November 12, 2024 • 37 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Gary Busey recaps his antics from this year’s Halloween celebration.. - Terry Hanson has his Sports Briefs - today he tells us about the time he put together a multi-million dollar Bowl Game.. - We’ll check in with Sissy Graham Lynch from Samaritan’s Purse as collection week rapidly approaches for this year’s Operation Christmas Child.. - and we’ll button-up the show with a duck hunting adventure with Cadbury…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, A big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hang on, all right, listen to you mog it's time
to button your yapp say, I'm trying to listen to
these two clowns, John Boyn Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big. It's
you normous say it's adorable.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Sweet, there's a big show on the radio. It ought
to be coming out of yours speakers. Wherever you may be,
where are we may All right, that's it. I was
just like, well, never.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Mind, are you done?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, it's chestay November twelve.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I was expecting a little warm. Oh yeah, I work
out goes. Yeah, you're right, you're done.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Let me look at the national days. Let's wake up
thinking about it. Huh National Pizza with for works except
and Chovi's Day.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, that's kind of specific.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
National French Dip Day, tender slashes of beef for Portland
to fringe roll gets you a little o zoo little
Swiss keys.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
On that bad boy. Arby's is only place fast food.
You're gonna get one like that. So when I fail,
all right, we'll get you a French dip.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
And today is National Chicken Soup for the Soul Day
celebrating the book series with the Montreal Chain the World
One Story of the Time, and.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
For some reason it's leading off a chicken suits.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
All right, Well, got us thinking now I'm tired of it.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
All right, go to our three dates in history we
got saved up.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
We get our first prize pack out and get that
winning beginning. That'll be fun here on Tuesday morning, Big
Shows on a radio. Good morning, Big Shows on a radio.
Got a Lord Tiger's prize pack. We gonna play for
cool swag for my lawyers at ride a hat, t shirt,
(02:34):
and tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card with
Lord Tigers. You never ride along Tay on the bounder
when you hit the Big Show dot com. Check them out.
Listen up three dates in history where we got our
three categories for you to win.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That No, remember the twelfth.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It was nineteen eighty New York City Mayor Ed Koch committed,
I mean admitted that he had once tried smoking marijuana.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oo like he quit all right.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Nineteen ninety five, UCLA scientists announced they had germinated the
oldest known seed ever found. It was a lotus seed
from China. A little seed which had slept for twelve
hundred years sprouted in four days.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Wow, much like.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
My greens in the garden after we got that ring.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, about the same age too.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
The two stan Lee file suit against Marvel Entertainment, claiming
the company has cheated him out of millions of dollars
in profits related to the two thousand and two movie
Spider Man. Oh they didn't compenstate old stand, did they?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
In the NDS? Okay, I tell you.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Before Sony came in and bought out the Marvel stuff
to make the rights. Uh make it, they were literally
selling office furniture to people who would walk in off
the street.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, they were so hard up for money. Then they
let everybody.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Go, and that was I wasn't I know what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
They did well, they took it back over because Sony
proved they couldn't you carry the torch?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Okay, yeah, well you lost it.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Always get one somebody Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Think about Spider Man for our third category?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
And then one eight hundred, big Shaw you told free line,
come on play out birds next. Good morning, it's a
(04:59):
big sean Al radio rolling through your Tuesday, November twelve,
Today's feature track for The Big Show bed Box the
King Trump Song. There's for keywords King Trump hit the
bed Box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
There I know.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Let's get there. When the uppers, let's play uppers. It's
the game that anyone can win. John Boy and Billy
to give the prizes from the Big Prize be Let's
go he contested number one.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
This should it be a lot of funks when you're
playing Outburst.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Have a hurry up and guest time the test time. Yeah,
the big shots.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Let's say, heard a Cory from McConnell's South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
We have a shot.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Good morning Cory, Morning, John Boy, he little buddy, get
on in here. Let's get you through these three categories
and get your Lord Tiger's Prize.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Pick you ready to go?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I think so see.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Let's go it, buddy in five seconds. Give us three
things that you can smoke. Ready go, figure, we need
not pipe hell the boy?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
All right, you got it. I'll give us three kinds
of seeds, ready to go, Native Uncle.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
All right here, and Cory getting ready to win with
three characters from Spider Man, Ready go spider Man, Doctor Occoper.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I can't think about the boy.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I say that, I don't know I would reckon, but
I know I've already extended your.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Oh right enunt what's her name?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
And there closing door that gry I ain't gonna snatch
out lord Tiger's prize back away from you.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
First thing this morning? You hang on, buddy, gonna be
You're okay? Why we're gonna jump out and catch you
up on your news?
Speaker 9 (07:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh no, I'm standing here.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
It's moving around outside early this morning, were popping in.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
Hang on, h.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
M hmm, good Jesay morning, Big Show's on the radio. Well,
(08:14):
us all stand chatting up the snack lady. I'm sure
when she kicks him to the curb, he'll pop it.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
WHOA don't mind if I do, John Boy, Randy Jackie
tat Big Show lessener Barry Hapsen on the monitor, was any.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Luck with a snack lady?
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Well, as a matter of fact, my bullcap young friend,
I now have her number. Really, you know it, Brosep,
I'm down the clown ready to romance Riggy Tajiggy. As
I've heard it said, it looks.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Like you look might have changed. Stand what happened?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Well?
Speaker 9 (08:45):
I finally deduced the thing that sabotaged my amore.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It was the demon drink ah, so you stopped drinking.
Speaker 9 (08:52):
It was time, John boy, I knew when I made
a huge fou path, a full path, a crude miss statement,
a verbal famble, a spoken.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
SCHMAGGI was its a story? Well?
Speaker 9 (09:05):
I was at Red Blobster Lobster. No, no, red Blobster.
It's like Hooters, but with seafood, and all the waitresses
tend to be on the hefty side, beautifully bulky, deliciously
thick stout to put it bluntly.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Well, did you have a few too many and hit
on a hostess?
