July 2, 2024 • 48 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got a mini tribute to Married Man.. They had a movie night at the nervous hospital and Carl Childers is in to give us a recap of Independence Day.. - It’s the anniversary of Porky Pig’s first cartoon, so we dust off his version of Teen Angel.. - There’s still time to book your kids at Carl’s Crazy Go Nuts Summer Camp.. - and Cadbury goes to the Little League Game..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
So brand new week, It is a brand new month.
We celebrate our independence as the greatest nation on God's Earth.
The United States Celebarragon this weekcad I'm here, j Love Firs. Hey,
(01:22):
Big shows on the radio. National Postal Worker Day, sleut
all our postal workers man and dudes living packages on Sunday,
now I know?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, and be nice to even the ones that
aren't nice to you, like the one.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
On my route. Right. Yeah, what'd you do? How's it going?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Funny boring the radio? Huh okay? To drive the truck one.
There's National US Postage Stamp Day too, to go along
with opposed the Worker's Day, very important National Creative ice
Cream Flavors Day. I think they've gone kind of too
far with ice cream flavors.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, I guess they do it on purpose. Didn't they
have one that days it?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Stinky or something, or it was a publicity stunts.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, there's been plenty of Ben and Jerry occasionally do
something icky.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, so this is just a data sample. Or wonder
about the awkward or just plain silly kinds of ice
cream flavors.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Like cotton, candy and grape. Yeah, those kind of things.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'm gonna tell you one of my favorites right now.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Blue Bunny has a soft serve ice cream in the
freezer section at the grip Bunny.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I don't know how to probably a lot of chemicals
that aren't good for me. But by what flavor? Do
you get vanilla? And then you can because it's soft serve,
you can stir in some semi sweet chocolate chips or
Oreo cookie or whatever you want to.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You go tubby, all right, Blue Bunny, Blue Bunny, Bonnet,
Blue Bunny. Okay, I got it down there. Uh and
finally one more National Ginger Snap Day. I used to
love it. Seemed like it was special to get ginger
snaps growing up.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
You used to love them. So you haven't had.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Your hat that and talked about one? Now is now
here you go? Perfect time to get some.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
They're way up high at the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
On the shelf.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
You know they're way up there.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I think I can pull it off. I'm perfectly yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
I'm just saying that's how popular they are.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'll go with you and say, reach up there. We
got three days and this is saved up, and get
that first prize pack out and let's get the winning beginning.
Big shows on the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on
the radio. First prize pack we played for today have
about one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull Snot
cleaning products made in the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving,
(03:52):
and bulls not make sure they look good doing it.
Look for Bulls Noted truck stops across America or download
the bull Snot app. Click that Minner and you hit
the Big Show dot Com. Play a contest click to
own air contest button. While you're there now listen up.
Might be playing and was on the State in nineteen
thirty five. Porky Pig first appeared in the Warner Brothers
(04:13):
cartoon Go Tator. I Haven't Got a hat was the
name of it, Tator, you got a hat? Haven't got
a hat? He had a hat, gottle. She has been
practicing the.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
After them, buddy tall folks.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Close enough. Move up to nineteen sixty three the US
post Office from US Postal Workers Postage Stamp Day, they
officially started the use of five digit zip codes.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
Right.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I don't know if mother celebrate two seventy two, five
to three, that's my ZIPC growing up. Still got it? Well,
thank you. Nineteen sixty six, seventeen million elderly citizens became
receiving or began receiving their first benefits from Medicare, a
new federal program which started on this day in sixty six.
(05:04):
Benicas been around sixty six. I got it. Yeah, alright,
there you go. There's a categories one eight hundred Big Shows.
You're toll free line. We play outburst next, Good Morning,
(05:38):
It's a big show on the radio. Real to do
your Monday Jue Live first, Today's feature track from the
Big Show bin Box, Catbury and the Little League Game.
There's beghei words literally hit that big box at the
Big Show dot comy right.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Now, optors, Let's play Octors. It's the game that anyone
can win. John Boy Billy to give.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
You prizes from the big Prize being.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
Let's go.
Speaker 10 (06:10):
He contested number one.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
This should it be a lot of fun to win
your playing uppers.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Have a y up and guest time you love the
best time you love? A big shots shot.
Speaker 11 (06:26):
Hey on, Mark from Bennettsville, South Hell, we have shots.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Good morning Mark, more, Good morning everybuddy, are.
Speaker 12 (06:42):
You hey man?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
We're all good. Welcome in here? All right, buddy. Let's
say if you can win you some one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products. That's unbelievable.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
Are you ready sound like yes? All right?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
All right man. We'll give us three cartoon characters and fives.
I can go.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Talk Moore, leg barn Wiley, coyote, road runner, tweety both money.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh look edgie.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Somebody had a lot of time on their hands.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Had a boy mark. Next. Category three things at the
post office? Ready go.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
Mail mail boxes?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Uh damn, I'm a lot.
Speaker 13 (07:27):
Yeah there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Huh not quite as quick. The bosonofic says you were
the cartoon characters.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
You spend more time at the post office instead of
watching cartoon.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, let's see what you can do with Category three
for the wind. Three things covered by medicare ready go?
Speaker 14 (07:47):
Factin box doctors business is.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
That right, you got a bag for it.
Speaker 15 (07:56):
Ain't on you know, actually prefer it.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's a lot easier than the real injuries. God well, Mark,
good work on you and Buddy bull snot prize pack
head down to Bennersville for you.
Speaker 14 (08:10):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
Hey, I got a request, all right, what you got
When I was when our little kid, my grandma had
one of the pepper stickers that made a move out. I
want to hear the cow.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Right, Okay, yeah, hang out man, I'm a pepper shaker.
We're gonna have to look into that. Let'd be handy
it home. It's weird.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
You'd make the cow sneeze and milk would come into it.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
Yeah, yeah, I thought they did in the back of
the day.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Mary, We'll glad you won. Buddy, appreciate you. Listen if
you hang on, hook you up with the prize pack.
Speaker 14 (08:45):
All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
Have a great.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Why don't when I gall wear top of your new
Right on the other side, Robert or Kine and the
big show ain't what I'm Monday? Want to saw hang on.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Church, Yeah, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Julie the first Independence Day, Oh hit us bout Thursday
that'll have fun be saved in this country, in the world.
It made nice each other going to work this morning,
Robert o'ka.
Speaker 13 (10:04):
That's done by Robert Earl.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Keane is band lying a bit on.
Speaker 16 (10:08):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing. Come on, Jack
and get ready to say Sometimes on my days are
filled with right as I've traveled down left s, bad
things ain't going mind way because there's always someone swirming
(10:33):
in my line.
Speaker 17 (10:36):
You keep swimming in the line.
Speaker 16 (10:40):
And it's causing lots of Banginger.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 17 (10:48):
I'm shooting you the flane.
Speaker 13 (10:52):
Keep switching on.
Speaker 17 (10:53):
My bride lines.
Speaker 14 (10:56):
To him.
Speaker 16 (10:59):
When you're swerving all Lives high Way, you're running someone
off the road. The day Joe Way, I thought I
never never could love another.
Speaker 18 (11:17):
How else could I feed?
Speaker 16 (11:23):
But bowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her.
Speaker 19 (11:31):
I'll tank up the.
Speaker 20 (11:33):
Ones at the waiting.
Speaker 16 (11:37):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of Thames.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 18 (11:48):
I'm shooting you the fight.
Speaker 16 (11:52):
I keep switching on my briding lights. But you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all Lives. Oh why
you're running Simon off the road?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Earl Living to Big Show, Yo the Morning Makes Shows
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Friends, you're old pal Bert Burn here with another jimbling
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Sharp is clearly upset. Let's say, let's say I need
you front and seller pronto. You got some spraining to do,
(13:37):
you trippicker.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
Oh hey, darling, don't don't you look nice today? And
you you must have been to the drug store because
you smell like all the good clothes.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
It was.
Speaker 21 (13:53):
Zip and sweet talker. What the hell happened to the runtmobile?
Speaker 22 (13:58):
The the.
Speaker 21 (14:01):
Dad gum rutmobile. I'm getting it ready for the big
Independence State parade, and here it is. Beat the hell?
Oh yeah, oh thyet covered in branches, leaves, mud, and
a whole lot of blood. Where about that, Lucy, you
better come clean with me lest you forget. I am
Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot and I cannot have
(14:22):
my signature vehicle involved in any sketchy shenanigans.
Speaker 17 (14:25):
Did you hit a deer?
Speaker 23 (14:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Oh, thank the Lord, I hit a lawyer?
Speaker 7 (14:30):
What yeah, I didn't know what to do, so I
uh just come home.
