May 17, 2024 • 35 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy accidentally under-sleeps and discovers he has too many hats.. - Remember Dell’s Den Ad Talk Line? - we’ve got the call that made him Big Show famous.. - We’ve got a visit with Frank Calliendo.. - John Boy reveals his desire to drive a garbage truck.. - Ward Burton takes inspiration from Dell’s Den and starts up Ward Burton’s Caterpillar Corner .. - John Boy has a Dr. Evil’ish plan for hiring prisoners.. - We’ll run down a list of Dumb Crooks.. - and in the final hour, we have Sherman Pratt, the Stupie Quiz, Mad Max and we’ll close out with a letter from a listener!
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning, The Big show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, let's contact one of our buds telephonically.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Here.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Warren Burton's got something going. Let me see now this.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm sure he's not there, but I understand he's got
a message for us. So tell this old dolling.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, yo, yo yo, what up? Y'all?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Spring is sprung? Everything's look good. Watch out for him
West Niles, Mosquitoes. You reach the ad talk line in
South Boston, Virginia's hottest new hangout, wild Ward's Caterpillar Connor
Alm of the Daily Unch special well famous celebrity theme
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on trade like the Big Bill Davis Well Famous South
Boston butt platter. So y'all know, every now and then,
when we buy some of this stuff, we use a
different cutter. So sometimes when you order the butt platter,
it'll be just a little bit more. Now, we try
like hell to keep the regular price. Nine time out
(01:23):
of ten, there'll be the price on the menu. Check
with your rachels when you come in on that. And
let me just say, we've been having all kind of
folk calling here playing on the telephone. Now, look y'all,
we ain't got to know what you call secretary on
the staff here. So when you call the corner, we
got to pull somebody off their regular job to pick
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up and talk to y'all. And that's just that, ain't right.
It's a kilt insanity. It's a tragedy of what it is. See,
if you got some kind of problem with the telephone,
you want to call somebody, don't call the caterpillar corner,
call your sheriff to pop and you send us suicide hotline.
The home shopping club, you know, somebody get paid to
listen to you because we ain't got time to deal
(02:06):
with your little bull.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
See.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
All that does is it take time away from our
regular customers and the people that's acting up to park.
And sometimes people say, what kind of where you sell
such a big ass burger for such a minimal price. Well,
let's just say get a good price when we buy them,
and then we mark.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Them up just a little bit.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
You know, we like to make a little money. That's
the name of the game, you know. So come on
down this weekend. We're gonna be here and you can
catch all the excitement of NASCAR racing on the world's
smallest big screen TV. It's off the easy foreseese of y'all,
So don't eat a plum like little Jack Horner. Come
on down to the caterpillar corner, JAD smacking the heart
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of South Boston, Virginia. Peace out. Wear it to you mama.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Then it's a big show on your radio. Thanks for
joining us this morning.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Good day.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You're old pal Steve here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Hey, what's this wire?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
For good?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
On to the big shows on the radio and coming
up the easiest way for you to join the winners A
girl bensquiz takes see. Hey, I tell you what though
I got a little communic K said, Hey, dude, I
like cheese thing. I said, okay, let's do that today.
You want to car farm follies is what we'll do.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So about twenty.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Minutes we'll let you know when you get situated around
the drive through window. Very easier I gotta do is
just don't mind making you know, you look look like
an idiot in a drive and trustas you get used
to that after.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
A while, it won't bother you at all.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Hey, can you turn this music up?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I can still hear you.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I like this man, Okay, here's what I love it,
John Boyd.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Let me start by saying, I'm really sorry to hear
him your so called fort Day. What's the matter with
your kajonies? You should be number one and have everyone
else in there for it. Who's the loser here? I
think it's you, dummy.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
So this is a no vote for fort Day.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Get out front and be the man, not a woos
who says that.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I say that.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Tommy Baker aka cow Man, b S, Billy and Crewe,
you're the best, your friend, Tommy Baker cow Men?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You know, seriously?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Can you during the music? Good morning? The Big Show
is on the radio. All right, coming up?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
We got planned that we're gonna play the current events
quiz because I want to give you the easy way
to win, all right, to make that like this, and
then instead of the stupid quiz, we'll play I Like Cheese.
So if you're riding around restaurant driving windows, uh ride
around for about an hour?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
That won't inconvenience, y'all, will it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh man, maybe it was talk and speaking of a
good old race tracks, we'll we won't name the dirt
track that we were at Gastonia, huh and Randy's hometown.
There was a guy that was singing the national anthem
and he did not know the words.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
I have never seen anything like this in my life.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I mean sometimes you know, they get on celebrities that
will mispronounce a word. I mean me and Billy standing there.
You know it's over hards for national anthemate.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
I thought it was me for a second. I looked
at it Johnny, and he's like, he's looking at me
with the same looking. Okay, it's not just I mean
making up entire versus Yeah. Oh, I'm like, what is
your audition process for that? How do you get past that?
And then in the night air it was bombs everywhere?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It was like a bit. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
But anyway, memories hunt racetracks across America. Yeah, okay, I
guaranteed the easy way to win here. Told you about
the prized baggage.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That's why we dealing with Biley.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
Well, did the King of rock and roll have a son?
There's a five hundred pound Elvis impersonator named Big Elvis,
who says yes.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
His story is cup.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It go, I ride one eight hundred Big Show. We'll
play with Color nine. You should win.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Go Church Morning, the Big Shows on.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
You're ready go? You ready go?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Okay this time Chris say hello to Jack out of Goreville, Illinois.
