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Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yay, good morning. Make Show's on the radio going through
this Monday morning, September yee twenty third, Oh yeah, I
got it. Reverend Bill the Red Collins is our feature
track for The Big Show bt box A cars on
the Simpson Sisters Jessica and Ashley. Is a reverend by
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the Red putting one on them or just talking about
one that's already there. Boy, you'll have to fight down.
I would guess Red Billy Ray is not into putting
curses on people. Boys. Fun stuff at the Big Show
dot com that ow fun stuff at the Big Show
on the radio. Love doing his words. They might be
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the blindness meet our contested. Jim from Severeville, Tennessee. Go morning, Jim,
Good morning, Hey buddy, welcome.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I want if I may. I wanted to say something
before we get started with the game O. My my
wife and I'm unfortunately, about about sixteen years ago lost
our only child in an accident and your show, I
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have done something that you may or may not realize.
We have go After that accident occurred, we weren't really
happy about things, obviously, but by listening to your show
every morning, it gave us the ability over time to
(02:16):
learn to smile again, not to not to hurt as much.
It gave our day a start that It's kind of
hard to describe because we both listened to you every morning,
and I just wanted to say thanks from the bottom
of my heart because it has meant a lot to
both of us.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
My wife Laura.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And I have have looked forward to that every morning.
You and Philly, the rest of the Cassie characters. We
we really appreciate what you do because you do more
than you realize.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, Jim, thank you so much. Buddy. We can't you know,
say anything but Joshah, you know, thank God for hoputting
us in a situation, you know us where it could
help man us, that's awesome. Thank you so much, buddy, means.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You're very well, You're very welcome.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
No, man no, no, not both ways. All right, buddy,
we'll go, Jim, we'll uh well, let's well, let's play
this game then, all right, Tayter trying not to screw
this up. All right, here we go. So, well, let's
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start off with water buffalo talk about stage coaches and
stuff this morning. So our water buffalo helpful in making
of pizza? Oh I hope not.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I mean you're saying that wasn't pepperoni.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I'm gonna say no, sir.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
No water random questions, Jim, very random water buffalo helpful
in making So you gotta try to figure that out.
A random question that we're trying to find.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I would, I would, I would disagree if they're useful
in that.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You disagreed, Yeah with me, so I said, I you said, you.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Said they are not helpful in making pizza. So you
agree with Marcy h No, no, good okay, goes out
of Yes, they are helpful in making that's where we
get mozzarella cheese from from.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Yes, Montret, I had to look it up myself.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
All right, They're right, it is. You can't have to
read the questions sometimes getting down there. Why would that
just be thrown up for a no answer? Put it
in front of me then I could. But you know,
so I did it. Spectator does not have the answers
in front.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Of I'm hearing it at the same time you are.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
You got to keep that in mind too, all right
with Jim. Good word, there's one bell. First they're handpicked
and bathed. Then they go to a pulping house and
go through fermenting and Washington tanks, Washington be washing Okay, yeah, okay,
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I don't know where we were.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Well, okay, so let's go back mechanics.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
All right, popping house go through fermenting washing tanks. Then
they're hold, peeled and roasted. What are we talking about
our contestants?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Because Jackie Man, if you've listened to her, she's gotten
really strict since the pandemic.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
She's like, you got pulping house?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Are you ferments?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Question?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I would say those are coffee.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Beans, sir, coffee beans? Tater says Jim. Do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, coffee beans. All right, look at tell your knowing
about coffee beans.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I'm kind of a snob. And it comes to.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
All right, well here we go. No, when they're losing
on this question and it's a true or false my
favorite in Ireland, it is perfectly proper use of grammar
to say I do be going to school now? Are
you sure that's not a typo? It is perfectly proper use.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I do be going to school now, I do be
going to school now?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
If there is, then it is it is true.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
It's true. Jim agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And that why is their grammar is a bit different
than ours. That's one of the joys. A right, not right, Jim,
good work, buddy. Got a big old happy herd prize
pack will get it to the severe vailue kissy wife
on the mouth for me.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
All right, I'll starting to do it, sir, And thank
you again for everything you do.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Thank you, Jim, Thank you, buddy. Never know how much
that means. Do it man. All right, my boy, hang
on by the many hour on top of your news
right on the other side. Episode three of our Monday
Morning May Show.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Mini Movie Hall's four. Good morning, It is.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Monday's September twenty third. You got a big show and
here we go.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Holy morning junkies, your old palt birdfern. Here with another nerve.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
Jangling edition of the Big Show Morning Mini Movie, brought
to you by aunt Tator's Jugs apunny dairy barn her
Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Because damn have aunt Tator's.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
Now, ease those hemorrhoids into your favorite comfy chair and
join Ricky B. Sharp and his lovely wife Lucy R.
