August 12, 2024 • 39 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we update Jackie on what’s going on with her Nephew, Stephane Curry.. - A listener writes in to Hoyt, claiming his inspiration is from Shakespeare.. - Robert Earl Keen goes Swerving In Your Lane!.. - Larry the Cable Guy answers some fan mail.. - We give Tim Wilson’s Ward Burton Song a spin.. - and we’ll wrap up with Lipless for GoneStar..
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what national days we can think about. National Middle Child Day,
all right, Tayla, I know.
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Record Day, all right?
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it's just me. Course, you know, I'm not going to
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about that?
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Is that?
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aren't they remember the.
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It makes Julian Fries in seconds? The old advertisement on
the TV. It makes Julian fris.
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I think it is the I first.
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Heard it in Aladdin with Robin Williams as the Dems.
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are often called shoe stream fries.
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Oh yeah, there you go. I do like that kind,
all right, noyes. Fine, Now I'm hungry.
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wife of inventor Carl Bins, made the first motor tour
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what it says Bertha. She traveled one hundred and eighty
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kilometers to visit relatives for five days.
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And those cars would only go about six miles an hour.
So can you imagine must have taken her a couple
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I remember Thelma and Bertha, that movie that came out
and one a German couple kissing in the front seat
of a car parked by a lake became so passionate
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the couple was unharmed, but Ludwig Chaffin firefighters, Oh that
was the town. The firefighters had to pull the car
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out of the shallow lake.
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They were Okay, she'll make the grounds feel like it's moving.
That's my German.
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MERV Griffin, who hosted one of TV's longest running talk shows,
created two of its greatest game shows, Jeopardy and Wheel
of Fortune.
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Two hot comedians coming up today.
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your Monday.
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August twelfth, random fact.
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On this date, twenty twenty two, British author Salmon Rushty
was attacked and repeatedly stabbed on stage prior to giving
a lecture at Harvard in New York, and we wrote
a song about it.
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I like to hear it. Here goes.
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Roosts being shut up by.
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The eye to Holy, you need holy.
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He's sleeping enough from the eye until the cool he
need Yeah, I too on his head because that stuff
on is he's right. And if you need some extrado.
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Or a swooping.
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If I had brains left in my head, I would
not want them rushd dead and see if I prove homemade.
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And he's wrap, told the.
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US's been shadbody.
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And I told them home any home made.
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Her old any hold you ask me why I feel
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Do anything homemade?
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that stuff for busy spread. And if you need some
extra too.
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Or sugar, I won't take.
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Long about you.
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Follow man, lie.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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Bout twenty minutes comedee and Derek Struth joins a big
show on our Comedic Monday, And then later this morning,
comedian Chad Daniels he's got a new one hour Netflix
special about Derek got him a new comedy album, Eating
Dinner twice.
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here with another appendix agitating entry of John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
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Today's episode the sound of music.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
As our story opens, irritable Kader Frank Farfel is seeing
his doctor.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Hello, mister Farfel, I'm doctor Moran.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Wait a second, Wait a second. What happened to the
last doctor? The brunette with the glasses and one boot
begger than the other. Oh you mean doctor Curry. Yeah,
she's decided to change a bit.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Why was that? She decided to change to a better
paying career? Uh to what a stripper?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Really? But where is she working?
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Mister Farfale? What brings you in today?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Something really weird? When I put this hat on, I
hear music.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
I've never heard of that before.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Here, I'll put it on. Hut set rolls, the Nonarilla
and the Brola Brola sue, what's rolls? Okay?
Speaker 7 (15:00):
All right.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
I think that's probably just your imagination, sir, remembering a
song from the old days.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Maybe it's not just old songs. Here, I'll put it
back on. I'll show you.
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I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't
messing with a broke broke that's that is odds not
done yet. Get down, girl, go ahead, get down, Get down, girl,
go ahead, get down.
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Maybe maybe maybe you just heard that on the radio.
