May 30, 2024 • 46 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater recaps her list of What to Watch.. - We’ll see what’s happening over at Three Legged Larry’s Sideshow of Savings.. - Delbert had a little trouble at the river last weekend - we’ll check in with Hoyt for whole story.. - Doug Rice tells us why the Coca-Cola 600 became the Coca-Cola 150.. - we’ll take a ride on Otis - The Elevator From Hell.. - and we’ll wrap up the morning with Ike Turner’s advice for dealing with a co-worker with bad breath..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
But Mama, all I wanted to do was have a
let us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Why do I have to listen to that.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
John boy person and Billy whoever on that noisy big shoe.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
But Mama, good morning, that's a big showing the radio.
(00:54):
We'll talk to one of our movie star moneies last week.
That'll be the sheen Burt Kreischer.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Pretty was looking around.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You're our boy, Burt.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
He is a movie star. Now it was a movie
he was a star. Yeah right. I just wanted to
day all bowing bird, letting us know. Traving through some
big show cities with a fully loaded comedy Festival twenty
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Speaker 2 (01:22):
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Speaker 2 (01:54):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Coming up, we'll play Beating the Blonde for a Redmax
Prize pack cane for that. But right now here is
the man, the president Main Dude Performance Racing Network. After
low Memorial Day weekend. He is Doug Rice. Good morning, Doug.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Good morning, John Boyd. Yeah, the Memorial Day weekends.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
If you're involved with Charlotte Motor Speedway and the Coca
Cola six hundred, they're a bit lengthy, but they're a
lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Well, we're gonna get to that length in a minute.
But first, another first for you, as you take your
victory lap before you retire from this sport that you
have personally helped grow over the last thirty six years,
you got to drive the pace Car and the Coca
Cola six hundred.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Buddy, how was that?
Speaker 7 (02:42):
I sure did it was? It was the most intense, Yeah,
forty five miles per hour drive I've ever done.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I imagine it's quite nerve wracking.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
It is.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
It's loud with all forty of those cars right behind you,
and sometimes Ty Gibbs, who was on the pole, would
pull up next to me and I'm thinking, why.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Are you doing that?
Speaker 7 (03:04):
It was and the gentleman that drives the pace car
full time is in the passenger seat and he goes, oh,
they do that, And I thought, why because they're messing
with it so and that that got a little intense.
Driving around the speedway that Sunday and seeing the place
sold out, people almost hanging on the fences to watch
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the race, that that kind of got to me a
little bit. And then I quickly snapped out of that
and realized I had to actually.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Turn off and go down Pitt Road.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
And that's you know, you can hear them behind you
and they're ready to go.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
It's like snarling beast or something.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
And once I got back on Pitt Road and they
were out there by themselves, I felt a lot better.
But it was a lot of fun. And I got
to give a shout out to Jesse Dollivue. He's the regular.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Pace car driver.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
He took me out that morning, gave me a class
of what was expected, and then coached me around.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
But it was big fun.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
That is awesome, buddy, that's awesome. Well let's talk about Okay,
the big day. Kyle Larson, Indy five hundred dog on
weather mess it messes up in Indy.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
It just, you know, the expectation level, and we've talked
about it before, was so high that he could go
to Indy and do really well and you know, maybe
shock the world and win the thing and then come
down and win the six hundred, and it just didn't
turn out right at Indy. I think he was running
as high as six one time late in the race,
and he came on to Pitt Road and this is
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something they don't really get to practice or pit stops,
and he got caught speeding and then that that relegated
him to the back.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
He fought his way back up to eighteenth. He did
get Rookie of the Year.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
But that was kind of disappointing, and he had to
miss the start of the Coca Cola six hundred. He
got to Charlotte and to the six hundred just about
the time the rains and the storm hit and the
race was never restarted, so he didn't he didn't really
get to do the double at he raced Indy. He
got to Charlotte but never got in the car. Justin
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Augeier Infinity driver did a nice job in relief. He
finished thirteenth and and ran a smart race. He had
Kyle set up with a good spot if he had
gotten down here.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
And then uh yeah, Chris Christopher Bell number twenty won.
The race is shortened like that and don't get to you.
Like a lot of people were saying, man, it was
Memorial Day, would it have been nice to maybe finish
it up on Monday. I was one who said, well,
I'm gonna ask Douggles. He's right there, you're calling the race.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You're waiting.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
It would have been nice. It would have been great.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
It would have been nice for me to have actually
call the finish of the races instead of saying it's raining.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah god, yeah, got you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
And you know, they debated about it for quite some time.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
The rains hit I'm gonna say like nine to forty five,
and they stopped it around ten thirty.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
But it was intense. It was a lot of water.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
And when I'm sure that a lot of pop up
tents are gonna have to.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Be that's what comes my mills unsticking. I told you
he camped out with some of his buddies there and said, yeah,
they got it. Had to ride it out in the
car and then then go find a tent.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
But yeah, that was probably in the next county. But
they debated about it. They brought out all the track
drying stuff, but the air was so humid that it
was going to take probably till one o'clock in the
morning to restart the race. And you had almost half
the race left to go, so the ending time would
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have been, in my mind, somewhere around.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Two thirty three o'clock. And they just they.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Didn't want people having to get back into their cars
and drive home at three o'clock in the morning, and
the competitors had been there all day long, so there
were just a lot of concerns. I can promise you this.
No one at NASCAR wanted to call that race. Nobody
at Charlotte Leater Speedway wanted to call the race because
people spend a lot of time, money, effort to get there,
(07:00):
and you want to give them what they expected. So, uh,
it was it was a lose lose call. If you
stay and try to run the race out, it doesn't
end till three.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
In the morning, that's not good. And by calling it,
people go, well, what'd you do that for?
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
A lot of people had already called the race themselves
because they left after the big thundering life storm.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
It was just it was a really bad set of circumstances.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
And I hurt for the fans because they you know,
that's a that's a weekend for them, and they didn't
get to see the finale they wanted.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
That's what we had.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
When we have an outdoor sport, you know, we can
not control the weather.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
I would like to see NASCAR work on a tire
that could be run on bigger speedways once it's damp,
not in the rain.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
But if you if you had a a.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
A dampness tire, I don't know what you'd call it,
that you could you could start that.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
You could have started that race back an hour and
a half earlier. I'd really like to see some research.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
I think they're actually looking at developing that kind of
tire from down the road.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Give me for damp tires? What damn? Damn damn, give
me for damn uh.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah, Well we'll work on that later. Well, they're going
to retire the end of this year. Let's work on that, Doug.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Yeah, I'll work on that nomenclature there for sen goodyear.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Some ideas, all right, Buddy, The enjoy Illinois. Three hundred
is running this Sunday the Worldwide Technology Raceway, and what
you're looking at.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
You know, that's a that's a pretty good track. And
I think we're going to see the same people winning.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
For the rest of the year.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
For the most part, I just don't think we're going
to have a big list of winners. I mean, there's
a couple of people out there that could break through
and still win this year. True ex Chastain hasn't won yet,
Kyle Busch. They seem to be really in a slump
right now. I don't expect to see them winning.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
I do think the Fords have gotten a little bit better.
