January 8, 2024 • 34 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we revel the truth about John Boy & Billy’s “off-time”.. - Mad Max has a Sorry World Update.. - We learn some things from the kids.. - and we give a musical salute to Bruce Jenner..
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The may shows on the radio coming up. These just
wait for you to join the winners. That'd be the
current of men's quiz. You take c when a one
hundred dollars American Express gift card. All right here in
the first of the year, where looking back at some
of our favorite big show toos, starting off with Ricky B.
Sharp with a hot little number.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh well, I'm the kind of guy don't like them
to mess around.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
If it eats, what's you want till you wear it
can be found.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
I made them, man, I.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Sell them, even bring them to your place. But if
you try to stiff me a punch you in the face.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
They call me a.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
Pizza running, Yeah, the pizza running, the master.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Around around around around around.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Oh well, we got a lunch buffet that's really out
of sight. If you try to share a plate, then
there's gonna be a fighter. We had a valid bar,
but we had to shut it down. Nobody wanted Sally
and the lettuce all turned.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Round, and they call me a pizza runner.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Yeah, a pizza runner, the master around around around around around.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Will we closed roun time too? Times and Peter say
that it ain't fair. It's when I have to full
fight crime. And when pizza runs around, bad guy, don't
have a prayer. Yeah here, pizza run the customer is key.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
We always try to please you, will do almost anything.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
But if you come and bro and trying to sneaking.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Out on your check, I hope you got insurance because
I'm gonna break your neck because I'm a pizza.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Runny Oh im a pizza runny mess. They're around, They're around,
They're around, They're around the round. Let's say, Lucy, come
in here and do a person this song for me.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Oh wow, run out of Rhymester Bush.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Damn it.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I gotta make a pizza for the chief of Collings
trying to get out of the parking tickets I got
on the rubble bill.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
All right, I'll do it, but I'm gonna tell the truth.
You're in. Let me just help a brother out, saint,
will you?
Speaker 8 (02:39):
All right?
Speaker 9 (02:40):
You asked for rich.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
What There's lots of other places you could buy a pizza.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Pie, but no one has a mascot. That's a two
foot Morene guy.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
He's grouchy, had, he's crabby yeeddie isn't vernice. That's what
happens when you just supply a pizza the slice. He's
the pizza rut. You need pizza rut. He's such a cloud.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
A cloud cloud. I'm the pizza rush. I have the
pizza rut the beta.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Round there, round noun noun, nound, Go on, yeah, I'm
pizza Rut, mister pizza Rudd, the master.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
They're out, They're round the round, they're.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Reul No round, you are killing me?
Speaker 10 (03:27):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Good morning, got a big shoulder radio. Well, let's play
the current events, Queiz Bentley, what are we dealing with?
Speaker 10 (03:38):
High tech news coming soon the bionic bra.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Alright now, ain't talking, tay, Get up close to me
one eight hundred Big show you told free line, take
see and when next? Good morning the big shows on
(04:15):
the radio video today when dads are left in charge
of the baby. This is a funny end of course.
Our man Randy put all the music and sound effects
onto it makes him so much better. And I love
the obligatory poot. Gotta have obligatory poot with a baby
in there seeing for yourself at the big show dot com.
(04:36):
All right, girl, get ready.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
Willis's time this quizy.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I say hey to Clayton from Houston, Tennessee. Good morning, Clayton.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Are you all right?
Speaker 10 (05:03):
I will say he's either really excited or he's being
attacked by a wild animal.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You'll have that on you big jobs. He knows that.
All right, Clayton, Listen to Bill and win this prize package.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
Well, a team of researchers has come up with a
way to add state of the art technology to the brazier.
Julie Steele, who runs a group called Breast Research Australia
or BRA get it. It's based at the University in
New South Wales. She says up to eighty five percent
of women are wearing bras that don't fit right for
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one reason or another. This can lead to neck and
back pain, numbness in the fingertips, and possible nerve damage
in the shoulder.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (05:44):
Well, the so called biotic bra has straps that automatically
adjust to make it more perfectly fit a woman's particular curves.
She's sitting quietly on the couch, the bra fits one way.
If she's jogging or playing tennis, the bra would automatically
adjust its fit, sort of like a luxury card that
can switch from comfort to sport mode.
Speaker 11 (06:05):
There you go.
Speaker 10 (06:06):
Professor Steele expects the new bra to lead to a
fewer doctor visits by women, be better overall female wellness,
or see a lot more college kids signing up for
the Breast Research in Australia team.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Hey boy, I believe with alright, I love y'all, y'all
keep playing the man I got.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I got asked I have one when Tighter is playing
wordy words? All right, well, you love watching Tighter playing.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Y'all need to put that on video?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, you know we do. That wouldn't be a pretty fixer.
Glead and you talked to Jackie. Get your dress down
to a congratulations, good morning, and you got the Big
Show on already, have more chances for you to win
(07:11):
coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Oh oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I didn't see you.
Speaker 12 (07:17):
This is Professor Melvin handed Day, head of hey ah, oh,
head of Big Show Science and History division. And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
Don boy and on the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
When I say that will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a negative. I simply meant that they they
Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Good morning? A big show is on a radio and
now wise advice from kids Patrick, aged ten says, never
trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad
is mad and ask you do I look stupid, don't
answer him. Michael fourteen says never tell your mom her
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diets not working. Randy age nine, stay away from prunes.
Robert thirteen, never pee on an electric fence. Norona age
thirteen says, don't squat with your spurs on. Don't pull
dad's finger when he tells you to. Wise advice from
(08:58):
Emily to Helall eleven says, when your mom is mad
at your dad, don't let her brush your hair ow.
