March 4, 2024 • 38 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Spring is right around the corner and JD’s is gearing up with a Spring Sale.. - Not to be outdone.. - Tacky Jackie’s launches her annual St. Patrick’s Day Sale… - Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd join up for a remastered classic, “To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before… - and as long as we’re in the cartoon section of our archives, we’ll pull out a few others for you.. - and we’ll finish up today with Goober’s story about a golf ball with GPS tracking..
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good morning. It's a big Show on the radio. We're
just about halfway through the Monday broadcast.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Man has some fun.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
If you had to.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Miss any of it, you ain't got to got the
John Boyn Billy Late Rogers podcast. You can subscribe to
us with a free iHeartRadio app. I'll say, you can
go to the Big Show dot com. We have it
up every weekday after the broadcast finishes.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Randy Marry time to that.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So we're talking about just a few minutes ago that's
on Porky and Elmer are singing. That was Willie Nelson
and Julio. Willie and Julio all the girl I loved
before talking about that. And Willie is gonna be ninety
one next month, and he is got his Outlaw Tour
(01:10):
going on again. He's toured again this year, and I
just want to tell you, featuring Bob Dylan, John Mellencamp
and more, this is a pretty big lineup. So Dylan's
gonna be there for all twenty five shows. Robert Plant
and Alison Krause.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I love Allison.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
She's gonna join for the first leg again. John mellencampbe
will join the second leg of the tour Billy Strings
is in for at least one show in August, so
tickets are on sale now, and the tour is coming
to Charlotte, North Carolina June twenty second, Raleigh June twenty third,
(01:49):
and then you just got to see when they're gonna
come near you gonna check them out online, all right,
So tickets are available for purchase right now. We'll Nelson's
twenty twenty four out load tour.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
A Bee Strings has got a young following. Yes, sure
does to my nephew who's seven.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Love Love Robert o'keed had me in the studio there
on this podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Wow, that's good man, that's awesome. Hey, all right, well
let's get back to fun.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
We're talked about some cartoon tunes with Porky Pig. What
about teenage Oh yeah, Porky was not just known for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Here on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Another teenage angst tune from Porky's coming up in minutes.
And then we'll Beat the Blonde, Big Show rolls on
Good Morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we'll
play beat the Blonde, Beat Our Blonde, get a bull
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bull Snot banner gets you info. You just hang right
here when you some in minutes. But first, I's promised
another hit tune from our own poor you Big.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It could be a team jel Ill your team, angel
It you team and Joe.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
At April Night because the car was stalled upon the
reading the railroad. I believe if we pulled you out
and worse, is it safe? And believe about you and
get back to your tea named Joe, I can can
(03:46):
you hear me?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
In a teaming Joe?
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Can see me?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I use it somewhere else?
Speaker 8 (03:57):
Give you and.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Still your own.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Truly really love? What was it you were looking for
that it took your life? Then in in in.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
They said they found my high school ring blood in
your day It's name Gel.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It's in the teenage Gel?
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Can you see me?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
It is somewhere.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Give and it's still your own, truly love.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
You're just sweet sixteen and in the you know you're
gun they've taken you are we are we away. I'll
him never kiss your.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
In the in the alipse again.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
He need be.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
If it's today.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
And he is the tea named Joel.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
It's he's your tea named Joel. Be geting keny.
Speaker 9 (05:22):
I was somewhere.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Till your old really really alone.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
A teen named.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Gel he ilias n angel azerim.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Ilia get any more cartoon, I guess it can, Uncle Pecos,
Uncle Pekos, you better prodounce you correctly. We'll join us
with a froggy and winter courting a little later this morning.
(06:07):
All right, y'all, let's play Beat the Blonde. Open up
them lines one eight hundred, Big Show. We'll get a
contestant and play nex.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Run
into your.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Monday, March fourth. Today's feature track from the Big Show,
Big Box. Reverend learn this late bath, try again, Reverend
Darners licens here and the Goo Master General. The story
about the GPS golf ball you cannot lose for.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Word GP is when you hit the bit box at
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Ay right now, we got our blonde, we got our contestants.
Now let's play beat the Blonde. Ethan from Shelby, North Carolina.
How many Earl Scruggs Museum is on the line?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Good morning, Ethan, Oh good John boy, Hey buddy, welcome.
All right, Ethan, know how to do this.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
We're gonna ask Tetter some questions. She will give an
answer and we're not sure whether it's correct or not.
You got to figure that out two bells before two
buzzers and you got the cries back.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Okay. Marcia is Ethan from Shelby. Course you're old trying
to don't know whether you're duck calling or or very gassy? Okay,
so Marcy.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
According to the book The Art of Looking Younger, there
is one particular thing that is never ever good for
your skin, despite the fact that you might enjoy it.
Speaker 10 (08:08):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
That's spanking?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
It's a story, all right, Well of looking younger? That
is I think you get that when you hit puberty.
And I would say you so, smoking.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Smoking, you know you love it is never ever good
for your skin. Ethan. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 11 (08:36):
I agree, I like the first answer, but I agree.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well, see, although that might be true, you know you
have to have a specific answer, and it was that
you might enjoy, of course, the sun.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
The sun. Some people think, you know, it might be
good for it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Let's get a little sun. But no, no, okay, well
look at us learning something too bad for Ethan, though, that's.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
One, but I like the first thing we learned. We
want to give either with half a point? All right, Well,
here we go, tater, true or false?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Albert Einstein and Sigmund Freud once got together and wrote
a book.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Yes they did. At the speed of light.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
You are today.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
True?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
So true?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Albert Einstein and Sigmund Freud did write a book together, Ethan,
Do you agree?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
And you are right to do that? They did? It
was actually called why war?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Why War?