Hello Jack, Hey, John boy, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Man?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I'm wonderful, Oh mister wonderful.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
All right, Jack, here you go, buddy, listening to Billy,
It should be easy for you.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Well.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Jack, an Elvis impersonator from Las Vegas, is on a
quest to prove he's Elvis Presley's biological son. Peter Valley,
a five hundred pound singer who performs as Big Elvis,
says his mom had a brief affair with the real Elvis,
and he hopes to have a DNA test soon to
prove he's the son of the king. The five hundred
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pound thing probably won't hurt either. Vally says he's not
trying to get a piece of the Pressley estate. He
just wants the Pressleys to admit that Elvis had other children.
Big Elvis will be funding his campaign with sales of
his new album called Walking in Memphis, which features a
song called a like Father, like son, b Mama knew
the King or c he ain't heavy he's my daddy.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I do know Jack, that's a hard one.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Uh, I think I'll take.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's pretty cool. How Big maybe known as big el?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Really?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh? I know what you mate, held John Boy? First time,
lady Jack hold on Good Morning A Big Shows on
the radio.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Aren't they won?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Good Morning A Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Uh let's say, well, let's take care some business here
before we get into the busy portion of the show.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Uh let me say I got.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Now, when do we get into the busy portion for
the record.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Start that you'll know? Okay?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Faithful incarcerated Big Show listener one of our captive audience,
Douglas Crouch. I got your letter, Doug. He wants to
apply for and our two John Boys entourage. Please forward
me a copy of the application for him and any
rules that I wanted to follow for applying for the position.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
Wait a minute, has he's he's in jail.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, he's in the Uh let's see the BIB Correctional
Facility in Print, Alabama.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
This is not good see because you know, if he's parole,
one of his conditions of parole is he won't be
able to associate with no an idiots. Maybe that's not
the job for you.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
Save a lot of time that way.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Please relate to the Big Show Gang that I love
the show. Keep with the good work, Jackie. If you
need any assistance with any of the Big Show Gang,
please call me albeit your service.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I love you all. Mean it all right?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Uh, still have an audience, Sheer says, like about a
million incarcerated people in America right now?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Cool, we're number one. That's a bigger than any like corporation.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
So I don't know a lot of them probably are
from America. Yeah, yeah, you think about all the great
business minds and stuff and labors and people in jail.
Why don't we like get them all together? I mean,
you know, get the ones that we can trust, come
all together them in with the.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Let's get the line in prison we can trust. Yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Guy from Amron and Lex Luthor, you'll get them all together.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Why don't we just bust out the joker the rig.
That's what we need.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, you're on something here, giant and we'll get them
all capes.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
All right.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
Get ready, We're gonna have a giant ray gun here
in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 11 (12:09):
All right, because you know when they say try to
change my ways warning, I know you can trust them.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Let's get kill the bill. Yeah, man, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
We all just don't dismiss this idea. Might be something
in there. I know it's wrong, but I'm an idea, man,
I'm with you.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
Oh yeah, why we could get one million dollars?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh all right? You all finish mocking me? No, no,
not at all.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
That depends are you finished talking?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
This might be one of those will extending the overtime
at home. Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio.
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That's time for another edition of dumb crooked news.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I'm ger sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Send about you the Big Show listeners and the address
will follow this report. Local newspapers in Punta Gorda, Florida,
have dubbed him the Choking Man. He's a short, bald
gentleman who shows up in public places and pretends to
be choking to death.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
In order to meet women.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
I tell you I plan.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, let's see what the what the choking man does?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Oh? He flails his arms, coughs, and sputters to get
the attention of nearby female.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Hally help. I tell you I tried that in Daytona.
It didn't work well. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
He showers them with gratitude, along with a healthy helping
of hugs and kisses after they saved his life. Locally
say their hands are tied because the man is not
actually breaking any laws. They note that one woman suffered
an anxiety attack after an encounter with a choking man
and had to be hospitalized.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
YEA, was that a joking man?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Or me?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And they told him all right.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
A thirty nine year old woman in Leona, New Jersey,
was hospitalized after accidentally setting fire to her apartment building.
The authority say the woman started to blaze when she,
for some unknown reason, tried to open a can of
spray paint with an electric can opener.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
What hat youse? Guys? What's this?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Last year we brought you the story of a radio
station in Davenport, Iowa, that aired a challenge thirty thousand
dollars a year to anyone who would tattoo ninety three
rock on him his forehead and lived with it for
five years. Well one listener actually took him up on it.
The station later claimed the offer was just an on
air joke and refused to deliver on the thirty thousand
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dollars a year, but the listener was understandably upset. Now
he's back in the news again, this time is the
victim of a vicious beating. The Colonial Illinois couple who
had let the tattooed man live with him temporarily have
been charged with beating him in the face with a
balpen hammer.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
Apparently they did the light ninety three rocks.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
The couple allegedly attacked their house guest because he was
getting on their nerves with a constant stream of complaints
and suicide threads. Several South Dakota Highway patroman drew their
weapons during a traffic stop on Highway ninety because the
driver of the van was wearing a gas mask. Their
terrorism threads were quickly dispelled by the van's driver, who
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explained he was making a delivery of restaurant food that had.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
An unpleasant smell.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Whoa a member of a grand jury in Denver, Colorado,
who had handed down several secret indictments against a major
drug dealer, ended up being arrested in connection with the case.
The man visited the drug dealer at his home and
offered to sell him inside information about the case for
fifty thousand dollars. Apparently the man wasn't paying very close
attention at the grand jury proceedings, or he would have
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known that the FBI had planted electronic surveillance equipment inside
the suspect's house. The other bugs picked up and recorded
the secret meeting, leaving the man in extreme hot water
and facing grand jury proceedings of his own.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
Nice going genius and Finally.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
A burglar broke into a butcher shop in Swak, Germany,
accompanied by his dog Lumpy.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
You know this is going to end badly.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
While the burglar was helping himself to the store's cash, Lumpy,
the dog was sampling some of the store's inventory. Not
long after entering the store, the man heard the police
approaching and whis for his dog so the two could
make a run for it. Well, needless to say, the
dog was in no hurry to leave. The burglar was
outside the shop, still whistling and calling for Lumpy. When
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cops arrived to arrest him. Lumpy gone man get any.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
He got, damn crook News. Send it the dumb Crook News.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
John Boy, Billy po Box seventy six sixty three, Charlotte
and C two A two four one would appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't be read.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
This, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Good morning.
