February 6, 2025 • 48 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re featuring a few of Ricky B. Sharpe’s finest moments Astronerd workshops some of his jokes for golfers.. - We’ll call Terry Hanson off of the couch for the 4-1-1 on Mr. Baseball.. - Anybody under the age of 35 will probably need to google “Green Acres” to see why we think our “Trouble In Green Acres” Playhouse is hilarious.. - We fill a request for a narrative about going to a Panther’s football game with John Boy.. - and we’ll wrap up the show with the Grumpy Old Man hating on football…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
The big shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Hangout all right, listen you moug it's time to button
your yapp Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns,
John boyn Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's enormous. Say he's adorable, talking.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Doodle doo, humping out on in This Thursday, February is
six heading towards super Bowl weekends. Turn her up and
not chairs, boys and girls, everybody, Micah bowls on. Y'all
look good. There's some perfect faces for radio. What we
got here except y'all pretty girls?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Oh yeah, digging out, digging out.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
My eyes are up here.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
There is National Frozen Yogurt Day. You'll have you some
yogurt and it'll be good. Okay, National Chopsticks Day here.
I'm afraid that EA would a fork in a Chinese
restaurant there, hop sing, give me a fork and get
out the way.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I have mastered the chopsticks.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I have to say. The best chopstick story, though, involves Jackie.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
We were in Japan and all they had was where
they invented the chopstick, right right, and so Jackie says,
I can't eat with this stick. I need a fork.
So she asked the waitress for a fork, and we
were all just kind of waiting. Ten fifteen minutes goes
by and I wait and wave motion back.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
She needed a fork and you have to wait. He's
using it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Table The only four walk in the restaurant. Remember the
travel Minister of Tokyo when we were we broadcast there
for a week. I like, my buddy Kato walked down
the bathroom, stuffed him toilet tissue and in the back
of a shoe, and I like, he didn't know it
(02:29):
was there. It rolled out the whole way he was
going down line mean, Hi, how are you shop? Tato? Shopkto?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Don't get inserted on the fish market.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Then and then we had that buck teeth to the
saxophone player that was words. Remember what was she saying
singing White Christmas? No idea. I liked her accomptom us,
they're comforting us.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
You and Henry met him in the elevator maybe and
brought him.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
To the room. No, it was in the lounge the
night before.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I wouldn't go.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Tell me that was Swoopy that brought them. I had
tears in my eyes, and Randy got so mad at
me for laughing at him.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I couldn't help it because of Henry. I love these
stories and I was left behind in Charles.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So you're still working your way up the ladder there. Well,
it was terrible, like the morning show was at eight
o'clock at night, and with that, yeah, I had to
stay up late.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I was still up early for the show.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
That's right. You were making this a work back here home,
all right, John, that's why we do. We work together.
All right, It's all about tatter this morning. Huh, Taylor
and Jean Jah Gabour will explain that a little bit later.
All right, Yeah, you're awake, Big shows on the radio.
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. First
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win you some three days in history is where we're
gett Our categories I'll start in nineteen thirty five. February sixth,
(04:21):
the board game Monopoly went on sale nineteen thirty five.
Been around a while nineteen ninety three, to save a
eucalyptus tree from being destroyed, artist William Leroy moved into
the tree and declared it to be his official address.
I know how long you lasted up there in the
two we'll cut this tree down with bees doing that.
(04:47):
And in twenty fourteen, the US announced the band on
all carry on liquids on NonStop flights to Russia. The
move came directly before the start of the Winter Olympics
being held Asosha, Russia. One in Russian city is twenty fourteen.
Ten are what do we have this year?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
We got wonder librits.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Summer, We're going to the summer we did.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
We did summer and then we two years.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Oh, it's will be a year from this, all right, Well,
we'll keep me alerting sure. And leanwhile I said we
can get the winning beginning. One ain't hundred make shows
you told free line, come on play out birds next
(05:53):
good morning, This will make show on the radio or
only till you Thursday. Feature track from the Make Show
Big box. Don't I'm old man age football. We proba
won't be watching the games we get home.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
I know all about that.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Football's a few words at the big bu Upburst.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
John Boy Billy gave the prizes from the big prize.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Being let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 9 (06:30):
This should really be a lot of.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Fun when you're playing Upburst.
Speaker 10 (06:36):
Have a hurry up and.
Speaker 11 (06:37):
Guest time you have the best time.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You have a big shots. Let's say, hey, the Taylor
from Auburn at bab.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Shots her you'll do.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Hey, we all from day to coomrning here, buddy, let's
get that winn and begin and sounds like you ready
to go.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
We'll do it. Then five seconds. Three famous board games
ready go Monopoly, okay, Checker, all right, I'll day to
give us three trees, ready go Maple, Terry oak ma'am
(07:27):
for the win. Three things you cannot take on an airplane. Ready, go.
Speaker 12 (07:33):
A gun, a knife, and box cutters.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
And then.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You got your one hundred twenty dollars worth of bull
snot headed down to Auburn.
Speaker 10 (07:44):
There, Taylor?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
All right, thank you guys, war Eagle, Hey bottom of
the guy word tomboy news. Right on the other side
our time cats who fire the morning ride.
Speaker 10 (08:01):
Get us laugh.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It's been six coming out.
Speaker 12 (08:32):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
John Boy, go ahead, man here, how you're doing is
say you're mad your day.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
I'm mad, I'm madder Michelle Obamata Patay sample say now
I'm mad. Five boys, listen, I got our story of
the week. Washington strikes another blow against hurtfull stereotypes. The
words mother and father will be removed from US passport
(09:16):
applications and replaced with gender neutral terminology. Oh yeah, this
can't miss. According to a penhead who works for the
State Department, the words in the old form were mother
and father. They will now be called parent one and
parent two. May I just say, good work, State Department.
(09:39):
Y'all are really earning your money this month. These improvements
are being made to provide a gender neutral description of
a child's parents and recognition of different types of families. Alight,
first of all, they're not improvements. Second of all, my
big old book, in case you're wondering, says here the
(10:03):
decision to remove the traditional parenting names was not an
act of political correctness, Zach Right, and what would you
call it? Genius? Let's hear from Jennifer Kresler, the director
of the Family Equality Council. She shares a little story
about the day she and her female partner got passport
(10:26):
for her twin sons. He so it's not about political correctness,
but the first person they talk to is gay. Coincidence anyway,
this gal says, even though my partner was their legal
mother and had adopted them after I gave birth to them,
she still had to put her name in the father field.
(10:49):
That is both discriminatory and makes us feel like second
class citizens. Well, bless y'all's cause, maybe you could write
a children's book about it. You could call it Heather
has two passports. If you're wondering why this country's going through,
it might because we're paying people to work on stuff
(11:12):
like this. And by the way, they're genius. If you
gave birth to them, that would make you the mother.
In case none of y'all spend any time in the
fourth grade, every person that's ever been born had a
mother that was a woman and a father that was
a man. That ain't a hurtful stereotype. It's basic sign.
(11:36):
Daddy might have done his part with help from a
turkey basis, but he was definitely in on it a coo.
Well yeah, but mother and father makes some people feel
less included. Okay, a passport is good for ten years.
If you can't take getting your feelings hurt at least
once a decade, maybe you ain't ready to travel A
(12:00):
parent run and parent due How bad is this idea?
And hey, how do they decide who gets to be wanting?
Who gets to be two? I can see him arguing
at the airport already. Also, your parent won? I think? No, Hey,
all you do is sit around watching the Bravo chatl
all day. I'm out there in the real world dressing
(12:20):
dummies up for the front window. Amazing. In other words, girlfriend,
I'm parent won. Yeah? Yeah, hey't Sam and Louise, y'all
have you little hissying home. I'm trying to get groups
so I can get on the plane and take ease
nerve racking kits and this now shut around, shut up
(12:40):
and quit running, my lord, John boy man, y'all have
a nice day.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Shaun boy and Billy.
