February 17, 2025 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good Monday morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
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Speaker 1 (00:37):
Our video.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Guy's roommate steals the show. This show needed stealing. Idiot
doing a live stream of him brushing his teeth.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
We would just get on my nerves.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm glad Old fat boy took his phone and ran
y'all check it out at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And now we ready go.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Okay, come Wallis.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Quiz.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
That's welcome Steve from Irwin, Tennessee in here. Good morning Steve,
Good morning, John boyd Amen.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
All right, are you ready to take your quiz? Yes, sir,
all right, get it well.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
A Florida man named Chris Severe loves his laptop computer
a lot. You've heard the old saying, if you love
it so much, when you marry it, Well, that's just
what he decided to do. Severe says his laptop computer
has been such a faithful and helpful daily companion over
the years. He fell in love with it, so, he
(01:45):
argued in a Palm Beach Florida courtroom case he should
be allowed to marry his computer. Bad news. The judge denied.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
Ms.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Severe was very disappointed.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
He says to him his computer is just like a
woman because A it's the focus of all his romantic feelings.
B just the sight of it turns him on. Or
see as soon as he gets in bed with it,
it freezes up.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Then you got Steve.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
Oh that's tough, but I'm gonna have to go with Steve.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, yeah, I met that idiot putting videos him brushing
his teeth. Uh, Steve worked out for you, buddy. Got
the Happy Herd prize back. We'll get it to you
over in Irwin.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Okay, Joe boy, thanks, give a shout out, yes, sir, hey,
shout out doller military personnel right now, and shout out
to my wife Sherry.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well all rise, Steve, appreciate you, buddy, Hang on with jacket.
Bottom of the hour time and on top of your news.
Celebrator Randy highlights this morning when Ralph and May was
in the studios.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
And good and ran versus Ralphie coming out. Good morning.
(03:36):
That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Monday, January thirteenth, All right, highlights from.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Randad this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, we got him playing one of his many character
Oral Rogers on the Playhouse. Coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Hope we get out of here.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
We're looking back at this comedian Ralphie May, friend of
the Big Show. You know, Ralphie passed away back in
October twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And uh and and he verse on the sea. It
was one of them comedian.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Shows, right yeah, yeah, the last comic sin and any
One man.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Funny guy, good guy.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
He was funny guy.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
I hear him on the streaming one of the streaming
comedy channels.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Very funny the time.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, of course, Well he was here in the Big
Show studio, and we entitled this clip Randy versus Ralphie.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
All right, roll y'all have the best food and radio bunch,
unhealthy son of the guns.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
All love you.
Speaker 9 (04:29):
I think we've already covered this, the healthiest one belly
and that ain't saying much.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, really the only the only you.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
Know, you're not healthy looking over there, Well.
Speaker 10 (04:40):
I'm kind of mousey, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Randy is so obsessed with his dot.
Speaker 9 (04:44):
I mean we had some I thought you're gonna say,
with the partner's hair, because I mean, you could set
a ruler to that page.
Speaker 10 (04:50):
We're gonna play today.
Speaker 9 (04:51):
Oh oh, remember the other day, it was all shoots
and ladders when they were making fan jokes.
Speaker 8 (04:59):
Joke, I'm the big butt head.
Speaker 9 (05:02):
No, it was all shoots and ladders in remember it
was all honky dory.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
Oh, fatty fat ha ha.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
And and that boob joke it just a little while ago.
That was real funny too, making fun of my mar boobs. Yeah, yeah,
thank you for them. Now somebody gets all sensitive. Oh
I got a little sand in my monkey.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yeah wait, I gotta write that down roy Hill.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Captain Kangaroo, got it?
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Capt Kangaroo.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Oh you know it is because Randy's a little sensitive.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
I know he's a little touchy. He conditioned out real good.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
He can't take it.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
A little bit.
Speaker 10 (05:41):
Glad you got kicked off that TV.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
There you go, So there you go. Keep it up, psidekick,
keep it up, keep it up. Oh, it's some steroids.
I think they're working on me too. Road rage over there.
I got anger, I'm golad and hit me a couple
of home runs.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
I'll be all.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Uh that happens ready here more than anyway, man, And
even without the steroids.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Yeah, exactly no, but I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I mean, I pick on Randy lot, but I mean,
you know, organization like this needs someone like Randy uptight.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
You gotta have it, You gotta have it.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
This thing, it just it just gets all wound up
and mad to come trunk. Everything was left up to you.
I mean, we do it fishing. We do every show fishing.
We're sitting on two cases of beer fishing.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's my dad's fault.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
I asked him what I should do, and he said.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Why don't you just go down to Hell and work
for the devil.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
That's how I ended up here.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That's how Ready gets back. Yes, it's a little drop, so.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
He does.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
They're good too. I love that King of the Hill.
If I had a do, I really wasn't you know
saying Randy was uptight? You guessed it that and and
pretty good.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
He squeaks when he when he passes gas.
Speaker 11 (06:53):
Very does my enalness bother you?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Well?
Speaker 9 (06:59):
You really are though, I mean you're really touching wound
too tired for this show. I mean, if you're on
another show, we can understand.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
But now that's what helped me arrange that.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
I think you'll arranged that yourself with the same the
lovely little attitude.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
Yeah, towards guests.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
Yeah, hear drop. I know you're gonna do it. I
knew you're gonna do it. I say, hit a drop again.
You know, have anything ready to say?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Go to that hate kill files.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Why can't he turned that energy into something useful like
that boy with no legs who ran across Canada.
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Oh, I had to make the fan joke come out there?
Speaker 7 (07:44):
You did, I know?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I know.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Okay, Well here's something else you can probably use. We
accuse Randy of being sometime now, they don't accuse me.
It's not like I give him reason to like he
you know, I mean need a dresser on a perpetual diet.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Oh yeah, it's like big Foot. None of us have
seen it, but we know.
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
Are they throwing you under the bus by like it?
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Well that ain't right, calling gay right here and everything
that ain't right right in front of him.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Well, we throw him under the bus and he still
comes out with his hair looking.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
Exactly Are you kidding me?
Speaker 9 (08:24):
He couldn't move that hair. That hair is Katrina proof.
Let me tell you if he was that in New
Orleans they wouldn't be nothing left to that town. But
that hair be perfectly parted, not a hair out of line.
Speaker 10 (08:37):
Nothing wrong with kidding me, nothing wrong with be a neat.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
Even could use him to rebuild that town. Look at
that hair. Just take his aquet and spread over the
whole city. Ain't gonna go nowhere.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
The roof of the super Dome is gonna look like
hair that already does it?
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Already does he killed me? They don't move.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Good Morning Big Show on the radio for Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
All right, here's that call, Good Morning Big Show.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
God boing Bill who had mix here?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
How's it going?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Well, let's see, I'm sixty four years old, I'm fat,
I'm wheezy. I gotta prostate the sizeable volleyball credit score.
That wouldn't make a decent size earthquay here. Lately I
get winded reaching for the TV.