Speaker 12 (17:39):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, faithful gentleman's gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
So when he's laid it's my fault.
Speaker 10 (17:58):
So sad, I feel.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
All right, let's bring it me in, Ladies and gentlemen.
Sherman Pratt, The Big Show, Brad.
Speaker 13 (18:46):
Hello, fellow Justice, little eagers. Sherman Pratt, The Big Show Brat.
Here with today's topic superheroes next to hours and hours
of mind riding TV. Kid's best friend is Zike. Comic
comics or graphic novels. To those of us who are
in the New Hope, A kid escape from the usual
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day of nonsense called life. Parents fight about the religion
and politics, but in the Kids universe, the battle is
between Marvel and DC. I'm a marvelman. I love to
follow the exploits of Marvel dudes like Iron Man, Spider Man,
the Hulk, Captain America, the X Men, and the Fantastic
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flour You know, the real superhero. As a comic book purist,
you can't really count on the heroes from d C comics.
I mean, come on, Batman, what's his story? An old
guy in a batsuit with no real powers unless you
count schizophrenia. He's not fighting crime. He's ducking up beating
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in the green Leonard. He gets his power from jewelry.
Oh look, mommy, it's superfruit hawk Man. What kind of
a power is that? What's he gonna do? Swoop down
and make a mess on the bad guy's's clean getaway
car and the flash. He can run real fast, which
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comes in handy when you're running away.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
A wonder woman.
Speaker 13 (20:17):
She's just too distracted strutting around in that one piece
of bathing suit like some sort of super HOUCHI. How
can you keep your mind on fighting crime? The only
DC guy with any stroke at all is Superman. He
can fly, pick up cars and see through walls, all
the stuff a kid would want to do. On the
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down side, you can bring that Gabbroni down with a
little green rock. Oh, big tough man, give me a break.
Captain America would smoke that knot head like an Eastern hand.
You should have pointed that out to those DC losers
at school. I mean, you know, as long as they're
smaller than you, that is. I mean, why take a
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beating her for a stupid comment until next time? This
is shrimming Brott reminding you it's a kid's world.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio. Coming
up on a stupid quiz. We'll start high like Jeez
contests a car phone follows next week, Randy, when you
were out, made that executive decision.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
So yeah, stupid quiz. Is there an opportunity?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
And John Mors stand between you and that prospect one
eight hundred Big Show.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
You're toll free line. Okay, So here we are ready
for Color nine one hundred Big Show. We'll play next
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Good Morning, a big show. It's ALREADYO Hey.
Speaker 14 (21:57):
Honey Jr.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Is great, Yeah, I got someone in here. It is
stupid Quinn's time.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Let's see what we got. Looks like Barry had a
rowinot Virginia. Good morning, Barry, morning, John boy.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
How you doing today, Bud? Don't wonderful? Good good? You
gotta touched on phone?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Now?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Are you touching number for me?
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
That's why you chiming. I got to bay all. Some
got to deal for us.
Speaker 14 (22:26):
Yeah, let's start with science.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Signce sis signs. Okay, don't make me take that button.
Speaker 14 (22:40):
During which of these eras did the first fish appear?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
First fish?
Speaker 14 (22:45):
Is it a Palaeozoic B Precambrian or c Cynozoic?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
John, We were just talking about the what was that
era we was talking about? When that guy I wanted
to know what we.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Were talking about area we were talking about. No, that's right,
that's right. So that's that's no help. So I don't
have a clue. I'll just guess b Yes, Barry, Well,
I don't have a clue either, so it not be right.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, what was it the paleozoic atmosphere?
Speaker 14 (23:20):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
What nothing?
Speaker 14 (23:24):
Mattha? Little Rocky is eighty nine months old? In years
and months? How old is he.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
My dog? You did that question after you is this
dog hears is this trick question? Did Barry chime in? Yes,
it's a good show. You want to listen, Yeah, Barry,
go ahead.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
I'm going to guess at seven years four months.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Seven years four months now, so eighty nine months? All right?
So twelve months of a year, so twelve eighty nine?
All right now? Ten and eight? Nine goes eight?
Speaker 6 (24:04):
Edy?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Does it actually hurt? Nine times? Twelve? Was one hundred
and eight? So I gotta go lower that. Seven. I'll
try seven seven to two is fourteen? Carry one? You're
right there at the answer. Come on, okay, seven times
one seven eight eighty seven? Seven years too much? Then
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we'll find our calculator. Calculator, I can do it.
Speaker 14 (24:36):
You might know what to do on it. That's what
you think. It's seven years and five.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Oh man, I was closed right there on it. All right, bars,
he'll make me want it nothing right?
Speaker 14 (24:45):
US and world?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
World?
Speaker 14 (24:49):
How many atomic bombs did the US drop on Japan?
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Two?
Speaker 14 (24:53):
That's right?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Right?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, all right, talk about bombing.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You're talking about something he knows about.
Speaker 14 (25:00):
One to one social studies.
Speaker 15 (25:03):
Social studies, which of these words means a succession of
rulers from the same family is it a heretic, B
monogamy or C dynasty, dynasty.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Dynasty.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Two to one, very over may two to one science.
Speaker 14 (25:27):
I don't like that. Steve says he's planning to visit Polaris.
