June 10, 2024 • 41 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast,.. - As you likely know, our long time friend and frequent Big Show guest, James Gregory, passed away in May - just a few days after he turned 78.. - We’ve scoured our archives for some of his best moments on our show and hope you will laugh along with us as we pay tribute to The Funniest Man In America..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. You got a big show on already, all
more chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve racking they are. I don't even complain when they
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make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hits talking.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'ming out on me this Monday morning, June tenth. This
is a big show on the radio. All right, yeah, okay, okay,
turn that down a little bit. Let me get everything right.
That'd be great, and I'm gonna mash. I'm gonna mess.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
She's gone.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
No, that was the wrong book.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Sorry, that was my many ties like, oh it'll be odday.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Let's say all right, okay, we got everything planned out today,
A great show for you, and that's why screwing him
up up and just way too prepared here. So our
tribute show to James Gregory, as we told you on Friday,
is what we're gonna do. Entire show James in the
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Big Show studio. Of course, for those of you who
don't know, James passed away at age seventy eight a
few weeks ago from cardiac complications, so of course our friend.
They're often considered a Southern comedian, he never used the
term in his performances, and in fact work frequently across
North America doing what he called down home common sense humor.
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A lot of our Big Show listeners heard about James
for the first time right here, and was talking to
Doug Rice last week about this, and he ever goes
to comedy shows, but he had to go see James
and said to this day he didn't think he's ever
laughed at hard. Right, that's the way it is. So
we got some of james best. He's gonna explain why
he hates to fly and why you should too at
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the bottom of the hour, little kick things off. All right,
we got our three dates in history, we got our
first prize pack out and get that winning begin and
that's next on the list. Big Shows on the Radio,
Good Morning, Big Shows on the Radio start things all
playing for bullsnot prize pack. How about one hundred and
twenty dollars were the bullsnot cleaning products made in the USA.
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Our truck drivers keep America moving, and bullsnot make sure
they look good doing it. Fine, bullsnot at truck stops
across America. I ain't click on that, lenk when you
hit the Big Show dot com. Listen up right here,
you wait, think about our three dates in history, get
our categories winning.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
That's a plan.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Nineteen sixty seven, June tenth, the world's first horse motel
was open Paul Wayne Biggs, Marshville, Missouri. The motel was
one hundred feet long, eighty nine feet wide, and could
hold up to forty horses. We call them barns. The
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special the Luxury horse Suite. So okay, cost seven bucks
a night. What year was this? This was nineteen sixty seven?
All right, not so bad? We wed o two. A
man in Germany was charged with assaulting a police officer
with his underpants. Rested for traveling on a train without
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a ticket, suspect was waiting at the police station. He
suddenly stripped and beginning hitting an officer repeatedly in the face.
With his underpants. They were listed in the charge as
a weapon.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Well, of course, I've seen slaps with gloves before.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It would be more interesting if that was the tradition.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
You had to strip down and hit the guy with
your underwing.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Anythink good way too. But finally, oh five, in a
lawsuit against the tobacco industry, the US government scaled back
its demands for penalties from one hundred and thirty billion
to ten billion. The government had asked for the larger
sum to help forty five million American smokers quit the habits.
The thing about habits there that'll do us for our
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three categories one eight hundred Big Shows. You told free line,
we read it. Play out Bursts.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
Next good Monday morning, Big Show's on the radio with
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our feature track from the Big Show Box Mister Rubarb,
Breakfast with a springtime moles.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Search for gee words, Breakfast mold to hit the Big
Box at the Big Show that.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Outburst. Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
John Boy and Billy to give your prizes from the
Big Prize Pa. Let's go contested number one. This should
really be a lot of fun when you're playing Upburst.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time. You have a big shots.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Let's say, hey, Scott from along it's South Carolina, we
have shot.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Good morning Scott, Good morning, big show crew. Hello buddy,
welcome in here. All right, let's get you to these
three categories and get you in a bull snot prize
back Scott, all right, five seconds, give us three hotel chains.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
Ready, go uh howdy in Hyatt and Marriott bamp.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Now we would like three transportations that require a ticket.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Ready go.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Planes, trains and buses.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Lamp and for the wind. Three bad habits. Ready, go.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Smoking, biting your nails and picking your nose.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Asssity anything. Who you are, Scott, You did it, buddy,
one hundred twenty dollars worth of bulls not probably head
down the long for you. Woo bye.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Hey, Can I do a quick shout out?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Of course you can.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I just want to save by my beautiful wife and
all the other school teachers. Y'all enjoy your summer break
because y'all deserve it.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That truth. Alright, good, thank you, buddy. Hang on with
Jagge bottom of the hour and top of your news.
Right on the other side, James, record tribute, blaining why
he hates the flying.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
You should too.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Good morning, there's a big shawl the radio James Gregory
tribute show all morning along. You knew, James, you knew
that she wasn't that keen on air travel.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
I fly once a year just to catch up on
my drinking and my praying. You know, but it's scary,
yuh there, you do. See. I'm a big supporter for
I don't like this deregulation. Deregulation brought the air farres
way down because they compete with each other. You know.
I want the air fires up to keep the riff
raft off the plane. These little people that used to
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be on the bus, you know, they come all they
have their luggage's in the paper sack. You know what
I'm talking about. Okay, they're looking for a peanut machine.
You know, because when you travel, you have traveled by bus.
Oh my god, you know I thought that did they
stop every like forty five miles to a vending machine?
You know? So you tell it so the first time
on a plane. That make me nervous. You know, I
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always tell I always talk to the mother. I said,
is that baby screaming? Three hours bother you. I didn't notice.
The mama never notices, you know, it's just another of
three other people, you know that. But when I board
the plane, I kind of look like as I'm going,
because I travel coach, I said. At the back, I'm
in the big money, you know. I know you've had
comedians on here before who were real successful. You had
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bus and Killer Bees, Rodney. They're up front. I'm in
the back of the plank, you know, and which you
really I belong as, I don't mind. But as I'm
walking through the plane, I like to see a lot
of young people and kids because I'm fearing God let
this one come down. But when I get on there,
it's just grunty, old, bigger sales money, you know. You know,
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God don't care all this one. This is gonna be
in trouble right here, you know. So I'd rather be
all that with a bunch of little kids. You know,
I feel safer. It's it's a painting the butt, but
it's safer, you.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Know.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
You know, as a man that has my time on
this and I travel, I remember I've been talking about
this years ago, before all this trouble started. You know,
you got the MD eighty with this engine that keeps
falling off. Nobody knows why the FAA. It's a malfunction
that airplane's toilet waste disposal system. I mean somebody flush
to come old. The motor fell off. You got Northwest
some years ago had trouble with the pilots that are
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drinking under controls, remember that, So we got drunk pilots.