Speaker 12 (12:49):
Yeah, good morning rad yell dumb right.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Good morning. It's a big show on a radio override
a damn and tomorrow Rady gets some time today. Look
through some of them commercials he's supposed to rate for
USA todays. I want him super Bowl commercial rateing panel
deal thing.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
I better get on it before everybody's already seen them.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Huh, I love man. Well, let's do a little big
show exclusive behind the scenes here.
Speaker 9 (13:48):
This is it, the moment when all America comes together
for the biggest football game of the year, A moment
as american as a red, white and blue fanny packed
full of apple pie. This is what America is all about.
It's a moment so big it's costing US five million
(14:11):
dollars to be a part of. Yes, Buddy Beer is
spending our total annual ad budget just to be part
of this special moment with a price tag like that,
we didn't have the budget to hire a big A
list celebrity to deliver our message. Instead, we're going to
use b roll shots from a stock footage company to
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tell our student Buddy Beer salutes everything that makes America great,
Like this lovely drone shot of a field of wheat
at sunrise, and this hard working farmer throwing a bale
of hay into the barn. And how about this adorable
kid playing with an impossibly cute puppy while a majestic
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stallion gallops by in slow motion. Nothing says America like
a kid with a puppy and a horse in slow motion.
But it takes more than a bunch of hay seed
turdkickers to tell the Buddy Beer story. So here's a
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thirty something hipster riding his bike to work in the
big city. Here's a group of millennials sitting around a
reclaimed wood table in a trendy restaurant. Such a perfect
ethnic balance. Here's an old man blowing out a buttload
of candles on a birthday kick. He's surrounded by a
group of people way too young to be this excited
(15:37):
about hanging out with somebody this old. That says, Buddy
Beer makes you a better person. Here's a woman in
a wheelchair crossing the finish line and a marathon. Yes,
Buddy Beer loves handicapped people too, except I guess we're
supposed to call them differently. Eight something. Oh, and this
(15:59):
is a big one. A soldier coming off a plane
at the airport. That's right, Buddy beer supports the troops too,
as if anybody in their right mind doesn't support the troops. Now,
a montage of happy faces, all of whom apparently like
buddy beer. A group of good looking college bros out
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for a night on the town, the old guy that
just blew out the candles again, and wheelchair marathon lady.
Here's two guys hugging. They might be brothers, or they
could be gay. We'll let you connect the dots on that.
This ad is running in the middle of the third quarter.
The moment when your team has fallen behind and started
(16:43):
to make some incredibly boneheaded mistakes on the way to
an embarrassing defeat they'll have to live with for the
next six months. In other words, the perfect time to
enjoy an ice cold buddy beer. This is a moment
for all America. From maldy Trump humpers who love farmers
and horses and fireworks to hissy fit pitching progressives who
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can't get enough, people in wheelchairs, and pairs of men
who may or may not be gay. There's one thing
we can all agree on in America today. There's more
reason to drink than Patala before. So forget the way
your team stunk it up today, take the edge off
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with an ice cold Buddy Beer. Buddy the beer for
winners and losers, Drinka America Buddy Brewing Company, Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 13 (17:47):
Good morning, rolling through the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. I'm enchanted morning. You may hear
the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Where's my big bag?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Who can't be topical?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Good Thursday morning, It's a big show on the radio.
Looking at birthdays, is Ronald Reagan would have been one
hundred and fourteen today, Babe Ruth would have been one
hundred and thirty today, and Bob Marley he would have
been what I don't know. I didn't write that down,
(19:08):
but I just thought was deep. At all three, Bob Marley,
Ronald Reagan, and Babe Ruth all had the same birthday today.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
That's freaky cool.
Speaker 10 (19:16):
And then.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Well, I can't do.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
That.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I'm saving up Jean Jacques Gabor's birthday to celebrate her
twin sister. At the bottom of the hour. We'll all
get into that of course. Right now, super Bowl commercials
we're talking about while ago Man, Billy Crystal, and Meg Ryan.
It's gonna appear in a Super Bowl ad for Hellman's Mayonnaise.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
I've actually seen that one.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
I'll have what She's having.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
The actors reunited in New York City's Cat's Delhi, which
was the location of the infamous fake climac scene in
the nineteen eighty nine romantic comedy The Unforgettable. Punchline was
delivered by another dinner.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I'll have what she's Yeah, Okay, I mean I get
I give that.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
She she still performs that pretty well.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
It's believable, all right, so it is good. So they
just re enacted the scene.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Yeah, they did like that.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
So they set it up like they're older and anything.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
No, just you just I guess the trailer that I
saw just that they just kind of like open up
with that shot of them sitting there at the table
and she puts some mayonnaise on her sandwich.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
So the Hellman's Mayonnaises is what gets.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
Yeah, instead of the instead of the verbiage of you know,
do women fake it?
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Yeah, they don't go over all that.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Okay, good I think everybody, all right, I think is
the first thing Meg Ryan's done in probably twenty years
haven't seen. So she's still looking pretty good.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
You know, she still looks a little bit like Meg.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
She's you know people, some people have said she's gotten
into the plastic surgery and the fillers and stuff, but.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
I mean, you know, everybody's got a age, right.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Well, enjoy your mayonnaise. Well, good morning, Big shows on
the radio. Coming up, we played John Boydge. Everyday winner
gets a hardcover copy of James Gregory's autobiography, A Bushel
of Beans and Peck of Tomatoes, The Life and Times
of the Funniest Man in America. It includes the bookmark.
(21:28):
It's autographed by James. It's available now at Funniestman dot
com wherever books are sold. Get yours right here in minutes. First,
we got a lost song Thursday going on. Of course,
we went back with the most requested tunes we had
in twenty twenty four. We colick off the year with
that and then got the thing and look at that
(21:48):
with something that we haven't heard in a while. Let's
take Thursday and find out why. Here is your first
entry by Ricky be Sharp.
Speaker 11 (21:59):
Ricky, it'll be a scary how to weed story.
Speaker 14 (22:03):
Well, I don't rightly know any But did I ever
tell you about the gal I dated right before you?
Speaker 11 (22:08):
I don't want to hear about your conquest.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Too, Like I already wrote the song.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I dated lots of different girls.
Speaker 11 (22:19):
Some were better than the others.
Speaker 15 (22:23):
This one half Or she was really something special, like
nothing else I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh lord, she.
Speaker 15 (22:30):
Had claws instead of hand, and a tale just like
the devil.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
She worked for Ringling Brothers Barnam Bailey, and.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
All three eyes were green looking out.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
That girl was pretty wild now Or was a circus freak.
Her feet were kindly hoofy.
Speaker 15 (22:50):
Her nose was just a me she had for like
a badger, always raw meat. I had to train with
Lize her time we meet.
Speaker 10 (22:59):
She ain't right.
Speaker 16 (23:01):
She ain't right, and that's all right with me. Hey,
she's a circus freaking circus freak.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
She signed you a freaking now.
Speaker 16 (23:21):
Everybody's slaying circus freaking circus freaking. Her dad was lobster
boy and her mama's monkey woman. She got freaky with
bananas and drawn butter, getting wheel down right of sea.
Speaker 10 (23:39):
While you're explaining cell spent some time alone.
Speaker 15 (23:42):
She says, I'll leave the door to my cage open.
Speaker 16 (23:48):
I find her body, heads off us and chickens.
Speaker 10 (23:51):
I peed my pants and scream.
Speaker 15 (23:55):
That girl was crazy, kinky Michael, circus freak. She gave
the kind of key that's what always please.
Speaker 10 (24:02):
That girl was barely human.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
That was kind of me I.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Always wore protection. Didn't please.
Speaker 16 (24:10):
She ain't right, She ride, and that's all ride with me. Hey,
she's a circus freak, circus freak. She signs your freaking now,
(24:32):
Jackie sing, circus freak on.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
The circus free.
Speaker 10 (24:39):
The girl's a circus freak.
Speaker 16 (24:43):
She's a circus freak, circus freaking.
Speaker 10 (24:46):
She SIGs your freaking.
Speaker 16 (24:51):
She's still a freaky girl. It's been forever since I've
seen her.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
I hear she got a job they really suits her,
and a Walmart greater. She ain't right, she ain't right,
and that's all right.
Speaker 11 (25:21):
Long did she have tentacles?
