August 15, 2024 • 47 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Killer Beaz and Corporate (his wife) visit us in studio for the first time since the pandemic.. - We’ll get details on JD’s 24-Hour Stores Back to School Sale.. - PRN’s Doug Rice reports on Austin Dillon’s controversial win at Richmond.. - Oliver takes the big girls to the Golden Corral..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can have.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Good one.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
You can hunt your deer and cook them at the same.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
So can our listeners go somewhere to see that if
you put that on any associates.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
If no, okay, I have learned that there's some things
I need to just hush about.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Running Moonshine through it.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Moonshine's picture, Yes there it is all right. Well keep
up with him at killer Bees. Oh that's nice.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Good so I took my shirt off. This what he
was talking about?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Killer bees dot Com? Good morning, got the big show
on the radio, and we got on track with Doug Rice,
the man president play by play. He runs a whole
deal of performance racing network the beautiful Charlotte Motor Speedway
for his final year before he hangs up the Golden
earphones headphones microphone may Golden over there, Doug.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
I think hadphones. Yeah, I think that works for me.
A right, buddy, Golden.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
That's cool. Here. So is our first time since the Olympics.
Did you did you watch some?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Did you?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I did?
Speaker 6 (01:14):
I started off kind of slow, but as it went on,
I kind of got into it. And you know the
way that NBC was packaging it. I got to give
them credit. You could set down.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
For two hours in the afternoon and watch.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
About fifteen different sports and get it all right on
top of each other.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
And I thought they did a really good job. I
actually enjoyed most of the Olympics poor well.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
When we got back to racing up in Richmond. That
was quite a finish with a number three car.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
You know, it was it was. It was a wild finish.
It was a It was an interesting race. And since
that they had the two different tire compounds, a fast
tire which they called the option tire which was decidedly
faster if.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
You put that on, and everybody else had on the regular.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Tires blew by them, which I really liked that aspect
of the race.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
There wasn't a lot lot of action.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
There was only one caution per cause, and that came
out on the next to the last lap when Ricky
Stenhouse caused a crash, which set up the green white
checker to finish and brought about all of the mayhem
at the end when Austin Dillon, who looked like he
was going to win the race in regulation, I don't
know where this great car came from from a team
(02:26):
that was thirty second in points and couldn't.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Get out of their way all year long.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
They show up at Richmond and they look like one
of the best cars in the field. They were the
best car in the field. But on the restart in overtime,
Joey Logano clearly drove away from Austin Dillon, and on
the last lap and the last turn, Dylan does this
kamikaze move and just dives in there, knowing that there's
no way he's going to pass Joey Logano without dumping Logano,
(02:54):
and he does that, and as he does that, then
Denny Hamlin sneaks by him, and Austin reacts really quickly
and he spins Hambling out and crashes him out, and
then he goes on and wins the race and thus
all the controversy afterwards.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I didn't like what I saw.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
I know it's win and get into the playoffs, and
I realize all the pressure that's on people, and I
know that people say, well, Earnhardt used to do that.
Earnhart made it look a lot better than what Austin did.
That was not a good look for him.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Right, Okay that I wanted to say, what you thought
about that? Yeah? With the three cargoes. We have seen it,
but you had it right. Earnhart made it look better.
He made it look better.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I don't know how, but it didn't look quite as
desperate and as obvious that I'm coming in there and
I'm going to wreck you out at all costs.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
When Ernart did it, it looked more like a Jedi
night move. You know, he just kind of you know,
you didn't You couldn't really tell if he hit him,
you know, you know that's that's a.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Really good comparison that it looked like there was more skill.
This looked like blunt force trauma.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
When Earnhardt spun you, it was kind of surgical.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, the points battle for the last spots that are
tightening up, Doug, and it's.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Really tight down there at the bottom.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
I mean, you've got Ross Chastain and Bubba Wallace and
Chris Busher all locked in there in a really tight
battle for the last spot to get in on points
at maybe the last two spots, and you still got
three races to go, so that's wide open and every
position you finish is going to make a difference. A
(04:29):
month and a half ago, I thought Chastain was a
lock to get in and Chris Buscher and now I
don't know, Bubbas really ran well and he had another
good finish at Richmond, and he's chopped away that the
advantage to you know, he's he's above the cut line
and could make the playoffs again for the second year
in a row.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I like that with the series of races we've got.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Left to go, there's still some some really vivid excitement
right there.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
All right, Michigan, is this weekend Sunday afternoon on the
USA Network. Are you looking at their Doug?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
You know, I think this goes back to your normal
fast teams. I mean, we've only had four races that
were won this year, and one of them was last
week by teams other than Penske and Gibbs and Hendrick.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
And I just feel like this is.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Probably going to be a really good Hendrick racetrack. I
could easily see Chase Elliott or Kyle Larson dominating the
show up there. And you know, I'm a little bit
surprised that William Byron hasn't really done much lately.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
He started off the year blazing hot.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Now he's going to make the playoffs because they won
three races right out of the box, but we've not
talked much about them. They need a race to get
well too. So let's see if Team Hendrick, not that
they really really need it, but if they can kind
of turn their woes around.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
All right and the right quick, Doug, me and you
are Atlanta Braves baseball fans, and gonna be a good
game at one of our favorite tracks. We just got to.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
It's absolutely right.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Bristol Motor Speedway, which held a college football game several
years ago between Virginia Tech and Tennessee, biggest crowd ever
to watch a college football game. We'll play host to
a regular season baseball game next year in August of
twenty five, between the Atlanta Braves and the Cincinnati Reds.
They had a nice press conference up there. Chipper Jones
(06:24):
was in attendance, and they had a couple of cool
looking cars done.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Up in Reds and Braves colors.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
And then they'll be racing up there, and you can
check out Bristol Motor Speedway's website if you want to
get tickets.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
I love this idea. I love the fact that they.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Really truly turned Bristol Motor Speedway into a multi use facility.
And this game will get we'll garner a lot of
attention as the time grows closer.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Their high five markers. Good work and thank you Doug.
You have a great rest of your week, buddy. We'll
catch up next week, all.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Right, thanks a bunch, Thank you, my boy.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Follow the Doug on Twitter at Rice Man sixty one
or x or whatever it is. And now it's Beating
the Blonde one eight hundred. Big Show. You told Freeline
we'll get a contestant and play next. Good morning, it's
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right now, let's play beat the Blonde. Okay, we got
a blond man, said Tato Moran. Let's meet our contestant.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Billy from Greenwood, Virginia, was a bell Oh three, Well
South Carolina, Well, South Carolina, I guess Monroe Fisher's hometown.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You don't know that blocking at your mind. All right,
good deal there. Well, welcome there, Bill. Uh, you know
what we gonna do. Well, we're gonna ask Tata some questions.
You agree or disagree whether you think she's right or wrong?
Two bells before two buzzers. You got the big old
prize package, the Southern East Pets pack.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Let's let's give him one lifeline. Bees can be a
lifeline on one question.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Its bees. All right, we got killer Bee's famous moonshiner
comedian here at your disposal. Bill.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
If you need him, you let me know, brother.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Me, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Well, let's jump in here, Tata. According to the book
in Laws, Pro and con does the average married person
say that they like their mother in law as a person,
as a person, as a person.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Sure as a missing person?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
I would say.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
The book said no.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Not on answer they do not like their mother in
law as a person. Billy, you disagree with that? And
oh no, they say no. Only about twenty five percent
say their mother in law has a really likable personality.