Will he need a a rocket ship, be a dog
sled or see a steam shovel?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Yeah, I guess that's right, right right, that's a star.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
All right, Well, barry you one, buddy, orgulations. I'll stand it.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I go, Jackie, get your info. Good morning, you got
the Big Show on the radio. A good in the
mornings where we take requests for some stuff you want
to hear said, Let's do it coming up next.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
All right, and other said, call been waiting for Good morning,
Big Show.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Comboy, Billy Yo Man, Maggie.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Max, how you doing May I'm not say.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
This is my segment. Don't you have some major plants
you can be getting? Alright? I just called you on
our whiny liberal cow smooching buddies that Peter Nheads eat
up with talking about animals. Well, it seems they've been
troubled by the town of Hamburg, New York. They say
the town's name conjures up visions of unhealthy paddies of
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ground up dead cow. So here's their plans. PETA has
offered Hamburg a check for fifteen thousand dollars if they'll
change their name to I kid you not. Veggie Berg,
spokesperson for the Hamburg City Council, said, look, lady, don't
call here anymore. This is a business telephone. Other Peter
(27:27):
News Sean Gifford of PETA and an unidentified man in
a cow suit set up an antim milk protest outside
of Grammar School in Aberdeen, Scotland. Had that go you
at got two girls for them anyway. The pair had
to be rescued by police after they were attacked by
a group of kids. Students been ten minutes pelting the
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PETA head with cartons of milk and hollering milk for
the masses. You know, just when you get ready to
write office, younger generation, here's only about some of them.
Good twelve done kiddies. Speaking of well done Ingrid Newkirk,
the president of PETE, says that when she dies, she
wants to be Are you ready for this barbacue? The
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idea is to show how gory and gruesome eaten meat is.
I tell you, if that and meat come off of her,
I reckon, it would be the Marky Calendar's coming soon,
the world's biggest pig picking featuring the peta head on
peta bread and believe me, that's all the way you
get a man to nibble. Honor oh Ingrad also wants
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her skin to be removed and made into leather products.
They should be able to make a car cover two
man ten prey for patio umbrellas. Have enough left over
to get John Boy another alligator. Came you seen rolled?
And I mean rowed, she says. Also cut my feet
off and make them into umbrella stands. Now for fut's
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big enough to make an umbrella stand. I'd hate to
see that, but but then I'll put it in front
of the elementary school kids use it as a bicycle ride.
Also ask no anger about children, and here's what she said.
I am not only uninterested in having children, I am
opposed to having children. Having a pure bread human baby
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is like having a pure bread dog. It is nothing
but vanity, human vanity, man. I reckon she knows a
thing or two about that vanity, not kids, I'm sure.
And if you're wondering about that pure bread punt. Have
you seen a picture of this world? I think she's
about half pickinges at home. Oh here's my favorite. This one,
(29:41):
fella said he interviewed Old Peterhead said, she told me
in the most unequivocal terms that the world would be
an infinitely better placed without humans in it at all.
There you go, folks, she said it herself. She's actually
ashamed to be a human being, and I recognize her
feel the same way. Look, Joe, if God didn't want
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to see animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
You're at the top of the food chain. Deal with it.
Get off the TV, shut you ugly up, and quit
ruining my life. John boy Billy, Yes, gona have a
nine day.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Good morning. A big show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Let's see this guy with some emails right quick before
we end up today. Hey, guys, let me tell you something.
My husband listens to you every day and then calls
me and says, Cindy, listen to these nuts. But when
I do, I really haven't found you all that funny.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
No, sorry, I was cleaning up.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
But today, Saray Maytherair, when you did your salute to Saddam.
I had laughed so hard I had to literally get
up and go to the restroom.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I walked out of the room with tears in my eyes.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
What a beautiful wake up call on such a beautiful
day like today, and you would be proud. I turned
you all on all by myself and listen to you
all morning long. I don't know where you all get
your information from or how you all can even act
straight after a show like this morning. If that were
I in that chair, I would not be able to talk.
(31:53):
Great job. You have now earned a listener every morning.
I will be faithful, just as my husband is to you.
Now I know why he's always so relaxed and kicked back. Heck,
you have to be after listening to you guys on
the air. Congratulations your new fan. All right now, say
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you got something from Jeff. Wonder if the editors at
AP missed this intentionally or not. I know he's holding
a baby part way, but it's also getting a little something else.
Hack ten months at sea. Can't blame him. Love to
show thank God for our present military regards Jeff. Here's
a picture maybe sitting the newspapers. Here's a sailor it's.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Not in your newspapers, I promise.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Not a sailor kissing his wife and has a little
new baby.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
And you say that Varsie. Oh yeah, Marsine, that look
familiar visuals for the radio. I know that maneuver. Thank
you all you doing the big show.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Back in March, I started emailing the USS Theodore Roosevelt
through you guys. Found out that they were in need
of junk food. So my office sent them two huge
boxes of every funk food we could think up.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Kate kat Wittenberger.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
More we are trigger happy today.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Thought it was a signature.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
No.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Kat Wittenberger on board was my contact.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
She was wonderful. She's so busy, but had time to
email me as much she could. Thank you a big
show for your support and getting me in contact with
USS Theodore Roosevelt.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
May just feel like we were helping our troops.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Julie Magner and the good One Realty and Associates gang
it could send me Florida s all right now, all right,
all right photos double O racers lounge.
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All right, more visuals.
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Oh look at this one.
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Right?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah? Uh, you know that hour you were late. You
really don't have to make up here at the end.
Are you sure, because see you're forcing the rest over.
We'll see later.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
Will you lock up when you're done?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I guess we gotta go home now, all right.
