September 21, 2023 • 47 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hi, this is Johnny van Zant and Gary Rossington with
the word skinner.
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Start your data skinnerd way with John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. Hi, I could do the dude
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loving Adam. It is Thursday morning, September the twenty first.
You know you got the big show here with John
Boy and Billy, and I see Jackie and Tatter both
her puddled up in the corner doing there morning things
fellers getting all excited over the least little things and day. Uh,
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we're just gonna ease into this Thursday.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
We shuld accomplished so far.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
We like to celebrate Friday around here, so Thursday they're
like a Friday Eve. Let's just carb up. Is like
Carb Day, boys, Okay, carbs, I'm in okay. It's a
National Chai Day celebrates a strong, satisfying tea. Y'all drinking
chai tea sometimes right? National New York Day, y'all go
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to New York, walk around. I ate a lot of cheesecake.
Does that count? Dress up? Go to China Town's National
Pecan Cookie Day. Another Peacan related day like it, and
it's National Paul Paul Day. The day provides a taste
of the grape forgotten American fruit. Don't talk about Paul
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Paul like that. Yes, this is a creamy mango banana
flavored Paul Paul never heard of it. Yeah, I think
I have. I don't think I hate a creamy mango
banana flavor. Is it like a sponge on the outside?
Banana cream like on the inside? Does that sound just
like you? So it's fuzzy on our side like a peach?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
More?
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All right, Well there's your national days. We got three
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Here's our three dates in history. We will derive our categories.
Help you win that prize pack. Eighteen thirty seven, Charles
Tiffany founded his fame the retail store of Jewelry, China
and other fine accessories in New York City, New York
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Day about the nineteen seventy ABC TV broadcasts the first
NFL Monday Night football game. Man I celebrated that yesterday.
I'm sorry, I copy it could have been could have
been me? How many you know who knows? Between both
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of us we could hear the rule of the world.
It could be the Paul Paul talking. She does it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh, don't worry about It's probably me.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I'm doing.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
You're doing her?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So yeah. By the way, the first Monday night football game,
the Cleveland Browns beat the New York Jets thirty one
to twenty one.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I saw an old picture on line the other day.
Was there was Howard Kosell with Oj Simpson and Bruce
Jenner and the capturalist ladies and gentlemen. I have just
returned from the future and you are not gonna believe.
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Finally, was on this day nineteen eighty two Albert Mcgrennold's
called a record seventy eight pound eight ounce striped bass
out of Atlantic City, New Jersey. Big by seventy eight
pound eight ounce striped bass. Well, there's you kind of
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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
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North call, we have a shot. Hey morning, Scott, come
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on in here, buddy, Hey, how you doing man, We're
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Let's get you through these category Scott in five seconds,
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give us three things you can buy in Tiffany's.
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Who Watches story boxy.
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Yo, Now give us three football teams, ready go.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Dallas Cowboys, cleeverand Browns and Minnesota Vikings.
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And for the wind, give us three fish you catch
for sport.
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Ready got bats, sail fish and blue marlin.
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I appreciate y'all.
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Speaker 7 (08:00):
Actually, this is the award winning John Boy and Billie
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Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
It is time for an American minute with tank hold Guard.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Thanks Red, Hey America, thank Hogarth. Here got a minute.
I've had a lot of stuff noodling in my noggin lately.
The windmills of my mind have been spinning like a
damp pinky and a dry nostril. I've gotta download some
of this info or my skull's gonna pop like a
full tick your job. Sit there, shut your yapper and
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listen while I hobbler and try to compreende. Trust me,
I'm a whole lot more interesting than you are. And
even if I'm not, what the hell are you gonna
do about it? I was sitting at the drive through,
over at the choke and puke, and what pulls up
behind me but one of those little smart cars, you know,
the ones. They look like your kid's lunch box with
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a worse paint job, slightly smaller than the biggest thing
that ever fell out of your butt, And looky there
behind the wheel A loser.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Maybe I'm a little on the dim side, maybe I'm
intellectually slow. Maybe just maybe I'm right below Mississippi on
the IQ scale, But this much I do know. Just
how smart is it driving a car that would lose
in a head on collision with a june bug? Who
the hell cares what kind of gas mileage it gets
when the last trip you take is going to be
to the hospital. When your car is blown off the
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road by a gentle breeze, And how are you saving
money when you got to go to the store twelve
times to buy a dozen eggs? What the hell has
happened to our cars America? American cars used to be iconic.
They were made of more one hundred percent USDA Detroit
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steel than Betty White's hips. They guzzled down the high
test like Joe Namath at the Hotel Minibar, and you
could swipe a phone pole at eighty five miles an
hour and buffet out with a damn claw. Now they're
made a plastic run on fermented corn, and if your fart,
the doors fly off. American cars used to be chick
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magnets with badass names like Cougar and Thunderbird. Now you
gotta get that cougar drunk on Thunderbird to get her
in that artsy Fartsy Saved the Planet gamobile you're driving. Nowadays,
the parking lot in Curves is Chaka Block with sissy
little gems like Prius, Cube, Solstice.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yaris and Mini Cooper.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
I don't know, Maybe I'm old fashioned, maybe I'm behind
the times. Maybe just maybe this tinfoil hat I'm wearing
it's keeping all the new ideas out of my cabasa.
But let me hip you hay Seeds to the cold
hard truth. Just like our kids, our movies, our food,
our whole damn way of life, the auto world has
been deluded to a pansy fied, politically correct four cylinder
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puke fest and the final indignation, the ultimate kick in
the cajones, the pitiful steak in the heart of the
last bastion of top gear testosterone, the electric car go
oh help us. Like any other real American male, there's
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no substitute for going to the pump, taking that long, hard,
shiny nozzle and burying it deep in your baby's tank,
giving her a steady stream of high octane love that'll
keep her purring like Kim Kardashian at the beeth Awards.
Now America's new crop a half men sip their latte
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pinky extended while they plugged their Tesla into charge so
they can reach a top speed of forty five heart
pounding miles an hour for ten whole miles. Good for you, princess.
I'll remember to leave the seat down for you. All
you formerly manly car companies need to take those peppermint
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panties off your candy ass and start making real cars again.
Stop marketing cars the guys who use the women's room.