(09:39):
With that, man said.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
With that being said, that was the way to answer that. Brother.
You're a married man. You did the right thing, taking it.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
For the team. Oh, that was a old gone buzzer.
Here we go, all right, we got a true false
question my favorite. A study by Princeton University concluded that
married couples engage in romance on the average of eight
point two times per month. This is a true or
(10:14):
false very specific.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
I guess I'm the point two true.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I'm gonna say true. All right, really the strength let's
use my lifeline on this one.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
It would be to say, no, you're saying that it
is not eight point two times.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
This is not eight point two times.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
There are times or seconds, because I just.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Mean, if you score, that's all it mattered.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Right, It's true. I said true, the average is eight
point two and say yes.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It's a false. So it's a fifty to fifty one
way or the other there, Billy, So what you think
the boy he'll come with the bees on that one?
Eight point two very I was trying to talk into it. Yeah, yeah,
when it comes up with something that specific.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Hang hang on, I'm seeing corporate tax some cake, we
got some.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Skate under on the eight point two seconds. That tell me?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
What's a study done by Princeton?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
I mean over and under, John, Boy, we got a good.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Consolation prize for you, buddy, you hang on we kill.
I appreciate it all right, bottom of the hour, top
of your new more would I boy kill. AB's right
on the other side, Big Joe roll on, h good morning.
(12:29):
It's a big showing the radio. Oh Gang plus Killer
Bees and his much better half tirekir Yeah, Killer Playing
and Shelby North Carolina. Oh, Robbie Hokeey from the Mountains
gets to see you perform here Killer the Gibson Theater
(12:51):
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tickets with the show Grass and Builders.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
That's a fun theater, man, I've done the Gibson before. Man,
it's really neat.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
That's something man, just keeping it going. And Kelly, we
did a tribute show for Tim Wilson a few weeks
ago on the day you know we lost him, and
we hadn't seen you since we lost James.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Right man, this.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
As well, buddies, we're going and we're looking at this.
We talk about time, fun times at a racetrack. NASCAR
driver Carl Edwards, it's his birthday today. I wanted to
say happy birthday to Carl forty five. So he done done,
made his money retired forty five years old.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Is he still doing a backflip off his car?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Maybe we'll do a car shield commercial coming up pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I bet every time he goes to the bank.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You know, our professions we've been doing a little while.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Yeah, we have. Man. I was telling Corporate on the
way over here this morning, Man, just how much it
meant to me, and just thinking the back of how
you guys really helped a handful of a say that. Man,
James and Tim and myself and some others. Man, y'all
really stepped up and promoted this, dude, I mean literally,
(14:09):
I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Man,
y'all y'all treated us like gold, and I love you
for that.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Well, it's our pleasure. And you know it's where it is, man,
your family, you know, it's as great when you when
you get a chance to do that, because not a
lot of people can, you know, with their jobs intertwined
and become family, you know, and really like a share love.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
And there's just it if you stop and think, Man,
there's so much history. I'll call it history, but just
stuff we did together and and all that back in
the day. Man, Absolutely amazing and This is a wonderful
thing for me to get to come in here and
tell y'all how much I appreciate that. And I love you, Love.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
You, budd We ain't going nowhere, man, Let's hang out
for a while. I mean like, I mean like a
year or two. I mean just the rest of the day.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
I've got it. I've got a year worth the moonshine
in the bunker.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Randy just found the fire. The flamethrowers on sale.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Oh nice, only go get flamethrowers. You got your moonshine
and fall by going. And I learned my wife got
a knee replacement a couple of weeks ago. So one
thing when I do retire, I won't be opening up
a visiting angels franchise. I wouldn't make a good visiting.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
A care giving.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Care taking.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
He's got that. So how is her kneejes just milking it?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
So what'd y'all do with their old one? Because here's
a market out there the deep.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Why it's in a jar by the bed all.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Right, flamethrowers are now off the peg.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Legs at together.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Good time.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Man.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
We did shows at the Visitors and I was sitting.
But the early show was three o'clock. The midnight the
midnight show was at six, so and I was sitting,
and I was sitting there between shows, and this couple
walking doing my little notes. I heard the lady go,
my knee hurts and the guy goes, you're knee one.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
You remind me that's your demographic times.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Good morning. That's a big Shaw on the radio. Well,
it's been back in a cinema and he's brave the
summer heat to come in. And Philasanna on Hollywood's latest
Welcome back Rabbi myron Berg, Steam Cholloemi homies. What happening
John Boyam, Well, I'll say you're wearing your summer clothes.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
Yeah, you know why it's summer, Your bastard, I'm too
old to wear that heavy wolf stuff. I got this
one made special.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Well, it's very sharp, it's moisture vicking. Don't be jealous.
Drink Gata had not hated as I'm guessing you went
to see the biggest movie of the summer.
Speaker 9 (17:33):
Good guess since I told you that before we went
on the a You're bastard. Yeah, I was gonna see
that Tornado movie. But the great grandkids wanted to see
Kiddie Pool.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
And smithegean dead Pool and Wolverine.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
Whatever you say. But I saw that it was rated off,
so I thought, well, I ain't better check it out
before I took the kids.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
And boy, I'm glad. I did pretty rough stuff.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Hi, I never hide before. Blood and guts everywhere, jumping
through time like it was getting on a bush.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
It was mayhem. Did you like it?
Speaker 6 (18:08):
No?
Speaker 5 (18:09):
I loved it.
Speaker 9 (18:12):
I didn't know what the hell was going on, but
I had a ball. I can't tell you the spoilers.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Because I don't know what any of it meant. Who
those people were.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Well, you know I have to ask hours and cats. Well,
I gotta tell you.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Kiddy Pool and Smithereen great together, like the Odd Couple,
but with more entrails. I could have done with less
poop mouth, but the chemistry between these tov was fantastic.
Kittie Pool was hilarious, but my favorite was Smithereen, played
by this generation's greatest actor.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Hugh Beaumont. No, that was Beaver's dad. You're thinking of
Hugh Jackman. Who not who Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 9 (18:55):
I thought that was the geezer that perved out on
all them young girls.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
That's Hugh Hefner.
Speaker 9 (19:01):
I thought that was the cowboy actor who played the
viant ipe on the TV.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
That was Hugh O'Brien.
Speaker 9 (19:07):
I thought that was the guy who played the pill
head doctor who could cure anyone.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
That was Hugh Laurie.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
I thought that was the English guy who liked hookers.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
That's Hugh Grant.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
I thought that was the guy from Minnesota that always
agreed with everything you said.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
That's Hugh Betcha, I.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Thought, I give Tato a second on. I thought that
was the giant duck and the diaper. That's baby Hughey.
So who the hell are I thinking of? Hugh Jackman. Listen,
he never would have got all those girls without that magazine.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
What a rocket? I don't know.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
I'm gonna have to see something. If you want to
be in the magazine, what do you say?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
It wasn't old age, it was the sex along.
Speaker 9 (19:55):
With it that creed.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Well the way to go?
Speaker 10 (19:58):
Now?
