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(pt 2 of 2) On today's Big Show, John Boy calls Tater out for having the wrong date.. - Tank Hogarth has an inspirational word on America.. - Mr. Pop-In - uh, pops-in.. - Tater runs down the What to Watch list.. - and sooo much more!

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Speaker 1 (00:24):
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Yay.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Let's say hey to Brian from Karmai, Illinois. Good morning, Brian,
Good morning, Hey money welcome hard part's over graduated in
him and to make state of illinoislist. Listen to Bidley Well.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
A fifty year old Grand Rapids, Michigan man thought it
was his lucky day when he won fifty bucks on
a scratch off lottery ticket in an ah what the
heck moment, The winner decided to use his prize money
to buy another ticket. The store was out of fifty
dollars tickets, so he bought a thirty dollars instant win
scratcher instead. An instant when he did to the tune

(01:35):
of four million dollars, his fifty dollars winner bought a
thirty dollars ticket that turned out to be a four
million dollar winner. Mister Lucky says his first order of
business after he picks up the money will be to
a payoff his mortgage, b open a college fund for
his kids, or see get an unlisted phone number. So

(01:57):
James Gregory from Georgia will quit call.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
What you got that, Brian.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I'm gonna go see.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, maybe that fifty dollars only spent thirty four other
tickets on. He's up twenty bucks. Yeah, Brian, good work, Bunny,
Bullsnot prize pack. You are up one hundred and twenty bucks.
You got that bull Snot cleaning product coming over to
you to Illinois.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
All right, it's awesome.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
Book off the bed A man was.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Good, Bunny. Well you speak slowly. It'll be your house
in Illinois when Jackie consented. All right, all right, there's
a plan for the next twenty minutes. Right now, it's
your news riding on the other side our time capsule,
and then less than twenty hitting the playhouse. This is

(03:21):
the award.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one exports.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
I traveled through Flauda to get down to where I
took this ship, and was musing about some people I
know who are getting up there in age, which really
doesn't include any of us on this call right now,
because you know, we're still pretty spring stuff. But here's
some of the things instead of finding here's some of

(03:55):
the things that are good about getting older and other
special lord it. One you get to dress as lame
as you want to dress. Black socks and sanddus stripes
and checks mix, you know, and you don't really have
to buy shirts because your pants come all the way
up to your own pen. So that's in the plus column.

(04:20):
And another one you get to just make up history
because none of the kids know what's gone. Oh you
should remember the Battle of the Little Big Horn, Like
what was that? Well, that was when food trucks are
having a competition. It was Indian food. It was to
die for and I won't even know what that means.
When you get older, it's easy to fake injuries. You

(04:43):
can be on the golf course. You can miss a
pud on the golf course, like dang, I'd have made that,
but my aority arc is giving me FID. Nobody calls
you on it. Another plus to being old is cannon bulls,
no ove law b you as prime cutting. Oh I

(05:04):
should have said that for last crap. When you get old,
turn signals are no longer a part of your life,
and if you do use it, you have a past
to leave it on for three hundred and eighteen miles.
And when you get older, pudding is suddenly awesome again.

(05:30):
And you save money when you're old because you and
the dog can eat the same food. You're welcome. Something
else to look forward to, the senior discount at the besfet.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
With this added extra, you get to wear your white
belt and your white shoes. Another plus to being elderly
hot chicks at the Bingo parlelem horror parlor. That's Bingo
parlor O Bingo, Yeah, hot, explained Bingo. With big old markers,

(06:08):
you get to smiff them and it wakes up for
like ninety second, the markers not the burger.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Right, John Boy and Billy.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
I said, hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right.
And then I started to smell them. So it's like
the smell that taste, like I said, So I knew
something was wrong. I knew something special about it, you know, Good.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Morning radio, dumb right, good morning. That's a big showing already,

(06:59):
goe about twenty minutes all things college football with a
pack man Shine got knocked off coach Prime over the weekend.
Oh garn it, I'm pulling form. And of course lots
big matchups over last weekend. Get them all sorted out,
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Speaker 5 (07:25):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode Blazing Boots.
As our story opens, it's eight am in the dining
hall of the Headley Lamar Saloon and Boarding House in
rock Ridge, Kansas.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Come Harting, Sam too, goffees please?

Speaker 8 (07:43):
You got it, miss Lily, so you're expecting company.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
I entertained an overnight guest after the show last night.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
He was a local gang, Clem Feesley.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
What, miss Lily?

