April 14, 2025 • 34 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll recap the news from when the U.S. Troops discovered Saddam’s Austin Powers’ish love shack.. - Killer Beaz joins they not ready for drive time players - and it turns out exactly as you would expect!.. - married man and company battle the Osbournes on the TV game show “Family Fracas”.. - We’ll run down a list of offenders from the files of Dumb Crooks.. - We’ve got a visit with comedian Greg Warren.. - Bradshaw has out Horoscopes for the day.. - and we’ll wrap up with a Big Show staff meeting…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You who part time receptionist, Bab's wrangler and still a
side sick fill m kracken here telling you that no
matter which way you swing, there's something for everyone right
here on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
With John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I mean, as long as your expectations aren't too high
and you don't mind that it's coated in grillin sauce to.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The Mini Cooper.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Carry on straight, people, Good morning, The Big Show is
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on the radio.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
All right, boy, he done told his mama.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
She's on the phone.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
She wants to remember last week Randy getting on about
y'all get away with everything that your mama lets you
get away with everything when you as a kid, like.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Remember that, sure?
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I remember?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, well, let's welcome frank you my mama, Hey mom, Hello,
hey mama.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Of course we were dead with your grandkids. Was eating
out over the weekend and thanks to Sage Brush Steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Mom, wasn't that great?
Speaker 6 (01:29):
That was really good. That's one of my favorite places.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That is so bad.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
And I enjoyed the barbecue and.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Real barbecue and income.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Yeah, yeah, that was great.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I loved going home, just eating my way around my hometown.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
Back to his high school day.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, but Mom, did you have something to say to Randy.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Well, you know the other day Randy was talking about that.
I thought that you never did anything wrong.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Hey dy, hey, mom, how you loving caces to you?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
But as you know, Johnny was always so mature for
his age.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
Let me take coffee, Danny Thomas.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Mom, I had to break it to you. He's not
very mature for his age now.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
He always he always had good ideas.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
And even this is this is Johnny Iley right.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Okay, he named his baby brother. He gave him his
middle name stupid.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Boom boom.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
I thought he did real well, a little bad. We've
got a good, strong name.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
So what's Joe's middle name?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Scott?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Scott? You know I always like Scott.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
You're a genius.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
The tissue he was waiting with, Mommy know my middle
name is Scott.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
Well, not everybody can pull it off.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Boy came in, Mama a name in Scott. Pretty good john.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Now, but as a kid, was he any trouble, Johnny?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Any trouble?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Oh why no, see.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I told you You've proven my point.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
He's about six five and red hair.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh I say, now wait a minute, miss Eisley.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Now you know those places would have fed you for free.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
You didn't have to say all this.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
They like you too, Oh Jack, you are precious, all right, Okay,
well I just that's all I have to say.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
I just wanted to let Randy know.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, thanks, Mom, I didn't mean any disrespect you and Mom.
Listening when you're saying how mach tour, I was, try
not to laugh, alright, Mama, I love you.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I love you, Mom. I'm talking to you soon, Lady.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I love she loves me, my mama, I believe Yeah,
oh boy, you really showed me.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, how much you have a pair to put her
up to that?
Speaker 7 (04:19):
All right, Mama, we're gonna need to see some ided.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. Well,
speaking of mothers who thought I never did anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's Randy's mom's.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Birthday today, Mom, Brazil, their happy birthday to your mama, Randy.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
You know what she's got to do today is go
get her driver's license renewed. Oh, I've been telling her.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
You know, the state's cracking down pretty hard on old
people getting driver's license.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
You know, they got a lot of you know, new
signs that you gotta know, and.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You figure that stuff out. I don't know that purple one.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
What is that purple one?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
I can't I think that's slow cell phone usage.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Don't let him mess with you. Happy birthday, Mama, Basil.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Happy birthday, Mama.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I love you. I do two.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
She love him, Morys.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That's okay.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I've become comfortable with it. All that therapy.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Hey man, you should have started talking on the radio.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You might have got her cool present like we did once,
talk about I wanted another trash can. Yeah, but thanks
to Totor Incorporated in Staateeville, North Carolina, they've been cleaning
up America for nearly thirty years. They said, we're proud
to answer the call to clean up John Boy and
Billy Dana Cot Dana Cope. I'm Totor in Staysville since
two huge cool Totor trash kids hated Dan and all
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the Totor talks.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Berbick.
Speaker 9 (05:45):
All right, here goes stage parents, pushy kids into the
current events. Quiz I guaranteed easy way to win. Here
told you about the prize baggage. You take sea, you
will win next. Good morning, it's a big showing a
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radio and you ready.
Speaker 10 (06:24):
Girls, Okay, comey, same car Wills's time color.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Quiz Jay.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Colinine is Diana. I had a Richmond, Virginia. Good morning, Diana,
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
How are you today?
Speaker 11 (06:44):
I'm good?
Speaker 12 (06:45):
How are you good?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Thank you? Thank you? All right, Dinah, listen to it. Let'
see if you can win this thing, Lana.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
The rush to cash in on the war in Iraq
has already started. The video game division of Sony announced
on Thursday they've copyright the military term shock and awe
for an upcoming PlayStation two video game.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Now, as with any good idea, other people are quickly
getting in the act. For example, a Nintendo copyrighted Mother
of All Bombs, b Sega copyrighted bunker Buster, or see
the Government of France copyrighted I surrender, Please.