Brad Kiselowski finished a close second the six hundred, So
maybe if you're a Ford fan, uh, keep your eye
on Brad k this week.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Maybe he could go out there and surprise some folks.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
All right, good deal, don't you have a great weekend?
Thank you so much, Boddy will love you mean it
will catch up with you next week.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
All right, love you guys, thanks a much, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Boom boom.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
All right, y'all, well, let's play out beating the blonde
game right here. We don't care about no Weather, Just weather.
Tater's gonna make it to one eight hundred. Big Show
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Speaker 4 (10:20):
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Good morning, Matthew, Morning, Hey Barty, Welcome Ali. Matthew. Gonna
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(10:43):
there's take her over there, Matthew.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
What's up, Matthew?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
She's always right?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
No, I got fat held line.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Well, let's jump in here, y'all.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
I'mone trains you well. Okay.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
So, according to Statta dot Com, okay the most popular
hobby in America is now cooking and baking. What comes next?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Weight watchers?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Not in life and in hobby.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
In hobbies hobbies, reading would come.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Next, say reading is next.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Matthew will agree or disagree.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I won't agree, but no, no, I'm not no, no, you're.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Not gonna agree. Huh And that was they He was
absolutely right.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Reading is number two. By the way, pets number three
out of no bets considered a hobby. But yeah, pets,
video games and watching TV.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
The pandemic may have influenced this list.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
That's one buzzer for Matthews.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Here we go, Marcy.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
If you were chanting this, I am a funny little
Dutch girl, as funny as can be, and all the
boys around my block are crazy over me. What would
you likely be doing at the time.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Trying to stay out of the army.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That might have worked back to the day right right now,
yo foot Oh yeah, I know how they're working.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
I'm a funny little Dutch Girl's funny bee. I think
you're jumping.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Rope, So you're jumping rope.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
If you're a little Dutch girls, funny as it can be,
and all the boys around the block are crazy over me,
what do you say, Matthew, I agree, and that was
the thing to day.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yes, jumping rope all right, didn't work. Here we go, Matthew.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
You alive.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
You're gonna win it.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Or lose it with us one right here. So Marcy,
when the Lone Ranger was finished for the case case,
he always left something behind.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
What wasn't it was a tab at the bridge tender.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
No, that's the loan meteorologist.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Hasn't manyrologists out the lock on the weather juge was
the name. I can't even remember his name, Ken Tory, Yeah,
l Jim Kenry it somewhere. Yeah, So the lone Ranger,
what would he leave behind?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
A badge?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
A badge? All right, Matthew, do you agree or disagree
the lone Ranger? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I think he said he'd agree.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
You're gonna agree that he leaves a badge behind. And
this is silver bullet. Silver bullet.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Well, but mayew we got your consolation prize. It will
to send to your home. We appreciate you playing with us, buddy.
I hope you have a great day.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Hey, first ime, calling.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Brother Ali man. You know how to do it. We'll
see you down the road.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Boy. Bottom of the hour top of your news, about
twenty minutes away our agent Murray. I'm sure he's waiting
on our calls, waiting breath. Good morning this week showing
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the radio we rolling through you Thursday morning, May the thirty.
It was on this day nineteen hundred. The trademark for
escalator was registered by ODIs Elevator Company, ODIs making them
some elevators.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
For a while.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Now, Aleta's think about that. This is a mining Billy's
first bit we ever did together. We took a bocophone
in the elevator over into when we worked for Jefferson
Pilot where they have the TV stations everything. We love
doing stuff live just to get people looking at us.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Who are these young idiots?
Speaker 5 (15:51):
What is this supposed to be?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
This is humor.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
We workshopping some humor in the Otis elevator. All right,
Roland says, we'll hold onto anything, everybody, Okay.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
Francis for Owensby presents a terrifying new motion picture based
on yet another book by Stephen King.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Ab hold on elevator for me. Come on in, Chuck
the office. You said it, Hey, there's Nelson. Don't let
the door close.
Speaker 11 (16:19):
Let's take your hand in there, so okay, a new
technological terror from the creator of Christine Oltus Express Elevator
from Hell?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Is it my imagination? Or we've been going down for
a long time. You ought to be in the lobby
by now? Is it getting hot in near us? Viz?
The flames oldis.
Speaker 10 (16:42):
Express Elevator from Hell From Repco Embassy Raking Our.
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Right now, it's time for Tater Taman News and here's
our girl, Marcy tator morem.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Don't know if you saw this in the news, but
do you remember the super Size Me guy, the filmmaker
Morgan Spurlock. He passed away last week oh is that
the one that ate the McDon He McDonald's for thirty days,
then did the film on Superithing.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Yeah and seeing how yeah, how it affected him.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
How old was he?
Speaker 9 (23:08):
He was only fifty three out and he died from
complications of cancer.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Oh so yeah it is.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
But you know he burst on the scene in two
thousand and four with that documentary and he actually got
an Oscar nomination for it.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
How about that, man, I didn't know. I'm like, could
get one them?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, well.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
You got a film it?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Well can I just recorded because I I'm not camera friendly?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, well there is that.
Speaker 9 (23:41):
That was That was before you know, all the streaming
came along and everybody's doing the muck bangs and stuff
like that where.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
They eat on camera.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Okay, you taught me out of it.
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Oh four, I wouldn't put yourself through it.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Everybody's covered up with people eating.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Yeah right.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Congratulations goes out to the Curry family.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah, how about that.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Stuff?
Speaker 8 (24:03):
We do?
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Well, you're a great auntie again.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
You just laid there.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Then I'm normal sunk another three pointer.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
Stuff and I y show welcome, welcome their fourth child
and another baby boy.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Man. Jackie was talking, we're gonna change his nickname to
Pecker from California has a lot of kids.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yea, my buddy Pecker from the.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
M A totally different way if they would have explained
that to you.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Oh uh, the baby's name is Caius Caius, my correct,
Jackie Caius Chai.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Curry highas Chai is that is that small people in
your family.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
They went across the border to Canada, that's where she's from.