Speaker 17 (25:24):
No, stupid give me the girl.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Got a good bait. We can't answer it, oh Rick, Well,
let's play some John Boy Jeopardy right here. That's review
yesterday's question. We found out one of the world's largest
stockpiles of nuclear weapons are stored at a US Naval
submarine base near Seattle, and their security force includes these
trained animals.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
What are dolphins?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Dolphins? They even had some special grills put in their mouth,
and he was saying, goes, hold on to Uskuba diver
A hate careful out there alright, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
Relative to the size of their bodies. These dogs have
the biggest brain in the dog world.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Who is triumphant insult comic?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Oh that dog.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
He seems like he's a really smart girl. But no,
what y'all got one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line across America. We play John Boy Jepitey next
(26:52):
Good Thursday morning, there's a big show on al Radio.
We gotta feature track from the Big Show bed Box,
perfect for your Valentine's John Boy and Billy album. The
grumpy old man hates football. Ladies agree with that. He
word his football at the mid box at the Big
Show dot com there right now, let's play Yeah live
(27:17):
across America.
Speaker 18 (27:18):
It's John Boy Jeffary and now a man who loves
football almost as much as he loves his dogs. And
this Sunday his money is on Team Rough to take
the Barkie Trophy in rovertime.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
He's John.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Yes, they're doing the Puppy Bowl.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
They had a Barbara out of Greenville, Tennessee. Good morning, Barbara,
Good morning, John Boy the man. I'm all right, glad.
How are you doing, Barbara? I am awesome, good well,
thank you first all right, we'll see you keep in touch. Well,
(28:05):
you do have the first shot at John boyje everty
this morning. Relative to the size of their bodies, these
dogs have the biggest brain in the dog world. So
what's you think, Baba La.
Speaker 12 (28:17):
I'm gonna have to go with the best or a beagle.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
A beagle? All right? Is it a beagle? And it
was a little smart dogs? Oh my little Rocky. Last
bagel that I had, good snap, I got a little
buddy smellers of sailor little Buddy.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Well, we appreciate you playing baby. You try again sometime, all.
Speaker 9 (28:44):
Right, Okay, I will thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Monny, Okay, you have a great day. Let's go to
Michael in Mount Solon, Virginia. Good morning, Michael, Good morning,
Hey Boddy. All right, you up man. We know it's
not a beagle with the vega's brain. Relative to the
size of their bodies in the dog world. So it
was a little him there. What you think of Michael,
(29:08):
Let's say, is it a Chihuahua.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Necessarily the smart?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Oh no, they're very smart. Yeah, we've got experience shocked.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
Now.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
The only thing is if you go to the house
train at chihuahua, you gotta remember tiny dog, tiny bladder,
so you know.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
And tiny little duties.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Yeah, well that's not so much that. Yeah, but yeah,
that's the only thing.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
We We had to train a little stupid to the
pea Patsau.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
We'll keep that in mind.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
But she was very easy to train.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
We're talking about the chihuaha still.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Yeah, the wife has been house training for a year.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Hey, well, Michael worked out for you. Body hardcovered copy
of James's autobiography I'm in your way, Boddie.
Speaker 8 (30:01):
I thank you, not my first time calling.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
All right, get out of mile up on the mountain
way about the hour and top of you. Get back
to our lost song. Thursday another one found by Riggs
yards up. Good morning. That's a big showing. They over
(31:00):
for you. Thursday, February sixth I lost a song Thursday
found another one then Blade go have me out with
a title data us so it was a long one.
Reggy Sharp right.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Yeah, when my Lucy's mad at me, it makes me po.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
Makes me won't po e Oh yeah, he just made it,
you know, fit the song When my Lucy's mad at Me.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
It makes me p o. Well, you know we're gonna
have him singer.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
I was just trying to help him.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Well, I bet you did. Okay, he's gonna sound a
lot better right now. Reggae be yarp Our Lost song Thursday.
Speaker 14 (31:44):
When my Lucy, When my Lucy's mad at me, it
makes me po getting my pants over, oh broke.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
She goes wild and then she wants to start a rumbull.
I take a tumble.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Now.
Speaker 19 (32:00):
I'm not the kind of fella who will back down
from a little barroom scrapping that don't happen. But when
Lucy cots that eyebrow, that's when the wet spot eye
my blue jean starts.
Speaker 14 (32:15):
Whoa no, when my Lucy, when my Lucy's mad at me,
it makes me peel in my pants ol. I say,
oh hell no.
Speaker 19 (32:25):
And when I see that looks she gets I'm scared
to death my own wife.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
And if I don't look fast, she whips.
Speaker 11 (32:35):
My where are you you little half furt casey?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Whoa whoa?
Speaker 14 (32:43):
When my Lucy way, When my Lucy's mad at me,
her fists start flying and I start crying.
Speaker 19 (32:51):
She gives me wedgees and lord, it hurts so bad.
I'm about to be a cripple. And then she tweeks
my niphbor.
Speaker 14 (33:00):
Not what up?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Those sissy boys that wears their hair up in a
man bun?
Speaker 10 (33:04):
Breaks lee.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I don't sit down to people, but my knees turned
into the jelly which he rolls up a newspaper.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Instance up, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 10 (33:15):
Sit down?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Get your women.
Speaker 11 (33:21):
You're just making it.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Worse may possible?
Speaker 11 (33:24):
You are really want to get it this time?
Speaker 10 (33:26):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Wait, wait, wait what did I do?
Speaker 10 (33:28):
What did I do? You know that? Well?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
What you did?
Speaker 13 (33:31):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
The listener so long, you're gonna have to be more specific.
Speaker 11 (33:35):
That was my favorite pair of underwear.
Speaker 14 (33:38):
I said, I was sorry I needed a cover for
the grill and it was a perfect fIF hell at fifty.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Grill about thinking you severa whoa whoa?
Speaker 19 (33:46):
And my loose elf and my LUs is mad at
me and it makes me be in my papers up
my shortcer, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
And when she finally calms down.
Speaker 14 (33:58):
We go to dinner and a slip and we have makeup,
sex and the loved it best.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I'll tell you what you are one pot mama when
you ain't beating.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
A tar out of me.
Speaker 11 (34:11):
Ah, you are such a sleep talker.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Hey, hold on a second again.
Speaker 16 (34:17):
Is this a new bra?
Speaker 14 (34:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (34:19):
You like it?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Wait a minute, what would you do with the old one?
Speaker 10 (34:22):
I threw it out?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Dad, Come it, listie. I was gonna make a havoc
gun of that.
Speaker 10 (34:26):
Why are you look?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I shut the place.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Damn, don't take me.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
It's a party now, now out with the popcorn down front.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Of Good Morning. It's a big seawan the radio Thursday Morning. Well,
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a new year means a new you, as they say,
and here to put that theory to the test is
the artist formerly known as Astro Nerd. So you're still
working on you act?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
I'm fine?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
How are you happy?
Speaker 10 (35:30):
New Year?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Jon Boy?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
And yes, I'm still working on my act, you see,
John Boy.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
In the world of comedy, is this gonna take long?
Speaker 10 (35:41):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (35:41):
In the world of comedy, my fellow comedians and I
are always refining and perfecting our craft, searching for that
one perfect stick carrot top is a prop comic. Jeff
Foxworthy does that whole You might be a redneck if
stuff Eli Manning does the sports stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Eli mann isn't really a comedian, tell.
Speaker 10 (36:02):
Me about it.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
He stinks.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
But I'm working on something called Nietsch giggles. That sounds
like a stripper's name.
Speaker 10 (36:13):
Stealing.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
So I've got asked for all these different Nietzche markets.
You know what I'm saying, boat shows and sales meetings,
Big Parma you mean big Pharma, No, big Parma, and
my Italians throw a lot of shindy eggs. But the
one I'm getting ready for is a big golf banquet.
You want to preview?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Say yes, yes, yo, awesome?
