November 8, 2024 • 42 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll hear a moving Hurricane Helene surviver’s story from a staffer with Operation Christmas Child.. - Ike Turner gets put off of his game by a letter from the estranged boyfriend of a hired assassin.. - Ricky B. Sharpe will take to our Big Show Tiny Stage Karaoke Lounge and sings, “Punch Her Face”.. - and Rev. Billy Ray Collins delivers his sermon on The Ten Rules for Life…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, big show's on a radio and more big
show right around the corner.
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Can do to do up and at him?
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There you be, Oh way gutten think about that later.
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Right now. Let's see you this November the seventh, This
National cash Back Day. This is says on the first
Thursday in November. It speaks to the savvy shopper in
all of us. It's one big day of exclusive officer
that gives you the gift of cash back. I hadn't
heard you mention it, Randy, because you're always doing on
the double the Amazons and this and that, but ye
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are aware of this.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Sure, it's just another one of those national.
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Holidays because if your card does cash back on your
purchase as you get it anyway, right, But it's just
wanted to bring attention to that.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah, and a lot of them have cut way back
on the reward benefits. They're not quite as glamorous as
they used to be. Let's turn this national cash back
against them.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You don't have to come down on the right side
of these the way they want you.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
To come down these national days. Right, good, I like it.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Let's look at all of them like that. It's National
bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day. Okay, Okay, let's let's don't
go against that National men make Dinner Day.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
You know that is happening more and more these days.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
I would think that that would maybe upset some men
who like to cook. And yeah, I think it's a
stereotype that men don't do dinner, but a lot of
men do.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Yeah. Yeah, I know you like to cook, now, yours
Your cooking usually involves a grill, but I've learned how
to make some things.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
I had no idea how they were mad.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I know you you really threw yourself into the whole
cooking thing. Yeah, it is good.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
It's pandemic hobby right there.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It was, that's good recipes.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Took a masterclass from Gordon Ramsey. It was fun.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
That is so randy.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
It is.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
On the computer that's not okay.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And then you get the feel for it, you know,
because that's what cooking is.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You know, what do you like?
Speaker 9 (03:31):
See?
Speaker 7 (03:31):
That's what I think it's it's got to be a field.
It's got to be a natural thing. Because I've tried.
I follow the recipe everything that it says.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I do that you can quit drying.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Let make sure that happens. We got three days in
hisery saved up. That will go to making our categories.
We'll get the first prize back out who I'm looking ahead?
When them bird Tea Counting Peanut prize packs, wake up?
Beg Joe's on the radio. The big shows on the radio.
Tell you about the first prize pack. Yeah, and a
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T County Peanuts, a Southern tradition for over one hundred years.
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you three days in history where we'll get our categories.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Through the win.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Eighteen sixty five the Repeating Light Company of Springfield, Massachusetts,
manufacturer the first pocket cigarette.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Lighter, the Eerie pocket Lighter. That was eighteen sixty five.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, move up to nineteen seventy three, New Jerse. He
became the first US state in which girls were allowed
to play on Little League Baseball teams.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Don't have a.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Problem with that, that's fine, little girl. About the age,
you know? Yeah, like me, someone I don't know where
they're turning around to let the boys playing the girls board.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
That's another thing that's not good.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
How about that age range? You see him on soccer teams?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Girls? I know, man a good athletes too.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
All right.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Well, then finally on the state in twenty twenty one,
Kyle Larson held off Martin Druex Junior and the NASCAR
Cup Series Championship race at Phoenix Raceway, earned his tenth
win of the season. He claimed his first Cup Series championship.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
It was hard, he was hard.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, Kyle is not one of the final four drivers.
It'll be racing in Phoenix this weekend. I'll tell you
about that a little bit. The later went on track
with Doug Rice. All right, did you already? I think
I got through those three categories? Are we ready to
play outburs one eight hundred Big Show? You told free line,
get a contestant and light next. Good morning, there's a
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Big Show on the radio for your Thursday, November the seventh.
Today's feature track from The Big Show bid Box Reverend
Billy Rag Collins ten rules for life. There's for key
words ten rules. When he hit the bed box app
the Big Show, not Cally.
Speaker 10 (06:43):
Right, Uppers, Let's play Uppers. It's the game that anyone
can win. Shon, boy, Billy, give the prizes from the
Big Prize be let's go contested number one. This should
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be a lot of fun. Playing out, have the hurry
up and guest time you love the best time you.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Have a big shots. Let's say he and Daniel from
Elizabeth can I say we have shots.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Good more than Daniels more than Hey?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
May we all good?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Danald, my brother, you are older than me.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
All right, dand thanks letting me get that out second.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
You don't know any more of the words.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Now, alright, let's get you through these three categories. You ready,
I reckon so pocket deal from eerie. Give us three
things you put in your pocket?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Ready to go.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Wider?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Change key, ma'am you know I'm signing him in with
the earie pocketlater, thank you, and now all thanks to
the state letting the little girls in three states to
begin with you letter in ready to.
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Go, Nebraska's New Jersey, North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
And for the win. Three NASCAR drivers ready to go.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Martin Truex Junior, Kyle Larson and Joey Locatto.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
One of them the final four driver in there.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Daniel, you got the bird tea County Peanuts Prize, Paggy
ready for the best peanuts you ever had?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
There, buddy, all right, it sounds good.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
Hey, you careful? I give a shout out.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I wish you would.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
I'd like to give a shout out to my brothers
and the Appalachian Warriors l EMC best brotherhood known. The
man right there, and we do everything we can to
take care of the communities.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Well shake you and you boys. Dan you're listening to
the Big Show? Why how many hours I were you?
Speaker 8 (09:11):
You?
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What we do?
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Do?
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Up a time capsule early Thursday for you guys.
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I know.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
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Hey, listen to this music. It must be time for something.
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I can't argue with you there.
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Thanks the Captain Jean Jean ingele Is other job is
Intercoastal Realty Corporation. Then Beach's see if y'all heard these
always look back at the past year for the Darwin Awards. Well,
first one, the winner is that Samanthis husband left.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Derwood Award Derwood.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Well when his thirty eight caliber revolver failed to fire
at his intended victim during a hold up in Long Beach, California,
would be Robert James Elliott did something that can only
inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the
trigger again and this time it worked. Yeah, Now we
have some honorable mentions For twenty ten, the chef at
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a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat
cutting machine, and, after a little shopping around, submitted a
claim to his insurance company. The company, expecting negligence, sent
out one of its men to have a look for himself.
He tried the machine and also lost a finger. The
chef's claim was approved. A man who shoveled snow for
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an hour to clear a space for his car during
a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find
a woman had taken a space. Understandably, he shot her.
After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a zimbabwe
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and bus driver found that the twenty mental patients he
was supposed to be transporting had escaped, and, not wanting
to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby
bus stop and offered everybody waiting there a free ride.
