February 13, 2025 • 40 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, if you’ve always wanted to sing the National Anthem at the start of the big game, we’ve got just the school for you.. - Ricky B. Sharpe and company roll out the new jingle for the Pizza Runt restaurants.. - The Crocodile Stalker goes on the hunt for the 6-Fingered Cave Ape.. - Mark Packer has a painfully true review for last weekend’s big game.. - Oliver has a few things to say about John Boy’s dog, Pearl.. - and Sherman Pratt will wrap things up with some Valentine’s advice for kids…
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good morning. It's a Big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Boy Sherman proud on Valentine's Day feature track talking about
Sherman playing base for Shive Mother Mary, my new favorite
Southern rock bands. We turn it over to the next generation. Well,
there's single Make It Out, a live recorded live at
Saturn six Studios in Atlanta, Georgia. We got the video
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for that of YouTube dot com slash Jive Mother Mary.
You find a link on the Big Show Facebook page
about our Knoxville listeners. Make sure to catch them live
the shed on February twenty eighth and you follow them
all was on Facebook and Instagram. A job, Mother Mary.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Y'all bulls getting good. So the rock coming in there
right now there get I flyne.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Front and centaur Hi un, let's me not contestant. Kevin
out of Greenville, South Carolina. Good morning, Kevin, Good morning,
John Boy, Hello body bos.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Well, Gavin.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
We're gonna ask Data some questions. She will answer you
agree or disagree, and get two bells before two buzzers
and you win a big old bull snot prize bag.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Hi, I'm gonna win a big old bucket or something,
John Boy.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Like.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, the two let's go all right, Taylor.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
According according to the legend, he crossed America's open spaces,
sewing his seeds and giving them to others, but always
moving on.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Who was he? Who was he?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Wilt Chamberlain, Oh God, that is John Henry, John John Henry,
John No, John Henry, Johnny John.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Kevin. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
John?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Being the historical expert that I am, I'm gonna have
to disagree on that.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh, okay, you disagreeing? And yeah, you know what you're
talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You know who it was? Kevin?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Johnny Applesey, You are right, Johnny Applesey.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Hey, we did I know what some were playing against historians.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Y'all just hold the applause and move on.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I want to see Taylor knows who John Henry was. Yeah,
John Henry, I know he was.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
He.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
He thought he was the one that spread the seed everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh you thought he was? Yeah? John Henry was the
railroad man. You know, he drove the spikes and it
was a big bad John. Yeah, an was. Oh look
at you. Now, where were the answers? Now? It was
(03:24):
all about Kevin? Here, Kevin, one bell, one more. Let
these nice people go.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Yeah, Tyler old superstition says, if you dream you are
sleeping in a stranger's bed, it means something means.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
What it means, you're a tramp.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
There's just dreaming that you're strangers, but you're dreaming of
being a dream about me.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Let's talk about you.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
The old superstition means you're about to be rich.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You're about to be rich, Kevin, agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Well, being the super expert, I'm gonna have to just
free on that one too.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So you're disagreeing on that one too. And that was
a little rounding individual And do you know what it means, Kevin?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
It means I want a big old bucket of bull side.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
By the way, it doesn't better.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
You'll you'll get married soon and the bed won't be
strange anymore.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Okay, why did we need to play beat the Kevin?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
What we need more of that?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
But y'all sit on the side of there talking amongst yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Kevin's got things. We'll put you with Jack and get
you bulls.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Not headed down to Greenville, go work cam Water May
hour top of you knew where we were playing, about
twenty minutes away.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
From Acts and Night the day before.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Valentine good morning, big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Still searching for that next wonder drug.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I've all always had an active lifestyle, but it's been
harder to keep up lately. I've noticed I seem to
have vague, nonspecific mood changes or minor pain in a
specific area. At first, I thought I was just getting older,
but my doctor said it might be vague newly created,
non specific medical condition, which may indeed be caused by
(06:20):
just getting older. Some studies say vague newly created non
specific medical condition may affect as many as number large
enough to sound serious, but not so large as to
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about new prescription medication. Doctor is receiving powerful incentives to promote,
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including free samples, complimentary meals and vacations, and various swag
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it's just what I needed, and you know what, he
was right. New prescription medication is not a cure for vague,
(07:05):
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New prescription medication is not for everyone. Possible side effects
include minor pains are irritations that could be caused by
just about anything. Less than two percent of patients report
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(07:25):
being medicated. Some patients experience off the wall side effects
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escalation of the exact symptoms the drug is designed to
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prevent in the first place, such as an antidepressant that
makes you want to kill yourself and what's up with that?
Do not take new prescription medication if you take other
much more useful prescription medication, as it may cause a
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(08:07):
Contact your doctor immediately. If you experience a sudden desire
to wear orange crocs, be sure to tell you doctor.
If you take prescription medications for actual, non made up diseases.
Do not use new prescription medication if you are or
plan to anything involving a boner ask your doctor if
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new prescription medication is right for you. New prescription medication
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use only as directed.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio about twenty minutes
away from Tatter and Taman News. Right now, it's time
to axe heite, Yo.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Hold on pack, don't leave the stack girl alone.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
But if you're getting any play, I like some.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Of those little cheetos, the fried one's not the puffy
one had a boy. Welcome to axe Iche, the place
to go for all the four one one you need
for all yall what you call intro personal relation of ships.
Dig this, dear ike, I've been listening a long time.
(09:49):
Great stuff. You've talked about Valentine's Day in the past,
but I don't think you addressed what not to do
for your Valentine?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Do you have a list of no nos? Just curry
us bread from Myrtle Beach deal bread.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Thank you for the appreciation of my solid goldosity and
the advisory departed. Yeah, valin tried is a tricky situation.
You probably know all the dudes, but there's a damn
long listerine a dunces.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Let me preach on it now.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Bros tend to either overdudit or underdodit kindly. It dependifize
on how long you've been together. Now, if the romanticals
is new, tak her to dinner. You know they'll have
something she likes at the Silver Corral. That's like the
Golden Corral, but they never say quite where the meat
come from. Have you've been dating a few months and
(10:44):
she giving you that good loving sealed the deal by
taking her someplace nice? Applebee's makes them weakner knees. I
guarantee emphasis.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
On teas ha ha.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
If you don't want to tie on the feedbag, try
some sort of gift now. But whatever you do, don't
give her makeup. Never she'll think you think she ugly,
and that's all you ever gonna hear about until you
finally lose it and say, yes, damn it, you ugly
as the inside of a button, and then that's wasted money.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Never give jewelry, no matter what it is.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
You could give that skeezer the Bob Hope diamond and
she'll be off.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Is this the biggest thing they had?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Man?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
What's up with dad?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Man?