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You think it so all right?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
A right, I'm coming here more. The meatless meat people
are at it again. The first burger king was pushing
fake hamburgers at me. Now Hooters wants me to buy
meat free chicken wings. That's right. Three hundred and eighteen
Hooters locations are selling something called unreal wings fake boneless
(10:19):
chicken made out of micro protein, which is some kind
of weird witch's brew of mushrooms, non fat milk, and
dried egg white. All right, let me get this out
of the way, right up from my big old meat
eating But so, Carl Sweat, the chief marketing officer at Hooters, says,
(10:42):
we were able to recreate the taste, texture, and crispiness
of our world famous chicken wings perfectly. Of course, what's
Carl gonna say? He's the chief marketing But wait, they
also put out a Viti with a bunch of taste
testers trying out the new vegetarian wings, but they didn't
(11:06):
tell them the wings were meatless. Brace yourself. Mikayla from
Orlando says it tastes just like a boneless chicken wing.
Did I mention that Mikayla and the rest of the
testers are Hooter girls in full battle uniforms. They don't
get me wrong. They all seem like real nice gals.
(11:26):
How UnBias is your review going to be when the
guy's sticking the camera in your face is the same
guy that signs you pay jest, Hooter says, unreal wings
provide our guests a healthier option with the full Hooters
wing flavor they know and love. Please, I've been to Hooters.
(11:47):
I like Hooters, but I've seen their guests. Ain't none
of them looking to explore healthier options. They're looking for
three things boobs, beer, and big screen TV. I'll give
them credit. Hooters has done a bang up job selling
fake breasts to America. Like fake wings, that's a whole
(12:08):
nother store. So bottom line, it's a freak country. You
want to be a vegetarian, knock yourself out. But if
you think the best place to start your new Earth
friendly meatless lifestyle is a bar table at Hooters during
an Alabama football game, I got some serious doubts about
(12:29):
your commitment to a greener, cleaner future. Now this, here's
what you call a solution in search of a problem.
Vegans don't eat it Hooters, And when people that do
eat it Hooters want chicken wings, they order, well, you know,
chicken wings. The fake meat whizards need to flap their
(12:50):
unreal wings back to the lab, drop a basket of
drum ass and a friar. Turn up the ball game,
sat out, shut up, hackquit running my life. Y'all have
a night.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, all right, we talk about them Pringles stater chips.
You know, the guy who invented that packaging was Frederick J.
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Bauer. When he died in O Wait, his children followed
his wishes and buried his remains inside of a Pringles
can original flavor.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Of course, maybe they creamanded or maybe he's a really
big can you know?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
All right, all right, we're doing what that Pringle said.
Speaker 12 (13:38):
Let's cut you up on your news.
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classic playhouse.
Speaker 13 (16:24):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Oral
Rogers makes a house call. As our story opens, It's
two am on an icy winter night, as a visitor
comes to the door of a small patio home in
the Brushywood Acres retirement village.
Speaker 14 (16:43):
Come on, come on up and up, I'm freezing my
Philippians off out here.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
Open up, Hello, Hello, back.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
You must be Reverend Rodgers.
Speaker 11 (16:56):
Yes, let me in. For goodness sakes, I'm freezing. That's
doctor Rogers anyway, sir, you.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
Are doctor Claude Pepper on the uncall overnight position. I
listen before you get all wound up. H See, that's
what those three dots are for. I'm just extemporizing it
to him.
Speaker 11 (17:14):
You thought she were gonna be doing some concentrating. There,
ain't got no time for no small Hello.
Speaker 7 (17:22):
I'm letting the guy who knows his lines in.
Speaker 11 (17:23):
There ain't no time for no small talking there, Fuzzy.
When that woman called, she said she was on death door.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
Now where is she she's in the bedroom. But doctor Rogers, Hey.
Speaker 10 (17:34):
Hold on one, did you just hold that thought there?
My little center friend. I'll be right back. I'll be
right back again. Sadie, Sadie, honey, it's doctor Rogers.
Speaker 15 (17:46):
You beg camy know him dying? It's nice for here,
No do docty right.
Speaker 10 (17:51):
How are you feeling?
Speaker 7 (17:52):
Sweet?
Speaker 16 (17:53):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (17:53):
Terrible? I feel like I could give up the ghost
any shaking now that Doctor's been here for thirty minutes,
oaking in pride in me and ain't doing a bit
of good.
Speaker 11 (18:03):
Well, honey, you should have called me here first instead
of that old voodoo daddy out there. You know, the
poor You know what I'm talking about, right, because woman,
thou art fixing to get loose?
Speaker 10 (18:14):
Tell me, sister, do you believe I do?
Speaker 11 (18:17):
Do you understand that the power I'm a fixing the
lady upon you comes not from me but from the
Lord himself?
Speaker 15 (18:25):
Absolutely?
Speaker 14 (18:26):
Then buckle up, buttercup, here come swungo, foul spirits of
me on the same infirmit here as well as stomach
turning demon of bad breath.
Speaker 10 (18:40):
You know you really could use a tic tack their system.
The land. I want to have my top buttons say, okay,
here we go. I'm back with you now.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
To come n.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Excuse me, Doctor Rogers, back.
Speaker 14 (19:04):
Off, doctor Quackenstein. We don't need your old snake all
around Harry anymore.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Doctor, I really need to speak with you out here
for a second, Sadie.
Speaker 10 (19:14):
You relax. Let me go tough with this unsaved heathen
for just a moment.
Speaker 15 (19:18):
How blesh you, Doctor Roger?
Speaker 11 (19:21):
Yes, all right now, all right now, old bugs as
old bugs.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
Monny used to say, there, what's up?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Doc?
Speaker 7 (19:29):
Well, you get really wound up?
Speaker 11 (19:31):
You know, my face got really rid, top button everything,
it still happens.
Speaker 7 (19:35):
It's all blown up like that guy on South Park?
Speaker 10 (19:39):
Could you help me?
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Yees? Oh no, now you need I just thought that
you should know. There's nothing wrong with missus Butterworth.
Speaker 10 (19:48):
Well, of course there ain't you a heathen.
Speaker 14 (19:50):
The Lord just used me to land divine healing right
down upon her.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
No, no, no, I mean there was never anything wrong
with her.
Speaker 10 (19:57):
Now hold the phone. You ain't just s in there there, you're.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Fuzzy whatever, white devil.
Speaker 10 (20:08):
You just hold the phone.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
She said she is that right at death's door. But
according to my examination, she's perfectly fine. Frankly doctor Rogers.
I believe missus Butterworth is a hypoconrac. In other words,
her problems are all in her mind.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
Even that dragon breath of hers.
Speaker 7 (20:25):
Well, no, that one's in her mind.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Now are you telling me that woman wasn't never dying?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
No, physically speaking, she's fine.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
Could you excuse me for just a second.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Of course, White Devil's got nothing to do, Sadie.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
It's doctor Rogers again, sweetheart?
Speaker 15 (20:42):
Where are you? I'm not here, Hello, doctor Rogers.
Speaker 10 (20:46):
O your sister. I'm gonna need it in my hand
upon your.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
Head just one more time? You are what far sh
I'm getting kind of a word of knowledge here?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Hm?
Speaker 10 (21:01):
Oh my goodness, sweetheart. Do you have a wheel?
Speaker 15 (21:04):
A wheel? Well? Y, yes, mister Green keeps in the
saved down its Laurie in office.
Speaker 11 (21:10):
All right, I'm gonna call mister Green and get him
to bring it over here right away. Now let me
ask you another question, sister. Do you have any money?
And if you do, where do you keep it at?
Speaker 15 (21:20):
I keep it to Brushywood National Bank down Tangle.
Speaker 10 (21:23):
All right.
Speaker 11 (21:23):
Then I'm gonna have to call mister Cato in from
the bank and have him come over.