Make American cars great again. Make cars with names like
oh I don't know, Testosterrosa, the all new Ultra Viking
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in Furnace, Maximus, and my personal favorite, Gorilla Balls. Cars
we can drive proudly and feel confident when we pull
up to that girl on the corner, you know, the
one that bleachs blonde with a tear in her fishnets,
a bad case of mattress head and a pierced front tooth,
smoking a cigar and humming freebird.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
And don't worry, she'ld get.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
In the car.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
Oh dear, look at the time, seems like I've gone
on along again. Tough crap, and you're welcome until next time.
This is tank Hogarth, Stop sucking America.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Jean Boy and Dilly Good Morning Radio.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
I'm right, good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It's a big show on the radio, running to you
Thursday morning with John Boynville and Taylor and Fillers Men
and Jackie and the in the Booze and Osmosis Jones.
All right, he's in right here. Well, there's always something
exciting happening in beautiful dismal seep in South Carolina. And
here to tell us all about this weekend's festivities, the
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mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Coop fiddleswoop.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Good morning, mister mayor, Good morning John Boy and all
your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Looking good today, Mayor? Oh you like this?
Speaker 6 (15:03):
It's pure silt silk nice, No, no, no silt.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You see.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
This suit is made from runoff near gold mines. It's
refined down, blended with the finest Yack hair and sewn
by Norwegian nuns. It's very exclusive.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Wow, and you can afford that on a mayor sour Well,
it's that time of year again. The temperature is finally
below one hundred and those crisp bottom mornings are here
at long last, and that means it's time once again
for the great dismal seepage Possum on the half shell festival.
So what is possum on a half shell?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
And you say your country, Well, Jethro, that is a
colloquialism for armadillo. Now what's that You don't know what
an armadillo is? No, not that colloquialism. It's a slang term,
you know, like when someone calls you genius.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
You mean.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Well, The weekend kicks off with our usual first class
parade down Main Street. Army the Armadillo mascot from Danny
DeVito Junior High will be our grand Marshall. The Wee
Dilly Dillies will be featured as one of the marching bands.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Now, who are they?
Speaker 6 (16:18):
And you call yourself country? It's a group of ten
year old girls who play instruments made out of armadillo shells.
I we'll tell you right now. The one who plays
the men mendilo linn seeve and I have hard times.
I'm wearing expensive suits. The one who plays the mandilo
lin is top notch. And of course the Shriners will
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be on hand.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Oh their little cars gonna look like armadillos.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Right, yeah, well that would have been nice, but it
wasn't in the budget.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Well bet you could have found the money if you
hitt and bought that suit.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
We'll have events and activities all weekend long over at
Pee Wee Gascon Memorial Park. Will have armadillo races. We'll
even have Drooling Dave's Unpleasant Petting Zoo on hands so
kids can get up close and personal with all sorts
of weird stuff, including armadillos.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Now don't they carry all kinds of bacteria?
Speaker 6 (17:08):
On Sunday at the Junkyard Dog Pavilion and Events Center
will have big Mitch McConnell lookalike contests. So why Mitch McConnell.
You know anyone else who looks more like an armadillo?
Then we'll have the big, big, big Possum on the
half Shell cookoff. Grillers, chefs, gormants from all over the
Southeast will compete for big cash prizes. Just a quick plug.
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All armadillo meat will be provided by Quentin's Southern Meats
and Delicacies. Like their motto says, it's fresh but it's
not cheap, So in Quentin your middle name. So come
on down to the big dismal seepach Possum on the
Half Shell Festival. You'll have a shell of a good time.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Can't wait.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Go to Hilly.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Money and welcome to the big show.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Hey, hey, I'm proud and proud proud to be here now,
right man, proud to be here. I just got out
of shore.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I was my bust of me back all right. Oh,
Jackie's picturing your naked we don't need that.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Hey, Hey, we're we're picking drag up. We're going Baby
bub is a very popular place Gouvern, Missouri and ma
dad play my dad plays Uh Carder every day.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Got get in the car again.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
All you go?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
All right, it sounds like you got a full schedule,
so we'll make this quick.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I'm proud and proud proud to be here now.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
M good morning. It's a big show on the radio
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for your Thursday, September to twenty first tomorrow. Beginna get
the last hour. The Big Show will give away my
wonderful Thing number eighty two. Two wonderful Things too, slightly
used Hunter orangeball caps one from Nickels Store and rock
Hill one from Marsey Oak.
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Have both of them.
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Keep you a safe out there, Dove season. Get you
to wear some marns. Know the rules, unabide by them
when you're out in the woods. Hey, when you go
to the Big Show dot com, I know you look
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click on the John Won't Billy Facebook little deal right there.
Click on that Facebook go to our Facebook page and
you see Stephen Curry No the last year the number
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two highest paid athlete and he's holding up our Hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar shirt. And I
think it was last birthday wanted Jackie when we send
him a card. I actually sent him a dollar dog.
You don't think you know, Huh? I didn't send it
back appreciating the joke.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
No, but I think you should have made him pay
for that damn T shirt.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
He may not afraid I recognized the denomination.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Jack got the step sport and his shirt on the
John Moe Bild Facebook page. Also, I got two boys,
the brother's young, one of the banjo player and mandolin player.
Little kids I've known for I guess going on like
four years. Uh, wonderful family listens to the bigs you
out of Rolling Oak having to be at the same beach,
and they've been playing for me every year. So I
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sent that to Tater and told us so I should
be up there on the facebook page and check out
the brother's young. Uh. They gonna make some ways bluegrass.
They just in place like top five. The older brother,
the banjo player, Yeah, he's on like fifteen sixteen years
old now, but he can render man. So y'all check
out the brothers Young and the stuff. Wanting a dollar
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at the John Boy Billy Facebook page. Communicate with Marcy.
She looks at it every day. Sorry Taylor had to
throw it in there. But all right, but good morning,
Big shows on the radio coming up. We played John
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in minutes. First, summer's running out and there's still time
for some fun.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
Hello, friends, are the dark days of summer hounding you.
You're tired of the same old, lame old vacations. Convinced
there no cure for the summertime blues. Well, load up
that family truckster and set the GPS for Washington, DC.