In the third chapter of All's Fair.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Last time the World's Smallest Man slipped our little a
little mickey and hey Lee, rise and shine a little part.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
We got customers.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh oh my, that gum ahead? Hey man, who are you?
H name is Ricky B.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Sharp from Dove?
Speaker 9 (09:25):
Never mind?
Speaker 5 (09:26):
H where's Lee? Are you in the n O F T?
Speaker 6 (09:29):
By the looks of it, I'm gonna ring in that
gum little chicken neck all right, let me out of here.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
Wait wait, wait, hold on there. I can't run my
show without a shrimp. You ain't going nowhere, dude, And.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
How do you plan on us stopping me? Goay?
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Invisible fencing. The electrodes are woven through his clothes.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
He switched clothes up me too, violated.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Little sweatd He's done this stuff before with other punity folks.
You'll probably come back.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
Probably saying but all right, look mister, my wife is
waiting for me out front.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Tell her what happened.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
Uh, oh, gonna pick her out from all the other
hay seeds.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Oh you cat mister dizzy, blind cats eye glasses, leopard skin,
petal pushers, big hooters in a mouth like a catfish.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Like I said, Uh, We'm gonna pick her up. Customers
are coming.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Good luck?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Wait, wait, hold on there, lurch. What am I supposed
to do?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Ex ball? Oh great, just great.
Speaker 10 (10:35):
I love the smell of fuddel cakes in the morning. Well,
so logs suckers.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Ah, there you are.
Speaker 10 (10:42):
I've been waiting over an hour. I got a good
night to take you over here to whack them on with.
Use your head for a ballot.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
Hey, you ain't.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Ricky could give it away, you're too tall.
Speaker 10 (10:53):
But these are his clothes.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
What have you done with my Ricky?
Speaker 10 (10:56):
Well, he's kind of filling in for me over the
side show, so I can take a little rick I
don't know. Something ain't right here. Ricky ain't prone to
kind of turns for strangers. Well, I was just trying
to what a miserable life I got around here. Out
of the goodness of his heart, he offered to take
my place for a while so I can come out
to join a few hours fud like that body else
you know? Uh, that don't sound like Ricky buss. I
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left him with a cold twelve pack, big screaming satellite
TV twenty bucks in cash. That sounds like Ricky.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
When brother of Daylight double shall we?
Speaker 11 (11:27):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (11:28):
Well why not?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Now you're talking?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Sister?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Lead the way, so I can check out that cabooz.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
I said? Time to cut loose?
Speaker 7 (11:37):
Ah right?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
I hope Ricky's enjoying hisself. It don't look real.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Ain't human for sure.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
It's kind of like a shave monkey, monkey water Nanner.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Red deck. What a foot in the crack of his.
Speaker 8 (11:51):
He is Ricky B Sharp cut up for a life
and show business? Does Lucy r have her hands full
with Little Lee? Will Little Lee have his hands full
with Lucy R?
Speaker 12 (12:00):
Well, if I'm lucky to do, Tune in next time
for the chittlin rattling conclusion of The Big Show Morning
mini movie starring Ricky b as Ricky b, Lucy R
as Lucy Are, and Pearl the Wonder Dog as the
Prettiest Girl.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
And Dolphin book You by Aunt Chanter's jus of Bunny
Dairy Barn the only ice cream with high beams. It
look real until next time. This is your old brick
fairn saying.
Speaker 13 (12:25):
So long.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yo morning Big Shows on the radio all right called.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Hello is ho it?
