June 18, 2024 • 42 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we celebrate National Take Me Fishing Day.. - Tater has a new list of What to Watch.. - Rev. Sincere & Goober tell us about a funeral held for a dog and the history of yodeling.. - Sherman Pratt has some kid advice on Grand Parents.. - Mark Packer fills in the haps in Sports.. - Lipless hosts a TV show for kids.. - and we’ll close up shop with the pilot episode of the Crocodile Stalker..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is James best, but maybe you know me better
at rush Gold Coltrane eat on the Duke's he this shard.
I want you to listen to John Boy and Billy's
on the Big Shore off coffee and stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You could you do them nucking knocking doodle doos loving out.
(00:55):
On Mother's Tuesday, June the eighteenth, we had a couple
of days away from the show, the beginning of summer.
Unlet's just act like in summer. It won't be too hard,
but that.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Will be easy.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
A suburb to you sweating. And then I've got it.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well, it's gonna be hot this year. It's summer. It
only sees today's National Gold Fishing Day. They do it
better now, Why the sun's coming up here before it
gets hot. And then we'll ease it in the late afternoon.
I think they'll be biting again, and we'll get one
of Jackie's kanky friends and do a public service announcement
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to take me fishing a little.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
You better hope she don't hear that. And I don't
mean Jackie cardeld Away.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Right now, all right, we got three days in this
strict saved up. We'll get the winning beginning all right,
we awake, Big Shoe's on a radio. Good morning, Big
Shows on a radio. Coming up, We play out birds.
Winner gets one hundred and twenty dollars. Where the bull
snot cleaning products may than the USA truck drivers keep
(02:02):
America moving in bulls not make sure they look good
doing this. Why you can find bulls not a truck
stops across America? We got an easypasy click the Big
Show dot Com.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Click on the link.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Just listen up right here? Why are you waking up
when you one hundred and twenty dollars worth? Nineteen eighty one,
the first genetically engineered vaccine was announced. It was designed
to prevent hoof and mouth disease.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
There you go, do the work, Randy, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
very effective.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'll see you're the one think of first with the
old foot in the mouth of disease. Here, well, hoff
in mouth, Never mind, I'm going to workshops on feet
material yet, Okay, all right. Nineteen ninety three, the first
lab test is released in Arizona confirming a bee involved
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in an attack as a dreaded Africanized killer B is
the second state invaded. They gotta show you fature of
that new spider that will parachute on you, yellow and black.
I got one on my phone to show you. I
really don't want they do away, but they parachute.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
But it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Hey, you hate spiders? All right?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
My wife bought me a really nice pair of sweatpants
because I've been wearing sweatpants around the house, right man.
They fit really well. And I just happened after I
sat down. I looked down and there was a spider logo.
That's the brand name spider. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, no, I'm saying that.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I scared the hell.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
That's a cool little spider.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yeah, she could come back, all right, of course they did.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Alright, let's move up to nineteen ninety four the Las
Vegas auction. A collector paid thirty six grand where Elvis
Presley's expired American Express card. What have a card? You know,
just get one and put Elvis's name on him. Show everybody.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
That is wild touch. Everybody drowning in credit card debt
these days. Eighty six grand born expired. Well all right,
well there you go. Let's talk about credit cards. That'll
cover that third category. If you're gonna get through and
play out bursts. That's gonna be helpful. Come on, we'll
play next one eight hundred big shows that told for
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you across America. Good morning. This will make Shaw on
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the radio run until you early Tuesday. Today's feature track
from The Big Show bit box the Crocodile Stalker. Please
Southern Florida, crockaigator.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I believe this is the very first ever crocodile start.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
All right, guys, episode one. Search for key words Southern
Florida in the Big Show dot com. Right now, Outburst,
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
John Boys and Billy give the prizes from the Big
Prize being.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Have a merry up and guest time you have the
best time.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Let's say hid a fellow from Kingsport, t Us. We
have shots.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Come home in he Philip. Good morning, Hey, good morning,
Hey buddy, we're awesome. Glad you made it in the Philip.
Were all pulling for you. Let's get through these three categories.
Get you one hundred twenty dollars with a bull snot.
I didn't think that make you happy first thing in
the morning.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Right, yeah, I'm used to.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I Philip, give us so you should base this first category.
Three animals with hoofs ready to go. Cower, you got
just pull them up by Philip. Give us three things
with a stinger ready go.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
Uh be a bee, a fink, daily fish, and a scorpion.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Good at you, right and for the win. Three credit
cards ready to go.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
These ames smash the cards mine and your.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Man. I say, well, what I'm showing you pictures of
that parachuting spider Randy to keep you awake at night.
I got some more pictures my buddy Pineter Jackie. You know,
my buddy Potter the coast who hunts fishes and ain't
afraid of everything. And he's the one that's got whether
it's pet alligators. He's the one that was hugging on
the donkey, the donkey that y'all up like that. He
went out he got stung by a hornet. He went
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out at night with a plastic baggy and captured the
hornet's nest with the hornets in the baggy. Wow, and
took it back and micro waved them.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Show them God.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Mica wave part. I'mbut you know lett that go, but
go on at night and capture a hornet's nest where
the horners working crazy, stay awake around this guy. Yeah,
that's he a fillip. Good work on your end, buddy,
Gonna clean up you'll place in kings Port.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
All right, Well I would like to have a shout out,
all right, a bunch of friends of mine and where
I work, Uh, Derek, Marty road Hit, Tammy and everybody
else and my lovely wife Sandy.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
All right, do you remember who was between Derek and
and Tammy? He kind of dropped out on that.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
One, beating Derek, Derek Hardy, the Marty, Andy sand Row.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Here, Mo Hill? That's that's mole Hill? Was that it hill?
Speaker 9 (08:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Okay, oh yeah, you're just gonna breeze right over Molehill.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
That you're working with. Now, now you don't you don't
have a bubba in there. Come on.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
They got that Tammy and said, all right, I'll hang
out with them just packing I fell up. Good work, buddy,
appreciate you and your buds listening to the big show. Well,
thank goodness, the pollen dusting of the spring is over,
and now we can get the mid nineties.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
You know, the summertime about.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Normal here, But Poet Laurete looking back now, good morning.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Now let's make showing the radio Tuesday, June eighteenth, two
days away from the beginning of summer. So let's look
back at the essence of our spring twenty twenty four. Well,
not many shows can say they have their very own
Poet Laureate, but we can, and they stopped by to
SHARE's latest wordsmithery come by, Colonel Hamilton Brewster. How you doing, Colonel?
(10:04):
If I was any better, vitamins would be taking me as.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Good to hear.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
So what if you got for us today?
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Well, my latest is entitled The Big Pollen Puff of
twenty four. It goes a little bit like this, when
the ice all melts and spring is here. It's most
folks favorite time of year. But there's one part of
the season that leaves some folks bawling, the dusty scourge
of the skies, that dad gum pollen. But this year'd
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be different. A new fella in town, a real weirdo
we've seen a wandering round. His name was Professor Ludwig
von Dinas, a certifiable horticultural genius. He picked this place,
and not by chance, for climate and soil and native plants.
