April 8, 2025 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy’s Smart TV is too smart for him.. - We’ll take a Greek language lesson.. - John Boy promised to bring in a script today - and winds up just pulling something out of his butt.. - Gary Busey jots down some of the bizarre thoughts running through his head.. - John Boy saves the International Space Station.. - We fill a request for Gasaholics Anonymous.. - and Tacky Jackies is going nuts for Tax Day!…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Come on, read the day. It's gonna be a good one.
Tuesday April and a big show. It's on a radio
with your Caruka.
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Cuckoo was born.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Many different languages to make your day okay too? So
far well both of them has been English. Never did
want all right, So we're slowly waking up the sea.
Good morning, April the eighth is National and Panada Day. Impanada.
That's a delicious pastry that comes in several different forms.
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We will honor a pastry in West Country National Zoo
Lovers Day. Explore our local zoo with a laurel and
hearty handshake in the Alliance cage. Get in there, take
a selfie. What could happen national all this hour's day?
(02:11):
It takes us along three views of appreciation. Well, it
sounds like a lot of work. All is ours almost hours,
So let's see. Okay, celebrate both approaches to the day,
or pick the one who best suits you. I don't
even know what we're talking about. Okay, here, that first
approach to the day can be looked at as a
(02:33):
time to reflect on all of the beauty of nature
and all the wonderful things in life.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Okay, it's like a like a your gratitude and then
setting attention kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I don't know, Noma, stay John boy, I.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Don't know what the other view is or not?
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No, roll over, sleep a little later.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
It doesn't matter. You're not gonna do it.
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Like just turning these people downright, Well, we got three
dates in this or saved up. Those will be very important.
That'll help us get the winning beginning. Let's get their
first prize back out. We are awake, Big shows on
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at his first prize pack, one hundred and twenty dollars
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up here our three dates in history where we get
our categories so you can win it. April eighth, nineteen
(03:41):
seventy nine to two hundred and fourth and final episode
of All in the Family aired on CBS. The next
season it would be morphing into It would a morph
into I got an Archie Bunkers place. Yeah, and it
was just as good.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
They they took all the bite out of it.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Right.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well, let's move up to twenty nineteen. A record seventeen
foot invasive Burmese python was found pregnant with seventy three eggs.
It was captured in Florida's Big Cypress and National Reserve.
What was the deal with all the snakes that got
out in Florida? Was a hurricane years ago? Because now,
(04:28):
I mean they're just all over the swamps. They're taking over.
You see a bunch of shows with you going and
taking them out and eradicating them. Fight. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I have not seen that. I need to hunt.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Check that out and see what the deal is on it.
Uh wow, I don't know. It was just one place
that was raising these snakes and then that blew it
down and they all escaped.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Well, if one snake can have seventy two eggs there.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oh my gosh, think about that. And I think there's
still a monkey left in South Carolina. Remember when the
monkeys the monkeys just and not the singing group.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
All our sci fi movies are cutting true.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So there you go. Think about seventy three eggs got
Tatter's head. And finally, in twenty twenty two, the Academy
of Motion Picture of Arts and Sciences decided to ban
Will Smith. He will not be able to attend the
Oscars for ten years after he slapped host Chris Rock
on stage during the twenty twenty two ceremony. Oh Will.
I lost a little respect for Will that night, not
(05:30):
that he stood up when slapping, because he was laughing
at the joke until his old wife gave him that look,
and then he had knew he had to do something.
I don't know why look at him about half hearted
her jacket.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Someways got a lot of aggression.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Will Smith said to keep his wife's name out of
your head.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, you can't know out of your mouth. I'd said
it like this, so you know I'm tough. Shut up,
shut down, Thank you ouch al righter. There you go.
Let's think about where you could be panned from. That'll
be fun. One eight hundred big shows you told free line.
Come on we play out Birds next. Good morning, it's
(06:39):
a big show on the radio. Tuesday, April eight Our
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Upburst, Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
John Boys Billy to give the prizes from the big
prize being. Let's go contested number one. This should really
be a lot of fun.
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When you're playing Outburst.
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Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
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Let's say heard a Carver from Mount Holland, North Carolina.
Well shots, Carver, Morning Carver, good morning, Hey buddy, welcome
out of Mount Hollywood, North Carolina, home of my old
(07:51):
buddy Joe Butler.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Up there, ye all right, card, Well you don't know Joe,
do you? You probably about run over him, ever met.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
It's a good thing to removed that thirty minutes or less.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Joe. Jon's a Facebook star now since I've burned his
pizza for his bus. Nice. All right, I'll get some
get some pots, pictures, something, I'll shoot a video of.
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The ball game.
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Things are viral on you.
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All right, all right, Carver, let's get you two these
three categories with that hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bull snot you ready?
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All right?
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Edith and Meathead. Now three animals that lay eggs. Ready,
go okay, steak, chicken and fish. And for the win.
Three places you can be banned from. Ready go.
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The oscars, a ballpark or a bar.
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And there is far man from a lot of places.
It's like you got your prize back from the Big Show.
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Carver.
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Congratulations, buddy, all right, thanks, you got it man. Get
that to Mount Hollywood, North Carolina. Jacket bottom of the
hours on top of your news. I can't I can't
operate a remote, so you no, okay, h good morning,
(10:07):
it's a big show on a radio. Oh, man, don't
you get happy? Smell that weekend coming?
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Is that what that is?
Speaker 6 (10:14):
I smelled victory? I smelled deviled eggs. Uh, let's see
what's happening.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Hey, ran down to all you complaining you do about me.
I don't know if you've heard about this. Uh, there's
a deal in Richmond. Out of Richmond, somebody wants to
put an air asthma machine in your house, like this
air machine people with asthma paying off.
Speaker 13 (10:37):
Yeah, I'm starting to cash in on a potentially life
threatening disease.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
All part of his twenty five year master plan.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
What I'll get one when you get one?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Okay, all right, that's what I want.
Speaker 13 (10:49):
I think I'll stick with the prescribed inhaler, thank you, though.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
Johnny wants one that's real tricked out.
Speaker 14 (10:55):
Can they do that?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, there a rocket locker.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (11:02):
Besides, I do a lot of complaining about you, because
you give me a lot to complain about that.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I remember to answer machines with Amy's mom. You're to
start recording my.
