January 23, 2025 • 38 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater proves she’s got talent when it comes to spelling.. - John Boy has discovered a list of things kids say (again).. - Lipless stops by with a list of jokes about women.. - John Boy takes a part in the Playhouse and proves Tater isn’t the only one who can’t do accents.. - Comedian Michael Winslow spends the last hour of the show with us - and we’ll wrap up with some letters from listeners…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh I love all those five big Crown radio Man
Water Winch Cousin, Brusie, walk Man, Jack John Boy and
Belly All.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
John Boy Billy had only two white men. Never made
me more. Whoa, I feel so bonnable your lift back,
We walk over for your lift back. Wow, good morning,
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the big show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Sit down, share it with us. What was so funny
on that side? This one? No, that's not one of them.
You can do on it. That's another one of those
billy working blue off the air BIPs. Let's just say
it was a shock.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
He was accusing a government official of having been in
the pool.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, shrinkage. Yeah, so you should see Marcy trying to
write and a little tough.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
She got it right because I stood beside her and
spelled it.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
For one letter of the time.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
No, no, I And it was just like putting the
balance in the treat on the dog's nose, right exactly.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
You know, I don't know why y'all so hard on Taylor.
We're getting to say, I'd have known what she meant.
She's riding up there on the board, you know, y'all
don't need to read it and say it. I'm the
one that looks up there as inaugural. I can say that.
It doesn't matter how it spelled. Spell tator. I wouldn't
know whether you spelled it wrong. I don't know if
that is wrong or right. That's written up there, but
she didn't use letters. She has little symbols, and yeah,
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thinking on her fate.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
I love you, I love you.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I think it matters more than me and Billy because
she's from the same school system.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
That's our people. So you know I can spell Mississippi backwards?
Can you do it? I P P I S S
I S S I M the only reason she can. Congratulations,
you're going to Hollywood.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Pela says you did it just so you could say
peep on the radio.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I knew, I knew it.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Yeah, Miss fun Girling might be fun for you, but
let me tell you, it was not fun for those kids.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
And while you're thinking about that, thinking about this, don't.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Open up a buck.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
You want to wait to clean book with Pete Peas
and Wee Wee's all over.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
He is one tough monkey. He's doing the library cup
from Sidefield.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Just great, mister let me tell you something else there,
joy boy senior tyme alright, as we got a begging
and begging playing for you this morning, looking forward to that.
All right, well tell you what we're playing for you.
Give me legs up on his outburst game in minutes. Huh, so,
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y'all might as well. If you think you're gonna lose,
go ahead and party right now.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Good morning, The big show is on the radio. How
you doing? Good morning?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Alright?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Is Thursday morning? Everything? All right? This morning?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Everything?
Speaker 8 (03:51):
Click?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Uh say here go?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Three dates in history is well, we're gonna get our
three categories for this outburst game.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Getting ready to open up the lines.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
If you aim to play, listen a long thing along
with somebody come in handy.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Astronaut Edwin Buzz Aldron.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
He was the second human to walk on the Moon,
although Neil Armstrong was the first. Aldron says he's the
first man to accomplish another feed in space. He's the
first man on the moon to we we in his spacesuit.
Aldron says the moon is full of economic opportunities, including
tourism and lunar gambling. Oh boy, he wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
I think Jethro is having trouble with the Beverly Hillbillies.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yes, you know, one of my heroes is going crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Lunar gambling. Buzz might have a little problem. It might
have buzz.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
He wouldn't be surprised if there are tours to the
Moon in a few decades, modeled after the love boat
type cruise ships. He also claims the Moon would be
a perfect place for a gambling casino since it wouldn't
be subject to any of Earth's gambling regulations.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
He's been this sounds like a Tivoy plan. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
A former astronauts, a big proponent of space tourism.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
As you might tell, he's been thinking and also loves
the kino apparently.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Alden says he approves of millionaires like Dennis Tito buying
their way onto a spaceflight, and he hopes other millionaires
will call at the cash so space travel can eventually
become more affordable to the masses. He says space tourism
won't take off until shuttles are flying at least every
other day with more than ten passengers.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
The buzz got Mondes it was.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
On his day in nineteen ninety three the White House
and now said Hillary Clinton would work out of an
office near the Oval Office, an unprecedented move in first
lady history.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Hillary stated that she wanted to be closer to.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
The Oval Office so that she would be nearby in
case she was needed.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
How many times that happened? The West Wing?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
You gotta be there some having her Bill would have
been president.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
And finally was On this date in two thousand and four,
sixty year old auditor was found dead at this desk
in the finished tax office in Helsinki. Had been dead
for two days, yet thirty other employees in the tax
office and some one hundred others on the same floor
had not noticed. Co workers had colleagues who might have
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ordinarily interacted with him, were too busy to notice.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, that's probably it, Yeah, said I'm a dieing Steve. Hey, Bob,
you want going to lunch? All right? Now, let's get back.
Let me see I think I finished the dates in histories? Okay,
are good?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
So that's where we're getting our categories. Now, if y'all
want to play this Outgers game for the aforementioned buys package,
Oh my gosh, what eight hundred? If I mess up
a letter, I'm just gonna insert it later on in
the serig ain't und big show, You're toll free.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Line me caller nine and play with us and eggs.
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Good morning to make shows on Already go upburst. Let's
play upburst. It's the game that anyone.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Can john boys from the big let's got the sat
number of the worst things.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Like what I'm trying to say, is nebo crack for me?
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Have they up and guess.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
Level?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Big shots? I mean, let's say, hey, how no, Franklin
a West Virgin, you out stop fucking me? Lay? What's up? Man? Lord?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
How y'all do this morning? Good? We're doing good there,
Thank you very much? So, uh you ready to jump
on in here?
Speaker 9 (08:25):
Lee?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You got any questions? Any Let's get enough with.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Lead in five seconds, give me three things you can
gamble on ready to go.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Courses talk and uh money?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh my boker kid?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Wait a minute, what smoker kid you have?
Speaker 9 (08:46):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You can't gamble on?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Money?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Remember that game I was poking?
Speaker 10 (08:50):
Man?