I told Tay, you gotta be somewher people.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
It sounds like a dish at a Thai food restaurant.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
And that must have been the quickest. That was the
quickest pregnancy I've ever heard. I mean like, I feel
like you just told her she was pregnant and then
and now it's here.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
That one under wraps on.
Speaker 9 (25:19):
Yeah, so yeah, she well, Aisha, you know, announced it
through her social media in March, so yeah, they kind
of kept it under I will.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
Give Dell this.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
He's a hot looking granddaddy of nine.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
I'll give him.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Well.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
Aisha reported to a magazine that was doing a story
on her that she thought that they were done having kids,
and then Seth Steph and her talked about it and
said that's try again.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
So she talked about it with Steph's brother.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Yeah, she said, hey, Seth, what do you think. He's like,
I think.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
It was Steph Seth And now you throw Kai Chai
in there.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
He's like, I think he could afford it, you know
how much? Let's see what else do I have for you?
Naked and Afraid to contestant, I don't know that was
the show you.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Like to watch, right, Naked and Afraid?
Speaker 9 (26:15):
Well, you might have to go back and watch it
because poor Sam got a tick on his stuff and
they had to get the tick off.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
His stuff about that. All right, Naked and Afraid? Why
you watch it? They're naked and afraid? That was both things,
very very prominent right there.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
They're usually not the people you want to see naked.
He's very scared, but they.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Afraid, very scared.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
And Patrick Mahomes apparently played a crucial part in Travis
shooting his shot with Taylor. According to the Kansas City
Chiefs quarterback, he was the one who brought Travis to
his first Swift concert and he helped encourage him to
reach out to Taylor. Yeah, he said, He's glad it
all worked out for the best.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
If I had Patrick Mahomes as a wingman, I could
probably do some damage to you, no doubt about it.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I still got pecker.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Oh, good job, Tayler present the reboard. Let's get us
a winner. Let's play wordy word. Here we go one
eight hundred big show told free line. We'll get a
couple of contestants play next. Good morning. That's a big
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show on the radio. Today's feature track when the make
show good box axe like the bad breath the coworker
key words bad breath might be fun. Look on the internet,
just keep it till the bit buckst The Big Joe
dot Com got that on their contest. Wasn't don't be
afraid clicking, can't get through? We'll call you had everybody's
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head about the bad.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Think a word, any word that a worthy word.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Let's meet our contestants. Say hey, Steve out of Mobile, Alabama,
Good morning, Steve, good morning, welcome buddy. Hey. We got
Jay out of Cleveland, Tennessee. Good morning, Jane, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Good morning boys. Well Jay are Steve in Alabama?
Speaker 8 (28:38):
Steve?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
That's Jay and Tennessee. You all ready to play against
each other? Looks love? Yes, there we ready are. Uh.
Jay and Tator, Steve and John boys. Oh, Jane, you
and take take relaxed. Me and Steve will see if
we can put some points on the board. All right,
all right, over all right Steve you ready, Boddy, I'm ready,
(29:01):
all right, starting to clock now. If you drive too
fast you'll get a ticket for yes. Uh huh, hey,
this is the a ton is the blank of that?
It's heavy? That is the wait.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yes, uh huh?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
All right. This is like a bedroom upstairs. It's not
an enclosed room. It's it's up It's also like a hotel.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Okay, right, yeah, one.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
No, no, it's just like just over uh yeah, I'm
not too good with stuff like that. Two on the board.
Stevie did what I gave you that, buddy. Let's see
what Jay and Tator can do. What a round one?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Ready?
Speaker 8 (29:44):
Jay?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah and go.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
There's apartments that are this it's like one big room. Yes,
this is like in front of a building. There are
these big round things that hold the front of the
building up. Another name other kind of thing like columns.
Jeff's last yes, uh opposite of beautiful is.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Ye?
Speaker 9 (30:09):
You you you can do it on your own.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
You are very blank don't need any help. Independent, the
opposite of opposite of.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Oh, yes, yes, okay, y'all got a four on the
board to take the lead by two. So Steve, here's
where we could use some poors. So we go. Oh
I think we got this first one. O yah, Steve,
here we go, buddy, starting the club now. The opposite
of down is the opposite of odd is even take
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out the trash another word for trash garbage.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
The opposite of dark is like, uh huh, two plus two.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Blanks four equals yes.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Take this pill on a blank basis every blank taking
on a yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
I like my stake this way not cooked?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
No, yeah, what that is is raw six on a
two a score that would be not cooked. Good work, Steve,
good work. Let's see what Jay and Tator can do.
Four will tie right, five will win? Ready go.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Opposite of well done, rare, the opposite of of take.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
What.
Speaker 9 (31:41):
I'm not a taker, I'm a blanker. Oh hey, uh,
I made you a blank. You can't refuse the I've
been saying this word. It means the exact blank of something.
It's black and white, black and white. They are what, yeah,
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tied up? Opposite of hard, cop.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Soft for the wind.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Oh Man, nine day, Jay wins Steve dog on a buddy,
came up a little short, but you can try again anytime, Bud.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
All right, appreciate Steve. Thank you, buddy, Si Steve. Yeah, Jay,
you did it man.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
You you get your prize back. Mama, that's awesome. Can
I give a shout out here? You go ahead to
my beautiful wife. Next week's our twentieth wedding anniversary, David
Jon all right, will you give her some ls tractor
Swagen get on nine road Anyboddy, I hear you. Hey,
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the first time I ever called, I didn't get my move.
Let's take care of that right now. Thank you man.
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. It
is bit request time. What John Boy and Billy bit today? Well,
it's coming out of Beckley, West, Virginia. Had be Stacey
(33:15):
Mills and Stacy says, hey, guys, my husband Randy would
like to hear something from Oliver. Thanks all right, Stacy,
got something for your hub coming up next. Good morning,
(33:55):
John boys and ladies pants fit me good requests in time.
I like Stacey and her husband working together. He's out
moving around. She's making him a request think about her and.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Get a laugh on the road.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
For here you go. Stace Male's husband not in Beckley, West.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Virginia, is for you as they would have got here.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Dear John Boy, I'm writing to let you know the
results of the singing contests last night at the Rose.
First off, two girls tied for first, and now you
will have both of them on your show. Now for
the real reason for this email. You may remember me
from the night you judge the contest. I sang Whole
Lot of Love by a Zeppelin. Anyhow, I'm doing my
best not to sound like sour grapes. The winners of
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that contest won because they have something I don't. They
have boobs, John Boy. If the contest had been close,
I would have no problem saying they won. But last
night I absolutely nailed one of the greatest and best
vocal songs in the history of rock, Faithfully by Journey.