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I don't even listen to that station. Look, I'll do
it again.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
There's no need, mister Farphel. Let's talk about.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Sex, baby, Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk
about all the good things and the bad things that
may be.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Let's talk about I do like that song, though, I
do like that song.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh, the song hasn't started yet.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
You know what, I think I may know how to
solve this problem. May I see your hat?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, help yourself. The doctor leaves with a hat and
returns seconds later.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
There you go, give that a try.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, here goes Hey, nothing, no music, This is fantastic.
What the heck did you do?
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Well?
Speaker 8 (16:03):
It was pretty simple, really, I just removed the band.
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comedian we're talking about. Derek Stroop is on the line
with us. Derek recently releases debut comedy album, Eating Dinner Twice,
(18:55):
which is very impressive. Only a few comedy albums that
Larry the Cable Guys release on his record label. Our
old buddy, Larry, Man, you believe that I was out
there win a couple of dollars off up in the
Yellow Roads playing pool afternoon. Now look at him doing
it up and man, there you have earning your spot. Man.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Congratulations and welcome to the Big Show again. Buddy, don't
go that was good. Stupid sid you tell me I
didn damn it, don't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Derek you turned.
Speaker 7 (19:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (19:36):
Hey, good morning man.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
I glad to keep that.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Oh the old big show cities that you're listening to
right now. Derek will be making the scene in your
place before the year's out and talking about Savannah and
Athens and Augusta through Georgia and then up through Tennessee.
But you can check him out at his website, which
Derekstrupecomedy dot com. So but Derek tagle to death about
(20:04):
your new album, Eating Dinner Twice, So tell us all
about it?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
About it?
Speaker 10 (20:11):
Yeah, man, super excited. Like you mentioned, teamed up with
Larry the Cable Guy on his UH record label, Get
Her Done, and and that's been a blast. It's a
relationship makes perfect sense with our style of comedy. But yeah,
my first album i've ever I've ever released, got some
of my favorite stuff on there. Eating Dinner Twice is
the name of it, and that's exactly what it sounds like.
(20:32):
I was gonna call it fourth Meal, but Taco Bell
got a little mad about it, So eating Dinner Twice
it is.
Speaker 8 (20:40):
Man, Hey, I saw you on the tonight show. Congratulations,
Thank you so much.
Speaker 10 (20:46):
That was Yeah, that was an absolute blast. Anytime I
get up there's a big old New York City that
is that is always a good time.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Well, y'all listening to the Big Show down Alabama. Y'all
know Derek is a native of state out of Harvest.
So Derek, how did it happen your twig was bent
toward comedy? Nothing in Harvest, Alabama.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
Man, I tell you, I think some of the funniest
people I've ever met come from the great state of Alabama.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
So it came.
Speaker 10 (21:17):
It came pretty pretty natural, you know, growing up. I mean,
the only thing is that I know I've been telling
stories and cutting up since I was a youngster. My
poor mother, if somebody would have told her that I
was a comedian, it would have made her life a
little easier. She was wondering what was wrong with me?
But yeah, I've kind of been this way since the beginning.
And and I take it right on the stage, you know,
(21:39):
really authentic act up there, right out of Harvest, Alabama,
straight right right to the stage. So it's a lot
of fun to this brand of comedy.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Well, well, you can tell the guys that have you
that that you're sharing a stage with, like O for
Burt Kreischer, a buddy, it's a machine. Larry the Cable Guy,
we talked about that and of course John Chris Nate
Burgatzi is doing. And there you are, buddy, now your
new album. So tell our listeners man eating dinner twice,
(22:10):
you gotta get get their examm And there one more thing,
how you just fit in with us?
Speaker 11 (22:15):
Man?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
I know you're a waffle House enthusiast and waffle House
proud sponsor of the Big Show. Now they're opening up
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Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yep, how about that?
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Oh wow? I mean I love that. Yeah, a huge
waffle House fan. Man grew up with it. I mean
I got a framed picture of waffle House in my
dining room. It's that special to me.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
But yes, well, why don't you get your application put in?
