February 3, 2025 • 46 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Randy’s sister is having a birthday.. - Mr. Sulu plays spokesman for Old Spice.. - Rev Billy Ray Collins takes to the pulpit to invite all to his now annual Super Salvation Bowl gathering for the big game.. - Astronerd tries out his Star Trek material.. - The Grumpy Old Man goes off the rails over sex education.. - and Murray shares some of the screenplay ideas his nephew Sherman has cooked up…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
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Sorry but a brain transplanted a little lot of my league.
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But I'll take a whack at it. I mean, what
could it?
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He gagaoodle up and at on.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It is Monday, Fabruary third, and you got the Big
Sea on the radio. Is getting your here Monday morning,
Dada lay is only I gotta watch remembering Gene Wilder,
so I gotta write that down. I'll never remember that
by the time we finished, all right, So remembering Gene Wilder. Now,
(01:34):
why do I have to watch it?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
It's just because you're such You're we're such Blazing Saddles fans, right,
and and just hearing about Jean's career and how he
met up with mel Brooks and then how he got
into doing his part in Blazing Saddles and stuff. It's
just it's a it's a wonderful story.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
It's a wonderful Gene Wilder was in Young Frankenstein and
Mail Brooks stuff. So and of course he's passed away.
And it was this other people talking about his live
or clips.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, it's photos, it's interviews, it's film clips, and it's
actually Jeane's voice. I guess at some point he narrated
his own autobiography and so you hear him describing. So
as he's describing things, they have the visuals to go
along with it. And then interviews with mel Brooks and
other actors.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And he was married to was a Gilda Radner from
Stay Yes, and she passed away from cancer.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, she had a very cancer. And then he found
love again later later in life and with her.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
All right, so we all so we're all remembering Gene
Wilder Wilder. What is it all?
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Netflix?
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Netflix? All right? What watch? You can't turn it off.
She's always working work work, work, work, work, work, work
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Hello, boys, have a good night's rest.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I missed you.
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world's first commercial cheese factory was established in Switzerland. Switch
and lois famous for cheese. I never really put this camers.
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Speaker 5 (03:56):
Then?
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No world commercials and cheese all right. Three seventeen year
old Jamie Wass of Clatton on c England passed his
driving tests on the second trial week after being carjacked
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during the first test in the same car. He said
he was more nervous the second time. I guess carjack
all right. Then finally, twenty twenty, the cruise ship Diamond
Princess with thirty seven hundred passengers were quarantine in Yokohama Port,
(04:38):
Japan after cases of COVID nineteen were found on board.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Imagine being stuck on a cruise line to for weeks.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Yes, Mike, we were stuck on one and everybody was sick.
Remember we were trying to challenge the Bermuda Triangle to
the y'all so do that.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, if they let you off afterwards. These folks were
stuck there.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It felt like Bermuda was moving.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
And Johnny had opted to take the very top penthouse
had all glass surrounding front, and we were in like.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Fifty sixty foot seas.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
It was crazy, and the and the boat would go
way up and then right down, and.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
He's up there like a pendulum. I was having to
hold on to the beds all that wouldn't throw me
out of bed Drew. I mean, I've been in some
rough seas, but that until you and then the higher
you go, I was the bridge. I can look out
my window like he becomes. It could like step out
kind of me and see the bridge. Okay, so we
(05:39):
were thirty stories up. I had spray from waves going
over the mast on the bridge. Yes, so that puts
maybe fifty stories high of waves spray hitting the ship.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
It was I mean hurricane force winds and waves.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Over the door. And look out the all the guys
that worked there were laying in the hall up you
all right, look like seeing.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I have memories because I was an intern then and
I had popped in to watch the you know, watch
them board off that show that you guys were broadcasting.
And my memory has the like one you would be
talking and and Billy would be puking, and then you
would come over and Billy be talking and you were puking.
I don't know if that's the right memory or not.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
You guys, did you ever make it? Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Remember somebody being sick during the show.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Ok I had diarrhea.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Oh well we can't explain that.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Yeah, just a hurricane.
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The triangle and we're all.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Sea sick takes on a whole new meeting with good times.
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make shows.
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On the radio.
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You're right there.
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Shot Herb from West Columbia, South Carolina, shot.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Y'all, Hello Herbs moaning good right, no right, Herb. We're
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you that prize pack you ready to go?
Speaker 10 (08:48):
Yes, sir, We'll.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Give us three kinds of cheese.
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Ready to go America America Swiss and Lindberger.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Linn Burger, named after that famous pilot. See I do
know something about you. Yeah, Herb, give us three things
you need to pass a driving test. Ready to go
a car.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
You have to stop the car, you have to.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Turn right, all right up, And now three things on
a cruise ship. Ready go.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
A bar.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
Me and my wife.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Herb with a happy herd, headed down to West Columbia.
My boy, you hang on, Jack, You'll hook you up.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
All right? Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You go ahead?
Speaker 10 (09:47):
I want to say shout out to my two brother
in laws that's gonna come down and pick and take
care of me here for a little bit. And as
Chris and Tom Ward.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Well, all right, Herb where they're coming down from, well.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
One lives here in Charleston, the other one coming down
from Columbia. They're wanting to go take me to do
some drinking while to watch up into the hospital. So yes,
she's uh uh, she's with the experts now. But she's
got cancer and she's doing these T T cell treatments.
(10:25):
It's called car T treatment. And they took her T
cells out of her body and they're putting the back
in her body. So the T cells are supposed to
fight the cancer. And she got a fever the other night,
so we had to take her up and they kept her.
They kept her for a week can be a week now.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I'll tell you what, Herber. It is good to have family,
you know, they'll come helping these times.
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Oh yeah, my kid. My children are grown and they've
been helping a lot, and it's been awesome. They've been awesome.
But it's been the worst strain they're going through. I mean,
but thank you all, and thank you for.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
What you do.
Speaker 10 (11:01):
And and I wouldn't care about that prize. Pect just
pray for the watch.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Got got it all.
Speaker 10 (11:08):
Right, body, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I appreciate you. My boy. You hang in there and
hang on alright, it's a plan. We jump out right
quick and cut you up, but went on around you.
We're gonna trying to get you to quit swerving on
the other side.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
M h.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
M hmm.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
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Monday mornings. Thanks I bun Robert Earl Keane. That's done
by Robert Earl Keane.
Speaker 12 (12:15):
Is being lying a bit on sometimes I don't know
what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 12 (12:25):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right, that's a
travled and left s. Bad things ain't going mind way
because there's always someone.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Swirming in my line. You keep swimming in the line, and.
Speaker 12 (12:50):
It's causing lots of Thingnger, I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'm shooting you the fare keep switching on my bride
lines just to him to.
Speaker 12 (13:09):
When you're swerving all lives pie way, you're running someone.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Off the ride the day Joe, why I thought I never.
Speaker 13 (13:24):
Never could another?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
How else could I feed? But bowing you run into me.
I can't believe I could not see her. I'll tank up.