Speaker 7 (11:28):
In the end, give us something that you like, so
when she throws it back at you, you can use it.
Oh you throw these high end pork rides back in
my face.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
The quick and easily gift is lingerie. But this can
also be what you call problematical. Now, if she'd a
big girl, you gots to tread lightly, my brother, First,
don't give her g string?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Why well to put it delicacy. This is also a
gift for you.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
And if you can't see the gift, what good is
the gift? You getting ready for romance and you got
to spend fifteen twenty minutes lifting this and moving that.
That's fleshing us around just to get a gangab No, no, no, no, no,
not talking about a large girl.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Large girls are not high maintainance.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
I'm talking big girls, big girls. I got big girl
in the news that couldn't fit in the car. What's
her name, Tata Dank the moss. Take the moss, should
change your name to Tank the moose. So now she's
sueing the car company. Seemed to me it's a setup.
Row didn't know he was gonna have to show up
with a dump trunk. If that's your girlfriend, would you
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buy her lingerade day?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Diggy to day.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
And you sure wouldn't buy her them eatable undergarmatizers.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I mean drawers that size. That's a damn meal and
it's mostly sugar.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
You're gonna finish that, you'll wind up in one of
them what you called diametric commas. So the choice is yours,
my main man Brett, You're gonna do fine. No need
to sweat, Just use your head and get the right
gift to have a great Valentine's without getting stiffed.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
But if your heifer.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Is picky, ungrateful and crash, make sure her gift is
a boot and a crack of her ass.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
This is ike peace out. If you want a axy
mail to axe Hey big show p.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
O box one nine one one one Charlotte did see
two eight two one nine.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Tank the Moose. You're welcome. It's a big show on
your radio. Thanks for joining us this morning. Oh I
love all old fine big s Crown Radio Man.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Wall A Winch cousin, Brusie walt Man, Jack.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yawn Boy and belly a job boy Ben had only
two white men have made me more? Whoa I be?
Speaker 7 (14:04):
No barnum Wow, you'll limp back walk over for your
limp back.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
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(14:53):
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Speaker 1 (15:23):
Good morning, I got the Big Show on the radio.
Coming up.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
We play wordy word for a hardcovered copy of James
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It includes a book mark autographed by James. It's available
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tatoer Taman news and here's our Giryl Marcy Tator more.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Like it all right, snaplers hit it.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
So we're still talking about football stuff. And I don't
know if you saw it but Taylor Swift apparently was
booed at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh, I only saw her like one time on the camera.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
I think the booing happened for just those folks who
were in the stadium. I don't think it was broadcast.
I think that we all just saw her. You heard it,
like while it was while the football game was happening,
or did you go back and watch.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
And I think it was mentioned in the course of
the covering of them.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Okay, because I think, I mean, I've seen it, but
it was from you know, people who had their phones
and cameras and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
But you could be right.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
But anyway, Taylor, there must have been a lot of
Eagles fans at the game because when they showed Taylor
up on the Jubbo Jumbo trond and they were show
there were a lot of celebrities there, but they showed
her and when she did, all the booze just came
flowing in and it kind of shocked her. She you
kind of kind of see her. She just does a
little side eye like, oh, they're showing me, and no,
those are all booze. She was sitting next to wrapper
(16:46):
Ice Spice, uh and uh. Then she just kind of
cracked a smile, you know, just kind of was like
so she she she rolled with it, rolled with it well,
and Serena Williams went on X and wrote, I love
you Taylor Swift thirteen.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Don't listen to those booze.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
So Serena stuck up for her, and then Serena was
also in the halftime show. Jackie mentioned that according to
Sporting News, why was Serena there?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
That's the question.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
You're kind of like, what what did that mean? Well,
she and Kendrick Lamar are both from Compton, their icons
from the town, and she had dated Drake between twenty
eleven twenty fifteen, supposedly still friends, but could that be
so interesting? She did the crip walk, which was that
little dance that she was doing during the Not Like
(17:34):
Us track, which just happens to be the one that
the two rappers are beefing about where he mentions Drake.
So I don't know that we're supposed to get it,
But I guess who was supposed to get it got it?
I don't, So I'm answering that for Jackie. Why was
Sarena innitt?
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Yeh, You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
All y'all heard about the Fired the Fire aid benefit
concert that happened to raise money for the folks out
in California. Well, the concert is available to stream on demand, Netflix,
Apple TV YouTube, and Amazon Prime Video will all offer
the six hour concert for the remainder of this year,
so you can take that. In the city of Miami,
Beach has issued a PSA to college students. What's the psa?
(18:14):
Don't come here to party over spring Bright. It's a
ninety second video which warns spring breakers of an increased
police presence enforcing curfews, DUI checkpoints, and bands on drinking
in public, including the beach bummer dude. So the crackdowns
start this month and continue through March. I needed to
(18:34):
get that in there. Tom Brady, Tom, it was sufferable.
I don't know. I guess the fans who love Brady
love Brady, but I was like, shut up Tom during
the oh My, during the broadcast, I was like, talk
about what just happened on the field. I was tired
of him reminiscing about his day.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
That's what a lot of people have said. You know,
he needs to be quiet a little bit.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
I don't know if the producers is in his ear
going us more about you.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I think everyone loves it. Maybe they were.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
You've won so many Super Bowls.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
How that was?
Speaker 5 (19:07):
But his old wife, I mean his ex wife old
and like past wife, she gave birth. Yeah, she just
had her first child with her boyfriend, Joaquim Valente. According
to TMZ, she's forty four years old and the baby
is healthy and.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Great. But yeah, Giselle's moved on. How many Brady and
her have couple? I think they have one and he
had one from before.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah, with a girlfriend. Ozzy Osbourne will join the original
members of the heavy metal band of Black Sabbath for
one final concert.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
What if in him?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
He's seventy six years old, not in the best of health.