Speaker 8 (36:34):
Do my.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, let's get this over with. Here's
your headliner joke nerd five. That's one over four. I'm
that good.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
So have we got any golfers in the audience? You
think I'm a big golf guy. I love being on
the green. I like big putts and I cannot lie.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Oh okay, Jackie.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Well, of course, interesting thing about golf, No matter how
bad you are, you could always be worse, thank you.
But there's lots of ways to improve your game, take lessons, practice,
or my favorite cheat I play in the eighties. If
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it gets any warmer than that, I get dehydrated. Stater
of the eighties indicate if the guy I'm playing against
can't remember if he had a five or six on
a hole, I just put down an eight because he's
a damn liar. This guy knows what I'm talking about.
(37:45):
People ask me in my handicap, I'm telling him I
know how to add correctly. A golfer is only as
good as his clubs. I learned that a long time ago.
Never buy a putter until you see how far you
can throw it.
Speaker 10 (38:01):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
You know what they say.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
If you hit it to the left, it's a slice.
If you hit it to the right, it's a hook.
If you hit it straight, it's a miracle. This guy
knows what I'm talking about. A friend of mine gave
me a tip on how to take five strokes off
my game. It's called an eraser. Well, at least he
(38:25):
got it. The last time I played, I hit two
good balls. I stepped on a rate. Golf is big
on TV. I don't know what the policy is.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I call.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Golf's big on TV. You know why golf announcers whisper.
They don't want to wake up the people watching the game.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
I was playing with a friend last fall.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
We were getting ready to tee off on the eleventh hole,
and then we saw this funeral procession going past. My
friend took off his hat. He bowed his head as
the hearst passes. I said, boy, that there is a
class move. It's really nice to see some respect in
this world. And he said, well, I felt I had to.
We were married for thirty five.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Years and see not great but also not great.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
So you're saying I'm getting better. Listen.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I'll be back next month.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I'm doing a show for a nudist camping a policy
on wiener joes. They're not very long. Get it more
awful than you, I tell you by my new girlfriend.
She's a stripper named nietzsch giggles.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
If I were saying you're welcome once again.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Damn play a well done later, Good morning, there's a.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Big show on the radio. Hell are you Lindsay Primouse?
Speaker 8 (39:49):
Here?
Speaker 17 (39:50):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily do some of culture and edification every morning
from these two delightful lands. John boy and Billy right
here on the big show. You know, I hate to
break it to you boys, but where I come from,
your old Yankees?
Speaker 10 (40:06):
Who I thought this batty.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
That's a big showing the radio, and we're gonna have
one him better call handsome moments here considering mister baseball Bob,
you ker go, we'll get hands on off the couch
here in a couple of minutes. Of course, Super Bowl Sunday,
(41:02):
This Sunday, Kansas City Chiefs gonna try to three peat.
Nobody has ever won three Super Bowls in a row.
They met last week and regardless of the outcome of
the game is Sunday. Last week, more than one hundred
city leaders, from politicians to law enforcement and hospital heads
(41:23):
met to discuss plans in case that happens. The Chiefs
win and three p the public celebration historically held at
Union Station is off the table. I know, if you
remember this last year, a gunfight at the rally after
they won the Super Bowl injured twenty two people and
they even killed a radio host that was out there
(41:44):
at Lisa Lopez Gal.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
But wow, I didn't know about the radio host. But yeah,
I remember the fire on the they overturned a cop car.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
So the plan is for the team together at Arrowhead
Stadium for an exclusive celebration for only the players and
their families. Board a double decker a couple of double
decker buses for a parade through the city streets. How
many it takes it is there. The bus route will
be longer than previous years, and the hope is to
attract a similar sized crowd, but spread them thin so
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they don't go to shooting one another.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Well, perfect way to calm people down, shut them out
of the end of the whole process.
Speaker 5 (42:22):
Don't let them play that. That usually goes over well.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Well, so, uh yeah, all right, well outside of Kansas City,
I said, the national movie is kind of Chiefs fatigue.
All right, you know there's one of them. Everybody gets
on the bandwagon and need to get tired of them winning.
It goes I don't know them Swifties are holding up there.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yes, she was sporting it at the Grammys. You know
she had the Chiefs red on.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Ah right, let's see what happens. But y'all don't party
too hardy, like you got some cents done, ay said,
we better call hands and let's say if we get
them off to care. Next Big Shoe rolls on. Good Morning,
Big Show's on the radio. Coming up. We played Beating
the Blonde. If you can you went in a sort
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Click on the link at the Big Show dot com. Well,
(43:29):
so two things happened where I thought, better call Hanson.
There's mister baseball Bob Euker passed away, and I thought,
bet you Hanson knows something about him, maybe even met him.
And then it was taking about the funny guy. He's
one of the funniest guys everybody. He was on the
carson like over a hundred times like that. Then understanding
(43:50):
old Big Show friends gonna be joining Hanson in Saint Louis,
and we got him now on the line or here
it is, better call Hanson, good morning Hanson, thanks for
getting off the cat with his buddy.
Speaker 20 (44:01):
Hey, guys, so I'm watching the news the other night
and kind of paying half attention and I see this
picture on the screen and it's Brad Dean, our buddy
from Myrtle Beach. Remember him the promo we.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Had with him. Visit Myrtlebeats dot com.
Speaker 20 (44:17):
Absolutely we used to go down there on some vacations
we did and getting went to Puerto Rico for ten years.
Now he's coming to Saint Louis to be the CEO
of Explorer Saint Louis Wow, which is a convention center
and tourist situation. So I've been in touch with him
and I'm looking forward to see him again.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Great guy. Man.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Get him to spend some money with a big show,
and so we can do a vacation to Saint Louis with.
Speaker 20 (44:40):
You there you go everybody at one time. He can
stay at somebody else's house. So mister Baseball was in
nineteen sixty four World Series champions in Saint Louis. Very
funny guy. I was at a game one time. They
had umpop bands going through the stands, you know, German bands,
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And he goes over there and he takes a tuba
and he goes out on the field and he's catching
fly balls in a tuba. He done him the heck
out of it, but he had to buy the guy
a new one. So so then in Atlanta he came down.
He played with Gibson on that team, and I met
him in him and Tory and Gibson's office.
Speaker 8 (45:23):
Uh.
Speaker 20 (45:24):
And then I went upstairs and I'm sitting with a
skip carry in the press room having some food and
Yuker walks by and he says to me, so, you're
from Saint Louis, right, I went, yeah, yeah, you're a fan.
Whenever I think of Saint Louis, I think of Harry Cary,
you know. And it's really a shame that he never
had any children that were entered the business. I mean,
(45:46):
ships there going what And he walked away and I said, Skip,
he goes, ah, that's Yuke So anyway, uh he uh,
he's one of one of these guys who's just, as
you said, really funny. And one of the things he
said was that he had one story where he and
his dad were home and they had this ball. The
(46:08):
dad brought home a ball and he said, that's kind
of an athlete and we're kind of throwing it around.
He can't get a handle on it, and he keeps
dropping it and I get it to me and I
can't handle either. And he said, well, then a neighbor
came over and he says, you know what, that ball
is a lot better what you put air in it.
And then and then he said he was a rookie
(46:29):
at twenty eight years old. He was a rookie, and
he didn't want to look like a rookie when he
came up, so he was trying to kind of blend in.
And this one guy walked up and said, hey, rookie, welcome.
He said, how do you know I was a rookie?
He said, well, up here in the big wigs were
our jockstrap on the inside of b.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
In the front.
Speaker 20 (46:51):
And you remember he said he knew how to catch
Negro's ball.
Speaker 10 (46:55):
Yeah, he would.
Speaker 20 (46:58):
He would let it rolled and stopping he pick it
up to catch it. And then remember him in the
Major League movie that that one he's played the announcer
Harry Doyle, right, and his line was just a little
bit outside.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Just a little outside, Oh man, That's why I knew
you had to meet him, run into him during that.
Speaker 20 (47:23):
Sure he was fifty years with the Brewers, and he
was ninety years old, and he.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Was still calling games for the Brewers. Absolutely man at ninety,
that's wild, all right, good, So Tarry, thanks for getting
off the couch body. Well we'll let you go. And
uh do you work on that with our boy Brad Dan.
