February 8, 2024 • 42 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, for some reason John Boy is saluting the 2002 Grammy win for the soundtrack from “O Brother, Where Art Thou”.. - Reverend Sincere & Goober Walk Into A Bar with a Light Bulb.. - Mr. Sulu endorses Old Spice.. - and Carl Childers and Melinda poke fun at the NFL..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got a big show on the radio.
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news weathers barts die.
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for me.
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After around to kick the Wolverine.
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There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great Big Harring
smoothie and listening to the Big Show with John Boy
and Bealey. There's a bond in this one.
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Cog a doodle dooo up and at them. It is Thursday,
February eighth. We're working through the shortest month of the year,
but this.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Is a least year extra day.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You gotta it will be a February twenty ninth this month,
So one of the few that was born on the
twenty ninth, I guess.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
That would be my older cousin. I think she's fourteen.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
This year, so I guess when it's not a.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
They go the twenty eighth, where she does. I assume
you think, oh, you pull back to the twenty eighth,
or or you could go to the first of March.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I guess it depends on I wonder if you want
to change months, like what about people that look at
their astrological signs?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Does it well it still kind of leaps over, you know,
it still kind of bleeds over like that, So you're
still an aquarius.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay, it's because I'm my aries, you know, and my
birthdays in the end of March.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, so some somewhere that cut off line exactly March.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Right.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh, just enjoyed the girl talking.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
What's your man?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
What's your I'm the ram I'm water.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Right, you water them? Yeah, okay, it works. I'm a Leo.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Oh you're a Lyon.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Le explains a lot.
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Doesn't because it seems like.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
All right, well, I said, well, if you haven't a
birthday today, happy birthday. It's all about you. You will hear
on this February of the eighth, let's see what national
day is it? National Kite Flying Day. See I always
thought that was March, you know, because March is supposed
to be the windy month, right, No, February eighth Kite
Flying Day, National Iowa Day recognized as a hawk eye state,
(02:57):
twenty nine state to join the Union. Oh yeah, I
old ones man has a good time in Iowa. There's
some pheasant hunting there and went to that casino day
opened up. Yeah, man, fun everything on read and its
National Boy Scouts Day. Since nineteen ten, boys across America
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have been going doing good deeds, learning survival skills, developing
moral foundations. To the Boy Scouts of America. Boy Scouts
have had a profound impact on the United States. Many
presidents and other dignitarians have been Boy Scouts. A total
of one hundred and eighty one astronauts have also been
part of the Boy Scout program. Not sure how many
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disc jockeys, but I am one. Uh huh, A rare
fine Scout is friendly, courteous, thrifty, thrifty, brave, clean reverence.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Now go on it. I used to know it.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Now practice for a game on it, my brave clean
and reverend oh dog gone it all right, I'm gonna
have to go practice. I was true bugler, and y'all
hid my bugle from me a while back.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So yeah, I haven't seen it since. The thick move man.
That wonderful. That would be a great wonderful thing.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
If I promise, if y'all will give me my bugle back,
I will give it away.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I'm probably.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
When did you ever have to bugle when you were
in the Boy Scouts?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Uh you're supposing get up and readily when you wake
your body up, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Just your house. I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Just oh camp out. Yeah man, it was something. Okay,
well you're not gonna get.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Brave, clean, reverend cheerful, thrifty.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Somebody's living in the past.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Man.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I've tried to because I remember that most of my life. Here,
I am oh forgetting my boy scout motto.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Let's see hired beat up.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
All right, I work on that later, Let's get it out.
Let's let's concentrate on what we can control here, and
that is our three dates in history. It'll be our
categories for our first prize pack. Valentine's Day coming up. Guys,
give your heads up. This is one of them, your
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So it sounds like we're about half awake. Big shows
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dot com. Look at our three dates in history where
we're got our three categories. February nineteen twenty four, a
convicted murderer named g John became the first person to
be executed in a gas chamber. It took place in
Carson City, Nevada. They had cyanide pellets and they were
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dropped into a pan of sulfuric acid dikes. That's a
hard way to go dushing in about six minutes six
minutes to nineteen eighty nine, a re edited version of
the movie Lawrence of Arabia opened in New York City.
Director David Lean revealed they due to an earlier editing mistake.
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The camels had been moving in the wrong direction for
twenty years, and nobody had noticed wrong direction.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Like backwards.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I guess, I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You know, the camel goes backwards. Finally.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
In nineteen ninety four, Jack Nicholson uses a golf club
to attack a car after the driver startled him by
blowing the horn and yelling at him.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Startled, Yeah, that's what it was. Jack.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Walking around with a golf club clubs have been involved
in any major celebrities. Remember Tiger Woods wife.
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Right in the tree, you a handy.
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Little blood using niner, I said, well there you go.
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There's a categories one eight hundred Big Shows. You told
free line, Come on, play out birds Neck, Good morning, that's.
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John Boy Billy gave the prizes from the Big Prize
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One out This should really be a lot of fun
when you're playing Outburst, having up and gest.
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You love the test sun, you love a big shots.
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Let's say a Tony from Spruce Iron, North Carolina.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Well shots, Good morning, Tony, Good morning, Jimbo and Bobby.
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Alright, Tony contestant number one riding Buddy. Let's get you
through these three categories and get that prize. Package too.
You ready go, read you go but five seconds. Three
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Now we need three things that can be edited.
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Ready to go, letters, text and movies, oh mine and
for the wind. Give me three golf clubs, ready.