Speaker 10 (22:49):
Aha? Yeah, they might need somebody. I mean, a thousand
new locations they're gonna need. They're gonna need somebody out
there making some smother covered chop.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
You know, I don't think I could pull it off, man,
because those guys amaze me the way they here and
they doing the work in the line on that grill.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
That's that's awesome. You know, pu's some time in yeah, No, I.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
Mean they're just I mean they are they are one
level below a hibachi chef. I mean the real close
to toss and shrimp into your pocket.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Well, y'all, and Derek is in your town, are close by,
make sure you see him. You can go to Derekstroopcomedy
dot com and find out when it will be in
your town. Like I said, some big show downs before
the end of the year. And there's new comedy album
Eating Dinner Twice and and of course I guess you
can get it everywhere streamed on the iTunes, Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon, YouTube.
Speaker 10 (23:49):
Any anywhere you can find any type of podcast or
or comedy that you enjoy. You can get that album there.
And I appreciate y'all so much.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Absolutely, buddy, pleasure to have you, Derek. Hope see you soon, man, Yes, sir,
Thank y'all.
Speaker 10 (24:02):
Man, y'all have a great date.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
All right, buddy, Derekstroopcomedy dot com. All right, Dan, Well,
let's play our John boyd Jeopardy game while we're at
it here, let's jump right in. According to current crime statistics,
eighty percent of Americans who currently own one of these
has had one or more of them stolen before. No,
(24:28):
you always opens something's gonna pop it.
Speaker 9 (24:31):
I love it?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
What's y'all? God? One ain't under a Big Show? You
told Free Live.
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We played John Board Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning, it's a
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Big Show on the radio. Run it to you Monday.
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Caretaker.
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As.
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I hate a Steven out of Fayetteville, North Carolina. Good morning, Stephen.
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What's that brother?
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Hey buddy, you are first thing this morning. Welcome in
here on the Big Show. Everything all right with you?
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Yes?
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Serious about this rain coming down on us?
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Man, y'all turn around, don't drown man?
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Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Wow, all right, well listen to step when you got
the first shot at it. Let's look right here. According
to current crime statistics, eighty percent of Americas who currently
own one of these has had one or more of
them stolen before.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I believe that might be a vehicle, may v hicicle.
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
First thought too, thankfully, No, that would be a lot
at they all right, let's see.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
We appreciate you playing there, buddy. You have a great day.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You're too, sir.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Don't right, my boy. Let's go to George.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
He's down in what mallow on Mallow Island, Carolina. I
can't believe I heard of this island of South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
George, what is it?
Speaker 13 (27:06):
It's right behind kia Wall where they played the golf tournament.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Oh yeah, well I've been on Kiawa many times. I
hadn't even knows why. How about you little island? Would
you pronounce it for me please?
Speaker 13 (27:18):
It's wad Mala Island.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Wad Mala Island down in the local. Good good, George,
we'll welcome Boddie. Uh so, uh, you got the shot?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
What do you think who's had one of these has
had one or two of them stolen before.
Speaker 13 (27:34):
Well, back when I was in high school, I was
a police cadet and and we, uh what what we
seem to end up with was a trunk full of bicycles.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Ah, so well, well let's say, first, if that is
the correct answer, show us bicycles.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yes, you know, so where you're like.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Just going around getting them, showing them how easy it
was to steal them, Like when you know, Barney broke
into the Maybury Bank.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
They usually discouraged having the cadets steel bicycles or anything else.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
So how did you wind up with the bicycles and recoveries?
Speaker 10 (28:14):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Oh yeah, taking them back from the back guy.
Speaker 13 (28:20):
Well they pull up and say, you know, this has
been this bicycle parked in my yard for a while,
and then we'd go investigating. They'd ofction them off every year.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, how about that.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
One of the most unclaimed things at a police department
is a bicycle, and there's tons of them there and
they do have to sell them off.