Speaker 11 (07:22):
Don't hurt me.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I think I'm gonna take Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You know if Iraq, you know, if they had a
video game division, they can copyright one. It would say
all shock or something like that.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's all I had. Thank you. I'll be here all morning.
I hope your mother's listening.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
She'd be so proud, isn't he one.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I don't have my idea? May I name my little brother?
By the way, y'all getting on me.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Call me a genius cause I could name my little
brother middle named Scott. Yeah, let's say you have to
start out with any kids like that. You start out
and then of course I have flourished into the best
nickname giver ever. Yeah, Mario, Packer, dunk Waddell, bone Yogi skillet, stupid.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Half dollar because his daddy's half dollar. Yeah, well there
was already a fifty cent.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
But way enough about me, Diana, how do you like me?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I like you a lot.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Huzzah.
Speaker 13 (08:27):
This is King vdor oh is that fi door? Neverthe matter.
It is here by decreed by royal Proclamation that my
new Port Justice shall henceforth be John Boy and Billy
in the realm node as the Big Show. Are they funny?
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They better be unless they want to be dragon food.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Hey Greg, how you doing, Man?
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Where you flu that? Greg? I bet you're gonna think
of that.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I'm not man.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Ever since ever since we got we got to meet you, Greg,
have you on? Yeah, we've just uh, you've been a
source of comedic Oh yeah, jump for us.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
That's fantastics. Before people were saying flute your flute. Greg,
People were saying nothing up and coming comedian.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
That's those He played the flute in high school, Buddy
Jelly and Anderson you.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Know man, Yeah, cool one you got. I tried to.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Play a flute. I was somewhat musically gifted. I played
the trumpet, did you Yeah. I was gonna be in
jazz band stuff, and I wanted to learn to play
the flute.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
See that's good. Yeah, that's clarinet.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
That there's nobody I mean you got, you know, you had,
you know, girls like Pete Fountain and Benny Goodman.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Don't quite cut it trying to pick up good Well,
welcome Greg, you here, buddy. Uh, let's uh, we're going
to do.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
The show, and you're gonna be like through the whole
show with us, so you're going to see how this
thing was all right?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Good? Aren't you glad? You got a acting pressed? I
am impressed me. But you you've done a lot of radio.
First time I heard you.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
You're doing a show in Denver, and uh, and I
gotta tell you know, I don't listen to other people
already because you know we're on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
But boy guess there's some sucky people out.
Speaker 10 (11:22):
There taking a shot from one thousand miles away.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Now I'll drive to work unless show I talk about
some good body I grew up. I grew up listening
to sports radio. I don't know.
Speaker 10 (11:44):
When I was a kid, I used to listen to
this guy named Joel Bushbomb.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yes, this guy, you heard of him. This guy knew
everything there was to know about like football. People would
call in with the stupidest questions and he would know
the answers, like Joel.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
This is Mike from Josie and I used to know
this one guy named Mike, and he played football.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
What happened to him?
Speaker 10 (12:06):
His name is Mike Jefferson. He played for the Jets
in the eighties. They come during the strength season. Is
currently working for Subway Sandwich shopping New Brunswick, New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Makes a good hand, not a good turkey.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Next call him, Yeah, Joel. My boy plays Peyway football
down here in Texas. He's eight years old, Sir, I
saw your son play. He has absolutely no God given talent,
even for an eight yield. I recommend ballet shoes or
computer camp.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Next call him Joe Meyer. My wife doesn't like to
watch football with me.
Speaker 10 (12:37):
Sir, your wife is currently sleeping with the neighbor three
doors down, six foot two strong sexual performer. I recommend divorce.
Court News Radio seven.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, I got you got him too, you got him down.
I don't know they guy was like really nerdy. Apparently
I conly remember what would be like to be his,
like his neighbor or something, you know, like, hey, Joe,
how are you doing? We just stop planning some flowers
over here. You're planning rooted dundrums.
Speaker 10 (13:10):
Ruded dungeums are supposed to be planning after June fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Today is June eighth. Your flowers are gonna die. Next neighbor,
John William Billy, you're listening to the radio.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning. It's a big
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show on the radio. It's time for dumb crook news,
dumbrook stories, leaning the newspapers and wire servicescrowl America. Senting
by you the Big Show listener, and the address will
follow this report. After a resident of Wyo Dot, Oklahoma,
(14:12):
I'm like it close enough reported a brick thrown through
his window, authorities went to the neighboring home of Philip
and Jerry Logan to question them. Well, the Logans put
out a call for help to other family members, resulting
in a series of fights that eventually involved thirty law
enforcement officers from eight agencies. Weird six Logans, including the
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sixty one year old patriarch and his fifty five year
old wife. We're taken into custody. According to the Ottawa
County Sheriff, the immediate members of the Logan family have
been charged with two hundred and fifty crimes in the
last five years.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Holi Mola help, Holies help. A family that commits together
will stay together.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
When an Albertquergue in New Mexico man went to the
county jail to pick up his he made a number
of mistakes along the way. Number one, he was driving
a stolen truck. Number two, he parked the stolen truck
in a handicapped parking spot.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
While checking out the trugg, a sheriff's deputy discovered the
husband's third mistake. He left a glass pipe in a
stash of crack cocaine on the truck's front seat. Dude,
I hope the wife will be a little more careful
when she comes back to pick up her husband.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Of course, that'll be in about three or five years.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I've had a sixty six year old man in the
Netherlands who wanted to protect his garden shed against burglars,
constructed an elaborate booby trap using pulleys, ropes, and a
shotgun aimed at the shed's door. The man proudly demonstrated
his ingenious device to two friends and probably shot himself
in the abdomen and lower arm. The police searched a
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man's home and confiscated a variety of firearms and amo,
along with fifteen full grown marijuana plants.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Now I told you that's a naked a man at.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Corona, California's claiming emotional distress, personal injury, and sexual dysfunction.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
What Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
After watching Ridge's reaching address on television, the man went
to a local costco and bought one hundred dollars worth
of dunct tape to seal up his windows and doors.
