February 29, 2024 • 49 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll dig into a radio first with G-Man Melvin Purvis… - Hoyt and the Jr. Nation Band scrub off “Nerve Wracking Woman.. - Bill Silvers checks in with another one of his political Top 10 lists.. - Doug Rice updates us on all things NASCAR.. - and we’ll finish up today with a musical tribute to Jackie’s Boobs…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
The Big Show's on the radio, and more Big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and not
their Big show. I like the way they talk. They're funny, ah,
not funny queers, that's what they say. Anyhow, I figured
out why John Boy has a hard time getting started
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I ain't gotten the gaze cogging DOODLEO. Hopn't at them.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It is Thursday, February twenty ninth, leap yere day. You're
sharing the at least you're starting your extra day this
year off with the big Yo.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
And we can't peg en up anyway. We could thank
him enough. I think you could thank them by doing
a little boxcat.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
If I tols how it is and you're here right
there it is, I want to want to wonder, uh huh,
what's it?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Then?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
With leap here Day, you might ask, I love this guy?
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Yeah, catch up right, Well let.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Me take it from here, Bob.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
A day added to the calendar every four years to
bring it in line with the Earth's orbit. If you're
wondering why every four years we got it, that's what
this gout dou man. Because see y'all, the planet's actual
orbit takes three hundred and sixty five point two four
to two days. So if you take that two four
(02:12):
to two two, then multiply that by four, you'll get
something has to do with it.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Maybe Bob's now, Bob, Bob's cads. I ain't got no idea,
John bar. I know it's National Toast Day, be cause
we get on that all right, making toast, to make
some toasts. Then hey, today's rare disease to day.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
A good.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Really celebrate, No, Bob, we don't want to do that,
all right, Tayer, we can leave.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
All right, so, uh, I believe it about covers it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So it's national time refunday. You can't get this signback
on this leap here days.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Let's just go home with her, all right, you all?
John boy?
Speaker 8 (03:06):
They shows on the radio, well.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, good morning, got the Big Show on the radio.
First prize pack we played for today, one of those
Southern Ease for Riding packs the Southerneast Trading Company. Check
them out when you click on the link at the
Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Jack got that full.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
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JB be get twenty five percent off your first or to.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Thank you dog too.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Check out the dog treats Luther we be twenty one
to Well, let's get you set up for it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Three dates in history where we'll.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Get our categories. Well, let's go way back to twelve
eighty eight. Wow, wow, they keep up with this dating
to history. Well, it was a law in Scotland that
made it illegal for man to refuse to marry a
woman who proposed on leap Day. Wow, the only day
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women could propose marriage, twelve eighty eight. They had leap
years back there.
Speaker 9 (04:08):
Yeah, so, no world, wasn't there something like that in
our youth called Sadie Hawkins Day or something like that.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Sounds married. That was some dance I think we have. Yes, yeah, yes,
does that was you? I don't know about marry them.
They just asked you. Then you say, a woman coming
at you kind of ugly, you run. No, men came
out of their houses.
Speaker 10 (04:29):
They just stay in the woods, just didn't get around anybody.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Let's move up to nineteen oh six, when Ladies Home
Journal reported that women of good birth and breeding long
ago discarded the use of perfumes.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I could have used those back in twelve eighty eighty.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Year Ladies Home Journal missed the mark on the perfumes and.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Finally was on this date.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
In nineteen sixty, fifty six year old f agent named
Melvin Purvis died after shooting himself. You know, Purvis has
two claims to fame. He was the FBI agent who
shot John Dillinger, public Enemy number one, kind of famous
for that. In his second claim to fame, he was
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the first person to burp on live radio. And we
will celebrate that fact a little bit later.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Of course, that's the way we roll. All right. Well,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
There's your three categories one eight hundred big shows you
told free line across America. We'll play out birds next.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
You a big show on the radio. Today's feature track
from the Big Show bit Box Jackie's Boobs.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yes, another one of our favorite songs about our girls
in the studio. We're covering me from a portion of
ourn record ERTs for keyword Jackie's booze.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, good luck, gotta go.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Just do that when you're at the bet Box. Oh yeah,
when you go to the Big Show dot Com. All right,
you can't winning book uppers.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Let's play uppers.
Speaker 11 (06:39):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
John Bod and Bully give.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The prizes from the big prize be let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 12 (06:52):
This shoot really be a lot of fun playing ups.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Have a way up and this time you want to
you want a big shirt.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Let's say, Hey, Rooster from Clarksburg, West Virginia, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Rooster, Good morning, buddy. I guess you shine in the
morning time.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
Roster.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, all right, buddy, Well, let's get you through these
three categories.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Should not be a problem? Gets you head big old
see what should not be a problem at all?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
All right, well, here we go then and then five seconds.
Three laws you have to follow.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Ready go?
Speaker 7 (07:46):
No speeding, no killing, and no rubbing.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
The good ones. Three good ones. I wanted to know
which one you thought was good. No, I'm just pulling
for a rooster here, I mean, let me get back
on track here. Oh yeah, three women's perfumes. Oh can
you do it? Ready go? I got obsession Jean Natanan
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red door.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Well you sure didn't do it. You had him sitting
right there in the counter. All right, rooster for the wind.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Don't judge. Three things you can make with yeast. Ready go.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Oh, beer, wine and bread.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well you did it and that was right out of nowhere,
Melvin purpose the Fleischman's useless what he burped during? All right, congratulations, Rooster,
you got your prize back.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Head up to Clarksburg for you. I thank you guys
very much. You got it. Budy, glad you want hang on.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Alright, We're gonna jump out cut you up on your
news right on the other side of time capsule like
we do for Thursday morning early risers. Card Teller's gonna
tell us the story twenty minute.
Speaker 13 (09:38):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 14 (09:54):
Thank you, John Boy, you're wel good morning everybody. It's
mister Rubar here for some Hume this morning. Mister good morning, Randy.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Say you buy for hume?
Speaker 14 (10:07):
Does your wife know you're wearing her shoes?
Speaker 8 (10:09):
Actually?
Speaker 15 (10:10):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
What about the blouse?
Speaker 16 (10:14):
I laid it out last night. This is something my mother,
my mother says, you know, just like you like it
and it'll quit. Thanks mom.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Now I'll make you laugh. Why do termites I'll take
that bed? I mean, what do termites say? It works?
What do they have for breakfast? Oak meal?
Speaker 14 (10:45):
What kind of school does a carpenter go to? Boarding school?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Board?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
What are you buyd bazooka bubblegum or something?
Speaker 14 (10:57):
No, but you know that Pazuka Joe's turtleneck that goes
up over his nose. That might be a good look
for you. A man came round in hospital after a
serious accident. He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
The doctor said, I know, I've cut your arms off.
(11:20):
What do you call a cow that lives in an igloo?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
An eski mood?
Speaker 14 (11:26):
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid,
the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off after the flash on his camera malfunction?
What did Satan get back from the drug store? What
prints of darkness? Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone
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wire because the line was busy?
Speaker 8 (11:57):
Get it?
Speaker 14 (11:59):
Are there blood banks in England?
Speaker 8 (12:02):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I get that answer? Mate?
Speaker 15 (12:07):
You don't know?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Do you know? We don't know? I don't either. But
there's a Liverpool.
Speaker 14 (12:16):
And what was on the license plate of the pickup
truck of the sheep farmer?
Speaker 8 (12:20):
What you haul?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
That's a baby sheep.
Speaker 11 (12:27):
You've been buying Jegermeister again.
Speaker 14 (12:30):
No, but that's not a bad idea. Now, this is
the story of zeba Dayah, a farmer who was in
the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young laying
hens called pullets, and eight or ten roosters.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
What a pullets got funny? Roosters sounded kind of weird too.