He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling
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the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone
to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for three days.
An American teenager was in a hospital recovering from serious
head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how
he received the injuries, the lad told police that he
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was simply trying to see how close he could get
his head to a moving train before he was hit.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
And now he knew no doubt brilliant.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
The man walked into a Louisiana circle k, put a
twenty dollar bill on the counter, and asked for change.
When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled
a gun and asked for all the cash in the register,
which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash
from the clerk and fled, leaving the twenty dollars bill
on the counter. The total amount of cash he got
from the drawer fifteen dollars. Now, if somebody points a
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gun at you and gives you money, I'm committed.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He
decided that to just throw a cinder block through a
liquor store window, grabbed some booze, and run. So he
lifted the cinder block heaved it over his head at
the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the
would be thief on the head. Knocking him unconscious. The
liquor store window was made of plexiglass. As a female
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shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed
her purse and ran. The clerk called nine to one
one immediately, and the woman was able to give them
a the tail description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the
police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in a car
drove back to the store. The thief was then taken
out of the car and told to stand there for
a positive ID, to which he replied, yes, officer, that's her,
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that's the lady.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I stole the person.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
The ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a burger king and had he pronounced at
Michigan Town just planning hipsy hipsilanty Pensilanti, Michigan at five am.
So was in a burger king, flashed a gun and
demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said
he couldn't open the cash register without a food order.
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Well that the man ordered onion rings. The clerk said
they weren't available for breakfast, so the man got frustrated
and walked away. And finally, when a man attempted to
siphon gas from a motor home parked on the Seattle
street by sucking on a hose. He got much more
than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to
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find a very sick man curled up next to a
motor home near spilled sewage. Police spokesman said that the
man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged
his siphoned hose into the motor home's sewage tank by
a mistake. The owner of the vehicle to climbed depressed, charges,
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saying that was the best laugh you've ever had.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
So there's some oh what mated or last in it?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Oh, all right, we'll see somebody does something stupid this year,
and we'll let you know.
Speaker 11 (15:18):
John Boy and Dilly, what you just said is one
of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you
even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
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to it. I award you no points, and may God
have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Good morning, radio, dumb right, good morning, that's a big
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show on the radio. Well Our next guest usually swings
by for a free coffee in a short visit. He's
over one hundred years old and still going strong. Let's
welcome back nerval tea wheeler. How you keeping yourself.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Nerval fresh as a daisy? Thanks?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Is that a new cologne you're wearing?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Yeah, it's a little pricey.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Ooh how much?
Speaker 9 (16:35):
Three dollars and fifty t cent got it up there
at the truck stime.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Not bad for truck stop cologne.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yep, smell pretty good for an old fart.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
What brings you in today?
Speaker 9 (16:47):
Well, I come in to congratulate you on your new young,
a new young, and I don't know what you're talking about. Well, now, Jackie,
she told me that you went and got you a donkey.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, using it for kyote control
on the farm. Yeah, boy, okyoting. They don't mess with
a donkey. But there's lots of stuff you probably don't
know about donkeys. No, I got that covered, really, Yeah,
my wife is a donkey expert.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Why I didn't know that?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Neither did I?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Well, now she got her match set.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I don't follow you.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
Well, she got a jack asked to go with the
one she married, and I smelled good.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, And listen, did I ever tell you about my donkey?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I don't believe so well, have.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
You got a minute?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (17:34):
When I was a young fellow there, my pastor at
the church, he had a dandy donkey is really fast,
and I talked him into entering in a race out
there at the fare. He did and it won, and
he kept on the enternt different races, and that donkey
kept the winning. But the local paper got wind of
it and published an article. The headline was Pastor's ass
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out front. Now the bishop got win it and he
told the pastor he he couldn't enter in another race,
and the paper wrote an article, the Bishop scratches pastor's ass. Yeah,
and the bishop he's about half hot. He told the
pastor there to get rid of that donkey. So pastor
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give it to a nun that the convent there. Next
day the paper printed the none has best ass in town.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Oh well, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Now the bishop damn near fainted there. I stepped up
and I give that none ten dollars for that donkey,
and the paper said sells asked for ten dollars. So
the bishop told the nun to buy the donkey back
and turn it a loose summers. The next day paper said,
none reveals her ass is wild and free.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (18:48):
They buried the bishop wake?
Speaker 9 (18:51):
I got that donkey back, though I cried the river
when he died, and dougle big o hole to bury
me in.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
I guess you could call it an ass.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I get it, I get it. I'm gonna get the.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Joke in there. Summer. Yeah, well, I recognize an overstate.
My welcome here. I'm won't get me another cup of coffee.
And you don't mind?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Do you help yourself?
Speaker 4 (19:11):
We haven't keep your saddle all in your gun. Grace
and holler if you need me.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Good morning, you got a big show on already, more
chances you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 12 (19:42):
I will create my own race or people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two Jong Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio for your Thursday,
November seventh, quick.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
You having the birthday today?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Happy birthday, sharing one with a singer lower day.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
It's twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Johnny Rivers himma's alfamations of Melpoms.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
And some love in Memphis. What are you, Johnny? Yeah,
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Remember Johnny Rivers like, yeah, he is eighty two years old?
About that man, Joni Mitchell, remember excuse that neck and
on the album cover she's eighty one years old today?
Speaker 5 (21:13):
You there how she's held up.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Pillsbury dough Boys fifty nine. We found out he's married.
Was it Popper? I think his wow? Poppy? Maybe is
he his kids are like yeah, since she has one
in the oven or something? I was butting and oven. Hey,
look at you?
Speaker 13 (21:36):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Evangelist Billy Graham would have been one hundred and six
years old today.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
How about that.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
We're getting ready to talk to his boy, Franklin Graham's organization.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
So, Meredith purs, is that time of the year again?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
We got somebody special that went through Hurricane Helene of
bradyes that we got to hear her story and we
will us coming up in minutes.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
So hang right here, Big Show rolls on.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Thank good morning. Big Shows on the radio coming up
we'll play John BOYD. Yeah, but day for a happy
heard prize. Fag me right now, y'all, longtime Big Show listeners.
You know we kicked Christmas off early here thanks to
Operation Christmas childs American's Purse since gift filled Operation Christmas
Child shoe boxes the children in need around the world,
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together with a message of the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
National Collection week November eighteenth through the twenty fifth.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Randy Riddle is on the line with us again this morning.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Good morning, Randy, good morning, Merry Christmas. You guys. Two
hundred and twenty million children have received Samaritan's Purse Operation
Christmas Child Shoebox gifts over the thirty years that we participated,
and Big Show listeners show up every year in a
big way.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
And today do we have Jordan on the line, Randy.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Yes, sir, we do. Jordan is here and has a
story about how God has used Samaritan's person her life.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Jordan. Good morning, Jordan.