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Go, driver, putter, pitching, wi, maam, like you've listened before.
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Golf club. This is my second time calling. First time.
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I forgot to get my move, so I need my
mood jumble.
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Of course, you do as you move, Tony, and we're
gonna hook you up with your personalized romance novel. You
and you're sweetie as Valentine's Day, you think about me
when you you know what? Well, nevermind that the mood?
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Why am on the hour top of your news? Got
our time, Cats over.
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Early risers right on the other side, and we're gonna
try to do right Age and Murray this morning.
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Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the Sting.
As our story opens, Henry Pickens and his wife Joni
are strolling down a warm tropical beach after a perfect
day at a luxury beachfront resort in a roba.
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Woh oh wow, this is amazing.
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Ah. We are walking down the beach in the surf
barefoot in November.
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Yeah, some of the ways are a little bigger than
that they're gonna be. But yeah, that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
This is the best birthday present I've ever had, Honey,
and I just I can't thank you enough.
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Oh, sweetie, that smile on your faces all of thanks, Hondy.
Really well, I'm probably gonna want to do some weird
stuff when we get back to the room. You know,
we can talk about that later. Hey, how about that sunset?
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I know it is the most beautiful thing I've.
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Ever with my foot my foot, Okay, all right, I
need to sit out.
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What in the world happened.
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I must have stepped on something. Do you see.
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Anything, Well, nothing but a jellyfish with a big footprint
right in the middle of it. Oh.
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I was looking at the sunset.
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I must have stepped right on it.
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Oh honey, honey, honey, stay calm, stay calm, listen. I'm
sure they got some kind of first age stuff back
at the resort.
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Will go back? Can you walk?
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I don't think I can all that's gonna happen.
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Will you carry me?
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I don't think that's gonna happen either.
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Oh well, I guess it's it's it's pea time.
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Do what now?
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Yeah, when you get stung by jellyfish, you're supposed to
pee on it?
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Says who says everybody that's ever been on a beat?
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Have you never heard that? Oh?
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What's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life?
Oh honey, please, I really needsy to do this for me.
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Yes, you come on, hurry up.
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Well, I don't think I can do it with you
looking at me.
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All right, all right, I'll shut my eyes.
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Just do it.
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Here goes nothing. Take that, mister jellyfish. That's what you
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going to the super Bowl this Sunday. Uh so, everything
on Kansas City. So uh then, so the only they
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were talking about the Grammy Album of the Year, the
only one disco album that's ever won in the history
of the Grammys was you You'll know what it was?
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Could you guess?
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Disco album Saturday Night Saturday Night Fever? That's right, that
was the genre, like shaping disco, wasn't it.
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I mean were capitalized on it. Yes.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Uh so, it's three movie soundtracks to win a Grammy.
The other one, uh well, the other two Bodyguard, the Bodyguard.
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With Whitney Houston. That's when she's saying, I will always
love you.
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Okay, all right, explain that?
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And then oh, brother, where art thou our favorite soundtrack
album of all time?
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Yeah?
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In constance.
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Well, it's all about the commercials during the super Bowl
this weekend. With all that, now would be a good
time for the most honest TV commercial we've ever heard.
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Roll atte.
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When you hear ukulele music, it can only mean one thing.
You're watching a TV commercial for a product that's aimed
at people way younger than you.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Let's take a look.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
Check out this happy looking couple. She's wearing a jean jacket,
a pink tutu and hooker shoes. He's dressed like a
lumberjack and has a huge man.
Speaker 16 (24:52):
Bun on top of his head.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Aren't they cool?
Speaker 8 (24:55):
Looks like the girl just saw something in a store
window she really likes. The guy's not really soul, but
she pulls him through the door anyway, and they laugh.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
And they laugh.
Speaker 8 (25:05):
Now they're meeting some of their fellow millennials for coffee.
There's an emo looking guy in a powder blue tuxedo
jacket he bought it a vintage clothing store, a pimply
Asian guy and a Spiderman T shirt. And two girls
with purple hair and matching nerd glasses who seem really chummy.
You think they might be Yeah, probably, So the five
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friends are having coffee. This must be like a Starbucks commercial, right,
hold on, two two hooker shoes just pulled emo tuxedo
jacket guy over to take a selfie. Ah, a selfie,
So it's an iPhone commercial. Right, Well, it's still kind
of hard to tell.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Now all the friends are in a bar having a beer,
which means it's a beer commercial. Lumberjack Man Bun is
on stage singing karaoke. One of the nerd glasses girls
takes a selfie with him. Yeah, another selfie. With all
these selfies, it's gotta be an iPhone commercial. Wait, now,
lumberjack man Bun is visiting a really old guy in
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a nursing home.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Maybe it's his grandpa.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Whoever he is, he looks really happy, because in real life,
millennials never spend time with somebody this old. The product
this commercial is advertising must really be something. By the way,
we still have no idea what the product is. Now
two two hooker shoes is back. She's hugging an adorable kitten.
(26:31):
Now all the friends are having a great time at
a rock concert. Now they're having another cup of coffee,
a big group hug, another selfie, more coffee. Where are
they getting all his coffee? Are we sure this isn't
a Starbucks commercial? One thing we do know for sure
this is a fun group of people who would definitely
use a cool product like whatever it is this commercial
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is selfie, which, hopefully we're about to finally find out.