Speaker 14 (12:49):
Yeah, the roosters haven't got me concentrating. It was their
job to fertilize the eggs. See when a rooster likes
a hen very very much.
Speaker 9 (13:00):
Well.
Speaker 14 (13:00):
Zeb kept careful records in Any rooster that didn't perform
came out of the starting lineup and went right into
the soup pot. All this record keeping took an awful
lot of Zeb's time. So Zeb got a set of
tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Now, each
bell had a different tone, so that Zeb could tell
from a distance which rooster was performing. Hit set on
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the porch and fill out efficiency report.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Simply by listening to the bell.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Now, where are they working in the hotel lobby?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
You try to find a bell at six o'clock.
Speaker 14 (13:36):
Anyway, Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster and a fine one.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
He was too.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
Rooster.
Speaker 14 (13:46):
But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell
had not rung at all, so he went to investigate. Well,
the other roosters were chasing pullets. Bells are ringing. One
of the pullets. Would hear the roosters coming and would
run for cover, and who can blame them? But to
Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so
(14:09):
it couldn't ring in his what beak? Oh, his little
rooster lips?
Speaker 9 (14:13):
How does he go back if his mouth is full?
Speaker 14 (14:15):
Shut up ring hit sneak up on a pullet, get
busy and walk on to the next one.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Huh.
Speaker 14 (14:23):
Zeb was so proud of Brewster the Rooster that he
entered him in the County Fair, and Brewster was an
overnight sensation. The judges awarded him the no Bell Peace
Prize and the pullet Surprise Pullet.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
The surprise Yeah.
Speaker 14 (14:40):
Get out, I'm getting I'm mister rubarb, saying I'm mister rubarb.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Hey you wanna bar my blouse? Fuck you? Jun boy
and Dilly, Good morning, read yell dumb right, good morning.
(15:27):
Big shows on the radio. Got around here we go.
Speaker 11 (15:34):
And now it's story tilled with your host Carl Children's
m h.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I've seen this movie the other night. It is made
by that fella and his mouth down there in Florida.
It's called SnO White. I'll tell you about it if
you want me too. What's upon a time? They're their
little old girl names no White, gee, the party little thing,
no better than a squirrel. But she didn't get much sun.
(16:06):
She she's kindly fair skin, and then big old red
lips hers made her look even more pale. She lived
with her daddy, the king, in a great, big old castle.
Some folks calls it a palace. I called it the castle.
Her mama, the Queen, she passed on when she had
just a little baby. One day, her daddy beggar, and
(16:28):
he's in my tired of living alone. He married up
to some mean old gal to be snow White step
mama and be the new queen. Did kind of cruel
the snow White right off. She was jealous, how party
little snow White wasn't all The queen was old and
give out. She had this talkie mirror that kept telling
(16:50):
her that snow White was a whole lot prettier than
she was. She didn't come into that none of tall.
So she got this hunter that lived there in the
castle to take snow White into the wood do her
in with this big old bowie knife. He told it
around with him, but I reckon he didn't have his
glasses on. He plumb missed now White and killed the
big old boar hog against dead, cut its heart plumb
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out so he could trick the queen into thinking that
he killed snow White. Snow White seed him as stabbing
that hog. She runs off summers. She wanted her to
smike into a house full of midgets. They all had
funny names like Snoopy, Droopy, Loopy Poopy, and Dumbo whatnot.
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They were mighty happy to have a woman around. Back
over here to the castle. That mean old queen was
living high on the hog. Think of snow White was
dead done? That talkie mayror loot the cat out of
the bag, told her snow White still alive. She reckoned.
She better knew the job herself. She put on a mask,
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went to the midian's house toting the poison apple. Have
little fellers. He's working at the mine there, digging up rocks.
They're little stobs and whatnot. The queen tricks snow White
in't taking a bite of that poison apple, and she
fainted dead away them Midian's come waddling on home after
long day, found her late after her. They were screaming,
(18:21):
watch kill snow white firm, watch kill snow white fern.
They sealed her up in this big old glass crate
in the lawn there right out in the front yard.
Here the sprinkler. They reckon, I'd figured i'd keep her fresh,
and if a big snow sit in during the winter,
they can make stew out her if I had to.
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She kept pretty good in that box, I reckon. That
mean old queen was happy on account of that talking
mare told her that she was the best looking one around. Now, well, sir,
along coming, it's good looking Prince Feller. He stopped over
to Midgets to go to the toilet and have a sandwich.
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He saw snow White in that box out there in
the lawn. He fell blooming in love with her. It
didn't bother him that she was dead. I thought that
part was my odd He's probably a city feller. Well, sir,
he gave her a big old kiss. She come to
right quick, mean old queen was asking that talkie mayor
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who was the best looking gal around. One day, that
mayor told her that she was all right for a
big girl. That snow White was back in the picture again.
That queen just all red that good looking prince. There
he and snow White. They decided to get married. They
throwed a big old shin dig at the prince's place.
(19:47):
They invited that mean queen. Sure enough she showed up.
Snow White. She had a taste to get even with her,
but instead she turned all them Midgian sous on her.
Since the band didn't show up for the wind, it
made a pretty good show for all the guests. They
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let into her with pocket knives and ball batch wrapped
in bob war killed her.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Had a king was plenty happy because you.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Got rid of that old heifer and married one of
them waitresses and his party named Tiffany more than the
story be good to your step kids, they might turn
some bloodthirsty medis on you. The end.
Speaker 11 (20:32):
Story time is brought to you by hard Graves potted
meat product chuck full of peckers and lips since nineteen thirty.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Seven, you ever whip up on an evil quite there
a little Farner.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Good morning the Big shows on the radio. Hang on
all right, listen to you moggs. It's time to button
your yaps.
Speaker 17 (20:53):
Say I'm trying to listen to these two o clowns,
John Boyn Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, the Big Shaw it's big, say bigger than beg.
It's your amoa, he's adorable. Good morning.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Is weeks on the radio celebrating leap Year Day February
and twenty ninth.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
On the next day for the Month of Love. Some
love songs we didn't get to on Valentine's Day. Ready
to take it Up, He and the Boys and the
Trailer of Love.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
It's next one is Bigwn named Kelly. Willis the original version.
Speaker 18 (21:59):
Anyway, we put some junior nations think on.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
It came out like this. You can tense the waterbody.
It ain't no sin.
Speaker 12 (22:08):
The doors open, honey, come on in to the Trainer
of Love. Take a journey. Let me be your guide.
Will double up been a single wide as.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
The trailer loves Now the Trailer of Love don't look like.
Speaker 12 (22:30):
Much, Buddy could look a lot better with the wallman's touched.
You can wait for a founder that's a cut above
or you can take your own tenses.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
That's the trailer.
Speaker 12 (22:46):
Come on over and enjoy yourself, kick back and have
a bear twelve.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
That's the trailer love.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It's a party in it.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
Her stops unless a neighbor woman called the cops.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
To the trailer love. He man, tray this thing like
you stole it? Say what you did?
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Do?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Sorry? Burn no.
Speaker 12 (23:30):
Show what like to be a newborn friend. You never
know what's coming around the being. Half the Trader loves
saddle up because of time to ride, seeing up a
little single wide.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Half the Trader love. Well, the trainer love.
Speaker 12 (23:55):
Don't look like much, buddy, It'll feel a lot better
with a woman's touch. You can spend your life wishing
on the stars above, but you can take your chances.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
That's trader love, Trailer love, trailer love, Trader.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Trader love.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
That's trailer trailer love, trailer love.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
And hides a bush Trader.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play John BOYD. Jeopardy winner gets a bull Snot prize back.
