blonde for an LS tractor hunting season prize pack.
We got you a blaze orange beanie, a T shirt.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
For you dog.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
I'll take you care of you out door's getting the stand.
Go home and clean your screen. We got a screen
leaner and Tee Chaine. It all works out. Click the
lstractor link at the Big Show dot Com. Lee my
customers start blue and stay blue, said with that Multy
Oat Camo tractor. They got out. Now I want to
look at that.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Well right here, Shay Hey, your long.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Time Big Show listeners might remember Shape. He was our
sports guy about many twenty five years ago. Oh my goodness, yes,
someone like that. Well, good to see is Shaye. We've
hugged out since Shaye joined us this morning. Man, you
moved to the left coast and then you you back
on our side the country. But you're in Florida now.
Speaker 19 (37:29):
Right, just moved to Florida after twelve and a half
years in California.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Well, no body, good to be back. Good to have
you man. Well, we were talking about that a Thanksgiving
twenty five years ago when Shay Hey, that's my nickname
you ever here, Willie. You know I'll explain that.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
You get in trouble around the square in the station
with Pillers.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Oh this is the second most evil guy that ever.
I try harder. This was nineteen ninety nine. We're getting
ready to go to Japan, and we just don't shade
to make a list of what he's thankful for. Oh right,
this kind of one of him time capsules.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
You could do.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Go and see what was going on nineteen ninety nine.
Thanksgiving rolled that, Thank you, gentlemen. What I'm thankful for.
Speaker 19 (38:27):
I'm thankful that Derek Coleman has four years left on
his contract with the Charlotte Hornets, which guarantees me plenty
of material through two thousand and three. Thankful for the
presence of humps like Kabby Bunny and Heir Lucas, which
assures me that I'll never drop too far on John
Boy's top ten list. I'm thankful I did get my
(38:48):
chelupa so I didn't have to climb through the drive
through window at the Taco Bell. Thankful that I share
an office with news anchor Lee Melvin, Otherwise I'd have
no idea what's new on Home and Garden television. I'm
thankful for the rock who continues to deliver the best
lines on television period. I'm still working on how to
find how to work Rudy Pooh in my sportscats. I'm
(39:11):
thankful everybody seems to have forgotten that I picked Florida
to beat Florida State last week here. I'm thankful that
Randy's not twins. Thankful for the screen Gems Network. Finally
I can watch Square Pegs and the Facts of Life again.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Where have you gone, Lisa Welcher?
Speaker 19 (39:31):
I'm thankfulhill living in a society where a man can
serve jail time for betting on a sport he was
involved in, be banned from his sport for life, and
never admit any wrongdoing despite mountains of evidence against him,
yet still be perceived as.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
A hero and asked about it on national TV.
Speaker 19 (39:46):
I'm thankful for a free trip to Japan next week. Finally,
working for this outfit has paid some dividends. I'm thankful
that John Snyder.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Has an official website.
Speaker 19 (39:55):
I'd hate to stumble across second hand bo Duke information.
I'm thankful the Winston Cuff season is over and the
two thousand season doesn't start for thirty six hours. I'm
thankful that, even though David Hasselhoff is about to leave,
Baywatch will live on. Thankful that there was no weekend
at Bernie's three. I'm thankful that every local station preems
(40:20):
regular programming every time there's a few sprinkles eight counties away.
I'm thankful that Macon moy shows up about as often
as the Redskins defense. Finally, I'm thankful that Jackie named
her dog Goldberg. Now, no one thinks that I care
about wrestling too much.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Glimpse. Not all of it holds up, but.
Speaker 11 (40:48):
Of you, I.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Don't remember writing that line, Jackie.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
I think.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
It's good to say again, Buddy's to see Marcia.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Everybody, all right.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Buddy, hang out here. We're gonna play Beating the Blonde.
Let's see how Tata does. Okay, she's very popular. Shait
one eight hundred, big show. You told free Line. We'll
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