No one's at the waiting.
Speaker 12 (13:46):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bags.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I'm shooting you the.
Speaker 12 (14:02):
I keep switching on the bride lights, but you're just
too dempty. Now when you're swerving all lights, oh by,
you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Driving a big show. Good morning, Big shows on the
(14:50):
radio for you Monday. I f you wear it third.
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Yolady, Okay, action, Hello Fred, you're all burn Fern Here
with another knuckle cracking edition of John Boy and Billy
Playhouse today's episode The Right Stuff. As our story opens,
General Rodney hot Rod Lincoln is speaking with Professor.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Moran in the early days of NASA.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
So I said, if you think that's impressive, you should
see where I pin my medals in the shower.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Hilarious rough room.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
So now the boys tell me that this hole zero
gravity deal is giving them fits. What's the skinny?
Speaker 15 (15:32):
Well, general, the news is not good. We're having a
devil of a time trying to find a pen that
works in zero gravity.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Gay many Christmas? What I thought this was important?
Speaker 15 (15:43):
Well, sir, you must understand that our astronauts must take
copious amount of notes. It's imperative that we collect data
on all aspects of every launch. The mission depends on it.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
So how's it going?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Well, sir, we've been working on this problem for a decade,
by I don't say.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
How long is that? Exactly ten years?
Speaker 11 (16:03):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
So tell me how much money have you spent on
this today? Twelve billions, twelve.
Speaker 13 (16:12):
Billion tis pion dollars on a friend. You know how
many toilet seats that buyers for the Pentagon?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
No?
Speaker 11 (16:20):
Seven?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
But that's not important right now?
Speaker 13 (16:24):
Dad, God woman, why haven't you fired the idiots working
on this and hired smarder people.
Speaker 15 (16:30):
These are the greatest minds in science, sir. It's not
easy creating a pen that writes in zero gravity upside
down on any surface in temperatures ranging from below freezing
to three hundred degrees celsius.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Aboo, Well enough is enough, scrapped the project?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 7 (16:48):
Then?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Do what the damn Ruskies do?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Use a pencil?
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Son out? And how.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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You want to make it up to me those top
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Speaker 14 (17:11):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the foreman at
the Russian pencil factory.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I fight some stuff.
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Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout.
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up. I'm not
an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop. I did
one play in summer stuff. I had one line. I
forgot it.
Speaker 16 (17:44):
Thank god I can write down old my bets. I'm
the Top Boy and Billy Big Show, Sugar.
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Dodge Jugar Dodga. Now now, yeah, that means a big
shows on the radio in any language. Okay, some waves
and broke out in here. I think he was looking
for a high fives anymore. We've got Randy's sisters celebrating
a birthday. Happy birthday to her, too mean to her? Well,
(18:50):
it says, there's gonna ways godho listens. Randon says, Pam,
Pamela Renee Brazil, Rogers Brazil, Weldon Brazil, Hardy is next, not.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Me?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
You, that's the perfect time to you Tim's lives. Yeah,
but this one is last. His last marriage is last
for them. And I think he's just too dumb to
dude it's true. Ask him, Pam, Happy birthday? Baby? All
(19:24):
right is here?
Speaker 11 (19:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yes, Well, we have had some fun with Sean and
Sulu all through last week. We love when those guys act,
and wow, Sulu is a resurgence of popularity, at least
for some big show listeners. We will prove it in
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it in minutes. Verse we talked about fun with Sulu. Yeah,
the old spice commercials, they went a different way, you
(20:32):
know now. They got the girl using the guys, you know,
old spice and something like that, and coincidence said, wow,
Sulu had the last old Spice commercial before this new
direction ad campaign. Let's see why.
Speaker 17 (20:47):
Hello, ladies, look at your man, now, look at me.
Now back to your man, now back to me. Now,
let me take a look at your man. Your man
is actually not a bad looking down oh man. But
sadly he's not me. He doesn't look like me, and
he doesn't smell like me. Say, is your man using
one of those lady scented body washes?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Really? You know?
Speaker 6 (21:07):
On him?
Speaker 17 (21:07):
It kind of works. Where are you now, I'm on
a boat. Does your man use sunscreen? He should?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
The sun does terrible things.
Speaker 17 (21:14):
To the skin. Of course, your man's skin is actually
quite nice. What's in my hand? It's an oyster and
inside two tickets to that thing you love. Why don't
you call one of your girlfriends from work and the
two of you have an evening out on me. Look again,
the tickets are now diamonds. Maybe you and your girlfriend
could sell a few and tick up enough cash to
pay for a real girl's weekend in can Coon. Oh,
(21:36):
don't worry about leaving your man behind. I'll be glad
to keep him company. I'm a man who enjoys hanging
out with other men. Before you go, tell me about
you and your man. What's your situation? Are the two
of you you know, serious or is this just a
casual thing? My man and I have what we call
an understanding. We know that a man can enjoy the
company of another man without there being any heavy emotional stuff.
(21:57):
It's like two guys going to the gym. Now and
I are in a gym. The whole place is full
of men who use lady scented body washes. Your man
fits right in. Would your man like to grab something
to eat later? I know a great little sushi plays.
Now your man and I are in a great little
sushi place. Your man is freshly showered, but he still
has the rosy glow of a vigorous workout. Your man
(22:17):
doesn't really want to call it a night this early,
does he does? Your man like to dance? Come on,
I can tell he's got some moves. Now your man
and I are in a nightclub. We're on the dance floor.
Your man is shaking it like a polaroid picture. Oh by,
his phone rings, it's you calling from can Coon to
see how it's going. He lets the call go to voicemail.
I wouldn't read too much into that. Now your man
(22:38):
and I are doing yeager shots at the bar. Your
man says you're kind of stifling him lately. He says
he needs some space. He thinks once you get back
from can Coon, the two of you need to have
a serious talk. He's discovered things about himself he never
knew before, And to be perfectly honest, he's not sure
you have a place in the new life. He's planning there,
he said it. Now you're crying. Your man is apologizing.
(22:59):
He didn't plan it, just kind of happened. He says,
it's not you, it's him. He's packing up his stuff
and moving out. He thinks you're a great girl and
you'll find the right guy before you know it. Your
man hates that look in your eyes. He never meant
for this to happen, but if it wasn't me, it
would have been somebody else. Your man has to be
true to who he really is. Here, I'm giving you
(23:19):
another handful of diamonds to cheer you up. Your man
and I will never forget you. We're riding off together
into the sunset. We're on a horse.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's just jump right in here.
At their peak, this iconic company had over nine thousand
locations worldwide and was raking in more than three billion
dollars a year. But today, after multiple very bad business decisions,
(23:56):
only one location remains in business.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Of the popular restaurant small Hooters.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
They never were that popular. One eight hundred Big Show
you told free line across America. We play John Board Jemeny. Next,
(24:41):
Good Morning, It's a big show on the radio, or
into your Monday, if maybe you every third with our
feature track from the Big Show. Bed Box Murray Sherman's screenplays.