I'd be one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull
snot cleaning products made in the USA. Drug drivers keep
America moving. Bulls Not make sure they look good doing it.
You can find Bullsnot at ruck stops across America brownox
(25:02):
dot com. Click on that bull Snot bounder when you
go to the Big Show dot com. Hang, I'll play
for it in minutes. But first this morning said he
have Melvin Purvis. It was on this date that he
passed away. He was a FBI agent that shot and
killed John Dillinger also recorded the first burp on live
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radio during a commercial for Fleischman Ges. Of course, luckily
we looked up that and we haven't a share. All right,
roll that right there?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Good morning.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Okay, let me see we're talking about John Morejefferty, but
Melvin Hpurvis, famed g Man, who was a figure of
Robert D. Rayford's childhood. By the way, I was the
first person to burp on the radio. And we thought, well, man,
we having Thames. So we went back looked at our archives.
We actually have the tape of when that happened. He
was on a broadcast of Fleischman Yeast back in nineteen
thirty five, So.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
We have the tape ready to do. You think you
the work?
Speaker 8 (25:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Go ahead, roll that tape. Melvin Purv serious the actual recording.
Speaker 19 (26:01):
What happened, Well, Fleishman jeest all your bank goods will
come out of the oven and fluffey and delicious. Fleishmuns.
Is the finest yeast on your grocer's shows. Try said
today you won't settle for less. Take it from me,
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g Man Marvin Purpose. When you want the.
Speaker 10 (26:26):
Finest yeast, you want Fleshmans, go to your favorite tour
right now and.
Speaker 19 (26:41):
Say make it Fleshman Geese for me. Because when you
pick Fleishman's, you pick the best. This is g Man
Morven Purpose being on.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Wow, a piece of radio history. We live right here
on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Well there you go.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Well, Joe, I'm want some biscuits. All right, Well, let's
play John boyd Jeopardy. Y'all review yesterday's question. We found
out one fourth of the world's total hazelnut crops are
used to make this popular food item. What is natella
nautella is what?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
It is?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
All right? Very popular? Ed today's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Well.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
As of today, due to long term trade sanctions, North
Korea and Cuba remain the only two countries in the
world that do not have access to this very American product.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
What is hot pockets. They still get them? Yeah, all right,
good what y'all got one?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line, We played
John boyd Jeopardy Next.
Speaker 17 (28:09):
Good Show, Listen, Good morning, It is a big show
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Rolling to your Thursday Morning Leap your Day. February twenty ninth.
Today's featured tracks from The Big Show bid Box.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Jackie's Booths another great parody song, following up Marcy's Chest
from yesterday.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Got a cover and search for a keyword Jackie's.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Booths at the Big boxat the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Right now, let's play yes live across America.
Speaker 20 (28:54):
It's John Boy jeppar Day and now a man who
giggled when he first saw all the keywords search for
Jackie's boobs.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Because that's what we used to have to do, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Let's say, hey, Bradley, out of making Georgia.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Good morning, Bradley.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Good in the morning, John Boy, how you doing man?
Speaker 7 (29:21):
We're all awesome up here, Bradley, glad you made it
in here amongst his buddy. All right, well, Bradley got
the first shot at it.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
So let's see what you got. So as of today,
doe to long term trade sanctions. North Korea and Cuba
are the only two countries in the world that do
not have access to this very American product.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
What do you think, Bradley.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Is what is Coca cola?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Okay? Is it Coca cola?
Speaker 9 (29:54):
You nail? Oh?
Speaker 12 (29:57):
Wow?
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Now?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
So meanwhile, there's been they say, there's been dozens of
knockoff versions have been released in both countries, but they
just couldn't nail the taste of the original, good old
American Coca cold.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Well, Bradley, you got big old bulls Nott price back
headed down to making for you.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
I really, I really do tration it.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
And if if you ever see Man Max telling my
sent hello.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
I sure will Bradley, I should see him very soon.
By the fact, I my boy, glad.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
You wont you hang on.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Quite?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
How many hours hopp.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Of your news celebrating the leap here Day exter Day
and the Love Month?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
And didn't wear another love tune from My Heart and
the Boys.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio at thirty
minutes ago heard I went to the boys ain't trailer love?
Speaker 10 (31:37):
Then?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Let me see since Valentine's Day you have been about
been about two weeks. That's about how long it takes. Well,
that's all I get a long circle back with this
latest avoid and the boys.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
I am.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Get it.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
Oh lord, she's back again.
Speaker 18 (32:08):
Feathers strunched of face and her double chin, and her
clothes that fited like paper bags, and those Disney spells
and those coppin jacks.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
A last dang woman.
Speaker 18 (32:22):
It's a crying shame. She always finds somebody else to
play name.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
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Speaker 8 (32:43):
Nerve racking, Walma.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
He blew up in the guys in town, and her
email server just went down.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Well, the fooling his money right, her check and the
state to FUNA go statesy.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Heck, there's her husband Bill on.
Speaker 12 (33:04):
The campaign trip at Courton Boats.
Speaker 6 (33:08):
He's just chasing team.
Speaker 12 (33:11):
That dang woman always those of come, and she's bound.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Again on my mask.
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Nerve acking, Walman Nerve racking, Walma hug.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Love acting woman been around too long and.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
She's always singing that same old song.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
She says, we lead a woman.
Speaker 12 (34:16):
President day where I think hurts I might have come
and win.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Right now, she's in the.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Clutch because even folks that like her don't like her mother.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
That dag woman, she's such a hug.
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I can't believe we might vote for Don Trump.
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Walters uh with wracking, Walmart.
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Nerve racking, Walma.
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her racking.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Just wait the state, Good morning, that's a big showing
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the radio. Now, well this morning he's top ten. Let's
let's turn it over to Bill Silvers.
Speaker 20 (35:48):
It's an election year, oh joy, but it looks like
another geezer palooza come November. But one of the geezers
is far better suited for the job than the other one.
So let's make fun of the other one, shall we.
That's right, Slow Joe Biden still claiming be full of
vim and vigor when he's really full of something else.
I mean, let's face it, folks, he never was and
never will be suited to be the person pretending to
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be the president.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
While other people pull his strings.
Speaker 20 (36:13):
Ohbama, excuse me, I had a communist in my throat.
But that doesn't mean this doddering old sack of rancid
oat pulp couldn't be gainfully employed doing something else. We
know he's not going to be a brain donor, folks,
but other positions are available now from the home office
in elon Omar's husband brother sock drawer, here's the top
ten jobs. Joe Biden is better suited for. Number ten
(36:38):
a door stop. Number nine Terry Henson's diction coach A
B A B A B. Number eight a crash test
dummy stunt double. Number seven a cabbage whoa the texture
and the color are remarkably the same as his skin.
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Number six a laboratory monkey. No offense to monkeys everywhere
listening to the show. Number five a magician. He sure
made the border and my four oh one Kate disappear.
I'll tell you that right now. Number four Harvard University
professor of plagiarism. He's copied so many people who ought
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to change his last name to Minolta. Number three village
idiot John Boys off the hook. Number two spokesman for
the Hair Club for men told patients and the number
one job Joe Biden is better suited for Donald Trump's
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food tester.
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Too soon, Man, there's a big Shawler Radio.
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You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 15 (38:21):
Who will? I thought it was funny.
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Good morning.
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That's a big Showler Radio for your Thursday leap your
day February in twenty nine. Well, this extra day of
the year, let's do something fun.
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Hey, what you don't do?
Speaker 9 (39:15):
You had an idea?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Now I can go home and take a nap, sleep
away your extra day of the year.
Speaker 7 (39:26):
Let me uh, let me see. Oh I tell you,
I'm gonna eat that bully, eat that pizza with the
Alfredo sauce and stuff of tomato sauce that we were
talking about.
