June 13, 2024 • 43 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got a couple of Top 10 Lists just for Dads.. - Married Man sings “Dad to the Bone”.. - JD’s 24-Hour Stores are having a big End of Spring Sale.. - Doug Rice gets us On Track with his weekly racing report.. - Ricky B. Sharpe stars in a special Playhouse for Father’s Day..
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a Big Show on the radio running to your Thursday,
June thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Today's featured track from The Big Show, Big Box.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Married Man sings Dad to the Bone. There's Ricky words
dad Bone. When you hit the Big Box apps the
Big Show dot Com click out.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
On their cont money can't get through. We'll call you condys.
Let play mag it hapn to you.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
It.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It's time to beat the blood. That's me no contestant.
Nina from Knoxville tell us see good morning, Nina, Good morning, Happy.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Thursday, Happy Thursday.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Nina.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
All right, you know gonna do ask Taner some questions.
You agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
What do you think she's right?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Wrong?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
And we'll get.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Two bails from you and you get a big old
red Max prize pick. Okay, right there, ta Nina, Nina, Okay,
I'm going to read now, Tater. According to an old proverb,
(01:36):
love flies out the window when something comes in the door.
When what comes in your wife?
Speaker 7 (01:51):
When jealousy comes in the door, John.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Is, a jealousy comes in the door, love flies out
the window. Nina, ask yourself now all the things that
could come through that door. As Tater got the right
thing you've got to ask yourself that before you agree
or disagree, or she's got the right thing on.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
So jealousy agreed?
Speaker 8 (02:17):
I am absolutely myself, and I think jealousy sounds really good.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
But I'm gonna say when another man walks in?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, all right, So you don't have to give the
correct answer of what walks in? Oh okay, you just
agree or disagree with Tatter's answer. She said jealousy. So
you are disagreed? Am I correct?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I am? And that was the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yes, is poverty when it comes to the money.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Poverty comes in, not a wife or another man, Poverty
all about the money.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
There you go, all right, there you go, Nina, you
got one right, one more bell you will win. So
Marcy Albert Einstein is our category friend.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay, so oh.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Albert Einstein once reflected that in his entire life he
had only two really good ones.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Two really good.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
Watch, two really good doodoos. He like, you want to
do it again, two really good ideas.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Einstein only had two really good ideas, according to him
and Tater Nina, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 10 (03:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I know Tatter's right about that one.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, So agree and agree is good work.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
See what you.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Girls, y'all, y'all name them. It's two ideas, all right,
We'll have Randy look him up. I'm curious relativity relativity, Yes,
should be equal m C two Right, is that one too?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It is all right? A good deal, all right, I
have no ab. We'll get you that price by congratulations.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Why we're gonna jump out, catch you up on your news.
Right on the other side, a Father's.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Day Playhouse tigging me and his daughter. Good morning.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
That's a big Shaw on the radio, all about the
dad's head in the Father's Day. The Father's Day goings on?
That tacky Jackie is Will hear about that? In less
than twenty minutes? Well we got here, oh guess Little
John Boy and Billy Playhouse featuring Dear old Dad. Top
(05:51):
ten Things Dads Will Never say, Number two lists at
twenty of them right now special Playhouse Unch.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Ricky
Be's father Daughter Talk. As our story opens, Ricky b
Sharp is leaving the house early one Saturday morning.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Oh Lucy lousey, Hello, I'm had hair, Ricky.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
Listen, I'm off to ruts of barage. I'll be back
in a couple hours.
Speaker 11 (06:34):
Where are you going?
Speaker 10 (06:35):
Best Buy? I gotta return to Lucy Day's new iPhone.
Speaker 11 (06:38):
Return it. What's wrong with it?
Speaker 10 (06:41):
Nothing? She just don't want it. They got a forty
eight hours return policy, So I'm off to cancel a
contract and get our money back.
Speaker 11 (06:48):
She's been after you for a month to buy her
a new fold.
Speaker 10 (06:52):
I also got a run by carmacks. See what they
give us for the Toyota?
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Whoa?
Speaker 11 (06:55):
Now what you're selling Lucy's car too?
Speaker 10 (06:58):
Yep, looked like you and me. She had made our
last car payment. Oh and by the way, our last
college tuition payment too. She ain't going back to school
next month.
Speaker 12 (07:06):
She's dropping out of college, but she's almost got enough
credits to graduate.
Speaker 10 (07:11):
Hey, honey, I don't make the news. I just report it.
Oh and she's moving out of the house first thing
in the morning.
Speaker 12 (07:20):
Look, let me get this straight. She told you to
return her to iPhone, and she told you to sell
her car. She's not going back to college, and she's
moving out of the house.
Speaker 11 (07:33):
She really said.
Speaker 10 (07:34):
All this, well, not in so many words. What she
really said was me and my new boyfriend. You Hammond
are going to work for the Hillary Clinton presidential campaigns.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse and
you haven't said yeah. Time over here, the Crustiolla homeless
guy in front of Carmack say.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Morning, Big Show is on the radio. Another producer award
winning bit. Here on the Big Show. This happens over it,
Tacky Jackie.
Speaker 10 (08:48):
Hello, friends, you're old heel Bertford here for Tacky Jackie's
clothes for hose. It's that time of year again, a
time to honor the most important end in your life.
The man who works hard to keep you chilling in
the summer and the sheets hot in the winter, a
man who puts a song in your heart, a fire
in your loins, and a dollar in your g string.
And if he's not available, you can only settle for
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the father of your children. Yes, the door's open wide
like a new June ride this weekend for our first
annual No holds Barred Tacky Jackie's Father's Day Sales. Does
the guy who brings home the bread need an upgrade
on his threads? Does your stud need a change in duds?
Does Big daddy needs some new get down in his
get up? Has Hubby gotten tubby but his wardrobe is
(09:29):
in chubby? Are you embarrassed when homeless people give him
money when he tries to donate his clothes to Goodwill?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Do they say?
Speaker 10 (09:35):
Good Lord? Is that the situation you're working with? Sugar bumps.
We'll put some makeup on those blotches, panties on those crotches,
check your watches and load your bffb ouches into the
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(09:56):
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new agers, no agers, fake teenagers, disco rapers, driveway papers,
life savers, and the one guy who always shows up
in a winning in a high water orange tuxedo, smelling
like a truck stop urino and complaining that no one
will slow dance with him while he picks week old
Doritos from between his tooths. Say where are the white
women at? We've got you covered at Tacky Jackie's Clothes
(10:39):
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If your significant other is hard to shop for, you
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dancing specialties from America's creepiest fashionista, Jack the Stripper.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Who missus Crane. You're a little monkey woman.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You know that you're a Trump.