Speaker 11 (13:02):
Oh? My life on a fight about it?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah? I'm on a bit of here.
Speaker 11 (13:05):
Well well you saying there you beg old Harry no
driving knuckles draggon, but scrutching, bugger picking, popping the mode,
hugging foot like hee hull, looking.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Firm, Gee Hoyd. That seems kind of harsh.
Speaker 13 (13:18):
Okay, you're right.
Speaker 11 (13:19):
Further record, you're driving ain't near as bad as it
used to be.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I support like you. Hey man, what's new over Cassaday
double Wives?
Speaker 11 (13:26):
Oh no, it ain't Cassady double white no more. We're
changing the name again.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Ah right, what is it this time?
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Manufactured manor.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Up scaling the neighborhood again?
Speaker 11 (13:38):
Yeah? Oh man. Wilber putt down a fresh load of
gravel up at the top of the driveway, planted some
new monkey grass around the mailboxes. He even bought new
letters for the sign out front.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Ooh you guys moving on up.
Speaker 11 (13:50):
Well, not so much as you might think. Welber still
won't unblock the good noody channels on the community saddleite there. No,
one ain't happy about that. Neither we gonna come a
minern upscale community if we're scared of the natural beauty
of a human body.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, I never knew was such a fan of high culture.
Speaker 11 (14:07):
He ain't, but he likes him some skinning. Max.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Well, you probably just answer my next question, but I'll
ask you anyway. How's he doing in the romance department?
Speaker 11 (14:16):
Not He actually went on a blind date the other
night on Twitch at the body shop. Fixed him up
with his cousin that just moved to town.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
So was she actually blind?
Speaker 11 (14:27):
No, but that might have helped. Everyone was sweating it
out before it happened. He was says home, I'm going
out with a woman I ain't never seen before. What
was I thinking? I says, not too much, but you
never know. She might be a fox. He says, yeah,
but what if she ain't a fox? What if she's
a hound? I'll be stuck with old ugly woman all night?
(14:49):
Like he ain't never been with an ugly woman? I was, yeah,
So I says, well, just be ready to bail out early.
He says, well, how am I gonna do that? I said, well,
if you get there and she turns out to be
a little ugly, uh, just start rubbing on you forehead,
you know, and then put on a real pitiful voice
and say all, honey, I sure hate to do this
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to you, but I think I'm coming down with one
of my migraine headaches. Oh it's a bad and too
I think I'm gonna have to go back home and
lay down. Then you get the heck out of there.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Well, let me guess he had to bail out.
Speaker 11 (15:23):
No, believe it or not. We got to the house,
she comes to her. She was a haughtie, tall, blonde
and just stone cold beautiful. Delbert smiles real big. He says, well,
that's a real pressure to me too, late thing, you're
ready to hit the road. She starts rubbing her forehead,
puts on this real pitiful voice of all honey, I sure.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Desserts goes on.
Speaker 11 (15:51):
That's why you want skin. A mac unscrambles to bats.
Now right here, men, Delbert Einstein is fixing to go
to work, you gonna see go right heah, well, well
you tell him, I said, he'll know what you mean,
a yo. Keep him straight Upire hod.
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By, it's a big show on the radio. I can't
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So when he's laid it's my fault. Oh sir, I
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feel so human, you know.
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Hussein's presidential palaces given to me by an unnamed special Forces.
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There's a big show listener for many years you'd be
proud to know about to have him on your side.
That sounds because like he had hundreds of palaces right then.
They were like little temples of him, and a lot
of them he never went into like that. But uh,
where I got there was in this they were they
were tracking him, they were chasing him across when they
(17:56):
were hunting him down. Finally dug him by that little
hole on them on a vacant lot, not necessarily in
a palace with this kind of marble surroundings in his bathroom. Yeah,
if you want to good, you know, do your heart good.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
You can google Saddam's palaces and it'll bring up a
lot of images of our troops making themselves at home.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
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those palaces. It can't be yours proud to put it up,
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(18:39):
and final episode of All's Fair coming up. Then we'll
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Right click out on air Comcast one. While you add
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up for this morning.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Rise and shine radio revelers.