His goal was a hybrid that when that was no joke,
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crossing a fraser fur with sticky weed smoke ha ha
ha and evergreen and cannabis an unlikely pair. I asked
him why, and he decided to share big money in marihuchi,
a fortune to be found with something that grows wild
all year round. He'd spend years perfecting his mad science scheme.
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He'd be wealthy as old nasness if he achieved his dream.
And sure enough the spring did the deed, a twenty
foot tall grove of evergreen weed. But before the harvest,
the plants had to bloom with a pollen explosion, like
an atomic boom. Soon pollen dust covered the whole countryside,
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inside and out.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
There was nowhere to.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Hide but a curious fact about this season's dust. A
good sniff got you high, and this fact you can trust.
Before two days had passed, the whole town was baked,
snorting that pollen till both nostrils ached. They was snorting
off benches and snorting on off trees, off outhouse seats,
with the whole county peas snorting off cheves and hyundais
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and Fords even snorted off a dodge forgive me Lord,
sniffing off dogs and hamsters and cats, whiffing off decks
and stained trucker hats. It was like the old days,
folks smooching their cousins. Even insects was stoned. The bees
were really buzzing hah. After a month the pollen was gone,
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Folks felt like they just couldn't go on itching and
a scratching, going through withdrawal like when they hide the
diet coke from y'all.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Ha ha.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
The Professor's creation made the whole town smile, and it'll
have to hold them for just a short while, because
after Christmas is over, just you wait and see, kids
will find their folks smoking the Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Good Tuesday morning, Big Show is on the radio twenty
minutes away. We'll open up the desk of tainertainment news
and find out what to watch. Right now, it's time
for dumb crook news. Dumbgrunk story is sending from you
the Big Show listeners from all over the world. The
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address will follow this report. And today we're featuring a
special Florida Man edition. A twenty eight year old Merritt
Island Florida man called nine one one and told dispatchers
he needed to ride to Hooters because his grandmother was
having a medical emergency in the restaurant's parking lot well.
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One deputy was sent to pick up the man while
another sped off to the Hooters location. Once both cops
were there, a three hour long granny hunt was conducted
in and around the Hooters. Eventually, the man's grandmother was
found to be safe and sound at her home, with
no medical emergency and surprisingly no recent visits to Hooters.
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I went there in the several months study a note,
police turned their attention to the grandson, who they lost
trago during the confusion. He was later found of a
nearby Burger King where he was helping his girlfriend with
car trouble, and he was arrested for misuse of the
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nine to one one system. Then armless forty six year
old Miami, Florida man has been charged was stabbing a tourist.
The Armless Man, who was well known by local authorities
as a homeless man who works as a street artist
in Miami, where he paints abstract pictures with his feet
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in exchange for handouts from tourists. One such tourist told
police he had stopped to admire the man's work and
then asking for directions. The armless artist suddenly became enraged,
pick up a pair of scissors with his foot, and
lunged at the tourists, stabbing him in his left arm.
Police arrested thee no arm bandit and charge him with
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aggravated assault. Tourists was treated to release from a local hospital.
A twenty four year old West Palm Beach, Florida man
and his girlfriend were both accidentally ran over by a
police cruiser while the pair were laying in the road
trying to watch the lunary cliffs and he was traveling
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around a sharp left hand curve curve who was around
only five miles an hour when he ran over the pair.
At first he thought he had hit an animal, but
then discovered the injured couple, who were still laying in
the road, so the couple did not sustain life threatening
injuries and were later released from a local hospital.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
I've not an animal.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
And finally, a Marion County, Florida man was caught on
police radar going three times a speed limit.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Well.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
The officer attended to pull the man over, but he
had other ideas, so he turned off his headlights and
tried out running a cop, but when that didn't go
so well, he gave up and pulled over. The CoP's
body cam shows him walking up to the vehicle saying sir,
do you know, dude, do you seriously have an open
tall boy between your legs right now, the which the
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man replied, Uh, yeah, you wan't want.
Speaker 10 (17:01):
See.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Officer declined the offer and the rest of the man
for du wife. Yeah. It was later found to be
more than four times over the legal limit. During his booking,
cops noticed he was wearing a T shirt that read,
I'm the reason the Beer's always gone. If you have
dumb crook news. Mail to dumb crook news, John Boyn
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Billy peelbox one nine one one one, Charlotte and see
two eight two one nine email anybody but me at
the Big show dot com.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
The biggest thing ever happened in Maybury.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Real big, big, big bee. Well, now just simmer down, Barney,
what is well? I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Well, so far, all I know is it something big?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (17:55):
Big?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Ain't the word for it. I mean, it ain't the
word for you.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
Sure are using it a lot now what you.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Well, I just got it on the radio.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Thank her for Uh what do you think about that?
Speaker 8 (18:05):
Only one word I can think of.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
B Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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You know we're all excited about the summer kids out
of school. Let's look at the summer giveaways you can
win here on the Big Show. So are the Mauseo
Gamekeepers LS tractor giveaway. View what you can win with
that tractor. When you hit the Big Show dot com,
click on the lake and then just scroll out hit it.
(19:07):
You register her once a day and then we got
Low Tigers trip of a lifetime to the eighty fourth
Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. But that's not all. You'll get
a custom built performance bagger at one at two Road
Glide Harley built by Lane Splitter's Garage, Yampa Cycles, hard Parts,
Rockford Fosscate sound System, the Turmo in that bad board
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for Magnum Research, as a Desert Eagle at Cool Firearms
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His and Hers so Fast e Bite Traveler VN Cash
from Low Tiger where you hit the Big Show dot Com,
Scroll down to click on the law Tiger's button, take
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your ruight to the registration page. And of course a
new John Boy wonderful thing every week this summer that's
not waiting for give away one hundred and eight a
brand new ball cap from Draft Kings. Where's that? Why
are you making money off the mores? All starts at
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the Big Show dot Com. Good morning, Big Shows on
the radio. Count up we play John Boy, Jebity just
talking about Lord Tigers winning a trip of a lifetime
to the eighty fourth Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally and brand
new Harley Davidson. Well, here we go, and it's all
about the prize package included hat, t shirt, tumbler and
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a twenty five dollars gas card for my budget, Lord
Tiger's motorcycle Lawyers who Ride click on the banner. When
he hit the Big Show dot Com, all the info
was talking about hang on with playing minutes. It's time
for what to watch and here's our dear Marcy Tayter
moreen appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
We are gonna look at the box office from the
weekend first and the makers of Inside Out. They're probably
feeling pretty good day because they opened up at number
one with an earning of one hundred and fifty five
million dollars, and apparently that's the biggest debut of the year.