Speaker 10 (10:58):
And this weekend only, we've got to enormous fifty percent
off sale on our entire line of hooker heels directly
from Babs of Gastonia.
Speaker 11 (11:05):
Oh I just so, I was doing great with you.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
And with every purchase over fifty dollars, you'll get a
one year's past to the Free Clinic and one hundred
penicillin tablet's courtesy of Doctor Clapp's Castle of STDs and
Matching Carpet and Drake and Boutique. And Saturday only you'll
be able to get free legal advice from our bodybuilding
ambulance chasing legal legal Jue Farigno. But whatever you do,
just don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when
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he's angry.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Told you.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
And Sunday morning, be sure to bring the kids for
a special book reading Public of Love It, Doctor Sue's
Story Hop on Pop by professional celebrity Pophopper Mackenzie Phillips.
And after their Psyche's been fried, stick around for a
free basketball clinic from seven foot four inch transgender player
for the Saskatoon switch Hitters, Caitlin mctumm.
Speaker 11 (12:00):
Hello, gorgeous, whatever you.
Speaker 10 (12:05):
Will missed a big Father's day sail at Tacky Jackie's
close for hose. You know where to find us. Follow
the Booker Branch service Road past to my Larvalloon tied
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Go past that twenty seven and three quarter feet turn
right at the grassy Nolans of Pruder Drive.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Go back and to the left.
Speaker 10 (12:28):
And look for the size that says knocking his head
cheese market in zombie Obedience School, not three times and
tell them Darrell sent me old scabby metal bone. The
no handed leopard pickpocket will open the door, and if
his feet don't fall off, he'll walk you right into
a big, beautiful wonderland of Father's Day savings right here
at Tacky Jackie's Close for hose. Don't forget to knock
another whopping ten percent off your bill when you sing
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our theme song. If you're a slave to fashion, save
with passion this weekend only at Tagy Jaggie's Clothes for
host big Father's Day Sale.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
This is your old pal Bert Fernsane. I'll see you there.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It's a big sell. Oh letting somebody better tammit than me,
tell you than me.
Speaker 10 (13:26):
All right time.
Speaker 13 (13:27):
Bight be the big show that stiff picking him up
at you.
Speaker 10 (13:31):
It's you, Marcel.
Speaker 13 (13:33):
What am I doing well when I'm not hanging up
on right thing fat boy and trying to cure babs
of her terminal blondness. I'm listening to my two favorite
straight white Southern points, John Boyant Billie on the Big Show.
Oh Marcel Jeff stop. No, I won't tell Randy you said, hello.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Good morning, Big showing the radio in doing Father's Day weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
You got another bonus stop Tad Lisz.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Well, just in time for Father's Day. Here they are
Top ten more things you'll never hear your dad say.
Number ten. For goodness sakes, could somebody in this house
please turn some more lights on? Number nine? Hey, what
time does Real Housewives of Atlanta come on?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Number eight?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
I tell you today's rock and roll is way better
than that crap we used to listen here. Number seven, Son,
you're fifteen years old. I think it's about time you
got out there and got a tattoo. Number six, Hey,
I'll be happy just as long as he grows up
and be as big a fruitcake as his swishy uncle Todd.
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Number five, Hey, let's burn one on the back porch
before mom gets back. Number four, No, I don't want
to meet your new boyfriend. The less I know about him,
the better. Number three. I'm just happier moving back home.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I wouldn't dream of charging you rent.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Number two.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Listen up, Buster. As long as you live in my house,
you're going to live by a very flexible set of
rules based almost entirely.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
In your own personal preferences.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Okay, and the number one thing Dad will never say,
Caitlin Jenner, I'd hit that.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Good Morning, got the big se on the radio coming up.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
We'd play worthy word winner against a mount Olive Pickles
prize packed. It includes a mount Olive hat, T shirt
and a three pack of pickle juicers. It's the number
one pickle brand in the United States, begging great products
since nineteen twenty six. At the corner of Cucumber and Vine,
I sat the same corner down the road where a
gout of hold a hole of that cute corner and vine.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I was trying to do the love post so waiting.
I was begging for it.
Speaker 10 (16:38):
I wanted to come. I felt bad for you.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh Donna jump into love Potion number nine song. It
was tell Tator yesterday new Not well, No, I'll go
back to another corner in a minute.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
All right, let's just to tell you what.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
We're gonna deal with here, mount Olive Pickles. Click on
the batter when you hit the Big Show dot com.
Why I'll play for ten minutes right now, It's time
for Taylor Tayman News Near Zachgirl, Marsa, Tator, Morian Well Howdy.
Speaker 14 (17:12):
In the news is Pat Sajack because last Friday he
hosted his last Wheel of Foot.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, but sold his last vowel yes.
Speaker 14 (17:21):
He is the longest running TV game show host. They
hired him back in nineteen eighty one, and Ryan Seacrest
takes over in September. They worked ahead in the forty
nine at Seacrest is forty nine years old, and to
beat Pat Sajack's record, he will have to host Will
of Fortune beyond his ninety second first.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Believe that record be safe for a while.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
With AI, we might have a.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Whole new rhyme the right.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Caitlin Clark still in the news.
Speaker 14 (17:50):
You may have heard that she was not selected to
be a member of the twenty twenty four Olympic women's
basketball team. Two sources inside US Basketball Review field that
Caitlyn Clark's oversized popularity was a factor. The Olympic squad
compromised of are comprised of twelve best American players, and
the committee was worried that.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
It was compromised.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
I know, I did.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Look.
Speaker 14 (18:19):
The committee was worried how Clark's millions of fans would
react to what would likely be limited playing time on
a stacked roster. Ironically, they really didn't consider how Clark's
millions of fans would react to her being left on
the team roster.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
They had to come up with something. They gotta say something. Yeah,
don't tell the truth no matter what you do.
Speaker 14 (18:38):
Okay, Well, so Caitlyn took the high road, of course,
on Sunday, saying that her goal is to make the
squad for the twenty eight Los Angeles Olympics.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Class app I liked it better when the first thing
came out During the trials. She was on making a
run to the national championship playing college at Iowa. So
she didn't go to the tryouts of the Olympic team.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Oh that was a good story.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, they should have stuck with that.
Speaker 14 (19:05):
Good job, she told her coach Goes. They woke a monster.
So now she's like, I'm going to be on that roster,
so she'll work hard for it. In recent days, Jennifer
Lopez and Ben Affleck have stopped pretending to be a
couple of fighting for their marriage. According to TMZ, now
it looks like the two are just fighting, okay, just fighting.