Speaker 9 (09:20):
Sadly, No, it was a fellow patron. She was Have
you got a minute? Sure, she was seated in a
booth and was holding a baby, a baby she decided
to feed, and not with a bottle. If you smell
what the stand is cooking, I got it well. I
was on my seventh Alaskan duck fart.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Wait, what oh?
Speaker 9 (09:37):
The Alaskan duck fart. It's a layered cocktail that is
visually appealing and extremely intacts.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Again, okay, got it well.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
I was also intoxicated by the fair damsel's beauty, fortified
by liquid courage. When the waiter asked if I'd like
anything else, I motioned to her and I said, I'll
have what the kids have it.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
So did you get a phone number?
Speaker 9 (09:58):
Yes, for an attorney. So I decided then and there
I was on the proverbial wagon.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Well, good for you. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
I will say this is not the first time I
tried to quit. A few years ago, I woke up
one Sunday morning with a solid buzz still clinging to
my brain. But I had enough of my faculties to
know I needed to do something. So I stumbled quite
literally across a baptismal service at the condo pand the
minister said, are you ready to find Jesus? I said hell, yes,
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so he dunked me in the water. When he pulled
me up, he said, did you find Jesus? I said nope,
so he dunked me again. After about thirty seconds, he
pulled me up, brother, did you find Jesus yet? I
said nope, So he dunked me again, this time for
about a minute. When he pulled me up, he said, Sinner,
have you still not found Jesus? I said no, Are
you sure this is where he fell in.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Well at first, you don't succeed.
Speaker 9 (10:52):
Don't drink again. Well, I'm going to call the snack lead.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh for a hot day.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Now she wants me to do her taxes. Hey, i'll
take my I can get later taters.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Here's
that call. Good morning, big shoe.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Come on, Milly'll mad man?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
How you doing?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Man? I'm just fit as a fiddling ready for love?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Really, no, man.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
The wife just got back from Florida visiting her sister,
her nerve wracking kids. Of course they had to drag
us off the Disney World while I was down there.
Oh boy, can't we I tell how I can swell,
I dip myrtle my big old mickey mouse buck Hey
to get on meey too much here. But after about
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three days of standing in one line after another, the
Orlando Airport was starting to look like the happiest place
on it. Hey. I was talking to a boy works
at Apcot one night. He says, they're fetching the shut down.
It's a small world ride at Disneyland. Now, anybody that's
ever rolled this thing had that crappy song stuck in
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their head. The rest of the day, probably thinking good,
it's about that. Well, don't get too excited. They ain't
tearing it down. They're just upgrading it. And there's more
bad news. They're upgrading the equipment, not the song. Now
here's the deal. When Small World was built back in
nineteen sixty four, is designed to carry men that weighed
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one hundred and seventy five pounds and women that weighed
one hundred and thirty five pounds. Now, is anybody that's
been to the mall lately know?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Is lot?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Y'all? We walked around Disney World for three days last week.
I ain't never seen so many pat people in my life.
We must come through the gate, I thought was call
up in the middle of some new Dumbo parade. Pat
they foreverwhere, and half of them riding them little electric
scooters they keep on head for them ninety year old grannies. Nowadays,
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it ain't grannie riding it if a forty year old
big girl from Arkansas staring with one hen eating marshmallow,
Mickey's with the others. At Disney everybody under two years
old is in a stroller. Now everybody over two hundred
pounds on a little rascal needless to say, a steady
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stream of fat people take a toll on amusement park ride.
According to the fellow I talked to, what's happening on
small roars The riders have got so fat the boots
are bottoming out. Kid, you know, hello, these big old
buck steaks goes into shooting, is up getting stuck halfway
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through because ain't no cameras inside. The people running a
ride don't know there's a stuck card. If somebody says, hey,
how come nobody's coming out down the head, so you
could end up trapped on the worst ride in the
park with him little robot Eskimo kids singing it's a
small roll at you over and over. He's thinking the
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haunted mansion is creepy. Ain't say nothing in so here's
a reality check for you, America. Walt Disney says, you're
officially too fat to ride. It's a small world. Now,
put down that Mickey Mouse ice cream bar, keep your
scooning off my toes, and quit run in my life, y'all. Moore, Billy, y'all,
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have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Good morning is a big shoulder radio?
Speaker 11 (14:56):
Hell you Lindsey premise, hre this the Pond. I get
my daily do some culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Who will?
Speaker 7 (15:16):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
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going through your Tuesday morning. They were in the Big Show.
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of Southern rock bands will be led by our.
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Get your tickets. We'll see you there. Wednesday, December age.
Jive Mother May.
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Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play John boyd Jeopardy if a one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products will go? Do
we get a winter? You might want to click on
that link if you want to find out about it.
We want you to go to the Big Show dot
com and click on the Samaritans personally because it is
Operation Christmas Child time again as we head toward National
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Collection Week November eighteenth through the twenty fifth special guest
on the show this morning, we have Sissy Graham Lynch,
a senior advisor and ministry spokesperson for the Samaritan's person
Good morning, Sissy, well.
Speaker 12 (17:24):
Good morning. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Oh you kidding man. Thank you so much for being
with us.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Sissy.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
We love this time of the year where we can
be the first to say Merry Christmas. And we know
that our Big Show listener is gonna jump in here
with twelve million shoe boxes is what we're shooting for
this year. Each one contains the Gospel of Jesus Christ,
the reason for the season. And Sissy, you have been
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a part of this operation since you were a little girl.
Did you just tell us about that growing up with
Operation Christmas Job.
Speaker 12 (18:00):
Well, first off, thank you guys for being always such
a great support to Operation Christmas Child.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
And it is.