We got motors that won't stay on. You would think
when these health nuts boarded a plane just once, they
would say to the flight attendant, how about that motor?
Is it on tipe? I mean they never asked you
about that. It's like I believe someone up here just
lit up. I mean, yes, me, I want one last
mooke before with the mountain, do you mind? I mean,
you know and see everything that tells us about the
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safety of a plane, if you really analyze it, it's
not for our safety, is to make us feel better
psychologically about being up there. Like the auction mask, if
we need, it's gonna pop dow out of the ceiling.
I've never seen it. I don't believe it's up there.
Then let's say if it does pop down for us
to breathe first, listen to this John, breathe first before
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we hand it to the person next to us. Well, hell,
I'm gonna do that, Eyhow now, Scot, I just can't
see myself looking at somebody that I don't even know
it goes. Look, you know I don't have nothing for
Why don't you breathe? Ye have the flotation seat? Oh lord,
oh they brag about it. That's the case. You will
down give the ocean two flights out of one hundred,
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go over the ocean ninety eight out of one hundred.
Stay right here. If you in Georgia fly to North Carolina,
they'll tell you by the seat that's going to float
outstead of going. This must not be a direct flight.
I mean, if you want to make me, had be
shown me a seat that's gonna bounce out of a
corn feedtle. I mean, let's get real on this. You
know what about.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
You?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
How people will do there? They're Colle's Airlines looking for
the best far of the best, fair you know, and
then a hang the phone and cheer like a high five. Everybody,
TAPA thirty nine dollars. A bus won't take you there
for the thirty nine dollars. If a plane can take
you to Tapa for thirty nine dollars. Don't get on
the plot. The choice between overhauling the engine of cutting
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their fairs. They cut the ticket, Friz. I'm telling you
this cutting out. It is tuned up, you know, for
the highest rate. You know, that's the safest plane. You know.
Now you know they'll serve peanuts no more. They had
to switch to pretzels. And this is because you probably
read about this day some people who allergic to peanuts
and they get sick even if a person three rows
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away opens a back of peanuts. So I can't smoke.
Now I can't have my peanuts, and people make fun
of me for driving three thousand miles. I'm along on
the highway. I can pee in my car if I
want anything. I want to, you know, eat burgers, throw
the mustard on the sea, pull the rest area, and
people still make fun of me. I'm behind the times,
you know, well, so be it. I'm a happy guy,
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you know.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Good morning, make sholl the radio for you. Monday, June
tam Action.
Speaker 11 (14:13):
Hello friends, your old pal bird Fern Here with another
taint rippling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode fancy Pants as our story opens, Ricky b Sharp
is preparing a fashion show for his wife, Lucy Recky.
Speaker 12 (14:30):
What in the world is taken so long?
Speaker 13 (14:33):
What's your rush, sugar breeches.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
I'm gonna miss my stories? You know I hate missed
my stories.
Speaker 13 (14:41):
Anything worth having is worth waiting for? And your weight
is over?
Speaker 12 (14:54):
What is the boy beats world? Is that supposed to be?
Speaker 14 (14:58):
This?
Speaker 11 (14:58):
Here is my new top of the line fashion undergarments.
Garren damn teed to make the ladies swoon.
Speaker 12 (15:05):
Looks like someone tied died Jimmy Durrante's nose.
Speaker 13 (15:12):
She told me she knew how to fail, child, I
know it.
Speaker 12 (15:24):
Where did you get that ridiculous looking banana hammock?
Speaker 13 (15:27):
At the new upscale adult lingaree store at the mall?
Speaker 12 (15:34):
Oh, Fredericks, that's one. What on earth do you hope
to accomplish?
Speaker 13 (15:46):
Lucy?
Speaker 11 (15:47):
Apart from mispronouncing Jimmy Duranny's name, you failed to understand
that I am no longer one of the commoners. I'm
no longer down home. I'm uptown, one of the elites, Lucy.
In case you've forgotten, I am dozing his most blood
fast food mascot, and I need to start living like it.
Speaker 12 (16:10):
Okay, so you're upper crusting it by getting some man pennies.
Speaker 13 (16:14):
Huh oh, that'll show up.
Speaker 11 (16:17):
And forgive me if I try to spice up our
love life a bit.
Speaker 13 (16:22):
Don't you ever get tired of seeing my tidy whities?
Speaker 12 (16:25):
No? I get tired of looking at the threadbare seat
of the racing strip skind marks. You don't see me
run it out to buy do drawers?
Speaker 11 (16:35):
Well, since you brought it up, them granny panties make
me feel like I'm getting look at the old folks home.
Speaker 12 (16:42):
Well, I'm sure not going to dip into my buttered egg,
but ever a couple of pairs of butt floss.
Speaker 11 (16:50):
See, Lucy, you're looking at it the wrong way, girl,
man panties. When I spent fifty bucks on a pair
of these things, what I's writ fifty bucks apart?
Speaker 14 (16:59):
What?
Speaker 13 (17:00):
Why? Because I'm worth it.
Speaker 11 (17:02):
You wouldn't expect to find an expensive cologne and a
but wiser bottle, would you?
Speaker 7 (17:05):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (17:06):
Of course not. I also wouldn't expect to find expensive
wrapping paper on Vina sausa.
Speaker 11 (17:18):
And how we hope you've enjoyed John Bully and Billy Playhouse.
I got you one of them brais Ears with two
top buttons dound. Tune in next time when we'll hear
the n see measurer at Fredericks of Dothan say.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 15 (17:43):
All right, give me a tack cash.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Hey man, this is Tommy Chong.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Whenever I want to get high, I don't say no.
I just listened to John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Who wrote this.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Cash.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Long Conversations we're
recorded here on the Big Show by James Gregory tribute
All morning long.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Have you spent all these years of the world like
I have? You go to some place should never be in,
like Paducah, and you try to find a particular location
that you you know, you know where you go? You
got the address? Yeah, can get out to get the
Jefferson Boulevard. Well you know where the Walmart is, don't you? No? No, see,
I got Georgia. Don't just that? No, Well, I tell
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you what you do, go to the post office and
turn left. They just don't get it. But I just
got there. You know. Hey, people who don't know how
to get some word, they'd never say I don't know.
They won't say I don't know. I wish they would.
They're just stare in the space. Jefferson Boulevard. Jefferson Boulevard, Devin,
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I know I've seen it. I know I'm saying, hey,
come here, this man's trying to find Jefferson Boulevard. They
got twelve people at the Texico station. All I tell
you know, Jefferson Boulevard. I know I've seen. Next time work,
you know, do you want the last day us? Say
tell you Let's see all right, Jersey board from here?
