August 5, 2024 • 43 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tim Wilson would have been 63 today, so we’ll salute him with some of our favorites, starting with Chucky Cheese Hell.. - Uncle B.S. tells us about encounter with Rosa Parks.. - The Brother-In-Law Song.. - Bill Silvers has a new Top 10 List - this time it’s the Top 10 Questions for President Biden.. - Tim Wilson gives advice to a young Sammy the Jokester.. - Plus Ricky Tidwell’s Mama, Uncle B.S. at the Kennedy assassination and the Booty Song - and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the rady.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
You have more chances for you to win coming up
after your news, weather and sports.
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You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Eyes starting a little day loving that them?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It is Monday, August of fifth, and you got the
Big chew on the radio.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
All right, all waking up together here? Hey body, Hey,
you ay pretty good?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Wake nothing?
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Forge?
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
National Day is right quick?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
National Work like a dog Day. Well, it's not too
fun to wake up.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I wouldn't mind working like a dog as humans working
like a human.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
Right, Yeah, My dog's don't work very hard.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
National Oysterday, all right? You ain't muter raider that take.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
I'm sorry to wrinkle my nose. I know there's a
lot of people.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Like them, Oh like good oars. Oh yeah, there is.
I'll be celebrating now, damn you. You can have mine
the National Underwear Day as well. So y'all he did.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Skip its clean underwear, clean underwear.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And what way you're gonna celebrate today was underwear work
like a dog day was a toss of it. This
would have been Tim Wilson's sixty third birthday. Leave that comedian, musician, author,
and Big Show family member Tim Wilson would have been
sixty three. Passed away in twenty fourteen. It's had a
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massive heart attack and took him out at age fifty two.
Speaker 8 (02:40):
Man, and he was what you call that posthumously posthumously posthumously,
he was inducted into the Georgia Music Hall of Fame
in September twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
He loved his music, man, sure did.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And it has some good songs, made people laugh with them.
We're gonna celebrate Tim all day today, So gonna be big,
gonna be big. All right, Well, we got three dates
in history saved up. We'll get our first prize by
account and get that winning begin Wake up, Big Shows
on the radio, Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
(03:21):
First prize back today. One hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bulls not cleaning products made in the USA. Truck
drivers keep America moving, and bulls not. Make sure they
look good doing it. Fine, bullsnot truck stops across America
and click on that banner when you hit the Big
Show dot Com. Listen up right here and win it.
Three dates in History where we got our categories. August fifth,
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nineteen eighty nine, Zoo Chong Weed won history's largest game
of musical chairs in Singapore.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I don't know hey pronounce xu and their language.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I think you did great.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Thank you take I think a shoot, it's gotta shoot.
Sean well, musical chairs out. That'll be good. Shoot, that's
my share.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
The game began at the Anglo Chinese School with eighty
two hundred and thirty eight players.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
Okay, that changes things for me. He did very well.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
A lot of chairs, all right, move up to two
exactly one thousand, one hundred and thirty five. Mothers in Berkeley,
California set of new Guinness record for most women breastfeeding simultaneously.
Seven hundred and sixty seven Australian women held the previous record.
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To promote the health benefits of breastfeeding, The Berkeley, moms
marched from a park for the mass nurse in at
a nearby theater.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Shown up by the Australians.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Finally, on this date, twenty thirteen, in a move that
catches the publishing world off guard, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos
purchases they respected Washington Post for two hundred and fifty
two hundred and fifty million.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
They were nifty though. Yeah, run that one alright.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
When there's our categories one eight hundred Big shows you
told free line, come on play out Birds next.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You have Monday Morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
We got our feature track for the Big Show, Big Box,
Unknown History with Clyde the Camel, the Batman TV series
Church for key words Batman, I see Clyde's part in
all this.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It's right down at the.
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Big Box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
See in a.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Week's one win Outburst.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
John Boyd and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
This should really be a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Of fun when you're playing Outburst, have a hurry up
and guest time.
Speaker 9 (06:25):
You love the best time you have a big shots.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
From mouth.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Good morning, Paul.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Good morning, John bolore Alorna alorrah, look back to work
in my knobs.
Speaker 11 (06:59):
Yourn.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
This was closely what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh right, well, Paul, glad we got you in here, Bunny.
Looks like we read to get you through these three
categories and you win. Your bulls not prized by all right.
Speaker 12 (07:13):
It sounds like a winner hasn't playing.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
All right. Here you go in five seconds. Three kids,
party games, ready.
Speaker 12 (07:21):
Go, potato, musical chairs and ta potendo.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
All right, Paul, give us three things you need or
you can need.
Speaker 13 (07:33):
Go.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Three things to feed the baby.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh wow, this is this one's all over the place. Okay,
three things you can feed the baby, ready to.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
Go, milk, milk, bananas and baby.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Okay, good, didn't mean to trip you up there.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
You have really mystified him for days in a row.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Now you want to do babies eat? Would that bit easier?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I no, No, it's it's.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Just all about the nursing. You know. So I had boobies.
You know they're running around, Well you feed them that?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Well?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
From that, like that, I got it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Okay, I've had three kids, all right, Paul, Paul, for
the wind. Three things that can buy on Amazon?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Did you get that?
Speaker 12 (08:25):
Electronics, clothes, computers? All right?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And Tater, he did read it exactly the way you
wrote it. Three things you know, three things say?
Speaker 14 (08:41):
It's not that he is it?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Three things that can buy on Amazon. I can't make
my brain do it wrong. I'm trying to feed a baby.
Taters that can Amazon. I don't know what's going on.
Paul does.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yes, one hundred and twenty dollars worth of Bull's not
cleaning products headed down the mount.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Pleasant to you a ball?
Speaker 12 (09:01):
Make you sure?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I'll right, brother, you had fun for a secondmore. I
don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
He's laughing with us.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Frad All, ride with Jump and I catching.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You up on your news.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Then we're gonna get out. Tribute TAMN Show going to Chummy.
Speaker 12 (09:27):
Je m hm.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
H good.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Monday Morning Big Show is on the radio. Tam Wilson
would have been sixty three years old.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Today Show family member duckted it into the Georgia Music
Hall of Fame posthumously. One of our faves about deal
I still get delivered.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It's our youngest son, Maddie Chunky Cheese.
Speaker 15 (10:27):
Here's a little song I'll dedicate this to my friend,
doctor Jim Montgomery down in Charleston, South Carolina. He took
me to a chucky Cheese in Charleston with his little
girl and some kid they were watching. And there ain't
nothing worse in going to chuck e cheese with somebody
else's kids, because you can't whoop nobody else's.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Kids, youngins, unless you're fairing young.
Speaker 15 (10:48):
I got come training from overseas, now I'm about her
at the chunky Cheese I've been God rather do a
year in jail than another afternoon in chuck e Cheese hell,
Chunky cheese hell, how MEI.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Chunky cheese Hell?
Speaker 15 (11:05):
We cater do us not nose climb tail in chunky
cheese helm. Mama drives chipper to the chucky mahole, watches
in waller in some plastic balls. The band sucks and
the pizza's cold, and you eat it with a slobbering
four year old in chunk ee cheese Hell. Pup with
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pepperoni steel smells the same. You waste a pay check
on a video game, wind up out the door like
the stones are in town. Ain't enough chunky ice slippings
to go around in chunky cheese hell, howmy chuck e
cheese hell, squalling young UN's and a ski ball belling
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chummy cheese Hell.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
I did two tours of.
