Monday (pt 2 of 2): Storytime with Carl Childers - Independence Day!

Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got a mini tribute to Married Man.. They had a movie night at the nervous hospital and Carl Childers is in to give us a recap of Independence Day.. - It’s the anniversary of Porky Pig’s first cartoon, so we dust off his version of Teen Angel.. - There’s still time to book your kids at Carl’s Crazy Go Nuts Summer Camp.. - and Cadbury goes to the Little League Game..

 

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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's a Big Show on the radio, rolling through your
Monday July first. Today's feature track from the Big Show
bit Box. It's summertime. That means literally, we got Catbury
at the little league game.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Hopefully yours goes a little better than this.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Check it out. He words literally got in the bit
box when you hit the Big Show dot comy.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Right now, it's time to play beat the Blonde. We
got our.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Blonde morning in take take you a working wrestling you
to say, Hey, the Andrew at a Sanford North Care, Carolina,
Good morning, Andrew.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Good morning, the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
To you. All right, Andrew. You know the day we
asked theater some questions.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
You agree or disagree to get two bells for two
buzzes and you will win.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Okay? Is Andrew ready hanging on your words to that?
We opened up the Shakespeare in our last beat do
blan Let's go back there. Yay, the thousands of these?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, what world famous Shakespeare play does a queen kiss
a donkey?

Speaker 5 (01:41):
That's Shrek?

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Oh yeah, all the Fairy Tales was what Shrek was
based on.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I remember the donkey of course.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Eddie Murphy, there's that one that amid the night's.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Night's dream, A midsummer night's dream. Oh, and don't you
act like she knows that?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
What you think? Do you agree or disagree?

Speaker 6 (02:11):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Disagree on that one.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
It was a midsummer night's dream. And you know both
of them were so confident.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I don't think I even know any more Shakespeare. Do
you know any more titles? Hamlet and Juliet?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
All right? Who did that? But not Shrek?

Speaker 7 (02:37):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
All right, Andrew, and they stepping up here, buddy, Let's
see what we got here. Okay, so you have a fever,
I do, chills, congestion, watery eyes, and a rash on
your face and the back of your neck. Then the
rash spreads all over your body. Jonathan Winners, what is

(03:06):
most likely your problem?

Speaker 6 (03:08):
Apparently I'm too lazy to go see a doctor. Laziness
you had me in watery eyes. I think that you
have shingles.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Shingles is what takes the she got Andrew?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Do you agree or disagree?

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Well, I'm just gonna have to go with my gut
and say I agree this time.

Speaker 8 (03:33):
Wow the boy way to go?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
No no, no, no, no no, no, that's wrong. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to play with your gun emotionals, it's measles, yeah,
diasel your gut lies well, Andrew.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Luckily we do have a consolation prize there for you, Buddy,
will make you happy.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Sid you playing and listening with.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Us, My boy, appreciate it. Can I get a shout out?
You go ahead, just love the shout out to my
drop dead gorgeous wife Chrissy and my three wonderful kids, Elizabeth,
Matthew and Hadley.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
They God that good work. Buddy, Appreciate you and yours
listening to the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
We've been looking.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
At summer camps for the kids that you might don't
want to send your kids too.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I don't know, it's on the line. We'll look at
another one reported Good Morning is a big show on

(05:15):
the radio.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
They're getting into summer and twenty four going through some
summer camps.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Check it out.

Speaker 9 (05:24):
Hey, mom and dad, Summer's almost here and soon the
kids will be out of school and in your hair.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Don't forget.

Speaker 9 (05:32):
Summertime is your time too. The last thing you need
is to have it ruined by a pack of screaming
rug rats. Thank goodness, it's legal to fund them off
on someone else.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
But who I'll take him? Who are you?

Speaker 10 (05:44):
I'm Colonelcarl from Fort Jilder's Crazy Go Nuts Fun Camp
for youngins. It's a perfect place for adults to neglect
her parental responsibilities and whatnot in a safe, fun, educational way.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Sounds great. Tell me more.

