January 14, 2025 • 44 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got a catchy little ditty from The Lovin’ Snootful.. - Marci has her latest What To Watch.. - We musically salute the First Daughter.. - There’s a new drug that may help you cope with today’s politics.. - The President Elect gets even more songs from our creative team.. - Mark Packer covers the Southern Fried Football circuit.. - Ike Turner opens a car lot.. - and Carl Childers goes to the ball game…
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The big show.
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Who will? I thought it was funny, howk a doodle
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do up?
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And at on?
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It is Tuesday, January the fourteenth, Man, we about halfway
food the.
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Month, the first month of a brand new year. Ain't
that some time?
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And all?
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Oh well, Lesley was happening January fourteenth, National Dress Up
your Pet Day?
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Why I know they don't like it.
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Look do you want to take that off?
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Wow?
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January fourteenth?
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I mean, you know, at least making the Halloween or
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It was a free day. It was open, I guess.
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So.
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twenty twenty, game show Jeopardy had its greatest of all time,
the greatest of all time tournament, and it was won
by Ken Jennings, who was now the host.
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Yeah, got him a job I'm tying to win. And
his game didn't it.
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He didn't quite have the effervescence that Alex had.
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Yeah, I don't think anybody Alex was.
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Dry, but still, you know, had a good sharp.
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Wit Easier did Yeah again everything. But when we had
the John Boy and Billy celebrity golf tournament, one of
many when raising money for charity, Alex Trebek was in
my fourthroom. Yeah, and uh, he looked at me and said,
this is going to be an interesting round.
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This was after he saw your sting.
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After I dug his wing on the tea box in
it dribbled down to the fence where the gallery was staying.
I remember a guy reminded me this just a couple
of months ago, he said.
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I looked at him. I said, man, this is a
tough course you're telling me. Alex Trebek. I'll always have
that memory, Alex Man all right, Well there you go.
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We'll get you over the jackie and get you to
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way to go, body Yoe.
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By the way, the hour and top of your news.
I don't call Murray. I've never heard about that got
a new client, better or not? He kind of saying that,
what come on then close John.
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On Boying Believe Radio network over most of this radio station.
Oh right, yeah, we got agent this biz who's on
the desk of Red.
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Hot Red Hot Talent. And there's our name. Happy, Happy
New Year. Red Hot Talent has great stuff we're saving
just for you here Red Hot Talent, and there's our name.
Happy New Year to you. If you spend your bucks
with us, we promise we won't screw and come check
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out our talent roster filled with lots of bargains. Sure
wish I could come up with a word that rhymes
with bargain hot talent. It's red hot, just like chicken curry.
If you'd like to brook an act in, please hold.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
On for Mary. Well you right that one yourself.
Speaker 14 (09:40):
Now, I got a little help from Ry's nephew Sherman. Hey,
here's a word that rhymes with bargain.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Now that I can thank you. Hi, So how was
your holiday? Santa Claus? Bring you lots of good stuff?
Speaker 14 (09:51):
You know it about fourteen dinners, eight battles of expensive
French wine and a two hundred dollars district to get
from jewels and things.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Wow, that's quite a haul. Santa would make a pretty
good boyfriend. He sure, there's a lot of way a minute.
Please see tell me you didn't didn't What houg up
with a guy that plays Santa clause at the mall again?
Speaker 13 (10:15):
Well I can't believe you.
Speaker 14 (10:20):
Hey, I switched to a different mall this year.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I'm not an you and out with.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
A mall Santa just so ad buy you a bunch
of free stuff.
Speaker 14 (10:27):
Well he got to unwrap a few presents.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I hae to say it, but that makes you sound
kind of like a mercenary.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
That's a little nicer than the world.
Speaker 14 (10:38):
I was thinking some of the guy who's got a
Foozier Fast, three pizzas and his face on a bag
of beast.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Hey, that's business arrangements, you know.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
At least I don't break my guy's heart after he
delivers the pieces.
Speaker 14 (10:50):
Oh no, you just mispronounced his name during the commercial.
You don't think that's a heartache, mister Palmer.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So mispronouncing stuff, that's part of my charm.
Speaker 13 (11:01):
Hey, whatever helps you sleepingness.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Oh yeah, while you did it with suck a bunch
of cash out of some fat slobs. Bank account. Leave
him high and dry right after Christmas.
Speaker 14 (11:10):
Hey, he's a mass center. He's used to being cut
loose right after Christmas?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Does Murray know you treat people like this?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Ashley?
Speaker 13 (11:17):
It was his idea.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
God should have known. So is able mastermind?
Speaker 14 (11:21):
In hold on, I'll ask him, Hey, Burray, Jimbo and
on two watch out the fat guys in full righteous
indignation mode.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Hello Jimbo. Yeah, my nephew Sherman's in town.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah, we just heard some of his work.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Oh, the Happy New Year thing. Yeah, he can't get
out in five minutes. I'm helping him with another project
We've got really high hopes for. Sherman has a direct
to video project.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Going, oh yeah, what's that about?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Its designed to build the self esteem of children with
minor medical problems. You know, we're doing the whole Marlow Thomas,
You're a great kid, no matter how screwed up you are.