In the movie Spectrum, Bad Boys, Rider Died dropped from
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first place down to second place, Kingdom of the Planet
of the Eights climbed up from fifth to third place,
while the Garfield movie was fourth, and The Watchers came
in fifth. Alright, so they thank you if you were
one of the contributing factors to those money lines. All right,
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things come about this Friday. The Bike Riders a furious
drama following the rise of a fictional nineteen sixties Midwestern
motorcycle club through the lives of its members. It is
not a bike, They are on motorcycles. Tom Hardy, Michael Shannon,
Jody bicycle really weird. The Exorcism comes out out. It
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follows Anthony Miller, a troubled actor who begins to unravel
while shooting a supernatural horror film, and kinds of Kindness
comes out This Friday plot kept under wraps is what
I've found it. No, that's just there are kinds of
kindness It has Emma Stone starring Emma Stone in it
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and Joe Alwyn, who was Taylor Swift's ex boyfriend. Things
to stream. House of the Dragon Season two is on
HBO this week, and if you are a Game of
Thrones fan, this is the prequel and they promised that
season two will have some throwdown going on, so they'll
get some fighting going on. Netflix has thirty for thirty
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June seventeenth, nineteen ninety four, Famous State, because that's what
Oja was in the Bronco and everyone was chasing him.
So this documents the events of that day. And Hulu
has Brats, which, if you remember the brat Pack kind
like the rat Pack. It had those all those actors.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Well, he wasn't as much as much as.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
His brother Emilio Esta does had Rob Low, he was
also part of the brat Pack, and Andrew McCarthy. And
Andrew is the one who is doing the film.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Okay, so the Brats Rats.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
So you're not going to see Molly Ringwald she declined
to be interviewed in it. And you're not going to
see Judd Nelson who they were also in the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh so it's not like a movie it's like a documents.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
A documentary. It's kind of like, yes, yes, and they
probably all hate each other, but that was the whole thing. Actually,
that was the whole thing. Yes, that they were like,
you know, they're being stereotyped. Don't put me in this group.
Emilia really didn't, you know. So there was a lot of.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
They learned to hate each other through the media, but
they hadn't talked to one another for like thirty years.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yes, please take your check, your little acting job, and
move on with your live Molly.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Molly Ringwald is probably the most even tempered of all them.
I'm surprised that she said no. I mean, she's like
a normal.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
She's like, I'm just I'm still moving forward. I'm not
going back to the past, baby, I'm moving for sounds
about right, Yeah, media game, yeah ye, and so yep,
you can check that out. And Randy was telling us
something about.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
There's a new Kevin Hart movie called Lyft. It's kind
of like it feels like that, oh the movie where
they have robbed the casino like an Ocean's eleven. There
you go, thank you. It feels like that, but but
it's really good. Guns and stuff, Yeah, guns and stuff,
but they steal like thirty tons of gold.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Well, I know you didn't go to the movie, so
oh no, it's streaming, Yeah, streaming, Apple TV, Apple TV,
the new Kevin Hart movie. Left. Yeah very much. Sorry, work,
I start farming some stuff out. I like it. Ah, right, well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy
review Yesterday question. Twenty years before the Beatles stunned Americans
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with young girls screaming, jumping, and fainting, this famous musician
was getting the same reaction, except he was paying them
to do it. Freak stra oh blue while it take
five bucks and kno what you find, and we will
celebrate Frank Sinatra. We've had Paton gollin his guitar for
a couple of days, and we'll do that, uh about
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thirty minutes. So well, let's jump on in here and
play john Boy Jeopardy. During the Vietnam War and again
during the Persian Gulf War, the US military trained these
to carry cameras in their mouths to act as scouts
for the troops. There are rumors that some were trained
as suicide bombers, but the military denies it.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Who were hooter girls?
Speaker 10 (25:55):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I'll talk to you. You get my answer for everything. What
you'all got one ain't under Big Show you told freeline
across America. We go to We Gonna winn and we
play John Boys Jepending Next. Good morning. It's a Big
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Show on the radio, running till your Tuesday, June eighteenth.
Today's feature track from The Big Show bid Box, The
Crocodile Stalker, the Southern Florida Crocadigator. There's her key words,
Southern Florida. I don't believe my research apartment says this
was the first crocodile Stalker episode. Your department, the mid
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Box that the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Well right now, let's wine y slive across America.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
It's John Boy, Jeopany and now a man.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Who says he's never been asked to carry a camera
in his.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Mouth, but holy moly, do y'all know.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
What they do during a colonoscope?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
John as I headed John out a good view Virginia.
Good morning, John, Good morning guys. Hey y'all doing man?
We are awesome. Welcome in here, all right, good view Virginia.
Oh you know I've got to y'all got a nice view.
Speaker 11 (27:38):
Well, it's it's it's nice for some people.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
You gotta find a hell, get a bonet and you'll
be alright. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell it. Tell Jackie.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
I live about a quarter mile from the lake, but
I'm not on the lake.
Speaker 11 (27:52):
I described my place as my house is the last
one on the left before you get to the nices.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
We know where Johnny. All, well, let's see what you got.
You got the first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy this morning.
Let's review it. During the Vietnam War again, during the
Persian Gulf War, US military trained these to carry cameras
in their mouths to act as scouts for the troops.
And they're rumors some were trained as suicide bombers. Were
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The military denies that. What are we looking for here.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
John, I'm thinking it's pigeons.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
All right, Well, let's see is it pigeons gone? That's
my first guest too.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Really, yeah, the military has done stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I thought I heard pigeons something like that. Well, John,
we appreciate you playing buddy. When you try to keep
cool and make a quarter mile to the lake, you'll
be all right. I'll do that, y'all have a game.
We appreciate you buddy. All right, well, let's go to Peter.
He's down in Georgetown, South Carolina's at you, Peter.
Speaker 10 (28:58):
It's the man.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Oh boy, buddy, you are man. Man, I've been listening
you guys for what they're almost forty years now. It's
probably been a while all the time.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
That's the man.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
You got this, you got make my You've made a
lot of people's days if you make my day every day.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You guys are hilarious. Man, I love you got man.
That's all beating we present, but in a showing you talk,
boy to go after all these years, we can get
meeting listeners the first time we're getting to talk doing
it is all well yourself. Yeah, exactly as Mother's.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Head and and Alex mcmill and the rap song bo
he did back then.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
That was hysterical McMillan. Wow, you look him up and
see what he was in office. That was all right
for something like that. All right, glad you made it
in here, buddy. Let's see what you got. Okay, just
taking us to day I you can win this big
old long tiger's prize pack. We're looking for the animals
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that US military train to be scouts, carrying cameras in
their mouths. What you think, joh boy, I think it dolphin.
Well let's see, is it dolphins?
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Thank you, joh boy, Tayter everybody.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Alex McMillan ninety three to ninety five, all right, good
deal that.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Hey, Peter, Hey, hey, everybody got it so good to you, boy.