Speaker 13 (11:12):
Well, if I wasn't restricted to delete them, just out
of pure frustration. I get the kind of calls from
John Boy over the weekend or in the evenings.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Stephen Cable, I don't know how to work this.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
Text?
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Where is my remote?
Speaker 12 (11:36):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Now you're exaggerating some Now you were my remote? Well, yeah, I.
Speaker 13 (11:42):
One time, like nine times, I went over you know
those label makers that make those real nice white labels
with you know.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
The all my remotes and the one big one that
I couldn't operate because he kept saying, I don't know
where the vote is.
Speaker 13 (11:55):
I want to watch the DVD, but it's labeled so
clear you can't.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Get it wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh yes you can, yes, And it takes me off too.
Beaure's always something simple, Randy, drive over, walk in, walk
up to it, push one button.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
And walk out of the house.
Speaker 15 (12:12):
Never say a word to anybody except for the cat
that knows I have asthma and I'm allergic to it.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That's why I need one of them, are asthma machine.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
This cat is possessed by the devil. It grabs my
leg and crawls into me.
Speaker 16 (12:26):
I know.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
She comes up to me when I'm trying to nap,
puts her button my face.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
She knows I don't like I can understand.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
So you got that to look forward, all right?
Speaker 14 (12:35):
Well, look, let's do some good right here. Enough about
your petty problem, yes please, good.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Morning, big shows on the radio, and here we go.
Speaker 8 (13:12):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Oh yo, yo, yo yo. What's up, duty, dudes?
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Oh yeah, I've got some allergies.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I don't know what I could be allergic to.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
What's crag oacon or y'all cool?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I'm doing good, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
So much all.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
I've just been sitting around the house thinking about stuff
you want to.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Hear so much.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Did you ever think about it that, like, one minute
you're young and fun and the next year turn it
down the stereo in your car to see better. See
it happened to my mom all the time. I've been
feeling a little moody and run down lately, so I
looked up my symptoms and yep, I got it.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
It's adulthood. I have adulthood fixing it.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
At the age of sixty five, y'all, my grandma started
walking ten miles a day. Not awesome. She's ninety two now.
I have no idea where she's at.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
I'm not a club.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Anybody suffering from insomnias omnya is terrible, I do. On
the plus side, only three more sleeps until Christmas. So
I asked an elder at our club, even after sixty years,
you still call your wife darling, honey Bridges sweaty Pine
(15:08):
was like, what is your secret?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Old?
Speaker 7 (15:16):
He said? He said he forgot her name ten years
ago and he's scared to ask her now. I don't
know about you, but as an American, like, I'm tired
of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally,
I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Okay, let that.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Say, Okay, I'll hold Oh, I see.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Maybe we are the dumbest people.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You're helping.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Jackie.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
I received a text from Zach saying he was breaking
up with me. Imagine how relieved I was when he
texts later and said, sorry, wrong number. Butt cheeks. I
was just wondering, like I was thinking, is butt cheeks
(16:22):
one word? Or should I spread them apart?
Speaker 16 (16:32):
I felt we all needed that break.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Hey, do y'all have any extra disposable masks laying around
from the pandemic?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Here's a tip I learned.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
You can use them to brew espresso because they're coffee filters,
coffee filters.
Speaker 11 (16:52):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
My mom always said I have two major faults, like
a mom to say that. One is I don't listen
and something else.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Okay, what more you do?
Speaker 7 (17:07):
And then I gotta go because there's a lot more
of this.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I need a new.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Sixty dollars maybe the no excuse.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Me, incomplete.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Sixty, maybe the new forty. You know, and you're a
but the one dollars bill is the new twenty.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Okay, so I messed out up?
Speaker 7 (17:33):
Who goes?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Look at the time, I think I need to go.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
That's it for now.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Okay, y'all keep rocking. I'll keep picking, and.
Speaker 17 (17:41):
You know, you know.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
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Speaker 12 (19:56):
And now Language Lab, the show that teaches you a
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Thank you.
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Tayman News. What to watch here is Marseille.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Hey, let's see what they were watching at the movies
this past weekend, coming in at number one. A Minecraft
craft a Minecraft movie, Minecraft Movie, I'm just aft Oka.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Minecraft is the Jack.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Black movie and Jason Momoa about the video game and Wow.
They did well for their opening week one and fifty
seven million dollars.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
A very popular game as well.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
It is is the best debut for a video game
adaptation and the biggest domestic debut of the year.
Speaker 15 (21:34):
That's one of those games that parents were hiring tutors
for their kids to learn how to play it better.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Somebody.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Last week's top movie, A Workingman, Jason Staveam's action flick
dropped to second place because of Minecraft.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
The Chosen. Last Supper Part two came in third place.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
That premiere weekend.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
No, it premiered last weekend.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Okay, uh did it come up? You were correct?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
I'm sorry, opened in third you are correct?
Speaker 7 (22:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Sorry, yeah, man, I'm glad that The Chosen is doing
good man, and late that.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
They're doing it in parts. That's a great idea.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Snow White dropped a fourth place, fell from second and
the woman in the.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
She went pale after that. Weird blood left her.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
I'm just looking at.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Yeah, the horror flick, The Woman in the Yard. It
was fifth place. So movies coming out this weekend. Warfare.
It is a war movie. It's about a service. It's
a survey. They had that written there, war movie. I
was like, okay, a surveillance submission goes wrong for a
platoon of American Navy seals and insurgent territory in a rock. Oh,
(22:51):
sounds like, so it's a it's a it's got We'll
Poulter in a kit Connor.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
They're all the younger up and coming actors. I know
you wouldn't know them, but you.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Know that's a plot based on truisms or nothing, say
honesty reporting.
Speaker 10 (23:12):
You know, I don't like that.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
You know, if you know, if you like it, you
like it, you know, you know, Hey, the amateur or
the amateur to both on what part of the country
you're from.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
It stars Rommy or Rammy Malik and.