Speaker 12 (09:57):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And they told us why They're very monk.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
You translated how you want to translate it?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
All right? So a winner loss? Right here?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
That a zoo keepers often put a sock over an
ostrich's head.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Why, well, so the ostrich can't identify him and a
please let it.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
John.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
It's to get them to go to sleep, John boy, to.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Get them to go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So nighttime, put a sock on the ostriches head, even
for the win or loss?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Do you agree or disagree? Agree?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
No, I tried to make it so it sounded red.
Go around to the ostriches and got a sock on the.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
We're going for No, it's it's to keep them calm
while the vet's treating them for an illness or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I don't know if they checked their coldings or anything.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
That's big.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, Ethan, we had some fun, buddy, and you can
try again anytime.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Man.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
We should appreciate you.
Speaker 12 (11:15):
Appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
John Boy, I'd like to give a little shout out.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
You go all right, yes, sir, I'm a long time
yes sir, long time listener, first time caller, and uh
we'll give a shout out to my dad and uh
in Gastonia, North Carolina, Donald Maltba.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
You move that.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
But and uh yeah, Jackie tells me we do have
consolation prizes for our losers on.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Beating the blonde. Now, so that's awesome. Way to go
key to the city of Gastonia. Ethan. You hang on
for that, buddy. We appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Good deal.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
Thank you guy, it thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
All right, We're gonna jump out cut you up on
your news. Hey, hang on right on the other side.
Because it was Sherman Pratt, The Big Show Bratt, Good morning.
(12:42):
That's a big show on the radio. Get the start
off of work week. But the reason we do it,
and that's for the kids.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
It's for the kids.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Remember that we were going to put on that parade.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I thought it was for the money for.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
You days, Well, Monday is Sherman Pratt The Big Show
Brat day right now.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Might not hurt.
Speaker 10 (13:11):
At Brenning's parental puppet musters Shrman Pratt, The Big Show, Brit.
Here with today's topic, babysitters. It's hard to believe, but
parents find it necessary to get away from you once
in a while, go to dinner, maybe see a movie.
It's called a ding. They say they used to do
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it all the time before you came along. Like there's
some kind of stink and plague or something. But the
problem is what do they do with you. They'd like
to like you in the shed, but instead they do
the next best thing. They call the babysitter. This unique
(13:53):
species of rickezoid is what's left over after all the
popular girls have gone out for the Don't get me wrong,
you might look out and get a baby doll. More
than likely when you answer the door. Oh, you'll be thinking,
is holy beat this circus isn't down. She strolls in
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like she owns the place, soaks up to your parents
and pretends that she likes you. A minute they're out
the door, you've become a distant memory. She's on the
phone like a shot, talking to the other dateless old
maids about the boys. They'll never go out, yack yack yack,
and dinner forget it. You'll be lucky to let something
(14:38):
warm off the kitchen floor while she stuffs her face
like a circus animal. But pegbacks are you know what?
When your parents get home, make sure they have to
look for you. Let them find you under the kitchen sink,
curled into the fetal position, among the various cleaners and
bug poisons and foaming at the mouth like a mad
(15:00):
dog stair bug eye and makes strange noises like if
you do it right, you'll never see that goofy looking
chick again. Just keep repeating this little charade until you
find a babysitter you like, so until next time, it's
a shrimmin pratt reminding you it's a kid's.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
World ruler, Mona, it's a big shaw on the radio
(15:54):
really gonna get cartoony about twenty minutes?
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Do it oo?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Of my favorite songs from the Tom and Jerry cartoon.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
Ah, you really?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
It's his cartoon show that was about seventy years ago
about a mouse and the cat that never gets old.
Hang for that, that's what we call it. Das the
North Carolina Ready to go Hall of Time.
Speaker 12 (16:23):
I think we're all indebted to Gabby Jotson. We're clearly
stating what needed to be shad.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
All right, are we ready? Okay?
Speaker 11 (16:32):
Good?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Here he is.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
It's an election year, oh joy, but it looks like
another geezer palooza come November. But one of the geezers
is far better suited for the job than the other one.
So let's make fun of the other one, shall we.
That's right, Slow Joe Biden still claiming be full of
vim and vigor when he's really full of something else.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I mean, let's face it, folks, he never was.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
And never will be suited to be the person pretending
to be the president while other people pull his strings.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh Bama, excuse me.
Speaker 8 (17:02):
I had a Communist in my throat, but that doesn't
mean this doddering old sack of rancid oat pulp couldn't
be gainfully employed doing something else. We know he's not
going to be a brain donor, folks, but other positions
are available now from the home office in elon Omar's
husband brother sock drawer. Here's the top ten jobs. Joe
Biden is better suited for. Number ten a doorstop. Number
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nine Terry Henson's diction coach A B A B A B.
Number eight a crash test dummy stunt double. Number seven
a cabbage whoa the texture and the color are remarkably
the same as his skin. Number six a laboratory monkey.
(17:50):
No offense to monkeys everywhere listening to the show. Number
five a magician. He sure made the border and my
four oh one k disappear. I'll tell you that right now.
Number four Harvard University professor of plagiarism. He's copied so
many people who have to change his last name to Minota.
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Number three village idiot John Boys off the hook. Number
two spokesman for the Hair Club for Men told patients.
And the number one job, Joe Biden is better suited
for Donald Trump's food tester.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Too soon its big show on your radio. Thanks for
joining us this morning, Good Day.
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You're old pal Stevie, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
bones of mates, Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this neck of studio.
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Hey, what's this wire for? Good Morning?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
It's a Big Show on the radio. Just a couple
of minutes talking about getting cartooning. If you're just tuning in, man,
you messed up bunch first three hours of the show.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
You don't have to know.
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We got the John boyn Billy Late Risers podcast absolutely freak.
