July 22, 2024 • 37 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re really going to the dogs.. - we’ll give good examples of how they’re better than kids, men and even women.. - Nervel T. Wheeler is getting new dentures.. - A voicemail from Randy’s brother Glenn confirms he will dog sit again.. - Marvin Webster dives into the “Is FaceBook Spying on you?” debate.. - and we wrap things up with Storytime with Mr. Rhubarb..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Why dogs are better than women.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hard water dogs don't cry. Dogs love it when your
friends come over. Dogs don't expect you to call when
you're running late. The later you are, the more excited
dogs are to see you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Dogs will forgive you.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Okay for playing with other dogs. Dogs don't notice if
you call them by another dog's name.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on
the floor.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. Dogs
never need to examine the relationship.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
A dog's parents never visit.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Dogs do not hate their bodies.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
No dog ever bought a Kenny g or Hooty and
the Blowfish album. No dog ever put on a hundred
pounds after reaching adulthood. Hey, wait a minute. Dogs agree
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that you have to raise your voice to get your
bori gras.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Dogs don't worry about.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Dogs like to do their snooking outside, as opposed to
in your wallet desk in the back of your sock droll.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts. Dogs seldom outlive you. Dogs
can't talk dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. You never
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have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And finally, dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Are you having trouble at home? No, I'm thinking about
getting another dog?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yes, yeah, I didn't think that would sit well.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, seventh grade humor, I get it.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Alright, Well, let's get Tanya over here and try to
play with her. We're gonna beat the blood. What eight
hundred big show you told free line. We'll get a
contestant and play next.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Runner to your Monday at Jula twenty second. Today's feature
track for the Big Show, Big Box, mister rub Arms,
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com and you take out on their contest but you
can't get through. We'll call you something awed to play.
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That may be beat the Blonde. You most popular content
next to worthy word.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
That's all I need to know.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You got it, baby.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Let's meet their contestant Joe from Saint Clarksville, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Good morning, Joey. All right, Joe, what a deal here.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
We're gonna ask Marcy some questions. She will answer to
the best of her abilities. We're assuming do you agree
or disagree? Two bells for two buzzers? You got a
big old fishing cycles prize pack. All right, all right,
Marcy Is. In a recent podcast interview, Elon Musk said
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he had taken lessons in something and claims to be
quite good at it at what.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Counting to forty four point nine billion, twenty four billion,
nine hundred seventy two billion, three hundred.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
He got the money.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
He thinks of himself as a fighter, A fighter he
trained in in jiu jitsu.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
He trained in jiu jitsu.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
He took lessons in jiu.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Jitsu, jujitsu.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Both of you, bless you.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
I'm gonna Jackie go get that breathalyzer.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
My coffee bag over here?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Yeah, Joe fighting jiu jitsu specifically, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I disagree? And wow, no, he is It was jiu jitsu.
Remember he was gonna fight but one another knucker Berg. Yeah,
the guy from bir Yeah, the guy from facing Zugerberg.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Yeah, I was over they would he goes a musk
and I'm telling his orangeby that must got just wow.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You floor with Zuckerberg rhyme absolutely no out about it. Okay,
let's put money on it working out. That never really happened, though,
did it?
Speaker 6 (06:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Those dog gone billionaire brawling?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
All right, Well Joe, that was a buzzer right there,
So Lissa, let's get one right here.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
But the simple Disney Disney questioning have a magical banks?
Has Disney ever made an animated sex education film?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Oh? Yeah, and guess what happens when Pinocchio tells a lie?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
So you say, yes, Disney has Joe, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I'm gonna disagree again quite the whole thing to do,
but I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh you sure, you feel like it's the wrong thing
to do, but you're going to do it anyway. That's right, Okay,
get and I tried.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yes they have It was a sixteen minute film on
venereal disease.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Remember it was snow white and clappy.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
So Joe, lucky for you, we get you a consolation
prize there, buddy, A right, all right right, in the
first time.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
In a long time, our penalty box is officially full.
Bottom of the hour, top of your news.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Right on the other side, right, Glenn's gonna keep Randy's dog.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Ain't gonna.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Good morning. That's a bigture on the radio. Listen to
a bunch of dog lovers on the radio.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Is what you got here?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Jaggon's dogs Canal, She got one of them French bulldogs.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Cute as a button.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Though you're a Spanish name.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I know what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Like a cinnamon cinnamon nights?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
All right, Tayler and Yell's dogs. How long you got?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I got Nancy, Randy Pandy. They're Sophie Murphy and Rennie.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
All right, Sophie Murphy Randy. We have two.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
One is named uh Teddy and the other is named
Luna Teddy and Luna Teddy is a chapland sheep dog
and Luna is a choweeny Chihuahua WIENI dog.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Of course, I got pearl she's she's a mutt and
smartest and best dog ever. Had course many pearl I
got many pearls. She's like I can't believe she's like
eleven years old now man. Yeah, Pearl is like seventeen.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
It's amazing and she she you know many Pearl is.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Kind of like you don't what do you do now?
George was doing go chasing stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Her grandmam was South Carolina field trial champion.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Thing very much. But we're just not sure who the
dad that is.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
So she was free.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Well one day, when you got.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Somebody looking after your you need somebody trustworthy and somebody
who is committed, like when you got to go ahead
from Glynn on your answering machine.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Boy, did I.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Or indeed, I will be glad to see Burnded. Yes,
I will. I will look after him while you're gone.