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You got from here? No, no, no, no no, I'm going
to Nashville first. I'm going to get my directions early,
you know. From here.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up. We
played John Boydgeforday. We getting ready to hear James Delve
into fat Ants and Baptist Death Dinners. Hang over for
a second trip you continues. First, tell you about the
prize package. Somebody will win a hat, T shirt, tumbler
and a twenty five dollars gas card from Lord Tigers.
(20:19):
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eighty fourth Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally and a custom Harley
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that is unbelievable. Just click on the Lord Tigers banner
when you go to the Big Show dot com and
make sure your name is in the hat. All right,
we'll play for that in minutes. First, more James.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Well, you know been many times over the years, I've
done impressions for you, all of come by, fat ass
right our favorite. Here's something mess they would do too,
But set that burping, just burping. We'll burp at the
burn and go, oh, I hope I feel better, Folks, supper,
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but you're so afraid that you will still be bloated
at supper time and yell out and you know they
give it to the kitchen if y'all waiting for you
a minute's not helpful. And then here's why they yell
out about thirty minutes later. Don't throw that corn bran out.
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I'll take that home with me. The Lord knows I
don't feel like cooking.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You got food?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Good?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
That's how come I like being Baptist. And don't get
me wrong, I have no criticism of this cut religion
like Catholics, you know, I mean, I'll best friends of
Catholics and God love them, but they when you comes
to how they look at fleet, it's like a cooked
you know, like a Baptist. See, man, you be your
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religion you want. I picked Baptist because we just eat butter.
We even have this thing once you're called supper over
the ground, just leather with damn grown. Everybody shows up
with something. Well, see uh if Jewish people orthodox Jewish
people won't eat poor kids, you know. And that's based
on a part of the Bible where it says you
shouldn't need to think. We'll comes from an animal will
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split hoof, or they will eat pork. And you go
into some of these Catholic church services and have that
little tiny cracker usually stale okay, and little simple white,
and that the body well whatever it is, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
But heres is not in favor.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yes, but here, but here it comes. Here comes the Baptist.
We got buggets, a chicken, we got but now a
pudding and be in church cussing about the power rates dish.
Let's say somebody's died. Baptists always show with a covered dish.
When I was loving, my brother used to hope somebody
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would die so we could eat. All right, So here's
this woman. Her husband dropped dead last night. She's torn
to pieces death completely unexpected. You got to change the
channel on the TV. Drop dead, drop deaden heart at time,
she already feels guilty because if she had to miss
place of remote control, he probably didn't be alive by
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then the funeral by they get ready it. She's been
up all night. She's sitting on the couch and here
comes Ain't Ruby. She knows this ain't Ruby because that
station wagged with a muffler. Draggon gets out. Ain't Ruby
walks it right up to her. Remember this one. This
woman's husband died a few hours ago. And why do
you think that? Ruby says, Now, look you, I gotta
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have this bowl back. There's only three cart bowl I
got and you got you gotta mark your some I'm
a word, but hord your mark? You gi me a marker?
How but this I ain't got no more.
Speaker 10 (24:08):
Three quart bowls. Like here's a warman who lost her
husband that she's gonna do. Ruby's worried about that damn
bull three years ago when Luther's cousin died. I never
got that dish back.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
You will have. They never talk about somebody to actual
they leave. Remember as they leave to talk about them,
they'll hold their tongue. Wiley's pressure. Somebody's dead. You know, Ruby,
what you think about those bait beans, Well they're real good.
They could just look a little bit less soft and
look the pinch more brown sugar. You know. Then that's
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she walks off the porch, bitch. I mean, I told you.
If that's at the funeral, halt.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
James Gregory Trevia is still to come. Wise, Elvis buried
in the backyard at Graceland and James starrs in a
role written especially for him on our playhouse. That's coming
up right now. Let's play John BOYD Jeopardy. Jump right
in here. Until the late nineteen forties, American movies that
were released in Japan had to have scenes that contain
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this removed because it was considered unclean, immodest, improper, ungraceful,
and highly likely to spread disease.
Speaker 13 (25:31):
What are potties?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Potties?
Speaker 14 (25:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yes, I think I think you're spending too much time
with your nephew. Am I one ain't underd big show
you told free lone across America. Come on and play
John BOYD Jeopardy next. Good Monday morning. It's a Big
(26:13):
Show on the radio. Today's feature track for the Big Show.
Bit Box, get mister Rubar, Breakfast with the Springtime Moles,
SERGEBRIGGI words, Breakfast, molest the Big Box at the Big
Show dot Com. Right now, let's play ye live across America.
(26:34):
It's John Boy Japany and now your host. The Japanese
once considered him unclean, immodest, improper, ungraceful, and highly likely
to spread bad toe.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Let's say hated. David out of Clayton, Georgia. Good morning, David.
Speaker 12 (26:56):
Well, good morning guys.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Have you got the first shot at John Boydjeopardy this morning?
What did the Japanese there have had to remove from
American movies because it was considered unclean and modest, improper, ungraceful,
and highly likely to spread disease? Man, I ain't got
no idea, and I ain't got no way to google it, honest, man,
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I'm dancing. You say dancing. That might be a good guess,
is it dancing?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Well?
Speaker 14 (27:35):
If it was dirty, I'm on, John Boy.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
There's something John Boys, There's something I boys wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Can I do it?
Speaker 14 (27:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Of course I'd like to give a shout out. Okay,
here you go in his mind, that was hilarious.
Speaker 13 (27:54):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I appreciated it, man, you got that offie chairs there, David.
We appreciate you, buddy. All right, have a good one. Man.
Let's go to another David. This one is in Sair Place,
South Carolina. Wow, David, is that you, yes, sir? And
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where are you sair play?
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Yeah, on the border of Georgia.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Okay, you down there South South Carolina. All right, buddy.
Well we've been trying to find out what the Japanese
scenes were removed from American movies because you know it
was inky kissing kissing. Well, let's see.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Have that.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Well, David, you did it, buddy. You got the big
old lawn Tiger's prize pack. Head down the Sad Place,
South Carolina.
Speaker 14 (29:05):
Thank you very much, so first time call it?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
All right, Bardiica.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
I get a shout out to my brother in law
Chickle in Nalls, Ohio, my son Dakota, Alexander Wicken Austen.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
And Josh slow Is Anderson so Cary learning.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
To help back.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
All right, man, why more?
Speaker 14 (29:27):
It made my mom in heaven all right?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Well, not nice. I appreciate you and yours listen to
the Big Show. Thank you sir. Do you guys have
a great day? All right?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
My main.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
By the many hour to of your news. Right on
the other side, still dug up in the time capsures
James frag real ride last year. Good morning, Big Show's
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on the radio. This is our James Gregory tribute show,
going over topics we have covered with James here on
the Big Show for the first time, delves into the
lottery and how that takes him off. When we start
off in Memphis.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Have you been to Memphis? Have you been in Graceland?