Thing Volume one is a pink eye. Really really, we're
auditioning some people here in the office today as a
matter of fact, and I think we just found our
pink guy, the sailor man.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Think the sailor man.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yes, his name is Art Becker. He's a second year
drama student at the School of the Arts in Winston Sailor.
Now he's no Jake Gillenhall in the looks department, But
this kid nailed the audition. You want to hear a
quick sample, not really great, Hey Art, befo over here,
can't tell me, Bobby a quicktation of the theme song.
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I'm pink guy, the say man, I'm pink guy, the
same man. He feels kind of bitchy because my eyes
are itchy. I'm think guy. That's say man. He looks
kind of one because I caught Sir Jamie and that's
why me eyes I read. I used to be lusty,
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but now I'm out crushed. The iceher that stayed home
in bed, pink guy that stay a man. I'm pink
guy that say a man. It's wife and arthritis. It's conjunctive.
Stink guy that's say my man.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
So do you love it?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Does that have best children's video written all over it?
Speaker 11 (13:26):
Or what?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
I don't exactly say? And fly out all the shelves
at Walmart?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Hey Art, he loves it bad. Listen, Jimbo, We're gonna
be reading people till about two o'clock. Combine your way home.
I don't know, Mary, I'll relaxed. There's some great roles
in ourn't cast yet. We got Eddie Ezema, Charlie Chiggers Herby,
Simplex Calcata. There's one called Lisa Headline and I just
saw her new publicity photo. She's perfect. Or listen, babe,
(13:54):
I got a run. We're gone to read some guys
for volume four, all about alopecia. Hey, if you can't
make it by two much to an early dinner thing
later on. Okay, have you a machine called my machine?
And give my love to Bobby. That's Billy and Jimbo.
What call me?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Good morning? Make shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
About twenty minutes away from the desk of tainer Taman News.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Get that drawer out and from what to watch? Not
as I said, drawer and the drawers.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
I've been taking the task for that guys, looking forward
to something that wasn't gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
You went to the HR meeting.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
I get whispers in the hall.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Oh good sign.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
That's right, so hard to watch twat twenty minutes from now, Mud.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Right now it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Well, well, well, we're well into the new year and
all those grand New Year's resolutions you all made for
a better and brighter You have been forgotten and cast
aside with the promise of trying again next year, just
like you always do. Unlike you bunch of sorry losers,
(15:38):
I've kept every single resolution I made. It's not hard
to do. You just gotta be smart about making them.
Let me preach on it. The big mistake people make
is making their resolutions too audacious. Stuff like I'm gonna
work for world peace, or I'm gonna stop global warming,
(16:00):
or I'm gonna bring back disco no offense. But don't
be stupid. You're not gonna do any of that, and
then when you don't, you're just gonna hate yourself even
more than you do. Right now, keep it simple and achievable.
(16:21):
I'm gonna lose one hundred pounds this year, said every
single lying fat person. Ever, how many of them did
it exactly? I was smart. I made the resolution to
gain twenty pounds, and not only did I achieve my resolution,
(16:42):
I overshot my coverage by ten pounds. Run tell dat,
I'm gonna read more this year. If you've got time
to read, that means you have too much time on
your hands. Go get a damn job, astro Nerd, You're
(17:03):
part of the problem. I resolved to stop reading anything
it makes me think. Then my head hurts. I watched
TV instead. We've become such a global village. I'm going
to learn a second language. Give me a break, Senor.
(17:25):
All you have to do is go on Facebook to
see that most of you dimwitz are having a hard
enough time with English. The only reason to learn a
second language is because you plan on sneaking into another country, unless,
of course, that country is America. The only second language
(17:45):
I'm working on is the language of love, and of
course igpay aten lay. A lot of knuckleheads look at
their life and say, this year, I have got to
get out of this rut. I'm working on three new ruts.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Go this is the year.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I get out of debt first. That's a sucker bet.
I've got three new credit cards and a line of
credit with some third string credit union. Who cares when
the economy goes all the way to hell, I'll have
bought all those wonderful memories on worthless money. I just
hope they sustain me through the next great depression. I'm
(18:33):
gonna stop staring at other women. What are you one
of them, Gaze. I'm putting extra time on my schedule
to eyeball more women. I've even gone as far as
naming all the boobs on the Weather Channel, you know
the one I like, Jaggie. I'm gonna be more careful
(18:58):
about who I associate with. The only way you can
say this is if you're hanging out with gangsters, meth dealers,
or used car salesman, which means you've got no sense
of adventure. I'm sick of hanging with you boring whitebread knuckleheads.
(19:18):
I've made it a point to make my life more
interesting and start hanging with the more questionable types I
can find. Tell the Booger Branch guys, I'll call him
this afternoon. All these resolutions, they make you self critical.
You really want to be reminded on a daily basis
how worthless you really are. Not me, I've made it
(19:42):
a point to focus on the faults of others. Watch this, hey, Jackie,
Harry Potter called he wants his hair cut back.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
See that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
More fun than looking in the mirror and bursting into tears.
This helps motivate your mouth breathes. Oh wait a second,
there's one resolution. I haven't gotten to yet procrastinate more.