Speaker 16 (23:29):
Lawrence Fishburne or Fishborn't depends on where you're from. Charlie
Heller is a brilliant c I, a d coder whose
world comes crashing down when his wife dies in London
in a terrorist attack. So his supervisors at the CIA
won't let him join you know, all the tough guys
to go after these terrorists.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
So he kind of.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Goes rogue and uses his intelligence and hunts down these terrorists.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
He's supposed to be the smart.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
One, he's the tiny guy. He's tinier than like, you know,
your big CI.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
This sounds like a Charles Bronson movie.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
And Rommy or Rammy is the one that played Freddie
Mercury in the.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Picture.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
But yes, these are all theaters.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
And the last one in the theater is the King
of Kings It's an animated movie, but the voices of
Kenneth Brown, brandnaw Or bran Off Again, Uma Thurman, Mark Hamill,
and Pierce Brosnan. The renowned writer Charles Dickens shares the
story of Jesus Christ and his son Walter. As his
father narrates the stirring tale, Walter becomes captivated with the
events of Jesus' life. Perfect timing, great weekend for it.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
To debut, going into.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Yes, there you Go and streaming wise Over in my household,
we watch The Bondsman The Kevin Bacon Kevin Bacon.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
For me, it's a slow go.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
I watched two episodes, so I didn't want to sit
and binge it till bedtime. But it's about Bondsman who
is killed, goes to Hell and becomes.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
A bom for the Devil Okay, hunting demons.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I can't imagine why you don't want to watch it.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Right before you go to baby, yeah, I know a
guy lost his face and after that I was like,
I'm so that's a wonderful.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Shiny day. Let's get us a winner. Let's play john
Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out men are
nearly nine times more likely to be bitten by one
of these than women. Is a shark a shark? Yeah,
(25:36):
Today's John boy Jeopardy President William Howard Taft was the
second US president to own one of these. Well, he
was a fat president. One day he was too fat
to fit in it.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
What is a pair of jeans?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, ah got the problems. But we had another Jeopardy
question about about bathtubs.
Speaker 15 (25:58):
Yeah, he got stuck in the White House bathtub like
four times again.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
Took four Secret Service agents to pluck him out.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Of this A deep bathtub.
Speaker 15 (26:08):
Yeah, they replaced it with one that would fit in.
There's a replica at the Smithsonian. It looks like a
hot tub.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Just mark bathtub off. You guess. Listen and let's see
what you got one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line across America. We played John Boyds Ever the
next Good Morning, there's a Big Show on the radio.
(26:51):
Run into you Tuesday, April late. Our featured track from
the Big Show bit Box a perfect book, tags time
fun tagging Jack his tax time sale operation. He words
taxi tax and he hit a big box at the
Big Show dot com there right now, That's why yahs
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live across America.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now a.
Speaker 15 (27:16):
Man who says, if you really want to teach your
kids about taxes, do what he did eight thirty percent
of their ice cream.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
He's John Boy, and I knew Ramer. Let's say, hey,
Chris out a Rowan Oak, Virginia. Good morning, Chris, Good morning,
John Boy.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, old buddy, will awe? Somehow's everything coming out?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Rowino?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Kiss? Morning?
Speaker 11 (27:44):
Going pretty good?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Going pretty good? Well, you got first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy. Let's see what you know about President William
Howard Taff. You know he was a big boy. He
was the second US president to own one of these,
but the first to be too fat to fit in it.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
What was it, Chris, I'm gonna say, what is a car?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Well, let's see is it a car? Yes? They did
look small back then, back in the day when they
were first.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Remember pretty much everything was much smaller.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Even doorways. I'm surprised he didn't get caught in the door. Damn,
you know, sounds a bathtub. Everything else about that? Oh
my boy poking from the mountains bought a nineteen twenty
five wrecord. Wow, it's like one of them tea bars
in the back. Yeah, original tires. What it was put
off and they found it. I'll tell you all about
(28:45):
it later.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
But anyway, Yeah, for all your towing these poking from
the Mountains nineteen twenty five records.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Sounds like it'll go that fast, it's.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Going down the mountains. Yeah, hey, Chris could work, buddy,
Bignna happy hurt prize back will get up to rowingo
for you.
Speaker 16 (29:03):
Awesome, thank y'all so much.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
All right, buddy, that's amazing. I know I'm just looking up. Well,
I gotta come up with something. Hold on, it's funny
with all. Here's your news.
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Well, here you are the Jomagully Big Show. This time
every morning, we have our premiere comedy bit. If you're
familiar with the Big Show, is how it works, our
brand new bit seven thirty eight thirty. Then we run
it early and late, you know, a couple of days later.
So all of the listeners, no matter what time you
listen to the Big Show, get to share in the humor.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
And so where is it?
Speaker 8 (30:12):
Uh, Well, that you said that, I guess that you
were going to take care of it.
Speaker 17 (30:17):
That that good news, bad news saying you know, well,
I thought that was pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Well, we don't think that qualifying.
Speaker 19 (30:22):
I'm looking over the minutes from yesterday's brainstormy meeting, and
I said, we need a premiere bit for tomorrow morning.
And John Boys said, and I quote, I'll pull something
out of my butt.
Speaker 8 (30:33):
So mister Boy said, that's more of a visual.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
He said, no, no, no, I mean some great stuff. Yeah,
well I did say that, didn't All right? You know
you don't think I can pull something out of my butt.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
Do you?
Speaker 16 (30:45):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (30:45):
I'm sure you can, but I mean something for the bit.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I have a lot of things my butt. Yeah, all right,
Oh you have little faith? Bam. How about this script?
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Right here?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Here go, Billy? Do I have to touch it? It's
all right, all right, right out of my butt?
Speaker 12 (31:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Say you like it? Wow?
Speaker 8 (31:04):
You know there are a lot of things up John
Boy's book. In fact, this is a list.
Speaker 9 (31:08):
Oh oh, I see from the home office over there
where the sun doesn't shine.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
Today's top ten list. The top ten things up John
Boy's book.
Speaker 9 (31:19):
Number ten is underwear number nine, his thumb number eight,
his head did number seven, Randy's head number six, a
bug number five, something that crawled in there and died.
I've heard that on the girl number four, his wife
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on occasion number three, all the bright ideas people have
told him to put there. Number two a wild hair,
and the number one thing up.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
John Hoy's butt. The script for this bit today we laughing.