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That is so good. That's the way to use an
extra day of the year. Yeah, right, you show him.
You know what, now that's on the air, you can
expense it happy. Now of the things are with no help.
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Hey, well look at my wonderful thing here on this Uh,
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This is up.
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There's a giveaway to ninety four, that brand new copy
of the John On and Billy Top Secret Grilling Sauce Cookbook.
Been going through these some good recipes in there. Get
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Here, start your springtime grilling John Boy and Billy Grilling Sauce.
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I'll bet it with Big Show foods as well.
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Put our boy carb and cook. Get them to the
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Are there any grilling sauce pains.
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On the pages?
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No, this is actually brand new. This is a brand new. Boy.
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I'm found in that same box where I had them
cannon over the t shirts.
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Yeah, alright, no telling.
Speaker 9 (40:35):
What if you could bring some of those paper clips
back in nice there?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Anyway, they'll check this out.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
You got until tomorrow, the final over of the Big Show,
when we give away my wonderful thing, number ninety four.
All right there, Doug Rice, good I boy, Dug all
things nascars up in minutes.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
It's a big show. Rolls on good morning.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
I got the Big Sea on the radio coming up.
We'll play beat the Blonde. If you do, you'll get
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Speaker 1 (41:21):
Well, here we go on.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Track with Doug Rice in his victory lap year as
he will retire.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Congratulations Doug, I'm so glad you're you're leaving. I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (41:34):
It's weird when people come up this, so this is
your last year. Yeah, that's great. Okay, thanks too.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Doug's downs that alt where I had to mess with him.
Speaker 9 (41:48):
It is weird though that people congratulate you on quitting.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
The dream Wood.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
You know if you take that as a compliment of course,
I mean, what thirty five years you've been doing this
and feeble you the Wow, that's something.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (42:02):
And the way you you gave the command to start
engines in Atlanta was awesome.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
It summed it up. Do you have a take it out?
Can we do?
Speaker 9 (42:10):
We might have that laying around here soon.
Speaker 22 (42:13):
Congratulating and Motorsports please welcome thirty five year lead anchor
for the Performance Racing Network, entering his final season behind
the mic, Doug Rice to all the.
Speaker 9 (42:24):
Race fans who have ever listened to NASCAR on the radio,
thank you, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Drivers start your engine has given.
Speaker 7 (42:37):
Let's crack him up.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (42:39):
I think I lost part of an a order.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
It was awesome. Boogety boogety boogety Amen, good Doug, but I.
Speaker 9 (42:48):
Wasn't able to work in the smoking hot wife reference.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
That's well.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
You sure had a good race in Atlanta, man, coming
down to the to the final, Doug, the race fans
about that track, you know, I remember we were there
when they I don't remember what year it was. You
probably do look it up though. When they reversed the
start finish line, you know, they changed sides of the
track there on the victory left. I was going the
wrong way. I remember that.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
That was good. Well the parade laugh, It wasn't the
victory level. Sorry.
Speaker 9 (43:19):
There have been three different iterations of that race track.
The first one was a pure oval. I only did
one race there, and then they reconfigured it made it
look a little bit more like Charlotte, but the double
dog leg on the front stretch and the front stretch
became the backstretch. Raced on that for a good while,
and then this is the fifth race on the new
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layout where they put in more banking and created a
different style of racing. And if you watch the race Sunday,
which actually went off on the day that it was
supposed to, which was nice, and you don't like that,
I can't help you. I just I can't tell you that.
You need to be an ask. It was riveting. There
were forty eight passes for the lead on the track
(44:06):
during green flag. It was just incredible. And it came
down to three wide finish three one thousands of a
second the difference. I thought Blaney had won the thing,
set it on the air, and then all of a
sudden it pops up at Sworez.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (44:20):
I mean it was just everything to me that stock
car racing's supposed to do. It's intense. It wasn't one
of these things where everybody was out there. There were wrecks,
there were cautions, but it wasn't because guys were just
wrecking each other to do it. So I feel like
this could be the poster child to take out and
(44:40):
show people this is what we can produce under the
right circumstances.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Boy, that is the truth. Man, you nailed it. You
nailed it. You know you're pretty good.
Speaker 17 (44:50):
Congratulations, congratulations, I'm believe me.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
I'm gone, I'm wedding. So but that it was.
Speaker 9 (45:00):
It was everything that you want in a race, and
you got a likable winner and Daniel Suarez just his
second win, and there were people whispering already well and
if he don't win this year, he could be out
because last year he wasn't anywhere to be seen, so
he's already in the playoffs. You got that, you had
a dramatic, dramatic finish, and it's after a kind of
(45:21):
a whole hum Daytona five hundred, to be honest, that's
not one of the best five hundreds. The way that
endy kind of put a damper and you come back
with this, that's it should be a happy dance for NASCAR,
good TV ratings when we go back down there. The
next time we're in Atlanta will be the start of
the playoffs. I can't imagine you're going to be able
(45:44):
to shoehorn any more people in there than possible. And
they had a really nice crowd this past time, so
that's good. And then they were off to Vegas, all.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Right, hitting Vegas. All right, oh last trip in Vegas.
Speaker 9 (45:56):
You can go wild you My last trip in Vegas
will be my last race that will becoming in October
this year.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Oh okay, all right, pace yourself this.
Speaker 9 (46:06):
Yeah week, I am gonna pace myself.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
So I like. I like the Vegas.
Speaker 9 (46:10):
We stay at the South Point, great place that treats
people really nice in it, and it's a good race
track they have. They put on really good entertaining shows
at Las Vegas Motive Speedway. I've been really impressed with
the front Row Motive Sports team. Michael mcdallan, Todd Gilliland
really ran well. He had problems down at Atlanta. They're
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they're not one of the big teams, but then they're
getting better. So they might make some noise this weekend.
And it's never a surprise if any of the Hendrick
cars win. It's just not they're they're that good and
they have an army of people working on them. Joey
Logano's off to a really rough start. He's way way
down in the points. He's had two really bad races.
(46:52):
He's a that's a great team, that's Penske Motive Sports.
But you don't want to get so far behind that
all you're doing the rest of the trying to dig
yourself out of the hole. You've used two mulligans, now
you don't want to use the third one out there.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Right, hey and Doug, just just right quick.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
But if somebody was saying that, obviously doesn't know that
much about about raising. But one of the sports guys said,
I didn't know it was possible. NASCAR driver Joey Legano
was penalized for wearing a certain type of glove.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
So you explain that, I can.
Speaker 9 (47:24):
This is the most talked about gloves since Michael Jackson.
So he they modified some gloves and they didn't eat
the safety standards. They have it and you can look
at them. They have a little webbing in them, and
they NASCAR didn't like that. Is that an arrow advantage
(47:45):
when you put that out of the window. Is that
a safety disadvantage? They didn't like what they saw and
they popped him. They found him ten thousand dollars. He
had to start at the back of the pack in
Atlanta and then serve what they call a drive through penalty,
meaning you got to come down Pitt Road. So you're
probably two laps ahead. As luck would have it for him.
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He starts in the back, they do one lap, he's
pulling on Pitt Road. Then half the fuel crashes down
at turn one, so he's able to make the drive
down Pitt Road under the yellow flag.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
So he really.
Speaker 9 (48:17):
Didn't have to suffer a penalty there.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Well, he got back up front, real quick.
Speaker 9 (48:22):
Life front any crash down later on.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Holding a big old glove with webbing out in newsda. Yeah,
I'm I'm not sure all of the.
Speaker 9 (48:33):
Ramifications of what this magic glove did, but I know
NASCAR didn't like it, and I don't think you'll see
it back to the racetrack.