I'll start that first thing tomorrow probably. Hey, Harry Potter,
(20:23):
good money, y'all.
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What to watch in minutes? Right now? Quick turn from
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Did you ever have to make up your mind to
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These guys are so boring, and that's being kind. Did
you ever have to make up your mind? Did you
ever have to finally decide to say yes to one
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and push the others aside? They all make you want
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finally decide?
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Sometimes your favorite doesn't run and you get all missed.
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You because you like Mitch Daniel To Governor Christie, when
a pumps a new one, your heart's nott to thump
many turns out to be another goofy Donald Trump.
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Now it's really getting time to decide. The negative ads
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yet to be identified.
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But you know it's getting time to decide.
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Some people love Ron Paul.
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here's our girl, Marci Taytor.
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Alright, and we're gonna take a look at the box
office from the weekend.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
If I'm mad.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Coming in first place was Den of These Thieves Too.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
He was a first seconds five seconds Maybe.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
I love you.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
This is a crime flick with Gerard Butler and O'sha
Jackson Junior.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Den of Thief two Thief.
Speaker 9 (24:50):
Coming in second place was Mufasa the Lion King, and
third place was Sonic the Hedgehog three, which my nephews
went to and gave two thumbs up.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Uh no no came in fourth place. It's a vappire
move in.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
Original and Moana too came in fifth place. Moana you
want to.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
All right?
Speaker 9 (25:20):
Coming out this weekend and then turned the page in
theaters Friday, wolf Man, it's a horror and you guessed it.
It's about a family in a remote farmhouse attacked by
an unseen animal, but as the night stretches on, Dad
begins to transform into something unrecognizable. Also out one of
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Them Days. This has got Kekey, Palmer and Sissa in it.
When best friends and roommates Drew and Alyssa discover Alyssa's
boyfriend has blown the rent money like the do finds
themselves going to extremes and it race against the clock,
like to avoid affection and junk, to keep our friendships
and attack.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
They're really going to try hard.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
That might be one for the girls Girls Night One
of them Days September five, because they didn't have a
thh after it, so I'm just saying September five. It's
a docu drama, a period drama starring Peter sarsguard during
the nineteen seventy two Summer Olympics in Munich and American
sports broadcasting team must adapt to live coverage of the hostages.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
There's a period drama, period drama.
Speaker 9 (26:24):
So it's it's a movie based on true events of
the nineteen seventy two Olympics, and the whole terror could.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Have been a chick flip, you know, that could be.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
All right, let's see movies that are streaming. Yeah, I
know all the substance. It's on Prime Video. Look, I
got a clock and you are just eating it up. No, no, no,
don't shut up yet.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
The substance. It's on Prime Video.
Speaker 9 (26:53):
This is the movie that Demi Moore won Best Actress
in a Movie Musical or Comedy at the eighty second
Golden Globe.
Speaker 7 (26:58):
Oh yeah, so subs stints.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
It's a sharp wit with cathartic intensity, according to the
to the reviewers, it's about a girl who turns toxic
beauty culture inside out.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
In her mind blowing latest feature. That's a check.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
We finally got her act.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
Finally she's like all these years, probably got something. All right,
what are we watching on streaming? Okay, what's dropping this
week is The Walking Dead The Ones who Live season one,
So for all you Walking Dead fans, that's coming out.
I have been binging Silo. It's on Apple TV. It's
a dystopian future where like this community lives in a silo.
(27:36):
It's been like ten thousand people living in this underground
a community, like they grow corn and they have a
whole you know, uh culture in a way of living
and rules and laws and mayhem ensues.
Speaker 7 (27:48):
So Silo is.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
One of those ones where I want to watch one
more and I'm told to go to bed.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
I can't watch one.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Okay, So in what general Apple TV?
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Yeah, right, all right, and you've been watching something.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
I'm excited about the second season of one that my
boys Stick hat me watching Severance. It's like my job
tell and you forget everything. It's just weird.
Speaker 10 (28:16):
They manipulate your brain so that when you're at work
you have no memory. That's the only world that you know,
and then when you're at home, no memory of.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
Work, and they say they flip you back and forth.
It was a psychological.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Watching. It's really separate. The first season is already out.
In the second season, you say, is drop?
Speaker 9 (28:40):
I think, and Stick is like, Dad, this is you?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Have you been streaming that?
Speaker 10 (28:49):
I highly recommend one called Resident Alien. The first two
seasons are on Netflix and then then Someone Who. Anyway,
there's four seasons total. Their in production already. The next
season will be next season next year. I'm sorry, but
it's about an alien who is sent to Earth to
destroy mankind because we are destroying the planet. So they're
(29:13):
trying to save the planet by getting rid of us. Well,
he crashes when he gets to Earth, and may him
ensue because he has to inhabit the body and life
of an earthling. Then he has to learn how to
be on Earth, and then he starts liking.
Speaker 7 (29:28):
Earth people in that guy's life. Yeah in this town, Yes, all.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Right, resident aliens, all.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
Right, that says Fraser is awesome.
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She hates the new Fraser. I as like maybe two
episodes and gave it a chance. And Jaggie, you lasted
about that.