So you've been there. I'm glad in case the listeners
don't believe me. I didn't know what's I visited. But
Elvis is buried in the backyard. I'm going this was
the key to Rocky roll, not like Hapster. You know,
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his whole family is buried a bat four of them.
Now you know they could not have been Baptist. We
wouldn't do bad. Could you see us talking on the fold?
You know, well, I'm certain to hear that George died.
We'll build our Sunday if he wants to bring yeah
shovel I be come out.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
O man, that's gonna sell James Gregory and the studio.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Of something rock quick lost. I'm not going on this
subject too much. Y'all talk to you guys over the
years about these crazy lottery winners. Right I brought you
in that. This is a magazine article. This is a story.
Remember that lady a couple of weeks ago won the
Here's what she's getting. She's getting fifty point four million
after taxes, not over twenty years, right now, right now.
(31:55):
She took her cash option right now. Here's a quote
from this article. It said quotes one thing Pharaoh, that's
the fat woman that won. One thing that Pharaoh won't
do is quit her nine dollars hour job. It's right here,
(32:16):
it's right here. It's right here, it's right here. Just
like the slap. I got to hit her, just hit her.
Why did you buy the damn tea? What is this? See?
I stand? That's got to be a couse of the mind.
I don't know. I got kin people that way. I
got kid folks out of working for a six fifteen
(32:37):
hour okay, And they won't buy a lottery ticket until
they reaches fifteen million, and they go when that's worth
my wall. But see one way a minute. We've all
got one relative in our family, one close relative that
is so stupid. We all got the one. It's the
same relative that keeps missing the five o'clock news because
you don't know what time it comes down there. My
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uncle's that were his dream in life is to own
a two story mobile hall. And so I believe in those.
I believe it. I got those. Now, he goes, it's
about time for those of us who's got money. He
found out a job application where says yourst relative, he
put twelve miles, he always says, in case of emergency college,
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but like one one you do. He loved listen, he
loved He loved the Muppets on TV. Miss Peggy would
come on the TV screen. This is a grown man. Now,
he go, I bet you that's not a real pig.
And you know why you're aggravating because you can't argue
(33:45):
with it. What I believe you're right about that? Well,
hell yeah, right, be round pigs all my life. A
real pig wouldn't wear a dressed like that. I mean
he gets all roundup. You know you listen, you had
to have these public service announcements, have a commercial like
to promote a movie coming soon to a theater near you.
(34:05):
He's got the hand. The hell they know we're on,
but we all got those people are rats that I
turned out to be the intellect that I don't want
to play.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Good Morning, Litten make Shaw on the radio, James Gregory
tribute shows Playhouse of the Parts, especially just for James action.
Speaker 16 (35:05):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode one
night after Supper. As our story opens, Leland and Gregory
and his wife Mavis are just finishing up their evening meal.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Lord, Lord, Lord, I hate more than I planned it.
Madis where's that TV got? I just find out what
time that rast is coming up?
Speaker 13 (35:30):
I shouldna where the TV guy is.
Speaker 12 (35:32):
You're the only one around here that has time to
watch TV.
Speaker 13 (35:35):
I'm always running around picking up after you.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
I hear it is. Let me see eight o'clock fifty eight,
and maybe it's worth a remote.
Speaker 12 (35:44):
Don't you start with me? Leland?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
If you'd wait a few minutes, I'd held with him.
Speaker 14 (35:48):
Dish.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
I just feel so light hit bet you. My blood
pressures up again and my feet hurt. God, I hate
you with my feet hurt. He'll wait a minute. I
have an addition to that. Man, may as you don't
(36:11):
get the fire all, hell I get Hello. Well, hey, grandma,
how you doing? Is that right? Sartay? Hear that you
told her we'll soak it. Yeah, that's what I do,
(36:36):
warm water, e salt, you soak your foot. I know
you told me not your foot, but you told on
your foot. Yeah. We just got through eating. You know.
I just can't lose weight, no matter, no matter what
I did. Now, I'm good in mind to change doctors.
(37:00):
The one I'm going today give me any nother good?
What you mean why they eat for supper half half
just half what they usually do? Yeah, half a bucket.
No doctor said I need to cut down on the fat,
and I die. So I switch to them snack wells.
(37:22):
They taste almost as good as a real cookie. He
don't want me to have real cookies. Snack well damn
you can't hear you told her? Yeah? I go through
five or six boxes of them cookies a day. Well,
(37:42):
the fact free, Hell, I tell you what. First thing tomorrow,
I'm gonna die, well, cat tomorrow, Tomorrow we're going to
crack a barrel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe this is in
the kitchen cleaning up. You know how she is, walks
around that sorry look on her face. Yeah, hell, all
(38:03):
the time, complain about how nobody appreciates her. I know,
I know you tried to tell me not to marriage.
I should have listened to you. I remember my wedding
day you come up to me and says, boy, you
just made the biggest mistake of your life. That right
there is the meanest girl that God the will put
on face or I never forget that. That's what you said.
(38:26):
That's what you said. You said you're gonna regret this
day to the day you die. And you were right.
Been twenty five years of misery, damn misery. Do what
got a divorce? Hell? Now hanging the divorce? Give her
half everything I got. And besides, I couldn't start dating
(38:48):
to get at my age. Don't think so now at
this point, I just take it out to them.
Speaker 13 (38:55):
I thought you was going to help me with this.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Ah, Hell, I gotta go a's mayvis. How did you
get about the damn dishes I got to eat? That
help with the dishes might be in a damn army.
Do I hold on for just a second, manus what
your grandmother's out in the fire.
Speaker 16 (39:23):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Chill down again.
Speaker 16 (39:28):
Next time we're hear the crusty old bus boy at Cracker.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Barrel today, Dick Man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
I'll tell you this, mister John Boy or whatever your
name is. I'll tell you this, mister Syndication, or whatever
your name is. There will be no stupid quiz in heaven.
Speaker 14 (39:54):
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Good morning. Listen James Gregory Tribute Big Show. I know
a lot of y'all about James, like weeded man. Just
what the buzz? Guys? Ever, we're halfway through the show.
We still got a bunch more than goes. Tell you
about the John Won'billy Late Rogers podcast. If we go
ahead to leave us, are you missing the first part
of the show. Wherever you get your podcasts, make it easy.
(40:51):
Subscribe to us with a free iHeartRadio app. We gotta
set up for you at the Big Show dot com.
We've got a lot of good stuff. Just getting into
his fat relatives after eating.
Speaker 13 (41:09):
Was requested.