Speaker 13 (23:02):
Good morning, wonderful to be with you.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Thank you so much so our listener.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Jordan is a marketing strategy manager for Operation Christmas Child,
and you were personally impacted by Hurricane Helene we talked,
we ran yesterday. That's right where you guys lived the
hardest hit areas. Can you tell us a little bit
about that. How's everything?
Speaker 9 (23:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (23:24):
Absolutely, So my husband and I we actually live really
right down the street from Smardon's first headquarters, and so
we have two kids, their ages six and eight, and
we actually live on a little creek where our kids
have grown up catching crawdads in the summers, you know,
and we live on some shared land with my mother
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in law and our neighbors who have a newborn, and so,
you know, the night before the storm, we had gone
over to my mother in law's house just to ride
it out, kind of thinking it was going to be
a fun sweep over at grandma's. And you know, sometimes
the creek when it rained, so we expected that the
yard might flood. But that day, the difference between normal
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flooding and what became life threatening flooding really happened in
about thirty minutes. And at one point we looked across
the yard and all we could see was wiste high
rushing water. And our neighbors called us and they said,
you know, we think we might need to come over
to you because the house we were in was on
just slightly higher ground, and so my husband he waded
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over to them where they were, and my mother and
I we just kind of hit the floor as we
were watching him and our neighbor. They were walking across
that yard holding their two week old babies over their heads,
and we were just praying every step, you know, that
no one would lose their footing. And right as that
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was happening, actually the foundation of a house up the
creek from us gave way, and a seven hundred fifty
gallon pro pain tank came rushing over my mother in
law's wall and it slammed into the porch in front
of us, and when it hit it just busted it
on impact and it started filling our whole house with
pro pain. So at that point, you know, we realized
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foundations were being swept away and we weren't safe where
we were anymore, so we went to the front porch
to evacuate. But as we were trying to step off
the porch, our legs were actually getting swept out from
under us because the current was so strong. So my husband,
our neighbor, and his dad kind of walked out and
planted themselves and we started passing all of our babies
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up over our heads down the chain to try to
get them out to the vehicles. And you know that
whole time, all of us mamas, we were holding each
other's hands and we were just praying, thank you, Jesus
that you're the one holding our children, and thank you
that you keep our heads above the water. So we
praised God on his that we were able to evacuate.
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There were trees coming down around us. There were roads
literally being washed away, and we actually had to get
out of our car and climb over a down tree
at one point in order to get to safety. But
we know that the Lord truly protected us. And actually,
one of my favorite stories about that day is when
we told our kids that we needed to leave, they
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built a little fort in my mother in law's sunken
living room and they put all their little stuffed animals
in there. They gave them blankets so they would stay warm,
and they put a little battery powered lantern so they
wouldn't be afraid of the dark. And then they prayed
over that fort and they kind of just mirrored our
prayers that they'd heard us say, and they said, Lord,
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we asked that you keep our babies safe. And when
we came back hours later to assess the damage, there
was water everywhere in all three homes, but their little
fort was dry and it was it was the lowest
part of the house, but somehow it was dry and
their little lantern was still flickering.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Wow, wow, it's great.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Well then we moved to that Jordan, were just what
you went through that none of us can even imagine.
Your with your children and now looking at children around
the world, how are you moving forward with packing shoebox gifts.
It kind of ties together cod He's one great God.
Speaker 13 (27:34):
Yeah, and you know it's so funny, but we actually
couldn't think of a better time to actually pack our
operation Christmas stop. Tu box gives us a family because
even as our own community has seen over the past month,
there's just something so special about finding a moment, even
in the middle of devastation, to smile and laugh and
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even delight in little treasures. You know, and more than ever,
I think my kids really understand the comfort of turning
to Jesus in the middle of a storm and that
power of hope in a dark place. And so we
talked to them about there's so many children just like
them going through storms, and some are literal and some
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are metaphorical. But a lot of those kids don't have
Jesus to clean to like we did. So my kids
were really excited actually to pack their shoebox gifts this
year and to pray that the children receiving them would
find joy and also come to know Jesus as their friend.
And you know, because they saw the Lord answer their
prayers over their animals, they're just praying so boldly over
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these shoeboxes.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
All right, Well, congratulations Jordan.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
That is the best thing that has been on the
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I don't know, go back five ten years. You gotta wait.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Randy hasn't taken his turn yet.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Franklin Graham given the gospel all these rock and roll
stations was a hot point. Now that Jordan's just thank
you so much sharing that with us, man, that is
so awesome.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
Well, just a quick follow up in that, you know,
Samarita's Purse immediately deployed a team to support Jordan's family
do a mud out at her house and her mother
in law's house and has supported getting the house back
on its feet. But you know, this storm did hit
Western North Carolina, Georgia, different areas of the country. Samaritan's
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purse theme, of course, is helping in Jesus name, and
that's what Samardas purse did with Jordan's family, and that's
what Samarda's Purse intends to do. With twelve million shoebox
gifts gospel opportunities, many of them coming from Big Show listeners.
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Speaker 3 (29:48):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Good stuff, Brandy, thank you so much, Jordan, thank you,
thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
You have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
God bless you guys. Merry Christmas to you.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
All right, buddy, we'll talk to you again soon. All righty' well,
let's get on in here. Let's play this John Boy
Jeopardy game with a happy heard prize pack for here.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Let's review.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yes, that is an awesome one. See yesterday review yesterday's question.
We found out worldwide, this holiday has been celebrated on
one hundred and thirty five different days.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Of the year.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
That would be Christmas.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Christmas.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
How about that Today's John Boy Jeopardy. This is the
fastest growing plant on Earth. In ideal conditions, it can
grow as much as thirty five inches a day, meaning
you can literally watch it grow.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
Is your marijuana?
Speaker 8 (30:40):
Said?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
There watching it?
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Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
What you all got?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
One eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
We played John Boy Jeopardy Next. Good morning, it's a
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big show on the radio. Moving to your Thursday over
the seventh. Today's feature track for the Big Show, Big Box.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Reverend Bitterrare Collins got ten rules for life. Yes a
man George Righie words ten rules.
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When the hit the bit box out at the Big
Show dot Com there right now, that's play JEMs live
across America.
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It's Jon Boys, Jepany and now your host.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
To celebrate the ends of the presidential campaigns.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
He stopped off.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
At Starbucks this morning and treated himself to a grande
full of crappuccino.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Peez, John Boy, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
As they had a Daniel a lot of Nex City, Alabama.
Good morning, Daniel, No buddy got the first shot at
John Boy Jeverty this morning. Daniel. So the fastest growing
plan on Earth, Daniel. In audio conditions, it can grow
as much as thirty five inches a day, meaning you
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can literally watch it grow. I'm gonna have to go
with grass. You say grass, let's see.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
I believe it's just to say it.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Where's up? Godless? Warming up doing? Daniel? We appreciate you
that buddy. You keep trying my boy. Thank you all man.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Let's go to Jessica Charlotte, North Carolina. I would have
went into it, Dan, maybe a specific condagrass he was
thinking about, but thirty five inches a day.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Yeah, that's hard for the service boy. Really, Hey, this
should be Jessica and Charlotte. Is that you Jessica?