I will make sure he has got plenty of water.
I will make sure he sleeps in the shade. He
can even come in and sleep with me while you're gone.
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I will take him to my bosom and I will
cherish him. While you are gone, he will not live
one lovely moment. Oh, you go right home and don't
worry about Burnded. I will take cure of him. He
can come in and eat at the table with me,
and I will take him to my bosom. I walk
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after him, I will cherish him. I will be his
best friend while you're gold. So don't worry about bund It.
He will be my dog for two days. Bless his heart.
He said, come here and sleep with me, and that
is I will sleep in the middle. Good bear about him.
I will take him to my bosom. I will look
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out to him that day. Yes, he will be look
where taken care of. Uh, yes he will. Don't worry
about him. One moment he will sleep with me, and
that this fire while gone. Uh so he will be
looked after him and I will feed him. I will
gee gee gee him and I will keep him uch
(11:40):
clear clue c clear water. I will put ice in
his water. Right, I will comb his hair. I will
bless his cheese. Yes, yes, yes, I will be glad
to will come to your dog, so don't worry about him.
One moment I will cherish him. We will take him
to our bo I will remark to room. So don't
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worry about Bundon. Just God, have a good time, have
a good time, say play man. Don't worry about mand It.
I will look back to him. Don't want me by
down for two days. Thank you for giving me this army,
for helping to bund It yes, your I will look
(12:25):
after him. Don't worry. Whatever you do, please don't worry.
I will look after her to take him to my boasom.
Don't worry about bed it. Go on, have a good time.
Thank you?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Now, what do you want to?
Speaker 10 (12:41):
Bandit is sitting there with his head cocked to one
side as he listens to the answers.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Don't leave me with him?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Good Monday morning, Big show is on the radio. Well,
a great little movie has made a big hit in
the crowded summer season. We put our best man on
it here to give us a scoop. It's our film critic,
Rabbi Myron Bergstein. Welcome back, Rabbi Shlomie Hobies. What's happening
John Boyant? So did you see that movie we told
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you about? I'm fine, Thanks, I'm sorry about that. So
how are you, Rabbi.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Tool right now? You always gotta get the right to
the stuff. Don't you never any small talk? Never ask
me I'm doing our's the family. You didn't even boy
to ask what happened to me like weekend? What happened
to you last weekend?
Speaker 11 (14:02):
Nothing?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Why do you ask? Can I talk about this movie?
You send me to an hour, please do.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's called Velma, It's actually called Thelma.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
Ah well, now it makes sense. I spent the whole
picture waiting for that butch girl with the big cans
from the Scoopy Doo Show to show up. I was
let me tell you something for nothing and probably Hollywood
should pay attention to this picture. No awake garbage, no
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political agenda, no Mexican snow white, just a great story
with great actors. It's about this little old lady on
the Rascal that gets scammed out of her money online
and now she takes to the streets of Los Angeles
to get her do back. I gotta tell you, she's
kind of easy. I'll take it anywhere I could get it.
(14:57):
But this movie also marks the last apparent but the
guy who played Shaft, and you know that cat Shaft
is a bad mother.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Shot your mouth, But I'm talking about Shaft. Weaken, dig it?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
See not?
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Isn't it nice when you play along sometimes your bastard?
Of course, I'm referring to the great actor, the late
Richard Nixon.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Roundtree, They're all round. What's your point? The actor is
Richard Rowntree.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
I thought that was the funny guy who thought he
was the human torch.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
That's Richard Prior.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
I thought that was the only straight guy Elizabeth Taylor
ever married. That's Richard Burton. I thought that was the
guy with the hamster in his butt.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That's Richard Year.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
I thought that was the guy who did all those
impressions that sounded the same.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's rich Little.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
I thought that was the gaily guy who made the
song about himself called Tody flu.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That's a little Richard.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Who the hell am I thinking of?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Richard Roundtree?
Speaker 7 (16:04):
Oi, what a dirty mouth on that?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
What are you think?
Speaker 7 (16:09):
Do I think? Don't do hard drugs. No one ever
basting the flames drinking the high Ball movie? Ah well,
what can I say? Five the five yamakas No. Six
one over? This is the greatest movie of the summer.
Sorry to your empty heads waiting for a kiddie pooling
the Wolfman movie. This is better. This is a movie
(16:31):
for smart people, people who think, people who don't need
they see stuff explode and blood and guts and boobies.
Well stocking too hasty on the movies, but you know
what I mean. This is class, this is style. So
if you're one of those guys, who's gonna talk all
the way through the picture. Don't be surprised if the
old guy behind you kicks you square on the back
(16:53):
when you're trying to pee in the pop one bucket.
You had it covering. My apologies to the woman setting
funny you. The smell comes out in the wash. God blace,
what have we do? See him that night?
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I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
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Boy be the Big Show?
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Carry on, drake people.
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Speaker 2 (19:38):
Why Dogs Are Better Than Men? Part two. Your dog
doesn't care how long it takes you to get ready.
Your dog wants to go with you wherever you go.
