November 14, 2024 • 46 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy has some What To Watch suggestions of his own.. - We’ve got another ballad of Donald Trump, called “Big Bad Don”.. - Ricky B. and Lucy R. Sharpe sing “I Got You, Babe”.. - Doug Rice delivers his final racing report for this season.. - We’ll get an update on Operation Christmas Child with Randy Riddle from the Samaritan’s Purse.. - Tater delivers her latest Tatertainment report.. - and we’ll wrap up the morning with a message from the Wallanon Treatment Center…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
I want to know who, who in the hell is
John Boy?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Why?
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Why wat something?
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Radio stations?
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John Boy and Son?
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Somebody please keep playing my mess please?
Speaker 5 (00:15):
Hey John Boy?
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What's up?
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Yeah?
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Why why watch my mind?
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Hard? Hard?
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Hard?
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They did the place to be.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Got a doodle doo coming out him. It is Thursday,
all right? You got the whole bitch yll grow back together?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Here all right? Two days in a row work. I
hope it's ain't wearing down. Who didn't?
Speaker 8 (01:22):
I got to piece myself.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
See here, there's November the fourteenth, and this National Seat
Belt Day, National Family p J Day.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Now what does that mean? It means your family's creepy.
Speaker 8 (01:39):
I normally see it around Christmas time with the whole
family is in the same outfit, right, in the same pajamas.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Maybe that's just a precursor to the family ugly sweater promo.
Speaker 8 (01:50):
I mean photo, right, they do the pajama photo now.
Even the dog gets in on them. Yeah, yeah, alright, lookout.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I mean you're gonna go buy a bunch of pjs?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Have you already got something laying around? It doesn't matter
if they match. I've seen you in your boxer plenty.
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Of This might be a day supported by Old Navy.
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all of North Carolina. There's National Pickle Day. Well, man,
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They are so good, simply bread and butter ones arsal.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Like a pickle.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
And there's National Spicy Guacamole Day. I told y'all I
do not care but guacamole.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I can't believe. It's just lazy, man.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
Maybe you should have some spicy.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
So that's what I was saying. You know, I like
to heat. Yeah, just had plain guawk. Yeah, that's not it.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Yeah, dress it up.
Speaker 9 (02:58):
Well.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
That though, was the marshel that they showed.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
They always throw a big glob of guacamole down on
top of their salad.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I mean this all the time. Something maybe it is
that have these famous salus they say, lo no, man,
he's just rainy. Based on my own experience, it looked
unappetizing on television. It's gonna look a lot worse when
you get it at the store.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I well, even find some spicy guacamole.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
All right, I got me some homework first, less get
finished with our job.
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We'll say we can get the winning beginning. We're awake.
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Speaker 5 (04:06):
No, remember the fourteenth. It was nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Danville, Virginia inventor David Bivens introduced his automatic people wash.
Sounded like a great idea, a device with large spinning
brushes similar to those he invented decades earlier to wash cars.
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All right. He was the inventor of the car washed.
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Telling that would tickle.
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So he figured, all you got to hammer everything looks
like a nail.
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You don't think, you know, he didn't figure, you know,
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Oh she had to do it.
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Speaker 6 (05:05):
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body oder went to court and made him sign an
agreement to take a bath every day, breaching the agreement
three times. Many would be forced to live somewhere else.
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Here it is your bottom of the hour and the
right on the other side our time capsules.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
We like digging up earlie on Thursday. Get your laugh.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export John Boy, Billy Peelers, Randy
Jackie and Wow what luck joining us for yugg enough time.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Robert D. Rayford Rayford, I know I was wondering her
that old man smell was coming from. I know Ravered
it gets out, you know, the first one.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
He's always listening to yug it up time, and I
know he's talking back to the radio. Uh you know
he is riding down left hand lane, blinker on.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
He talked back to the radio when the radio is
not even on.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
But here you are, Ravered with us Friday morning, yug
it up time. What's on your mind is is they
just like yuck it up stuff up there.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
You know, like I say, don't do and yuck it
up time and sort of vamped till you're ready. You know,
you get in here, you don't have anything particularly planning
and getting sort of go to juiced up and ready
to go, and you adrenaline flowing all that sort of
stuff you.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
HEARDing juice stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
See you heard a little bit of listen, I'd quit
drinking if it, but I'm scared that spoil my emmy.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Wouldn't have anything else to talk about.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Yeah, man, And you'd wake up and realize that's the
best he's gonna feel All day.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I was thinking though, all this talk about snow though,
uh huh. People talk about so people in the soako
crazy snow. And the old thing about him going buying
up all the bread and milk. We used to have
something the big old tall boy in school. I'm sure
don bread you.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Have a big there you go. We couldn't drink in school.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Name was I think his name is Clyde Biggers. He's
talking about your size, tallest money in school. Every time
it snow Joe Darton said, I hope it I hope
it snows.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Butt cheak deep to Clyde Biggers.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
I've always wondered where that expression came from.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Now we know, of course in Concorde you didn't say
but cheap deep?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Right, thank you for yourself? What what did you say? Bob?
That's up? I mean we're talking about Robert d River.
I mean, do y'all realize what a treasure we have here?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
And this man.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Don't get me to crying.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
I know, I don't.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
I won't joke you, but uh, it's a real place here.
We are going into a new year. How many years
have you been with us?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Now?
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Right?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Sixteen years?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
What was passion?
Speaker 12 (11:55):
Over?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Sixteen years?
Speaker 6 (11:57):
So quick counting And a lot of people ask, you know,
how in the world how'd you find Rayford? What's the
deal with rayferd Well? Actually, me and Billy was doing
the show was on another station, right, and uh, and
we would make fun of Ravery because he had a
TV show.
Speaker 13 (12:11):
He had a TV talk show that was the closest
thing there's ever been to a radio show on TV.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
He was sitting there at a desk like an anchorman
and just talking to people on the phone, went in
a living.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Room on the TV.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
You know, comes on there as Ravers Center, man, people,
Who's smoker headiots show?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
That was the first show.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Let's talk about it. So uh yeah, what's the hecond
of it is?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I look around tuning in on the cable and that's
about all you're seeing on the cable people doing the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Had you heard yourself talk lately?
Speaker 9 (12:43):
You know?
Speaker 4 (12:43):
The thing is, and I quit trying to be talk
like a radio announcer. I went through many, many years
trying to talk all the time like a radio announcer,
you know, And now I just sort of broke down, said, heck,
I'm gonna be who I am, who don't.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Like all juiced up? Broke down.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
That is pretty awesome, pretty awesome. And you turned seventy
five years old over Christmas holidays.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
We weren't here for your birthday.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Tell you boys, that's a benchmark. I didn't think about
it too much. The thing is, I checked the obituary,
call them every day, make sure I see all of
these people dead.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I was in school with oh, well, I know see yeah,
and I say, dad, blame.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
You know.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
The light at the end of the tunnel gets a
little the smaller the aperture against a little smaller every day.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Well, i'll tell you what about that? Is this yours? Yeah,
that's up. You keep moving around like you are.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
I can't believe a man your age does all the
stuff you do, from a jumping down airplanes, going cross
country every year with Kyle Petty on the on the
charity ride. I mean you, as long as you keep
doing stuff, maybe you'll never get old.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Yeah, that's what they say.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
But you feeling old?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Who was I?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh the other day?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Just yesterday?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
We were talking about the David Brinkley and I was
saying to him on the show about how you're off
of the radio, you're off of the TV for a
short time. People's memories are very sharp. They're always saying,
whatever happened to so and so, Like John said, nothing
happened to him.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Always been that way.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But you think about it.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
And you find out we haven't heard of David Brinkley.