Hold on, the scenes are getting quicker and quicker. Man Bun,
Kittie cat, hooker's shoes, selfie, coffee group hug, more karaoke
cat takes a selfie.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Hold on, this could be it?
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Yep, a big.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
Logo thing he just popped up on the screen and
here comes the tagline Albedo dot Com Life Better. Wait,
what so the commercial that says nothing ends with a
slogan that means nothing. I guess you'll have to go
to Albedo dot com to find out what this is
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all about, which, by the way, is exactly what this
commercial is trying to get you to do. Albedo dot
Com Life Better. Whatever that means, now you will hear
that one.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yes, all right, Well, let's play John boyd Jeopardy review
yesterday's question.
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Excuse me, we found out, scume me again.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
We found out twenty five percent of American office workers
admit they regularly pretend to be doing this as a
way to avoid talking to a co worker talking on
the phone, working on the phone. Too good, Today's John
Boy Jeopardy. All right, let's not argue with the facts.
Women are four times more likely to commit this crime
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than men.
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Good.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Thursday morning, February eight.
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Big Shows on the Radio with today's feature track from
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Ye, it's live across America.
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It's John Boy, It's jeopardy And now a man who says, yeah,
no sense arguing the facts involving women.
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Am I right?
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Guys?
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He he's John Boy, and there's a hey to do
it at of aChn, South Carolina. Good morning, do it?
Good morning now boy, Hey Boddy.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Welcome here. You are the man with the first shot
at the question this morning. So we're not arguing with
the facts, do us right here? Women are four times
more likely to commit this crime than men.
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Shoplifting. Shoplifting, let's see women shopping? Am all right by.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, they're in the stores more, I guess, more temptation
times a little bit.
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Yeah, I'm taking up for your sex, all right, so
I do it.
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Good work, buddy, Southern East for riding back heading down
to aching for you.
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Thank you, sir, first time caller.
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Alright, but do it.
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Allright.
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Remember we're starting low, ending up real good when no
brother wear hard. Now a little next in the White House. Now,
back during the Obama era, everything was funny.
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Good morning.
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It's a big seawing the radio what we're talking about.
But the Grammar is this past Sunday. Only three movie
soundtrack albums ever won a Grammy Saturday Night Fever, The
Bodyguard and Old Brother Where ARTDLL.
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That was our faith?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Wait, we're starting going through what we did for it?
All right, No fellers, And then I was practicing this
yodling for a while.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Though here we go.
Speaker 9 (31:38):
Enjoy it, all right, fellas in the White House now,
neighborhood of see. I know a fella by the name
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of a ruck. Everything he says is a cruck. He
sold the fools on all his change and oh he
ran his campaign to the center, but they forgot about
his communist mentors. Another constitutions, really on the roads. He's
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in the White House. Now he's in the White House.
Now I done told you once or twice. These Marxist boys,
they don't play nice. He's in the White House. Now
take a jumbore Obama. He likes that welfare cap and
(33:08):
trade and healthcare and now he's gonna screw us.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
With the fat.
Speaker 9 (33:17):
But y'all ought to know where The fact is, only
half the country pays these taxes. The other half is
voting Democrats.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
He's in the White House. Now, he's in the White House.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Now.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I done told you from the start.
Speaker 9 (33:41):
This guy worth of popcorn for he's in the White
House now.
Speaker 18 (33:54):
By unity, unity, Unity.
Speaker 9 (34:07):
He's put us in hock for trillions, and it's creeping
towards the zillions. He'll give the bill to all us
work in slow. But the people are realizing that community
organizing don't really qualify him for the job. He's in
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the White House now, he's in the White House. Now
we're fed up where there is lies. I think it's
time to impeach this guy out of the White House now,
O John Boardutity.
Speaker 19 (35:38):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Yeah,
we're ready for the reven good.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah, that's the one right there, one I always yeah,
the one you always use up.
Speaker 14 (35:51):
Randy Jackie looking good bad now never honestly says here.
Hell coming off the summertime, and some regular members of
our congregation there at the Blessed Hope Baptist Church been
missing a lot of church wil have been going on
vacation trips. So as a result, the weekly collection has
been down quite a pit and I've been dropping a
few hints over the last couple of weeks. He wasn't
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doing no good so I decided this past Sunday a
more direct approach was called for. So see, I stood
up on Sunday morning, I fixed the congregation with a
steely eyed gaze and said, brothers and sisters, I normally
don't like the single people out from here in the
poor pit, but I have it on good authority there's
a man right here in the sanctuary this morning that
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has been consulting with, as we say, in the beers,
a woman.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Not his wife.
Speaker 14 (36:39):
I ain't gonna point no fingers yet, but I'm gonna
be watching y'all. And if the man don't put at
least five dollars in the collection play when it comes
around right now, I'm gonna reveal his name in front
of the entire congregation at the conclusion of my message today. Well,
it worked better than I thought it was going to.
When the play came back, there was twenty two five
dollar bills and then three singles and a note that said,
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forever hold your peace. Rap, I'll bring another two dollars
to the six o'clock service to night. He speaking of
small change. Please keep it going for your headline and listen, gentlemen. Yeah,
he's good.
Speaker 7 (37:12):
Thank you, Rap.
Speaker 15 (37:13):
John bar Belly red Day, Jackie, o'dfool you're using the
one over you.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
I got a mess upon me much, John.
Speaker 15 (37:20):
Ball Belly blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Okay, just cut to the joke.