Search for keywords screenplay when you hit the bed Box
at the Big Show dot Com. There right now, let's
play yells live across America. It's John Boy jepany and
(25:05):
now your host. You know, there actually was a screenplay
written that.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
Would star him, but he called it off when he
found out filming was gonna cut into his naptime.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
He's John Boy too.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Say hey to Chris out of Bristol, Virginia. Good morning, Chris,
Good morning, Hey buddy. All right, well you got the
first shot at John Boy Jeopardy. Let's review it again here.
At their peak, this iconic company had over nine thousand
locations worldwide, was making more than three billion dollars a year.
(25:43):
But today, after multiple very bad business decisions, only one
location remains in business. What could it be, Chris?
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Block Buster?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
You say Blockbuster.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
And you nailed the body.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Okay, there's a lost story here, so I'm gonna get
it when I get a chance. It looks like gonna
be the top of the hour. This is a good
time to tell you about the John Boy Billy Late
Risers podcast if you would like to be interested, because
this is some interesting stuff right here about everything wrong. Hey, meantime, Chris,
(26:24):
gonna put you up with Jackie you gonna get your
bird tea County Peanuts prize back, head up to Bristol. Okay, good,
you got it, buddy, Hang on all right, right now,
it is your news. Right on the other side, I'm
holding Blockbuster facts over because we've got a time capsule.
(26:48):
Give us a Monday morning last wight on.
Speaker 18 (27:18):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (27:33):
Man hood. Oh my life, I want to fight about.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
It, not right now, and I'm not feeling too well.
Speaker 18 (27:40):
John Billy here, Oh time, Johnny, don't there, boy, don't
make him laugh?
Speaker 11 (27:53):
Laugh boy, alright, alright, I'll do my ban Okay, not
a good thing to say that. We're getting ready to
do a phone call.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
About well, we just wanted to check in. What did
you see?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
How you doing?
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Man?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
What?
Speaker 11 (28:07):
What?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Why?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
What's wrong?
Speaker 11 (28:08):
Just stuck in this trailer out in the sticks with
Debortt and his daddy.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Oh man, Reid's still living with you guys.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
Yeah, him and.
Speaker 11 (28:16):
Wife number six going through that messy DeVore sleeping on
the couch so he gets back on his feet.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Never did patch it up with her.
Speaker 11 (28:24):
She had a lot of growing up to do. And
when I say a lot. I mean lot. You know
he likes him young. Yeah, yesterday he's on the phone
arguing with her about it. Who gets the easy bait over?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Uh, well tell him where you hope everything turns out
all right? What else is happening?
Speaker 11 (28:41):
No, I call my I mean they had a weird
experience yesterday morning. We pulled us a couple of long
chairs up in the front yard. Were sitting there having
a cup of coffee before work. He is kind of
watching the traffic go by here on the highway. Yeah,
and this big old truck with a state emblem pulls
up across the road and fella gets out with a
(29:02):
shovel and he digs in a hole. It's about two
feet across and about three feet deep, and he gets
back in the truck while the truck just sits there
for I don't know, four or five minutes, And finally
this fella gets out of the passenger side of the
truck with another shovel. He walks over to the hole
and fills it back up with dirt, and then he
(29:22):
gets back in the truck. And here's where it gets
real weird. They pull up about twenty feet and stop
and the first fella gets out again, digs another hole
like the first one, and gets back in the truck.
Five minutes go by, second fella gets out. I have
a don't want if he don't fill that second hole
back up and he gets back in the truck. They
pull up another twenty feet same thing again. Why said?
(29:44):
They did this four or five times while we sat
there watching him, And finally curiosity got the best of me.
I walked over across the road, knocked on the wind
of the truck and he rolls it down. I said,
excuse me there, buddy, me and a friend I've ever
been watching you for the past fifteen minutes. It's got
us dump. Just what in the hell are he says? Wow?
(30:04):
Where is the governor's highway beautification project? And the fella
that plants the trees called in sick today? Nobody didn't
kill you that I tried. I tried to rain it
in a little bit.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Sayn't actually.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, probably?
Speaker 11 (30:30):
Well, well you telling him, I said, you know what
you mean? Y'all came a straight up.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Jud boy and billy, you want to say some time
the next time you were in a d v D,
don't bother winding it the way I said, it's the
next guys problem. Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning.
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That's a big Shaw on the radio for you, Monday,
February third, headed toward the Big Game. Yeah, you can't
say super Bowl.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
I'll see you well, Darrel, you got now you've got
the six lawyers standing up again.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
How's that back down? We ain't making no money off
of the now. Yeah, let's talk about it, not talk
about it. Yeah, I bet I'll do commercials for draft teams,
the official bets borning partner of the NFL. So yeah,
I'm under their umbrella, Soper Bawl, soup Bowl, souper Bawl.
I know you're not well, never mind art there, Matt,
(32:06):
it's find a wait. Okay, here's that callway waiting on
Good Morning, Big Show.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Bill in Good
morning Dollar, beloved friends out there in radio land. This
here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent full of Gus put a Pennay coast to assembly
just off Steet Road twenty three on the Frontage Road.
Well friends, this Sunday evening, the orgyistic frenzy of shameless
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Idol worship and drunken, high cholesterol consumerism, the so called
Super Bowl, forty five minutes of football surrounded by seventeen hours.
I asked for Alky Haul and Penis Peel with a
NonStop parada talking monkeys and farting horses and gl and
painted up like the Horror babbling with their fake bosoms
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about the pop plumb out of the clay. Oh, preacher,
hold on, you know what I mean to Tim? You
don't come out against football, have you. We'll know, beloved.
Football is a fine thing in its proper context, and
by that I mean a bunch of ten year old
youngins in a vacant line on a Saturday afternoon. But
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professional football, why that ain't nothing but a bunch of overpaid,
dope baddle thugs leaving a trail of bullet holes and
faster children from one of them. Because you other, Oh
some of y'all.
Speaker 10 (33:28):
I'd love to hear that today.
Speaker 5 (33:30):
But friends, the truth don't always go down like sodie parts. Well,
if I sound to tad hard, it's because I just
had my annual argument with the church board about us
throwing a so called Super Bowl party. Oh think about it, preacher.
How about if We used to go run us one
of them big old fat screen TVs and write folks
(33:53):
to come down to the church to watch the game.
We'll pull them in with the big game, and then
we'll hit them in the head with a gospel. Why
just about every man in America likes to watch the
Super Bowl, I said, Well, most of them like to
look at naked Dunson girls too. How about we put
us a stripper pole in the baptismal pool already. Now,
don't get me wrong, well love it. I don't mind
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a good church softball game they were watching around. I
ain't got no use at all for these so called
professional sports. Nowadays, there ain't nothing but millionaire hoodlum shooting
guns at one another and sticking needles full of dope
in their areas. If that's sports, y'all have hat? Oh preacher,
(34:35):
hold on, you don't mean to tim. You don't come
out against football, have you? Well know, beloved, football is
a fine thing, and it's proper context. And by that
I mean a bunch of ten year old youngins in
a vacant line on a Saturday afternoon. But professional football,
why that ain't nothing but a bunch of overpaid dope
(34:58):
paddled thugs leaving a bullet holes, and best children from.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
One end of the.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Other. Oh, some of y'all might, I'd love to hear
that today. But friends, the truth don't always go down
like Sodie pops. Oh think about it, preacher. Why just
about every man in America likes to watch the Super Bowl?