Speaker 15 (11:50):
Duty in Vietnam, fighting jungle right and breathing navy palm,
but they couldn't torture me half as well as a
birthday party in choky cheese hell. Chunky cheese hell, Tommy
chunky cheese hell.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
H good morning, that's a big sean already you minutes
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away from Uncle b s right now action, Hello.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Friends, your old help bird burn here with another pectoral
twitching installment of John Boy and Billy playhouse today's episode
sex Education. As our story it opens, Fred Boy Gordon
Fuzzy Murphy has been called into the Dean's office.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Please come in, mister Murphy and have a seat.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Thanks, Dean Stockwell, what's this all about? Well, mister Murphy,
please call me Fuzzy.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Yeah, I won't be doing that. It has come to
my attention that you have been making some nocturnal visitations
to several of the girl's dormitories. You what now, You've
been sneaking into the girl's dorms at night.
Speaker 14 (13:25):
Yes, that's true.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Well, while this is not expressly prohibited in the university rules.
It is frowned upon.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
I didn't notice the girls frowning.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Wink wink.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Be that as it may. The school board and I
have decided to implement fines for after hour visits. The
first violation will be fined at twenty dollars.
Speaker 10 (13:45):
No, that's fair.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
The second violation will cost you sixty.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Ooh geez, that's a little steep, don't you think.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
And the third violation will cost you one hundred and
eighty dollars. Aye of jack, excuse me, sorry, I'm pre law. Yes,
I thought that would get your attention. So do you
have any questions? Fuzzy, I mean, mister Murphy.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Well, just one Dean Stockwell? And what's that? How much
for a season? Pass?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Son of us?
Speaker 6 (14:17):
And how we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse?
How much done do them? Top two buttons? Tune in
next time when we'll hear the guy on the woman's
swim team say.
Speaker 14 (14:30):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar?
Speaker 6 (14:36):
All right? Here are no hot.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well hark hod hey everyone?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
No, that's list is l list?
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Is le list?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I go holray fast is let lest lest oh honey, God,
I'm coming out.
Speaker 13 (14:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What Good Morning Big shows on the radio, fine with
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Damn Wilson, Hall Morning Long, including visits with Uncle Bs.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Good morning, uncle Bs?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Where were you?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
December nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 15 (15:50):
December nineteen fifty five City bus driver, Montgomery, Alabama, rash
leaders staring will trying to get a fourteen year old
atturnail us downs. They could trigger out how mean black
people like going squeeze on and still have room up
front by the white best looking woman in North America
crawls on my bus prok side hair, legs up to
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her high and end forty d cups, staring me right,
square me eyes. I'm hoping she'll sit in the third
seat from the front, my eyeballing seat. Look up in
the rear view mirror of the bus. Down a Rosa
parks ain't in my eyeballing nine Sit here, look at
Rosa for the next fifteen miles, or get hurt to
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get up and give me miss nood allaby my hears.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Eat Rosa nose. I ain't had a date in six months.
Text today to turn into a civil rights marner just
goes to show.
Speaker 15 (16:45):
Every time I see a good looking woman, somebody makes
up hat her okase out of.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Her Good morning, got the beach on the radio? Hey oh,
got Jackie's request. Tim Wilson song my brother in law
reminds her of Sloopy. Sorry, all right, let me tell
you about the prize pack we're gonna play for big
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on lawd Tiger's prize pack. We got a hat, t shirt, tumbler,
and a twenty five dollars gas card from Lord Tiger's motorcycle.
Lawyers who ride with Lord Tigers you never ride alone.
Win your big show bike. Well, actually it's our big
show bike, but it will be one of y'all's do's
go to Big Showbike dot Com.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
All right, right, all right, hang on, we'll play for
it in minutes. So Sloopy is like my brother in
law kind of.
Speaker 16 (17:37):
I mean, he's all right, he's like my sister's husband's
sisters ex husband's.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Actually sisters, my ex brother in law husband's yeahs exband
x husband.
Speaker 17 (17:49):
Yeah, technically I don't think he's actually related to you
at all. Really yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 16 (17:53):
Well good, I'm going home and kicking him out of
my house. I know you all have somebody in your
family that'll this songer minds job. Tim Wilson, he's my
brother in law on a big show.
Speaker 12 (18:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (18:07):
He comes over to the house in a three day feared.
He sleeps on the couch, makes a place smell weird.
He's on something and it damn shore ain't a job.
He scares the kid, stays on the phone. He's got
a car somewhere from me to co sign on. He's
been disowned and his wife's run off with Bob. She
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finally told him he wasn't worth the dam. He tries
to play it all on Fiaddam, but he wasn't there.
He was fifteen and seventy four and he's had a
bad backgund of messy divorce. He's got a workman's compcase
tied up.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
In the court and he can't move. And I can
sure vouch for that.
Speaker 19 (18:47):
He's my brother in law.
Speaker 14 (18:50):
He's from a harding.
Speaker 18 (18:51):
Saw lord, the best man at Milewood and none of
the worst I ever saw.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
He's living all from me. He's the baby of the family.
Speaker 18 (19:03):
My wife won't let me shoot him cause he's my
brother in law. Every day he smokes four packs of
men the halls, makes about eight more long distance calls
snorts alcohol and talks like dusty roads. And he will
go through your wallet with a fine tooth calm and
e't your family out of house and home. He'll cuss
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out your preacher and stop.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Up your como.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
He's your brother in law.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
He's got nothing on the ball hall.
Speaker 18 (19:34):
The kind of man who drive from Peter and right
about check to Paul.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
He's gotten out a hen.
Speaker 18 (19:42):
Yeah, he ought to be a congressman. He's the kind
of fellow that I can't stand.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
And he's my brother in law.
Speaker 18 (19:49):
Oh yeah, he's the generic friend and he's my brother
in law.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Right man, That is a good man. It is a
good More Uncle b Is and.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Tim giving advice to Sam the jokester later is one
of our favorites. All right, let's jump right in here
with John Boy Jeopardy in nineteen eighty nine. Bowing to
the age of political correctness, presenters of this famous award
were required to not use the phrase and the winner
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is so other nominees weren't implied to be losers.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
What is the Big Shoe Employee of the Year award?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Well, the only one ever gave out you wanted? Oh no, no,
there was a year you gave it to yourself.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Oh is that right? Yeah, because that year we had
a parking span. The year I would it.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Jackie got second and fifty dollars and what you get?
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Yeah, the rock.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
What y'all got here?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
You gonna win more than Tator the one ain't done
that Big Show you told free Line. We played John
Boyd Jeopardy Next, Good morning, that's a big show on
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the radio. Running to your Monday, August fifth. Today's feature
track for the Big Show, bid Box Unknown History with
Clyde the Camel, the Batman TV series.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
They're for keywords Batman, you hit.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
The bit box at the Big Show dot comy Right now,
let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
It's Don boy Jeopardye and now your host.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
He was really they disappointed that they left the French
Batman out of the opening ceremonies for the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
What you never heard of the creeped Crusader. He's John Boyd.
Boom boom.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
They can't all be jims say to Michael out of Savannah, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Good morning, Michael, Good morning, Hey boy.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
Firs time caller.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
All right, I get the move A move for Michael home.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Oh right, Michael, you got the first shot at it.
