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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning. The Big Show's on the radio on our
video today eating a forest scorpion stuffered and it looks
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Cam?
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Alapaha? Last funnier? Well, were you listening to the Big
Show out of.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
I'll listen to the podcast okay, on.
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The podcast awesome, I was. I didn't know if that
was near down there one of my Georgia stations.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
So you're not even hearing this till sometime around lunch.
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win this prize pot Well.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Movie theaters in some states are poised to reopen over
the next few weeks, but with most of the big
summertime films already shifted to dates either later this year,
year or early next year. What movies are people going
to be watching when theaters do reopen. Well, it might
be something you already know is a good movie, because
(02:11):
several major studios are re releasing big screen versions of
some of their popular box office classics. We're talking movies
like Jaws, Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone and Back
to the Future. These are the kind of movies that
haven't been seen on the big screen in a long time,
and it's a very different experience. And here's more good news.
You might actually save some money at the ticket booth too.
(02:34):
The studios are taking a way smaller bite of the
box office money than they normally do on this deal,
which means theaters could set ticket prices as low as
two to five dollars a pop. Wow, Jaws, Harry Potter,
and Back to the Future are safe bets to draw
big crowds, of course, But at the other end of
(02:54):
the scale, there are few films that are going to
be offered that people might not really be in the
mood to say, see you right now because of current events.
In fact, the movie at the very bottom of the
early sales chart right now is a contagion b outbreak
or c Batman returns from Wuhan with a dry, crackling cough.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I think I might have to take sea on that way.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
They want to do a Batman.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
He can.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
When it worked out how hay Bo Outdoors prize pack
is headed down to you in Georgia. So well, listen this.
You listened this afternoon to find out if you really
wanting to relate to Surprise.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
It'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
A Kim, We appreciate you, baby, I appreciate you by
the way they I were time at the top of
your news. All right, more fun with big Al big
Al doing the lunch menu after this. Good morning. It's
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a big show on the radio. Monday, May eighteenth. Well,
we know National Armed Forces Day is sometime around here.
Looking at Saturday, it was Saturday. It was Saturday, okay,
all right, because we was talking about Dad. Tator looked
it up. Doesn't usually does a wonderful job on me
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on facts. Fine, usually was it it was two ninety.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
Seventeen.
Speaker 9 (05:17):
Now I know it's always the third Saturday of men,
the third Saturday of May.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Okay, yet you haven't called her on it all morning.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
We got catch it up, gave us some time to
look back at the supporting our troops and the way
we do.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
They really fought for a different army anyway, So maybe
maybe it's out there.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I love the Tie is a long time big show.
Listeners will remember, Well, you hear about Quad tom and O'bay.
How bad we're treating the prisoners, you know, our enemies.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Yeah, are the ones they arrested on the battlefield.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, one oh. Liberal US senator compared it to Nazi
concentration camps.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
Well.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
The focus of a press conference by the chairman of
the House Armed Services Committee looked at the kind of
food served at the US Naval prison Tomino'bay, Cuba Club
get MO get X ray they also called Representative Duncan
Hunter at California showed off some GETMO prison rations and
(06:31):
supplied details of a typical Sunday menu. Orange glazed chicken,
fresh fruit, steamed peas and mushrooms and rice pea laws.
Oh there you go, just like the Nazis used to serve. Right,
Mister Hunter says, we treat them very well. They have
never eaten better. Well, two hot meals a day are
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prepared for the prisoners in the same kitchens has served
us troops of the naval base. Pork and shellfish are
off the menu because we wouldn't want to, you know,
hurt their religious reasons, make them eat something, send them
to hell. That's all I do is serve them fish.
Popular Gemo dishes include curried eggs, ten Dory, baked chicken Wow,
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and lionaise rice. Breakfast typically includes dates and honey man.
How do they survive? The Pentagon budget's two point five
million dollars per year for feeding them, which works out
to twelve dollars and sixty eight cents per person per day.
And you compare that meals in federal prisons that house
(07:40):
our convicts h two dollars seventy eight cents a day.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
So there's been like six times more on these guys,
more on our enemy prisoners.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
What in the wine? Though, Prisoners consider to be well
behaved or low security risk are allowed to serve themselves
around open air picnic tables in the detention.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Another classic old Nazi trick.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, go have a picnic, man, Do you have any sunscreen?
We thought we'd find out more about what they're serving
at GITMO. We got a number. I don't know who
got this. We'll just keep it private. They said not
to say the information line at the Camp x Ray cafeteria.
(08:23):
All right, they got the number right here in phone.
How bad we're treating these guys here, this.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Is your lunchman. You force Camp x Ray at Guantanamo
pay for the week of July eighteenth.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
I'm big al Qaeda, and I'm big al Jazeira and weird.
Speaker 11 (08:43):
They get more lunchman, you Missday Honey roasted chicken, rice.
Speaker 12 (08:50):
Pelove season, Lentis road.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
And a Piza roll.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Tuesday lemon, pepper fish, steamed broccoli, pinto beans, fruit and
the pea rolls.
Speaker 12 (09:07):
Wednesday spit roasted beef, kebab, black eyed peas, homes cassrole
fruit and a pea roll.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Thursday glaize chicken, peas and carrots, fruit.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
And the Peter roll.