Speaker 9 (08:05):
You turned down half the men in rock Ridge, but
you asked Clem Feesley to spend the night.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Ain't exactly the best looking fell in town. What wasn't
about him that did it for you?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Well?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
It was his boots.

Speaker 8 (08:19):
And the boots fancy are they no?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
But they were really big and he kept buying me
drinks and at the end of the night, they said
this soul. Is it two? What they say at men
that were big boots? And he says, I guess you'll
have to invite me upstairs to find out. So I did,

(08:44):
so was it two?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Not true?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Sam?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Quit trying to make time of my best goal. Morning
clem A very good morning to you, Miss Lily.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
It's two. Hello cowboy, this is for you a.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Ten dollars bail Shucks. You don't how to do that? No, no,
I insas, Oh, miss Lily, I'm pretty good, but I
ain't really in the business of charging for my services.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
That's not for services.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Well then, was it for?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
When you finish your coffee, I want you to go
over to the general store and buy yourself a smaller
pair of booths.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Oh,
miss Lily, tune in again next time, or the crusty
old toolbooth out of it now I'm doing it. Tune
in next time when we hear the crusty old toolbooth
operator on the Lapetamine Freeway say.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
It's true.

Speaker 8 (10:06):
And now the moment you've all been waiting for.

Speaker 10 (10:08):
But some folks consider the single best part of the
John Boy and Billy Big Show, a highly anticipated highlight
that's short of please.

Speaker 8 (10:17):
That's right.

Speaker 10 (10:18):
It's a break from all the stupid right here on
the really big show.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Good morning. That's a big shoan. Already, all things college
football coming up with a pack man from the esb
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(11:20):
when they were in the studio. Ellie May. What's she
doing here? Ya is for the Beverly Hill Billies? All right?
The cement pond, Yes, he pun Ellie walkin all right.

(11:40):
Jeff Jethro even had a rope on his bathing suit.
Well wait, let's see what we go.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
You can't hide money.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I mean, I'm still talking, two of them still talking.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
All right.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
I'll just go get Ellie May's birthday. Ellie coming down
the stairs.

Speaker 11 (11:56):
Yeah, all right, that's good for me, Thank you very much,
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(12:29):
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I'm in Mark Packer from the ACC Network weekdays four
pm Eastern. Thanks for the big es me and then
we're giving him a job on TV. He's very photogenic
and we got him every Tuesday right here. Good morning,
pack Good morning.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Remember John Boy, it's still a face for Radio Big
don't you. Don't you strut doing me in there with
them the haircues. ESPN spends all this money on makeup
and stuff, and the women come by and mister Packer said,
first of all, don't call me mister, just call me
pack or Mark or whatever, fat whatever. But would you

(13:09):
like a little pan? I said, The only pancake I
want is one that's got syrup on it. So if
you're thinking about butting now on the top of my head,
don't even bother. It's not gonna matter. Let somebody who
really wants this stuff, use it. I don't want any
of it because not only is it nasty Johnny, but
the worst thing is I end up watching everybody on
TV take two hours to take the crap off when

(13:31):
you're finally done with whether it be a thirty second
promotion or you're on the air for hours. I mean,
the makeup will drive you crazy. So no, it's still
a face for radio. I still love doing radio. But
ESPN's paying me to be on television and I'm in
the basement with dogs.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
So what can I know? Well, thanks for checking in.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
With that gets you totally up to speed with everything
going on in college football.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Why you look natural on TV?

Speaker 4 (13:58):
I like that, appreciate that you got it.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Here's what we get, Okay, the big story, I just
want to start with UH coach Prime getting his interest
rate and cut Oregon did it up with that wonderful
locker room speech. I was pulling. I've been pulling for theond,
I've been pulling for him, and but I just had
that feeling Oregon was gonna kick there. But did you
feel that too, buddy?

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Yeah? Oh listen, you know, we gotta get real for
a second. I mean, the media hype stuff up beyond
the eaves, and he's done it. Listen, he's done already
a tremendous job. They wore one and eleven last year.
They were a horrific football team, so they beat up
on TCU and they beat Nebraska. Of course, everybody beats
Nebraska these days, so I mean, listen, he's doing a

(14:45):
nice job. But Oregon's a really good team and Colorado
is a work in progress. If they can get to
a at least going into the season, I was like,
you know what, they'll be better because you can't be
worse than one to eleven. If they can get to
a ball, it's a a great coaching job. So listen.
They got off to a three and oh start, and
of course everybody's putting them on a pedestal because that's

(15:08):
what the media does. And now people have been waiting
for him to fall and fail, right, I mean, so
now people are jumping all over and it's you know, Johnny,
I've been doing this so long that I've gotten almost
numb to the hype, and I've gotten numb to the
rip jobs. It's just like I've seen it so often,
and it's true, whether we're talking college sports, the NFL, politics, entertainment.