(32:28):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. And
here we go. And now an entry into the diary
of Gary Busey.
Speaker 11 (32:39):
Dear Diary. This is Gary beaucy well Diary. Spring is here.
It's time to break out by pastel v pants, an
Easter themed glass eye, a constant debussy. We do it upright.
(32:59):
I was in the garage the other day and I
couldn't seem to find my car. Now I know it
is in there. I'm used to driving in Crazy Frankie's
motorcycle side car, but he's a guest of the state
at the moment Ray Bar Hotel, and I had to
run errands. After I dug the buick out of that mess,
(33:20):
I had an epiphany, a great, big epiphany. And after
I got that hosed off the driveway, I had me
an idea. It's time for the fourth annual Bucy Hollywood
Garage Sail.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Come and get it.
Speaker 11 (33:34):
Look at these sales from nose hair tremors, the wooden pails,
every item belonged to a star, like Francis Farmer's lobotomy scars,
a huskernoo, I got a Pooh pop up a at one.
I had to separate the wheat from the chaff. I
throwed out a lot of junk I didn't reckon. No
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one would ever want like a bunch of damn vintage
comic books in mint condition. I don't want a bunch
of damn nerds going through my stuff tossed in the
dumpster Bella Legos's first Cape. I don't need a bunch
of goth mouth breathers hanging around killing the vibe. George
Reeves Superman suit dumpster had a big old skid mark
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in the sea. Who the hell was that oops? Come
to think of it, I think that poops thing was mine.
Come on, come on and have the ball. These deals
will be here come the fall. Think of the stories
you'll have to share when you leave with a jar.
Karl Malden's nose air honk honk?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
What smells? Won care?
Speaker 11 (34:37):
This Superman smoot smells like my donkey.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Don't care?
Speaker 11 (34:39):
Faster than a speeding duty more powerful than a Dutch
oven able to leave.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Tall porta John's in a single bound. That's pooper, my
head up up and art.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
I wish it hadn't been so tight that won't come
out with that kryptonite.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:01):
Once I got the stuff separated out, what I'm gonna
do is I'm gonna put everything on a half dozen
tables in the driveway. I got Brigitte Nielsen's very first
breast implants. They're might have toy, but they make a
dandy footstool.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, yea yea yea yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
I got one of Flavor Flaves clock necklaces. Unfortunately it's
the Grandfather clock. I'm gonna try to sell it to Shack.
He looks small on him. Courtesy of Greg Almand. I
got Sheriff's faces number three and seven, perfect for scaring
the boat Diddley out of them pass I rak hooons.
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I got a pair of Rosie O'donald's spanks. Perfect kitty
trampoline or speed bump. I got a big jug of
lip ot fat from Rebel Wilson. I've been using it
to loop up my truck and fry my chicken can
you say multipurpose goodness. I got a collection to George
(36:04):
Clooney's winkie stuffers. Sorry, ladies, he can't make you squeal
because that thing ain't the real deal. Oopsie, poopsie. I'm
gonna be selling p Diddy's non gender specific Little Black Book,
and maybe the weirdest thing on sale will be Andy Dick.
I guess he's been living in my storage shit all
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this time. I wonder what that smell was. I got
Kathy Griffin's freckles and Jay Leno's chin, mc Hammer's giant
drawers and Beyonce's next to ken Ron Jeremy's Viagrain Vanillasi's hair.
You'll find your heart's desire at Gary's bargain layer juggle Look,
eat a book, take a duty on the rug woman,
he do. Gary loves you.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Ea well, Dowry, I.
Speaker 11 (36:51):
Gotta ski that I'm having a lunch with Lindsey Lohan,
Emma Stone and Dakota Fanning trying to talk about of
some celebric de penties for the sale. Lots of weirdos
on my block.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Yeah yeah, yea, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 11 (37:13):
Until next time, Diary, deary.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Eut good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news wedther in sports.
Speaker 18 (37:33):
You're come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe your hair cut. Maybe I'll ask
you to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll
just ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. Would you rather wake up where
(37:55):
the horse is heading or these two horses?
Speaker 11 (37:57):
Ask?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Good morning? This is a make shore on the radio,
and John Boy's wonderful thing. Got it right here. My
eyes are of irritator, the number one under thirty eight.
There it is on the board, the talking record for boys.
It's narrated by missus Rosemary Rice, which all of says
(38:53):
it was very popular way back when. So this is
a Vinyl Elpie's Eye Brandy was making fun. You thought
it would be so sad for kids to some men
have to talk to this record.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
If your kids are so lonely, they got to talk
to the record player.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
All right, We're good. I can't wait for you to
talk to me, I'm already think. She said that they
had more fun talking with that record when they were kids.
There was one but talking record for girls too. They
have told you. I was going through some old stuff
from her parents' house and found it. I said, I
(39:31):
loved it, man, it was was so cool.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
It was the interactive toy of the time.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah, I say, well, don't worry, young Randy and Gastonia
thinks you all were lonely and pathetic.
Speaker 15 (39:43):
This is, yes, quite that far, but you were probably
deflecting from somebody you were in trouble for.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Oh yeah, you were said.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
How lonely does your kid have?
Speaker 12 (40:00):
All?
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Right?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I took up for you. Let's the Talking record for
boys visited at the Big Show dot com. Get your
naghbor the hat. We'll give it away a wonderful thing
giveaway Friday right here on a Big Show
Good morning, to make show us on the radio, hang
over your local news, weather, sports. This was Royal.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
That is the King Veto, slayer of the Visicals, destroyer
of the mongol, and aggravator of the Ottoman empact.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
All listening to my two royal, just as those gap
toothed barbarians John Boy and Billy are old.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Big show, A rise, a loyd of beef, a.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Rise Duke of Ellington, a rise, water of ten, essence
of marp, milk of vecdisia, talking of an atom.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Come on, read the day. It's gonna be a good one.
Tuesday April and a big show. It's on a radio
with your Caruka.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Cuckoo was born.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Many different languages to make your day okay too? So
far well both of them has been English. Never did
want all right, So we're slowly waking up the sea.
Good morning, April the eighth is National and Panada Day. Impanada.