He recently needed spinal surgery, which was complicated by his
Parkinson's disease.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
But the concert is scheduled for July. Uh and uh.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
You can get your tickets online for the Black Sabbath
final conser.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
All right, all right, if you.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Have time, I have won more. Oh hey, yeah, Jessica Alba,
you remember her, actress? She was the invisible woman, beautiful girl,
but you always saw a part of the time. She
filed for divorce on Friday from her husband Cash Warren,
Why is this big news? Well, the split is said
to be extremely amicable, with TMZ reports that when they
wed in two thousand and eight, Yeah, Jessica didn't demand
(20:24):
us to sign a pre mum. He didn't ask her
to sign one, and she didn't ask him. Her Honest company,
which all the folks out there who have babies are
familiar with. Honest makes a lot of baby things and
is natural that that is the value of six hundred
and twenty three million dollars. But Cash Warren, he co
founded an underwear and sock company, and that's worth one
(20:46):
hundred million dollars. So everybody's gonna get half. I guess
I guess it's gonna be okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
All right, we'll.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Job all right, Well, let's get us a winner. Let's
play wordy word, Let's get some coup of contestants and
jump on in here, y'all one eight hundred Big Show.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
We'll do it next. Good morning, there's a big show
(21:32):
on the radio.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
We're on to your Thursday, February thirteenth, Big Show featured
track in the Morning from the Big Boxes Sherman Proud
on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, Sherman we grow up to be wonderful. Were worried out?
Don't you go there for a little bit, you'll check
it out. Oh, look like we ready to play. Everybody
want to move kind of this way? I'm all right, little,
(22:03):
I don't have everybody's head. I bout that bad word
a word, don't word any worded.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Let's wait the contestants. We got dow it from making
Georgia good morning, do it.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Morning. Then we got bread from Man Tatchick, Mississippi. Looks
like bread's that's you, yes, sir? All right, body, welcome
first time Kyler. It was one of my bad first
contested that a man Thatchy. I remember that, A right, dad? Welcome. Well, Brett,
(22:37):
is you and Tayler on one team, Johnny boy, and
do it on the other side.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
All right, I did so, uh bred y'all relaxed, and
let's see what me and do it can put on
the board for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
All right, you're ready to do it. Ain't nobody gonna
get couldn't have today, do it? Okay? Starting the clock now? Oh,
I got an itch. I need to blanket yeah, uh huh.
I don't want the whole pizza, just give me a
(23:15):
uh huh. That is an optical blank. A magician will
do this an optical it's not real, it's what yeah,
uh huh. This is a gangster show on HBO. Also,
you sing this in a choir? You sing what high?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
No?
Speaker 5 (23:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Who is the guys? Don't it? Three on the board?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Three?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Laid down on that and do? I couldn't get it
in my head. Well, let's see what tinter and bread
can do here. Reditate ready, bread and yes, sir, go
all right?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
She sings the highest one in a chorus. She's not alto.
She's not alto, she's not bass, she's a what tony
blank from the blanks?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
No, they sing it the height?
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Yes, yes, you have two feet.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
On the what you know?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
On the dirt? I've got my feet on the what
or you?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You put these on your refrigerator and it holds paper? Yes,
all right, we'll put a three on the board, tony.
That's what I go? All right, okay, three to three?
All right, do it. Let's go buddy for round two?
(24:38):
You ready starting to clock? Now?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Birds have these all over them? Come on, yes, bring
out put up the Christmas blank back in the attic.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, all of them trees. Never think the Christmas what
go in?
Speaker 8 (24:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
No, all of them? Everything? No, everything? Yes, okay, you
get out of this every morning where you sleep.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Ye, horses and cows ey.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh go. I hate this bone system because it's a
half a second delayed. We would have gotten hey if
we didn't have that. Yes, we put another three. That's
all so like so much more.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
That was six on the board. So Tater and Brett
table is set three, will tie, four, will win?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Ready go?
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Would you like to take your medicine in a capsule
or one of these? Be sure to take your blinks
in the morning. It's a hard blink to swallow. Yeah,
you do this to a cigarette?
Speaker 7 (25:55):
What are you?
Speaker 4 (25:55):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:59):
And then you then yes, all right, uh this these
little rodents live in your house and the eat cheese
and you kill them, right, yeah, smaller.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Caught up is six to six, and we do go
into overtime.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
He didn't say this.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
He didn't say that word.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
Oh no, he did not.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Sorry, oh woman, okay, the word was mouse and he
said mice. Oh wow, hey, good news.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Do we we win?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Just sitting here, But Brad had of man thatch it
you get another chance to play man. That was a
good that was a good game down the road. We'll
make sure that happens, all right, buddy.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
All right, Oh, I go shout out you sure can.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I want to give a shout out to mister Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Keep up the good.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Work, all right, Brett, Thank you, buddy. Great day, Dooey,
look at you down making waiting on your big old
prize pick.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Oh you got the Victor d alrighty he plays out
my first time call.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
All right, wait to make a most up there, buddy,
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. Another
thing we love about our tater, it's her, honest. I
want to let that goll right down me and Jackie
was moving on the overtime.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I'm pretty sure she would have too.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I was a bid request time. Mike Comber at a wheeling,
West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
This is not Mike. Well you know what you wrote.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
You said love seeing love seeing Pearl on the Facebook page.
Can we hear Oliver talking about Pearl as your can Mike,
thank you very much, coming up next.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Mike Comber out the Wheeling, West Virginia talking about seeing
my dog Pearl on the John Woe Billy Facebook page,
y'all like we were got a bigger dog. You gotta
put diapers on them in the house because they can't control.
Got them suspenders. You can see the first my wife
came up with. When I was duck cutting.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Jesus a rope, day.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Said man, and I told stick, my middle son's man,
we need to invent dog suspenders. Of course, go look
at Amazon.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
They already got everything you ever thought of. Anyway, that's
the deal right there. They're pretty handed. She's styling it.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah, did you have put any pictures up her with
her goggles? You know, she's got to wear sunglass goggles now.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So there's sunglass go I did not. I will do
that today.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Sunglass goggles.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
I'll send you. I'll send you on Jackie sent me.
It's of her and the dogs outside. It looked like
she's going skiing.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Looks like so she's got a diaper, suspenders, sunglass goggles,
and pads on her feet so you don't her legs
don't slide on the wood floor.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I'm gonna captain it. Help me, help me, all right? Anyways?
Oh yeah, well, thank you. Mike Comber Oh, here we
go with your request. I hope Oliver is not hurtful.
It is time for Oliver when when when.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
One of the reasons this show is so popular is
because our listeners consider all of us part of their
extended family, and all of us here consider one another
a big family. So let's just set here and be
a family. That's enough of that crap. Each of us
has an individual quirks and idiosyncrasies that from time to
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time gets on the other family members nerves, but we
generally overlook it in the name of peace and harmony
in the family unit. But there comes a time when
conditions become unbearable and someone must step forward and say
something to the offending party.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Oh, I don't like where this is going.