But the man says he realized that survivors like himself
would have to repopulate the earth, so he wrapped his
groin in duct tape to protect his future fertility.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Now you don't argue a.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Now, when he tried to remove the tape, he suffered
painful injuries as the tape peeled away his skin and
body hair. He called an ambulance and was transported to
a local hospital, where doctors and nurses began laughing at him.
I told him if they laughed, I'd file a lawsuit
against them. In the hospital, they also made me look
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like a fool's I now have another lawsuit pending, says
the man.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
Yeah, here's some genes you want passed on in the
new millennium.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Hey, Waco, Texas man arrested for aggravated robbery gave police
the slip. His getaway took him into the campus of
Baylor University, where he broke into the Fine Art Center,
hoping to find something less conspicuous than the orange prison
jumpsuit that he was wearing.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
How did he do well, Let's find out.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
The fugitive rated a costume closet, dotting what investigators described
as a nineteenth century green wool costume with rubber galoshes
that made him look like a leprechaun. He was quickly
spotted on the street and rearrested, said the chairman of
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the theater apartment.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
He just really stood out, and the.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Chairman of the theater apartment spots. You you know you're
standing out.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
No kidd An administrative law judge and Ewing, New Jersey,
on trial for shoplifting two Watches, told the court she
was not responsible for her actions for the following reasons.
A recent auto accident, a traffic ticket, a new car purchase, overwork,
her husband's kidney stones, her husband's asthma, menopausal hot flashes,
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an ungodly feminine itch, a bad rash, fear of breast cancer,
fear of dental surgery, her son's need for an asthma
breathing machine, the recent illness of her mother and aunt,
an attempt to sell her house without a realtor, a
lawsuit against a wallpaper cleaning company, purchased a furniture that
had to be returned, stressed from organizing her parents' fiftieth
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wedding anniversary, cooking a thankshimming dinner for twenty relatives, buying
two hundred gifts for Christmas and hanakkup, and a toilet
in her house that was constantly running.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
That's an average weekend for Ry.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
She was convicted and finally a thirty year old Manchester,
England man described by his lawyer as intelligent, and highly
educated but spiraling into depression, was convicted in the stabbing
death of a seven one year old acquaintance. Among the
evidence against him was the result of an Internet search
he had performed on his computer. His question to the
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ask Jeeves website what sentence would I get for stabbing
somebody in an unprovoked attack? The response from ask Jeeves
was not introduced as evidence, but the correct answer is
a long prison turn.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
If you have dumb crug news, mail to domb krug News.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
John moyn Billet bilbox one nine one one one, Charlotte
n C two eight two one nine.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
And remember, criminals, it's time to turn, so you don't burn.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Monet pal.
Speaker 11 (19:39):
The sun's up, the birds are singing, and two of
radio's longest running knuckleheads around the air. Well, not right
this second, but soon. And that's what they call hitting.
The comedy lottery, the John Boyant Billy Big Show. Oh
they are a ryot, a regular laugh ryot.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
M good Monday morning. Everybody got a big show on
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the radio. An urban legend. Bradshaw's in here, Bradshaw reading
Our horse goes for us.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
This morning again? Right, Well you got here. Let me
see let me say, Bradshaw, what are you live? Brac libra.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Attention revolves around home. Major domestic adjustment That could include
change of residence, wonderful last weekend and awesome.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Let me see that's your thrown one, John, We judge.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
It could include a change of presidents, marital status. Hello,
find your rhythm, dance to your own tune, dancing on
the beach.
Speaker 9 (21:12):
I told you.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Key, wess'll call it. Call me Jackie. I'm laying out
here my thong.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
All the baby dolls all around me, as I said,
they're probably from Greenpeace trying to tell you back out
the sea.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Let me see, Jackie, what's what's yours here? Gemini, Jemini,
jem and Jim.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Gentlemen, boys, what was birthday?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Is?
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Next Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Next Wednesday is your birthday?
Speaker 5 (21:40):
To give you?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
How old will you be?
Speaker 7 (21:44):
All truck drivers up to the loading dark Now?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
What was lost will be recovered? Jackie? Maybe your self
esteem after working with us.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Sure, I'll be your virginity.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Exude confidence. You will know where you are going and
what to do about it. Capricorn cancer individuals will play
dramatic roles cancer.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
That's my brother, means I should get a nice little
money you.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Got me, say mine, Harris.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Within twenty four hours, your popularity will be on the rise.