Speaker 10 (06:00):
Childer's Crazy Gonuts Fun Camp for young and decitiated on
a hundred acres or real party woods seized by the
federal government.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Is it safe?

Speaker 10 (06:09):
Turn rights? Our compound is surrounded by only the finest quality,
high voltage no kill fencing that keeps the kids in
and the creeps out. And those rumors are a toxic
waste site and genetic engineering facility on the grounds make
for some party scary stories around the campfire.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
So tell me, Colonel Carl. Is the staff qualified.

Speaker 10 (06:31):
Our staff is the highest quality of state certified counselors
rehabilitated by the federal prison system. All of them have
handed on training under the most difficult conditions, including ride control,
hand to hand, shive disarming, and.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Personal shower protection. I'm satisfied, But what about the facilities.

Speaker 10 (06:54):
I'm glad you asked. Poor Childer's offers two spacious luxury
units we call sheeeds for boys, the other one for
girls and little sissy fellers. Every campers issued their very
own personalized stob and quilt, and they get the thriller
roughing it by digging their very own sleeping whole earth,
old fashioned open air toilets and the scrubbing up spot

(07:15):
out of cotton mouth pine Sure, good high Jane, all
summer long.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
And I bet you got some swell activities played.

Speaker 10 (07:23):
Youngins learned nat your skills and all plumb last in
a lifetime, like poison snake identifying and good Mushroom, Bad
Mushroom and Houchi dollar store sponsors. All our arts and
criss over classes are taught by Miss Melinda had, the
big girl from check out there, and they last all

(07:43):
summer long, look or until she eats all the paste.
I'm him, that's good eating what else bacon to eating
The young and Joe be traded a fort Children's world
famous Taste of the Wilderness buffet our Headshift chainsawts Charlie
specializes in wild game waint mother Night. You're taking its

(08:06):
course in that busy highway out Frontier. There's always something
different cooking at fore Hielders.

Speaker 9 (08:12):
Safe grounds, arts and crafts, good food and a cozy
hole in the ground. Hey, my kids aren't gonna get
lazy living a good life, are they?

Speaker 10 (08:20):
Not a chance?

Speaker 8 (08:21):
Muster?

Speaker 10 (08:22):
Our campers get plenty of exercise and fresh air and
land clearing class what's splitting one oh one? And biohazard
waist treble and dirty syringe of cleaning. I don't keep
them moving, Just wait till they meet our mask God.
Only the bob cattle keep them running through sun up Sunday.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'm soul. When can I sign up for?

Speaker 10 (08:44):
Sooner the better? The summer session's almost full. Well, get
on down to four Children's Crazy Gold Nuts Day Camp
for Youngins. We ain't hard to find, are we, mister
heck No.

Speaker 9 (08:54):
Two miles from the nuclear power plant on the left
right between the state's busiest four lane highway and the
railroad tracks next to missile Silo fifty four in Millsburg.
It's four Chillers Crazy Go Nuts Camp for Youngins.

Speaker 8 (09:06):
O Moneli.

Speaker 10 (09:07):
If you love your youngins, turn them loose hair. If
I come on back to you, eat a miracle.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Good morning. It's a big Shaw on the radio. About
twenty minutes away. Another episode of Married Man. The Boys
not out right now now.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
An entry until the Diary of Gary Busey.

Speaker 11 (09:53):
Dear Diary, this is Gary.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
They called me missed Abucy. I can dig it.

Speaker 11 (10:02):
Well, Diary. This is a slow ass time in Hollywood.
All the big movies are shooting in Georgia because they
can't afford to shoot here. The small gets thicker than
the sally Field's glasses, and it's so hot. All the
hookers are drawing more flies than the dumpster. It's time
somebody stepped up to make things interesting in HollyHood. Though,

(10:23):
I came up with something short to turn some heads.
The Gary buse the first annual SAG Awards.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
We need a distraction, that's camera action. I got plenty
of brag on. We are about to get our sagal
no bizzel like show bizel. Who can't be topic Ghizzle Diary.