(15:31):
This is what the media does, all right, And after
a while you just get numb to it. And you know,
Dan Lanning is the head coach at Oregon, and I
saw his speech before the game. He goes, Hey, they're
over there for clicks, We're over here to win games.
And when I saw that clip, I'm like, you know,
first of all, Organ's got a really good team, and
I knew they're gonna be tough to beat, especially their house,

(15:51):
and then they just warm out. And to Dion's credit,
you know, he didn't sugarcoat it. He didn't give you
the ego trip. Afterwards, he said, hey, we got our
butts kicked, but us what you better get us now
because this is gonna be the worst team I have
at Colorado. So you know, down the road we go.
I mean, I just you know, we'll go on to
the next biggest, coolest thing to build up or rip down.

(16:11):
And that's what we do in the media.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
So you know, that's the way it is now. Pack
goes you think back on not to play well back
on our day. But you know, you can see the
sports on the news, on your local news or choose
to check it out and what's happening. But now it's
everywhere with the social media click like.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
It's you know what. And I hate to say it.
You know, I'm too old to worry about what somebody's
telling me on social media. I'm always back. I even
make fun of it on the air when they have
us do lists and anless that's the ranked the best
acc teams or whatever the list is. I mean, that's
what the social media people love putting lists because it's
low hanging fruit. Then they put it out there and

(16:50):
people rip it right and and and they're like, well
pack and they're really getting on your case, and I'm like,
I ain't no disrespect. I don't care. I mean, you know,
it's somebody somebody at home in their basement with six
followers on Twitter.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
That's the thing about it to me. Any I don't
even care. And any idiot can have a podcast now,
you know. Actually, you know we are professionals, you know,
been doing this quite a few years and like earning
you know, money as a job to do it.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Nothing And sure we got kicked out of our basement store.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, but you in your basement with cameras, so that's awesome.
We had to come up down, you know, the hood.
So you have a little about that. But that's all right.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
I mean the only difference now because the ESPN televises
me my basement is I got a shower and dress
up otherwise, I mean my underwear of baseball hat with
a dog I still do.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
On that. Yeah, I mean he still wears underwear.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
To work, Johnny, I've done for a long time. That's
already an upgrade, to be honest with you, I know
we got that was fun.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
But okay, all right, so the highlights from last weekend
when we got coming up do what you do?

Speaker 4 (18:04):
So, well, here's what we got. I'll give you. I'll
do his thumbnail real quick one here. Florida State Clemson
was a great football game Saturday. It was great for
Florida State to get the win. Signa to win for Mike, novel.
Tough loss for Dabo. His boys are now two and two.
They are out of the College football Playoff. No team
has ever gotten to the college football player with two losses.

(18:25):
And now you gotta wonder if the Tigers can get
back to Charlotte. I don't think they can. Why because
the ACC has six Johnny six teams that remain undefeated.
That is the most of any conference in the country
as we speak. And there's only been one conference in
the Power five that has ever had six undefeated teams

(18:47):
at four to zero, and that was the Southeastern Conference,
the Big, Bad, Mighty SEC. They did it back in
twenty twelve. That's the only two times in the history
a big time college football in the Ape Pole, which
goes back to the nineteen thirty six. So the ACC
after a great start, it's off to such a good
start that Duke and Notre Dame play this upcoming week

(19:08):
Johnny and for the first time ever college game Day,
Reese and Kirk and all those guys are going to
Wallace Wade Outdoor stadium as I call it. They got
Cameron indoor. They also got Wallace Wade Outdoor. So game
Day is going to Duke this weekend for the first
time ever for the Duke Notre Dame game. And then
on the SEC side, since this is Southern Prize Football,

(19:28):
Georgia is still number one. They're at Auburn coming up
on Saturday. Bama got by Ole Miss. The Tide still
got work to do, right, I mean, it doesn't look
like your typical Alabama team. But it's still only September.
Nick will get those things cranked up. And here's the thing.
The game this week though, South Carolina at Tennessee. Last
year the game Cox absolutely blew Tennessee out of the water.