That's a delicious pastry that comes in several different forms.
(01:50):
We will honor a pastry in West Country National Zoo
Lovers Day. Explore our local zoo with a laurel and
hearty handshake in the Alliance cage. Get in there, take
a selfie. What could happen national all this hour's day?
(02:11):
It takes us along three views of appreciation. Well, it
sounds like a lot of work. All is ours almost hours,
So let's see. Okay, celebrate both approaches to the day,
or pick the one who best suits you. I don't
even know what we're talking about. Okay, here, that first
approach to the day can be looked at as a
(02:33):
time to reflect on all of the beauty of nature
and all the wonderful things in life.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Okay, it's like a like a your gratitude and then
setting attention kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I don't know, Noma, stay John boy, I.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Don't know what the other view is or not?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
No, roll over, sleep a little later.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
It doesn't matter. You're not gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Like just turning these people downright, Well, we got three
dates in this or saved up. Those will be very important.
That'll help us get the winning beginning. Let's get their
first prize back out. We are awake, Big shows on
the radio. Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Look
at his first prize pack, one hundred and twenty dollars
(03:19):
worth of bulls not cleaning products made in the USA.
Truck drivers keep America moving and bulls not, make sure
they look good doing it. To find bull snot at
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when you hit the Big Show dot Com. That's it
up here our three dates in history where we get
our categories so you can win it. April eighth, nineteen
(03:41):
seventy nine to two hundred and fourth and final episode
of All in the Family aired on CBS. The next
season it would be morphing into It would a morph
into I got an Archie Bunkers place. Yeah, and it
was just as good.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
They they took all the bite out of it.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Right.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well, let's move up to twenty nineteen. A record seventeen
foot invasive Burmese python was found pregnant with seventy three eggs.
It was captured in Florida's Big Cypress and National Reserve.
What was the deal with all the snakes that got
out in Florida? Was a hurricane years ago? Because now,
(04:28):
I mean they're just all over the swamps. They're taking over.
You see a bunch of shows with you going and
taking them out and eradicating them. Fight. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I have not seen that. I need to hunt.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Check that out and see what the deal is on it.
Uh wow, I don't know. It was just one place
that was raising these snakes and then that blew it
down and they all escaped.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Well, if one snake can have seventy two eggs there.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oh my gosh, think about that. And I think there's
still a monkey left in South Carolina. Remember when the
monkeys the monkeys just and not the singing group.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
All our sci fi movies are cutting true.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So there you go. Think about seventy three eggs got
Tatter's head. And finally, in twenty twenty two, the Academy
of Motion Picture of Arts and Sciences decided to ban
Will Smith. He will not be able to attend the
Oscars for ten years after he slapped host Chris Rock
on stage during the twenty twenty two ceremony. Oh Will.
I lost a little respect for Will that night, not
(05:30):
that he stood up when slapping, because he was laughing
at the joke until his old wife gave him that look,
and then he had knew he had to do something.
I don't know why look at him about half hearted
her jacket.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Someways got a lot of aggression.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Will Smith said to keep his wife's name out of
your head.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, you can't know out of your mouth. I'd said
it like this, so you know I'm tough. Shut up,
shut down, Thank you ouch al righter. There you go.
Let's think about where you could be panned from. That'll
be fun. One eight hundred big shows you told free line.
Come on we play out Birds next. Good morning, it's
(06:39):
a big show on the radio. Tuesday, April eight Our
featured track from the Big Show, Big Box Tacky Jackies
tax Time Sale apration. They're tricky words and TACKI tacks.
Have some fun this tax time in the Big Box
at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Upburst, Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
John Boys Billy to give the prizes from the big
prize being. Let's go contested number one. This should really
be a lot of fun.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
When you're playing Outburst.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 10 (07:29):
Let's say heard a Carver from Mount Holland, North Carolina.
Well shots, Carver, Morning Carver, good morning, Hey buddy, welcome
out of Mount Hollywood, North Carolina, home of my old
(07:51):
buddy Joe Butler.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Up there, ye all right, card, Well you don't know Joe,
do you? You probably about run over him, ever met.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
It's a good thing to removed that thirty minutes or less.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Joe. Jon's a Facebook star now since I've burned his
pizza for his bus. Nice. All right, I'll get some
get some pots, pictures, something, I'll shoot a video of.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
The ball game.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Things are viral on you.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
All right, all right, Carver, let's get you two these
three categories with that hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bull snot you ready?
Speaker 11 (08:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Three characters from all in the family. Ready, go okay, Archie,
Edith and Meathead. Now three animals that lay eggs. Ready,
go okay, steak, chicken and fish. And for the win.
Three places you can be banned from. Ready go.
Speaker 10 (08:57):
The oscars, a ballpark or a bar.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And there is far man from a lot of places.
It's like you got your prize back from the Big Show.
Speaker 12 (09:08):
Carver.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Congratulations, buddy, all right, thanks, you got it man. Get
that to Mount Hollywood, North Carolina. Jacket bottom of the
hours on top of your news. I can't I can't
operate a remote, so you no, okay, h good morning,
(10:07):
it's a big show on a radio. Oh, man, don't
you get happy? Smell that weekend coming?
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Is that what that is?
Speaker 6 (10:14):
I smelled victory? I smelled deviled eggs. Uh, let's see
what's happening.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Hey, ran down to all you complaining you do about me.
I don't know if you've heard about this. Uh, there's
a deal in Richmond. Out of Richmond, somebody wants to
put an air asthma machine in your house, like this
air machine people with asthma paying off.
Speaker 13 (10:37):
Yeah, I'm starting to cash in on a potentially life
threatening disease.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
All part of his twenty five year master plan.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
What I'll get one when you get one?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Okay, all right, that's what I want.
Speaker 13 (10:49):
I think I'll stick with the prescribed inhaler, thank you, though.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
Johnny wants one that's real tricked out.
Speaker 14 (10:55):
Can they do that?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, there a rocket locker.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (11:02):
Besides, I do a lot of complaining about you, because
you give me a lot to complain about that.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I remember to answer machines with Amy's mom. You're to
start recording my.