Nineteen eighty nine. Bowing to the age of political correctness,
presenters of this famous award were required to not use
the phrase and the winner is so other nominees weren't
implied to be losers. What do you think, Michael?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I almost say a Grammy Award, the Grammy Award.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Let's see, No, are still plenty of losers there, Michael.
We appreciate you playing, buddy, drive in in time, have
a great day.
Speaker 14 (23:07):
All right, thank you much.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
All right, boy, let's go to Carl in Batavia, Iowa.
Looks like, hey Carl, Hey, John boy, how are you doing?
Hey good buddy? Did I hit you town right Batavia?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Yes? Yeah, that's perfect nice?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
All right?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Well then welcome in here, Boddy. So, uh, what what
famous award are you thinking?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Grammy? Off the list? What you got?
Speaker 13 (23:33):
Well, as much as I would like to say the
Darwin Awards, I'm gonna go with the Academy Awards as
my official answer.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Okay, is it the Academy Awards?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
So the winner is every loser, they now say, and
the oscar goes to right, do they do?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
John Broma.
Speaker 13 (24:02):
I'm a first time caller.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh good, buddy, just get that call.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
There.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
And may I please give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yes you may.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
I know other folks say this, but I.
Speaker 13 (24:12):
Don't think we can say it enough. I would like
to do a shout out for all of our men
and women in uniform and their families for protecting this
great nation, and for all the first responders and their
families who help take care of us here at home.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You got a call. We can't say it enough, buddy.
You right, all right, boy? Will you hang on? Jack
can hook you up.
Speaker 13 (24:31):
Thanks Tom Gowey.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Bottom of the I were on top of your news
right on the other side. We've got our time caps
over this all go spent, hang on full life.
Speaker 15 (25:16):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 17 (25:33):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the Cave.
As our story opens, an unsavory cowboy calls down into
the mouth of a dark cave in the hills of
gold Rush Country near Dothan, California.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
All right, sharp, you need to come on out of
there while you still can't get bet.
Speaker 10 (25:58):
You no good cherry picker.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Okay, girl, I had time for you to do your thing.
Speaker 9 (26:04):
Uh are you sure about this? Bill?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Lay out the deal and see what he.
Speaker 19 (26:09):
Says, Ricky, Recky, Hello, sweet fancy Moses, What fresh hell
is it?
Speaker 9 (26:20):
Ricky?
Speaker 10 (26:21):
I need to talk to you, honey. You and me
ain't got nothing to say to one another.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Curly Bill don't want to kill you. He just watch
the gold.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
No way.
Speaker 19 (26:33):
I the nuggets out of the ground with my own
two stubby little hands. I had handed it over to
that low down, no good, mad killing woman stealing Jackass.
I wouldn't even tell you where it was that we
was married, Ricky.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
You love to be in pretty bad shame?
Speaker 19 (26:49):
You think Curly Bill's been chasing me for two solid days.
They got two broke garbs and a bullet hole.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
In my belly.
Speaker 9 (26:56):
Uh, Old, Doc Weisser's up there at the mouth of
the cave with Bill right now.
Speaker 19 (27:00):
Is there anybody in that town that Kerney Bill ain't
got this yere pocket?
Speaker 9 (27:04):
Rickie, tell me.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Where the gold's at, and I'll go back and tell
Bill and he'll send knock down to patch you up.
Speaker 10 (27:11):
I forget it. By the way, why would I tell you?
Speaker 19 (27:14):
Of all people, you're the hoarny little scake of part
of us that run off with Kurney Bill laugh week anyhow.
Speaker 9 (27:20):
What could I say? Things happen?
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (27:25):
Did you just undo my britches? And what you rolled
me over on my belly?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Fur woman?
Speaker 19 (27:31):
This ain't no time for one of your dad gubs
twisted little sex to PAGs.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
Ricky, this hare's a full stack of dynamite and I'm
fixing to put it up by that personal space.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Do what now?
Speaker 18 (27:47):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (27:48):
The other end of this wire is up to a
plunger up at the mouth of the cave. If you
don't tell Bill where the gold is, Hey's gonna bly
you from here the kingdom.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Come well, I got news for you.
Speaker 10 (27:59):
You and him can both go stop. I can't read.
Speaker 13 (28:06):
You can't read.
Speaker 9 (28:08):
Where's the goal?
Speaker 6 (28:10):
At Ricky?
Speaker 15 (28:11):
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Speaker 10 (28:17):
Hold on a second, I feel like a dad corn dog.
Speaker 19 (28:22):
All right, all right, you got me. The gold is
behind the house. Go straight out the back door, about
one hundred yards over the ridge. It's under that big rocket.
Looks like an Indian. If you get to the Indian
that looks like a rock you went too far.
Speaker 9 (28:35):
You're down the rock thing, Ricky, all right, now.
Speaker 19 (28:37):
Get up there and send that doctor down here. How
about taking that stick of dynamite with you? You just
sit time, Lise, aint ain't you better? Nick turnlade you
Judy is scary it You broke my heart, but I
love you anyway.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
You don't know pre warman.
Speaker 9 (28:55):
Okay, okay, I'm till daddy what you say? He said
you're a ship. Let's goofy.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Look at jackass and.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
You ain't even got the brains to push down.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
On that plug, jerk.
Speaker 17 (29:14):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 10 (29:17):
I thought it was only once taken out.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Of my.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Burden.
Speaker 17 (29:23):
Killed in again next time when we're here. The crusty
old gold buyer in Sacramento say.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 14 (29:32):
I right, do it thick too, jud Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I tell you what man that dang on in ours
all rights?
Speaker 16 (29:40):
Man?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Who big insurance? You can get it with this memberman.
Not like that you get a twenty thousand dollars Your
arm blows off.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Man.
Speaker 14 (29:47):
This morning radio dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
This will make shown the radio run into your Monday.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
We're celebrating what would be Tim Wilson's sixty third birthday.
We got Uncle b s in minutes, Tim giving advice
to little Sam the jokesters.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Wanted to be a comedian that he grew up pretty smart.
No thanks to Tim, sake me don't. All right now,
all right here is let's turn it over the mill.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Hello, fellow dead broke taxpayers in his eye, Bill Silver's
maker of mirth, caster of aspersions, and former fudge master
at Dollar Cone. Here with another hilarious top ten list.
Unless you're a liberal, and then it's just a window
to your intentional stupidity. I'll just say that what we're
all thinking, what the hell took so long? It seemed
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like just last week Joe Biden was as sharp as
ever and at the top of his game. After that
dead eyed slack John performance at the debate, you could
almost hear a collective oops. And so in short order,
slow Joe got the political equivalent of taking old Yeller
out behind the barn. And now we're stuck with another loser.
Let's just hope Kamala against Hillary is a running mate
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so we can make fun of the cackles and cankeles tickets.
But this situation is all the media's fault. They ask
questions no one cares about. Think of all the missed opportunities.
So our crack staff asked our listeners what questions they
would have asked Joe Biden from the Home Office in
doctor Jill Biden's Museum of poor wardrobe choices, right next
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to the stereo playing Kamala giggles hits of the seventies, eighties,
and nineties, it comes Today's top ten lists, The top
ten questions Big Show listeners would like to have asked
Joe Biden. Number ten? Does China pay you in dollars
or yen? Number nine? Did you ever ask for a
refund for those hair plugs? Number eight? Boxers briefs or depends?