Your dog won't ask him won't ask you.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
To hit him a beer while you're up the funniest
one so far. I've screwed it up, man. That's where
the humor came from. It's your pain we're laughing at.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
When he comes from tagging man, you listen to this.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Your dog will never take your mechanical things apart and
then leave them in the middle of the floor. Your
dog doesn't expect you to like a song just because
he likes it. Your dog doesn't beat up another dog
if he sees you looking at it. Your dog doesn't
care if your skirt is too short when you leave
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the house.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Your dog doesn't care if your parents come to visit.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Your dog would never drink from the milk carton or
put the empty carton back in the refrigerator. You'll never
find your dog at a topless bar. Why dogs are
better than men. Well, when a dog has gas, he
doesn't blame it on a human. Dogs never complain about
having leftovers. If a dog gets boring, you can sell him.
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You can send a dog to a kennel when you
want to vacation alone. Dogs listen even though they don't understand.
After playing ball, dogs don't need a beer to relax.
Dogs don't like to watch sports on TV, and dogs
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couldn't care less about the remote control. Dogs don't whine
about being corrected in public. Dogs enjoy garbage day. You
can muzzle a dog that's too loud. A dog's fascination
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with memory glens usually ends when he's eight weeks old.
If a dog is a fact rat, at least he
buries his collection. If a dog won't stay home and
you can have him.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Neuter oots, that's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
They're the bonus. How dogs and men are the same.
Both take up too much space on the bed, and
both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, I think we covered battle alone this morning.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Then that's where that John won't Billy late Rogers podcast
had come in handy in case you missed her in
the earlier this morning. Okay, one eight hundred Big Show
is your toll free line across America. We'll get a
coup of contestant play worthy word next. Good morning, it's
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a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
We're on it.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Do you Monday?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Today's feature track for the Big Show, Big Box, Mister
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you can't get the We'll call you somebody.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
You want to play, we can make that happen to
like right now at everybody's head about the bed, the
wordy word and the worthy word.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Let's meet their contestants, who happened to be married to
each other.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Brad and e J from Haleyville, Georgia. Good morning, Brad
and e J. Morning morning, Harney.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
All welcomes, just tickle to have y'all playing some wordy
word with us. We get to go to boys against
the girls. I mean, oh, Brad, come on, we're gonna
he's women.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
They talk too much.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Knocking it up.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
All right, Well, e J, you relax and let's see
what me and your hub can put on the board.
All right, brad Our first thirty seventies, Okay, I getting ready. Marcy,
you're up there and got it up there alright?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Will you all right? Start the cluck now? Not a branch,
A small strinkle of water is what a drip?
Speaker 6 (24:34):
No?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
The outside it's a ditch. It runs down the Bradley's
Bradley's what it's a it's not a river, it's not
a little branch.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
It's a what freak? Yes, h rhymes with it. Your
fawcet will drip and rhymes with it. We faucet.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
You have a have a what?
Speaker 8 (24:57):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I'm wow? What did did he get it? Did he
say it?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
I don't know what you say?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
What you say, Brad?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I said?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Drill said, drill? Drill rip? What was the word that
I can't remember?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Man?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Okay? And Bradley's creek? Where'd you hear that?
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Did get it?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Like bread?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Like?
Speaker 5 (25:27):
I just stuck? I just stuck it once a while.
The word I mean, you know, I know I want
to say, reach it bad Brad I was talking about
the women, all right, j and Tayter. All right, here's
first thirty seconds, right, you're begging up on that last one.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Ready go you have a small gas blank where you
can start to smell it. Laate yes rhymes with it.
Uh a year ro you know that's all? What kind
of food?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Great?
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
A duck has one of these? Uh yes, all right,
rhymes with it. If you like kids, they're not supposed
to have the candy. They'll do this to get it.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Nat yes, ma'am, rhymes with it. This is your your breaks.
Make this noise creak, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
All right, all right, good, I'm going to push five board, yes,
a five.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
We'll try to talk more.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
They have some weird ducks over at Bradley Creek, don't yeh,
ducks with with with not with bills, but with their deeps.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Can you get it?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
All right, brad come on.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Man, I'm on trying not to see us up, and
let's see if we can get some points. We're down
by four right now, okay, we can do it. Well,
of course we can't sto the clock.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Now to see how much money you have in your
checking account? You check the.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yes, uh huh uh blank blank, who's there? Yes, uh
huh A welcome blank out by your door step on
the yes, uh huh the blank panther, Peter sellers the blank, yes,
uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Well, why don't you go take off in the mountains?
Go take off, you tell somebody? Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
This is like, all right, hey, I'm bad, not bad.
Five on that one, a total of six. But dog gone, girls,
all you need is one to tie and two will
win it.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Yeah, all right, we'll try it.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Let's try to sneak upon them.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Ready to go.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Hey, uh, penicillin is classified as this kind of drug, yes, ma'am.
If you up bottom blank top click click click, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
That's the wind. No man, Oh god, that brad I
stunk it up on our side, buddy, But you can
try again anytime, as soon as your wife will let you.
Jay that work, Jay, that's my boy. Good morning b
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shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Ready, I was trying to come up with Dawson's creek,
uh for the creek thing, but actually Bradley's creek. I
was thinking of Bradley's marina. Oh that that's the rightful beach.
You can't control what jumps in your head sometimes.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I'm looking at water, there's a creek. Oh, there's a marina. Idiot.
Isn't that the guy that told you quit playing with
your dingy?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
All right, let's move on in. Let's get on with
our lives. Bet requests on our Monday Morning From Kevin
Moore out of Florida, South Carolina. Kevin says, let's hear
Marvin Webster. He always makes me think. You gotta Kevin
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Speaker 1 (29:37):
Good Morning's will make sew on the radio. It is
Bradley Creek, Marina. By the way, Please let me.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
Let it go.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I wish I would just let it go, but I can't.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
All right, here you go, bet requests for this Monday morning,
Kevin Moore out of Florida, South Carolina.