Speaker 9 (19:58):
The movie, Oh, ten yamackers out of five, don't take
the kids. My only complain is that they hadn't a
rating and there was no nudity none. What did I
kill you to put some boobies around.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
None.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
I'd have settled for one.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
But one.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
It ain't like Hollywood and full of trashy dames just
dying to pump that top off. But I guess they
got all the things to worry about, like hiring all
their friends and having a good time asking around. Well,
we all setting the doc there and they're waiting for
a nipple. I even sat through the credits hoping for
quick pinkable.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
With a nice rack and nothing.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
Well, you can all go to hell, okay, but thanks
for keeping it clean.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Go in peace.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
Hey Tana, if you want to be on the radio,
we're gonna have to see something.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
You suren't see him at Nay, it's cheaper. Good morning,
the big shows on the radio, and more big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 10 (20:59):
A good morning listen, Big Show, Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Harland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt and Smarty
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and Billy Big Show Life, Oh for John Boy, Shinn
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extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league, but I'll take a
whack at it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I mean, what could it be? Good morning, it's a
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You could probably give it away. You can't.
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You the Man Man?
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No, look what we gonna do here.
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Uh Taylor Taman News up next on a Big Show docket,
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for Taman News and here's our girl, Mars, said taytor Mori.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
I appreciate that you heard about the terror threat at
Taylor Swifts concert in Austria. Yeah, was that Vienna? Well
there was. Authorities arrested three teams in connection with a
plot to kill hundreds in a suicide bombing at her concert.
One of the suspects had gained access to hide explosives
anywhere inside the Vienna stadium because he was a temp
(24:31):
higher to help construct Taylor's stage. Wow, so, but Taylor
having to cancel the concert. Being who she is, she
pulled strings to guarantee that Vienna's cable channel o RF
scheduled a free TV premiere of the Era's Tour film
from when she required her most states, Yeah, in the States.
(24:52):
This week, Taylor starts her five night residency at London's
Wembley Stadium, and out of abundance of caution, swift are
not allowed to That's what her fans are called. A
lot of folks could hang out outside the stadiums. A
lot of fans that didn't have tickets would hang outside
the stadium and kind of do their own concerts listening
(25:12):
to her, you know. Uh, And they're not allowed to
do that now. They're not allowed to gather outside the
stadium because of you know, extra precaution.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
A lot of people at those concerts, Yeah, many, that's
very popular.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Radar Online has reported that Madonna is close to taking
Hugh Jackman on a date. He's recently divorced. He was
recently divorced, and Madonna, sixty five years old, gave her
personal contact number to him when he asked. Madonna attended
(25:51):
the European premiere of Deadpool Wolverine uh and a source
that also attended the premiere said quote, there was definitely
some playful flirting between will Man and Madonna. They haven't
taken things to the next level yet, but a date
is definitely in the works. I think you're hanging out
around Madonna. Things are gonna move pretty fast.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I don't know if he's gonna graft my imagination like
the Kelsey Taylor swift.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Oh, I gotta get the whole No.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I keep thinking about your old high school girl at Hooters.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Thank you, Donna. Jordan Chiles, she is a gymnast from
the Olympics, American gymnast and she won the bronze medal.
Now the us USA gymnastics team overturned they They made
them review the tape and review the point system, and
that moved her from fourth to third. Well over the weekend,
(26:44):
the Tribunal Court of Arbitration for Sport ruled that the
original scores should stand. Therefore, a Romanian gymnast earned the
bronze and Jordan Chiles dropped two spots to fifth on
the floor exercises that's where she won the medal. They
demanded that she reached earn the medal on the Olympic committee. Now,
(27:04):
the reason why the Romanians appealed the floor exercise is
because they said that they asked for the review four
seconds after their time limit to ask for a review,
where the USA Gymnastics appealed their appeal by submitting video
evidence of Jordan's coach telling the judges to double check
their scores twice within the regulation one minute limit. Big
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things not going on, and I wanted to give up
for pedal though also going on over at the Summer Olympics.
As we recap, they left some Yelp reviews. So in
the village Italian gold medalists to complain that there's no
air conditioning, it's hot, and the food is bad. They
also said that there isn't enough protein options, too many
(27:49):
vegan dishes, long cafeteria lines like awaiting thirty minutes, and
people are finding worms in the fish. Sure, they said,
perhaps the the silver lighting is the dating.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
So because they're all about to meet Lizzievegan, like some
athletes that could afford it, had to bring their own
chefs in outside of the compound, and so they did
some good to eat. Well, they had protein.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
That's a pretty important part of an athletes.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
And just the last thing about the Olympics was the
closing ceremonies. We touched on that briefly, but Tom Cruise
did surprise the audience. After our national anthem was sung
by h R. He jumped from the stadium on a
cable just just leapt right off there if you can
go back and watch it, and they played Mission Impossible
theme while he did that, and then he landed, went
(28:38):
running through the athletes, hopped on a motorcycle that had
the Olympic flag and drove off through the Paris streets.
Then they looked up to the video screen and there
he was hoping a plane and flying to California where
he parachuted sky and landed over by the Hollywood Signed
(28:58):
where he gave flag to an athlete to run it
to where Snoop Dogg was hanging out come along with
Red Hot Chili Peppers and Billie Eilish I'm not And
it was a concert and it was like we're here
and that's the whole kickoff for LA getting the twenty
twenty eight Olympics.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Well, no wonder Dom was hanging around here. A lot
to do there, all right, Well, thank you very much
for that fine report. Let's get us a winner. That's
my worthy word. Here we go one night hundred Big
Show you told free line. We get a couple of
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Speaker 9 (30:31):
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I bout that bad game. A wordy word and a
worthy word. Somebody I want to play with? Kill a
Bee's all right, let's reignite thee face off that we
had about four one hundred times. Let's spitting contestants. Jim
from Pensacola, Florida. Good morning, Jim.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
How you doing.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Good? Body? Welcome and we got there down in Sim's
Alabama right now.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
Yeah, that's exactly how it is.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
All Right, we're gonna put a couple of Alabama boys together.
Went on the team, Killer and Darryl. All right, Daryl,
let's do this, brother, all right, Me and Jim hang on,
hang on, Me and Jim will go for the first
thirty seconds. Got I bought already, give you something for
(31:28):
all right, Darryla Killer relaxing, Me and Jim. All right,
you ready, Jim.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Let's see what we can do. Uh, starting to clock. Now,
take a little blank of snuff, No another word? You
do do this on the girls, honey, h take a
don't do that if you're not hearing, if you don't
(31:55):
wear green on Saint Patrick's Day, you get this? Yes,
uh huh. This is the planet we are on Earth? Yes,
uh huh.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
Where you board a plane at the airport?
Speaker 10 (32:07):
Right?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Uh huh? A blank tape. But that was a little
three on the board, Jim, three on the board.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Now that's any record for you. I got medicare.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Daryl, you would kill her? Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (32:37):
The first word?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, that's the first word and go, where do.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
You go when you need a tooth pulled? Right? What
does your wife do to your face when you say
something tacky?
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:55):
And if she slapped she, then it will what on
your Yeah? And you set a trap to catch a
larger version of a mouse. It is a wrecked correct
and this rhymes with rat. But it's when your kids
aren't behaving. They're called a what.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
So?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Uh four on the board to take the lead by one.
You ain't lost a step on wordy word that. I'm
glad you got to come back in one last time again.
Come on, here you go. We got another round to go.
All right, Jim, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (33:37):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
We're picking up on that last one? Ready go? Yes?
Uh huh okay rhymes with it. A feline is a cat, Yeah,
rhymes with it. I'm not skinny, I'm yeah. Rhymes with
these little bugs that no seals. Yes, rhymes with it.