Speaker 11 (10:41):
This is something I've had bouncing around the old abuse
in Noodle for a while.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Now. See this ain't the Screen Actors.

Speaker 11 (10:47):
Guild SAG Awards. This here is the sexy ass Grandma
SAG Award. It's pretty well known at once you hit
your expiration date in Tinseltown, they run you off like
p Diddy in a daycare. Well, excuse me, you'd dippy
holly woke jack holes. You is missing out on some

(11:09):
womdigious womanhoods. Always a win on never a Losa, It's
smoking hot Hoochi Granny Palooza. Aw Crazy Frankie and I
rented out the Big Old Nights of Columbus Hall in Burbank.
See I wanted to join that would hold a buttload
of folks just dying for a little peek a boob
of the good old days. And your boy Garret did

(11:31):
not disappoint. Listen to this prestigious list of award winners Diary.
Miss Jennie McCarthy won the Motorboat Award because you know
she was awarded the trophy by Pam Anderson. Seeing them
two on stage is a real dual outboard. Taking home

(11:54):
the nice trophy of If she smokes, she Pokes was
Jamie Lee Curtis. She might as well wear a shirt
that said open for Business. The International Saga Award went
to Sarah Douglas. She's at evil heifer that wrote Shotgun
with General Zod in that first Superman movie. I'd like
to get trapped in her forbidden zone.

Speaker 7 (12:16):
Yea yea yea yea yea yea.

Speaker 11 (12:17):
Yea yea, yeah, yeah, Hey, dump that loser, General Zod,
Come on show Gary that smoking bod do you see?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Lovin will give you a lyft.

Speaker 11 (12:25):
Don't care about the mileage, just how snugget shift automotive preferences.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Whoo yeah missus.

Speaker 11 (12:33):
Kurt Russell Goldie Hawn won the flat but still fine award.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
You can see why old.

Speaker 11 (12:39):
Kurr ain't kicked her to the curve. Then gell his
age like fine saddle leather. Morgan Fairchild walked away with
the eighth age, the Damn Day Award. Damn Let's make
some beautiful music, Morgan.

Speaker 9 (12:55):
I'll play piano, you play the organ, ye y ya
yea yeah, yea yea, yay yeah.

Speaker 11 (13:02):
The Tea and Shrumpet Award for Best English Skeezer goes
to Helen Mirren. Standing on her head or flat on
her back. You just can't beat that gravity DeFi and rack.

Speaker 10 (13:10):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 11 (13:12):
Receiving the statue went for the b Arthur So Ugly
She's Hot award went to Ellen Barkin. This is the
kind of gal paper bags was made for marking. Ain't
just your name, is what she looks like she should be.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Doing loose wait talking true.

Speaker 11 (13:34):
Lord, I'm sorry, and the grand prize, Miss sag Award
goes to envelope. Please Susan Sarandon get it. Probably should
have worn a Bramo off when he's younger. The night
was a huge success. Probably would have been better if
the prize winner showed up. That's okay being crazy, Frankie.

(13:56):
You're going to deliver door to door, but they show
up next time, Well, Dorry, I gotta skidaddle, I gotta
drop off shares Botox Avendro al Ward comes with an
earl shy Gainst certificate for a new top cor Do
you believe in life after.

Speaker 12 (14:15):
Lovell until next time? Darry x'es and O's geary sexy
when I'm nasty? Good morning, a lot more big show coming.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Up, John Boy, Big show, Picky on malthew Oh, Marcel,
you picked an awful time to call.

Speaker 8 (14:41):
Well, listen to the radio.

Speaker 9 (14:42):
We're right in the middle of a new tetrol you boob, No,
no not, you're raking fat boy.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Pull up a couple of chairs and cut down nothing.

Speaker 9 (14:51):
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic knowning did John
Boy Big Show?