Sixteen hundred. Pennsylvania Avenue is your destination.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Starting round, turn left.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
It's time to party down Democrat style and Uncle Joe
and Aunt Jill's Summer Funhouse. Everyone will be greeted by
old Uncle Joe.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Himself.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Thank you can I before we start?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Hey, all the kids come up behind me and wrote
my leg down and then watch the hair come back
up again.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Then make yourself at home on the sprawling lawns, and
remember clothing and gender are optional.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Frolic freed from fear.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
You're protected by mostly sober snipers. Be sure to find
your way to the big tent in the rose garden
and get ready to croon your favorite tuons. It's karaoke
with cousin Kamala. It's okay, she's not laughing at you.
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No one knows why she's laughing. When the sun goes down,
it's the sun's turned to shine. Uncle Joe's son, that is,
it's Hunter's Home movies. Grab a bud light and get
comfortable on the lawn for a big triple feature Outdoors
under the Stars featuring Dude Where's My Coke? Crack to
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the Future, and of course get snorty. So forget about
sky high inflation, horrible gas prices and no borders. It's
time to treat yourself. It's Uncle Joe and Aunt Jill's
summer funhouse.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
I'm not gonna be a mule.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I got something new.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
I gotta go do boomboo.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
You might as well.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
I'll be here. You're already paying for it.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
I'm over here if you'll want to make.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
You know, that's the kind of sound that you're normally
taught to not make eye contact with it.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Right, Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy about that. Yesterday's question,
we found out concrete the second most used substance on Earth.
We were looking for number one and we found it.
Water h two old was wah wah Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
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This was the last country that the US officially declared
war against. What is Marlborough crunching the commercials? Yeah, what y'all?
Guy one eight hundred, big show? You told free line
across America. We play John Boy Jeopardy next, man. I
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won't certain I will want those back by the way,
I gotta I got a little back of Reese want
transmit Yeah, reds trackers and data would not looking. You
gotta get. I gotta get this one for Jempters. I
had to throw the matter. Yeah, I can't say over there, pillows,
what you do? She goes? Okay, I thank you. It's
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just in time.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
You look like that guy walking Lee Harvey oswalk.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I was gonna tell you check out to make shore
dot com video today. I just did a Now we're ready,
let's play Yes Live. I'll cross on my rick hets seriously,
I want to back now.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
And now a man who used to run on kool aid,
but now he doesn't drink much kool aid and he
really hates to run.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
He's John Boyd. Thank you very much. Yeah, let it
tell you the machine Burt Chrischer. He runs on kool aid.
That's our video of the day.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Contains cram and all them crackers in her mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I'm having to quit those food. Oh right, let's say,
well we got here, let's go to jen No, woman,
I want to go to Bee. Jackie tells me to
go to this line. That is Chester from Knoxville, Tennessee.
Good morning Chester, Good morning John Boyce. Hey, hey buddy,
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we are doing good. Welcome in here. All right, Well
what you got man? This is the last country the
US officially declared war on.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I think it's a trick question, and I'm gonna go
ahead and give the answer I give Jackie, and I
know it's wrong.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Japan, you say, Japan, I'll tell you what Chester for
your honesty, Jackie, make sure you give Chester another shot
at the jeopardy question here as soon as he can.
All right, all right, Chester, you got that, buddy. We
appreciate you. Listen and play it. All right, Thank you
very much. Jackie. Gonna get back with Chester here. Maybe
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he did Google, but he just wasn't going to use it.
That's kind of stuff you like. Yeah, all right, good work.
Well let's see about James down in Andersonville, Georgia.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Good morning, James, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Hey buddy. Once you got the country that we officially
last declared war on, I believe it's Germany. You think
it's Germany. You are correct. I know it's a trick
because I thought it was like Vietnam. Now that was
war never declared. So that's the deal. So World War
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two in Germany. Hey, James, you got the big on
Lord Tiger's Price back, my boy. We'll get it to
you down Andersonville. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Mine.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
So I was trying to say, by Germany, let's hold
it the m A I M shut up? Why the
mony hour Tabby? You knew right on the other side,
we're gonna start celebrating dogs, yes, oh that dog. Good
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morning this week show on the radio. Let the Celebration
of Dogs begin.
Speaker 9 (29:39):
Why dogs are better than men Part one. Dogs do
not have problems expressing affection in public.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Speaker 9 (29:53):
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Dogs don't brag about whom they have.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
I slept with.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Speaker 9 (30:05):
Dogs to not play games with you except fetch, and
they never laugh at how you throw.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Dogs are appointment.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Dogs are happy with any video you.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
Choosed are in because they know the most important thing
is that you're together. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
No dog ever voted to confirm Clarence Thomas.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
You can train a dog.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
Dogs are easy to buy for. Dogs are good with kids.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams. Why dogs
are better than men Because gorgeous. Dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
Dogs understand what no means. Dogs understand if some of
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their friends cannot come inside. Dogs do not read at
the table. Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
They love you.
Speaker 9 (31:30):
You can house train a dog. Dogs don't correct your stories.
Middle aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you
for a younger owner. Dogs don't mind if you do
all the driving. Dogs don't step on the imaginary break.
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Dogs admit it when they're lost. Dogs look at your eyes.
Dogs like your side. Dogs don't care whether you shave
your legs. Dogs are color blind. Dogs aren't threatened if
you earn more than they do. Dogs mean it when
they kiss you. And dogs are nice to your relatives.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Glad
you here with us this morning. And look at who
we got here. He is mister Rubarb. Thank you, gimme
a beat. Are gonna say any time now the joy? Hello,
boys and girls. This is your vaguely off putting but
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basically harmless old pal, mister Rubarb. And this is story time.
Today's story is called a Meir's summer job many years ago,
got a minute many years ago, during the Islamic Revolution,
a man named Ali Mohammad left his home in Iran
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and moved his family to America. He got a job
working at a Tyson chicken processing plan. Every day, mister
Muhammad saw huge buckets of chicken beaks being thrown away.