We need a Saint Louis vacation for Big Show and
no Big Show listeners.
Speaker 20 (47:46):
Oh sure, okay, okay, I think.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Well, let's play. I beat the Blonde game for the
bird Tee County Peanut Prize Pack one. Ain't hundred big show,
you told free Line, Well, get a contest and play
next
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
The big shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Hangout all right, listen you moug it's time to button
your yapp Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns,
John boyn Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's enormous. Say he's adorable, talking.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Doodle doo, humping out on in This Thursday, February is
six heading towards super Bowl weekends. Turn her up and
not chairs, boys and girls, everybody, Micah bowls on. Y'all
look good. There's some perfect faces for radio. What we
got here except y'all pretty girls?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Oh yeah, digging out, digging out.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
My eyes are up here.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
There is National Frozen Yogurt Day. You'll have you some
yogurt and it'll be good. Okay, National Chopsticks Day here.
I'm afraid that EA would a fork in a Chinese
restaurant there, hop sing, give me a fork and get
out the way.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I have mastered the chopsticks.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I have to say. The best chopstick story, though, involves Jackie.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
We were in Japan and all they had was where
they invented the chopstick, right right, and so Jackie says,
I can't eat with this stick. I need a fork.
So she asked the waitress for a fork, and we
were all just kind of waiting. Ten fifteen minutes goes
by and I wait and wave motion back.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
She needed a fork and you have to wait. He's
using it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Table The only four walk in the restaurant. Remember the
travel Minister of Tokyo when we were we broadcast there
for a week. I like, my buddy Kato walked down
the bathroom, stuffed him toilet tissue and in the back
of a shoe, and I like, he didn't know it
(02:29):
was there. It rolled out the whole way he was
going down line mean, Hi, how are you shop? Tato? Shopkto?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Don't get inserted on the fish market.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Then and then we had that buck teeth to the
saxophone player that was words. Remember what was she saying
singing White Christmas? No idea. I liked her accomptom us,
they're comforting us.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
You and Henry met him in the elevator maybe and
brought him.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
To the room. No, it was in the lounge the
night before.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I wouldn't go.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Tell me that was Swoopy that brought them. I had
tears in my eyes, and Randy got so mad at
me for laughing at him.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I couldn't help it because of Henry. I love these
stories and I was left behind in Charles.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So you're still working your way up the ladder there. Well,
it was terrible, like the morning show was at eight
o'clock at night, and with that, yeah, I had to
stay up late.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I was still up early for the show.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
That's right. You were making this a work back here home,
all right, John, that's why we do. We work together.
All right, It's all about tatter this morning. Huh, Taylor
and Jean Jah Gabour will explain that a little bit later.
All right, Yeah, you're awake, Big shows on the radio.
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. First
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win you some three days in history is where we're
gett Our categories I'll start in nineteen thirty five. February sixth,
(04:21):
the board game Monopoly went on sale nineteen thirty five.
Been around a while nineteen ninety three, to save a
eucalyptus tree from being destroyed, artist William Leroy moved into
the tree and declared it to be his official address.
I know how long you lasted up there in the
two we'll cut this tree down with bees doing that.
(04:47):
And in twenty fourteen, the US announced the band on
all carry on liquids on NonStop flights to Russia. The
move came directly before the start of the Winter Olympics
being held Asosha, Russia. One in Russian city is twenty fourteen.
Ten are what do we have this year?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
We got wonder librits.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Summer, We're going to the summer we did.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
We did summer and then we two years.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Oh, it's will be a year from this, all right, Well,
we'll keep me alerting sure. And leanwhile I said we
can get the winning beginning. One ain't hundred make shows
you told free line, come on play out birds next
(05:53):
good morning, This will make show on the radio or
only till you Thursday. Feature track from the Make Show
Big box. Don't I'm old man age football. We proba
won't be watching the games we get home.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
I know all about that.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Football's a few words at the big bu Upburst.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
John Boy Billy gave the prizes from the big prize.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Being let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 9 (06:30):
This should really be a lot of.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Fun when you're playing Upburst.
Speaker 10 (06:36):
Have a hurry up and.
Speaker 11 (06:37):
Guest time you have the best time.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You have a big shots. Let's say, hey, the Taylor
from Auburn at bab.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Shots her you'll do.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Hey, we all from day to coomrning here, buddy, let's
get that winn and begin and sounds like you ready
to go.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
We'll do it. Then five seconds. Three famous board games
ready go Monopoly, okay, Checker, all right, I'll day to
give us three trees, ready go Maple, Terry oak ma'am
(07:27):
for the win. Three things you cannot take on an airplane. Ready, go.
Speaker 12 (07:33):
A gun, a knife, and box cutters.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
And then.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You got your one hundred twenty dollars worth of bull
snot headed down to Auburn.
Speaker 10 (07:44):
There, Taylor?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
All right, thank you guys, war Eagle, Hey bottom of
the guy word tomboy news. Right on the other side
our time cats who fire the morning ride.
Speaker 10 (08:01):
Get us laugh.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It's been six coming out.
Speaker 12 (08:32):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
John Boy, go ahead, man here, how you're doing is
say you're mad your day.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
I'm mad, I'm madder Michelle Obamata Patay sample say now
I'm mad. Five boys, listen, I got our story of
the week. Washington strikes another blow against hurtfull stereotypes. The
words mother and father will be removed from US passport
(09:16):
applications and replaced with gender neutral terminology. Oh yeah, this
can't miss. According to a penhead who works for the
State Department, the words in the old form were mother
and father. They will now be called parent one and
parent two. May I just say, good work, State Department.
(09:39):
Y'all are really earning your money this month. These improvements
are being made to provide a gender neutral description of
a child's parents and recognition of different types of families. Alight,
first of all, they're not improvements. Second of all, my
big old book, in case you're wondering, says here the
(10:03):
decision to remove the traditional parenting names was not an
act of political correctness, Zach Right, and what would you
call it? Genius? Let's hear from Jennifer Kresler, the director
of the Family Equality Council. She shares a little story
about the day she and her female partner got passport
(10:26):
for her twin sons. He so it's not about political correctness,
but the first person they talk to is gay. Coincidence anyway,
this gal says, even though my partner was their legal
mother and had adopted them after I gave birth to them,
she still had to put her name in the father field.
(10:49):
That is both discriminatory and makes us feel like second
class citizens. Well, bless y'all's cause, maybe you could write
a children's book about it. You could call it Heather
has two passports. If you're wondering why this country's going through,
it might because we're paying people to work on stuff
(11:12):
like this. And by the way, they're genius. If you
gave birth to them, that would make you the mother.
In case none of y'all spend any time in the
fourth grade, every person that's ever been born had a
mother that was a woman and a father that was
a man. That ain't a hurtful stereotype. It's basic sign.
(11:36):
Daddy might have done his part with help from a
turkey basis, but he was definitely in on it a coo.
Well yeah, but mother and father makes some people feel
less included. Okay, a passport is good for ten years.
If you can't take getting your feelings hurt at least
once a decade, maybe you ain't ready to travel A
(12:00):
parent run and parent due How bad is this idea?
And hey, how do they decide who gets to be wanting?
Who gets to be two? I can see him arguing
at the airport already. Also, your parent won? I think? No, Hey,
all you do is sit around watching the Bravo chatl
all day. I'm out there in the real world dressing
(12:20):
dummies up for the front window. Amazing. In other words, girlfriend,
I'm parent won. Yeah? Yeah, hey't Sam and Louise, y'all
have you little hissying home. I'm trying to get groups
so I can get on the plane and take ease
nerve racking kits and this now shut around, shut up
(12:40):
and quit running, my lord, John boy man, y'all have
a nice day.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Shaun boy and Billy.
Speaker 12 (12:49):
Yeah, good morning rad yell dumb right.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Good morning. It's a big show on a radio override
a damn and tomorrow Rady gets some time today. Look
through some of them commercials he's supposed to rate for
USA todays. I want him super Bowl commercial rateing panel
deal thing.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
I better get on it before everybody's already seen them.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Huh, I love man. Well, let's do a little big
show exclusive behind the scenes here.