(19:28):
TMZ is reporting that Benefer is clearly headed down the
path of divorce. They have put their twelve bedroom mansion
up for sale, sixty five million dollar mansion, and that
Ben moved into a rental months ago. We talked about
that and so. But her sources were saying that she
(19:49):
quit her concert not because of low ticket sales, but
because she really wanted to make this.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Man, you want to go home and get divorced.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Well, no, she really wanted to. She really she wanted
to make it, really wanted to make it worse.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Well, why does she go home? She should have stayed
on the road.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
Galler hardaway.
Speaker 11 (20:05):
I guess Apple.
Speaker 14 (20:07):
And Apples in the news, Randy, you know that they
finally joined the Artificial Intelligence Conversation.
Speaker 15 (20:13):
Well they were in it before, but now they've added
chat GPT yes as their their.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Engine for AI. And oh, everybody's up in arms.
Speaker 15 (20:22):
The guy from Tesla that I just I'm tired of
hearing his name, so I'm not going to speak his name.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Nuts anyway, he said he's Musky's.
Speaker 15 (20:34):
Now that they're doing that, he's considering banning iPhones from Tesla.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Is that as a result. For as a result, his
stock went down, Apples went up.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
What are you worried about in big money?
Speaker 14 (20:52):
Well, Apple did it again. They called their calling it
Apple intelligence. Just happens to have the same acronyms. Yes,
all right, And my last bit of information for you
is about Kate Middleton. US magazines reporting that Kate is
out of the public eye. She's been out of it
for six months and it seems like she's she's going
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to take a back seat.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
To her royal duties for good.
Speaker 14 (21:17):
So they don't know what's going on, like you know,
they're speculatingly. They don't know what shape she's in from
what treatments that she's getting, and still undisclosed as far
as what her cancer is. And I say, let the
poor woman be with her family and and get better.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
So that's right, Kate.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh boys don't matter when you come down to humanness.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
We're all people, all right, But thank you very much
for that report. All right, Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play wordy word.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I think I got my brain Engage one eight hundred,
making show you told free line, we'll get to come
contesting and play next.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
It's a big show on the radio. Over your Thursday,
June to thirteen.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Uh huh, today's feature dry for the big Shoe, big box.
Married man sings Dad to the bone their drinky words,
Dan Bone.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
It's the big Bogs the Big Show dot com click.
Speaker 10 (22:42):
Out on that context money can't getting We'll call you
had everybody's head about the bad that please?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
A wordy word and a worthy word. Let's meet a contestant.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
S We got Charles from Nashville, Tennesseega.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
More than Charles.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
Fella.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Welcome man, Bunny. Hey, we got Jimmy over and alters
oh claw home all. Good morning, Jimmy, good morning, how
you doing?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Were all so all right? Welcome boys. We got a
Tennessee Oklahoma match here. Jimmy, you're on team Taylor.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Honey.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Then Charles out of.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Music shitting with John Mall All right then, so Jimmy,
you and Taylor relax. Well, I'll have Taylor hold some
words up for me and Charles. Yes, do relax we Charles,
Let's see what we can do. Are you ready, buddy, Well, Charles,
(23:43):
are you on the speakerphone.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yes, sir, you might want to get off that because
sometimes it hangs a sleep it a little bit only
if you want a chance it.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I got you, I got you, all right, So here
we go there, all right, Taylor, what we got?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Put it up later? I'm ahead, does it well?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
My arms retired?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
All right? Starting to clock.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Now, this is a detergent. You spray on your shirt
and it takes a stain out.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
You make me?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, shout all right, they bury you in one of
these before they put you in the ground. Another word
for it, another word for it, yes, uh huh?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Blank out a cup of this milk? Blanket out for me.
I need one cup? One ounce?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
What is it? Yeah, measure? Uh huh. The opposite of
day is night. Uh huh uh.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Huh yeah uh okay.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Four on the board, Charles, good word? What I gave
you them, buddy. So now Jimmy and Tater for their
round one.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Okay you read a Jimmy, Yes, Sam.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Okay, and go all right.
Speaker 14 (24:52):
Someone works for you. They are your what Yes, you
go to school to do this? To blink?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
I blank?
Speaker 14 (25:01):
Yes, uh uh. The skies don't have any clouds. It's
a blank day. It's the winter.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
Yes. The opposite of fat is no fat?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Yeah, thick or what?
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (25:20):
You blank the back of your jeans.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Well, you all got a four and it is tied
up at the round one.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
All right, it in, Charles, let's go for a round two.
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Let's get it done.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Okay, start the clock now, go to tasty freeze in
order of banana. Yeah, that's it, okay, all right? Not
just good they are yeah, uh huh. Send me one
of these A machine used to copy and send right
to you. You don't use them much now because I
(25:59):
got no No, it's in your office. You should be
in your office. Not an email. You would have to
send this through the blank machine. Send me a blank what?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah? Come on, come on all right too on the
four we I don't think you're taking this too seriously.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
All right, Jimmy and Taylor? Two will tie, three, will win?
Table is set ready?
Speaker 14 (26:30):
Go? You did it through the phone? Yes, the opposite
of even oh wow, you walk up to on a clip.
You walk up to the blank and look over.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
That's the wind right there.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
That was the wind.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Dog gone to Charles.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
We came up a little short body, but we we'll
try again sometime.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
All right, hope you get that shut out with you. Yeah, Charles,
go ahead bout it.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I'm gonna tell you all these dumb guys I work
for you don't know how to download the listen to.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
You stupid coworkers.
Speaker 10 (27:12):
And Charles, obviously you have the better cell phone.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
You got it together.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You hang in there, Bud, great wrestling all day.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Thanks for taking us with you, Jimmy Redmax Prize back
head over the Altars, Oklahoma for your victory.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Congratulations, Why thank you?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
You go ahead, here's all my for sake, A few.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Brothers and my beautiful little wife Carol. Well you go,
presad you and yours. Listen to the Big Show. Good morning,
Big Shows on the radio. BIT request time right about
this time Monday through Friday for a Thursday bit request
from Truman Arkansas, Casey Lyles Rights. Can y'all play the
(27:57):
Playhouse with Old Joe yes weekend?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Casey, do it just for you coming up next?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
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Speaker 5 (29:09):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode one
hump or two. Our story opens in a US peacekeeping
out post in Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Ah jeesu and crackers. This is totally unacceptable. Look at
that picture. Can't you get it any.
Speaker 8 (29:27):
Cleartin a sorry general? That's the best I can do, right?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
We have eight, no eighth b all now so time,
and this is the best picture we can get.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
Out Cinemax, I'm afraid.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
So that's the one with the dirty movies too great,
Caesar Salad, What good is our class for spie satellite
receiver if we can't rig it to unscrambled movie channels.