Speaker 10 (30:37):
I can't believe I'm.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Talking to you. Well mostly you've done all the dogging,
but we appreciated that.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
I'd be so happy.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
We love you, Peter, get another mode out for me, everybody.
Speaker 9 (30:50):
Don't make everybody make yeah, shout out down whatever John
kick him shout out real quick.
Speaker 12 (30:55):
Yeah, of course to all the all the boy the
girls I grew up with in Barkley Downs, I hope you.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Everybody's doing okay?
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Why why?
Speaker 13 (31:05):
And today the day his ship came in, all right,
his natural will take me fishing days.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Tell guy you will get one of her skanging friends
that this.
Speaker 11 (31:21):
Kid, now he'll be bu riding your own.
Speaker 12 (31:58):
Good morning, it's a big shall on the radio, and
it is National Gold Fishing Day here on this June
the eighteenth, a day to take time from your daily
routine to find a stream on lake, a river, bait
your hook, cast your line and catch a fisher too, and.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
We are here to help get you in the moon.
And it kind of works. Want to spend some real
quality time with someone you care about. Take them fishing.
Take me fishing because I'll be all grown up sooner
than any think.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
Take me fishing because everything's more fun when we do
it together.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Take me fishing. You know what they save a bad
day on the water beach, a good day at work.
Take me fishing. Couse, my wife won't let me smoke
in the house anymore. Take may fishing. Man, does that
buddy out of a mile? Just set me a jar
of that plumb wine? We had it the infield at
Bristol last year? Remember that? Who turn me fishing? They
got a hot in new baby? Do I works down
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on the boat round makes she's smoking twenty one year?
Speaker 5 (33:00):
You don't care about it? A little wild dude.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I don't rather. I think you gotta likes me.
Speaker 10 (33:05):
Take me fishing because you know I'm not about to
let you go out there by yourself no mouth.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
That's right.
Speaker 10 (33:11):
I heard about the little skank of the month down
at the boat ranch. And you know how you get
when you're around some trash little tramp like that, so
don't even try it.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Take someone fishing. You might share an unforgettable moment I
went born yesterday, or it might be the only way
you get to leave the house to find out more.
Visit take someone fishing dot com.
Speaker 10 (33:31):
And if you come home smelling like that homemade racetrack
hooch on your breath, you out of here.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Good morning, it's a on the radio. I'll ride bringing
the boys.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
I check one too.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Res Good morning, that job.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Boy, that been Lady Randy.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Hey Jacket, What up my nipple? I mean my shs
over from me, hey Jacket. Honestly, since say I help.
Had a fella come in the church office of the
day said his name was Maurice Weaver. He said, raf
mold dog Charlie died. I said, well, I'm sorry to
hear that. He says, yeah, fifteen years old, just like
one of the family. We even bought him a plot
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over at the pet cemetery. I was wanting a few
preacher memorial service here at the church for him. I said, well, now,
I'm not sure I can preach a funeral for a dog,
but I tell you what those one of them Unitarian
churches down the road. Hear them unitarians are they believe
pretty much in the thing. I imagine they'd be glad
to hook you up. He said, Well, I reckon, I
give out a shot. By the way, I ain't sure
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how much you pay a preacher for something like that.
You think five hundred dollars a enough?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I said, whoa woa?
Speaker 6 (35:01):
Hold on, Now you didn't tell me.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Your dog was a Baptist.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Now listen, gentlemen speaking of fleabitting Baptist. Keep it going
for your headliner.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Hell, it's good hang ry by travel by press head
job boy, been a right ade I gave. I'm gonna
give y'all a history lesson this morning. You ever wondered
where Yodland come from? Say yeah, okay, I won't tell you.
Ben said she was wondering. Well, it was upbir and Switzerland,
Upbear and Swezerland. Word happened many years ago. Band was
traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Night fall was approaching.
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He had no where to sleep.
Speaker 10 (35:35):
Well.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
He went up to a farm house and asked the
farmer if he can spend the night. Farmer said, yeah,
you can sleep in the bar. They said as a
story goes farmer's daughter. Come down upstairs, said father. He
with that band, go with them to the ball. Swish Switzerland.
She's Swedish.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
What are you speaking by.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Trying to hang on to English anyway?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
At man?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
The father said, what's some feller travel that some of
a failure traveling through he says, he said he needs
a place to stay from the nice. I said he
can sleep in the bar. The daughter said, perhaps he
is hungry, so she prepared him to play the food
and took it out to the bar. About an hour
later her daughter come back, clothing all messed up, straw
in her hair. Right upstairs she went to bed well.
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The farmer's wife was very observant. She then went to down, suggested, well, baby,
the bed was thirsty, so she got a bottle of wide,
took it out to the bar, and she too. She
didn't return by the iur where she'd come back in.
Her clothing was askew. That means messed up too. Her
old blouse is butting it correctly, her hair all messed up.
She also went straight up to the room with the
bed well. Next more the sun rise, the man in
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the bar and got up continued on his journey waved
to the farmer as he left. When the daughter woke
up learned that the man was gone, she broke into tears.
How could he lay even though I'm saying goodbye, she
asked her cry a little sweetish voice. We made such
a passion in love last night, what shouted to father?
Ters angrily ran out of the house, looking for the bed,
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who by now was halfway up the bout farmer screamed
up at him, I vote against you. You had your
way with my daughter. When the man looked back down
from the mountain side, cupped his hand next to his
mouth and yelled, lady, old lady, time come, I'll make
you going to borrow. I'm gonna get out of here.
Speaker 10 (37:31):
Hi.
Speaker 14 (37:31):
This is Dolly Parton and you're listening to the two
biggest boobs in morning radio, not mine, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Shop.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Good Morning. This week show on the radio fell while
ago John boyd Jeffard. He was talking about I've learned
before the Beatles had teenage girls screaming and fainting. Frank
Sinatra was paying him to do it work work fine
on Blue Yes he.
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Did a good shot.
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Any musicians, you gotta pay homage to Frank old blue Eyes.
No doubt in my buddy, I've at Lana Pat Godwin.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Oh it's snatch in there.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Later years. You're a cuckoo, naughty chick.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
But now you're bringing me down and it cuts me
to the quick to hear you been fooling around. Well,
you know what you can do now that you with
this other god bye, you can blow me? Oh kiss goodbye. Yeah,
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that'll show me your face is already. So where is
he going stopping?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Plow me a kiss? Goolby? I did not care, did
not care for them. Good morning, I got the Big
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Next salutations fellow youth Sherman Pratt, though big show bratt
here with today's topic, grandparents. Family can be tough to
deal with. Sometimes you'd like to think you're the only
kid with obnoxious relatives, But the truth is every family
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tree has a monkey or two swinging from the branches,
and they come in all shapes and sizes. A booger eating,
cross eyed, snaggletooth cousin, a fat, boating, kissed, crazed great
aunt with a mustache bigger than your dad's, with the
ever popular bat uncle who always shows up hammered on
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the holidays, smelling like cheap beerings spoiled lunch meat. But
there's light at the end of the tunnel. Grandparents. Around
your folks, they act all stodgy and boring like you'd
expect grandparents to, But the minute you get them away
from the parental units, they come alive. It's like your
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grandparents are chakra from the planet Krypton, and your folks
are made of Kryptonize. They've got tons of energy and
they s why you rotten? This is great because your
parents hate it, and your grandparents know they hate it.