Speaker 13 (11:12):
Well, if I wasn't restricted to delete them, just out
of pure frustration. I get the kind of calls from
John Boy over the weekend or in the evenings.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Stephen Cable, I don't know how to work this.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
Text?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Where is my remote?
Speaker 12 (11:36):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Now you're exaggerating some Now you were my remote? Well, yeah, I.
Speaker 13 (11:42):
One time, like nine times, I went over you know
those label makers that make those real nice white labels
with you know.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
The all my remotes and the one big one that
I couldn't operate because he kept saying, I don't know
where the vote is.
Speaker 13 (11:55):
I want to watch the DVD, but it's labeled so
clear you can't.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Get it wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh yes you can, yes, And it takes me off too.
Beaure's always something simple, Randy, drive over, walk in, walk
up to it, push one button.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
And walk out of the house.
Speaker 15 (12:12):
Never say a word to anybody except for the cat
that knows I have asthma and I'm allergic to it.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That's why I need one of them, are asthma machine.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
This cat is possessed by the devil. It grabs my
leg and crawls into me.
Speaker 16 (12:26):
I know.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
She comes up to me when I'm trying to nap,
puts her button my face.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
She knows I don't like I can understand.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
So you got that to look forward, all right?
Speaker 14 (12:35):
Well, look, let's do some good right here. Enough about
your petty problem, yes please, good.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Morning, big shows on the radio, and here we go.
Speaker 8 (13:12):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Oh yo, yo, yo yo. What's up, duty, dudes?
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Oh yeah, I've got some allergies.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I don't know what I could be allergic to.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
What's crag oacon or y'all cool?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I'm doing good, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
So much all.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
I've just been sitting around the house thinking about stuff
you want to.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Hear so much.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Did you ever think about it that, like, one minute
you're young and fun and the next year turn it
down the stereo in your car to see better. See
it happened to my mom all the time. I've been
feeling a little moody and run down lately, so I
looked up my symptoms and yep, I got it.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
It's adulthood. I have adulthood fixing it.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
At the age of sixty five, y'all, my grandma started
walking ten miles a day. Not awesome. She's ninety two now.
I have no idea where she's at.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
I'm not a club.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Anybody suffering from insomnias omnya is terrible, I do. On
the plus side, only three more sleeps until Christmas. So
I asked an elder at our club, even after sixty years,
you still call your wife darling, honey Bridges sweaty Pine
(15:08):
was like, what is your secret?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Old?
Speaker 7 (15:16):
He said? He said he forgot her name ten years
ago and he's scared to ask her now. I don't
know about you, but as an American, like, I'm tired
of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally,
I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Okay, let that.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Say, Okay, I'll hold Oh, I see.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Maybe we are the dumbest people.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You're helping.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Jackie.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
I received a text from Zach saying he was breaking
up with me. Imagine how relieved I was when he
texts later and said, sorry, wrong number. Butt cheeks. I
was just wondering, like I was thinking, is butt cheeks
(16:22):
one word? Or should I spread them apart?
Speaker 16 (16:32):
I felt we all needed that break.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Hey, do y'all have any extra disposable masks laying around
from the pandemic?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Here's a tip I learned.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
You can use them to brew espresso because they're coffee filters,
coffee filters.
Speaker 11 (16:52):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
My mom always said I have two major faults, like
a mom to say that. One is I don't listen
and something else.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Okay, what more you do?
Speaker 7 (17:07):
And then I gotta go because there's a lot more
of this.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I need a new.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Sixty dollars maybe the no excuse.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Me, incomplete.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Sixty, maybe the new forty. You know, and you're a
but the one dollars bill is the new twenty.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Okay, so I messed out up?
Speaker 7 (17:33):
Who goes?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Look at the time, I think I need to go.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
That's it for now.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Okay, y'all keep rocking. I'll keep picking, and.
Speaker 17 (17:41):
You know, you know.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
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Good more than everybody. You got a big showing the radio, right,
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Speaker 6 (18:03):
This is Spanky from the Yellow Rose.
Speaker 18 (18:05):
You're listening to the greatest morning show and recorded history
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How big is it? Bigger than my head?
Speaker 14 (18:16):
And that's big.
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There? Yeah, o b I read it, and I pay
that tabby a seat dead beat m good morning. That
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will make sure on the radio. Oh give a shout
out one of Carlic Cook's favorite places. Ete like to
get over there with Preston and his wife Cody in Swansboro,
North Carolina. They're on Front Street. It's Preston's Corner Bar
and grill. Fist up her wing menu, John Boy and
(19:20):
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I won't get them wings, John Boeviilly Grilling sauce, although
any any highway fifty fives you can get our John
Boy Billy grilling sauce as well. Formerly, and these they're
all across the south, of course, Loso Tavern of South Sharlotte.
(19:45):
Greek Buzz always loved even them Greek. Many years now
we've learned to speak their language. And this was first generation.
Speaker 12 (19:56):
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Speaker 5 (21:03):
Hey, let's see what they were watching at the movies
this past weekend, coming in at number one. A Minecraft
craft a Minecraft movie, Minecraft Movie, I'm just aft Oka.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Minecraft is the Jack.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Black movie and Jason Momoa about the video game and Wow.
They did well for their opening week one and fifty
seven million dollars.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
A very popular game as well.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
It is is the best debut for a video game
adaptation and the biggest domestic debut of the year.
Speaker 15 (21:34):
That's one of those games that parents were hiring tutors
for their kids to learn how to play it better.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Somebody.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Last week's top movie, A Workingman, Jason Staveam's action flick
dropped to second place because of Minecraft.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
The Chosen. Last Supper Part two came in third place.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
That premiere weekend.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
No, it premiered last weekend.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Okay, uh did it come up? You were correct?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
I'm sorry, opened in third you are correct?
Speaker 7 (22:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Sorry, yeah, man, I'm glad that The Chosen is doing
good man, and late that.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
They're doing it in parts. That's a great idea.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Snow White dropped a fourth place, fell from second and
the woman in the.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
She went pale after that. Weird blood left her.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
I'm just looking at.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Yeah, the horror flick, The Woman in the Yard. It
was fifth place. So movies coming out this weekend. Warfare.