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Carry on straight people? Good Morning, It's a mixture on

(15:39):
your radio. We'll leave it on the final hour the
Monday Morning Broadcast. Worthy words gonna be played in minutes.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
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prize pack we play for I won't tell you about
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Speaker 1 (15:56):
Away number one hundred and ten.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Got a triple x L T shirt that we ain't
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Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, I'm sure somebody makes them. I'm telling what I'll
find back to my really fat days. Anyway, you can
read it and see it.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
I live in the United States City Offended quotes on
the late great Robert D. Rayford printed on the back
of the orange T shirt Hunter's orange Okay, fe in
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Speaker 13 (17:00):
Run down.

Speaker 14 (17:08):
My ried man.

Speaker 15 (17:10):
My ried man drives around in a minivan, god a
wife and some kids.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
His whole life's on the skids. Hey, there there goes.

Speaker 14 (17:19):
The married man.

Speaker 8 (17:23):
How's he feel?

Speaker 15 (17:24):
Listen, dude, this poor guy's really screwed hanging on. Buy
a bread cord of milk, loaf of bread. Hey, there
there goes the married man. Got a big gas grill, buys.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
His clothes at the gap, and he's just about having
on this crime. Married man, my ried man, friendly neighborhood,
married man. Life for him has no single wife or
let him do what they she says, it's about time
he grew up. Wherever the as a school, you'll find.

Speaker 16 (18:02):
Them married nine.

Speaker 14 (18:03):
I was a starry elpins married mine. Arrives up the
office for another day of slaving away in the cubicle farm. Old,
good morning, everybody. Oh not so loud man? Oh sorry,
college buddy? Was I talking loud in my head? It
sure sounded like I feel like dookie, dookie, gee, you
seemed like you were feeling pretty good last night.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
I was.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
That's why I'm feeling like dukie this morning.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Oh, I can't believe we stayed out so late when
we had to work today.

Speaker 14 (18:33):
Well, hey, it's not every day old Fred here turns
fifty years old, right, Fred?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Shut up?

Speaker 8 (18:38):
Married man?

Speaker 14 (18:38):
He was like you feeling rough too?

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Ooh he couldn't be feeling as rough as I am.

Speaker 14 (18:43):
Oh, Frank, you look like the walking dead.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Really, I wish I felt that good.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
I can't believe you're so chippery this morning, married man.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Last night you look like you were pounding them down. Man.

Speaker 14 (18:55):
Huh oh yeah, you know that old DULs is pretty
good for a non alcoholic beer.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Alcoholic, so that explains it. Oh man, I should have
called in sick. Did I mentioned I feel like dude?

Speaker 14 (19:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
So I would have called.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
In sick, but I wanted to get away from my
wife before she started in on me again this morning.

Speaker 13 (19:15):
Excuse me a second. Oh hi, honey, listen, I'm real
sorry about staying out so late, but it was Fred's
fiftieth birthday.

Speaker 8 (19:24):
How could I say?

Speaker 5 (19:24):
No?

Speaker 13 (19:26):
Well, yeah, I guess not what will work?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Then?

Speaker 13 (19:28):
I kind of busy. I'll call you later, okay about
huh oh?

Speaker 8 (19:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (19:35):
And you know I really thought I had things figured out.
I was real quiet coming into the house. I took
my shoes off before I went up the stairs. I
got undressed, real slow, east into bed and pretended I
was asleep.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Didn't take no. She woke up.

Speaker 14 (19:54):
Let me have it, Let you have what it means?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
She got mad at it.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I think that's you, Cliff, Yeah boy, here we go.

Speaker 14 (20:04):
Hello, Hi, sweetheart. Yeah, listen, I'm sorry about last night. What?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (20:10):
I know, sorry doesn't make it all better. I just
thought i'd say it anyway. Hey, how about I take
care to dinner tonight to make up for it? You
picked the place? Where's that Morelli's? Dude, that's a little
on the pricey side, didn't it? Well? Okay, okay, how
does the seven o'clock sound great? Listen, sweetie, I got
to run here bye Morellies.