Speaker 10 (21:27):
Also, you are Dr Rogers.
Speaker 15 (21:30):
Do you mean I really am.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Going to die?
Speaker 11 (21:34):
No, sister, they ain't a blessed thing wrong with you.
I just don't want to be me and Doctor Pepper
has the only two fools dragged out of bed for
nothing on a night like this.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I've told you.
Speaker 11 (21:52):
I really think I could do that last line better.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
We would hope.
Speaker 13 (21:56):
You've enjoyed John Boy spirits of punchline disaster come up.
Speaker 15 (22:02):
I think he's the one.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Kulle that again.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Next time we'll hear crusty old mister Cato from the bank.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
See, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Not as easy as it looks, there is it?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Burn? Yes, right here, we have to have a return
to oral here sometimes.
Speaker 10 (22:25):
Here no, no, no, no, no, I don't know. I'm
here to help you, John, that's right.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Don't take a lot of just trying to help you
make my jobs. Wait, you ainal to make that happen.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
A y'all, Well, let's play wordy Word one eight hundred
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Wall in minutes right now? Really well, another week the
worthy word lesson. I had everybody's head about the bad word.
Where let's beak the contestants.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
We got Richard from Waynesville, Georgia, Good morning, Richard.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Morning, god Boy morning.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Then we got Butler from a gus to Georgia.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Was up Butler, Good morning, John Boy, Billy.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Hey Man y'all.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Welcome boys. All right, couple out the great state of Georgia. Butler,
your own team, Tater and Randy.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, Richard on the John Boyn Milly side. We'll do
two rounds. Killer's got the word tablets for us.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah all right' butl you relax me and Richard for
the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
All right, Richard, ready for round one? All right?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Is starting the clock now back in the Old West,
when you say, what's all people that was wanting by
the law, that it was a wanted blank? Yes, all right,
Uh he's the out of the blank in the school
you go to your home room but blank? Yeah, no, no,
the who what is the teacher in charge of the uh?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Classes? All right? Blank? Metal the blank metal yard?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yes, all right, man, man, class would have been easier there,
jin I made it harder.
Speaker 10 (25:28):
Is Randy snickering?
Speaker 11 (25:32):
It's because of how animated you become when you when
you're frustrated.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
My hands, I couldn't say a word you were landing
in aircraft.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
All right, Well, here we go, three on the board
and Butler and Tater are up from there around one.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Ready, Butler, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 17 (25:51):
When you take a piece of paper and you you
bend it?
Speaker 7 (25:54):
What have you done?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yes?
Speaker 18 (25:55):
Uh?
Speaker 17 (25:56):
The little blank it was the TV show was spanky little.
Speaker 16 (26:01):
A little.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
In our game.
Speaker 17 (26:03):
Yeah, but yeah, you are not a You don't stay
in a The Hilton is one of these the yes,
you go pick up your medicine from no, no, what
is the medicine called.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
What's the medicine called? Thank you?
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Have y'all?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Has turned into handsom since he.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Like fives and that work question.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
The bell.
Speaker 11 (26:38):
It's tough to do that, but I would tell you
it's tough to hit the sound effect and be the contestant.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, a little behind saying that Randy is supposed to
be taking over on the corner here above everything, and
he's being charge.
Speaker 10 (26:50):
I delegate that task to tATu.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Wait. Wait, we're in the middle of the game.
Speaker 10 (26:55):
We can't fight right now.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Four to three. Butler takes a lead by one. All right, here,
we're going around.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
There, We're going around two, Richard, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Okay? Oh, he's and go. The Founding Document of America
is the US what constitution?
Speaker 6 (27:17):
There you go, let's see on New Year's you might
make one of these to make a change. Bam, yep,
a volcano does this when lava starts coming out?
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Yes, yep, not the wife, she's married to the husband.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Bam, yep.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Not a town, but a bigger place is a yep.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Lets the Blank Woman. Julia Roberts was in this movie
Blank Woman. Yep, there you go. A guy on the road.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Right there put a six on a three a total
of nine for Richard.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Right, I'm pretty sure I got a conference call the time.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Well, let's see if you and Butler can get five
to tie and six will win.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Do my best. Here we go.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
I want to make you mad. Ready I've done it.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Okay, you're ready, I'm ready. I'm ready, ready go. Okay.
So there was this TV show.
Speaker 11 (28:10):
Called gun Smoke Marshall, Dylan and Niss and it rhymes
with it I feel really really bad, no close, I
feel really really bad for someone I pity and oh
this is that stuff that Christmas that we that we hate.
It gets all over everything. It's like little metal flakes. Yeah,
(28:32):
I know, it's the smaller, tiny little flakes. They're real
shiny o god streets play with.
Speaker 19 (28:38):
Lepers, wear them glitter.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Because Randy Muffin on Glitter Father from AUGUSTA man, you
try in anytime.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Buddy, good day, good job.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
That's why is doing Hey Richard from Waynesville, your fifty
dollars certificate from your novel dot com is headed down
towards your good game.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Gratulations. Oh thank you. Good morning. Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Time for the classic bit request in the morning that
he usually gets it off to Facebook. Walk well you
get in touch with us, come home like Scott Broom
out of Asheville, North Carolina. Guy says, y'all feel like
playing backyard ball. That would be a good time in
the National Championship. Got his football happening tonight, Scott, We'll
do it for you next.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
It's a big showing the radio and the classic bit
request this morning. Scott Broom out of Ashville, North Carolina
head ud.
Speaker 19 (30:18):
NBS Sports presents Backyard Bowl four, sponsored in part by
Stinky Johnson. Stinky Johnson reminds you that Eddie Brown eats
Bookers and By Bush and his pal Butch likes know
when to say uncle.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Good afternoon, everybody.
Speaker 16 (30:40):
Dicky prew It along with Tubby Jackson live from the
vacant lot beside Missus Mortenson's house, bringing you the War
between the hedges and the street.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
It's backyard Ball for.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
They were about to get underway. There's some haggling going
on down there. It looks like the last two slots
on the team rosters, but.
Speaker 16 (30:59):
Of course, here football a little different. The rosters are
actually made while standing on the field.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
So we're down to the final two slots. Yes, it's
a citizen. Randy and Benny's little sister. They call her
the girl.
Speaker 16 (31:12):
Yeah, looking for good things from the girl. She's little,
she is quick. I see they're more haggling going on.
The Blazers are invoking the familiar we had him last
time rule, which of.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Course means the girl is going to join their lineup.
Speaker 16 (31:27):
Well, it looks like the crushers are gonna have to
take Randy and you know.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Dicky, Unless I miss my guess, Randy's gonna be the
one who has to stay in and blo.
Speaker 16 (31:36):
I remember back at Backyard Bowl three when he actually
convinced him to let him go out for a pass
hit in the face. Game ended early when he cried,
took his ball and went hall.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Who could forget that?
Speaker 16 (31:45):
Well, you know a lot of people wouldn't be surprised
to see Randy in the lineup at all. But today
perhaps the most important player on the field got to
be a first for Randy.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
That's because, of course it's his foots.
Speaker 16 (31:57):
This ball exactly hardly been used at all. Remember back
during barefoot season, he had a little red splotch on
his foot from kicking the laces.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
But his mom took care of that. Yep, she wrote
that kicked me here on the magic marker.
Speaker 16 (32:10):
There on the other side, which has really helped Randy
out so far.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Well, see, nobody has a coin for the toss.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
What's going Okay?