Not a hump. But the desert is this, The desert
(34:03):
is rhyming with it. It's not a mountain, it's what
the valley is. No, no, no, it's not a it's
not a hill. It's not a hill. What got it?
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Sorry? Jim, I kind of lost it on that, but
we put a four on the three in the seven score.
So Darryl and Killer three will tie, four.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Will win, all right, Darryl, let's do it, buddy, down
and go when you're tired losing a lap. Yeah, okay,
you wipe your feet on it outside the door, matt
uh huh. You put this on your head.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
And it right up right.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
You hit a baseball with this, and there's.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
A win looking killing someone in here winning work.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I know you just laid down so that your company
would win. That's how you are, that's how you.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I don't know how I screwed up flat, but I
managed to runt and put that in your head. Buddy,
my bad. Oh well all right, well if you're not
gonna argue with me about who was all right.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
God, I'm passing the jar around.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Appreciating buddy. You try to get his time, and said, Daryl,
look at you. Then they're winning the big old long
Tiger's prize pack, buddy.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Kill it.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
You made it easy, Yeah, dude, you did.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Good man. We're neighbors, you know that, right. I live
off snow Road, man.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
I'm over on fine Tower literal.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Quit throwing beer cans in my yard. Hey hey, hey, hey,
you know I'm drinking bourbon right'. That's my teammate, right,
Good try, buddy, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
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(36:40):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Dang on more
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requests Steve Phillips, Shelbyville, Tennessee.
Speaker 6 (36:55):
Go.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
It is time or Oliver? Well?
Speaker 11 (37:03):
Well, well, I've been corraling the big gals for many
years now. At this point, there aren't many surprises. They
like to eat at buffets.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Again.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
Didn't need a phiser warrant to discover that. But that
doesn't mean it's always a normal trough slopping. Let me
preach on it. I'm not sure if it's a badge
of honor or a permanent humiliation, but the Titanic Trio
are the only people I know that have a lifetime
ban at Golden Corral.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
They even put in speed.
Speaker 11 (37:39):
Bumps to try to slow them down. It was to
no avail. They were three large, sweaty piranhas in big hair.
One manager even had the nerve to try that old
Seinfeld joke. Hey, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp.
The girls couldn't reply, mostly because their mouths.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Were full of shrip.
Speaker 9 (38:04):
Buffets are a lot like strip clubs.
Speaker 11 (38:07):
You always regret going to a cheap one. We went
to one place while we were traveling. It was a
Seseshewan establishment appropriately named Soon Fat. I guess we should
have been suspicious that it was between a vet clinic
and an exotic pet store. And instead of after dinner mince,
(38:31):
they had a big bowl of thumbs. The food was
sketchy at best, but the gals didn't notice. They wound
up having to use a fork because they were rubbing
their chopsticks together so fast they were bursting into flames.
I was hungry, so I had to eat something while
I was putting some noodles on my plate, I saw
(38:53):
something move. I thought I might have been just delirious
from the fumes coming off the sweat and sour chicken. No,
I didn't miss speak, But then I saw it again.
I finally called over the manager and told him what
I saw without missing a Beatie said, oh, that's just
the peeking duck. And duck was peeking out of the noodles.
(39:19):
He had a wonderful personality. Feeding the gals is like
a trip around the world. They've sampled cuisine from all
across the globe. They've even had Viking food. For Pity's sake.
It was a place called from Bad to Norse. After
(39:39):
they licked the bins clean of all the reindeer, monkfish,
and sheep's heads. They even got a yak attack snack
pack to go. We even went to a grand opening
of mister T's buffet. I pity the full and of course,
how could we pass up the Star Wars all you
can eat extravaganza buffet. You don't even know why that's funny,
(40:06):
your fat bastard, You don't even know I know, And
look how you gotta find out from the dumb one.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
I mean, hey, last.
Speaker 11 (40:19):
Week they found it getting back to it. Last week
they found an Indian buffet they wanted to try Gandhis
when hunger strikes. Kind of a history joke. See Randy
got that, your fat bastard.
Speaker 9 (40:31):
I think you can.
Speaker 11 (40:34):
You know, if you watched the History Channel on a
little bit of Star Wars movies, you might be able
to get in on some of these laughs.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
I told you now.
Speaker 11 (40:41):
I tried to warn the gals that the Indian food
is like a relationship. It starts out hot and spicy
and usually ends up with someone on the toilet screaming
why me? But they wouldn't listen. And when the girls
rolled their rascals through the door, the look on the
owner's face was like that of a girl her Democrat parents.
She was marrying one of the Trump boys. Now that
(41:05):
would he gets, But by that point it was too late.
The gals pounded down tons of tika masala, crates of curry,
bundles of buryani, and a substantial amount of somosa, each
dish spicier than the next. Why they sweat so much?
The busboy had to mop frequently and even put out
(41:26):
those slippery when wet cones around them. When the last
morsel was gone and the owner in tears put the
clothes sign in the window. He tried to get us
out the door before the girls needed to use the restroom.
But the gals, much to their credit, didn't belch, didn't poot,
didn't even gasp until we got home. Then the poop
(41:50):
damn burst. The crime scene cleanup service won't even return
my calls. I think we're gonna have to move soon.
Oh I forgot to mention there was only one buffet
the gals were banned from before they even did any damage.
It was called in the buff A. It was a
Canadian nudist colony. See even naked people have standards.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
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Speaker 4 (43:42):
Man, it has been such a blessing, dude, I gotta
tell you so. And let me just say this to everybody. Man,
the Bible says a maryheart do with good like a medicine.
We paraphrase it and say laughter. But God wants us
to be happy. He wants us to be blessed. Man.
I changed my life from years back, and we're just
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there's so much fruit there, dude, so much, you know,
and so uh there's peace. There's peace, and there's a
lack of worries. So get yourself right, folks.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
You know, when you got the the spirit, the Holy Spirit,
you know, it just makes you like completes you. I mean,
who would think, I mean, ken be having a flamethrower
out having fun at Bible class Wednesday night at your church.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Well, man, it's about celebrating, man, It's not about religion.
It's about getting right with God and accepting the blessings
and being a steward over them. That's what it's about.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
And it's okay to bring your flamethrower church.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
That's right. So there aren't a lot of people pray
over their brow.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
So that is neat, buddy. Well, I'm just tickled to
hear that.
Speaker 8 (44:57):
Man.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
Well, it's it's all good, man. We're just so blessed
and we're and we're just living in it and beautiful.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
It is neat after we finish here on earth that
we're gonna get to be together forever, you know.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
And the cool thing to me is where my mind
and heart is is to serve as much while I'm
still here, you know. That's the thing. Man. I've been
so blessed and had had no clue for all those years,
you know, you know, dude, and so so you have
to kind of die to self, if you will, and
(45:30):
pick it back up, and uh, ten times better, one
hundred times better. Everything in my life so so so
it's it's beautiful, man, And it's beautiful being here with
you guys. It means so so much to me.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Well, it's, uh, it's our pleasure, man, all these you
I mean look at it. I mean blessed like you said,
body great and then you get to open up and
really appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Yep, yeah and so yeah all good man.
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So we'll find in the gravity of the situation it
seems inappropriate to do or say something funny right now?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Okay, I say that was it.
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And that was hilarious.
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Good one.
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You can hunt your deer and cook them at the same.
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So can our listeners go somewhere to see that if
you put that on any associates.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
If no, okay, I have learned that there's some things
I need to just hush about.