Turned finds out he's out there in Jackson, Wyoming, which
by the way, we passed during the last year's ride,
and he's he's bedridden willow chair to have somebody to
look after him all the time man, and you wonder
about that. And I was mentioning two about old Sam Donaldson.
I used to work with Sam.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Sam.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You know he's sort of out of out of hear.
He's starting to lose his hair, is that true?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
That's the lord, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah, he's been coming eyebrow starting to break up, big
windstorm of his head blowing the street. But Sam something
else worked with him a long time and was telling
about the when we went to the party for him
they had when he went with ABC and he left
w t op where we all work, and he said, Sam,
why why don you go with ABC? That's a dog
network you held out you could go on with He
(15:00):
be a Sam huffed because they have so many incompetants
over there, and I know all rise to the top.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Well, what a coincidence? Same thing?
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Rayford said, all right, if I'll tell you what, buddy,
you got a job as long as you want it
right here, people love I hate you.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
That's just perfect for us, all right, buddy.
Speaker 13 (15:21):
You know later on we're gonna rafers into some new stunts.
We're gonna put him in a shopping cart and run
him into the bushes.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Jackass. Yeah, you'll have a job. Now the description of
it may change a little bit.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
John Boyan Dilly and Rayford ain't no Kinko's Good morning
rad yelled dumb.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Right, good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Well we're at that lull before the big holiday movies
come out. But that doesn't mean there aren't some great
movies being released. Then we got our best man on it.
Let's welcome back to the big show, resident critic, Rabbi
myran Bergstein.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Come on here, Rabbi, show me homies. What happening as
the world treating you? Rabbi? What the hell are you k.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Leave me waiting the next hour? I'm an old man.
I could go at any time.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Are you sick?
Speaker 10 (16:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Sick of waiting?
Speaker 14 (16:42):
Not at the stale coffee in your great rooman lovely,
but they are far more exciting destinations for people like me,
such as there's a big lunch special at bagel Berry's.
Locks and Socks, Locks and socks, smoke salmon and quality
compression socks.
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Two braves, bunch, do off.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
So what movie did you see?
Speaker 14 (17:03):
Normally I would scold you for the lack of chit chat,
but I'm hungry and my legs are swallow. So the
grandkids wanted to go see that no movie Venomous, The Last.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Vaultes, the Venom, the Last Dance. I've seen the commercials,
So who exactly is venom? It's not a who, it's
more like a what. There's no movies before this one?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Who knew? So I guess this guy Eddie gets this
black booger juice.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
On his finger and it takes over his body until
he turns into an even bigger booger with a really
big mounted each people or something?
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Did you watch the first two? His research?
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Research research.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
I get the idea. Okay, so what's the story.
Speaker 14 (17:45):
Well, this Eddie guy and this venom booger, I'll being
chased by a creepy military guy and a bunch of
monsters from Venoms Home Wild. Cut to the chase, Mayhem
ensuits right casting a good, well not bad guy. Eddie
is played by that great English actor Tom Brady Tom Hardy.
(18:06):
The actor is Tom Hardy. I thought that was the
goody two shoes guy who's all over jeffre Epstein's flight longs.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Tom Hanks.
Speaker 12 (18:17):
I thought that was the guy who kept trying to
sell me a reverse mortgage that's Tom sell It.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I thought that was the singer of it, the big
spindish shit the ladies loved.
Speaker 12 (18:26):
That's Tom Jones. I thought that was the old guy
who had smiled since Truman was president. That's Tommy Lee Jones.
I thought that was the no talent schmuck who got
famous by marrying a fat girl.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
That's Tom Arnold.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I thought that was the fat guy the little code.
Speaker 12 (18:47):
That's Tommy Boy. So who the hell am I thinking
of Tom Hardy all this time?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
First gup was a perverse.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I think he might know who killed Epstein?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Out of the movie.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Well, I gotta tell you, I gave it four yarmickers.
Is it the best movie I've ever seen? No, that
would be Dumbo.
Speaker 14 (19:14):
I still try with that Eleph, Remember that when he's
swinging up with a trunk like that in the Disney
Big Ass is what's happening with?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Of course, nobody loves you, You're freak.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
But at least in this movie the hero is a guy,
a nice fat dose of toxic mascularity.
Speaker 14 (19:34):
This ain't some skinny girl coming to the rescue. You
know why, because that don't happen. But I'm sure that'll
probably upset some folks. And I say, good God pounds
said your.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Man bun worm. But s different, Tommy Pansy bastard.
Speaker 12 (19:50):
This concrete was a paradise before you hippie Gerbil stuffers
came along.
Speaker 14 (19:56):
My advice, seek peace and we'll pray for you, your bastards.
But remember see him that day.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
It's cheaper. Good morning. The big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Doesn't have appointed INCRESO, man, I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
What come on?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Bloody hell?
Speaker 12 (20:16):
Hello, This is Ozzie Osbourne and I hate bubbles, but
I love John Boy and Billy and the whole gang.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
It's the big show.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
What were we talking about?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Rock and roll?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
H h.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Good morning and it's a big shaw on the radio,
rolling through your Thursday, November the fourteenth, and uh.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
We got tat back with us. Of course, it's just
missed Monday morning.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Joe.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
You had a good time at your Ohio wedding? Was
your cousin of yours?
Speaker 9 (21:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Like that?
Speaker 8 (21:27):
The reunion?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I like that?
Speaker 6 (21:29):
So you miss you miss what to watch? But uh
I found your notes here that you were going to use. Yeah,
Venom the number one movie again?
Speaker 5 (21:41):
That did that?
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Yep, it did how about that the best Christmas pageant
ever was number two?
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Did you get a chance to see that? I haven't
seen this, but it the trailers looked really funny, like
funny heretic Number three?
Speaker 8 (21:58):
Yeah, I didn't get to see that, The Wild Robot.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
I remember you talking about that. Number four.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
My brother and his kids, they saw that, loved.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
It, loved it. Low kids like the one, the only.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Ones in the theater.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
It might have something to do with that few movies
through them.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
She's using her experiences.
Speaker 12 (22:16):
I took a poll and bridge always be aware of
your surroundings through other people.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Absolutely fifty of them liked it.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
So you got opening up in theaters this weekend. Red One.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
That's that rock movie that looks where he's the bodyguard.