Tracy fourteen says never allow your three year old brother
in the same room as your school assignment. Never hold
a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. You
can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
(09:21):
Lauren age nine says felt markers are not good to
use as lipstick. Joel aged ten says, don't pick on
your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. More Wise
advice from kids. When you get a bad grade in school,
show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
And finally, Eileen eight says, never try to baptize a cat.
(09:45):
Wise advice from kids. Good morning, it's a big show
(10:13):
on the radio. Yes, sir, all right, first time this year.
Phil McCracken at work out of the receptionist desk. Let's
uh go ahead and go out here and listen to
old Phil.
Speaker 13 (10:26):
Hello, bab your relief is here. And speaking of relief, hallelujah,
the hallidays are over. I think my tinker bell has
rung for the last time. So tell me what did
Johnny Bravo get you for Christmas? A trip to New York?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You lucky wench.
Speaker 13 (10:45):
I'd love to trade a little of these hate seed
hijinks for some of that high society.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What's then? What you hit a snag? Well, what happened?
Uh huh?
Speaker 13 (10:55):
You you were setting in first class and the stewardess
said you were in the wrong seat. Well, so oh,
she wanted you to move to coach coach.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
The nerve.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
So what well, what what did you do?
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Uh huh?
Speaker 13 (11:11):
You you told her you were blonde and beautiful and
you were going to New York.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Well, yow, so what what what what did she say?
Uh huh? She she she got the other stewardess that
the gang up on you. Huh what will you you?
Speaker 13 (11:26):
You stood your ground. Of course, No you didn't. You
told them all that you were blonde and beautiful and
you were going to New York. Shut up, hello, that No, honey,
I've said that. That that that that, that's a figure
of speech. That's right, keep talking?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yes, what what?
Speaker 10 (11:43):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (11:44):
Huh?
Speaker 13 (11:45):
Oh the pilot came out and he whispered something in
your ear, and you got up and moved a coach. Well,
what on earth changed your mind? I see he he
told you that first class wasn't going to New York.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Well that was close.
Speaker 13 (12:04):
Listen you you run along. I think we both need
a break. Oh, sy, she's as pretty as a Christmas tree.
I just wish more of the lights worked.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
John Boy, Billy big show. That's a spell speaking. I'm
help you.
Speaker 13 (12:23):
Oh hello, Racing fat Boy, Happy New Year? Well, what's wrong, dear?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Hang up on you?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Don't be silly.
Speaker 13 (12:32):
Why on earth would I do something like that, Oh,
Racing fat Boy, give me one good raising way, I'd
hang up on you.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
What's that?
Speaker 13 (12:42):
Because I hate you? Oh, that's right, I stand corrected.
Did even pict your film?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Nephew?
Speaker 13 (12:54):
Oh hello, Marcel, I'll tell you. I'll be fine once
I get to the chiropractor.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Oh.
Speaker 13 (13:00):
I know I've said it before, but this time it's
for good. I'll never do the Nutcracker again. Listen, dear heart.
For one thing, I'm getting a little old to play
the Prince. All that prancing and jigging around the stage
of the Young Girl's Game was that.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yes, the costume was a little snug. Thank you for
noticing it. They don't call them tights for nothing.
Speaker 13 (13:25):
Just try doing the splits in a pair and you'll
know why they call it the Nutcracker. Oh stop, there
was nothing flattering about squeezing myself into that dance belt
had more saddle bags than the Pony Express. No, Marcel, No, no, Marcel,
that's it. My ballet career is over. Well what do
(13:46):
you mean it's all for the best? Oh, your friend
Candy wanted to play the Prince anyway, Marcel, please on
his best day, Candy couldn't rinse out my tunic, he said,
he said what he said? I should have played the
Queen the Queen Mary?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Oh he did, did he?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Wall?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
It's on, girlfriend, Listen, I gotta go, Marcell. I'll see
you tonight.
Speaker 13 (14:16):
And for Penny, fake put the laundry away, bab front
and center. Take the helm. Mommy's going to the gym.
I got less than a year before the next show,
and there's lots of work to do. They and lots
of work. Toodles, and you better watch out. Candy girlfriend
has a sweet tooth. Yo morning, Rednecks.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
This is your pompa diss of love.
Speaker 13 (14:46):
I canna enjoying the hell out of my retirement, drinking
malt liquors, eating vinnies. And when I get to Jones
in for a crack and ago with it. I tune
in to John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Why I done lost my appetite for crackers.
Speaker 14 (15:39):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export. And then.
Speaker 13 (15:57):
It's hardly a secret that men like to do things
in the most expeditious manner possible. Like Elvis said, a
little less conversation and a little more action please.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Or if that's too deep for you, remember the words
of Larry the Cable Guy.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Get aur done.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Er er er, get our done erh. I don't know.
Speaker 13 (16:28):
It must be the regional thing. Regardless of your preferred philosopher,
the facts remain. If you want something done in the
most direct.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Least complicated way.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Call a man.
Speaker 13 (16:42):
Even the simplest chore like drive up banking, is simpler
when done by an average guy. Let me preach on it.
A man will put his window down when pulling up
to the ATM at the last stoplight. He already took
his bank cut out of his wallet and made the
subtraction in his checkbook. He pulls within inches of the machine.
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He punches in his pin, which he of course has memorized,
enters the cash amount and takes to withdrawal. He gets
his card in receipt and puts the window up as
he drives off. Simple, right, Well, put that same task
in the hands of a woman and see what happens.