Amusement barks the zoo a carnival. Your wish is their command.
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They're like a couple of gray haired genius. And do
you think your folks got this kind of treatment from
them when they were your age? Fat chance, and here's
a tasty bonus. Your grandparents will jump with the chance
to write out your folks about all the stupid stuff
they did when they were kids. It makes all the
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stuff you've done or ever will do, look like the
work of an amateur. This gives you perfect ammunition. When
your folks bark at you for being a dufus, you
can throw their pasted up in their face. They'll deny it,
but thanks to your grandparents, you know the truth. So
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until next time, it's a shrimmin pratt reminding you it's
a kid's world.
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This is James best, but maybe you know me better
at rush Gold Coltrane eat on the Duke's he this shard.
I want you to listen to John Boy and Billy's
on the Big Shore off coffee and stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You could you do them nucking knocking doodle doos loving out.
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On Mother's Tuesday, June the eighteenth, we had a couple
of days away from the show, the beginning of summer.
Unlet's just act like in summer. It won't be too hard,
but that.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Will be easy.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
A suburb to you sweating. And then I've got it.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well, it's gonna be hot this year. It's summer. It
only sees today's National Gold Fishing Day. They do it
better now, Why the sun's coming up here before it
gets hot. And then we'll ease it in the late afternoon.
I think they'll be biting again, and we'll get one
of Jackie's kanky friends and do a public service announcement
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to take me fishing a little.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
You better hope she don't hear that. And I don't
mean Jackie cardeld Away.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Right now, all right, we got three days in this
strict saved up. We'll get the winning beginning all right,
we awake, Big Shoe's on a radio. Good morning, Big
Shows on a radio. Coming up, We play out birds.
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Click on the link.
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Just listen up right here? Why are you waking up
when you one hundred and twenty dollars worth? Nineteen eighty one,
the first genetically engineered vaccine was announced. It was designed
to prevent hoof and mouth disease.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
There you go, do the work, Randy, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
very effective.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'll see you're the one think of first with the
old foot in the mouth of disease. Here, well, hoff
in mouth, Never mind, I'm going to workshops on feet
material yet, Okay, all right. Nineteen ninety three, the first
lab test is released in Arizona confirming a bee involved
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in an attack as a dreaded Africanized killer B is
the second state invaded. They gotta show you fature of
that new spider that will parachute on you, yellow and black.
I got one on my phone to show you. I
really don't want they do away, but they parachute.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
But it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Hey, you hate spiders? All right?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
My wife bought me a really nice pair of sweatpants
because I've been wearing sweatpants around the house, right man.
They fit really well. And I just happened after I
sat down. I looked down and there was a spider logo.
That's the brand name spider. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, no, I'm saying that.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I scared the hell.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
That's a cool little spider.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yeah, she could come back, all right, of course they did.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Alright, let's move up to nineteen ninety four the Las
Vegas auction. A collector paid thirty six grand where Elvis
Presley's expired American Express card. What have a card? You know,
just get one and put Elvis's name on him. Show everybody.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
That is wild touch. Everybody drowning in credit card debt
these days. Eighty six grand born expired. Well all right,
well there you go. Let's talk about credit cards. That'll
cover that third category. If you're gonna get through and
play out bursts. That's gonna be helpful. Come on, we'll
play next one eight hundred big shows that told for
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you across America. Good morning. This will make Shaw on
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the radio run until you early Tuesday. Today's feature track
from The Big Show bit box the Crocodile Stalker. Please
Southern Florida, crockaigator.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I believe this is the very first ever crocodile start.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
All right, guys, episode one. Search for key words Southern
Florida in the Big Show dot com. Right now, Outburst,
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
John Boys and Billy give the prizes from the Big
Prize being.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Have a merry up and guest time you have the
best time.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Let's say hid a fellow from Kingsport, t Us. We
have shots.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Come home in he Philip. Good morning, Hey, good morning,
Hey buddy, we're awesome. Glad you made it in the Philip.
Were all pulling for you. Let's get through these three categories.
Get you one hundred twenty dollars with a bull snot.
I didn't think that make you happy first thing in
the morning.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Right, yeah, I'm used to.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I Philip, give us so you should base this first category.
Three animals with hoofs ready to go. Cower, you got
just pull them up by Philip. Give us three things
with a stinger ready go.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
Uh be a bee, a fink, daily fish, and a scorpion.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Good at you, right and for the win. Three credit
cards ready to go.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
These ames smash the cards mine and your.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Man. I say, well, what I'm showing you pictures of
that parachuting spider Randy to keep you awake at night.
I got some more pictures my buddy Pineter Jackie. You know,
my buddy Potter the coast who hunts fishes and ain't
afraid of everything. And he's the one that's got whether
it's pet alligators. He's the one that was hugging on
the donkey, the donkey that y'all up like that. He
went out he got stung by a hornet. He went
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out at night with a plastic baggy and captured the
hornet's nest with the hornets in the baggy. Wow, and
took it back and micro waved them.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Show them God.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Mica wave part. I'mbut you know lett that go, but
go on at night and capture a hornet's nest where
the horners working crazy, stay awake around this guy. Yeah,
that's he a fillip. Good work on your end, buddy,
Gonna clean up you'll place in kings Port.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
All right, Well I would like to have a shout out,
all right, a bunch of friends of mine and where
I work, Uh, Derek, Marty road Hit, Tammy and everybody
else and my lovely wife Sandy.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
All right, do you remember who was between Derek and
and Tammy? He kind of dropped out on that.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
One, beating Derek, Derek Hardy, the Marty, Andy sand Row.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Here, Mo Hill? That's that's mole Hill? Was that it hill?
Speaker 9 (08:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Okay, oh yeah, you're just gonna breeze right over Molehill.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
That you're working with. Now, now you don't you don't
have a bubba in there. Come on.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
They got that Tammy and said, all right, I'll hang
out with them just packing I fell up. Good work, buddy,
appreciate you and your buds listening to the big show. Well,
thank goodness, the pollen dusting of the spring is over,
and now we can get the mid nineties.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
You know, the summertime about.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Normal here, But Poet Laurete looking back now, good morning.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Now let's make showing the radio Tuesday, June eighteenth, two
days away from the beginning of summer. So let's look
back at the essence of our spring twenty twenty four. Well,
not many shows can say they have their very own
Poet Laureate, but we can, and they stopped by to
SHARE's latest wordsmithery come by, Colonel Hamilton Brewster. How you doing, Colonel?
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If I was any better, vitamins would be taking me as.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Good to hear.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
So what if you got for us today?