Speaker 9 (41:11):
Set up for you, alright, Dan, Well, we got here
for James coming up.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Another idiot wins the lottery James was a jinx to
doctors ten minutes big show rolls on
Good morning. You got a big show on already, all
more chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve racking they are. I don't even complain when they
(00:28):
make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hits talking.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I'ming out on me this Monday morning, June tenth. This
is a big show on the radio. All right, yeah, okay, okay,
turn that down a little bit. Let me get everything right.
That'd be great, and I'm gonna mash. I'm gonna mess.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
She's gone.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
No, that was the wrong book.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Sorry, that was my many ties like, oh it'll be odday.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Let's say all right, okay, we got everything planned out today,
A great show for you, and that's why screwing him
up up and just way too prepared here. So our
tribute show to James Gregory, as we told you on Friday,
is what we're gonna do. Entire show James in the
(02:19):
Big Show studio. Of course, for those of you who
don't know, James passed away at age seventy eight a
few weeks ago from cardiac complications, so of course our friend.
They're often considered a Southern comedian, he never used the
term in his performances, and in fact work frequently across
North America doing what he called down home common sense humor.
(02:44):
A lot of our Big Show listeners heard about James
for the first time right here, and was talking to
Doug Rice last week about this, and he ever goes
to comedy shows, but he had to go see James
and said to this day he didn't think he's ever
laughed at hard. Right, that's the way it is. So
we got some of james best. He's gonna explain why
he hates to fly and why you should too at
(03:05):
the bottom of the hour, little kick things off. All right,
we got our three dates in history, we got our
first prize pack out and get that winning begin and
that's next on the list. Big Shows on the Radio,
Good Morning, Big Shows on the Radio start things all
playing for bullsnot prize pack. How about one hundred and
twenty dollars were the bullsnot cleaning products made in the USA.
(03:27):
Our truck drivers keep America moving, and bullsnot make sure
they look good doing it. Fine, bullsnot at truck stops
across America. I ain't click on that, lenk when you
hit the Big Show dot com. Listen up right here,
you wait, think about our three dates in history, get
our categories winning.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
That's a plan.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Nineteen sixty seven, June tenth, the world's first horse motel
was open Paul Wayne Biggs, Marshville, Missouri. The motel was
one hundred feet long, eighty nine feet wide, and could
hold up to forty horses. We call them barns. The
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special the Luxury horse Suite. So okay, cost seven bucks
a night. What year was this? This was nineteen sixty seven?
All right, not so bad? We wed o two. A
man in Germany was charged with assaulting a police officer
with his underpants. Rested for traveling on a train without
(04:28):
a ticket, suspect was waiting at the police station. He
suddenly stripped and beginning hitting an officer repeatedly in the face.
With his underpants. They were listed in the charge as
a weapon.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Well, of course, I've seen slaps with gloves before.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It would be more interesting if that was the tradition.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
You had to strip down and hit the guy with
your underwing.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Anythink good way too. But finally, oh five, in a
lawsuit against the tobacco industry, the US government scaled back
its demands for penalties from one hundred and thirty billion
to ten billion. The government had asked for the larger
sum to help forty five million American smokers quit the habits.
The thing about habits there that'll do us for our
(05:15):
three categories one eight hundred Big Shows. You told free line,
we read it. Play out Bursts.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
Next good Monday morning, Big Show's on the radio with
(05:50):
our feature track from the Big Show Box Mister Rubarb,
Breakfast with a springtime moles.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Search for gee words, Breakfast mold to hit the Big
Box at the Big Show that.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Outburst. Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
John Boy and Billy to give your prizes from the
Big Prize Pa. Let's go contested number one. This should
really be a lot of fun when you're playing Upburst.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time. You have a big shots.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Let's say, hey, Scott from along it's South Carolina, we
have shot.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Good morning Scott, Good morning, big show crew. Hello buddy,
welcome in here. All right, let's get you to these
three categories and get you in a bull snot prize
back Scott, all right, five seconds, give us three hotel chains.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
Ready, go uh howdy in Hyatt and Marriott bamp.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Now we would like three transportations that require a ticket.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Ready go.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Planes, trains and buses.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Lamp and for the wind. Three bad habits. Ready, go.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Smoking, biting your nails and picking your nose.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Asssity anything. Who you are, Scott, You did it, buddy,
one hundred twenty dollars worth of bulls not probably head
down the long for you. Woo bye.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Hey, Can I do a quick shout out?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Of course you can.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I just want to save by my beautiful wife and
all the other school teachers. Y'all enjoy your summer break
because y'all deserve it.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That truth. Alright, good, thank you, buddy. Hang on with
Jagge bottom of the hour and top of your news.
Right on the other side, James, record tribute, blaining why
he hates the flying.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
You should too.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Good morning, there's a big shawl the radio James Gregory
tribute show all morning along. You knew, James, you knew
that she wasn't that keen on air travel.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
I fly once a year just to catch up on
my drinking and my praying. You know, but it's scary,
yuh there, you do. See. I'm a big supporter for
I don't like this deregulation. Deregulation brought the air farres
way down because they compete with each other. You know.
I want the air fires up to keep the riff
raft off the plane. These little people that used to
(09:35):
be on the bus, you know, they come all they
have their luggage's in the paper sack. You know what
I'm talking about. Okay, they're looking for a peanut machine.
You know, because when you travel, you have traveled by bus.
Oh my god, you know I thought that did they
stop every like forty five miles to a vending machine?
You know? So you tell it so the first time
on a plane. That make me nervous. You know, I
(09:56):
always tell I always talk to the mother. I said,
is that baby screaming? Three hours bother you. I didn't notice.
The mama never notices, you know, it's just another of
three other people, you know that. But when I board
the plane, I kind of look like as I'm going,
because I travel coach, I said. At the back, I'm
in the big money, you know. I know you've had
comedians on here before who were real successful. You had
(10:17):
bus and Killer Bees, Rodney. They're up front. I'm in
the back of the plank, you know, and which you
really I belong as, I don't mind. But as I'm
walking through the plane, I like to see a lot
of young people and kids because I'm fearing God let
this one come down. But when I get on there,
it's just grunty, old, bigger sales money, you know. You know,
(10:39):
God don't care all this one. This is gonna be
in trouble right here, you know. So I'd rather be
all that with a bunch of little kids. You know,
I feel safer. It's it's a painting the butt, but
it's safer, you.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Know.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
You know, as a man that has my time on
this and I travel, I remember I've been talking about
this years ago, before all this trouble started. You know,
you got the MD eighty with this engine that keeps
falling off. Nobody knows why the FAA. It's a malfunction
that airplane's toilet waste disposal system. I mean somebody flush
to come old. The motor fell off. You got Northwest
some years ago had trouble with the pilots that are
(11:10):
drinking under controls, remember that, So we got drunk pilots.