Speaker 21 (14:37):
Well that explains all the blood. But where'd all the
other stuff come from? Well?
Speaker 7 (14:40):
I wound up having a chase up through the park.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Son of a.
Speaker 9 (14:49):
And how.
Speaker 21 (14:51):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Get
up upstairs this second. I'm so turned down I can
bely contain myself.
Speaker 12 (14:58):
That's not the way up.
Speaker 21 (15:01):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the inbred drunk
at Dothan Body Shop say.
Speaker 24 (15:05):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
it's a big show radio. Hell are you lindsay premise here?
Speaker 21 (15:17):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 13 (15:34):
Who will I.
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Thought it was Buddy.
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Speaker 6 (16:34):
We do that.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Hey man, we got a married man Monday for you.
Today we're gonna get ready to kick out off married
man getting a jiggy with it. You'll be able to
tell by the titles Taylor gave him to me. I'll
find him here right before. You've been so busy and
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(16:56):
Prize back coming up and be dealing with Alexander the
Great on John Boyd Jeffardy. How about this lot to
do that fun why would do it? Big Joe rolls
on Good morning, Big chokes on the radio. Oh Berry,
make me laugh on that cameon boots uh oh yeah,
(17:17):
talking about kicking off our married man. Monday, married man
with his boys. We got the strip of gram shacky
your booty. We will meet him and I'm going to
ended up with the boys. Now, leet's get our married
man money under way, my.
Speaker 25 (17:41):
Redmand my remand drive surrounding our minivan.
Speaker 9 (17:45):
God, my wife and some kids.
Speaker 25 (17:48):
His whole life's on the skids.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
There goes to Mimi man.
Speaker 12 (17:55):
House.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
He feeld listen, dude, the sport guys really screw hanging on.
Buy a bread, quarter of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 23 (18:04):
There goes the married man, got a big gas grill,
buys his clothes at the gap, and he's just about
had enough for this.
Speaker 9 (18:17):
Card man, read man man, red man. Fend the neighborhood.
Speaker 25 (18:22):
Married man.
Speaker 17 (18:23):
My Ni has no single life.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Let him do what they she says. It's about time
he grew we marry.
Speaker 25 (18:32):
There's a screw up.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
You don't find the married mine.
Speaker 26 (18:36):
How's a starry olpins married man as hard at work
at the office. Okay, sorry, I had to take another call?
Speaker 17 (18:42):
Now where were we?
Speaker 14 (18:43):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (18:43):
All right? Quarter milk, a loaf of bread and what craft?
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Light?
Speaker 17 (18:48):
Singles?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Hurried man?
Speaker 12 (18:52):
What I want to have a word with you right now?
Speaker 26 (18:55):
Good morning, mister Smuthers. Can you hold on just a moment? No, no,
no oh, I said, thirty thousand and not a penny
less call me if you change your mind.
Speaker 17 (19:05):
Sorry about that, chief. What can I do for you?
Speaker 8 (19:07):
Do you know what this is?
Speaker 17 (19:09):
It looks like the monthly production report.
Speaker 12 (19:11):
There's a lot of dreams, tackly what it is? Take
a look at it?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Notice anything unusual?
Speaker 17 (19:16):
M looks like we've changed to a heavier off white
paper stock.
Speaker 12 (19:20):
No, open your eyes, man, Look at those lines mark
with the yellow highlighter. What do you see?
Speaker 17 (19:27):
They're on my account?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
That's right.
Speaker 12 (19:29):
How long have you been with a company?
Speaker 17 (19:32):
Twenty two years?
Speaker 14 (19:33):
Sir?
Speaker 12 (19:33):
Well, I started this company thirty five years ago, and
in all that time, I've never seen anything like this.
I've gone over these figures over and over again, and
I still don't understand it. Maybe you can help me
out with something.
Speaker 17 (19:49):
What's that, sir?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
How could a man who's been.
Speaker 12 (19:52):
Here for twenty two years without ever attracting any attention
to himself whatsoever exceed his monthly quota by over two
one hundred percent.
Speaker 17 (20:01):
I'm sure there's a simple explanation. What did you say?
Speaker 12 (20:05):
Congratulations, married man, you're the Smithers Industry salesman of the month.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I can't believe.
Speaker 12 (20:14):
Congratulations son. Here's your official salesman of them on the plaque.
Speaker 17 (20:20):
Thank you, sir. I really really don't know what to say.
Speaker 12 (20:23):
And now I believe one of our young ladies from
accounting has another special presentation for you.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
Hello, married man, I'm Dusty.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Nice.
Speaker 17 (20:32):
Nice to meet you. Dusty.
Speaker 21 (20:34):
Do you like my outfit?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Well?
Speaker 26 (20:36):
To tell you the truth, that that blouse you're wearing
seems just a little bit low cut now according to
the way I understand the dress code.
Speaker 17 (20:43):
You know, well, I didn't mean for you. What are
you doing, Dusty?
Speaker 14 (20:52):
Is it you see that.
Speaker 17 (20:53):
Fellow standing over there? He's the owner of the company.
H mister Smithers. I have no idea what's going on here?
Speaker 26 (21:00):
And Olton, my goodness, So I don't believe i've seen
you around before.
Speaker 17 (21:07):
How long have you been in accounting?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
She's from Red Hot Stripping Grams.
Speaker 17 (21:11):
You more wrong?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I get it.
Speaker 17 (21:14):
You don't really work here you just said that, and
you come in and take your clothes.
Speaker 12 (21:22):
Married man, don't.
Speaker 10 (21:23):
Forget to breathe.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
Are you having a good time?
Speaker 14 (21:28):
Sure?
Speaker 17 (21:30):
So have you seen that movie Showgirls?
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Bye here?
Speaker 17 (21:33):
It's quite accurate in a lot of ways.
Speaker 26 (21:35):
To be honest with you, I don't really have much
experience with this kind of thing. I'm sure you're a
very nice girl. This is probably something you're doing.
Speaker 17 (21:43):
To I don't know, work your way through school or something.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
You know.
Speaker 26 (21:46):
I hear a lot of wow. You know, that's really
quite amazing. You know, you would think they would both
spend in the same direction.
Speaker 24 (21:54):
Right man, Line one, it's your Why.
Speaker 17 (21:57):
Dusty it?
Speaker 26 (21:58):
Could you excuse me for just a second, really kind
of need to take this cae h Hello, Hi, honey,
I'm kind of busy right now.
Speaker 17 (22:07):
What uh yeah, it is kind of noisy in here.
I think they're having trouble with the musak or something.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Huh.
Speaker 17 (22:15):
Let me see. Uh yeah, craft light singles, I did
get it.
Speaker 26 (22:19):
Yes, I think all the Kraft Light products are individually wrapped.
I'll double check this. Okay, what, uh No, Everything's fine.
Why do you why do you ask? I sound distracted? Well,
I'm just kind of busy. You know, things are great.
In fact, this is one of the breast days of
my life. I mean the best days of my life. No, no,
(22:40):
I wasn't really really talking to you, desk what Oh
rusty guy from accounting, he's in here talking about something.
Oh listen, nothing, I need to run. I'm getting a
little behind here, a little behind.
Speaker 17 (22:53):
No, no, no, no, I mean rusty. Uh listen, honey,
I gotta go. The boss just came in and dumped
some hot stuff in my lap. I mean, some important
stuff in my lap. I gotta go. Huh me too,
I did say it, Okay, I love you.
Speaker 26 (23:12):
Yes, really, it wouldn't matter if there was a busty
twenty two year old blonde wiggling or rear end.
Speaker 17 (23:17):
You could dunce a quarter off of right in my face. No, no, Dusty,
that time I was talking to you. I mean I
gotta go, honey. Bye. W Well, you just got to
know how to handle them, you know what I mean?
Speaker 12 (23:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, married man?
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Line too?
Speaker 13 (23:36):
Is your wife again?
Speaker 26 (23:38):
Hold on a second, guys, I guess she misses me already. Hello, Yes, honey,
what you checked my employee phone list and there's nobody
named Rusty in the accounting department.
Speaker 17 (23:54):
Well, holiday rock in a hot place? How will I
lawfully wet it here?
Speaker 26 (23:58):
I'll get out of this one by the answer Jill
and I got Next time, same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 9 (24:07):
You'll find them married none.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Shakey your booty episode from married Man in about an hour. Alright,
let's jump in here and play John BOYD Jeopardy. Alexander
the Great was a legendary battle strategist. He was the
first to send his soldiers in the battle without this
so their enemy wouldn't have anything to grab onto. Tater's
(24:34):
busy so hot pockets. Answer forever, what's y'all got? One?