I says, Well, most of them like to look at
naked dancing girls too. How about we put us a
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stripper pole in a baptismal pool.
Speaker 11 (35:29):
Already, Ricky Dale.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Is a persuasive son of a gun though, so by
a vote of five to four, I'm pleased to invite
whosoever will to join us. Is coming Sunday night at
six o'clock PM for the Sword of Joshua's Super Salvation
Bowl Sunday catch all Action on our high Defamation Fetch
(35:54):
Green TV. Curzy of Brother Bob Hickey of Hickey and
Son Steven applies in the Koodoo Wood Plaza Shoving Center.
They'll be French fries and chicken wings from the bow
Jangles over on two Notch Road, and plenty of food,
Genie Caffeine Freeze, Hodie Pop to worship all down with
Oh and don't worry about all the godless family destructive
(36:16):
advertising going on during the game. When a commercial comes on,
we'll just cut the TV off and enjoy a three
minute speed devotional from our guest speaker, Doctor Ain'to Hirschheuser
from the Burning Bush Gospel Temple in Hognut, Alabama. Admission
is absolutely free, all though I love offering a be collected.
(36:39):
All proceeds go towards church programs that try to keep
folks from going to here. Faith and football go head
to head this Sunday evening at the Sword of Joshua
Independent Full Gospel of Pennycostal Assembly, just off State Road
twenty three. All the rolls a, says Reverend Billy Ray Collins,
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reminding is his time to turn, so you don't. John
Boy and Billy'll keep them straight up.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
You have morning, and you got a big show on already.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
Home.
Speaker 19 (37:17):
I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 19 (37:34):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world and here
are the first two Tomboy and Billy from the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. I
want to welcome everybody listening to the John Boy Billy
Late Risers podcast. If that means you had to get
out in the car, go to work, or get away
from the radio. All right after John boyjeverity this morning
and you're tuning back in to find out the wonderful
teas about Blockbuster Video that we were talking about. So
welcome see a season mixt Well, at their peak, they
(38:47):
were having nine thousand locations worldwide, three billion a year.
Let's see about the bad business decisions. It says only
one location remains. We'll check on out in a second.
H had more than eighty four thousand employees over forty
five million registered users. Blockbuster lost touch with reality. To
(39:09):
increase profits, they cutback on their number of copies of
new releases, raise their rental rates, and imposed strict late
fees that were often automatically charged to a customer's required
on file payment method. I hated that. So you had
to give them a credit card?
Speaker 10 (39:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Back then? Okay, so are we talking about nineties?
Speaker 6 (39:29):
Put put this in a year for two thousand and
four when they officially spun out, so they're punishing their customers.
Quickly became their primary source of income, representing as much
as seventy percent of their revenue by some estimates for
the automatically charged late fees see seventy percent.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
In the meantime, you're just really just ticking off your base.
Speaker 6 (39:54):
I mean, anybody that rented movies from Blockbuster at that time,
you were already frustrated because they didn't have the one
you wanted to see. They'd finally get it in three
days later. Well, now it's got to be returned in
the middle of the week when you're working, and it
just wasn't working out.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
So but it was gonna end anyway. So they say,
still one location. Where is that? It's in Oh right,
it's ben To Oregon, Oregon.
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Yeah, and there's a rumor every so often that that
will hit the social sites that the final Blockbuster is
finally closing.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
What do they rent the movies just like before?
Speaker 10 (40:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
DVDs? Okay, so they're all the VHS tapes. Yes, it's
DVDs now.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
Yeah, they pay a licensing fee to whoever owns the
name Blockbuster. It's not the original Blockbuster is long gone.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
But no, the old you know, streaming deal is what
probably maybe killed them all.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
But oh it did, yeah it did. It was part
of it, and they had a chance to own. Netflix
went to Blockbuster and said, you know, you'll cut us in.
We'll give you like eighty percent of our and they
were like, are you kidding me? We got these late
this man, wow, And you.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Better walk the movie in and hand it to somebody
so you get counted.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Those little those little drop fox.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Things you put it in there, and it might well
you're two days late. It's like no one filed it.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
There's a there's a documentary you should see. It's called
the Last Blockbuster. It kind of tells the whole backstory
on it. But you know, even that that older store,
that one that remains, does charge a eight fee. It's
a little more reasonable. It's forty nine cents a day
for up to ten days, so good, all right, But
after that they're gonna charge you for the whole movie
(41:33):
like you were buying it between six and twenty dollars
per title. Now, back when the block big chain Blockbuster
was out, if you didn't return it after thirty days,
they charged you like ninety dollars for a movie because
they were expensive.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Well, if you know, return them though, there goes the
whole you know, the whole model. We don't have any
movies ready, but because they're all at your houses right, well,
no forty nine cents.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
So next time I'm renting a movie in Bend, Oregon,
I'm gonna be careful to get it back right. Good
luck out there, he kind rewind Good morning, Big show
is on the radio. Let's get the prize back out
and get ready to beat the blonde. We got a
hardcover copy of James Gregory's autobiography, a bushel of beans
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and a pack of the matas what the doctor was
paid to deliver. James Interesting a little alund It is
the Life and Times of the Funniest Man in America
and includes a bookmark autographed by James as well. So
Funniestman dot Com. If you're gonna go ahead and buy
one of James books, hang on, gonna be giving them
away for a while. First been trying to get up
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with Murray all last week. Let's give you one more shot.
Say who's on the desk?
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did Jimbo and Bobby do again? I couldn't think of
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Press one. You have no current bookies to check on
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Your most recent talent to you, We paid it approximately.
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know it's probably a complete waste of time.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
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a list of upcoming gigs. I think you would be
absolutely perfect for Press one. I gotta be honest with you, babe.
Right now, your chickens are slimmer than Flynn Boyle after
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talents are currently not in great demand Press one. Number one,
they remember what happened last time they booked you. Number
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worry they'll book John Boy and Billy and get John
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(45:26):
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And number five Larry the cable guy currently running a
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Speaker 1 (46:03):
Me a bunch of wastes of times where we usually
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Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
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But I'll take a whack at it. I mean, what
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Speaker 1 (01:12):
It is Monday, Fabruary third, and you got the Big
Sea on the radio. Is getting your here Monday morning,
Dada lay is only I gotta watch remembering Gene Wilder,
so I gotta write that down. I'll never remember that
by the time we finished, all right, So remembering Gene Wilder. Now,
(01:34):
why do I have to watch it?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
It's just because you're such You're we're such Blazing Saddles fans, right,
and and just hearing about Jean's career and how he
met up with mel Brooks and then how he got
into doing his part in Blazing Saddles and stuff. It's
just it's a it's a wonderful story.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
It's a wonderful Gene Wilder was in Young Frankenstein and
Mail Brooks stuff. So and of course he's passed away.