Speaker 6 (48:39):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Oh yeah, so all right, good stuff, all right, Doug. Well,
thank you, buddy. Well you enjoy Vegas this weekend. We'll
catch up with you again next week.
Speaker 9 (48:48):
All righty, guys, thanks so much.
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Thank you so much.
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The Big Show's on the radio, and more Big show
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I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and not
their Big show. I like the way they talk. They're funny, ah,
not funny queers, that's what they say. Anyhow, I figured
out why John Boy has a hard time getting started
in the morning.
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I ain't gotten the gaze cogging DOODLEO. Hopn't at them.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It is Thursday, February twenty ninth, leap yere day. You're
sharing the at least you're starting your extra day this
year off with the big Yo.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
And we can't peg en up anyway. We could thank
him enough. I think you could thank them by doing
a little boxcat.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
If I tols how it is and you're here right
there it is, I want to want to wonder, uh huh,
what's it?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Then?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
With leap here Day, you might ask, I love this guy?
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Yeah, catch up right, Well let.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Me take it from here, Bob.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
A day added to the calendar every four years to
bring it in line with the Earth's orbit. If you're
wondering why every four years we got it, that's what
this gout dou man. Because see y'all, the planet's actual
orbit takes three hundred and sixty five point two four
to two days. So if you take that two four
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to two two, then multiply that by four, you'll get
something has to do with it.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Maybe Bob's now, Bob, Bob's cads. I ain't got no idea,
John bar. I know it's National Toast Day, be cause
we get on that all right, making toast, to make
some toasts. Then hey, today's rare disease to day.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
A good.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Really celebrate, No, Bob, we don't want to do that,
all right, Tayer, we can leave.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
All right, so, uh, I believe it about covers it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So it's national time refunday. You can't get this signback
on this leap here days.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Let's just go home with her, all right, you all?
John boy?
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They shows on the radio, well.
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Thank you dog too.
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to Well, let's get you set up for it.
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Three dates in history where we'll.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Get our categories. Well, let's go way back to twelve
eighty eight. Wow, wow, they keep up with this dating
to history. Well, it was a law in Scotland that
made it illegal for man to refuse to marry a
woman who proposed on leap Day. Wow, the only day
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women could propose marriage, twelve eighty eight. They had leap
years back there.
Speaker 9 (04:08):
Yeah, so, no world, wasn't there something like that in
our youth called Sadie Hawkins Day or something like that.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Sounds married. That was some dance I think we have. Yes, yeah, yes,
does that was you? I don't know about marry them.
They just asked you. Then you say, a woman coming
at you kind of ugly, you run. No, men came
out of their houses.
Speaker 10 (04:29):
They just stay in the woods, just didn't get around anybody.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Let's move up to nineteen oh six, when Ladies Home
Journal reported that women of good birth and breeding long
ago discarded the use of perfumes.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I could have used those back in twelve eighty eighty.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Year Ladies Home Journal missed the mark on the perfumes and.
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Finally was on this date.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
In nineteen sixty, fifty six year old f agent named
Melvin Purvis died after shooting himself. You know, Purvis has
two claims to fame. He was the FBI agent who
shot John Dillinger, public Enemy number one, kind of famous
for that. In his second claim to fame, he was
(05:17):
the first person to burp on live radio. And we
will celebrate that fact a little bit later.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Of course, that's the way we roll. All right. Well,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
There's your three categories one eight hundred big shows you
told free line across America. We'll play out birds next.
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You a big show on the radio. Today's feature track
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Yeah, good luck, gotta go.
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Let's play uppers.
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This shoot really be a lot of fun playing ups.
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Have a way up and this time you want to
you want a big shirt.
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Let's say, Hey, Rooster from Clarksburg, West Virginia, Good morning.
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Rooster, Good morning, buddy. I guess you shine in the
morning time.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
Roster.
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Yeah, all right, buddy, Well, let's get you through these
three categories.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Should not be a problem? Gets you head big old
see what should not be a problem at all?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
All right, well, here we go then and then five seconds.
Three laws you have to follow.
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Ready go?
Speaker 7 (07:46):
No speeding, no killing, and no rubbing.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
The good ones. Three good ones. I wanted to know
which one you thought was good. No, I'm just pulling
for a rooster here, I mean, let me get back
on track here. Oh yeah, three women's perfumes. Oh can
you do it? Ready go? I got obsession Jean Natanan
(08:10):
red door.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Well you sure didn't do it. You had him sitting
right there in the counter. All right, rooster for the wind.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Don't judge. Three things you can make with yeast. Ready go.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Oh, beer, wine and bread.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well you did it and that was right out of nowhere,
Melvin purpose the Fleischman's useless what he burped during? All right, congratulations, Rooster,
you got your prize back.
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Head up to Clarksburg for you. I thank you guys
very much. You got it. Budy, glad you want hang on.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Alright, We're gonna jump out cut you up on your
news right on the other side of time capsule like
we do for Thursday morning early risers. Card Teller's gonna
tell us the story twenty minute.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
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Thank you, John Boy, you're wel good morning everybody. It's
mister Rubar here for some Hume this morning. Mister good morning, Randy.
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Say you buy for hume?
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Does your wife know you're wearing her shoes?
Speaker 8 (10:09):
Actually?
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Yes?
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What about the blouse?
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I laid it out last night. This is something my mother,
my mother says, you know, just like you like it
and it'll quit. Thanks mom.
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Now I'll make you laugh. Why do termites I'll take
that bed? I mean, what do termites say? It works?
What do they have for breakfast? Oak meal?
Speaker 14 (10:45):
What kind of school does a carpenter go to? Boarding school?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Board?
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What are you buyd bazooka bubblegum or something?
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No, but you know that Pazuka Joe's turtleneck that goes
up over his nose. That might be a good look
for you. A man came round in hospital after a
serious accident. He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
The doctor said, I know, I've cut your arms off.
(11:20):
What do you call a cow that lives in an igloo?
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An eski mood?
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Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid,
the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off after the flash on his camera malfunction?
What did Satan get back from the drug store? What
prints of darkness? Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone
(11:53):
wire because the line was busy?
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Get it?
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Are there blood banks in England?
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Uh?
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I get that answer? Mate?
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You don't know?
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Do you know? We don't know? I don't either. But
there's a Liverpool.
Speaker 14 (12:16):
And what was on the license plate of the pickup
truck of the sheep farmer?
Speaker 8 (12:20):
What you haul?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
That's a baby sheep.
Speaker 11 (12:27):
You've been buying Jegermeister again.
Speaker 14 (12:30):
No, but that's not a bad idea. Now, this is
the story of zeba Dayah, a farmer who was in
the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young laying
hens called pullets, and eight or ten roosters.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
What a pullets got funny? Roosters sounded kind of weird too.
Speaker 14 (12:49):
Yeah, the roosters haven't got me concentrating. It was their
job to fertilize the eggs. See when a rooster likes
a hen very very much.
Speaker 9 (13:00):
Well.
Speaker 14 (13:00):
Zeb kept careful records in Any rooster that didn't perform
came out of the starting lineup and went right into
the soup pot. All this record keeping took an awful
lot of Zeb's time. So Zeb got a set of
tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Now, each
bell had a different tone, so that Zeb could tell
from a distance which rooster was performing. Hit set on
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the porch and fill out efficiency report.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Simply by listening to the bell.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Now, where are they working in the hotel lobby?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
You try to find a bell at six o'clock.
Speaker 14 (13:36):
Anyway, Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster and a fine one.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
He was too.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
Rooster.