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Worthy of repinned.
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Make sure he's letting family and friends know that they're
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city that you can't get the Big Show on the
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It's a great way to do it.
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Many good excunded about that. Uncle Peko's a new television
singing sensation coming up in minutes.
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The Big Show rolls on.
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Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio, First rounds, a
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Speaker 2 (20:48):
Blue and stay blue. Hang on, we'll play for it
in minutes.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
But as mentioned out of Young Bearwick, my nose, dude,
I love this all right?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Hit it wha.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I did?
Speaker 12 (21:00):
Ah, it's kind of thirty four gets started. Oh Froggy Cordon.
He did ride Crambo frog and Winny Corton. He did
ride Crambole frog and Winny Corton.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
He did ride a.
Speaker 9 (21:21):
Sword and a.
Speaker 12 (21:23):
Revolver by his hide. Crambo Crambell killed La La Ral
Floppo yellow bug to log to logy. That's the hard
part right in there. And then the nephew Crambo killed
La Ral Flopper, dooty yellow bug too long, didn't come
up to monument cook and mole.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Ai and Yodel.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Goes right in there somewhere, but it's a little too
high for me.
Speaker 12 (21:53):
Oh, where will we're wedding supper beak Crambo? Where we
will we supper beak Crambole? Whereble letting supper be way
down yonder the hick on and hicc on and wool
and cotton woo in the eucalyptus tree. Crambole, Crambo killed
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la la ra rrolopod, yellow bug. That's that hard part
again right here and there. Scramble flop yellow bug told
it didn't come round top bottom and Crambo, you got
a guitar string.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
On your knap, nephew, I see one, oh.
Speaker 12 (22:37):
Probably when he court and he did right, Crambole.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Ky kenny hick.
Speaker 12 (22:48):
Kitty pick. There you are, thank you, partner, can't sing
without a string, lived the yellow bug. Dude didn't coming
rock cop bottle.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
It cramp.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Unless you just said on the Pegos reached out the
TV sett and plugged his whiskard and Tom was laughing, headed, yeah, okay, good,
all right.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
It's a little thing, is ah you.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Well, let's play on some wordy word while we at
it here one eight hundred Big Show you told free
line across America. We'll get a couple of contestants and
play next. Good morning, and it's a big show on
(24:02):
the radio world. To do you Monday. Today's feature track
for the Big Show, Big Box. Reverends since here and
Goober the GPS golf ball Sirs. Ricky word GPS. That's
a big show. Dot com hit the big box while
you're there clicking on their contest.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
But you can't get through, we'll call you somebody on
a play. May that happen to I went to everybody's head.
I buy the bed like right now for a worthy word.
We got a father in law and a son in law.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Larry. The father in law from Bristol, Tennessee's on his
line here.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Good morning, Larry, good morning, how are you hey?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
We're awesomebody welcome. And the son in law from Bristol,
Virginia is Rusty. Good morning, Rusty. Alright, so Rusty, you
got Larry's daughter and you wanted to move away.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
You cross the state line there verrsal.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeahs of y'all. Well good well, let's team up then, Rusty.
We'll put you with our young one, Tater here over there.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Okay, got you up there, right there?
Speaker 8 (25:18):
We go.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Okay, and me and Larry we'll go for the first
thirty seconds. All right, Larry, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I'm ready? Alright, Let's see what we can do. Oh,
I got it. Start the clock now. Kids wear these
to work, I mean young people. They you throw them
over your shoulder and the school.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
We wore one.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
There's two words. Yes, uh huh, all right, and this
is this is a motion also rolling papers. If you
go to the left and then to the right, and
a blank blank motion. Don't go straight if you don't
want to get shot. Blank blank serpentine serpentine no back, No,
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there's two words. No, there was one on the board.
My bad, Larry, I couldn't do anything with it. Well,
let's not give them time to think about it. Rusty
and Tayler picking up on that last.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Room, go, yeah, it's a pattern. You might run it
in football.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
And you go get to the left, you get the
right diagonal.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
No, no, it's a two there. They are two very
short words. They sound similar, and they'll see it's like
like a chevron pattern. It's like a blank blank. Sometimes
some will say that he always blinks when I think
he's gonna blink, or.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh god, cut off.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
You can't shoot in a straight line, or you can't Yeah, there.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Is the buzzer. All right, here we go, all right, Larry,
me and you.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah they were we're leading by one, so all right,
I'm not gonna cheat right here, go ahead and start
the clock.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Now, have you got it?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Larry, No, no zigzag, move on alright, Eat an apple?
Watt your mama makes you an apple? Yes, uh huh,
all right, dungeons and blank these animals on dungeons and dragging? Yes, right,
okay you blank a ball on the floor, blanket, throw
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it down it comes out.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Hey, grizzly watt, Yes, bugs, money eats these Perry Bam,
I'm talking about good stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Man.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
All right, let's hold it all right, right o God, Larrybras, congratulations.
You're the first contestant I've ever given one to the
word away. That's why I was gonna give it one
more shot at zig zag. See, I grew up with
the Taylor first thing, I said.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
So I love what you was going for.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
All right, So anyway, so we we hit our stride.
Put a five on that one total of six for Larry.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
So Marcy, uh huh?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You and Rusty do we need you need? Well, that's
plus one. They have one.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
I gave it.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
That's right, I gave him.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
It doesn't matter. We have one, doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
So five, five will tie? Five will tie? Ready?
Speaker 9 (28:32):
All right, all right, go.
Speaker 7 (28:33):
You need a match to start one of these Uh huh?
This this part of your body holds up your head. Yes,
you're right with this. It has ink in it. Yes, sir,
you play a game hide and.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
No the game?