(17:26):
Drive up to the cash machine, put car in reverse
and back up the required amount to align the car
window and the machine. Set parking brake and put the
window down. Find purse, dump all contents into the passenger
seat to locate your bank card. Put all the junk
(17:48):
back in your purse, Tell the person you're talking to
on the cell phone that you will call them back
and hang up. Attempt to put card into mis open
card door so you can reach the machine. Due to
its distance from the vehicle. Insert card, reinsert card the
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right way. Dump the contents out of your purse again
and find your diary where you have your pin number
written down, but you don't remember which page. Enter pin number,
press cancel and re enter correct pin number. Enter amount
(18:36):
of cash required, check makeup in rear view mirror. Put
stuff back in purse, Retrieve cash and receipt from machine.
Empty purse again to locate wallet and insert cash. Write
debit amount in the check register. Place receipt in back
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of checkbook. Recheck makeup, Drive forward two feet, put car
in reverse and back up to cash machine. Retrieve card,
dig through stuff from perse on passenger seat, find card
holder and replace card. Put car in drive and it stalls.
(19:22):
Give a dirty look to the twenty five other drivers
waiting in line and honking. Restart engine and drive off
redial person you were talking to before, Drive two or
three miles, release parking break, go home and tell husband
(19:43):
about the rude people behind you in line.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
See what I mean?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
What an ordeal.
Speaker 13 (19:53):
It's amazing they can even manage to get dinner on
the table on time. When they can even do that.
Speaker 14 (20:00):
That's right, I said it, Jean, William Dilly.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
If this continues, you will be dead.
Speaker 8 (20:12):
And I'm not talking about the Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (20:14):
If I don't get invited to the prom I'm going
to die type of dead.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
I'm talking dead dead.
Speaker 9 (20:18):
Is that clear enough for you?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
This morning radio dumb right, good morning, it's a big
show on the radio. Let's play wordy word. Take a
deep breath tighter you can use that. Bonnie bro was
no better. All right, y'all, one night, big show. We'll
take a couple of contesta's team up. Play wordy word. Next,
(21:04):
good morning to make shows.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
On the radio.
Speaker 13 (21:09):
Right, boys and girls, Let's fly at everybody's head about
the bed, the.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Double wordynn, the wordy worry. Let's meet the contestants. We
got Sindy from Jacksonville, North Carolina. Good morning, Sindy, good morning,
good morning, welcome. You're playing Mason from Kermit, Texas. Good morning, Mason,
good morning, good morning. All right, Mason, you got Tarantator
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on your team, Sindy, your own team, John boyn Billy
one with the most points wins. Where we're playing there?
All right, and Sindy it is you and I for
the first thirty seconds. All right, you ready I'm ready, okay,
starting the clock now, a night battles a fire breathing. Yeah,
(22:00):
if you get all alcohol celebrities, you have to go to.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Check into.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Celebrity rehab.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Yeah alrighty. You wear these on your lobes. They're diamonds
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Women.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, alrighty, time is one news week is one magazine.
Yeah alrighty. This is where you go where the Jewish
people go, the Mount, the Big.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You still did a great though.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
You wear these on your leaves. Yeah, that would have
been bad. We got a four scourse and it will
take four and Marcy, you and Mason for thirty seconds.
Yeah right, it's starting with a brand new and you ready,
Mason and go.
Speaker 10 (22:50):
You sleep on this in your bed on top of street.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
No, no, it's what the bed is. It's ay what
spring matri.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
This is where you go to the girls are dancing on.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Their toes ballet love.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Hey.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
This is a tool that you might like break open
a door with, or something that's kind of got a
hook at the end.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Crowbar.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah, this is a side item.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
In the South, they serve with chicken.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
It's like it's like it's like salad, but it's not
mid with mayonnaise.
Speaker 9 (23:22):
H yeah, I know why.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Okay, good, let's do it. Oh right, you got a
three score, so it's four to three after round one.
Sendy over, Mason, and now Cindy, you're back up with
belly for thirty seconds and you're picking up bonnut last one,
ready and go.
Speaker 10 (23:45):
It's like chopped up cabary. Yes, all right, let's see
you take this class to drive to learn how to
operate a car. There you go, all right, she's half woman,
half fish.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
She's uh.
Speaker 10 (24:00):
Let's see, this is the stuff and coffee that wakes
you up. Let's see, I have a doctor's blank. I
have to meet the office at nine o'clock. Yes, let's see.
He has very good table. Yes, all right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
When I'm talking about piling on a six on a four,
a ten score from Cindy double digits for the first
time in the while. And now it's Maurice and Mason
becoming Mary's. Y'all eminem boys needs seven to tie eight,
we'll win. Alrighty y'all get out there and have fun
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with it. Ready, go?
Speaker 9 (24:39):
The preacher preaches the what.
Speaker 15 (24:42):
Uh say that again?
Speaker 9 (24:44):
Matthew, Mark Luke and John wrote what a speech you
know what is it called in the Bible?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Hey what.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Bank singing?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (24:54):
Blank singing in the church, in the church gospel.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
This is an fancy word for a hair piece.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
Here you go.
Speaker 9 (25:05):
This goes up and down steps little spring things.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, it was sly slid.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Sandy wins.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Five respectable score there, Mason. I'm a little short dog
going it. We appreciate you playing, buddy. Thank you for listening.
Hope you have a great day. All right, my man,
thank you so much out there in Kermit, Texas. But
sending the Jacksonville, North Carolina. You get the American Express
gift card, Go spend it on yourself and think of
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us playing wordy word.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
I have to make a shout out to all my
fellow workers that are listening to me out there.
Speaker 15 (25:44):
Hey guys, I'm doing well after surgery.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Oh good, Sandy.