He knew there were many parts of the world where
pickled chicken beaks are a delicacy. He asked his if
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he could take the beaks home. The boss agreed, and
a new business was born. Mister Muhammed started pickling small
batches of the beaks and sold them to ethnic food
stores all over the city. When mister Mohammed's son, Emir,
got his driver's license, his father gave him a job
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delivering pickled chicken beaks. He put a waterproof bedliner in
the back of the company pickup truck. Every day he
would fill the back of the truck with pickled prine,
dump a load of chicken beaks in it, and send
his son off to deliver the beaks.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
To the stores.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
And because he was a very stern and frugal man,
mister Muhammad didn't actually pay his son with money. Instead,
Amir's mom would make her son's very favorite dish, a
delicious pie made with sweet fruit and berries wrapped in
a large slice of peeda bread. Emir loved the pie
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so much he was happy to work for food, and
so mister Muhammed's son got his very first summer job
delivering orders for his father's company. Instead of money, he
got paid a pita piper pickup of pickled packers that
was kind of a long time. I want to do
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it again.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
To do it a Pita piper pickup of pickle packers.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
That's good and that's it for this edition of story Time.
Do we meet again. This is mister Rubarb reminding you
be cool. Staying is cool, and remember only users loose
drug later taters Ready go?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Couter is your what?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
What do they call it?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Cooter?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Is your what?
Speaker 8 (35:52):
What?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Call you that because it's your what?
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Don't say it again something on the sund like.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Cooter is your what?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Cootor is not?
Speaker 7 (36:02):
What?
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah, it's your what?
Speaker 5 (36:06):
That ain't no?
Speaker 4 (36:07):
That ain't no man, I know that.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Ain't no man.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
They call you that because it's your what?
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Coutor is not?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Oh, y'all tell but I know y'all make you that?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
No, you're Cooner. Maybe it's a family name. Thanks right, well, Cooner,
don't go on it your nickname or your your name? No,
never mind, you lose.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
That ain't my nickname, that's my real name.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
Don't you.
Speaker 8 (36:41):
Know?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
My god?
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Hey, you called you call the police, Paul?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
They called you? Oh yeah, we know cooner?
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Yeah? Oh they know what? Sweet?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I bet they? Oh, Marny, it's a big show. On
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the radio for your Thursday September the twenty first Boys
a little later, now things up. Oh it's just a
couple of minutes, good Man. Time flies when you don't
know what you're doing. Dog Rights gonna be joined us.
All things nice, gard talk about Denny Hamlin and m
a victory Bristol Saturday night boys headed the Texas Motor
(38:06):
Speedway this weekend. All right, three thirty is gonna be
to race time this Sunday afternoon. All right, Doug has
settings sold up at that wow because it surprised me.
Is up next? I shout and said that I'm telling
them to save some time. I let it slip out,
Doug that Denny Hamlin won right before you come on
turn it. Let me clim pallette here. The fifty best
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team movies of all time was released and Rebel without
a Cause from nineteen fifty five was number one. Have
y'all seen that? That's the James Dean. I flew hill
Cord saying, pillars, I know you have Tayler jagged. Yeah,
you know you think it was one thing I thought
about the Rebel Without a Cause? That was James Dean.
(38:55):
So is this the movie wasn't a scene where they
were racing their cars tore the cliff and the one
that came the closest without going over wins and like
James Dean jumps out of his car the last minute
and it goes over to cliff.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
I think that was fast and furious to look about
Orthelma and Louise.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I know it was something stupid like because I remember
thinking myself, man, when they have money, they just do
their cars like that, go them all to cliff. It
wasn't a junker. That's how friends do crazy. See you
can tell with this kind of story.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
He's telling that he's never been to the movies.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
I remember the last movie I saw.
Speaker 9 (39:39):
What was?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
I went with Billy to see a three D movie,
The Monkey Movie taking over the World, planting up the apes. Yeah, Caesar, Yeah,
that Wasesar. He was the lead monkey. You know, I
like a monkey. He like, there's a monkey in the lead.
But the red without a call, I don't check that
out and see if I'm right about that, because that's
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but if it is, and I'm knocking it out of
first place, all right, That's that's what I had. Now
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Right now, it is on track with Doug Rice, the
man from the performing Racing network that is all covered
all weekend at Bristol. Good morning Doug, Good.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Morning guys, thanks for having me on. As always, I
want to get something off my chest. Despite the people
that send me all the postcards, I do not want
to sell my house. Other people that are calling me,
I have no student death.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
How do you feel about your long distance countany they
called me said, oh, WHOA is.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Your car warranty about to expire? I don't even own
a car. I get that one. I do not own
a car, but apparently if I did, the warranty is
about to go.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
There'll be a guy trying to has been trying to
contact you about your home security system.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
Too ready for that?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Have you got one of them deals when they send
you a picture of your house? That's creepy, man. Yeah,
it's just outside to sell.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
I want I want an anti aircraft gun in my
back ye next time the drone comes over and done?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Hi, Doug. Well, let's get back to business here. Some
playoffs in NASCAR Nation. Denny Hamlin punches his ticket. Yeah
he did.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
He raced really smart up at Bristol. Wasn't the typical
Bristol madness. We only had six cautions, a couple of
those for the stage breaks. But Denny hammam put on
a clinic, ran a great race, and automatically that moves
him up to the playoffs. He was already in at
the end of stage two. He'd amassed enough points. Then
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there was no way he was going to get kicked out.
So he goes on to the playoffs. I mean, that's
the big story there. And Denny has embraced now the
role of the villain and wrestling. I think you call
that the heel. I mean he gets on the PA
mike and he says, I beat your favorite driver. Then
he pauses and he goes all of them. You know,
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part of me loves that, but if you're going to
be that guy, then own it. And Denny's owning it
and he's backing it up. He's won fifty one races
in his career, run the Way three this year. So
after we we reset the points now and these are
based on the playoff points you've accumulated. It's a little confusing,
but William Byron is the points leader, tied with Martin
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Truex Junior at plus twenty five. Denny Hamlin was right
there at plus twenty one. Then it's Kyle Lars and
Chris Buscher, Kyle Busch and Tyler Reddick. They're all above
the cut line. Now the field shrinks to only twelve
drivers running currently below the cut line, Ross Chastain, Brad Keselowski,
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Ryan Blaney, and Bubble Wallace. The four that did not
make it through were Ricky Stenhouse Junior, Michael McDowell, Kevin Harvick,
who had just a miserable Bristol night. I think he
finished five laughs down, and Joey Logano, who crashed out
early on and was eliminated. And that's pretty big news
because he's the defending series champion. So the guy that
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won it all last year gets eliminated in the first
round of the playoffs this season.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Wow, that's crazy. When you break it down, you know,
you pull it down. It's just a few races. You
got to run up front. You got to do it.