Speaker 8 (20:32):
Huh boy.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
She must have really been stinging.

Speaker 14 (20:35):
You know it? Hey, And I thought my plan was
even better than Frank's. I came in through the back door,
changed into my pajamas in the laundry room. Then I
went upstairs, slipped into bed and pretended I was asleep.
She still woke up and let me have it. Have what?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
She got really mad at him.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Your turn birthday boy?

Speaker 17 (20:58):
Hello, what don't don't sugar you? I thought by now
would be over our little snit. I guess I thought wrong.

Speaker 14 (21:06):
Huh.

Speaker 17 (21:07):
Well, I don't guess it would do any good to
say I'm sorry. Huh Now, Well, look, sugar, the guys
are just trying to do something nice for me. It
was something for my birthday. Listen, I'll tell you what.
How about I stopped by on the way home. I'll
run us a movie.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
We'll watch it together tonight. Your choice.

Speaker 17 (21:25):
What okay, hold on, I'll ask him, Hey, married man,
what's your wife's favorite movie?

Speaker 14 (21:32):
The Bridges of Madison County?

Speaker 17 (21:35):
Thanks a lot, Hello, sugar, Bridges of Madison County. Okay,
I'll bring it home with me. Okay, all right, fine.

Speaker 14 (21:45):
Man, your wife really get it in for you.

Speaker 17 (21:48):
We have no idea. And hey, listen, I thought I
thought of everything, really everything. I cut off the car
at the top of the hill, let it coast to
a stop right out front. I changed into my pajamas
in the laundry room. I made a sandwich in the
kitchen to get to the den. I sat down, took
just a few bites off of it and laid it
on the coffee table. Okay, So that way it would
look like I'd gotten up for a little midnight snack,

(22:08):
sat down on the couch, turned on the TV, and
then I pretended I'd fallen asleep watching the Letterman.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Hey man, that sounds pretty good.

Speaker 17 (22:15):
So what happened, Well, she was watching me from the
top of the stairs the whole time, boy, and she
let me have it with both barrels.

Speaker 13 (22:24):
She shot at you, No, you idiot, she yelled at it,
the way you're killing me.

Speaker 14 (22:29):
Gee. No, wonder how you know. I imagine that kind
of blatant Deceit would be kind of upsetting to a spouse.
Excuse me just a second, guys. Hello, Hi, honey bunny. Yeah,
I was just putting more stuff on fire here. How
are you feeling today? Ray? What's that? Yeah? I think
everybody did have a good time last night. Yeah, we

(22:50):
were just sitting here talking about it. Uh huh. Listen
to honey, bunny. You better let me run. Hey, want
to come down and have lunch with me later?

Speaker 17 (22:56):
Poray?

Speaker 14 (22:57):
Okay, I'll sing you around noon? Okay, bye bye?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Hey, married man, what was that all about?

Speaker 14 (23:02):
You know? You fellows? Really need to examine your relationships
with your wives.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Wall She's not mad at you.

Speaker 8 (23:09):
Now, I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
You're the ultimate short leash guy and you were out
just as late as the rest of us.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
What gives? How come she's not mad at you?

Speaker 14 (23:18):
Well, I guess I just know how to handle situations
like this better than you guys.

Speaker 8 (23:23):
Okay, well, what did you do when you.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Got home last night?

Speaker 14 (23:26):
Oh? Nothing special, you know. I came in, got out
the blender, made myself a protein shake. Then I watched
a little bit of Twister on the home theater system
and strolled on up the stairs to open the door,
plopped down on the bed. Then I gave honey Bunny
a little pat on the button, said, hey, how about
a little loving?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
You're kidding? What does she say?

Speaker 14 (23:46):
Nothing? She pretended she was asleep. All arad I salla fartchat.
Married man actually comes out on top for a change,
butt doll got used to it things. I bound to
be back to normal when you join us for a
right next spin to tightening adventure. When will hair college
buddy say.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Hey, guys, well, all do me a favor if I
ever mentioned marriage kill me?