Eight hundred? Big show?
Speaker 13 (24:43):
You told?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Free line across America? We go, do we get a winner?
We play John BOYD Jeopardy next? This is a big yoon.
(25:12):
The radio shot me an hour. What they're gonna do
this Monday? Money mem a, mile.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
My bow.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
If you're not going to be serious to you, I'm wow,
I'm showered. O. Hi, Okay, Okay, let's play Yeah Live
across America.
Speaker 15 (25:52):
It's the John BOYE distracted myself and now your host.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
In school, he was once asked what Alexander the Great
ad in common with a till of the hunt.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
His answer, they have the same middle name.
Speaker 13 (26:06):
He's gone.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Boys, all my tricks. I say, Hey the Dub out
of Great Court, South Carolina.
Speaker 17 (26:13):
Good morning, Dub, Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 14 (26:17):
What's happening, man?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Were working for a living? What you doing?
Speaker 14 (26:22):
I ain't doing that?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Well, I hate that, buddy, Well, Dub.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
But don't.
Speaker 14 (26:31):
I don't done mine, brother, I don't done mine.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I hear you, man, Well, you sound like you could
be ready for a waffle House prize pick at the
stage of your life.
Speaker 14 (26:40):
Oh man, they just built They just built one about
ten miles from out of the country where I live.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Is that right? So is that close from from where
you live? Tell you about fifteen minutes to get somewhere?
Speaker 14 (26:56):
Yeah about fifteen Yeah, twenty minutes something like that.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
You gotta going on worth, buddy, that's right here. You're
on the big show. Got a shot at that waffle
House prize packed? So, uh, let's see if you know
about Alexander the Great, of course, legendary battle strategists. He
was the first to send his soldiers. Yeah, the Great,
not the medium somewhat adequate Alexander. So so anyway, he
(27:24):
sent his soldiers in the battle without this, so the
enemy wouldn't have anything to grab on to. I mean
to grab onto this what he you know? Come on, man,
I wrote it and now I don't know so that
you got there.
Speaker 14 (27:44):
They grabbed the hold of their robe.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
So they sent him naked, is what you're saying. Without robes?
Speaker 14 (28:00):
U Uh, you could get real hurt like that. Okay, Uh,
I'm gonna save that. Their hair is well, I'm gonna
slay because that don't come off.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Okay, not hat? You said hair there? Okay, hats So
I send them out without hair? Well, let's see, yes,
that's it.
Speaker 13 (28:26):
Wow, man, I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
In the time that it took him to say that
they could have grown new hair. But uh, you pretending
to think like that took all your time for your
victory speech. So uh but good wordn't we well? Maybe
another not ready for drivetime player. We ain't getting the playhouse. Well,
we appreciate you down great court, buddy, waffle House prize
(28:52):
pack is coming your way, and I'm putting Tater back
on the phone with you.
Speaker 14 (28:58):
Boy, y'all have a girl.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I love you, Thank you so much. We appreciate you boy.
Oh like man, hang on bodin a hour TABI on news.
Right on the other side on Monday morning time capsule
(29:19):
The Very Important Life. Right on the other side of
this report.
Speaker 9 (29:27):
Mh.
Speaker 27 (29:51):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. She's got tattoos on her
backside and a car jacked up out the front. My
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neighbor next door is an on road horror, and she's
on phon a husband and spends her days in the
laundrome at washing and drying too tops night. Gret ol
crazy about my old lady, but I don't really think
id swapping. Spends her nights and a strip joy doing
an exotic dance in a night a day, pair of
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platform shoes and worn out spending necks pants. Her kids
still live with her mother and her stepbrother who's on
employing drowsing old shark trous pin Toole and sleeps with
a dude named Floying. And she a trailer par form
and she's the ol a home Princess.
Speaker 18 (30:56):
She's the Queen of Manufacture House, She's a trail of
park woman, She's a mob bahome princess, and me the
trailer Parking.
Speaker 21 (31:13):
She's got a bad reputation.
Speaker 27 (31:16):
She's the talk of the neighborhood till maybe her place
Saint Graceland.
Speaker 17 (31:22):
The furniture just as good.
Speaker 27 (31:27):
I often stir in her window when she's getting dressed inside,
but she don't mind. She looks up to me because
I'm on the double why a concrete rock foundation, and
it impresses her soul.
Speaker 13 (31:44):
She always comes a knocking.
Speaker 27 (31:46):
No one ever there's a tornade old and she's a
Turlo Park woman.
Speaker 12 (31:52):
She's all my home princess.
Speaker 18 (31:54):
Everybody's a quiet manufactured whose Jesus a trail worn woman.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
She's a.
Speaker 12 (32:05):
Princess and me trailer party.
Speaker 17 (32:15):
John Boy and Billy, Good morning Radio, done right.
Speaker 9 (32:24):
Really.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. July the fourth week,
all right, and get it going. That's what we're gonna make.
Show brod you by All Childers.
Speaker 28 (33:04):
And now it's story time with your host Carl Childers.
Speaker 29 (33:11):
I figured since we was right around the fourth of July,
it might be a good time to tell the story
of Independence Day.
Speaker 13 (33:20):
I can tell you about it if you owed me too.
Speaker 29 (33:21):
All right, Well, sir, what's upon a time the fresh
Prince was in the Air Force. He was living in
sin with this exotic dancer. Some folks call them strippers.
I call them exotic dancers. You could tell what she'd
done for a living on account of her false bosoms.
(33:42):
While the Fresh Prince was getting jiggy with that dancer
Gal Tanter like that, a passle of Martians they decided
they had a hanker and to take over the Earth.
Them space ships were flying all over the world, just
hanging in the sky there waiting to make the move.
Then that fella that played the fly in that Fly movie,
(34:05):
he's working over to the cable company. He had a
boss there, kindly talked like me. He kept hollering, David, David, well, sir.
The Fly caught onto their plans about that time, then
Martians started blowing up stuff. The President couldn't figure out
what to do, but to fly. He had it all
(34:26):
figured out. But the President he's a tag prideful and
didn't want to listen to him. But about the time
the White House blowed up, he come.
Speaker 12 (34:34):
Around a bit.
Speaker 29 (34:35):
So the President, the Fly, and that fella from Taxi
and some other folks they all flied off to the
desert where it is safe. The Fresh Prince and that
giazz singer that thinks a good bit of hisself. Hein't
tried fighting them Martians off, but the Martians put a
hurting on him, but Good wiped them all out except
for the Fresh Prince. He managed to wreck one of
(34:56):
them Martians rigs plumb whooped the tar out of him.
Then he smoked a cigar. I didn't understand that part
of it, well, sir. He wrapped up that Martian fella
and no old parachute commanded dragging him across the desert.
All of a sudden, he run up on cousin Eddy
from in Vacation Movies. He was in a bad way
with a hard liquor, driving a motor home with a
(35:18):
bunch of other folks in tow. They helped the Fresh
Prince told him to that secret place in the desert
there where they had a bunch of them space boogers
and big old jars. David had one of their ship
rigs there floating in space right there in the garage.
Seemed like this wasn't the first time them space bogers
had been here. I guess they're back looking for all
their friends. Well, sir, them scientists fellas at this secret place.
(35:42):
He is kindly curious about what was inside them Martian,
they started cutting one of them open.
Speaker 13 (35:47):
Trouble was, he weren't quite dead yet. He jumped up,
started tearing up the place. He even turned that mister
Data from Star Trek into a hand pupping Well, sir,
they know them. Martian was fixing the take over the world.
They didn't have much time to stop it.
Speaker 29 (36:04):
The Fly there, they figured out how to get him,
and him and that fresh prince flew up to that
floating space rig up in the big ship there and
charge of everything. They used the Fly's laptop computer and
they knocked that invisible fence down and blowed up the
big ship. Mister Bill Cox said that was pretty neat trick.
He can't hardly get on his Facebook. Back on Earth,
(36:27):
the President gave a speech about being Independence Day, got
everybody to yehawing. They showed everybody else in the world
how to knock them spaceships out, and they commenced to
getting it done. Cousin Eddie he sobered up long enough
to fly his plane right up into the space ship's backside.
It blowed up real good.
Speaker 13 (36:45):
All the Martians was yelling, what'd you kill us Martians?
Speaker 29 (36:48):
Fur? What does kill us Martians fur except they were
doing in Martian talk. I didn't understand it, and it
makes sense that that's what they'd be saying. Then to
fly and the fresh prince they come back to Earth
smoked another cigar. I didn't get that part of it.
Speaker 13 (37:03):
Then, once all the people in the world high fived
each other.