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Good so I took my shirt off. This what he
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Speaker 2 (00:37):
Killer bees dot Com? Good morning, got the big show
on the radio, and we got on track with Doug Rice,
the man president play by play. He runs a whole
deal of performance racing network the beautiful Charlotte Motor Speedway
for his final year before he hangs up the Golden
earphones headphones microphone may Golden over there, Doug.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
I think hadphones. Yeah, I think that works for me.
A right, buddy, Golden.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
That's cool. Here. So is our first time since the Olympics.
Did you did you watch some?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Did you?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I did?
Speaker 6 (01:14):
I started off kind of slow, but as it went on,
I kind of got into it. And you know the
way that NBC was packaging it. I got to give
them credit. You could set down.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
For two hours in the afternoon and watch.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
About fifteen different sports and get it all right on
top of each other.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
And I thought they did a really good job. I
actually enjoyed most of the Olympics poor well.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
When we got back to racing up in Richmond. That
was quite a finish with a number three car.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
You know, it was it was. It was a wild finish.
It was a It was an interesting race. And since
that they had the two different tire compounds, a fast
tire which they called the option tire which was decidedly
faster if.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
You put that on, and everybody else had on the regular.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Tires blew by them, which I really liked that aspect
of the race.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
There wasn't a lot lot of action.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
There was only one caution per cause, and that came
out on the next to the last lap when Ricky
Stenhouse caused a crash, which set up the green white
checker to finish and brought about all of the mayhem
at the end when Austin Dillon, who looked like he
was going to win the race in regulation, I don't
know where this great car came from from a team
(02:26):
that was thirty second in points and couldn't.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Get out of their way all year long.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
They show up at Richmond and they look like one
of the best cars in the field. They were the
best car in the field. But on the restart in overtime,
Joey Logano clearly drove away from Austin Dillon, and on
the last lap and the last turn, Dylan does this
kamikaze move and just dives in there, knowing that there's
no way he's going to pass Joey Logano without dumping Logano,
(02:54):
and he does that, and as he does that, then
Denny Hamlin sneaks by him, and Austin reacts really quickly
and he spins Hambling out and crashes him out, and
then he goes on and wins the race and thus
all the controversy afterwards.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I didn't like what I saw.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
I know it's win and get into the playoffs, and
I realize all the pressure that's on people, and I
know that people say, well, Earnhardt used to do that.
Earnhart made it look a lot better than what Austin did.
That was not a good look for him.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Right, Okay that I wanted to say, what you thought
about that? Yeah? With the three cargoes. We have seen it,
but you had it right. Earnhart made it look better.
He made it look better.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I don't know how, but it didn't look quite as
desperate and as obvious that I'm coming in there and
I'm going to wreck you out at all costs.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
When Ernart did it, it looked more like a Jedi
night move. You know, he just kind of you know,
you didn't You couldn't really tell if he hit him,
you know, you know that's that's a.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Really good comparison that it looked like there was more skill.
This looked like blunt force trauma.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
When Earnhardt spun you, it was kind of surgical.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, the points battle for the last spots that are
tightening up, Doug, and it's.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Really tight down there at the bottom.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
I mean, you've got Ross Chastain and Bubba Wallace and
Chris Busher all locked in there in a really tight
battle for the last spot to get in on points
at maybe the last two spots, and you still got
three races to go, so that's wide open and every
position you finish is going to make a difference. A
(04:29):
month and a half ago, I thought Chastain was a
lock to get in and Chris Buscher and now I
don't know, Bubbas really ran well and he had another
good finish at Richmond, and he's chopped away that the
advantage to you know, he's he's above the cut line
and could make the playoffs again for the second year
in a row.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I like that with the series of races we've got.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Left to go, there's still some some really vivid excitement
right there.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
All right, Michigan, is this weekend Sunday afternoon on the
USA Network. Are you looking at their Doug?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
You know, I think this goes back to your normal
fast teams. I mean, we've only had four races that
were won this year, and one of them was last
week by teams other than Penske and Gibbs and Hendrick.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
And I just feel like this is.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Probably going to be a really good Hendrick racetrack. I
could easily see Chase Elliott or Kyle Larson dominating the
show up there. And you know, I'm a little bit
surprised that William Byron hasn't really done much lately.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
He started off the year blazing hot.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Now he's going to make the playoffs because they won
three races right out of the box, but we've not
talked much about them. They need a race to get
well too. So let's see if Team Hendrick, not that
they really really need it, but if they can kind
of turn their woes around.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
All right and the right quick, Doug, me and you
are Atlanta Braves baseball fans, and gonna be a good
game at one of our favorite tracks. We just got to.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
It's absolutely right.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Bristol Motor Speedway, which held a college football game several
years ago between Virginia Tech and Tennessee, biggest crowd ever
to watch a college football game. We'll play host to
a regular season baseball game next year in August of
twenty five, between the Atlanta Braves and the Cincinnati Reds.
They had a nice press conference up there. Chipper Jones
(06:24):
was in attendance, and they had a couple of cool
looking cars done.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Up in Reds and Braves colors.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
And then they'll be racing up there, and you can
check out Bristol Motor Speedway's website if you want to
get tickets.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
I love this idea. I love the fact that they.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Really truly turned Bristol Motor Speedway into a multi use facility.
And this game will get we'll garner a lot of
attention as the time grows closer.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Their high five markers. Good work and thank you Doug.
You have a great rest of your week, buddy. We'll
catch up next week, all.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Right, thanks a bunch, Thank you, my boy.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Follow the Doug on Twitter at Rice Man sixty one
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Billy from Greenwood, Virginia, was a bell Oh three, Well
South Carolina, Well, South Carolina, I guess Monroe Fisher's hometown.
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You don't know that blocking at your mind. All right,
good deal there. Well, welcome there, Bill. Uh, you know
what we gonna do. Well, we're gonna ask Tata some questions.
You agree or disagree whether you think she's right or wrong?
Two bells before two buzzers. You got the big old
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Speaker 4 (08:50):
If you need him, you let me know, brother.
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Me, I appreciate it.
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Well, let's jump in here, Tata. According to the book
in Laws, Pro and con does the average married person
say that they like their mother in law as a person,
as a person, as a person.
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Sure as a missing person?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
I would say.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
The book said no.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Not on answer they do not like their mother in
law as a person. Billy, you disagree with that? And
oh no, they say no. Only about twenty five percent
say their mother in law has a really likable personality.
(09:39):
With that, man said.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
With that being said, that was the way to answer that. Brother.
You're a married man. You did the right thing, taking it.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
For the team. Oh, that was a old gone buzzer.
Here we go, all right, we got a true false
question my favorite. A study by Princeton University concluded that
married couples engage in romance on the average of eight
point two times per month. This is a true or
(10:14):
false very specific.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
I guess I'm the point two true.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I'm gonna say true. All right, really the strength let's
use my lifeline on this one.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
It would be to say, no, you're saying that it
is not eight point two times.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
This is not eight point two times.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
There are times or seconds, because I just.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Mean, if you score, that's all it mattered.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Right, It's true. I said true, the average is eight
point two and say yes.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It's a false. So it's a fifty to fifty one
way or the other there, Billy, So what you think
the boy he'll come with the bees on that one?