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Speaker 11 (30:00):
Is Facebook spying on you? Yes, but it's probably not
what you think. On this edition of Tech Talk. It
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A friend of yours tells you about his new car.
You mentioned you just saw the new Hyundai Sonata and
you think it looks surprisingly good. When you get home
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and check your Facebook feed later that day, you see
an online ad for the new Hyundai Sonata. You didn't
mention it to anybody except the guy at work, and
he hasn't mentioned it to anybody else, So obviously Facebook
must have been listening in on your conversation at the
coffeemaker at work, right, Well, not exactly. And here's why
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Facebook has almost three billion active users. That is a
lot of conversations to eavesdrop on. Do the people at
Facebook have time to listen to all of them every day.
Know they do not, so you think, aha, maybe Siri
was listening. Maybe Alexa told them, Well, computers are very
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good at eavesdropping. They don't need to eat, or sleep
or take a bathroom break, so they can have their
ears on twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Three sixty five.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
But there are not enough computers in the whole world
to listen to every boring ass conversation that three billion
people have during the day. And you know what, they
don't need to listen in. Here's why Facebook puts something
called cookies on your computer. What it is is a
(31:39):
little piece of computer code that keeps track of everything
you do online, even when you are not on Facebook.
They know every name on your friend's list, every website
you go to, every ad you click on, every show
you watch on TV, every call you make on your smartphone.
Multiply that by three billion. That is a whole lot
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of info about what people like. So Facebook basically has
a full report on what you do all day, every day.
How did they get it, Well, that's the funny part.
You gave it to her. You not only uploaded pictures
of all your family and friends. You said, oh, and
here let me tag the names on those for you.
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And here's a picture of what I ate at last
night's restaurant too. So to answer your question, the good
news is Facebook is not actually listening in on your conversations.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
The bad news is they don't need to. They have
so much intel on you.
Speaker 11 (32:41):
They knew you were going to mention the Hyundai Sonata
at work before you did. And the really bad news
is there's a good chance the salesman at the Hyundai
place knows it now too, so you know, good luck
with that. And that's a wrap for this edition of
Tech Talk Time. This is Marvin Website.
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Oh bye.
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A couple more minutes here on the broadcast in the
Big Show. Up next John Won Billy lay Risers podcast.
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By Doll Monday.
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Now our feature track for the Big Show bit bock
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Thank you John Bowie, give me the beat. Hello boys
and girls. This is your slightly creepy old pal, mister Rubarb.
With another edition of This Week in History. Forty years
ago this week, the Apollo eleven spacecraft took three astronauts
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on a two hundred and forty thousand mile journey to
man's first landing on the surface of.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
The Mean What the mean?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Did he say that the Mean Mean?
Speaker 13 (34:20):
Neil Armstrong and Edwin buzz Aldrin made the very first
meanwhalk on July twentieth, nineteen sixty nine, a good fifteen
years before Michael Jackson started doing it. Since Apollo eleven
return to Earth, the Humble Neil Armstrong has gone out.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Of his way to avoid the spotlight of the media.
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Meanwhile, buzz Aldrin gives frequent interviews, has written two books,
and once punched a guy in the head for saying
the memelanding was a faith It's fair to say Buzz
likes being in the spotlight. His outgoing nature has been
good for him, but it's made life difficult for his
younger brother, Oscar Winky Audrey Buzz got his boyhood nickname
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from his short haircut. Winky got his nickname after being
hitting the head with a fastball during the little league
baseball game. This left him with a slight twitch in
his left eye. Winky grew up in the shadow of
his brother. This became even more of a problem once
Buzz returned from the Mean At family reunions, people would
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come up to Winky and say things like, Wow, I
guess you're really proud of your big brother.
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By the way, what's with your eye?
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Twinky ran a small machine shop in the Aldron's hometown
of Montclair, New Jersey. He was also an avid golfer.
One day in nineteen seventy nine, he found himself on
the golf course without his putter and was forced to
use a pitching wedge instead. This gave him an idea.
Winky went back to his machine shop and made a
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custom golf club. The head was held in place by
a small nut that looked a little like a bumblebee.
In one position, the club was a standard putter, but
one click of the bumblebee shaped nut changed the angle
of the club head and it became a very accurate
sand wedge. Anytime Winky would pull it out of his bag,
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his friends would all ask where they could get one too,
So he started a company called Winky Golf and sold
his special club to pro shops across America. Thirty years later,
Winky Golf has annual sales of over twenty million dollars,
making Oscar Aldron a very rich man and finally moving
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him out of the shadow of his famous brother Buzz.
So today we salute Oscar Winky Aldron, inventor of the
world famous be nut Putt, are saying win.
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For this week in history. This is mister Rubart saying,
this is mister Rubarb. Have a beach and summer and
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Here's your days you own tomorrow. Love you made it
Here we go. Why dogs are better than women.
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Hard water dogs don't cry. Dogs love it when your
friends come over. Dogs don't expect you to call when
you're running late. The later you are, the more excited
dogs are to see you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah.
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Dogs will forgive you.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Okay for playing with other dogs. Dogs don't notice if
you call them by another dog's name.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah.