Speaker 12 (09:29):
Friday, build your own Earo bar your choice chicken, beef
or soatin jack, blast.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
The fruit and a garlic Peter roll.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
If you've built up in a snack Creddit for rolling
over on your crazy suicide bombing friends back home, the
candy racket. The Gitmo canteen now has.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Skittles, c big Alcada and.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Reminding you it's time to turn so you don't burn.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Good morning big shows on the radio. They settle back
and enjoy.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Hey, what's up, Due? What's crack a Lacon? I'm taking
your jam tacom, y'all like I'm still at home, kind
of taking it easy, Zach says, all I do is
sit on my butt in front of the TV. I
(11:02):
call it sheltering. Itally really gives you a lot of
time to think about stuff. Y'all. Want to hear something
on it, y'all is so cool. I'm thinking. The only
thing that's certain of these uncertain times is the way
(11:24):
every TV commercial tells you how uncertain the times are, y'ah.
Commercials are different lately, right. They used to say stuff like,
hey dude, buy a Toyota. Now it's like, hey dude,
you know things are messed up right now, so buy
(11:46):
a Toyota and then make you wear a mask at
the grocery store out. But it's helped me out a lot.
For one thing. I already remember to buy a mouthwash
now when I'm out the grocery car. You know the
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biggest thing I messed about eating in a restaurant. That
part where I don't have to clean up to catch
it after dinner stinks. Now, I just got my stimulus
check in the mill. You know what, I'm gonna buy
a bunch of baby chickens. And it's a little thing
(12:28):
I like to call money for nothing and chicks freeze,
all right? Ever noticed women with big boobs are way
more popular than men with big You know who made
(12:50):
the greatest shark tank you'll ever? The guy that talked
a bunch of billionaires into doing a TV show where
they give away their money. You know who really hates
finting a hair in their mouths? A bald guy. He's like,
(13:17):
where did this come from?
Speaker 10 (13:19):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (13:20):
No, y'all heard about that thing grown up saw where
every kid like gets a trophy. You know who really
wins when they do that? The guy that selles trophy.
Disney World can like take a picture of you on
(13:42):
a roller coaster going seventy miles an hour, So I
howked on the security camera? I can't get a good
picture of a bank robber that's just standing there in
the bank. Hey geez, all right, was the last one
that I gotta take?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Making them?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
You know, I so many people that win the lottery
suck at handling money, because you know, people that suck
at handling money are the ones that buy all the lottery. Goodlie,
I was just thinking about it. Yeah, standing in line
to buy a lottery. Yeah right, I exage it for now.
(14:26):
Y'all keep rackets. I'll keep thinking later, dude.
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Speaker 1 (16:11):
Morning, the big shows on the radio for you Monday
and May the eighteenth, ham on the birthday of the day.
Who he is sharing one with on the celebrity birthday
The median writer Tina Faith Saturday Night Live thirty Rock
is fifty years old today. Now, is that guy that's
(16:32):
on her with a guy go commercials? Planner or mother
in law? Is that a real life boyfriend?
Speaker 5 (16:38):
No?
Speaker 8 (16:38):
No, no, no, that's Mayhem that's in all of those commercials.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, yeah, Mayhem.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Yeah, he played her boyfriend on thirty Rock for a
bunch of.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Okay, all right, is he somebody's boyfriend? Did we not? Probably?
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After?
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I mean said by Poeter? Yeah, I know?
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Is it Dan Dan something? But he's He's been in
a lot of a lot our different TV shows and movies.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
I like that campaign though. The mayhemots are really good too.
They should make longer.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Versions of them. Yeh uh. Hey man, Dobie Gillis Well,
the actor Dwayne Hickman that played Dobie Gillis is eighty
six years old today.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Me and Billy was talking about doing a good a
cup of coffee talking about old TV shows that our
dads liked. I remember watching Dobie Gillis and growing up.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they got caught him and it
was on reruns in the afternoon, is when I remember
watching it.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Maybe that was it.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
Dean Winters was is Mayhems Dean Winters?
Speaker 10 (17:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Okay, all right, let's see who is reality star Teresa
gil Dice. She's forty eight, Gilla Dice. We don't know,
we don't know.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
That's Mayhem's girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Is that the one with the forehead, Let's called it.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Rose Judie.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
So she's got eyebrows in yeah, and then her hairline
starts like some cavement.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
They've been in the you know, of course, but they've
been in the tabloids because her husband they both went
to jail over tax fraud, I believe, and then.
Speaker 8 (18:08):
He got deported back to Italy.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Okay, so he was in jail and then when he
got out of jail, they're like, you gotta go, So
he went back to Italy.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
All right, no idea. Jack Johnson is forty five, forty five, oh, singer, singer, songwriter,
and you'd like his stuff.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
He's one of those mellow Hawaiian guys with the puka
shells around his neck. He's that kind of singer. Yeah,
it says he was a professional surfer for a while.