Eight point two very I was trying to talk into it. Yeah, yeah,
when it comes up with something that specific.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Hang hang on, I'm seeing corporate tax some cake, we
got some.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Skate under on the eight point two seconds. That tell me?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
What's a study done by Princeton?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
I mean over and under, John, Boy, we got a good.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Consolation prize for you, buddy, you hang on we kill.
I appreciate it all right, bottom of the hour, top
of your new more would I boy kill. AB's right
on the other side, Big Joe roll on, h good morning.
(12:29):
It's a big showing the radio. Oh Gang plus Killer
Bees and his much better half tirekir Yeah, Killer Playing
and Shelby North Carolina. Oh, Robbie Hokeey from the Mountains
gets to see you perform here Killer the Gibson Theater
(12:51):
this Saturday. Killerbees dot Com. How you can get your
tickets with the show Grass and Builders.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
That's a fun theater, man, I've done the Gibson before. Man,
it's really neat.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
That's something man, just keeping it going. And Kelly, we
did a tribute show for Tim Wilson a few weeks
ago on the day you know we lost him, and
we hadn't seen you since we lost James.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Right man, this.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
As well, buddies, we're going and we're looking at this.
We talk about time, fun times at a racetrack. NASCAR
driver Carl Edwards, it's his birthday today. I wanted to
say happy birthday to Carl forty five. So he done done,
made his money retired forty five years old.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Is he still doing a backflip off his car?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Maybe we'll do a car shield commercial coming up pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I bet every time he goes to the bank.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You know, our professions we've been doing a little while.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Yeah, we have. Man. I was telling Corporate on the
way over here this morning, Man, just how much it
meant to me, and just thinking the back of how
you guys really helped a handful of a say that. Man,
James and Tim and myself and some others. Man, y'all
really stepped up and promoted this, dude, I mean literally,
(14:09):
I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Man,
y'all y'all treated us like gold, and I love you
for that.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Well, it's our pleasure. And you know it's where it is, man,
your family, you know, it's as great when you when
you get a chance to do that, because not a
lot of people can, you know, with their jobs intertwined
and become family, you know, and really like a share love.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
And there's just it if you stop and think, Man,
there's so much history. I'll call it history, but just
stuff we did together and and all that back in
the day. Man, Absolutely amazing and This is a wonderful
thing for me to get to come in here and
tell y'all how much I appreciate that. And I love you, Love.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
You, budd We ain't going nowhere, man, Let's hang out
for a while. I mean like, I mean like a
year or two. I mean just the rest of the day.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
I've got it. I've got a year worth the moonshine
in the bunker.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Randy just found the fire. The flamethrowers on sale.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Oh nice, only go get flamethrowers. You got your moonshine
and fall by going. And I learned my wife got
a knee replacement a couple of weeks ago. So one
thing when I do retire, I won't be opening up
a visiting angels franchise. I wouldn't make a good visiting.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
A care giving.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Care taking.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
He's got that. So how is her kneejes just milking it?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
So what'd y'all do with their old one? Because here's
a market out there the deep.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Why it's in a jar by the bed all.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Right, flamethrowers are now off the peg.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Legs at together.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Good time.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Man.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
We did shows at the Visitors and I was sitting.
But the early show was three o'clock. The midnight the
midnight show was at six, so and I was sitting,
and I was sitting there between shows, and this couple
walking doing my little notes. I heard the lady go,
my knee hurts and the guy goes, you're knee one.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
You remind me that's your demographic times.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Good morning. That's a big Shaw on the radio. Well,
it's been back in a cinema and he's brave the
summer heat to come in. And Philasanna on Hollywood's latest
Welcome back Rabbi myron Berg, Steam Cholloemi homies. What happening
John Boyam, Well, I'll say you're wearing your summer clothes.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
Yeah, you know why it's summer, Your bastard, I'm too
old to wear that heavy wolf stuff. I got this
one made special.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Well, it's very sharp, it's moisture vicking. Don't be jealous.
Drink Gata had not hated as I'm guessing you went
to see the biggest movie of the summer.
Speaker 9 (17:33):
Good guess since I told you that before we went
on the a You're bastard. Yeah, I was gonna see
that Tornado movie. But the great grandkids wanted to see
Kiddie Pool.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
And smithegean dead Pool and Wolverine.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
Whatever you say. But I saw that it was rated off,
so I thought, well, I ain't better check it out
before I took the kids.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
And boy, I'm glad. I did pretty rough stuff.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Hi, I never hide before. Blood and guts everywhere, jumping
through time like it was getting on a bush.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
It was mayhem. Did you like it?
Speaker 6 (18:08):
No?
Speaker 5 (18:09):
I loved it.
Speaker 9 (18:12):
I didn't know what the hell was going on, but
I had a ball. I can't tell you the spoilers.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Because I don't know what any of it meant. Who
those people were.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Well, you know I have to ask hours and cats. Well,
I gotta tell you.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Kiddy Pool and Smithereen great together, like the Odd Couple,
but with more entrails. I could have done with less
poop mouth, but the chemistry between these tov was fantastic.
Kittie Pool was hilarious, but my favorite was Smithereen, played
by this generation's greatest actor.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Hugh Beaumont. No, that was Beaver's dad. You're thinking of
Hugh Jackman. Who not who Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 9 (18:55):
I thought that was the geezer that perved out on
all them young girls.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
That's Hugh Hefner.
Speaker 9 (19:01):
I thought that was the cowboy actor who played the
viant ipe on the TV.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
That was Hugh O'Brien.
Speaker 9 (19:07):
I thought that was the guy who played the pill
head doctor who could cure anyone.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
That was Hugh Laurie.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
I thought that was the English guy who liked hookers.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
That's Hugh Grant.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
I thought that was the guy from Minnesota that always
agreed with everything you said.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
That's Hugh Betcha, I.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Thought, I give Tato a second on. I thought that
was the giant duck and the diaper. That's baby Hughey.
So who the hell are I thinking of? Hugh Jackman. Listen,
he never would have got all those girls without that magazine.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
What a rocket? I don't know.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
I'm gonna have to see something. If you want to
be in the magazine, what do you say?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
It wasn't old age, it was the sex along.
Speaker 9 (19:55):
With it that creed.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Well the way to go?
Speaker 10 (19:58):
Now?
Speaker 9 (19:58):
The movie, Oh, ten yamackers out of five, don't take
the kids. My only complain is that they hadn't a
rating and there was no nudity none. What did I
kill you to put some boobies around.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
None.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
I'd have settled for one.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
But one.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
It ain't like Hollywood and full of trashy dames just
dying to pump that top off. But I guess they
got all the things to worry about, like hiring all
their friends and having a good time asking around. Well,
we all setting the doc there and they're waiting for
a nipple. I even sat through the credits hoping for
quick pinkable.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
With a nice rack and nothing.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
Well, you can all go to hell, okay, but thanks
for keeping it clean.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Go in peace.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
Hey Tana, if you want to be on the radio,
we're gonna have to see something.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
You suren't see him at Nay, it's cheaper. Good morning,
the big shows on the radio, and more big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 10 (20:59):
A good morning listen, Big Show, Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Harland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt and Smarty
Marty's Massive Man Hooters. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show Life, Oh for John Boy, Shinn
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extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league, but I'll take a
whack at it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I mean, what could it be? Good morning, it's a
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alert John Boys Wonderful Thing Giveaway Number one hundred and fourteen.