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If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on
the floor.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. Dogs
never need to examine the relationship.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
A dog's parents never visit.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Dogs do not hate their bodies.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
No dog ever bought a Kenny g or Hooty and
the Blowfish album. No dog ever put on a hundred
pounds after reaching adulthood. Hey, wait a minute. Dogs agree
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that you have to raise your voice to get your
bori gras.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Dogs don't worry about.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Dogs like to do their snooking outside, as opposed to
in your wallet desk in the back of your sock droll.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts. Dogs seldom outlive you. Dogs
can't talk dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. You never
(02:29):
have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And finally, dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Are you having trouble at home? No, I'm thinking about
getting another dog?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yes, yeah, I didn't think that would sit well.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, seventh grade humor, I get it.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Alright, Well, let's get Tanya over here and try to
play with her. We're gonna beat the blood. What eight
hundred big show you told free line. We'll get a
contestant and play next.
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Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
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Runner to your Monday at Jula twenty second. Today's feature
track for the Big Show, Big Box, mister rub Arms,
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and everything we had last week back in nineteen sixty nine.
Winky Alder sand Wedge Keywordwinkie at the Big Show dot
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com and you take out on their contest but you
can't get through. We'll call you something awed to play.
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That may be beat the Blonde. You most popular content
next to worthy word.
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That's all I need to know.
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You got it, baby.
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Let's meet their contestant Joe from Saint Clarksville, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Good morning, Joey. All right, Joe, what a deal here.
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We're gonna ask Marcy some questions. She will answer to
the best of her abilities. We're assuming do you agree
or disagree? Two bells for two buzzers? You got a
big old fishing cycles prize pack. All right, all right,
Marcy Is. In a recent podcast interview, Elon Musk said
(04:54):
he had taken lessons in something and claims to be
quite good at it at what.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Counting to forty four point nine billion, twenty four billion,
nine hundred seventy two billion, three hundred.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
He got the money.
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He thinks of himself as a fighter, A fighter he
trained in in jiu jitsu.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
He trained in jiu jitsu.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
He took lessons in jiu.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Jitsu, jujitsu.
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Both of you, bless you.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
I'm gonna Jackie go get that breathalyzer.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
My coffee bag over here?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Yeah, Joe fighting jiu jitsu specifically, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I disagree? And wow, no, he is It was jiu jitsu.
Remember he was gonna fight but one another knucker Berg. Yeah,
the guy from bir Yeah, the guy from facing Zugerberg.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Yeah, I was over they would he goes a musk
and I'm telling his orangeby that must got just wow.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You floor with Zuckerberg rhyme absolutely no out about it. Okay,
let's put money on it working out. That never really happened, though,
did it?
Speaker 6 (06:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Those dog gone billionaire brawling?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
All right, Well Joe, that was a buzzer right there,
So Lissa, let's get one right here.
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But the simple Disney Disney questioning have a magical banks?
Has Disney ever made an animated sex education film?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Oh? Yeah, and guess what happens when Pinocchio tells a lie?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
So you say, yes, Disney has Joe, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I'm gonna disagree again quite the whole thing to do,
but I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh you sure, you feel like it's the wrong thing
to do, but you're going to do it anyway. That's right, Okay,
get and I tried.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yes they have It was a sixteen minute film on
venereal disease.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah.
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Remember it was snow white and clappy.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
So Joe, lucky for you, we get you a consolation
prize there, buddy, A right, all right right, in the
first time.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
In a long time, our penalty box is officially full.
Bottom of the hour, top of your news.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Right on the other side, right, Glenn's gonna keep Randy's dog.
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Ain't gonna.
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Good morning. That's a bigture on the radio. Listen to
a bunch of dog lovers on the radio.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Is what you got here?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Jaggon's dogs Canal, She got one of them French bulldogs.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Cute as a button.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Though you're a Spanish name.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I know what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Like a cinnamon cinnamon nights?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
All right, Tayler and Yell's dogs. How long you got?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I got Nancy, Randy Pandy. They're Sophie Murphy and Rennie.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
All right, Sophie Murphy Randy. We have two.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
One is named uh Teddy and the other is named
Luna Teddy and Luna Teddy is a chapland sheep dog
and Luna is a choweeny Chihuahua WIENI dog.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Of course, I got pearl she's she's a mutt and
smartest and best dog ever. Had course many pearl I
got many pearls. She's like I can't believe she's like
eleven years old now man. Yeah, Pearl is like seventeen.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
It's amazing and she she you know many Pearl is.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Kind of like you don't what do you do now?
George was doing go chasing stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Her grandmam was South Carolina field trial champion.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Thing very much. But we're just not sure who the
dad that is.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
So she was free.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Well one day, when you got.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Somebody looking after your you need somebody trustworthy and somebody
who is committed, like when you got to go ahead
from Glynn on your answering machine.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Boy, did I.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Or indeed, I will be glad to see Burnded. Yes,
I will. I will look after him while you're gone.
I will make sure he has got plenty of water.
I will make sure he sleeps in the shade. He
can even come in and sleep with me while you're gone.
(10:35):
I will take him to my bosom and I will
cherish him. While you are gone, he will not live
one lovely moment. Oh, you go right home and don't
worry about Burnded. I will take cure of him. He
can come in and eat at the table with me,
and I will take him to my bosom. I walk
(10:57):
after him, I will cherish him. I will be his
best friend while you're gold. So don't worry about bund It.