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Well, my latest is entitled The Big Pollen Puff of
twenty four. It goes a little bit like this, when
the ice all melts and spring is here. It's most
folks favorite time of year. But there's one part of
the season that leaves some folks bawling, the dusty scourge
of the skies, that dad gum pollen. But this year'd
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be different. A new fella in town, a real weirdo
we've seen a wandering round. His name was Professor Ludwig
von Dinas, a certifiable horticultural genius. He picked this place,
and not by chance, for climate and soil and native plants.
His goal was a hybrid that when that was no joke,
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crossing a fraser fur with sticky weed smoke ha ha
ha and evergreen and cannabis an unlikely pair. I asked
him why, and he decided to share big money in marihuchi,
a fortune to be found with something that grows wild
all year round. He'd spend years perfecting his mad science scheme.
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He'd be wealthy as old nasness if he achieved his dream.
And sure enough the spring did the deed, a twenty
foot tall grove of evergreen weed. But before the harvest,
the plants had to bloom with a pollen explosion, like
an atomic boom. Soon pollen dust covered the whole countryside,
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inside and out.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
There was nowhere to.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
Hide but a curious fact about this season's dust. A
good sniff got you high, and this fact you can trust.
Before two days had passed, the whole town was baked,
snorting that pollen till both nostrils ached. They was snorting
off benches and snorting on off trees, off outhouse seats,
with the whole county peas snorting off cheves and hyundais
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and Fords even snorted off a dodge forgive me Lord,
sniffing off dogs and hamsters and cats, whiffing off decks
and stained trucker hats. It was like the old days,
folks smooching their cousins. Even insects was stoned. The bees
were really buzzing hah. After a month the pollen was gone,
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Folks felt like they just couldn't go on itching and
a scratching, going through withdrawal like when they hide the
diet coke from y'all.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Ha ha.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
The Professor's creation made the whole town smile, and it'll
have to hold them for just a short while, because
after Christmas is over, just you wait and see, kids
will find their folks smoking the Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Good Tuesday morning, Big Show is on the radio twenty
minutes away. We'll open up the desk of tainertainment news
and find out what to watch. Right now, it's time
for dumb crook news. Dumbgrunk story is sending from you
the Big Show listeners from all over the world. The
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address will follow this report. And today we're featuring a
special Florida Man edition. A twenty eight year old Merritt
Island Florida man called nine one one and told dispatchers
he needed to ride to Hooters because his grandmother was
having a medical emergency in the restaurant's parking lot well.
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One deputy was sent to pick up the man while
another sped off to the Hooters location. Once both cops
were there, a three hour long granny hunt was conducted
in and around the Hooters. Eventually, the man's grandmother was
found to be safe and sound at her home, with
no medical emergency and surprisingly no recent visits to Hooters.
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I went there in the several months study a note,
police turned their attention to the grandson, who they lost
trago during the confusion. He was later found of a
nearby Burger King where he was helping his girlfriend with
car trouble, and he was arrested for misuse of the
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nine to one one system. Then armless forty six year
old Miami, Florida man has been charged was stabbing a tourist.
The Armless Man, who was well known by local authorities
as a homeless man who works as a street artist
in Miami, where he paints abstract pictures with his feet
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in exchange for handouts from tourists. One such tourist told
police he had stopped to admire the man's work and
then asking for directions. The armless artist suddenly became enraged,
pick up a pair of scissors with his foot, and
lunged at the tourists, stabbing him in his left arm.
Police arrested thee no arm bandit and charge him with
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aggravated assault. Tourists was treated to release from a local hospital.
A twenty four year old West Palm Beach, Florida man
and his girlfriend were both accidentally ran over by a
police cruiser while the pair were laying in the road
trying to watch the lunary cliffs and he was traveling
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around a sharp left hand curve curve who was around
only five miles an hour when he ran over the pair.
At first he thought he had hit an animal, but
then discovered the injured couple, who were still laying in
the road, so the couple did not sustain life threatening
injuries and were later released from a local hospital.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
I've not an animal.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
And finally, a Marion County, Florida man was caught on
police radar going three times a speed limit.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Well.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
The officer attended to pull the man over, but he
had other ideas, so he turned off his headlights and
tried out running a cop, but when that didn't go
so well, he gave up and pulled over. The CoP's
body cam shows him walking up to the vehicle saying sir,
do you know, dude, do you seriously have an open
tall boy between your legs right now, the which the
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man replied, Uh, yeah, you wan't want.
Speaker 10 (17:01):
See.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Officer declined the offer and the rest of the man
for du wife. Yeah. It was later found to be
more than four times over the legal limit. During his booking,
cops noticed he was wearing a T shirt that read,
I'm the reason the Beer's always gone. If you have
dumb crook news. Mail to dumb crook news, John Boyn
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Billy peelbox one nine one one one, Charlotte and see
two eight two one nine email anybody but me at
the Big show dot com.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
The biggest thing ever happened in Maybury.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Real big, big, big bee. Well, now just simmer down, Barney,
what is well? I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Well, so far, all I know is it something big?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (17:55):
Big?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Ain't the word for it. I mean, it ain't the
word for you.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
Sure are using it a lot now what you.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Well, I just got it on the radio.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Thank her for Uh what do you think about that?
Speaker 8 (18:05):
Only one word I can think of.
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B Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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of school. Let's look at the summer giveaways you can
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that tractor. When you hit the Big Show dot com,
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talking about Lord Tigers winning a trip of a lifetime
to the eighty fourth Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally and brand
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for what to watch and here's our dear Marcy Tayter
moreen appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
We are gonna look at the box office from the
weekend first and the makers of Inside Out. They're probably
feeling pretty good day because they opened up at number
one with an earning of one hundred and fifty five
million dollars, and apparently that's the biggest debut of the year.
In the movie Spectrum, Bad Boys, Rider Died dropped from
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first place down to second place, Kingdom of the Planet
of the Eights climbed up from fifth to third place,
while the Garfield movie was fourth, and The Watchers came
in fifth. Alright, so they thank you if you were
one of the contributing factors to those money lines. All right,
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things come about this Friday. The Bike Riders a furious
drama following the rise of a fictional nineteen sixties Midwestern
motorcycle club through the lives of its members. It is
not a bike, They are on motorcycles. Tom Hardy, Michael Shannon,
Jody bicycle really weird. The Exorcism comes out out. It
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follows Anthony Miller, a troubled actor who begins to unravel
while shooting a supernatural horror film, and kinds of Kindness
comes out This Friday plot kept under wraps is what
I've found it. No, that's just there are kinds of
kindness It has Emma Stone starring Emma Stone in it
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and Joe Alwyn, who was Taylor Swift's ex boyfriend. Things
to stream. House of the Dragon Season two is on
HBO this week, and if you are a Game of
Thrones fan, this is the prequel and they promised that
season two will have some throwdown going on, so they'll
get some fighting going on. Netflix has thirty for thirty
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June seventeenth, nineteen ninety four, Famous State, because that's what
Oja was in the Bronco and everyone was chasing him.