He's the body elf Sant.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Santa Claus, his kidnapped. Okay, he's a North polest head
of security. Bounce her for Santa Perfect.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
It is hilarious.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
Gets it gets in a ruckus with Crampus. No, I'm
looking forward to it.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Christmas movie hopefully, I.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
May I may be late next week.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
I gotta watch this movie.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
Well, let us know what you think here on the radio.
That would be okay, good deal. We got to set
up Big Show rolls on Good morning, got the Big
Show on the radio. All right, request for some Trump
songs that we forgot all about since he wanted it again?
Speaker 5 (23:16):
About that big bed down, all right, that's the one
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Speaker 5 (23:42):
In minutes right now, first time Trump? Who did it around?
Huh yeah, that's all. We'll explain it, all.
Speaker 10 (23:53):
Done, Bigne.
Speaker 15 (23:58):
He was born and raised New York City, married lots
of women and all of them pretty, had a big
head of hair like fresh cut hay. And everybody knew
you didn't get in the way of Big Don.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Big Dun, Big Don, Big bad Dog, big Dun.
Speaker 15 (24:23):
Nobody saw it coming that day in June when he
announced to the world that afternoon that he'd seek the
highest office in the land and give the Left the
back of his hand.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Big Dung.
Speaker 15 (24:37):
The breast didn't like how he changed the rules and
wouldn't count out of those media tools for them. Things
went from bad to worst when he kicked their ass
in the Twitter verst.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
You, Big Dog, Big Dun, Big Gone, Big bad Don,
Big Don.
Speaker 15 (25:02):
The primary races opened people's eyes as he cut the
competition down to size. It was clear the people had
made their choice. Finally someone had heard their voice.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Big Don. The left rigged the race for Hillary.
Speaker 15 (25:18):
They chose to ignore her criminality. Her election seemed to
be a done deal, but someone made that piggy squeal.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Big Don, Big Don, Big Don, Big bad Don, Big Dun.
Speaker 15 (25:40):
Turns out that Tuesday in November will be one the
left we'll always remember. Their socialist plans were soundly slapped
down by a real American.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
They thought was a clown named Don.
Speaker 15 (25:54):
They tried everything to overturn the election, even blamed the
Russians by deflection. They wind and cried and marched in
the street, and that made the win even more sweet
for Big.
Speaker 10 (26:06):
Dog, Big Don, Big Done.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Big bad Don, Big Done.
Speaker 15 (26:19):
He moved to d cum in all the drama and
to right the wrongs of Barack Obama. Then he said
the words the left still finds O. I'll defend the Constitution,
So help me God.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Big Don big Don, big Don, big bad Don.
Speaker 10 (26:43):
Big Don.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Big done, big done, big done.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
You're right, it makes sense now, all right'll let's play
John Boys yet review yesterday's question. It was nineteen seventy
The Women's Amateur Athletic Association in London banned these for
women's track meets because it gave an unfair advantage to
photo finishes, added Bro. Added Bro, I wonder if they
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came out where they're like just padded, like two or
three feet out.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Oh right, you know, but that's better than like having
men run against the women, added Bras. Y'all seen Marty, Oh,
today's John Boy Jeopardy. Why we're no. Dogs hate going
out in the rain. But it's not the getting wet
part that bothers them.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
It's because of this, the smell of wet poop poop.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
No, but I like the way you think one eight
hundred big show. You told free Line. We played John
Boy Jeopardy next good Thursday morning. It's a big show.
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On the radio feature tracking the Big Show bit box
as the walling on treatment centers search for keywords wall people.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Have loved them over the years. Yeah, they got on
their contest, but you can't get there. We'll call you.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
How about America's longest game of trivia looking skill.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Let's do it? Yes, live across America.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
It's John boyd Japplin and now a man whose wife
is still mad at him for ruining their last anniversary.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
He still doesn't know what it is he did, or
even when it was. He's John Boy from minding me as.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
I heard Jimmy out of Hazel, Kentucky. Good morning, Jimmy,
Good morning, sir.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
How everybody out there doing man?
Speaker 5 (29:16):
We are doing good. How is everything in Hazel? First
thing this morning?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Buddy, It's it's just I don't know how to explain it, Buddy,
it's just finding Okay.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Well, Jimmy, you got the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Do you feel lucky?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Well? I don't know about lucky, but the way things
has been going, I believe I can handle this.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Small talk.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I don't know much at the time.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
He's not like jim Tom.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
But if the moons you ever had any moonshine Jimmy,
because Tuckie.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Sure, I made something so good. I blote a snapper
riding lawn more up one time. Then I had to
get a liver transplant. So yeah, I've had my corn liquors.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Riding love more.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Load it up in the big as the time.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
I'm glad you made it through, Buddy. So here you
are on John Boy Jeopardy the first shot. Let's review
that question. Okay, I'm sure you've had some dogs, been
around dogs in some parts of your life, so you
know the dog. Sorry Jimmy that dogs hate going out
in the rain. But it's not the getting wet part
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that bothers them. It's because of this.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I'd say, my dog don't like the rain, the thunder
and nothing. I'd say it's probably the ears.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
You say, because of the dogs ears here like here? Okay, Well,
let's let's see what what Jimmy says. You got Anyboddy,
that's the noise? Yeah, he's your deed. Your ship just
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came in, Jimmy, one hundred and twenty dollars the bulls
hot for you buy.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Better than socks on a rooster.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
I do we have another one?
Speaker 14 (31:29):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Jimmy, you there you going, John, You know Jackie's gonna
hook you up, buddy.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
I appreciate it well to have you listening.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
Jimmy finding frog hair hair on a biscuit. I can't
remember that, Jimmy. We need to need to just check
in with with him like you know every morning.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
For the latest we.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
Had one wasn't quite as creative beautiful, but play Jimmy, Okay,
Jimmy and I need some corner like.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
We can't help you on every good morning.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
This is a week showing the radio running to your Thursday,
November the fourteenth.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Love is in the air, he Karl and a big
girl from the Dollar Store.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
They say that we.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Ain't nine too bright, our screen loose, and we ain't
rapped too tied.
Speaker 9 (33:05):
Well, I killed some folks, that much is true, But
I ain't never raised my hand to you. Baby. You
gotten me, Baby, You gotten me, babe.
Speaker 10 (33:25):
They say we shouldn't have no kids. They'll turn out
weird the same way that we did.
Speaker 9 (33:34):
Well, I don't think we're weird at all.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
We just don't have to dang much on the ball.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
Baby. You got me, Baby, you got me, babe. I
got crackers.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Had bonded me, and I.
Speaker 13 (34:00):
Got you to rub my feet.
Speaker 10 (34:06):
You're tall and then I'm short and round. And when
you talk, you make funny sayd.
Speaker 9 (34:20):
She'll take my hand.
Speaker 13 (34:22):
You're such a blurt.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
Let's take a walk.
Speaker 8 (34:25):
I can't cause my feet hurst.
Speaker 9 (34:30):
So let them think that we're insane. Between us two,
we got us half a brain. Baby. You got me, babe.
You got me, babe. You got me to make you laugh.
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You got me for your better hamp You got me
when you're hot to try you.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
You got me one my feet or shot.