Speaker 12 (18:05):
Hard to believe we're already talking about Christmas, but it
is our national collection. The week is November eighteenth through
the twenty fifth, and I have I've been packing shoeboxes
since I was about eight years old with my dad,
Franklin Graham, and it's just amazing. And now that I'm
a mom, it's taking on a whole different meeting packing
shoeboxes with my kids. But you know, this is a
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project that you can do with your family, You can
do it with your grandkids, you can do it with
your neighbors. And all it is is taking a shoebox,
filling it with toys, school items. You know, we always
encourage put a fun item in there, you know, one
that your children or grandchildren would love to have. And
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each one of these box is an opportunity to share
the gospel of Jesus Christ. So when we go to
deliver these boxes all around the world, those kids will
here that God loves them, that God has never forsaid them,
He is with him. They will hear the gospel. But
most importantly, then we will follow up with these kids
and these kids will have the opportunity to go through
a twelve week discipleship program. And that's the most amazing
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thing is when they can get to study God's word.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
That is so neat, Sissy, And you actually got to
take your own children to deliver shoebox gifts earlier this year.
Do you have a special moment you can share with us.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Well, you know what.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
It took me back to a moment I can remember
delivering shoeboxes with my dad. We were in South Africa
for the very first time, and my dad will always
say that every shoe box is like a snowflake, not
one of them is the same. And we were in
this hospital when I was a little girl, and there
was a child in there that was completely blind. And
as a little girl, I'm thinking, what in the world
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can I give this kid that they'll care about? And
when we opened up that shoebox, everything had to do
with noise and touch and softness and music. And I
knew right then as a kid that God was behind
every box. That he knew when we were packing those
boxes back at home, he knew what child was gonna
get it, And so I got to do that with
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my kids this year. Took them to Belief, and my
son and daughter packed their own shoe boxes and got
to deliver them. And my son packed he packed his
favor at baseball and a baseball glove, and my daughter
packed a soccer ball and they got to deliver those
two kids. But they got to see that kids live
differently than them and that these boxes are not just
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something we have fun doing once a year, that they
have an eternal impact, forever impact on these kids' lives.
And to tell people why we do it, and that's
about Jesus.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Wow, that is something you know. And that's what Franklin
always says in Randy Riddle. I'll always say, pray over
your shoe boxes. You hit it exactly, sissy. God knows
where that shoe box is going. And we've heard so
many stories from We get to talk to kids who
actually opened the shoe box and then maybe through God's movement,
they wind up and they just remember that item that
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they had. Well, it's just it's so it's just take
you breath, Wayne, You've gotten to see it all your life.
I know, it's just so many stories like that, sissy.
Speaker 12 (21:11):
Those stories never get old because only God can do
those stories. That has nothing to do with us, and
it is it is the power of prayer. And my
kids will remind me sometimes we get in the hustle
bustle this season and my kids will slow down and say, no,
we have to pray over our boxes and continue to
pray over them. They remind me. And it is this pressure.
And we're so thankful for everybody that packs boxes because
they make it possible. And what I've learned is the
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power of the shoebox. On this side of the story,
and my kids go to they went to a Christian
school and they're packing shoeboxes. And one kid went home
and told his mommy's packing his shoe box. And he
gives mom, why are we doing this? And she told
them and right then he asked Jesus into his own heart.
He goes to school, he's so excited about it. When
they're taking their shoeboxes, he tells his teacher. The teachers
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so and three more kids in his class come to
know Jesus because the packing shoe boxes.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
On this side the story that is so neat and
we talk about too. Don't get caught up in the
millions of shoe boxes. One shoe box goes one kid,
and that's that's the way it is. All right, our listeners,
it's time to do it. We got to set it
for You can click on the Samaritans personal link at
the Big Show dot Com. Take you right there. Everything
you need to know to get you for a national
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collection week. It'll pop up whether it's close to you.
We got it all set. These guys are pretty good
at getting the gospel around the world. Sissy, thanks for
joining us this morning. Very Merry Christmas to you and
your family.
Speaker 12 (22:34):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
All right, sweetie, thanks all right, dear, Well, let's play
John Boy Jeopardy for one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bull Shot cleaning products. Yeah, all right, let's review
yesterday's question. We found out almost everybody has some of
these in their fridge, but according to a recent study,
about seventy five percent of them eventually get thrown away.
That would be leftover, the good old leftovers. That study
(22:57):
was conducted by Tupperware all Ronic. Today's John boyd Jeopardy.
It was nineteen fifty nine After facing fifty injury lawsuits,
the city of Mobile, Alabama, made it illegal for women
to wear these on public streets unless they obtained a
permit and signed a waiver agreeing not to sue the
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city for any injuries.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
A'd be t shirts that say screw the police.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
No was y'all got one eight hundred Big Show You
told free line. We played John boyd Jeopardy. Next Yeah,
(23:54):
Tuesday morning, Big Show's on the radio. Today's feature track
from the Big Show Box the Game Trump Song Search
for key words King Trump sing along with Jackie. We
hit the Big Bugs at the Big Show dot Com.
And right now let's waye Yes live across America.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
It's John Boy, Jeffy and now a man who has
come to realize that politicians are.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
A lot like baby diapers.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
They both need to be changed regularly and for the
same reason.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Pease, John Boy.
Speaker 9 (24:30):
I got.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
As ahead of Matthew out of Moorsboro, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Good morning, Matthew, Good morning, Hey buddy, welcome.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
What man you got the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning? You beca nam true almost. Well, let's
go back to nineteen fifty nine. After facing fifty injury lawsuits.
The city of Mobile, Alabama made it illegal for women
to wear these on public streets. They obtained a permit
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and signed a waiver agreeing not to sue the city
for any injuries. What in the world's that down in Mobile, Matthew.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Let's go with high hills.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Say women wearing a high heel shoes and the law
is still on their books today. The ladies don't try
sue and you're falling down on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Matthew, good work.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products,
head over the moorsburn for you.
Speaker 10 (25:39):
Thank you, Kirk, go to Gold Book.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Finding with the hour top of your knew hereire hunting season.