Speaker 11 (25:48):
Good?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
So you hurt back at work? I still want women
hands and I love it. Here you go, Sandy, you
hang on, baby. We appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Good morning. Big show's on the radio all right. Time
for our Facebook requests of the morning. Cody crib mullin
South Carolina. Cody wants to hear the Bruce Jenner song
we all not just let Caitlin just go its own way.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
I don't get which way is that?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Figure it out right? Yeah, go to get a lot
of requests for this to be happy to play it
for you. Holding Joe Hoyt in the Junior Nation Band
with a Bruce Jenner song coming up next. Good Monday Morning,
(26:57):
Big Show's on the radio. Facebook Request of the morning.
Cody crib mullin South Carolina, Here we Go, born.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
In nineteen forty nine at a town in New York State,
became a high school football star. Things were going great,
but his gridiron dreams are ended by a bad knee
full of stitches. So he went out for track and field,
the first of many switches. They say that he was
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faster than a bullet from a gun, dreaming of Olympic
gold and Doug Dcathlon.
Speaker 10 (27:48):
In seventy sixty one.
Speaker 11 (27:49):
At all the champion of the world, but deep inside
this manly man was a frightened little girl. YIPI Bruce Jenner.
YIPI y Bruce Jenner. A champion as a man, but
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as a woman, a beginner. YIPI Bruce Jenner. He came
back to the USA the King of all the jocks,
even got his victory picture on the wheeties box made
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TV shows and movies. They all went down the tubes.
In secret, he took hormone pills and grew a set
of booth three times. He got married three times. It
failed to stick, probably because secretly he dreamed of being
a chick.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I swear this is a true story.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
YIPI Bruce Jenner, yep bi yay.
Speaker 11 (29:02):
Bruce Jenner. A champion as a man, as a woman beginner.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
Ibi A.
Speaker 11 (29:12):
Bruce Jenner. He sat down with Diane Sawyer so he
could have his say. He said, just cause I'm a
woman doesn't mean I'm gay. He's had some crazy twists
and turns on the road of his career from male
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Olympic sportsman to woman of the Year. Ye bi hey
Bruce Jenner. Yep bi yay Bruce Jenner. A champion as
a man, but as a woman beginner. YPI yay Bruce Jenner.
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I'll tell you them three wives that he has never
had a chance. It's mighty hard to beat the other
woman when your husband is the other woman. There he goes,
riding off in the sunset side saddle. He left find
a silver bullet a Coors light. Oh, Saint PAULI girl,
what was I thinking?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Good morning? The Big Show is on the radio. Oh,
welcome the Curtis is in the studio. Steve and market
producer for the Big Show a w r O V
and beautiful rolling note Virginia. And that's Steve. Good to
see you that buddy.
Speaker 15 (30:58):
Hey, how are you doing there?
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Good man?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Doing good?
Speaker 15 (31:02):
Before we before we confuse everybody. I know, Curtis is
my actual stage name, but up there in rowing Oak
on w r V, it's Cannon.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
So Cannon.
Speaker 15 (31:11):
We've got some people and trailers. I don't want to
confuse them. I like you, Cannon, always shooting off to
my mouth. So I've been led to believe. And thank
you for bringing your baby to all wife Laura, Hello Laura,
how will you do it? Another disc jockey way over mounted,
(31:33):
Thanks for bringing up the obvious.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, I get the voice and Taylor's going to be
where'd you Cannon?
Speaker 15 (31:41):
I do get that a lot.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Actually, there, you guys take a little.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Vacation time to come to see if if we're working
as hard as as it sounds like we do.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
That settles that.
Speaker 15 (31:53):
I well, you know, when I heard the word vacation
around the radio station. They said, well, why don't you
go down to John one Billy and see how see
how it's supposed to be done, So maybe you can
bring back something that you've learned.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
How's that going? So far?
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Not too good?
Speaker 9 (32:10):
And of course they also told him, why don't you
just go down to hell and work for the door.
Speaker 15 (32:16):
I've already got that job if you knew the PD
up there.
Speaker 10 (32:21):
So so far his notes consist of, we need more
biscuits and gravy.
Speaker 15 (32:28):
There is a lot of chicken floating around down here.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Oh yeah, and I hope you all have some snow
and go ahead up Snowshoe Mountain Resort in West Virginia.
So it cann being all around through big show country. Yeah,
you know, travel three hours south to go skiing up north.
That's that's just the way I do things.
Speaker 11 (32:47):
That's good. That'd be big man.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
So I'll be sure to point out how much he
looks like pee wee herman.
Speaker 15 (32:53):
Thank you for bringing that up. That's all that was
worth to drive alone.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Ah right, Well let's.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Say here we got I think we got most of
the stuff in that was supposed to get never opened
your fortune car. For what I know, I'm gonna save them.
I'm gonna wait till i'm hungry.
Speaker 10 (33:11):
Shouldn't be long to me.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
A lot of chicken floating around here, and I tackled
most of.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Them this morning.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
I'm putting off. We're putting off our dies, by the way, Me,
Jackie and Tatter, we're all starting die hits on Monday,
like this idea. Yeah, it's good to have a good
support crew.
Speaker 15 (33:31):
So when I'm back on air on Monday, I can
start looking forward to angry John Boyd.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yeah, yeah, what what number would that be?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
A seven?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
That's the least favorite of all, John Boyce, And.
Speaker 10 (33:42):
Hang on for Marcy number two and Jackie number two.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
All right, let's see then, ma'am Marcy, what you please?
Get the Christmas tree out of here?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
All right? It's official.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
She'd been breaking off little limbs.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Of it and taking them out one of the time.
Speaker 10 (33:57):
But like bringing down one handful of needles a day's
take us great.
Speaker 15 (34:02):
She saw the ski wreck on my car. We're hauling
that tree back to Virginia.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Worys White Total Airfield.