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Number seven? What does Obama's butt taste like? Number six?
Too soon do you get to claim Zelenski is a
dependent on your taxes?
Speaker 10 (32:40):
Number five?
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Is your daughter Ashley a good kisser?
Speaker 7 (32:43):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (32:44):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Read the diary?
Speaker 10 (32:47):
Number four?
Speaker 6 (32:48):
How many illegal aliens does it take to change an election?
Speaker 10 (32:55):
Number three?
Speaker 6 (32:56):
Did Kamala get the VP spot the same way she
won her first elected off?
Speaker 10 (33:02):
Inquiry?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Remind you?
Speaker 6 (33:06):
Number two? Does it hurt when Jeff Dunham puts his
hand up your poop shoe to operate your mouth. And
the number one question big show listeners would have liked
to us asked Joe Biden, what day is it?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 11 (33:33):
Oh I love all old fine big Crown radio man
wall A winch Cusin, Bruisie walt.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Man, Jack.
Speaker 10 (33:47):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Job Boy.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Billy.
Speaker 10 (33:52):
I had only two white men that would make me
more who.
Speaker 13 (33:57):
I feel?
Speaker 10 (33:58):
No man, Wow, you'll look back, we walk over for
your lip.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Wow, good morning, it's a basic on the radio for
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your Monday August fifty more.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Uncle Ben, Uncle be us. Where were you in June
eighteen seventy six? Let me like a second June eighteen
seventy six makeup.
Speaker 15 (34:56):
Artist Little big Horn Montana circling wagons, trying to you're
out a way to make a proxide bond cavalry officer
look like a sacred sue medicine man passing out Indian wigs,
trying to teach two hundred and six petrified white boys
to do an authentic emergency ring dance up to my
button wore paint burn up cavalry uniforms and you two
(35:17):
can speak sue in thirty minutes or less language cassettes.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
About that time, I.
Speaker 15 (35:22):
Look up on the mountain, see nine thousand piped off
war horses and enough feathers to put on a pillow
fight at a rodney king right one he ain't sure
if his eyeshadow liot rail and wondering where we're going
to find a skim buffalo headdress.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
In the next fifteen minutes, I said, I expect four
or five will be here directing.
Speaker 12 (35:41):
You boys.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Don't get nervous, just try to go out there, relax
and have.
Speaker 20 (35:45):
Fun with it.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio
coming up. We played Beat the Blonde. Winner gets a
mount Olive Piggles Prize pike. It includes a cool mount
Olive hat. I love Dear Tea, I heart mine Island Pickles.
Got to go heart and pickle anyway, you get a
three pack of pickle juicers.
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You know I dress like this all the time.
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Mount Olive is a proud partner of the National Wheelchair
Basketball Association. Men's and women's teams will go for the
gold next month of the Paralympic Games in Paris. That'll
be August twenty eighth, Gold Team USA. All right, hang on,
play for it in minutes. First, we're celebrating the life
(36:31):
and times of Tim Wilson. That's good, Tim, Would you
like to give a fledging fledgling pre media and fledgling.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Do you want me to try to be here? Mercer?
Tell the young lad the.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Truth both if possible.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Okay, here's the truth. Here's the truth.
Speaker 15 (36:52):
All right, let's put it this way, Sam, what you're
about to do is as good as it's gonna get.
Your entire reason for living being a comedian is to
get to the John Boy and Billy show. You, sir,
have never done a show. You've never been a road animal.
You never slept in a rest area. Okay, you've never
stayed at a dollar in some well, you've never been divorced.
(37:14):
You never hud women yelling at you over the phone. Okay,
you're five years old. Say this is as good as
it's gonna get. Don't even think about telling another joke after.
Speaker 12 (37:25):
You do this.
Speaker 14 (37:26):
Timmy actually has stayed at a dollar in before.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Now.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Sam, here, here's what I want you to look at.
Look at me.
Speaker 15 (37:35):
Okay, I'm only twelve. You see Sam, Do you see
how I don't have any hair on the top of
my head?
Speaker 12 (37:45):
Up here?
Speaker 15 (37:46):
See how my sideburns are gray. They're even grayer than
your daddy, and he's older than me. Don't be a comedian,
That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Don't do it. Women don't like comedians. Here's what you do.
See that long haired man over there, the one that looks.
Speaker 12 (38:01):
Like a girl.
Speaker 15 (38:04):
That he plays the drums. He plays the drums. Girls
love men who play the drums. Don't tell these jokes.
Sit over there and beat on the table. Now, that's
what I'm That's seriously what I'm trying to tell the
young lad. Okay, Now, if now you still want to
be a comedian.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Here's what you do.
Speaker 15 (38:29):
Don't ever go to New York, go to LA because
if you're gonna stitit around and suck, you might as
well have a shot at getting on TV.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
I ain't getting a sun ten right right, be Always.
Speaker 15 (38:41):
Make up jokes that will make women laugh. If you
can make women laugh, their date will laugh with them.
If you do like I do, and you only aim
at men, half the crowd will think that you suck.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
So don't do what I do. And that's basically what
I'm telling you.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
Now, get up there and give us a tight five.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Yeah, give us a tight five, and try to keep
it clean.
Speaker 15 (39:07):
And don't do anything about George Bush, because I've got
five minutes of stuff I'm doing about. If you sing
a song called first Baptist Born and grill law key.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
And how many comedians does it take to change the
light bulb? Five?
Speaker 15 (39:20):
One to do it, four to go? How long has
he been up there? Don't do it, Sam, don't do it.
Be a drummer, be a musician, be an actor, be
a model.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
You're gonna guarantee you can't.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
Okay, shave your back and be a model.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
You listen to Uncle John Boy all right, Yeah, that's
the first time you'll ever hear that. All Right, little
Sam the jokester, tell us some jokes.
Speaker 20 (39:45):
Sam, Okay, he was the first one. There was this
man on the highway and the couple of them said,
you're driving nine miles an hour. I haven't been out
an out.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
I'm telling you, if you put a hat on the kid,
he'd look like Rodney Carry.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
That's what you got.
Speaker 20 (40:10):
Okay. There was this performer performing a show at Old
folks home, and one of the lads was looking down
at the floor of the whole time. And then after
the show of the musician went to the lanes that
you didn't seem to enjoy the show.
Speaker 12 (40:27):
You know who I am?
Speaker 20 (40:28):
Nobody. If you got a nice nurse up front, you'll
tell you who you are.
Speaker 6 (40:38):
Tim Are you writing.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Any of these days?
Speaker 5 (40:41):
The kid's got good delivery. He's actually got a better vocabulary.
Speaker 18 (40:45):
Than you do.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
Well.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Most five year olds too.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
When he said old folks home, John would have went
with nursing home.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
All right, zam, here's a big finish.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Okay.
Speaker 20 (41:00):
Dad went to Day's restaurant. The food was terrible. We
gave the way the bill, he said, like compliments to
the photographer.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
Tell him it's a way home. Compliments to the photographer too.
He made the food look good.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Men, Yeah, took the pictures on the menu. Don't get
no better than this.
Speaker 13 (41:35):
And that.
Speaker 17 (41:36):
And by the way, that's another tip, Sam, don't go
over your audience's head.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
That's that's funny.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Little Sam did become a drummer, one of the instruments
he plays.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
He's a great musician all round. Yes, he is a
more head scholar and Uh.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Then his master's out is Stamford free ride do the
whole thing because of his brain. Yeah, yeah, you're talking
about big show kids we met, uh Hannah. Of course,
we brought big show kid doctor Hannah Presley in on Friday.