Speaker 9 (33:05):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Hey, all right? Quinn hanging hear that like a dog.
That's good, all right, Jessica. Well you're up.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
It's your shot at John boy jeopardy. What's a plant
that can grow thirty five inches a day and ideal conditions,
fastest in the world.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
What you got?
Speaker 13 (33:24):
I'm gonna have to say, what is bamboo?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
What is bamboo? About it the day?
Speaker 6 (33:37):
And I think technically we owe the first guy an
apology because bamboo is a type of grass.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Oh that's right, said, Oh fine, give it to the
baby doll out of Charlotte. Yep, all right, Jessica, you
win a baby prize bag is coming your way.
Speaker 13 (33:53):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Of course? Go ahead, all right.
Speaker 13 (33:57):
Shout out to my dad.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Colin's Alvin.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
He's been listening to y'all for years, and I've been
listening to you since I was five years old growing up.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Well, awesome, Jessica, you'd kiss your daddy for us? All right?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I sure will thank you, all right.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Babe, hang on with jacket.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
Alright. You about cut you up on your news.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
You got there, all right, man coming up to my
desperate enough to act zi like, we love you for it.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio
for your Thursday, November the seventh, we're looking in the
birthday list and this one want.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
To visit Jaggie's people researcher Madam Curry. Maybe it's kind
of spelled a little different, but it could be. But
becausing eighteen sixty seven, that's when she was born on
this day. So Curry, along with her husband, discovered radium
and then like get thirty four, she passed away as
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a result of overexposure to radium. Radio is just radio active.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Yeah, but that was wow. They were having a big time,
you know, experimenting with it.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
I mean they even started making glass wearing plates out
of radioactive materials and you still find them in antique stores.
Speaker 8 (35:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
And you know those flowing the dark wristwatches that have
uh huh glowing the dark numbers on them, Well that
was also in the.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Radio radio active radioactive what about them? Cool rock like
suggest that the hippies have.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Believe it or not. I didn't hang out with a
lot of.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Really tell you, oh, madam McCurry, Well we got our own,
Madam Curry.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Now yeah, right, that's helpful.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Good morning. It's it make on the radio. And right
now here we go.
Speaker 9 (36:59):
It's to axeit, Yo, what's up? Welcome to axe Eich,
the place to go for all the for one one
you need for all yall. What you call intro personal
relationship is se dig this, mister Turner. I'm in a
real fix, so I'll get right to the point. My
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ex girlfriend is a hired assassin. I know it sounds crazy,
but it's true. She's gone all over the world as
a contract killer for different governments.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
She's even showed me pictures of her trophies.
Speaker 9 (37:39):
All of a sudden, old dead eye is afraid of me,
and she got a court order so I can't go
near her. The problem is no one believes me, and
I still love her. Help me, mister Turner, You're my
only hope. Signed, KB, dere KB and Billy. If I
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find out this is you screwing man, We're gonna have
a problem there, KB. Uh, what the hell? I I
don't even know what the okay, let's see.
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (38:21):
First off, I got to ask, and I'm sorry if
you gets mad, But it's you in a job where
you're nogging, get banged around a lot of or you
gotta breathe some kind of fumes belonged pads of time
because damn you sound insane. But hell, who knows? Man,
(38:41):
Maybe you is telling the truth. I've heard weird the stories.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
That is a lie. This is the weirdest story, man.
Speaker 9 (38:50):
What's up with you?
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Mad?
Speaker 7 (38:56):
Now? Uh?
Speaker 9 (38:57):
This is a teddy bit out side my WHEELI house.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Brother.
Speaker 9 (39:01):
I'm used to cheating holes in two timing bros too,
dif fruit is and big old booties, party geeks and
fetish freaks, but having your ex sugar breeches be a
bona fide. Jane Bond is one for the books. Now,
I've been with lots of women who was killers. Some
killed my bank account, some killed my last nerves, some
killed a lot of the Boone farm every hour Jackie.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
But none of them ever killed you know of people?
Speaker 9 (39:32):
Now, Look, it's one of two things. Either you is
dating a ninja or you is nuttier than a squirrel turn.
But if you really love whether, if you're really in
love with her, I guess I got to try to help.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Let me preach you on it.
Speaker 10 (39:51):
Now.
Speaker 9 (39:51):
Now, now, first off, if you want to get back
with your sexecutioner lover, you need to tone down trying
to blow hug. You might want to pick up a clue.
There sherlock Brahms. She's a stone cold killer. You trying
to ride her out to the whole damn world. You
might just be wearing a bullseye on your brain. You
gotta be cool, fool, stupid cracker. I know you're a
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cracker because a brother would have been lod.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
If you was.
Speaker 9 (40:20):
If that was me, I'd be smooching her bumper every
chance I got. But you keep acting the fool, and
the next time anyone sees you, it's gonna be on
a milk carton you dig I hate to say it,
but in a way I sort of see your side
of it. I mean, having a gun slicker for a
girlfriend could have its advantage it. Nobody gonna cut in
line in front of you. I'm doing to door sales, dude,
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looking to become extinct. You're gonna walk up in the
ten items a less line with a car full. Nobody
gonna say a damn word. Neighbor won't return a lot more.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
He borrowed his ass is grass?
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Get it?
Speaker 9 (40:57):
You gots it made. You just gotta your step. You
get back with her. You're gonna have to watch what
she wants to watch. You're gonna have to eat when
she wants to eat, and when she's in the mood
to be with her. Dude, well you better keep a
bottle of a Niagara with you at all times. This
is one deadly skizer, and you damn well better pleas her.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
What the hell k be? That's all I got for news.
I gotta say, I'm pretty damn happy not to be
in your shoes.
Speaker 9 (41:28):
This is one skank you can't kick to the curb,
not only an assassin, but mentally disturbed.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
So the choice is hers.
Speaker 9 (41:36):
It ain't nothing to you. It's her way on the
highway no matter what you do. So if you ever
make her mad or cause her to cry, put your
head between your legs and kiss your ass. In other words,
I got nothing. It's hiss like freaked out. You want
an ox, like mal the Ix, like.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
John Boy, Billy and Peelbox one nine one one, Charlotte
den c two Way two one nine.
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Patrick Tang, the Bulletproof the broy.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Good morning, everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout.
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 14 (42:14):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie star.
I did one play in Summer Stuff. I have one
line I begocket. Thank god I can write down all
my pets on The Jump Boy and Billy Big Show
Good morning, big show's on a radio and more big
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extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league. But I'll take a
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Can do to do up and at him?
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This is a big show on the radio with a
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you up and get.
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You going to where you're gonna go unless it goes.