I think Mary Jane diated him.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Hey, baseball's Reggie Jackson is seventy four years old today. Oh,
country singer George Straight is sixty eight. George was coming
back in the nineties. We're dealing with the nineties A
day with our Big Alan Big Al Bits was voted
sexy as one of the sexiest men of nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Wow, and that's when country music made it's like resurgence,
one of the sexist.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
It was Playgirl Magazine's lists a mat So.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
That's how you got both that year. Oh yeah, looks
like mainly Happy birdday to you.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Huh Yeah, we peeked talking about Mayhem.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
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morning BEG Show's on the radio. Jack got our video
today eating a forest scorpion a stubborn and it looks
if every new scorpions come in cans. You're gonna check
it out at the Big Show dot com. Yeah, me
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All right. But now let's done. I went to everybody's
head about the bed.
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The better wear any word, better word.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Anya. Let's meet the contestants. We got Darren from Bristol, Tennessee.
Good morning, Darren, Good morning, Hey, welcome, and you're playing.
Wayne from Ashland City, Tennessee. Good morning, Wayne, Oh dumb boy. Hello,
holl right, come to tenniseet boys going the this morning. Wayne,
(23:40):
You're on team Tator and Randy, Darren on the John
Boy and Bill the side. Do two rounds. Good luck
to you boy. All right, Wayne, you just hang on
for a second. Me and Darren we'll go for the
first thirty seconds. All right, you got ready, Darren? Are
you ready?
Speaker 10 (24:01):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
All right, budd, it's starting to clock now. The guy
that works on your car is a mechanic. Yeah all right.
It is not wide, it is arrow, yes, all right.
This is in the ocean. They got eight legs.
Speaker 15 (24:19):
Up.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, all right. This is a bug that looks like
he's talking to the lord. Yeah, all right, this is
a kind This is like you eat it in the morning.
It's not a vegetable. It is a something you make. Man.
I was trying not to say that part of the
word how to do I didn't say it. But not
(24:42):
too good, right, Darren? But good work, Darren. Put a
four on the board. Okay, Wayne and Tater for your
first thirty seconds? You ready, Wayne, I'm ready, y'all picking
up on that last one.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Go it's citrus. It's bigger than an orange. It's a
citrus for citrus, and it's bigger than an order. This
is a patchwork blanket.
Speaker 8 (25:09):
It's called a what.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
You the TV show the Little blank The kids uh
a little know they're they're much older than that Black
and White in the forties had Spanky Alfalfa, the little.
Speaker 8 (25:25):
Uh. This is a medal.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Uh, that's not that's not well Wayne, But a three
on the board to Darren. You are up with Billy.
Are you ready? Ready and go?
Speaker 7 (25:45):
If you take something from somebody you didn't ask them,
it's without their permission.
Speaker 11 (25:48):
What did you do to it?
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (25:51):
Well, and the present tense of that word is it
sounds like Superman's name.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
The man of.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
Thou shalt not thou shalt not there you go right?
Uh you might if you another name for swapping something
with somebody. Let's work out a.
Speaker 10 (26:14):
Yeah, you put.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Put a two on a four, a total of six
for Darren, So Wayne and Rende three will tie, four
will win? Are you ready? Wayne?
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You all got a brand new word.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Go.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
So this is what you put your flowers in. That's it.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
So if you're gonna make your car shiny, you're gonna
rub some of this stuff on it.
Speaker 10 (26:43):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Uh. This is the guy who takes care of you.
He's not your maid, he's your doctor.
Speaker 10 (26:50):
No, this is not a maid, not a maid.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
He yeah, on the right track. He takes takes care
of all your stuff. You know, he goes. He he's
your man. He gets your clothes laid out. Yes, oh right,
well you got a three to tie it up to
force overtime over time extra thirty seconds. Alright, you would
(27:15):
go for to win. Boys, all right, Darren, you're up.
Who you want me or Billy? All right, Darren and
Billy ready go.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
You rub the lamp. This guy pops out of it, bam.
Speaker 10 (27:29):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
But you might drink this. It's a brown liquor.
Speaker 15 (27:33):
Bourbon.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Let's see you play this on the playground. Two people
hold the ends of it and twirl it. Bam yep boy,
the boy Blanks of America. It's a group you can
belong to. You get you get metal.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, there you go. There you go see pop Eye
the blank Man. You were boys put a five on
the board in overtime. I'm wayne, do you won't, Tater Randy?
Speaker 9 (28:03):
Let's alrighty.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
You need five to force double over time, six to win.
Ready go.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
This town is called the Windy City in Illinois. You
an Italian dish, blank and meatballs. You put this up
around in your backyard to keep the dog in you.
This is on your hand.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
It's the shortest finger blank. No, you blank up?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Yeah, your bread leaves these little pieces you you're not smart.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
You are boom y.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You don't say that on this show very often. You
are smart? All right, Taylor prepared to face the wrath
of John. Oh there it is.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
We don't care, we don't don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
At this point, we're so close to yet well, Darren
from Bristo, Dog Gone, It came up a little short,
but you can try again. Anytime.
Speaker 15 (29:14):
All right, thanks first time calling out all right here
go ahead there, Hey, just quit shout out all my dallases,
thats my nurses and my PC. Thanks for everything I'll doing.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Thanks, we appreciate you. But of great day and Wayne,
your fifty dollar American Express gift card headed over to
Ashland City for you.