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I'm out.
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I'm Randy.
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Gave me the whole series of the old one.
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So if you want to go over Jackie's house.
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And you can also stream Fraser for it on your streaming.
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A good deal.
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Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy
Jeopardy review. Yesterday's question.
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We found out lots of people go to the emergency
room due to injuries involving various kinds of fruit, and
according to the number of injuries, this is the world's
most dangerous fruits.
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No, huh, huh, Bana.
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Telling me banana, they're slipping and falling, Ye what I say?
Today's John Boy Jeopardy Believe it or not? For just
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to come to your house and pick your knits. And
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What is your last nerve?
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Let's like, what y'all got one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line, we go to we get a winner.
We played John Boy Jeopardy next Tuesday morning, January fourteenth,
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Yes, let's live across America. It's John Boy, gently and
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enough time with me while he's at work.
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He's John Boy, I snorted out loud. You are already
looking at me.
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Hey to Jerry out of Brunswick, Georgia. Good morning Jerry
with an.
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Eye Hi, there you going you baby? I could just
tell you it's gonna be perky coming in out of
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doing it?
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I've never known a god to go Jerry with an eye,
but I've seen Jackie spell.
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Im wrong.
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With an eye?
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Had a girl.
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Well, Jerry, you got the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning.
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So let's look at the question. We'll believe it or not.
For just two hundred dollars, you can hire a professional
nit picker to come to your house and pick your nitz.
And this is what a knit is.
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It's life, you say, like you know, life.
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Is lies.
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And you are.
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Nice with an eye.
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I've never known that it's actually lice, eggs.
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Eggs, light eggs.
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Man, What do you have to do to be a
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Like this?
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A good set of eyes? I'm sure you got sometiance
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It's actually a very old profession that goes well before
shampoo and stuff.
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Jerry, you did.
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Maybe you have got a big old package of bird
Tea County peanuts, a southern tradition for over one hundred years,
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You, Jerry, ye wind, what the hour till me? Your news?
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I got motion pussy tunes of twenty twenty four, Trump
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This is a big show on the radio, going through
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Chelsea Clinton.
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I'm mister Trump.
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Her husband seems like something of a nerd.
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I'll just her.
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Someday she'll dump his ass and run away with me.
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Mister Trump, You've got a lovely daughter. Mister Trump, you've
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You're listening to the victors in this morning radio war,
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Now, can I turn in my expense receipts?
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I know we're getting ready for Beat the Blonde.
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We want to warm your brain up if I say
the last name of mister Whipple. Those of us they
were old enough to remember. What do we think about
mister Whipple?
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Do you remember that?
Speaker 7 (42:36):
Were you old enough? He talked about rich crackers.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
No, no, please don't squeeze the hot dog, but.
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Sharman, Please don't squeeze the sharman.
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Mister Whipple was the one that was chasing everybody off
on a TV commercial from squeezing the Charman toilet paper because.
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It was so solid off right, So they were walking
around the squeezation.
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Yeah, and then mister Whipple would snake a squeeze himself
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A creepy little perf.
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Kind of really, I called mister Whipple a creepy little purp.
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When no one was around.
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Would you call a man you called squeezing toilet paper
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It's his store.
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I guess he.
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Was managers long before the bears that they're using.
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Now, Oh that makes sense.
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Those were even Well this was news to me. Obviously,
you had no idea who I was talking about.
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William Whipple would have been two hundred and ninety four
years old today. He is a signer of the Declaration
of Independence. Mister Whipples not the same, you're the same guy.
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To honor him, we make him a store owner who
squeezing toilet paper.
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Will Whipple would have been two hundred and ninety four today.
Share that show off to somebody uh later Today, folks,
Good morning.
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When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
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The big show.
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but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
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Who will? I thought it was funny, howk a doodle
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do up?
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And at on?
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It is Tuesday, January the fourteenth, Man, we about halfway
food the.
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Month, the first month of a brand new year. Ain't
that some time?
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And all?
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Oh well, Lesley was happening January fourteenth, National Dress Up
your Pet Day?
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Why I know they don't like it.
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Look do you want to take that off?
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Wow?
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January fourteenth?
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I mean, you know, at least making the Halloween or
a day around there trigger treating or.
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It was a free day. It was open, I guess.
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So.
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Well, you can have a hot pastrami sandwich on the
National Hot Pastrami Sandwich.
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You got a wiener dog, you can dress him up
like yeah, but no but you wean her dog in
the bush?
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All right?
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And one more National Shop for Travel day reminds us
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Now. Let's start rainning now, please? Could you let us?
He's two weeks after the holidays.
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Just when you're not organized, John Boy, tell me.
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What to do.
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Oh right, we'll get.
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Do three days in history where we get our categories.
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Nineteen ninety America's Funniest Home Videos premiered on ABC.
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That was an instant hit. Was Yeah.
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I think it's still going on too, Yeah it is.
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That was before like the ease filming all these phones
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Still have four of them. Would you like one?
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D twenty nineteen An American's Chance of dying from an
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that's be what they opened up the border, all right. Finally,
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twenty twenty, game show Jeopardy had its greatest of all time,
the greatest of all time tournament, and it was won
by Ken Jennings, who was now the host.