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Yeah, that's right, that a fact. Wow, you know where
to pass out some dollar bills? That'd be a good
little contest later. Yeah, you pass out something.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh I got one hundred randy? Could you go get
some chap there was.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Alrightly, here go, buddy, you gotta give me three former
first ladies president's wives.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Ready go Regan mits Migan, Miss Clinton, Miss Rugsville. Oh yeah,
I don't know who the first two. Let's start stretching
for first names and think about it. Alright, Lee, here
you go.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Buddy, you were so close five seconds, three office jobs
away from the price bagage.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Did you get you a three office jobs? Ready go?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Ball secretary?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Uh a count a town out there? Way all right?
Well they had the pressure first time using a telephone.
Speaker 11 (10:05):
Thank you now, God, all wait here, don't hunt ud
hard hot and ho ho hond hondah God.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Hey, everyone knows.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
That's laud Listen is laud Listen is lut listen?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
My good a radio set's laud list it's left lest
Oh honey is no noah, God, I'm coming up every ear?
No I know Oh what good morning? A big show
(11:08):
is on the radio.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Were coming up on John Boy Jeopardy Time as restart,
heading into hour number two for those of you keeping
up with the hours.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Here of the Big Shoe.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
From Daycarehan kids say the darnedest things. The people who
followed the Lord were called the twelve opossums. The spinal
column is a long bunch of bones. The head sets
on the top and you set on the bottom. We
do not raise silk worms in the United States because
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we get our silk from Rayon.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
He is a larger worm and gives more silk. One
of the main causes of dust is janitors.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
A scalp obeys all to whom obedience is due, and
respects all duly constipated authorities. One byproduct of raising cattle
is calves. To prevent head calls, use an agonizer to
spray into the nose until it drips into the throat.
(12:12):
The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
And vinegar.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
The Johnvoys bears the climate is hot as next to
the creator. Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but
under it were deeply religious feelings. The word trousers is
an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top
and pearl at the bottom. Syntax is all the money
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collected at the church from sinners. The blood circulates through
the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.
In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon. Iron was
discovered because someone smelt it. And finally, in the middle
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of the eighteenth century, all the morons moved to Utah.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Good morning, a big shows right here on the radio.
All right, let's bring in. I give you go last rap,
you go first, Right there, buddy, that's all. That's good morning,
that job. Good morning, Randy.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
Hey, hey Jack, you're keeping these straight people white? I
mean keeping.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
It ain't easy, is it?
Speaker 7 (14:03):
Rapt earnestly since.
Speaker 9 (14:04):
Said, hell, you know, the Lord will thoughts occurve every
once in a while, just to make sure we're paying attention.
Case in point, I was sitting in my office Sunday morning.
Miss Willa may rut Off, the head of the Sunday
school program, comes in. She says, rav, we got some
no problem here. One of the Sunday school teachers is
out sick. I ain't got nobody to teach a lesson.
I said, well, that ain't no problem with class, is it?
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She says, second grade? I said, don't you worry about it.
I'll come down there and teach him myself. Heck, if
a preacher can't handle a bunch of second graders, he
ain't got.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
No business in the poolpit. At eleven o'clock. You know
what I mean? What's the lesson supposed to be about?
Speaker 9 (14:36):
Miss Rudolf says, well, we in the middle of a
ten week see reason the ten Commandments?
Speaker 7 (14:41):
I said, well, you just leave everything to meet. So
I went down in the second grade classroom.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
It's about a dozen children in and I said, okay, y'all,
I'm gonna be filling in this week. And I hey,
y'all been talking about the ten Commandments? Which one did
y'all do last week? One little girl said the one
about not killing people? I said, okay, I said number six.
So all right, this week, we're gonna look at number seven.
To myself, who number seven? That's adultery? Now, how am
I gonna talk about that to a bunch of second
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grading Okay, lord, I'm gonna need to.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Bother some of you wisdom on this. So I clear
my thought.
Speaker 9 (15:10):
I said, Commandment number seven is thou shalt not commit adultery.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
And just saying this little boy in the backing room
raised his hand. I thought, oh, here we go.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
So I said, uh, yes, young man, did you have
a question? He said, yeah, what does commit mean? Let
me know what the law's going through your way? Speaking
of not being sure what's happening. Ladies and gentlemen, here is.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Gooping you very much.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Your day appreciated. Keep praying, baby, he'll throw some Hebrew
you will except right here, Boss, you believe in life
after death? The boss asked one of his employees, Yes, sir, you.
Employee said, well there, that makes everything just fine. Boss
went ots after you left yesterday to go to your
grandmother's funeral, she called. The man goes to a shriek
and says, doctor, my wife's said faithful to me. Every
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evening she goes a Larry's bar, picks up. Then, in fact,
she sleeps with anybody who asked her, I'm going crazy?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
What do you think I should do?
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Uh, doc says all relaxed. Now take a deep breath,
Cobb down, Now tell me exactly where is Larry's ball.
Old man goes to the wizard ask her if he
could remove a curse he'd been living with for the
last forty years. Wizard says, well, baby, but you got
to tell me the exact words that were used to
put the curse od you. Oh mad says, without hesitation,
I down pronounce you man, and why oh John was
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on his death bed gas pitifully, give me one last
request here. His wife said, okay, John, what do you want?
He said, six months after I die, I want you
to marry Joe. She said, I thought you hated Joe.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
He said, I do.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Man picks some of the young woman at the bar,
persuade her to come back to his hotel. They relaxing afterwards.
He said, by the first man you ever made love to.
She looks at him, She said, maybe you look kind
of familiar. Man, go see the rab by rd by.
Something terrible's happening. I got talked to you about it.
Rab I said, what's wrong me? I said, my wife
is poisoning me. Rabbi shocked, How can that be? Said,
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I'm telling you I know she's poisoning me. Now what
should I do?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Rabbi says, well, you just calm down. Let me talk
to her.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
I'll see what I can find out. I'll let you
know by the week later. Rabbi calls back. He said, well,
I talk to your wife on the phone for about
three hours. You won't buy advice.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I said, yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Rabbi said, take the poison. Two elderly gentlemen from a
retirement center. We're sitting on the bench under a tree.
One turn's other says Slim, I've eighty three years old. Own,
I'm just full of eggs and pains. I know you're
about my age.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
How do you feel? Slim says, hey, I feel just
like a new board.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Baby say yeah, no heir, no teeth, and I think
I just messed my fans. A fella is standing on
the street corner. Ten year old kid walks up to
a fellaw says, hey, Judia, gonna help you. He says, yeah,
I'm lost, mister, can you help me find by daddy?