Speaker 9 (35:03):
You got me flowers from the store.
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Did I mentioned my feet? We're sore?
Speaker 9 (35:09):
You got me to tosh.
Speaker 10 (35:12):
I don't know what rhymes with worsh Babe.
Speaker 9 (35:18):
You got me, babe. You got me, babe, You got me, babe.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
You god me, babe.
Speaker 9 (35:36):
I love you.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
I love you.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
Carl, you want me to make you some biscuits?
Speaker 9 (35:41):
No, look back out instead?
Speaker 10 (35:44):
All right, then.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
You're on my keys.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
I want your what you're on my keys?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (35:54):
Carl, Oh Melander, Oh Carl, Carl.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Oh wonders the end.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Here
is Oliver.
Speaker 13 (36:40):
Well, well, well it's that time of year again, when
we rejoice in the opportunity to gather our loved ones together,
when we join thankful hands around a common table, feast
on nature's bounty, and count the Lord's many blessings, to
bask in the glorious sights, the jubilant sounds, and the
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heavenly smells of the holiday season. And if your name
is Norman Rockwell, that is exactly the kind of mythological,
picture perfect fantasy you can expect for the rest of us,
poor slobs.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
It's just our turn to roll out.
Speaker 13 (37:21):
The good trough and slop that mooching pack of low
lifes otherwise known as your wife's family and friends. First
in are your in laws. Knowing the enemy is half
the battle, so you lock the liquor cabinets. The last
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thing you need is your wife's old man getting hammered,
stripping down to his threadbare boxes and challenging you to wrestle.
You keep your mother in law busy for hours simply
by asking her how she's feeling. When you've heard enough,
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trot out that box of bonbonds stuffed with horse tranquilizers.
With any luck, you won't hear from her till next season.
And speaking of horses, that's not the thunder of mighty hooves.
It's your sister in law coming up the sidewalk. No
doubt she'll arrive via ups, seeing as it's cheaper than
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three or four airline seats. As you gaze at her
broad shoulders, you'll thank Heaven you have double doors as
she barrels breathlessly past you, shaking your homes very foundation.
Her arrival also signals the moment you've dreaded most of all,
your wife, her sister, and their mother together the reunification
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of the unholy trinity. What should be a simple group
looks more like unlawful assembly. To top it off, here
comes sister in law's ex husband. As you look at
his rail thin frame, far set upont eyes and triangular head,
you no longer doubt that aliens are among us. You
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don't worry if you'll have enough food. You know that
he'll chain smoke his dinner. Not far behind him is
the rotten fruit of his tattooed loins.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
The twins.
Speaker 13 (39:31):
Identical twins that look nothing like the parents, more like
a freakish genetic cross between Opie the Flying Monkey from
Wizard of Oz and that deliverance kid, complete with matching
lazy eyes. Instinct tells you to frisk them at the door.
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The only thing worse than these kids is picturing the
freakish union that created them. At this point, you've abandoned
any attempt at a festive holiday table setting. You just
throw open the kitchen door and get out of the way.
The snapping of bones and the rending of flesh is
something right out of wild Kingdom. You think this crew
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had never seen food before, and by the time they're done,
the kitchen looks like the first three rows of a
Gallagher concert. After you've hosed down the sight of the massacre,
you stumble through your home looking for a place to rest,
but to no avail. The women folk have taken all
available beds as they sleep off their feeding frenzy. The
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sound of their snoring is like elephant's seal mating season.
You stagger out of the house and into the woods,
praying for a rabbit animal to put you out of
your misery. But as the sun sets it begins to snow.
The cold flakes land softly on your face, melting on
your cheeks like an angel's kiss, waking you to the
true spirit of the holidays, forgiveness, understanding, and unconditional love.
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You also realized that with this kind of weather, no
one will be going home, so you immediately join your
pets in the heavy traffic. Happy holidays and bone epety, Good.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
Morning, this big show on the radio.
Speaker 9 (41:28):
M I'll never forget the first time I met Yon
Boy and Billy Yon Boy carrying Billy around wrapped up
in a little towel, laden making sound kindly like a cat.
Weren't no bigger than a squirrel. Yon Boy wanted me
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to bury him out back under that rock. Well, he
kept crawling out of that towel. After a while, order
let him go, and he crawled off summers John Boy,
don't carry him around in a town no more.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
Got a little basket for him.
Speaker 7 (42:08):
Little feller, little fellah.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio, all
right boy.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
And then the Friday songs made me feel good about
about myself.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Let us go a little touch of reality thanks to
my partner, Billy hit it.
Speaker 10 (43:07):
My partner's name, Johnny.
Speaker 11 (43:10):
He's kind of funny ways about two eighty five, likes
too et junk food when he's in a bad mood,
which is most.
Speaker 10 (43:24):
All of the time.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
But that's just how it is.
Speaker 9 (43:33):
He likes crabckers and cheese with.
Speaker 10 (43:40):
Uh, he's so fat. What do you think of that's
too bid?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Hat?
Speaker 10 (43:51):
He's so fat.
Speaker 11 (43:57):
One day he was buzzing, and so he bought a
dozen chrisphy King donuts to go.
Speaker 10 (44:08):
He ate our twelve of them.
Speaker 11 (44:11):
Oh, how he shoved him till nothing was left but
the host.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
The joy.
Speaker 10 (44:23):
Even though he's fund, he's so fat. What do you
think of that? And what do you pay at? He's
so fat, but.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
Love's JEMs joy even though he's fun.
Speaker 10 (45:20):
Well, he's so fat.
Speaker 9 (45:25):
What do you think of that?
Speaker 10 (45:29):
It wants to bad hat? He's so fat. He's so fat.
What do you think of that? It wants to your
bad hat? He's so fat.
Speaker 9 (46:01):
I let you know
I want to know who, who in the hell is
John Boy?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Why?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Why wat something?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Radio stations?
Speaker 4 (00:09):
John Boy and Son?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Somebody please keep playing my mess please?
Speaker 5 (00:15):
Hey John Boy?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What's up?
Speaker 6 (00:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Why why watch my mind?
Speaker 7 (00:24):
Hard? Hard?
Speaker 6 (00:26):
Hard?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
They did the place to be.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Got a doodle doo coming out him. It is Thursday,
all right? You got the whole bitch yll grow back together?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Here all right? Two days in a row work. I
hope it's ain't wearing down. Who didn't?
Speaker 8 (01:22):
I got to piece myself.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
See here, there's November the fourteenth, and this National Seat
Belt Day, National Family p J Day.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Now what does that mean? It means your family's creepy.
Speaker 8 (01:39):
I normally see it around Christmas time with the whole
family is in the same outfit, right, in the same pajamas.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Maybe that's just a precursor to the family ugly sweater promo.
Speaker 8 (01:50):
I mean photo, right, they do the pajama photo now.