Speaker 29 (37:07):
And celebrated, they cleaned up and went back to hating
each other like they were supposed to do.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
More than the story. It don't matter if you come
from Mars or Hawaii.
Speaker 29 (37:16):
When you start fooling around with American freedoms, we get
a mite hot about it.
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Speaker 13 (37:31):
You want to use these sparklers to light these cigars?
Speaker 12 (37:33):
Little fellers, here, what.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Good morning? A big show is on your radio.
Speaker 30 (37:41):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The SuDS belly up, there's full everywhere, flying
through the air, rock plates and bullets and hands. People
eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
They doesn't believe it though. With the sprints you can't
imagine chicken and biscuits and whole pigs on a great
big stick. That's what it's like at the dunpoint of
Pulley picture which a buffet from stock to finish.
Speaker 21 (38:02):
There should be a cover charge.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 30 (38:03):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is fort cleaning bill over my head.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
You're gonna eat that.
Speaker 12 (38:43):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
It's a big shaw on the radio. We would tell
you earlier. Porky Pig's birthday. He was like born with
little little piglets. He first appeared in his first cartoon
entitled I Haven't Got a Hat. Tayler acted it out earlier.
Speaker 15 (39:00):
Busy in the corner, I got just so good. But
Porky Pi, Wow, what an actor. Yes, nineteen thirty five.
We've celebrated through the years. Oh let's go for some
teen angst Porky.
Speaker 10 (39:19):
It be a team angel. Its a teen angel idiot,
teen age Joe at aful night. And because the car
was stoned.
Speaker 20 (39:39):
Upon the railroad trains, I believe we have pulled you
out and we wors is it safe and believe about.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
You ever.
Speaker 14 (39:52):
Bad?
Speaker 10 (39:54):
It's your teamam Joe.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 22 (39:59):
Idiot team named Gel?
Speaker 14 (40:02):
Can you see me?
Speaker 18 (40:04):
I use it?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Somewhere else?
Speaker 14 (40:08):
Give it up and.
Speaker 7 (40:09):
It's still your own.
Speaker 10 (40:12):
Truly really love? What wasn't you? We're lean looking for that?
It took your life? Then in in in they said
they found my high school ring.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
In your day.
Speaker 10 (40:38):
It's a name Gel.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (40:43):
It is the teenaged Gel.
Speaker 31 (40:46):
Can you see me?
Speaker 22 (40:48):
I used it is somewhere else, give up and it's
still your own, truly love.
Speaker 20 (41:00):
You're just sweet sixteen and in the you know you're gone.
They've taken you a week a week away, I'll never
kiss You're in the.
Speaker 10 (41:14):
The ALIPs again. If it's today? And he is the
tea named Joel?
Speaker 14 (41:25):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 29 (41:27):
It is?
Speaker 22 (41:28):
He is a teenamed Joel?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
You get can you see me?
Speaker 25 (41:33):
How are you?
Speaker 10 (41:33):
Miss Swell?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
All year old?
Speaker 22 (41:40):
Really is a team Gel alias n angel aser.
Speaker 9 (41:56):
Ilio.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Good Morning, got the big show on the radio. Coming up,
we play Beating the Blonde for a mount Olive Pickles
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mount olive pickles ban good more info. Hang on within
it all in minutes. Get back to our married man Monday.
Speaker 25 (42:39):
My readmind, My readman drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 9 (42:44):
God, my wife had some kids. His whole life on
the skids. Turgles to my mind. You know the words, okay,
housey field.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Listen, dude, this poor guy's mini screw hanging on bread
cord of milk.
Speaker 23 (43:03):
The glass grew buys his clothes at the gap and
he's just about follow.
Speaker 17 (43:15):
This group.
Speaker 9 (43:17):
Man friend the neighborhood. Married man has no see wife
will let him.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Do what she says.
Speaker 17 (43:27):
It's about time he grew.
Speaker 9 (43:30):
There's a screw you don't find the married man.
Speaker 26 (43:34):
As our story opens, married man and his dysfunctional crew
were about to meet after spending the night at the
Radisson Westside Hotel in Los Angeles.
Speaker 17 (43:46):
Morning their chum, you sleep well, you know it.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Oh, we're all gonna go down to have breakfast in
a restaurant.
Speaker 26 (43:51):
Well, actually I just talked to drinking, but I mean
Captain Action guy. The hotel sent breakfast to.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
His room here. I can't believe it actually gave him
the present aidential.
Speaker 17 (44:00):
Sweet Well, you know he is kind of the man
of honor.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Don't remind me crazy Googenheim accidentally knocks out one lousy
airplane hijacker. All of a sudden, he's the Elvis and
we're the Memphis MafA.
Speaker 17 (44:11):
Now now try to be nice to him, after all,
he's just waking up. Hey, y'all, come on in the house.
Speaker 13 (44:19):
Wow, what a spread?
Speaker 17 (44:20):
Anybody I need a bloody Mary? No, no thanks. You
certainly are a chipper for so early in the morning.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
It's easy to do when you ain't been to bed yet.
It was absolute. We figured we just stay up. Good morning, Hannies.
Speaker 11 (44:33):
He wants some drabs.
Speaker 17 (44:34):
Oh, well, good morning Monica.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
I'm Monica, man. This place is unbelievable.
Speaker 13 (44:39):
Look at the size of that cow.
Speaker 19 (44:40):
Got a heart shaped jacuzzie in the bedroom too, and
we've been giving both of them work.
Speaker 17 (44:44):
It ain't that right, big girl?
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Please, I'm getting ready to eat here.
Speaker 26 (44:51):
So guys, after breakfast, I thought we'd call the tolleran
agent that the manager of the airport told us about yesterday.
Speaker 9 (44:57):
Don't need any big guy.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
I done found somebody.
Speaker 17 (44:59):
Ba you did cool.
Speaker 19 (45:01):
It's Feller.
Speaker 17 (45:01):
I met Do at the bar in the lobby last night.
He's come by and talked to us in just a.
Speaker 19 (45:05):
Minute, don't worry, already filled him in on.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Our whole deal. Oh that sounds promising. Hey, mat, that's
him now, married man.
Speaker 12 (45:14):
We gotta take control of this before that idiot totally
screws things out.
Speaker 8 (45:18):
Easy.
Speaker 17 (45:18):
Now, let's at least meet the guy first.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Ah. There he is Captain the Action Guy America.
Speaker 13 (45:25):
Now as super hearing person.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
The man would hold my shit many many cocktail beverages
last night.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
I am pleased to be seeing you again, my friend.
Speaker 19 (45:34):
Come on in money, let me introduce you to the
rest of the action friends. Of course, you done met
my youthful ward Captain Action Girl and them SU's my sidekicks,
Captain Married Guy and Captain Other Guy.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
If you're not gonna give him the boot, at least
get him to make up a better superhero named comus
Teddy Chum.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
And I am jab Bibi YABOOTI senior agent of the
Rushneys Talent Management Company. And me sound a bit strange
to your American ears, So if it would make you
monch ease. You can just call me Shekey.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Shakey your booty, don't mind if I do.
Speaker 9 (46:12):
Oh, I never get tired of the joke.
Speaker 19 (46:17):
Shaky here is gonna handle all the business stuff for us,
so we'll have more time to do all that superhero.
Speaker 17 (46:22):
And I have many, many big plans for you, babe.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
May I call you babe?
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Tomorrow at lunchtime, you will cut the ribbon at the
new Hooters in Hermosa Beach. Later, you will be hosting
the Dizzy Bet contest at the La Frenzy Arena football
game where it is nickel Ber Night. Then you would
host the finals of Karaoke Combat and Crazy Glickman Sports
Bar in Santa Monica, home of Dollard Margarita's, every night
from six to eight pm.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Call me, Hey, the guy Old Shaky here deliver or
what great? We're part of the biggest news story in
the country. And Captain jin Blossom here's up for anything
that'll get somebody to bomb a drink. This is the
stupidest thing I've ever seen. Can you come back later?
Speaker 31 (47:03):
So we think, Oh no, I am not here to
clean a room. I just want to meet you. Do
you want the Captain Action Man Jess, that's my name,
not where it are. Oh I hope I'm not bothering you,
but could I have your autograph?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Okay, I was wrong. That's the stupidest thing I've ever.
Speaker 19 (47:19):
Seen, and saw the Captain Action Guy Juggernaut rolls on
how will our heroes handle their newfound notoriety June and
again next time when we'll hear a married.
Speaker 17 (47:31):
Man's wife say.
Speaker 26 (47:34):
Married man say, well, yes, we were at Hooters, but
I promise honey, it wasn't my idea.
Speaker 17 (47:40):
Monica Mink say.