Speaker 7 (28:50):
Yes, yes, you wear your watch on your what the
opposite of stop?
Speaker 14 (28:59):
You want it?
Speaker 12 (29:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
And one seven to six? Did you hear the pass?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
And I just want to say that there's nothing about me.
That's why I never get one away. We all.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
We would like to thank you John Boy for your participation.
Speaker 11 (29:20):
In our win.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
No, that was all y'all right there, trophy, I need
a heavyweight.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
I need a trophy and suite of the package for
everyweight caimps. I meet the two best people in the world.
That's I beat John Boy in my fathers.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
We intend to enjoy that win. Russey Larry, you can
try again anytime.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Body. I enjoyed you.
Speaker 9 (29:45):
Oh, I appreciate it. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
A man, Hi Russie? Hang on, cheer up a little bit.
Speaker 9 (29:53):
Hey, yeah, let me give a quick shout out.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yes, of course all.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
I love your wife Tomy twenty two years God, our veterans,
our first responders, and our country, my family and you
guys for making my morning. I mean, I bet you've
called you all ten thousand times.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Anyway, thank you body, We show appreciate you. I hang on.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Good Morning Big Show is on AL Radio. Hold on
with the in depth discussion on wordy word. Here we're
talking about the zig zag that was had a little
problem with. Yeah, and I was talking about so so
all right, so zig zag. So I ask a hypothetical question.
If I would have said, uh, it's it's the rolling
papers that zz top took their name from, would that
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be crossing the line, because of course you can't.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
If you all been listening long enough, you know the rules.
You can't say the words start with a Z. You
know you can't do that. You can't rhyme.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
You can say it rhymes with a previous word, but
no rhyming, no telling you what letters urts with.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
So I think you could do that. That's a fact, right,
I mean.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
We all we all know, never disagree with you.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
So I mean I think I think that's I think
that I think that would be in play because you're
putting the c Z in their head that we've already
said a.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Studio, do you know what he's doing. He's like, that's
what I was going to do. See, But I didn't
think y'all would let it fly because of your stupid rules.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
You better watch it.
Speaker 7 (31:25):
I would have won.
Speaker 8 (31:29):
You.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I mean, he's never given one away and he did that.
I also know he's never hit a girl.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Taking the game one away.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Man gave a shot, Larry gave you a shot to sodwise.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
No, that's true, that's.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Let's move on with our lives in Ben Schmidt and uh, well,
well you don't know where he is. Must be on
the Facebook page. Ben says, could y'all play the top
ten list of things you don't want written in your obituary?
Love you mean?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yes? Ben? We shore came, Boddy, Thanks for your requests.
We'll get the next all morning.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
That's a big show on radio Classic by requests Ben
Smith from up the Creek.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
As he found his.
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Paddle here another we fedexed it once.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Top ten Liz requests, Here we go Today's big show.
Top ten list.
Speaker 14 (32:53):
Ten more phrases you would not want people to read
in your newspaper obituary number ten, Hernia check gone wrong,
number nine, mammogram machine malfunction number eight rear ended by
the Oscar Meyer wienermopile number seven while trapped in the
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back half of a horse costume.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Do you know what that would?
Speaker 14 (33:25):
Number six, longtime personal stylist to Larry the cable Guy.
Number five known to John Boy Billy Listers as the
astro nerve, Number four manscaping accident.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
I've had.
Speaker 14 (33:45):
Number three while a friend watched and held his beer.
Number two during a home haircut by his wife. And
the number one phrase you would not want in your
obituary atomic wedgie.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
All right, I'm in three of them. Good morning. Had
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to make shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Today's feature try for to make show Big Box Rabbin
simps here and Goober the GPS golf ball you know this?
Here this a keyword GPS and the big box let's sleeve.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
You win it, boy go.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
We're cathered here today on the Jock Boy and Billy
b I mean really big show with Coomber you're master
of Huberoids. And my lovely sister Gubaret is holding the organ. Yeah,
Goombarett's always hold Ernie's organ does hen, gud Bret? You
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ain't always why I was talking about Ernie, Kate and
b here today he's had business shut he is, and
so he sent his organist Gubarett happens to be my
lovely sister. Oh good, she's a talented one in the family.
Breys Ernie's not here to introduce me. Do you think
you could give me a little a little musical introduction there? Hey,
(35:41):
wait a minute, I ain't never been to false Imprisson.
Oh maybe just to visit friends. Thanks for dathing, golight
happen before?
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Before he gets.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Started, gubarette, could you do me a favorite? Just dad
over and slap Rayford for me one time?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Please?
Speaker 6 (35:59):
All right, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I like the way you do that. And who else
and he's slapping ooh, look.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
At Randy in that outfit, John boy, how about you
dancing over slapping Randy for us? Okay, appreciate it. Oh,
I've been out playing golf.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
You know.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
It ain't nothing, ain't nothing so fun. It's out there
playing golf. Yeah, and you hit that ball straight down
to the fair way, up and down. Just birdie, birdie, birdie,
birdie all the time. I'm sure you all right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
I appreciate it. Okay, now, but I have I have
a funny story for y'all if.
Speaker 6 (36:36):
You can kind of try to pay attention here, Okay,
goob Brett, and you let me know if I start
just running over a little log.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Okay, appreciate it. Wow, it's out there playing golf with
this boy. And he brought out a ball. He said, Oh, goober,
you ain't gonna believe it's golf ball.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
I got.
Speaker 6 (36:51):
He said, you cannot lose this golf ball. This is
a what a modern sights miracle. Goot starting to play
a fourteen minute song. I wonder if she's trying to
tell me something I don't know? Was that Stevie Widwood cusser?