Speaker 14 (13:46):
But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell
had not rung at all, so he went to investigate. Well,
the other roosters were chasing pullets. Bells are ringing. One
of the pullets. Would hear the roosters coming and would
run for cover, and who can blame them? But to
Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so
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it couldn't ring in his what beak? Oh, his little
rooster lips?
Speaker 9 (14:13):
How does he go back if his mouth is full?
Speaker 14 (14:15):
Shut up ring hit sneak up on a pullet, get
busy and walk on to the next one.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Huh.
Speaker 14 (14:23):
Zeb was so proud of Brewster the Rooster that he
entered him in the County Fair, and Brewster was an
overnight sensation. The judges awarded him the no Bell Peace
Prize and the pullet Surprise Pullet.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
The surprise Yeah.
Speaker 14 (14:40):
Get out, I'm getting I'm mister rubarb, saying I'm mister rubarb.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Hey you wanna bar my blouse? Fuck you? Jun boy
and Dilly, Good morning, read yell dumb right, good morning.
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Big shows on the radio. Got around here we go.
Speaker 11 (15:34):
And now it's story tilled with your host Carl Children's
m h.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I've seen this movie the other night. It is made
by that fella and his mouth down there in Florida.
It's called SnO White. I'll tell you about it if
you want me too. What's upon a time? They're their
little old girl names no White, gee, the party little thing,
no better than a squirrel. But she didn't get much sun.
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She she's kindly fair skin, and then big old red
lips hers made her look even more pale. She lived
with her daddy, the king, in a great, big old castle.
Some folks calls it a palace. I called it the castle.
Her mama, the Queen, she passed on when she had
just a little baby. One day, her daddy beggar, and
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he's in my tired of living alone. He married up
to some mean old gal to be snow White step
mama and be the new queen. Did kind of cruel
the snow White right off. She was jealous, how party
little snow White wasn't all The queen was old and
give out. She had this talkie mirror that kept telling
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her that snow White was a whole lot prettier than
she was. She didn't come into that none of tall.
So she got this hunter that lived there in the
castle to take snow White into the wood do her
in with this big old bowie knife. He told it
around with him, but I reckon he didn't have his
glasses on. He plumb missed now White and killed the
big old boar hog against dead, cut its heart plumb
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out so he could trick the queen into thinking that
he killed snow White. Snow White seed him as stabbing
that hog. She runs off summers. She wanted her to
smike into a house full of midgets. They all had
funny names like Snoopy, Droopy, Loopy Poopy, and Dumbo whatnot.
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They were mighty happy to have a woman around. Back
over here to the castle. That mean old queen was
living high on the hog. Think of snow White was
dead done? That talkie mayror loot the cat out of
the bag, told her snow White still alive. She reckoned.
She better knew the job herself. She put on a mask,
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went to the midian's house toting the poison apple. Have
little fellers. He's working at the mine there, digging up rocks.
They're little stobs and whatnot. The queen tricks snow White
in't taking a bite of that poison apple, and she
fainted dead away them Midian's come waddling on home after
long day, found her late after her. They were screaming,
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watch kill snow white firm, watch kill snow white fern.
They sealed her up in this big old glass crate
in the lawn there right out in the front yard.
Here the sprinkler. They reckon, I'd figured i'd keep her fresh,
and if a big snow sit in during the winter,
they can make stew out her if I had to.
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She kept pretty good in that box, I reckon. That
mean old queen was happy on account of that talking
mare told her that she was the best looking one around. Now, well, sir,
along coming, it's good looking Prince Feller. He stopped over
to Midgets to go to the toilet and have a sandwich.
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He saw snow White in that box out there in
the lawn. He fell blooming in love with her. It
didn't bother him that she was dead. I thought that
part was my odd He's probably a city feller. Well, sir,
he gave her a big old kiss. She come to
right quick, mean old queen was asking that talkie mayor
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who was the best looking gal around. One day, that
mayor told her that she was all right for a
big girl. That snow White was back in the picture again.
That queen just all red that good looking prince. There
he and snow White. They decided to get married. They
throwed a big old shin dig at the prince's place.
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They invited that mean queen. Sure enough she showed up.
Snow White. She had a taste to get even with her,
but instead she turned all them Midgian sous on her.
Since the band didn't show up for the wind, it
made a pretty good show for all the guests. They
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let into her with pocket knives and ball batch wrapped
in bob war killed her.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Had a king was plenty happy because you.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Got rid of that old heifer and married one of
them waitresses and his party named Tiffany more than the
story be good to your step kids, they might turn
some bloodthirsty medis on you. The end.
Speaker 11 (20:32):
Story time is brought to you by hard Graves potted
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Speaker 3 (20:39):
Seven, you ever whip up on an evil quite there
a little Farner.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Good morning the Big shows on the radio. Hang on
all right, listen to you moggs. It's time to button
your yaps.
Speaker 17 (20:53):
Say I'm trying to listen to these two o clowns,
John Boyn Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, the Big Shaw it's big, say bigger than beg.
It's your amoa, he's adorable. Good morning.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Is weeks on the radio celebrating leap Year Day February
and twenty ninth.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
On the next day for the Month of Love. Some
love songs we didn't get to on Valentine's Day. Ready
to take it Up, He and the Boys and the
Trailer of Love.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
It's next one is Bigwn named Kelly. Willis the original version.
Speaker 18 (21:59):
Anyway, we put some junior nations think on.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
It came out like this. You can tense the waterbody.
It ain't no sin.
Speaker 12 (22:08):
The doors open, honey, come on in to the Trainer
of Love. Take a journey. Let me be your guide.
Will double up been a single wide as.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
The trailer loves Now the Trailer of Love don't look like.
Speaker 12 (22:30):
Much, Buddy could look a lot better with the wallman's touched.
You can wait for a founder that's a cut above
or you can take your own tenses.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
That's the trailer.
Speaker 12 (22:46):
Come on over and enjoy yourself, kick back and have
a bear twelve.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
That's the trailer love.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It's a party in it.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
Her stops unless a neighbor woman called the cops.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
To the trailer love. He man, tray this thing like
you stole it? Say what you did?
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Do?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Sorry? Burn no.
Speaker 12 (23:30):
Show what like to be a newborn friend. You never
know what's coming around the being. Half the Trader loves
saddle up because of time to ride, seeing up a
little single wide.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Half the Trader love. Well, the trainer love.
Speaker 12 (23:55):
Don't look like much, buddy, It'll feel a lot better
with a woman's touch. You can spend your life wishing
on the stars above, but you can take your chances.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
That's trader love, Trailer love, trailer love, Trader.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Trader love.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
That's trailer trailer love, trailer love.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
And hides a bush Trader.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play John BOYD. Jeopardy winner gets a bull Snot prize back.
I'd be one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull
snot cleaning products made in the USA. Drug drivers keep
America moving. Bulls Not make sure they look good doing it.
You can find Bullsnot at ruck stops across America brownox
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dot com. Click on that bull Snot bounder when you
go to the Big Show dot com. Hang, I'll play
for it in minutes. But first this morning said he
have Melvin Purvis. It was on this date that he
passed away. He was a FBI agent that shot and
killed John Dillinger also recorded the first burp on live
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radio during a commercial for Fleischman Ges. Of course, luckily
we looked up that and we haven't a share. All right,
roll that right there?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Good morning.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Okay, let me see we're talking about John Morejefferty, but
Melvin Hpurvis, famed g Man, who was a figure of
Robert D. Rayford's childhood. By the way, I was the
first person to burp on the radio. And we thought, well, man,
we having Thames. So we went back looked at our archives.
We actually have the tape of when that happened. He
was on a broadcast of Fleischman Yeast back in nineteen
thirty five, So.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
We have the tape ready to do. You think you
the work?
Speaker 8 (25:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Go ahead, roll that tape. Melvin Purv serious the actual recording.