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Yeah, got him a job I'm tying to win. And
his game didn't it.
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He didn't quite have the effervescence that Alex had.
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Yeah, I don't think anybody Alex was.
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Dry, but still, you know, had a good sharp.
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Wit Easier did Yeah again everything. But when we had
the John Boy and Billy celebrity golf tournament, one of
many when raising money for charity, Alex Trebek was in
my fourthroom. Yeah, and uh, he looked at me and said,
this is going to be an interesting round.
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This was after he saw your sting.
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After I dug his wing on the tea box in
it dribbled down to the fence where the gallery was staying.
I remember a guy reminded me this just a couple
of months ago, he said.
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I looked at him. I said, man, this is a
tough course you're telling me. Alex Trebek. I'll always have
that memory, Alex Man all right, Well there you go.
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There's our three categories one eight hundred Big shows. You
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Morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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For your Tuesday January fourteen, twenty and twenty five, I
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What's doing? Good morning? Anthony? You yo?
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How are you?
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Hey? Buddy? You a man? So Milan? Milan? How am
I pronouncing your town in Tennessee? And correctly? I guess.
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No, my my land is good, but it's usually my
land when you're.
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Recalled, like for pharmacy or whatever, you don't know how
to pronounce it. So let's say my land.
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Okay. So yeah, so it's just what I did mispronounced.
All right, we'll good.
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You're buddy. Well glad you're in here.
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Let's get you through these three categories. Get that prize
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E d Facebook, TikTok.
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That's what I do it an donna egg. Give us
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Ready go.
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I could coat on morphine fitting now I can cod on.
I guess al alright, Anthony for the wind. Three kinds
of trivia, Ready go.
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Sport, movie and music.
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There's Anthony's just making it seem so easy. First hang
in the morning. Where you do it, Anthony, you got
the big old prize back.
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We'll get you over the jackie and get you to
hook up and she will hook all you know. Hey,
way to go, body Yoe.
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By the way, the hour and top of your news.
I don't call Murray. I've never heard about that got
a new client, better or not? He kind of saying that,
what come on then close John.
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On Boying Believe Radio network over most of this radio station.
Oh right, yeah, we got agent this biz who's on
the desk of Red.
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Hot Red Hot Talent. And there's our name. Happy, Happy
New Year. Red Hot Talent has great stuff we're saving
just for you here Red Hot Talent, and there's our name.
Happy New Year to you. If you spend your bucks
with us, we promise we won't screw and come check
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out our talent roster filled with lots of bargains. Sure
wish I could come up with a word that rhymes
with bargain hot talent. It's red hot, just like chicken curry.
If you'd like to brook an act in, please hold.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
On for Mary. Well you right that one yourself.
Speaker 14 (09:40):
Now, I got a little help from Ry's nephew Sherman. Hey,
here's a word that rhymes with bargain.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Now that I can thank you. Hi, So how was
your holiday? Santa Claus? Bring you lots of good stuff?
Speaker 14 (09:51):
You know it about fourteen dinners, eight battles of expensive
French wine and a two hundred dollars district to get
from jewels and things.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Wow, that's quite a haul. Santa would make a pretty
good boyfriend. He sure, there's a lot of way a minute.
Please see tell me you didn't didn't What houg up
with a guy that plays Santa clause at the mall again?
Speaker 13 (10:15):
Well I can't believe you.
Speaker 14 (10:20):
Hey, I switched to a different mall this year.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I'm not an you and out with.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
A mall Santa just so ad buy you a bunch
of free stuff.
Speaker 14 (10:27):
Well he got to unwrap a few presents.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I hae to say it, but that makes you sound
kind of like a mercenary.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
That's a little nicer than the world.
Speaker 14 (10:38):
I was thinking some of the guy who's got a
Foozier Fast, three pizzas and his face on a bag
of beast.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Hey, that's business arrangements, you know.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
At least I don't break my guy's heart after he
delivers the pieces.
Speaker 14 (10:50):
Oh no, you just mispronounced his name during the commercial.
You don't think that's a heartache, mister Palmer.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So mispronouncing stuff, that's part of my charm.
Speaker 13 (11:01):
Hey, whatever helps you sleepingness.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Oh yeah, while you did it with suck a bunch
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him high and dry right after Christmas.
Speaker 14 (11:10):
Hey, he's a mass center. He's used to being cut
loose right after Christmas?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Does Murray know you treat people like this?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Ashley?
Speaker 13 (11:17):
It was his idea.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
God should have known. So is able mastermind?
Speaker 14 (11:21):
In hold on, I'll ask him, Hey, Burray, Jimbo and
on two watch out the fat guys in full righteous
indignation mode.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Hello Jimbo. Yeah, my nephew Sherman's in town.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah, we just heard some of his work.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Oh, the Happy New Year thing. Yeah, he can't get
out in five minutes. I'm helping him with another project
We've got really high hopes for. Sherman has a direct
to video project.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Going, oh yeah, what's that about?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Its designed to build the self esteem of children with
minor medical problems. You know, we're doing the whole Marlow Thomas,
You're a great kid, no matter how screwed up you are.