Speaker 7 (30:36):
And since the rest of you gutlass jackasses haven't got
the stones to speak up, I do.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Take a number. I guess I'll have to do it.
So John boy.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
On behalf of the entire Big Show cast and crew,
May I say, we have all had a royal buttload
of your.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Damn Let me preach on it now.
Speaker 7 (31:06):
It's painfully obvious why you and Pearl get along so well.
That old adage about how dogs and their masters begin
to resemble each other. Couldn't be more appropriate in this circumstance.
That same vacant stare when you're being spoken to, eating
out of the garbage, can those mystery stains on your fur,
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whining at the door when you're left outside too long,
barking at Randy, and of course dragging your ass on
the coffee. Ever since that mentally deranged mongrel has set
foot in the studio, things have gone down hill. Brother,
(31:57):
You're already questionable work ethic. I can't even say that
without laughter has dipped off the radar. You've started to
rely on the dog for all your material. I remember
the good old days when he used to have those
Thomas Edison stories right and left. And I gotta be
(32:20):
honest that where's your froggy stuff? Is so fifteen minutes ago?
And speaking of Froggy, do you have any idea how
gay you sound.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Doing all that baby talk? You're so cute, Yes you are.
You're a little angel, just a perfect little angel. Dead
you loved you, Yes, Tee does see what I mean?
I want to hit myself in the head with a hammer.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
Enough already it's only been a month and she's already
got your wearing pink. You let her run wild anywhere
she wants to go, like those liberal parents who let
their obnoxious, ill bred kid terrorize other families that are
restaurant and then just.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Look on blithely like it's just the cutest thing they've
ever seen.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
What that kid really needs is a first class not
jerked in this tail, and so does that damn dog.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
You need to man up, Skippy.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Owning a dog is a big responsibility, Your responsibility, not
everyone else is, because whenever a disaster happens, you handle
the problem with your usual amazing mastery of the English language.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
The dog peas on the carpet.
Speaker 7 (33:34):
Jackie Tata dog pee, Hell, she shreds anything within reach,
Jackie Tata stuff shredded hal.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
She jumps up on the table and steals food. You
gonna eat that.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
Now, It's not just a big show, gang, Even your
friends and family are ready to snap. You took it
to the beach, and after two days, Captain Kit was
at the tackle shop trying to find a hook she'd
fit on.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Poor little coach Cobs. Poor little coach Cob.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
She mistook him for a chew toy and ran around
the farm with him in her mouth, and it didn't
help that every time she brought him back you kept
throwing him poor. Is that really how friends do one another?
Even your wife, your poor put upon a wife, is
at her wits end, As if being married to you
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isn't enough of a challenge. Making her sit in the
back seat so Pearl can ride shotgun is going too far?
Why the missus was even willing to meet you halfway?
She was happy to let Pearl sleep in the bed
with you. She thought it was touching to see Pearl
sleeping with her head on your chest, until she realized
the other end would be in her face. To be honest,
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after sleeping with you, that would seem like a refreshing
change of pace to leave. And the chewing, Sweet Fancy
moses the chewing. She's a weapon of mass destruction with
a fruity collar. You name it, she'll chew it. Doorstops,
chair legs, water bottles, purses, backpacks, electrical cords, books, shoes, tater.
(35:30):
You get the picture. And the paper this month is
like a paper shredder with a tail. Four hours in
the studio and it's like a ticket tape Parade's been
going on so who's gonna pay for all that? Let's
just say forget the raises next year, buy us some
chew toys, you cheap bastard. But to be fair, I
(35:56):
guess Pearl has brought us some bright moments on occasion. Well,
I've never seen Terry Hansen smile so much than the
day Pearl ate that biscuit off his lap, the time
John Boy blamed Jackie for one of Pearl's poots, And
who could forget the day Pearl dropped a big old
(36:18):
Cleveland steamer being in Rayford's office, And be honest, who
hasn't wanted to do that?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Good times? But still it's not enough. We're sick of
that mutt. But you're the boss.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
You want to keep bringing little puppy pain and he
ask to work and the immortal words of mean Gene.
I don't know what the hell we can do about it,
So go on, let her run your life, kiss a
fuzzy little butcher, big dumb sap. Alienate your coworkers, run
off your friend's, anger, your family. You wouldn't be the
(36:55):
first guy whose life was ruined by some bitch.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
You validate. I thought she was growing on.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Good Morning make shows on the radio featured track for
Valentine's Day. Key words Sherman Valentine's yea uh Hello, Sherman's
gonna be a fine musician playing bass at job Mother Mary.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
They're gonna be a Knoxville at the Shed.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
February twenty eight, the next live show from JIB Mother Mary.
You see their latest single make It Out Alive. Got
the video on YouTube dot com if we got the
link of the Big Show Facebook page as well.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
All right, here we go. You're to Mars Valentine's Day.
Speaker 8 (38:08):
Hello, Chuckles, how's it going. Hey, there's a phone call
for you. No, not really, he always falls for that. Hello,
fellow love bandits Sherman's brought the Big Show right here
with today's topic, Valentine's Day. When you're a kid, certain
holidays are a license to steal, and like most special
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days on the calendar, Valentine's Day means only one thing,
candy and lots of it. Alright, alright, there's no Halloween
or Easter or anything. But if you play your card's right,
you can clean up. Let me preach on it. Around
the middle of January, start to act on mop being
(38:51):
sad around the girls. If they try to act nice
and junk. Just sigh and smile and act all choked
up chicks, love sensitive God, and compare to the morons
that are lifting up their skirts and putting tacks on
their chairs. You're gonna look like a little angel sent
down from heaven. Make up some bologna about it being
(39:12):
this time last year when some girl from out of
town broke your heart. Make sure it's a totally made
up name in town. This way, some skeptic can't go
checking up on your story.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
So it goes like this.
Speaker 8 (39:27):
Talk about how you promised each other candy on Valentine's Day, then.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Right before the big day, she dumped you.
Speaker 8 (39:35):
No, you'll never be able to eat candy again with
such a broken heart. Tell this story to six or
seven girls. Now, don't go overboard and get greedy. See
in their girly minds, they will make it their personal
goal to help you snap out of it and being women.