Speaker 15 (37:23):
Chilly Polar Bear walks into a bar says I'll have
a jed and Tommy bartender says, well, what's with the
big poles? Polar Bear says, I don't know, but Daddy
have him to.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
Turn.
Speaker 15 (37:36):
Walks into bar and says it's the bartender here. See
he's a turbite. And he says, it's the bar tender hair.
You know, baby, I should have saved that big pause
from the last joke.
Speaker 5 (37:49):
It off.
Speaker 15 (37:49):
College professor walks in the bar, says I'll have a
bar tedius. Bartender says, you beat a bar tidy. Professor
says if I want more than one, I'll let you go.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
I don't get down with either.
Speaker 15 (37:59):
Man say that's a Latin joke, kind of like bartidi
is the plural of barttius.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
You know where you went wrong on that one?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
A Latin trying to go with.
Speaker 16 (38:09):
Here we go.
Speaker 15 (38:10):
I'll tell you what I'm getting tired of explain to
these to y'all, I'm going to lower the bar. All right,
Maybe I should do some light bulb joke. You appreciate this.
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know ondly what because he's already got his
heads into here.
Speaker 14 (38:25):
Anyway, Hey, independent Baptists, How many independent Baptists does it
take to change the light bulb?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I don't know change.
Speaker 15 (38:36):
How many sensitive being does it take to change the
light bub? I know five one to do it for
the form a support group?
Speaker 16 (38:44):
Get it?
Speaker 15 (38:45):
How many radic coalfiebitists does it take the change of
light bub? That's not funny?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
All right, thank you for letting be at on the
high spot. The nerdy hit me out there. I just
need to get out of here, alright.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
We now we go.
Speaker 19 (39:00):
Morning.
Speaker 15 (39:00):
The Big Show's on the radio, and more big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 18 (39:05):
I'm working with mister Bill Cops over his outfit. And
I like listen to John Boys and Billy and that
they're big show. I like the way they talk. They're funny.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Ha ha, that's funny queer, that's what they say.
Speaker 18 (39:20):
Anyhow, I figured out why John Boy has a hard
time getting started in the morning. Ain't gotten the gaze?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Good morning, It's big showing the radio for you Thursday.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Be aware of the ages.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
One week from today, right about this time, Doug Rice
will join us as he does every NASCAR season as
we head Todaytona for the Daytona five hundred and announcement.
This week, I want to share with you right quick.
After a distinguished thirty six year career in NASCAR broadcasting,
(40:28):
Performance Racing Network PRN President and lead anchor, Doug Rice
will bid farewell to the broadcast booth after the twenty
twenty four PRN race season. More than three decades, Rice's
voice has been synonymous.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
He's retired. I'm ruining it. Well, it's all about his
voice mine, right, A flare up.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Anyways, it's a very long article and it lists his accomplishments,
which are many many. Basically, I just wanted to say,
until my voice gave out that Doug is retiring.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Congratulations. I mean, that's awesome. Yeah, I'm missing but that's well.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Good, well, thank you, because I thought maybe I could
go a little further, you know, if I cleared it
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
But you know what I think she meant, My sons,
I mean, yeah, yeah, good job. Oh oh, she meant
Doug retiring. That was awesome. I thought you were complimenting
me on my breaking news.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
The way you do, the way you're thinking.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
You're both pretty stopping. That is awesome.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
So Doug is retiring at the end of this year's
seriously and uh, but he will be with us every Thursday,
and so let's enjoy the time we have together as
we should every day, not just with Doug.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
But with with me, Randy, Marcy, Jackie, Billy.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
You think we drove him to retirement. I think we
might have.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Well, he had mentioned that last last year or two
before the ends, is thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
So yes, So congratulations Dougs. That's a way to do it. Man.
All right, we'll have Doug on a week from today,
looking forward to this year. Al right, makes your rose home.
Good morning. You got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news weathers barts die.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
This is Spanjordi arts in all today from hammer Langerford
for me.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
After around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great Big Harring
smoothie and listening to the Big Show with John Boy
and Bealey. There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Cog a doodle dooo up and at them. It is Thursday,
February eighth. We're working through the shortest month of the year,
but this.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Is a least year extra day.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You gotta it will be a February twenty ninth this month,
So one of the few that was born on the
twenty ninth, I guess.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
That would be my older cousin. I think she's fourteen.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
This year, so I guess when it's not a.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
They go the twenty eighth, where she does. I assume
you think, oh, you pull back to the twenty eighth,
or or you could go to the first of March.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I guess it depends on I wonder if you want
to change months, like what about people that look at
their astrological signs?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Does it well it still kind of leaps over, you know,
it still kind of bleeds over like that, So you're
still an aquarius.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay, it's because I'm my aries, you know, and my
birthdays in the end of March.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, so some somewhere that cut off line exactly March.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Right.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh, just enjoyed the girl talking.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
What's your man?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
What's your I'm the ram I'm water.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Right, you water them? Yeah, okay, it works. I'm a Leo.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Oh you're a Lyon.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Le explains a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Doesn't because it seems like.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
All right, well, I said, well, if you haven't a
birthday today, happy birthday. It's all about you. You will hear
on this February of the eighth, let's see what national
day is it? National Kite Flying Day. See I always
thought that was March, you know, because March is supposed
to be the windy month, right, No, February eighth Kite
Flying Day, National Iowa Day recognized as a hawk eye state,
(02:57):
twenty nine state to join the Union. Oh yeah, I
old ones man has a good time in Iowa. There's
some pheasant hunting there and went to that casino day
opened up. Yeah, man, fun everything on read and its
National Boy Scouts Day. Since nineteen ten, boys across America
(03:19):
have been going doing good deeds, learning survival skills, developing
moral foundations. To the Boy Scouts of America. Boy Scouts
have had a profound impact on the United States. Many
presidents and other dignitarians have been Boy Scouts. A total
of one hundred and eighty one astronauts have also been
part of the Boy Scout program. Not sure how many
(03:42):
disc jockeys, but I am one. Uh huh, A rare
fine Scout is friendly, courteous, thrifty, thrifty, brave, clean reverence.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Now go on it. I used to know it.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Now practice for a game on it, my brave clean
and reverend oh dog gone it all right, I'm gonna
have to go practice. I was true bugler, and y'all
hid my bugle from me a while back.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So yeah, I haven't seen it since. The thick move man.