Thing Volume one is a pink eye. Really really, we're
auditioning some people here in the office today as a
matter of fact, and I think we just found our
pink guy, the sailor man.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Think the sailor man.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yes, his name is Art Becker. He's a second year
drama student at the School of the Arts in Winston Sailor.
Now he's no Jake Gillenhall in the looks department, But
this kid nailed the audition. You want to hear a
quick sample, not really great, Hey Art, befo over here,
can't tell me, Bobby a quicktation of the theme song.
(12:35):
I'm pink guy, the say man, I'm pink guy, the
same man. He feels kind of bitchy because my eyes
are itchy. I'm think guy. That's say man. He looks
kind of one because I caught Sir Jamie and that's
why me eyes I read. I used to be lusty,
(12:58):
but now I'm out crushed. The iceher that stayed home
in bed, pink guy that stay a man. I'm pink
guy that say a man. It's wife and arthritis. It's conjunctive.
Stink guy that's say my man.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
So do you love it?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Does that have best children's video written all over it?
Speaker 11 (13:26):
Or what?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
I don't exactly say? And fly out all the shelves
at Walmart?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Hey Art, he loves it bad. Listen, Jimbo, We're gonna
be reading people till about two o'clock. Combine your way home.
I don't know, Mary, I'll relaxed. There's some great roles
in ourn't cast yet. We got Eddie Ezema, Charlie Chiggers Herby,
Simplex Calcata. There's one called Lisa Headline and I just
saw her new publicity photo. She's perfect. Or listen, babe,
(13:54):
I got a run. We're gone to read some guys
for volume four, all about alopecia. Hey, if you can't
make it by two much to an early dinner thing
later on. Okay, have you a machine called my machine?
And give my love to Bobby. That's Billy and Jimbo.
What call me?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Good morning? Make shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
About twenty minutes away from the desk of tainer Taman News.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Get that drawer out and from what to watch? Not
as I said, drawer and the drawers.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
I've been taking the task for that guys, looking forward
to something that wasn't gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
You went to the HR meeting.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
I get whispers in the hall.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Oh good sign.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
That's right, so hard to watch twat twenty minutes from now, Mud.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Right now it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Well, well, well, we're well into the new year and
all those grand New Year's resolutions you all made for
a better and brighter You have been forgotten and cast
aside with the promise of trying again next year, just
like you always do. Unlike you bunch of sorry losers,
(15:38):
I've kept every single resolution I made. It's not hard
to do. You just gotta be smart about making them.
Let me preach on it. The big mistake people make
is making their resolutions too audacious. Stuff like I'm gonna
work for world peace, or I'm gonna stop global warming,
(16:00):
or I'm gonna bring back disco no offense. But don't
be stupid. You're not gonna do any of that, and
then when you don't, you're just gonna hate yourself even
more than you do. Right now, keep it simple and achievable.
(16:21):
I'm gonna lose one hundred pounds this year, said every
single lying fat person. Ever, how many of them did
it exactly? I was smart. I made the resolution to
gain twenty pounds, and not only did I achieve my resolution,
(16:42):
I overshot my coverage by ten pounds. Run tell dat,
I'm gonna read more this year. If you've got time
to read, that means you have too much time on
your hands. Go get a damn job, astro Nerd, You're
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part of the problem. I resolved to stop reading anything
it makes me think. Then my head hurts. I watched
TV instead. We've become such a global village. I'm going
to learn a second language. Give me a break, Senor.
(17:25):
All you have to do is go on Facebook to
see that most of you dimwitz are having a hard
enough time with English. The only reason to learn a
second language is because you plan on sneaking into another country, unless,
of course, that country is America. The only second language
(17:45):
I'm working on is the language of love, and of
course igpay aten lay. A lot of knuckleheads look at
their life and say, this year, I have got to
get out of this rut. I'm working on three new ruts.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Go this is the year.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I get out of debt first. That's a sucker bet.
I've got three new credit cards and a line of
credit with some third string credit union. Who cares when
the economy goes all the way to hell, I'll have
bought all those wonderful memories on worthless money. I just
hope they sustain me through the next great depression. I'm
(18:33):
gonna stop staring at other women. What are you one
of them, Gaze. I'm putting extra time on my schedule
to eyeball more women. I've even gone as far as
naming all the boobs on the Weather Channel, you know
the one I like, Jaggie. I'm gonna be more careful
(18:58):
about who I associate with. The only way you can
say this is if you're hanging out with gangsters, meth dealers,
or used car salesman, which means you've got no sense
of adventure. I'm sick of hanging with you boring whitebread knuckleheads.
(19:18):
I've made it a point to make my life more
interesting and start hanging with the more questionable types I
can find. Tell the Booger Branch guys, I'll call him
this afternoon. All these resolutions, they make you self critical.
You really want to be reminded on a daily basis
how worthless you really are. Not me, I've made it
(19:42):
a point to focus on the faults of others. Watch this, hey, Jackie,
Harry Potter called he wants his hair cut back.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
See that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
More fun than looking in the mirror and bursting into tears.
This helps motivate your mouth breathes. Oh wait a second,
there's one resolution. I haven't gotten to yet procrastinate more.