Speaker 21 (47:41):
Hey, when am I gonna get my new boots?
Speaker 17 (47:44):
Everybody say.
Speaker 19 (47:47):
All that and more, and our next speak for a
tightening episode, same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 9 (47:55):
There's a school. Look do you find the married mane.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Right there? About an hour of the Boys' Night Out
Married man episode? Right now, let's play Beating the Blonde
one eight hundred big show you told free lot. We'll
get a contestant and play next
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
So brand new week, It is a brand new month.
We celebrate our independence as the greatest nation on God's Earth.
The United States Celebarragon this weekcad I'm here, j Love Firs. Hey,
(01:22):
Big shows on the radio. National Postal Worker Day, sleut
all our postal workers man and dudes living packages on Sunday,
now I know?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, and be nice to even the ones that
aren't nice to you, like the one.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
On my route. Right. Yeah, what'd you do? How's it going?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Funny boring the radio? Huh okay? To drive the truck one.
There's National US Postage Stamp Day too, to go along
with opposed the Worker's Day, very important National Creative ice
Cream Flavors Day. I think they've gone kind of too
far with ice cream flavors.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, I guess they do it on purpose. Didn't they
have one that days it?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Stinky or something, or it was a publicity stunts.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, there's been plenty of Ben and Jerry occasionally do
something icky.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, so this is just a data sample. Or wonder
about the awkward or just plain silly kinds of ice
cream flavors.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Like cotton, candy and grape. Yeah, those kind of things.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'm gonna tell you one of my favorites right now.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Blue Bunny has a soft serve ice cream in the
freezer section at the grip Bunny.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I don't know how to probably a lot of chemicals
that aren't good for me. But by what flavor? Do
you get vanilla? And then you can because it's soft serve,
you can stir in some semi sweet chocolate chips or
Oreo cookie or whatever you want to.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You go tubby, all right, Blue Bunny, Blue Bunny, Bonnet,
Blue Bunny. Okay, I got it down there. Uh and
finally one more National Ginger Snap Day. I used to
love it. Seemed like it was special to get ginger
snaps growing up.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
You used to love them. So you haven't had.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Your hat that and talked about one? Now is now
here you go? Perfect time to get some.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
They're way up high at the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
On the shelf.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
You know they're way up there.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I think I can pull it off. I'm perfectly yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
I'm just saying that's how popular they are.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'll go with you and say, reach up there. We
got three days and this is saved up, and get
that first prize pack out and let's get the winning beginning.
Big shows on the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on
the radio. First prize pack we played for today have
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own air contest button. While you're there now listen up.
Might be playing and was on the State in nineteen
thirty five. Porky Pig first appeared in the Warner Brothers
(04:13):
cartoon Go Tator. I Haven't Got a hat was the
name of it, Tator, you got a hat? Haven't got
a hat? He had a hat, gottle. She has been
practicing the.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
After them, buddy tall folks.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Close enough. Move up to nineteen sixty three the US
post Office from US Postal Workers Postage Stamp Day, they
officially started the use of five digit zip codes.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
Right.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I don't know if mother celebrate two seventy two, five
to three, that's my ZIPC growing up. Still got it? Well,
thank you. Nineteen sixty six, seventeen million elderly citizens became
receiving or began receiving their first benefits from Medicare, a
new federal program which started on this day in sixty six.
(05:04):
Benicas been around sixty six. I got it. Yeah, alright,
there you go. There's a categories one eight hundred Big Shows.
You're toll free line. We play outburst next, Good Morning,
(05:38):
It's a big show on the radio. Real to do
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There's beghei words literally hit that big box at the
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Speaker 6 (05:53):
Now, optors, Let's play Octors. It's the game that anyone
can win. John Boy Billy to give.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
You prizes from the big Prize being.
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Let's go.
Speaker 10 (06:10):
He contested number one.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
This should it be a lot of fun to win
your playing uppers.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Have a y up and guest time you love the
best time you love? A big shots shot.
Speaker 11 (06:26):
Hey on, Mark from Bennettsville, South Hell, we have shots.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Good morning Mark, more, Good morning everybuddy, are.
Speaker 12 (06:42):
You hey man?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
We're all good. Welcome in here? All right, buddy. Let's
say if you can win you some one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products. That's unbelievable.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
Are you ready sound like yes? All right?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
All right man. We'll give us three cartoon characters and fives.
I can go.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Talk Moore, leg barn Wiley, coyote, road runner, tweety both money.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh look edgie.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Somebody had a lot of time on their hands.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Had a boy mark. Next. Category three things at the
post office? Ready go.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
Mail mail boxes?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Uh damn, I'm a lot.
Speaker 13 (07:27):
Yeah there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Huh not quite as quick. The bosonofic says you were
the cartoon characters.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
You spend more time at the post office instead of
watching cartoon.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, let's see what you can do with Category three
for the wind. Three things covered by medicare ready go?
Speaker 14 (07:47):
Factin box doctors business is.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
That right, you got a bag for it.
Speaker 15 (07:56):
Ain't on you know, actually prefer it.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's a lot easier than the real injuries. God well, Mark,
good work on you and Buddy bull snot prize pack
head down to Bennersville for you.
Speaker 14 (08:10):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
Hey, I got a request, all right, what you got
When I was when our little kid, my grandma had
one of the pepper stickers that made a move out. I
want to hear the cow.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Right, Okay, yeah, hang out man, I'm a pepper shaker.
We're gonna have to look into that. Let'd be handy
it home. It's weird.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
You'd make the cow sneeze and milk would come into it.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
Yeah, yeah, I thought they did in the back of
the day.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Mary, We'll glad you won. Buddy, appreciate you. Listen if
you hang on, hook you up with the prize pack.
Speaker 14 (08:45):
All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
Have a great.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Why don't when I gall wear top of your new
Right on the other side, Robert or Kine and the
big show ain't what I'm Monday? Want to saw hang on.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Church, Yeah, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Julie the first Independence Day, Oh hit us bout Thursday
that'll have fun be saved in this country, in the world.
It made nice each other going to work this morning,
Robert o'ka.
Speaker 13 (10:04):
That's done by Robert Earl.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Keane is band lying a bit on.
Speaker 16 (10:08):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing. Come on, Jack
and get ready to say Sometimes on my days are
filled with right as I've traveled down left s, bad
things ain't going mind way because there's always someone swirming
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in my line.
Speaker 17 (10:36):
You keep swimming in the line.
Speaker 16 (10:40):
And it's causing lots of Banginger.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 17 (10:48):
I'm shooting you the flane.
Speaker 13 (10:52):
Keep switching on.
Speaker 17 (10:53):
My bride lines.
Speaker 14 (10:56):
To him.
Speaker 16 (10:59):
When you're swerving all Lives high Way, you're running someone
off the road. The day Joe Way, I thought I
never never could love another.
Speaker 18 (11:17):
How else could I feed?
Speaker 16 (11:23):
But bowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her.
Speaker 19 (11:31):
I'll tank up the.
Speaker 20 (11:33):
Ones at the waiting.
Speaker 16 (11:37):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of Thames.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 18 (11:48):
I'm shooting you the fight.
Speaker 16 (11:52):
I keep switching on my briding lights. But you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all Lives. Oh why
you're running Simon off the road?
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Earl Living to Big Show, Yo the Morning Makes Shows
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Speaker 21 (13:16):
Friends, you're old pal Bert Burn here with another jimbling
exploding installment of the John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's
episode The Fender Bender. As our story opens, Ricky b
Sharp is clearly upset. Let's say, let's say I need
you front and seller pronto. You got some spraining to do,
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you trippicker.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
Oh hey, darling, don't don't you look nice today? And
you you must have been to the drug store because
you smell like all the good clothes.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
It was.
Speaker 21 (13:53):
Zip and sweet talker. What the hell happened to the runtmobile?
Speaker 22 (13:58):
The the.
Speaker 21 (14:01):
Dad gum rutmobile. I'm getting it ready for the big
Independence State parade, and here it is. Beat the hell?
Oh yeah, oh thyet covered in branches, leaves, mud, and
a whole lot of blood. Where about that, Lucy, you
better come clean with me lest you forget. I am
Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot and I cannot have
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my signature vehicle involved in any sketchy shenanigans.
Speaker 17 (14:25):
Did you hit a deer?
Speaker 23 (14:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Oh, thank the Lord, I hit a lawyer?
Speaker 7 (14:30):
What yeah, I didn't know what to do, so I
uh just come home.
Speaker 21 (14:37):
Well that explains all the blood. But where'd all the
other stuff come from? Well?
Speaker 7 (14:40):
I wound up having a chase up through the park.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Son of a.