Speaker 6 (32:18):
The crushers win a quick round of rock paper scissors,
and they're going.
Speaker 16 (32:23):
To elect to receive, and they will take the end
of the field where it is limb free, the trees,
of course, bushes on one side and the street on
the other end.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
We's got some trouble down, there's what's happening. I can't
believe this. Randy making sports history here today, folks.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
He's becoming the only player ever to get hurt playing
rock paper scissors.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Delay on the ball game.
Speaker 16 (32:43):
Delay at the start of the ball game, so we'll
pause for this announcement from Stinky Johnson, Scooter and Leslieeson.
Speaker 18 (32:50):
The drinks, get ssigh energy first, then goes back didn't
go Scooter as a very big couch and the brown bugger.
Speaker 16 (33:02):
All right, now the first play of the game about
to get under way for backyard ball four uh, opening
with the classic everybody.
Speaker 10 (33:10):
Out for a pass play.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
We've seen that many times here in the backyard day.
Speaker 16 (33:14):
Except of course, for Randy who will who will stay
in and block?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
You see the dup eddie.
Speaker 16 (33:20):
Waddell lines up wide right, Here's Mary O King lines
up not quite as wide right. And there goes Tubby
Rise lines up so far right, he's behind the bushes. Wait, wait,
Tubby's just just relieving himself.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
Getting ready your backyard ball if you're ready.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (33:37):
Waddell cuts right at the big rock button, hooks at
the manhole cover a long pass. Whoa, my mash the
power line.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
Hit the power line.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
That is a do over. All right, Well, we'll just
go ahead and run this up a little bit. We
probably don't have time for the whole game, so we'll
just just we'll join. Hey, what was that guy? We'll
join in further action, the guy who did notre dame football.
You don't talk about it now. Further action later in
the game.
Speaker 7 (34:03):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 16 (34:04):
Let wait day break, And looks like Randy is crying hysterically.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
Yeah, he's arguing with the official. I think he's saying
the girl didn't count to three before she rushed.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Well, now let's say, actually she did count. He's just
going with the old argument.
Speaker 16 (34:18):
She didn't say one Mississippi, two, Mississippi, three, Mississippi before
she crossed the line of stream.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
The girl has been all over him all day.
Speaker 16 (34:25):
Well, she is a year older than him and twice
his size, and of course it's about three or four
times the athletic ability.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
That let's move an iron right eployment.
Speaker 10 (34:34):
Randy, you know you don't run forward.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
We'll do it.
Speaker 10 (34:37):
I guess we heard enough.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
All right, let's move to further action in the game.
Speaker 16 (34:41):
Okay, here we had the two minute warning has just sounded.
Mom calling the offensive line in for dinner.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
It is crunch time. It's going to be first team
to score wins.
Speaker 16 (34:51):
Here we go, alrighty, it's everybody go long for a
pass except Randy.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
It, we'll say, and lack. All right, stinky, He fades
back to pass.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
Oh trouble here, Randy trips, falls down.
Speaker 16 (35:05):
He's crying again. He's crying again. It looks like everybody
else is laughing at him. Tores he he said that
was his good pair of breeches. His mom told him
he couldn't mess them up, and all this has got
to look good.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
He's got a hold. Oh look yep, he's mad. Is
he taking it? He's taking his ball? Ball, going going home.
Speaker 16 (35:23):
Thus ends backyard Ball number four, reminiscent.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Of last year's game.
Speaker 16 (35:27):
On a similar note, Well whoa meet back here the
next afternoon we can that's whoa Okay, sudden death.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Everybody's splitting. Here comes dad with the belt.
Speaker 13 (35:36):
That's not Backyard Bowl four has been a presentation of
NBS Sports. The network were the really cool guys hang out.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
All right, Clemson and LSU tonight in New Orleans for
the National Championship.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, we got to.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
We have the classic playhouse LSU fans for Clemson. It
was a favorite. But Tater does the Davo dance. But
y'all can't see this as radio. This is one of
your best segments.
Speaker 11 (36:44):
I mean, the setup to this is actually going to
be longer than the thing you're doing.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
What I do a pretty good dabo.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Well you do rady.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Some of us like to see babe dolls dance. How
are you saying I don't dabbo? All right, here's your
reglass is now stretching out.
Speaker 10 (37:16):
You're right, you gotta take you you almost got.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
It's time almost over. Don't you need to go get
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Boy Billy Big Show Late Risers podcast about an hour
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All right, see I'm paying attention.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
H Burns.
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Okay, here we go action.
Speaker 13 (37:40):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode touchdown, LSU.
As our story opens, Missus Woodrow Boudreau is settling into bed.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
At the end of a long day.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Hey, who's burn is living party? Don't I tell vision
off a ConA bed?
Speaker 10 (38:00):
Yeah, I'm Lizbeth.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
Hold up, hold up, shut that windows, shut.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
It, but share listen all that beautiless, natural music coming
from the outside.
Speaker 20 (38:10):
But you ain't gonna fear so beautifulness when you catch
that west now from all damn Quito bull crawling to
that hole.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
And that big on windows screen that.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Just shows what you know, woman, I don't fix that
hole in the screen. Hey, speaking of making some beautimous music,
how about you and me?
Speaker 7 (38:26):
Oh no, you.
Speaker 20 (38:27):
Better got that idea right out of your head and
the music in hilltil night it is gonna be you
doing the solo.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Why why that.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Cause of that big bowler Ko Dumbo you can have
for then over that T.
Speaker 20 (38:42):
Jones cage and kitchen. You know how that stuff gives
you the tooth?
Speaker 5 (38:49):
You mean like this touchdown? Thats U.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Said what My uncle Jaques used to say that up
every time he cracked off a good and he trumped
his head.
Speaker 10 (39:06):
Say touchdown, Lsu.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
That there's a foodsball reference.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
I know what a touchdown? Here is, your big dumb goober.
Speaker 10 (39:13):
Oh yeah, well maybe you recognize this.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
That's what they called the extra point and that betans
call LSU seven George or nothing.
Speaker 20 (39:23):
You know, you just might be the nastiest man in
all the sat Louisiana guarantee could be.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
But I can showing up put some point on the board.
Speaker 10 (39:32):
Oh look at y'all.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Boom boom boodo is on the march again.
Speaker 10 (39:39):
Touchdown, LSU.
Speaker 20 (39:43):
So I see your uncle Jack ain't the last idiopponent
The boo woo wee.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
That Woodroo Boodro making some big tangs happening down down
to night. They say he could be the next walk
to panton a tony door set a Josh Booty.
Speaker 5 (39:58):
Oh yeah, well, I'm all like gas is clay to me,
I can't believe it.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Dow go again.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
Looks like he's going all the way.
Speaker 10 (40:09):
It must be halftime.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Halftime What that means?
Speaker 10 (40:15):
It may men, you gotta switch sides.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
We don't.
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You've enjoying John Boy and Billy playhouse June in again.
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Speaker 1 (41:08):
Y'all hope you have a great wrest of your Monday.
Door A big game will be back at it on tomorrow.
Tell me more about this LSU touchdown things. Shut up Love,
you made it, Mouza, I got that.
Good Monday morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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Guy's roommate steals the show. This show needed stealing. Idiot
doing a live stream of him brushing his teeth.