I'll tell you this is a sorry way to run
an army. Excuse me, General Pellas, never come up behind.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I'm not very bad.
Speaker 15 (30:00):
I SIT's from the Pentagon Sair Air Force one was
returning from the economic summit in Moscow, right. They had
some sort of mechanical problems. They had to make an
emergency landing at outpost.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Bravo.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
He and Yelton probably ran out a lota. Bravo. They're
only a few miles from miles from here. Do they
need an emergency crew?
Speaker 15 (30:18):
Oh no, sir. The plane has touchdown just fine, but
they're going to take a few hours to do some repairs.
The President has asked if he could have a quick
tour of the base while he's here and waiting.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Like they give him a tour on my boot. God,
she's that pasty faced burger bender wants to come hunt
the soldier boys. Now, a boy, you must be in
bigger trouble back home than we saw.
Speaker 10 (30:41):
Now.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
So they're on their way right now.
Speaker 15 (30:43):
They should be here in about thirty minutes.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Well, don't just stand there, man, get moving, sir, Corporal.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
Brady, I, sir, Oh, for the love.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
If you couldn't make pie, you'd beat off this base
at a hard ayyy sir, what are you a pirate? Give
me that it's not agreeing with me? That pa all right, attention,
attention on personnel. That's the best offensient of the United States.
Speaker 16 (31:17):
It's on rook for a location, and we got a
half an hour to get this page in a TikTok shape.
This is not a drill, and gentleman, I expect teaching
everyone you treat the draft dodging, dope, smoking chases or
the respect it.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
But Fritz's office, I'm over your But a few minutes later.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
General Pillar, sir, the President is here. Great, I mean now,
welcome to out cost Delta. Mister President.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Good afternoon, General, thanks for letting us drop by like this. Hey,
I brought to you a little President. Hope you like cigars.
They were given to me by an old friend of mine.
They're Monica noodos.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
I mean, well, thank you very much, sir Brady Brady, Yes,
get rid of these and wash your hands when you're done,
both of them.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
General Pillars takes the President on a tour of the outposts.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Wow, wow. General.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I don't know much about all this military stuff, but
it looks like me you're doing a good job. Excuse me,
mister President. I just talked to the repair crew.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
They're going to have to fly some replacement parts in
from the US, but they're not going to be here
till morning, So it looks like we're going to be
kind of stuck here until then.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Oh, brother, I mean, mister President. As commander in chief
of the Armed Forces, you're more than welcome to spend
the night here, sir.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Spending the night here might be a very wise move
from a public relations standpoint.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
You know, the President hanging out with the grunts in
the desert. That would look very good on CNN.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That's a good point of luck the way you think.
What's your name, Genie, sir?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
So General, are you sure you've got room for us?
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Yes, sir, In fact, you can spend the night with
my ten. I'll bunk with the corporal Brady here. Don't
look at me like that, Brady. This is not going
to be a replay.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
In New Years.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Later that evening. Thank you again for your hospitality.
Speaker 10 (33:20):
General.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Uh, could I ask you a question? What's the story
on that righty looking old camel that's tied up behind
the mess hall.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
I thought the first lady didn't come with you.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
That's all that can. That's a good one.
Speaker 10 (33:34):
Hop fara, I feel free to you.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Oh you mean the real camel. Yeah, yeah, No, that's
old Jone, Sir.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Is uh he the company mascot.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Well, in a manner of speaking, you see, as you're seeing,
this is a pretty remote outpost. We got a very
large group of young men here with not much to
do in their off duty. That causes stress. We found
that the best way to relieve that stress is to
allow the men to relieve certainly biological needs on a
regular basis. And that's where old Joe comes in.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
General, I've done a lot of things in my life
that I'm not particularly proud of.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
But that's a long Listen, even I.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Have never been that hard up for entertainment. I'm a
pretty broad minded guy, but frankly, that's about the most
disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Excuse me, mister President. The CNN crew will be here
fairly early in the morning. You might want to think
about getting some sleep.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
That's probably a good idea things, Mike.
Speaker 6 (34:39):
Well, have a good night, sir. If you need anything,
I'll be right next door.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Thanks.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
I'm looking at me like that.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Bank right and night later around three am, General Pillars.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
Oh yes, mister prey rollover.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
President, could I talk to you for a second place?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Sorry?
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Anything wrong?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
No, no, no, it's just that well, I can't stop
thinking about something we talked about earlier tonight.
Speaker 6 (35:07):
That pie face.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
No, no, no, Helen, what are you.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Talking about, Harry Camel the camel?
Speaker 6 (35:14):
Oh Joe?
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, you know all that stuff you were saying about
relieving stress and biological needs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Well, believe it.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Or not, I have a lot of those same problems
right this moment.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
Don't look at me like that. I'll take my chest.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
No, I was well, I was wondering if I could
borrow Old Joe for a few minutes. Wink, wink, nod, nod.
I'm sure, go ahead listen, But could you do me
a favor? Would you mind very much if I brought
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Old Joe inside the tent?
Speaker 6 (35:59):
So this is how it works in about ways inside
the tent.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Just so we could have a little prophecy. I would
really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Uh, sir, I got the whole law.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
I suppose that would be possible.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Thank you, Thank you, General.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
I'll take care of it right away. Corbor Brady yes, sir, Yes, sir,
the President's in the mode for a little lef entertainment. No, no,
I'll put the grasskirk back. Please bring old Joe ron
to put him in my tent, in your tent, but sir,
ready to shut up? Yes, sir, but the President.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I think I should tell you General, I'd rather not
talk about this if you don't mind, and I hope
I can count on your discretion in this matter. Oh wow,
here's old Joe now all right, thanks Brady, see you
freaks in a few minutes.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Leads Old Joe into the tent as the General and
the corporal wait outside.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Oh Joe.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Two minutes later, Well I was pretty twisted, but actually
not half bad.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
Thanks, General, I can get rid of not a problems there.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
So tell me armed the enlisted men kind of you know,
embarrassed about old Joe?
Speaker 6 (37:48):
Well, actually no, no, why not? Well usually the men
just ride him into town.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
We hope youve a joint John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Tune in again next time when we'll hear Akhmed the
camel merchant say hey, big man, let.
Speaker 17 (38:13):
Me hold it out.
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Good morning, big shows on the radio.
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Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
Father Son Talk. As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp
and his son I.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Said, Ricky be sharp, Kenny, can you tell tainter's running
the sound effects?
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (39:13):
As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp and his son
Ricky F are shopping at the Health Genie Discount drug
store in Doping, Alabama.
Speaker 10 (39:26):
I think all the clerks are on break, all the
cash registers and whatnot. You just seem to disappear.
Speaker 8 (39:34):
Crying Donny, Hello, Hello over here.