Fella says why give it a try?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
What's he like? Kid says? Bear?
Speaker 6 (17:54):
And women with great big boo. I said for the
humor coaching today, voss on down, Ernie, Have I taking
this before.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Morning?
Speaker 6 (18:08):
The Big Show's on the radio and more Big Show
right around the corner.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
A good morning. This is Big Show. Plastic Surgeon, Doctor
Holland p Win.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt and Smarty.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Marty's Massive man Hooters.
Speaker 10 (18:27):
Next up on the John Boy and Billy Big Show Life,
Oh for John Boy shin extensions for Billy.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
And Tata, Sorry but a brain transplanted. The little of
my league. But I'll take a whak at it? I mean,
what could it?
Speaker 9 (18:43):
He?
Speaker 6 (19:16):
Good Thursday morning, everybody got a big show on the radio,
John Boy, Jeffy will be played. Another win that will
be made in minutes. Hang on, we'll do that thing
with a big old prize baggage. And let's say about
thirty minutes, Lipless is gonna join us. Man, we ain't
seen Lipless in a long time.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
They'll be here.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Billy will translate. He said, practice. Let's lift a good deal,
good deal, and that John Boy Jeffardy thing played in minutes.
Good morning, big shows on the radio, John Boy, Jeopardy time.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Let's get on it. Uh say yesterday's question.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
While men in America don't wear them as often as
they used to, men who wear them in some parts
of Iran can be thrown in jail. You remember the
correct answer, aarra foscet T shirts. No dick trickle t shirts.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
No, that's not it.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
It was necktie. It's the necktie. All right, Okay, here
we go, y'all. Half of the people caught committing this
crime are teenagers.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
What is being off the easy for cheesy and the
other half are just embarrassing themselves.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
They're way too old to pull it off. Yeah, I
heard the rev do that? What what what does that mean?
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Off the cheesy for easy? Well, what was it street slang?
We know a black person, Let's bring in and find out.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
What was it about babies?
Speaker 4 (20:32):
It means it's good, it's cool, it's fun, it's all that.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Oh so like it's all it's like like while it
was fat you know it's fat man or it's all good.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, So off the cheesy for easy. No, off the
eazy for sheeesey, Off the easy for chezy. Right, well,
that don't make no sense. Well it had to make
sense my no way, tank may way. Now all right,
I can probably come up with the with something like that.
All right, up? Is uh off? The realm of bailm
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nine times seven flifty nine?
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Was that right?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
It's the number? But you were wrong? No, shizzle mine?
Speaker 9 (21:19):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Flifty nine?
Speaker 12 (21:20):
Is this closest coaching?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
All right? Okay, let's work.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Let's concentrate here, John Moreever the time, y'all? Have the
people calmmentting this crimeer teenagers one eight hundred, big show.
You're told, free line, we'll startar calling nine go.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Do we get a winner. Let's do it. You morning
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to make shows right here on the radio, coming up.
We can't wait.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Man Lipless Lipless in the studio. She has some humor
on us. He's up right around the bottom of the hour,
right now.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
That's nice. Yes, live across.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
I'm a racie.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
It's joby Jet party.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Now the his host of our shizzle, you know, the
one that sounded like a gizoober.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
He's John Moore. Off the good roof.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
There's a hello of Jerry out of Orlendo, Florida. Good morning, Jerry, job.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
How you doing doing good? My boy? Doing good? All right, Jerry?
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Here you are, buddy. Half of the people called committing
this crime are teenagers.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I'm gonna say shoplifting. Show a shoplifting.
Speaker 9 (22:59):
Bawn.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
Yeah, I'd like to see some statistics. See what teenager
shoplift the most. What do you think of CDs? I
would I would imagine, Yeah, amusing sounds about close. I
guess as hard as shoplift clothes. That's why I know
the writer tell you.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
It's not impossible. She did it, and she apparently wasn't
very good at it.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, she got a lot of it. Yeah, Yeah, is that.
Speaker 12 (23:24):
Rights hard to shoplift those Shakira posters. Put down your
pant like by the time you get home, or all
wrinkled up and everything.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Voice some experience. Don't see how anybody can take anything anymore.
With the sensors at the doors and the things on
the close.
Speaker 12 (23:40):
I just tell them it's my metal Hipsetty' All teenagers,
pull yourselves together.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Yeah, and congratulations there, buddy, you got the big old
prize package.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Man, you got it all. Hang on, Jackie gets information,
We'll get it to you. Okay, thank you. Good morning everybody.
The Big Show is on the radio. Hang on, we're
gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 13 (24:02):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer Stock. I have one line.
Speaker 10 (24:15):
I forgot it.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Thank god I can write down old my bits on
the top, Boy and Billy Big Show. Good morning everybody,
(24:56):
The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Oh oh, you all remember when I said I wanted
a cape Stacy Lewis. Remember Stacy has said yesterday, all right,
I'm ready, Stacy baby doll showed up with my cape. Stacy,
use Randy's microphone so he won't come back in here
and spoil it.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So uh, Stacy, this is cool. I'll describe it to you.
Big red cape. It's big. See that's what I wanted.
I mean it's big and red. It matches your if
the cap stops in the next start and.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Look on the back JB, my big gold JB letters
on the back.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Of my cape. Stacy, do you so much?
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Not so much?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Not so much? Well had you learn to do this?
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Well?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
My mother is an amazing seamstress, so she helped me
a lot. Oh thank you, Stacy's mama, Mama Lewis I
appreciate its? Mama Mills. Are you married? Oh you might
get to see one of his superpowers in action? Here
him out.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
All right, well let's tell well, Stacy, why don't you
help me put it on you.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Here?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yes, say you very much. But that oh yeah, oh
my gonna be sharp moving around Daytona. Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 12 (26:20):
You'll try jumping out of the helicops. See if cape works, Stacy, Stacy,
will you tie this bow?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I can't tie one upside down. I can't tie one
up like, oh wow, you smell good too, thank you?