Handle details and make repairs in the home tonight.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah, that'll happen.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Does it say handle handle repairs? That means.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
You later, h you will find out where you stand
in areas of romance marriage.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Does it say where you're going later?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Billy is sagittary? Let's see said? Is that? I know
his sign power play?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Pressure is on due to added responsibility, and here you go.
Support comes from mysterious source.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
Well, any support I get would come from a mysterious
source at this point.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Well in any support you get as a real mystery too.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, yeah, hey, number eight is lucky. You know what
that means? Yeah, gotta bet on gin.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
You gotta get in the pool.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Randy, What are you here, buddy?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
I'd rather keep that.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Leo Virgo Leo? Al Right, where's Leo? The lion? Leo
the Lion, Leo the Lion run around August. I'll see.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
That's how bright my future is. That they omitted Leon
from the column.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I don't see it.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
No, they didn't. It's here, trust me.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
There it is there. It is okay.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Feeling of being closed in is temporary. They face the
unknown without fear. Randy, I do every day contact individual
who was confined to home or hospital or fort.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Lose that shut in feeling and talk to somebody who's
shut in there.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I did well, hang on stupid quiz is close. Good morning.
There's a big show on the radio, and it is
stupid quiz time.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
I won't play caller number nine four fifth sixth grade
level educational material. Sometimes we'll have to slide back down
to the third if it's not going real well, So
I did one. Ain't undred big show, Caller nine, we'll
play an accent.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Good morning, there's a big show.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Have you seen Junior? Is great? And good morning? The
marshy our hot school marm.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yeah, that's talking about that. The teachers why why why
were they called school marms? That was before like it
was baby doll teachers.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
You know it was you might know well it was
like you know, your substitute mom is your marm and dared.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Me to mar something.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Work on that for me. But now caller nine, My
contestant here is Mike out of Fredericksburg, Virginia. Good morning, Mike,
Good morning, You ready to go buddy, all right, I
touch you a number on your phone for me, I said, way,
you'll chime in, yep, I gotta bail you.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
No first one to get three wins? Ah, alrighty then
all right, welcome.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
I.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
We're going.
Speaker 12 (25:52):
Let's go to geography our school mars.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Right geography.
Speaker 12 (25:58):
Besides Ohio, name the only two other states that begin
with the letter.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh, you got it? Get in there all right?
Speaker 9 (26:06):
Now.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
If holding you, it might be said, Okay, Ohio, you
got you got, oh you got dude, you've got uh.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
The states of America. In America, I'm just killing h
oh on out west Uh California, Okay, that city that's
not a state, no, not not state? Doing that? Got upset,
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and my mind is just like totally blank on the
other steaks. All right, Oregon, it's one that's one. Hey,
may if I just shut my mind off and then
just yell out, it'll help. How would we know?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Croak? Oh crook, that's what an Irish frog said?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
All right, Mike, what you got Oregon at Oklahoma?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Here?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I can't believe unbelievable. All right, my guess one and nothing.
Speaker 12 (27:24):
You're up Arts and leisure multiple choice. What field of
interest is associated with Frank Lloyd Wright? Is it a Broadway? Musicals?
B military leadership? See architecture?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Oh, Mike, yeah, architects ar charchitecture.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
What did he designed?
Speaker 7 (27:46):
Lots of stuff?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah? Okay, I'm down two to nothing, Mikesh, Come on, man, no,
I don't think. All right, here I go, all right,
here we go.
Speaker 12 (28:01):
Name the stadium where the Toronto Blue Jays played their
home games, Mark, what, Mike, Mike?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
The SkyDome. Yes, Mike, you just jumped out and skunked
me for saying this week. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
This. You know.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
Johnny's idiot twin is in the.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
One of them's got a moan.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Cool man.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Jackie gets information. Okay, all right, buddy, alright, Happy Monday.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Alrighty, then I'm gonna rest my brain. Somebody come up
with a requested classic bit of the morning. We'll do
that and head toward open line.
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Good job, marm.
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Thanks a lot, March, Good morning. It's a big show
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John Bobbie Pillers, Randy, Jackie, Micey mice Teter touts Ai,
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We've been arguing about.
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Well right now, yeah it's kett ob Are we go
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What a do for car or truck ball? Thank you
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No money down, no security deposit, no first payment, in fact,
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It's absolutely free.
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How can Big Red Johnson give you the new Ford
of your tuition for it free? Because I don't own
Whitey for it. Frank Whitey does. And for the last
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Brett Johnson has been wrong you dying Skippy.
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But that's all over now. I got him both tied
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He's got a gun too. What Frank white has done
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Him right or it hurts some move in the pocket book.
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I'll be right here till the last car's gone, or
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To make shows on the radio. It's three minutes after
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I have to, as I've pointed out before, the only
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Aren't on, I can't find you.
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You understand the words that are coming out of your mouth.
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This is just just these are the highlights for today,
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All right, perfect, that is perfect, all right?
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See it's not Wedday, it's Wednesday.
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You want to hear that.
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Speaker 4 (01:00):
All right, boy, he done told his mama.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
She's on the phone.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
She wants to remember last week Randy getting on about
y'all get away with everything that your mama lets you
get away with everything when you as a kid, like.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Remember that, sure?
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I remember?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, well, let's welcome frank you my mama, Hey mom, Hello,
hey mama.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Of course we were dead with your grandkids. Was eating
out over the weekend and thanks to Sage Brush Steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Mom, wasn't that great?