That wonderful. That would be a great wonderful thing.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
If I promise, if y'all will give me my bugle back,
I will give it away.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I'm probably.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
When did you ever have to bugle when you were
in the Boy Scouts?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Uh you're supposing get up and readily when you wake
your body up, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Just your house. I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Just oh camp out. Yeah man, it was something. Okay,
well you're not gonna get.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Brave, clean, reverend cheerful, thrifty.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Somebody's living in the past.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Man.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I've tried to because I remember that most of my life. Here,
I am oh forgetting my boy scout motto.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Let's see hired beat up.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
All right, I work on that later, Let's get it out.
Let's let's concentrate on what we can control here, and
that is our three dates in history. It'll be our
categories for our first prize pack. Valentine's Day coming up. Guys,
give your heads up. This is one of them, your
novel dot Com gift certificates where you can start in
your personalized ROMECE novel. Might want to hang here. All right,
So it sounds like we're about half awake. Big shows
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on the radio. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Here's that first prize pack fifty dollars gift certificate. But
that super creative Valentine's gift a personalized romance novel starring
you and your sweetie from your novel dot com. Go
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percent off. Look for their link at the Big Show
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dot com. Look at our three dates in history where
we're got our three categories. February nineteen twenty four, a
convicted murderer named g John became the first person to
be executed in a gas chamber. It took place in
Carson City, Nevada. They had cyanide pellets and they were
(06:09):
dropped into a pan of sulfuric acid dikes. That's a
hard way to go dushing in about six minutes six
minutes to nineteen eighty nine, a re edited version of
the movie Lawrence of Arabia opened in New York City.
Director David Lean revealed they due to an earlier editing mistake.
(06:29):
The camels had been moving in the wrong direction for
twenty years, and nobody had noticed wrong direction.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Like backwards.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I guess, I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You know, the camel goes backwards. Finally.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
In nineteen ninety four, Jack Nicholson uses a golf club
to attack a car after the driver startled him by
blowing the horn and yelling at him.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Startled, Yeah, that's what it was. Jack.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Walking around with a golf club clubs have been involved
in any major celebrities. Remember Tiger Woods wife.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Right in the tree, you a handy.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Little blood using niner, I said, well there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
There's a categories one eight hundred Big Shows. You told
free line, Come on, play out birds Neck, Good morning, that's.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
The Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Rolled unto your Thursday and February eighth, early morning time.
Today's featured track from the Big Show Bedbox. Carlo Melenda's
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some fun, Hit the Big Box at the Big Show
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Speaker 1 (08:06):
Get the Thursday winning Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the
game that anyone can win.
Speaker 8 (08:15):
John Boy Billy gave the prizes from the Big Prize
being Let's go contested number.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
One out This should really be a lot of fun
when you're playing Outburst, having up and gest.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
You love the test sun, you love a big shots.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Let's say a Tony from Spruce Iron, North Carolina.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Well shots, Good morning, Tony, Good morning, Jimbo and Bobby.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Alright, Tony contestant number one riding Buddy. Let's get you
through these three categories and get that prize. Package too.
You ready go, read you go but five seconds. Three
styles of execution, ready to go, lethal injection, gass and hanging. Ma'am.
(09:17):
Now we need three things that can be edited.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Ready to go, letters, text and movies, oh mine and
for the wind. Give me three golf clubs, ready.
Speaker 11 (09:31):
Go, driver, putter, pitching, wi, maam, like you've listened before.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Golf club. This is my second time calling. First time.
Speaker 12 (09:46):
I forgot to get my move, so I need my
mood jumble.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Of course, you do as you move, Tony, and we're
gonna hook you up with your personalized romance novel. You
and you're sweetie as Valentine's Day, you think about me
when you you know what? Well, nevermind that the mood?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Why am on the hour top of your news? Got
our time, Cats over.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Early risers right on the other side, and we're gonna
try to do right Age and Murray this morning.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
M M.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the Sting.
As our story opens, Henry Pickens and his wife Joni
are strolling down a warm tropical beach after a perfect
day at a luxury beachfront resort in a roba.
Speaker 13 (11:27):
Woh oh wow, this is amazing.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Ah. We are walking down the beach in the surf
barefoot in November.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Yeah, some of the ways are a little bigger than
that they're gonna be. But yeah, that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
This is the best birthday present I've ever had, Honey,
and I just I can't thank you enough.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Oh, sweetie, that smile on your faces all of thanks, Hondy.