All right, listen, listen, this is a good story. This
guy brought out a golf boy. He said, you can't
lose this ball. Now, if you hit it over the
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short rough, it lets out a beep it sound, it'll
beat beat, beat beat, so you can walk right over
to it. He said, if you hit this ball in
the deep rough in the woods, it'll send up smoke signals, poof, poof.
You can walk right over to it. He said, if
you hit this ball in the lake, if you hit
it in the water, it'll float back up to the top,
(37:33):
a flag will pop up, and the wind will sell
it back over to the back to where you could
pick it up. He said, this is a wonderful golf ball.
And I said, wh goodness. Well what story did you
get that golf ball from? He said, well, I didn't bite,
I found it.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Okay. Five You think you knew any better? Well? Oh god,
maybe later we out of one Bailey Gray Freddy where
here we.
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Bet?
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Randy Marry time to that.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So we're talking about just a few minutes ago that's
on Porky and Elmer are singing. That was Willie Nelson
and Julio. Willie and Julio all the girl I loved
before talking about that. And Willie is gonna be ninety
one next month, and he is got his Outlaw Tour
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going on again. He's toured again this year, and I
just want to tell you, featuring Bob Dylan, John Mellencamp
and more, this is a pretty big lineup. So Dylan's
gonna be there for all twenty five shows. Robert Plant
and Alison Krause.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I love Allison.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
She's gonna join for the first leg again. John mellencampbe
will join the second leg of the tour Billy Strings
is in for at least one show in August, so
tickets are on sale now, and the tour is coming
to Charlotte, North Carolina June twenty second, Raleigh June twenty third,
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and then you just got to see when they're gonna
come near you gonna check them out online, all right,
So tickets are available for purchase right now. We'll Nelson's
twenty twenty four out load tour.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
A Bee Strings has got a young following. Yes, sure
does to my nephew who's seven.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Love Love Robert o'keed had me in the studio there
on this podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Wow, that's good man, that's awesome. Hey, all right, well
let's get back to fun.
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We're talked about some cartoon tunes with Porky Pig. What
about teenage Oh yeah, Porky was not just known for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Here on the Big Show.
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Another teenage angst tune from Porky's coming up in minutes.
And then we'll Beat the Blonde, Big Show rolls on
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another hit tune from our own poor you Big.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It could be a team jel Ill your team, angel
It you team and Joe.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
At April Night because the car was stalled upon the
reading the railroad. I believe if we pulled you out
and worse, is it safe? And believe about you and
get back to your tea named Joe, I can can
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you hear me?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
In a teaming Joe?
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Can see me?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I use it somewhere else?
Speaker 8 (03:57):
Give you and.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Still your own.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Truly really love? What was it you were looking for
that it took your life? Then in in in.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
They said they found my high school ring blood in
your day It's name Gel.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It's in the teenage Gel?
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Can you see me?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
It is somewhere.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Give and it's still your own, truly love.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
You're just sweet sixteen and in the you know you're
gun they've taken you are we are we away. I'll
him never kiss your.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
In the in the alipse again.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
He need be.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
If it's today.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
And he is the tea named Joel.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
It's he's your tea named Joel. Be geting keny.
Speaker 9 (05:22):
I was somewhere.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Till your old really really alone.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
A teen named.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Gel he ilias n angel azerim.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Ilia get any more cartoon, I guess it can, Uncle Pecos,
Uncle Pekos, you better prodounce you correctly. We'll join us
with a froggy and winter courting a little later this morning.
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All right, y'all, let's play Beat the Blonde. Open up
them lines one eight hundred, Big Show. We'll get a
contestant and play nex.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Run
into your.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Monday, March fourth. Today's feature track from the Big Show,
Big Box. Reverend learn this late bath, try again, Reverend
Darners licens here and the Goo Master General. The story
about the GPS golf ball you cannot lose for.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Word GP is when you hit the bit box at
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Ay right now, we got our blonde, we got our contestants.
Now let's play beat the Blonde. Ethan from Shelby, North Carolina.
How many Earl Scruggs Museum is on the line?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Good morning, Ethan, Oh good John boy, Hey buddy, welcome.
All right, Ethan, know how to do this.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
We're gonna ask Tetter some questions. She will give an
answer and we're not sure whether it's correct or not.
You got to figure that out two bells before two
buzzers and you got the cries back.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Okay. Marcia is Ethan from Shelby. Course you're old trying
to don't know whether you're duck calling or or very gassy? Okay,
so Marcy.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
According to the book The Art of Looking Younger, there
is one particular thing that is never ever good for
your skin, despite the fact that you might enjoy it.
Speaker 10 (08:08):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
That's spanking?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
It's a story, all right, Well of looking younger? That
is I think you get that when you hit puberty.
And I would say you so, smoking.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Smoking, you know you love it is never ever good
for your skin. Ethan. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 11 (08:36):
I agree, I like the first answer, but I agree.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well, see, although that might be true, you know you
have to have a specific answer, and it was that
you might enjoy, of course, the sun.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
The sun. Some people think, you know, it might be
good for it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Let's get a little sun. But no, no, okay, well
look at us learning something too bad for Ethan, though, that's.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
One, but I like the first thing we learned. We
want to give either with half a point? All right, Well,
here we go, tater, true or false?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Albert Einstein and Sigmund Freud once got together and wrote
a book.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Yes they did. At the speed of light.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
You are today.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
True?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
So true?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Albert Einstein and Sigmund Freud did write a book together, Ethan,
Do you agree?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
And you are right to do that? They did? It
was actually called why war?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Why War?
Speaker 12 (09:57):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And they told us why They're very monk.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
You translated how you want to translate it?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
All right? So a winner loss? Right here?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
That a zoo keepers often put a sock over an
ostrich's head.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Why, well, so the ostrich can't identify him and a
please let it.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
John.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
It's to get them to go to sleep, John boy, to.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Get them to go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So nighttime, put a sock on the ostriches head, even
for the win or loss?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Do you agree or disagree? Agree?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
No, I tried to make it so it sounded red.