The kind of piles stuff killed. I was knowing to
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John Boy and Billy twentieth anniversary T shirt this week. Wow,
So get your name of the hat. We give it
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hundred and fourteen. It's all gonna go to it right
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giving away a jarms, Yeah, I don't think we'd probably
legally give away this is a wonderful thing. May give
away your jar a little?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
You could probably give it away. You can't.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
If you like it, Taylor says, you can get it
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Com online.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yes, yes, very good.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
You want the man Man?
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You the Man Man?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
No, look what we gonna do here.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Uh Taylor Taman News up next on a Big Show docket,
we roll on Good morning Big Shows on the radio.
Coming up, we play worthy word winner gets a hat,
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for Taman News and here's our girl, Mars, said taytor Mori.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
I appreciate that you heard about the terror threat at
Taylor Swifts concert in Austria. Yeah, was that Vienna? Well
there was. Authorities arrested three teams in connection with a
plot to kill hundreds in a suicide bombing at her concert.
One of the suspects had gained access to hide explosives
anywhere inside the Vienna stadium because he was a temp
(24:31):
higher to help construct Taylor's stage. Wow, so, but Taylor
having to cancel the concert. Being who she is, she
pulled strings to guarantee that Vienna's cable channel o RF
scheduled a free TV premiere of the Era's Tour film
from when she required her most states, Yeah, in the States.
(24:52):
This week, Taylor starts her five night residency at London's
Wembley Stadium, and out of abundance of caution, swift are
not allowed to That's what her fans are called. A
lot of folks could hang out outside the stadiums. A
lot of fans that didn't have tickets would hang outside
the stadium and kind of do their own concerts listening
(25:12):
to her, you know. Uh, And they're not allowed to
do that now. They're not allowed to gather outside the
stadium because of you know, extra precaution.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
A lot of people at those concerts, Yeah, many, that's
very popular.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Radar Online has reported that Madonna is close to taking
Hugh Jackman on a date. He's recently divorced. He was
recently divorced, and Madonna, sixty five years old, gave her
personal contact number to him when he asked. Madonna attended
(25:51):
the European premiere of Deadpool Wolverine uh and a source
that also attended the premiere said quote, there was definitely
some playful flirting between will Man and Madonna. They haven't
taken things to the next level yet, but a date
is definitely in the works. I think you're hanging out
around Madonna. Things are gonna move pretty fast.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I don't know if he's gonna graft my imagination like
the Kelsey Taylor swift.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Oh, I gotta get the whole No.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I keep thinking about your old high school girl at Hooters.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Thank you, Donna. Jordan Chiles, she is a gymnast from
the Olympics, American gymnast and she won the bronze medal.
Now the us USA gymnastics team overturned they They made
them review the tape and review the point system, and
that moved her from fourth to third. Well over the weekend,
(26:44):
the Tribunal Court of Arbitration for Sport ruled that the
original scores should stand. Therefore, a Romanian gymnast earned the
bronze and Jordan Chiles dropped two spots to fifth on
the floor exercises that's where she won the medal. They
demanded that she reached earn the medal on the Olympic committee. Now,
(27:04):
the reason why the Romanians appealed the floor exercise is
because they said that they asked for the review four
seconds after their time limit to ask for a review,
where the USA Gymnastics appealed their appeal by submitting video
evidence of Jordan's coach telling the judges to double check
their scores twice within the regulation one minute limit. Big
(27:28):
things not going on, and I wanted to give up
for pedal though also going on over at the Summer Olympics.
As we recap, they left some Yelp reviews. So in
the village Italian gold medalists to complain that there's no
air conditioning, it's hot, and the food is bad. They
also said that there isn't enough protein options, too many
(27:49):
vegan dishes, long cafeteria lines like awaiting thirty minutes, and
people are finding worms in the fish. Sure, they said,
perhaps the the silver lighting is the dating.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
So because they're all about to meet Lizzievegan, like some
athletes that could afford it, had to bring their own
chefs in outside of the compound, and so they did
some good to eat. Well, they had protein.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
That's a pretty important part of an athletes.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
And just the last thing about the Olympics was the
closing ceremonies. We touched on that briefly, but Tom Cruise
did surprise the audience. After our national anthem was sung
by h R. He jumped from the stadium on a
cable just just leapt right off there if you can
go back and watch it, and they played Mission Impossible
theme while he did that, and then he landed, went
(28:38):
running through the athletes, hopped on a motorcycle that had
the Olympic flag and drove off through the Paris streets.
Then they looked up to the video screen and there
he was hoping a plane and flying to California where
he parachuted sky and landed over by the Hollywood Signed
(28:58):
where he gave flag to an athlete to run it
to where Snoop Dogg was hanging out come along with
Red Hot Chili Peppers and Billie Eilish I'm not And
it was a concert and it was like we're here
and that's the whole kickoff for LA getting the twenty
twenty eight Olympics.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Well, no wonder Dom was hanging around here. A lot
to do there, all right, Well, thank you very much
for that fine report. Let's get us a winner. That's
my worthy word. Here we go one night hundred Big
Show you told free line. We get a couple of
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(29:57):
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Speaker 9 (30:31):
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I bout that bad game. A wordy word and a
worthy word. Somebody I want to play with? Kill a
Bee's all right, let's reignite thee face off that we
had about four one hundred times. Let's spitting contestants. Jim
from Pensacola, Florida. Good morning, Jim.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
How you doing.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Good? Body? Welcome and we got there down in Sim's
Alabama right now.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
Yeah, that's exactly how it is.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
All Right, we're gonna put a couple of Alabama boys together.
Went on the team, Killer and Darryl. All right, Daryl,
let's do this, brother, all right, Me and Jim hang on,
hang on, Me and Jim will go for the first
thirty seconds. Got I bought already, give you something for
(31:28):
all right, Darryla Killer relaxing, Me and Jim. All right,
you ready, Jim.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Let's see what we can do. Uh, starting to clock. Now,
take a little blank of snuff, No another word? You
do do this on the girls, honey, h take a
don't do that if you're not hearing, if you don't
(31:55):
wear green on Saint Patrick's Day, you get this? Yes,
uh huh. This is the planet we are on Earth? Yes,
uh huh.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
Where you board a plane at the airport?
Speaker 10 (32:07):
Right?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Uh huh? A blank tape. But that was a little
three on the board, Jim, three on the board.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Now that's any record for you. I got medicare.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Daryl, you would kill her? Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (32:37):
The first word?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, that's the first word and go, where do.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
You go when you need a tooth pulled? Right? What
does your wife do to your face when you say
something tacky?
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:55):
And if she slapped she, then it will what on
your Yeah? And you set a trap to catch a
larger version of a mouse. It is a wrecked correct
and this rhymes with rat. But it's when your kids
aren't behaving. They're called a what.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
So?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Uh four on the board to take the lead by one.
You ain't lost a step on wordy word that. I'm
glad you got to come back in one last time again.
Come on, here you go. We got another round to go.
All right, Jim, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (33:37):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
We're picking up on that last one? Ready go? Yes?
Uh huh okay rhymes with it. A feline is a cat, Yeah,
rhymes with it. I'm not skinny, I'm yeah. Rhymes with
these little bugs that no seals. Yes, rhymes with it.
Not a hump. But the desert is this, The desert
(34:03):
is rhyming with it. It's not a mountain, it's what
the valley is. No, no, no, it's not a it's
not a hill. It's not a hill. What got it?
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Sorry? Jim, I kind of lost it on that, but
we put a four on the three in the seven score.