We got motors that won't stay on. You would think
when these health nuts boarded a plane just once, they
would say to the flight attendant, how about that motor?
Is it on tipe? I mean they never asked you
about that. It's like I believe someone up here just
lit up. I mean, yes, me, I want one last
mooke before with the mountain, do you mind? I mean,
you know and see everything that tells us about the
(11:32):
safety of a plane, if you really analyze it, it's
not for our safety, is to make us feel better
psychologically about being up there. Like the auction mask, if
we need, it's gonna pop dow out of the ceiling.
I've never seen it. I don't believe it's up there.
Then let's say if it does pop down for us
to breathe first, listen to this John, breathe first before
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we hand it to the person next to us. Well, hell,
I'm gonna do that, Eyhow now, Scot, I just can't
see myself looking at somebody that I don't even know
it goes. Look, you know I don't have nothing for
Why don't you breathe? Ye have the flotation seat? Oh lord,
oh they brag about it. That's the case. You will
down give the ocean two flights out of one hundred,
(12:15):
go over the ocean ninety eight out of one hundred.
Stay right here. If you in Georgia fly to North Carolina,
they'll tell you by the seat that's going to float
outstead of going. This must not be a direct flight.
I mean, if you want to make me, had be
shown me a seat that's gonna bounce out of a
corn feedtle. I mean, let's get real on this. You
know what about.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
You?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
How people will do there? They're Colle's Airlines looking for
the best far of the best, fair you know, and
then a hang the phone and cheer like a high five. Everybody,
TAPA thirty nine dollars. A bus won't take you there
for the thirty nine dollars. If a plane can take
you to Tapa for thirty nine dollars. Don't get on
the plot. The choice between overhauling the engine of cutting
(12:54):
their fairs. They cut the ticket, Friz. I'm telling you
this cutting out. It is tuned up, you know, for
the highest rate. You know, that's the safest plane. You know.
Now you know they'll serve peanuts no more. They had
to switch to pretzels. And this is because you probably
read about this day some people who allergic to peanuts
and they get sick even if a person three rows
(13:15):
away opens a back of peanuts. So I can't smoke.
Now I can't have my peanuts, and people make fun
of me for driving three thousand miles. I'm along on
the highway. I can pee in my car if I
want anything. I want to, you know, eat burgers, throw
the mustard on the sea, pull the rest area, and
people still make fun of me. I'm behind the times,
you know, well, so be it. I'm a happy guy,
(13:37):
you know.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Good morning, make sholl the radio for you. Monday, June
tam Action.
Speaker 11 (14:13):
Hello friends, your old pal bird Fern Here with another
taint rippling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode fancy Pants as our story opens, Ricky b Sharp
is preparing a fashion show for his wife, Lucy Recky.
Speaker 12 (14:30):
What in the world is taken so long?
Speaker 13 (14:33):
What's your rush, sugar breeches.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
I'm gonna miss my stories? You know I hate missed
my stories.
Speaker 13 (14:41):
Anything worth having is worth waiting for? And your weight
is over?
Speaker 12 (14:54):
What is the boy beats world? Is that supposed to be?
Speaker 14 (14:58):
This?
Speaker 11 (14:58):
Here is my new top of the line fashion undergarments.
Garren damn teed to make the ladies swoon.
Speaker 12 (15:05):
Looks like someone tied died Jimmy Durrante's nose.
Speaker 13 (15:12):
She told me she knew how to fail, child, I
know it.
Speaker 12 (15:24):
Where did you get that ridiculous looking banana hammock?
Speaker 13 (15:27):
At the new upscale adult lingaree store at the mall?
Speaker 12 (15:34):
Oh, Fredericks, that's one. What on earth do you hope
to accomplish?
Speaker 13 (15:46):
Lucy?
Speaker 11 (15:47):
Apart from mispronouncing Jimmy Duranny's name, you failed to understand
that I am no longer one of the commoners. I'm
no longer down home. I'm uptown, one of the elites, Lucy.
In case you've forgotten, I am dozing his most blood
fast food mascot, and I need to start living like it.
Speaker 12 (16:10):
Okay, so you're upper crusting it by getting some man pennies.
Speaker 13 (16:14):
Huh oh, that'll show up.
Speaker 11 (16:17):
And forgive me if I try to spice up our
love life a bit.
Speaker 13 (16:22):
Don't you ever get tired of seeing my tidy whities?
Speaker 12 (16:25):
No? I get tired of looking at the threadbare seat
of the racing strip skind marks. You don't see me
run it out to buy do drawers?
Speaker 11 (16:35):
Well, since you brought it up, them granny panties make
me feel like I'm getting look at the old folks home.
Speaker 12 (16:42):
Well, I'm sure not going to dip into my buttered egg,
but ever a couple of pairs of butt floss.
Speaker 11 (16:50):
See, Lucy, you're looking at it the wrong way, girl,
man panties. When I spent fifty bucks on a pair
of these things, what I's writ fifty bucks apart?
Speaker 14 (16:59):
What?
Speaker 13 (17:00):
Why? Because I'm worth it.
Speaker 11 (17:02):
You wouldn't expect to find an expensive cologne and a
but wiser bottle, would you?
Speaker 7 (17:05):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (17:06):
Of course not. I also wouldn't expect to find expensive
wrapping paper on Vina sausa.
Speaker 11 (17:18):
And how we hope you've enjoyed John Bully and Billy Playhouse.
I got you one of them brais Ears with two
top buttons dound. Tune in next time when we'll hear
the n see measurer at Fredericks of Dothan say.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 15 (17:43):
All right, give me a tack cash.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Hey man, this is Tommy Chong.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Whenever I want to get high, I don't say no.
I just listened to John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Who wrote this.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Cash.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Long Conversations we're
recorded here on the Big Show by James Gregory tribute
All morning long.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Have you spent all these years of the world like
I have? You go to some place should never be in,
like Paducah, and you try to find a particular location
that you you know, you know where you go? You
got the address? Yeah, can get out to get the
Jefferson Boulevard. Well you know where the Walmart is, don't you? No? No, see,
I got Georgia. Don't just that? No, Well, I tell
(19:04):
you what you do, go to the post office and
turn left. They just don't get it. But I just
got there. You know. Hey, people who don't know how
to get some word, they'd never say I don't know.
They won't say I don't know. I wish they would.
They're just stare in the space. Jefferson Boulevard. Jefferson Boulevard, Devin,
(19:24):
I know I've seen it. I know I'm saying, hey,
come here, this man's trying to find Jefferson Boulevard. They
got twelve people at the Texico station. All I tell
you know, Jefferson Boulevard. I know I've seen. Next time work,
you know, do you want the last day us? Say
tell you Let's see all right, Jersey board from here?