Speaker 9 (13:48):
This is it, the moment when all America comes together
for the biggest football game of the year, A moment
as american as a red, white and blue fanny packed
full of apple pie. This is what America is all about.
It's a moment so big it's costing US five million
(14:11):
dollars to be a part of. Yes, Buddy Beer is
spending our total annual ad budget just to be part
of this special moment with a price tag like that,
we didn't have the budget to hire a big A
list celebrity to deliver our message. Instead, we're going to
use b roll shots from a stock footage company to
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tell our student Buddy Beer salutes everything that makes America great,
Like this lovely drone shot of a field of wheat
at sunrise, and this hard working farmer throwing a bale
of hay into the barn. And how about this adorable
kid playing with an impossibly cute puppy while a majestic
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stallion gallops by in slow motion. Nothing says America like
a kid with a puppy and a horse in slow motion.
But it takes more than a bunch of hay seed
turdkickers to tell the Buddy Beer story. So here's a
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thirty something hipster riding his bike to work in the
big city. Here's a group of millennials sitting around a
reclaimed wood table in a trendy restaurant. Such a perfect
ethnic balance. Here's an old man blowing out a buttload
of candles on a birthday kick. He's surrounded by a
group of people way too young to be this excited
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about hanging out with somebody this old. That says, Buddy
Beer makes you a better person. Here's a woman in
a wheelchair crossing the finish line and a marathon. Yes,
Buddy Beer loves handicapped people too, except I guess we're
supposed to call them differently. Eight something. Oh, and this
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is a big one. A soldier coming off a plane
at the airport. That's right, Buddy beer supports the troops too,
as if anybody in their right mind doesn't support the troops. Now,
a montage of happy faces, all of whom apparently like
buddy beer. A group of good looking college bros out
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for a night on the town, the old guy that
just blew out the candles again, and wheelchair marathon lady.
Here's two guys hugging. They might be brothers, or they
could be gay. We'll let you connect the dots on that.
This ad is running in the middle of the third quarter.
The moment when your team has fallen behind and started
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to make some incredibly boneheaded mistakes on the way to
an embarrassing defeat they'll have to live with for the
next six months. In other words, the perfect time to
enjoy an ice cold buddy beer. This is a moment
for all America. From maldy Trump humpers who love farmers
and horses and fireworks to hissy fit pitching progressives who
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can't get enough, people in wheelchairs, and pairs of men
who may or may not be gay. There's one thing
we can all agree on in America today. There's more
reason to drink than Patala before. So forget the way
your team stunk it up today, take the edge off
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with an ice cold Buddy Beer. Buddy the beer for
winners and losers, Drinka America Buddy Brewing Company, Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 13 (17:47):
Good morning, rolling through the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. I'm enchanted morning. You may hear
the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Where's my big bag?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Who can't be topical?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Good Thursday morning, It's a big show on the radio.
Looking at birthdays, is Ronald Reagan would have been one
hundred and fourteen today, Babe Ruth would have been one
hundred and thirty today, and Bob Marley he would have
been what I don't know. I didn't write that down,
(19:08):
but I just thought was deep. At all three, Bob Marley,
Ronald Reagan, and Babe Ruth all had the same birthday today.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
That's freaky cool.
Speaker 10 (19:16):
And then.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Well, I can't do.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
That.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I'm saving up Jean Jacques Gabor's birthday to celebrate her
twin sister. At the bottom of the hour. We'll all
get into that of course. Right now, super Bowl commercials
we're talking about while ago Man, Billy Crystal, and Meg Ryan.
It's gonna appear in a Super Bowl ad for Hellman's Mayonnaise.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
I've actually seen that one.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
I'll have what She's having.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
The actors reunited in New York City's Cat's Delhi, which
was the location of the infamous fake climac scene in
the nineteen eighty nine romantic comedy The Unforgettable. Punchline was
delivered by another dinner.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I'll have what she's Yeah, Okay, I mean I get
I give that.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
She she still performs that pretty well.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
It's believable, all right, so it is good. So they
just re enacted the scene.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Yeah, they did like that.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
So they set it up like they're older and anything.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
No, just you just I guess the trailer that I
saw just that they just kind of like open up
with that shot of them sitting there at the table
and she puts some mayonnaise on her sandwich.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
So the Hellman's Mayonnaises is what gets.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
Yeah, instead of the instead of the verbiage of you know,
do women fake it?
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Yeah, they don't go over all that.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Okay, good I think everybody, all right, I think is
the first thing Meg Ryan's done in probably twenty years
haven't seen. So she's still looking pretty good.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
You know, she still looks a little bit like Meg.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
She's you know people, some people have said she's gotten
into the plastic surgery and the fillers and stuff, but.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
I mean, you know, everybody's got a age, right.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Well, enjoy your mayonnaise. Well, good morning, Big shows on
the radio. Coming up, we played John Boydge. Everyday winner
gets a hardcover copy of James Gregory's autobiography, A Bushel
of Beans and Peck of Tomatoes, The Life and Times
of the Funniest Man in America. It includes the bookmark.
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It's autographed by James. It's available now at Funniestman dot
com wherever books are sold. Get yours right here in minutes. First,
we got a lost song Thursday going on. Of course,
we went back with the most requested tunes we had
in twenty twenty four. We colick off the year with
that and then got the thing and look at that
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with something that we haven't heard in a while. Let's
take Thursday and find out why. Here is your first
entry by Ricky be Sharp.
Speaker 11 (21:59):
Ricky, it'll be a scary how to weed story.
Speaker 14 (22:03):
Well, I don't rightly know any But did I ever
tell you about the gal I dated right before you?
Speaker 11 (22:08):
I don't want to hear about your conquest.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Too, Like I already wrote the song.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I dated lots of different girls.
Speaker 11 (22:19):
Some were better than the others.
Speaker 15 (22:23):
This one half Or she was really something special, like
nothing else I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh lord, she.
Speaker 15 (22:30):
Had claws instead of hand, and a tale just like
the devil.
Speaker 10 (22:37):
She worked for Ringling Brothers Barnam Bailey, and.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
All three eyes were green looking out.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
That girl was pretty wild now Or was a circus freak.
Her feet were kindly hoofy.
Speaker 15 (22:50):
Her nose was just a me she had for like
a badger, always raw meat. I had to train with
Lize her time we meet.
Speaker 10 (22:59):
She ain't right.
Speaker 16 (23:01):
She ain't right, and that's all right with me. Hey,
she's a circus freaking circus freak.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
She signed you a freaking now.
Speaker 16 (23:21):
Everybody's slaying circus freaking circus freaking. Her dad was lobster
boy and her mama's monkey woman. She got freaky with
bananas and drawn butter, getting wheel down right of sea.
Speaker 10 (23:39):
While you're explaining cell spent some time alone.
Speaker 15 (23:42):
She says, I'll leave the door to my cage open.
Speaker 16 (23:48):
I find her body, heads off us and chickens.
Speaker 10 (23:51):
I peed my pants and scream.
Speaker 15 (23:55):
That girl was crazy, kinky Michael, circus freak. She gave
the kind of key that's what always please.
Speaker 10 (24:02):
That girl was barely human.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
That was kind of me I.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Always wore protection. Didn't please.
Speaker 16 (24:10):
She ain't right, She ride, and that's all ride with me. Hey,
she's a circus freak, circus freak. She signs your freaking now,
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Jackie sing, circus freak on.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
The circus free.
Speaker 10 (24:39):
The girl's a circus freak.
Speaker 16 (24:43):
She's a circus freak, circus freaking.
Speaker 10 (24:46):
She SIGs your freaking.
Speaker 16 (24:51):
She's still a freaky girl. It's been forever since I've
seen her.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
I hear she got a job they really suits her,
and a Walmart greater. She ain't right, she ain't right,
and that's all right.
Speaker 11 (25:21):
Long did she have tentacles?