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We would just get on my nerves.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm glad Old fat boy took his phone and ran
y'all check it out at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And now we ready go.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Okay, come Wallis.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Quiz.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
That's welcome Steve from Irwin, Tennessee in here. Good morning Steve,
Good morning, John boyd Amen.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
All right, are you ready to take your quiz? Yes, sir,
all right, get it well.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
A Florida man named Chris Severe loves his laptop computer
a lot. You've heard the old saying, if you love
it so much, when you marry it, Well, that's just
what he decided to do. Severe says his laptop computer
has been such a faithful and helpful daily companion over
the years. He fell in love with it, so, he
(01:45):
argued in a Palm Beach Florida courtroom case he should
be allowed to marry his computer. Bad news. The judge denied.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
Ms.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Severe was very disappointed.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
He says to him his computer is just like a
woman because A it's the focus of all his romantic feelings.
B just the sight of it turns him on. Or
see as soon as he gets in bed with it,
it freezes up.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Then you got Steve.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
Oh that's tough, but I'm gonna have to go with Steve.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, yeah, I met that idiot putting videos him brushing
his teeth. Uh, Steve worked out for you, buddy. Got
the Happy Herd prize back. We'll get it to you
over in Irwin.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Okay, Joe boy, thanks, give a shout out, yes, sir, hey,
shout out doller military personnel right now, and shout out
to my wife Sherry.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well all rise, Steve, appreciate you, buddy, Hang on with jacket.
Bottom of the hour time and on top of your news.
Celebrator Randy highlights this morning when Ralph and May was
in the studios.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
And good and ran versus Ralphie coming out. Good morning.
(03:36):
That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Monday, January thirteenth, All right, highlights from.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Randad this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, we got him playing one of his many character
Oral Rogers on the Playhouse. Coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Hope we get out of here.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
We're looking back at this comedian Ralphie May, friend of
the Big Show. You know, Ralphie passed away back in
October twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And uh and and he verse on the sea. It
was one of them comedian.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Shows, right yeah, yeah, the last comic sin and any
One man.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Funny guy, good guy.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
He was funny guy.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
I hear him on the streaming one of the streaming
comedy channels.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Very funny the time.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, of course, Well he was here in the Big
Show studio, and we entitled this clip Randy versus Ralphie.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
All right, roll y'all have the best food and radio bunch,
unhealthy son of the guns.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
All love you.
Speaker 9 (04:29):
I think we've already covered this, the healthiest one belly
and that ain't saying much.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, really the only the only you.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
Know, you're not healthy looking over there, Well.
Speaker 10 (04:40):
I'm kind of mousey, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Randy is so obsessed with his dot.
Speaker 9 (04:44):
I mean we had some I thought you're gonna say,
with the partner's hair, because I mean, you could set
a ruler to that page.
Speaker 10 (04:50):
We're gonna play today.
Speaker 9 (04:51):
Oh oh, remember the other day, it was all shoots
and ladders when they were making fan jokes.
Speaker 8 (04:59):
Joke, I'm the big butt head.
Speaker 9 (05:02):
No, it was all shoots and ladders in remember it
was all honky dory.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
Oh, fatty fat ha ha.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
And and that boob joke it just a little while ago.
That was real funny too, making fun of my mar boobs. Yeah, yeah,
thank you for them. Now somebody gets all sensitive. Oh
I got a little sand in my monkey.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yeah wait, I gotta write that down roy Hill.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Captain Kangaroo, got it?
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Capt Kangaroo.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Oh you know it is because Randy's a little sensitive.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
I know he's a little touchy. He conditioned out real good.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
He can't take it.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
A little bit.
Speaker 10 (05:41):
Glad you got kicked off that TV.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
There you go, So there you go. Keep it up, psidekick,
keep it up, keep it up. Oh, it's some steroids.
I think they're working on me too. Road rage over there.
I got anger, I'm golad and hit me a couple
of home runs.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
I'll be all.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Uh that happens ready here more than anyway, man, And
even without the steroids.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Yeah, exactly no, but I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I mean, I pick on Randy lot, but I mean,
you know, organization like this needs someone like Randy uptight.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
You gotta have it, You gotta have it.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
This thing, it just it just gets all wound up
and mad to come trunk. Everything was left up to you.
I mean, we do it fishing. We do every show fishing.
We're sitting on two cases of beer fishing.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's my dad's fault.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
I asked him what I should do, and he said.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Why don't you just go down to Hell and work
for the devil.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
That's how I ended up here.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That's how Ready gets back. Yes, it's a little drop, so.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
He does.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
They're good too. I love that King of the Hill.
If I had a do, I really wasn't you know
saying Randy was uptight? You guessed it that and and
pretty good.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
He squeaks when he when he passes gas.
Speaker 11 (06:53):
Very does my enalness bother you?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Well?
Speaker 9 (06:59):
You really are though, I mean you're really touching wound
too tired for this show. I mean, if you're on
another show, we can understand.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
But now that's what helped me arrange that.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
I think you'll arranged that yourself with the same the
lovely little attitude.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
Yeah, towards guests.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
Yeah, hear drop. I know you're gonna do it. I
knew you're gonna do it. I say, hit a drop again.
You know, have anything ready to say?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Go to that hate kill files.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Why can't he turned that energy into something useful like
that boy with no legs who ran across Canada.
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Oh, I had to make the fan joke come out there?
Speaker 7 (07:44):
You did, I know?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I know.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Okay, Well here's something else you can probably use. We
accuse Randy of being sometime now, they don't accuse me.
It's not like I give him reason to like he
you know, I mean need a dresser on a perpetual diet.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Oh yeah, it's like big Foot. None of us have
seen it, but we know.
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
Are they throwing you under the bus by like it?
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Well that ain't right, calling gay right here and everything
that ain't right right in front of him.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Well, we throw him under the bus and he still
comes out with his hair looking.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
Exactly Are you kidding me?
Speaker 9 (08:24):
He couldn't move that hair. That hair is Katrina proof.
Let me tell you if he was that in New
Orleans they wouldn't be nothing left to that town. But
that hair be perfectly parted, not a hair out of line.
Speaker 10 (08:37):
Nothing wrong with kidding me, nothing wrong with be a neat.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
Even could use him to rebuild that town. Look at
that hair. Just take his aquet and spread over the
whole city. Ain't gonna go nowhere.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
The roof of the super Dome is gonna look like
hair that already does it?
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Already does he killed me? They don't move.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Good Morning Big Show on the radio for Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
All right, here's that call, Good Morning Big Show.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
God boing Bill who had mix here?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
How's it going?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Well, let's see, I'm sixty four years old, I'm fat,
I'm wheezy. I gotta prostate the sizeable volleyball credit score.
That wouldn't make a decent size earthquay here. Lately I
get winded reaching for the TV.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
You think it so all right?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
A right, I'm coming here more. The meatless meat people
are at it again. The first burger king was pushing
fake hamburgers at me. Now Hooters wants me to buy
meat free chicken wings. That's right. Three hundred and eighteen
Hooters locations are selling something called unreal wings fake boneless
(10:19):
chicken made out of micro protein, which is some kind
of weird witch's brew of mushrooms, non fat milk, and
dried egg white. All right, let me get this out
of the way, right up from my big old meat
eating But so, Carl Sweat, the chief marketing officer at Hooters, says,
(10:42):
we were able to recreate the taste, texture, and crispiness
of our world famous chicken wings perfectly. Of course, what's
Carl gonna say? He's the chief marketing But wait, they
also put out a Viti with a bunch of taste
testers trying out the new vegetarian wings, but they didn't
(11:06):
tell them the wings were meatless. Brace yourself. Mikayla from
Orlando says it tastes just like a boneless chicken wing.