How will they do it by giving you candy the
(39:58):
exact thing you said, do you'd never eat again? Games
It almost is easy to predict. As your folks, So
until next time, this is shrimmin Frett reminding you it's
a kid's world.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Rule it.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
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Speaker 1 (40:29):
Have you missed any of The Big Show this morning?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
You can hear it all the John Bore Milly Late
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it easy. Subscribe to us with a free I hard
radio out I Love you mean it
Good morning. It's a Big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Boy Sherman proud on Valentine's Day feature track talking about
Sherman playing base for Shive Mother Mary, my new favorite
Southern rock bands. We turn it over to the next generation. Well,
there's single Make It Out, a live recorded live at
Saturn six Studios in Atlanta, Georgia. We got the video
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for that of YouTube dot com slash Jive Mother Mary.
You find a link on the Big Show Facebook page
about our Knoxville listeners. Make sure to catch them live
the shed on February twenty eighth and you follow them
all was on Facebook and Instagram. A job, Mother Mary.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Y'all bulls getting good. So the rock coming in there
right now there get I flyne.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Front and centaur Hi un, let's me not contestant. Kevin
out of Greenville, South Carolina. Good morning, Kevin, Good morning,
John Boy, Hello body bos.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Well, Gavin.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
We're gonna ask Data some questions. She will answer you
agree or disagree, and get two bells before two buzzers
and you win a big old bull snot prize bag.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Hi, I'm gonna win a big old bucket or something,
John Boy.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Like.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, the two let's go all right, Taylor.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
According according to the legend, he crossed America's open spaces,
sewing his seeds and giving them to others, but always
moving on.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Who was he? Who was he?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Wilt Chamberlain, Oh God, that is John Henry, John John Henry,
John No, John Henry, Johnny John.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Kevin. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
John?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Being the historical expert that I am, I'm gonna have
to disagree on that.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh, okay, you disagreeing? And yeah, you know what you're
talking about.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You know who it was? Kevin?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Johnny Applesey, You are right, Johnny Applesey.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Hey, we did I know what some were playing against historians.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Y'all just hold the applause and move on.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I want to see Taylor knows who John Henry was. Yeah,
John Henry, I know he was.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
He.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
He thought he was the one that spread the seed everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh you thought he was? Yeah? John Henry was the
railroad man. You know, he drove the spikes and it
was a big bad John. Yeah, an was. Oh look
at you. Now, where were the answers? Now? It was
(03:24):
all about Kevin? Here, Kevin, one bell, one more. Let
these nice people go.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Yeah, Tyler old superstition says, if you dream you are
sleeping in a stranger's bed, it means something means.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
What it means, you're a tramp.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
There's just dreaming that you're strangers, but you're dreaming of
being a dream about me.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Let's talk about you.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
The old superstition means you're about to be rich.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You're about to be rich, Kevin, agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Well, being the super expert, I'm gonna have to just
free on that one too.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So you're disagreeing on that one too. And that was
a little rounding individual And do you know what it means, Kevin?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
It means I want a big old bucket of bull side.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
By the way, it doesn't better.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
You'll you'll get married soon and the bed won't be
strange anymore.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Okay, why did we need to play beat the Kevin?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
What we need more of that?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
But y'all sit on the side of there talking amongst yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Kevin's got things. We'll put you with Jack and get
you bulls.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Not headed down to Greenville, go work cam Water May
hour top of you knew where we were playing, about
twenty minutes away.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
From Acts and Night the day before.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Valentine good morning, big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
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Speaker 4 (05:59):
I've all always had an active lifestyle, but it's been
harder to keep up lately. I've noticed I seem to
have vague, nonspecific mood changes or minor pain in a
specific area. At first, I thought I was just getting older,
but my doctor said it might be vague newly created,
non specific medical condition, which may indeed be caused by
(06:20):
just getting older. Some studies say vague newly created non
specific medical condition may affect as many as number large
enough to sound serious, but not so large as to
be completely unbelievable Americans like me. My doctor told me
about new prescription medication. Doctor is receiving powerful incentives to promote,
(06:40):
including free samples, complimentary meals and vacations, and various swag
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it notes, jim bags, ball caps and windbreakers, and insulated
holders for canned beverages normally serve cold. My doctor said
it's just what I needed, and you know what, he
was right. New prescription medication is not a cure for vague,
(07:05):
newly created, non specific medical condition, but it can help.
New prescription medication is not for everyone. Possible side effects
include minor pains are irritations that could be caused by
just about anything. Less than two percent of patients report
scary or loathsome side effects much worse than the condition
(07:25):
being medicated. Some patients experience off the wall side effects
involving crazy stuff like uncontrolled urge to gamble or various
types of sexual impropriety. An extremely rare case is patient's
taking new prescription medication may experience a sudden and lethal
escalation of the exact symptoms the drug is designed to
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prevent in the first place, such as an antidepressant that
makes you want to kill yourself and what's up with that?
Do not take new prescription medication if you take other
much more useful prescription medication, as it may cause a
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(08:07):
Contact your doctor immediately. If you experience a sudden desire
to wear orange crocs, be sure to tell you doctor.
If you take prescription medications for actual, non made up diseases.
Do not use new prescription medication if you are or
plan to anything involving a boner ask your doctor if
(08:30):
new prescription medication is right for you. New prescription medication
so you can generic description of living an improved life again,
use only as directed.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio about twenty minutes
away from Tatter and Taman News. Right now, it's time
to axe heite, Yo.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Hold on pack, don't leave the stack girl alone.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
But if you're getting any play, I like some.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Of those little cheetos, the fried one's not the puffy
one had a boy. Welcome to axe Iche, the place
to go for all the four one one you need
for all yall what you call intro personal relation of ships.
Dig this, dear ike, I've been listening a long time.
(09:49):
Great stuff. You've talked about Valentine's Day in the past,
but I don't think you addressed what not to do
for your Valentine?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Do you have a list of no nos? Just curry
us bread from Myrtle Beach deal bread.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Thank you for the appreciation of my solid goldosity and
the advisory departed. Yeah, valin tried is a tricky situation.
You probably know all the dudes, but there's a damn
long listerine a dunces.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Let me preach on it now.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Bros tend to either overdudit or underdodit kindly. It dependifize
on how long you've been together. Now, if the romanticals
is new, tak her to dinner. You know they'll have
something she likes at the Silver Corral. That's like the
Golden Corral, but they never say quite where the meat
come from. Have you've been dating a few months and
(10:44):
she giving you that good loving sealed the deal by
taking her someplace nice? Applebee's makes them weakner knees. I
guarantee emphasis.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
On teas ha ha.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
If you don't want to tie on the feedbag, try
some sort of gift now. But whatever you do, don't
give her makeup. Never she'll think you think she ugly,
and that's all you ever gonna hear about until you
finally lose it and say, yes, damn it, you ugly
as the inside of a button, and then that's wasted money.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Never give jewelry, no matter what it is.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
You could give that skeezer the Bob Hope diamond and
she'll be off.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Is this the biggest thing they had?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Man?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
What's up with dad?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Man?