And it was this other people talking about his live
or clips.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, it's photos, it's interviews, it's film clips, and it's
actually Jeane's voice. I guess at some point he narrated
his own autobiography and so you hear him describing. So
as he's describing things, they have the visuals to go
along with it. And then interviews with mel Brooks and
other actors.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And he was married to was a Gilda Radner from
Stay Yes, and she passed away from cancer.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, she had a very cancer. And then he found
love again later later in life and with her.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
All right, so we all so we're all remembering Gene
Wilder Wilder. What is it all?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Netflix?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Netflix? All right? What watch? You can't turn it off.
She's always working work work, work, work, work, work, work
work work.
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Hello, boys, have a good night's rest.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I missed you.
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She's happy talking about.
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Idea. We got three days in history. We got him
saved up. We'll get our first prize back out and
get a week's worth of winning. Beginning hopefully with you
what it no, hang on, I'll do it, Dex come
onside now who can argue with that? Good morning, Big
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our three days in history where we're got on categories win.
It's okay, it's February third. It was eighteen fifteen. The
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world's first commercial cheese factory was established in Switzerland. Switch
and lois famous for cheese. I never really put this camers.
Oh yeah, okay, it does make sense. Wow, Why Bobby?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Then?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Why Bobby? What's the name? L Jene? Go watch it now?
No world commercials and cheese all right. Three seventeen year
old Jamie Wass of Clatton on c England passed his
driving tests on the second trial week after being carjacked
(04:17):
during the first test in the same car. He said
he was more nervous the second time. I guess carjack
all right. Then finally, twenty twenty, the cruise ship Diamond
Princess with thirty seven hundred passengers were quarantine in Yokohama Port,
(04:38):
Japan after cases of COVID nineteen were found on board.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Imagine being stuck on a cruise line to for weeks.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Yes, Mike, we were stuck on one and everybody was sick.
Remember we were trying to challenge the Bermuda Triangle to
the y'all so do that.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, if they let you off afterwards. These folks were
stuck there.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It felt like Bermuda was moving.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
And Johnny had opted to take the very top penthouse
had all glass surrounding front, and we were in like.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Fifty sixty foot seas.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
It was crazy, and the and the boat would go
way up and then right down, and.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
He's up there like a pendulum. I was having to
hold on to the beds all that wouldn't throw me
out of bed Drew. I mean, I've been in some
rough seas, but that until you and then the higher
you go, I was the bridge. I can look out
my window like he becomes. It could like step out
kind of me and see the bridge. Okay, so we
(05:39):
were thirty stories up. I had spray from waves going
over the mast on the bridge. Yes, so that puts
maybe fifty stories high of waves spray hitting the ship.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
It was I mean hurricane force winds and waves.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Over the door. And look out the all the guys
that worked there were laying in the hall up you
all right, look like seeing.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I have memories because I was an intern then and
I had popped in to watch the you know, watch
them board off that show that you guys were broadcasting.
And my memory has the like one you would be
talking and and Billy would be puking, and then you
would come over and Billy be talking and you were puking.
I don't know if that's the right memory or not.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
You guys, did you ever make it? Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Remember somebody being sick during the show.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Ok I had diarrhea.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Oh well we can't explain that.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Yeah, just a hurricane.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The triangle and we're all.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Sea sick takes on a whole new meeting with good times.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
All right. Then, Well, hey, let's see, Okay, we got
three connigoys. We're ready to play our game. We got
a little drag. There didn't one eight hundred big show
you told free line. Come on, we'll play next Good morning,
(07:29):
make shows.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
On the radio.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
You just got up, like one of my listeners. First
I heard was I had die reel. We were talking
about whatever. I was allowed to go. Check out the
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there our conversations.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
You're right there.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Let's get that way and begin Upburst. Let's play Outburst.
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
John Boy Billy give the prizes from the big Let's.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Go contested number one.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
This should really be a lot of fun in your uppers.
Have them up and big.
Speaker 9 (08:15):
Shot Herb from West Columbia, South Carolina, shot.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Y'all, Hello Herbs moaning good right, no right, Herb. We're
gonna guide you through these three categories. Give you at
least five and a half seconds of face. Let's get
you that prize pack you ready to go?
Speaker 10 (08:48):
Yes, sir, We'll.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Give us three kinds of cheese.
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Ready to go America America Swiss and Lindberger.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Linn Burger, named after that famous pilot. See I do
know something about you. Yeah, Herb, give us three things
you need to pass a driving test. Ready to go
a car.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
You have to stop the car, you have to.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Turn right, all right up, And now three things on
a cruise ship. Ready go.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
A bar.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
Me and my wife.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Herb with a happy herd, headed down to West Columbia.
My boy, you hang on, Jack, You'll hook you up.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
All right? Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You go ahead?
Speaker 10 (09:47):
I want to say shout out to my two brother
in laws that's gonna come down and pick and take
care of me here for a little bit. And as
Chris and Tom Ward.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Well, all right, Herb where they're coming down from, well.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
One lives here in Charleston, the other one coming down
from Columbia. They're wanting to go take me to do
some drinking while to watch up into the hospital. So yes,
she's uh uh, she's with the experts now. But she's
got cancer and she's doing these T T cell treatments.
(10:25):
It's called car T treatment. And they took her T
cells out of her body and they're putting the back
in her body. So the T cells are supposed to
fight the cancer. And she got a fever the other night,
so we had to take her up and they kept her.
They kept her for a week can be a week now.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I'll tell you what, Herber. It is good to have family,
you know, they'll come helping these times.
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Oh yeah, my kid. My children are grown and they've
been helping a lot, and it's been awesome. They've been awesome.
But it's been the worst strain they're going through. I mean,
but thank you all, and thank you for.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
What you do.
Speaker 10 (11:01):
And and I wouldn't care about that prize. Pect just
pray for the watch.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Got got it all.
Speaker 10 (11:08):
Right, body, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I appreciate you. My boy. You hang in there and
hang on alright, it's a plan. We jump out right
quick and cut you up, but went on around you.
We're gonna trying to get you to quit swerving on
the other side.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
M h.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
M hmm.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Good morning. Make shows on the radio Monday morning on
Monday mornings. Thanks I bun Robert Earl Keane. That's done
by Robert Earl Keane.
Speaker 12 (12:15):
Is being lying a bit on sometimes I don't know
what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 12 (12:25):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right, that's a
travled and left s. Bad things ain't going mind way
because there's always someone.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Swirming in my line. You keep swimming in the line, and.
Speaker 12 (12:50):
It's causing lots of Thingnger, I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'm shooting you the fare keep switching on my bride
lines just to him to.