The other two did some lame country crap that hardly anyone.
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On top of that, they didn't do it very well.
They both had bad nights. Sorry, but that's the truth.
I'm not saying they're bad singers, but their performances last
night didn't come close. The reason they won is because
they are attractive girls. And though I can understand why
any man would prefer to have attractive ladies on the
big show, I ain't getting no sex change. Except they
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didn't win, John Boyd. I crushed them. I absolutely, hands
down crushed them. This is what it felt like to
be a black man in the sixties. Oh, no, matter
what you did, you couldn't win. I know too many
this is just some stupid contest. But to a singer
who has worked sixteen years to build a name for himself,
a chance to get on a radio show with three
hundred four hundred affiliates is a very big deal. But
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to lose just because of being a man, I think
that would take just about anyone off. Ronnie King, Ronnie
King give his initials a w huh, Oliver?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
How appropriate?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
All well, well, well.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
For claiming to have lost because you were a man,
you sure do lose like a girl. Not just a girl,
but a little girl, a little squealing girls. So far,
the only thing you haven't done is stomp your feet
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and scream mommy. I wouldn't worry about that sex change
if I were you. You're already there, brother, I don't
know a lot of men who would call Faithfully by
Journey one of the best songs in the history of rock,
at least not in public. They won because they had boobs.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Nonsense.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
That one hot little potato that sang Win Beneath My
Wings had the hottest rack in the pack in a
Caboosta match, But she chose to sing a song about
dying from that movie Beaches to a guy. That's the
equivalent of her taking off her shirt to reveal a
thick layer of coarse brown.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Hair all over her upper body.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Hooters didn't save her from the axe pali, You say,
the girls who once sang some lame country crap that
no one has ever heard of, No one that is,
except all the rednecks in the room and most importantly
the judges. Next time, it might be smart to sing
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something a little less played than a song that you
have to hear thirty five thousand times a day thanks
to unimaginative programmers on classic rock stations.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
You know who you are.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Other guys lost didn't see them throw a hissy fit,
even that little Faye Asian guy in the lavender jacket
that sang that falsetto and did all those leftover pips choreographies.
And that big Italian guy that looked like Danny Iello
and sang like someone put a put his throat in
a blender.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
He lost.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
He didn't threaten to whack anyone. And that bleached blonde
fancy lad that did the tribute to David Bowie didn't whine.
He and his boyfriend just made out look on it.
And that that funny black guy that sang off key
and danced on the chair, he didn't. He didn't snap
his fingers in anyone's face and yelled b yach and
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and accuse anyone of dissing him or be player hating.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
And there you stand.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
A chubby, little white guy saying he knows what it's
like to be a black man in the sixth the nerve, Well,
I guess you have to play the race card when
the rest of your hands sucks so bad. Surely a
person of your talent and ability will find other opportunities.
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After all, you've You've worked sixteen years building a name
for yourself. I just wonder how smart it was to
put all your talented eggs.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
In one basket.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I saw the semi finals, and I find it hard
to believe that You've been waiting your whole life for
the day when you could put your fate in the
hands of a washed up has been actor, a sports
jock on a five watt am station, a barkeep with
a great big head.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
And John Boy way to go, genius.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
And if you still think you're such hot stuff, there's
always the gong show. Sounds like you use those sour
grapes to make a great, big bottle of girly Why.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
With an h giddy.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Sweet there's a big show for a few moments on
the broadcast. Podcasts up next, Look at the bit box.
I've got a lot of stuff going on here. Search
words for the zact site is bad bron All right,
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let's do it.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
It's too ake, yo.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (41:07):
This is Ike with all the fall one one you
need for all y'all. What you call introspersonal relationship?
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Dig this still Ike that me?
Speaker 6 (41:23):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (41:24):
My name is Mike.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Today.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
I'm writing you from Columbus, Mississippi, where you're gonna be tomorrow.
My problem is that I worked with an individual who
has very bad breath. I'm telling you here Brendy is
so bad you swear his tongue farded. No no, no,
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or maybe a couple of minutes, Tap danced on his
tongue with crap on that shoe. Well, now that's funny.
Mike painting a little metal picture. Please help, Mike, PS.
Could you give a shout out to everyone here at Columbus.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Air Force Base?
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, hey, every buddy Clumbus Air Force Baby's you happy?
Now let me preach on him. Demn, Mike, I feel
your pain. That ain't nothing worse than some mother. Grandpa
was skanky funk at booty bread and and and and
(42:34):
I bet he's good looking too, or at least he
thinks he good looking. See see see now pretty boys
that thinks As long as that pretty, nothing else matter.
Tell you what, dude better be really good looking. Ugly
dude can't get away with that. Ugly dude already got
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that big ugly strack against him.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
He ugly.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
At least they can do his have fresh bread. See No,
ugly dude always got gum or peco mint or lestromine
or schnaps or something. You go up there, any ugly
dude and say you got gum man here, whip our
dan train lucy fruit, big red. He he might even
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have piece of bazooka on. All I can say to
you might is Josh be thankful. He don't care any
of the other funk retaliated disabililities that that other people
suffer from. My brother, he could suffer from pitt cheese.
It's an eyelash, melton sour stink. It comes from an
(43:42):
allergy to take it a bath. What do you people thinking?
You think people don't notice that? Or does you think
they like that? If that smell was then the man
that'd make a cologne called creeping funker fine almond goat poffu.
And let's not forget the horrification of sense that rise
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from shall we say, but little the belt.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
I ain't even going now.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
My brother talk about biocological weaponary, where those funk a
particulatory seep into the deepness of your naval passages. That
stang is gonna be with you for about a week.
I guess not everybody takes such magnificent care of their
(44:31):
personality hides you like hey, and I can't even start
at talking about fences yet. Dudes who take off that
shoes and it smelled like they've been soaking their feet
and wet freedom that feature has been stagging so long
it has flat burned out all the what's called oil
(44:52):
factory senses in their head. So not only can't he
smell it, he think no one else can smell it either.
Speaker 5 (45:00):
Why does he want to.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Do that to you?
Speaker 3 (45:01):
MANE ain't no sense of you smelling everything? My brother,
They ain't no heap. If someone likes that, mind match
is the come out and tell his funky old self
that he flying out spanky. If that don't help, hang
your size eleven extra wide pine tree foot shaped air
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fresh enough from his rearan mirror.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
This is height.