(19:52):
I mean it was an unbelievable display. Spencer Rabbler of
the quarterback for the game. Cox having a great year.
But now this one's at Kneeland the Orange fan Listen,
those Tennessee fans have circled the date when they saw
South john after what happened last year, and then real quickly,
this is when you know everybody's losing their mind. I'm
watching the tail end of the Ohio State Notre Dame

(20:14):
game on Saturday night, which is another great game. Ohio
State ends up winning the game on the last play
because Notre Dame decided they're only put ten defensive players
on the one yard line. Now, listen, it's the last
play of the game. Ohio State's really talented, Notre Dame's
really talented, but they got eleven Johnny on the field.
You need to have at least eleven. I mean, Notre

(20:35):
Dame now only put ten dudes out there, and so Ohiao.
State wins the game, and so here's the thing. Ryan Day,
their coach, immediately after the game, is interviewed on NBC
and decides to rip into Lou Holtz. Eighty six year
old Lou Holtz, who the day before on the ESPN
was talking about it in this list and you know,

(20:57):
people can't quite figure out what he was saying anyhow,
basically called out how State said they're soft, they're not physical.
That's why I know it. Dam is gonna beat him.
And to Ryan Day, I mean, here you are, you
work win, You've beaten under Dame. Great win for the program,
the top ten matchup, and the first thing out of
his mouth is, what's lou Holt's gotta say? Now? I'm

(21:17):
thinking to myself, Holy Mac, what if we lost their month?
When you're worried about some eighty six year old guy
who hasn't been on television and god knows how long,
who cares? It's like what we're talking on social media?
Who cares what lou Holtz says? I mean, but Ryan
Day lost his mind? And then College Game Day I
mentioned they're going to do this weekend Lee Corso on
College Game Day on Saturday they're gonna preview the Washington

(21:40):
State Oregon State game. And that was the two teams
in the PAC twelve that haven't found a home yet
since the PAC twelve's dissipated, and Lee Corso said, it's
the who cares nobody wants to watch this game. Game
to the Washington State coach when they win the game,
and keep in mind, now that's the Top twenty five matchup.
The Washington State coach. A guy my name is Jake Dickard.

(22:02):
He rips into eighty eight year old League Corso and
giving him all confidence to see that. You know, all
they do is give him something to read, and then
he tries to make a joke out of it. I'm thinking,
Holy macre, have we lost it? We got eighty six
year old Blue Holtz pissing off the Ohio State coach.
We got eighty eight year old League Corso pissing off

(22:22):
everybody in the Washington State Oregon State camp. I mean,
can't we all just get up. We haven't gotten to
October yet, and all of a sudden, everybody over eighty
is like a dead man. I mean, we're gonna take
this guy out. What are we doing? Johnny's in the
world going on.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
It's there.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Stay what need.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Good stuff? Good stuff?

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Man, you live in a crazy world. People just can't
even enjoy games anymore. It's like everything's part you know,
on that's now personal. Just don't coach your team. Don't
even worry about all this not I mean we are
it is.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Not more than ever.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Man.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
We need that sports, you know, just to watch sports,
you know, and just whiz, just keep the grab it.
Say what happens man.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
By the way, by the way, real quick, you'll love
this too. I know I'm one and late. You cann
script your whole clock. But Jordan Travis, who's the quarterback
of Florida State, is a really talented dude. And so
it's Florida State. They're really good. But he's a great kid.
I've had a chance to interviewed him multiple times and
he's in the sixth year. He's really mature, he's got
to act together, and he's really good on a really
good team. So they beat Clemson and they've now beaten

(23:39):
l s U. So he's come out Johnny with a
T shirt as basically like the Lion King, but they
call him the Tiger King, right, and they beating LSU
Tigers and the Clemson thing. So he's got the T
shirt the Tiger King. Well, the dude who's the actual
Tiger King. I think he's in jail. Yeah, I think
he's in President came out and said, uhh, I own

(24:00):
the trademark for that. I'm not gonna let some kids
steal everything. That thought. So, now, like I said, can't
we just get along. I mean, it was a great
win for Florida State. The kids trying to make some
money on name, image and likeness is the Tiger King.
He's got a T shirt out for thirty one dollars
and twenty four cents, which was, you know, the score
of the Clemson game. He's trying to make some coin

(24:21):
on the side. We got a guy in prison going,
oh no, you can all you can't do that. People
know me as the Tiger King. They're not gonna confuse you.
But you can't come in to see time. I call
my god, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
That's illegal.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
And he's in prison. Oh so that's I mean, that's
the world I got, Johnny, So you know, you know
that's the world I'm covering. That is the kind of
stuff that keeps me up at night where I'm going,
Holy Mac, I gotta go to work for this. I mean,
this is what we're talking about. Holy mah ray.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Well, we're going to tune into you for a professor
salism this afternoon. We appreciate you money. Thank you so much.