Really well, I'm probably gonna want to do some weird
stuff when we get back to the room. You know,
we can talk about that later. Hey, how about that sunset?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I know it is the most beautiful thing I've.
Speaker 14 (12:02):
Ever with my foot my foot, Okay, all right, I
need to sit out.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
What in the world happened.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I must have stepped on something. Do you see.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Anything, Well, nothing but a jellyfish with a big footprint
right in the middle of it. Oh.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I was looking at the sunset.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I must have stepped right on it.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
Oh honey, honey, honey, stay calm, stay calm, listen. I'm
sure they got some kind of first age stuff back
at the resort.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Will go back? Can you walk?
Speaker 14 (12:33):
I don't think I can all that's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Will you carry me?
Speaker 6 (12:39):
I don't think that's gonna happen either.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Oh well, I guess it's it's it's pea time.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Do what now?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Yeah, when you get stung by jellyfish, you're supposed to
pee on it?
Speaker 15 (12:50):
Says who says everybody that's ever been on a beat?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Have you never heard that? Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
What's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life?
Oh honey, please, I really needsy to do this for me.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yes, you come on, hurry up.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Well, I don't think I can do it with you
looking at me.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
All right, all right, I'll shut my eyes.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Just do it.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Here goes nothing. Take that, mister jellyfish. That's what you
get for stinging my wife. Okay, I got him. Now
what do we do about your foot? We hope you
enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Yeah, I heard June
(13:37):
in again. Next time over here, the crusty old weed
guy at the hotel say.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. John Boy and.
Speaker 15 (13:47):
Billy, that was my skull.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
I'm so wasted. Good morning radio, dumb right.
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Ah, you're gonna have all them good at two shoes
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They're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
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Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio.
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Then I was looking talking about the Grammys. This week
we're talking about Taylor Swift. I got my Taylor Swift
Update thirteenth Grammy. It'll be the thirteenth NFL game. She's
going to the super Bowl this Sunday. Uh so, everything
on Kansas City. So uh then, so the only they
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were talking about the Grammy Album of the Year, the
only one disco album that's ever won in the history
of the Grammys was you You'll know what it was?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Could you guess?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Disco album Saturday Night Saturday Night Fever? That's right, that
was the genre, like shaping disco, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I mean were capitalized on it. Yes.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Uh so, it's three movie soundtracks to win a Grammy.
The other one, uh well, the other two Bodyguard, the Bodyguard.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
With Whitney Houston. That's when she's saying, I will always
love you.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Okay, all right, explain that?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
And then oh, brother, where art thou our favorite soundtrack
album of all time?
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Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
So with what we've done with that, I'm gonna start
up with the worst and we're gonna go through the
show and end up with the best track that we
have done, redone off that album. So say this might
you might want to check out the John Mobilly Late
Risers podcast if you can't be with us for the next.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
You know, several hours say, we'll all be there. Okay,
we're starting off with Randy's girlfriend Sue Fabish.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Oh no, all right, well yeah, well then we get
to that later. All right, remember this is where we start.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
The bar is low. Alright, hituits.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
In constance.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
I am.
Speaker 17 (21:01):
Home of constant sorrow.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Thirty times.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
On my day.
Speaker 17 (21:12):
Bit Fairway held a real employment. And now I'm ever
get a race. And now she'll know I ever get
a rag. Six long years of either been pregnant or
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having see like a cow my pitchians bens thirsty fordn
but junior on theast mountains, Now a junior.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
These fountains down. Shut, I'm not showing to sing.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Get your finger on your not.
Speaker 17 (22:18):
Man, Mandy, don't do laundry.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
He leaves his.
Speaker 17 (22:28):
She is ill, mussy mat over grands have soggie mood
and manso.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
The diversty those booby die iver.
Speaker 16 (22:49):
Sure you stay.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Stop more winning, get that peanut butter. Sound out. I'm
gonna see arles. These two.
Speaker 17 (23:09):
Bees things are gonna kill me if I talk.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
A good night sleeve?
Speaker 17 (23:21):
You who can bear real me?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
He ride next Walmart.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Joy fast.
Speaker 17 (23:31):
Resting thief so she can find.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Arresting thie.
Speaker 17 (23:40):
Don't make me stop this car.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Alright, then let
me tell you about the prize pack. Somebody will win
on John Boy Geopardy here in minutes. That's a Southern
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Speaker 1 (24:16):
Order was we twenty one to win here coming up
in minutes.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Well, it's all about the commercials during the super Bowl
this weekend. With all that, now would be a good
time for the most honest TV commercial we've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Roll atte.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
When you hear ukulele music, it can only mean one thing.
You're watching a TV commercial for a product that's aimed
at people way younger than you.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Let's take a look.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
Check out this happy looking couple. She's wearing a jean jacket,
a pink tutu and hooker shoes. He's dressed like a
lumberjack and has a huge man.
Speaker 16 (24:52):
Bun on top of his head.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Aren't they cool?
Speaker 8 (24:55):
Looks like the girl just saw something in a store
window she really likes. The guy's not really soul, but
she pulls him through the door anyway, and they laugh.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
And they laugh.
Speaker 8 (25:05):
Now they're meeting some of their fellow millennials for coffee.
There's an emo looking guy in a powder blue tuxedo
jacket he bought it a vintage clothing store, a pimply
Asian guy and a Spiderman T shirt. And two girls
with purple hair and matching nerd glasses who seem really chummy.