Speaker 12 (13:09):
When you're swerving all lives pie way, you're running someone.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Off the ride the day Joe, why I thought I never.
Speaker 13 (13:24):
Never could another?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
How else could I feed? But bowing you run into me.
I can't believe I could not see her. I'll tank up.
No one's at the waiting.
Speaker 12 (13:46):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bags.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
I'm shooting you the.
Speaker 12 (14:02):
I keep switching on the bride lights, but you're just
too dempty. Now when you're swerving all lights, oh by,
you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Driving a big show. Good morning, Big shows on the
(14:50):
radio for you Monday. I f you wear it third.
Speaker 14 (14:55):
Yolady, Okay, action, Hello Fred, you're all burn Fern Here
with another knuckle cracking edition of John Boy and Billy
Playhouse today's episode The Right Stuff. As our story opens,
General Rodney hot Rod Lincoln is speaking with Professor.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Moran in the early days of NASA.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
So I said, if you think that's impressive, you should
see where I pin my medals in the shower.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Hilarious rough room.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
So now the boys tell me that this hole zero
gravity deal is giving them fits. What's the skinny?
Speaker 15 (15:32):
Well, general, the news is not good. We're having a
devil of a time trying to find a pen that
works in zero gravity.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Gay many Christmas? What I thought this was important?
Speaker 15 (15:43):
Well, sir, you must understand that our astronauts must take
copious amount of notes. It's imperative that we collect data
on all aspects of every launch. The mission depends on it.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
So how's it going?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Well, sir, we've been working on this problem for a decade,
by I don't say.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
How long is that? Exactly ten years?
Speaker 11 (16:03):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
So tell me how much money have you spent on
this today? Twelve billions, twelve.
Speaker 13 (16:12):
Billion tis pion dollars on a friend. You know how
many toilet seats that buyers for the Pentagon?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
No?
Speaker 11 (16:20):
Seven?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
But that's not important right now?
Speaker 13 (16:24):
Dad, God woman, why haven't you fired the idiots working
on this and hired smarder people.
Speaker 15 (16:30):
These are the greatest minds in science, sir. It's not
easy creating a pen that writes in zero gravity upside
down on any surface in temperatures ranging from below freezing
to three hundred degrees celsius.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Aboo, Well enough is enough, scrapped the project?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 7 (16:48):
Then?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Do what the damn Ruskies do?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Use a pencil?
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Son out? And how.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 13 (17:06):
You want to make it up to me those top
two ones and be a good place to start.
Speaker 14 (17:11):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the foreman at
the Russian pencil factory.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I fight some stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout.
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up. I'm not
an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop. I did
one play in summer stuff. I had one line. I
forgot it.
Speaker 16 (17:44):
Thank god I can write down old my bets. I'm
the Top Boy and Billy Big Show, Sugar.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Dodge Jugar Dodga. Now now, yeah, that means a big
shows on the radio in any language. Okay, some waves
and broke out in here. I think he was looking
for a high fives anymore. We've got Randy's sisters celebrating
a birthday. Happy birthday to her, too mean to her? Well,
(18:50):
it says, there's gonna ways godho listens. Randon says, Pam,
Pamela Renee Brazil, Rogers Brazil, Weldon Brazil, Hardy is next, not.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Me?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
You, that's the perfect time to you Tim's lives. Yeah,
but this one is last. His last marriage is last
for them. And I think he's just too dumb to
dude it's true. Ask him, Pam, Happy birthday? Baby? All
(19:24):
right is here?
Speaker 11 (19:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
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it in minutes. Verse we talked about fun with Sulu. Yeah,
the old spice commercials, they went a different way, you
(20:32):
know now. They got the girl using the guys, you know,
old spice and something like that, and coincidence said, wow,
Sulu had the last old Spice commercial before this new
direction ad campaign. Let's see why.
Speaker 17 (20:47):
Hello, ladies, look at your man, now, look at me.
Now back to your man, now back to me. Now,
let me take a look at your man. Your man
is actually not a bad looking down oh man. But
sadly he's not me. He doesn't look like me, and
he doesn't smell like me. Say, is your man using
one of those lady scented body washes?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Really? You know?
Speaker 6 (21:07):
On him?
Speaker 17 (21:07):
It kind of works. Where are you now, I'm on
a boat. Does your man use sunscreen? He should?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
The sun does terrible things.
Speaker 17 (21:14):
To the skin. Of course, your man's skin is actually
quite nice. What's in my hand? It's an oyster and
inside two tickets to that thing you love. Why don't
you call one of your girlfriends from work and the
two of you have an evening out on me. Look again,
the tickets are now diamonds. Maybe you and your girlfriend
could sell a few and tick up enough cash to
pay for a real girl's weekend in can Coon. Oh,
(21:36):
don't worry about leaving your man behind. I'll be glad
to keep him company. I'm a man who enjoys hanging
out with other men. Before you go, tell me about
you and your man. What's your situation? Are the two
of you you know, serious or is this just a
casual thing? My man and I have what we call
an understanding. We know that a man can enjoy the
company of another man without there being any heavy emotional stuff.
(21:57):
It's like two guys going to the gym. Now and
I are in a gym. The whole place is full
of men who use lady scented body washes. Your man
fits right in. Would your man like to grab something
to eat later? I know a great little sushi plays.
Now your man and I are in a great little
sushi place. Your man is freshly showered, but he still
has the rosy glow of a vigorous workout. Your man
(22:17):
doesn't really want to call it a night this early,
does he does? Your man like to dance? Come on,
I can tell he's got some moves. Now your man
and I are in a nightclub. We're on the dance floor.
Your man is shaking it like a polaroid picture. Oh by,
his phone rings, it's you calling from can Coon to
see how it's going. He lets the call go to voicemail.
I wouldn't read too much into that. Now your man
(22:38):
and I are doing yeager shots at the bar. Your
man says you're kind of stifling him lately. He says
he needs some space. He thinks once you get back
from can Coon, the two of you need to have
a serious talk. He's discovered things about himself he never
knew before, And to be perfectly honest, he's not sure
you have a place in the new life. He's planning there,
he said it. Now you're crying. Your man is apologizing.
(22:59):
He didn't plan it, just kind of happened. He says,
it's not you, it's him. He's packing up his stuff
and moving out. He thinks you're a great girl and
you'll find the right guy before you know it. Your
man hates that look in your eyes. He never meant
for this to happen, but if it wasn't me, it
would have been somebody else. Your man has to be
true to who he really is. Here, I'm giving you
(23:19):
another handful of diamonds to cheer you up. Your man
and I will never forget you. We're riding off together
into the sunset. We're on a horse.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's just jump right in here.
At their peak, this iconic company had over nine thousand
locations worldwide and was raking in more than three billion
dollars a year. But today, after multiple very bad business decisions,
(23:56):
only one location remains in business.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Of the popular restaurant small Hooters.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
They never were that popular. One eight hundred Big Show
you told free line across America. We play John Board Jemeny. Next,
(24:41):
Good Morning, It's a big show on the radio, or
into your Monday, if maybe you every third with our
feature track from the Big Show. Bed Box Murray Sherman's screenplays.