Speaker 16 (42:17):
A neurologist specialist, like a buropsychologist.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
So that's too, gorse Stephan. We got, you know, we
got some athletes and big show kids as well. He's
done pretty well in the NBA. Exact, his son's a
drug dealer. Well, you know, a drug, a drug. He's
a pharmist rep. Yes, that's what, pharmaceutical rep.
Speaker 6 (42:40):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Of course you're proud of Eric. He is a wonderful
young man. Me too, I'm like, great son, you can't
even bring me the good drugs.
Speaker 7 (42:50):
And I got you twin nephews who are I don't know,
they burn up the scooter. I'm just saying that they're
doing tricks.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Given proud of your nephews as well, all right, and
now let them be proud of their aunt. It's time
to play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred bits untel
free low. We'll get a contestant play next
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the rady.
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can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses.
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Eyes starting a little day loving that them?
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It is Monday, August of fifth, and you got the
Big chew on the radio.
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All right, all waking up together here? Hey body, Hey,
you ay pretty good?
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Wake nothing?
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Forge?
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Uh?
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National Day is right quick?
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National Work like a dog Day. Well, it's not too
fun to wake up.
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I wouldn't mind working like a dog as humans working
like a human.
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Right, Yeah, My dog's don't work very hard.
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National Oysterday, all right? You ain't muter raider that take.
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I'm sorry to wrinkle my nose. I know there's a
lot of people.
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Like them, Oh like good oars. Oh yeah, there is.
I'll be celebrating now, damn you. You can have mine
the National Underwear Day as well. So y'all he did.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Skip its clean underwear, clean underwear.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And what way you're gonna celebrate today was underwear work
like a dog day was a toss of it. This
would have been Tim Wilson's sixty third birthday. Leave that comedian, musician, author,
and Big Show family member Tim Wilson would have been
sixty three. Passed away in twenty fourteen. It's had a
(02:36):
massive heart attack and took him out at age fifty two.
Speaker 8 (02:40):
Man, and he was what you call that posthumously posthumously posthumously,
he was inducted into the Georgia Music Hall of Fame
in September twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
He loved his music, man, sure did.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And it has some good songs, made people laugh with them.
We're gonna celebrate Tim all day today, So gonna be big,
gonna be big. All right, Well, we got three dates
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Three dates in History where we got our categories. August fifth,
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nineteen eighty nine, Zoo Chong Weed won history's largest game
of musical chairs in Singapore.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I don't know hey pronounce xu and their language.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I think you did great.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Thank you take I think a shoot, it's gotta shoot.
Sean well, musical chairs out. That'll be good. Shoot, that's
my share.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
The game began at the Anglo Chinese School with eighty
two hundred and thirty eight players.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
Okay, that changes things for me. He did very well.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
A lot of chairs, all right, move up to two
exactly one thousand, one hundred and thirty five. Mothers in Berkeley,
California set of new Guinness record for most women breastfeeding simultaneously.
Seven hundred and sixty seven Australian women held the previous record.
(04:35):
To promote the health benefits of breastfeeding, The Berkeley, moms
marched from a park for the mass nurse in at
a nearby theater.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Shown up by the Australians.
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Finally, on this date, twenty thirteen, in a move that
catches the publishing world off guard, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos
purchases they respected Washington Post for two hundred and fifty
two hundred and fifty million.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boyd and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being Let's go contested number one.
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This should really be a lot.
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Of fun when you're playing Outburst, have a hurry up
and guest time.
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From mouth.
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in my knobs.
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This was closely what I was thinking.
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Looks like we read to get you through these three
categories and you win. Your bulls not prized by all right.
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It sounds like a winner hasn't playing.
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All right. Here you go in five seconds. Three kids,
party games, ready.
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Go, potato, musical chairs and ta potendo.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
All right, Paul, give us three things you need or
you can need.
Speaker 13 (07:33):
Go.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Three things to feed the baby.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh wow, this is this one's all over the place. Okay,
three things you can feed the baby, ready to.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
Go, milk, milk, bananas and baby.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Okay, good, didn't mean to trip you up there.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
You have really mystified him for days in a row.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Now you want to do babies eat? Would that bit easier?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I no, No, it's it's.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Just all about the nursing. You know. So I had boobies.
You know they're running around, Well you feed them that?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Well?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
From that, like that, I got it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Okay, I've had three kids, all right, Paul, Paul, for
the wind. Three things that can buy on Amazon?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Did you get that?
Speaker 12 (08:25):
Electronics, clothes, computers? All right?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And Tater, he did read it exactly the way you
wrote it. Three things you know, three things say?
Speaker 14 (08:41):
It's not that he is it?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Three things that can buy on Amazon. I can't make
my brain do it wrong. I'm trying to feed a baby.
Taters that can Amazon. I don't know what's going on.
Paul does.
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cleaning products headed down the mount.
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Pleasant to you a ball?
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Make you sure?
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I'll right, brother, you had fun for a secondmore. I
don't know what I'm doing.
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He's laughing with us.
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Frad All, ride with Jump and I catching.
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You up on your news.
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Then we're gonna get out. Tribute TAMN Show going to Chummy.
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Speaker 1 (10:04):
Monday Morning Big Show is on the radio. Tam Wilson
would have been sixty three years old.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Today Show family member duckted it into the Georgia Music
Hall of Fame posthumously. One of our faves about deal
I still get delivered.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It's our youngest son, Maddie Chunky Cheese.
Speaker 15 (10:27):
Here's a little song I'll dedicate this to my friend,
doctor Jim Montgomery down in Charleston, South Carolina. He took
me to a chucky Cheese in Charleston with his little
girl and some kid they were watching. And there ain't
nothing worse in going to chuck e cheese with somebody
else's kids, because you can't whoop nobody else's.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Kids, youngins, unless you're fairing young.
Speaker 15 (10:48):
I got come training from overseas, now I'm about her
at the chunky Cheese I've been God rather do a
year in jail than another afternoon in chuck e Cheese hell,
Chunky cheese hell, how MEI.
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Chunky cheese Hell?
Speaker 15 (11:05):
We cater do us not nose climb tail in chunky
cheese helm. Mama drives chipper to the chucky mahole, watches
in waller in some plastic balls. The band sucks and
the pizza's cold, and you eat it with a slobbering
four year old in chunk ee cheese Hell. Pup with
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pepperoni steel smells the same. You waste a pay check
on a video game, wind up out the door like
the stones are in town. Ain't enough chunky ice slippings
to go around in chunky cheese hell, howmy chuck e
cheese hell, squalling young UN's and a ski ball belling
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chummy cheese Hell.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
I did two tours of.
Speaker 15 (11:50):
Duty in Vietnam, fighting jungle right and breathing navy palm,
but they couldn't torture me half as well as a
birthday party in choky cheese hell. Chunky cheese hell, Tommy
chunky cheese hell.