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Speaker 6 (34:40):
We love you.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
We made it
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The may shows on the radio coming up. These just
wait for you to join the winners. That'd be the
current of men's quiz. You take c when a one
hundred dollars American Express gift card. All right here in
the first of the year, where looking back at some
of our favorite big show toos, starting off with Ricky B.
Sharp with a hot little number.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh well, I'm the kind of guy don't like them
to mess around.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
If it eats, what's you want till you wear it
can be found.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
I made them, man, I.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Sell them, even bring them to your place. But if
you try to stiff me a punch you in the face.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
They call me a.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
Pizza running, Yeah, the pizza running, the master.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Around around around around around.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Oh well, we got a lunch buffet that's really out
of sight. If you try to share a plate, then
there's gonna be a fighter. We had a valid bar,
but we had to shut it down. Nobody wanted Sally
and the lettuce all turned.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Round, and they call me a pizza runner.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Yeah, a pizza runner, the master around around around around around.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Will we closed roun time too? Times and Peter say
that it ain't fair. It's when I have to full
fight crime. And when pizza runs around, bad guy, don't
have a prayer. Yeah here, pizza run the customer is key.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
We always try to please you, will do almost anything.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
But if you come and bro and trying to sneaking.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Out on your check, I hope you got insurance because
I'm gonna break your neck because I'm a pizza.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Runny Oh im a pizza runny mess. They're around, They're around,
They're around, They're around the round. Let's say, Lucy, come
in here and do a person this song for me.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Oh wow, run out of Rhymester Bush.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Damn it.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I gotta make a pizza for the chief of Collings
trying to get out of the parking tickets I got
on the rubble bill.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
All right, I'll do it, but I'm gonna tell the truth.
You're in. Let me just help a brother out, saint,
will you?
Speaker 8 (02:39):
All right?
Speaker 9 (02:40):
You asked for rich.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
What There's lots of other places you could buy a pizza.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Pie, but no one has a mascot. That's a two
foot Morene guy.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
He's grouchy, had, he's crabby yeeddie isn't vernice. That's what
happens when you just supply a pizza the slice. He's
the pizza rut. You need pizza rut. He's such a cloud.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
A cloud cloud. I'm the pizza rush. I have the
pizza rut the beta.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Round there, round noun noun, nound, Go on, yeah, I'm
pizza Rut, mister pizza Rudd, the master.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
They're out, They're round the round, they're.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Reul No round, you are killing me?
Speaker 10 (03:27):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Good morning, got a big shoulder radio. Well, let's play
the current events, Queiz Bentley, what are we dealing with?
Speaker 10 (03:38):
High tech news coming soon the bionic bra.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Alright now, ain't talking, tay, Get up close to me
one eight hundred Big show you told free line, take
see and when next? Good morning the big shows on
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the radio video today when dads are left in charge
of the baby. This is a funny end of course.
Our man Randy put all the music and sound effects
onto it makes him so much better. And I love
the obligatory poot. Gotta have obligatory poot with a baby
in there seeing for yourself at the big show dot com.
(04:36):
All right, girl, get ready.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
Willis's time this quizy.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I say hey to Clayton from Houston, Tennessee. Good morning, Clayton.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Are you all right?
Speaker 10 (05:03):
I will say he's either really excited or he's being
attacked by a wild animal.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You'll have that on you big jobs. He knows that.
All right, Clayton, Listen to Bill and win this prize package.
Speaker 10 (05:14):
Well, a team of researchers has come up with a
way to add state of the art technology to the brazier.
Julie Steele, who runs a group called Breast Research Australia
or BRA get it. It's based at the University in
New South Wales. She says up to eighty five percent
of women are wearing bras that don't fit right for
(05:34):
one reason or another. This can lead to neck and
back pain, numbness in the fingertips, and possible nerve damage
in the shoulder.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (05:44):
Well, the so called biotic bra has straps that automatically
adjust to make it more perfectly fit a woman's particular curves.
She's sitting quietly on the couch, the bra fits one way.
If she's jogging or playing tennis, the bra would automatically
adjust its fit, sort of like a luxury card that
can switch from comfort to sport mode.
Speaker 11 (06:05):
There you go.
Speaker 10 (06:06):
Professor Steele expects the new bra to lead to a
fewer doctor visits by women, be better overall female wellness,
or see a lot more college kids signing up for
the Breast Research in Australia team.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Hey boy, I believe with alright, I love y'all, y'all
keep playing the man I got.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I got asked I have one when Tighter is playing
wordy words? All right, well, you love watching Tighter playing.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Y'all need to put that on video?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, you know we do. That wouldn't be a pretty fixer.
Glead and you talked to Jackie. Get your dress down
to a congratulations, good morning, and you got the Big
Show on already, have more chances for you to win
(07:11):
coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Oh oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I didn't see you.
Speaker 12 (07:17):
This is Professor Melvin handed Day, head of hey ah, oh,
head of Big Show Science and History division. And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
Don boy and on the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
When I say that will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a negative. I simply meant that they they
Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Good morning? A big show is on a radio and
now wise advice from kids Patrick, aged ten says, never
trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad
is mad and ask you do I look stupid, don't
answer him. Michael fourteen says never tell your mom her
(08:37):
diets not working. Randy age nine, stay away from prunes.
Robert thirteen, never pee on an electric fence. Norona age
thirteen says, don't squat with your spurs on. Don't pull
dad's finger when he tells you to. Wise advice from
(08:58):
Emily to Helall eleven says, when your mom is mad
at your dad, don't let her brush your hair ow.