Speaker 10 (39:37):
You goofy little pot liquor.
Speaker 8 (39:38):
Hey, daddy, Daddy, will you buy this for me?
Speaker 10 (39:41):
Hey Daddy, d Dandy? You got it? Shut the hell up?
Let me see it. Man buld deodorate body scrape. Well,
you are at the age where you start to gett
a little gumy by the end of the day. How
much you uh? Nine dollars? Set of it? Nine dollars?
What the hell's in't it? Eight dollars?
Speaker 8 (40:02):
Come on, Danny, I'm taking bacon sol The movie's from
bart Hot. I want to get my swear of hold.
Speaker 10 (40:09):
Well well well, the youngest of the Sharp men is
finally taking an interest in the opposite sex.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
Huh, here doing Big Danny.
Speaker 10 (40:16):
Don't don't call me big Daddy out the puppet. Did
coach Cleve at school give you all the talk yet,
the one about the emergens and the bees and the
cooties and the fleas and what not?
Speaker 8 (40:30):
Oh yeah, we learned all that stuff last year?
Speaker 10 (40:33):
Uh huh? Did it do you any good? You ain't
been getting grubby with old Becky, have you not? Yet?
Speaker 8 (40:38):
But I'm working on it.
Speaker 10 (40:42):
I mean, so listen, boy, your mom and me think
you are to wait till you're married to do that
kind of stuff. But man, that you got that same
red hot blood all the shirts is born. I know
that's probably gonna be a long shot. Yep, So follow me.
Speaker 8 (41:01):
Where are we going?
Speaker 10 (41:02):
I'll number five? Family Planet and Sexual Help. You ever
seen these are four? I don't think so? Just in time, Ricky,
This here is what you call a pup. The plip
popping bump. Pop Satura had some damn Greek word I
(41:22):
can't pronounce. I wish I'll run to pop Populace was here,
he'd know how to say it. Anyway. This little rascal
here prevents the spread of diseases, and uh whatnot? And uh,
if you don't score, you can make a hell of
a water blue now. And if you're gonna be Tom
Catton right here with a little bit of hot pants,
you need to have one of these with you at
(41:43):
all times. To make sure you do. I'm gonna buy
your first pack for you right here now.
Speaker 8 (41:47):
Yeah, has a lot of different CODs. Uh, which one
should we get?
Speaker 10 (41:53):
I just to hear a small box here says what
they call the beginner pack. Got two in it, one
for Friday night, one for Saturday night.
Speaker 8 (42:02):
How about that dun's on to it.
Speaker 10 (42:04):
There is the newlywed pack. It's got seven in it,
one for every night of the week, Monday through Sunday.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
Ah, how about that great old big box out the bottom.
Speaker 10 (42:13):
Let's see here. Oh that's the married couple's pack. It's
got twelve of them.
Speaker 8 (42:18):
Minute wow, twelve huh yeah, one.
Speaker 10 (42:21):
For January, one for February, one for March.
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Thursday, Happy Thursday.
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Nina.
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You agree or disagree?
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What do you think she's right?
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Wrong?
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And we'll get.
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love flies out the window when something comes in the door.
When what comes in your wife?
Speaker 7 (01:51):
When jealousy comes in the door, John.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Is, a jealousy comes in the door, love flies out
the window. Nina, ask yourself now all the things that
could come through that door. As Tater got the right
thing you've got to ask yourself that before you agree
or disagree, or she's got the right thing on.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
So jealousy agreed?
Speaker 8 (02:17):
I am absolutely myself, and I think jealousy sounds really good.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
But I'm gonna say when another man walks in?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, all right, So you don't have to give the
correct answer of what walks in? Oh okay, you just
agree or disagree with Tatter's answer. She said jealousy. So
you are disagreed? Am I correct?
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I am? And that was the thing to do.
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Yes, is poverty when it comes to the money.
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Poverty comes in, not a wife or another man, Poverty
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There you go, all right, there you go, Nina, you
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Marcy Albert Einstein is our category friend.
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Okay, so oh.
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Albert Einstein once reflected that in his entire life he
had only two really good ones.
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Two really good.
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Watch, two really good doodoos. He like, you want to
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Speaker 2 (03:40):
Einstein only had two really good ideas, according to him
and Tater Nina, do you agree or disagree?
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Oh?
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I know Tatter's right about that one.
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Okay, So agree and agree is good work.
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Speaker 8 (06:22):
Oh Lucy lousey, Hello, I'm had hair, Ricky.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
Listen, I'm off to ruts of barage. I'll be back
in a couple hours.
Speaker 11 (06:34):
Where are you going?
Speaker 10 (06:35):
Best Buy? I gotta return to Lucy Day's new iPhone.
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Return it. What's wrong with it?
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Nothing? She just don't want it. They got a forty
eight hours return policy, So I'm off to cancel a
contract and get our money back.
Speaker 11 (06:48):
She's been after you for a month to buy her
a new fold.
Speaker 10 (06:52):
I also got a run by carmacks. See what they
give us for the Toyota?
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Whoa?
Speaker 11 (06:55):
Now what you're selling Lucy's car too?
Speaker 10 (06:58):
Yep, looked like you and me. She had made our
last car payment. Oh and by the way, our last
college tuition payment too. She ain't going back to school
next month.
Speaker 12 (07:06):
She's dropping out of college, but she's almost got enough
credits to graduate.
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Hey, honey, I don't make the news. I just report it.
Oh and she's moving out of the house first thing
in the morning.
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Look, let me get this straight. She told you to
return her to iPhone, and she told you to sell
her car. She's not going back to college, and she's
moving out of the house.
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She really said.
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All this, well, not in so many words. What she
really said was me and my new boyfriend. You Hammond
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What am I doing well when I'm not hanging up
on right thing fat boy and trying to cure babs
of her terminal blondness. I'm listening to my two favorite
straight white Southern points, John Boyant Billie on the Big Show.
Oh Marcel Jeff stop. No, I won't tell Randy you said, hello.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Good morning, Big showing the radio in doing Father's Day weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
You got another bonus stop Tad Lisz.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Well, just in time for Father's Day. Here they are
Top ten more things you'll never hear your dad say.
Number ten. For goodness sakes, could somebody in this house
please turn some more lights on? Number nine? Hey, what
time does Real Housewives of Atlanta come on?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Number eight?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
I tell you today's rock and roll is way better
than that crap we used to listen here. Number seven, Son,
you're fifteen years old. I think it's about time you
got out there and got a tattoo. Number six, Hey,
I'll be happy just as long as he grows up
and be as big a fruitcake as his swishy uncle Todd.