Speaker 7 (11:28):
In the end, give us something that you like, so
when she throws it back at you, you can use it.
Oh you throw these high end pork rides back in
my face.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
The quick and easily gift is lingerie. But this can
also be what you call problematical. Now, if she'd a
big girl, you gots to tread lightly, my brother, First,
don't give her g string?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Why well to put it delicacy. This is also a
gift for you.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
And if you can't see the gift, what good is
the gift? You getting ready for romance and you got
to spend fifteen twenty minutes lifting this and moving that.
That's fleshing us around just to get a gangab No, no, no, no, no,
not talking about a large girl.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Large girls are not high maintainance.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
I'm talking big girls, big girls. I got big girl
in the news that couldn't fit in the car. What's
her name, Tata Dank the moss. Take the moss, should
change your name to Tank the moose. So now she's
sueing the car company. Seemed to me it's a setup.
Row didn't know he was gonna have to show up
with a dump trunk. If that's your girlfriend, would you
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buy her lingerade day?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Diggy to day.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
And you sure wouldn't buy her them eatable undergarmatizers.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I mean drawers that size. That's a damn meal and
it's mostly sugar.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
You're gonna finish that, you'll wind up in one of
them what you called diametric commas. So the choice is yours,
my main man Brett, You're gonna do fine. No need
to sweat, Just use your head and get the right
gift to have a great Valentine's without getting stiffed.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
But if your heifer.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Is picky, ungrateful and crash, make sure her gift is
a boot and a crack of her ass.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
This is ike peace out. If you want a axy
mail to axe Hey big show p.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
O box one nine one one one Charlotte did see
two eight two one nine.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Tank the Moose. You're welcome. It's a big show on
your radio. Thanks for joining us this morning. Oh I
love all old fine big s Crown Radio Man.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Wall A Winch cousin, Brusie walt Man, Jack.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yawn Boy and belly a job boy Ben had only
two white men have made me more? Whoa I be?
Speaker 7 (14:04):
No barnum Wow, you'll limp back walk over for your
limp back.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Wow, Thursday morning, Big Show is on the radio, and
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Speaker 1 (15:23):
Good morning, I got the Big Show on the radio.
Coming up.
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We play wordy word for a hardcovered copy of James
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It includes a book mark autographed by James. It's available
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tatoer Taman news and here's our Giryl Marcy Tator more.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Like it all right, snaplers hit it.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
So we're still talking about football stuff. And I don't
know if you saw it but Taylor Swift apparently was
booed at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh, I only saw her like one time on the camera.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
I think the booing happened for just those folks who
were in the stadium. I don't think it was broadcast.
I think that we all just saw her. You heard it,
like while it was while the football game was happening,
or did you go back and watch.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
And I think it was mentioned in the course of
the covering of them.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Okay, because I think, I mean, I've seen it, but
it was from you know, people who had their phones
and cameras and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
But you could be right.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
But anyway, Taylor, there must have been a lot of
Eagles fans at the game because when they showed Taylor
up on the Jubbo Jumbo trond and they were show
there were a lot of celebrities there, but they showed
her and when she did, all the booze just came
flowing in and it kind of shocked her. She you
kind of kind of see her. She just does a
little side eye like, oh, they're showing me, and no,
those are all booze. She was sitting next to wrapper
(16:46):
Ice Spice, uh and uh. Then she just kind of
cracked a smile, you know, just kind of was like
so she she she rolled with it, rolled with it well,
and Serena Williams went on X and wrote, I love
you Taylor Swift thirteen.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Don't listen to those booze.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
So Serena stuck up for her, and then Serena was
also in the halftime show. Jackie mentioned that according to
Sporting News, why was Serena there?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
That's the question.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
You're kind of like, what what did that mean? Well,
she and Kendrick Lamar are both from Compton, their icons
from the town, and she had dated Drake between twenty
eleven twenty fifteen, supposedly still friends, but could that be
so interesting? She did the crip walk, which was that
little dance that she was doing during the Not Like
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Us track, which just happens to be the one that
the two rappers are beefing about where he mentions Drake.
So I don't know that we're supposed to get it,
But I guess who was supposed to get it got it?
I don't, So I'm answering that for Jackie. Why was
Sarena innitt?
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Yeh, You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
All y'all heard about the Fired the Fire aid benefit
concert that happened to raise money for the folks out
in California. Well, the concert is available to stream on demand, Netflix,
Apple TV YouTube, and Amazon Prime Video will all offer
the six hour concert for the remainder of this year,
so you can take that. In the city of Miami,
Beach has issued a PSA to college students. What's the psa?
(18:14):
Don't come here to party over spring Bright. It's a
ninety second video which warns spring breakers of an increased
police presence enforcing curfews, DUI checkpoints, and bands on drinking
in public, including the beach bummer dude. So the crackdowns
start this month and continue through March. I needed to
(18:34):
get that in there. Tom Brady, Tom, it was sufferable.
I don't know. I guess the fans who love Brady
love Brady, but I was like, shut up Tom during
the oh My, during the broadcast, I was like, talk
about what just happened on the field. I was tired
of him reminiscing about his day.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
That's what a lot of people have said. You know,
he needs to be quiet a little bit.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
I don't know if the producers is in his ear
going us more about you.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I think everyone loves it. Maybe they were.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
You've won so many Super Bowls.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
How that was?
Speaker 5 (19:07):
But his old wife, I mean his ex wife old
and like past wife, she gave birth. Yeah, she just
had her first child with her boyfriend, Joaquim Valente. According
to TMZ, she's forty four years old and the baby
is healthy and.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Great. But yeah, Giselle's moved on. How many Brady and
her have couple? I think they have one and he
had one from before.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah, with a girlfriend. Ozzy Osbourne will join the original
members of the heavy metal band of Black Sabbath for
one final concert.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
What if in him?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
He's seventy six years old, not in the best of health.