It is a war movie. It's about a service. It's
a survey. They had that written there, war movie. I
was like, okay, a surveillance submission goes wrong for a
platoon of American Navy seals and insurgent territory in a rock. Oh,
(22:51):
sounds like, so it's a it's a it's got We'll
Poulter in a kit Connor.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
They're all the younger up and coming actors. I know
you wouldn't know them, but you.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Know that's a plot based on truisms or nothing, say
honesty reporting.
Speaker 10 (23:12):
You know, I don't like that.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
You know, if you know, if you like it, you
like it, you know, you know, Hey, the amateur or
the amateur to both on what part of the country
you're from.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
It stars Rommy or Rammy Malik and.
Speaker 16 (23:29):
Lawrence Fishburne or Fishborn't depends on where you're from. Charlie
Heller is a brilliant c I, a d coder whose
world comes crashing down when his wife dies in London
in a terrorist attack. So his supervisors at the CIA
won't let him join you know, all the tough guys
to go after these terrorists.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
So he kind of.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Goes rogue and uses his intelligence and hunts down these terrorists.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
He's supposed to be the smart.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
One, he's the tiny guy. He's tinier than like, you know,
your big CI.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
This sounds like a Charles Bronson movie.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
And Rommy or Rammy is the one that played Freddie
Mercury in the.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Picture.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
But yes, these are all theaters.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
And the last one in the theater is the King
of Kings It's an animated movie, but the voices of
Kenneth Brown, brandnaw Or bran Off Again, Uma Thurman, Mark Hamill,
and Pierce Brosnan. The renowned writer Charles Dickens shares the
story of Jesus Christ and his son Walter. As his
father narrates the stirring tale, Walter becomes captivated with the
events of Jesus' life. Perfect timing, great weekend for it.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
To debut, going into.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Yes, there you Go and streaming wise Over in my household,
we watch The Bondsman The Kevin Bacon Kevin Bacon.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
For me, it's a slow go.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
I watched two episodes, so I didn't want to sit
and binge it till bedtime. But it's about Bondsman who
is killed, goes to Hell and becomes.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
A bom for the Devil Okay, hunting demons.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I can't imagine why you don't want to watch it.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Right before you go to baby, yeah, I know a
guy lost his face and after that I was like,
I'm so that's a wonderful.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Shiny day. Let's get us a winner. Let's play john
Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out men are
nearly nine times more likely to be bitten by one
of these than women. Is a shark a shark? Yeah,
(25:36):
Today's John boy Jeopardy President William Howard Taft was the
second US president to own one of these. Well, he
was a fat president. One day he was too fat
to fit in it.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
What is a pair of jeans?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, ah got the problems. But we had another Jeopardy
question about about bathtubs.
Speaker 15 (25:58):
Yeah, he got stuck in the White House bathtub like
four times again.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
Took four Secret Service agents to pluck him out.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Of this A deep bathtub.
Speaker 15 (26:08):
Yeah, they replaced it with one that would fit in.
There's a replica at the Smithsonian. It looks like a
hot tub.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Just mark bathtub off. You guess. Listen and let's see
what you got one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line across America. We played John Boyds Ever the
next Good Morning, there's a Big Show on the radio.
(26:51):
Run into you Tuesday, April late. Our featured track from
the Big Show bit Box a perfect book, tags time
fun tagging Jack his tax time sale operation. He words
taxi tax and he hit a big box at the
Big Show dot com there right now, That's why yahs
(27:11):
live across America.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now a.
Speaker 15 (27:16):
Man who says, if you really want to teach your
kids about taxes, do what he did eight thirty percent
of their ice cream.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
He's John Boy, and I knew Ramer. Let's say, hey,
Chris out a Rowan Oak, Virginia. Good morning, Chris, Good morning,
John Boy.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, old buddy, will awe? Somehow's everything coming out?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Rowino?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Kiss? Morning?
Speaker 11 (27:44):
Going pretty good?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Going pretty good? Well, you got first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy. Let's see what you know about President William
Howard Taff. You know he was a big boy. He
was the second US president to own one of these,
but the first to be too fat to fit in it.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
What was it, Chris, I'm gonna say, what is a car?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Well, let's see is it a car? Yes? They did
look small back then, back in the day when they
were first.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Remember pretty much everything was much smaller.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Even doorways. I'm surprised he didn't get caught in the door. Damn,
you know, sounds a bathtub. Everything else about that? Oh
my boy poking from the mountains bought a nineteen twenty
five wrecord. Wow, it's like one of them tea bars
in the back. Yeah, original tires. What it was put
off and they found it. I'll tell you all about
(28:45):
it later.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
But anyway, Yeah, for all your towing these poking from
the Mountains nineteen twenty five records.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Sounds like it'll go that fast, it's.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Going down the mountains. Yeah, hey, Chris could work, buddy,
Bignna happy hurt prize back will get up to rowingo
for you.
Speaker 16 (29:03):
Awesome, thank y'all so much.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
All right, buddy, that's amazing. I know I'm just looking up. Well,
I gotta come up with something. Hold on, it's funny
with all. Here's your news.
Speaker 17 (29:57):
Well, here you are the Jomagully Big Show. This time
every morning, we have our premiere comedy bit. If you're
familiar with the Big Show, is how it works, our
brand new bit seven thirty eight thirty. Then we run
it early and late, you know, a couple of days later.
So all of the listeners, no matter what time you
listen to the Big Show, get to share in the humor.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
And so where is it?
Speaker 8 (30:12):
Uh, Well, that you said that, I guess that you
were going to take care of it.
Speaker 17 (30:17):
That that good news, bad news saying you know, well,
I thought that was pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Well, we don't think that qualifying.
Speaker 19 (30:22):
I'm looking over the minutes from yesterday's brainstormy meeting, and
I said, we need a premiere bit for tomorrow morning.
And John Boys said, and I quote, I'll pull something
out of my butt.
Speaker 8 (30:33):
So mister Boy said, that's more of a visual.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
He said, no, no, no, I mean some great stuff. Yeah,
well I did say that, didn't All right? You know
you don't think I can pull something out of my butt.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
Do you?
Speaker 16 (30:45):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (30:45):
I'm sure you can, but I mean something for the bit.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I have a lot of things my butt. Yeah, all right,
Oh you have little faith? Bam. How about this script?