Things are homin at j D's with a Southern board
needs on the other side. Good morning, it's a big
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show on the radio. All excited. Dunk season coming in
is week bars Leason, So let's all go down to
j D's.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
Howday, friends, It's about that time of year again. A
JD's twenty four hour drive through quint of gun, auto Parts, pharmaceutical,
don't cat bait and tackle discount cigarette How it has all.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
You need for the ball hunting season.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
We got trees, stands, dalt food, rabbit traps, down to mine,
low Hamler's hood ornaments, a panhouse, turkey collars, no dose
bucklucks and a quality assortment of blaze orange underwear. We
got crabby jigs, time irons, kerosene, flannel ware, campof and
eight mandate suture kids, help remight saxle grease and mention
it's had to qualify for next week. Seven hundred horse
power diesel powered win wagger drawing officially licensed ma Nassacar.
I got Elvis, ruds, bullcus domand see suck it says
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Tayland old rifles, cops, work boots, motorol, vasiline, not to mention,
a fine selection of copper tube and firewood and sour
mash twink wink wink, whileless on ount in j d's
twenty four hour drive through pond and gun on old
parts pharmaceutical and don't give bait and tackle discount cigarette
alet it stopping a new location behind Roy's used tires
with the old landfill used to be and look for
the big meon sign that reads.
Speaker 13 (27:37):
Yad j D's what a Southern boy.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio. When
here we go. Now an entry into the diary of
Gary Busey Dear.
Speaker 14 (28:18):
Diary, This is Gary ucy Well Diary. Another Halloween is
coming on with the memories of Count Bucilla's Pennsylvania House
of Horror will linger on, and this one will go
down in history as a real barn burner, mostly because
Gaylor's Hartane got hammered and burned down the bar.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
There's holmes to haunt and ghost to catch. Sure.
Speaker 14 (28:43):
Hope someone don't a lot of match, say the wire
barn's on fire? Hey whistle up?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 14 (28:52):
When I moved out of Melobue, I bought old Charlie
Napier's place out there in the country. It's close to
Hollywood without having to smell ass every time I opened
a win. Lots of room and plenty of time to
put this dream night mire together. Crazy Frankie and Me
did a pretty dang good job of tricking out the joint.
I got the special effects guy from Attack of the
(29:13):
Toxic Doxins to do all the gimmicks. And when we
busted open the doors to the public, Oh, we put
a spook to him. What good enter now if you
dare and have yourself a real good scare manly man
might will survive, but some folks won't come out alive.
If you got pink horror and wearing crocs, you're probably
gonna die of shock. Boo boo, there's poop on you?
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Is it yours or hers? Tell me true?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Stinky stinky wipe with your pinky.
Speaker 12 (29:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Once you walked in the door, diary, the horror started.
Oh lord, behold the casting couch.
Speaker 14 (29:53):
Harvey Weinstein standing there with his robe by hanging open,
welcomes you. Will you like a drink? Mister Bill Cosby
is running the bar, Have a drink? Hey, Hey, what
you think? Do a little dance and drop that top and.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
I'll show you my funding pop worth me e'all.
Speaker 14 (30:12):
The next room is that geezer George Clooney hitting on
your teenage daughter, all the while calling you dad.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Whoa.
Speaker 14 (30:23):
The next room is p Diddy hitting on your teenage son.
All the time he's asking if you got any younger kids?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
What.
Speaker 14 (30:36):
The next room is Ellen DeGeneres hitting on your wife.
Do you want to save her or watch?
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:42):
Yeah, yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yeah yeah.
Speaker 14 (30:45):
After that You're guided to the patio where master Chef
Caitlin Jenner is having a weenie roast and she just
run out, run, run for your life. She wants to
take what belongs to your wife. You better hope she
don't catch up that red stuff you're seeing, sir, ain't
ketchup lorraina bobbitt table for one. Yeah, you ski that
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a lot of that room, right into the temple of
body positivity, and there she is Lizzo in full fishnet
body stuck it, saying love me, worship me, and if
you don't, a bunch of skinny loser gen zs call
you names and threatened to dos you to weight watchers.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I don't fix you, you know what. And your final
torture is Disney Hall.
Speaker 14 (31:39):
To get out, you have to get past a Spanish
snow white, a non binary storm trooper, and Marble's new
captain Sissy stop in the name of the law, I'll
scratch your eyes out. And finally you got to use
all the correct pronouns of the Seven Dwarfs, I mean
seven Little Fellers. And as you exit the ghost that
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Jeffrey Epstein is writing your nave in his book Hollywood,
Ain't that swell. In fact, it's just a live in hell.
We gave you a little taste. Now get the hell
out and make haste your hair turns white from all
this fear. See you, sucker, same time next year.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
Eyall.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Well, Diary, I got THEASKI daddle crazy.
Speaker 14 (32:26):
Frankie and I are meeting Lady Gaga, Manonna, Courtney Love
and Billie Eilish.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
We're doing another Haunted House in November. We'll come to
Skanksgiving until next time, Diary. This is Gary Boo, sir.
Speaker 8 (32:48):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted morning.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
You may hear the Big Show. Where's my big bag?
Who can't be topical? Good morning, that's a big show already.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Tuesday, November twelfth, you got your name in the hat
for John Boy's wonderful Thing number one hundred and twenty five.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Veterans Day.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
This week we got a commemorative challenge coin from the
US military Z three Operation Red Dawn in Iraq.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yes, that on a challenge coin. We got him.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Go check it out and get your name the hat
and we will give it away beginning of the final
hour Fridays, Big Show.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
What we do with my wonderful pain.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
Row home?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Call Marvin Webster. In minutes Big Show rolls on, Good Morning,
Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Coming up.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
We played beating the Blonde with a substitute blonde. Don't
tell Tater she's hot. All right, We're gonna play for
a Happy Herd prize bag. Heavy Herd makes top quality attractings,
minerals and feed for Dear Baron Hoggs. If you're not
using Happy Herd, better hope your neighbors aren't. Click on
the link when you hear the Big Show dot com
intercode JBB get Timmerson off, check ain't on first, Let's
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bring in our bro on. Call Marvin Webster.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yo, what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Hey man?
Speaker 6 (35:07):
The New Great Depression rolls on. People having a hard
time do anything for money. Even the crime nowadays is
jacked up. He's seen on the news about all these
metal thieves. And I ain't going about gold and silver.