Tracy fourteen says never allow your three year old brother
in the same room as your school assignment. Never hold
a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. You
can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
(09:21):
Lauren age nine says felt markers are not good to
use as lipstick. Joel aged ten says, don't pick on
your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. More Wise
advice from kids. When you get a bad grade in school,
show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
And finally, Eileen eight says, never try to baptize a cat.
(09:45):
Wise advice from kids. Good morning, it's a big show
(10:13):
on the radio. Yes, sir, all right, first time this year.
Phil McCracken at work out of the receptionist desk. Let's
uh go ahead and go out here and listen to
old Phil.
Speaker 13 (10:26):
Hello, bab your relief is here. And speaking of relief, hallelujah,
the hallidays are over. I think my tinker bell has
rung for the last time. So tell me what did
Johnny Bravo get you for Christmas? A trip to New York?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You lucky wench.
Speaker 13 (10:45):
I'd love to trade a little of these hate seed
hijinks for some of that high society.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What's then? What you hit a snag? Well, what happened?
Uh huh?
Speaker 13 (10:55):
You you were setting in first class and the stewardess
said you were in the wrong seat. Well, so oh,
she wanted you to move to coach coach.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
The nerve.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
So what well, what what did you do?
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Uh huh?
Speaker 13 (11:11):
You you told her you were blonde and beautiful and
you were going to New York.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Well, yow, so what what what what did she say?
Uh huh? She she she got the other stewardess that
the gang up on you. Huh what will you you?
Speaker 13 (11:26):
You stood your ground. Of course, No you didn't. You
told them all that you were blonde and beautiful and
you were going to New York. Shut up, hello, that No, honey,
I've said that. That that that that, that's a figure
of speech. That's right, keep talking?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yes, what what?
Speaker 10 (11:43):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (11:44):
Huh?
Speaker 13 (11:45):
Oh the pilot came out and he whispered something in
your ear, and you got up and moved a coach. Well,
what on earth changed your mind? I see he he
told you that first class wasn't going to New York.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Well that was close.
Speaker 13 (12:04):
Listen you you run along. I think we both need
a break. Oh, sy, she's as pretty as a Christmas tree.
I just wish more of the lights worked.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
John Boy, Billy big show. That's a spell speaking. I'm
help you.
Speaker 13 (12:23):
Oh hello, Racing fat Boy, Happy New Year? Well, what's wrong, dear?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Hang up on you?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Don't be silly.
Speaker 13 (12:32):
Why on earth would I do something like that, Oh,
Racing fat Boy, give me one good raising way, I'd
hang up on you.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
What's that?
Speaker 13 (12:42):
Because I hate you? Oh, that's right, I stand corrected.
Did even pict your film?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Nephew?
Speaker 13 (12:54):
Oh hello, Marcel, I'll tell you. I'll be fine once
I get to the chiropractor.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Oh.
Speaker 13 (13:00):
I know I've said it before, but this time it's
for good. I'll never do the Nutcracker again. Listen, dear heart.
For one thing, I'm getting a little old to play
the Prince. All that prancing and jigging around the stage
of the Young Girl's Game was that.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yes, the costume was a little snug. Thank you for
noticing it. They don't call them tights for nothing.
Speaker 13 (13:25):
Just try doing the splits in a pair and you'll
know why they call it the Nutcracker. Oh stop, there
was nothing flattering about squeezing myself into that dance belt
had more saddle bags than the Pony Express. No, Marcel, No, no, Marcel,
that's it. My ballet career is over. Well what do
(13:46):
you mean it's all for the best? Oh, your friend
Candy wanted to play the Prince anyway, Marcel, please on
his best day, Candy couldn't rinse out my tunic, he said,
he said what he said? I should have played the
Queen the Queen Mary?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Oh he did, did he?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Wall?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
It's on, girlfriend, Listen, I gotta go, Marcell. I'll see
you tonight.
Speaker 13 (14:16):
And for Penny, fake put the laundry away, bab front
and center. Take the helm. Mommy's going to the gym.
I got less than a year before the next show,
and there's lots of work to do. They and lots
of work. Toodles, and you better watch out. Candy girlfriend
has a sweet tooth. Yo morning, Rednecks.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
This is your pompa diss of love.
Speaker 13 (14:46):
I canna enjoying the hell out of my retirement, drinking
malt liquors, eating vinnies. And when I get to Jones
in for a crack and ago with it. I tune
in to John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Why I done lost my appetite for crackers.
Speaker 14 (15:39):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export. And then.
Speaker 13 (15:57):
It's hardly a secret that men like to do things
in the most expeditious manner possible. Like Elvis said, a
little less conversation and a little more action please.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Or if that's too deep for you, remember the words
of Larry the Cable Guy.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Get aur done.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Er er er, get our done erh. I don't know.
Speaker 13 (16:28):
It must be the regional thing. Regardless of your preferred philosopher,
the facts remain. If you want something done in the
most direct.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Least complicated way.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Call a man.
Speaker 13 (16:42):
Even the simplest chore like drive up banking, is simpler
when done by an average guy. Let me preach on it.
A man will put his window down when pulling up
to the ATM at the last stoplight. He already took
his bank cut out of his wallet and made the
subtraction in his checkbook. He pulls within inches of the machine.
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He punches in his pin, which he of course has memorized,
enters the cash amount and takes to withdrawal. He gets
his card in receipt and puts the window up as
he drives off. Simple, right, Well, put that same task
in the hands of a woman and see what happens.