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Right here?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Here go, Billy? Do I have to touch it? It's
all right, all right, right out of my butt?
Speaker 12 (31:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Say you like it? Wow?
Speaker 8 (31:04):
You know there are a lot of things up John
Boy's book. In fact, this is a list.
Speaker 9 (31:08):
Oh oh, I see from the home office over there
where the sun doesn't shine.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
Today's top ten list. The top ten things up John
Boy's book.
Speaker 9 (31:19):
Number ten is underwear number nine, his thumb number eight,
his head did number seven, Randy's head number six, a
bug number five, something that crawled in there and died.
I've heard that on the girl number four, his wife
(31:41):
on occasion number three, all the bright ideas people have
told him to put there. Number two a wild hair,
and the number one thing up.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
John Hoy's butt. The script for this bit today we laughing.
(32:28):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. And
here we go. And now an entry into the diary
of Gary Busey.
Speaker 11 (32:39):
Dear Diary. This is Gary beaucy well Diary. Spring is here.
It's time to break out by pastel v pants, an
Easter themed glass eye, a constant debussy. We do it upright.
(32:59):
I was in the garage the other day and I
couldn't seem to find my car. Now I know it
is in there. I'm used to driving in Crazy Frankie's
motorcycle side car, but he's a guest of the state
at the moment Ray Bar Hotel, and I had to
run errands. After I dug the buick out of that mess,
(33:20):
I had an epiphany, a great, big epiphany. And after
I got that hosed off the driveway, I had me
an idea. It's time for the fourth annual Bucy Hollywood
Garage Sail.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Come and get it.
Speaker 11 (33:34):
Look at these sales from nose hair tremors, the wooden pails,
every item belonged to a star, like Francis Farmer's lobotomy scars,
a huskernoo, I got a Pooh pop up a at one.
I had to separate the wheat from the chaff. I
throwed out a lot of junk I didn't reckon. No
(33:56):
one would ever want like a bunch of damn vintage
comic books in mint condition. I don't want a bunch
of damn nerds going through my stuff tossed in the
dumpster Bella Legos's first Cape. I don't need a bunch
of goth mouth breathers hanging around killing the vibe. George
Reeves Superman suit dumpster had a big old skid mark
(34:19):
in the sea. Who the hell was that oops? Come
to think of it, I think that poops thing was mine.
Come on, come on and have the ball. These deals
will be here come the fall. Think of the stories
you'll have to share when you leave with a jar.
Karl Malden's nose air honk honk?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
What smells? Won care?
Speaker 11 (34:37):
This Superman smoot smells like my donkey.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Don't care?
Speaker 11 (34:39):
Faster than a speeding duty more powerful than a Dutch
oven able to leave.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Tall porta John's in a single bound. That's pooper, my
head up up and art.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
I wish it hadn't been so tight that won't come
out with that kryptonite.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:01):
Once I got the stuff separated out, what I'm gonna
do is I'm gonna put everything on a half dozen
tables in the driveway. I got Brigitte Nielsen's very first
breast implants. They're might have toy, but they make a
dandy footstool.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, yea yea yea yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
I got one of Flavor Flaves clock necklaces. Unfortunately it's
the Grandfather clock. I'm gonna try to sell it to Shack.
He looks small on him. Courtesy of Greg Almand. I
got Sheriff's faces number three and seven, perfect for scaring
the boat Diddley out of them pass I rak hooons.
(35:43):
I got a pair of Rosie O'donald's spanks. Perfect kitty
trampoline or speed bump. I got a big jug of
lip ot fat from Rebel Wilson. I've been using it
to loop up my truck and fry my chicken can
you say multipurpose goodness. I got a collection to George
(36:04):
Clooney's winkie stuffers. Sorry, ladies, he can't make you squeal
because that thing ain't the real deal. Oopsie, poopsie. I'm
gonna be selling p Diddy's non gender specific Little Black Book,
and maybe the weirdest thing on sale will be Andy Dick.
I guess he's been living in my storage shit all
(36:24):
this time. I wonder what that smell was. I got
Kathy Griffin's freckles and Jay Leno's chin, mc Hammer's giant
drawers and Beyonce's next to ken Ron Jeremy's Viagrain Vanillasi's hair.
You'll find your heart's desire at Gary's bargain layer juggle Look,
eat a book, take a duty on the rug woman,
he do. Gary loves you.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Ea well, Dowry, I.
Speaker 11 (36:51):
Gotta ski that I'm having a lunch with Lindsey Lohan,
Emma Stone and Dakota Fanning trying to talk about of
some celebric de penties for the sale. Lots of weirdos
on my block.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Yeah yeah, yea, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 11 (37:13):
Until next time, Diary, deary.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Eut good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news wedther in sports.
Speaker 18 (37:33):
You're come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe your hair cut. Maybe I'll ask
you to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll
just ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. Would you rather wake up where
(37:55):
the horse is heading or these two horses?
Speaker 11 (37:57):
Ask?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Good morning? This is a make shore on the radio,
and John Boy's wonderful thing. Got it right here. My
eyes are of irritator, the number one under thirty eight.
There it is on the board, the talking record for boys.
It's narrated by missus Rosemary Rice, which all of says
(38:53):
it was very popular way back when. So this is
a Vinyl Elpie's Eye Brandy was making fun. You thought
it would be so sad for kids to some men
have to talk to this record.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
If your kids are so lonely, they got to talk
to the record player.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
All right, We're good. I can't wait for you to
talk to me, I'm already think. She said that they
had more fun talking with that record when they were kids.
There was one but talking record for girls too. They
have told you. I was going through some old stuff
from her parents' house and found it. I said, I
(39:31):
loved it, man, it was was so cool.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
It was the interactive toy of the time.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah, I say, well, don't worry, young Randy and Gastonia
thinks you all were lonely and pathetic.
Speaker 15 (39:43):
This is, yes, quite that far, but you were probably
deflecting from somebody you were in trouble for.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Oh yeah, you were said.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
How lonely does your kid have?
Speaker 12 (40:00):
All?
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Right?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I took up for you. Let's the Talking record for
boys visited at the Big Show dot com. Get your
naghbor the hat. We'll give it away a wonderful thing
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