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Speaker 1 (34:41):
Cut No, I'm playing on Sunday.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Maybe that won't come Monday.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
That's all. Oh God, y'all have a great rest of
your day. We're gonna be celebrating Friday tomorrow. Join us.
Watch you. I love you mean it.
Good morning, The Big show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, let's contact one of our buds telephonically.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Here.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Warren Burton's got something going. Let me see now this.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm sure he's not there, but I understand he's got
a message for us. So tell this old dolling.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, yo, yo yo, what up? Y'all?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Spring is sprung? Everything's look good. Watch out for him
West Niles, Mosquitoes. You reach the ad talk line in
South Boston, Virginia's hottest new hangout, wild Ward's Caterpillar Connor
Alm of the Daily Unch special well famous celebrity theme
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on trade like the Big Bill Davis Well Famous South
Boston butt platter. So y'all know, every now and then,
when we buy some of this stuff, we use a
different cutter. So sometimes when you order the butt platter,
it'll be just a little bit more. Now, we try
like hell to keep the regular price. Nine time out
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of ten, there'll be the price on the menu. Check
with your rachels when you come in on that. And
let me just say, we've been having all kind of
folk calling here playing on the telephone. Now, look y'all,
we ain't got to know what you call secretary on
the staff here. So when you call the corner, we
got to pull somebody off their regular job to pick
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up and talk to y'all. And that's just that, ain't right.
It's a kilt insanity. It's a tragedy of what it is. See,
if you got some kind of problem with the telephone,
you want to call somebody, don't call the caterpillar corner,
call your sheriff to pop and you send us suicide hotline.
The home shopping club, you know, somebody get paid to
listen to you because we ain't got time to deal
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with your little bull.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
See.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
All that does is it take time away from our
regular customers and the people that's acting up to park.
And sometimes people say, what kind of where you sell
such a big ass burger for such a minimal price. Well,
let's just say get a good price when we buy them,
and then we mark.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Them up just a little bit.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
You know, we like to make a little money. That's
the name of the game, you know. So come on
down this weekend. We're gonna be here and you can
catch all the excitement of NASCAR racing on the world's
smallest big screen TV. It's off the easy foreseese of y'all,
So don't eat a plum like little Jack Horner. Come
on down to the caterpillar corner, JAD smacking the heart
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of South Boston, Virginia. Peace out. Wear it to you mama.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Then it's a big show on your radio. Thanks for
joining us this morning.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Good day.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You're old pal Steve here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Knacker studio.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Hey, what's this wire?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
For good?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
On to the big shows on the radio and coming
up the easiest way for you to join the winners A
girl bensquiz takes see. Hey, I tell you what though
I got a little communic K said, Hey, dude, I
like cheese thing. I said, okay, let's do that today.
You want to car farm follies is what we'll do.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So about twenty.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Minutes we'll let you know when you get situated around
the drive through window. Very easier I gotta do is
just don't mind making you know, you look look like
an idiot in a drive and trustas you get used
to that after.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
A while, it won't bother you at all.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Hey, can you turn this music up?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I can still hear you.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I like this man, Okay, here's what I love it,
John Boyd.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Let me start by saying, I'm really sorry to hear
him your so called fort Day. What's the matter with
your kajonies? You should be number one and have everyone
else in there for it. Who's the loser here? I
think it's you, dummy.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
So this is a no vote for fort Day.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Get out front and be the man, not a woos
who says that.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I say that.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Tommy Baker aka cow Man, b S, Billy and Crewe,
you're the best, your friend, Tommy Baker cow Men?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You know, seriously?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Can you during the music? Good morning? The Big Show
is on the radio. All right, coming up?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
We got planned that we're gonna play the current events
quiz because I want to give you the easy way
to win, all right, to make that like this, and
then instead of the stupid quiz, we'll play I Like Cheese.
So if you're riding around restaurant driving windows, uh ride
around for about an hour?
Speaker 7 (05:37):
That won't inconvenience, y'all, will it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh man, maybe it was talk and speaking of a
good old race tracks, we'll we won't name the dirt
track that we were at Gastonia, huh and Randy's hometown.
There was a guy that was singing the national anthem
and he did not know the words.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
I have never seen anything like this in my life.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I mean sometimes you know, they get on celebrities that
will mispronounce a word. I mean me and Billy standing there.
You know it's over hards for national anthemate.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
I thought it was me for a second. I looked
at it Johnny, and he's like, he's looking at me
with the same looking. Okay, it's not just I mean
making up entire versus Yeah. Oh, I'm like, what is
your audition process for that? How do you get past that?
And then in the night air it was bombs everywhere?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It was like a bit. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
But anyway, memories hunt racetracks across America. Yeah, okay, I
guaranteed the easy way to win here. Told you about
the prized baggage.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That's why we dealing with Biley.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
Well, did the King of rock and roll have a son?
There's a five hundred pound Elvis impersonator named Big Elvis,
who says yes.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
His story is cup.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It go, I ride one eight hundred Big Show. We'll
play with Color nine. You should win.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Go Church Morning, the Big Shows on.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
You're ready go? You ready go?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Okay this time Chris say hello to Jack out of Goreville, Illinois.
Hello Jack, Hey, John boy, how you doing?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Man?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I'm wonderful, Oh mister wonderful.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
All right, Jack, here you go, buddy, listening to Billy,
It should be easy for you.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Well.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Jack, an Elvis impersonator from Las Vegas, is on a
quest to prove he's Elvis Presley's biological son. Peter Valley,
a five hundred pound singer who performs as Big Elvis,
says his mom had a brief affair with the real Elvis,
and he hopes to have a DNA test soon to
prove he's the son of the king. The five hundred
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pound thing probably won't hurt either. Vally says he's not
trying to get a piece of the Pressley estate. He
just wants the Pressleys to admit that Elvis had other children.