Did I mention that Mikayla and the rest of the
testers are Hooter girls in full battle uniforms. They don't
get me wrong. They all seem like real nice gals.
(11:26):
How UnBias is your review going to be when the
guy's sticking the camera in your face is the same
guy that signs you pay jest, Hooter says, unreal wings
provide our guests a healthier option with the full Hooters
wing flavor they know and love. Please, I've been to Hooters.
(11:47):
I like Hooters, but I've seen their guests. Ain't none
of them looking to explore healthier options. They're looking for
three things boobs, beer, and big screen TV. I'll give
them credit. Hooters has done a bang up job selling
fake breasts to America. Like fake wings, that's a whole
(12:08):
nother store. So bottom line, it's a freak country. You
want to be a vegetarian, knock yourself out. But if
you think the best place to start your new Earth
friendly meatless lifestyle is a bar table at Hooters during
an Alabama football game, I got some serious doubts about
(12:29):
your commitment to a greener, cleaner future. Now this, here's
what you call a solution in search of a problem.
Vegans don't eat it Hooters, And when people that do
eat it Hooters want chicken wings, they order, well, you know,
chicken wings. The fake meat whizards need to flap their
(12:50):
unreal wings back to the lab, drop a basket of
drum ass and a friar. Turn up the ball game,
sat out, shut up, hackquit running my life. Y'all have
a night.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, all right, we talk about them Pringles stater chips.
You know, the guy who invented that packaging was Frederick J.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Bauer. When he died in O Wait, his children followed
his wishes and buried his remains inside of a Pringles
can original flavor.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Of course, maybe they creamanded or maybe he's a really
big can you know?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
All right, all right, we're doing what that Pringle said.
Speaker 12 (13:38):
Let's cut you up on your news.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Whole
bunch of my big show listeners. Ain't wait for tonight's
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Clemson against LSU. And last week I heard my boy
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Speaker 1 (15:37):
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Speaker 2 (15:38):
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classic playhouse.
Speaker 13 (16:24):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Oral
Rogers makes a house call. As our story opens, It's
two am on an icy winter night, as a visitor
comes to the door of a small patio home in
the Brushywood Acres retirement village.
Speaker 14 (16:43):
Come on, come on up and up, I'm freezing my
Philippians off out here.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
Open up, Hello, Hello, back.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
You must be Reverend Rodgers.
Speaker 11 (16:56):
Yes, let me in. For goodness sakes, I'm freezing. That's
doctor Rogers anyway, sir, you.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
Are doctor Claude Pepper on the uncall overnight position. I
listen before you get all wound up. H See, that's
what those three dots are for. I'm just extemporizing it
to him.
Speaker 11 (17:14):
You thought she were gonna be doing some concentrating. There,
ain't got no time for no small Hello.
Speaker 7 (17:22):
I'm letting the guy who knows his lines in.
Speaker 11 (17:23):
There ain't no time for no small talking there, Fuzzy.
When that woman called, she said she was on death door.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
Now where is she she's in the bedroom. But doctor Rogers, Hey.
Speaker 10 (17:34):
Hold on one, did you just hold that thought there?
My little center friend. I'll be right back. I'll be
right back again. Sadie, Sadie, honey, it's doctor Rogers.
Speaker 15 (17:46):
You beg camy know him dying? It's nice for here,
No do docty right.
Speaker 10 (17:51):
How are you feeling?
Speaker 7 (17:52):
Sweet?
Speaker 16 (17:53):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (17:53):
Terrible? I feel like I could give up the ghost
any shaking now that Doctor's been here for thirty minutes,
oaking in pride in me and ain't doing a bit
of good.
Speaker 11 (18:03):
Well, honey, you should have called me here first instead
of that old voodoo daddy out there. You know, the
poor You know what I'm talking about, right, because woman,
thou art fixing to get loose?
Speaker 10 (18:14):
Tell me, sister, do you believe I do?
Speaker 11 (18:17):
Do you understand that the power I'm a fixing the
lady upon you comes not from me but from the
Lord himself?
Speaker 15 (18:25):
Absolutely?
Speaker 14 (18:26):
Then buckle up, buttercup, here come swungo, foul spirits of
me on the same infirmit here as well as stomach
turning demon of bad breath.
Speaker 10 (18:40):
You know you really could use a tic tack their system.
The land. I want to have my top buttons say, okay,
here we go. I'm back with you now.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
To come n.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Excuse me, Doctor Rogers, back.
Speaker 14 (19:04):
Off, doctor Quackenstein. We don't need your old snake all
around Harry anymore.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Doctor, I really need to speak with you out here
for a second, Sadie.
Speaker 10 (19:14):
You relax. Let me go tough with this unsaved heathen
for just a moment.
Speaker 15 (19:18):
How blesh you, Doctor Roger?
Speaker 11 (19:21):
Yes, all right now, all right now, old bugs as
old bugs.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
Monny used to say, there, what's up?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Doc?
Speaker 7 (19:29):
Well, you get really wound up?
Speaker 11 (19:31):
You know, my face got really rid, top button everything,
it still happens.
Speaker 7 (19:35):
It's all blown up like that guy on South Park?
Speaker 10 (19:39):
Could you help me?
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Yees? Oh no, now you need I just thought that
you should know. There's nothing wrong with missus Butterworth.
Speaker 10 (19:48):
Well, of course there ain't you a heathen.
Speaker 14 (19:50):
The Lord just used me to land divine healing right
down upon her.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
No, no, no, I mean there was never anything wrong
with her.
Speaker 10 (19:57):
Now hold the phone. You ain't just s in there there, you're.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Fuzzy whatever, white devil.
Speaker 10 (20:08):
You just hold the phone.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
She said she is that right at death's door. But
according to my examination, she's perfectly fine. Frankly doctor Rogers.
I believe missus Butterworth is a hypoconrac. In other words,
her problems are all in her mind.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
Even that dragon breath of hers.
Speaker 7 (20:25):
Well, no, that one's in her mind.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Now are you telling me that woman wasn't never dying?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
No, physically speaking, she's fine.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
Could you excuse me for just a second.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Of course, White Devil's got nothing to do, Sadie.
Speaker 10 (20:40):
It's doctor Rogers again, sweetheart?
Speaker 15 (20:42):
Where are you? I'm not here, Hello, doctor Rogers.
Speaker 10 (20:46):
O your sister. I'm gonna need it in my hand
upon your.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
Head just one more time? You are what far sh
I'm getting kind of a word of knowledge here?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Hm?
Speaker 10 (21:01):
Oh my goodness, sweetheart. Do you have a wheel?
Speaker 15 (21:04):
A wheel? Well? Y, yes, mister Green keeps in the
saved down its Laurie in office.
Speaker 11 (21:10):
All right, I'm gonna call mister Green and get him
to bring it over here right away. Now let me
ask you another question, sister. Do you have any money?
And if you do, where do you keep it at?
Speaker 15 (21:20):
I keep it to Brushywood National Bank down Tangle.
Speaker 10 (21:23):
All right.
Speaker 11 (21:23):
Then I'm gonna have to call mister Cato in from
the bank and have him come over.
Speaker 10 (21:27):
Also, you are Dr Rogers.
