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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, all ready, here with a quick note about today's podcast.
This is an encore edition of The John Boy and
Billy Big Show. It originally aired on Monday, August twenty fourth,
twenty twenty. Yeah, there's so many good things to remember
about twenty twenty not anyway, I just wanted to make
sure nobody thought they had woken up in their own
(00:22):
personal groundhog Day.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
So let's get on with it. Enjoy the show.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
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Let's get Generady to win it right here.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
August twenty fourth, there was nineteen thirty two, Amelia Erhart
became the first woman to fly NonStop across the US,
travel from Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
To Newark, New Jersey. It's just over nineteen hours.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah. Then later on, yes, you tried to do it
across the ocean. That's when things went south. Move up
to nineteen ninety two. Thieves armed with a frozen rabbit
smashed through the glass doors of a pub in Devon, England.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
They left the rabbit thawing on the bar. I've got
a rabbit. I'm not a fright of yessy.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
We're trying to send a message, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
All, folks.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Finally, on this day No.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Six, the International Astronomical Union defied the term to find
the term planet for the first time. Is when they
declared that Pluto was no longer the Solar System's ninth planet.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Well, that doesn't really seem fair.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
They demoted it to the status of a dwarf planet.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
And that seems a little hurtful.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, yeah, I think planet.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
I mean the planet Pluto is back in the standings now,
is it.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, so we got promoted back up. Yeah, all right,
that's what happens when you sign a a tissue.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
That's at least according to NASA and not you know, yeah, okay,
I won't say his name.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Well, there's our categories one eight hundred Big shows. You
told free line we play out birds. Next, Good morning,
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy and Billy we give the prizes from the
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Have a hurry up and.
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Guest time you have the best time.
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You have a big shots.
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Let's say, Hey of Paul from Thomas, Georgia. Good morning Paul,
Good morning, Eh boy, ball had made it in here.
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Buddy's getting the winning beginning.
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Are you ready? I'm ready in honor of familiar our heart.
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In five seconds, three things that fly ready, go.
Speaker 11 (04:32):
Airplane, bird, mosquitoes.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
All right now, Paul, Three things in a freezer ready, go.
Speaker 11 (04:42):
Dere squirrel?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
What was that squirrel?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
The second one was squirrel okay.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
And the last one feat was it because it's going
to have been rabbit.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You don't honor staking history. I don't know, I didn't.
I'm forgiving it, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Kind of Number three, Paul, we need three planets ready
go Earth, Mars, Mercury, and then we.
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Got on there.
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We can have also accepted fitness and Hollywood.
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Paul, good word Bunny and the hay Bo Outdoors Prize pack.
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Head down to Thomason.
Speaker 11 (05:33):
For you well, thank you very much. And can I
give you a shutout?
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Yes you can.
Speaker 11 (05:40):
I want to.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Shout out to my lovely wife, my two daughters, Caitlin
and Courtney, and.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
My son who is officially a marine. Also, I also
got to give a boss man absolutely.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Like ball it in the fridge fresh, hate you and
yours listening to the Big Show all right, would jump out,
catch you up on your news right on the other side,
and I Trump song thing going here this morning, A
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good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Democrats Minister convention last week, this week's Republican National Convention,
a lot of stuff happening. Jobobilly World Headquarters in Charlotte,
North Carolina. Celebraid was Trump Too's one thing about old Trump?
You gotta say he got some pretty people around him.
I ain't gonna mind watching it, which brings us to
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our first tune.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Of the morning.
Speaker 10 (07:25):
Here we go, mister Trump, you got a lovely daughter.
Speaker 12 (07:39):
I need Vonka, not the trashy wine.
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She sessma sound pretty and employed.
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It's all those attributes that make the liberals wine. She
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Their boycott only made her numbers rise.
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They're just jellous.
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They dump it.
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Democrats can't get their.
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Skinny jeans beyond their thunder thighs.
Speaker 12 (08:27):
She keeps her cool when the gay's harass her. She's
not a fool. She can whip their asser.
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She's much smarter than that.
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Chelsea Clinton.
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Not a pothead like a bomber's kids.
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She's not a booze hound like the bush girls are
like Kim Kardashian with a normal size behind. You must
be proud Candles herself fine, Ye make stuffing news look
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even more ass nine, mister Trump, I'm sorry that she's married.
Her husband seems like something of a nerd.
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I'll just her.
Speaker 12 (09:36):
Someday she'll dump his ass and run away with me.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I must have lost my mind.
Speaker 14 (09:47):
Mister Trump. You've got the lovely daughter. Mister Trump, You've
got the lovely daughter. Mister Trump, You've got, mister Trump,
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You've got.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Good morning. Let's make sure the radio.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Monday, August twenty fourth, go jumping in the playhouse.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Boudreau
and the Hunting Accident. As our story opened Woodrow, Boudreau
is finishing up a phone call with his longtime buddy
Justin LeBlanc.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
How can my friend take your paint pill? I gonna
come see you tomorrow. You have good night?
Speaker 11 (11:10):
Now?
Speaker 15 (11:10):
By who you talking to about pain pills?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
H Juice don Leblanck.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
He need me to took him to appointment tomorrow morning
at ten.