(15:17):
Number five, Hey, let's burn one on the back porch
before mom gets back. Number four, No, I don't want
to meet your new boyfriend. The less I know about him,
the better. Number three. I'm just happier moving back home.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I wouldn't dream of charging you rent.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Number two.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Listen up, Buster. As long as you live in my house,
you're going to live by a very flexible set of
rules based almost entirely.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
In your own personal preferences.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Okay, and the number one thing Dad will never say,
Caitlin Jenner, I'd hit that.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Good Morning, got the big se on the radio coming up.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
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prize packed. It includes a mount Olive hat, T shirt
and a three pack of pickle juicers. It's the number
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since nineteen twenty six. At the corner of Cucumber and Vine,
I sat the same corner down the road where a
gout of hold a hole of that cute corner and vine.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I was trying to do the love post so waiting.
I was begging for it.
Speaker 10 (16:38):
I wanted to come. I felt bad for you.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh Donna jump into love Potion number nine song. It
was tell Tator yesterday new Not well, No, I'll go
back to another corner in a minute.
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All right, let's just to tell you what.
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the batter when you hit the Big Show dot com.
Why I'll play for ten minutes right now, It's time
for Taylor Tayman News Near Zachgirl, Marsa, Tator, Morian Well Howdy.
Speaker 14 (17:12):
In the news is Pat Sajack because last Friday he
hosted his last Wheel of Foot.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, but sold his last vowel yes.
Speaker 14 (17:21):
He is the longest running TV game show host. They
hired him back in nineteen eighty one, and Ryan Seacrest
takes over in September. They worked ahead in the forty
nine at Seacrest is forty nine years old, and to
beat Pat Sajack's record, he will have to host Will
of Fortune beyond his ninety second first.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Believe that record be safe for a while.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
With AI, we might have a.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Whole new rhyme the right.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Caitlin Clark still in the news.
Speaker 14 (17:50):
You may have heard that she was not selected to
be a member of the twenty twenty four Olympic women's
basketball team. Two sources inside US Basketball Review field that
Caitlyn Clark's oversized popularity was a factor. The Olympic squad
compromised of are comprised of twelve best American players, and
the committee was worried that.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
It was compromised.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
I know, I did.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Look.
Speaker 14 (18:19):
The committee was worried how Clark's millions of fans would
react to what would likely be limited playing time on
a stacked roster. Ironically, they really didn't consider how Clark's
millions of fans would react to her being left on
the team roster.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
They had to come up with something. They gotta say something. Yeah,
don't tell the truth no matter what you do.
Speaker 14 (18:38):
Okay, Well, so Caitlyn took the high road, of course,
on Sunday, saying that her goal is to make the
squad for the twenty eight Los Angeles Olympics.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Class app I liked it better when the first thing
came out During the trials. She was on making a
run to the national championship playing college at Iowa. So
she didn't go to the tryouts of the Olympic team.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Oh that was a good story.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, they should have stuck with that.
Speaker 14 (19:05):
Good job, she told her coach Goes. They woke a monster.
So now she's like, I'm going to be on that roster,
so she'll work hard for it. In recent days, Jennifer
Lopez and Ben Affleck have stopped pretending to be a
couple of fighting for their marriage. According to TMZ, now
it looks like the two are just fighting, okay, just fighting.
(19:28):
TMZ is reporting that Benefer is clearly headed down the
path of divorce. They have put their twelve bedroom mansion
up for sale, sixty five million dollar mansion, and that
Ben moved into a rental months ago. We talked about
that and so. But her sources were saying that she
(19:49):
quit her concert not because of low ticket sales, but
because she really wanted to make this.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Man, you want to go home and get divorced.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Well, no, she really wanted to. She really she wanted
to make it, really wanted to make it worse.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Well, why does she go home? She should have stayed
on the road.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
Galler hardaway.
Speaker 11 (20:05):
I guess Apple.
Speaker 14 (20:07):
And Apples in the news, Randy, you know that they
finally joined the Artificial Intelligence Conversation.
Speaker 15 (20:13):
Well they were in it before, but now they've added
chat GPT yes as their their.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Engine for AI. And oh, everybody's up in arms.
Speaker 15 (20:22):
The guy from Tesla that I just I'm tired of
hearing his name, so I'm not going to speak his name.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Nuts anyway, he said he's Musky's.
Speaker 15 (20:34):
Now that they're doing that, he's considering banning iPhones from Tesla.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Is that as a result. For as a result, his
stock went down, Apples went up.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
What are you worried about in big money?
Speaker 14 (20:52):
Well, Apple did it again. They called their calling it
Apple intelligence. Just happens to have the same acronyms. Yes,
all right, And my last bit of information for you
is about Kate Middleton. US magazines reporting that Kate is
out of the public eye. She's been out of it
for six months and it seems like she's she's going
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to take a back seat.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
To her royal duties for good.
Speaker 14 (21:17):
So they don't know what's going on, like you know,
they're speculatingly. They don't know what shape she's in from
what treatments that she's getting, and still undisclosed as far
as what her cancer is. And I say, let the
poor woman be with her family and and get better.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
So that's right, Kate.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh boys don't matter when you come down to humanness.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
We're all people, all right, But thank you very much
for that report. All right, Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play wordy word.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I think I got my brain Engage one eight hundred,
making show you told free line, we'll get to come
contesting and play next.
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June to thirteen.
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Uh huh, today's feature dry for the big Shoe, big box.
Married man sings Dad to the bone their drinky words,
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Speaker 10 (22:42):
Out on that context money can't getting We'll call you
had everybody's head about the bad that please?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
A wordy word and a worthy word. Let's meet a contestant.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
S We got Charles from Nashville, Tennesseega.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
More than Charles.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
Fella.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Welcome man, Bunny. Hey, we got Jimmy over and alters
oh claw home all. Good morning, Jimmy, good morning, how
you doing?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Were all so all right? Welcome boys. We got a
Tennessee Oklahoma match here. Jimmy, you're on team Taylor.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Honey.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Then Charles out of.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Music shitting with John Mall All right then, so Jimmy,
you and Taylor relax. Well, I'll have Taylor hold some
words up for me and Charles. Yes, do relax we Charles,
Let's see what we can do. Are you ready, buddy, Well, Charles,
(23:43):
are you on the speakerphone.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yes, sir, you might want to get off that because
sometimes it hangs a sleep it a little bit only
if you want a chance it.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I got you, I got you, all right, So here
we go there, all right, Taylor, what we got?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Put it up later? I'm ahead, does it well?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
My arms retired?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
All right? Starting to clock.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Now, this is a detergent. You spray on your shirt
and it takes a stain out.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
You make me?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, shout all right, they bury you in one of
these before they put you in the ground. Another word
for it, another word for it, yes, uh huh?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Blank out a cup of this milk? Blanket out for me.