You can't rest on your laurels.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
No, whatever that is, you cannot know. So, no, you can't.
And nothing he did last year. They and we ask
him afterwards on the PRM broadcast and he goes, We've
just been slow. And Kevin Harvick said the same thing.
He said, when you bring cars that aren't as fast
as everybody else to the racetrack, you can't expect to
outsmart and outrun people. And Legano, I don't know if
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he was gonna make it even if he's not in
that wreck, because they were not running well that night.
So I think maybe the big surprise that gets in
is Bubba Wallace, who was the sixteenth seed in the group.
But he'll advance on. And Brad keis Laski has had
a great year. He's in there, but not in great shape.
And now we go to Texas this weekend. I love
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this playoff series. I think it gives a lot of drama.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
That's it though, So how many races before we cut
another four?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Three races? We go to Texas Motor Speedway this weekend,
then down to Talladega and that's truly you know whose
guests is going to win it? Do you make it
to the finish? And then the cutoff race is in
Charlotte at Charlotte Motor Speedway on the roll for the
road course, and that's the next cutoff race, and then
that's when you'll trim the field from twelve to to eight.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
All right, good stuff. Well, you'll be making that trip
down to Texas this weekend and we'll see what happens
for hitting Tyler Daga and then back to a hometown
track here down there.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
And have a little text mex and then get ready
to head back up to Charlotte in a couple of
weeks for the rovals. Should be a lot of fun.
I do want to give a footnote to the Infinity
race last Friday night up at Bristol Dale. Earnhardt Jr.
Was entering that and good on him. He just didn't
enter and ride around. He got up there, he led
a bunch of lapses, car caught on fire near the
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end of the race and took him out. But you
talk about a place going nuts. When Dale Earnhardt Junior
took the lead, I'm surprised that it didn't register on
some Richter scales.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
And he ran good all night he did.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
It wasn't a fluke. I mean, he had a good car.
He started a little ways back and then before you
know it, he's up in the top five and then
he takes the lead and it made it. That was
a good feel good moments. It didn't have a great finish,
but I would rather see him run up front and
not have the great finish then just kind of putter
along and finish fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
So in a fire deal you're talking about, he just
wanted to take a look at his suit.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
His drivers. He asked to take a look at the
fire suit, which is not uncommon, because he had a
fire inside the car up in the dashboard compartment that
melted some wiring and that's what caused the flame that
got down in the car. And he pulled on the
pit road and he was pretty alert. He says, I'm
driving down Pitt Road and I'm looking for the first
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pit stall that had the crew people at it, and
it was one of the Toyota pitstalls that he pulled
in there and other team members helped get him out
of the car real quick. The pants leg on the
suit was singed a bit, but it's pretty routine for
NASCAR to say, hey, we want to look at that
and see how these things are holding up.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah, he said something about it was kind of a
funny line. He said, I really hated to have to stop,
because usually when something's on fire and you stop in
these cars, the fire gets bigger.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
That's kind of counterintuitive. But it was a good night
that he got knocked out of the race. Three of
his drivers crashed each other out, but his fourth driver,
Justin Augar, went on and won the Xfinity race. So
mixed blessings for Junior on Friday night up in Bristol.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
All right, buddy, we'll see what happens in Texas. You
travel safe, Doug. We'll get up with you next week.
We'll do Thanks so much, Thank you, my boy, followed
Doug on Twitter. Rice Man sixty one, all right, let's
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It is time for an American minute with tank hold Guard.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Thanks Red, Hey America, thank Hogarth. Here got a minute.
I've had a lot of stuff noodling in my noggin lately.
The windmills of my mind have been spinning like a
damp pinky and a dry nostril. I've gotta download some
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full tick your job. Sit there, shut your yapper and
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listen while I hobbler and try to compreende. Trust me,
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behind me but one of those little smart cars, you know,
the ones. They look like your kid's lunch box with
(09:37):
a worse paint job, slightly smaller than the biggest thing
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Maybe I'm a little on the dim side, maybe I'm
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the IQ scale, But this much I do know. Just
how smart is it driving a car that would lose
in a head on collision with a june bug? Who
the hell cares what kind of gas mileage it gets
when the last trip you take is going to be
to the hospital. When your car is blown off the
(10:14):
road by a gentle breeze, And how are you saving
money when you got to go to the store twelve
times to buy a dozen eggs? What the hell has
happened to our cars America? American cars used to be iconic.
They were made of more one hundred percent USDA Detroit
(10:34):
steel than Betty White's hips. They guzzled down the high
test like Joe Namath at the Hotel Minibar, and you
could swipe a phone pole at eighty five miles an
hour and buffet out with a damn claw. Now they're
made a plastic run on fermented corn, and if your fart,
the doors fly off. American cars used to be chick
(10:55):
magnets with badass names like Cougar and Thunderbird. Now you
gotta get that cougar drunk on Thunderbird to get her
in that artsy Fartsy Saved the Planet gamobile you're driving. Nowadays,
the parking lot in Curves is Chaka Block with sissy
little gems like Prius, Cube, Solstice.
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Yaris and Mini Cooper.
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I don't know, Maybe I'm old fashioned, maybe I'm behind
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it's keeping all the new ideas out of my cabasa.
But let me hip you hay Seeds to the cold
hard truth. Just like our kids, our movies, our food,
our whole damn way of life, the auto world has
been deluded to a pansy fied, politically correct four cylinder
(11:45):
puke fest and the final indignation, the ultimate kick in
the cajones, the pitiful steak in the heart of the
last bastion of top gear testosterone, the electric car go
oh help us. Like any other real American male, there's
(12:05):
no substitute for going to the pump, taking that long, hard,
shiny nozzle and burying it deep in your baby's tank,
giving her a steady stream of high octane love that'll
keep her purring like Kim Kardashian at the beeth Awards.
Now America's new crop a half men sip their latte
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pinky extended while they plugged their Tesla into charge so
they can reach a top speed of forty five heart
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I'll remember to leave the seat down for you. All
you formerly manly car companies need to take those peppermint
(12:47):
panties off your candy ass and start making real cars again.
Stop marketing cars the guys who use the women's room.