Speaker 17 (25:24):
No, stupid give me the girl.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Got a good bait. We can't answer it, oh Rick, Well,
let's play some John Boy Jeopardy right here. That's review
yesterday's question. We found out one of the world's largest
stockpiles of nuclear weapons are stored at a US Naval
submarine base near Seattle, and their security force includes these
trained animals.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
What are dolphins?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Dolphins? They even had some special grills put in their mouth,
and he was saying, goes, hold on to Uskuba diver
A hate careful out there alright, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
Relative to the size of their bodies. These dogs have
the biggest brain in the dog world.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Who is triumphant insult comic?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Oh that dog.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
He seems like he's a really smart girl. But no,
what y'all got one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line across America. We play John Boy Jepitey next
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Good Thursday morning, there's a big show on al Radio.
We gotta feature track from the Big Show bed Box,
perfect for your Valentine's John Boy and Billy album. The
grumpy old man hates football. Ladies agree with that. He
word his football at the mid box at the Big
Show dot com there right now, let's play Yeah live
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across America.
Speaker 18 (27:18):
It's John Boy Jeffary and now a man who loves
football almost as much as he loves his dogs. And
this Sunday his money is on Team Rough to take
the Barkie Trophy in rovertime.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
He's John.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Yes, they're doing the Puppy Bowl.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
They had a Barbara out of Greenville, Tennessee. Good morning, Barbara,
Good morning, John Boy the man. I'm all right, glad.
How are you doing, Barbara? I am awesome, good well,
thank you first all right, we'll see you keep in touch. Well,
(28:05):
you do have the first shot at John boyje everty
this morning. Relative to the size of their bodies, these
dogs have the biggest brain in the dog world. So
what's you think, Baba La.
Speaker 12 (28:17):
I'm gonna have to go with the best or a beagle.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
A beagle? All right? Is it a beagle? And it
was a little smart dogs? Oh my little Rocky. Last
bagel that I had, good snap, I got a little
buddy smellers of sailor little Buddy.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Well, we appreciate you playing baby. You try again sometime, all.
Speaker 9 (28:44):
Right, Okay, I will thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Monny, Okay, you have a great day. Let's go to
Michael in Mount Solon, Virginia. Good morning, Michael, Good morning,
Hey Boddy. All right, you up man. We know it's
not a beagle with the vega's brain. Relative to the
size of their bodies in the dog world. So it
was a little him there. What you think of Michael,
(29:08):
Let's say, is it a Chihuahua.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Necessarily the smart?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Oh no, they're very smart. Yeah, we've got experience shocked.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
Now.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
The only thing is if you go to the house
train at chihuahua, you gotta remember tiny dog, tiny bladder,
so you know.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
And tiny little duties.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Yeah, well that's not so much that. Yeah, but yeah,
that's the only thing.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
We We had to train a little stupid to the
pea Patsau.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
We'll keep that in mind.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
But she was very easy to train.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
We're talking about the chihuaha still.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Yeah, the wife has been house training for a year.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Hey, well, Michael worked out for you. Body hardcovered copy
of James's autobiography I'm in your way, Boddie.
Speaker 8 (30:01):
I thank you, not my first time calling.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
All right, get out of mile up on the mountain
way about the hour and top of you. Get back
to our lost song. Thursday another one found by Riggs
yards up. Good morning. That's a big showing. They over
(31:00):
for you. Thursday, February sixth I lost a song Thursday
found another one then Blade go have me out with
a title data us so it was a long one.
Reggy Sharp right.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Yeah, when my Lucy's mad at me, it makes me po.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
Makes me won't po e Oh yeah, he just made it,
you know, fit the song When my Lucy's mad at Me.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
It makes me p o. Well, you know we're gonna
have him singer.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
I was just trying to help him.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Well, I bet you did. Okay, he's gonna sound a
lot better right now. Reggae be yarp Our Lost song Thursday.
Speaker 14 (31:44):
When my Lucy, When my Lucy's mad at me, it
makes me po getting my pants over, oh broke.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
She goes wild and then she wants to start a rumbull.
I take a tumble.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Now.
Speaker 19 (32:00):
I'm not the kind of fella who will back down
from a little barroom scrapping that don't happen. But when
Lucy cots that eyebrow, that's when the wet spot eye
my blue jean starts.
Speaker 14 (32:15):
Whoa no, when my Lucy, when my Lucy's mad at me,
it makes me peel in my pants ol. I say,
oh hell no.
Speaker 19 (32:25):
And when I see that looks she gets I'm scared
to death my own wife.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
And if I don't look fast, she whips.
Speaker 11 (32:35):
My where are you you little half furt casey?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Whoa whoa?
Speaker 14 (32:43):
When my Lucy way, When my Lucy's mad at me,
her fists start flying and I start crying.
Speaker 19 (32:51):
She gives me wedgees and lord, it hurts so bad.
I'm about to be a cripple. And then she tweeks
my niphbor.
Speaker 14 (33:00):
Not what up?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Those sissy boys that wears their hair up in a
man bun?
Speaker 10 (33:04):
Breaks lee.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I don't sit down to people, but my knees turned
into the jelly which he rolls up a newspaper.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Instance up, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 10 (33:15):
Sit down?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Get your women.
Speaker 11 (33:21):
You're just making it.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Worse may possible?
Speaker 11 (33:24):
You are really want to get it this time?
Speaker 10 (33:26):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Wait, wait, wait what did I do?
Speaker 10 (33:28):
What did I do? You know that? Well?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
What you did?
Speaker 13 (33:31):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
The listener so long, you're gonna have to be more specific.
Speaker 11 (33:35):
That was my favorite pair of underwear.
Speaker 14 (33:38):
I said, I was sorry I needed a cover for
the grill and it was a perfect fIF hell at fifty.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Grill about thinking you severa whoa whoa?
Speaker 19 (33:46):
And my loose elf and my LUs is mad at
me and it makes me be in my papers up
my shortcer, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
And when she finally calms down.
Speaker 14 (33:58):
We go to dinner and a slip and we have makeup,
sex and the loved it best.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I'll tell you what you are one pot mama when
you ain't beating.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
A tar out of me.
Speaker 11 (34:11):
Ah, you are such a sleep talker.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Hey, hold on a second again.
Speaker 16 (34:17):
Is this a new bra?
Speaker 14 (34:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (34:19):
You like it?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Wait a minute, what would you do with the old one?
Speaker 10 (34:22):
I threw it out?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Dad, Come it, listie. I was gonna make a havoc
gun of that.
Speaker 10 (34:26):
Why are you look?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I shut the place.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Damn, don't take me.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
It's a party now, now out with the popcorn down front.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Of Good Morning. It's a big seawan the radio Thursday Morning. Well,
(35:18):
a new year means a new you, as they say,
and here to put that theory to the test is
the artist formerly known as Astro Nerd. So you're still
working on you act?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
I'm fine?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
How are you happy?
Speaker 10 (35:30):
New Year?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Jon Boy?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
And yes, I'm still working on my act, you see,
John Boy.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
In the world of comedy, is this gonna take long?
Speaker 10 (35:41):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (35:41):
In the world of comedy, my fellow comedians and I
are always refining and perfecting our craft, searching for that
one perfect stick carrot top is a prop comic. Jeff
Foxworthy does that whole You might be a redneck if
stuff Eli Manning does the sports stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Eli mann isn't really a comedian, tell.
Speaker 10 (36:02):
Me about it.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
He stinks.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
But I'm working on something called Nietsch giggles. That sounds
like a stripper's name.
Speaker 10 (36:13):
Stealing.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
So I've got asked for all these different Nietzche markets.
You know what I'm saying, boat shows and sales meetings,
Big Parma you mean big Pharma, No, big Parma, and
my Italians throw a lot of shindy eggs. But the
one I'm getting ready for is a big golf banquet.
You want to preview?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Say yes, yes, yo, awesome?
Speaker 8 (36:34):
Do my.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, let's get this over with. Here's
your headliner joke nerd five. That's one over four. I'm
that good.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
So have we got any golfers in the audience? You
think I'm a big golf guy. I love being on
the green. I like big putts and I cannot lie.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Oh okay, Jackie.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Well, of course, interesting thing about golf, No matter how
bad you are, you could always be worse, thank you.