Speaker 6 (26:33):
That's me.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
All right? How's that?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yes? I say this blood? All right?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
This is sweet and pockets inside you got my pockets.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Good stack. Put your hands on your hips. Put your
hands on your hips, Randy, you gonna take a picture.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Yeah, because there's a new website, idiots dot com.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I thin't gonna get picture of the monk but on
a website. But wait a minute, I want Stacy to
be in it. Women.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Wait so so y'all, pretty soon you go to the
big show dot com. See me and my cape and Stacy.
You see maybe I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
All right you ready?
Speaker 13 (27:13):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 9 (27:14):
I act like you like me?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Oh yeah, I always act like I'm talking to you.
Captain Action guy and Captain Action.
Speaker 14 (27:23):
Here here you got to get a back view of
me and Stacey, hips of the kid straight out, all right.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
All right, yes, Stacy come here. Yeah, baby, you're locking
the jball. She's hugging me from behind. All right, what
it is?
Speaker 6 (27:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Thank you, babes. Alright, Stacy, thank you so much. You
have made my my year so far. Two thousand and
three Cape for JB to the Idiot Mobile is lead.
All right, thank you baby. Good morning to make shows
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on the radio. John Boden Bill.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
And Jagging Ranny and Pillars my caep making baby dolls.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Stacy.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Okay, you got the cape, but this is where I
get to demonstrate my superpower, the ability to understand lipless.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
All right, well let's bring them on in here.
Speaker 9 (28:41):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I want hang you, I got got buddy. You gotta here,
y'all wodging? No long couss come in here?
Speaker 13 (28:49):
No way?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, well that's a long time. Somebody give him a hug,
and somebody y, I'll I'll hug you. Okay, you on
y'all out here. Oh you're gonna lie. I ain't having
one one problem been having a woman. I won't get
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on a little whoa here, so stingy with the hugs.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
Woman here, woman, woman, woman, You know I ain't wan
don't wait wait roll.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Okay, right there, y'all. How any wind it?
Speaker 9 (29:27):
Hate?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Hold on here? How many men does it take to
open it? Be beer? None? It ought to be open
when she brings it to you? Is that the one
you have?
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (29:36):
Right?
Speaker 7 (29:36):
No, I have I had two.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
If one on, don't have any hangernail? Two? If one
no hot come on her according to the wattle there
if the wattle, If no, I don't have any holl
if it's a wabble beer. It won't have any beer
or water air. You need a hog over that bottle?
Airer a bottle bottle beer? Okay, you don't have an okay?
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How can you tell? With a wall say something fart?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Can you tell when a woman is going to say
something smart? She starts out by saying, A man once told.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Me I got low wearing one, I had cloth. She
lowered her voice, she lowers her voice. I'm gonna say
you what she calls I got a why there's a
lottery rat a wad place women?
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Why is a laundromat a bad place to meet women?
Because if she can't afford a washing machine, she won't
be able to support you.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Oh, don't you really be wild? He's going to keep
an eye on.
Speaker 11 (30:52):
I have call.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
She'll smell like lottery. She'll smell smell like a lot
of rat, right, don't you that's got a yeah already,
I won't wield up in that hug. Don't make him
come over and hug you down. I got a little
loud spit on your chinn.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
I got one I could care working with how y'all
warring off? Working behind John woy you wind rake win
war awful? The women your hoot little hooty.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Why men go poop? Why men poop more often than women? Oh?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up
the pressure.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Oh god, you I ain't had one?
Speaker 6 (31:39):
I had?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
I just don't. Yeah, I had? They do they just
wait with old a dog? They just up holong.
Speaker 15 (31:47):
I told I had a hootes dog. You see, I
thought you had the food thinking a dog? Your dog
is HARKing at the light door. Hey to your wife
is yelling and her hot dog. Okay, who you gonna
had hurt dog at the back door?
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Wife, I'm at the front door. Well, normally your dog,
because he'll shut up once you let him in.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I said I had no woman, it didn't hurt riting
it all here? Make her let Oh you don't her?
I want and I heard, I heard.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
I like.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
You hold yeah, I got one more? Ho you water?
That's you won't talk? Little here? No, how old are
you hurt? One? One's watch? How do you fix a
woman's watch? I try? You don't because there's a clock
on the stove. You having problem?
Speaker 8 (32:49):
What you have?
Speaker 9 (32:51):
I had?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
You can't quit honking long enough to tell her you'll
take it to her watch?
Speaker 6 (32:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yeah, I didn't like to know. I worried. Right, you married,
but you didn't know. Her first name was always honey, your.
Speaker 10 (33:23):
How you want?
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Alright, alright, Mandy, give him the hugs. Give him a
hug out. Okay, he said, okay, okay, all right, good morning.
You got the Big Show on the radio. More chances
you to win coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
The jungle lea is my home. Oh my, should they
all die? And it's master.
Speaker 8 (34:02):
I will create my own race of people. Race have
atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here are
the first two Ton Boy and Billy from the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio. Boy shows.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Now when he wears the cape, he's going to start
using his superhero voice.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
And I can't help it. And I stand my hands
on my hips a lot, John Boy, Billy, Randy.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Jackie, and Stacy. My cape making baby doll is in
the studio right now. Oh he really likes her.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
He stood up for the last twenty minutes. She's sitting
in his chair.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yes, that's one of my superpowers, the ability to stand.
He polite, super politeness.
Speaker 6 (35:20):
I like baby dolls. Now Jackie and Stacy both behind me.
A song about me coming up next before we go
to the CERN events quiz. The easiest way for you
to win.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Hey, hey, hey, don't use all your superpowers in one day.
Speaker 14 (35:33):
Hold on, it is the ability to know how long
before that song I sing, go, go s count No,
that sounds still good already?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Then I just missing? Okay, wait, I gotta figure jump
back in. Are y'all just waiting on meeting?
Speaker 6 (36:02):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
All right, here we go. Hand the maid.
Speaker 6 (36:09):
Hand up, constant irritation away. I see Hainworth a fall.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I have about near.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
He heard a bluegrass classic. It's worse than hay Keep Bridgie,
It's worse than.
Speaker 9 (36:32):
Keep Baby.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
The baby dive hauls from down the hallway. They come
to watch, come down to gay if they like me.
Speaker 6 (37:02):
Now, Hi, when I am singing, just wait until I
get my case.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Just waiting.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Gets his cane.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
High.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I get no respect.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Heck that's a from pillar abandoned by the other guy.