Speaker 15 (11:18):
Who'sband you supposed to took me to the grocery store
at ten?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I'm sorry, dolland this here can't wait. Juice TN had
a bad accident yesterday. Shot itself with a shotgun. Oooh
my lord, that's what was then said when it happened,
wear and shoot himself right in the gift basket.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You mean he didn't take a direct head?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
No, buddy about now, blow the whole crouch out of
Juice Stann's hunting Bridges.
Speaker 15 (11:44):
Had to maty, is he gonna be okay?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Well, he thinks, So the doctor pulled out all the
buckshot and sent him home with a bottle of paint pills.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Made an appointment at the J and R Music store
in the morning. Souice Tann can't drive you. Yes, he
needed me to give him a ride.
Speaker 15 (12:02):
Did you just say you're taking him to the music store.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
We he got a point man to see the doctor's brother, Pierre.
He a music teacher.
Speaker 15 (12:11):
Now, hold on, hold on, hoseband. Why does Sam hell
with the doctor sent a man who just shot himself
to a music teacher.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Well, this boy teacher's flute lessons, and he gonna showju stunt.
We're to hold his fingers so he don't pee on
his shoes.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I tell you that right now.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 15 (12:41):
What I gonna do with you too?
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Tune in again next time we'll hear the crusty old
flute teacher say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 16 (12:49):
Yeah, good morning, rolling through the big show on the radio.
Speaker 17 (12:54):
Hello, this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the
Pride of the Red States. John Boy and Billy right
here on the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may
hear the Big Show?
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Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical your morning?
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It's big show on the radio in August twenty four
you having a birthday of today, Happy birthday bird, family
loved chair, happy bird.
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You know.
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For you?
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I want to shant one comedian Dave Chappelle. I'm an
interesting cat. Those Chapelle shows still own like a bunch
of channels I run across whom I'm serving all the time.
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It's one of those shows that it's like watching Key
and Peel. It's always fun right right.
Speaker 19 (14:20):
You can watch it a million times and it's funny
every single time.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Old Dave was forty seven.
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So the thing about now he signed that reported fifty
million dollar contract after you know it ran it was
so popular, and then of course there's famous words Billy quit.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Did we ever get in the story behind that? Why?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Actually, you can read further down in that paragraph he
kind of talks about.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
It a little. Let's see here.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Oh, he checked himself into a mental health facility in
South Africa in five Was that about.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
The time, he said?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Yeah, yeah, that was about time.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
You so man, he must have been having some mental problem.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
There was just so much pressure on him and the
expectations were so high, right, And I've heard him talk
about this on various talk shows, and he says that basically,
he said, my dad told me many years ago, know
what your price is going in and if it gets
too high, get.
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Back out again. Huh.
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And he basically just kind of felt like he didn't
need the money, he didn't need the pressure.
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So and they had already shot but I didn't know this.
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They shot four of the five episodes for the second season.
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Yeah, they had a season, yeah at that point.
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Yeah, and then he he just went a Walton.
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But I believe he lives now.
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They have a farm in Ohio, ohiosa his family and.
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His bleep you Hollywood farm is what he called.
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Is that right?
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It's out just out in the middle of nowhere.
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And he's done a couple of Netflix, right, you know,
comedy series.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Then how about that?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
All right, live on a farm, get your old farm,
get down and count and get away from all that
I worked down today.
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He calls it Boogie Branch.
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We're mainly happy birthday to you. Good morning, Big shows
on the radio coming up. We played John Boy Jeparday.
The winner gets fifty dollars to spend on an American
Express gift card.
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Curtisy boat Jangles. It's bow time.
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Hang on, we playing minutes verse yet we at the
Republican National Convention.
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Have I Trump's song?
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Trump Now?
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When he was a young man, he always thought he'd
be sitting on a thrown up in Washington, d C.
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Trump got a Bible from his mammy, Holy Trump. His
hands are small and clammy. Born in New York City,
air like Conway.
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Tity Now people love to listen to his speeches. He
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In New York City.
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Hair like Conway Twitter King Trump.
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Smell, got more ex wives than Sinatra.
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Trouble from from from from.
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From swimming pools from from from from from.
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Move star from from from.
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And his hair is perfect even trum. Now, don't you
think my head is up my room?
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I know he's probably crazy, but I'm quoting fucking Troup
team from his momentum.
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Just ain't stopping he from even when he's flippy flopping.
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Born in New York City, Haroly Conway twitty, he was
born in New.
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York City, and his hands, I eat it bitty. That's
a good boy.
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according to a twenty sixteen American University study, people who
live in Oregon do this the fastest, and people who
live in Miss Sippy do it the slowest.
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I was gonna say, open up a can of woop aass,
but probably the other way around.
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What y'all got?
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One?
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His bluegrass version of anything is usually the bad one.
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Yep see say hey to Eugene out of Huntington, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Good morning, Eugene.
Speaker 11 (20:49):
Good morning.
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Hey what ah? You you up first?
Speaker 18 (20:53):
Here?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Money? See what's he got?
Speaker 12 (20:54):
Well?