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You might be wherever you are, Yeah, something like that.
There you be, Oh way gutten think about that later.
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Right now. Let's see you this November the seventh, This
National cash Back Day. This is says on the first
Thursday in November. It speaks to the savvy shopper in
all of us. It's one big day of exclusive officer
that gives you the gift of cash back. I hadn't
heard you mention it, Randy, because you're always doing on
the double the Amazons and this and that, but ye
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are aware of this.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Sure, it's just another one of those national.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Holidays because if your card does cash back on your
purchase as you get it anyway, right, But it's just
wanted to bring attention to that.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah, and a lot of them have cut way back
on the reward benefits. They're not quite as glamorous as
they used to be. Let's turn this national cash back
against them.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You don't have to come down on the right side
of these the way they want you.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
To come down these national days. Right, good, I like it.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Let's look at all of them like that. It's National
bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day. Okay, Okay, let's let's don't
go against that National men make Dinner Day.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
You know that is happening more and more these days.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
I would think that that would maybe upset some men
who like to cook. And yeah, I think it's a
stereotype that men don't do dinner, but a lot of
men do.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Yeah. Yeah, I know you like to cook, now, yours
Your cooking usually involves a grill, but I've learned how
to make some things.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
I had no idea how they were mad.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I know you you really threw yourself into the whole
cooking thing. Yeah, it is good.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
It's pandemic hobby right there.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It was, that's good recipes.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Took a masterclass from Gordon Ramsey. It was fun.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
That is so randy.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
It is.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
On the computer that's not okay.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And then you get the feel for it, you know,
because that's what cooking is.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You know, what do you like?
Speaker 9 (03:31):
See?
Speaker 7 (03:31):
That's what I think it's it's got to be a field.
It's got to be a natural thing. Because I've tried.
I follow the recipe everything that it says.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I do that you can quit drying.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Let make sure that happens. We got three days in
hisery saved up. That will go to making our categories.
We'll get the first prize back out who I'm looking ahead?
When them bird Tea Counting Peanut prize packs, wake up?
Beg Joe's on the radio. The big shows on the radio.
Tell you about the first prize pack. Yeah, and a
sort of the small batch hand cooked peanuts from bird
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T County Peanuts, a Southern tradition for over one hundred years.
Tell them about this Christmas Well, a huge selection to
choose from on your gift list. They got something for everybody.
It'll be the best thing they get all years.
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Show dot com. Bertie County Peanuts. All right, let's get
you three days in history where we'll get our categories.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Through the win.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Eighteen sixty five the Repeating Light Company of Springfield, Massachusetts,
manufacturer the first pocket cigarette.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Lighter, the Eerie pocket Lighter. That was eighteen sixty five.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, move up to nineteen seventy three, New Jerse. He
became the first US state in which girls were allowed
to play on Little League Baseball teams.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Don't have a.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Problem with that, that's fine, little girl. About the age,
you know? Yeah, like me, someone I don't know where
they're turning around to let the boys playing the girls board.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
That's another thing that's not good.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
How about that age range? You see him on soccer teams?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Girls? I know, man a good athletes too.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
All right.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Well, then finally on the state in twenty twenty one,
Kyle Larson held off Martin Druex Junior and the NASCAR
Cup Series Championship race at Phoenix Raceway, earned his tenth
win of the season. He claimed his first Cup Series championship.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
It was hard, he was hard.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, Kyle is not one of the final four drivers.
It'll be racing in Phoenix this weekend. I'll tell you
about that a little bit. The later went on track
with Doug Rice. All right, did you already? I think
I got through those three categories? Are we ready to
play outburs one eight hundred Big Show? You told free line,
get a contestant and light next. Good morning, there's a
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Big Show on the radio for your Thursday, November the seventh.
Today's feature track from The Big Show bid Box Reverend
Billy Rag Collins ten rules for life. There's for key
words ten rules. When he hit the bed box app
the Big Show, not Cally.
Speaker 10 (06:43):
Right, Uppers, Let's play Uppers. It's the game that anyone
can win. Shon, boy, Billy, give the prizes from the
Big Prize be let's go contested number one. This should
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be a lot of fun. Playing out, have the hurry
up and guest time you love the best time you.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Have a big shots. Let's say he and Daniel from
Elizabeth can I say we have shots.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Good more than Daniels more than Hey?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
May we all good?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Danald, my brother, you are older than me.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
All right, dand thanks letting me get that out second.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
You don't know any more of the words.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Now, alright, let's get you through these three categories. You ready,
I reckon so pocket deal from eerie. Give us three
things you put in your pocket?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Ready to go.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Wider?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Change key, ma'am you know I'm signing him in with
the earie pocketlater, thank you, and now all thanks to
the state letting the little girls in three states to
begin with you letter in ready to.
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Go, Nebraska's New Jersey, North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
And for the win. Three NASCAR drivers ready to go.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Martin Truex Junior, Kyle Larson and Joey Locatto.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
One of them the final four driver in there.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Daniel, you got the bird tea County Peanuts Prize, Paggy
ready for the best peanuts you ever had?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
There, buddy, all right, it sounds good.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
Hey, you careful? I give a shout out.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I wish you would.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
I'd like to give a shout out to my brothers
and the Appalachian Warriors l EMC best brotherhood known. The
man right there, and we do everything we can to
take care of the communities.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Well shake you and you boys. Dan you're listening to
the Big Show? Why how many hours I were you?
Speaker 8 (09:11):
You?
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What we do?
Speaker 10 (09:13):
Do?
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Up a time capsule early Thursday for you guys.
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I know.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Hey, listen to this music. It must be time for something.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I can't argue with you there.
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Thanks the Captain Jean Jean ingele Is other job is
Intercoastal Realty Corporation. Then Beach's see if y'all heard these
always look back at the past year for the Darwin Awards. Well,
first one, the winner is that Samanthis husband left.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Derwood Award Derwood.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Well when his thirty eight caliber revolver failed to fire
at his intended victim during a hold up in Long Beach, California,
would be Robert James Elliott did something that can only
inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the
trigger again and this time it worked. Yeah, Now we
have some honorable mentions For twenty ten, the chef at
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a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat
cutting machine, and, after a little shopping around, submitted a
claim to his insurance company. The company, expecting negligence, sent
out one of its men to have a look for himself.
He tried the machine and also lost a finger. The
chef's claim was approved. A man who shoveled snow for
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an hour to clear a space for his car during
a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find
a woman had taken a space. Understandably, he shot her.
After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a zimbabwe
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and bus driver found that the twenty mental patients he
was supposed to be transporting had escaped, and, not wanting
to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby
bus stop and offered everybody waiting there a free ride.
He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling
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the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone
to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for three days.
An American teenager was in a hospital recovering from serious
head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how
he received the injuries, the lad told police that he
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was simply trying to see how close he could get
his head to a moving train before he was hit.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
And now he knew no doubt brilliant.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
The man walked into a Louisiana circle k, put a
twenty dollar bill on the counter, and asked for change.