I need one cup? One ounce?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
What is it? Yeah, measure? Uh huh. The opposite of
day is night. Uh huh uh.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Huh yeah uh okay.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Four on the board, Charles, good word? What I gave
you them, buddy. So now Jimmy and Tater for their
round one.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Okay you read a Jimmy, Yes, Sam.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Okay, and go all right.
Speaker 14 (24:52):
Someone works for you. They are your what Yes, you
go to school to do this? To blink?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
I blank?
Speaker 14 (25:01):
Yes, uh uh. The skies don't have any clouds. It's
a blank day. It's the winter.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
Yes. The opposite of fat is no fat?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Yeah, thick or what?
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (25:20):
You blank the back of your jeans.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Well, you all got a four and it is tied
up at the round one.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
All right, it in, Charles, let's go for a round two.
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Let's get it done.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Okay, start the clock now, go to tasty freeze in
order of banana. Yeah, that's it, okay, all right? Not
just good they are yeah, uh huh. Send me one
of these A machine used to copy and send right
to you. You don't use them much now because I
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got no No, it's in your office. You should be
in your office. Not an email. You would have to
send this through the blank machine. Send me a blank what?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah? Come on, come on all right too on the
four we I don't think you're taking this too seriously.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
All right, Jimmy and Taylor? Two will tie, three, will win?
Table is set ready?
Speaker 14 (26:30):
Go? You did it through the phone? Yes, the opposite
of even oh wow, you walk up to on a clip.
You walk up to the blank and look over.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
That's the wind right there.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
That was the wind.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Dog gone to Charles.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
We came up a little short body, but we we'll
try again sometime.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
All right, hope you get that shut out with you. Yeah, Charles,
go ahead bout it.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I'm gonna tell you all these dumb guys I work
for you don't know how to download the listen to.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
You stupid coworkers.
Speaker 10 (27:12):
And Charles, obviously you have the better cell phone.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
You got it together.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You hang in there, Bud, great wrestling all day.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Thanks for taking us with you, Jimmy Redmax Prize back
head over the Altars, Oklahoma for your victory.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Congratulations, Why thank you?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
You go ahead, here's all my for sake, A few.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Brothers and my beautiful little wife Carol. Well you go,
presad you and yours. Listen to the Big Show. Good morning,
Big Shows on the radio. BIT request time right about
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Playhouse with Old Joe yes weekend?
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Hit us up on the John boynmilly Facebook page. That's
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There are some other fan John Boynbilly sites, but if
you request that, we might not see it. You know
that's a fan run websites. We appreciate y'all doing that.
Speaker 15 (28:54):
Yes, it's fun, ours, actually, says the official on it.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Okay, they're not allowed to use the official.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
At Casey lwles out of Truman arm. It's all figured
it out, got his request in, let's do it.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode one
hump or two. Our story opens in a US peacekeeping
out post in Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Ah jeesu and crackers. This is totally unacceptable. Look at
that picture. Can't you get it any.
Speaker 8 (29:27):
Cleartin a sorry general? That's the best I can do, right?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
We have eight, no eighth b all now so time,
and this is the best picture we can get.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
Out Cinemax, I'm afraid.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
So that's the one with the dirty movies too great,
Caesar Salad, What good is our class for spie satellite
receiver if we can't rig it to unscrambled movie channels.
I'll tell you this is a sorry way to run
an army. Excuse me, General Pellas, never come up behind.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I'm not very bad.
Speaker 15 (30:00):
I SIT's from the Pentagon Sair Air Force one was
returning from the economic summit in Moscow, right. They had
some sort of mechanical problems. They had to make an
emergency landing at outpost.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Bravo.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
He and Yelton probably ran out a lota. Bravo. They're
only a few miles from miles from here. Do they
need an emergency crew?
Speaker 15 (30:18):
Oh no, sir. The plane has touchdown just fine, but
they're going to take a few hours to do some repairs.
The President has asked if he could have a quick
tour of the base while he's here and waiting.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Like they give him a tour on my boot. God,
she's that pasty faced burger bender wants to come hunt
the soldier boys. Now, a boy, you must be in
bigger trouble back home than we saw.
Speaker 10 (30:41):
Now.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
So they're on their way right now.
Speaker 15 (30:43):
They should be here in about thirty minutes.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Well, don't just stand there, man, get moving, sir, Corporal.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
Brady, I, sir, Oh, for the love.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
If you couldn't make pie, you'd beat off this base
at a hard ayyy sir, what are you a pirate? Give
me that it's not agreeing with me? That pa all right, attention,
attention on personnel. That's the best offensient of the United States.
Speaker 16 (31:17):
It's on rook for a location, and we got a
half an hour to get this page in a TikTok shape.
This is not a drill, and gentleman, I expect teaching
everyone you treat the draft dodging, dope, smoking chases or
the respect it.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
But Fritz's office, I'm over your But a few minutes later.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
General Pillar, sir, the President is here. Great, I mean now,
welcome to out cost Delta. Mister President.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Good afternoon, General, thanks for letting us drop by like this. Hey,
I brought to you a little President. Hope you like cigars.
They were given to me by an old friend of mine.
They're Monica noodos.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
I mean, well, thank you very much, sir Brady Brady, Yes,
get rid of these and wash your hands when you're done,
both of them.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
General Pillars takes the President on a tour of the outposts.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Wow, wow. General.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I don't know much about all this military stuff, but
it looks like me you're doing a good job. Excuse me,
mister President. I just talked to the repair crew.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
They're going to have to fly some replacement parts in
from the US, but they're not going to be here
till morning, So it looks like we're going to be
kind of stuck here until then.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Oh, brother, I mean, mister President. As commander in chief
of the Armed Forces, you're more than welcome to spend
the night here, sir.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Spending the night here might be a very wise move
from a public relations standpoint.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
You know, the President hanging out with the grunts in
the desert. That would look very good on CNN.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That's a good point of luck the way you think.
What's your name, Genie, sir?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
So General, are you sure you've got room for us?
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Yes, sir, In fact, you can spend the night with
my ten. I'll bunk with the corporal Brady here. Don't
look at me like that, Brady. This is not going
to be a replay.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
In New Years.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Later that evening. Thank you again for your hospitality.
Speaker 10 (33:20):
General.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Uh, could I ask you a question? What's the story
on that righty looking old camel that's tied up behind
the mess hall.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
I thought the first lady didn't come with you.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
That's all that can. That's a good one.