Speaker 5 (24:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
You got it.

Speaker 14 (24:10):
Probeah I five, I five don't be hanging well. So
you have same married time, same married channel.

Speaker 15 (24:19):
There's a school you'll find them married nine.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
All right, married man mondays, of course we've been having
some request. June was well a big wedding month of
the year, of course, and the married man is gonna
renew his vowel. So guys, you probably could learn something
coming up in a couple of months.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Du okay, we'll meet here right now is my wordy word?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
One night hundred big zho you told free line, Get
a couple of dozens and play nex. Good morning. It's

(25:17):
a big show on the radio for you. Monday morning, July.
First feature track for the Big Show bit Box Catbury
in the Little League game. Get your read for Little
League this summer when you hit the Bigshow dot com.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Right now, let's play.

Speaker 14 (25:32):
I had everybody's head.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
I bout the bed like a wordy word and a
worthy word.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Kenneth from Columbus, Georgia.
Good morning, Kenneth.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Wait boy, all right.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Tell me and Kenneth get along pretty good.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
We'll do our team, Kenneth, and let's meet Brent out
of Williamston, South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Good morning, Brent.

Speaker 14 (26:00):
Are you knowing?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
We're all good man? Welcome in here.

Speaker 9 (26:03):
Brent.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
You're on Tater's team. Catch you'll cover. You're all right, Bred.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
That's Kenneth and George and Kenneth and Brent up above
you in South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
We're gonna play us some where. The word boys, I
did do it?

Speaker 8 (26:23):
Did so?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Kenneth? You relax?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Me and Brent. No, no, yeah, I'll mess it up
because the lines of cross. So it's me and Kenneth,
Me and Kenneth. That's right that you said that. Why
don't I listen to my wife?

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
I agree with what.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Thank you for being there? All right? All right, Kenneth,
let's see what we can do. Starting to clock now.
To celebrate, you pop a cork in a bottle of.

Speaker 14 (26:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Uh huh oh. You got to bring your water to
a blank before you put the shrimp in out rhymes
with it. Don't forget to change your in your car,
I said, rhymes with another name for dirt.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Dirt.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
No, another name for dirt rhymes with the other words
A sample, A blank sample when you want to test
the ground.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
All right, what do we end up with them? Rs
three on the board. All right, Brent and Tater for
your round one.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Brent, are you ready? Let's go? Okay, thgging, I'm on
that last one, real tough one.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
Ready go before you do any planting. You need some potting. Yes,
y'all rhymes with it. Oh, don't eat it that has
it's yes.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Hey, this is in your air conditioner. It rhymes with it.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
Or on your stove, the curly thing on your stove, Yes,
rhymes with it. In your oven. You don't put it
on bake you put it on this.

Speaker 14 (28:04):
Oh okay, all.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
Right, not rhyming anymore.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
This is how you take your medicine in this form.
Take your Oh no, not wrong.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I had the buzzer so four on the board to
take the lead by one. No problem, Kenneth. We're still
in this thing, buddy. Let's get us some points.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
All right.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Okay, we're picking up on that last one. Ready, go
take your medicine. Not a capsule but a yes, uh huh?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
All right. Actors are on this during the play. You're
on the yeah, uh huh. Hey, don't blank me. I
did the best.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Don't you cast blank on somebody else, not yourself? I
blank you?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
What's the play though, yes, uh huh and soccer you
score a yes, uh rhymes with it? You dig four?
Oh boy, you did it, Kenneth.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
What we get on that three there? Five five on
the three and eight score for Kenneth. Good work, buddy,
So Brenton Taylor four will tie this game and force
over time five will win. All right, all right, Brent
are you ready?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Lets go and go?

Speaker 6 (29:26):
Dan Ackroyd and and the other guy Belushi they were
blank brothers. Yeah, they were okay, hey, uh you this
is your your spirit is your what don't lose your
your spirit?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Are sorry?