Speaker 12 (25:06):
Man.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
I'll have a good.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Joil buddy. We'll catch up next week. Godda. Well, let's
play our wordy word game. Y'all want eight hundred big
show you told free line across America. Let's do it
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Speaker 8 (26:50):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
The worthy word and a worthy word. Lets meet the contestants.
We got Kathy from Concord, North Carolina the morning Kathy
Many went, here you are, and we got Mike Mike
from manny Old, North Carolina in morning. Mike Many, Hey,
welcome in here on the out of banks. All right, Mike,

(27:16):
your own team, Marcy and Reddy. Kathy on the job
board millicide. All right, we'll do two rounds there. Keep
it keep it fair, keep it fair. Oh yeah, Kathy? Hey, Kathy,
are you on speakerphone or something? Hands free?

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Well, I'm in the car.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
You're in the car, okay? So are you driving? Okay?

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Good?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Because that could be dangerous.

Speaker 13 (27:42):
So what he's asking is, can you pick up a
phone instead of being on the speakerphone.

Speaker 14 (27:46):
Thanks, I'm riding a motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
I don't care about you. Mike, you ain't on my team.
Not hurt anybody. I'm kidding, Kathy, what about you? Baby?

Speaker 10 (28:00):
Hear me?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
No, exactly the same. Okay, all right, well let's just
deal it, all right, okay, Oh well, Kathy, let's me
and you go for the first thirty seconds. Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (28:14):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Okay? You shout them out real loud? Now starting to clock,
starting the clock now another word for to blow your horn.
You blank your horn and again a goose makes this sound. Wow,
here you go. Hurry all right? You to get into traffic,

(28:35):
you blank into traffic? Oh, merch that? Wow? Wait a minute,
Wait a minute? Fifteen seconds? I think rant to use
the overtime clock in fifteen seconds? I thought that went
by pretty quick. All right, So where are we? So
she got that one right, yeah, so let's give her
another fifteen So let's just go with another fifteen seconds then.
All right, all right, Kathy, we're steal up.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
You ready, okay and go. This is a skirt that
Scottish guys wears plaid. Yes, oh all right, your nephew
and your the girl. Yes, uh huh. You you make
one of these. Grandma makes one of this. Patches and
patches you cover up a blanket quilt shed before the buzzer.

(29:23):
Is that a good start? No, don't look like it.
All right? Three on the board, all right, so here
we go with my container.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Hey, Mike or you on a speakerphone for this my
whole life?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Could you get on one?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Help?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
All right? You got the thirty second? Okay, got they
got it? Magah marsy ready go?

Speaker 12 (29:47):
You have four fingers and a what on your hand? Yes,
the blank of Oz. It was a movie, The Blank
of Oz. This is what happens when snow comes down
a mountain really fast, like breaks on. This is when
you go shopping for really old things. You go buy
what you may do it on a Saturday afternoon and

(30:08):
you go buy old things, yailing. It's a blank store
where they have all the old stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yes, by all right, so you got a four on
the board to take the lead, but just buy one
just like a woman more interesting. You know what you're
doing instead of what it's called.

Speaker 14 (30:32):
I love antiking.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
I got it good. Now it's Kathy and Billy. Kathy,
Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Ready and go?

Speaker 5 (30:42):
The guy in the Little Rascals that had the piece
of hair that stuck up on the back of his
head he sang all the songs spanky and no not
not buckwheat. But it's another type of grain.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
They put you in this to take you to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
This kind of vehicle. Yep.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
This is the fiftieth state, the most northern state in America.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
It's way up there on the.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Old side of Canada. Eskimos Eskimo's anchorage is in this state.

Speaker 15 (31:10):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
All right, the money.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
You get, all right?

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Three on of three of six for cafe. So Mike
and Randy we got it. Two will tie, three will win. Yeah,
if Randy can get out of the way. No, Mike's
got it. Uh huh, I can tell my ready he's
trying to reverse pep talk.