Big Elvis will be funding his campaign with sales of
his new album called Walking in Memphis, which features a
song called a like Father, like son, b Mama knew
the King or c he ain't heavy he's my daddy.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I do know Jack, that's a hard one.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Uh, I think I'll take.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's pretty cool. How Big maybe known as big el?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Really?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh? I know what you mate, held John Boy? First time,
lady Jack hold on Good Morning A Big Shows on
the radio.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Aren't they won?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Good Morning A Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Uh let's say, well, let's take care some business here
before we get into the busy portion of the show.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Uh let me say I got.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Now, when do we get into the busy portion for
the record.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Start that you'll know? Okay?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Faithful incarcerated Big Show listener one of our captive audience,
Douglas Crouch. I got your letter, Doug. He wants to
apply for and our two John Boys entourage. Please forward
me a copy of the application for him and any
rules that I wanted to follow for applying for the position.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
Wait a minute, has he's he's in jail.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, he's in the Uh let's see the BIB Correctional
Facility in Print, Alabama.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
This is not good see because you know, if he's parole,
one of his conditions of parole is he won't be
able to associate with no an idiots. Maybe that's not
the job for you.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
Save a lot of time that way.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Please relate to the Big Show Gang that I love
the show. Keep with the good work, Jackie. If you
need any assistance with any of the Big Show Gang,
please call me albeit your service.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I love you all. Mean it all right?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Uh, still have an audience, Sheer says, like about a
million incarcerated people in America right now?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Cool, we're number one. That's a bigger than any like corporation.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
So I don't know a lot of them probably are
from America. Yeah, yeah, you think about all the great
business minds and stuff and labors and people in jail.
Why don't we like get them all together? I mean,
you know, get the ones that we can trust, come
all together them in with the.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Let's get the line in prison we can trust. Yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Guy from Amron and Lex Luthor, you'll get them all together.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Why don't we just bust out the joker the rig.
That's what we need.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, you're on something here, giant and we'll get them
all capes.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
All right.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
Get ready, We're gonna have a giant ray gun here
in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 11 (12:09):
All right, because you know when they say try to
change my ways warning, I know you can trust them.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Let's get kill the bill. Yeah, man, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
We all just don't dismiss this idea. Might be something
in there. I know it's wrong, but I'm an idea, man,
I'm with you.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
Oh yeah, why we could get one million dollars?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh all right? You all finish mocking me? No, no,
not at all.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
That depends are you finished talking?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
This might be one of those will extending the overtime
at home. Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio.
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That's time for another edition of dumb crooked news.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I'm ger sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Send about you the Big Show listeners and the address
will follow this report. Local newspapers in Punta Gorda, Florida,
have dubbed him the Choking Man. He's a short, bald
gentleman who shows up in public places and pretends to
be choking to death.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
In order to meet women.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
I tell you I plan.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, let's see what the what the choking man does?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Oh? He flails his arms, coughs, and sputters to get
the attention of nearby female.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Hally help. I tell you I tried that in Daytona.
It didn't work well. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
He showers them with gratitude, along with a healthy helping
of hugs and kisses after they saved his life. Locally
say their hands are tied because the man is not
actually breaking any laws. They note that one woman suffered
an anxiety attack after an encounter with a choking man
and had to be hospitalized.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
YEA, was that a joking man?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Or me?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And they told him all right.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
A thirty nine year old woman in Leona, New Jersey,
was hospitalized after accidentally setting fire to her apartment building.
The authority say the woman started to blaze when she,
for some unknown reason, tried to open a can of
spray paint with an electric can opener.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
What hat youse? Guys? What's this?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Last year we brought you the story of a radio
station in Davenport, Iowa, that aired a challenge thirty thousand
dollars a year to anyone who would tattoo ninety three
rock on him his forehead and lived with it for
five years. Well one listener actually took him up on it.
The station later claimed the offer was just an on
air joke and refused to deliver on the thirty thousand
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dollars a year, but the listener was understandably upset. Now
he's back in the news again, this time is the
victim of a vicious beating. The Colonial Illinois couple who
had let the tattooed man live with him temporarily have
been charged with beating him in the face with a
balpen hammer.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
Apparently they did the light ninety three rocks.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
The couple allegedly attacked their house guest because he was
getting on their nerves with a constant stream of complaints
and suicide threads. Several South Dakota Highway patroman drew their
weapons during a traffic stop on Highway ninety because the
driver of the van was wearing a gas mask. Their
terrorism threads were quickly dispelled by the van's driver, who
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explained he was making a delivery of restaurant food that had.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
An unpleasant smell.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Whoa a member of a grand jury in Denver, Colorado,
who had handed down several secret indictments against a major
drug dealer, ended up being arrested in connection with the case.
The man visited the drug dealer at his home and
offered to sell him inside information about the case for
fifty thousand dollars. Apparently the man wasn't paying very close
attention at the grand jury proceedings, or he would have
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known that the FBI had planted electronic surveillance equipment inside
the suspect's house. The other bugs picked up and recorded
the secret meeting, leaving the man in extreme hot water
and facing grand jury proceedings of his own.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
Nice going genius and Finally.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
A burglar broke into a butcher shop in Swak, Germany,
accompanied by his dog Lumpy.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
You know this is going to end badly.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
While the burglar was helping himself to the store's cash, Lumpy,
the dog was sampling some of the store's inventory. Not
long after entering the store, the man heard the police
approaching and whis for his dog so the two could
make a run for it. Well, needless to say, the
dog was in no hurry to leave. The burglar was
outside the shop, still whistling and calling for Lumpy. When
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cops arrived to arrest him. Lumpy gone man get any.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
He got, damn crook News. Send it the dumb Crook News.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
John Boy, Billy po Box seventy six sixty three, Charlotte
and C two A two four one would appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't be read.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
This, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Good morning.