Search for keywords screenplay when you hit the bed Box
at the Big Show dot Com. There right now, let's
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(25:05):
now your host. You know, there actually was a screenplay
written that.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
Would star him, but he called it off when he
found out filming was gonna cut into his naptime.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
He's John Boy too.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Say hey to Chris out of Bristol, Virginia. Good morning, Chris,
Good morning, Hey buddy. All right, well you got the
first shot at John Boy Jeopardy. Let's review it again here.
At their peak, this iconic company had over nine thousand
locations worldwide, was making more than three billion dollars a year.
(25:43):
But today, after multiple very bad business decisions, only one
location remains in business. What could it be, Chris?
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Block Buster?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
You say Blockbuster.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
And you nailed the body.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Okay, there's a lost story here, so I'm gonna get
it when I get a chance. It looks like gonna
be the top of the hour. This is a good
time to tell you about the John Boy Billy Late
Risers podcast if you would like to be interested, because
this is some interesting stuff right here about everything wrong. Hey, meantime, Chris,
(26:24):
gonna put you up with Jackie you gonna get your
bird tea County Peanuts prize back, head up to Bristol. Okay, good,
you got it, buddy, Hang on all right, right now,
it is your news. Right on the other side, I'm
holding Blockbuster facts over because we've got a time capsule.
(26:48):
Give us a Monday morning last wight on.
Speaker 18 (27:18):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (27:33):
Man hood. Oh my life, I want to fight about.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
It, not right now, and I'm not feeling too well.
Speaker 18 (27:40):
John Billy here, Oh time, Johnny, don't there, boy, don't
make him laugh?
Speaker 11 (27:53):
Laugh boy, alright, alright, I'll do my ban Okay, not
a good thing to say that. We're getting ready to
do a phone call.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
About well, we just wanted to check in. What did
you see?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
How you doing?
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Man?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
What?
Speaker 11 (28:07):
What?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Why?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
What's wrong?
Speaker 11 (28:08):
Just stuck in this trailer out in the sticks with
Debortt and his daddy.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Oh man, Reid's still living with you guys.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
Yeah, him and.
Speaker 11 (28:16):
Wife number six going through that messy DeVore sleeping on
the couch so he gets back on his feet.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Never did patch it up with her.
Speaker 11 (28:24):
She had a lot of growing up to do. And
when I say a lot. I mean lot. You know
he likes him young. Yeah, yesterday he's on the phone
arguing with her about it. Who gets the easy bait over?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Uh, well tell him where you hope everything turns out
all right? What else is happening?
Speaker 11 (28:41):
No, I call my I mean they had a weird
experience yesterday morning. We pulled us a couple of long
chairs up in the front yard. Were sitting there having
a cup of coffee before work. He is kind of
watching the traffic go by here on the highway. Yeah,
and this big old truck with a state emblem pulls
up across the road and fella gets out with a
(29:02):
shovel and he digs in a hole. It's about two
feet across and about three feet deep, and he gets
back in the truck while the truck just sits there
for I don't know, four or five minutes, And finally
this fella gets out of the passenger side of the
truck with another shovel. He walks over to the hole
and fills it back up with dirt, and then he
(29:22):
gets back in the truck. And here's where it gets
real weird. They pull up about twenty feet and stop
and the first fella gets out again, digs another hole
like the first one, and gets back in the truck.
Five minutes go by, second fella gets out. I have
a don't want if he don't fill that second hole
back up and he gets back in the truck. They
pull up another twenty feet same thing again. Why said?
(29:44):
They did this four or five times while we sat
there watching him, And finally curiosity got the best of me.
I walked over across the road, knocked on the wind
of the truck and he rolls it down. I said,
excuse me there, buddy, me and a friend I've ever
been watching you for the past fifteen minutes. It's got
us dump. Just what in the hell are he says? Wow?
(30:04):
Where is the governor's highway beautification project? And the fella
that plants the trees called in sick today? Nobody didn't
kill you that I tried. I tried to rain it
in a little bit.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Sayn't actually.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, probably?
Speaker 11 (30:30):
Well, well you telling him, I said, you know what
you mean? Y'all came a straight up.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Jud boy and billy, you want to say some time
the next time you were in a d v D,
don't bother winding it the way I said, it's the
next guys problem. Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning.
(31:24):
That's a big Shaw on the radio for you, Monday,
February third, headed toward the Big Game. Yeah, you can't
say super Bowl.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
I'll see you well, Darrel, you got now you've got
the six lawyers standing up again.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
How's that back down? We ain't making no money off
of the now. Yeah, let's talk about it, not talk
about it. Yeah, I bet I'll do commercials for draft teams,
the official bets borning partner of the NFL. So yeah,
I'm under their umbrella, Soper Bawl, soup Bowl, souper Bawl.
I know you're not well, never mind art there, Matt,
(32:06):
it's find a wait. Okay, here's that callway waiting on
Good Morning, Big Show.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Bill in Good
morning Dollar, beloved friends out there in radio land. This
here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent full of Gus put a Pennay coast to assembly
just off Steet Road twenty three on the Frontage Road.
Well friends, this Sunday evening, the orgyistic frenzy of shameless
(32:31):
Idol worship and drunken, high cholesterol consumerism, the so called
Super Bowl, forty five minutes of football surrounded by seventeen hours.
I asked for Alky Haul and Penis Peel with a
NonStop parada talking monkeys and farting horses and gl and
painted up like the Horror babbling with their fake bosoms
(32:54):
about the pop plumb out of the clay. Oh, preacher,
hold on, you know what I mean to Tim? You
don't come out against football, have you. We'll know, beloved.
Football is a fine thing in its proper context, and
by that I mean a bunch of ten year old
youngins in a vacant line on a Saturday afternoon. But
(33:15):
professional football, why that ain't nothing but a bunch of overpaid,
dope baddle thugs leaving a trail of bullet holes and
faster children from one of them. Because you other, Oh
some of y'all.
Speaker 10 (33:28):
I'd love to hear that today.
Speaker 5 (33:30):
But friends, the truth don't always go down like sodie parts. Well,
if I sound to tad hard, it's because I just
had my annual argument with the church board about us
throwing a so called Super Bowl party. Oh think about it, preacher.
How about if We used to go run us one
of them big old fat screen TVs and write folks
(33:53):
to come down to the church to watch the game.