Speaker 10 (29:35):
Good game, Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Time for the
classic ber request. In the morning. We got Mitchell Hicks
out of Sabylas Sabylas. He's up in Maryland somewhere sabyla spill?
Is that it sabyla spill? You don't know anything about Maryland.
Couldn't he help you because we can't see what you're reading. Yep, Similis, Mitchell,
(30:06):
you know where you are. Say what it says? How
about mister Rayfer's commentary on the different kinds of money
and he talks about his doll our Right, Mitchell, longtime
listener out of Maryland. You got it coming up next?
(30:44):
Good Monday morning, Big shows on the radio. Glass at
my request, taking off one of our mini walls, you
can post on the Mitchell Hicks from Simylasville, Maryland is
Mitchell's request, Great Robert d Rayford.
Speaker 10 (31:02):
Old Doug Roberchak. He's always out front. In his column
yesterday he says, Lord Laurence Olivier was born in Dorking, England.
This is offered, says Doug, is a point of interest
for theater buffs, and not as a childish attempt to
get something past the amazing killer editors. That's Dorking, England.
You can look it up well, Doug. I have my
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dong in my hand right now, even as I speak,
my dong that I brought back from Vietnam. Intact, Yes,
I have one dong here in my hand, and now
I'm going to drop this dong on the desk here
goes there. Yes, I'll agree to it again. It was
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a leaden sound, wasn't it. But no childish attempt to
get something past our amazing killer editors. That was the
legitimate sound of one dong dropping. It is a coin,
and I brought back from Vietnam in nineteen sixty seven.
Legal tender date on it is nineteen sixty four. Above.
That is a plant. It could be a marijuana plant,
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but I suspect it's intended to be a rice plant.
Turning my dong over. I see on the other side
it says Vietnam Cong Hua one dong. Look it up.
So if you see a Vietnam vet who tells you
he's holding onto his dong, he's not pandering to prurian interest.
He too has a coin in his hand. And if
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he jingles his dongs before you, well he'll be a
most unusual gentleman. Indeed, now I'm putting this in an
envelope and sending it to Robocheck Doug, my dong will
soon be in your hands. That's t down. So more
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of that sounds like you got a dog in his hands. Yeah,
turn of los down to teer Lou.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
That morning, I got a big show on the radio
here for a few more minutes. App shid y'all spending
some of your Monday morning with us. I want to
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Right, good deal.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Let's see Jackie coming through the drive through here getting
god damn just going through my Monday morning snack here.
It sounds like you go through something.
Speaker 16 (34:23):
Could have been Sybylistsville. He's still working on down in Maryland.
All right, yeah, figure that out right, we got that.
Did we miss anything?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Uh supposed to eat more cheese during the lockdown, Did
y'all hear that? Nope? No, Yeah, during the pandemic, American
farmers of some fly far more food than we demanded.
And man, that is that is that weekend demand some
food in America? Kid, I mean all that food to
have to go. I guess that just shows you how
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much restaurants use. Oh yeah, yeah, of our farm products
across America. Sure, that was what I think.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
That was one of the problems with the toilet paper
thing was that so many people were using so much
more toilet paper at home instead of in the office.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
And that started way early. How did they know and the.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
Toilet paper that they use this package for offices. You
know they have those weird dispensers on the wall in
the urinals. Now that you can't use that at home.
They don't sell that for use at home, so you know,
it's all of a sudden they're out of just regular
toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
You know, you can't just set the roll on the
sink and not put it in one of them deals.
Speaker 7 (35:28):
Now, you know you had figured that out.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I know the roles he's talking about. They're about three feet.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
Yeah, they're huge, They're like the size of a tire.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, my wife would tell you. I ain't much of
a change for me. I hate putting new toilet paper
on the roll. Yeah, why well, if somebody's telling you
to do it, that's why.
Speaker 9 (35:51):
Well, part of the reason with the with the farmers
is the infrastructures kind of out out of whack right now.
They can't get things trucked and shipped like they have.
They're they're plowing stuff into the ground now.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
But that's sad really talking about that, because at the
same time, you've got people lining up at the food
banks to get emergency food, and like there ought to
be a way to get that. Those two problems solved
at the same.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Time, and I heard some of it. You know that
they are giving to food banks, but you got to
have the way to deliver it and where exactly you're going.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
That's that whole infrastructure that you need to get it
in the.
Speaker 9 (36:29):
Price right, and the prices at the grocery store up
up up, I don't know if you've noticed, well, you
probably haven't ever.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Been something than others.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
Some things are so hard to get right now.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Right, so I hadn't been like what about meat and
chicken higher? It's higher, bud, but it's still there, and
it can be spotty in place. It pends on you. Again,
I know the store you go to. You're probably okay, yeah, yeah,
I have not been to a store ever.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
I have some time.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
I probably haven't been inside a grocery store in like
at least four or five months.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh yeah, y'all, y'all do that app deal where you
go and just pull up and there's one.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Of those things where you put you you place your
order on your phone and then they call you when
or that you get a text or whatever when it's ready,
and just pull up to the grocery store and they
put it in the back of the car.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
See that's great, but you don't get the cruise the
discount bakery.