Speaker 6 (01:29):
That was really good. That's one of my favorite places.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That is so bad.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
And I enjoyed the barbecue and.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Real barbecue and income.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Yeah, yeah, that was great.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I loved going home, just eating my way around my hometown.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
Back to his high school day.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, but Mom, did you have something to say to Randy.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Well, you know the other day Randy was talking about that.
I thought that you never did anything wrong.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Hey dy, hey, mom, how you loving caces to you?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
But as you know, Johnny was always so mature for
his age.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
Let me take coffee, Danny Thomas.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Mom, I had to break it to you. He's not
very mature for his age now.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
He always he always had good ideas.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
And even this is this is Johnny Iley right.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Okay, he named his baby brother. He gave him his
middle name stupid.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Boom boom.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
I thought he did real well, a little bad. We've
got a good, strong name.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
So what's Joe's middle name?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Scott?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Scott? You know I always like Scott.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
You're a genius.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
The tissue he was waiting with, Mommy know my middle
name is Scott.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
Well, not everybody can pull it off.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Boy came in, Mama a name in Scott. Pretty good john.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Now, but as a kid, was he any trouble, Johnny?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Any trouble?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Oh why no, see.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I told you You've proven my point.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
He's about six five and red hair.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh I say, now wait a minute, miss Eisley.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Now you know those places would have fed you for free.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
You didn't have to say all this.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
They like you too, Oh Jack, you are precious, all right, Okay,
well I just that's all I have to say.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
I just wanted to let Randy know.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, thanks, Mom, I didn't mean any disrespect you and Mom.
Listening when you're saying how mach tour, I was, try
not to laugh, alright, Mama, I love you.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I love you, Mom. I'm talking to you soon, Lady.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I love she loves me, my mama, I believe Yeah,
oh boy, you really showed me.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, how much you have a pair to put her
up to that?
Speaker 7 (04:19):
All right, Mama, we're gonna need to see some ided.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. Well,
speaking of mothers who thought I never did anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's Randy's mom's.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Birthday today, Mom, Brazil, their happy birthday to your mama, Randy.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
You know what she's got to do today is go
get her driver's license renewed. Oh, I've been telling her.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
You know, the state's cracking down pretty hard on old
people getting driver's license.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
You know, they got a lot of you know, new
signs that you gotta know, and.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You figure that stuff out. I don't know that purple one.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
What is that purple one?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
I can't I think that's slow cell phone usage.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Don't let him mess with you. Happy birthday, Mama, Basil.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Happy birthday, Mama.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I love you. I do two.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
She love him, Morys.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That's okay.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I've become comfortable with it. All that therapy.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Hey man, you should have started talking on the radio.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You might have got her cool present like we did once,
talk about I wanted another trash can. Yeah, but thanks
to Totor Incorporated in Staateeville, North Carolina, they've been cleaning
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Berbick.
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Quiz Jay.
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Colinine is Diana. I had a Richmond, Virginia. Good morning, Diana,
Good morning.
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How are you today?
Speaker 11 (06:44):
I'm good?
Speaker 12 (06:45):
How are you good?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Thank you? Thank you? All right, Dinah, listen to it. Let'
see if you can win this thing, Lana.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
The rush to cash in on the war in Iraq
has already started. The video game division of Sony announced
on Thursday they've copyright the military term shock and awe
for an upcoming PlayStation two video game.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Now, as with any good idea, other people are quickly
getting in the act. For example, a Nintendo copyrighted Mother
of All Bombs, b Sega copyrighted bunker Buster, or see
the Government of France copyrighted I surrender, Please.
Speaker 11 (07:22):
Don't hurt me.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I think I'm gonna take Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You know if Iraq, you know, if they had a
video game division, they can copyright one. It would say
all shock or something like that.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's all I had. Thank you. I'll be here all morning.
I hope your mother's listening.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
She'd be so proud, isn't he one.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I don't have my idea? May I name my little brother?
By the way, y'all getting on me.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Call me a genius cause I could name my little
brother middle named Scott. Yeah, let's say you have to
start out with any kids like that. You start out
and then of course I have flourished into the best
nickname giver ever. Yeah, Mario, Packer, dunk Waddell, bone Yogi skillet, stupid.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Half dollar because his daddy's half dollar. Yeah, well there
was already a fifty cent.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
But way enough about me, Diana, how do you like me?
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I like you a lot.
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Hey Greg, how you doing, Man?
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Where you flu that? Greg? I bet you're gonna think
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I'm not man.
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Ever since ever since we got we got to meet you, Greg,
have you on? Yeah, we've just uh, you've been a
source of comedic Oh yeah, jump for us.
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That's fantastics. Before people were saying flute your flute. Greg,
People were saying nothing up and coming comedian.
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That's those He played the flute in high school, Buddy
Jelly and Anderson you.
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Know man, Yeah, cool one you got. I tried to.
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Play a flute. I was somewhat musically gifted. I played
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the flute.
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See that's good. Yeah, that's clarinet.
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That there's nobody I mean you got, you know, you had,
you know, girls like Pete Fountain and Benny Goodman.
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Don't quite cut it trying to pick up good Well,
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to do.
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The show, and you're gonna be like through the whole
show with us, so you're going to see how this
thing was all right?