Even the dog gets in on them. Yeah, yeah, alright, lookout.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I mean you're gonna go buy a bunch of pjs?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Have you already got something laying around? It doesn't matter
if they match. I've seen you in your boxer plenty.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
Of This might be a day supported by Old Navy.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Yeah about our proud sponsor Mount Olive Pickles and Mount
all of North Carolina. There's National Pickle Day. Well, man,
I had to get me some bread and butter Mount.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Oh, I know it's all.
Speaker 8 (02:30):
They are so good, simply bread and butter ones arsal.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Like a pickle.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
And there's National Spicy Guacamole Day. I told y'all I
do not care but guacamole.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I can't believe. It's just lazy, man.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
Maybe you should have some spicy.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
So that's what I was saying. You know, I like
to heat. Yeah, just had plain guawk. Yeah, that's not it.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Yeah, dress it up.
Speaker 9 (02:58):
Well.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
That though, was the marshel that they showed.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
They always throw a big glob of guacamole down on
top of their salad.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I mean this all the time. Something maybe it is
that have these famous salus they say, lo no, man,
he's just rainy. Based on my own experience, it looked
unappetizing on television. It's gonna look a lot worse when
you get it at the store.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I well, even find some spicy guacamole.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
All right, I got me some homework first, less get
finished with our job.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
All right, we got three days in history saved up.
We'll say we can get the winning beginning. We're awake.
Big Shows on the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on
the radio.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
First prize pack we play for today, one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products made into USA.
Our truck drivers keep America moving and bull snot. Make
sure they look good doing it. Howway can find bull
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Big Show dot Com. Click on that link and take
you right there. Listen up, win you some have fun
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while we get it to you.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
No, remember the fourteenth. It was nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Danville, Virginia inventor David Bivens introduced his automatic people wash.
Sounded like a great idea, a device with large spinning
brushes similar to those he invented decades earlier to wash cars.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
All right. He was the inventor of the car washed.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
Telling that would tickle.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
So he figured, all you got to hammer everything looks
like a nail.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
You don't think, you know, he didn't figure, you know,
he walked into it.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Oh she had to do it.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Oh seven a las Vegas judge determines that O. J.
Simpson and two co defendants will stand trial for their
involvement in the armed robbery of two sports member Build
YOUA Dealers in Las Vegas two months earlier. And that's
that's what they put They likeed oj up finally got
locked up with that.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Ye all right, And that's Las Vegas. Think about that.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
And then three Beijing woman fed up with her husband's
body oder went to court and made him sign an
agreement to take a bath every day, breaching the agreement
three times. Many would be forced to live somewhere else.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
For a month. Wow, he could have really used that
guy with the car washing out. But there you go.
There's our three categories.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
One eight hundred Big Shows you told free line, Come
on play out birds.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Next, here's the Big Shower Radio for your Thursday No.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Feminel fourteenth, When out feature track from the Big Show
bed Box, the walling On treatment Center, the Riggie words wall.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
People lives and many of them carry in here on
the walls of the Big Show. There are out let
me they.
Speaker 10 (06:24):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 10 (06:30):
John Boys and Billy to give.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
The prizes from the Big Prize per Let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing upburst, have a hurry.
Speaker 11 (06:45):
Up and guest time you love the best time you
have a big shots.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Let's say, Hey a Mic, I'm a bias West heard
gen up.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
We have a.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Good morning, Mike, good morning, I'm more Hello, buddy, welcome
in here. All right, so we are all awake. Let's
let's use it to your advantage for one dollars worth
of bulls not cleaning projects. Are you ready, buddy? Ob alright,
let's see it in five seconds. Give us three machines
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that wash stuff.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Ready, go.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
A washing machine, disch washer and car wash.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Bamp. Now, can you come up with three things to
do in Vegas? Ready?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Go?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Uh, gamble, sightsee and shop go mind you're doing it wrong.
Ready always thinks about hookers. No, no liquor.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Mike, Here we go, buddy for the wind three part.
So the body that can smell bad?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Ready, go.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Your feet, your under arms, mouth.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
All right, that's the way to do it with trash. Yeah, right,
goes hi.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Body one under twenty dollars worth of the balls not
cleaning products. Head of West Virginia for you, buddy, hey,
first time call her?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
All right, right now, could I give a shout out?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Please do all right?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I like your shout out to my kids mikey Amber
actually and Alyssa.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Amber.
Speaker 12 (08:37):
I don't get.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Ambored, Amber, don't get ambered.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
All right, No, appreciate you and yours body listening to
the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
You canns start in school now?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Oh yeah, all right.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Here it is your bottom of the hour and the
right on the other side our time capsules.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
We like digging up earlie on Thursday. Get your laugh.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export John Boy, Billy Peelers, Randy
Jackie and Wow what luck joining us for yugg enough time.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Robert D. Rayford Rayford, I know I was wondering her
that old man smell was coming from. I know Ravered
it gets out, you know, the first one.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
He's always listening to yug it up time, and I
know he's talking back to the radio. Uh you know
he is riding down left hand lane, blinker on.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
He talked back to the radio when the radio is
not even on.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
But here you are, Ravered with us Friday morning, yug
it up time. What's on your mind is is they
just like yuck it up stuff up there.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
You know, like I say, don't do and yuck it
up time and sort of vamped till you're ready. You know,
you get in here, you don't have anything particularly planning
and getting sort of go to juiced up and ready
to go, and you adrenaline flowing all that sort of
stuff you.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
HEARDing juice stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
See you heard a little bit of listen, I'd quit
drinking if it, but I'm scared that spoil my emmy.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Wouldn't have anything else to talk about.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Yeah, man, And you'd wake up and realize that's the
best he's gonna feel All day.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I was thinking though, all this talk about snow though,
uh huh. People talk about so people in the soako
crazy snow. And the old thing about him going buying
up all the bread and milk. We used to have
something the big old tall boy in school. I'm sure
don bread you.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Have a big there you go. We couldn't drink in school.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Name was I think his name is Clyde Biggers. He's
talking about your size, tallest money in school. Every time
it snow Joe Darton said, I hope it I hope
it snows.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Butt cheak deep to Clyde Biggers.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
I've always wondered where that expression came from.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Now we know, of course in Concorde you didn't say
but cheap deep?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Right, thank you for yourself? What what did you say? Bob?
That's up? I mean we're talking about Robert d River.
I mean, do y'all realize what a treasure we have here?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
And this man.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Don't get me to crying.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
I know, I don't.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
I won't joke you, but uh, it's a real place here.
We are going into a new year. How many years
have you been with us?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Now?
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Right?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Sixteen years?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
What was passion?
Speaker 12 (11:55):
Over?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Sixteen years?
Speaker 6 (11:57):
So quick counting And a lot of people ask, you know,
how in the world how'd you find Rayford? What's the
deal with rayferd Well? Actually, me and Billy was doing
the show was on another station, right, and uh, and
we would make fun of Ravery because he had a
TV show.
Speaker 13 (12:11):
He had a TV talk show that was the closest
thing there's ever been to a radio show on TV.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
He was sitting there at a desk like an anchorman
and just talking to people on the phone, went in
a living.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Room on the TV.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
You know, comes on there as Ravers Center, man, people,
Who's smoker headiots show?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
That was the first show.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Let's talk about it. So uh yeah, what's the hecond
of it is?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I look around tuning in on the cable and that's
about all you're seeing on the cable people doing the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Had you heard yourself talk lately?