Make American cars great again. Make cars with names like
oh I don't know, Testosterrosa, the all new Ultra Viking
(13:07):
in Furnace, Maximus, and my personal favorite, Gorilla Balls. Cars
we can drive proudly and feel confident when we pull
up to that girl on the corner, you know, the
one that bleachs blonde with a tear in her fishnets,
a bad case of mattress head and a pierced front tooth,
smoking a cigar and humming freebird.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
And don't worry, she'ld get.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
In the car.
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Oh dear, look at the time, seems like I've gone
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I'm right, good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio, running to you
Thursday morning with John Boynville and Taylor and Fillers Men
and Jackie and the in the Booze and Osmosis Jones.
All right, he's in right here. Well, there's always something
exciting happening in beautiful dismal seep in South Carolina. And
here to tell us all about this weekend's festivities, the
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mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Coop fiddleswoop.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Good morning, mister mayor, Good morning John Boy and all
your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Looking good today, Mayor? Oh you like this?
Speaker 6 (15:03):
It's pure silt silk nice, No, no, no silt.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You see.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
This suit is made from runoff near gold mines. It's
refined down, blended with the finest Yack hair and sewn
by Norwegian nuns. It's very exclusive.
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Wow, and you can afford that on a mayor sour Well,
it's that time of year again. The temperature is finally
below one hundred and those crisp bottom mornings are here
at long last, and that means it's time once again
for the great dismal seepage Possum on the half shell festival.
So what is possum on a half shell?
Speaker 6 (15:38):
And you say your country, Well, Jethro, that is a
colloquialism for armadillo. Now what's that You don't know what
an armadillo is? No, not that colloquialism. It's a slang term,
you know, like when someone calls you genius.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
You mean.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Well, The weekend kicks off with our usual first class
parade down Main Street. Army the Armadillo mascot from Danny
DeVito Junior High will be our grand Marshall. The Wee
Dilly Dillies will be featured as one of the marching bands.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Now, who are they?
Speaker 6 (16:18):
And you call yourself country? It's a group of ten
year old girls who play instruments made out of armadillo shells.
I we'll tell you right now. The one who plays
the men mendilo linn seeve and I have hard times.
I'm wearing expensive suits. The one who plays the mandilo
lin is top notch. And of course the Shriners will
(16:38):
be on hand.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Oh their little cars gonna look like armadillos.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Right, yeah, well that would have been nice, but it
wasn't in the budget.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Well bet you could have found the money if you
hitt and bought that suit.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
We'll have events and activities all weekend long over at
Pee Wee Gascon Memorial Park. Will have armadillo races. We'll
even have Drooling Dave's Unpleasant Petting Zoo on hands so
kids can get up close and personal with all sorts
of weird stuff, including armadillos.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Now don't they carry all kinds of bacteria?
Speaker 6 (17:08):
On Sunday at the Junkyard Dog Pavilion and Events Center
will have big Mitch McConnell lookalike contests. So why Mitch McConnell.
You know anyone else who looks more like an armadillo?
Then we'll have the big, big, big Possum on the
half Shell cookoff. Grillers, chefs, gormants from all over the
Southeast will compete for big cash prizes. Just a quick plug.
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All armadillo meat will be provided by Quentin's Southern Meats
and Delicacies. Like their motto says, it's fresh but it's
not cheap, So in Quentin your middle name. So come
on down to the big dismal seepach Possum on the
Half Shell Festival. You'll have a shell of a good time.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Can't wait.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Go to Hilly.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Money and welcome to the big show.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Hey, hey, I'm proud and proud proud to be here now,
right man, proud to be here. I just got out
of shore.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I was my bust of me back all right. Oh,
Jackie's picturing your naked we don't need that.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Hey, Hey, we're we're picking drag up. We're going Baby
bub is a very popular place Gouvern, Missouri and ma
dad play my dad plays Uh Carder every day.
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Got get in the car again.
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All you go?
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All right, it sounds like you got a full schedule,
so we'll make this quick.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I'm proud and proud proud to be here now.
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M good morning. It's a big show on the radio
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Have both of them.
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him a card. I actually sent him a dollar dog.
You don't think you know, Huh? I didn't send it
back appreciating the joke.
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No, but I think you should have made him pay
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He may not afraid I recognized the denomination.
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Jack got the step sport and his shirt on the
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Little kids I've known for I guess going on like
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Speaker 6 (21:50):
Hello, friends, are the dark days of summer hounding you.
You're tired of the same old, lame old vacations. Convinced
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Starting round, turn left.
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Himself.
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Thank you can I before we start?
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Hey, all the kids come up behind me and wrote
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Speaker 6 (22:38):
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You're protected by mostly sober snipers. Be sure to find
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with cousin Kamala. It's okay, she's not laughing at you.
(23:18):
No one knows why she's laughing. When the sun goes down,
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it's Hunter's Home movies. Grab a bud light and get
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under the Stars featuring Dude Where's My Coke? Crack to
(23:40):
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summer funhouse.
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I'm not gonna be a mule.
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I got something new.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
I gotta go do boomboo.
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You might as well.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
I'll be here. You're already paying for it.
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I'm over here if you'll want to make.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
You know, that's the kind of sound that you're normally
taught to not make eye contact with it.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Right, Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy about that. Yesterday's question,
we found out concrete the second most used substance on Earth.
We were looking for number one and we found it.
Water h two old was wah wah Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
(24:45):
This was the last country that the US officially declared
war against. What is Marlborough crunching the commercials? Yeah, what y'all?
Guy one eight hundred, big show? You told free line
across America. We play John Boy Jeopardy next, man. I
(25:32):
won't certain I will want those back by the way,
I gotta I got a little back of Reese want
transmit Yeah, reds trackers and data would not looking. You
gotta get. I gotta get this one for Jempters. I
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what you do? She goes? Okay, I thank you. It's
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just in time.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
You look like that guy walking Lee Harvey oswalk.
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I was gonna tell you check out to make shore
dot com video today. I just did a Now we're ready,
let's play Yes Live. I'll cross on my rick hets seriously,
I want to back now.
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And now a man who used to run on kool aid,
but now he doesn't drink much kool aid and he
really hates to run.
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He's John Boyd. Thank you very much. Yeah, let it
tell you the machine Burt Chrischer. He runs on kool aid.
That's our video of the day.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Contains cram and all them crackers in her mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I'm having to quit those food. Oh right, let's say,
well we got here, let's go to jen No, woman,
I want to go to Bee. Jackie tells me to
go to this line. That is Chester from Knoxville, Tennessee.