Speaker 10 (33:34):
Hop fara, I feel free to you.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
Oh you mean the real camel. Yeah, yeah, No, that's
old Jone, Sir.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Is uh he the company mascot.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Well, in a manner of speaking, you see, as you're seeing,
this is a pretty remote outpost. We got a very
large group of young men here with not much to
do in their off duty. That causes stress. We found
that the best way to relieve that stress is to
allow the men to relieve certainly biological needs on a
regular basis. And that's where old Joe comes in.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
General, I've done a lot of things in my life
that I'm not particularly proud of.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
But that's a long Listen, even I.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Have never been that hard up for entertainment. I'm a
pretty broad minded guy, but frankly, that's about the most
disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Excuse me, mister President. The CNN crew will be here
fairly early in the morning. You might want to think
about getting some sleep.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
That's probably a good idea things, Mike.
Speaker 6 (34:39):
Well, have a good night, sir. If you need anything,
I'll be right next door.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Thanks.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
I'm looking at me like that.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Bank right and night later around three am, General Pillars.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
Oh yes, mister prey rollover.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
President, could I talk to you for a second place?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Sorry?
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Anything wrong?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
No, no, no, it's just that well, I can't stop
thinking about something we talked about earlier tonight.
Speaker 6 (35:07):
That pie face.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
No, no, no, Helen, what are you.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Talking about, Harry Camel the camel?
Speaker 6 (35:14):
Oh Joe?
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, you know all that stuff you were saying about
relieving stress and biological needs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Well, believe it.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Or not, I have a lot of those same problems
right this moment.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
Don't look at me like that. I'll take my chest.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
No, I was well, I was wondering if I could
borrow Old Joe for a few minutes. Wink, wink, nod, nod.
I'm sure, go ahead listen, But could you do me
a favor? Would you mind very much if I brought
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Old Joe inside the tent?
Speaker 6 (35:59):
So this is how it works in about ways inside
the tent.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Just so we could have a little prophecy. I would
really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Uh, sir, I got the whole law.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
I suppose that would be possible.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Thank you, Thank you, General.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
I'll take care of it right away. Corbor Brady yes, sir, Yes, sir,
the President's in the mode for a little lef entertainment. No, no,
I'll put the grasskirk back. Please bring old Joe ron
to put him in my tent, in your tent, but sir,
ready to shut up? Yes, sir, but the President.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I think I should tell you General, I'd rather not
talk about this if you don't mind, and I hope
I can count on your discretion in this matter. Oh wow,
here's old Joe now all right, thanks Brady, see you
freaks in a few minutes.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Leads Old Joe into the tent as the General and
the corporal wait outside.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Oh Joe.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Two minutes later, Well I was pretty twisted, but actually
not half bad.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
Thanks, General, I can get rid of not a problems there.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
So tell me armed the enlisted men kind of you know,
embarrassed about old Joe?
Speaker 6 (37:48):
Well, actually no, no, why not? Well usually the men
just ride him into town.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
We hope youve a joint John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Tune in again next time when we'll hear Akhmed the
camel merchant say hey, big man, let.
Speaker 17 (38:13):
Me hold it out.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Good morning, big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
A few more minutes make way for the podcast they
all bet that say right now action.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
Father Son Talk. As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp
and his son I.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Said, Ricky be sharp, Kenny, can you tell tainter's running
the sound effects?
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (39:13):
As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp and his son
Ricky F are shopping at the Health Genie Discount drug
store in Doping, Alabama.
Speaker 10 (39:26):
I think all the clerks are on break, all the
cash registers and whatnot. You just seem to disappear.
Speaker 8 (39:34):
Crying Donny, Hello, Hello over here.
Speaker 10 (39:37):
You goofy little pot liquor.
Speaker 8 (39:38):
Hey, daddy, Daddy, will you buy this for me?
Speaker 10 (39:41):
Hey Daddy, d Dandy? You got it? Shut the hell up?
Let me see it. Man buld deodorate body scrape. Well,
you are at the age where you start to gett
a little gumy by the end of the day. How
much you uh? Nine dollars? Set of it? Nine dollars?
What the hell's in't it? Eight dollars?
Speaker 8 (40:02):
Come on, Danny, I'm taking bacon sol The movie's from
bart Hot. I want to get my swear of hold.
Speaker 10 (40:09):
Well well well, the youngest of the Sharp men is
finally taking an interest in the opposite sex.
Speaker 8 (40:14):
Huh, here doing Big Danny.
Speaker 10 (40:16):
Don't don't call me big Daddy out the puppet. Did
coach Cleve at school give you all the talk yet,
the one about the emergens and the bees and the
cooties and the fleas and what not?
Speaker 8 (40:30):
Oh yeah, we learned all that stuff last year?
Speaker 10 (40:33):
Uh huh? Did it do you any good? You ain't
been getting grubby with old Becky, have you not? Yet?
Speaker 8 (40:38):
But I'm working on it.
Speaker 10 (40:42):
I mean, so listen, boy, your mom and me think
you are to wait till you're married to do that
kind of stuff. But man, that you got that same
red hot blood all the shirts is born. I know
that's probably gonna be a long shot. Yep, So follow me.
Speaker 8 (41:01):
Where are we going?
Speaker 10 (41:02):
I'll number five? Family Planet and Sexual Help. You ever
seen these are four? I don't think so? Just in time, Ricky,
This here is what you call a pup. The plip
popping bump. Pop Satura had some damn Greek word I
(41:22):
can't pronounce. I wish I'll run to pop Populace was here,
he'd know how to say it. Anyway. This little rascal
here prevents the spread of diseases, and uh whatnot? And uh,
if you don't score, you can make a hell of
a water blue now. And if you're gonna be Tom
Catton right here with a little bit of hot pants,
you need to have one of these with you at
(41:43):
all times. To make sure you do. I'm gonna buy
your first pack for you right here now.
Speaker 8 (41:47):
Yeah, has a lot of different CODs. Uh, which one
should we get?
Speaker 10 (41:53):
I just to hear a small box here says what
they call the beginner pack. Got two in it, one
for Friday night, one for Saturday night.
Speaker 8 (42:02):
How about that dun's on to it.
Speaker 10 (42:04):
There is the newlywed pack. It's got seven in it,
one for every night of the week, Monday through Sunday.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
Ah, how about that great old big box out the bottom.
Speaker 10 (42:13):
Let's see here. Oh that's the married couple's pack. It's
got twelve of them.
Speaker 8 (42:18):
Minute wow, twelve huh yeah, one.
Speaker 10 (42:21):
For January, one for February, one for March.
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Speaker 10 (42:32):
Oh hell, then lets you go a sack, amen, George,
and go home?
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Speaker 4 (42:36):
Next time? Over?
Speaker 5 (42:37):
Hear the crusty old ticket taker at Dothan Cinema twenty Tuesday.
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