Speaker 9 (12:43):
You know?
Speaker 4 (12:43):
The thing is, and I quit trying to be talk
like a radio announcer. I went through many, many years
trying to talk all the time like a radio announcer,
you know, And now I just sort of broke down, said, heck,
I'm gonna be who I am, who don't.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Like all juiced up? Broke down.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
That is pretty awesome, pretty awesome. And you turned seventy
five years old over Christmas holidays.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
We weren't here for your birthday.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Tell you boys, that's a benchmark. I didn't think about
it too much. The thing is, I checked the obituary,
call them every day, make sure I see all of
these people dead.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I was in school with oh, well, I know see yeah,
and I say, dad, blame.
Speaker 9 (13:27):
You know.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
The light at the end of the tunnel gets a
little the smaller the aperture against a little smaller every day.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Well, i'll tell you what about that? Is this yours? Yeah,
that's up. You keep moving around like you are.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
I can't believe a man your age does all the
stuff you do, from a jumping down airplanes, going cross
country every year with Kyle Petty on the on the
charity ride. I mean you, as long as you keep
doing stuff, maybe you'll never get old.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Yeah, that's what they say.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
But you feeling old?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Who was I?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh the other day?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Just yesterday?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
We were talking about the David Brinkley and I was
saying to him on the show about how you're off
of the radio, you're off of the TV for a
short time. People's memories are very sharp. They're always saying,
whatever happened to so and so, Like John said, nothing
happened to him.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Always been that way.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But you think about it.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
And you find out we haven't heard of David Brinkley.
Turned finds out he's out there in Jackson, Wyoming, which
by the way, we passed during the last year's ride,
and he's he's bedridden willow chair to have somebody to
look after him all the time man, and you wonder
about that. And I was mentioning two about old Sam Donaldson.
I used to work with Sam.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Sam.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
You know he's sort of out of out of hear.
He's starting to lose his hair, is that true?
Speaker 5 (14:38):
That's the lord, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah, he's been coming eyebrow starting to break up, big
windstorm of his head blowing the street. But Sam something
else worked with him a long time and was telling
about the when we went to the party for him
they had when he went with ABC and he left
w t op where we all work, and he said, Sam,
why why don you go with ABC? That's a dog
network you held out you could go on with He
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be a Sam huffed because they have so many incompetants
over there, and I know all rise to the top.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Well, what a coincidence? Same thing?
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Rayford said, all right, if I'll tell you what, buddy,
you got a job as long as you want it
right here, people love I hate you.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
That's just perfect for us, all right, buddy.
Speaker 13 (15:21):
You know later on we're gonna rafers into some new stunts.
We're gonna put him in a shopping cart and run
him into the bushes.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Jackass. Yeah, you'll have a job. Now the description of
it may change a little bit.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
John Boyan Dilly and Rayford ain't no Kinko's Good morning
rad yelled dumb.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Right, good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Well we're at that lull before the big holiday movies
come out. But that doesn't mean there aren't some great
movies being released. Then we got our best man on it.
Let's welcome back to the big show, resident critic, Rabbi
myran Bergstein.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Come on here, Rabbi, show me homies. What happening as
the world treating you? Rabbi? What the hell are you k.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Leave me waiting the next hour? I'm an old man.
I could go at any time.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Are you sick?
Speaker 10 (16:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Sick of waiting?
Speaker 14 (16:42):
Not at the stale coffee in your great rooman lovely,
but they are far more exciting destinations for people like me,
such as there's a big lunch special at bagel Berry's.
Locks and Socks, Locks and socks, smoke salmon and quality
compression socks.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Two braves, bunch, do off.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
So what movie did you see?
Speaker 14 (17:03):
Normally I would scold you for the lack of chit chat,
but I'm hungry and my legs are swallow. So the
grandkids wanted to go see that no movie Venomous, The Last.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Vaultes, the Venom, the Last Dance. I've seen the commercials,
So who exactly is venom? It's not a who, it's
more like a what. There's no movies before this one?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Who knew? So I guess this guy Eddie gets this
black booger juice.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
On his finger and it takes over his body until
he turns into an even bigger booger with a really
big mounted each people or something?
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Did you watch the first two? His research?
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Research research.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
I get the idea. Okay, so what's the story.
Speaker 14 (17:45):
Well, this Eddie guy and this venom booger, I'll being
chased by a creepy military guy and a bunch of
monsters from Venoms Home Wild. Cut to the chase, Mayhem
ensuits right casting a good, well not bad guy. Eddie
is played by that great English actor Tom Brady Tom Hardy.
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The actor is Tom Hardy. I thought that was the
goody two shoes guy who's all over jeffre Epstein's flight longs.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Tom Hanks.
Speaker 12 (18:17):
I thought that was the guy who kept trying to
sell me a reverse mortgage that's Tom sell It.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I thought that was the singer of it, the big
spindish shit the ladies loved.
Speaker 12 (18:26):
That's Tom Jones. I thought that was the old guy
who had smiled since Truman was president. That's Tommy Lee Jones.
I thought that was the no talent schmuck who got
famous by marrying a fat girl.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
That's Tom Arnold.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I thought that was the fat guy the little code.
Speaker 12 (18:47):
That's Tommy Boy. So who the hell am I thinking
of Tom Hardy all this time?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
First gup was a perverse.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I think he might know who killed Epstein?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Out of the movie.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Well, I gotta tell you, I gave it four yarmickers.
Is it the best movie I've ever seen? No, that
would be Dumbo.
Speaker 14 (19:14):
I still try with that Eleph, Remember that when he's
swinging up with a trunk like that in the Disney
Big Ass is what's happening with?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Of course, nobody loves you, You're freak.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
But at least in this movie the hero is a guy,
a nice fat dose of toxic mascularity.
Speaker 14 (19:34):
This ain't some skinny girl coming to the rescue. You
know why, because that don't happen. But I'm sure that'll
probably upset some folks. And I say, good God pounds
said your.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Man bun worm. But s different, Tommy Pansy bastard.
Speaker 12 (19:50):
This concrete was a paradise before you hippie Gerbil stuffers
came along.
Speaker 14 (19:56):
My advice, seek peace and we'll pray for you, your bastards.
But remember see him that day.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
It's cheaper. Good morning. The big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Doesn't have appointed INCRESO, man, I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
What come on?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Bloody hell?
Speaker 12 (20:16):
Hello, This is Ozzie Osbourne and I hate bubbles, but
I love John Boy and Billy and the whole gang.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
It's the big show.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
What were we talking about?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Rock and roll?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
H h.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Good morning and it's a big shaw on the radio,
rolling through your Thursday, November the fourteenth, and uh.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
We got tat back with us. Of course, it's just
missed Monday morning.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Joe.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
You had a good time at your Ohio wedding? Was
your cousin of yours?