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You're old pal Bertfern here with another button emming episode
of The Big Show Morning Mini movie, brought to you
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Speaker 5 (19:30):
When your cravings are leaving a crater.
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Come get a handful of old and tatters, and now
turn off your noggin and get ready for nonsense. In
the fourth and final chapter of All's Fair Last Time,
Ricky was the side show's newest star and Lucy r
was babysitting little Lee Precan the foot high fugitive.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Eh, that was great.
Speaker 10 (19:58):
I think that's the first time I've been on the
twirling Hurl without having to listen to Rickett gagging up
fair grub at sucker, shir can move. Sorry, kept having
to grab odyr leg like that. I thought I was
gonna get thrown out. I noticed you had had to
use both hands a couple of times. You know, I
ain't had this much fun in a long, long time.
Sweetie thing, Oh don't start, well what next?
Speaker 11 (20:21):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Well, I could go for another card, dog law, another one.
I don't know where you're putting them.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Oh, I got quite appetite for a lot of things.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Hey, I know, how about the tuddle of love over here?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (20:34):
I don't know about that. I mean, well, you know,
oh cause you're a married woman. No, I'm afraid of
the dark. Ah, that ain't nothing sides, It ain't like
you be alone. Well, I guess there's nothing else left
to ride.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
They'll be so sure? What's that? I said? I with
her all right too? Please Daddy the bucky.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
By, Well, keep your dead good bit top of you,
yeppy little snut Dobbler.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
It's okay, son, you've got some nerve. Shame on you.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
I wanted to do the hamster Dad.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
I ain't doing any stupid hamster dance. Would you do
it for twenty bucks?
Speaker 11 (21:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Give me rube.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
I'm gonna break this mother out today.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
That sucked.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Let's go whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it there, big daddy,
you owe me twenty large? Yeah, gets stuffed munchkin?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
What you cheat?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Butlercker, come back here July. Wo uh oh that was
a mite.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Damn let me out, said a sorry, don't baby go back?
Come on you grabby little goober.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Well, well, hey, sugar bitches, what happened? Didn't play long
enough to win the big prize?
Speaker 14 (21:57):
Eh?
Speaker 10 (21:59):
You're still be stunt double got off hands across Hooderville
and the Tunnel of Love, and I had to teach
him a lesson in manners.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
She punched me right in the value bill.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Yeah, I thought your voice sounded a little higher.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
So if you've had enough of show business, can we
go home?
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Amen? Come on, Lucky Charms, shunk my duds?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
What now?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Shuck my duds? Get their clothes off?
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Oh all right here here take your clothes back.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Hey, you got mustard on my favorite shirt?
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Send me the bill. Hey, hold on a second, did
you mess your drawers?
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Nope? I messed yours. Yeah, that invisible fix is tough
on a feller's gizz herd.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
What am I supposed to do now?
Speaker 10 (22:38):
I'd say laundry, and judging from the amount of gray
poopon in there, you might have to run it through
twice out of you.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Took the words right out of my mouth. Hey, larch,
your star attraction's back.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
Is just in tuge through the two o'clock show.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Alright ly you know the drill?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Oh? No, no, anything but man.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Come on woman, I'm gonna show you what it's like
to ride the tuddle of love with a real man.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Oh ricky you devil? Are you sure?
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I war my athletic cup just in case.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
A look another happy ending?
Speaker 7 (23:18):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (23:19):
Is that turn?
Speaker 11 (23:19):
It?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
Ride?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Well close enough?
Speaker 8 (23:27):
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Speaker 5 (23:36):
And aunt Tators.
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Tune in next time for another mildly interesting excursion into
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this is your old pal Bernfern saying so long, All.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Right out there, Nutty, Well, let's play wordy word one
eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next Good Morning.
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Do?
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I went to everybody's head about the bad any word
a word, any word. Let's meet their contestants. We got
Leland from Augusta, Georgia. Good morning, Leland, Oh man, my bad.
Speaker 11 (25:10):
My man.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Hold on right there, bad, hold on man. We're moving
them around, moving them around, got.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Them, Leland?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Is that your body? Welcome?