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H good morning, that's a big sean already you minutes
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away from Uncle b s right now action, Hello.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Friends, your old help bird burn here with another pectoral
twitching installment of John Boy and Billy playhouse today's episode
sex Education. As our story it opens, Fred Boy Gordon
Fuzzy Murphy has been called into the Dean's office.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Please come in, mister Murphy and have a seat.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Thanks, Dean Stockwell, what's this all about? Well, mister Murphy,
please call me Fuzzy.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Yeah, I won't be doing that. It has come to
my attention that you have been making some nocturnal visitations
to several of the girl's dormitories. You what now, You've
been sneaking into the girl's dorms at night.
Speaker 14 (13:25):
Yes, that's true.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Well, while this is not expressly prohibited in the university rules.
It is frowned upon.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
I didn't notice the girls frowning.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Wink wink.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Be that as it may. The school board and I
have decided to implement fines for after hour visits. The
first violation will be fined at twenty dollars.
Speaker 10 (13:45):
No, that's fair.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
The second violation will cost you sixty.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Ooh geez, that's a little steep, don't you think.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
And the third violation will cost you one hundred and
eighty dollars. Aye of jack, excuse me, sorry, I'm pre law. Yes,
I thought that would get your attention. So do you
have any questions? Fuzzy, I mean, mister Murphy.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Well, just one Dean Stockwell? And what's that? How much
for a season? Pass?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Son of us?
Speaker 6 (14:17):
And how we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse?
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Speaker 14 (14:30):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar?
Speaker 6 (14:36):
All right? Here are no hot.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well hark hod hey everyone?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
No, that's list is l list?
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Is le list?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I go holray fast is let lest lest oh honey, God,
I'm coming out.
Speaker 13 (14:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What Good Morning Big shows on the radio, fine with
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Damn Wilson, Hall Morning Long, including visits with Uncle Bs.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Good morning, uncle Bs?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Where were you?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
December nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 15 (15:50):
December nineteen fifty five City bus driver, Montgomery, Alabama, rash
leaders staring will trying to get a fourteen year old
atturnail us downs. They could trigger out how mean black
people like going squeeze on and still have room up
front by the white best looking woman in North America
crawls on my bus prok side hair, legs up to
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her high and end forty d cups, staring me right,
square me eyes. I'm hoping she'll sit in the third
seat from the front, my eyeballing seat. Look up in
the rear view mirror of the bus. Down a Rosa
parks ain't in my eyeballing nine Sit here, look at
Rosa for the next fifteen miles, or get hurt to
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get up and give me miss nood allaby my hears.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Eat Rosa nose. I ain't had a date in six months.
Text today to turn into a civil rights marner just
goes to show.
Speaker 15 (16:45):
Every time I see a good looking woman, somebody makes
up hat her okase out of.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Her Good morning, got the beach on the radio? Hey oh,
got Jackie's request. Tim Wilson song my brother in law
reminds her of Sloopy. Sorry, all right, let me tell
you about the prize pack we're gonna play for big
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on lawd Tiger's prize pack. We got a hat, t shirt, tumbler,
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Speaker 1 (17:29):
All right, right, all right, hang on, we'll play for
it in minutes. So Sloopy is like my brother in
law kind of.
Speaker 16 (17:37):
I mean, he's all right, he's like my sister's husband's
sisters ex husband's.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Actually sisters, my ex brother in law husband's yeahs exband
x husband.
Speaker 17 (17:49):
Yeah, technically I don't think he's actually related to you
at all. Really yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 16 (17:53):
Well good, I'm going home and kicking him out of
my house. I know you all have somebody in your
family that'll this songer minds job. Tim Wilson, he's my
brother in law on a big show.
Speaker 12 (18:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (18:07):
He comes over to the house in a three day feared.
He sleeps on the couch, makes a place smell weird.
He's on something and it damn shore ain't a job.
He scares the kid, stays on the phone. He's got
a car somewhere from me to co sign on. He's
been disowned and his wife's run off with Bob. She
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finally told him he wasn't worth the dam. He tries
to play it all on Fiaddam, but he wasn't there.
He was fifteen and seventy four and he's had a
bad backgund of messy divorce. He's got a workman's compcase
tied up.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
In the court and he can't move. And I can
sure vouch for that.
Speaker 19 (18:47):
He's my brother in law.
Speaker 14 (18:50):
He's from a harding.
Speaker 18 (18:51):
Saw lord, the best man at Milewood and none of
the worst I ever saw.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
He's living all from me. He's the baby of the family.
Speaker 18 (19:03):
My wife won't let me shoot him cause he's my
brother in law. Every day he smokes four packs of
men the halls, makes about eight more long distance calls
snorts alcohol and talks like dusty roads. And he will
go through your wallet with a fine tooth calm and
e't your family out of house and home. He'll cuss
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out your preacher and stop.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Up your como.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
He's your brother in law.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
He's got nothing on the ball hall.
Speaker 18 (19:34):
The kind of man who drive from Peter and right
about check to Paul.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
He's gotten out a hen.
Speaker 18 (19:42):
Yeah, he ought to be a congressman. He's the kind
of fellow that I can't stand.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
And he's my brother in law.
Speaker 18 (19:49):
Oh yeah, he's the generic friend and he's my brother
in law.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Right man, That is a good man. It is a
good More Uncle b Is and.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Tim giving advice to Sam the jokester later is one
of our favorites. All right, let's jump right in here
with John Boy Jeopardy in nineteen eighty nine. Bowing to
the age of political correctness, presenters of this famous award
were required to not use the phrase and the winner
(20:26):
is so other nominees weren't implied to be losers.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
What is the Big Shoe Employee of the Year award?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Well, the only one ever gave out you wanted? Oh no, no,
there was a year you gave it to yourself.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Oh is that right? Yeah, because that year we had
a parking span. The year I would it.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Jackie got second and fifty dollars and what you get?
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Yeah, the rock.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
What y'all got here?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
You gonna win more than Tator the one ain't done
that Big Show you told free Line. We played John
Boyd Jeopardy Next, Good morning, that's a big show on
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the radio. Running to your Monday, August fifth. Today's feature
track for the Big Show, bid Box Unknown History with
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They're for keywords Batman, you hit.
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The bit box at the Big Show dot comy Right now,
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It's Don boy Jeopardye and now your host.
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He was really they disappointed that they left the French
Batman out of the opening ceremonies for the Olympics.
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What you never heard of the creeped Crusader. He's John Boyd.
Boom boom.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
They can't all be jims say to Michael out of Savannah, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Good morning, Michael, Good morning, Hey boy.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
Firs time caller.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
All right, I get the move A move for Michael home.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Oh right, Michael, you got the first shot at it.
Nineteen eighty nine. Bowing to the age of political correctness,
presenters of this famous award were required to not use
the phrase and the winner is so other nominees weren't
implied to be losers. What do you think, Michael?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I almost say a Grammy Award, the Grammy Award.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Let's see, No, are still plenty of losers there, Michael.
We appreciate you playing, buddy, drive in in time, have
a great day.
Speaker 14 (23:07):
All right, thank you much.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
All right, boy, let's go to Carl in Batavia, Iowa.
Looks like, hey Carl, Hey, John boy, how are you doing?
Hey good buddy? Did I hit you town right Batavia?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Yes? Yeah, that's perfect nice?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
All right?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Well then welcome in here, Boddy. So, uh, what what
famous award are you thinking?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Grammy? Off the list? What you got?
Speaker 13 (23:33):
Well, as much as I would like to say the
Darwin Awards, I'm gonna go with the Academy Awards as
my official answer.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Okay, is it the Academy Awards?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
So the winner is every loser, they now say, and
the oscar goes to right, do they do?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
John Broma.