He recently needed spinal surgery, which was complicated by his
Parkinson's disease.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
But the concert is scheduled for July. Uh and uh.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
You can get your tickets online for the Black Sabbath
final conser.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
All right, all right, if you.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Have time, I have won more. Oh hey, yeah, Jessica Alba,
you remember her, actress? She was the invisible woman, beautiful girl,
but you always saw a part of the time. She
filed for divorce on Friday from her husband Cash Warren,
Why is this big news? Well, the split is said
to be extremely amicable, with TMZ reports that when they
wed in two thousand and eight, Yeah, Jessica didn't demand
(20:24):
us to sign a pre mum. He didn't ask her
to sign one, and she didn't ask him. Her Honest company,
which all the folks out there who have babies are
familiar with. Honest makes a lot of baby things and
is natural that that is the value of six hundred
and twenty three million dollars. But Cash Warren, he co
founded an underwear and sock company, and that's worth one
(20:46):
hundred million dollars. So everybody's gonna get half. I guess
I guess it's gonna be okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
All right, we'll.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Job all right, Well, let's get us a winner. Let's
play wordy word, Let's get some coup of contestants and
jump on in here, y'all one eight hundred Big Show.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
We'll do it next. Good morning, there's a big show
(21:32):
on the radio.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
We're on to your Thursday, February thirteenth, Big Show featured
track in the Morning from the Big Boxes Sherman Proud
on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, Sherman we grow up to be wonderful. Were worried out?
Don't you go there for a little bit, you'll check
it out. Oh, look like we ready to play. Everybody
want to move kind of this way? I'm all right, little,
(22:03):
I don't have everybody's head. I bout that bad word
a word, don't word any worded.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Let's wait the contestants. We got dow it from making
Georgia good morning, do it.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Morning. Then we got bread from Man Tatchick, Mississippi. Looks
like bread's that's you, yes, sir? All right, body, welcome
first time Kyler. It was one of my bad first
contested that a man Thatchy. I remember that, A right, dad? Welcome. Well, Brett,
(22:37):
is you and Tayler on one team, Johnny boy, and
do it on the other side.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
All right, I did so, uh bred y'all relaxed, and
let's see what me and do it can put on
the board for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
All right, you're ready to do it. Ain't nobody gonna
get couldn't have today, do it? Okay? Starting the clock now? Oh,
I got an itch. I need to blanket yeah, uh huh.
I don't want the whole pizza, just give me a
(23:15):
uh huh. That is an optical blank. A magician will
do this an optical it's not real, it's what yeah,
uh huh. This is a gangster show on HBO. Also,
you sing this in a choir? You sing what high?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
No?
Speaker 5 (23:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Who is the guys? Don't it? Three on the board?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Three?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Laid down on that and do? I couldn't get it
in my head. Well, let's see what tinter and bread
can do here. Reditate ready, bread and yes, sir, go
all right?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
She sings the highest one in a chorus. She's not alto.
She's not alto, she's not bass, she's a what tony
blank from the blanks?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
No, they sing it the height?
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Yes, yes, you have two feet.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
On the what you know?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
On the dirt? I've got my feet on the what
or you?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You put these on your refrigerator and it holds paper? Yes,
all right, we'll put a three on the board, tony.
That's what I go? All right, okay, three to three?
All right, do it. Let's go buddy for round two?
(24:38):
You ready starting to clock? Now?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Birds have these all over them? Come on, yes, bring
out put up the Christmas blank back in the attic.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, all of them trees. Never think the Christmas what
go in?
Speaker 8 (24:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
No, all of them? Everything? No, everything? Yes, okay, you
get out of this every morning where you sleep.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Ye, horses and cows ey.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh go. I hate this bone system because it's a
half a second delayed. We would have gotten hey if
we didn't have that. Yes, we put another three. That's
all so like so much more.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
That was six on the board. So Tater and Brett
table is set three, will tie, four, will win?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Ready go?
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Would you like to take your medicine in a capsule
or one of these? Be sure to take your blinks
in the morning. It's a hard blink to swallow. Yeah,
you do this to a cigarette?
Speaker 7 (25:55):
What are you?
Speaker 4 (25:55):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:59):
And then you then yes, all right, uh this these
little rodents live in your house and the eat cheese
and you kill them, right, yeah, smaller.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Caught up is six to six, and we do go
into overtime.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
He didn't say this.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
He didn't say that word.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
Oh no, he did not.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Sorry, oh woman, okay, the word was mouse and he
said mice. Oh wow, hey, good news.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Do we we win?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Just sitting here, But Brad had of man thatch it
you get another chance to play man. That was a
good that was a good game down the road. We'll
make sure that happens, all right, buddy.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
All right, Oh, I go shout out you sure can.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I want to give a shout out to mister Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Keep up the good.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Work, all right, Brett, Thank you, buddy. Great day, Dooey,
look at you down making waiting on your big old
prize pick.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Oh you got the Victor d alrighty he plays out
my first time call.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
All right, wait to make a most up there, buddy,
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. Another
thing we love about our tater, it's her, honest. I
want to let that goll right down me and Jackie
was moving on the overtime.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I'm pretty sure she would have too.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I was a bid request time. Mike Comber at a wheeling,
West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
This is not Mike. Well you know what you wrote.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
You said love seeing love seeing Pearl on the Facebook page.
Can we hear Oliver talking about Pearl as your can Mike,
thank you very much, coming up next.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Mike Comber out the Wheeling, West Virginia talking about seeing
my dog Pearl on the John Woe Billy Facebook page,
y'all like we were got a bigger dog. You gotta
put diapers on them in the house because they can't control.
Got them suspenders. You can see the first my wife
came up with. When I was duck cutting.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Jesus a rope, day.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Said man, and I told stick, my middle son's man,
we need to invent dog suspenders. Of course, go look
at Amazon.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
They already got everything you ever thought of. Anyway, that's
the deal right there. They're pretty handed. She's styling it.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah, did you have put any pictures up her with
her goggles? You know, she's got to wear sunglass goggles now.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So there's sunglass go I did not. I will do
that today.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Sunglass goggles.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
I'll send you. I'll send you on Jackie sent me.
It's of her and the dogs outside. It looked like
she's going skiing.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Looks like so she's got a diaper, suspenders, sunglass goggles,
and pads on her feet so you don't her legs
don't slide on the wood floor.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I'm gonna captain it. Help me, help me, all right? Anyways?
Oh yeah, well, thank you. Mike Comber Oh, here we
go with your request. I hope Oliver is not hurtful.
It is time for Oliver when when when.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
One of the reasons this show is so popular is
because our listeners consider all of us part of their
extended family, and all of us here consider one another
a big family. So let's just set here and be
a family. That's enough of that crap. Each of us
has an individual quirks and idiosyncrasies that from time to
(30:13):
time gets on the other family members nerves, but we
generally overlook it in the name of peace and harmony
in the family unit. But there comes a time when
conditions become unbearable and someone must step forward and say
something to the offending party.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Oh, I don't like where this is going.