Speaker 11 (25:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Me and you buddy taking to town. And we got
Samantha from Somerville, Georgia. Right here. Good morning, Samantha, good morning,
good morning. All right, Sam. We're gonna put you with Tater.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
All right, Samantha, all right, so let's do it.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I'st see all right, well all give us thirty seconds,
me and Leland and put something on the board for
y'all to shoot that. How about that?
Speaker 10 (25:43):
Did you move fast and hide your underwear?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
What is that? Who is talking about hiding underwear? Where
is that? Never from I created louis to safely Randy?
Is that you stuff? Okay?
Speaker 10 (25:54):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I was. I want to know what you got going
on over It might be a little phony wordy word.
I googled the Jessica Simpson to see what she looks
like now and I left the page. Run try to
pay attention to our game.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Your work now, apparently she has body owner from what
I can get right.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Oh, I'll go here we go, me and Leland for
the first thirty Okay, ready, Leland, I start the clock.
Now it's winter. Put on your blank over your shirt
before you go out. Put on a coat. Yeah, uh
huh and rhymes with it. In a parade, look at
the Yeah, rhymes with it. Eat blank meal in the morning,
(26:38):
quaker blank meal. Yeah, rhymes with it. You put this
water around castles, it's the yeah, rhymes with it. Is
not a sheep, It is a goat. Uh huh rhymes
with it. That bag, the blank bag, Give me h.
That was a toughie, right, dam have a good work, Leland.
Put them down that want to put it? That's some
(27:00):
five on the board. All right now, ladies and Marcy
sam Tha are you ready? I'm ready and ready.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Go.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
It's a yeah. Rhymes with it. You blanked past tense
of what you do to your diary? You blank in
your diary. Yep, you have to do this during election year?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Go what vote? Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
All right, not rhyming anymore. This is I set the
world blank for eating spaghetti. Yes, this is Would you
like paper or blank paper or plastic? Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:39):
This is He spilled a bunny rabbit out of a hat.
What did you just do? He did some Yeah.
Speaker 10 (27:46):
Wow, she's stop talking.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
And that was a six on the board to take
the lead by one. Little girls are good, all right,
screen new word here, okay, start the clock now the
Old West you wrote in a stage. Yeah, uh huh,
all right now. Blank this piece of paper, make it
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half the size. Blank. Blank of honor. Blank of honor
is a charity. We like you blank the flag before
when you take it down. No, you a piece of
paper that you blank you blank? Yes, okay, I.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Can't come to work.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I got the flu I am yeah, okay, I want
to go to the big blank and the two steps.
All right, Well, that was a hard three we got
on the board there an eight score, so probably set
up for Samantha and Tayter to win unless we got
a hard word in there. You gonna pick them easy
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ones that you put back for you.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
It was a matter of time.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Somehow, Tyler two to tie, three to win.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Ready, go you go to a square blank damp.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yes, this is Alaskan.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
It's a dog and Alaskan.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Blank. They're real furry telling me husky.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Yes, you go to the range and shoot your.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
What wow gun? Yes, we don't need.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Any side comments from the peanut Dog.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Well, laid the dog on. It came up a little short, buddy,
but we appreciate you playing out with Gusta and you
try again any time. Yeah, we were robbed. I'll get
to the bottom of this, all right, boy, some have
the down summerfield. You're not gonna take anything away from
you but a good game, good game. You deserve the
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big old mount Olive Pickles prize. Pig. We'll get it
down to you. Thank you.
Speaker 15 (29:50):
Do you mind if I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
You go ahead, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 15 (29:54):
I'd like to give a shout out to all my friends, family,
and fellow Big Show fans in Chattanooga, Tennessee, nor Georgia,
especially my amazing boyfriend Michael aka Danger Tea. Thank you
so much for all you do.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
Baby.
Speaker 15 (30:05):
I love you, and I hope you realize all your
dreams as a musician because you are totally deserve it.
And I thank you to everyone at the Big Show
for having me on today.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I had a blast.
Speaker 15 (30:14):
I was very nervous that I had a blast.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Good no good deal, baby, all right, hang on, good morning,
got the Big Show on the radio. Is getting this
big request right?