Speaker 13 (31:32):
Ready go, okay, So this is what parents give their kids,
you know, weekly for doing their chores.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Allowlex, that's right.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Well you don't want to get this. Let's see.

Speaker 13 (31:45):
If you stand on one leg, you might lose your.

Speaker 8 (31:48):
What shied up?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
And okay? Oh boy?

Speaker 13 (31:53):
Uh So this is the part of a flower just
before it opens up. It's called no it's it's already
budded and now it just starts to crack open.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
And you had to mess around.

Speaker 15 (32:10):
It could.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
We go to overtime. Alright, it's one of those fifteen
second overtimes. And we've heard so much about let's not
do that now, Okay, Leslie, what happens? Kathy? Here we
go me and you for an extra fifteen seconds. Are
you ready?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Okay, I want you to be. Now we're picking up
on that last one. Randy was some help. Okay, start
the clock. Now. A flower will do this in the spring.
It not another word, not bloom, it's another one, but
it starts with those same two letters. It starts with
those same two letters. Can say that he said bloom?

(32:56):
What is the word? A flower will do this?

Speaker 16 (32:59):
What you had to mess around?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I know, I know, I want to try, do I know?
I gave great close Mike and Tayter. Okay, fifteen seconds.
Just get it over with. Yes, that's no game.

Speaker 8 (33:20):
That's a hard.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Oh, Kathy, Kethy, you can dry aga any time. Baby
would appreciate you playing.

Speaker 17 (33:33):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh I'm glad you did, baby, was Kathy?

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Now?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
My god?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
My go ahead, buddy.

Speaker 14 (33:41):
All right, I'm in outer banks with across the board catering.
I want to say a shout out to all my
friends at Mike, Kelly's Kelly Dallarbanks catering my brother in Nashville, Tennessee,
and Tanner, Todd, Scotty, jeff Maryann, Tris, Maggie, everybody.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
All right, good work, Mike. We appreciate you and yours
listening to the Big Show. Bud, you all good player.
Glad you want kind of good morning Big shows on
the radio. Bit request time, a favorite something you'd like
to hear, glue are your favorite character? We can do
that as well. Like Jeffrey Ray from Maryville, Tennessee, wants

(34:18):
to hear with Oral Rogers. All right, yeah, there it
is ORL. Rogers. You got it, Jeffrey, We'll get it
then us next good morning, Big Shows on the radio.

(34:54):
Favorite character you'd like to hear this time weekday mornings
when we do it. It is up at the Big
Show dot Comedy n Bill at Facebook page Jeffrey Ray
and Mayville, Tennessee. Here you go.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, Oral
Rogers fights city Hall. Because our story opens, doctor ORL.
Rogers has just arrived at the office of the Mayor
in the city of Dothan, Alabama.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Excuse me, dear dear lady.

Speaker 17 (35:28):
Yes, sir, good morning. Can I help you?

Speaker 15 (35:30):
Well, I certainly hope so. I'm doctor Earl Rogers. That's oral,
not Earl.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Earl was my brother.

Speaker 15 (35:36):
I occasionally get myself mixed up. I had a brain
injury from the car incident. Senior minister at the five
Doathan Holiness Temple, one of the ten fastest growing Pentecostal
congregations in the state of Alabama.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Why we're not proud, but we are not loud. I
need to have a word with your mayor.

Speaker 17 (35:53):
Well, I'm sorry, doctor Rogers, he's out of town. What
isness in reference to you?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Why are you a bit nosy, aren't you?

Speaker 15 (35:59):
It's in reference to that big, old dead animal that's
laying dead in the front yard of our church building.
At first I thought it might be a horse, but
it turns out it's a jackass. I've been trying to
get somebody to pick it up all morning, but I
can't get anybody to pick up the phone down here.

Speaker 17 (36:14):
Well, yes, sir, we're a little shorthanded this week. Most
of the city staff is out of town with the mayor.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Well, where in the world is everybody?

Speaker 17 (36:22):
Well, they're in a group retreat down in Gulfport.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Well, now, isn't that special.

Speaker 15 (36:29):
We vote these knightheads into office and they passed back
by running off down.

Speaker 16 (36:33):
To the beach for a little vacation. Is that what
you're trying to tell me.

Speaker 17 (36:36):
Sister, Well, it is not really a vacation. It is
a planning conference.