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In my college years, I spent a little time studying
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Fourth Part one. Recently I came across a bond mole
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It made me think of how It. During an exchange
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(34:02):
why is me my greatest fair has been realized? My
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Though I strove mightily to present myself as the leader
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actually have a Bachelor of Arts degree in English literature
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for my years as a Rhodes scholar at Oxford in
the early nineteen seventies, when I roomed with Algar and
Tommy Lee John. Since you have discovered the leather jerk
and Spanish parts soliloquy, you have no doubt identified the
Shakespearean roots of other famous moments in Hoyd and Delbert history,
for example, Richard the Third's pro covity for younger members
(34:46):
of the fair Sex, which became Delbert Stady and his
well known attraction to underage women in general, and the
Olsen Twins in particular, not to mention Romeo and Mercutio's
memorable face off in Act one of Romeo and Juliet,
which later became Hoyt and Delbert in the Deer Costume,
and of course, from much Ado about Nothing, the classic
(35:09):
question what ho sets the wind in that corner? Later
adapted as at time Delbert let loose a big fart
with his girlfriend in the truck. In short, each of
our comic misadventures rests on the principal advance by Macbeth
in the closing moments of Act five, Scene five. I quote,
it is a tale told by an idiot, full of
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sound and fury, signifying nothing. I hope this startling revelation
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You're in the rug.
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Heard it in Aladdin with Robin Williams as the Dems.
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are often called shoe stream fries.
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Oh yeah, there you go. I do like that kind,
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what it says Bertha. She traveled one hundred and eighty
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was the town. The firefighters had to pull the car
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MERV Griffin, who hosted one of TV's longest running talk shows,
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Two hot comedians coming up today.
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for
your Monday.
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August twelfth, random fact.
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On this date, twenty twenty two, British author Salmon Rushty
was attacked and repeatedly stabbed on stage prior to giving
a lecture at Harvard in New York, and we wrote
a song about it.
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I like to hear it. Here goes.
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Roosts being shut up by.
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The eye to Holy, you need holy.
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He's sleeping enough from the eye until the cool he
need Yeah, I too on his head because that stuff
on is he's right. And if you need some extrado.
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Or a swooping.
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If I had brains left in my head, I would
not want them rushd dead and see if I prove homemade.
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US's been shadbody.
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Her old any hold you ask me why I feel
this way?
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You surf is my name today?
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Do anything homemade?
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He say, Oh, I had so wants his head because
that stuff for busy spread. And if you need some
extra too.
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Or sugar, I won't take.
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Long about you.
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Follow man, lie.
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Oh man, old lady, Oh hold me, old man, hold man.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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Bout twenty minutes comedee and Derek Struth joins a big
show on our Comedic Monday, And then later this morning,
comedian Chad Daniels he's got a new one hour Netflix
special about Derek got him a new comedy album, Eating
Dinner twice.
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Right now, Action, Hello friends, you're old pelt Burn Burn
here with another appendix agitating entry of John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Today's episode the sound of music.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
As our story opens, irritable Kader Frank Farfel is seeing
his doctor.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Hello, mister Farfel, I'm doctor Moran.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Wait a second, Wait a second. What happened to the
last doctor? The brunette with the glasses and one boot
begger than the other. Oh you mean doctor Curry. Yeah,
she's decided to change a bit.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Why was that? She decided to change to a better
paying career? Uh to what a stripper?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Really? But where is she working?
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Mister Farfale? What brings you in today?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Something really weird? When I put this hat on, I
hear music.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
I've never heard of that before.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Here, I'll put it on. Hut set rolls, the Nonarilla
and the Brola Brola sue, what's rolls? Okay?
Speaker 7 (15:00):
All right.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
I think that's probably just your imagination, sir, remembering a
song from the old days.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Maybe it's not just old songs. Here, I'll put it
back on. I'll show you.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't
messing with a broke broke that's that is odds not
done yet. Get down, girl, go ahead, get down, Get down, girl,
go ahead, get down.