So this documents the events of that day. And Hulu
has Brats, which, if you remember the brat Pack kind
like the rat Pack. It had those all those actors.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Well, he wasn't as much as much as.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
His brother Emilio Esta does had Rob Low, he was
also part of the brat Pack, and Andrew McCarthy. And
Andrew is the one who is doing the film.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Okay, so the Brats Rats.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
So you're not going to see Molly Ringwald she declined
to be interviewed in it. And you're not going to
see Judd Nelson who they were also in the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh so it's not like a movie it's like a documents.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
A documentary. It's kind of like, yes, yes, and they
probably all hate each other, but that was the whole thing. Actually,
that was the whole thing. Yes, that they were like,
you know, they're being stereotyped. Don't put me in this group.
Emilia really didn't, you know. So there was a lot of.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
They learned to hate each other through the media, but
they hadn't talked to one another for like thirty years.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yes, please take your check, your little acting job, and
move on with your live Molly.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Molly Ringwald is probably the most even tempered of all them.
I'm surprised that she said no. I mean, she's like
a normal.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
She's like, I'm just I'm still moving forward. I'm not
going back to the past, baby, I'm moving for sounds
about right, Yeah, media game, yeah ye, and so yep,
you can check that out. And Randy was telling us
something about.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
There's a new Kevin Hart movie called Lyft. It's kind
of like it feels like that, oh the movie where
they have robbed the casino like an Ocean's eleven. There
you go, thank you. It feels like that, but but
it's really good. Guns and stuff, Yeah, guns and stuff,
but they steal like thirty tons of gold.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Well, I know you didn't go to the movie, so
oh no, it's streaming, Yeah, streaming, Apple TV, Apple TV,
the new Kevin Hart movie. Left. Yeah very much. Sorry, work,
I start farming some stuff out. I like it. Ah, right, well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy
review Yesterday question. Twenty years before the Beatles stunned Americans
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with young girls screaming, jumping, and fainting, this famous musician
was getting the same reaction, except he was paying them
to do it. Freak stra oh blue while it take
five bucks and kno what you find, and we will
celebrate Frank Sinatra. We've had Paton gollin his guitar for
a couple of days, and we'll do that, uh about
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thirty minutes. So well, let's jump on in here and
play john Boy Jeopardy. During the Vietnam War and again
during the Persian Gulf War, the US military trained these
to carry cameras in their mouths to act as scouts
for the troops. There are rumors that some were trained
as suicide bombers, but the military denies it.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Who were hooter girls?
Speaker 10 (25:55):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I'll talk to you. You get my answer for everything. What
you'all got one ain't under Big Show you told freeline
across America. We go to We Gonna winn and we
play John Boys Jepending Next. Good morning. It's a Big
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Show on the radio, running till your Tuesday, June eighteenth.
Today's feature track from The Big Show bid Box, The
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Southern Florida. I don't believe my research apartment says this
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Speaker 8 (27:00):
Well right now, let's wine y slive across America.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
It's John Boy, Jeopany and now a man.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Who says he's never been asked to carry a camera
in his.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Mouth, but holy moly, do y'all know.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
What they do during a colonoscope?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
John as I headed John out a good view Virginia.
Good morning, John, Good morning guys. Hey y'all doing man?
We are awesome. Welcome in here, all right, good view Virginia.
Oh you know I've got to y'all got a nice view.
Speaker 11 (27:38):
Well, it's it's it's nice for some people.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
You gotta find a hell, get a bonet and you'll
be alright. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell it. Tell Jackie.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
I live about a quarter mile from the lake, but
I'm not on the lake.
Speaker 11 (27:52):
I described my place as my house is the last
one on the left before you get to the nices.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
We know where Johnny. All, well, let's see what you got.
You got the first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy this morning.
Let's review it. During the Vietnam War again, during the
Persian Gulf War, US military trained these to carry cameras
in their mouths to act as scouts for the troops.
And they're rumors some were trained as suicide bombers. Were
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The military denies that. What are we looking for here.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
John, I'm thinking it's pigeons.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
All right, Well, let's see is it pigeons gone? That's
my first guest too.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Really, yeah, the military has done stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I thought I heard pigeons something like that. Well, John,
we appreciate you playing buddy. When you try to keep
cool and make a quarter mile to the lake, you'll
be all right. I'll do that, y'all have a game.
We appreciate you buddy. All right, well, let's go to Peter.
He's down in Georgetown, South Carolina's at you, Peter.
Speaker 10 (28:58):
It's the man.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Oh boy, buddy, you are man. Man, I've been listening
you guys for what they're almost forty years now. It's
probably been a while all the time.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
That's the man.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
You got this, you got make my You've made a
lot of people's days if you make my day every day.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You guys are hilarious. Man, I love you got man.
That's all beating we present, but in a showing you talk,
boy to go after all these years, we can get
meeting listeners the first time we're getting to talk doing
it is all well yourself. Yeah, exactly as Mother's.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Head and and Alex mcmill and the rap song bo
he did back then.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
That was hysterical McMillan. Wow, you look him up and
see what he was in office. That was all right
for something like that. All right, glad you made it
in here, buddy. Let's see what you got. Okay, just
taking us to day I you can win this big
old long tiger's prize pack. We're looking for the animals
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that US military train to be scouts, carrying cameras in
their mouths. What you think, joh boy, I think it dolphin.
Well let's see, is it dolphins?
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Thank you, joh boy, Tayter everybody.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Alex McMillan ninety three to ninety five, all right, good
deal that.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Hey, Peter, Hey, hey, everybody got it so good to you, boy.
Speaker 10 (30:37):
I can't believe I'm.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Talking to you. Well mostly you've done all the dogging,
but we appreciated that.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
I'd be so happy.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
We love you, Peter, get another mode out for me, everybody.
Speaker 9 (30:50):
Don't make everybody make yeah, shout out down whatever John
kick him shout out real quick.
Speaker 12 (30:55):
Yeah, of course to all the all the boy the
girls I grew up with in Barkley Downs, I hope you.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Everybody's doing okay?
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Why why?
Speaker 13 (31:05):
And today the day his ship came in, all right,
his natural will take me fishing days.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Tell guy you will get one of her skanging friends
that this.
Speaker 11 (31:21):
Kid, now he'll be bu riding your own.
Speaker 12 (31:58):
Good morning, it's a big shall on the radio, and
it is National Gold Fishing Day here on this June
the eighteenth, a day to take time from your daily
routine to find a stream on lake, a river, bait
your hook, cast your line and catch a fisher too, and.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
We are here to help get you in the moon.
And it kind of works. Want to spend some real
quality time with someone you care about. Take them fishing.
Take me fishing because I'll be all grown up sooner
than any think.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
Take me fishing because everything's more fun when we do
it together.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Take me fishing. You know what they save a bad
day on the water beach, a good day at work.