Speaker 14 (37:26):
That's very true.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
You don't have impulse on us.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah, you're right, that was the phone. When ever, I
do go to grocery store to see that's the only
reason he goes inside. People that call me and say,
is that right? You know what we got them big
squares of that wet wedding kick you like so much? Hello, Hello,
so many? Yeah, all right, well we're closer and closer
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to getting back to normal. Have you noticed how I've
had a very positive attitude for a Monday morning? Oh
what put that coff syrup in your coffee? Kind of
here today?
Speaker 7 (38:05):
And we gave him a piece of that wet wedding
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Movie theaters in some states are poised to reopen over
the next few weeks, but with most of the big
summertime films already shifted to dates either later this year,
year or early next year. What movies are people going
to be watching when theaters do reopen. Well, it might
be something you already know is a good movie, because
(02:11):
several major studios are re releasing big screen versions of
some of their popular box office classics. We're talking movies
like Jaws, Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone and Back
to the Future. These are the kind of movies that
haven't been seen on the big screen in a long time,
and it's a very different experience. And here's more good news.
You might actually save some money at the ticket booth too.
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The studios are taking a way smaller bite of the
box office money than they normally do on this deal,
which means theaters could set ticket prices as low as
two to five dollars a pop. Wow, Jaws, Harry Potter,
and Back to the Future are safe bets to draw
big crowds, of course, But at the other end of
(02:54):
the scale, there are few films that are going to
be offered that people might not really be in the
mood to say, see you right now because of current events.
In fact, the movie at the very bottom of the
early sales chart right now is a contagion b outbreak
or c Batman returns from Wuhan with a dry, crackling cough.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I think I might have to take sea on that way.
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They want to do a Batman.
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He can.
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You listened this afternoon to find out if you really
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A Kim, We appreciate you, baby, I appreciate you by
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Al doing the lunch menu after this. Good morning. It's
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a big show on the radio. Monday, May eighteenth. Well,
we know National Armed Forces Day is sometime around here.
Looking at Saturday, it was Saturday. It was Saturday, okay,
all right, because we was talking about Dad. Tator looked
it up. Doesn't usually does a wonderful job on me
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on facts. Fine, usually was it it was two ninety.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
Seventeen.
Speaker 9 (05:17):
Now I know it's always the third Saturday of men,
the third Saturday of May.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Okay, yet you haven't called her on it all morning.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
We got catch it up, gave us some time to
look back at the supporting our troops and the way
we do.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
They really fought for a different army anyway, So maybe
maybe it's out there.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I love the Tie is a long time big show.
Listeners will remember, Well, you hear about Quad tom and O'bay.
How bad we're treating the prisoners, you know, our enemies.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Yeah, are the ones they arrested on the battlefield.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, one oh. Liberal US senator compared it to Nazi
concentration camps.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
Well.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
The focus of a press conference by the chairman of
the House Armed Services Committee looked at the kind of
food served at the US Naval prison Tomino'bay, Cuba Club
get MO get X ray they also called Representative Duncan
Hunter at California showed off some GETMO prison rations and
(06:31):
supplied details of a typical Sunday menu. Orange glazed chicken,
fresh fruit, steamed peas and mushrooms and rice pea laws.
Oh there you go, just like the Nazis used to serve. Right,
Mister Hunter says, we treat them very well. They have
never eaten better. Well, two hot meals a day are
(06:52):
prepared for the prisoners in the same kitchens has served
us troops of the naval base. Pork and shellfish are
off the menu because we wouldn't want to, you know,
hurt their religious reasons, make them eat something, send them
to hell. That's all I do is serve them fish.
Popular Gemo dishes include curried eggs, ten Dory, baked chicken Wow,
(07:16):
and lionaise rice. Breakfast typically includes dates and honey man.
How do they survive? The Pentagon budget's two point five
million dollars per year for feeding them, which works out
to twelve dollars and sixty eight cents per person per day.
And you compare that meals in federal prisons that house
(07:40):
our convicts h two dollars seventy eight cents a day.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
So there's been like six times more on these guys,
more on our enemy prisoners.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
What in the wine? Though, Prisoners consider to be well
behaved or low security risk are allowed to serve themselves
around open air picnic tables in the detention.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Another classic old Nazi trick.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, go have a picnic, man, Do you have any sunscreen?
We thought we'd find out more about what they're serving
at GITMO. We got a number. I don't know who
got this. We'll just keep it private. They said not
to say the information line at the Camp x Ray cafeteria.
(08:23):
All right, they got the number right here in phone.
How bad we're treating these guys here, this.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Is your lunchman. You force Camp x Ray at Guantanamo
pay for the week of July eighteenth.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
I'm big al Qaeda, and I'm big al Jazeira and weird.
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They get more lunchman, you Missday Honey roasted chicken, rice.
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Pelove season, Lentis road.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
And a Piza roll.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Tuesday lemon, pepper fish, steamed broccoli, pinto beans, fruit and
the pea rolls.
Speaker 12 (09:07):
Wednesday spit roasted beef, kebab, black eyed peas, homes cassrole
fruit and a pea roll.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Thursday glaize chicken, peas and carrots, fruit.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
And the Peter roll.