Speaker 8 (45:32):
Peace out.
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But Mama, all I wanted to do was have a
let us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Why do I have to listen to that.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
John boy person and Billy whoever on that noisy big shoe.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
But Mama, good morning, that's a big showing the radio.
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We'll talk to one of our movie star moneies last week.
That'll be the sheen Burt Kreischer.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Pretty was looking around.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
You're our boy, Burt.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
He is a movie star. Now it was a movie
he was a star. Yeah right. I just wanted to
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Speaker 2 (01:54):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Coming up, we'll play Beating the Blonde for a Redmax
Prize pack cane for that. But right now here is
the man, the president Main Dude Performance Racing Network. After
low Memorial Day weekend. He is Doug Rice. Good morning, Doug.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Good morning, John Boyd. Yeah, the Memorial Day weekends.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
If you're involved with Charlotte Motor Speedway and the Coca
Cola six hundred, they're a bit lengthy, but they're a
lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Well, we're gonna get to that length in a minute.
But first, another first for you, as you take your
victory lap before you retire from this sport that you
have personally helped grow over the last thirty six years,
you got to drive the pace Car and the Coca
Cola six hundred.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Buddy, how was that?
Speaker 7 (02:42):
I sure did it was? It was the most intense, Yeah,
forty five miles per hour drive I've ever done.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I imagine it's quite nerve wracking.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
It is.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
It's loud with all forty of those cars right behind you,
and sometimes Ty Gibbs, who was on the pole, would
pull up next to me and I'm thinking, why.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Are you doing that?
Speaker 7 (03:04):
It was and the gentleman that drives the pace car
full time is in the passenger seat and he goes, oh,
they do that, And I thought, why because they're messing
with it so and that that got a little intense.
Driving around the speedway that Sunday and seeing the place
sold out, people almost hanging on the fences to watch
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the race, that that kind of got to me a
little bit. And then I quickly snapped out of that
and realized I had to actually.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Turn off and go down Pitt Road.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
And that's you know, you can hear them behind you
and they're ready to go.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
It's like snarling beast or something.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
And once I got back on Pitt Road and they
were out there by themselves, I felt a lot better.
But it was a lot of fun. And I got
to give a shout out to Jesse Dollivue. He's the regular.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Pace car driver.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
He took me out that morning, gave me a class
of what was expected, and then coached me around.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
But it was big fun.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
That is awesome, buddy, that's awesome. Well let's talk about Okay,
the big day. Kyle Larson, Indy five hundred dog on
weather mess it messes up in Indy.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
It just, you know, the expectation level, and we've talked
about it before, was so high that he could go
to Indy and do really well and you know, maybe
shock the world and win the thing and then come
down and win the six hundred, and it just didn't
turn out right at Indy. I think he was running
as high as six one time late in the race,
and he came on to Pitt Road and this is
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something they don't really get to practice or pit stops,
and he got caught speeding and then that that relegated
him to the back.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
He fought his way back up to eighteenth. He did
get Rookie of the Year.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
But that was kind of disappointing, and he had to
miss the start of the Coca Cola six hundred. He
got to Charlotte and to the six hundred just about
the time the rains and the storm hit and the
race was never restarted, so he didn't he didn't really
get to do the double at he raced Indy. He
got to Charlotte but never got in the car. Justin
(05:04):
Augeier Infinity driver did a nice job in relief. He
finished thirteenth and and ran a smart race. He had
Kyle set up with a good spot if he had
gotten down here.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
And then uh yeah, Chris Christopher Bell number twenty won.
The race is shortened like that and don't get to you.
Like a lot of people were saying, man, it was
Memorial Day, would it have been nice to maybe finish
it up on Monday. I was one who said, well,
I'm gonna ask Douggles. He's right there, you're calling the race.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You're waiting.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
It would have been nice. It would have been great.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
It would have been nice for me to have actually
call the finish of the races instead of saying it's raining.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah god, yeah, got you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
And you know, they debated about it for quite some time.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
The rains hit I'm gonna say like nine to forty five,
and they stopped it around ten thirty.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
But it was intense. It was a lot of water.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
And when I'm sure that a lot of pop up
tents are gonna have to.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Be that's what comes my mills unsticking. I told you
he camped out with some of his buddies there and said, yeah,
they got it. Had to ride it out in the
car and then then go find a tent.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
But yeah, that was probably in the next county. But
they debated about it. They brought out all the track
drying stuff, but the air was so humid that it
was going to take probably till one o'clock in the
morning to restart the race. And you had almost half
the race left to go, so the ending time would
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have been, in my mind, somewhere around.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Two thirty three o'clock. And they just they.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Didn't want people having to get back into their cars
and drive home at three o'clock in the morning, and
the competitors had been there all day long, so there
were just a lot of concerns. I can promise you this.
No one at NASCAR wanted to call that race. Nobody
at Charlotte Leater Speedway wanted to call the race because
people spend a lot of time, money, effort to get there,
(07:00):
and you want to give them what they expected. So, uh,
it was it was a lose lose call. If you
stay and try to run the race out, it doesn't
end till three.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
In the morning, that's not good. And by calling it,
people go, well, what'd you do that for?
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
A lot of people had already called the race themselves
because they left after the big thundering life storm.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
It was just it was a really bad set of circumstances.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
And I hurt for the fans because they you know,
that's a that's a weekend for them, and they didn't
get to see the finale they wanted.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
That's what we had.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
When we have an outdoor sport, you know, we can
not control the weather.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
I would like to see NASCAR work on a tire
that could be run on bigger speedways once it's damp,
not in the rain.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
But if you if you had a a.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
A dampness tire, I don't know what you'd call it,
that you could you could start that.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
You could have started that race back an hour and
a half earlier. I'd really like to see some research.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
I think they're actually looking at developing that kind of
tire from down the road.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Give me for damp tires? What damn? Damn damn, give
me for damn uh.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah, Well we'll work on that later. Well, they're going
to retire the end of this year. Let's work on that, Doug.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Yeah, I'll work on that nomenclature there for sen goodyear.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Some ideas, all right, Buddy, The enjoy Illinois. Three hundred
is running this Sunday the Worldwide Technology Raceway, and what
you're looking at.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
You know, that's a that's a pretty good track. And
I think we're going to see the same people winning.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
For the rest of the year.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
For the most part, I just don't think we're going
to have a big list of winners. I mean, there's
a couple of people out there that could break through
and still win this year. True ex Chastain hasn't won yet,
Kyle Busch. They seem to be really in a slump
right now. I don't expect to see them winning.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
I do think the Fords have gotten a little bit better.