Speaker 10 (30:25):
Here.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
That was well, Jim, all right, man, our beat the
blonde winner from earlier this morning had a Severerville, Tennessee.
Jim said he would like to request a bit for
his wife, Laura haas she loves Phil McCracken. All right,
play her one of those please, all right, Jim, be
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happy to Phil for Laura. Coming up next. Good morning,
(31:14):
Big show's on the radio, Big request time by this
time every money through Friday. Never been happy to play
requests for a couple of Big Show listeners. Man are
beating the blonde winner from jail. Y'all listen to the podcast.
You're gonna know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
My gym is lovely bride Laura, and she loves Phil m'crackens.
So that's what we're doing. Or Laura.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
All the sad old men in their trust they strain
wind playing shuffle board.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
They can't bend down.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
Or they oh, a deep breath is going overboard. I
go to the store, pick up milk. That's wind. I
feel it's dabbing pain. Pick up my cat oi. They oh,
there's that awful pain again. The doc who was in
shock say, way, way, way, way.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Life with the Hernie uh, life with the hernie.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Uh hello, bab, please be patient with me today. It
seems I've herniated myself. How did I do it? I
can tell you exactly how I did it. I tried
to lift up John Boy's legendary big bag. Well I
should have looked at it before I even attempted that
clean and jerk. Let's see, there was a pan of
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leftover chicken wings, two cases of diet coke, five twelve
packs of cherry pop tarts, cups, plates, paper, towel, and
toilet paper. It's like he was channeling mister Rayford. But
I guess it's easier to shop here than stop at
the store. I'm sorry, I meant to say cheaper.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
So what's to do with you?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Bubbaloo?
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Uh huh?
Speaker 6 (33:01):
You had to You had to retake your driving test
all because of the tick is right right, right, right right,
and you failed?
Speaker 5 (33:09):
How on earth?
Speaker 6 (33:11):
Ah? Every time the car stopped you jumped in the
back seat. Well, you know, old habits are hard to break.
Speaker 11 (33:19):
Lit.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
Why don't you touch up the fabulous and will goot
along to Eron's. Okay, okay, okay, there she goes. No
little a little further had a girl no, no, No,
he's married.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Keep going.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Not in the planter again, that's the door she's in,
and it's clothed. God, you know the difference between butter
and a blonde butter can be hard to spread. Toba,
that's your cooping. I mean help you, yes, ma'am. Uh huh,
(33:59):
you have a complaint. Ain't welcome to the club. I
bought a pair of French cut tappants at Cato and
when I got him home I could barely squeeze it.
Oh I'm sorry, let's make this all about you. Oh
it's not about you. No, it's about your son. Oh no,
tell me he's been screaming. Oh wow, we get that
(34:23):
one a lot. Oh it's not that, Oh my, it's Oliver.
Your son gets upset when he talks about his family.
How do you think Oliver feels your son cries?
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Why?
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Oh oh, he's a little on the hefty side.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Huh. I'm hip and size and but you get the picture, ma'am. Really,
such language.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
I usually have to go down to the sports station
to hear that kind of talk. Oh wow, were you
ever on the bull riding circuit? Listen, tuts, here's something
to think about. Maybe little junior cheeseburger isn't crying because
of Oliver. Maybe he's in tears because your hands, myther Hello,
(35:20):
oh my stars and garters. That was better than cheesecake.
You need a cigarette and I don't even smoke.
Speaker 8 (35:27):
Johnny shop firsting have you?
Speaker 5 (35:30):
You've got to complain? Oh tuts? Did you pick the
wrong day? Bring it on? You're mad about a song
they played?
Speaker 6 (35:38):
Really really here, try the take the index finger and
push the channel changer. Then take the thumb, spin on
it and stick it. Oh, here comes the blonde bombshell.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
Gotta go, And.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
Ma'am dust, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
I always say that.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Hello, my angel. Oh gossip yum yum yum yum yum
yum yum. What's the dirt skirt? Amber is pregnant again?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Good heaven?
Speaker 5 (36:07):
What does she use for protection? The bus shelter?