He will be my dog for two days. Bless his heart.
He said, come here and sleep with me, and that
is I will sleep in the middle. Good bear about him.
I will take him to my bosom. I will look
(11:20):
out to him that day. Yes, he will be look
where taken care of. Uh, yes he will. Don't worry
about him. One moment he will sleep with me, and
that this fire while gone. Uh so he will be
looked after him and I will feed him. I will
gee gee gee him and I will keep him uch
(11:40):
clear clue c clear water. I will put ice in
his water. Right, I will comb his hair. I will
bless his cheese. Yes, yes, yes, I will be glad
to will come to your dog, so don't worry about him.
One moment I will cherish him. We will take him
to our bo I will remark to room. So don't
(12:03):
worry about Bundon. Just God, have a good time, have
a good time, say play man. Don't worry about mand It.
I will look back to him. Don't want me by
down for two days. Thank you for giving me this army,
for helping to bund It yes, your I will look
(12:25):
after him. Don't worry. Whatever you do, please don't worry.
I will look after her to take him to my boasom.
Don't worry about bed it. Go on, have a good time.
Thank you?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Now, what do you want to?
Speaker 10 (12:41):
Bandit is sitting there with his head cocked to one
side as he listens to the answers.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Don't leave me with him?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Good Monday morning, Big show is on the radio. Well,
a great little movie has made a big hit in
the crowded summer season. We put our best man on
it here to give us a scoop. It's our film critic,
Rabbi Myron Bergstein. Welcome back, Rabbi Shlomie Hobies. What's happening
John Boyant? So did you see that movie we told
(13:42):
you about? I'm fine, Thanks, I'm sorry about that. So
how are you, Rabbi.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Tool right now? You always gotta get the right to
the stuff. Don't you never any small talk? Never ask
me I'm doing our's the family. You didn't even boy
to ask what happened to me like weekend? What happened
to you last weekend?
Speaker 11 (14:02):
Nothing?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Why do you ask? Can I talk about this movie?
You send me to an hour, please do.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's called Velma, It's actually called Thelma.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
Ah well, now it makes sense. I spent the whole
picture waiting for that butch girl with the big cans
from the Scoopy Doo Show to show up. I was
let me tell you something for nothing and probably Hollywood
should pay attention to this picture. No awake garbage, no
(14:33):
political agenda, no Mexican snow white, just a great story
with great actors. It's about this little old lady on
the Rascal that gets scammed out of her money online
and now she takes to the streets of Los Angeles
to get her do back. I gotta tell you, she's
kind of easy. I'll take it anywhere I could get it.
(14:57):
But this movie also marks the last apparent but the
guy who played Shaft, and you know that cat Shaft
is a bad mother.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Shot your mouth, But I'm talking about Shaft. Weaken, dig it?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
See not?
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Isn't it nice when you play along sometimes your bastard?
Of course, I'm referring to the great actor, the late
Richard Nixon.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Roundtree, They're all round. What's your point? The actor is
Richard Rowntree.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
I thought that was the funny guy who thought he
was the human torch.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
That's Richard Prior.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
I thought that was the only straight guy Elizabeth Taylor
ever married. That's Richard Burton. I thought that was the
guy with the hamster in his butt.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That's Richard Year.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
I thought that was the guy who did all those
impressions that sounded the same.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's rich Little.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
I thought that was the gaily guy who made the
song about himself called Tody flu.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That's a little Richard.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Who the hell am I thinking of?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Richard Roundtree?
Speaker 7 (16:04):
Oi, what a dirty mouth on that?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
What are you think?
Speaker 7 (16:09):
Do I think? Don't do hard drugs. No one ever
basting the flames drinking the high Ball movie? Ah well,
what can I say? Five the five yamakas No. Six
one over? This is the greatest movie of the summer.
Sorry to your empty heads waiting for a kiddie pooling
the Wolfman movie. This is better. This is a movie
(16:31):
for smart people, people who think, people who don't need
they see stuff explode and blood and guts and boobies.
Well stocking too hasty on the movies, but you know
what I mean. This is class, this is style. So
if you're one of those guys, who's gonna talk all
the way through the picture. Don't be surprised if the
old guy behind you kicks you square on the back
(16:53):
when you're trying to pee in the pop one bucket.
You had it covering. My apologies to the woman setting
funny you. The smell comes out in the wash. God blace,
what have we do? See him that night?
Speaker 12 (17:06):
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John Boy, Big big shows. Picky on, Matthew, Oh, Marcel,
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(17:27):
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I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known as did John.
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Boy be the Big Show?
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Carry on, drake people.
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you Monday July or twenty a second, then we got
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I had to miss a minute of it, well really
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Anybody that listens to the podcast knows that I take
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Speaker 2 (19:38):
Why Dogs Are Better Than Men? Part two. Your dog
doesn't care how long it takes you to get ready.
Your dog wants to go with you wherever you go.
Your dog won't ask him won't ask you.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
To hit him a beer while you're up the funniest
one so far. I've screwed it up, man. That's where
the humor came from. It's your pain we're laughing at.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
When he comes from tagging man, you listen to this.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Your dog will never take your mechanical things apart and
then leave them in the middle of the floor. Your
dog doesn't expect you to like a song just because
he likes it. Your dog doesn't beat up another dog
if he sees you looking at it. Your dog doesn't
care if your skirt is too short when you leave
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the house.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Your dog doesn't care if your parents come to visit.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Your dog would never drink from the milk carton or
put the empty carton back in the refrigerator. You'll never
find your dog at a topless bar. Why dogs are
better than men. Well, when a dog has gas, he
doesn't blame it on a human. Dogs never complain about
having leftovers. If a dog gets boring, you can sell him.