(17:26):
Drive up to the cash machine, put car in reverse
and back up the required amount to align the car
window and the machine. Set parking brake and put the
window down. Find purse, dump all contents into the passenger
seat to locate your bank card. Put all the junk
(17:48):
back in your purse, Tell the person you're talking to
on the cell phone that you will call them back
and hang up. Attempt to put card into mis open
card door so you can reach the machine. Due to
its distance from the vehicle. Insert card, reinsert card the
(18:13):
right way. Dump the contents out of your purse again
and find your diary where you have your pin number
written down, but you don't remember which page. Enter pin number,
press cancel and re enter correct pin number. Enter amount
(18:36):
of cash required, check makeup in rear view mirror. Put
stuff back in purse, Retrieve cash and receipt from machine.
Empty purse again to locate wallet and insert cash. Write
debit amount in the check register. Place receipt in back
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of checkbook. Recheck makeup, Drive forward two feet, put car
in reverse and back up to cash machine. Retrieve card,
dig through stuff from perse on passenger seat, find card
holder and replace card. Put car in drive and it stalls.
(19:22):
Give a dirty look to the twenty five other drivers
waiting in line and honking. Restart engine and drive off
redial person you were talking to before, Drive two or
three miles, release parking break, go home and tell husband
(19:43):
about the rude people behind you in line.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
See what I mean?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
What an ordeal.
Speaker 13 (19:53):
It's amazing they can even manage to get dinner on
the table on time. When they can even do that.
Speaker 14 (20:00):
That's right, I said it, Jean, William Dilly.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
If this continues, you will be dead.
Speaker 8 (20:12):
And I'm not talking about the Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (20:14):
If I don't get invited to the prom I'm going
to die type of dead.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
I'm talking dead dead.
Speaker 9 (20:18):
Is that clear enough for you?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
This morning radio dumb right, good morning, it's a big
show on the radio. Let's play wordy word. Take a
deep breath tighter you can use that. Bonnie bro was
no better. All right, y'all, one night, big show. We'll
take a couple of contesta's team up. Play wordy word. Next,
(21:04):
good morning to make shows.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
On the radio.
Speaker 13 (21:09):
Right, boys and girls, Let's fly at everybody's head about
the bed, the.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Double wordynn, the wordy worry. Let's meet the contestants. We
got Sindy from Jacksonville, North Carolina. Good morning, Sindy, good morning,
good morning, welcome. You're playing Mason from Kermit, Texas. Good morning, Mason,
good morning, good morning. All right, Mason, you got Tarantator
(21:36):
on your team, Sindy, your own team, John boyn Billy
one with the most points wins. Where we're playing there?
All right, and Sindy it is you and I for
the first thirty seconds. All right, you ready I'm ready, okay,
starting the clock now, a night battles a fire breathing. Yeah,
(22:00):
if you get all alcohol celebrities, you have to go to.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Check into.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Celebrity rehab.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Yeah alrighty. You wear these on your lobes. They're diamonds
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Women.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, alrighty, time is one news week is one magazine.
Yeah alrighty. This is where you go where the Jewish
people go, the Mount, the Big.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You still did a great though.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
You wear these on your leaves. Yeah, that would have
been bad. We got a four scourse and it will
take four and Marcy, you and Mason for thirty seconds.
Yeah right, it's starting with a brand new and you ready,
Mason and go.
Speaker 10 (22:50):
You sleep on this in your bed on top of street.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
No, no, it's what the bed is. It's ay what
spring matri.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
This is where you go to the girls are dancing on.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Their toes ballet love.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Hey.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
This is a tool that you might like break open
a door with, or something that's kind of got a
hook at the end.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Crowbar.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah, this is a side item.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
In the South, they serve with chicken.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
It's like it's like it's like salad, but it's not
mid with mayonnaise.
Speaker 9 (23:22):
H yeah, I know why.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Okay, good, let's do it. Oh right, you got a
three score, so it's four to three after round one.
Sendy over, Mason, and now Cindy, you're back up with
belly for thirty seconds and you're picking up bonnut last one,
ready and go.
Speaker 10 (23:45):
It's like chopped up cabary. Yes, all right, let's see
you take this class to drive to learn how to
operate a car. There you go, all right, she's half woman,
half fish.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
She's uh.
Speaker 10 (24:00):
Let's see, this is the stuff and coffee that wakes
you up. Let's see, I have a doctor's blank. I
have to meet the office at nine o'clock. Yes, let's see.
He has very good table. Yes, all right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
When I'm talking about piling on a six on a four,
a ten score from Cindy double digits for the first
time in the while. And now it's Maurice and Mason
becoming Mary's. Y'all eminem boys needs seven to tie eight,
we'll win. Alrighty y'all get out there and have fun
(24:36):
with it. Ready, go?
Speaker 9 (24:39):
The preacher preaches the what.
Speaker 15 (24:42):
Uh say that again?
Speaker 9 (24:44):
Matthew, Mark Luke and John wrote what a speech you
know what is it called in the Bible?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Hey what.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Bank singing?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (24:54):
Blank singing in the church, in the church gospel.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
This is an fancy word for a hair piece.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
Here you go.
Speaker 9 (25:05):
This goes up and down steps little spring things.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, it was sly slid.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Sandy wins.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Five respectable score there, Mason. I'm a little short dog
going it. We appreciate you playing, buddy. Thank you for listening.
Hope you have a great day. All right, my man,
thank you so much out there in Kermit, Texas. But
sending the Jacksonville, North Carolina. You get the American Express
gift card, Go spend it on yourself and think of
(25:37):
us playing wordy word.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
I have to make a shout out to all my
fellow workers that are listening to me out there.
Speaker 15 (25:44):
Hey guys, I'm doing well after surgery.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Oh good, Sandy.
Speaker 11 (25:48):
Good?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
So you hurt back at work? I still want women
hands and I love it. Here you go, Sandy, you
hang on, baby. We appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Good morning. Big show's on the radio all right. Time
for our Facebook requests of the morning. Cody crib mullin
South Carolina. Cody wants to hear the Bruce Jenner song
we all not just let Caitlin just go its own way.