I'm talking about like breaking in the power company, stealing
copper cab, pulling rain gutters off a man's house, stealing
guardrails and man hole covers. It's like a bunch of
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crackhead termites, or attack even real crack hands on.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
What is wrong with these people?
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Hey, if you're a cop working on a stolen metal case,
I got a tip for you. You ain't got to
interview none of my people. Ain't no brothers in the
scrap metal game. You're looking for eight big thick white
boys trying to steal a guardrail. I had some labor
intensive crime right now. We ain't about that. If a
brother hooked up one of them gangs, he lasts about
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ten minutes. First job of the night. Boss man say, okay, Calvin,
put that ladder up against the house. We gonna pull
them rain gutters off and load them in the truck.
Calvin be like, no, man, you gonna pull them gutters
off and put.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Them in the truck.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
That ain't for me. I turned the crime because it
was easy. If I wanted to work, I'd get a job,
all right, Well, then run get that manhole cover out
the street.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Do what why?
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Scrap iron seventy eight cents a pound?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
May you out of your mind?
Speaker 6 (36:28):
I ain't picking up no damn hundred pounds. Man, hold
cover two things about heavy metal. I don't listen to it,
and I damn sure don't pick it up. I've know
eight ways spent on seventy eight cents a pounds. Hey,
hamburg yourself about two fifty a pounds. Only go knock
over the meat, the popping at the food jin No, man,
get up that pole and cut down a piece of
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that power line. That wire. I got all kind of
copper in it. Yeah, also got fifty thousand volts in it.
I ain't cutting no power lines. Come on, man, they'll
find my dad ass two blocks. It's away when my
shoes blowed off. Yeah, well you say you want big
money copper, go for three dollars and eighty cents a pound.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh yeah, well you heard about this stuff that got
now called.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
Weed itself about eight hundred dollars a pound, and you
ain't got a tote it but an ounce of the time.
This here, gang, you need to get out the scrap
business and get into weed business. Boston, go Calvin, what
you fight? Yeah I know, man, Just look y'all, be careful.
I'll catch your with you next week. And that, my friends,
is why my people ain't in no scrap metal game.
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This crime has got more white people in it than
the NHL Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Y'all think about it.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
I'm Marvin Webster.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Hi, Bob, good work. Now let's play Beat the Blonde.
Get our girl Taylor in here, get us a contestant
at one eight hundred Big Show, and we'll play next
Good morning, A big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hang on, all right, listen to you mog it's time
to button your yapp say, I'm trying to listen to
these two clowns, John Boyn Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big. It's
you normous say it's adorable.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Sweet, there's a big show on the radio. It ought
to be coming out of yours speakers. Wherever you may be,
where are we may All right, that's it. I was
just like, well, never.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Mind, are you done?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, it's chestay November twelve.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I was expecting a little warm. Oh yeah, I work
out goes. Yeah, you're right, you're done.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Let me look at the national days. Let's wake up
thinking about it. Huh National Pizza with for works except
and Chovi's Day.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, that's kind of specific.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
National French Dip Day, tender slashes of beef for Portland
to fringe roll gets you a little o zoo little
Swiss keys.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
On that bad boy. Arby's is only place fast food.
You're gonna get one like that. So when I fail,
all right, we'll get you a French dip.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
And today is National Chicken Soup for the Soul Day
celebrating the book series with the Montreal Chain the World
One Story of the Time, and.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
For some reason it's leading off a chicken suits.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
All right, Well, got us thinking now I'm tired of it.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
All right, go to our three dates in history we
got saved up.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
We get our first prize pack out and get that
winning beginning. That'll be fun here on Tuesday morning, Big
Shows on a radio. Good morning, Big Shows on a radio.
Got a Lord Tiger's prize pack. We gonna play for
cool swag for my lawyers at ride a hat, t shirt,
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and tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card with
Lord Tigers. You never ride along Tay on the bounder
when you hit the Big Show dot com. Check them out.
Listen up three dates in history where we got our
three categories for you to win.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That No, remember the twelfth.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It was nineteen eighty New York City Mayor Ed Koch committed,
I mean admitted that he had once tried smoking marijuana.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oo like he quit all right.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Nineteen ninety five, UCLA scientists announced they had germinated the
oldest known seed ever found. It was a lotus seed
from China. A little seed which had slept for twelve
hundred years sprouted in four days.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Wow, much like.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
My greens in the garden after we got that ring.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, about the same age too.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
The two stan Lee file suit against Marvel Entertainment, claiming
the company has cheated him out of millions of dollars
in profits related to the two thousand and two movie
Spider Man. Oh they didn't compenstate old stand, did they?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
In the NDS? Okay, I tell you.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Before Sony came in and bought out the Marvel stuff
to make the rights. Uh make it, they were literally
selling office furniture to people who would walk in off
the street.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, they were so hard up for money. Then they
let everybody.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Go, and that was I wasn't I know what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
They did well, they took it back over because Sony
proved they couldn't you carry the torch?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Okay, yeah, well you lost it.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Always get one somebody Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Think about Spider Man for our third category?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
And then one eight hundred, big Shaw you told free line,
come on play out birds next. Good morning, it's a
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big sean Al radio rolling through your Tuesday, November twelve,
Today's feature track for The Big Show bed Box the
King Trump Song. There's for keywords King Trump hit the
bed Box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
There I know.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Let's get there. When the uppers, let's play uppers. It's
the game that anyone can win. John Boy and Billy
to give the prizes from the Big Prize be Let's
go he contested number one.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
This should it be a lot of funks when you're
playing Outburst.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Have a hurry up and guest time the test time. Yeah,
the big shots.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Let's say, heard a Cory from McConnell's South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
We have a shot.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Good morning Cory, Morning, John Boy, he little buddy, get
on in here. Let's get you through these three categories
and get your Lord Tiger's Prize.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Pick you ready to go?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I think so see.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Let's go it, buddy in five seconds. Give us three
things that you can smoke. Ready go, figure, we need
not pipe hell the boy?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
All right, you got it. I'll give us three kinds
of seeds, ready to go, Native Uncle.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
All right here, and Cory getting ready to win with
three characters from Spider Man, Ready go spider Man, Doctor Occoper.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I can't think about the boy.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I say that, I don't know I would reckon, but
I know I've already extended your.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Oh right enunt what's her name?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
And there closing door that gry I ain't gonna snatch
out lord Tiger's prize back away from you.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
First thing this morning? You hang on, buddy, gonna be
You're okay? Why we're gonna jump out and catch you
up on your news?