When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled
a gun and asked for all the cash in the register,
which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash
from the clerk and fled, leaving the twenty dollars bill
on the counter. The total amount of cash he got
from the drawer fifteen dollars. Now, if somebody points a
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gun at you and gives you money, I'm committed.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He
decided that to just throw a cinder block through a
liquor store window, grabbed some booze, and run. So he
lifted the cinder block heaved it over his head at
the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the
would be thief on the head. Knocking him unconscious. The
liquor store window was made of plexiglass. As a female
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shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed
her purse and ran. The clerk called nine to one
one immediately, and the woman was able to give them
a the tail description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the
police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in a car
drove back to the store. The thief was then taken
out of the car and told to stand there for
a positive ID, to which he replied, yes, officer, that's her,
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that's the lady.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I stole the person.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
The ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a burger king and had he pronounced at
Michigan Town just planning hipsy hipsilanty Pensilanti, Michigan at five am.
So was in a burger king, flashed a gun and
demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said
he couldn't open the cash register without a food order.
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Well that the man ordered onion rings. The clerk said
they weren't available for breakfast, so the man got frustrated
and walked away. And finally, when a man attempted to
siphon gas from a motor home parked on the Seattle
street by sucking on a hose. He got much more
than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to
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find a very sick man curled up next to a
motor home near spilled sewage. Police spokesman said that the
man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged
his siphoned hose into the motor home's sewage tank by
a mistake. The owner of the vehicle to climbed depressed, charges,
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saying that was the best laugh you've ever had.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
So there's some oh what mated or last in it?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Oh, all right, we'll see somebody does something stupid this year,
and we'll let you know.
Speaker 11 (15:18):
John Boy and Dilly, what you just said is one
of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you
even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
(15:38):
to it. I award you no points, and may God
have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Good morning, radio, dumb right, good morning, that's a big
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show on the radio. Well Our next guest usually swings
by for a free coffee in a short visit. He's
over one hundred years old and still going strong. Let's
welcome back nerval tea wheeler. How you keeping yourself.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Nerval fresh as a daisy? Thanks?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Is that a new cologne you're wearing?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Yeah, it's a little pricey.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Ooh how much?
Speaker 9 (16:35):
Three dollars and fifty t cent got it up there
at the truck stime.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Not bad for truck stop cologne.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yep, smell pretty good for an old fart.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
What brings you in today?
Speaker 9 (16:47):
Well, I come in to congratulate you on your new young,
a new young, and I don't know what you're talking about. Well, now, Jackie,
she told me that you went and got you a donkey.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, using it for kyote control
on the farm. Yeah, boy, okyoting. They don't mess with
a donkey. But there's lots of stuff you probably don't
know about donkeys. No, I got that covered, really, Yeah,
my wife is a donkey expert.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Why I didn't know that?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Neither did I?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Well, now she got her match set.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I don't follow you.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
Well, she got a jack asked to go with the
one she married, and I smelled good.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, And listen, did I ever tell you about my donkey?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I don't believe so well, have.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
You got a minute?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (17:34):
When I was a young fellow there, my pastor at
the church, he had a dandy donkey is really fast,
and I talked him into entering in a race out
there at the fare. He did and it won, and
he kept on the enternt different races, and that donkey
kept the winning. But the local paper got wind of
it and published an article. The headline was Pastor's ass
(17:56):
out front. Now the bishop got win it and he
told the pastor he he couldn't enter in another race,
and the paper wrote an article, the Bishop scratches pastor's ass. Yeah,
and the bishop he's about half hot. He told the
pastor there to get rid of that donkey. So pastor
(18:17):
give it to a nun that the convent there. Next
day the paper printed the none has best ass in town.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Oh well, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Now the bishop damn near fainted there. I stepped up
and I give that none ten dollars for that donkey,
and the paper said sells asked for ten dollars. So
the bishop told the nun to buy the donkey back
and turn it a loose summers. The next day paper said,
none reveals her ass is wild and free.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (18:48):
They buried the bishop wake?
Speaker 9 (18:51):
I got that donkey back, though I cried the river
when he died, and dougle big o hole to bury
me in.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
I guess you could call it an ass.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I get it, I get it. I'm gonna get the.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Joke in there. Summer. Yeah, well, I recognize an overstate.
My welcome here. I'm won't get me another cup of coffee.
And you don't mind?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Do you help yourself?
Speaker 4 (19:11):
We haven't keep your saddle all in your gun. Grace
and holler if you need me.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Good morning, you got a big show on already, more
chances you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 12 (19:42):
I will create my own race or people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two Jong Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio for your Thursday,
November seventh, quick.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
You having the birthday today?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Happy birthday, sharing one with a singer lower day.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
It's twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Johnny Rivers himma's alfamations of Melpoms.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
And some love in Memphis. What are you, Johnny? Yeah,
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Remember Johnny Rivers like, yeah, he is eighty two years old?
About that man, Joni Mitchell, remember excuse that neck and
on the album cover she's eighty one years old today?
Speaker 5 (21:13):
You there how she's held up.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Pillsbury dough Boys fifty nine. We found out he's married.
Was it Popper? I think his wow? Poppy? Maybe is
he his kids are like yeah, since she has one
in the oven or something? I was butting and oven. Hey,
look at you?
Speaker 13 (21:36):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Evangelist Billy Graham would have been one hundred and six
years old today.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
How about that.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
We're getting ready to talk to his boy, Franklin Graham's organization.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
So, Meredith purs, is that time of the year again?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
We got somebody special that went through Hurricane Helene of
bradyes that we got to hear her story and we
will us coming up in minutes.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
So hang right here, Big Show rolls on.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Thank good morning. Big Shows on the radio coming up
we'll play John BOYD. Yeah, but day for a happy
heard prize. Fag me right now, y'all, longtime Big Show listeners.
You know we kicked Christmas off early here thanks to
Operation Christmas childs American's Purse since gift filled Operation Christmas
Child shoe boxes the children in need around the world,
(22:21):
together with a message of the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
National Collection week November eighteenth through the twenty fifth.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Randy Riddle is on the line with us again this morning.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Good morning, Randy, good morning, Merry Christmas. You guys. Two
hundred and twenty million children have received Samaritan's Purse Operation
Christmas Child Shoebox gifts over the thirty years that we participated,
and Big Show listeners show up every year in a
big way.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
And today do we have Jordan on the line, Randy.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Yes, sir, we do. Jordan is here and has a
story about how God has used Samaritan's person her life.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Jordan. Good morning, Jordan.
Speaker 13 (23:02):
Good morning, wonderful to be with you.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Thank you so much so our listener.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Jordan is a marketing strategy manager for Operation Christmas Child,
and you were personally impacted by Hurricane Helene we talked,
we ran yesterday. That's right where you guys lived the
hardest hit areas. Can you tell us a little bit
about that. How's everything?