Speaker 19 (26:01):
What happened, Well, Fleishman jeest all your bank goods will
come out of the oven and fluffey and delicious. Fleishmuns.
Is the finest yeast on your grocer's shows. Try said
today you won't settle for less. Take it from me,
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g Man Marvin Purpose. When you want the.
Speaker 10 (26:26):
Finest yeast, you want Fleshmans, go to your favorite tour
right now and.
Speaker 19 (26:41):
Say make it Fleshman Geese for me. Because when you
pick Fleishman's, you pick the best. This is g Man
Morven Purpose being on.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Wow, a piece of radio history. We live right here
on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Well there you go.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Well, Joe, I'm want some biscuits. All right, Well, let's
play John boyd Jeopardy. Y'all review yesterday's question. We found
out one fourth of the world's total hazelnut crops are
used to make this popular food item. What is natella
nautella is what?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
It is?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
All right? Very popular? Ed today's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Well.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
As of today, due to long term trade sanctions, North
Korea and Cuba remain the only two countries in the
world that do not have access to this very American product.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
What is hot pockets. They still get them? Yeah, all right,
good what y'all got one?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line, We played
John boyd Jeopardy Next.
Speaker 17 (28:09):
Good Show, Listen, Good morning, It is a big show
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Rolling to your Thursday Morning Leap your Day. February twenty ninth.
Today's featured tracks from The Big Show bid Box.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Jackie's Booths another great parody song, following up Marcy's Chest
from yesterday.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Got a cover and search for a keyword Jackie's.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Booths at the Big boxat the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Right now, let's play yes live across America.
Speaker 20 (28:54):
It's John Boy jeppar Day and now a man who
giggled when he first saw all the keywords search for
Jackie's boobs.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Because that's what we used to have to do, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Let's say, hey, Bradley, out of making Georgia.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Good morning, Bradley.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Good in the morning, John Boy, how you doing man?
Speaker 7 (29:21):
We're all awesome up here, Bradley, glad you made it
in here amongst his buddy. All right, well, Bradley got
the first shot at it.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
So let's see what you got. So as of today,
doe to long term trade sanctions. North Korea and Cuba
are the only two countries in the world that do
not have access to this very American product.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
What do you think, Bradley.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Is what is Coca cola?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Okay? Is it Coca cola?
Speaker 9 (29:54):
You nail? Oh?
Speaker 12 (29:57):
Wow?
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Now?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
So meanwhile, there's been they say, there's been dozens of
knockoff versions have been released in both countries, but they
just couldn't nail the taste of the original, good old
American Coca cold.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Well, Bradley, you got big old bulls Nott price back
headed down to making for you.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
I really, I really do tration it.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
And if if you ever see Man Max telling my
sent hello.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
I sure will Bradley, I should see him very soon.
By the fact, I my boy, glad.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
You wont you hang on.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Quite?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
How many hours hopp.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Of your news celebrating the leap here Day exter Day
and the Love Month?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
And didn't wear another love tune from My Heart and
the Boys.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio at thirty
minutes ago heard I went to the boys ain't trailer love?
Speaker 10 (31:37):
Then?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Let me see since Valentine's Day you have been about
been about two weeks. That's about how long it takes. Well,
that's all I get a long circle back with this
latest avoid and the boys.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
I am.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Get it.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
Oh lord, she's back again.
Speaker 18 (32:08):
Feathers strunched of face and her double chin, and her
clothes that fited like paper bags, and those Disney spells
and those coppin jacks.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
A last dang woman.
Speaker 18 (32:22):
It's a crying shame. She always finds somebody else to
play name.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Nerve racking, Walmart Nerve racking, Walman Nerve wracking, Walmart.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
Nerve racking, Walma.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
He blew up in the guys in town, and her
email server just went down.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Well, the fooling his money right, her check and the
state to FUNA go statesy.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Heck, there's her husband Bill on.
Speaker 12 (33:04):
The campaign trip at Courton Boats.
Speaker 6 (33:08):
He's just chasing team.
Speaker 12 (33:11):
That dang woman always those of come, and she's bound.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Again on my mask.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Nerve Nerve bracking, Walmart Nerve bracking, walmant nerve racking, walmart.
Speaker 8 (33:33):
Nerved bracking, walmart.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Nerve racking, Walmart Nerve racking, Walmart.
Speaker 8 (33:59):
Nerve acking, Walman Nerve racking, Walma hug.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Love acting woman been around too long and.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
She's always singing that same old song.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
She says, we lead a woman.
Speaker 12 (34:16):
President day where I think hurts I might have come
and win.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Right now, she's in the.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Clutch because even folks that like her don't like her mother.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
That dag woman, she's such a hug.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
I can't believe we might vote for Don Trump.
Speaker 6 (34:39):
Walters uh with wracking, Walmart.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Her bracking, Walman, herve bracking, walmant.
Speaker 8 (34:53):
Nerve racking, Walma.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Fucking Loma, Herve bracking, walmart bracking, walmart her bracking, walmart
her racking.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Just wait the state, Good morning, that's a big showing
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the radio. Now, well this morning he's top ten. Let's
let's turn it over to Bill Silvers.
Speaker 20 (35:48):
It's an election year, oh joy, but it looks like
another geezer palooza come November. But one of the geezers
is far better suited for the job than the other one.
So let's make fun of the other one, shall we.
That's right, Slow Joe Biden still claiming be full of
vim and vigor when he's really full of something else.
I mean, let's face it, folks, he never was and
never will be suited to be the person pretending to
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be the president.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
While other people pull his strings.
Speaker 20 (36:13):
Ohbama, excuse me, I had a communist in my throat.
But that doesn't mean this doddering old sack of rancid
oat pulp couldn't be gainfully employed doing something else. We
know he's not going to be a brain donor, folks,
but other positions are available now from the home office
in elon Omar's husband brother sock drawer, here's the top
ten jobs. Joe Biden is better suited for. Number ten
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a door stop. Number nine Terry Henson's diction coach A
B A B A B. Number eight a crash test
dummy stunt double. Number seven a cabbage whoa the texture
and the color are remarkably the same as his skin.
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Number six a laboratory monkey. No offense to monkeys everywhere
listening to the show. Number five a magician. He sure
made the border and my four oh one Kate disappear.
I'll tell you that right now. Number four Harvard University
professor of plagiarism. He's copied so many people who ought
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to change his last name to Minolta. Number three village
idiot John Boys off the hook. Number two spokesman for
the Hair Club for men told patients and the number
one job Joe Biden is better suited for Donald Trump's
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food tester.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Too soon, Man, there's a big Shawler Radio.
Speaker 21 (38:02):
Hell are you Lindsey Premise here when I'm on this
side of the pond, I get my daily dose of
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 15 (38:21):
Who will? I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
That's a big Showler Radio for your Thursday leap your
day February in twenty nine. Well, this extra day of
the year, let's do something fun.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Hey, what you don't do?
Speaker 9 (39:15):
You had an idea?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Now I can go home and take a nap, sleep
away your extra day of the year.
Speaker 7 (39:26):
Let me uh, let me see. Oh I tell you,
I'm gonna eat that bully, eat that pizza with the
Alfredo sauce and stuff of tomato sauce that we were
talking about.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
That is so good. That's the way to use an
extra day of the year. Yeah, right, you show him.
You know what, now that's on the air, you can
expense it happy. Now of the things are with no help.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Hey, well look at my wonderful thing here on this Uh,
leap your day.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
This is up.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
There's a giveaway to ninety four, that brand new copy
of the John On and Billy Top Secret Grilling Sauce Cookbook.
Been going through these some good recipes in there. Get
you this book.