Speaker 8 (15:21):
Maybe maybe maybe you just heard that on the radio.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I don't even listen to that station. Look, I'll do
it again.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
There's no need, mister Farphel. Let's talk about.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Sex, baby, Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk
about all the good things and the bad things that
may be.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Let's talk about I do like that song, though, I
do like that song.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh, the song hasn't started yet.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
You know what, I think I may know how to
solve this problem. May I see your hat?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, help yourself. The doctor leaves with a hat and
returns seconds later.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
There you go, give that a try.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, here goes Hey, nothing, no music, This is fantastic.
What the heck did you do?
Speaker 9 (16:02):
Well?
Speaker 8 (16:03):
It was pretty simple, really, I just removed the band.
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Cinema and how we hope you enjoyed John.
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Boy and Billy playhouse, Saul, where's this doctor Crooked JUG's working?
Tune in next time when we'll hear old Doctor Crooked
Jugs Curry.
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makes show on the radio.
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with us. Derek recently releases debut comedy album, Eating Dinner Twice,
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which is very impressive. Only a few comedy albums that
Larry the Cable Guys release on his record label. Our
old buddy, Larry, Man, you believe that I was out
there win a couple of dollars off up in the
Yellow Roads playing pool afternoon. Now look at him doing
it up and man, there you have earning your spot. Man.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Congratulations and welcome to the Big Show again. Buddy, don't
go that was good. Stupid sid you tell me I
didn damn it, don't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Derek you turned.
Speaker 7 (19:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (19:36):
Hey, good morning man.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
I glad to keep that.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Oh the old big show cities that you're listening to
right now. Derek will be making the scene in your
place before the year's out and talking about Savannah and
Athens and Augusta through Georgia and then up through Tennessee.
But you can check him out at his website, which
Derekstrupecomedy dot com. So but Derek tagle to death about
(20:04):
your new album, Eating Dinner Twice, So tell us all
about it?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
About it?
Speaker 10 (20:11):
Yeah, man, super excited. Like you mentioned, teamed up with
Larry the Cable Guy on his UH record label, Get
Her Done, and and that's been a blast. It's a
relationship makes perfect sense with our style of comedy. But yeah,
my first album i've ever I've ever released, got some
of my favorite stuff on there. Eating Dinner Twice is
the name of it, and that's exactly what it sounds like.
(20:32):
I was gonna call it fourth Meal, but Taco Bell
got a little mad about it, So eating Dinner Twice
it is.
Speaker 8 (20:40):
Man, Hey, I saw you on the tonight show. Congratulations,
Thank you so much.
Speaker 10 (20:46):
That was Yeah, that was an absolute blast. Anytime I
get up there's a big old New York City that
is that is always a good time.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Well, y'all listening to the Big Show down Alabama. Y'all
know Derek is a native of state out of Harvest.
So Derek, how did it happen your twig was bent
toward comedy? Nothing in Harvest, Alabama.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
Man, I tell you, I think some of the funniest
people I've ever met come from the great state of Alabama.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
So it came.
Speaker 10 (21:17):
It came pretty pretty natural, you know, growing up. I mean,
the only thing is that I know I've been telling
stories and cutting up since I was a youngster. My
poor mother, if somebody would have told her that I
was a comedian, it would have made her life a
little easier. She was wondering what was wrong with me?
But yeah, I've kind of been this way since the beginning.
And and I take it right on the stage, you know,
(21:39):
really authentic act up there, right out of Harvest, Alabama,
straight right right to the stage. So it's a lot
of fun to this brand of comedy.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Well, well, you can tell the guys that have you
that that you're sharing a stage with, like O for
Burt Kreischer, a buddy, it's a machine. Larry the Cable Guy,
we talked about that and of course John Chris Nate
Burgatzi is doing. And there you are, buddy, now your
new album. So tell our listeners man eating dinner twice,
(22:10):
you gotta get get their examm And there one more thing,
how you just fit in with us?
Speaker 11 (22:15):
Man?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
I know you're a waffle House enthusiast and waffle House
proud sponsor of the Big Show. Now they're opening up
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the career go to waffle House slash careers dot com.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yep, how about that?