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Good? Aren't you glad? You got a acting pressed? I
am impressed me. But you you've done a lot of radio.
First time I heard you.
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You're doing a show in Denver, and uh, and I
gotta tell you know, I don't listen to other people
already because you know we're on the radio.
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But boy guess there's some sucky people out.
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There taking a shot from one thousand miles away.
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Now I'll drive to work unless show I talk about
some good body I grew up. I grew up listening
to sports radio. I don't know.
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When I was a kid, I used to listen to
this guy named Joel Bushbomb.
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Yes, this guy, you heard of him. This guy knew
everything there was to know about like football. People would
call in with the stupidest questions and he would know
the answers, like Joel.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
This is Mike from Josie and I used to know
this one guy named Mike, and he played football.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
What happened to him?
Speaker 10 (12:06):
His name is Mike Jefferson. He played for the Jets
in the eighties. They come during the strength season. Is
currently working for Subway Sandwich shopping New Brunswick, New Jersey.
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Makes a good hand, not a good turkey.
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Next call him, Yeah, Joel. My boy plays Peyway football
down here in Texas. He's eight years old, Sir, I
saw your son play. He has absolutely no God given talent,
even for an eight yield. I recommend ballet shoes or
computer camp.
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Next call him Joe Meyer. My wife doesn't like to
watch football with me.
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Sir, your wife is currently sleeping with the neighbor three
doors down, six foot two strong sexual performer. I recommend divorce.
Court News Radio seven.
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Yeah, I got you got him too, you got him down.
I don't know they guy was like really nerdy. Apparently
I conly remember what would be like to be his,
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how are you doing? We just stop planning some flowers
over here. You're planning rooted dundrums.
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Ruded dungeums are supposed to be planning after June fifteenth.
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Today is June eighth. Your flowers are gonna die. Next neighbor,
John William Billy, you're listening to the radio.
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Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning. It's a big
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show on the radio. It's time for dumb crook news,
dumbrook stories, leaning the newspapers and wire servicescrowl America. Senting
by you the Big Show listener, and the address will
follow this report. After a resident of Wyo Dot, Oklahoma,
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I'm like it close enough reported a brick thrown through
his window, authorities went to the neighboring home of Philip
and Jerry Logan to question them. Well, the Logans put
out a call for help to other family members, resulting
in a series of fights that eventually involved thirty law
enforcement officers from eight agencies. Weird six Logans, including the
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sixty one year old patriarch and his fifty five year
old wife. We're taken into custody. According to the Ottawa
County Sheriff, the immediate members of the Logan family have
been charged with two hundred and fifty crimes in the
last five years.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Holi Mola help, Holies help. A family that commits together
will stay together.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
When an Albertquergue in New Mexico man went to the
county jail to pick up his he made a number
of mistakes along the way. Number one, he was driving
a stolen truck. Number two, he parked the stolen truck
in a handicapped parking spot.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
While checking out the trugg, a sheriff's deputy discovered the
husband's third mistake. He left a glass pipe in a
stash of crack cocaine on the truck's front seat. Dude,
I hope the wife will be a little more careful
when she comes back to pick up her husband.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
Of course, that'll be in about three or five years.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I've had a sixty six year old man in the
Netherlands who wanted to protect his garden shed against burglars,
constructed an elaborate booby trap using pulleys, ropes, and a
shotgun aimed at the shed's door. The man proudly demonstrated
his ingenious device to two friends and probably shot himself
in the abdomen and lower arm. The police searched a
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man's home and confiscated a variety of firearms and amo,
along with fifteen full grown marijuana plants.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Now I told you that's a naked a man at.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Corona, California's claiming emotional distress, personal injury, and sexual dysfunction.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
What Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
After watching Ridge's reaching address on television, the man went
to a local costco and bought one hundred dollars worth
of dunct tape to seal up his windows and doors.
But the man says he realized that survivors like himself
would have to repopulate the earth, so he wrapped his
groin in duct tape to protect his future fertility.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Now you don't argue a.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Now, when he tried to remove the tape, he suffered
painful injuries as the tape peeled away his skin and
body hair. He called an ambulance and was transported to
a local hospital, where doctors and nurses began laughing at him.
I told him if they laughed, I'd file a lawsuit
against them. In the hospital, they also made me look
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like a fool's I now have another lawsuit pending, says
the man.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
Yeah, here's some genes you want passed on in the
new millennium.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Hey, Waco, Texas man arrested for aggravated robbery gave police
the slip. His getaway took him into the campus of
Baylor University, where he broke into the Fine Art Center,
hoping to find something less conspicuous than the orange prison
jumpsuit that he was wearing.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
How did he do well, Let's find out.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
The fugitive rated a costume closet, dotting what investigators described
as a nineteenth century green wool costume with rubber galoshes
that made him look like a leprechaun. He was quickly
spotted on the street and rearrested, said the chairman of
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the theater apartment.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
He just really stood out, and the.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Chairman of the theater apartment spots. You you know you're
standing out.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
No kidd An administrative law judge and Ewing, New Jersey,
on trial for shoplifting two Watches, told the court she
was not responsible for her actions for the following reasons.