Speaker 7 (40:10):
Here, start your springtime grilling John Boy and Billy Grilling Sauce.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
I'll bet it with Big Show foods as well.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
Put our boy carb and cook. Get them to the
post office, mail you something. All right?
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Are there any grilling sauce pains.
Speaker 5 (40:23):
On the pages?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
No, this is actually brand new. This is a brand new. Boy.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
I'm found in that same box where I had them
cannon over the t shirts.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, alright, no telling.
Speaker 9 (40:35):
What if you could bring some of those paper clips
back in nice there?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Anyway, they'll check this out.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
You got until tomorrow, the final over of the Big Show,
when we give away my wonderful thing, number ninety four.
All right there, Doug Rice, good I boy, Dug all
things nascars up in minutes.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
It's a big show. Rolls on good morning.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
I got the Big Sea on the radio coming up.
We'll play beat the Blonde. If you do, you'll get
the perfect outdoor combo, a one year subscription to Massey
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Speaker 1 (41:21):
Well, here we go on.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Track with Doug Rice in his victory lap year as
he will retire.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Congratulations Doug, I'm so glad you're you're leaving. I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (41:34):
It's weird when people come up this, so this is
your last year. Yeah, that's great. Okay, thanks too.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Doug's downs that alt where I had to mess with him.
Speaker 9 (41:48):
It is weird though that people congratulate you on quitting.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
The dream Wood.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
You know if you take that as a compliment of course,
I mean, what thirty five years you've been doing this
and feeble you the Wow, that's something.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (42:02):
And the way you you gave the command to start
engines in Atlanta was awesome.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
It summed it up. Do you have a take it out?
Can we do?
Speaker 9 (42:10):
We might have that laying around here soon.
Speaker 22 (42:13):
Congratulating and Motorsports please welcome thirty five year lead anchor
for the Performance Racing Network, entering his final season behind
the mic, Doug Rice to all the.
Speaker 9 (42:24):
Race fans who have ever listened to NASCAR on the radio,
thank you, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Drivers start your engine has given.
Speaker 7 (42:37):
Let's crack him up.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
There you go.
Speaker 9 (42:39):
I think I lost part of an a order.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
It was awesome. Boogety boogety boogety Amen, good Doug, but I.
Speaker 9 (42:48):
Wasn't able to work in the smoking hot wife reference.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
That's well.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
You sure had a good race in Atlanta, man, coming
down to the to the final, Doug, the race fans
about that track, you know, I remember we were there
when they I don't remember what year it was. You
probably do look it up though. When they reversed the
start finish line, you know, they changed sides of the
track there on the victory left. I was going the
wrong way. I remember that.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
That was good. Well the parade laugh, It wasn't the
victory level. Sorry.
Speaker 9 (43:19):
There have been three different iterations of that race track.
The first one was a pure oval. I only did
one race there, and then they reconfigured it made it
look a little bit more like Charlotte, but the double
dog leg on the front stretch and the front stretch
became the backstretch. Raced on that for a good while,
and then this is the fifth race on the new
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layout where they put in more banking and created a
different style of racing. And if you watch the race Sunday,
which actually went off on the day that it was
supposed to, which was nice, and you don't like that,
I can't help you. I just I can't tell you that.
You need to be an ask. It was riveting. There
were forty eight passes for the lead on the track
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during green flag. It was just incredible. And it came
down to three wide finish three one thousands of a
second the difference. I thought Blaney had won the thing,
set it on the air, and then all of a
sudden it pops up at Sworez.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (44:20):
I mean it was just everything to me that stock
car racing's supposed to do. It's intense. It wasn't one
of these things where everybody was out there. There were wrecks,
there were cautions, but it wasn't because guys were just
wrecking each other to do it. So I feel like
this could be the poster child to take out and
(44:40):
show people this is what we can produce under the
right circumstances.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Boy, that is the truth. Man, you nailed it. You
nailed it. You know you're pretty good.
Speaker 17 (44:50):
Congratulations, congratulations, I'm believe me.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
I'm gone, I'm wedding. So but that it was.
Speaker 9 (45:00):
It was everything that you want in a race, and
you got a likable winner and Daniel Suarez just his
second win, and there were people whispering already well and
if he don't win this year, he could be out
because last year he wasn't anywhere to be seen, so
he's already in the playoffs. You got that, you had
a dramatic, dramatic finish, and it's after a kind of
(45:21):
a whole hum Daytona five hundred, to be honest, that's
not one of the best five hundreds. The way that
endy kind of put a damper and you come back
with this, that's it should be a happy dance for NASCAR,
good TV ratings when we go back down there. The
next time we're in Atlanta will be the start of
the playoffs. I can't imagine you're going to be able
(45:44):
to shoehorn any more people in there than possible. And
they had a really nice crowd this past time, so
that's good. And then they were off to Vegas, all.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Right, hitting Vegas. All right, oh last trip in Vegas.
Speaker 9 (45:56):
You can go wild you My last trip in Vegas
will be my last race that will becoming in October
this year.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Oh okay, all right, pace yourself this.
Speaker 9 (46:06):
Yeah week, I am gonna pace myself.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
So I like. I like the Vegas.
Speaker 9 (46:10):
We stay at the South Point, great place that treats
people really nice in it, and it's a good race
track they have. They put on really good entertaining shows
at Las Vegas Motive Speedway. I've been really impressed with
the front Row Motive Sports team. Michael mcdallan, Todd Gilliland
really ran well. He had problems down at Atlanta. They're
(46:31):
they're not one of the big teams, but then they're
getting better. So they might make some noise this weekend.
And it's never a surprise if any of the Hendrick
cars win. It's just not they're they're that good and
they have an army of people working on them. Joey
Logano's off to a really rough start. He's way way
down in the points. He's had two really bad races.
(46:52):
He's a that's a great team, that's Penske Motive Sports.
But you don't want to get so far behind that
all you're doing the rest of the trying to dig
yourself out of the hole. You've used two mulligans, now
you don't want to use the third one out there.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Right, hey and Doug, just just right quick.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
But if somebody was saying that, obviously doesn't know that
much about about raising. But one of the sports guys said,
I didn't know it was possible. NASCAR driver Joey Legano
was penalized for wearing a certain type of glove.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
So you explain that, I can.
Speaker 9 (47:24):
This is the most talked about gloves since Michael Jackson.
So he they modified some gloves and they didn't eat
the safety standards. They have it and you can look
at them. They have a little webbing in them, and
they NASCAR didn't like that. Is that an arrow advantage
(47:45):
when you put that out of the window. Is that
a safety disadvantage? They didn't like what they saw and
they popped him. They found him ten thousand dollars. He
had to start at the back of the pack in
Atlanta and then serve what they call a drive through penalty,
meaning you got to come down Pitt Road. So you're
probably two laps ahead. As luck would have it for him.
(48:05):
He starts in the back, they do one lap, he's
pulling on Pitt Road. Then half the fuel crashes down
at turn one, so he's able to make the drive
down Pitt Road under the yellow flag.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
So he really.
Speaker 9 (48:17):
Didn't have to suffer a penalty there.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Well, he got back up front, real quick.
Speaker 9 (48:22):
Life front any crash down later on.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Holding a big old glove with webbing out in newsda. Yeah,
I'm I'm not sure all of the.
Speaker 9 (48:33):
Ramifications of what this magic glove did, but I know
NASCAR didn't like it, and I don't think you'll see
it back to the racetrack.
Speaker 6 (48:39):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Oh yeah, so all right, good stuff, all right, Doug. Well,
thank you, buddy. Well you enjoy Vegas this weekend. We'll
catch up with you again next week.
Speaker 9 (48:48):
All righty, guys, thanks so much.
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Thank you so much.
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