Speaker 9 (23:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (23:24):
Absolutely, So my husband and I we actually live really
right down the street from Smardon's first headquarters, and so
we have two kids, their ages six and eight, and
we actually live on a little creek where our kids
have grown up catching crawdads in the summers, you know,
and we live on some shared land with my mother
(23:44):
in law and our neighbors who have a newborn, and so,
you know, the night before the storm, we had gone
over to my mother in law's house just to ride
it out, kind of thinking it was going to be
a fun sweep over at grandma's. And you know, sometimes
the creek when it rained, so we expected that the
yard might flood. But that day, the difference between normal
(24:07):
flooding and what became life threatening flooding really happened in
about thirty minutes. And at one point we looked across
the yard and all we could see was wiste high
rushing water. And our neighbors called us and they said,
you know, we think we might need to come over
to you because the house we were in was on
just slightly higher ground, and so my husband he waded
(24:32):
over to them where they were, and my mother and
I we just kind of hit the floor as we
were watching him and our neighbor. They were walking across
that yard holding their two week old babies over their heads,
and we were just praying every step, you know, that
no one would lose their footing. And right as that
(24:53):
was happening, actually the foundation of a house up the
creek from us gave way, and a seven hundred fifty
gallon pro pain tank came rushing over my mother in
law's wall and it slammed into the porch in front
of us, and when it hit it just busted it
on impact and it started filling our whole house with
pro pain. So at that point, you know, we realized
(25:16):
foundations were being swept away and we weren't safe where
we were anymore, so we went to the front porch
to evacuate. But as we were trying to step off
the porch, our legs were actually getting swept out from
under us because the current was so strong. So my husband,
our neighbor, and his dad kind of walked out and
planted themselves and we started passing all of our babies
(25:40):
up over our heads down the chain to try to
get them out to the vehicles. And you know that
whole time, all of us mamas, we were holding each
other's hands and we were just praying, thank you, Jesus
that you're the one holding our children, and thank you
that you keep our heads above the water. So we
praised God on his that we were able to evacuate.
(26:01):
There were trees coming down around us. There were roads
literally being washed away, and we actually had to get
out of our car and climb over a down tree
at one point in order to get to safety. But
we know that the Lord truly protected us. And actually,
one of my favorite stories about that day is when
we told our kids that we needed to leave, they
(26:23):
built a little fort in my mother in law's sunken
living room and they put all their little stuffed animals
in there. They gave them blankets so they would stay warm,
and they put a little battery powered lantern so they
wouldn't be afraid of the dark. And then they prayed
over that fort and they kind of just mirrored our
prayers that they'd heard us say, and they said, Lord,
(26:45):
we asked that you keep our babies safe. And when
we came back hours later to assess the damage, there
was water everywhere in all three homes, but their little
fort was dry and it was it was the lowest
part of the house, but somehow it was dry and
their little lantern was still flickering.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Wow, wow, it's great.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Well then we moved to that Jordan, were just what
you went through that none of us can even imagine.
Your with your children and now looking at children around
the world, how are you moving forward with packing shoebox gifts.
It kind of ties together cod He's one great God.
Speaker 13 (27:34):
Yeah, and you know it's so funny, but we actually
couldn't think of a better time to actually pack our
operation Christmas stop. Tu box gives us a family because
even as our own community has seen over the past month,
there's just something so special about finding a moment, even
in the middle of devastation, to smile and laugh and
(27:54):
even delight in little treasures. You know, and more than ever,
I think my kids really understand the comfort of turning
to Jesus in the middle of a storm and that
power of hope in a dark place. And so we
talked to them about there's so many children just like
them going through storms, and some are literal and some
(28:15):
are metaphorical. But a lot of those kids don't have
Jesus to clean to like we did. So my kids
were really excited actually to pack their shoebox gifts this
year and to pray that the children receiving them would
find joy and also come to know Jesus as their friend.
And you know, because they saw the Lord answer their
prayers over their animals, they're just praying so boldly over
(28:36):
these shoeboxes.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
All right, Well, congratulations Jordan.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
That is the best thing that has been on the
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I don't know, go back five ten years. You gotta wait.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Randy hasn't taken his turn yet.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Franklin Graham given the gospel all these rock and roll
stations was a hot point. Now that Jordan's just thank
you so much sharing that with us, man, that is
so awesome.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
Well, just a quick follow up in that, you know,
Samarita's Purse immediately deployed a team to support Jordan's family
do a mud out at her house and her mother
in law's house and has supported getting the house back
on its feet. But you know, this storm did hit
Western North Carolina, Georgia, different areas of the country. Samaritan's
(29:28):
purse theme, of course, is helping in Jesus name, and
that's what Samardas purse did with Jordan's family, and that's
what Samarda's Purse intends to do. With twelve million shoebox
gifts gospel opportunities, many of them coming from Big Show listeners.
All you need to do is go to the Big
Show dot Com. You'll find everything that you need to
pack a shoebox this year.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Good stuff, Brandy, thank you so much, Jordan, thank you,
thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
You have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
God bless you guys. Merry Christmas to you.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
All right, buddy, we'll talk to you again soon. All righty' well,
let's get on in here. Let's play this John Boy
Jeopardy game with a happy heard prize pack for here.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Let's review.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yes, that is an awesome one. See yesterday review yesterday's question.
We found out worldwide, this holiday has been celebrated on
one hundred and thirty five different days.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Of the year.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
That would be Christmas.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Christmas.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
How about that Today's John Boy Jeopardy. This is the
fastest growing plant on Earth. In ideal conditions, it can
grow as much as thirty five inches a day, meaning
you can literally watch it grow.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
Is your marijuana?
Speaker 8 (30:40):
Said?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
There watching it?
Speaker 8 (30:43):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
What you all got?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
One eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
We played John Boy Jeopardy Next. Good morning, it's a
(31:18):
big show on the radio. Moving to your Thursday over
the seventh. Today's feature track for the Big Show, Big Box.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Reverend Bitterrare Collins got ten rules for life. Yes a
man George Righie words ten rules.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
When the hit the bit box out at the Big
Show dot Com there right now, that's play JEMs live
across America.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
It's Jon Boys, Jepany and now your host.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
To celebrate the ends of the presidential campaigns.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
He stopped off.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
At Starbucks this morning and treated himself to a grande
full of crappuccino.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Peez, John Boy, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
As they had a Daniel a lot of Nex City, Alabama.
Good morning, Daniel, No buddy got the first shot at
John Boy Jeverty this morning. Daniel. So the fastest growing
plan on Earth, Daniel. In audio conditions, it can grow
as much as thirty five inches a day, meaning you
(32:19):
can literally watch it grow. I'm gonna have to go
with grass. You say grass, let's see.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
I believe it's just to say it.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Where's up? Godless? Warming up doing? Daniel? We appreciate you
that buddy. You keep trying my boy. Thank you all man.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Let's go to Jessica Charlotte, North Carolina. I would have
went into it, Dan, maybe a specific condagrass he was
thinking about, but thirty five inches a day.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Yeah, that's hard for the service boy. Really, Hey, this
should be Jessica and Charlotte. Is that you Jessica?