Go around to the ostriches and got a sock on the.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
We're going for No, it's it's to keep them calm
while the vet's treating them for an illness or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I don't know if they checked their coldings or anything.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
That's big.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, Ethan, we had some fun, buddy, and you can
try again anytime.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Man.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
We should appreciate you.
Speaker 12 (11:15):
Appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
John Boy, I'd like to give a little shout out.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
You go all right, yes, sir, I'm a long time
yes sir, long time listener, first time caller, and uh
we'll give a shout out to my dad and uh
in Gastonia, North Carolina, Donald Maltba.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
You move that.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
But and uh yeah, Jackie tells me we do have
consolation prizes for our losers on.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Beating the blonde. Now, so that's awesome. Way to go
key to the city of Gastonia. Ethan. You hang on
for that, buddy. We appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Good deal.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
Thank you guy, it thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
All right, We're gonna jump out cut you up on
your news. Hey, hang on right on the other side.
Because it was Sherman Pratt, The Big Show Bratt, Good morning.
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That's a big show on the radio. Get the start
off of work week. But the reason we do it,
and that's for the kids.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
It's for the kids.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Remember that we were going to put on that parade.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I thought it was for the money for.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
You days, Well, Monday is Sherman Pratt The Big Show
Brat day right now.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Might not hurt.
Speaker 10 (13:11):
At Brenning's parental puppet musters Shrman Pratt, The Big Show, Brit.
Here with today's topic, babysitters. It's hard to believe, but
parents find it necessary to get away from you once
in a while, go to dinner, maybe see a movie.
It's called a ding. They say they used to do
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it all the time before you came along. Like there's
some kind of stink and plague or something. But the
problem is what do they do with you. They'd like
to like you in the shed, but instead they do
the next best thing. They call the babysitter. This unique
(13:53):
species of rickezoid is what's left over after all the
popular girls have gone out for the Don't get me wrong,
you might look out and get a baby doll. More
than likely when you answer the door. Oh, you'll be thinking,
is holy beat this circus isn't down. She strolls in
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like she owns the place, soaks up to your parents
and pretends that she likes you. A minute they're out
the door, you've become a distant memory. She's on the
phone like a shot, talking to the other dateless old
maids about the boys. They'll never go out, yack yack yack,
and dinner forget it. You'll be lucky to let something
(14:38):
warm off the kitchen floor while she stuffs her face
like a circus animal. But pegbacks are you know what?
When your parents get home, make sure they have to
look for you. Let them find you under the kitchen sink,
curled into the fetal position, among the various cleaners and
bug poisons and foaming at the mouth like a mad
(15:00):
dog stair bug eye and makes strange noises like if
you do it right, you'll never see that goofy looking
chick again. Just keep repeating this little charade until you
find a babysitter you like, so until next time, it's
a shrimmin pratt reminding you it's a kid's.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
World ruler, Mona, it's a big shaw on the radio
(15:54):
really gonna get cartoony about twenty minutes?
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Do it oo?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Of my favorite songs from the Tom and Jerry cartoon.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
Ah, you really?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
It's his cartoon show that was about seventy years ago
about a mouse and the cat that never gets old.
Hang for that, that's what we call it. Das the
North Carolina Ready to go Hall of Time.
Speaker 12 (16:23):
I think we're all indebted to Gabby Jotson. We're clearly
stating what needed to be shad.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
All right, are we ready? Okay?
Speaker 11 (16:32):
Good?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Here he is.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
It's an election year, oh joy, but it looks like
another geezer palooza come November. But one of the geezers
is far better suited for the job than the other one.
So let's make fun of the other one, shall we.
That's right, Slow Joe Biden still claiming be full of
vim and vigor when he's really full of something else.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I mean, let's face it, folks, he never was.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
And never will be suited to be the person pretending
to be the president while other people pull his strings.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh Bama, excuse me.
Speaker 8 (17:02):
I had a Communist in my throat, but that doesn't
mean this doddering old sack of rancid oat pulp couldn't
be gainfully employed doing something else. We know he's not
going to be a brain donor, folks, but other positions
are available now from the home office in elon Omar's
husband brother sock drawer. Here's the top ten jobs. Joe
Biden is better suited for. Number ten a doorstop. Number
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nine Terry Henson's diction coach A B A B A B.
Number eight a crash test dummy stunt double. Number seven
a cabbage whoa the texture and the color are remarkably
the same as his skin. Number six a laboratory monkey.
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No offense to monkeys everywhere listening to the show. Number
five a magician. He sure made the border and my
four oh one k disappear. I'll tell you that right now.
Number four Harvard University professor of plagiarism. He's copied so
many people who have to change his last name to Minota.
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Number three village idiot John Boys off the hook. Number
two spokesman for the Hair Club for Men told patients.
And the number one job, Joe Biden is better suited
for Donald Trump's food tester.
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Too soon its big show on your radio. Thanks for
joining us this morning, Good Day.
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You're old pal Stevie, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
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I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this neck of studio.
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Hey, what's this wire for? Good Morning?
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It's a Big Show on the radio. Just a couple
of minutes talking about getting cartooning. If you're just tuning in, man,
you messed up bunch first three hours of the show.
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Blue and stay blue. Hang on, we'll play for it
in minutes.
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But as mentioned out of Young Bearwick, my nose, dude,
I love this all right?
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Hit it wha.
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I did?
Speaker 12 (21:00):
Ah, it's kind of thirty four gets started. Oh Froggy Cordon.