No pillars rely only likes me. Cost twice a week
we get free piles two times for me, get free thank.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
You, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
I'm going to go out of your mind.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
I don't. That's another one of my superfabilities.
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh I love all those five big Crown radio Man
Water Winch Cousin, Brusie, walk Man, Jack John Boy and
Belly All.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
John Boy Billy had only two white men. Never made
me more. Whoa, I feel so bonnable your lift back,
We walk over for your lift back. Wow, good morning,
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the big show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Sit down, share it with us. What was so funny
on that side? This one? No, that's not one of them.
You can do on it. That's another one of those
billy working blue off the air BIPs. Let's just say
it was a shock.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
He was accusing a government official of having been in
the pool.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, shrinkage. Yeah, so you should see Marcy trying to
write and a little tough.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
She got it right because I stood beside her and
spelled it.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
For one letter of the time.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
No, no, I And it was just like putting the
balance in the treat on the dog's nose, right exactly.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
You know, I don't know why y'all so hard on Taylor.
We're getting to say, I'd have known what she meant.
She's riding up there on the board, you know, y'all
don't need to read it and say it. I'm the
one that looks up there as inaugural. I can say that.
It doesn't matter how it spelled. Spell tator. I wouldn't
know whether you spelled it wrong. I don't know if
that is wrong or right. That's written up there, but
she didn't use letters. She has little symbols, and yeah,
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thinking on her fate.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
I love you, I love you.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I think it matters more than me and Billy because
she's from the same school system.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
That's our people. So you know I can spell Mississippi backwards?
Can you do it? I P P I S S
I S S I M the only reason she can. Congratulations,
you're going to Hollywood.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Pela says you did it just so you could say
peep on the radio.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I knew, I knew it.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Yeah, Miss fun Girling might be fun for you, but
let me tell you, it was not fun for those kids.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
And while you're thinking about that, thinking about this, don't.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Open up a buck.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
You want to wait to clean book with Pete Peas
and Wee Wee's all over.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
He is one tough monkey. He's doing the library cup
from Sidefield.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Just great, mister let me tell you something else there,
joy boy senior tyme alright, as we got a begging
and begging playing for you this morning, looking forward to that.
All right, well tell you what we're playing for you.
Give me legs up on his outburst game in minutes. Huh, so,
(03:34):
y'all might as well. If you think you're gonna lose,
go ahead and party right now.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Good morning, The big show is on the radio. How
you doing? Good morning?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Alright?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Is Thursday morning? Everything? All right? This morning?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Everything?
Speaker 8 (03:51):
Click?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Uh say here go?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Three dates in history is well, we're gonna get our
three categories for this outburst game.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Getting ready to open up the lines.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
If you aim to play, listen a long thing along
with somebody come in handy.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Astronaut Edwin Buzz Aldron.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
He was the second human to walk on the Moon,
although Neil Armstrong was the first. Aldron says he's the
first man to accomplish another feed in space. He's the
first man on the moon to we we in his spacesuit.
Aldron says the moon is full of economic opportunities, including
tourism and lunar gambling. Oh boy, he wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
I think Jethro is having trouble with the Beverly Hillbillies.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yes, you know, one of my heroes is going crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Lunar gambling. Buzz might have a little problem. It might
have buzz.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
He wouldn't be surprised if there are tours to the
Moon in a few decades, modeled after the love boat
type cruise ships. He also claims the Moon would be
a perfect place for a gambling casino since it wouldn't
be subject to any of Earth's gambling regulations.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
He's been this sounds like a Tivoy plan. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
A former astronauts, a big proponent of space tourism.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
As you might tell, he's been thinking and also loves
the kino apparently.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Alden says he approves of millionaires like Dennis Tito buying
their way onto a spaceflight, and he hopes other millionaires
will call at the cash so space travel can eventually
become more affordable to the masses. He says space tourism
won't take off until shuttles are flying at least every
other day with more than ten passengers.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
The buzz got Mondes it was.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
On his day in nineteen ninety three the White House
and now said Hillary Clinton would work out of an
office near the Oval Office, an unprecedented move in first
lady history.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Hillary stated that she wanted to be closer to.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
The Oval Office so that she would be nearby in
case she was needed.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
How many times that happened? The West Wing?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
You gotta be there some having her Bill would have
been president.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
And finally was On this date in two thousand and four,
sixty year old auditor was found dead at this desk
in the finished tax office in Helsinki. Had been dead
for two days, yet thirty other employees in the tax
office and some one hundred others on the same floor
had not noticed. Co workers had colleagues who might have
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ordinarily interacted with him, were too busy to notice.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, that's probably it, Yeah, said I'm a dieing Steve. Hey, Bob,
you want going to lunch? All right? Now, let's get back.
Let me see I think I finished the dates in histories? Okay,
are good?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
So that's where we're getting our categories. Now, if y'all
want to play this Outgers game for the aforementioned buys package,
Oh my gosh, what eight hundred? If I mess up
a letter, I'm just gonna insert it later on in
the serig ain't und big show, You're toll free.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Line me caller nine and play with us and eggs.
(07:27):
Good morning to make shows on Already go upburst. Let's
play upburst. It's the game that anyone.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Can john boys from the big let's got the sat
number of the worst things.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Like what I'm trying to say, is nebo crack for me?
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Have they up and guess.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
Level?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Big shots? I mean, let's say, hey, how no, Franklin
a West Virgin, you out stop fucking me? Lay? What's up? Man? Lord?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
How y'all do this morning? Good? We're doing good there,
Thank you very much? So, uh you ready to jump
on in here?
Speaker 9 (08:25):
Lee?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You got any questions? Any Let's get enough with.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Lead in five seconds, give me three things you can
gamble on ready to go.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Courses talk and uh money?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh my boker kid?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Wait a minute, what smoker kid you have?
Speaker 9 (08:46):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You can't gamble on?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Money?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Remember that game I was poking?
Speaker 10 (08:50):
Man?
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Yeah, that's right, that a fact. Wow, you know where
to pass out some dollar bills? That'd be a good
little contest later. Yeah, you pass out something.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh I got one hundred randy? Could you go get
some chap there was.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Alrightly, here go, buddy, you gotta give me three former
first ladies president's wives.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Ready go Regan mits Migan, Miss Clinton, Miss Rugsville. Oh yeah,
I don't know who the first two. Let's start stretching
for first names and think about it. Alright, Lee, here
you go.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Buddy, you were so close five seconds, three office jobs
away from the price bagage.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Did you get you a three office jobs? Ready go?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Ball secretary?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Uh a count a town out there? Way all right?