Speaker 7 (30:36):
And since the rest of you gutlass jackasses haven't got
the stones to speak up, I do.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Take a number. I guess I'll have to do it.
So John boy.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
On behalf of the entire Big Show cast and crew,
May I say, we have all had a royal buttload
of your.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Damn Let me preach on it now.
Speaker 7 (31:06):
It's painfully obvious why you and Pearl get along so well.
That old adage about how dogs and their masters begin
to resemble each other. Couldn't be more appropriate in this circumstance.
That same vacant stare when you're being spoken to, eating
out of the garbage, can those mystery stains on your fur,
(31:34):
whining at the door when you're left outside too long,
barking at Randy, and of course dragging your ass on
the coffee. Ever since that mentally deranged mongrel has set
foot in the studio, things have gone down hill. Brother,
(31:57):
You're already questionable work ethic. I can't even say that
without laughter has dipped off the radar. You've started to
rely on the dog for all your material. I remember
the good old days when he used to have those
Thomas Edison stories right and left. And I gotta be
(32:20):
honest that where's your froggy stuff? Is so fifteen minutes ago?
And speaking of Froggy, do you have any idea how
gay you sound.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Doing all that baby talk? You're so cute, Yes you are.
You're a little angel, just a perfect little angel. Dead
you loved you, Yes, Tee does see what I mean?
I want to hit myself in the head with a hammer.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
Enough already it's only been a month and she's already
got your wearing pink. You let her run wild anywhere
she wants to go, like those liberal parents who let
their obnoxious, ill bred kid terrorize other families that are
restaurant and then just.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Look on blithely like it's just the cutest thing they've
ever seen.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
What that kid really needs is a first class not
jerked in this tail, and so does that damn dog.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
You need to man up, Skippy.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Owning a dog is a big responsibility, Your responsibility, not
everyone else is, because whenever a disaster happens, you handle
the problem with your usual amazing mastery of the English language.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
The dog peas on the carpet.
Speaker 7 (33:34):
Jackie Tata dog pee, Hell, she shreds anything within reach,
Jackie Tata stuff shredded hal.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
She jumps up on the table and steals food. You
gonna eat that.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
Now, It's not just a big show, gang, Even your
friends and family are ready to snap. You took it
to the beach, and after two days, Captain Kit was
at the tackle shop trying to find a hook she'd
fit on.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Poor little coach Cobs. Poor little coach Cob.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
She mistook him for a chew toy and ran around
the farm with him in her mouth, and it didn't
help that every time she brought him back you kept
throwing him poor. Is that really how friends do one another?
Even your wife, your poor put upon a wife, is
at her wits end, As if being married to you
(34:36):
isn't enough of a challenge. Making her sit in the
back seat so Pearl can ride shotgun is going too far?
Why the missus was even willing to meet you halfway?
She was happy to let Pearl sleep in the bed
with you. She thought it was touching to see Pearl
sleeping with her head on your chest, until she realized
the other end would be in her face. To be honest,
(35:01):
after sleeping with you, that would seem like a refreshing
change of pace to leave. And the chewing, Sweet Fancy
moses the chewing. She's a weapon of mass destruction with
a fruity collar. You name it, she'll chew it. Doorstops,
chair legs, water bottles, purses, backpacks, electrical cords, books, shoes, tater.
(35:30):
You get the picture. And the paper this month is
like a paper shredder with a tail. Four hours in
the studio and it's like a ticket tape Parade's been
going on so who's gonna pay for all that? Let's
just say forget the raises next year, buy us some
chew toys, you cheap bastard. But to be fair, I
(35:56):
guess Pearl has brought us some bright moments on occasion. Well,
I've never seen Terry Hansen smile so much than the
day Pearl ate that biscuit off his lap, the time
John Boy blamed Jackie for one of Pearl's poots, And
who could forget the day Pearl dropped a big old
(36:18):
Cleveland steamer being in Rayford's office, And be honest, who
hasn't wanted to do that?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Good times? But still it's not enough. We're sick of
that mutt. But you're the boss.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
You want to keep bringing little puppy pain and he
ask to work and the immortal words of mean Gene.
I don't know what the hell we can do about it,
So go on, let her run your life, kiss a
fuzzy little butcher, big dumb sap. Alienate your coworkers, run
off your friend's, anger, your family. You wouldn't be the
(36:55):
first guy whose life was ruined by some bitch.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
You validate. I thought she was growing on.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Good Morning make shows on the radio featured track for
Valentine's Day. Key words Sherman Valentine's yea uh Hello, Sherman's
gonna be a fine musician playing bass at job Mother Mary.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
They're gonna be a Knoxville at the Shed.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
February twenty eight, the next live show from JIB Mother Mary.
You see their latest single make It Out Alive. Got
the video on YouTube dot com if we got the
link of the Big Show Facebook page as well.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
All right, here we go. You're to Mars Valentine's Day.
Speaker 8 (38:08):
Hello, Chuckles, how's it going. Hey, there's a phone call
for you. No, not really, he always falls for that. Hello,
fellow love bandits Sherman's brought the Big Show right here
with today's topic, Valentine's Day. When you're a kid, certain
holidays are a license to steal, and like most special
(38:31):
days on the calendar, Valentine's Day means only one thing,
candy and lots of it. Alright, alright, there's no Halloween
or Easter or anything. But if you play your card's right,
you can clean up. Let me preach on it. Around
the middle of January, start to act on mop being
(38:51):
sad around the girls. If they try to act nice
and junk. Just sigh and smile and act all choked
up chicks, love sensitive God, and compare to the morons
that are lifting up their skirts and putting tacks on
their chairs. You're gonna look like a little angel sent
down from heaven. Make up some bologna about it being
(39:12):
this time last year when some girl from out of
town broke your heart. Make sure it's a totally made
up name in town. This way, some skeptic can't go
checking up on your story.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
So it goes like this.
Speaker 8 (39:27):
Talk about how you promised each other candy on Valentine's Day, then.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Right before the big day, she dumped you.
Speaker 8 (39:35):
No, you'll never be able to eat candy again with
such a broken heart. Tell this story to six or
seven girls. Now, don't go overboard and get greedy. See
in their girly minds, they will make it their personal
goal to help you snap out of it and being women.
How will they do it by giving you candy the
(39:58):
exact thing you said, do you'd never eat again? Games
It almost is easy to predict. As your folks, So
until next time, this is shrimmin Frett reminding you it's
a kid's world.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Rule it.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
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