Brad Kiselowski finished a close second the six hundred, So
maybe if you're a Ford fan, uh, keep your eye
on Brad k this week.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Maybe he could go out there and surprise some folks.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
All right, good deal, don't you have a great weekend?
Thank you so much, Boddy will love you mean it
will catch up with you next week.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
All right, love you guys, thanks a much, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Boom boom.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
All right, y'all, well, let's play out beating the blonde
game right here. We don't care about no Weather, Just weather.
Tater's gonna make it to one eight hundred. Big Show
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Speaker 4 (10:20):
Let's meet our contestants. Matthew out of Red Bay, Alabama.
Good morning, Matthew, Morning, Hey Barty, Welcome Ali. Matthew. Gonna
ask Taty some questions. She'll answer you agree or disagree
with you. Think she's right? Aroung two bells. You're gonna
win this the go Red Max Prize pack. All right,
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there's take her over there, Matthew.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
What's up, Matthew?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
She's always right?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
No, I got fat held line.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Well, let's jump in here, y'all.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
I'mone trains you well. Okay.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
So, according to Statta dot Com, okay the most popular
hobby in America is now cooking and baking. What comes next?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Weight watchers?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Not in life and in hobby.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
In hobbies hobbies, reading would come.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Next, say reading is next.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Matthew will agree or disagree.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I won't agree, but no, no, I'm not no, no, you're.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Not gonna agree. Huh And that was they He was
absolutely right.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Reading is number two. By the way, pets number three
out of no bets considered a hobby. But yeah, pets,
video games and watching TV.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
The pandemic may have influenced this list.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
That's one buzzer for Matthews.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Here we go, Marcy.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
If you were chanting this, I am a funny little
Dutch girl, as funny as can be, and all the
boys around my block are crazy over me. What would
you likely be doing at the time.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Trying to stay out of the army.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That might have worked back to the day right right now,
yo foot Oh yeah, I know how they're working.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
I'm a funny little Dutch Girl's funny bee. I think
you're jumping.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Rope, So you're jumping rope.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
If you're a little Dutch girls, funny as it can be,
and all the boys around the block are crazy over me,
what do you say, Matthew, I agree, and that was
the thing to day.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yes, jumping rope all right, didn't work. Here we go, Matthew.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
You alive.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
You're gonna win it.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Or lose it with us one right here. So Marcy,
when the Lone Ranger was finished for the case case,
he always left something behind.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
What wasn't it was a tab at the bridge tender.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
No, that's the loan meteorologist.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Hasn't manyrologists out the lock on the weather juge was
the name. I can't even remember his name, Ken Tory, Yeah,
l Jim Kenry it somewhere. Yeah, So the lone Ranger,
what would he leave behind?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
A badge?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
A badge? All right, Matthew, do you agree or disagree
the lone Ranger? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I think he said he'd agree.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
You're gonna agree that he leaves a badge behind. And
this is silver bullet. Silver bullet.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Well, but mayew we got your consolation prize. It will
to send to your home. We appreciate you playing with us, buddy.
I hope you have a great day.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Hey, first ime, calling.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Brother Ali man. You know how to do it. We'll
see you down the road.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Boy. Bottom of the hour top of your news, about
twenty minutes away our agent Murray. I'm sure he's waiting
on our calls, waiting breath. Good morning this week showing
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the radio we rolling through you Thursday morning, May the thirty.
It was on this day nineteen hundred. The trademark for
escalator was registered by ODIs Elevator Company, ODIs making them
some elevators.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
For a while.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Now, Aleta's think about that. This is a mining Billy's
first bit we ever did together. We took a bocophone
in the elevator over into when we worked for Jefferson
Pilot where they have the TV stations everything. We love
doing stuff live just to get people looking at us.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Who are these young idiots?
Speaker 5 (15:51):
What is this supposed to be?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
This is humor.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
We workshopping some humor in the Otis elevator. All right,
Roland says, we'll hold onto anything, everybody, Okay.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
Francis for Owensby presents a terrifying new motion picture based
on yet another book by Stephen King.
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Ab hold on elevator for me. Come on in, Chuck
the office. You said it, Hey, there's Nelson. Don't let
the door close.
Speaker 11 (16:19):
Let's take your hand in there, so okay, a new
technological terror from the creator of Christine Oltus Express Elevator
from Hell?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Is it my imagination? Or we've been going down for
a long time. You ought to be in the lobby
by now? Is it getting hot in near us? Viz?
The flames oldis.
Speaker 10 (16:42):
Express Elevator from Hell From Repco Embassy Raking Our.
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Pot lickers are listening to a couple other pot liquors
noted John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. You know,
I just a guest star on the Playhouse and the
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Speaker 2 (20:38):
That's just the tip of the iceberg.
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But this note from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio Thursday morning.
This is your twenty four hour alert.
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Right now, it's time for Tater Taman News and here's
our girl, Marcy tator morem.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Don't know if you saw this in the news, but
do you remember the super Size Me guy, the filmmaker
Morgan Spurlock. He passed away last week oh is that
the one that ate the McDon He McDonald's for thirty days,
then did the film on Superithing.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Yeah and seeing how yeah, how it affected him.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
How old was he?
Speaker 9 (23:08):
He was only fifty three out and he died from
complications of cancer.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Oh so yeah it is.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
But you know he burst on the scene in two
thousand and four with that documentary and he actually got
an Oscar nomination for it.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
How about that, man, I didn't know. I'm like, could
get one them?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, well.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
You got a film it?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Well can I just recorded because I I'm not camera friendly?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, well there is that.
Speaker 9 (23:41):
That was That was before you know, all the streaming
came along and everybody's doing the muck bangs and stuff
like that where.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
They eat on camera.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Okay, you taught me out of it.
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Oh four, I wouldn't put yourself through it.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Everybody's covered up with people eating.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Yeah right.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Congratulations goes out to the Curry family.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah, how about that.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Stuff?
Speaker 8 (24:03):
We do?
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Well, you're a great auntie again.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
You just laid there.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Then I'm normal sunk another three pointer.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
Stuff and I y show welcome, welcome their fourth child
and another baby boy.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Man. Jackie was talking, we're gonna change his nickname to
Pecker from California has a lot of kids.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yea, my buddy Pecker from the.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
M A totally different way if they would have explained
that to you.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Oh uh, the baby's name is Caius Caius, my correct,
Jackie Caius Chai.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Curry highas Chai is that is that small people in
your family.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
They went across the border to Canada, that's where she's from.