So Darryl and Killer three will tie, four.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Will win, all right, Darryl, let's do it, buddy, down
and go when you're tired losing a lap. Yeah, okay,
you wipe your feet on it outside the door, matt
uh huh. You put this on your head.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
And it right up right.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
You hit a baseball with this, and there's.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
A win looking killing someone in here winning work.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I know you just laid down so that your company
would win. That's how you are, that's how you.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I don't know how I screwed up flat, but I
managed to runt and put that in your head. Buddy,
my bad. Oh well all right, well if you're not
gonna argue with me about who was all right.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
God, I'm passing the jar around.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Appreciating buddy. You try to get his time, and said, Daryl,
look at you. Then they're winning the big old long
Tiger's prize pack, buddy.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Kill it.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
You made it easy, Yeah, dude, you did.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Good man. We're neighbors, you know that, right. I live
off snow Road, man.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
I'm over on fine Tower literal.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Quit throwing beer cans in my yard. Hey hey, hey, hey,
you know I'm drinking bourbon right'. That's my teammate, right,
Good try, buddy, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I got the Big Show on the radio. Bit request
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I need to hear Oliver talking about the golden corral
big girls at the buffet. You gotta Steve coming up next.
(36:40):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Dang on more
time a killer before we in the broadcast. Kick off
the John Boy Billy Late Risers podcast right now, bid
requests Steve Phillips, Shelbyville, Tennessee.
Speaker 6 (36:55):
Go.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
It is time or Oliver? Well?
Speaker 11 (37:03):
Well, well, I've been corraling the big gals for many
years now. At this point, there aren't many surprises. They
like to eat at buffets.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Again.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
Didn't need a phiser warrant to discover that. But that
doesn't mean it's always a normal trough slopping. Let me
preach on it. I'm not sure if it's a badge
of honor or a permanent humiliation, but the Titanic Trio
are the only people I know that have a lifetime
ban at Golden Corral.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
They even put in speed.
Speaker 11 (37:39):
Bumps to try to slow them down. It was to
no avail. They were three large, sweaty piranhas in big hair.
One manager even had the nerve to try that old
Seinfeld joke. Hey, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp.
The girls couldn't reply, mostly because their mouths.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Were full of shrip.
Speaker 9 (38:04):
Buffets are a lot like strip clubs.
Speaker 11 (38:07):
You always regret going to a cheap one. We went
to one place while we were traveling. It was a
Seseshewan establishment appropriately named Soon Fat. I guess we should
have been suspicious that it was between a vet clinic
and an exotic pet store. And instead of after dinner mince,
(38:31):
they had a big bowl of thumbs. The food was
sketchy at best, but the gals didn't notice. They wound
up having to use a fork because they were rubbing
their chopsticks together so fast they were bursting into flames.
I was hungry, so I had to eat something while
I was putting some noodles on my plate, I saw
(38:53):
something move. I thought I might have been just delirious
from the fumes coming off the sweat and sour chicken. No,
I didn't miss speak, But then I saw it again.
I finally called over the manager and told him what
I saw without missing a Beatie said, oh, that's just
the peeking duck. And duck was peeking out of the noodles.
(39:19):
He had a wonderful personality. Feeding the gals is like
a trip around the world. They've sampled cuisine from all
across the globe. They've even had Viking food. For Pity's sake.
It was a place called from Bad to Norse. After
(39:39):
they licked the bins clean of all the reindeer, monkfish,
and sheep's heads. They even got a yak attack snack
pack to go. We even went to a grand opening
of mister T's buffet. I pity the full and of course,
how could we pass up the Star Wars all you
can eat extravaganza buffet. You don't even know why that's funny,
(40:06):
your fat bastard, You don't even know I know, And
look how you gotta find out from the dumb one.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
I mean, hey, last.
Speaker 11 (40:19):
Week they found it getting back to it. Last week
they found an Indian buffet they wanted to try Gandhis
when hunger strikes. Kind of a history joke. See Randy
got that, your fat bastard.
Speaker 9 (40:31):
I think you can.
Speaker 11 (40:34):
You know, if you watched the History Channel on a
little bit of Star Wars movies, you might be able
to get in on some of these laughs.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
I told you now.
Speaker 11 (40:41):
I tried to warn the gals that the Indian food
is like a relationship. It starts out hot and spicy
and usually ends up with someone on the toilet screaming
why me? But they wouldn't listen. And when the girls
rolled their rascals through the door, the look on the
owner's face was like that of a girl her Democrat parents.
She was marrying one of the Trump boys. Now that
(41:05):
would he gets, But by that point it was too late.
The gals pounded down tons of tika masala, crates of curry,
bundles of buryani, and a substantial amount of somosa, each
dish spicier than the next. Why they sweat so much?
The busboy had to mop frequently and even put out
(41:26):
those slippery when wet cones around them. When the last
morsel was gone and the owner in tears put the
clothes sign in the window. He tried to get us
out the door before the girls needed to use the restroom.
But the gals, much to their credit, didn't belch, didn't poot,
didn't even gasp until we got home. Then the poop
(41:50):
damn burst. The crime scene cleanup service won't even return
my calls. I think we're gonna have to move soon.
Oh I forgot to mention there was only one buffet
the gals were banned from before they even did any damage.
It was called in the buff A. It was a
Canadian nudist colony. See even naked people have standards.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
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Speaker 4 (43:42):
Man, it has been such a blessing, dude, I gotta
tell you so. And let me just say this to everybody. Man,
the Bible says a maryheart do with good like a medicine.
We paraphrase it and say laughter. But God wants us
to be happy. He wants us to be blessed. Man.
I changed my life from years back, and we're just
(44:02):
there's so much fruit there, dude, so much, you know,
and so uh there's peace. There's peace, and there's a
lack of worries. So get yourself right, folks.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
You know, when you got the the spirit, the Holy Spirit,
you know, it just makes you like completes you. I mean,
who would think, I mean, ken be having a flamethrower
out having fun at Bible class Wednesday night at your church.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Well, man, it's about celebrating, man, It's not about religion.
It's about getting right with God and accepting the blessings
and being a steward over them. That's what it's about.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
And it's okay to bring your flamethrower church.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
That's right. So there aren't a lot of people pray
over their brow.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
So that is neat, buddy. Well, I'm just tickled to
hear that.
Speaker 8 (44:57):
Man.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
Well, it's it's all good, man. We're just so blessed
and we're and we're just living in it and beautiful.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
It is neat after we finish here on earth that
we're gonna get to be together forever, you know.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
And the cool thing to me is where my mind
and heart is is to serve as much while I'm
still here, you know. That's the thing. Man. I've been
so blessed and had had no clue for all those years,
you know, you know, dude, and so so you have
to kind of die to self, if you will, and
(45:30):
pick it back up, and uh, ten times better, one
hundred times better. Everything in my life so so so
it's it's beautiful, man, And it's beautiful being here with
you guys. It means so so much to me.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Well, it's, uh, it's our pleasure, man, all these you
I mean look at it. I mean blessed like you said,
body great and then you get to open up and
really appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Yep, yeah and so yeah all good man.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
And see we're having more operation. Oh like it. Very
good to see you, baby, love you. Hey, let's not
make it a long time you've Yeah, Rain has got
a funny drop you think.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
So we'll find in the gravity of the situation it
seems inappropriate to do or say something funny right now?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Okay, I say that was it.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
And that was hilarious.
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