Speaker 18 (20:54):
We all do it some.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I'm a lot more than others.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
And according to twenty sixteen American University study, people who
live in Oregon do this the fastest and Mississippians do
it the slowest. What you're thinking, Eugene, I'm thinking talking,
you're thinking talking.
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Let's say.
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Thank you, sir.
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I won't give a shout out to some family.
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Can folks all right?
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Okay my dad, okay.
Speaker 18 (21:39):
My mom?
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Can't folks all right?
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The country?
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So they know who they are? Now drawing out somewhere?
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Are you from Mississippi?
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Pop up?
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You know.
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We appreciate y'all listening to Eugene. You ain't gonna jack
you hook you up?
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Thank you, sir.
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Right what you're bound? Catch you up on your news?
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Right on the other side, This is the.
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Award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's
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Speaker 9 (23:01):
My read man, My ried man drives around in a minivan.
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Hie has nothing.
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Life will let him do what the she says.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
It's about timing group.
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Well, there's a screw you'll find.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
The married mane last time married man, College Buddy and
the strange new ally drinking Buddy bribe their way into
the Brushywood Nuclear Station with a six pack, attempting to
gain super powers by exposing themselves to radiation. Did we
mention that drinking buddy volunteered.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
To go fight? I told you this was a stupid idea.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Okay, Homer, you're the nuclear expert here. What should we do?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Well?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
I don't have time to check the manual, but I
say run for your life might work.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Wow, we've got to find some way to control this
giant free think man, think, No, no death, run man run.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Isn't there anything else we can do?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
You're how about screaming like a woman while we run?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Homer?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
No, no, it's easy, heroes, do you He's getting closer.
We better do something quick.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Excuse me just a second, Fellows, Hello, hi, honey.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
No, we're still at the nuclear plant trying to give
ourselves superpowers. Actually, no, it's not going very well. We
irradiated drinking buddy and he turned into this ten foot tall,
thousand pounds freak.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
What's that? Yes, he's still a drunk. What well, I
guess that might work.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Listen, Honk, I'm gonna have to call you about it's
time for us to run for our lives again.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Okay, honey, by.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Got you kind of a short leash.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Hey, shut up, Homer, give me one of your beers.
Speaker 19 (24:37):
Nothing doing you thicky pot liquor, A drunken cubea with
the bed rug already turned my thick back into a
five pack.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah, but now he's a giant cubo with a half
ton fists and razor sharp fangs.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Now give him the beer. Oh right now, the Indian givers.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Okay, I'm gonna roll this beer into the reactor room
when he goes after it. College buddy, you shut the
door at Homer, you crank up the juice.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Really think this will work?
Speaker 5 (25:01):
You got a better idea, so we're definitely not doing
the screaming like a woman thing. Homer.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Okay, okay, roll it curly.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Married mine rolls the bear end of the reacto roong. Okay,
College buddy, Now, Homer, go up to.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
The second here.
Speaker 19 (25:18):
Let me see desperate attempt to reverse the dangerous radioactive mutation.
Thirty to forty five seconds. Okay, don't noukes, don't fail me.
Now we don't have much time. He's gonna punch right
through that door.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
If this works, we'll only need a few more seconds.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Mutant's done.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Okay, I'm gonna open the door. If I close it,
stand by to szap him again. Well, did it work.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
Hey, big guy who left the beer in here?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Drinking buddy?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Are you all right?
Speaker 18 (25:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:48):
I feel fine, big guy, Me too, big guy? Oh huh, hey,
can anybody get a beer in here?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Or just certain papers hunting here with all the microwaves
bouncing around two of Oh no, we've changed him from
the incredible hump into drinking buddies.
Speaker 11 (26:06):
Hey, guys, we like you.
Speaker 18 (26:08):
You like us?
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah, we like you, you like us?
Speaker 18 (26:12):
What the what the.
Speaker 17 (26:16):
Haul?
Speaker 5 (26:16):
A double man twins drinking about eight times two?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
How will our heroes get out of this? You and
again next time when we'll hear the drinking buddies say.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
You know, I never knew it before, but I'm a
right good looking fellow. Hey, am I hitting on me?
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Don't miss on next spink tightening adventure, Same married time,
same married channel.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
You'll find the married mine shun boy and Billy. Good
morning radio, dumb right, good morning? Is Mike Shaw on
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the radio for you Monday morning?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Bout twenty minutes the song was playing at their President
Trump shocked the world in twenty sixteen. As Repulicans having
that convention this week, all right, hang on for that.
Even with our current situation, there's always something exciting happening
in dismal seapd, South Carolina, And here to tell us
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all about it is the mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Q.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Fiddle Swoop. Good morning, mister.
Speaker 18 (27:49):
Mayor, Good morning John Boy, and greetings to all your
wonderful listeners, even the ones who send me hate mail.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Oh wait, our listeners are sending you hate mail.
Speaker 18 (28:00):
Shocking, isn't it. That's your people.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
What sort of hate mail are they sending?
Speaker 18 (28:05):
Well, to be fair, it doesn't really start out as
hate mail. It's usually just, you know, suggestions about new
festivals and ideas on how to improve current ones.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Well, to me, it sounds like they're it's just trying
to be helpful.