Good morning Chester, Good morning John Boyce. Hey, hey buddy,
(27:03):
we are doing good. Welcome in here. All right, Well
what you got man? This is the last country the
US officially declared war on.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I think it's a trick question, and I'm gonna go
ahead and give the answer I give Jackie, and I
know it's wrong.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Japan, you say, Japan, I'll tell you what Chester for
your honesty, Jackie, make sure you give Chester another shot
at the jeopardy question here as soon as he can.
All right, all right, Chester, you got that, buddy. We
appreciate you. Listen and play it. All right, Thank you
very much. Jackie. Gonna get back with Chester here. Maybe
(27:47):
he did Google, but he just wasn't going to use it.
That's kind of stuff you like. Yeah, all right, good work.
Well let's see about James down in Andersonville, Georgia.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Good morning, James, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Hey buddy. Once you got the country that we officially
last declared war on, I believe it's Germany. You think
it's Germany. You are correct. I know it's a trick
because I thought it was like Vietnam. Now that was
war never declared. So that's the deal. So World War
(28:22):
two in Germany. Hey, James, you got the big on
Lord Tiger's Price back, my boy. We'll get it to
you down Andersonville. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Mine.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
So I was trying to say, by Germany, let's hold
it the m A I M shut up? Why the
mony hour Tabby? You knew right on the other side,
we're gonna start celebrating dogs, yes, oh that dog. Good
(29:31):
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Glad
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a beat. Are gonna say any time now the joy? Hello,
boys and girls. This is your vaguely off putting but
(33:17):
basically harmless old pal, mister Rubarb. And this is story time.
Today's story is called a Meir's summer job many years ago,
got a minute many years ago, during the Islamic Revolution,
a man named Ali Mohammad left his home in Iran
(33:39):
and moved his family to America. He got a job
working at a Tyson chicken processing plan. Every day, mister
Muhammad saw huge buckets of chicken beaks being thrown away.
He knew there were many parts of the world where
pickled chicken beaks are a delicacy. He asked his if
(34:00):
he could take the beaks home. The boss agreed, and
a new business was born. Mister Muhammed started pickling small
batches of the beaks and sold them to ethnic food
stores all over the city. When mister Mohammed's son, Emir,
got his driver's license, his father gave him a job
(34:21):
delivering pickled chicken beaks. He put a waterproof bedliner in
the back of the company pickup truck. Every day he
would fill the back of the truck with pickled prine,
dump a load of chicken beaks in it, and send
his son off to deliver the beaks.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
To the stores.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
And because he was a very stern and frugal man,
mister Muhammad didn't actually pay his son with money. Instead,
Amir's mom would make her son's very favorite dish, a
delicious pie made with sweet fruit and berries wrapped in
a large slice of peeda bread. Emir loved the pie
(35:02):
so much he was happy to work for food, and
so mister Muhammed's son got his very first summer job
delivering orders for his father's company. Instead of money, he
got paid a pita piper pickup of pickled packers that
was kind of a long time. I want to do
(35:23):
it again.
Speaker 6 (35:23):
To do it a Pita piper pickup of pickle packers.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
That's good and that's it for this edition of story Time.
Do we meet again. This is mister Rubarb reminding you
be cool. Staying is cool, and remember only users loose
drug later taters Ready go?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Couter is your what?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
What do they call it?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Cooter?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Is your what?
Speaker 8 (35:52):
What?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Call you that because it's your what?
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Don't say it again something on the sund like.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Cooter is your what?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Cootor is not?
Speaker 7 (36:02):
What?
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah, it's your what?
Speaker 5 (36:06):
That ain't no?
Speaker 4 (36:07):
That ain't no man, I know that.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Ain't no man.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
They call you that because it's your what?
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Coutor is not?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Oh, y'all tell but I know y'all make you that?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
No, you're Cooner. Maybe it's a family name. Thanks right, well, Cooner,
don't go on it your nickname or your your name? No,
never mind, you lose.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
That ain't my nickname, that's my real name.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
Don't you.
Speaker 8 (36:41):
Know?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
My god?
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Hey, you called you call the police, Paul?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
They called you? Oh yeah, we know cooner?
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Yeah? Oh they know what? Sweet?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I bet they? Oh, Marny, it's a big show. On
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the radio for your Thursday September the twenty first Boys
a little later, now things up. Oh it's just a
couple of minutes, good Man. Time flies when you don't
know what you're doing. Dog Rights gonna be joined us.
All things nice, gard talk about Denny Hamlin and m
a victory Bristol Saturday night boys headed the Texas Motor
(38:06):
Speedway this weekend. All right, three thirty is gonna be
to race time this Sunday afternoon. All right, Doug has
settings sold up at that wow because it surprised me.
Is up next? I shout and said that I'm telling
them to save some time. I let it slip out,
Doug that Denny Hamlin won right before you come on
turn it. Let me clim pallette here. The fifty best
(38:33):
team movies of all time was released and Rebel without
a Cause from nineteen fifty five was number one. Have
y'all seen that? That's the James Dean. I flew hill
Cord saying, pillars, I know you have Tayler jagged. Yeah,
you know you think it was one thing I thought
about the Rebel Without a Cause? That was James Dean.
(38:55):
So is this the movie wasn't a scene where they
were racing their cars tore the cliff and the one
that came the closest without going over wins and like
James Dean jumps out of his car the last minute
and it goes over to cliff.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
I think that was fast and furious to look about
Orthelma and Louise.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I know it was something stupid like because I remember
thinking myself, man, when they have money, they just do
their cars like that, go them all to cliff. It
wasn't a junker. That's how friends do crazy. See you
can tell with this kind of story.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
He's telling that he's never been to the movies.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
I remember the last movie I saw.
Speaker 9 (39:39):
What was?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
I went with Billy to see a three D movie,
The Monkey Movie taking over the World, planting up the apes. Yeah, Caesar, Yeah,
that Wasesar. He was the lead monkey. You know, I
like a monkey. He like, there's a monkey in the lead.