Speaker 8 (36:41):
M sure.

Speaker 15 (36:44):
Yes, where did any of those sorry backsliders leave anybody
in charge that might be able to get a few
things done here?

Speaker 17 (36:52):
Let me see if I can call somebody to come
and help you with them.

Speaker 15 (36:55):
I shir would appreciate it, sister. And we have a
man down at the church. He's not that kind of
fully guy, but he can fix that hair beef for
you if you like.

Speaker 17 (37:03):
Whatever, sir, Hello, Banky, Yeah, I know stories. In just
a few minutes, I'll be there. He's covering the best
this week. Could you send him over? Okay? Thanks? Waitie,
Dr Rogers will be here in just a minnie.

Speaker 16 (37:19):
Well, yes, bless your heart, darling. You know I don't
envy you.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Here.

Speaker 15 (37:23):
We are our duly effect elected officials are down on
the Gulf court, dancing around the golden calf and whatever,
and here you are all by yourself, trying to hold
the line against the powers of darkness.

Speaker 17 (37:34):
Actually, it's been a pretty quiet week so far.

Speaker 15 (37:37):
Oh sure, yeah, that's what you think there, dear sweet,
I just think that you should maybe consider that things
haven't always been just that quiet around here.

Speaker 17 (37:46):
I'm sorry, what well, may.

Speaker 16 (37:47):
Let me just explain that to you.

Speaker 15 (37:50):
The Bible says we wrestle not against flesh and blood,
but against principalities and powers, and the rulers of darkness
of this world, and against spiritual wickedness, and in high places. Darling,
it's become quite obvious to me. Now you need a
meck on? Would you turn sideway so I can reach

(38:12):
my hands upon you? For spirits of poet roomin and
inadequate job training inside this woman's.

Speaker 16 (38:20):
Body, command you, dickon?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Hello?

Speaker 8 (38:33):
What the wide world of sport is going out in here?

Speaker 16 (38:35):
You see, sister?

Speaker 15 (38:36):
A voice from the spirit world is speaking to us
from somewhere down around the floorboards on this fairy office.
Oh oh, oh, I'm sorry, friend, I didn't see you
down there.

Speaker 9 (38:48):
Another Buldish short joke Latin from the old Pedecostal comedy Quiver.

Speaker 8 (38:56):
I've going there backreck he's.

Speaker 17 (38:58):
Here is knocked Rodgers and he needs help.

Speaker 9 (39:02):
I can tell just by looking at it more than there,
padre Ricky B. Sharp, Temporary Sanitation supervisor for the City of.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
Alabama.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
What can I do you for?

Speaker 15 (39:16):
Son I've got a dead jackass laying in front of
my church building.

Speaker 8 (39:19):
Uh huh.

Speaker 15 (39:20):
Now it looks like it might have got out of
its pen and got hit by car. I am looking
for somebody to get rid of it.

Speaker 9 (39:26):
Ah Ah, I'm not sure I can help you there, Slick.
We ain't got a trunk it can handle something that big.
You're gonna need to talk of somebody from over at
the animal control. But you're in luck this week. I'm
also Ricky B. Sharp, timporary Animal Control supervisor for the.

Speaker 8 (39:45):
City of.

Speaker 9 (39:49):
Alabama, So you can help me, afraid? No, now I
fit's here. What alive animal, there'd be no problem. But
since it's dead, you're gonna need to deal with the
satitation department.

Speaker 16 (40:03):
What is this an abbitt in? Are you gonna help
me get rid of the jackass or not?

Speaker 9 (40:09):
Why are you telling me you're the preacher, ain't you?
I thought you folks were in charge of Berry in
the dead.

Speaker 15 (40:15):
Well we are, Sonny, But I'm telling you because we're
also obligated to notify the next of ken.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.

Speaker 8 (40:30):
Oh I got next to.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Tilled it again next week when we hear the crusty
old Commander Boy at the planning conference in Gulf Shores.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Oh God,

(41:12):
getting ready to wrap up us broadcast make room with
the John Bonbilly Late Risers podcast alights, so we got
all the room we need. Man, you miss in the
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Speaker 13 (41:36):
I'm telling you that's working at home. It's not working
out for him.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Than You've got it down pretty much all right then,
and uh yeah, these John Mobilly Late Rogers podcast available
wherever you get your podcast. You make it easy subscribe
to us fenty free iHeartRadio app as well. Of course,
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