Speaker 18 (28:17):
Well, I take it as a sign of disrespect, Hey, goober.
I don't come to where you work and tell you
how to empty the port of John's. You know. And
then one thing leads to another, and a few emails later,
I'm insulting their family. I'll tell you what. I must
be pretty accurate too, They.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Get pretty steem What kind of insults?
Speaker 18 (28:37):
Well, I don't want to get specific, but a lot
of guys must be married to sluts.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
It sounds like you bring that hate mail on yourself.
Speaker 18 (28:47):
You know, John Boys, this weekend is going to be
sweet and will keep it with our first annual ice
cream social distancing days.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Ah, the old fashioned ice cream sol sall that sounds neat.
Speaker 18 (29:00):
Eat neat? Who are you, Eddie Haskell? It's a weekend
of ice cream and good times, John Boy six feet apart,
sponsored by Ben and Terry's ice Cream Delight.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Don't you mean Ben and Jerry's.
Speaker 18 (29:15):
No We tried them and they said no.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
What happened? Did you insul them?
Speaker 18 (29:20):
The weekend kicks off big parade down Main Street and
our grand marshals, those Kenny Show icons the banana splits.
Isn't that neat?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Very nostalgic? You always enjoyed them?
Speaker 18 (29:35):
Oh yeah, they're good guys. But you know, Drooper is
a bit of a handful. He's got a no moonshine
rider in his contract.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Wow, who knew?
Speaker 18 (29:44):
There's activities of plenty ice cream tastings in the main tent,
featuring some pretty exotic flavors like damn I knew you? Okay,
here it is peach and pickled Harry, salted caramel, suet, squid,
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macaroon mayor sweat mint chip. Oh, here's my favorite chunky
blue toilet water.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
What are the jonks?
Speaker 18 (30:15):
Well it looks like chocolate, but I don't really know.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Okay, who is going to be trying those?
Speaker 18 (30:20):
Oh please? It's right next to the frozen margarita. Ted
like they're not going to try him? And these are
your people. There's a milkshake brings all the boys to
the yard dance contest women eighteen and over gravitating to
the latest hip tunes all while trying to drink a milkshake.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
That sounds kind of messy.
Speaker 18 (30:42):
Yeah does Eddy and the Grand Finale is a comedy
show by insult comic Murder Hornet.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
There's a comic called Murder Hornet.
Speaker 18 (30:54):
Well, he says he's Killer Bee's cousin, but that might
be at It's gonna be a great weekend, John Boy.
One thousand gallons of ice cream and all your favorite flavors.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
A thousand gallons. Well that's a lot, so who gets
the leftovers?
Speaker 9 (31:09):
You?
Speaker 18 (31:11):
So come on down this this most sleeper ice cream
social distancing days. It's gonna be me idiot, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 20 (31:27):
Hell ay you lindsay premise here and when I'm on
this side of the pond. I get my daily dose
of culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
I thought it this funny, This is.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Good morning, make shows on the radio for you.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Monday, August twenty fourth, News me this does down Louisiana
a local story of several women were arrested after they
allegedly attacked a hostess the Baton Rouge Louisiana Chili's because
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the teen hostess refused to see them because of social
distancing requirements.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Going crazy.
Speaker 22 (32:52):
That sounds about right. Actually, I'm not surprised to hear
the headliner at all. Man Karens are now traveling in early.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Of course, with some colleges opening back up, going around.
I know Chapel Hill University of North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Got their bunch back and then closing back up.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Testing positive you have then close back up and uh,
there's an entire sorority house that Oklahoma State is under quarantine.
Twenty three sorority sisters testing positive for the coronavirus.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
You sound like that sounds hot?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Yeah, you almost delivered it like a punchline.
Speaker 9 (33:33):
Right.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You like a ohn sorority house? Up again, they go,
I want to go wild?
Speaker 6 (33:39):
Yeah, set a guy who's never been on a college
campus ever.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
He's thinking they're quarantined their sororities.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
They must be Wow, I ain't been on a college
campus ever. Now that is some kind of a statement
to make. Well, I haven't seen you ever on a college. Well,
if you don't follow me around all my college campus.
Were you on Winthrop University down South Carolina? I was
leading a panty raid back in the day. I was
holling enough and somebody, one person threw out a.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Pair nice and Joe Butler.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
What was his name?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah? Sorry Bill? It was a sorority house. Okay, So
were they.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Watched lots of colleges where you live.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yeah, man, in the college football games, basketball games. And
I even took a college course. Billy took it.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
With I took it with you.
Speaker 21 (34:35):
I was there too.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
I was a guy going I'll go look for him.
You want to thing about your experiences before.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Organize a panty raid? That night official.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Campus he went to, he sat through one class.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Well, it was, of course on the Andy Griffith Show.
And it's tough when you know more than the professor.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Wait, but wait, the second class. Billy and I sitting there,
Johnny gets we weren't there five minutes. Johnny gets up.
I'll be right back, gets up. We see him out
through the window in the courtyard walking to his car.