Speaker 9 (07:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh no, I'm standing here.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
It's moving around outside early this morning, were popping in.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
Hang on, h.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
M hmm, good Jesay morning, Big Show's on the radio. Well,
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us all stand chatting up the snack lady. I'm sure
when she kicks him to the curb, he'll pop it.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
WHOA don't mind if I do, John Boy, Randy Jackie
tat Big Show lessener Barry Hapsen on the monitor, was any.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Luck with a snack lady?
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Well, as a matter of fact, my bullcap young friend,
I now have her number. Really, you know it, Brosep,
I'm down the clown ready to romance Riggy Tajiggy. As
I've heard it said, it looks.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Like you look might have changed. Stand what happened?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Well?
Speaker 9 (08:45):
I finally deduced the thing that sabotaged my amore.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It was the demon drink ah, so you stopped drinking.
Speaker 9 (08:52):
It was time, John boy, I knew when I made
a huge fou path, a full path, a crude miss statement,
a verbal famble, a spoken.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
SCHMAGGI was its a story? Well?
Speaker 9 (09:05):
I was at Red Blobster Lobster. No, no, red Blobster.
It's like Hooters, but with seafood, and all the waitresses
tend to be on the hefty side, beautifully bulky, deliciously
thick stout to put it bluntly.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Well, did you have a few too many and hit
on a hostess?
Speaker 9 (09:20):
Sadly, No, it was a fellow patron. She was Have
you got a minute? Sure, she was seated in a
booth and was holding a baby, a baby she decided
to feed, and not with a bottle. If you smell
what the stand is cooking, I got it well. I
was on my seventh Alaskan duck fart.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Wait, what oh?
Speaker 9 (09:37):
The Alaskan duck fart. It's a layered cocktail that is
visually appealing and extremely intacts.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Again, okay, got it well.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
I was also intoxicated by the fair damsel's beauty, fortified
by liquid courage. When the waiter asked if I'd like
anything else, I motioned to her and I said, I'll
have what the kids have it.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
So did you get a phone number?
Speaker 9 (09:58):
Yes, for an attorney. So I decided then and there
I was on the proverbial wagon.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Well, good for you. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
I will say this is not the first time I
tried to quit. A few years ago, I woke up
one Sunday morning with a solid buzz still clinging to
my brain. But I had enough of my faculties to
know I needed to do something. So I stumbled quite
literally across a baptismal service at the condo pand the
minister said, are you ready to find Jesus? I said hell, yes,
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so he dunked me in the water. When he pulled
me up, he said, did you find Jesus? I said nope,
so he dunked me again. After about thirty seconds, he
pulled me up, brother, did you find Jesus yet? I
said nope, So he dunked me again, this time for
about a minute. When he pulled me up, he said, Sinner,
have you still not found Jesus? I said no, Are
you sure this is where he fell in.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Well at first, you don't succeed.
Speaker 9 (10:52):
Don't drink again. Well, I'm going to call the snack lead.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Oh for a hot day.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Now she wants me to do her taxes. Hey, i'll
take my I can get later taters.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Here's
that call. Good morning, big shoe.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Come on, Milly'll mad man?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
How you doing?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Man? I'm just fit as a fiddling ready for love?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Really, no, man.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
The wife just got back from Florida visiting her sister,
her nerve wracking kids. Of course they had to drag
us off the Disney World while I was down there.
Oh boy, can't we I tell how I can swell,
I dip myrtle my big old mickey mouse buck Hey
to get on meey too much here. But after about
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three days of standing in one line after another, the
Orlando Airport was starting to look like the happiest place
on it. Hey. I was talking to a boy works
at Apcot one night. He says, they're fetching the shut down.
It's a small world ride at Disneyland. Now, anybody that's
ever rolled this thing had that crappy song stuck in
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their head. The rest of the day, probably thinking good,
it's about that. Well, don't get too excited. They ain't
tearing it down. They're just upgrading it. And there's more
bad news. They're upgrading the equipment, not the song. Now
here's the deal. When Small World was built back in
nineteen sixty four, is designed to carry men that weighed
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one hundred and seventy five pounds and women that weighed
one hundred and thirty five pounds. Now, is anybody that's
been to the mall lately know?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Is lot?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Y'all? We walked around Disney World for three days last week.
I ain't never seen so many pat people in my life.
We must come through the gate, I thought was call
up in the middle of some new Dumbo parade. Pat
they foreverwhere, and half of them riding them little electric
scooters they keep on head for them ninety year old grannies. Nowadays,
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it ain't grannie riding it if a forty year old
big girl from Arkansas staring with one hen eating marshmallow,
Mickey's with the others. At Disney everybody under two years
old is in a stroller. Now everybody over two hundred
pounds on a little rascal needless to say, a steady
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stream of fat people take a toll on amusement park ride.
According to the fellow I talked to, what's happening on
small roars The riders have got so fat the boots
are bottoming out. Kid, you know, hello, these big old
buck steaks goes into shooting, is up getting stuck halfway
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through because ain't no cameras inside. The people running a
ride don't know there's a stuck card. If somebody says, hey,
how come nobody's coming out down the head, so you
could end up trapped on the worst ride in the
park with him little robot Eskimo kids singing it's a
small roll at you over and over. He's thinking the
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haunted mansion is creepy. Ain't say nothing in so here's
a reality check for you, America. Walt Disney says, you're
officially too fat to ride. It's a small world. Now,
put down that Mickey Mouse ice cream bar, keep your
scooning off my toes, and quit run in my life, y'all. Moore, Billy, y'all,
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have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Good morning is a big shoulder radio?