Speaker 12 (09:29):
Friday, build your own Earo bar your choice chicken, beef
or soatin jack, blast.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
The fruit and a garlic Peter roll.
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If you've built up in a snack Creddit for rolling
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Good morning big shows on the radio. They settle back
and enjoy.
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And now deep thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Hey, what's up, Due? What's crack a Lacon? I'm taking
your jam tacom, y'all like I'm still at home, kind
of taking it easy, Zach says, all I do is
sit on my butt in front of the TV. I
(11:02):
call it sheltering. Itally really gives you a lot of
time to think about stuff. Y'all. Want to hear something
on it, y'all is so cool. I'm thinking. The only
thing that's certain of these uncertain times is the way
(11:24):
every TV commercial tells you how uncertain the times are, y'ah.
Commercials are different lately, right. They used to say stuff like,
hey dude, buy a Toyota. Now it's like, hey dude,
you know things are messed up right now, so buy
(11:46):
a Toyota and then make you wear a mask at
the grocery store out. But it's helped me out a lot.
For one thing. I already remember to buy a mouthwash
now when I'm out the grocery car. You know the
(12:08):
biggest thing I messed about eating in a restaurant. That
part where I don't have to clean up to catch
it after dinner stinks. Now, I just got my stimulus
check in the mill. You know what, I'm gonna buy
a bunch of baby chickens. And it's a little thing
(12:28):
I like to call money for nothing and chicks freeze,
all right? Ever noticed women with big boobs are way
more popular than men with big You know who made
(12:50):
the greatest shark tank you'll ever? The guy that talked
a bunch of billionaires into doing a TV show where
they give away their money. You know who really hates
finting a hair in their mouths? A bald guy. He's like,
(13:17):
where did this come from?
Speaker 10 (13:19):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (13:20):
No, y'all heard about that thing grown up saw where
every kid like gets a trophy. You know who really
wins when they do that? The guy that selles trophy.
Disney World can like take a picture of you on
(13:42):
a roller coaster going seventy miles an hour, So I
howked on the security camera? I can't get a good
picture of a bank robber that's just standing there in
the bank. Hey geez, all right, was the last one
that I gotta take?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Making them?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
You know, I so many people that win the lottery
suck at handling money, because you know, people that suck
at handling money are the ones that buy all the lottery. Goodlie,
I was just thinking about it. Yeah, standing in line
to buy a lottery. Yeah right, I exage it for now.
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Y'all keep rackets. I'll keep thinking later, dude.
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Morning, the big shows on the radio for you Monday
and May the eighteenth, ham on the birthday of the day.
Who he is sharing one with on the celebrity birthday
The median writer Tina Faith Saturday Night Live thirty Rock
is fifty years old today. Now, is that guy that's
(16:32):
on her with a guy go commercials? Planner or mother
in law? Is that a real life boyfriend?
Speaker 5 (16:38):
No?
Speaker 8 (16:38):
No, no, no, that's Mayhem that's in all of those commercials.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, yeah, Mayhem.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Yeah, he played her boyfriend on thirty Rock for a
bunch of.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Okay, all right, is he somebody's boyfriend? Did we not? Probably?
Speaker 6 (16:50):
After?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I mean said by Poeter? Yeah, I know?
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Is it Dan Dan something? But he's He's been in
a lot of a lot our different TV shows and movies.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
I like that campaign though. The mayhemots are really good too.
They should make longer.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Versions of them. Yeh uh. Hey man, Dobie Gillis Well,
the actor Dwayne Hickman that played Dobie Gillis is eighty
six years old today.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Me and Billy was talking about doing a good a
cup of coffee talking about old TV shows that our
dads liked. I remember watching Dobie Gillis and growing up.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they got caught him and it
was on reruns in the afternoon, is when I remember
watching it.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Maybe that was it.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
Dean Winters was is Mayhems Dean Winters?
Speaker 10 (17:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Okay, all right, let's see who is reality star Teresa
gil Dice. She's forty eight, Gilla Dice. We don't know,
we don't know.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
That's Mayhem's girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Is that the one with the forehead, Let's called it.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Rose Judie.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
So she's got eyebrows in yeah, and then her hairline
starts like some cavement.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
They've been in the you know, of course, but they've
been in the tabloids because her husband they both went
to jail over tax fraud, I believe, and then.
Speaker 8 (18:08):
He got deported back to Italy.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Okay, so he was in jail and then when he
got out of jail, they're like, you gotta go, So
he went back to Italy.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
All right, no idea. Jack Johnson is forty five, forty five, oh, singer, singer, songwriter,
and you'd like his stuff.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
He's one of those mellow Hawaiian guys with the puka
shells around his neck. He's that kind of singer. Yeah,
it says he was a professional surfer for a while.
I think Mary Jane diated him.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Hey, baseball's Reggie Jackson is seventy four years old today. Oh,
country singer George Straight is sixty eight. George was coming
back in the nineties. We're dealing with the nineties A
day with our Big Alan Big Al Bits was voted
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Speaker 8 (19:05):
Wow, and that's when country music made it's like resurgence,
one of the sexist.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
It was Playgirl Magazine's lists a mat So.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
That's how you got both that year. Oh yeah, looks
like mainly Happy birdday to you.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Huh Yeah, we peeked talking about Mayhem.