Did we watched him drive away.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
It was like Ernest tea basketscept he wasn't throwing rocks.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
So anyway, uh, good times in college days, good morning,
big shows on the radio.
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Huh. I had mine stolen several times.
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Johnny Ewan found it easier to get take out there.
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Hey, all ready, here with a quick note about today's podcast.
This is an encore edition of The John Boy and
Billy Big Show. It originally aired on Monday, August twenty fourth,
twenty twenty. Yeah, there's so many good things to remember
about twenty twenty not anyway, I just wanted to make
sure nobody thought they had woken up in their own
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personal groundhog Day.
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So let's get on with it. Enjoy the show.
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August twenty fourth, there was nineteen thirty two, Amelia Erhart
became the first woman to fly NonStop across the US,
travel from Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
To Newark, New Jersey. It's just over nineteen hours.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah. Then later on, yes, you tried to do it
across the ocean. That's when things went south. Move up
to nineteen ninety two. Thieves armed with a frozen rabbit
smashed through the glass doors of a pub in Devon, England.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
They left the rabbit thawing on the bar. I've got
a rabbit. I'm not a fright of yessy.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
We're trying to send a message, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
All, folks.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Finally, on this day No.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Six, the International Astronomical Union defied the term to find
the term planet for the first time. Is when they
declared that Pluto was no longer the Solar System's ninth planet.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Well, that doesn't really seem fair.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
They demoted it to the status of a dwarf planet.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
And that seems a little hurtful.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, yeah, I think planet.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
I mean the planet Pluto is back in the standings now,
is it.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, so we got promoted back up. Yeah, all right,
that's what happens when you sign a a tissue.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
That's at least according to NASA and not you know, yeah, okay,
I won't say his name.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Well, there's our categories one eight hundred Big shows. You
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy and Billy we give the prizes from the
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Have a hurry up and.
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You have a big shots.
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Let's say, Hey of Paul from Thomas, Georgia. Good morning Paul,
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Buddy's getting the winning beginning.
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In five seconds, three things that fly ready, go.
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Airplane, bird, mosquitoes.
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All right now, Paul, Three things in a freezer ready, go.
Speaker 11 (04:42):
Dere squirrel?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
What was that squirrel?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
The second one was squirrel okay.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
And the last one feat was it because it's going
to have been rabbit.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You don't honor staking history. I don't know, I didn't.
I'm forgiving it, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Kind of Number three, Paul, we need three planets ready
go Earth, Mars, Mercury, and then we.
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Got on there.
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We can have also accepted fitness and Hollywood.
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Paul, good word Bunny and the hay Bo Outdoors Prize pack.
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For you well, thank you very much. And can I
give you a shutout?
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Yes you can.
Speaker 11 (05:40):
I want to.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Shout out to my lovely wife, my two daughters, Caitlin
and Courtney, and.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
My son who is officially a marine. Also, I also
got to give a boss man absolutely.
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Like ball it in the fridge fresh, hate you and
yours listening to the Big Show all right, would jump out,
catch you up on your news right on the other side,
and I Trump song thing going here this morning, A
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good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Democrats Minister convention last week, this week's Republican National Convention,
a lot of stuff happening. Jobobilly World Headquarters in Charlotte,
North Carolina. Celebraid was Trump Too's one thing about old Trump?
You gotta say he got some pretty people around him.
I ain't gonna mind watching it, which brings us to
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our first tune.
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Of the morning.
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Here we go, mister Trump, you got a lovely daughter.
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I need Vonka, not the trashy wine.
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She sessma sound pretty and employed.
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It's all those attributes that make the liberals wine. She
has got a darling line of clothing.
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Their boycott only made her numbers rise.
Speaker 12 (08:13):
They're just jellous.
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They dump it.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Democrats can't get their.
Speaker 13 (08:20):
Skinny jeans beyond their thunder thighs.
Speaker 12 (08:27):
She keeps her cool when the gay's harass her. She's
not a fool. She can whip their asser.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
She's much smarter than that.
Speaker 10 (08:42):
Chelsea Clinton.
Speaker 14 (08:46):
Not a pothead like a bomber's kids.
Speaker 13 (08:53):
She's not a booze hound like the bush girls are
like Kim Kardashian with a normal size behind. You must
be proud Candles herself fine, Ye make stuffing news look
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even more ass nine, mister Trump, I'm sorry that she's married.
Her husband seems like something of a nerd.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I'll just her.
Speaker 12 (09:36):
Someday she'll dump his ass and run away with me.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I must have lost my mind.
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Mister Trump. You've got the lovely daughter. Mister Trump, You've
got the lovely daughter. Mister Trump, You've got, mister Trump,
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You've got.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Good morning. Let's make sure the radio.
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Monday, August twenty fourth, go jumping in the playhouse.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Boudreau
and the Hunting Accident. As our story opened Woodrow, Boudreau
is finishing up a phone call with his longtime buddy
Justin LeBlanc.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
How can my friend take your paint pill? I gonna
come see you tomorrow. You have good night?
Speaker 11 (11:10):
Now?
Speaker 15 (11:10):
By who you talking to about pain pills?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
H Juice don Leblanck.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
He need me to took him to appointment tomorrow morning
at ten.