Speaker 15 (21:30):
Do you mean I really am.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Going to die?
Speaker 11 (21:34):
No, sister, they ain't a blessed thing wrong with you.
I just don't want to be me and Doctor Pepper
has the only two fools dragged out of bed for
nothing on a night like this.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I've told you.
Speaker 11 (21:52):
I really think I could do that last line better.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
We would hope.
Speaker 13 (21:56):
You've enjoyed John Boy spirits of punchline disaster come up.
Speaker 15 (22:02):
I think he's the one.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Kulle that again.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Next time we'll hear crusty old mister Cato from the bank.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
See, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Not as easy as it looks, there is it?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Burn? Yes, right here, we have to have a return
to oral here sometimes.
Speaker 10 (22:25):
Here no, no, no, no, no, I don't know. I'm
here to help you, John, that's right.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Don't take a lot of just trying to help you
make my jobs. Wait, you ainal to make that happen.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
A y'all, Well, let's play wordy Word one eight hundred
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Speaker 1 (24:00):
Wall in minutes right now? Really well, another week the
worthy word lesson. I had everybody's head about the bad word.
Where let's beak the contestants.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
We got Richard from Waynesville, Georgia, Good morning, Richard.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Morning, god Boy morning.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Then we got Butler from a gus to Georgia.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Was up Butler, Good morning, John Boy, Billy.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Hey Man y'all.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Welcome boys. All right, couple out the great state of Georgia. Butler,
your own team, Tater and Randy.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, Richard on the John Boyn Milly side. We'll do
two rounds. Killer's got the word tablets for us.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah all right' butl you relax me and Richard for
the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
All right, Richard, ready for round one? All right?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Is starting the clock now back in the Old West,
when you say, what's all people that was wanting by
the law, that it was a wanted blank? Yes, all right,
Uh he's the out of the blank in the school
you go to your home room but blank? Yeah, no, no,
the who what is the teacher in charge of the uh?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Classes? All right? Blank? Metal the blank metal yard?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yes, all right, man, man, class would have been easier there,
jin I made it harder.
Speaker 10 (25:28):
Is Randy snickering?
Speaker 11 (25:32):
It's because of how animated you become when you when
you're frustrated.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
My hands, I couldn't say a word you were landing
in aircraft.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
All right, Well, here we go, three on the board
and Butler and Tater are up from there around one.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Ready, Butler, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 17 (25:51):
When you take a piece of paper and you you
bend it?
Speaker 7 (25:54):
What have you done?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yes?
Speaker 18 (25:55):
Uh?
Speaker 17 (25:56):
The little blank it was the TV show was spanky little.
Speaker 16 (26:01):
A little.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
In our game.
Speaker 17 (26:03):
Yeah, but yeah, you are not a You don't stay
in a The Hilton is one of these the yes,
you go pick up your medicine from no, no, what
is the medicine called.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
What's the medicine called? Thank you?
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Have y'all?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Has turned into handsom since he.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Like fives and that work question.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
The bell.
Speaker 11 (26:38):
It's tough to do that, but I would tell you
it's tough to hit the sound effect and be the contestant.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, a little behind saying that Randy is supposed to
be taking over on the corner here above everything, and
he's being charge.
Speaker 10 (26:50):
I delegate that task to tATu.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Wait. Wait, we're in the middle of the game.
Speaker 10 (26:55):
We can't fight right now.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Four to three. Butler takes a lead by one. All right, here,
we're going around.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
There, We're going around two, Richard, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Okay? Oh, he's and go. The Founding Document of America
is the US what constitution?
Speaker 6 (27:17):
There you go, let's see on New Year's you might
make one of these to make a change. Bam, yep,
a volcano does this when lava starts coming out?
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Yes, yep, not the wife, she's married to the husband.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Bam, yep.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Not a town, but a bigger place is a yep.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Lets the Blank Woman. Julia Roberts was in this movie
Blank Woman. Yep, there you go. A guy on the road.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Right there put a six on a three a total
of nine for Richard.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Right, I'm pretty sure I got a conference call the time.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Well, let's see if you and Butler can get five
to tie and six will win.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Do my best. Here we go.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
I want to make you mad. Ready I've done it.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Okay, you're ready, I'm ready. I'm ready, ready go. Okay.
So there was this TV show.
Speaker 11 (28:10):
Called gun Smoke Marshall, Dylan and Niss and it rhymes
with it I feel really really bad, no close, I
feel really really bad for someone I pity and oh
this is that stuff that Christmas that we that we hate.
It gets all over everything. It's like little metal flakes. Yeah,
(28:32):
I know, it's the smaller, tiny little flakes. They're real
shiny o god streets play with.
Speaker 19 (28:38):
Lepers, wear them glitter.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Because Randy Muffin on Glitter Father from AUGUSTA man, you
try in anytime.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Buddy, good day, good job.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
That's why is doing Hey Richard from Waynesville, your fifty
dollars certificate from your novel dot com is headed down
towards your good game.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Gratulations. Oh thank you. Good morning. Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Time for the classic bit request in the morning that
he usually gets it off to Facebook. Walk well you
get in touch with us, come home like Scott Broom
out of Asheville, North Carolina. Guy says, y'all feel like
playing backyard ball. That would be a good time in
the National Championship. Got his football happening tonight, Scott, We'll
do it for you next.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
It's a big showing the radio and the classic bit
request this morning. Scott Broom out of Ashville, North Carolina
head ud.
Speaker 19 (30:18):
NBS Sports presents Backyard Bowl four, sponsored in part by
Stinky Johnson. Stinky Johnson reminds you that Eddie Brown eats
Bookers and By Bush and his pal Butch likes know
when to say uncle.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Good afternoon, everybody.
Speaker 16 (30:40):
Dicky prew It along with Tubby Jackson live from the
vacant lot beside Missus Mortenson's house, bringing you the War
between the hedges and the street.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
It's backyard Ball for.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
They were about to get underway. There's some haggling going
on down there. It looks like the last two slots
on the team rosters, but.
Speaker 16 (30:59):
Of course, here football a little different. The rosters are
actually made while standing on the field.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
So we're down to the final two slots. Yes, it's
a citizen. Randy and Benny's little sister. They call her
the girl.
Speaker 16 (31:12):
Yeah, looking for good things from the girl. She's little,
she is quick. I see they're more haggling going on.
The Blazers are invoking the familiar we had him last
time rule, which of.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Course means the girl is going to join their lineup.
Speaker 16 (31:27):
Well, it looks like the crushers are gonna have to
take Randy and you know.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Dicky, Unless I miss my guess, Randy's gonna be the
one who has to stay in and blo.
Speaker 16 (31:36):
I remember back at Backyard Bowl three when he actually
convinced him to let him go out for a pass
hit in the face. Game ended early when he cried,
took his ball and went hall.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Who could forget that?
Speaker 16 (31:45):
Well, you know a lot of people wouldn't be surprised
to see Randy in the lineup at all. But today
perhaps the most important player on the field got to
be a first for Randy.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
That's because, of course it's his foots.
Speaker 16 (31:57):
This ball exactly hardly been used at all. Remember back
during barefoot season, he had a little red splotch on
his foot from kicking the laces.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
But his mom took care of that. Yep, she wrote
that kicked me here on the magic marker.
Speaker 16 (32:10):
There on the other side, which has really helped Randy
out so far.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Well, see, nobody has a coin for the toss.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
What's going Okay?