Speaker 13 (24:02):
I'm a first time caller.
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Oh good, buddy, just get that call.
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There.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
And may I please give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yes you may.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
I know other folks say this, but I.
Speaker 13 (24:12):
Don't think we can say it enough. I would like
to do a shout out for all of our men
and women in uniform and their families for protecting this
great nation, and for all the first responders and their
families who help take care of us here at home.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You got a call. We can't say it enough, buddy.
You right, all right, boy? Will you hang on? Jack
can hook you up.
Speaker 13 (24:31):
Thanks Tom Gowey.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Bottom of the I were on top of your news
right on the other side. We've got our time caps
over this all go spent, hang on full life.
Speaker 15 (25:16):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 17 (25:33):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the Cave.
As our story opens, an unsavory cowboy calls down into
the mouth of a dark cave in the hills of
gold Rush Country near Dothan, California.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
All right, sharp, you need to come on out of
there while you still can't get bet.
Speaker 10 (25:58):
You no good cherry picker.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Okay, girl, I had time for you to do your thing.
Speaker 9 (26:04):
Uh are you sure about this? Bill?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Lay out the deal and see what he.
Speaker 19 (26:09):
Says, Ricky, Recky, Hello, sweet fancy Moses, What fresh hell
is it?
Speaker 9 (26:20):
Ricky?
Speaker 10 (26:21):
I need to talk to you, honey. You and me
ain't got nothing to say to one another.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Curly Bill don't want to kill you. He just watch
the gold.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
No way.
Speaker 19 (26:33):
I the nuggets out of the ground with my own
two stubby little hands. I had handed it over to
that low down, no good, mad killing woman stealing Jackass.
I wouldn't even tell you where it was that we
was married, Ricky.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
You love to be in pretty bad shame?
Speaker 19 (26:49):
You think Curly Bill's been chasing me for two solid days.
They got two broke garbs and a bullet hole.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
In my belly.
Speaker 9 (26:56):
Uh, Old, Doc Weisser's up there at the mouth of
the cave with Bill right now.
Speaker 19 (27:00):
Is there anybody in that town that Kerney Bill ain't
got this yere pocket?
Speaker 9 (27:04):
Rickie, tell me.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Where the gold's at, and I'll go back and tell
Bill and he'll send knock down to patch you up.
Speaker 10 (27:11):
I forget it. By the way, why would I tell you?
Speaker 19 (27:14):
Of all people, you're the hoarny little scake of part
of us that run off with Kurney Bill laugh week anyhow.
Speaker 9 (27:20):
What could I say? Things happen?
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (27:25):
Did you just undo my britches? And what you rolled
me over on my belly?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Fur woman?
Speaker 19 (27:31):
This ain't no time for one of your dad gubs
twisted little sex to PAGs.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
Ricky, this hare's a full stack of dynamite and I'm
fixing to put it up by that personal space.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Do what now?
Speaker 18 (27:47):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (27:48):
The other end of this wire is up to a
plunger up at the mouth of the cave. If you
don't tell Bill where the gold is, Hey's gonna bly
you from here the kingdom.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Come well, I got news for you.
Speaker 10 (27:59):
You and him can both go stop. I can't read.
Speaker 13 (28:06):
You can't read.
Speaker 9 (28:08):
Where's the goal?
Speaker 6 (28:10):
At Ricky?
Speaker 15 (28:11):
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Speaker 10 (28:17):
Hold on a second, I feel like a dad corn dog.
Speaker 19 (28:22):
All right, all right, you got me. The gold is
behind the house. Go straight out the back door, about
one hundred yards over the ridge. It's under that big rocket.
Looks like an Indian. If you get to the Indian
that looks like a rock you went too far.
Speaker 9 (28:35):
You're down the rock thing, Ricky, all right, now.
Speaker 19 (28:37):
Get up there and send that doctor down here. How
about taking that stick of dynamite with you? You just
sit time, Lise, aint ain't you better? Nick turnlade you
Judy is scary it You broke my heart, but I
love you anyway.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
You don't know pre warman.
Speaker 9 (28:55):
Okay, okay, I'm till daddy what you say? He said
you're a ship. Let's goofy.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Look at jackass and.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
You ain't even got the brains to push down.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
On that plug, jerk.
Speaker 17 (29:14):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 10 (29:17):
I thought it was only once taken out.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Of my.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Burden.
Speaker 17 (29:23):
Killed in again next time when we're here. The crusty
old gold buyer in Sacramento say.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 14 (29:32):
I right, do it thick too, jud Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I tell you what man that dang on in ours
all rights?
Speaker 16 (29:40):
Man?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Who big insurance? You can get it with this memberman.
Not like that you get a twenty thousand dollars Your
arm blows off.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Man.
Speaker 14 (29:47):
This morning radio dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
This will make shown the radio run into your Monday.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
We're celebrating what would be Tim Wilson's sixty third birthday.
We got Uncle b s in minutes, Tim giving advice
to little Sam the jokesters.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Wanted to be a comedian that he grew up pretty smart.
No thanks to Tim, sake me don't. All right now,
all right here is let's turn it over the mill.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Hello, fellow dead broke taxpayers in his eye, Bill Silver's
maker of mirth, caster of aspersions, and former fudge master
at Dollar Cone. Here with another hilarious top ten list.
Unless you're a liberal, and then it's just a window
to your intentional stupidity. I'll just say that what we're
all thinking, what the hell took so long? It seemed
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like just last week Joe Biden was as sharp as
ever and at the top of his game. After that
dead eyed slack John performance at the debate, you could
almost hear a collective oops. And so in short order,
slow Joe got the political equivalent of taking old Yeller
out behind the barn. And now we're stuck with another loser.
Let's just hope Kamala against Hillary is a running mate
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so we can make fun of the cackles and cankeles tickets.
But this situation is all the media's fault. They ask
questions no one cares about. Think of all the missed opportunities.
So our crack staff asked our listeners what questions they
would have asked Joe Biden from the Home Office in
doctor Jill Biden's Museum of poor wardrobe choices, right next
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to the stereo playing Kamala giggles hits of the seventies, eighties,
and nineties, it comes Today's top ten lists, The top
ten questions Big Show listeners would like to have asked
Joe Biden. Number ten? Does China pay you in dollars
or yen? Number nine? Did you ever ask for a
refund for those hair plugs? Number eight? Boxers briefs or depends?
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Number seven? What does Obama's butt taste like? Number six?
Too soon do you get to claim Zelenski is a
dependent on your taxes?
Speaker 10 (32:40):
Number five?
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Is your daughter Ashley a good kisser?
Speaker 7 (32:43):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (32:44):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Read the diary?
Speaker 10 (32:47):
Number four?
Speaker 6 (32:48):
How many illegal aliens does it take to change an election?
Speaker 10 (32:55):
Number three?
Speaker 6 (32:56):
Did Kamala get the VP spot the same way she
won her first elected off?
Speaker 10 (33:02):
Inquiry?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Remind you?
Speaker 6 (33:06):
Number two? Does it hurt when Jeff Dunham puts his
hand up your poop shoe to operate your mouth. And
the number one question big show listeners would have liked
to us asked Joe Biden, what day is it?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 11 (33:33):
Oh I love all old fine big Crown radio man
wall A winch Cusin, Bruisie walt.
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Man, Jack.
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John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Job Boy.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Billy.