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Oh wow? I mean I love that. Yeah, a huge
waffle House fan. Man grew up with it. I mean
I got a framed picture of waffle House in my
dining room. It's that special to me.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
But yes, well, why don't you get your application put in?
Speaker 10 (22:49):
Aha? Yeah, they might need somebody. I mean, a thousand
new locations they're gonna need. They're gonna need somebody out
there making some smother covered chop.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
You know, I don't think I could pull it off, man,
because those guys amaze me the way they here and
they doing the work in the line on that grill.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
That's that's awesome. You know, pu's some time in yeah, No, I.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
Mean they're just I mean they are they are one
level below a hibachi chef. I mean the real close
to toss and shrimp into your pocket.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Well, y'all, and Derek is in your town, are close by,
make sure you see him. You can go to Derekstroopcomedy
dot com and find out when it will be in
your town. Like I said, some big show downs before
the end of the year. And there's new comedy album
Eating Dinner Twice and and of course I guess you
can get it everywhere streamed on the iTunes, Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon, YouTube.
Speaker 10 (23:49):
Any anywhere you can find any type of podcast or
or comedy that you enjoy. You can get that album there.
And I appreciate y'all so much.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Absolutely, buddy, pleasure to have you, Derek. Hope see you soon, man, Yes, sir,
Thank y'all.
Speaker 10 (24:02):
Man, y'all have a great date.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
All right, buddy, Derekstroopcomedy dot com. All right, Dan, Well,
let's play our John boyd Jeopardy game while we're at
it here, let's jump right in. According to current crime statistics,
eighty percent of Americans who currently own one of these
has had one or more of them stolen before. No,
(24:28):
you always opens something's gonna pop it.
Speaker 9 (24:31):
I love it?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
What's y'all? God? One ain't under a Big Show? You
told Free Live.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
We played John Board Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning, it's a
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Today's featuring track for the Big Show, Big Box lip list,
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And right now that's why Yes Live across America. It's
John Boy Jepany and now your host.
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He's recently discovered he doesn't really have what it takes
to be a caregiver.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
Caretaker.
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That did visiting angel.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
As.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I hate a Steven out of Fayetteville, North Carolina. Good morning, Stephen.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
What's that brother?
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Hey buddy, you are first thing this morning. Welcome in
here on the Big Show. Everything all right with you?
Speaker 7 (26:08):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (26:08):
Serious about this rain coming down on us?
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I need me an arc to get me going need
to go, do know.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
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Speaker 7 (26:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Wow, all right, well listen to step when you got
the first shot at it. Let's look right here. According
to current crime statistics, eighty percent of Americas who currently
own one of these has had one or more of
them stolen before.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I believe that might be a vehicle, may v hicicle.
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
First thought too, thankfully, No, that would be a lot
at they all right, let's see.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
We appreciate you playing there, buddy. You have a great day.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You're too, sir.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Don't right, my boy. Let's go to George.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
He's down in what mallow on Mallow Island, Carolina. I
can't believe I heard of this island of South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
George, what is it?
Speaker 13 (27:06):
It's right behind kia Wall where they played the golf tournament.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Oh yeah, well I've been on Kiawa many times. I
hadn't even knows why. How about you little island? Would
you pronounce it for me please?
Speaker 13 (27:18):
It's wad Mala Island.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Wad Mala Island down in the local. Good good, George,
we'll welcome Boddie. Uh so, uh, you got the shot?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
What do you think who's had one of these has
had one or two of them stolen before.
Speaker 13 (27:34):
Well, back when I was in high school, I was
a police cadet and and we, uh what what we
seem to end up with was a trunk full of bicycles.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Ah, so well, well let's say, first, if that is
the correct answer, show us bicycles.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yes, you know, so where you're like.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Just going around getting them, showing them how easy it
was to steal them, Like when you know, Barney broke
into the Maybury Bank.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
They usually discouraged having the cadets steel bicycles or anything else.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
So how did you wind up with the bicycles and recoveries?