Speaker 9 (14:49):
And how.
Speaker 21 (14:51):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Get
up upstairs this second. I'm so turned down I can
bely contain myself.
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That's not the way up.
Speaker 21 (15:01):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the inbred drunk
at Dothan Body Shop say.
Speaker 24 (15:05):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
it's a big show radio. Hell are you lindsay premise here?
Speaker 21 (15:17):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 13 (15:34):
Who will I.
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Thought it was Buddy.
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We do that.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Hey man, we got a married man Monday for you.
Today we're gonna get ready to kick out off married
man getting a jiggy with it. You'll be able to
tell by the titles Taylor gave him to me. I'll
find him here right before. You've been so busy and
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Prize back coming up and be dealing with Alexander the
Great on John Boyd Jeffardy. How about this lot to
do that fun why would do it? Big Joe rolls
on Good morning, Big chokes on the radio. Oh Berry,
make me laugh on that cameon boots uh oh yeah,
(17:17):
talking about kicking off our married man. Monday, married man
with his boys. We got the strip of gram shacky
your booty. We will meet him and I'm going to
ended up with the boys. Now, leet's get our married
man money under way, my.
Speaker 25 (17:41):
Redmand my remand drive surrounding our minivan.
Speaker 9 (17:45):
God, my wife and some kids.
Speaker 25 (17:48):
His whole life's on the skids.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
There goes to Mimi man.
Speaker 12 (17:55):
House.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
He feeld listen, dude, the sport guys really screw hanging on.
Buy a bread, quarter of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 23 (18:04):
There goes the married man, got a big gas grill,
buys his clothes at the gap, and he's just about
had enough for this.
Speaker 9 (18:17):
Card man, read man man, red man. Fend the neighborhood.
Speaker 25 (18:22):
Married man.
Speaker 17 (18:23):
My Ni has no single life.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Let him do what they she says. It's about time
he grew we marry.
Speaker 25 (18:32):
There's a screw up.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
You don't find the married mine.
Speaker 26 (18:36):
How's a starry olpins married man as hard at work
at the office. Okay, sorry, I had to take another call?
Speaker 17 (18:42):
Now where were we?
Speaker 14 (18:43):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (18:43):
All right? Quarter milk, a loaf of bread and what craft?
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Light?
Speaker 17 (18:48):
Singles?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Hurried man?
Speaker 12 (18:52):
What I want to have a word with you right now?
Speaker 26 (18:55):
Good morning, mister Smuthers. Can you hold on just a moment? No, no,
no oh, I said, thirty thousand and not a penny
less call me if you change your mind.
Speaker 17 (19:05):
Sorry about that, chief. What can I do for you?
Speaker 8 (19:07):
Do you know what this is?
Speaker 17 (19:09):
It looks like the monthly production report.
Speaker 12 (19:11):
There's a lot of dreams, tackly what it is? Take
a look at it?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Notice anything unusual?
Speaker 17 (19:16):
M looks like we've changed to a heavier off white
paper stock.
Speaker 12 (19:20):
No, open your eyes, man, Look at those lines mark
with the yellow highlighter. What do you see?
Speaker 17 (19:27):
They're on my account?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
That's right.
Speaker 12 (19:29):
How long have you been with a company?
Speaker 17 (19:32):
Twenty two years?
Speaker 14 (19:33):
Sir?
Speaker 12 (19:33):
Well, I started this company thirty five years ago, and
in all that time, I've never seen anything like this.
I've gone over these figures over and over again, and
I still don't understand it. Maybe you can help me
out with something.
Speaker 17 (19:49):
What's that, sir?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
How could a man who's been.
Speaker 12 (19:52):
Here for twenty two years without ever attracting any attention
to himself whatsoever exceed his monthly quota by over two
one hundred percent.
Speaker 17 (20:01):
I'm sure there's a simple explanation. What did you say?
Speaker 12 (20:05):
Congratulations, married man, you're the Smithers Industry salesman of the month.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I can't believe.
Speaker 12 (20:14):
Congratulations son. Here's your official salesman of them on the plaque.
Speaker 17 (20:20):
Thank you, sir. I really really don't know what to say.
Speaker 12 (20:23):
And now I believe one of our young ladies from
accounting has another special presentation for you.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
Hello, married man, I'm Dusty.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Nice.
Speaker 17 (20:32):
Nice to meet you. Dusty.
Speaker 21 (20:34):
Do you like my outfit?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Well?
Speaker 26 (20:36):
To tell you the truth, that that blouse you're wearing
seems just a little bit low cut now according to
the way I understand the dress code.
Speaker 17 (20:43):
You know, well, I didn't mean for you. What are
you doing, Dusty?
Speaker 14 (20:52):
Is it you see that.
Speaker 17 (20:53):
Fellow standing over there? He's the owner of the company.
H mister Smithers. I have no idea what's going on here?
Speaker 26 (21:00):
And Olton, my goodness, So I don't believe i've seen
you around before.
Speaker 17 (21:07):
How long have you been in accounting?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
She's from Red Hot Stripping Grams.
Speaker 17 (21:11):
You more wrong?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I get it.
Speaker 17 (21:14):
You don't really work here you just said that, and
you come in and take your clothes.
Speaker 12 (21:22):
Married man, don't.
Speaker 10 (21:23):
Forget to breathe.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
Are you having a good time?
Speaker 14 (21:28):
Sure?
Speaker 17 (21:30):
So have you seen that movie Showgirls?
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Bye here?
Speaker 17 (21:33):
It's quite accurate in a lot of ways.
Speaker 26 (21:35):
To be honest with you, I don't really have much
experience with this kind of thing. I'm sure you're a
very nice girl. This is probably something you're doing.
Speaker 17 (21:43):
To I don't know, work your way through school or something.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
You know.
Speaker 26 (21:46):
I hear a lot of wow. You know, that's really
quite amazing. You know, you would think they would both
spend in the same direction.
Speaker 24 (21:54):
Right man, Line one, it's your Why.
Speaker 17 (21:57):
Dusty it?
Speaker 26 (21:58):
Could you excuse me for just a second, really kind
of need to take this cae h Hello, Hi, honey,
I'm kind of busy right now.
Speaker 17 (22:07):
What uh yeah, it is kind of noisy in here.
I think they're having trouble with the musak or something.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Huh.
Speaker 17 (22:15):
Let me see. Uh yeah, craft light singles, I did
get it.
Speaker 26 (22:19):
Yes, I think all the Kraft Light products are individually wrapped.
I'll double check this. Okay, what, uh No, Everything's fine.
Why do you why do you ask? I sound distracted? Well,
I'm just kind of busy. You know, things are great.
In fact, this is one of the breast days of
my life. I mean the best days of my life. No, no,
(22:40):
I wasn't really really talking to you, desk what Oh
rusty guy from accounting, he's in here talking about something.
Oh listen, nothing, I need to run. I'm getting a
little behind here, a little behind.
Speaker 17 (22:53):
No, no, no, no, I mean rusty. Uh listen, honey,
I gotta go. The boss just came in and dumped
some hot stuff in my lap. I mean, some important
stuff in my lap. I gotta go. Huh me too,
I did say it, Okay, I love you.
Speaker 26 (23:12):
Yes, really, it wouldn't matter if there was a busty
twenty two year old blonde wiggling or rear end.
Speaker 17 (23:17):
You could dunce a quarter off of right in my face. No, no, Dusty,
that time I was talking to you. I mean I
gotta go, honey. Bye. W Well, you just got to
know how to handle them, you know what I mean?
Speaker 12 (23:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, married man?
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Line too?
Speaker 13 (23:36):
Is your wife again?
Speaker 26 (23:38):
Hold on a second, guys, I guess she misses me already. Hello, Yes, honey,
what you checked my employee phone list and there's nobody
named Rusty in the accounting department.
Speaker 17 (23:54):
Well, holiday rock in a hot place? How will I
lawfully wet it here?
Speaker 26 (23:58):
I'll get out of this one by the answer Jill
and I got Next time, same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 9 (24:07):
You'll find them married none.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Shakey your booty episode from married Man in about an hour. Alright,
let's jump in here and play John BOYD Jeopardy. Alexander
the Great was a legendary battle strategist. He was the
first to send his soldiers in the battle without this
so their enemy wouldn't have anything to grab onto. Tater's
(24:34):
busy so hot pockets. Answer forever, what's y'all got? One?
Eight hundred? Big show?
Speaker 13 (24:43):
You told?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Free line across America? We go, do we get a winner?
We play John BOYD Jeopardy next? This is a big yoon.