You think they might be Yeah, probably, So the five
(25:27):
friends are having coffee. This must be like a Starbucks commercial, right,
hold on, two two hooker shoes just pulled emo tuxedo
jacket guy over to take a selfie. Ah, a selfie,
So it's an iPhone commercial. Right, Well, it's still kind
of hard to tell.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Now all the friends are in a bar having a beer,
which means it's a beer commercial. Lumberjack Man Bun is
on stage singing karaoke. One of the nerd glasses girls
takes a selfie with him. Yeah, another selfie. With all
these selfies, it's gotta be an iPhone commercial. Wait, now,
lumberjack man Bun is visiting a really old guy in
(26:08):
a nursing home.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Maybe it's his grandpa.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Whoever he is, he looks really happy, because in real life,
millennials never spend time with somebody this old. The product
this commercial is advertising must really be something. By the way,
we still have no idea what the product is. Now
two two hooker shoes is back. She's hugging an adorable kitten.
(26:31):
Now all the friends are having a great time at
a rock concert. Now they're having another cup of coffee,
a big group hug, another selfie, more coffee. Where are
they getting all his coffee? Are we sure this isn't
a Starbucks commercial? One thing we do know for sure
this is a fun group of people who would definitely
use a cool product like whatever it is this commercial
(26:55):
is selfie, which, hopefully we're about to finally find out.
Hold on, the scenes are getting quicker and quicker. Man Bun,
Kittie cat, hooker's shoes, selfie, coffee group hug, more karaoke
cat takes a selfie.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Hold on, this could be it?
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Yep, a big.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
Logo thing he just popped up on the screen and
here comes the tagline Albedo dot Com Life Better. Wait,
what so the commercial that says nothing ends with a
slogan that means nothing. I guess you'll have to go
to Albedo dot com to find out what this is
(27:36):
all about, which, by the way, is exactly what this
commercial is trying to get you to do. Albedo dot
Com Life Better. Whatever that means, now you will hear
that one.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yes, all right, Well, let's play John boyd Jeopardy review
yesterday's question.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Excuse me, we found out, scume me again.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
We found out twenty five percent of American office workers
admit they regularly pretend to be doing this as a
way to avoid talking to a co worker talking on
the phone, working on the phone. Too good, Today's John
Boy Jeopardy. All right, let's not argue with the facts.
Women are four times more likely to commit this crime
(28:23):
than men.
Speaker 7 (28:50):
Good.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Thursday morning, February eight.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Big Shows on the Radio with today's feature track from
the Big Show bid Box, Carlon Melnda's pro football Jokes
all the humor of calling a big girl from the
Dollar Store. Charts for keywords football jokes at the bit
Bogs at the big show dot com here right now,
let's play.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Ye, it's live across America.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
It's John Boy, It's jeopardy And now a man who says, yeah,
no sense arguing the facts involving women.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Am I right?
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
He he's John Boy, and there's a hey to do
it at of aChn, South Carolina. Good morning, do it?
Good morning now boy, Hey Boddy.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Welcome here. You are the man with the first shot
at the question this morning. So we're not arguing with
the facts, do us right here? Women are four times
more likely to commit this crime than men.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Shoplifting. Shoplifting, let's see women shopping? Am all right by.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, they're in the stores more, I guess, more temptation
times a little bit.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yeah, I'm taking up for your sex, all right, so
I do it.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Good work, buddy, Southern East for riding back heading down
to aching for you.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Thank you, sir, first time caller.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Alright, but do it.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
Allright.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Remember we're starting low, ending up real good when no
brother wear hard. Now a little next in the White House. Now,
back during the Obama era, everything was funny.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
It's a big seawing the radio what we're talking about.
But the Grammar is this past Sunday. Only three movie
soundtrack albums ever won a Grammy Saturday Night Fever, The
Bodyguard and Old Brother Where ARTDLL.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
That was our faith?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Wait, we're starting going through what we did for it?
All right, No fellers, And then I was practicing this
yodling for a while.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Though here we go.
Speaker 9 (31:38):
Enjoy it, all right, fellas in the White House now,
neighborhood of see. I know a fella by the name
(32:03):
of a ruck. Everything he says is a cruck. He
sold the fools on all his change and oh he
ran his campaign to the center, but they forgot about
his communist mentors. Another constitutions, really on the roads. He's
(32:27):
in the White House. Now he's in the White House.
Now I done told you once or twice. These Marxist boys,
they don't play nice. He's in the White House. Now
take a jumbore Obama. He likes that welfare cap and
(33:08):
trade and healthcare and now he's gonna screw us.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
With the fat.
Speaker 9 (33:17):
But y'all ought to know where The fact is, only
half the country pays these taxes. The other half is
voting Democrats.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
He's in the White House. Now, he's in the White House.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Now.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I done told you from the start.
Speaker 9 (33:41):
This guy worth of popcorn for he's in the White
House now.
Speaker 18 (33:54):
By unity, unity, Unity.
Speaker 9 (34:07):
He's put us in hock for trillions, and it's creeping
towards the zillions. He'll give the bill to all us
work in slow. But the people are realizing that community
organizing don't really qualify him for the job. He's in
(34:33):
the White House now, he's in the White House. Now
we're fed up where there is lies. I think it's
time to impeach this guy out of the White House now,
O John Boardutity.
Speaker 19 (35:38):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Yeah,
we're ready for the reven good.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah, that's the one right there, one I always yeah,
the one you always use up.