Speaker 15 (11:18):
Who'sband you supposed to took me to the grocery store
at ten?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I'm sorry, dolland this here can't wait. Juice TN had
a bad accident yesterday. Shot itself with a shotgun. Oooh
my lord, that's what was then said when it happened,
wear and shoot himself right in the gift basket.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You mean he didn't take a direct head?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
No, buddy about now, blow the whole crouch out of
Juice Stann's hunting Bridges.
Speaker 15 (11:44):
Had to maty, is he gonna be okay?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Well, he thinks, So the doctor pulled out all the
buckshot and sent him home with a bottle of paint pills.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Made an appointment at the J and R Music store
in the morning. Souice Tann can't drive you. Yes, he
needed me to give him a ride.
Speaker 15 (12:02):
Did you just say you're taking him to the music store.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
We he got a point man to see the doctor's brother, Pierre.
He a music teacher.
Speaker 15 (12:11):
Now, hold on, hold on, hoseband. Why does Sam hell
with the doctor sent a man who just shot himself
to a music teacher.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Well, this boy teacher's flute lessons, and he gonna showju stunt.
We're to hold his fingers so he don't pee on
his shoes.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I tell you that right now.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 15 (12:41):
What I gonna do with you too?
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Tune in again next time we'll hear the crusty old
flute teacher say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 16 (12:49):
Yeah, good morning, rolling through the big show on the radio.
Speaker 17 (12:54):
Hello, this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the
Pride of the Red States. John Boy and Billy right
here on the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may
hear the Big Show?
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Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical your morning?
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It's big show on the radio in August twenty four
you having a birthday of today, Happy birthday bird, family
loved chair, happy bird.
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You know.
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For you?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I want to shant one comedian Dave Chappelle. I'm an
interesting cat. Those Chapelle shows still own like a bunch
of channels I run across whom I'm serving all the time.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
It's one of those shows that it's like watching Key
and Peel. It's always fun right right.
Speaker 19 (14:20):
You can watch it a million times and it's funny
every single time.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Old Dave was forty seven.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
So the thing about now he signed that reported fifty
million dollar contract after you know it ran it was
so popular, and then of course there's famous words Billy quit.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Did we ever get in the story behind that? Why?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Actually, you can read further down in that paragraph he
kind of talks about.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
It a little. Let's see here.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Oh, he checked himself into a mental health facility in
South Africa in five Was that about.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
The time, he said?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Yeah, yeah, that was about time.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
You so man, he must have been having some mental problem.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
There was just so much pressure on him and the
expectations were so high, right, And I've heard him talk
about this on various talk shows, and he says that basically,
he said, my dad told me many years ago, know
what your price is going in and if it gets
too high, get.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Back out again. Huh.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
And he basically just kind of felt like he didn't
need the money, he didn't need the pressure.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
So and they had already shot but I didn't know this.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
They shot four of the five episodes for the second season.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Yeah, they had a season, yeah at that point.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, and then he he just went a Walton.
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But I believe he lives now.
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They have a farm in Ohio, ohiosa his family and.
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His bleep you Hollywood farm is what he called.
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Is that right?
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It's out just out in the middle of nowhere.
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And he's done a couple of Netflix, right, you know,
comedy series.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Then how about that?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
All right, live on a farm, get your old farm,
get down and count and get away from all that
I worked down today.
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He calls it Boogie Branch.
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We're mainly happy birthday to you. Good morning, Big shows
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Curtisy boat Jangles. It's bow time.
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Hang on, we playing minutes verse yet we at the
Republican National Convention.
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Have I Trump's song?
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Trump Now?
Speaker 16 (16:40):
When he was a young man, he always thought he'd
be sitting on a thrown up in Washington, d C.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Trump got a Bible from his mammy, Holy Trump. His
hands are small and clammy. Born in New York City,
air like Conway.
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Tity Now people love to listen to his speeches. He
calls folks losers and lions, sons of beaches.
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Things that he's done Rickles. Trump likes bragging about his
pickle board.
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In New York City.
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Hair like Conway Twitter King Trump.
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He says he's smart as hell from he danced on
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foots ain't got no.
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Smell, got more ex wives than Sinatra.
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Trouble from from from from.
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From swimming pools from from from from from.
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Move star from from from.
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And his hair is perfect even trum. Now, don't you
think my head is up my room?
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I know he's probably crazy, but I'm quoting fucking Troup
team from his momentum.
Speaker 17 (18:24):
Just ain't stopping he from even when he's flippy flopping.
Speaker 9 (18:29):
Born in New York City, Haroly Conway twitty, he was
born in New.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
York City, and his hands, I eat it bitty. That's
a good boy.
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live in Miss Sippy do it the slowest.
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I was gonna say, open up a can of woop aass,
but probably the other way around.
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One?
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He's Jorne Moore.
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Yep see say hey to Eugene out of Huntington, Tennessee.
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Good morning, Eugene.
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Good morning.
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Hey what ah? You you up first?
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Here?
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Money? See what's he got?
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Well?
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We all do it some.
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I'm a lot more than others.