He did ride Crambo frog and Winny Corton. He did
ride Crambole frog and Winny Corton.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
He did ride a.
Speaker 9 (21:21):
Sword and a.
Speaker 12 (21:23):
Revolver by his hide. Crambo Crambell killed La La Ral
Floppo yellow bug to log to logy. That's the hard
part right in there. And then the nephew Crambo killed
La Ral Flopper, dooty yellow bug too long, didn't come
up to monument cook and mole.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Ai and Yodel.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Goes right in there somewhere, but it's a little too
high for me.
Speaker 12 (21:53):
Oh, where will we're wedding supper beak Crambo? Where we
will we supper beak Crambole? Whereble letting supper be way
down yonder the hick on and hicc on and wool
and cotton woo in the eucalyptus tree. Crambole, Crambo killed
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la la ra rrolopod, yellow bug. That's that hard part
again right here and there. Scramble flop yellow bug told
it didn't come round top bottom and Crambo, you got
a guitar string.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
On your knap, nephew, I see one, oh.
Speaker 12 (22:37):
Probably when he court and he did right, Crambole.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Ky kenny hick.
Speaker 12 (22:48):
Kitty pick. There you are, thank you, partner, can't sing
without a string, lived the yellow bug. Dude didn't coming
rock cop bottle.
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It cramp.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Unless you just said on the Pegos reached out the
TV sett and plugged his whiskard and Tom was laughing, headed, yeah, okay, good,
all right.
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It's a little thing, is ah you.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Well, let's play on some wordy word while we at
it here one eight hundred Big Show you told free
line across America. We'll get a couple of contestants and
play next. Good morning, and it's a big show on
(24:02):
the radio world. To do you Monday. Today's feature track
for the Big Show, Big Box. Reverends since here and
Goober the GPS golf ball Sirs. Ricky word GPS. That's
a big show. Dot com hit the big box while
you're there clicking on their contest.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
But you can't get through, we'll call you somebody on
a play. May that happen to I went to everybody's head.
I buy the bed like right now for a worthy word.
We got a father in law and a son in law.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Larry. The father in law from Bristol, Tennessee's on his
line here.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Good morning, Larry, good morning, how are you hey?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
We're awesomebody welcome. And the son in law from Bristol,
Virginia is Rusty. Good morning, Rusty. Alright, so Rusty, you
got Larry's daughter and you wanted to move away.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
You cross the state line there verrsal.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeahs of y'all. Well good well, let's team up then, Rusty.
We'll put you with our young one, Tater here over there.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Okay, got you up there, right there?
Speaker 8 (25:18):
We go.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Okay, and me and Larry we'll go for the first
thirty seconds. All right, Larry, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I'm ready? Alright, Let's see what we can do. Oh,
I got it. Start the clock now. Kids wear these
to work, I mean young people. They you throw them
over your shoulder and the school.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
We wore one.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
There's two words. Yes, uh huh, all right, and this
is this is a motion also rolling papers. If you
go to the left and then to the right, and
a blank blank motion. Don't go straight if you don't
want to get shot. Blank blank serpentine serpentine no back, No,
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there's two words. No, there was one on the board.
My bad, Larry, I couldn't do anything with it. Well,
let's not give them time to think about it. Rusty
and Tayler picking up on that last.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Room, go, yeah, it's a pattern. You might run it
in football.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
And you go get to the left, you get the
right diagonal.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
No, no, it's a two there. They are two very
short words. They sound similar, and they'll see it's like
like a chevron pattern. It's like a blank blank. Sometimes
some will say that he always blinks when I think
he's gonna blink, or.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh god, cut off.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
You can't shoot in a straight line, or you can't Yeah, there.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Is the buzzer. All right, here we go, all right, Larry,
me and you.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah they were we're leading by one, so all right,
I'm not gonna cheat right here, go ahead and start
the clock.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Now, have you got it?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Larry, No, no zigzag, move on alright, Eat an apple?
Watt your mama makes you an apple? Yes, uh huh,
all right, dungeons and blank these animals on dungeons and dragging? Yes, right,
okay you blank a ball on the floor, blanket, throw
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it down it comes out.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Hey, grizzly watt, Yes, bugs, money eats these Perry Bam,
I'm talking about good stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Man.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
All right, let's hold it all right, right o God, Larrybras, congratulations.
You're the first contestant I've ever given one to the
word away. That's why I was gonna give it one
more shot at zig zag. See, I grew up with
the Taylor first thing, I said.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
So I love what you was going for.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
All right, So anyway, so we we hit our stride.
Put a five on that one total of six for Larry.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
So Marcy, uh huh?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You and Rusty do we need you need? Well, that's
plus one. They have one.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
I gave it.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
That's right, I gave him.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
It doesn't matter. We have one, doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
So five, five will tie? Five will tie? Ready?
Speaker 9 (28:32):
All right, all right, go.
Speaker 7 (28:33):
You need a match to start one of these Uh huh?
This this part of your body holds up your head. Yes,
you're right with this. It has ink in it. Yes, sir,
you play a game hide and.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
No the game?
Speaker 7 (28:50):
Yes, yes, you wear your watch on your what the
opposite of stop?
Speaker 14 (28:59):
You want it?
Speaker 12 (29:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
And one seven to six? Did you hear the pass?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
And I just want to say that there's nothing about me.
That's why I never get one away. We all.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
We would like to thank you John Boy for your participation.
Speaker 11 (29:20):
In our win.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
No, that was all y'all right there, trophy, I need
a heavyweight.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
I need a trophy and suite of the package for
everyweight caimps. I meet the two best people in the world.
That's I beat John Boy in my fathers.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
We intend to enjoy that win. Russey Larry, you can
try again anytime.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Body. I enjoyed you.