We'll pull them in with the big game, and then
we'll hit them in the head with a gospel. Why
just about every man in America likes to watch the
Super Bowl, I said, Well, most of them like to
look at naked Dunson girls too. How about we put
us a stripper pole in the baptismal pool already. Now,
don't get me wrong, well love it. I don't mind
(34:14):
a good church softball game they were watching around. I
ain't got no use at all for these so called
professional sports. Nowadays, there ain't nothing but millionaire hoodlum shooting
guns at one another and sticking needles full of dope
in their areas. If that's sports, y'all have hat? Oh preacher,
(34:35):
hold on, you don't mean to tim. You don't come
out against football, have you? Well know, beloved, football is
a fine thing, and it's proper context. And by that
I mean a bunch of ten year old youngins in
a vacant line on a Saturday afternoon. But professional football,
why that ain't nothing but a bunch of overpaid dope
(34:58):
paddled thugs leaving a bullet holes, and best children from.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
One end of the.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Other. Oh, some of y'all might, I'd love to hear
that today. But friends, the truth don't always go down
like Sodie pops. Oh think about it, preacher. Why just
about every man in America likes to watch the Super Bowl?
I says, Well, most of them like to look at
naked dancing girls too. How about we put us a
(35:27):
stripper pole in a baptismal pool.
Speaker 11 (35:29):
Already, Ricky Dale.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Is a persuasive son of a gun though, so by
a vote of five to four, I'm pleased to invite
whosoever will to join us. Is coming Sunday night at
six o'clock PM for the Sword of Joshua's Super Salvation
Bowl Sunday catch all Action on our high Defamation Fetch
(35:54):
Green TV. Curzy of Brother Bob Hickey of Hickey and
Son Steven applies in the Koodoo Wood Plaza Shoving Center.
They'll be French fries and chicken wings from the bow
Jangles over on two Notch Road, and plenty of food,
Genie Caffeine Freeze, Hodie Pop to worship all down with
Oh and don't worry about all the godless family destructive
(36:16):
advertising going on during the game. When a commercial comes on,
we'll just cut the TV off and enjoy a three
minute speed devotional from our guest speaker, Doctor Ain'to Hirschheuser
from the Burning Bush Gospel Temple in Hognut, Alabama. Admission
is absolutely free, all though I love offering a be collected.
(36:39):
All proceeds go towards church programs that try to keep
folks from going to here. Faith and football go head
to head this Sunday evening at the Sword of Joshua
Independent Full Gospel of Pennycostal Assembly, just off State Road
twenty three. All the rolls a, says Reverend Billy Ray Collins,
(37:00):
reminding is his time to turn, so you don't. John
Boy and Billy'll keep them straight up.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
You have morning, and you got a big show on already.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
Home.
Speaker 19 (37:17):
I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 19 (37:34):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world and here
are the first two Tomboy and Billy from the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. I
want to welcome everybody listening to the John Boy Billy
Late Risers podcast. If that means you had to get
out in the car, go to work, or get away
from the radio. All right after John boyjeverity this morning
and you're tuning back in to find out the wonderful
teas about Blockbuster Video that we were talking about. So
welcome see a season mixt Well, at their peak, they
(38:47):
were having nine thousand locations worldwide, three billion a year.
Let's see about the bad business decisions. It says only
one location remains. We'll check on out in a second.
H had more than eighty four thousand employees over forty
five million registered users. Blockbuster lost touch with reality. To
(39:09):
increase profits, they cutback on their number of copies of
new releases, raise their rental rates, and imposed strict late
fees that were often automatically charged to a customer's required
on file payment method. I hated that. So you had
to give them a credit card?
Speaker 10 (39:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Back then? Okay, so are we talking about nineties?
Speaker 6 (39:29):
Put put this in a year for two thousand and
four when they officially spun out, so they're punishing their customers.
Quickly became their primary source of income, representing as much
as seventy percent of their revenue by some estimates for
the automatically charged late fees see seventy percent.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
In the meantime, you're just really just ticking off your base.
Speaker 6 (39:54):
I mean, anybody that rented movies from Blockbuster at that time,
you were already frustrated because they didn't have the one
you wanted to see. They'd finally get it in three
days later. Well, now it's got to be returned in
the middle of the week when you're working, and it
just wasn't working out.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
So but it was gonna end anyway. So they say,
still one location. Where is that? It's in Oh right,
it's ben To Oregon, Oregon.
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Yeah, and there's a rumor every so often that that
will hit the social sites that the final Blockbuster is
finally closing.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
What do they rent the movies just like before?
Speaker 10 (40:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
DVDs? Okay, so they're all the VHS tapes. Yes, it's
DVDs now.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
Yeah, they pay a licensing fee to whoever owns the
name Blockbuster. It's not the original Blockbuster is long gone.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
But no, the old you know, streaming deal is what
probably maybe killed them all.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
But oh it did, yeah it did. It was part
of it, and they had a chance to own. Netflix
went to Blockbuster and said, you know, you'll cut us in.
We'll give you like eighty percent of our and they
were like, are you kidding me? We got these late
this man, wow, And you.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Better walk the movie in and hand it to somebody
so you get counted.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Those little those little drop fox.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
Things you put it in there, and it might well
you're two days late. It's like no one filed it.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
There's a there's a documentary you should see. It's called
the Last Blockbuster. It kind of tells the whole backstory
on it. But you know, even that that older store,
that one that remains, does charge a eight fee. It's
a little more reasonable. It's forty nine cents a day
for up to ten days, so good, all right, But
after that they're gonna charge you for the whole movie
(41:33):
like you were buying it between six and twenty dollars
per title. Now, back when the block big chain Blockbuster
was out, if you didn't return it after thirty days,
they charged you like ninety dollars for a movie because
they were expensive.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Well, if you know, return them though, there goes the
whole you know, the whole model. We don't have any
movies ready, but because they're all at your houses right, well,
no forty nine cents.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
So next time I'm renting a movie in Bend, Oregon,
I'm gonna be careful to get it back right. Good
luck out there, he kind rewind Good morning, Big show
is on the radio. Let's get the prize back out
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with Murray all last week. Let's give you one more shot.
Say who's on the desk?
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Pass four.
Speaker 7 (43:37):
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(44:09):
did Jimbo and Bobby do again? I couldn't think of
a good name for an eve anyway. If you are
Jimp and Bobby to here a list of your current bookings.
Press one. You have no current bookies to check on
the payment status of your most recent talent fee Press one.
(44:31):
Your most recent talent to you, We paid it approximately.
I believe the phrase the gentleman used has when hell
freezes over day to speak to marry even though you
know it's probably a complete waste of time.
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Press one all, Hello, Jimbo, lovea mean it you hear
a list of upcoming gigs. I think you would be
absolutely perfect for Press one. I gotta be honest with you, babe.
Right now, your chickens are slimmer than Flynn Boyle after
a month in Bangladesh. For both possible reasons why your
(45:05):
talents are currently not in great demand Press one. Number one,
they remember what happened last time they booked you. Number
two afraid you'll tell more fishing tournament stories. Number three
worry they'll book John Boy and Billy and get John
Boy and Beach Billy. Number four a Harry redneck and
(45:26):
a ball cap stole their girl back in high school.
And number five Larry the cable guy currently running a
fifty off safer to end this conversation on an up
note with a message of positive reinforcement from the words
of a pop song Press one. Before the day I
met you, life was so unkind. You're the key to
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my peace of mind because you make me feel, you
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