But the red without a call, I don't check that
out and see if I'm right about that, because that's
(40:00):
but if it is, and I'm knocking it out of
first place, all right, That's that's what I had. Now
made you forget all about that Bristol Race. There Doug
Rice and minutes Big Show rolls on. Good morning, Big
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Right now, it is on track with Doug Rice, the
man from the performing Racing network that is all covered
all weekend at Bristol. Good morning Doug, Good.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Morning guys, thanks for having me on. As always, I
want to get something off my chest. Despite the people
that send me all the postcards, I do not want
to sell my house. Other people that are calling me,
I have no student death.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
How do you feel about your long distance countany they
called me said, oh, WHOA is.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Your car warranty about to expire? I don't even own
a car. I get that one. I do not own
a car, but apparently if I did, the warranty is
about to go.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
There'll be a guy trying to has been trying to
contact you about your home security system.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
Too ready for that?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Have you got one of them deals when they send
you a picture of your house? That's creepy, man. Yeah,
it's just outside to sell.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
I want I want an anti aircraft gun in my
back ye next time the drone comes over and done?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Hi, Doug. Well, let's get back to business here. Some
playoffs in NASCAR Nation. Denny Hamlin punches his ticket. Yeah
he did.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
He raced really smart up at Bristol. Wasn't the typical
Bristol madness. We only had six cautions, a couple of
those for the stage breaks. But Denny hammam put on
a clinic, ran a great race, and automatically that moves
him up to the playoffs. He was already in at
the end of stage two. He'd amassed enough points. Then
(42:06):
there was no way he was going to get kicked out.
So he goes on to the playoffs. I mean, that's
the big story there. And Denny has embraced now the
role of the villain and wrestling. I think you call
that the heel. I mean he gets on the PA
mike and he says, I beat your favorite driver. Then
he pauses and he goes all of them. You know,
(42:28):
part of me loves that, but if you're going to
be that guy, then own it. And Denny's owning it
and he's backing it up. He's won fifty one races
in his career, run the Way three this year. So
after we we reset the points now and these are
based on the playoff points you've accumulated. It's a little confusing,
but William Byron is the points leader, tied with Martin
(42:50):
Truex Junior at plus twenty five. Denny Hamlin was right
there at plus twenty one. Then it's Kyle Lars and
Chris Buscher, Kyle Busch and Tyler Reddick. They're all above
the cut line. Now the field shrinks to only twelve
drivers running currently below the cut line, Ross Chastain, Brad Keselowski,
(43:11):
Ryan Blaney, and Bubble Wallace. The four that did not
make it through were Ricky Stenhouse Junior, Michael McDowell, Kevin Harvick,
who had just a miserable Bristol night. I think he
finished five laughs down, and Joey Logano, who crashed out
early on and was eliminated. And that's pretty big news
because he's the defending series champion. So the guy that
(43:34):
won it all last year gets eliminated in the first
round of the playoffs this season.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Wow, that's crazy. When you break it down, you know,
you pull it down. It's just a few races. You
got to run up front. You got to do it.
You can't rest on your laurels.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
No, whatever that is, you cannot know. So, no, you can't.
And nothing he did last year. They and we ask
him afterwards on the PRM broadcast and he goes, We've
just been slow. And Kevin Harvick said the same thing.
He said, when you bring cars that aren't as fast
as everybody else to the racetrack, you can't expect to
outsmart and outrun people. And Legano, I don't know if
(44:09):
he was gonna make it even if he's not in
that wreck, because they were not running well that night.
So I think maybe the big surprise that gets in
is Bubba Wallace, who was the sixteenth seed in the group.
But he'll advance on. And Brad keis Laski has had
a great year. He's in there, but not in great shape.
And now we go to Texas this weekend. I love
(44:31):
this playoff series. I think it gives a lot of drama.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
That's it though, So how many races before we cut
another four?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Three races? We go to Texas Motor Speedway this weekend,
then down to Talladega and that's truly you know whose
guests is going to win it? Do you make it
to the finish? And then the cutoff race is in
Charlotte at Charlotte Motor Speedway on the roll for the
road course, and that's the next cutoff race, and then
that's when you'll trim the field from twelve to to eight.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
All right, good stuff. Well, you'll be making that trip
down to Texas this weekend and we'll see what happens
for hitting Tyler Daga and then back to a hometown
track here down there.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
And have a little text mex and then get ready
to head back up to Charlotte in a couple of
weeks for the rovals. Should be a lot of fun.
I do want to give a footnote to the Infinity
race last Friday night up at Bristol Dale. Earnhardt Jr.
Was entering that and good on him. He just didn't
enter and ride around. He got up there, he led
a bunch of lapses, car caught on fire near the
(45:31):
end of the race and took him out. But you
talk about a place going nuts. When Dale Earnhardt Junior
took the lead, I'm surprised that it didn't register on
some Richter scales.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
And he ran good all night he did.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
It wasn't a fluke. I mean, he had a good car.
He started a little ways back and then before you
know it, he's up in the top five and then
he takes the lead and it made it. That was
a good feel good moments. It didn't have a great finish,
but I would rather see him run up front and
not have the great finish then just kind of putter
along and finish fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
So in a fire deal you're talking about, he just
wanted to take a look at his suit.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
His drivers. He asked to take a look at the
fire suit, which is not uncommon, because he had a
fire inside the car up in the dashboard compartment that
melted some wiring and that's what caused the flame that
got down in the car. And he pulled on the
pit road and he was pretty alert. He says, I'm
driving down Pitt Road and I'm looking for the first
(46:30):
pit stall that had the crew people at it, and
it was one of the Toyota pitstalls that he pulled
in there and other team members helped get him out
of the car real quick. The pants leg on the
suit was singed a bit, but it's pretty routine for
NASCAR to say, hey, we want to look at that
and see how these things are holding up.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah, he said something about it was kind of a
funny line. He said, I really hated to have to stop,
because usually when something's on fire and you stop in
these cars, the fire gets bigger.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
That's kind of counterintuitive. But it was a good night
that he got knocked out of the race. Three of
his drivers crashed each other out, but his fourth driver,
Justin Augar, went on and won the Xfinity race. So
mixed blessings for Junior on Friday night up in Bristol.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
All right, buddy, we'll see what happens in Texas. You
travel safe, Doug. We'll get up with you next week.
We'll do Thanks so much, Thank you, my boy, followed
Doug on Twitter. Rice Man sixty one, all right, let's
play this current Evan's quiz Medley, what are we dealing with?
Speaker 6 (47:30):
A potential tech support nightmare?
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