(19:47):
You got from here? No, no, no, no no, I'm going
to Nashville first. I'm going to get my directions early,
you know. From here.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up. We
played John Boydgeforday. We getting ready to hear James Delve
into fat Ants and Baptist Death Dinners. Hang over for
a second trip you continues. First, tell you about the
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and a twenty five dollars gas card from Lord Tigers.
(20:19):
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we'll play for that in minutes. First, more James.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Well, you know been many times over the years, I've
done impressions for you, all of come by, fat ass
right our favorite. Here's something mess they would do too,
But set that burping, just burping. We'll burp at the
burn and go, oh, I hope I feel better, Folks, supper,
(21:03):
but you're so afraid that you will still be bloated
at supper time and yell out and you know they
give it to the kitchen if y'all waiting for you
a minute's not helpful. And then here's why they yell
out about thirty minutes later. Don't throw that corn bran out.
(21:28):
I'll take that home with me. The Lord knows I
don't feel like cooking.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You got food?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Good?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
That's how come I like being Baptist. And don't get
me wrong, I have no criticism of this cut religion
like Catholics, you know, I mean, I'll best friends of
Catholics and God love them, but they when you comes
to how they look at fleet, it's like a cooked
you know, like a Baptist. See, man, you be your
(22:00):
religion you want. I picked Baptist because we just eat butter.
We even have this thing once you're called supper over
the ground, just leather with damn grown. Everybody shows up
with something. Well, see uh if Jewish people orthodox Jewish
people won't eat poor kids, you know. And that's based
on a part of the Bible where it says you
shouldn't need to think. We'll comes from an animal will
(22:21):
split hoof, or they will eat pork. And you go
into some of these Catholic church services and have that
little tiny cracker usually stale okay, and little simple white,
and that the body well whatever it is, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
But heres is not in favor.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yes, but here, but here it comes. Here comes the Baptist.
We got buggets, a chicken, we got but now a
pudding and be in church cussing about the power rates dish.
Let's say somebody's died. Baptists always show with a covered dish.
When I was loving, my brother used to hope somebody
(23:05):
would die so we could eat. All right, So here's
this woman. Her husband dropped dead last night. She's torn
to pieces death completely unexpected. You got to change the
channel on the TV. Drop dead, drop deaden heart at time,
she already feels guilty because if she had to miss
place of remote control, he probably didn't be alive by
(23:29):
then the funeral by they get ready it. She's been
up all night. She's sitting on the couch and here
comes Ain't Ruby. She knows this ain't Ruby because that
station wagged with a muffler. Draggon gets out. Ain't Ruby
walks it right up to her. Remember this one. This
woman's husband died a few hours ago. And why do
you think that? Ruby says, Now, look you, I gotta
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have this bowl back. There's only three cart bowl I
got and you got you gotta mark your some I'm
a word, but hord your mark? You gi me a marker?
How but this I ain't got no more.
Speaker 10 (24:08):
Three quart bowls. Like here's a warman who lost her
husband that she's gonna do. Ruby's worried about that damn
bull three years ago when Luther's cousin died. I never
got that dish back.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
You will have. They never talk about somebody to actual
they leave. Remember as they leave to talk about them,
they'll hold their tongue. Wiley's pressure. Somebody's dead. You know, Ruby,
what you think about those bait beans, Well they're real good.
They could just look a little bit less soft and
look the pinch more brown sugar. You know. Then that's
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she walks off the porch, bitch. I mean, I told you.
If that's at the funeral, halt.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
James Gregory Trevia is still to come. Wise, Elvis buried
in the backyard at Graceland and James starrs in a
role written especially for him on our playhouse. That's coming
up right now. Let's play John BOYD Jeopardy. Jump right
in here. Until the late nineteen forties, American movies that
were released in Japan had to have scenes that contain
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this removed because it was considered unclean, immodest, improper, ungraceful,
and highly likely to spread disease.
Speaker 13 (25:31):
What are potties?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Potties?
Speaker 14 (25:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yes, I think I think you're spending too much time
with your nephew. Am I one ain't underd big show
you told free lone across America. Come on and play
John BOYD Jeopardy next. Good Monday morning. It's a Big
(26:13):
Show on the radio. Today's feature track for the Big Show.
Bit Box, get mister Rubar, Breakfast with the Springtime Moles,
SERGEBRIGGI words, Breakfast, molest the Big Box at the Big
Show dot Com. Right now, let's play ye live across America.
(26:34):
It's John Boy Japany and now your host. The Japanese
once considered him unclean, immodest, improper, ungraceful, and highly likely
to spread bad toe.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Let's say hated. David out of Clayton, Georgia. Good morning, David.
Speaker 12 (26:56):
Well, good morning guys.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Have you got the first shot at John Boydjeopardy this morning?
What did the Japanese there have had to remove from
American movies because it was considered unclean and modest, improper, ungraceful,
and highly likely to spread disease? Man, I ain't got
no idea, and I ain't got no way to google it, honest, man,
(27:23):
I'm dancing. You say dancing. That might be a good guess,
is it dancing?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Well?
Speaker 14 (27:35):
If it was dirty, I'm on, John Boy.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
There's something John Boys, There's something I boys wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Can I do it?
Speaker 14 (27:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Of course I'd like to give a shout out. Okay,
here you go in his mind, that was hilarious.
Speaker 13 (27:54):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I appreciated it, man, you got that offie chairs there, David.
We appreciate you, buddy. All right, have a good one. Man.
Let's go to another David. This one is in Sair Place,
South Carolina. Wow, David, is that you, yes, sir? And
(28:21):
where are you sair play?
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Yeah, on the border of Georgia.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Okay, you down there South South Carolina. All right, buddy.
Well we've been trying to find out what the Japanese
scenes were removed from American movies because you know it
was inky kissing kissing. Well, let's see.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Have that.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Well, David, you did it, buddy. You got the big
old lawn Tiger's prize pack. Head down the Sad Place,
South Carolina.
Speaker 14 (29:05):
Thank you very much, so first time call it?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
All right, Bardiica.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
I get a shout out to my brother in law
Chickle in Nalls, Ohio, my son Dakota, Alexander Wicken Austen.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
And Josh slow Is Anderson so Cary learning.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
To help back.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
All right, man, why more?
Speaker 14 (29:27):
It made my mom in heaven all right?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Well, not nice. I appreciate you and yours listen to
the Big Show. Thank you sir. Do you guys have
a great day? All right?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
My main.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
By the many hour to of your news. Right on
the other side, still dug up in the time capsures
James frag real ride last year. Good morning, Big Show's
(30:29):
on the radio. This is our James Gregory tribute show,
going over topics we have covered with James here on
the Big Show for the first time, delves into the
lottery and how that takes him off. When we start
off in Memphis.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Have you been to Memphis? Have you been in Graceland?