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Good morning, Darren, Good morning, Hey, welcome, and you're playing.
Wayne from Ashland City, Tennessee. Good morning, Wayne, Oh dumb boy. Hello,
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You're on team Tator and Randy, Darren on the John
Boy and Bill the side. Do two rounds. Good luck
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first thirty seconds. All right, you got ready, Darren? Are
you ready?
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I'm ready?
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All right, budd, it's starting to clock now. The guy
that works on your car is a mechanic. Yeah all right.
It is not wide, it is arrow, yes, all right.
This is in the ocean. They got eight legs.
Speaker 15 (24:19):
Up.
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Yeah, all right. This is a bug that looks like
he's talking to the lord. Yeah, all right, this is
a kind This is like you eat it in the morning.
It's not a vegetable. It is a something you make. Man.
I was trying not to say that part of the
word how to do I didn't say it. But not
(24:42):
too good, right, Darren? But good work, Darren. Put a
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up on that last one.
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is a patchwork blanket.
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You the TV show the Little blank The kids uh
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and White in the forties had Spanky Alfalfa, the little.
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Uh. This is a medal.
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Uh, that's not that's not well Wayne, But a three
on the board to Darren. You are up with Billy.
Are you ready? Ready and go?
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If you take something from somebody you didn't ask them,
it's without their permission.
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What did you do to it?
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Yeah?
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Well, and the present tense of that word is it
sounds like Superman's name.
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The man of.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
Thou shalt not thou shalt not there you go right?
Uh you might if you another name for swapping something
with somebody. Let's work out a.
Speaker 10 (26:14):
Yeah, you put.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Put a two on a four, a total of six
for Darren, So Wayne and Rende three will tie, four
will win? Are you ready? Wayne?
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You all got a brand new word.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Go.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
So this is what you put your flowers in. That's it.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
So if you're gonna make your car shiny, you're gonna
rub some of this stuff on it.
Speaker 10 (26:43):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Uh. This is the guy who takes care of you.
He's not your maid, he's your doctor.
Speaker 10 (26:50):
No, this is not a maid, not a maid.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
He yeah, on the right track. He takes takes care
of all your stuff. You know, he goes. He he's
your man. He gets your clothes laid out. Yes, oh right,
well you got a three to tie it up to
force overtime over time extra thirty seconds. Alright, you would
(27:15):
go for to win. Boys, all right, Darren, you're up.
Who you want me or Billy? All right, Darren and
Billy ready go.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
You rub the lamp. This guy pops out of it, bam.
Speaker 10 (27:29):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
But you might drink this. It's a brown liquor.
Speaker 15 (27:33):
Bourbon.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Let's see you play this on the playground. Two people
hold the ends of it and twirl it. Bam yep boy,
the boy Blanks of America. It's a group you can
belong to. You get you get metal.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, there you go. There you go see pop Eye
the blank Man. You were boys put a five on
the board in overtime. I'm wayne, do you won't, Tater Randy?
Speaker 9 (28:03):
Let's alrighty.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
You need five to force double over time, six to win.
Ready go.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
This town is called the Windy City in Illinois. You
an Italian dish, blank and meatballs. You put this up
around in your backyard to keep the dog in you.
This is on your hand.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
It's the shortest finger blank. No, you blank up?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Yeah, your bread leaves these little pieces you you're not smart.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
You are boom y.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You don't say that on this show very often. You
are smart? All right, Taylor prepared to face the wrath
of John. Oh there it is.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
We don't care, we don't don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
At this point, we're so close to yet well, Darren
from Bristo, Dog Gone, It came up a little short,
but you can try again. Anytime.
Speaker 15 (29:14):
All right, thanks first time calling out all right here
go ahead there, Hey, just quit shout out all my dallases,
thats my nurses and my PC. Thanks for everything I'll doing.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Thanks, we appreciate you. But of great day and Wayne,
your fifty dollar American Express gift card headed over to
Ashland City for you.
Speaker 10 (29:35):
Good game, Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Time for the
classic ber request. In the morning. We got Mitchell Hicks
out of Sabylas Sabylas. He's up in Maryland somewhere sabyla spill?
Is that it sabyla spill? You don't know anything about Maryland.
Couldn't he help you because we can't see what you're reading. Yep, Similis, Mitchell,
(30:06):
you know where you are. Say what it says? How
about mister Rayfer's commentary on the different kinds of money
and he talks about his doll our Right, Mitchell, longtime
listener out of Maryland. You got it coming up next?
(30:44):
Good Monday morning, Big shows on the radio. Glass at
my request, taking off one of our mini walls, you
can post on the Mitchell Hicks from Simylasville, Maryland is
Mitchell's request, Great Robert d Rayford.
Speaker 10 (31:02):
Old Doug Roberchak. He's always out front. In his column
yesterday he says, Lord Laurence Olivier was born in Dorking, England.
This is offered, says Doug, is a point of interest
for theater buffs, and not as a childish attempt to
get something past the amazing killer editors. That's Dorking, England.