Speaker 14 (35:51):
Randy Jackie looking good bad now never honestly says here.
Hell coming off the summertime, and some regular members of
our congregation there at the Blessed Hope Baptist Church been
missing a lot of church wil have been going on
vacation trips. So as a result, the weekly collection has
been down quite a pit and I've been dropping a
few hints over the last couple of weeks. He wasn't
(36:12):
doing no good so I decided this past Sunday a
more direct approach was called for. So see, I stood
up on Sunday morning, I fixed the congregation with a
steely eyed gaze and said, brothers and sisters, I normally
don't like the single people out from here in the
poor pit, but I have it on good authority there's
a man right here in the sanctuary this morning that
(36:33):
has been consulting with, as we say, in the beers,
a woman.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Not his wife.
Speaker 14 (36:39):
I ain't gonna point no fingers yet, but I'm gonna
be watching y'all. And if the man don't put at
least five dollars in the collection play when it comes
around right now, I'm gonna reveal his name in front
of the entire congregation at the conclusion of my message today. Well,
it worked better than I thought it was going to.
When the play came back, there was twenty two five
dollar bills and then three singles and a note that said,
(37:00):
forever hold your peace. Rap, I'll bring another two dollars
to the six o'clock service to night. He speaking of
small change. Please keep it going for your headline and listen, gentlemen. Yeah,
he's good.
Speaker 7 (37:12):
Thank you, Rap.
Speaker 15 (37:13):
John bar Belly red Day, Jackie, o'dfool you're using the
one over you.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
I got a mess upon me much, John.
Speaker 15 (37:20):
Ball Belly blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Okay, just cut to the joke.
Speaker 15 (37:23):
Chilly Polar Bear walks into a bar says I'll have
a jed and Tommy bartender says, well, what's with the
big poles? Polar Bear says, I don't know, but Daddy
have him to.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
Turn.
Speaker 15 (37:36):
Walks into bar and says it's the bartender here. See
he's a turbite. And he says, it's the bar tender hair.
You know, baby, I should have saved that big pause
from the last joke.
Speaker 5 (37:49):
It off.
Speaker 15 (37:49):
College professor walks in the bar, says I'll have a
bar tedius. Bartender says, you beat a bar tidy. Professor
says if I want more than one, I'll let you go.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
I don't get down with either.
Speaker 15 (37:59):
Man say that's a Latin joke, kind of like bartidi
is the plural of barttius.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
You know where you went wrong on that one?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
A Latin trying to go with.
Speaker 16 (38:09):
Here we go.
Speaker 15 (38:10):
I'll tell you what I'm getting tired of explain to
these to y'all, I'm going to lower the bar. All right,
Maybe I should do some light bulb joke. You appreciate this.
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know ondly what because he's already got his
heads into here.
Speaker 14 (38:25):
Anyway, Hey, independent Baptists, How many independent Baptists does it
take to change the light bulb?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I don't know change.
Speaker 15 (38:36):
How many sensitive being does it take to change the
light bub? I know five one to do it for
the form a support group?
Speaker 16 (38:44):
Get it?
Speaker 15 (38:45):
How many radic coalfiebitists does it take the change of
light bub? That's not funny?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
All right, thank you for letting be at on the
high spot. The nerdy hit me out there. I just
need to get out of here, alright.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
We now we go.
Speaker 19 (39:00):
Morning.
Speaker 15 (39:00):
The Big Show's on the radio, and more big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 18 (39:05):
I'm working with mister Bill Cops over his outfit. And
I like listen to John Boys and Billy and that
they're big show. I like the way they talk. They're funny.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Ha ha, that's funny queer, that's what they say.
Speaker 18 (39:20):
Anyhow, I figured out why John Boy has a hard
time getting started in the morning. Ain't gotten the gaze?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Good morning, It's big showing the radio for you Thursday.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Be aware of the ages.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
One week from today, right about this time, Doug Rice
will join us as he does every NASCAR season as
we head Todaytona for the Daytona five hundred and announcement.
This week, I want to share with you right quick.
After a distinguished thirty six year career in NASCAR broadcasting,
(40:28):
Performance Racing Network PRN President and lead anchor, Doug Rice
will bid farewell to the broadcast booth after the twenty
twenty four PRN race season. More than three decades, Rice's
voice has been synonymous.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
He's retired. I'm ruining it. Well, it's all about his
voice mine, right, A flare up.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Anyways, it's a very long article and it lists his accomplishments,
which are many many. Basically, I just wanted to say,
until my voice gave out that Doug is retiring.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Congratulations. I mean, that's awesome. Yeah, I'm missing but that's well.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Good, well, thank you, because I thought maybe I could
go a little further, you know, if I cleared it
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
But you know what I think she meant, My sons,
I mean, yeah, yeah, good job. Oh oh, she meant
Doug retiring. That was awesome. I thought you were complimenting
me on my breaking news.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
The way you do, the way you're thinking.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
You're both pretty stopping. That is awesome.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
So Doug is retiring at the end of this year's
seriously and uh, but he will be with us every Thursday,
and so let's enjoy the time we have together as
we should every day, not just with Doug.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
But with with me, Randy, Marcy, Jackie, Billy.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
You think we drove him to retirement. I think we
might have.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Well, he had mentioned that last last year or two
before the ends, is thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
So yes, So congratulations Dougs. That's a way to do it. Man.
All right, we'll have Doug on a week from today,
looking forward to this year. Al right, makes your rose home.
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