Speaker 6 (32:18):
The crushers win a quick round of rock paper scissors,
and they're going.
Speaker 16 (32:23):
To elect to receive, and they will take the end
of the field where it is limb free, the trees,
of course, bushes on one side and the street on
the other end.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
We's got some trouble down, there's what's happening. I can't
believe this. Randy making sports history here today, folks.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
He's becoming the only player ever to get hurt playing
rock paper scissors.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Delay on the ball game.
Speaker 16 (32:43):
Delay at the start of the ball game, so we'll
pause for this announcement from Stinky Johnson, Scooter and Leslieeson.
Speaker 18 (32:50):
The drinks, get ssigh energy first, then goes back didn't
go Scooter as a very big couch and the brown bugger.
Speaker 16 (33:02):
All right, now the first play of the game about
to get under way for backyard ball four uh, opening
with the classic everybody.
Speaker 10 (33:10):
Out for a pass play.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
We've seen that many times here in the backyard day.
Speaker 16 (33:14):
Except of course, for Randy who will who will stay
in and block?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
You see the dup eddie.
Speaker 16 (33:20):
Waddell lines up wide right, Here's Mary O King lines
up not quite as wide right. And there goes Tubby
Rise lines up so far right, he's behind the bushes. Wait, wait,
Tubby's just just relieving himself.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
Getting ready your backyard ball if you're ready.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (33:37):
Waddell cuts right at the big rock button, hooks at
the manhole cover a long pass. Whoa, my mash the
power line.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
Hit the power line.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
That is a do over. All right, Well, we'll just
go ahead and run this up a little bit. We
probably don't have time for the whole game, so we'll
just just we'll join. Hey, what was that guy? We'll
join in further action, the guy who did notre dame football.
You don't talk about it now. Further action later in
the game.
Speaker 7 (34:03):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 16 (34:04):
Let wait day break, And looks like Randy is crying hysterically.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
Yeah, he's arguing with the official. I think he's saying
the girl didn't count to three before she rushed.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Well, now let's say, actually she did count. He's just
going with the old argument.
Speaker 16 (34:18):
She didn't say one Mississippi, two, Mississippi, three, Mississippi before
she crossed the line of stream.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
The girl has been all over him all day.
Speaker 16 (34:25):
Well, she is a year older than him and twice
his size, and of course it's about three or four
times the athletic ability.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
That let's move an iron right eployment.
Speaker 10 (34:34):
Randy, you know you don't run forward.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
We'll do it.
Speaker 10 (34:37):
I guess we heard enough.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
All right, let's move to further action in the game.
Speaker 16 (34:41):
Okay, here we had the two minute warning has just sounded.
Mom calling the offensive line in for dinner.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
It is crunch time. It's going to be first team
to score wins.
Speaker 16 (34:51):
Here we go, alrighty, it's everybody go long for a
pass except Randy.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
It, we'll say, and lack. All right, stinky, He fades
back to pass.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
Oh trouble here, Randy trips, falls down.
Speaker 16 (35:05):
He's crying again. He's crying again. It looks like everybody
else is laughing at him. Tores he he said that
was his good pair of breeches. His mom told him
he couldn't mess them up, and all this has got
to look good.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
He's got a hold. Oh look yep, he's mad. Is
he taking it? He's taking his ball? Ball, going going home.
Speaker 16 (35:23):
Thus ends backyard Ball number four, reminiscent.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Of last year's game.
Speaker 16 (35:27):
On a similar note, Well whoa meet back here the
next afternoon we can that's whoa Okay, sudden death.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Everybody's splitting. Here comes dad with the belt.
Speaker 13 (35:36):
That's not Backyard Bowl four has been a presentation of
NBS Sports. The network were the really cool guys hang out.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
All right, Clemson and LSU tonight in New Orleans for
the National Championship.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, we got to.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
We have the classic playhouse LSU fans for Clemson. It
was a favorite. But Tater does the Davo dance. But
y'all can't see this as radio. This is one of
your best segments.
Speaker 11 (36:44):
I mean, the setup to this is actually going to
be longer than the thing you're doing.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
What I do a pretty good dabo.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Well you do rady.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Some of us like to see babe dolls dance. How
are you saying I don't dabbo? All right, here's your
reglass is now stretching out.
Speaker 10 (37:16):
You're right, you gotta take you you almost got.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
It's time almost over. Don't you need to go get
our podcast ready?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Absolutely do? All right, I'll check out the Job.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Boy Billy Big Show Late Risers podcast about an hour
and a half from when we get out of here.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
All right, see I'm paying attention.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
H Burns.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Okay, here we go action.
Speaker 13 (37:40):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode touchdown, LSU.
As our story opens, Missus Woodrow Boudreau is settling into bed.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
At the end of a long day.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Hey, who's burn is living party? Don't I tell vision
off a ConA bed?
Speaker 10 (38:00):
Yeah, I'm Lizbeth.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
Hold up, hold up, shut that windows, shut.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
It, but share listen all that beautiless, natural music coming
from the outside.
Speaker 20 (38:10):
But you ain't gonna fear so beautifulness when you catch
that west now from all damn Quito bull crawling to
that hole.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
And that big on windows screen that.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Just shows what you know, woman, I don't fix that
hole in the screen. Hey, speaking of making some beautimous music,
how about you and me?
Speaker 7 (38:26):
Oh no, you.
Speaker 20 (38:27):
Better got that idea right out of your head and
the music in hilltil night it is gonna be you
doing the solo.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Why why that.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Cause of that big bowler Ko Dumbo you can have
for then over that T.
Speaker 20 (38:42):
Jones cage and kitchen. You know how that stuff gives
you the tooth?
Speaker 5 (38:49):
You mean like this touchdown? Thats U.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Said what My uncle Jaques used to say that up
every time he cracked off a good and he trumped
his head.
Speaker 10 (39:06):
Say touchdown, Lsu.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
That there's a foodsball reference.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
I know what a touchdown? Here is, your big dumb goober.
Speaker 10 (39:13):
Oh yeah, well maybe you recognize this.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
That's what they called the extra point and that betans
call LSU seven George or nothing.
Speaker 20 (39:23):
You know, you just might be the nastiest man in
all the sat Louisiana guarantee could be.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
But I can showing up put some point on the board.
Speaker 10 (39:32):
Oh look at y'all.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Boom boom boodo is on the march again.
Speaker 10 (39:39):
Touchdown, LSU.
Speaker 20 (39:43):
So I see your uncle Jack ain't the last idiopponent
The boo woo wee.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
That Woodroo Boodro making some big tangs happening down down
to night. They say he could be the next walk
to panton a tony door set a Josh Booty.
Speaker 5 (39:58):
Oh yeah, well, I'm all like gas is clay to me,
I can't believe it.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Dow go again.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
Looks like he's going all the way.
Speaker 10 (40:09):
It must be halftime.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Halftime What that means?
Speaker 10 (40:15):
It may men, you gotta switch sides.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
We don't.
Speaker 13 (40:26):
You've enjoying John Boy and Billy playhouse June in again.
Next time when we'll hear Boodros crusty old Uncle Jacques say, hey,
big man, let me hold it down. Big boxes here
(40:48):
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Speaker 1 (41:08):
Y'all hope you have a great wrest of your Monday.
Door A big game will be back at it on tomorrow.
Tell me more about this LSU touchdown things. Shut up Love,
you made it, Mouza, I got that.
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Johnny "John Boy" Isley
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