You can look it up well, Doug. I have my
(31:24):
dong in my hand right now, even as I speak,
my dong that I brought back from Vietnam. Intact, Yes,
I have one dong here in my hand, and now
I'm going to drop this dong on the desk here
goes there. Yes, I'll agree to it again. It was
(31:47):
a leaden sound, wasn't it. But no childish attempt to
get something past our amazing killer editors. That was the
legitimate sound of one dong dropping. It is a coin,
and I brought back from Vietnam in nineteen sixty seven.
Legal tender date on it is nineteen sixty four. Above.
That is a plant. It could be a marijuana plant,
(32:09):
but I suspect it's intended to be a rice plant.
Turning my dong over. I see on the other side
it says Vietnam Cong Hua one dong. Look it up.
So if you see a Vietnam vet who tells you
he's holding onto his dong, he's not pandering to prurian interest.
He too has a coin in his hand. And if
(32:31):
he jingles his dongs before you, well he'll be a
most unusual gentleman. Indeed, now I'm putting this in an
envelope and sending it to Robocheck Doug, my dong will
soon be in your hands. That's t down. So more
(33:06):
of that sounds like you got a dog in his hands. Yeah,
turn of los down to teer Lou.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
That morning, I got a big show on the radio
here for a few more minutes. App shid y'all spending
some of your Monday morning with us. I want to
thank Bold Jangles for being feeding the Big Show crew
breakfast this morning. Jackie's big here at the boat Jangles
in pine On, North Carolina. Say hey, Karen Devon and j.
Speaker 10 (34:07):
Right, good deal.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Let's see Jackie coming through the drive through here getting
god damn just going through my Monday morning snack here.
It sounds like you go through something.
Speaker 16 (34:23):
Could have been Sybylistsville. He's still working on down in Maryland.
All right, yeah, figure that out right, we got that.
Did we miss anything?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Uh supposed to eat more cheese during the lockdown, Did
y'all hear that? Nope? No, Yeah, during the pandemic, American
farmers of some fly far more food than we demanded.
And man, that is that is that weekend demand some
food in America? Kid, I mean all that food to
have to go. I guess that just shows you how
(34:54):
much restaurants use. Oh yeah, yeah, of our farm products
across America. Sure, that was what I think.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
That was one of the problems with the toilet paper
thing was that so many people were using so much
more toilet paper at home instead of in the office.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
And that started way early. How did they know and the.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
Toilet paper that they use this package for offices. You
know they have those weird dispensers on the wall in
the urinals. Now that you can't use that at home.
They don't sell that for use at home, so you know,
it's all of a sudden they're out of just regular
toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
You know, you can't just set the roll on the
sink and not put it in one of them deals.
Speaker 7 (35:28):
Now, you know you had figured that out.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I know the roles he's talking about. They're about three feet.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
Yeah, they're huge, They're like the size of a tire.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, my wife would tell you. I ain't much of
a change for me. I hate putting new toilet paper
on the roll. Yeah, why well, if somebody's telling you
to do it, that's why.
Speaker 9 (35:51):
Well, part of the reason with the with the farmers
is the infrastructures kind of out out of whack right now.
They can't get things trucked and shipped like they have.
They're they're plowing stuff into the ground now.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
But that's sad really talking about that, because at the
same time, you've got people lining up at the food
banks to get emergency food, and like there ought to
be a way to get that. Those two problems solved
at the same.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Time, and I heard some of it. You know that
they are giving to food banks, but you got to
have the way to deliver it and where exactly you're going.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
That's that whole infrastructure that you need to get it
in the.
Speaker 9 (36:29):
Price right, and the prices at the grocery store up
up up, I don't know if you've noticed, well, you
probably haven't ever.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Been something than others.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
Some things are so hard to get right now.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Right, so I hadn't been like what about meat and
chicken higher? It's higher, bud, but it's still there, and
it can be spotty in place. It pends on you. Again,
I know the store you go to. You're probably okay, yeah, yeah,
I have not been to a store ever.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
I have some time.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
I probably haven't been inside a grocery store in like
at least four or five months.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh yeah, y'all, y'all do that app deal where you
go and just pull up and there's one.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Of those things where you put you you place your
order on your phone and then they call you when
or that you get a text or whatever when it's ready,
and just pull up to the grocery store and they
put it in the back of the car.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
See that's great, but you don't get the cruise the
discount bakery.
Speaker 14 (37:26):
That's very true.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
You don't have impulse on us.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah, you're right, that was the phone. When ever, I
do go to grocery store to see that's the only
reason he goes inside. People that call me and say,
is that right? You know what we got them big
squares of that wet wedding kick you like so much? Hello, Hello,
so many? Yeah, all right, well we're closer and closer
(37:51):
to getting back to normal. Have you noticed how I've
had a very positive attitude for a Monday morning? Oh
what put that coff syrup in your coffee? Kind of
here today?
Speaker 7 (38:05):
And we gave him a piece of that wet wedding
cake that he liked.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
All right, all right, Randy, you're smart drinking. Let's try
to get on the same page. All right, I'll point
to you. Okay, let's see a drinking one percent? Is
that because you think you're fat? It's it's lost, It's relevance.
Napoleon Dynamite drops best one you can come up with.
All right, I was doing so good.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Man?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Alright, well we have in time zone? Is kidding? Damn
bit boxes here?
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