Speaker 14 (36:11):
Good?
Speaker 5 (36:14):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (36:15):
My head?
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Better stuck up on the BC powders do the NNNY
comer carry on straight? Paple?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Here's
our featured track from the Big Show, Big Box Like
this way, John one milliy album keyword is curse.
Speaker 13 (37:00):
Or good morning there John Boy and Billy and good morning,
all our beloved friends other in radio land. This is
Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua, Independent
Full gusper Penny Coastal Assembly, just to Steed Road twenty
three on the front to rud friends. Everybody in America
nowadays is plum eat up in the head about celebrities.
(37:23):
I ain't made no secret of the fact I think
Hollywood ought to be called Hellywood because all the unsationinanigans
that's going on out there. Well, I got a little
item here y'all might have missed. It's been a tad
underreported in the what you call your mainstream media.
Speaker 11 (37:41):
Listen at this. Jessica and Ashley Simpson has been cursed
by a minister from their home state of Texas, the
Reverend Bob Harrington give an interview to something called The
New Weekly Magazine. And listen at this. Reverend Herrington says
the pops singing Simpson's sisters and their father Joe are
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to be ashamed of their selves. He implies they are
in for divine retribution. These girls don't represent American standards,
and certainly not Christian standards. Their father has replaced his
faith in the Lord with the love of money, which
is the root of all evil. He has replaced holiness
(38:26):
with horniness. Jessica and Ashley will reap the dismal crops
their sewing, their breast is will SAgs, and their bases
will wither, and they will be left with nothing but
a holler shell. To which way, I just say, amen, hallelujah,
preach on, brother, I have been mighty lowly out here
(38:49):
in the cultural wilderness. All by, welcome to the good fight.
Oh and if you're saying right now, preach your Bob's
coming down to tad hart on these gals, ain't he.
Speaker 13 (39:00):
Well now, beloved?
Speaker 11 (39:01):
I think old Bob's right on the money. Some of
y'all might not like to head out today, friends, but
the truth don't always go down like Sodie Pop. Oh broh,
you smart, Alexi says, says to me, like preacher Bob
might be kindly obsessed with sex. That's predictable, but fair enough. Okay,
(39:23):
when this magazine give the big sister Jessica, apparently she's
a smart a chance, respond, Let's see what she had
to say, and I quotes, I have amazing boobs. They're perfect.
At school, My boobs were bigger than all my friends,
and I was afraid to show them. Now I feel
like they make my outfits look better. They're like unaccessory.
(39:48):
Oh but Preacher Bob is the one that's obsessed with friends.
I ain't never seen a soul call celebrity make it
big in show business without selling out to a devil
in one way or another. And the biggest stars is
the ones that's the most screwed up. Well, I just
look at who the young folks has got for their
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role models nowadays. The Simpson sisters and Madonna and Christine,
Alligator and Parasite Hilton and Hustedly, Queen Levitree, Ossie Osmond
and fifteen cents, every one of them more screwed up
in the last year. And what really flies all over
me is when they win one of them Gammy Awards
(40:29):
out there and they get up and say, first of all,
I want to thank God. This is the same fella
not ten minutes ago is running around on stage houlering
by hormongering and grabbing it itself like you had a
chicker farm. Then how about driver, thank the fellow that
put all that chrome on you, picked up truck and
leave the Lord's name out of I'll tell you this,
(40:52):
mister Hall bound Hall. One day, when you're at twirling
on the end of a stick at the Devil's Weenie Rows,
you'll wish you to grab on to the Lord instead
of your sale. On a positive note, the Sword of
Joshua's faul Festival of Faith continues all this weekend, and
I want to invite everybody out Sunday night at six
(41:12):
o'clock PM to hear our special guest speaker, Reverend Bob Harrington,
my new favorite preacher from the great state of Texas.
I always a open door and a double dose of
that God's honest truth is yours of the Sword of Joshua.
Independent photo usper Pnecostile Assembly just off State Road twenty
three on the Frontage Road. As as Reverend Billy Ray
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Collins yourminingions, it's time to turn so you don't burn
John Boye, Billy Yo, keep them straight up.
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