Speaker 12 (17:39):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, faithful gentleman's gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
So when he's laid it's my fault.
Speaker 10 (17:58):
So sad, I feel.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
All right, let's bring it me in, Ladies and gentlemen.
Sherman Pratt, The Big Show, Brad.
Speaker 13 (18:46):
Hello, fellow Justice, little eagers. Sherman Pratt, The Big Show Brat.
Here with today's topic superheroes next to hours and hours
of mind riding TV. Kid's best friend is Zike. Comic
comics or graphic novels. To those of us who are
in the New Hope, A kid escape from the usual
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day of nonsense called life. Parents fight about the religion
and politics, but in the Kids universe, the battle is
between Marvel and DC. I'm a marvelman. I love to
follow the exploits of Marvel dudes like Iron Man, Spider Man,
the Hulk, Captain America, the X Men, and the Fantastic
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flour You know, the real superhero. As a comic book purist,
you can't really count on the heroes from d C comics.
I mean, come on, Batman, what's his story? An old
guy in a batsuit with no real powers unless you
count schizophrenia. He's not fighting crime. He's ducking up beating
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in the green Leonard. He gets his power from jewelry.
Oh look, mommy, it's superfruit hawk Man. What kind of
a power is that? What's he gonna do? Swoop down
and make a mess on the bad guy's's clean getaway
car and the flash. He can run real fast, which
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comes in handy when you're running away.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
A wonder woman.
Speaker 13 (20:17):
She's just too distracted strutting around in that one piece
of bathing suit like some sort of super HOUCHI. How
can you keep your mind on fighting crime? The only
DC guy with any stroke at all is Superman. He
can fly, pick up cars and see through walls, all
the stuff a kid would want to do. On the
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down side, you can bring that Gabbroni down with a
little green rock. Oh, big tough man, give me a break.
Captain America would smoke that knot head like an Eastern hand.
You should have pointed that out to those DC losers
at school. I mean, you know, as long as they're
smaller than you, that is. I mean, why take a
(20:59):
beating her for a stupid comment until next time? This
is shrimming Brott reminding you it's a kid's world.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio. Coming
up on a stupid quiz. We'll start high like Jeez
contests a car phone follows next week, Randy, when you
were out, made that executive decision.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
So yeah, stupid quiz. Is there an opportunity?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
And John Mors stand between you and that prospect one
eight hundred Big Show.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
You're toll free line. Okay, So here we are ready
for Color nine one hundred Big Show. We'll play next
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Good Morning, a big show. It's ALREADYO Hey.
Speaker 14 (21:57):
Honey Jr.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Is great, Yeah, I got someone in here. It is
stupid Quinn's time.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Let's see what we got. Looks like Barry had a
rowinot Virginia. Good morning, Barry, morning, John boy.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
How you doing today, Bud? Don't wonderful? Good good? You
gotta touched on phone?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Now?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Are you touching number for me?
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
That's why you chiming. I got to bay all. Some
got to deal for us.
Speaker 14 (22:26):
Yeah, let's start with science.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Signce sis signs. Okay, don't make me take that button.
Speaker 14 (22:40):
During which of these eras did the first fish appear?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
First fish?
Speaker 14 (22:45):
Is it a Palaeozoic B Precambrian or c Cynozoic?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
John, We were just talking about the what was that
era we was talking about? When that guy I wanted
to know what we.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Were talking about area we were talking about. No, that's right,
that's right. So that's that's no help. So I don't
have a clue. I'll just guess b Yes, Barry, Well,
I don't have a clue either, so it not be right.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, what was it the paleozoic atmosphere?
Speaker 14 (23:20):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
What nothing?
Speaker 14 (23:24):
Mattha? Little Rocky is eighty nine months old? In years
and months? How old is he.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
My dog? You did that question after you is this
dog hears is this trick question? Did Barry chime in? Yes,
it's a good show. You want to listen, Yeah, Barry,
go ahead.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
I'm going to guess at seven years four months.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Seven years four months now, so eighty nine months? All right?
So twelve months of a year, so twelve eighty nine?
All right now? Ten and eight? Nine goes eight?
Speaker 6 (24:04):
Edy?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Does it actually hurt? Nine times? Twelve? Was one hundred
and eight? So I gotta go lower that. Seven. I'll
try seven seven to two is fourteen? Carry one? You're
right there at the answer. Come on, okay, seven times
one seven eight eighty seven? Seven years too much? Then
(24:31):
we'll find our calculator. Calculator, I can do it.
Speaker 14 (24:36):
You might know what to do on it. That's what
you think. It's seven years and five.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Oh man, I was closed right there on it. All right, bars,
he'll make me want it nothing right?
Speaker 14 (24:45):
US and world?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
World?
Speaker 14 (24:49):
How many atomic bombs did the US drop on Japan?
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Two?
Speaker 14 (24:53):
That's right?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Right?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, all right, talk about bombing.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You're talking about something he knows about.
Speaker 14 (25:00):
One to one social studies.
Speaker 15 (25:03):
Social studies, which of these words means a succession of
rulers from the same family is it a heretic, B
monogamy or C dynasty, dynasty.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Dynasty.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Two to one, very over may two to one science.
Speaker 14 (25:27):
I don't like that. Steve says he's planning to visit Polaris.