Speaker 9 (33:05):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Hey, all right? Quinn hanging hear that like a dog.
That's good, all right, Jessica. Well you're up.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
It's your shot at John boy jeopardy. What's a plant
that can grow thirty five inches a day and ideal conditions,
fastest in the world.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
What you got?
Speaker 13 (33:24):
I'm gonna have to say, what is bamboo?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
What is bamboo? About it the day?
Speaker 6 (33:37):
And I think technically we owe the first guy an
apology because bamboo is a type of grass.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Oh that's right, said, Oh fine, give it to the
baby doll out of Charlotte. Yep, all right, Jessica, you
win a baby prize bag is coming your way.
Speaker 13 (33:53):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Of course? Go ahead, all right.
Speaker 13 (33:57):
Shout out to my dad.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Colin's Alvin.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
He's been listening to y'all for years, and I've been
listening to you since I was five years old growing up.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Well, awesome, Jessica, you'd kiss your daddy for us? All right?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I sure will thank you, all right.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Babe, hang on with jacket.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
Alright. You about cut you up on your news.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
You got there, all right, man coming up to my
desperate enough to act zi like, we love you for it.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio
for your Thursday, November the seventh, we're looking in the
birthday list and this one want.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
To visit Jaggie's people researcher Madam Curry. Maybe it's kind
of spelled a little different, but it could be. But
becausing eighteen sixty seven, that's when she was born on
this day. So Curry, along with her husband, discovered radium
and then like get thirty four, she passed away as
(35:34):
a result of overexposure to radium. Radio is just radio active.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Yeah, but that was wow. They were having a big time,
you know, experimenting with it.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
I mean they even started making glass wearing plates out
of radioactive materials and you still find them in antique stores.
Speaker 8 (35:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
And you know those flowing the dark wristwatches that have
uh huh glowing the dark numbers on them, Well that
was also in the.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Radio radio active radioactive what about them? Cool rock like
suggest that the hippies have.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Believe it or not. I didn't hang out with a
lot of.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Really tell you, oh, madam McCurry, Well we got our own,
Madam Curry.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Now yeah, right, that's helpful.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Good morning. It's it make on the radio. And right
now here we go.
Speaker 9 (36:59):
It's to axeit, Yo, what's up? Welcome to axe Eich,
the place to go for all the for one one
you need for all yall. What you call intro personal
relationship is se dig this, mister Turner. I'm in a
real fix, so I'll get right to the point. My
(37:21):
ex girlfriend is a hired assassin. I know it sounds crazy,
but it's true. She's gone all over the world as
a contract killer for different governments.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
She's even showed me pictures of her trophies.
Speaker 9 (37:39):
All of a sudden, old dead eye is afraid of me,
and she got a court order so I can't go
near her. The problem is no one believes me, and
I still love her. Help me, mister Turner, You're my
only hope. Signed, KB, dere KB and Billy. If I
(38:00):
find out this is you screwing man, We're gonna have
a problem there, KB. Uh, what the hell? I I
don't even know what the okay, let's see.
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (38:21):
First off, I got to ask, and I'm sorry if
you gets mad, But it's you in a job where
you're nogging, get banged around a lot of or you
gotta breathe some kind of fumes belonged pads of time
because damn you sound insane. But hell, who knows? Man,
(38:41):
Maybe you is telling the truth. I've heard weird the stories.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
That is a lie. This is the weirdest story, man.
Speaker 9 (38:50):
What's up with you?
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Mad?
Speaker 7 (38:56):
Now? Uh?
Speaker 9 (38:57):
This is a teddy bit out side my WHEELI house.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Brother.
Speaker 9 (39:01):
I'm used to cheating holes in two timing bros too,
dif fruit is and big old booties, party geeks and
fetish freaks, but having your ex sugar breeches be a
bona fide. Jane Bond is one for the books. Now,
I've been with lots of women who was killers. Some
killed my bank account, some killed my last nerves, some
killed a lot of the Boone farm every hour Jackie.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
But none of them ever killed you know of people?
Speaker 9 (39:32):
Now, Look, it's one of two things. Either you is
dating a ninja or you is nuttier than a squirrel turn.
But if you really love whether, if you're really in
love with her, I guess I got to try to help.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Let me preach you on it.
Speaker 10 (39:51):
Now.
Speaker 9 (39:51):
Now, now, first off, if you want to get back
with your sexecutioner lover, you need to tone down trying
to blow hug. You might want to pick up a clue.
There sherlock Brahms. She's a stone cold killer. You trying
to ride her out to the whole damn world. You
might just be wearing a bullseye on your brain. You
gotta be cool, fool, stupid cracker. I know you're a
(40:14):
cracker because a brother would have been lod.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
If you was.
Speaker 9 (40:20):
If that was me, I'd be smooching her bumper every
chance I got. But you keep acting the fool, and
the next time anyone sees you, it's gonna be on
a milk carton you dig I hate to say it,
but in a way I sort of see your side
of it. I mean, having a gun slicker for a
girlfriend could have its advantage it. Nobody gonna cut in
line in front of you. I'm doing to door sales, dude,
(40:43):
looking to become extinct. You're gonna walk up in the
ten items a less line with a car full. Nobody
gonna say a damn word. Neighbor won't return a lot more.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
He borrowed his ass is grass?
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Get it?
Speaker 9 (40:57):
You gots it made. You just gotta your step. You
get back with her. You're gonna have to watch what
she wants to watch. You're gonna have to eat when
she wants to eat, and when she's in the mood
to be with her. Dude, well you better keep a
bottle of a Niagara with you at all times. This
is one deadly skizer, and you damn well better pleas her.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
What the hell k be? That's all I got for news.
I gotta say, I'm pretty damn happy not to be
in your shoes.
Speaker 9 (41:28):
This is one skank you can't kick to the curb,
not only an assassin, but mentally disturbed.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
So the choice is hers.
Speaker 9 (41:36):
It ain't nothing to you. It's her way on the
highway no matter what you do. So if you ever
make her mad or cause her to cry, put your
head between your legs and kiss your ass. In other words,
I got nothing. It's hiss like freaked out. You want
an ox, like mal the Ix, like.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
John Boy, Billy and Peelbox one nine one one, Charlotte
den c two Way two one nine.
Speaker 14 (42:03):
Patrick Tang, the Bulletproof the broy.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Good morning, everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout.
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 14 (42:14):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie star.
I did one play in Summer Stuff. I have one
line I begocket. Thank god I can write down all
my pets on The Jump Boy and Billy Big Show
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