Speaker 9 (21:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Like that?
Speaker 8 (21:27):
The reunion?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I like that?
Speaker 6 (21:29):
So you miss you miss what to watch? But uh
I found your notes here that you were going to use. Yeah,
Venom the number one movie again?
Speaker 5 (21:41):
That did that?
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Yep, it did how about that the best Christmas pageant
ever was number two?
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Did you get a chance to see that? I haven't
seen this, but it the trailers looked really funny, like
funny heretic Number three?
Speaker 8 (21:58):
Yeah, I didn't get to see that, The Wild Robot.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
I remember you talking about that. Number four.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
My brother and his kids, they saw that, loved.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
It, loved it. Low kids like the one, the only.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Ones in the theater.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
It might have something to do with that few movies
through them.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
She's using her experiences.
Speaker 12 (22:16):
I took a poll and bridge always be aware of
your surroundings through other people.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Absolutely fifty of them liked it.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
So you got opening up in theaters this weekend. Red One.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
That's that rock movie that looks where he's the bodyguard.
He's the body elf Sant.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
Santa Claus, his kidnapped. Okay, he's a North polest head
of security. Bounce her for Santa Perfect.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
It is hilarious.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
Gets it gets in a ruckus with Crampus. No, I'm
looking forward to it.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Christmas movie hopefully, I.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
May I may be late next week.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (22:54):
I gotta watch this movie.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
Well, let us know what you think here on the radio.
That would be okay, good deal. We got to set
up Big Show rolls on Good morning, got the Big
Show on the radio. All right, request for some Trump
songs that we forgot all about since he wanted it again?
Speaker 5 (23:16):
About that big bed down, all right, that's the one
that's up next.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
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Speaker 5 (23:42):
In minutes right now, first time Trump? Who did it around?
Huh yeah, that's all. We'll explain it, all.
Speaker 10 (23:53):
Done, Bigne.
Speaker 15 (23:58):
He was born and raised New York City, married lots
of women and all of them pretty, had a big
head of hair like fresh cut hay. And everybody knew
you didn't get in the way of Big Don.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Big Dun, Big Don, Big bad Dog, big Dun.
Speaker 15 (24:23):
Nobody saw it coming that day in June when he
announced to the world that afternoon that he'd seek the
highest office in the land and give the Left the
back of his hand.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Big Dung.
Speaker 15 (24:37):
The breast didn't like how he changed the rules and
wouldn't count out of those media tools for them. Things
went from bad to worst when he kicked their ass
in the Twitter verst.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
You, Big Dog, Big Dun, Big Gone, Big bad Don,
Big Don.
Speaker 15 (25:02):
The primary races opened people's eyes as he cut the
competition down to size. It was clear the people had
made their choice. Finally someone had heard their voice.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Big Don. The left rigged the race for Hillary.
Speaker 15 (25:18):
They chose to ignore her criminality. Her election seemed to
be a done deal, but someone made that piggy squeal.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Big Don, Big Don, Big Don, Big bad Don, Big Dun.
Speaker 15 (25:40):
Turns out that Tuesday in November will be one the
left we'll always remember. Their socialist plans were soundly slapped
down by a real American.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
They thought was a clown named Don.
Speaker 15 (25:54):
They tried everything to overturn the election, even blamed the
Russians by deflection. They wind and cried and marched in
the street, and that made the win even more sweet
for Big.
Speaker 10 (26:06):
Dog, Big Don, Big Done.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Big bad Don, Big Done.
Speaker 15 (26:19):
He moved to d cum in all the drama and
to right the wrongs of Barack Obama. Then he said
the words the left still finds O. I'll defend the Constitution,
So help me God.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Big Don big Don, big Don, big bad Don.
Speaker 10 (26:43):
Big Don.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Big done, big done, big done.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
You're right, it makes sense now, all right'll let's play
John Boys yet review yesterday's question. It was nineteen seventy
The Women's Amateur Athletic Association in London banned these for
women's track meets because it gave an unfair advantage to
photo finishes, added Bro. Added Bro, I wonder if they
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came out where they're like just padded, like two or
three feet out.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Oh right, you know, but that's better than like having
men run against the women, added Bras. Y'all seen Marty, Oh,
today's John Boy Jeopardy. Why we're no. Dogs hate going
out in the rain. But it's not the getting wet
part that bothers them.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
It's because of this, the smell of wet poop poop.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
No, but I like the way you think one eight
hundred big show. You told free Line. We played John
Boy Jeopardy next good Thursday morning. It's a big show.
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On the radio feature tracking the Big Show bit box
as the walling on treatment centers search for keywords wall people.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Have loved them over the years. Yeah, they got on
their contest, but you can't get there. We'll call you.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
How about America's longest game of trivia looking skill.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Let's do it? Yes, live across America.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
It's John boyd Japplin and now a man whose wife
is still mad at him for ruining their last anniversary.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
He still doesn't know what it is he did, or
even when it was. He's John Boy from minding me as.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
I heard Jimmy out of Hazel, Kentucky. Good morning, Jimmy,
Good morning, sir.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
How everybody out there doing man?
Speaker 5 (29:16):
We are doing good. How is everything in Hazel? First
thing this morning?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Buddy, It's it's just I don't know how to explain it, Buddy,
it's just finding Okay.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Well, Jimmy, you got the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Do you feel lucky?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Well? I don't know about lucky, but the way things
has been going, I believe I can handle this.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Small talk.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I don't know much at the time.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
He's not like jim Tom.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
But if the moons you ever had any moonshine Jimmy,
because Tuckie.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Sure, I made something so good. I blote a snapper
riding lawn more up one time. Then I had to
get a liver transplant. So yeah, I've had my corn liquors.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Riding love more.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Load it up in the big as the time.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
I'm glad you made it through, Buddy. So here you
are on John Boy Jeopardy the first shot. Let's review
that question. Okay, I'm sure you've had some dogs, been
around dogs in some parts of your life, so you
know the dog. Sorry Jimmy that dogs hate going out
in the rain. But it's not the getting wet part
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that bothers them. It's because of this.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I'd say, my dog don't like the rain, the thunder
and nothing. I'd say it's probably the ears.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
You say, because of the dogs ears here like here? Okay, Well,
let's let's see what what Jimmy says. You got Anyboddy,
that's the noise? Yeah, he's your deed. Your ship just
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came in, Jimmy, one hundred and twenty dollars the bulls
hot for you buy.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Better than socks on a rooster.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
I do we have another one?
Speaker 14 (31:29):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Jimmy, you there you going, John, You know Jackie's gonna
hook you up, buddy.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
I appreciate it well to have you listening.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
Jimmy finding frog hair hair on a biscuit. I can't
remember that, Jimmy. We need to need to just check
in with with him like you know every morning.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
For the latest we.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
Had one wasn't quite as creative beautiful, but play Jimmy, Okay,
Jimmy and I need some corner like.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
We can't help you on every good morning.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
This is a week showing the radio running to your Thursday,
November the fourteenth.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Love is in the air, he Karl and a big
girl from the Dollar Store.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
They say that we.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Ain't nine too bright, our screen loose, and we ain't
rapped too tied.