Speaker 6 (29:42):
Rhymes with it? Uh they take blank call? Uh blank
called at school? At school?

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Yes, all right, rhymese with it.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
This is what happens to your.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
UK down the Kenneth from Columbus, Georgia. You go ahead,
the six eight, the six finals, Gore.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
That was one of my favorite movies, Soul Brothers.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Right, yeah, that was good as hey, Brett, now Williamson,
you can play again anytime, buddy. We appreciate you. I
thank you so much.

Speaker 14 (30:28):
You have a good morning, all.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Right, man, thank you. That'll be all right. I go
more tomorrow. There, Tator Kenneth. That of Columbus, Georgia. Good work, buddy,
your big old lord Tiger's price back heading down to you.
Everybody's head, let's start shout out.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Man, you go ahead.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
I want to give a shout out to my daughters.

Speaker 10 (30:50):
They listen to every.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
And everybody else out there.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
I'm Billy Land.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Well all, Roger Keith appreciate you, buddy. You hang on,
Taylor hook you. Good morning, got the Big show on
the radio.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Got our Monday bit request coming out of Greenville, South Carolina,
mister Stanley Hicks. Stanley says, hey, you remember a bit
you did about those of us with big feet? My
wife and I always repeated, love to hear it again, Stanley.
I think Taylor's got what you're talking about. We'll get
it for you next. Good morning, and it's a big

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show on the radio on something you'd like to hear
on the radio. On the Big Show you'd heard before,
I said, Man, like he had again, we usually can
figure it out.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Just hit us up in the John Boy and Billy face.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
There was a lot of these Bigshow dot com. Stanley Hicks, Greenville,
South Carolina, long time big show listen him.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
And his why he show, y'all.

Speaker 9 (32:12):
Are you thick, ample, generously proportioned, maybe just good old
fashioned fat. If so, it's likely that your feet are too.
You can't just buy shoes anywhere. That's why we made
the fat Feed Store.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Meet Melinda.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Ha, I'm Melinda. Course he already told you that it.

Speaker 9 (32:30):
Melinda came to us with a very familiar problem. My
feet heart, inner old shoes. Melinda's feet spilled over the top.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Like a big pink cupcake, if cupcakes had moles and
a couple chigger bites.

Speaker 9 (32:45):
First, we carefully measured Melinda's feet.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Sorry about the smell. I didn't think we'd be doing
something like this. I ain't changed them socks five days
and it's been humid.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Then we took gel impressions.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Uh oh, a couple scabs and I hang, now got
stuck in there? Does that matter? I hope it don't matter.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 9 (33:23):
Then we entered that information into our fat Feet store computer.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
We don't sell computers at the Dollar store, but we
got potted meat on sale five four dollars, you know,
in case you were wondering.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Noted a few short days later, Melinda's shoes were ready.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
It was more like a couple weeks I'll do your commercial,
but I ain't gonna live about it.

Speaker 9 (33:52):
And now, thanks to the Fat Feat Store, Melinda is
poetry in motion.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
See coopsy. This always happens when I get new shoes.
I haven't had new shoes in twenty years. It's why
I don't buy new shoes very often, on account of
stuff like that. Oh Fluffy, that was my cat's ashes

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clean up on Aisle four. Oh I reckon, I better go.
Carl gets mad if I'm laid.

Speaker 9 (34:39):
And so there you have it, another satisfied customer.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
They're party in all but my feet still hurt.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
We'll help you, just like we helped Melinda the Fat
Feed Store.

Speaker 10 (34:55):
What happened in.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Their new shoes?

Speaker 16 (34:58):
What do you buy new shoes?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
B what are you bad shoes?

Speaker 11 (35:00):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
It's a big show on the radio for you Monday, Julie,
the first.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Met you track gonna make show.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Bed box Cadberry at the Little League game keywords little League.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Here we go. Come on, Cadberry, we're gonna be late.

Speaker 8 (35:45):
I'm hurrying, sir.