Speaker 10 (33:52):
I had only two white men that would make me
more who.
Speaker 13 (33:57):
I feel?
Speaker 10 (33:58):
No man, Wow, you'll look back, we walk over for
your lip.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Wow, good morning, it's a basic on the radio for
(34:42):
your Monday August fifty more.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Uncle Ben, Uncle be us. Where were you in June
eighteen seventy six? Let me like a second June eighteen
seventy six makeup.
Speaker 15 (34:56):
Artist Little big Horn Montana circling wagons, trying to you're
out a way to make a proxide bond cavalry officer
look like a sacred sue medicine man passing out Indian wigs,
trying to teach two hundred and six petrified white boys
to do an authentic emergency ring dance up to my
button wore paint burn up cavalry uniforms and you two
(35:17):
can speak sue in thirty minutes or less language cassettes.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
About that time, I.
Speaker 15 (35:22):
Look up on the mountain, see nine thousand piped off
war horses and enough feathers to put on a pillow
fight at a rodney king right one he ain't sure
if his eyeshadow liot rail and wondering where we're going
to find a skim buffalo headdress.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
In the next fifteen minutes, I said, I expect four
or five will be here directing.
Speaker 12 (35:41):
You boys.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Don't get nervous, just try to go out there, relax
and have.
Speaker 20 (35:45):
Fun with it.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio
coming up. We played Beat the Blonde. Winner gets a
mount Olive Piggles Prize pike. It includes a cool mount
Olive hat. I love Dear Tea, I heart mine Island Pickles.
Got to go heart and pickle anyway, you get a
three pack of pickle juicers.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
You know I dress like this all the time.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Mount Olive is a proud partner of the National Wheelchair
Basketball Association. Men's and women's teams will go for the
gold next month of the Paralympic Games in Paris. That'll
be August twenty eighth, Gold Team USA. All right, hang on,
play for it in minutes. First, we're celebrating the life
(36:31):
and times of Tim Wilson. That's good, Tim, Would you
like to give a fledging fledgling pre media and fledgling.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Do you want me to try to be here? Mercer?
Tell the young lad the.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Truth both if possible.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Okay, here's the truth. Here's the truth.
Speaker 15 (36:52):
All right, let's put it this way, Sam, what you're
about to do is as good as it's gonna get.
Your entire reason for living being a comedian is to
get to the John Boy and Billy show. You, sir,
have never done a show. You've never been a road animal.
You never slept in a rest area. Okay, you've never
stayed at a dollar in some well, you've never been divorced.
(37:14):
You never hud women yelling at you over the phone. Okay,
you're five years old. Say this is as good as
it's gonna get. Don't even think about telling another joke after.
Speaker 12 (37:25):
You do this.
Speaker 14 (37:26):
Timmy actually has stayed at a dollar in before.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Now.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Sam, here, here's what I want you to look at.
Look at me.
Speaker 15 (37:35):
Okay, I'm only twelve. You see Sam, Do you see
how I don't have any hair on the top of
my head?
Speaker 12 (37:45):
Up here?
Speaker 15 (37:46):
See how my sideburns are gray. They're even grayer than
your daddy, and he's older than me. Don't be a comedian,
That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Don't do it. Women don't like comedians. Here's what you do.
See that long haired man over there, the one that looks.
Speaker 12 (38:01):
Like a girl.
Speaker 15 (38:04):
That he plays the drums. He plays the drums. Girls
love men who play the drums. Don't tell these jokes.
Sit over there and beat on the table. Now, that's
what I'm That's seriously what I'm trying to tell the
young lad. Okay, Now, if now you still want to
be a comedian.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Here's what you do.
Speaker 15 (38:29):
Don't ever go to New York, go to LA because
if you're gonna stitit around and suck, you might as
well have a shot at getting on TV.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
I ain't getting a sun ten right right, be Always.
Speaker 15 (38:41):
Make up jokes that will make women laugh. If you
can make women laugh, their date will laugh with them.
If you do like I do, and you only aim
at men, half the crowd will think that you suck.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
So don't do what I do. And that's basically what
I'm telling you.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
Now, get up there and give us a tight five.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Yeah, give us a tight five, and try to keep
it clean.
Speaker 15 (39:07):
And don't do anything about George Bush, because I've got
five minutes of stuff I'm doing about. If you sing
a song called first Baptist Born and grill law key.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
And how many comedians does it take to change the
light bulb? Five?
Speaker 15 (39:20):
One to do it, four to go? How long has
he been up there? Don't do it, Sam, don't do it.
Be a drummer, be a musician, be an actor, be
a model.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
You're gonna guarantee you can't.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
Okay, shave your back and be a model.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
You listen to Uncle John Boy all right, Yeah, that's
the first time you'll ever hear that. All Right, little
Sam the jokester, tell us some jokes.
Speaker 20 (39:45):
Sam, Okay, he was the first one. There was this
man on the highway and the couple of them said,
you're driving nine miles an hour. I haven't been out
an out.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
I'm telling you, if you put a hat on the kid,
he'd look like Rodney Carry.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
That's what you got.
Speaker 20 (40:10):
Okay. There was this performer performing a show at Old
folks home, and one of the lads was looking down
at the floor of the whole time. And then after
the show of the musician went to the lanes that
you didn't seem to enjoy the show.
Speaker 12 (40:27):
You know who I am?
Speaker 20 (40:28):
Nobody. If you got a nice nurse up front, you'll
tell you who you are.
Speaker 6 (40:38):
Tim Are you writing.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Any of these days?
Speaker 5 (40:41):
The kid's got good delivery. He's actually got a better vocabulary.
Speaker 18 (40:45):
Than you do.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
Well.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Most five year olds too.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
When he said old folks home, John would have went
with nursing home.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
All right, zam, here's a big finish.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Okay.
Speaker 20 (41:00):
Dad went to Day's restaurant. The food was terrible. We
gave the way the bill, he said, like compliments to
the photographer.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
Tell him it's a way home. Compliments to the photographer too.
He made the food look good.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Men, Yeah, took the pictures on the menu. Don't get
no better than this.
Speaker 13 (41:35):
And that.
Speaker 17 (41:36):
And by the way, that's another tip, Sam, don't go
over your audience's head.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
That's that's funny.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Little Sam did become a drummer, one of the instruments
he plays.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
He's a great musician all round. Yes, he is a
more head scholar and Uh.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Then his master's out is Stamford free ride do the
whole thing because of his brain. Yeah, yeah, you're talking
about big show kids we met, uh Hannah. Of course,
we brought big show kid doctor Hannah Presley in on Friday.
Speaker 16 (42:17):
A neurologist specialist, like a buropsychologist.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
So that's too, gorse Stephan. We got, you know, we
got some athletes and big show kids as well. He's
done pretty well in the NBA. Exact, his son's a
drug dealer. Well, you know, a drug, a drug. He's
a pharmist rep. Yes, that's what, pharmaceutical rep.
Speaker 6 (42:40):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Of course you're proud of Eric. He is a wonderful
young man. Me too, I'm like, great son, you can't
even bring me the good drugs.
Speaker 7 (42:50):
And I got you twin nephews who are I don't know,
they burn up the scooter. I'm just saying that they're
doing tricks.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Given proud of your nephews as well, all right, and
now let them be proud of their aunt. It's time
to play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred bits untel
free low. We'll get a contestant play next
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