But there's lots of ways to improve your game, take lessons, practice,
or my favorite cheat I play in the eighties. If
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it gets any warmer than that, I get dehydrated. Stater
of the eighties indicate if the guy I'm playing against
can't remember if he had a five or six on
a hole, I just put down an eight because he's
a damn liar. This guy knows what I'm talking about.
(37:45):
People ask me in my handicap, I'm telling him I
know how to add correctly. A golfer is only as
good as his clubs. I learned that a long time ago.
Never buy a putter until you see how far you
can throw it.
Speaker 10 (38:01):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
You know what they say.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
If you hit it to the left, it's a slice.
If you hit it to the right, it's a hook.
If you hit it straight, it's a miracle. This guy
knows what I'm talking about. A friend of mine gave
me a tip on how to take five strokes off
my game. It's called an eraser. Well, at least he
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got it. The last time I played, I hit two
good balls. I stepped on a rate. Golf is big
on TV. I don't know what the policy is.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I call.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Golf's big on TV. You know why golf announcers whisper.
They don't want to wake up the people watching the game.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
I was playing with a friend last fall.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
We were getting ready to tee off on the eleventh hole,
and then we saw this funeral procession going past. My
friend took off his hat. He bowed his head as
the hearst passes. I said, boy, that there is a
class move. It's really nice to see some respect in
this world. And he said, well, I felt I had to.
We were married for thirty five.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Years and see not great but also not great.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
So you're saying I'm getting better. Listen.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I'll be back next month.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I'm doing a show for a nudist camping a policy
on wiener joes. They're not very long. Get it more
awful than you, I tell you by my new girlfriend.
She's a stripper named nietzsch giggles.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
If I were saying you're welcome once again.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Damn play a well done later, Good morning, there's a.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Big show on the radio. Hell are you Lindsay Primouse?
Speaker 8 (39:49):
Here?
Speaker 17 (39:50):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily do some of culture and edification every morning
from these two delightful lands. John boy and Billy right
here on the big show. You know, I hate to
break it to you boys, but where I come from,
your old Yankees?
Speaker 10 (40:06):
Who I thought this batty.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
That's a big showing the radio, and we're gonna have
one him better call handsome moments here considering mister baseball Bob,
you ker go, we'll get hands on off the couch
here in a couple of minutes. Of course, Super Bowl Sunday,
(41:02):
This Sunday, Kansas City Chiefs gonna try to three peat.
Nobody has ever won three Super Bowls in a row.
They met last week and regardless of the outcome of
the game is Sunday. Last week, more than one hundred
city leaders, from politicians to law enforcement and hospital heads
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met to discuss plans in case that happens. The Chiefs
win and three p the public celebration historically held at
Union Station is off the table. I know, if you
remember this last year, a gunfight at the rally after
they won the Super Bowl injured twenty two people and
they even killed a radio host that was out there
(41:44):
at Lisa Lopez Gal.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
But wow, I didn't know about the radio host. But yeah,
I remember the fire on the they overturned a cop car.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
So the plan is for the team together at Arrowhead
Stadium for an exclusive celebration for only the players and
their families. Board a double decker a couple of double
decker buses for a parade through the city streets. How
many it takes it is there. The bus route will
be longer than previous years, and the hope is to
attract a similar sized crowd, but spread them thin so
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they don't go to shooting one another.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Well, perfect way to calm people down, shut them out
of the end of the whole process.
Speaker 5 (42:22):
Don't let them play that. That usually goes over well.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Well, so, uh yeah, all right, well outside of Kansas City,
I said, the national movie is kind of Chiefs fatigue.
All right, you know there's one of them. Everybody gets
on the bandwagon and need to get tired of them winning.
It goes I don't know them Swifties are holding up there.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yes, she was sporting it at the Grammys. You know
she had the Chiefs red on.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Ah right, let's see what happens. But y'all don't party
too hardy, like you got some cents done, ay said,
we better call hands and let's say if we get
them off to care. Next Big Shoe rolls on. Good Morning,
Big Show's on the radio. Coming up. We played Beating
the Blonde. If you can you went in a sort
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Click on the link at the Big Show dot com. Well,
(43:29):
so two things happened where I thought, better call Hanson.
There's mister baseball Bob Euker passed away, and I thought,
bet you Hanson knows something about him, maybe even met him.
And then it was taking about the funny guy. He's
one of the funniest guys everybody. He was on the
carson like over a hundred times like that. Then understanding
(43:50):
old Big Show friends gonna be joining Hanson in Saint Louis,
and we got him now on the line or here
it is, better call Hanson, good morning Hanson, thanks for
getting off the cat with his buddy.
Speaker 20 (44:01):
Hey, guys, so I'm watching the news the other night
and kind of paying half attention and I see this
picture on the screen and it's Brad Dean, our buddy
from Myrtle Beach. Remember him the promo we.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Had with him. Visit Myrtlebeats dot com.
Speaker 20 (44:17):
Absolutely we used to go down there on some vacations
we did and getting went to Puerto Rico for ten years.
Now he's coming to Saint Louis to be the CEO
of Explorer Saint Louis Wow, which is a convention center
and tourist situation. So I've been in touch with him
and I'm looking forward to see him again.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Great guy. Man.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Get him to spend some money with a big show,
and so we can do a vacation to Saint Louis with.
Speaker 20 (44:40):
You there you go everybody at one time. He can
stay at somebody else's house. So mister Baseball was in
nineteen sixty four World Series champions in Saint Louis. Very
funny guy. I was at a game one time. They
had umpop bands going through the stands, you know, German bands,
(45:04):
And he goes over there and he takes a tuba
and he goes out on the field and he's catching
fly balls in a tuba. He done him the heck
out of it, but he had to buy the guy
a new one. So so then in Atlanta he came down.
He played with Gibson on that team, and I met
him in him and Tory and Gibson's office.
Speaker 8 (45:23):
Uh.
Speaker 20 (45:24):
And then I went upstairs and I'm sitting with a
skip carry in the press room having some food and
Yuker walks by and he says to me, so, you're
from Saint Louis, right, I went, yeah, yeah, you're a fan.
Whenever I think of Saint Louis, I think of Harry Cary,
you know. And it's really a shame that he never
had any children that were entered the business. I mean,
(45:46):
ships there going what And he walked away and I said, Skip,
he goes, ah, that's Yuke So anyway, uh he uh,
he's one of one of these guys who's just, as
you said, really funny. And one of the things he
said was that he had one story where he and
his dad were home and they had this ball. The
(46:08):
dad brought home a ball and he said, that's kind
of an athlete and we're kind of throwing it around.
He can't get a handle on it, and he keeps
dropping it and I get it to me and I
can't handle either. And he said, well, then a neighbor
came over and he says, you know what, that ball
is a lot better what you put air in it.
And then and then he said he was a rookie
(46:29):
at twenty eight years old. He was a rookie, and
he didn't want to look like a rookie when he
came up, so he was trying to kind of blend in.
And this one guy walked up and said, hey, rookie, welcome.
He said, how do you know I was a rookie?
He said, well, up here in the big wigs were
our jockstrap on the inside of b.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
In the front.
Speaker 20 (46:51):
And you remember he said he knew how to catch
Negro's ball.
Speaker 10 (46:55):
Yeah, he would.
Speaker 20 (46:58):
He would let it rolled and stopping he pick it
up to catch it. And then remember him in the
Major League movie that that one he's played the announcer
Harry Doyle, right, and his line was just a little
bit outside.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Just a little outside, Oh man, That's why I knew
you had to meet him, run into him during that.
Speaker 20 (47:23):
Sure he was fifty years with the Brewers, and he
was ninety years old, and he.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Was still calling games for the Brewers. Absolutely man at ninety,
that's wild, all right, good, So Tarry, thanks for getting
off the couch body. Well we'll let you go. And
uh do you work on that with our boy Brad Dan.
We need a Saint Louis vacation for Big Show and
no Big Show listeners.
Speaker 20 (47:46):
Oh sure, okay, okay, I think.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Well, let's play. I beat the Blonde game for the
bird Tee County Peanut Prize Pack one. Ain't hundred big show,
you told free Line, Well, get a contest and play
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