Speaker 11 (14:56):
Hell you Lindsey premise, hre this the Pond. I get
my daily do some culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Who will?
Speaker 7 (15:16):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Good morning. It's a big Show on the radio. It's
going through your Tuesday morning. They were in the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Cruise gonna be hanging out Wednesday, December eighth, No Doe
in Charlotte, North Carolina. I wanta thought the next generation
of Southern rock bands will be led by our.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Own Sherman Pratt, the Big Show Bratt.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yes, Jive Mother Mary with Justin Cody Fox gonna be
performing The Evening News and the Heart of No Dob Wednesday,
December eighth, nine thirty Evening News located thirty two to
twenty one North Davison.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Street, Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
They got Jive Mother Mary all streaming services and it
gets your tickets. We got to set up at the
Big Show dot Com. Think about that.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
They're going to link at the Big Show dot Com.
Get your tickets. We'll see you there. Wednesday, December age.
Jive Mother May.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play John boyd Jeopardy if a one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products will go? Do
we get a winter? You might want to click on
that link if you want to find out about it.
We want you to go to the Big Show dot
com and click on the Samaritans personally because it is
Operation Christmas Child time again as we head toward National
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Collection Week November eighteenth through the twenty fifth special guest
on the show this morning, we have Sissy Graham Lynch,
a senior advisor and ministry spokesperson for the Samaritan's person
Good morning, Sissy, well.
Speaker 12 (17:24):
Good morning. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Oh you kidding man. Thank you so much for being
with us.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Sissy.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
We love this time of the year where we can
be the first to say Merry Christmas. And we know
that our Big Show listener is gonna jump in here
with twelve million shoe boxes is what we're shooting for
this year. Each one contains the Gospel of Jesus Christ,
the reason for the season. And Sissy, you have been
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a part of this operation since you were a little girl.
Did you just tell us about that growing up with
Operation Christmas Job.
Speaker 12 (18:00):
Well, first off, thank you guys for being always such
a great support to Operation Christmas Child.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
And it is.
Speaker 12 (18:05):
Hard to believe we're already talking about Christmas, but it
is our national collection. The week is November eighteenth through
the twenty fifth, and I have I've been packing shoeboxes
since I was about eight years old with my dad,
Franklin Graham, and it's just amazing. And now that I'm
a mom, it's taking on a whole different meeting packing
shoeboxes with my kids. But you know, this is a
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project that you can do with your family, You can
do it with your grandkids, you can do it with
your neighbors. And all it is is taking a shoebox,
filling it with toys, school items. You know, we always
encourage put a fun item in there, you know, one
that your children or grandchildren would love to have. And
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each one of these box is an opportunity to share
the gospel of Jesus Christ. So when we go to
deliver these boxes all around the world, those kids will
here that God loves them, that God has never forsaid them,
He is with him. They will hear the gospel. But
most importantly, then we will follow up with these kids
and these kids will have the opportunity to go through
a twelve week discipleship program. And that's the most amazing
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thing is when they can get to study God's word.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
That is so neat, Sissy, And you actually got to
take your own children to deliver shoebox gifts earlier this year.
Do you have a special moment you can share with us.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Well, you know what.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
It took me back to a moment I can remember
delivering shoeboxes with my dad. We were in South Africa
for the very first time, and my dad will always
say that every shoe box is like a snowflake, not
one of them is the same. And we were in
this hospital when I was a little girl, and there
was a child in there that was completely blind. And
as a little girl, I'm thinking, what in the world
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can I give this kid that they'll care about? And
when we opened up that shoebox, everything had to do
with noise and touch and softness and music. And I
knew right then as a kid that God was behind
every box. That he knew when we were packing those
boxes back at home, he knew what child was gonna
get it, And so I got to do that with
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my kids this year. Took them to Belief, and my
son and daughter packed their own shoe boxes and got
to deliver them. And my son packed he packed his
favor at baseball and a baseball glove, and my daughter
packed a soccer ball and they got to deliver those
two kids. But they got to see that kids live
differently than them and that these boxes are not just
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something we have fun doing once a year, that they
have an eternal impact, forever impact on these kids' lives.
And to tell people why we do it, and that's
about Jesus.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Wow, that is something you know. And that's what Franklin
always says in Randy Riddle. I'll always say, pray over
your shoe boxes. You hit it exactly, sissy. God knows
where that shoe box is going. And we've heard so
many stories from We get to talk to kids who
actually opened the shoe box and then maybe through God's movement,
they wind up and they just remember that item that
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they had. Well, it's just it's so it's just take
you breath, Wayne, You've gotten to see it all your life.
I know, it's just so many stories like that, sissy.
Speaker 12 (21:11):
Those stories never get old because only God can do
those stories. That has nothing to do with us, and
it is it is the power of prayer. And my
kids will remind me sometimes we get in the hustle
bustle this season and my kids will slow down and say, no,
we have to pray over our boxes and continue to
pray over them. They remind me. And it is this pressure.
And we're so thankful for everybody that packs boxes because
they make it possible. And what I've learned is the
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power of the shoebox. On this side of the story,
and my kids go to they went to a Christian
school and they're packing shoeboxes. And one kid went home
and told his mommy's packing his shoe box. And he
gives mom, why are we doing this? And she told
them and right then he asked Jesus into his own heart.
He goes to school, he's so excited about it. When
they're taking their shoeboxes, he tells his teacher. The teachers
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so and three more kids in his class come to
know Jesus because the packing shoe boxes.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
On this side the story that is so neat and
we talk about too. Don't get caught up in the
millions of shoe boxes. One shoe box goes one kid,
and that's that's the way it is. All right, our listeners,
it's time to do it. We got to set it
for You can click on the Samaritans personal link at
the Big Show dot Com. Take you right there. Everything
you need to know to get you for a national
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collection week. It'll pop up whether it's close to you.