(21:03):
You can send a dog to a kennel when you
want to vacation alone. Dogs listen even though they don't understand.
After playing ball, dogs don't need a beer to relax.
Dogs don't like to watch sports on TV, and dogs
(21:24):
couldn't care less about the remote control. Dogs don't whine
about being corrected in public. Dogs enjoy garbage day. You
can muzzle a dog that's too loud. A dog's fascination
(21:44):
with memory glens usually ends when he's eight weeks old.
If a dog is a fact rat, at least he
buries his collection. If a dog won't stay home and
you can have him.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Neuter oots, that's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
They're the bonus. How dogs and men are the same.
Both take up too much space on the bed, and
both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, I think we covered battle alone this morning.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Then that's where that John won't Billy late Rogers podcast
had come in handy in case you missed her in
the earlier this morning. Okay, one eight hundred Big Show
is your toll free line across America. We'll get a
coup of contestant play worthy word next. Good morning, it's
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a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
We're on it.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Do you Monday?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Today's feature track for the Big Show, Big Box, Mister
Roubart's story Time, Winky Aldrons, sand Wedge. Search for keyword
winky when you hit the big box at the Big
Show dot Com. Also click out on their contest one
you can't get the We'll call you somebody.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
You want to play, we can make that happen to
like right now at everybody's head about the bed, the
wordy word and the worthy word.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Let's meet their contestants, who happened to be married to
each other.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Brad and e J from Haleyville, Georgia. Good morning, Brad
and e J. Morning morning, Harney.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
All welcomes, just tickle to have y'all playing some wordy
word with us. We get to go to boys against
the girls. I mean, oh, Brad, come on, we're gonna
he's women.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
They talk too much.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Knocking it up.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
All right, Well, e J, you relax and let's see
what me and your hub can put on the board.
All right, brad Our first thirty seventies, Okay, I getting ready. Marcy,
you're up there and got it up there alright?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Will you all right? Start the cluck now? Not a branch,
A small strinkle of water is what a drip?
Speaker 6 (24:34):
No?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
The outside it's a ditch. It runs down the Bradley's
Bradley's what it's a it's not a river, it's not
a little branch.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
It's a what freak? Yes, h rhymes with it. Your
fawcet will drip and rhymes with it. We faucet.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
You have a have a what?
Speaker 8 (24:57):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I'm wow? What did did he get it? Did he
say it?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
I don't know what you say?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
What you say, Brad?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I said?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Drill said, drill? Drill rip? What was the word that
I can't remember?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Man?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Okay? And Bradley's creek? Where'd you hear that?
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Did get it?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Like bread?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Like?
Speaker 5 (25:27):
I just stuck? I just stuck it once a while.
The word I mean, you know, I know I want
to say, reach it bad Brad I was talking about
the women, all right, j and Tayter. All right, here's
first thirty seconds, right, you're begging up on that last one.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Ready go you have a small gas blank where you
can start to smell it. Laate yes rhymes with it.
Uh a year ro you know that's all? What kind
of food?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Great?
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
A duck has one of these? Uh yes, all right,
rhymes with it. If you like kids, they're not supposed
to have the candy. They'll do this to get it.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Nat yes, ma'am, rhymes with it. This is your your breaks.
Make this noise creak, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
All right, all right, good, I'm going to push five board, yes,
a five.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
We'll try to talk more.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
They have some weird ducks over at Bradley Creek, don't yeh,
ducks with with with not with bills, but with their deeps.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Can you get it?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
All right, brad come on.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Man, I'm on trying not to see us up, and
let's see if we can get some points. We're down
by four right now, okay, we can do it. Well,
of course we can't sto the clock.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Now to see how much money you have in your
checking account? You check the.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yes, uh huh uh blank blank, who's there? Yes, uh
huh A welcome blank out by your door step on
the yes, uh huh the blank panther, Peter sellers the blank, yes,
uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Well, why don't you go take off in the mountains?
Go take off, you tell somebody? Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
This is like, all right, hey, I'm bad, not bad.
Five on that one, a total of six. But dog gone, girls,
all you need is one to tie and two will
win it.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Yeah, all right, we'll try it.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Let's try to sneak upon them.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Ready to go.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Hey, uh, penicillin is classified as this kind of drug, yes, ma'am.
If you up bottom blank top click click click, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
That's the wind. No man, Oh god, that brad I
stunk it up on our side, buddy, But you can
try again anytime, as soon as your wife will let you.
Jay that work, Jay, that's my boy. Good morning b
(28:31):
shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Ready, I was trying to come up with Dawson's creek,
uh for the creek thing, but actually Bradley's creek. I
was thinking of Bradley's marina. Oh that that's the rightful beach.
You can't control what jumps in your head sometimes.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I'm looking at water, there's a creek. Oh, there's a marina. Idiot.