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My mom?
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Can't folks all right?
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The country?
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So they know who they are? Now drawing out somewhere?
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Are you from Mississippi?
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Pop up?
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Hie has nothing.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
Life will let him do what the she says.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
It's about timing group.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Well, there's a screw you'll find.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
The married mane last time married man, College Buddy and
the strange new ally drinking Buddy bribe their way into
the Brushywood Nuclear Station with a six pack, attempting to
gain super powers by exposing themselves to radiation. Did we
mention that drinking buddy volunteered.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
To go fight? I told you this was a stupid idea.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Okay, Homer, you're the nuclear expert here. What should we do?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Well?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
I don't have time to check the manual, but I
say run for your life might work.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Wow, we've got to find some way to control this
giant free think man, think, No, no death, run man run.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Isn't there anything else we can do?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
You're how about screaming like a woman while we run?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Homer?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
No, no, it's easy, heroes, do you He's getting closer.
We better do something quick.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Excuse me just a second, Fellows, Hello, hi, honey.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
No, we're still at the nuclear plant trying to give
ourselves superpowers. Actually, no, it's not going very well. We
irradiated drinking buddy and he turned into this ten foot tall,
thousand pounds freak.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
What's that? Yes, he's still a drunk. What well, I
guess that might work.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Listen, Honk, I'm gonna have to call you about it's
time for us to run for our lives again.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Okay, honey, by.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Got you kind of a short leash.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Hey, shut up, Homer, give me one of your beers.
Speaker 19 (24:37):
Nothing doing you thicky pot liquor, A drunken cubea with
the bed rug already turned my thick back into a
five pack.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah, but now he's a giant cubo with a half
ton fists and razor sharp fangs.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Now give him the beer. Oh right now, the Indian givers.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Okay, I'm gonna roll this beer into the reactor room
when he goes after it. College buddy, you shut the
door at Homer, you crank up the juice.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Really think this will work?
Speaker 5 (25:01):
You got a better idea, so we're definitely not doing
the screaming like a woman thing. Homer.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Okay, okay, roll it curly.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Married mine rolls the bear end of the reacto roong. Okay,
College buddy, Now, Homer, go up to.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
The second here.
Speaker 19 (25:18):
Let me see desperate attempt to reverse the dangerous radioactive mutation.
Thirty to forty five seconds. Okay, don't noukes, don't fail me.
Now we don't have much time. He's gonna punch right
through that door.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
If this works, we'll only need a few more seconds.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Mutant's done.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Okay, I'm gonna open the door. If I close it,
stand by to szap him again. Well, did it work.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
Hey, big guy who left the beer in here?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Drinking buddy?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Are you all right?
Speaker 18 (25:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:48):
I feel fine, big guy, Me too, big guy? Oh huh, hey,
can anybody get a beer in here?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Or just certain papers hunting here with all the microwaves
bouncing around two of Oh no, we've changed him from
the incredible hump into drinking buddies.
Speaker 11 (26:06):
Hey, guys, we like you.
Speaker 18 (26:08):
You like us?
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah, we like you, you like us?
Speaker 18 (26:12):
What the what the.
Speaker 17 (26:16):
Haul?
Speaker 5 (26:16):
A double man twins drinking about eight times two?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
How will our heroes get out of this? You and
again next time when we'll hear the drinking buddies say.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
You know, I never knew it before, but I'm a
right good looking fellow. Hey, am I hitting on me?
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Don't miss on next spink tightening adventure, Same married time,
same married channel.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
You'll find the married mine shun boy and Billy. Good
morning radio, dumb right, good morning? Is Mike Shaw on
(27:19):
the radio for you Monday morning?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Bout twenty minutes the song was playing at their President
Trump shocked the world in twenty sixteen. As Repulicans having
that convention this week, all right, hang on for that.
Even with our current situation, there's always something exciting happening
in dismal seapd, South Carolina, And here to tell us
(27:43):
all about it is the mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Q.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Fiddle Swoop. Good morning, mister.
Speaker 18 (27:49):
Mayor, Good morning John Boy, and greetings to all your
wonderful listeners, even the ones who send me hate mail.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Oh wait, our listeners are sending you hate mail.
Speaker 18 (28:00):
Shocking, isn't it. That's your people.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
What sort of hate mail are they sending?
Speaker 18 (28:05):
Well, to be fair, it doesn't really start out as
hate mail. It's usually just, you know, suggestions about new
festivals and ideas on how to improve current ones.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Well, to me, it sounds like they're it's just trying
to be helpful.
Speaker 18 (28:17):
Well, I take it as a sign of disrespect, Hey, goober.
I don't come to where you work and tell you
how to empty the port of John's. You know. And
then one thing leads to another, and a few emails later,
I'm insulting their family. I'll tell you what. I must
be pretty accurate too, They.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Get pretty steem What kind of insults?
Speaker 18 (28:37):
Well, I don't want to get specific, but a lot
of guys must be married to sluts.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
It sounds like you bring that hate mail on yourself.
Speaker 18 (28:47):
You know, John Boys, this weekend is going to be
sweet and will keep it with our first annual ice
cream social distancing days.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Ah, the old fashioned ice cream sol sall that sounds neat.