A recent auto accident, a traffic ticket, a new car purchase, overwork,
her husband's kidney stones, her husband's asthma, menopausal hot flashes,
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an ungodly feminine itch, a bad rash, fear of breast cancer,
fear of dental surgery, her son's need for an asthma
breathing machine, the recent illness of her mother and aunt,
an attempt to sell her house without a realtor, a
lawsuit against a wallpaper cleaning company, purchased a furniture that
had to be returned, stressed from organizing her parents' fiftieth
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wedding anniversary, cooking a thankshimming dinner for twenty relatives, buying
two hundred gifts for Christmas and hanakkup, and a toilet
in her house that was constantly running.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
That's an average weekend for Ry.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
She was convicted and finally a thirty year old Manchester,
England man described by his lawyer as intelligent, and highly
educated but spiraling into depression, was convicted in the stabbing
death of a seven one year old acquaintance. Among the
evidence against him was the result of an Internet search
he had performed on his computer. His question to the
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ask Jeeves website what sentence would I get for stabbing
somebody in an unprovoked attack? The response from ask Jeeves
was not introduced as evidence, but the correct answer is
a long prison turn.
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And remember, criminals, it's time to turn, so you don't burn.
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Monet pal.
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The sun's up, the birds are singing, and two of
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this second, but soon. And that's what they call hitting.
The comedy lottery, the John Boyant Billy Big Show. Oh
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Wow.
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M good Monday morning. Everybody got a big show on
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the radio. An urban legend. Bradshaw's in here, Bradshaw reading
Our horse goes for us.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
This morning again? Right, Well you got here. Let me
see let me say, Bradshaw, what are you live? Brac libra.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Attention revolves around home. Major domestic adjustment That could include
change of residence, wonderful last weekend and awesome.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Let me see that's your thrown one, John, We judge.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
It could include a change of presidents, marital status. Hello,
find your rhythm, dance to your own tune, dancing on
the beach.
Speaker 9 (21:12):
I told you.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Key, wess'll call it. Call me Jackie. I'm laying out
here my thong.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
All the baby dolls all around me, as I said,
they're probably from Greenpeace trying to tell you back out
the sea.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Let me see, Jackie, what's what's yours here? Gemini, Jemini,
jem and Jim.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Gentlemen, boys, what was birthday?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Is?
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Next Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Next Wednesday is your birthday?
Speaker 5 (21:40):
To give you?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
How old will you be?
Speaker 7 (21:44):
All truck drivers up to the loading dark Now?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
What was lost will be recovered? Jackie? Maybe your self
esteem after working with us.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Sure, I'll be your virginity.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Exude confidence. You will know where you are going and
what to do about it. Capricorn cancer individuals will play
dramatic roles cancer.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
That's my brother, means I should get a nice little
money you.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Got me, say mine, Harris.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Within twenty four hours, your popularity will be on the rise.
Handle details and make repairs in the home tonight.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah, that'll happen.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Does it say handle handle repairs? That means.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
You later, h you will find out where you stand
in areas of romance marriage.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Does it say where you're going later?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Billy is sagittary? Let's see said? Is that? I know
his sign power play?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Pressure is on due to added responsibility, and here you go.
Support comes from mysterious source.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
Well, any support I get would come from a mysterious
source at this point.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Well in any support you get as a real mystery too.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, yeah, hey, number eight is lucky. You know what
that means? Yeah, gotta bet on gin.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
You gotta get in the pool.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Randy, What are you here, buddy?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
I'd rather keep that.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Leo Virgo Leo? Al Right, where's Leo? The lion? Leo
the Lion, Leo the Lion run around August. I'll see.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
That's how bright my future is. That they omitted Leon
from the column.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I don't see it.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
No, they didn't. It's here, trust me.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
There it is there. It is okay.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Feeling of being closed in is temporary. They face the
unknown without fear. Randy, I do every day contact individual
who was confined to home or hospital or fort.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Lose that shut in feeling and talk to somebody who's
shut in there.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I did well, hang on stupid quiz is close. Good morning.
There's a big show on the radio, and it is
stupid quiz time.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
I won't play caller number nine four fifth sixth grade
level educational material. Sometimes we'll have to slide back down
to the third if it's not going real well, So
I did one. Ain't undred big show, Caller nine, we'll
play an accent.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Good morning, there's a big show.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Have you seen Junior? Is great? And good morning? The
marshy our hot school marm.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yeah, that's talking about that. The teachers why why why
were they called school marms? That was before like it
was baby doll teachers.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
You know it was you might know well it was
like you know, your substitute mom is your marm and dared.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Me to mar something.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Work on that for me. But now caller nine, My
contestant here is Mike out of Fredericksburg, Virginia. Good morning, Mike,
Good morning, You ready to go buddy, all right, I
touch you a number on your phone for me, I said, way,
you'll chime in, yep, I gotta bail you.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
No first one to get three wins? Ah, alrighty then
all right, welcome.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
I.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
We're going.
Speaker 12 (25:52):
Let's go to geography our school mars.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Right geography.
Speaker 12 (25:58):
Besides Ohio, name the only two other states that begin
with the letter.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh, you got it? Get in there all right?
Speaker 9 (26:06):
Now.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
If holding you, it might be said, Okay, Ohio, you
got you got, oh you got dude, you've got uh.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
The states of America. In America, I'm just killing h
oh on out west Uh California, Okay, that city that's
not a state, no, not not state? Doing that? Got upset,
(26:42):
and my mind is just like totally blank on the
other steaks. All right, Oregon, it's one that's one. Hey,
may if I just shut my mind off and then
just yell out, it'll help. How would we know?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Croak? Oh crook, that's what an Irish frog said?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
All right, Mike, what you got Oregon at Oklahoma?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Here?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I can't believe unbelievable. All right, my guess one and nothing.