Speaker 10 (26:17):
I don't get which way is that?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Figure it out right? Yeah, go to get a lot
of requests for this to be happy to play it
for you. Holding Joe Hoyt in the Junior Nation Band
with a Bruce Jenner song coming up next. Good Monday Morning,
(26:57):
Big Show's on the radio. Facebook Request of the morning.
Cody crib mullin South Carolina, Here we Go, born.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
In nineteen forty nine at a town in New York State,
became a high school football star. Things were going great,
but his gridiron dreams are ended by a bad knee
full of stitches. So he went out for track and field,
the first of many switches. They say that he was
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faster than a bullet from a gun, dreaming of Olympic
gold and Doug Dcathlon.
Speaker 10 (27:48):
In seventy sixty one.
Speaker 11 (27:49):
At all the champion of the world, but deep inside
this manly man was a frightened little girl. YIPI Bruce Jenner.
YIPI y Bruce Jenner. A champion as a man, but
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as a woman, a beginner. YIPI Bruce Jenner. He came
back to the USA the King of all the jocks,
even got his victory picture on the wheeties box made
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TV shows and movies. They all went down the tubes.
In secret, he took hormone pills and grew a set
of booth three times. He got married three times. It
failed to stick, probably because secretly he dreamed of being
a chick.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I swear this is a true story.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
YIPI Bruce Jenner, yep bi yay.
Speaker 11 (29:02):
Bruce Jenner. A champion as a man, as a woman beginner.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
Ibi A.
Speaker 11 (29:12):
Bruce Jenner. He sat down with Diane Sawyer so he
could have his say. He said, just cause I'm a
woman doesn't mean I'm gay. He's had some crazy twists
and turns on the road of his career from male
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Olympic sportsman to woman of the Year. Ye bi hey
Bruce Jenner. Yep bi yay Bruce Jenner. A champion as
a man, but as a woman beginner. YPI yay Bruce Jenner.
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I'll tell you them three wives that he has never
had a chance. It's mighty hard to beat the other
woman when your husband is the other woman. There he goes,
riding off in the sunset side saddle. He left find
a silver bullet a Coors light. Oh, Saint PAULI girl,
what was I thinking?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Good morning? The Big Show is on the radio. Oh,
welcome the Curtis is in the studio. Steve and market
producer for the Big Show a w r O V
and beautiful rolling note Virginia. And that's Steve. Good to
see you that buddy.
Speaker 15 (30:58):
Hey, how are you doing there?
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Good man?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Doing good?
Speaker 15 (31:02):
Before we before we confuse everybody. I know, Curtis is
my actual stage name, but up there in rowing Oak
on w r V, it's Cannon.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
So Cannon.
Speaker 15 (31:11):
We've got some people and trailers. I don't want to
confuse them. I like you, Cannon, always shooting off to
my mouth. So I've been led to believe. And thank
you for bringing your baby to all wife Laura, Hello Laura,
how will you do it? Another disc jockey way over mounted,
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Thanks for bringing up the obvious.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, I get the voice and Taylor's going to be
where'd you Cannon?
Speaker 15 (31:41):
I do get that a lot.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Actually, there, you guys take a little.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Vacation time to come to see if if we're working
as hard as as it sounds like we do.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
That settles that.
Speaker 15 (31:53):
I well, you know, when I heard the word vacation
around the radio station. They said, well, why don't you
go down to John one Billy and see how see
how it's supposed to be done, So maybe you can
bring back something that you've learned.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
How's that going? So far?
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Not too good?
Speaker 9 (32:10):
And of course they also told him, why don't you
just go down to hell and work for the door.
Speaker 15 (32:16):
I've already got that job if you knew the PD
up there.
Speaker 10 (32:21):
So so far his notes consist of, we need more
biscuits and gravy.
Speaker 15 (32:28):
There is a lot of chicken floating around down here.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Oh yeah, and I hope you all have some snow
and go ahead up Snowshoe Mountain Resort in West Virginia.
So it cann being all around through big show country. Yeah,
you know, travel three hours south to go skiing up north.
That's that's just the way I do things.
Speaker 11 (32:47):
That's good. That'd be big man.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
So I'll be sure to point out how much he
looks like pee wee herman.
Speaker 15 (32:53):
Thank you for bringing that up. That's all that was
worth to drive alone.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Ah right, Well let's.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Say here we got I think we got most of
the stuff in that was supposed to get never opened
your fortune car. For what I know, I'm gonna save them.
I'm gonna wait till i'm hungry.
Speaker 10 (33:11):
Shouldn't be long to me.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
A lot of chicken floating around here, and I tackled
most of.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Them this morning.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
I'm putting off. We're putting off our dies, by the way, Me,
Jackie and Tatter, we're all starting die hits on Monday,
like this idea. Yeah, it's good to have a good
support crew.
Speaker 15 (33:31):
So when I'm back on air on Monday, I can
start looking forward to angry John Boyd.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yeah, yeah, what what number would that be?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
A seven?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
That's the least favorite of all, John Boyce, And.
Speaker 10 (33:42):
Hang on for Marcy number two and Jackie number two.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
All right, let's see then, ma'am Marcy, what you please?
Get the Christmas tree out of here?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
All right? It's official.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
She'd been breaking off little limbs.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Of it and taking them out one of the time.
Speaker 10 (33:57):
But like bringing down one handful of needles a day's
take us great.
Speaker 15 (34:02):
She saw the ski wreck on my car. We're hauling
that tree back to Virginia.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Worys White Total Airfield.
Speaker 10 (34:09):
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