Well they had the pressure first time using a telephone.
Speaker 11 (10:05):
Thank you now, God, all wait here, don't hunt ud
hard hot and ho ho hond hondah God.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Hey, everyone knows.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
That's laud Listen is laud Listen is lut listen?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
My good a radio set's laud list it's left lest
Oh honey is no noah, God, I'm coming up every ear?
No I know Oh what good morning? A big show
(11:08):
is on the radio.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Were coming up on John Boy Jeopardy Time as restart,
heading into hour number two for those of you keeping
up with the hours.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Here of the Big Shoe.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
From Daycarehan kids say the darnedest things. The people who
followed the Lord were called the twelve opossums. The spinal
column is a long bunch of bones. The head sets
on the top and you set on the bottom. We
do not raise silk worms in the United States because
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we get our silk from Rayon.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
He is a larger worm and gives more silk. One
of the main causes of dust is janitors.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
A scalp obeys all to whom obedience is due, and
respects all duly constipated authorities. One byproduct of raising cattle
is calves. To prevent head calls, use an agonizer to
spray into the nose until it drips into the throat.
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The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
And vinegar.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
The Johnvoys bears the climate is hot as next to
the creator. Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but
under it were deeply religious feelings. The word trousers is
an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top
and pearl at the bottom. Syntax is all the money
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collected at the church from sinners. The blood circulates through
the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.
In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon. Iron was
discovered because someone smelt it. And finally, in the middle
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of the eighteenth century, all the morons moved to Utah.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Good morning, a big shows right here on the radio.
All right, let's bring in. I give you go last rap,
you go first, Right there, buddy, that's all. That's good morning,
that job. Good morning, Randy.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
Hey, hey Jack, you're keeping these straight people white? I
mean keeping.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
It ain't easy, is it?
Speaker 7 (14:03):
Rapt earnestly since.
Speaker 9 (14:04):
Said, hell, you know, the Lord will thoughts occurve every
once in a while, just to make sure we're paying attention.
Case in point, I was sitting in my office Sunday morning.
Miss Willa may rut Off, the head of the Sunday
school program, comes in. She says, rav, we got some
no problem here. One of the Sunday school teachers is
out sick. I ain't got nobody to teach a lesson.
I said, well, that ain't no problem with class, is it?
(14:25):
She says, second grade? I said, don't you worry about it.
I'll come down there and teach him myself. Heck, if
a preacher can't handle a bunch of second graders, he
ain't got.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
No business in the poolpit. At eleven o'clock. You know
what I mean? What's the lesson supposed to be about?
Speaker 9 (14:36):
Miss Rudolf says, well, we in the middle of a
ten week see reason the ten Commandments?
Speaker 7 (14:41):
I said, well, you just leave everything to meet. So
I went down in the second grade classroom.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
It's about a dozen children in and I said, okay, y'all,
I'm gonna be filling in this week. And I hey,
y'all been talking about the ten Commandments? Which one did
y'all do last week? One little girl said the one
about not killing people? I said, okay, I said number six.
So all right, this week, we're gonna look at number seven.
To myself, who number seven? That's adultery? Now, how am
I gonna talk about that to a bunch of second
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grading Okay, lord, I'm gonna need to.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Bother some of you wisdom on this. So I clear
my thought.
Speaker 9 (15:10):
I said, Commandment number seven is thou shalt not commit adultery.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
And just saying this little boy in the backing room
raised his hand. I thought, oh, here we go.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
So I said, uh, yes, young man, did you have
a question? He said, yeah, what does commit mean? Let
me know what the law's going through your way? Speaking
of not being sure what's happening. Ladies and gentlemen, here is.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Gooping you very much.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Your day appreciated. Keep praying, baby, he'll throw some Hebrew
you will except right here, Boss, you believe in life
after death? The boss asked one of his employees, Yes, sir, you.
Employee said, well there, that makes everything just fine. Boss
went ots after you left yesterday to go to your
grandmother's funeral, she called. The man goes to a shriek
and says, doctor, my wife's said faithful to me. Every
(15:55):
evening she goes a Larry's bar, picks up. Then, in fact,
she sleeps with anybody who asked her, I'm going crazy?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
What do you think I should do?
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Uh, doc says all relaxed. Now take a deep breath,
Cobb down, Now tell me exactly where is Larry's ball.
Old man goes to the wizard ask her if he
could remove a curse he'd been living with for the
last forty years. Wizard says, well, baby, but you got
to tell me the exact words that were used to
put the curse od you. Oh mad says, without hesitation,
I down pronounce you man, and why oh John was
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on his death bed gas pitifully, give me one last
request here. His wife said, okay, John, what do you want?
He said, six months after I die, I want you
to marry Joe. She said, I thought you hated Joe.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
He said, I do.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Man picks some of the young woman at the bar,
persuade her to come back to his hotel. They relaxing afterwards.
He said, by the first man you ever made love to.
She looks at him, She said, maybe you look kind
of familiar. Man, go see the rab by rd by.
Something terrible's happening. I got talked to you about it.
Rab I said, what's wrong me? I said, my wife
is poisoning me. Rabbi shocked, How can that be? Said,
(17:05):
I'm telling you I know she's poisoning me. Now what
should I do?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Rabbi says, well, you just calm down. Let me talk
to her.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
I'll see what I can find out. I'll let you
know by the week later. Rabbi calls back. He said, well,
I talk to your wife on the phone for about
three hours. You won't buy advice.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I said, yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Rabbi said, take the poison. Two elderly gentlemen from a
retirement center. We're sitting on the bench under a tree.
One turn's other says Slim, I've eighty three years old. Own,
I'm just full of eggs and pains. I know you're
about my age.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
How do you feel? Slim says, hey, I feel just
like a new board.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Baby say yeah, no heir, no teeth, and I think
I just messed my fans. A fella is standing on
the street corner. Ten year old kid walks up to
a fellaw says, hey, Judia, gonna help you. He says, yeah,
I'm lost, mister, can you help me find by daddy?
Fella says why give it a try?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
What's he like? Kid says? Bear?