Speaker 10 (28:14):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Oh yeah, taking them back from the back guy.
Speaker 13 (28:20):
Well they pull up and say, you know, this has
been this bicycle parked in my yard for a while,
and then we'd go investigating. They'd ofction them off every year.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, how about that.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
One of the most unclaimed things at a police department
is a bicycle, and there's tons of them there and
they do have to sell them off.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
All right, Well, good, well, let's turn this into a
charitable work there.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
We'll good talk George, and look at you winning the
big old Southern East Pets back for your victory on
John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 13 (28:48):
Well, thank you, thank you, thank you both on.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Bottom of the hour and taba you and news right
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Delbert is finishing high school?
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with Doug. Hey, I got me another fan letter the
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No, enjoins me on a purely botonic and intellectual level. Hey,
check us out their big show, Gang. I've been enjoying
your programs, and one of my favorite characters is how It.
In my college years, I spent a little time studying
classical English literature. While perusing a copy of Henry the
(33:18):
Fourth Part one. Recently I came across a bond mole
that's French for a real goodurn in Act two, scene four.
It made me think of how It. During an exchange
in the boy's head tavern, Prince Henry delivers this line
thy leather jerkin, crystal button, nodding, painted aget ring puke,
(33:38):
stuck in cattis garters, smooth tongue, Spanish pouch. Now doesn't
that sound like one of holt snow driving knuckle dragon insult?
Is this good old boy more educated than he's letting on?
Are his humorous escapades inspired by Shakespeare? Inquiring minds want
to know Jim Dunn, Birmingham, Alabama. Here's my reply, Dear Jim,
(34:02):
why is me my greatest fair has been realized? My
colorful collection of backwards antics have been revealed as the
carefully constructed facade that they are. Tis true. Good Sir,
Though I strove mightily to present myself as the leader
of a league of dem yet genial country bumpkins, I
actually have a Bachelor of Arts degree in English literature
(34:25):
for my years as a Rhodes scholar at Oxford in
the early nineteen seventies, when I roomed with Algar and
Tommy Lee John. Since you have discovered the leather jerk
and Spanish parts soliloquy, you have no doubt identified the
Shakespearean roots of other famous moments in Hoyd and Delbert history,
for example, Richard the Third's pro covity for younger members
(34:46):
of the fair Sex, which became Delbert Stady and his
well known attraction to underage women in general, and the
Olsen Twins in particular, not to mention Romeo and Mercutio's
memorable face off in Act one of Romeo and Juliet,
which later became Hoyt and Delbert in the Deer Costume,
and of course, from much Ado about Nothing, the classic
(35:09):
question what ho sets the wind in that corner? Later
adapted as at time Delbert let loose a big fart
with his girlfriend in the truck. In short, each of
our comic misadventures rests on the principal advance by Macbeth
in the closing moments of Act five, Scene five. I quote,
it is a tale told by an idiot, full of
(35:30):
sound and fury, signifying nothing. I hope this startling revelation
doesn't tarnish your enjoyment of our occasional comedic presentations regards.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Let me guess you're just kidd about being college educated,
right you?
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Thank hey. Our big literary influences is Jerry Klere and
brother Dave Garden All day I know about Shakespeare is
they make a pretty good fishing run, doesn't I got
a run here, men, Professor bas Nicker says, fixing to
go to list, you will think, yeah, well man, you
tell him I said good night, good night. Pardon this
actually tolorrow that I shall say good night till it
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what you mean. Hey, y'all came to stay up. I did.
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Steph Curry has uh got a new series opening that
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what's the new? Steph got you know a big part
in this throwback. There's the name of it, mister throwback
on Peak Golf.
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She said, she ain't keeping up with him until she
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This is a New is a mockumentary comedy series executive
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What I Say.
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Is directed by David Wayne, who directed A wet, hot
American Summer that Ain't getting wild And oh the packer
from California.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
You told her this?
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to Paris like that was like last week.
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