(25:12):
The radio shot me an hour. What they're gonna do
this Monday? Money mem a, mile.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
My bow.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
If you're not going to be serious to you, I'm wow,
I'm showered. O. Hi, Okay, Okay, let's play Yeah Live
across America.
Speaker 15 (25:52):
It's the John BOYE distracted myself and now your host.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
In school, he was once asked what Alexander the Great
ad in common with a till of the hunt.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
His answer, they have the same middle name.
Speaker 13 (26:06):
He's gone.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Boys, all my tricks. I say, Hey the Dub out
of Great Court, South Carolina.
Speaker 17 (26:13):
Good morning, Dub, Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 14 (26:17):
What's happening, man?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Were working for a living? What you doing?
Speaker 14 (26:22):
I ain't doing that?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Well, I hate that, buddy, Well, Dub.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
But don't.
Speaker 14 (26:31):
I don't done mine, brother, I don't done mine.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I hear you, man, Well, you sound like you could
be ready for a waffle House prize pick at the
stage of your life.
Speaker 14 (26:40):
Oh man, they just built They just built one about
ten miles from out of the country where I live.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Is that right? So is that close from from where
you live? Tell you about fifteen minutes to get somewhere?
Speaker 14 (26:56):
Yeah about fifteen Yeah, twenty minutes something like that.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
You gotta going on worth, buddy, that's right here. You're
on the big show. Got a shot at that waffle
House prize packed? So, uh, let's see if you know
about Alexander the Great, of course, legendary battle strategists. He
was the first to send his soldiers. Yeah, the Great,
not the medium somewhat adequate Alexander. So so anyway, he
(27:24):
sent his soldiers in the battle without this, so the
enemy wouldn't have anything to grab on to. I mean
to grab onto this what he you know? Come on, man,
I wrote it and now I don't know so that
you got there.
Speaker 14 (27:44):
They grabbed the hold of their robe.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
So they sent him naked, is what you're saying. Without robes?
Speaker 14 (28:00):
U Uh, you could get real hurt like that. Okay, Uh,
I'm gonna save that. Their hair is well, I'm gonna
slay because that don't come off.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Okay, not hat? You said hair there? Okay, hats So
I send them out without hair? Well, let's see, yes,
that's it.
Speaker 13 (28:26):
Wow, man, I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
In the time that it took him to say that
they could have grown new hair. But uh, you pretending
to think like that took all your time for your
victory speech. So uh but good wordn't we well? Maybe
another not ready for drivetime player. We ain't getting the playhouse. Well,
we appreciate you down great court, buddy, waffle House prize
(28:52):
pack is coming your way, and I'm putting Tater back
on the phone with you.
Speaker 14 (28:58):
Boy, y'all have a girl.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I love you, Thank you so much. We appreciate you boy.
Oh like man, hang on bodin a hour TABI on news.
Right on the other side on Monday morning time capsule
(29:19):
The Very Important Life. Right on the other side of
this report.
Speaker 9 (29:27):
Mh.
Speaker 27 (29:51):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. She's got tattoos on her
backside and a car jacked up out the front. My
(30:13):
neighbor next door is an on road horror, and she's
on phon a husband and spends her days in the
laundrome at washing and drying too tops night. Gret ol
crazy about my old lady, but I don't really think
id swapping. Spends her nights and a strip joy doing
an exotic dance in a night a day, pair of
(30:36):
platform shoes and worn out spending necks pants. Her kids
still live with her mother and her stepbrother who's on
employing drowsing old shark trous pin Toole and sleeps with
a dude named Floying. And she a trailer par form
and she's the ol a home Princess.
Speaker 18 (30:56):
She's the Queen of Manufacture House, She's a trail of
park woman, She's a mob bahome princess, and me the
trailer Parking.
Speaker 21 (31:13):
She's got a bad reputation.
Speaker 27 (31:16):
She's the talk of the neighborhood till maybe her place
Saint Graceland.
Speaker 17 (31:22):
The furniture just as good.
Speaker 27 (31:27):
I often stir in her window when she's getting dressed inside,
but she don't mind. She looks up to me because
I'm on the double why a concrete rock foundation, and
it impresses her soul.
Speaker 13 (31:44):
She always comes a knocking.
Speaker 27 (31:46):
No one ever there's a tornade old and she's a
Turlo Park woman.
Speaker 12 (31:52):
She's all my home princess.
Speaker 18 (31:54):
Everybody's a quiet manufactured whose Jesus a trail worn woman.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
She's a.
Speaker 12 (32:05):
Princess and me trailer party.
Speaker 17 (32:15):
John Boy and Billy, Good morning Radio, done right.
Speaker 9 (32:24):
Really.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. July the fourth week,
all right, and get it going. That's what we're gonna make.
Show brod you by All Childers.
Speaker 28 (33:04):
And now it's story time with your host Carl Childers.
Speaker 29 (33:11):
I figured since we was right around the fourth of July,
it might be a good time to tell the story
of Independence Day.
Speaker 13 (33:20):
I can tell you about it if you owed me too.
Speaker 29 (33:21):
All right, Well, sir, what's upon a time the fresh
Prince was in the Air Force. He was living in
sin with this exotic dancer. Some folks call them strippers.
I call them exotic dancers. You could tell what she'd
done for a living on account of her false bosoms.
(33:42):
While the Fresh Prince was getting jiggy with that dancer
Gal Tanter like that, a passle of Martians they decided
they had a hanker and to take over the Earth.
Them space ships were flying all over the world, just
hanging in the sky there waiting to make the move.
Then that fella that played the fly in that Fly movie,
(34:05):
he's working over to the cable company. He had a
boss there, kindly talked like me. He kept hollering, David, David, well, sir.
The Fly caught onto their plans about that time, then
Martians started blowing up stuff. The President couldn't figure out
what to do, but to fly. He had it all
(34:26):
figured out. But the President he's a tag prideful and
didn't want to listen to him. But about the time
the White House blowed up, he come.
Speaker 12 (34:34):
Around a bit.
Speaker 29 (34:35):
So the President, the Fly, and that fella from Taxi
and some other folks they all flied off to the
desert where it is safe. The Fresh Prince and that
giazz singer that thinks a good bit of hisself. Hein't
tried fighting them Martians off, but the Martians put a
hurting on him, but Good wiped them all out except
for the Fresh Prince. He managed to wreck one of
(34:56):
them Martians rigs plumb whooped the tar out of him.
Then he smoked a cigar. I didn't understand that part
of it, well, sir. He wrapped up that Martian fella
and no old parachute commanded dragging him across the desert.
All of a sudden, he run up on cousin Eddy
from in Vacation Movies. He was in a bad way
with a hard liquor, driving a motor home with a
(35:18):
bunch of other folks in tow. They helped the Fresh
Prince told him to that secret place in the desert
there where they had a bunch of them space boogers
and big old jars. David had one of their ship
rigs there floating in space right there in the garage.
Seemed like this wasn't the first time them space bogers
had been here. I guess they're back looking for all
their friends. Well, sir, them scientists fellas at this secret place.
(35:42):
He is kindly curious about what was inside them Martian,
they started cutting one of them open.
Speaker 13 (35:47):
Trouble was, he weren't quite dead yet. He jumped up,
started tearing up the place. He even turned that mister
Data from Star Trek into a hand pupping Well, sir,
they know them. Martian was fixing the take over the world.
They didn't have much time to stop it.
Speaker 29 (36:04):
The Fly there, they figured out how to get him,
and him and that fresh prince flew up to that
floating space rig up in the big ship there and
charge of everything. They used the Fly's laptop computer and
they knocked that invisible fence down and blowed up the
big ship. Mister Bill Cox said that was pretty neat trick.
He can't hardly get on his Facebook. Back on Earth,
(36:27):
the President gave a speech about being Independence Day, got
everybody to yehawing. They showed everybody else in the world
how to knock them spaceships out, and they commenced to
getting it done. Cousin Eddie he sobered up long enough
to fly his plane right up into the space ship's backside.
It blowed up real good.
Speaker 13 (36:45):
All the Martians was yelling, what'd you kill us Martians?
Speaker 29 (36:48):
Fur? What does kill us Martians fur except they were
doing in Martian talk. I didn't understand it, and it
makes sense that that's what they'd be saying. Then to
fly and the fresh prince they come back to Earth
smoked another cigar. I didn't get that part of it.
Speaker 13 (37:03):
Then, once all the people in the world high fived
each other.
Speaker 29 (37:07):
And celebrated, they cleaned up and went back to hating
each other like they were supposed to do.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
More than the story. It don't matter if you come
from Mars or Hawaii.
Speaker 29 (37:16):
When you start fooling around with American freedoms, we get
a mite hot about it.