Will he need a a rocket ship, be a dog
sled or see a steam shovel?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Yeah, I guess that's right, right right, that's a star.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
All right, Well, barry you one, buddy, orgulations. I'll stand it.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I go, Jackie, get your info. Good morning, you got
the Big Show on the radio. A good in the
mornings where we take requests for some stuff you want
to hear said, Let's do it coming up next.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
All right, and other said, call been waiting for Good morning,
Big Show.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Comboy, Billy Yo Man, Maggie.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Max, how you doing May I'm not say.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
This is my segment. Don't you have some major plants
you can be getting? Alright? I just called you on
our whiny liberal cow smooching buddies that Peter Nheads eat
up with talking about animals. Well, it seems they've been
troubled by the town of Hamburg, New York. They say
the town's name conjures up visions of unhealthy paddies of
(27:06):
ground up dead cow. So here's their plans. PETA has
offered Hamburg a check for fifteen thousand dollars if they'll
change their name to I kid you not. Veggie Berg,
spokesperson for the Hamburg City Council, said, look, lady, don't
call here anymore. This is a business telephone. Other Peter
(27:27):
News Sean Gifford of PETA and an unidentified man in
a cow suit set up an antim milk protest outside
of Grammar School in Aberdeen, Scotland. Had that go you
at got two girls for them anyway. The pair had
to be rescued by police after they were attacked by
a group of kids. Students been ten minutes pelting the
(27:50):
PETA head with cartons of milk and hollering milk for
the masses. You know, just when you get ready to
write office, younger generation, here's only about some of them.
Good twelve done kiddies. Speaking of well done Ingrid Newkirk,
the president of PETE, says that when she dies, she
wants to be Are you ready for this barbacue? The
(28:15):
idea is to show how gory and gruesome eaten meat is.
I tell you, if that and meat come off of her,
I reckon, it would be the Marky Calendar's coming soon,
the world's biggest pig picking featuring the peta head on
peta bread and believe me, that's all the way you
get a man to nibble. Honor oh Ingrad also wants
(28:36):
her skin to be removed and made into leather products.
They should be able to make a car cover two
man ten prey for patio umbrellas. Have enough left over
to get John Boy another alligator. Came you seen rolled?
And I mean rowed, she says. Also cut my feet
off and make them into umbrella stands. Now for fut's
(28:58):
big enough to make an umbrella stand. I'd hate to
see that, but but then I'll put it in front
of the elementary school kids use it as a bicycle ride.
Also ask no anger about children, and here's what she said.
I am not only uninterested in having children, I am
opposed to having children. Having a pure bread human baby
(29:20):
is like having a pure bread dog. It is nothing
but vanity, human vanity, man. I reckon she knows a
thing or two about that vanity, not kids, I'm sure.
And if you're wondering about that pure bread punt. Have
you seen a picture of this world? I think she's
about half pickinges at home. Oh here's my favorite. This one,
(29:41):
fella said he interviewed Old Peterhead said, she told me
in the most unequivocal terms that the world would be
an infinitely better placed without humans in it at all.
There you go, folks, she said it herself. She's actually
ashamed to be a human being, and I recognize her
feel the same way. Look, Joe, if God didn't want
(30:03):
to see animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
You're at the top of the food chain. Deal with it.
Get off the TV, shut you ugly up, and quit
ruining my life. John boy Billy, Yes, gona have a
nine day.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Good morning. A big show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Let's see this guy with some emails right quick before
we end up today. Hey, guys, let me tell you something.
My husband listens to you every day and then calls
me and says, Cindy, listen to these nuts. But when
I do, I really haven't found you all that funny.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
No, sorry, I was cleaning up.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
But today, Saray Maytherair, when you did your salute to Saddam.
I had laughed so hard I had to literally get
up and go to the restroom.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I walked out of the room with tears in my eyes.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
What a beautiful wake up call on such a beautiful
day like today, and you would be proud. I turned
you all on all by myself and listen to you
all morning long. I don't know where you all get
your information from or how you all can even act
straight after a show like this morning. If that were
I in that chair, I would not be able to talk.
(31:53):
Great job. You have now earned a listener every morning.
I will be faithful, just as my husband is to you.
Now I know why he's always so relaxed and kicked back. Heck,
you have to be after listening to you guys on
the air. Congratulations your new fan. All right now, say
(32:20):
you got something from Jeff. Wonder if the editors at
AP missed this intentionally or not. I know he's holding
a baby part way, but it's also getting a little something else.
Hack ten months at sea. Can't blame him. Love to
show thank God for our present military regards Jeff. Here's
a picture maybe sitting the newspapers. Here's a sailor it's.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Not in your newspapers, I promise.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Not a sailor kissing his wife and has a little
new baby.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
And you say that Varsie. Oh yeah, Marsine, that look
familiar visuals for the radio. I know that maneuver. Thank
you all you doing the big show.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Back in March, I started emailing the USS Theodore Roosevelt
through you guys. Found out that they were in need
of junk food. So my office sent them two huge
boxes of every funk food we could think up.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Kate kat Wittenberger.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
More we are trigger happy today.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Thought it was a signature.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
No.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Kat Wittenberger on board was my contact.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
She was wonderful. She's so busy, but had time to
email me as much she could. Thank you a big
show for your support and getting me in contact with
USS Theodore Roosevelt.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
May just feel like we were helping our troops.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Julie Magner and the good One Realty and Associates gang
it could send me Florida s all right now, all right,
all right photos double O racers lounge.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
All right, more visuals.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Oh look at this one.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Right?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah? Uh, you know that hour you were late. You
really don't have to make up here at the end.
Are you sure, because see you're forcing the rest over.
We'll see later.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
Will you lock up when you're done?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I guess we gotta go home now, all right.
Speaker 8 (34:24):
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Buy them once, play them anywhere.
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Speaker 1 (34:41):
Cut No, I'm playing on Sunday.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Maybe that won't come Monday.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
That's all. Oh God, y'all have a great rest of
your day. We're gonna be celebrating Friday tomorrow. Join us.
Watch you. I love you mean it.
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