I'll start that first thing tomorrow probably. Hey, Harry Potter,
(20:23):
good money, y'all.
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What to watch in minutes? Right now? Quick turn from
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These guys are so boring, and that's being kind. Did
you ever have to make up your mind? Did you
ever have to finally decide to say yes to one
(22:08):
and push the others aside? They all make you want
to run somewhere and hide. Did you ever have to
finally decide?
Speaker 12 (22:18):
Sometimes your favorite doesn't run and you get all missed.
Speaker 16 (22:22):
You because you like Mitch Daniel To Governor Christie, when
a pumps a new one, your heart's nott to thump
many turns out to be another goofy Donald Trump.
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yet to be identified.
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Some people love Ron Paul.
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They say he's so very.
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But when he starts talking, he sounds kind of scary.
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He says, I can fix it all, give me four
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And you know you don't want none of that, So
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Come this November to be in a fine Did you
ever have to make.
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Up your mind?
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here's our girl, Marci Taytor.
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Alright, and we're gonna take a look at the box
office from the weekend.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
If I'm mad.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Coming in first place was Den of These Thieves Too.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
He was a first seconds five seconds Maybe.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
I love you.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
This is a crime flick with Gerard Butler and O'sha
Jackson Junior.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Den of Thief two Thief.
Speaker 9 (24:50):
Coming in second place was Mufasa the Lion King, and
third place was Sonic the Hedgehog three, which my nephews
went to and gave two thumbs up.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Uh no no came in fourth place. It's a vappire
move in.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
Original and Moana too came in fifth place. Moana you
want to.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
All right?
Speaker 9 (25:20):
Coming out this weekend and then turned the page in
theaters Friday, wolf Man, it's a horror and you guessed it.
It's about a family in a remote farmhouse attacked by
an unseen animal, but as the night stretches on, Dad
begins to transform into something unrecognizable. Also out one of
(25:43):
Them Days. This has got Kekey, Palmer and Sissa in it.
When best friends and roommates Drew and Alyssa discover Alyssa's
boyfriend has blown the rent money like the do finds
themselves going to extremes and it race against the clock,
like to avoid affection and junk, to keep our friendships
and attack.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
They're really going to try hard.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
That might be one for the girls Girls Night One
of them Days September five, because they didn't have a
thh after it, so I'm just saying September five. It's
a docu drama, a period drama starring Peter sarsguard during
the nineteen seventy two Summer Olympics in Munich and American
sports broadcasting team must adapt to live coverage of the hostages.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
There's a period drama, period drama.
Speaker 9 (26:24):
So it's it's a movie based on true events of
the nineteen seventy two Olympics, and the whole terror could.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Have been a chick flip, you know, that could be.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
All right, let's see movies that are streaming. Yeah, I
know all the substance. It's on Prime Video. Look, I
got a clock and you are just eating it up. No, no, no,
don't shut up yet.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
The substance. It's on Prime Video.
Speaker 9 (26:53):
This is the movie that Demi Moore won Best Actress
in a Movie Musical or Comedy at the eighty second
Golden Globe.
Speaker 7 (26:58):
Oh yeah, so subs stints.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
It's a sharp wit with cathartic intensity, according to the
to the reviewers, it's about a girl who turns toxic
beauty culture inside out.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
In her mind blowing latest feature. That's a check.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
We finally got her act.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
Finally she's like all these years, probably got something. All right,
what are we watching on streaming? Okay, what's dropping this
week is The Walking Dead The Ones who Live season one,
So for all you Walking Dead fans, that's coming out.
I have been binging Silo. It's on Apple TV. It's
a dystopian future where like this community lives in a silo.
(27:36):
It's been like ten thousand people living in this underground
a community, like they grow corn and they have a
whole you know, uh culture in a way of living
and rules and laws and mayhem ensues.
Speaker 7 (27:48):
So Silo is.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
One of those ones where I want to watch one
more and I'm told to go to bed.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
I can't watch one.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Okay, So in what general Apple TV?
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Yeah, right, all right, and you've been watching something.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
I'm excited about the second season of one that my
boys Stick hat me watching Severance. It's like my job
tell and you forget everything. It's just weird.
Speaker 10 (28:16):
They manipulate your brain so that when you're at work
you have no memory. That's the only world that you know,
and then when you're at home, no memory of.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
Work, and they say they flip you back and forth.
It was a psychological.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Watching. It's really separate. The first season is already out.
In the second season, you say, is drop?
Speaker 9 (28:40):
I think, and Stick is like, Dad, this is you?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Have you been streaming that?
Speaker 10 (28:49):
I highly recommend one called Resident Alien. The first two
seasons are on Netflix and then then Someone Who. Anyway,
there's four seasons total. Their in production already. The next
season will be next season next year. I'm sorry, but
it's about an alien who is sent to Earth to
destroy mankind because we are destroying the planet. So they're
(29:13):
trying to save the planet by getting rid of us. Well,
he crashes when he gets to Earth, and may him
ensue because he has to inhabit the body and life
of an earthling. Then he has to learn how to
be on Earth, and then he starts liking.