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The end story time is brought to you by Hard Graves,
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Speaker 13 (37:31):
You want to use these sparklers to light these cigars?
Speaker 12 (37:33):
Little fellers, here, what.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Good morning? A big show is on your radio.
Speaker 30 (37:41):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The SuDS belly up, there's full everywhere, flying
through the air, rock plates and bullets and hands. People
eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
They doesn't believe it though. With the sprints you can't
imagine chicken and biscuits and whole pigs on a great
big stick. That's what it's like at the dunpoint of
Pulley picture which a buffet from stock to finish.
Speaker 21 (38:02):
There should be a cover charge.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 30 (38:03):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is fort cleaning bill over my head.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
You're gonna eat that.
Speaker 12 (38:43):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
It's a big shaw on the radio. We would tell
you earlier. Porky Pig's birthday. He was like born with
little little piglets. He first appeared in his first cartoon
entitled I Haven't Got a Hat. Tayler acted it out earlier.
Speaker 15 (39:00):
Busy in the corner, I got just so good. But
Porky Pi, Wow, what an actor. Yes, nineteen thirty five.
We've celebrated through the years. Oh let's go for some
teen angst Porky.
Speaker 10 (39:19):
It be a team angel. Its a teen angel idiot,
teen age Joe at aful night. And because the car
was stoned.
Speaker 20 (39:39):
Upon the railroad trains, I believe we have pulled you
out and we wors is it safe and believe about.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
You ever.
Speaker 14 (39:52):
Bad?
Speaker 10 (39:54):
It's your teamam Joe.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 22 (39:59):
Idiot team named Gel?
Speaker 14 (40:02):
Can you see me?
Speaker 18 (40:04):
I use it?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Somewhere else?
Speaker 14 (40:08):
Give it up and.
Speaker 7 (40:09):
It's still your own.
Speaker 10 (40:12):
Truly really love? What wasn't you? We're lean looking for that?
It took your life? Then in in in they said
they found my high school ring.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
In your day.
Speaker 10 (40:38):
It's a name Gel.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (40:43):
It is the teenaged Gel.
Speaker 31 (40:46):
Can you see me?
Speaker 22 (40:48):
I used it is somewhere else, give up and it's
still your own, truly love.
Speaker 20 (41:00):
You're just sweet sixteen and in the you know you're gone.
They've taken you a week a week away, I'll never
kiss You're in the.
Speaker 10 (41:14):
The ALIPs again. If it's today? And he is the
tea named Joel?
Speaker 14 (41:25):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 29 (41:27):
It is?
Speaker 22 (41:28):
He is a teenamed Joel?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
You get can you see me?
Speaker 25 (41:33):
How are you?
Speaker 10 (41:33):
Miss Swell?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
All year old?
Speaker 22 (41:40):
Really is a team Gel alias n angel aser.
Speaker 9 (41:56):
Ilio.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
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Speaker 25 (42:39):
My readmind, My readman drives around in a minivan.
Speaker 9 (42:44):
God, my wife had some kids. His whole life on
the skids. Turgles to my mind. You know the words, okay,
housey field.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Listen, dude, this poor guy's mini screw hanging on bread
cord of milk.
Speaker 23 (43:03):
The glass grew buys his clothes at the gap and
he's just about follow.
Speaker 17 (43:15):
This group.
Speaker 9 (43:17):
Man friend the neighborhood. Married man has no see wife
will let him.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Do what she says.
Speaker 17 (43:27):
It's about time he grew.
Speaker 9 (43:30):
There's a screw you don't find the married man.
Speaker 26 (43:34):
As our story opens, married man and his dysfunctional crew
were about to meet after spending the night at the
Radisson Westside Hotel in Los Angeles.
Speaker 17 (43:46):
Morning their chum, you sleep well, you know it.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Oh, we're all gonna go down to have breakfast in
a restaurant.
Speaker 26 (43:51):
Well, actually I just talked to drinking, but I mean
Captain Action guy. The hotel sent breakfast to.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
His room here. I can't believe it actually gave him
the present aidential.
Speaker 17 (44:00):
Sweet Well, you know he is kind of the man
of honor.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Don't remind me crazy Googenheim accidentally knocks out one lousy
airplane hijacker. All of a sudden, he's the Elvis and
we're the Memphis MafA.
Speaker 17 (44:11):
Now now try to be nice to him, after all,
he's just waking up. Hey, y'all, come on in the house.
Speaker 13 (44:19):
Wow, what a spread?
Speaker 17 (44:20):
Anybody I need a bloody Mary? No, no thanks. You
certainly are a chipper for so early in the morning.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
It's easy to do when you ain't been to bed yet.
It was absolute. We figured we just stay up. Good morning, Hannies.
Speaker 11 (44:33):
He wants some drabs.
Speaker 17 (44:34):
Oh, well, good morning Monica.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
I'm Monica, man. This place is unbelievable.
Speaker 13 (44:39):
Look at the size of that cow.
Speaker 19 (44:40):
Got a heart shaped jacuzzie in the bedroom too, and
we've been giving both of them work.
Speaker 17 (44:44):
It ain't that right, big girl?
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Please, I'm getting ready to eat here.
Speaker 26 (44:51):
So guys, after breakfast, I thought we'd call the tolleran
agent that the manager of the airport told us about yesterday.
Speaker 9 (44:57):
Don't need any big guy.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
I done found somebody.
Speaker 17 (44:59):
Ba you did cool.
Speaker 19 (45:01):
It's Feller.
Speaker 17 (45:01):
I met Do at the bar in the lobby last night.
He's come by and talked to us in just a.
Speaker 19 (45:05):
Minute, don't worry, already filled him in on.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Our whole deal. Oh that sounds promising. Hey, mat, that's
him now, married man.
Speaker 12 (45:14):
We gotta take control of this before that idiot totally
screws things out.
Speaker 8 (45:18):
Easy.
Speaker 17 (45:18):
Now, let's at least meet the guy first.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Ah. There he is Captain the Action Guy America.
Speaker 13 (45:25):
Now as super hearing person.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
The man would hold my shit many many cocktail beverages
last night.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
I am pleased to be seeing you again, my friend.
Speaker 19 (45:34):
Come on in money, let me introduce you to the
rest of the action friends. Of course, you done met
my youthful ward Captain Action Girl and them SU's my sidekicks,
Captain Married Guy and Captain Other Guy.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
If you're not gonna give him the boot, at least
get him to make up a better superhero named comus
Teddy Chum.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
And I am jab Bibi YABOOTI senior agent of the
Rushneys Talent Management Company. And me sound a bit strange
to your American ears, So if it would make you
monch ease. You can just call me Shekey.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Shakey your booty, don't mind if I do.
Speaker 9 (46:12):
Oh, I never get tired of the joke.
Speaker 19 (46:17):
Shaky here is gonna handle all the business stuff for us,
so we'll have more time to do all that superhero.
Speaker 17 (46:22):
And I have many, many big plans for you, babe.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
May I call you babe?
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Tomorrow at lunchtime, you will cut the ribbon at the
new Hooters in Hermosa Beach. Later, you will be hosting
the Dizzy Bet contest at the La Frenzy Arena football
game where it is nickel Ber Night. Then you would
host the finals of Karaoke Combat and Crazy Glickman Sports
Bar in Santa Monica, home of Dollard Margarita's, every night
from six to eight pm.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Call me, Hey, the guy Old Shaky here deliver or
what great? We're part of the biggest news story in
the country. And Captain jin Blossom here's up for anything
that'll get somebody to bomb a drink. This is the
stupidest thing I've ever seen. Can you come back later?
Speaker 31 (47:03):
So we think, Oh no, I am not here to
clean a room. I just want to meet you. Do
you want the Captain Action Man Jess, that's my name,
not where it are. Oh I hope I'm not bothering you,
but could I have your autograph?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Okay, I was wrong. That's the stupidest thing I've ever.
Speaker 19 (47:19):
Seen, and saw the Captain Action Guy Juggernaut rolls on
how will our heroes handle their newfound notoriety June and
again next time when we'll hear a married.
Speaker 17 (47:31):
Man's wife say.
Speaker 26 (47:34):
Married man say, well, yes, we were at Hooters, but
I promise honey, it wasn't my idea.
Speaker 17 (47:40):
Monica Mink say.
Speaker 21 (47:41):
Hey, when am I gonna get my new boots?
Speaker 17 (47:44):
Everybody say.
Speaker 19 (47:47):
All that and more, and our next speak for a
tightening episode, same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 9 (47:55):
There's a school. Look do you find the married mane.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Right there? About an hour of the Boys' Night Out
Married man episode? Right now, let's play Beating the Blonde
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