I told Tay, you gotta be somewher people.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
It sounds like a dish at a Thai food restaurant.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
And that must have been the quickest. That was the
quickest pregnancy I've ever heard. I mean like, I feel
like you just told her she was pregnant and then
and now it's here.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
That one under wraps on.
Speaker 9 (25:19):
Yeah, so yeah, she well, Aisha, you know, announced it
through her social media in March, so yeah, they kind
of kept it under I will.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
Give Dell this.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
He's a hot looking granddaddy of nine.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
I'll give him.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Well.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
Aisha reported to a magazine that was doing a story
on her that she thought that they were done having kids,
and then Seth Steph and her talked about it and
said that's try again.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
So she talked about it with Steph's brother.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Yeah, she said, hey, Seth, what do you think. He's like,
I think.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
It was Steph Seth And now you throw Kai Chai
in there.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
He's like, I think he could afford it, you know
how much? Let's see what else do I have for you?
Naked and Afraid to contestant, I don't know that was
the show you.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Like to watch, right, Naked and Afraid?
Speaker 9 (26:15):
Well, you might have to go back and watch it
because poor Sam got a tick on his stuff and
they had to get the tick off.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
His stuff about that. All right, Naked and Afraid? Why
you watch it? They're naked and afraid? That was both things,
very very prominent right there.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
They're usually not the people you want to see naked.
He's very scared, but they.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Afraid, very scared.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
And Patrick Mahomes apparently played a crucial part in Travis
shooting his shot with Taylor. According to the Kansas City
Chiefs quarterback, he was the one who brought Travis to
his first Swift concert and he helped encourage him to
reach out to Taylor. Yeah, he said, He's glad it
all worked out for the best.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
If I had Patrick Mahomes as a wingman, I could
probably do some damage to you, no doubt about it.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I still got pecker.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Oh, good job, Tayler present the reboard. Let's get us
a winner. Let's play wordy word. Here we go one
eight hundred big show told free line. We'll get a
couple of contestants play next. Good morning. That's a big
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show on the radio. Today's feature track when the make
show good box axe like the bad breath the coworker
key words bad breath might be fun. Look on the internet,
just keep it till the bit buckst The Big Joe
dot Com got that on their contest. Wasn't don't be
afraid clicking, can't get through? We'll call you had everybody's
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head about the bad.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Think a word, any word that a worthy word.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Let's meet our contestants. Say hey, Steve out of Mobile, Alabama,
Good morning, Steve, good morning, welcome buddy. Hey. We got
Jay out of Cleveland, Tennessee. Good morning, Jane, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Good morning boys. Well Jay are Steve in Alabama?
Speaker 8 (28:38):
Steve?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
That's Jay and Tennessee. You all ready to play against
each other? Looks love? Yes, there we ready are. Uh.
Jay and Tator, Steve and John boys. Oh, Jane, you
and take take relaxed. Me and Steve will see if
we can put some points on the board. All right,
all right, over all right Steve you ready, Boddy, I'm ready,
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all right, starting to clock now. If you drive too
fast you'll get a ticket for yes. Uh huh, hey,
this is the a ton is the blank of that?
It's heavy? That is the wait.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yes, uh huh?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
All right. This is like a bedroom upstairs. It's not
an enclosed room. It's it's up It's also like a hotel.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Okay, right, yeah, one.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
No, no, it's just like just over uh yeah, I'm
not too good with stuff like that. Two on the board.
Stevie did what I gave you that, buddy. Let's see
what Jay and Tator can do. What a round one?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Ready?
Speaker 8 (29:44):
Jay?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah and go.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
There's apartments that are this it's like one big room. Yes,
this is like in front of a building. There are
these big round things that hold the front of the
building up. Another name other kind of thing like columns.
Jeff's last yes, uh opposite of beautiful is.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Ye?
Speaker 9 (30:09):
You you you can do it on your own.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
You are very blank don't need any help. Independent, the
opposite of opposite of.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Oh, yes, yes, okay, y'all got a four on the
board to take the lead by two. So Steve, here's
where we could use some poors. So we go. Oh
I think we got this first one. O yah, Steve,
here we go, buddy, starting the club now. The opposite
of down is the opposite of odd is even take
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out the trash another word for trash garbage.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
The opposite of dark is like, uh huh, two plus two.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Blanks four equals yes.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Take this pill on a blank basis every blank taking
on a yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
I like my stake this way not cooked?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
No, yeah, what that is is raw six on a
two a score that would be not cooked. Good work, Steve,
good work. Let's see what Jay and Tator can do.
Four will tie right, five will win? Ready go.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Opposite of well done, rare, the opposite of of take.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
What.
Speaker 9 (31:41):
I'm not a taker, I'm a blanker. Oh hey, uh,
I made you a blank. You can't refuse the I've
been saying this word. It means the exact blank of something.
It's black and white, black and white. They are what, yeah,
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tied up? Opposite of hard, cop.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Soft for the wind.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Oh Man, nine day, Jay wins Steve dog on a buddy,
came up a little short, but you can try again anytime, Bud.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
All right, appreciate Steve. Thank you, buddy, Si Steve. Yeah, Jay,
you did it man.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
You you get your prize back. Mama, that's awesome. Can
I give a shout out here? You go ahead to
my beautiful wife. Next week's our twentieth wedding anniversary, David
Jon all right, will you give her some ls tractor
Swagen get on nine road Anyboddy, I hear you. Hey,
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the first time I ever called, I didn't get my move.
Let's take care of that right now. Thank you man.
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. It
is bit request time. What John Boy and Billy bit today? Well,
it's coming out of Beckley, West, Virginia. Had be Stacey
(33:15):
Mills and Stacy says, hey, guys, my husband Randy would
like to hear something from Oliver. Thanks all right, Stacy,
got something for your hub coming up next. Good morning,
(33:55):
John boys and ladies pants fit me good requests in time.
I like Stacey and her husband working together. He's out
moving around. She's making him a request think about her and.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Get a laugh on the road.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
For here you go. Stace Male's husband not in Beckley, West.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Virginia, is for you as they would have got here.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Dear John Boy, I'm writing to let you know the
results of the singing contests last night at the Rose.
First off, two girls tied for first, and now you
will have both of them on your show. Now for
the real reason for this email. You may remember me
from the night you judge the contest. I sang Whole
Lot of Love by a Zeppelin. Anyhow, I'm doing my
best not to sound like sour grapes. The winners of
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that contest won because they have something I don't. They
have boobs, John Boy. If the contest had been close,
I would have no problem saying they won. But last
night I absolutely nailed one of the greatest and best
vocal songs in the history of rock, Faithfully by Journey.