Speaker 16 (35:47):
That speed would greatly increase if sir would assist me
in carrying all this equipment.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Oh all right, what a baby here?

Speaker 2 (35:54):
I'll carry my coffee happy way now quick complaining you
are a you know.

Speaker 16 (36:01):
Uh says words, sting me like a thorny nekele hump
you hurt me, Big guy seems to be on the
precipice of emotional distress this morning.

Speaker 8 (36:12):
Is there anything troubling sir.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
I'm sorry, Cadberry, I got a lot on my mind.

Speaker 8 (36:17):
This ball cap, two tights now, this.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Tournament, Tom Cadberry coaching little League is a big responsibility.

Speaker 16 (36:23):
Is more so than cleaning sirs on catbox, one would
suppose way more.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
I'm in charge of developing a team spirit, nurturing a
sense of sportsmanship, and building a sense of camaraderie at
last a lifetime, teaching them not to tease and call names,
and couraging them not to engage in physical violence.

Speaker 16 (36:41):
To subtler differences, Well, sir has always been good with children.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Why children, I'm talking about the parents.

Speaker 16 (36:47):
Her pack of animals surely suggests I have been with
sir at the occasional practice. Nothing untoward has occurred.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
In my eyes.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Man, you don't get it. This is a tournament. Nerves
your own heads. There's a lot at stake.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Holly's nerve racks parents moving around make it hard to concentrate.
I want to mention a fact. We're playing against Chet
Murphy's team. You know he's the king of trash talking well.

Speaker 16 (37:08):
I simply find it impossible to believe that fully developed
the dulk human beings could behave in a manner such
as you describe. Sir, Hey, Joe boy, he damns up ugly.

Speaker 8 (37:20):
I stand correctly, sir. Shut up Chat.

Speaker 16 (37:23):
That's telling him, Sir, where's we get them girls' school
Jex and yours out on the field.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
You're going down, moron, God, shut up Chat you stupid?

Speaker 8 (37:33):
Even better, sir, ignore him, Sir, the game has begun.

Speaker 16 (37:38):
We must concentrate. Sticks and stones, sticks and stone.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, you're right, cats, you all right? Come on, guys,
let's do it.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Joe boyle, let's say you brought your maid with you.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
How's going, Hazel?

Speaker 8 (37:49):
I beg your pard unjust ignor him.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Can't bear it the game.

Speaker 16 (37:53):
I can handle him, Sir, what's this? I'm sorry, I
don't understand. I speak over thirty languages fluently, but unfortunately.

Speaker 8 (38:03):
Boob is not one of them.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
You don't provoke him. Can't remember the game.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Careful, mister French, you might accidentally take your nose out
of Uncle Bill's.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
But.

Speaker 16 (38:13):
Mind your tongue. In the president of children, you sell itself.
I should warn you that I'm an expert practitioner in
the sport of kings and a proponent of the marquis
the Queensbury rules.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Queensberry will love it off. He reminds me what kind
of man makes a living waiting on another man? Oh wait,
I know that one.

Speaker 14 (38:32):
Oh HOMEO.

Speaker 8 (38:35):
Are you talking to me?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Cantberry?

Speaker 8 (38:39):
Are you talking to me?

Speaker 16 (38:42):
I'm the only gentleman's gentlemen here, you must be talking
to me. You better back up, for lurch, Back up, Chester.
Why would someone is stolllet as you fear a silly
mary like me, I'm afraid of you take a bill Ah, Well,
then maybe you'll fear my magic wand Cadbury put down
the back with all due respect, Back off, sir. I

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will not have this loud questioning my manhood. Well, where
are your clever quits now? My loquacious friend?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Put him down, Cadbury. Ye for me, No, with the pleasure,
can't bear no.

Speaker 8 (39:21):
Remember the game?

Speaker 1 (39:23):
The game? Y?

Speaker 2 (39:24):
What about the game?

Speaker 8 (39:25):
Oh? Quite right?

Speaker 16 (39:27):
I almost forgot game over. If you insist no Cadbury.

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