Take me fishing. Couse, my wife won't let me smoke
in the house anymore. Take may fishing. Man, does that
buddy out of a mile? Just set me a jar
of that plumb wine? We had it the infield at
Bristol last year? Remember that? Who turn me fishing? They
got a hot in new baby? Do I works down
(32:57):
on the boat round makes she's smoking twenty one year?
Speaker 5 (33:00):
You don't care about it? A little wild dude.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I don't rather. I think you gotta likes me.
Speaker 10 (33:05):
Take me fishing because you know I'm not about to
let you go out there by yourself no mouth.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
That's right.
Speaker 10 (33:11):
I heard about the little skank of the month down
at the boat ranch. And you know how you get
when you're around some trash little tramp like that, so
don't even try it.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Take someone fishing. You might share an unforgettable moment I
went born yesterday, or it might be the only way
you get to leave the house to find out more.
Visit take someone fishing dot com.
Speaker 10 (33:31):
And if you come home smelling like that homemade racetrack
hooch on your breath, you out of here.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Good morning, it's a on the radio. I'll ride bringing
the boys.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
I check one too.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Res Good morning, that job.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Boy, that been Lady Randy.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Hey Jacket, What up my nipple? I mean my shs
over from me, hey Jacket. Honestly, since say I help.
Had a fella come in the church office of the
day said his name was Maurice Weaver. He said, raf
mold dog Charlie died. I said, well, I'm sorry to
hear that. He says, yeah, fifteen years old, just like
one of the family. We even bought him a plot
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over at the pet cemetery. I was wanting a few
preacher memorial service here at the church for him. I said, well, now,
I'm not sure I can preach a funeral for a dog,
but I tell you what those one of them Unitarian
churches down the road. Hear them unitarians are they believe
pretty much in the thing. I imagine they'd be glad
to hook you up. He said, Well, I reckon, I
give out a shot. By the way, I ain't sure
(34:56):
how much you pay a preacher for something like that.
You think five hundred dollars a enough?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I said, whoa woa?
Speaker 6 (35:01):
Hold on, Now you didn't tell me.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Your dog was a Baptist.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Now listen, gentlemen speaking of fleabitting Baptist. Keep it going
for your headliner.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Hell, it's good hang ry by travel by press head
job boy, been a right ade I gave. I'm gonna
give y'all a history lesson this morning. You ever wondered
where Yodland come from? Say yeah, okay, I won't tell you.
Ben said she was wondering. Well, it was upbir and Switzerland,
Upbear and Swezerland. Word happened many years ago. Band was
traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Night fall was approaching.
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He had no where to sleep.
Speaker 10 (35:35):
Well.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
He went up to a farm house and asked the
farmer if he can spend the night. Farmer said, yeah,
you can sleep in the bar. They said as a
story goes farmer's daughter. Come down upstairs, said father. He
with that band, go with them to the ball. Swish Switzerland.
She's Swedish.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
What are you speaking by.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Trying to hang on to English anyway?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
At man?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
The father said, what's some feller travel that some of
a failure traveling through he says, he said he needs
a place to stay from the nice. I said he
can sleep in the bar. The daughter said, perhaps he
is hungry, so she prepared him to play the food
and took it out to the bar. About an hour
later her daughter come back, clothing all messed up, straw
in her hair. Right upstairs she went to bed well.
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The farmer's wife was very observant. She then went to down, suggested, well, baby,
the bed was thirsty, so she got a bottle of wide,
took it out to the bar, and she too. She
didn't return by the iur where she'd come back in.
Her clothing was askew. That means messed up too. Her
old blouse is butting it correctly, her hair all messed up.
She also went straight up to the room with the
bed well. Next more the sun rise, the man in
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the bar and got up continued on his journey waved
to the farmer as he left. When the daughter woke
up learned that the man was gone, she broke into tears.
How could he lay even though I'm saying goodbye, she
asked her cry a little sweetish voice. We made such
a passion in love last night, what shouted to father?
Ters angrily ran out of the house, looking for the bed,
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who by now was halfway up the bout farmer screamed
up at him, I vote against you. You had your
way with my daughter. When the man looked back down
from the mountain side, cupped his hand next to his
mouth and yelled, lady, old lady, time come, I'll make
you going to borrow. I'm gonna get out of here.
Speaker 10 (37:31):
Hi.
Speaker 14 (37:31):
This is Dolly Parton and you're listening to the two
biggest boobs in morning radio, not mine, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Shop.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Good Morning. This week show on the radio fell while
ago John boyd Jeffard. He was talking about I've learned
before the Beatles had teenage girls screaming and fainting. Frank
Sinatra was paying him to do it work work fine
on Blue Yes he.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Did a good shot.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Any musicians, you gotta pay homage to Frank old blue Eyes.
No doubt in my buddy, I've at Lana Pat Godwin.
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Oh it's snatch in there.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Later years. You're a cuckoo, naughty chick.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
But now you're bringing me down and it cuts me
to the quick to hear you been fooling around. Well,
you know what you can do now that you with
this other god bye, you can blow me? Oh kiss goodbye. Yeah,
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that'll show me your face is already. So where is
he going stopping?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Plow me a kiss? Goolby? I did not care, did
not care for them. Good morning, I got the Big
Show on the radio. Hang on for Sherman Pratt, The
Big Show Bratt. Especially if you are a grandparent, you're
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Speaker 14 (39:51):
Next salutations fellow youth Sherman Pratt, though big show bratt
here with today's topic, grandparents. Family can be tough to
deal with. Sometimes you'd like to think you're the only
kid with obnoxious relatives, But the truth is every family
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tree has a monkey or two swinging from the branches,
and they come in all shapes and sizes. A booger eating,
cross eyed, snaggletooth cousin, a fat, boating, kissed, crazed great
aunt with a mustache bigger than your dad's, with the
ever popular bat uncle who always shows up hammered on
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the holidays, smelling like cheap beerings spoiled lunch meat. But
there's light at the end of the tunnel. Grandparents. Around
your folks, they act all stodgy and boring like you'd
expect grandparents to, But the minute you get them away
from the parental units, they come alive. It's like your
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grandparents are chakra from the planet Krypton, and your folks
are made of Kryptonize. They've got tons of energy and
they s why you rotten? This is great because your
parents hate it, and your grandparents know they hate it.
Amusement barks the zoo a carnival. Your wish is their command.
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They're like a couple of gray haired genius. And do
you think your folks got this kind of treatment from
them when they were your age? Fat chance, and here's
a tasty bonus. Your grandparents will jump with the chance
to write out your folks about all the stupid stuff
they did when they were kids. It makes all the
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stuff you've done or ever will do, look like the
work of an amateur. This gives you perfect ammunition. When
your folks bark at you for being a dufus, you
can throw their pasted up in their face. They'll deny it,
but thanks to your grandparents, you know the truth. So
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until next time, it's a shrimmin pratt reminding you it's
a kid's world.
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