The other two did some lame country crap that hardly anyone.
(35:00):
On top of that, they didn't do it very well.
They both had bad nights. Sorry, but that's the truth.
I'm not saying they're bad singers, but their performances last
night didn't come close. The reason they won is because
they are attractive girls. And though I can understand why
any man would prefer to have attractive ladies on the
big show, I ain't getting no sex change. Except they
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didn't win, John Boyd. I crushed them. I absolutely, hands
down crushed them. This is what it felt like to
be a black man in the sixties. Oh, no, matter
what you did, you couldn't win. I know too many
this is just some stupid contest. But to a singer
who has worked sixteen years to build a name for himself,
a chance to get on a radio show with three
hundred four hundred affiliates is a very big deal. But
(35:44):
to lose just because of being a man, I think
that would take just about anyone off. Ronnie King, Ronnie
King give his initials a w huh, Oliver?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
How appropriate?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
All well, well, well.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
For claiming to have lost because you were a man,
you sure do lose like a girl. Not just a girl,
but a little girl, a little squealing girls. So far,
the only thing you haven't done is stomp your feet
(36:32):
and scream mommy. I wouldn't worry about that sex change
if I were you. You're already there, brother, I don't
know a lot of men who would call Faithfully by
Journey one of the best songs in the history of rock,
at least not in public. They won because they had boobs.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Nonsense.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
That one hot little potato that sang Win Beneath My
Wings had the hottest rack in the pack in a
Caboosta match, But she chose to sing a song about
dying from that movie Beaches to a guy. That's the
equivalent of her taking off her shirt to reveal a
thick layer of coarse brown.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Hair all over her upper body.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Hooters didn't save her from the axe pali, You say,
the girls who once sang some lame country crap that
no one has ever heard of, No one that is,
except all the rednecks in the room and most importantly
the judges. Next time, it might be smart to sing
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something a little less played than a song that you
have to hear thirty five thousand times a day thanks
to unimaginative programmers on classic rock stations.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
You know who you are.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Other guys lost didn't see them throw a hissy fit,
even that little Faye Asian guy in the lavender jacket
that sang that falsetto and did all those leftover pips choreographies.
And that big Italian guy that looked like Danny Iello
and sang like someone put a put his throat in
a blender.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
He lost.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
He didn't threaten to whack anyone. And that bleached blonde
fancy lad that did the tribute to David Bowie didn't whine.
He and his boyfriend just made out look on it.
And that that funny black guy that sang off key
and danced on the chair, he didn't. He didn't snap
his fingers in anyone's face and yelled b yach and
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and accuse anyone of dissing him or be player hating.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
And there you stand.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
A chubby, little white guy saying he knows what it's
like to be a black man in the sixth the nerve, Well,
I guess you have to play the race card when
the rest of your hands sucks so bad. Surely a
person of your talent and ability will find other opportunities.
(39:10):
After all, you've You've worked sixteen years building a name
for yourself. I just wonder how smart it was to
put all your talented eggs.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
In one basket.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I saw the semi finals, and I find it hard
to believe that You've been waiting your whole life for
the day when you could put your fate in the
hands of a washed up has been actor, a sports
jock on a five watt am station, a barkeep with
a great big head.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
And John Boy way to go, genius.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
And if you still think you're such hot stuff, there's
always the gong show. Sounds like you use those sour
grapes to make a great, big bottle of girly Why.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
With an h giddy.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Sweet there's a big show for a few moments on
the broadcast. Podcasts up next, Look at the bit box.
I've got a lot of stuff going on here. Search
words for the zact site is bad bron All right,
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let's do it.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
It's too ake, yo.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (41:07):
This is Ike with all the fall one one you
need for all y'all. What you call introspersonal relationship?
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Dig this still Ike that me?
Speaker 6 (41:23):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (41:24):
My name is Mike.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Today.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
I'm writing you from Columbus, Mississippi, where you're gonna be tomorrow.
My problem is that I worked with an individual who
has very bad breath. I'm telling you here Brendy is
so bad you swear his tongue farded. No no, no,
(41:54):
or maybe a couple of minutes, Tap danced on his
tongue with crap on that shoe. Well, now that's funny.
Mike painting a little metal picture. Please help, Mike, PS.
Could you give a shout out to everyone here at Columbus.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Air Force Base?
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, hey, every buddy Clumbus Air Force Baby's you happy?
Now let me preach on him. Demn, Mike, I feel
your pain. That ain't nothing worse than some mother. Grandpa
was skanky funk at booty bread and and and and
(42:34):
I bet he's good looking too, or at least he
thinks he good looking. See see see now pretty boys
that thinks As long as that pretty, nothing else matter.
Tell you what, dude better be really good looking. Ugly
dude can't get away with that. Ugly dude already got
(42:55):
that big ugly strack against him.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
He ugly.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
At least they can do his have fresh bread. See No,
ugly dude always got gum or peco mint or lestromine
or schnaps or something. You go up there, any ugly
dude and say you got gum man here, whip our
dan train lucy fruit, big red. He he might even
(43:20):
have piece of bazooka on. All I can say to
you might is Josh be thankful. He don't care any
of the other funk retaliated disabililities that that other people
suffer from. My brother, he could suffer from pitt cheese.
It's an eyelash, melton sour stink. It comes from an
(43:42):
allergy to take it a bath. What do you people thinking?
You think people don't notice that? Or does you think
they like that? If that smell was then the man
that'd make a cologne called creeping funker fine almond goat poffu.
And let's not forget the horrification of sense that rise
(44:05):
from shall we say, but little the belt.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
I ain't even going now.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
My brother talk about biocological weaponary, where those funk a
particulatory seep into the deepness of your naval passages. That
stang is gonna be with you for about a week.
I guess not everybody takes such magnificent care of their
(44:31):
personality hides you like hey, and I can't even start
at talking about fences yet. Dudes who take off that
shoes and it smelled like they've been soaking their feet
and wet freedom that feature has been stagging so long
it has flat burned out all the what's called oil
(44:52):
factory senses in their head. So not only can't he
smell it, he think no one else can smell it either.
Speaker 5 (45:00):
Why does he want to.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Do that to you?
Speaker 3 (45:01):
MANE ain't no sense of you smelling everything? My brother,
They ain't no heap. If someone likes that, mind match
is the come out and tell his funky old self
that he flying out spanky. If that don't help, hang
your size eleven extra wide pine tree foot shaped air
(45:24):
fresh enough from his rearan mirror.
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This is height.
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Peace out.
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