Speaker 9 (29:45):
Oh, I appreciate it. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
A man, Hi Russie? Hang on, cheer up a little bit.
Speaker 9 (29:53):
Hey, yeah, let me give a quick shout out.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yes, of course all.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
I love your wife Tomy twenty two years God, our veterans,
our first responders, and our country, my family and you
guys for making my morning. I mean, I bet you've
called you all ten thousand times.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Anyway, thank you body, We show appreciate you. I hang on.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Good Morning Big Show is on AL Radio. Hold on
with the in depth discussion on wordy word. Here we're
talking about the zig zag that was had a little
problem with. Yeah, and I was talking about so so
all right, so zig zag. So I ask a hypothetical question.
If I would have said, uh, it's it's the rolling
papers that zz top took their name from, would that
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be crossing the line, because of course you can't.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
If you all been listening long enough, you know the rules.
You can't say the words start with a Z. You
know you can't do that. You can't rhyme.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
You can say it rhymes with a previous word, but
no rhyming, no telling you what letters urts with.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
So I think you could do that. That's a fact, right,
I mean.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
We all we all know, never disagree with you.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
So I mean I think I think that's I think
that I think that would be in play because you're
putting the c Z in their head that we've already
said a.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Studio, do you know what he's doing. He's like, that's
what I was going to do. See, But I didn't
think y'all would let it fly because of your stupid rules.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
You better watch it.
Speaker 7 (31:25):
I would have won.
Speaker 8 (31:29):
You.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I mean, he's never given one away and he did that.
I also know he's never hit a girl.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Taking the game one away.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Man gave a shot, Larry gave you a shot to sodwise.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
No, that's true, that's.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Let's move on with our lives in Ben Schmidt and uh, well,
well you don't know where he is. Must be on
the Facebook page. Ben says, could y'all play the top
ten list of things you don't want written in your obituary?
Love you mean?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yes? Ben? We shore came, Boddy, Thanks for your requests.
We'll get the next all morning.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
That's a big show on radio Classic by requests Ben
Smith from up the Creek.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
As he found his.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Paddle here another we fedexed it once.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Top ten Liz requests, Here we go Today's big show.
Top ten list.
Speaker 14 (32:53):
Ten more phrases you would not want people to read
in your newspaper obituary number ten, Hernia check gone wrong,
number nine, mammogram machine malfunction number eight rear ended by
the Oscar Meyer wienermopile number seven while trapped in the
(33:19):
back half of a horse costume.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Do you know what that would?
Speaker 14 (33:25):
Number six, longtime personal stylist to Larry the cable Guy.
Number five known to John Boy Billy Listers as the
astro nerve, Number four manscaping accident.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
I've had.
Speaker 14 (33:45):
Number three while a friend watched and held his beer.
Number two during a home haircut by his wife. And
the number one phrase you would not want in your
obituary atomic wedgie.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
All right, I'm in three of them. Good morning. Had
(34:37):
to make shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Today's feature try for to make show Big Box Rabbin
simps here and Goober the GPS golf ball you know this?
Here this a keyword GPS and the big box let's sleeve.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
You win it, boy go.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
We're cathered here today on the Jock Boy and Billy
b I mean really big show with Coomber you're master
of Huberoids. And my lovely sister Gubaret is holding the organ. Yeah,
Goombarett's always hold Ernie's organ does hen, gud Bret? You
(35:17):
ain't always why I was talking about Ernie, Kate and
b here today he's had business shut he is, and
so he sent his organist Gubarett happens to be my
lovely sister. Oh good, she's a talented one in the family.
Breys Ernie's not here to introduce me. Do you think
you could give me a little a little musical introduction there? Hey,
(35:41):
wait a minute, I ain't never been to false Imprisson.
Oh maybe just to visit friends. Thanks for dathing, golight
happen before?
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Before he gets.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Started, gubarette, could you do me a favorite? Just dad
over and slap Rayford for me one time?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Please?
Speaker 6 (35:59):
All right, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I like the way you do that. And who else
and he's slapping ooh, look.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
At Randy in that outfit, John boy, how about you
dancing over slapping Randy for us? Okay, appreciate it. Oh,
I've been out playing golf.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
You know.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
It ain't nothing, ain't nothing so fun. It's out there
playing golf. Yeah, and you hit that ball straight down
to the fair way, up and down. Just birdie, birdie, birdie,
birdie all the time. I'm sure you all right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
I appreciate it. Okay, now, but I have I have
a funny story for y'all if.
Speaker 6 (36:36):
You can kind of try to pay attention here, Okay,
goob Brett, and you let me know if I start
just running over a little log.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Okay, appreciate it. Wow, it's out there playing golf with
this boy. And he brought out a ball. He said, Oh, goober,
you ain't gonna believe it's golf ball.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
I got.
Speaker 6 (36:51):
He said, you cannot lose this golf ball. This is
a what a modern sights miracle. Goot starting to play
a fourteen minute song. I wonder if she's trying to
tell me something I don't know? Was that Stevie Widwood cusser?
All right, listen, listen, this is a good story. This
guy brought out a golf boy. He said, you can't
lose this ball. Now, if you hit it over the
(37:13):
short rough, it lets out a beep it sound, it'll
beat beat, beat beat, so you can walk right over
to it. He said, if you hit this ball in
the deep rough in the woods, it'll send up smoke signals, poof, poof.
You can walk right over to it. He said, if
you hit this ball in the lake, if you hit
it in the water, it'll float back up to the top,
(37:33):
a flag will pop up, and the wind will sell
it back over to the back to where you could
pick it up. He said, this is a wonderful golf ball.
And I said, wh goodness. Well what story did you
get that golf ball from? He said, well, I didn't bite,
I found it.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Okay. Five You think you knew any better? Well? Oh god,
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