Speaker 18 (29:00):
Eat neat? Who are you, Eddie Haskell? It's a weekend
of ice cream and good times, John Boy six feet apart,
sponsored by Ben and Terry's ice Cream Delight.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Don't you mean Ben and Jerry's.
Speaker 18 (29:15):
No We tried them and they said no.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
What happened? Did you insul them?
Speaker 18 (29:20):
The weekend kicks off big parade down Main Street and
our grand marshals, those Kenny Show icons the banana splits.
Isn't that neat?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Very nostalgic? You always enjoyed them?
Speaker 18 (29:35):
Oh yeah, they're good guys. But you know, Drooper is
a bit of a handful. He's got a no moonshine
rider in his contract.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Wow, who knew?
Speaker 18 (29:44):
There's activities of plenty ice cream tastings in the main tent,
featuring some pretty exotic flavors like damn I knew you? Okay,
here it is peach and pickled Harry, salted caramel, suet, squid,
(30:04):
macaroon mayor sweat mint chip. Oh, here's my favorite chunky
blue toilet water.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
What are the jonks?
Speaker 18 (30:15):
Well it looks like chocolate, but I don't really know.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Okay, who is going to be trying those?
Speaker 18 (30:20):
Oh please? It's right next to the frozen margarita. Ted
like they're not going to try him? And these are
your people. There's a milkshake brings all the boys to
the yard dance contest women eighteen and over gravitating to
the latest hip tunes all while trying to drink a milkshake.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
That sounds kind of messy.
Speaker 18 (30:42):
Yeah does Eddy and the Grand Finale is a comedy
show by insult comic Murder Hornet.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
There's a comic called Murder Hornet.
Speaker 18 (30:54):
Well, he says he's Killer Bee's cousin, but that might
be at It's gonna be a great weekend, John Boy.
One thousand gallons of ice cream and all your favorite flavors.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
A thousand gallons. Well that's a lot, so who gets
the leftovers?
Speaker 9 (31:09):
You?
Speaker 18 (31:11):
So come on down this this most sleeper ice cream
social distancing days. It's gonna be me idiot, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 20 (31:27):
Hell ay you lindsay premise here and when I'm on
this side of the pond. I get my daily dose
of culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
I thought it this funny, This is.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Good morning, make shows on the radio for you.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Monday, August twenty fourth, News me this does down Louisiana
a local story of several women were arrested after they
allegedly attacked a hostess the Baton Rouge Louisiana Chili's because
(32:45):
the teen hostess refused to see them because of social
distancing requirements.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Going crazy.
Speaker 22 (32:52):
That sounds about right. Actually, I'm not surprised to hear
the headliner at all. Man Karens are now traveling in early.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Of course, with some colleges opening back up, going around.
I know Chapel Hill University of North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Got their bunch back and then closing back up.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Testing positive you have then close back up and uh,
there's an entire sorority house that Oklahoma State is under quarantine.
Twenty three sorority sisters testing positive for the coronavirus.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
You sound like that sounds hot?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Yeah, you almost delivered it like a punchline.
Speaker 9 (33:33):
Right.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You like a ohn sorority house? Up again, they go,
I want to go wild?
Speaker 6 (33:39):
Yeah, set a guy who's never been on a college
campus ever.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
He's thinking they're quarantined their sororities.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
They must be Wow, I ain't been on a college
campus ever. Now that is some kind of a statement
to make. Well, I haven't seen you ever on a college. Well,
if you don't follow me around all my college campus.
Were you on Winthrop University down South Carolina? I was
leading a panty raid back in the day. I was
holling enough and somebody, one person threw out a.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Pair nice and Joe Butler.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
What was his name?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah? Sorry Bill? It was a sorority house. Okay, So
were they.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Watched lots of colleges where you live.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yeah, man, in the college football games, basketball games. And
I even took a college course. Billy took it.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
With I took it with you.
Speaker 21 (34:35):
I was there too.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
I was a guy going I'll go look for him.
You want to thing about your experiences before.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Organize a panty raid? That night official.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Campus he went to, he sat through one class.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Well, it was, of course on the Andy Griffith Show.
And it's tough when you know more than the professor.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Wait, but wait, the second class. Billy and I sitting there,
Johnny gets we weren't there five minutes. Johnny gets up.
I'll be right back, gets up. We see him out
through the window in the courtyard walking to his car.
Did we watched him drive away.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
It was like Ernest tea basketscept he wasn't throwing rocks.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
So anyway, uh, good times in college days, good morning,
big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
All right, coming up these this way for you to win.
That be the current Evins quiz.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
They see you get a Habo Outdoors price bag, fishing,
hunting or anything outdoors. Habo's got you covered where every
season live, work and play outdoors. And I know on
the real panty rais back in the day in college,
he's supposed to go get them. They're not supposed to
throw them out the window. To you, that's the best
I could do.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Huh. I had mine stolen several times.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
Johnny Ewan found it easier to get take out there.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Anyway, Back to the Haybo banners right there at the
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Speaker 2 (36:03):
Hang on woll quiz at a second
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