Speaker 6 (17:54):
And women with great big boo. I said for the
humor coaching today, voss on down, Ernie, Have I taking
this before.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Morning?
Speaker 6 (18:08):
The Big Show's on the radio and more Big Show
right around the corner.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
A good morning. This is Big Show. Plastic Surgeon, Doctor
Holland p Win.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt and Smarty.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Marty's Massive man Hooters.
Speaker 10 (18:27):
Next up on the John Boy and Billy Big Show Life,
Oh for John Boy shin extensions for Billy.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
And Tata, Sorry but a brain transplanted. The little of
my league. But I'll take a whak at it? I mean,
what could it?
Speaker 9 (18:43):
He?
Speaker 6 (19:16):
Good Thursday morning, everybody got a big show on the radio,
John Boy, Jeffy will be played. Another win that will
be made in minutes. Hang on, we'll do that thing
with a big old prize baggage. And let's say about
thirty minutes, Lipless is gonna join us. Man, we ain't
seen Lipless in a long time.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
They'll be here.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Billy will translate. He said, practice. Let's lift a good deal,
good deal, and that John Boy Jeffardy thing played in minutes.
Good morning, big shows on the radio, John Boy, Jeopardy time.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Let's get on it. Uh say yesterday's question.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
While men in America don't wear them as often as
they used to, men who wear them in some parts
of Iran can be thrown in jail. You remember the
correct answer, aarra foscet T shirts. No dick trickle t shirts.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
No, that's not it.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
It was necktie. It's the necktie. All right, Okay, here
we go, y'all. Half of the people caught committing this
crime are teenagers.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
What is being off the easy for cheesy and the
other half are just embarrassing themselves.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
They're way too old to pull it off. Yeah, I
heard the rev do that? What what what does that mean?
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Off the cheesy for easy? Well, what was it street slang?
We know a black person, Let's bring in and find out.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
What was it about babies?
Speaker 4 (20:32):
It means it's good, it's cool, it's fun, it's all that.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Oh so like it's all it's like like while it
was fat you know it's fat man or it's all good.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, So off the cheesy for easy. No, off the
eazy for sheeesey, Off the easy for chezy. Right, well,
that don't make no sense. Well it had to make
sense my no way, tank may way. Now all right,
I can probably come up with the with something like that.
All right, up? Is uh off? The realm of bailm
(21:11):
nine times seven flifty nine?
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Was that right?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
It's the number? But you were wrong? No, shizzle mine?
Speaker 9 (21:19):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Flifty nine?
Speaker 12 (21:20):
Is this closest coaching?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
All right? Okay, let's work.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Let's concentrate here, John Moreever the time, y'all? Have the
people calmmentting this crimeer teenagers one eight hundred, big show.
You're told, free line, we'll startar calling nine go.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Do we get a winner. Let's do it. You morning
(22:05):
to make shows right here on the radio, coming up.
We can't wait.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Man Lipless Lipless in the studio. She has some humor
on us. He's up right around the bottom of the hour,
right now.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
That's nice. Yes, live across.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
I'm a racie.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
It's joby Jet party.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Now the his host of our shizzle, you know, the
one that sounded like a gizoober.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
He's John Moore. Off the good roof.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
There's a hello of Jerry out of Orlendo, Florida. Good morning, Jerry, job.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
How you doing doing good? My boy? Doing good? All right, Jerry?
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Here you are, buddy. Half of the people called committing
this crime are teenagers.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I'm gonna say shoplifting. Show a shoplifting.
Speaker 9 (22:59):
Bawn.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
Yeah, I'd like to see some statistics. See what teenager
shoplift the most. What do you think of CDs? I
would I would imagine, Yeah, amusing sounds about close. I
guess as hard as shoplift clothes. That's why I know
the writer tell you.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
It's not impossible. She did it, and she apparently wasn't
very good at it.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, she got a lot of it. Yeah, Yeah, is that.
Speaker 12 (23:24):
Rights hard to shoplift those Shakira posters. Put down your
pant like by the time you get home, or all
wrinkled up and everything.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Voice some experience. Don't see how anybody can take anything anymore.
With the sensors at the doors and the things on
the close.
Speaker 12 (23:40):
I just tell them it's my metal Hipsetty' All teenagers,
pull yourselves together.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Yeah, and congratulations there, buddy, you got the big old
prize package.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Man, you got it all. Hang on, Jackie gets information,
We'll get it to you. Okay, thank you. Good morning everybody.
The Big Show is on the radio. Hang on, we're
gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 13 (24:02):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer Stock. I have one line.
Speaker 10 (24:15):
I forgot it.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Thank god I can write down old my bits on
the top, Boy and Billy Big Show. Good morning everybody,
(24:56):
The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Oh oh, you all remember when I said I wanted
a cape Stacy Lewis. Remember Stacy has said yesterday, all right,
I'm ready, Stacy baby doll showed up with my cape. Stacy,
use Randy's microphone so he won't come back in here
and spoil it.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So uh, Stacy, this is cool. I'll describe it to you.
Big red cape. It's big. See that's what I wanted.
I mean it's big and red. It matches your if
the cap stops in the next start and.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Look on the back JB, my big gold JB letters
on the back.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Of my cape. Stacy, do you so much?
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Not so much?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Not so much? Well had you learn to do this?
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Well?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
My mother is an amazing seamstress, so she helped me
a lot. Oh thank you, Stacy's mama, Mama Lewis I
appreciate its? Mama Mills. Are you married? Oh you might
get to see one of his superpowers in action? Here
him out.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
All right, well let's tell well, Stacy, why don't you
help me put it on you.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Here?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yes, say you very much. But that oh yeah, oh
my gonna be sharp moving around Daytona. Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 12 (26:20):
You'll try jumping out of the helicops. See if cape works, Stacy, Stacy,
will you tie this bow?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I can't tie one upside down. I can't tie one
up like, oh wow, you smell good too, thank you?
Speaker 6 (26:33):
That's me.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
All right? How's that?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yes? I say this blood? All right?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
This is sweet and pockets inside you got my pockets.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Good stack. Put your hands on your hips. Put your
hands on your hips, Randy, you gonna take a picture.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Yeah, because there's a new website, idiots dot com.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I thin't gonna get picture of the monk but on
a website. But wait a minute, I want Stacy to
be in it. Women.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
Wait so so y'all, pretty soon you go to the
big show dot com. See me and my cape and Stacy.