So you've been there. I'm glad in case the listeners
don't believe me. I didn't know what's I visited. But
Elvis is buried in the backyard. I'm going this was
the key to Rocky roll, not like Hapster. You know,
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his whole family is buried a bat four of them.
Now you know they could not have been Baptist. We
wouldn't do bad. Could you see us talking on the fold?
You know, well, I'm certain to hear that George died.
We'll build our Sunday if he wants to bring yeah
shovel I be come out.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
O man, that's gonna sell James Gregory and the studio.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Of something rock quick lost. I'm not going on this
subject too much. Y'all talk to you guys over the
years about these crazy lottery winners. Right I brought you
in that. This is a magazine article. This is a story.
Remember that lady a couple of weeks ago won the
Here's what she's getting. She's getting fifty point four million
after taxes, not over twenty years, right now, right now.
(31:55):
She took her cash option right now. Here's a quote
from this article. It said quotes one thing Pharaoh, that's
the fat woman that won. One thing that Pharaoh won't
do is quit her nine dollars hour job. It's right here,
(32:16):
it's right here. It's right here, it's right here. Just
like the slap. I got to hit her, just hit her.
Why did you buy the damn tea? What is this? See?
I stand? That's got to be a couse of the mind.
I don't know. I got kin people that way. I
got kid folks out of working for a six fifteen
(32:37):
hour okay, And they won't buy a lottery ticket until
they reaches fifteen million, and they go when that's worth
my wall. But see one way a minute. We've all
got one relative in our family, one close relative that
is so stupid. We all got the one. It's the
same relative that keeps missing the five o'clock news because
you don't know what time it comes down there. My
(33:01):
uncle's that were his dream in life is to own
a two story mobile hall. And so I believe in those.
I believe it. I got those. Now, he goes, it's
about time for those of us who's got money. He
found out a job application where says yourst relative, he
put twelve miles, he always says, in case of emergency college,
(33:24):
but like one one you do. He loved listen, he
loved He loved the Muppets on TV. Miss Peggy would
come on the TV screen. This is a grown man. Now,
he go, I bet you that's not a real pig.
And you know why you're aggravating because you can't argue
(33:45):
with it. What I believe you're right about that? Well,
hell yeah, right, be round pigs all my life. A
real pig wouldn't wear a dressed like that. I mean
he gets all roundup. You know you listen, you had
to have these public service announcements, have a commercial like
to promote a movie coming soon to a theater near you.
(34:05):
He's got the hand. The hell they know we're on,
but we all got those people are rats that I
turned out to be the intellect that I don't want
to play.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Good Morning, Litten make Shaw on the radio, James Gregory
tribute shows Playhouse of the Parts, especially just for James action.
Speaker 16 (35:05):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode one
night after Supper. As our story opens, Leland and Gregory
and his wife Mavis are just finishing up their evening meal.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Lord, Lord, Lord, I hate more than I planned it.
Madis where's that TV got? I just find out what
time that rast is coming up?
Speaker 13 (35:30):
I shouldna where the TV guy is.
Speaker 12 (35:32):
You're the only one around here that has time to
watch TV.
Speaker 13 (35:35):
I'm always running around picking up after you.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
I hear it is. Let me see eight o'clock fifty eight,
and maybe it's worth a remote.
Speaker 12 (35:44):
Don't you start with me? Leland?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
If you'd wait a few minutes, I'd held with him.
Speaker 14 (35:48):
Dish.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
I just feel so light hit bet you. My blood
pressures up again and my feet hurt. God, I hate
you with my feet hurt. He'll wait a minute. I
have an addition to that. Man, may as you don't
(36:11):
get the fire all, hell I get Hello. Well, hey, grandma,
how you doing? Is that right? Sartay? Hear that you
told her we'll soak it. Yeah, that's what I do,
(36:36):
warm water, e salt, you soak your foot. I know
you told me not your foot, but you told on
your foot. Yeah. We just got through eating. You know.
I just can't lose weight, no matter, no matter what
I did. Now, I'm good in mind to change doctors.
(37:00):
The one I'm going today give me any nother good?
What you mean why they eat for supper half half
just half what they usually do? Yeah, half a bucket.
No doctor said I need to cut down on the fat,
and I die. So I switch to them snack wells.
(37:22):
They taste almost as good as a real cookie. He
don't want me to have real cookies. Snack well damn
you can't hear you told her? Yeah? I go through
five or six boxes of them cookies a day. Well,
(37:42):
the fact free, Hell, I tell you what. First thing tomorrow,
I'm gonna die, well, cat tomorrow, Tomorrow we're going to
crack a barrel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe this is in
the kitchen cleaning up. You know how she is, walks
around that sorry look on her face. Yeah, hell, all
(38:03):
the time, complain about how nobody appreciates her. I know,
I know you tried to tell me not to marriage.
I should have listened to you. I remember my wedding
day you come up to me and says, boy, you
just made the biggest mistake of your life. That right
there is the meanest girl that God the will put
on face or I never forget that. That's what you said.
(38:26):
That's what you said. You said you're gonna regret this
day to the day you die. And you were right.
Been twenty five years of misery, damn misery. Do what
got a divorce? Hell? Now hanging the divorce? Give her
half everything I got. And besides, I couldn't start dating
(38:48):
to get at my age. Don't think so now at
this point, I just take it out to them.
Speaker 13 (38:55):
I thought you was going to help me with this.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Ah, Hell, I gotta go a's mayvis. How did you
get about the damn dishes I got to eat? That
help with the dishes might be in a damn army.
Do I hold on for just a second, manus what
your grandmother's out in the fire.
Speaker 16 (39:23):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Chill down again.
Speaker 16 (39:28):
Next time we're hear the crusty old bus boy at Cracker.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Barrel today, Dick Man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
I'll tell you this, mister John Boy or whatever your
name is. I'll tell you this, mister Syndication, or whatever
your name is. There will be no stupid quiz in heaven.
Speaker 14 (39:54):
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Good morning. Listen James Gregory Tribute Big Show. I know
a lot of y'all about James, like weeded man. Just
what the buzz? Guys? Ever, we're halfway through the show.
We still got a bunch more than goes. Tell you
about the John Won'billy Late Rogers podcast. If we go
ahead to leave us, are you missing the first part
of the show. Wherever you get your podcasts, make it easy.
(40:51):
Subscribe to us with a free iHeartRadio app. We gotta
set up for you at the Big Show dot com.
We've got a lot of good stuff. Just getting into
his fat relatives after eating.
Speaker 13 (41:09):
Was requested.
Speaker 9 (41:11):
Set up for you, alright, Dan, Well, we got here
for James coming up.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Another idiot wins the lottery James was a jinx to
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