Speaker 12 (27:24):
You're up Arts and leisure multiple choice. What field of
interest is associated with Frank Lloyd Wright? Is it a Broadway? Musicals?
B military leadership? See architecture?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Oh, Mike, yeah, architects ar charchitecture.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
What did he designed?
Speaker 7 (27:46):
Lots of stuff?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah? Okay, I'm down two to nothing, Mikesh, Come on, man, no,
I don't think. All right, here I go, all right,
here we go.
Speaker 12 (28:01):
Name the stadium where the Toronto Blue Jays played their
home games, Mark, what, Mike, Mike?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
The SkyDome. Yes, Mike, you just jumped out and skunked
me for saying this week. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
This. You know.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
Johnny's idiot twin is in the.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
One of them's got a moan.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Cool man.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Jackie gets information. Okay, all right, buddy, alright, Happy Monday.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Alrighty, then I'm gonna rest my brain. Somebody come up
with a requested classic bit of the morning. We'll do
that and head toward open line.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Good job, marm.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Thanks a lot, March, Good morning. It's a big show
on the radio.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
John Bobbie Pillers, Randy, Jackie, Micey mice Teter touts Ai,
y'all tell my class the middle of the morning. This
summ Monday through Friday. Got something you'd like to hear,
you can email Jackie the Big Show dot com. We'll
big one out of stack play it back next. Good morning,
(29:46):
got a big show right here on the radio. What
I'm on over line today might go over some shotgun rules.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
We've been arguing about.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Well right now, yeah it's kett ob Are we go
saluting car dealers?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
What a do for car or truck ball? Thank you
Kettle for think again. Big Brett Johnson says, come get
the new board of your choice right now at Whitey Ford.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Fak it out, drive it home.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
No money down, no security deposit, no first payment, in fact,
no payments at all.
Speaker 7 (30:13):
It's absolutely free.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
How can Big Red Johnson give you the new Ford
of your tuition for it free? Because I don't own
Whitey for it. Frank Whitey does. And for the last
six months he's been messing around with my wife, Big
Brett Johnson has been wrong you dying Skippy.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
But that's all over now. I got him both tied
up right here in the show run.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
He's got a gun too. What Frank white has done
to me all to kill him. Instead, I'm gonna hit.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Him right or it hurts some move in the pocket book.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
You want a car, come get it free. Keys are
on the big board out front.
Speaker 7 (30:48):
I'll be right here till the last car's gone, or
till the SWAT team shows up.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
It's You're lucky. I don't kill you. You no good
son of them? And but three clearance.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Hurry in now, so WAGGI remember Bigret Johnson says, don't
try anything funny and nobody gets hurt on Stark Models
only no dealers, please, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
To make shows on the radio. It's three minutes after
the hour. All right, what kind of deal y'all talking
about here? Well?
Speaker 8 (31:38):
I have to, as I've pointed out before, the only
way I can get you to attend any meetings now
is to actually conduct them while the show's going on
and the microphones are on, because I mean, even when
the show's going on, if the mics.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Aren't on, I can't find you.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
Okay, fine, I'm here, So I'm This is one of
those things where producers have to kind of have talks
with talent. I want you to try to concentrate on
when you're on the air, trying to as somebody once said, do.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
You understand the words that are coming out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Listen.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
The tricky part is every day we go through the
show and we take the highlights of the show and
put them into a time capsule and bury them for
fifty years. After fifty years, they're not radioactive anymore, so
you can.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Dig them back up. This is what we got now.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
This is just just these are the highlights for today,
just so you go today show.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
All right, perfect, that is perfect, all right?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
From six twenty this morning, good morning, the big shows
right here on your radio. Thanks for being party of
Wednesday morning with us. It's about twentyth afty our off.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
See it's not Wedday, it's Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Okay, Wednesday. All right, I'll play more tention to the
day to wait, all right.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
From seven to fifteen, Oh still an all Star Rowney's
Race Back, All Star Arty's Race Back.
Speaker 8 (32:48):
Say one of the major sponsors here on the John
Boyne Billy Big Show.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
He is Parties, not Roriney's.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Hey Brad shows here plats raven plats, ribbon plats, raven Yes,
pass a room riven.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
From eight o'clock always These big Toe trips include airfare, hotel,
a combinations, A.
Speaker 7 (33:07):
Big Toe trip.
Speaker 8 (33:08):
Yeah, the name on the show here, John is Big Show.
The Big Toe probably doesn't get the kind of following
of the show. Yeah, so you might want to concentrate
on that. And finally, this was from just before nine o'clock.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
So overnight and Saturday delivery.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
Once again, when you're talking about sponsors, primary ad copy
and overnight delivery is something they're trying to emphasize, you
might not want to call it delivery.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
That was Supermont Tandy Bear Company. It could have been worse.
Speaker 7 (33:36):
Yes, yeah, oh well that's from last week.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
You want to hear that.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
I'm fine, point set, all right.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
Thank you, Brett, check the gate moving on, all right,
meeting's over all right, good.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
That makes the show's over perfect.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
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