Isn't that the guy that told you quit playing with
your dingy?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
All right, let's move on in. Let's get on with
our lives. Bet requests on our Monday Morning From Kevin
Moore out of Florida, South Carolina. Kevin says, let's hear
Marvin Webster. He always makes me think. You gotta Kevin
coming up next.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Good Morning's will make sew on the radio. It is
Bradley Creek, Marina. By the way, Please let me.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
Let it go.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I wish I would just let it go, but I can't.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
All right, here you go, bet requests for this Monday morning,
Kevin Moore out of Florida, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Is I brow on call for you?
Speaker 11 (30:00):
Is Facebook spying on you? Yes, but it's probably not
what you think. On this edition of Tech Talk. It
happens all the time. You're at the coffeemaker at work.
A friend of yours tells you about his new car.
You mentioned you just saw the new Hyundai Sonata and
you think it looks surprisingly good. When you get home
(30:23):
and check your Facebook feed later that day, you see
an online ad for the new Hyundai Sonata. You didn't
mention it to anybody except the guy at work, and
he hasn't mentioned it to anybody else, So obviously Facebook
must have been listening in on your conversation at the
coffeemaker at work, right, Well, not exactly. And here's why
(30:47):
Facebook has almost three billion active users. That is a
lot of conversations to eavesdrop on. Do the people at
Facebook have time to listen to all of them every day.
Know they do not, so you think, aha, maybe Siri
was listening. Maybe Alexa told them, Well, computers are very
(31:09):
good at eavesdropping. They don't need to eat, or sleep
or take a bathroom break, so they can have their
ears on twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Three sixty five.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
But there are not enough computers in the whole world
to listen to every boring ass conversation that three billion
people have during the day. And you know what, they
don't need to listen in. Here's why Facebook puts something
called cookies on your computer. What it is is a
(31:39):
little piece of computer code that keeps track of everything
you do online, even when you are not on Facebook.
They know every name on your friend's list, every website
you go to, every ad you click on, every show
you watch on TV, every call you make on your smartphone.
Multiply that by three billion. That is a whole lot
(32:01):
of info about what people like. So Facebook basically has
a full report on what you do all day, every day.
How did they get it, Well, that's the funny part.
You gave it to her. You not only uploaded pictures
of all your family and friends. You said, oh, and
here let me tag the names on those for you.
(32:24):
And here's a picture of what I ate at last
night's restaurant too. So to answer your question, the good
news is Facebook is not actually listening in on your conversations.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
The bad news is they don't need to. They have
so much intel on you.
Speaker 11 (32:41):
They knew you were going to mention the Hyundai Sonata
at work before you did. And the really bad news
is there's a good chance the salesman at the Hyundai
place knows it now too, so you know, good luck
with that. And that's a wrap for this edition of
Tech Talk Time. This is Marvin Website.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Oh bye.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
A couple more minutes here on the broadcast in the
Big Show. Up next John Won Billy lay Risers podcast.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
By Doll Monday.
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Now our feature track for the Big Show bit bock
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You John Wonmilly album keyword is winky. This is mister Rubarb.
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Thank you John Bowie, give me the beat. Hello boys
and girls. This is your slightly creepy old pal, mister Rubarb.
With another edition of This Week in History. Forty years
ago this week, the Apollo eleven spacecraft took three astronauts
(34:08):
on a two hundred and forty thousand mile journey to
man's first landing on the surface of.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
The Mean What the mean?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Did he say that the Mean Mean?
Speaker 13 (34:20):
Neil Armstrong and Edwin buzz Aldrin made the very first
meanwhalk on July twentieth, nineteen sixty nine, a good fifteen
years before Michael Jackson started doing it. Since Apollo eleven
return to Earth, the Humble Neil Armstrong has gone out.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Of his way to avoid the spotlight of the media.
Speaker 13 (34:43):
Meanwhile, buzz Aldrin gives frequent interviews, has written two books,
and once punched a guy in the head for saying
the memelanding was a faith It's fair to say Buzz
likes being in the spotlight. His outgoing nature has been
good for him, but it's made life difficult for his
younger brother, Oscar Winky Audrey Buzz got his boyhood nickname
(35:10):
from his short haircut. Winky got his nickname after being
hitting the head with a fastball during the little league
baseball game. This left him with a slight twitch in
his left eye. Winky grew up in the shadow of
his brother. This became even more of a problem once
Buzz returned from the Mean At family reunions, people would
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come up to Winky and say things like, Wow, I
guess you're really proud of your big brother.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
By the way, what's with your eye?
Speaker 13 (35:42):
Twinky ran a small machine shop in the Aldron's hometown
of Montclair, New Jersey. He was also an avid golfer.
One day in nineteen seventy nine, he found himself on
the golf course without his putter and was forced to
use a pitching wedge instead. This gave him an idea.
Winky went back to his machine shop and made a
(36:04):
custom golf club. The head was held in place by
a small nut that looked a little like a bumblebee.
In one position, the club was a standard putter, but
one click of the bumblebee shaped nut changed the angle
of the club head and it became a very accurate
sand wedge. Anytime Winky would pull it out of his bag,
(36:26):
his friends would all ask where they could get one too,
So he started a company called Winky Golf and sold
his special club to pro shops across America. Thirty years later,
Winky Golf has annual sales of over twenty million dollars,
making Oscar Aldron a very rich man and finally moving
(36:48):
him out of the shadow of his famous brother Buzz.
So today we salute Oscar Winky Aldron, inventor of the
world famous be nut Putt, are saying win.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
For this week in history. This is mister Rubart saying,
this is mister Rubarb. Have a beach and summer and
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