Speaker 7 (29:28):
Earth people in that guy's life. Yeah in this town, Yes, all.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Right, resident aliens, all.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
Right, that says Fraser is awesome.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
She hates the new Fraser. I as like maybe two
episodes and gave it a chance. And Jaggie, you lasted
about that.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
I'm out.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
I'm Randy.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Gave me the whole series of the old one.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
So if you want to go over Jackie's house.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
And you can also stream Fraser for it on your streaming.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
A good deal.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy
Jeopardy review. Yesterday's question.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
We found out lots of people go to the emergency
room due to injuries involving various kinds of fruit, and
according to the number of injuries, this is the world's
most dangerous fruits.
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No, huh, huh, Bana.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Telling me banana, they're slipping and falling, Ye what I say?
Today's John Boy Jeopardy Believe it or not? For just
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What is your last nerve?
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We played John Boy Jeopardy next Tuesday morning, January fourteenth,
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enough time with me while he's at work.
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looking at me.
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Hey to Jerry out of Brunswick, Georgia. Good morning Jerry
with an.
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Eye Hi, there you going you baby? I could just
tell you it's gonna be perky coming in out of
bruns with welcome and I was hoping for how you
doing it?
Speaker 10 (32:21):
I've never known a god to go Jerry with an eye,
but I've seen Jackie spell.
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Im wrong.
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With an eye?
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Had a girl.
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Well, Jerry, you got the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning.
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So let's look at the question. We'll believe it or not.
For just two hundred dollars, you can hire a professional
nit picker to come to your house and pick your nitz.
And this is what a knit is.
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It's life, you say, like you know, life.
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Is lies.
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And you are.
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Nice with an eye.
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I've never known that it's actually lice, eggs.
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Eggs, light eggs.
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Man, What do you have to do to be a
knit pair?
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Like this?
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A good set of eyes? I'm sure you got sometiance
and magnifier tweezers. Wow, all right, okay, I've been looking
for something.
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It's actually a very old profession that goes well before
shampoo and stuff.
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Jerry, you did.
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Maybe you have got a big old package of bird
Tea County peanuts, a southern tradition for over one hundred years,
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You, Jerry, ye wind, what the hour till me? Your news?
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I got motion pussy tunes of twenty twenty four, Trump
daughter's song.
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Good Morning.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
This is a big show on the radio, going through
some of my most requested tunes of twenty twenty four,
a flurry of them. Toward the end of the year,
we're going through the It's like the Trump family here,
you know, trouble have some good looking women around here,
his own family.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
Mister Trump, you got a lovely daughter, I mean Vanka,
not the trashy wine she says, smile, so pretty and employed.
Speaker 20 (35:33):
It's all those attributes that make the liberals wine. She
has got a darling line of clothing. Their boycott only
made her numbers rise. They're just jellous, They don't it.
(35:58):
Democrats can't get their skinny jeans beyond their thunder thighs.
She keeps her cool when the gay's harass her.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
She's not a fool. She can whip their asser. She's
much smarter than that.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
Chelsea Clinton.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Not a pothead like a Bomba's kids.
Speaker 20 (36:33):
She's not a booze hound like the Bush girls are.
Like Kim Kondashian with a normal size behind. You must
be proud handles hersel fhine.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, make stuffake.
Speaker 20 (36:55):
News look even more Assna.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I'm mister Trump.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
I'm sorry that she's married.
Speaker 20 (37:07):
Her husband seems like something of a nerd.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I'll just her.
Speaker 20 (37:17):
Someday she'll dump his ass and run away with me.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
I must have lost my mind.
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Mister Trump, You've got a lovely daughter. Mister Trump, you've
got the lovely daughter. Mister Trump, You've got the lovely dodaughter.
Mister Trump, You've got a lovely daughter.
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I know we're getting ready for Beat the Blonde.
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We want to warm your brain up if I say
the last name of mister Whipple. Those of us they
were old enough to remember. What do we think about
mister Whipple?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Do you remember that?
Speaker 7 (42:36):
Were you old enough? He talked about rich crackers.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
No, no, please don't squeeze the hot dog, but.
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Sharman, Please don't squeeze the sharman.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
Mister Whipple was the one that was chasing everybody off
on a TV commercial from squeezing the Charman toilet paper because.
Speaker 9 (42:58):
It was so solid off right, So they were walking
around the squeezation.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
Yeah, and then mister Whipple would snake a squeeze himself
when after he would run him all he would be
over there, Oh, like.
Speaker 7 (43:11):
A creepy little perf.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
Kind of really, I called mister Whipple a creepy little purp.
Speaker 7 (43:18):
When no one was around.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Would you call a man you called squeezing toilet paper
at the grocery store, Well.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
It's his store.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
I guess he.
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Was managers long before the bears that they're using.
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Now, Oh that makes sense.
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Those were even Well this was news to me. Obviously,
you had no idea who I was talking about.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
William Whipple would have been two hundred and ninety four
years old today. He is a signer of the Declaration
of Independence. Mister Whipples not the same, you're the same guy.
Speaker 9 (43:53):
To honor him, we make him a store owner who
squeezing toilet paper.
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Will Whipple would have been two hundred and ninety four today.
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