Speaker 9 (33:05):
Well, I killed some folks, that much is true, But
I ain't never raised my hand to you. Baby. You
gotten me, Baby, You gotten me, babe.
Speaker 10 (33:25):
They say we shouldn't have no kids. They'll turn out
weird the same way that we did.
Speaker 9 (33:34):
Well, I don't think we're weird at all.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
We just don't have to dang much on the ball.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
Baby. You got me, Baby, you got me, babe. I
got crackers.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Had bonded me, and I.
Speaker 13 (34:00):
Got you to rub my feet.
Speaker 10 (34:06):
You're tall and then I'm short and round. And when
you talk, you make funny sayd.
Speaker 9 (34:20):
She'll take my hand.
Speaker 13 (34:22):
You're such a blurt.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
Let's take a walk.
Speaker 8 (34:25):
I can't cause my feet hurst.
Speaker 9 (34:30):
So let them think that we're insane. Between us two,
we got us half a brain. Baby. You got me, babe.
You got me, babe. You got me to make you laugh.
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You got me for your better hamp You got me
when you're hot to try you.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
You got me one my feet or shot.
Speaker 9 (35:03):
You got me flowers from the store.
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Did I mentioned my feet? We're sore?
Speaker 9 (35:09):
You got me to tosh.
Speaker 10 (35:12):
I don't know what rhymes with worsh Babe.
Speaker 9 (35:18):
You got me, babe. You got me, babe, You got me, babe.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
You god me, babe.
Speaker 9 (35:36):
I love you.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
I love you.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
Carl, you want me to make you some biscuits?
Speaker 9 (35:41):
No, look back out instead?
Speaker 10 (35:44):
All right, then.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
You're on my keys.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
I want your what you're on my keys?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (35:54):
Carl, Oh Melander, Oh Carl, Carl.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Oh wonders the end.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Here
is Oliver.
Speaker 13 (36:40):
Well, well, well it's that time of year again, when
we rejoice in the opportunity to gather our loved ones together,
when we join thankful hands around a common table, feast
on nature's bounty, and count the Lord's many blessings, to
bask in the glorious sights, the jubilant sounds, and the
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heavenly smells of the holiday season. And if your name
is Norman Rockwell, that is exactly the kind of mythological,
picture perfect fantasy you can expect for the rest of us,
poor slobs.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
It's just our turn to roll out.
Speaker 13 (37:21):
The good trough and slop that mooching pack of low
lifes otherwise known as your wife's family and friends. First
in are your in laws. Knowing the enemy is half
the battle, so you lock the liquor cabinets. The last
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thing you need is your wife's old man getting hammered,
stripping down to his threadbare boxes and challenging you to wrestle.
You keep your mother in law busy for hours simply
by asking her how she's feeling. When you've heard enough,
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trot out that box of bonbonds stuffed with horse tranquilizers.
With any luck, you won't hear from her till next season.
And speaking of horses, that's not the thunder of mighty hooves.
It's your sister in law coming up the sidewalk. No
doubt she'll arrive via ups, seeing as it's cheaper than
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three or four airline seats. As you gaze at her
broad shoulders, you'll thank Heaven you have double doors as
she barrels breathlessly past you, shaking your homes very foundation.
Her arrival also signals the moment you've dreaded most of all,
your wife, her sister, and their mother together the reunification
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of the unholy trinity. What should be a simple group
looks more like unlawful assembly. To top it off, here
comes sister in law's ex husband. As you look at
his rail thin frame, far set upont eyes and triangular head,
you no longer doubt that aliens are among us. You
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don't worry if you'll have enough food. You know that
he'll chain smoke his dinner. Not far behind him is
the rotten fruit of his tattooed loins.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
The twins.
Speaker 13 (39:31):
Identical twins that look nothing like the parents, more like
a freakish genetic cross between Opie the Flying Monkey from
Wizard of Oz and that deliverance kid, complete with matching
lazy eyes. Instinct tells you to frisk them at the door.
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The only thing worse than these kids is picturing the
freakish union that created them. At this point, you've abandoned
any attempt at a festive holiday table setting. You just
throw open the kitchen door and get out of the way.
The snapping of bones and the rending of flesh is
something right out of wild Kingdom. You think this crew
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had never seen food before, and by the time they're done,
the kitchen looks like the first three rows of a
Gallagher concert. After you've hosed down the sight of the massacre,
you stumble through your home looking for a place to rest,
but to no avail. The women folk have taken all
available beds as they sleep off their feeding frenzy. The
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sound of their snoring is like elephant's seal mating season.
You stagger out of the house and into the woods,
praying for a rabbit animal to put you out of
your misery. But as the sun sets it begins to snow.
The cold flakes land softly on your face, melting on
your cheeks like an angel's kiss, waking you to the
true spirit of the holidays, forgiveness, understanding, and unconditional love.
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You also realized that with this kind of weather, no
one will be going home, so you immediately join your
pets in the heavy traffic. Happy holidays and bone epety, Good.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
Morning, this big show on the radio.
Speaker 9 (41:28):
M I'll never forget the first time I met Yon
Boy and Billy Yon Boy carrying Billy around wrapped up
in a little towel, laden making sound kindly like a cat.
Weren't no bigger than a squirrel. Yon Boy wanted me
(41:48):
to bury him out back under that rock. Well, he
kept crawling out of that towel. After a while, order
let him go, and he crawled off summers John Boy,
don't carry him around in a town no more.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
Got a little basket for him.
Speaker 7 (42:08):
Little feller, little fellah.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio, all
right boy.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
And then the Friday songs made me feel good about
about myself.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Let us go a little touch of reality thanks to
my partner, Billy hit it.
Speaker 10 (43:07):
My partner's name, Johnny.
Speaker 11 (43:10):
He's kind of funny ways about two eighty five, likes
too et junk food when he's in a bad mood,
which is most.
Speaker 10 (43:24):
All of the time.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
But that's just how it is.
Speaker 9 (43:33):
He likes crabckers and cheese with.
Speaker 10 (43:40):
Uh, he's so fat. What do you think of that's
too bid?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Hat?
Speaker 10 (43:51):
He's so fat.
Speaker 11 (43:57):
One day he was buzzing, and so he bought a
dozen chrisphy King donuts to go.
Speaker 10 (44:08):
He ate our twelve of them.
Speaker 11 (44:11):
Oh, how he shoved him till nothing was left but
the host.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
The joy.
Speaker 10 (44:23):
Even though he's fund, he's so fat. What do you
think of that? And what do you pay at? He's
so fat, but.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
Love's JEMs joy even though he's fun.
Speaker 10 (45:20):
Well, he's so fat.
Speaker 9 (45:25):
What do you think of that?
Speaker 10 (45:29):
It wants to bad hat? He's so fat. He's so fat.
What do you think of that? It wants to your
bad hat? He's so fat.
Speaker 9 (46:01):
I let you know
Hosts And Creators
Billy James
Johnny "John Boy" Isley
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