You see maybe I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
All right you ready?
Speaker 13 (27:13):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 9 (27:14):
I act like you like me?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Oh yeah, I always act like I'm talking to you.
Captain Action guy and Captain Action.
Speaker 14 (27:23):
Here here you got to get a back view of
me and Stacey, hips of the kid straight out, all right.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
All right, yes, Stacy come here. Yeah, baby, you're locking
the jball. She's hugging me from behind. All right, what
it is?
Speaker 6 (27:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Thank you, babes. Alright, Stacy, thank you so much. You
have made my my year so far. Two thousand and
three Cape for JB to the Idiot Mobile is lead.
All right, thank you baby. Good morning to make shows
(28:27):
on the radio. John Boden Bill.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
And Jagging Ranny and Pillars my caep making baby dolls.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Stacy.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Okay, you got the cape, but this is where I
get to demonstrate my superpower, the ability to understand lipless.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
All right, well let's bring them on in here.
Speaker 9 (28:41):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I want hang you, I got got buddy. You gotta here,
y'all wodging? No long couss come in here?
Speaker 13 (28:49):
No way?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, well that's a long time. Somebody give him a hug,
and somebody y, I'll I'll hug you. Okay, you on
y'all out here. Oh you're gonna lie. I ain't having
one one problem been having a woman. I won't get
(29:10):
on a little whoa here, so stingy with the hugs.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
Woman here, woman, woman, woman, You know I ain't wan
don't wait wait roll.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Okay, right there, y'all. How any wind it?
Speaker 9 (29:27):
Hate?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Hold on here? How many men does it take to
open it? Be beer? None? It ought to be open
when she brings it to you? Is that the one
you have?
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (29:36):
Right?
Speaker 7 (29:36):
No, I have I had two.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
If one on, don't have any hangernail? Two? If one
no hot come on her according to the wattle there
if the wattle, If no, I don't have any holl
if it's a wabble beer. It won't have any beer
or water air. You need a hog over that bottle?
Airer a bottle bottle beer? Okay, you don't have an okay?
(30:08):
How can you tell? With a wall say something fart?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Can you tell when a woman is going to say
something smart? She starts out by saying, A man once told.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Me I got low wearing one, I had cloth. She
lowered her voice, she lowers her voice. I'm gonna say
you what she calls I got a why there's a
lottery rat a wad place women?
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Why is a laundromat a bad place to meet women?
Because if she can't afford a washing machine, she won't
be able to support you.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Oh, don't you really be wild? He's going to keep
an eye on.
Speaker 11 (30:52):
I have call.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
She'll smell like lottery. She'll smell smell like a lot
of rat, right, don't you that's got a yeah already,
I won't wield up in that hug. Don't make him
come over and hug you down. I got a little
loud spit on your chinn.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
I got one I could care working with how y'all
warring off? Working behind John woy you wind rake win
war awful? The women your hoot little hooty.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Why men go poop? Why men poop more often than women? Oh?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up
the pressure.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Oh god, you I ain't had one?
Speaker 6 (31:39):
I had?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
I just don't. Yeah, I had? They do they just
wait with old a dog? They just up holong.
Speaker 15 (31:47):
I told I had a hootes dog. You see, I
thought you had the food thinking a dog? Your dog
is HARKing at the light door. Hey to your wife
is yelling and her hot dog. Okay, who you gonna
had hurt dog at the back door?
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Wife, I'm at the front door. Well, normally your dog,
because he'll shut up once you let him in.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I said I had no woman, it didn't hurt riting
it all here? Make her let Oh you don't her?
I want and I heard, I heard.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
I like.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
You hold yeah, I got one more? Ho you water?
That's you won't talk? Little here? No, how old are
you hurt? One? One's watch? How do you fix a
woman's watch? I try? You don't because there's a clock
on the stove. You having problem?
Speaker 8 (32:49):
What you have?
Speaker 9 (32:51):
I had?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
You can't quit honking long enough to tell her you'll
take it to her watch?
Speaker 6 (32:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yeah, I didn't like to know. I worried. Right, you married,
but you didn't know. Her first name was always honey, your.
Speaker 10 (33:23):
How you want?
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Alright, alright, Mandy, give him the hugs. Give him a
hug out. Okay, he said, okay, okay, all right, good morning.
You got the Big Show on the radio. More chances
you to win coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
The jungle lea is my home. Oh my, should they
all die? And it's master.
Speaker 8 (34:02):
I will create my own race of people. Race have
atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here are
the first two Ton Boy and Billy from the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio. Boy shows.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Now when he wears the cape, he's going to start
using his superhero voice.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
And I can't help it. And I stand my hands
on my hips a lot, John Boy, Billy, Randy.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Jackie, and Stacy. My cape making baby doll is in
the studio right now. Oh he really likes her.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
He stood up for the last twenty minutes. She's sitting
in his chair.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yes, that's one of my superpowers, the ability to stand.
He polite, super politeness.
Speaker 6 (35:20):
I like baby dolls. Now Jackie and Stacy both behind me.
A song about me coming up next before we go
to the CERN events quiz. The easiest way for you
to win.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Hey, hey, hey, don't use all your superpowers in one day.
Speaker 14 (35:33):
Hold on, it is the ability to know how long
before that song I sing, go, go s count No,
that sounds still good already?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Then I just missing? Okay, wait, I gotta figure jump
back in. Are y'all just waiting on meeting?
Speaker 6 (36:02):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
All right, here we go. Hand the maid.
Speaker 6 (36:09):
Hand up, constant irritation away. I see Hainworth a fall.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I have about near.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
He heard a bluegrass classic. It's worse than hay Keep Bridgie,
It's worse than.
Speaker 9 (36:32):
Keep Baby.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
The baby dive hauls from down the hallway. They come
to watch, come down to gay if they like me.
Speaker 6 (37:02):
Now, Hi, when I am singing, just wait until I
get my case.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Just waiting.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Gets his cane.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
High.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I get no respect.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Heck that's a from pillar abandoned by the other guy.
No pillars rely only likes me. Cost twice a week
we get free piles two times for me, get free thank.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
You, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
I'm going to go out of your mind.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
I don't. That's another one of my superfabilities.
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