We got it all set. These guys are pretty good
at getting the gospel around the world. Sissy, thanks for
joining us this morning. Very Merry Christmas to you and
your family.
Speaker 12 (22:34):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
All right, sweetie, thanks all right, dear, Well, let's play
John Boy Jeopardy for one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bull Shot cleaning products. Yeah, all right, let's review
yesterday's question. We found out almost everybody has some of
these in their fridge, but according to a recent study,
about seventy five percent of them eventually get thrown away.
That would be leftover, the good old leftovers. That study
(22:57):
was conducted by Tupperware all Ronic. Today's John boyd Jeopardy.
It was nineteen fifty nine After facing fifty injury lawsuits,
the city of Mobile, Alabama, made it illegal for women
to wear these on public streets unless they obtained a
permit and signed a waiver agreeing not to sue the
(23:17):
city for any injuries.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
A'd be t shirts that say screw the police.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
No was y'all got one eight hundred Big Show You
told free line. We played John boyd Jeopardy. Next Yeah,
(23:54):
Tuesday morning, Big Show's on the radio. Today's feature track
from the Big Show Box the Game Trump Song Search
for key words King Trump sing along with Jackie. We
hit the Big Bugs at the Big Show dot Com.
And right now let's waye Yes live across America.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
It's John Boy, Jeffy and now a man who has
come to realize that politicians are.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
A lot like baby diapers.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
They both need to be changed regularly and for the
same reason.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Pease, John Boy.
Speaker 9 (24:30):
I got.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
As ahead of Matthew out of Moorsboro, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Good morning, Matthew, Good morning, Hey buddy, welcome.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
What man you got the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning? You beca nam true almost. Well, let's
go back to nineteen fifty nine. After facing fifty injury lawsuits.
The city of Mobile, Alabama made it illegal for women
to wear these on public streets. They obtained a permit
(25:02):
and signed a waiver agreeing not to sue the city
for any injuries. What in the world's that down in Mobile, Matthew.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Let's go with high hills.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Say women wearing a high heel shoes and the law
is still on their books today. The ladies don't try
sue and you're falling down on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Matthew, good work.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products,
head over the moorsburn for you.
Speaker 10 (25:39):
Thank you, Kirk, go to Gold Book.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Finding with the hour top of your knew hereire hunting season.
Things are homin at j D's with a Southern board
needs on the other side. Good morning, it's a big
(26:34):
show on the radio. All excited. Dunk season coming in
is week bars Leason, So let's all go down to
j D's.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
Howday, friends, It's about that time of year again. A
JD's twenty four hour drive through quint of gun, auto Parts, pharmaceutical,
don't cat bait and tackle discount cigarette How it has all.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
You need for the ball hunting season.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
We got trees, stands, dalt food, rabbit traps, down to mine,
low Hamler's hood ornaments, a panhouse, turkey collars, no dose
bucklucks and a quality assortment of blaze orange underwear. We
got crabby jigs, time irons, kerosene, flannel ware, campof and
eight mandate suture kids, help remight saxle grease and mention
it's had to qualify for next week. Seven hundred horse
power diesel powered win wagger drawing officially licensed ma Nassacar.
I got Elvis, ruds, bullcus domand see suck it says
(27:19):
Tayland old rifles, cops, work boots, motorol, vasiline, not to mention,
a fine selection of copper tube and firewood and sour
mash twink wink wink, whileless on ount in j d's
twenty four hour drive through pond and gun on old
parts pharmaceutical and don't give bait and tackle discount cigarette
alet it stopping a new location behind Roy's used tires
with the old landfill used to be and look for
the big meon sign that reads.
Speaker 13 (27:37):
Yad j D's what a Southern boy.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio. When
here we go. Now an entry into the diary of
Gary Busey Dear.
Speaker 14 (28:18):
Diary, This is Gary ucy Well Diary. Another Halloween is
coming on with the memories of Count Bucilla's Pennsylvania House
of Horror will linger on, and this one will go
down in history as a real barn burner, mostly because
Gaylor's Hartane got hammered and burned down the bar.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
There's holmes to haunt and ghost to catch. Sure.
Speaker 14 (28:43):
Hope someone don't a lot of match, say the wire
barn's on fire? Hey whistle up?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 14 (28:52):
When I moved out of Melobue, I bought old Charlie
Napier's place out there in the country. It's close to
Hollywood without having to smell ass every time I opened
a win. Lots of room and plenty of time to
put this dream night mire together. Crazy Frankie and Me
did a pretty dang good job of tricking out the joint.
I got the special effects guy from Attack of the
(29:13):
Toxic Doxins to do all the gimmicks. And when we
busted open the doors to the public, Oh, we put
a spook to him. What good enter now if you
dare and have yourself a real good scare manly man
might will survive, but some folks won't come out alive.
If you got pink horror and wearing crocs, you're probably
gonna die of shock. Boo boo, there's poop on you?
(29:35):
Is it yours or hers? Tell me true?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Stinky stinky wipe with your pinky.
Speaker 12 (29:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Once you walked in the door, diary, the horror started.
Oh lord, behold the casting couch.
Speaker 14 (29:53):
Harvey Weinstein standing there with his robe by hanging open,
welcomes you. Will you like a drink? Mister Bill Cosby
is running the bar, Have a drink? Hey, Hey, what
you think? Do a little dance and drop that top and.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
I'll show you my funding pop worth me e'all.
Speaker 14 (30:12):
The next room is that geezer George Clooney hitting on
your teenage daughter, all the while calling you dad.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Whoa.
Speaker 14 (30:23):
The next room is p Diddy hitting on your teenage son.
All the time he's asking if you got any younger kids?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
What.
Speaker 14 (30:36):
The next room is Ellen DeGeneres hitting on your wife.
Do you want to save her or watch?
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:42):
Yeah, yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yeah yeah.
Speaker 14 (30:45):
After that You're guided to the patio where master Chef
Caitlin Jenner is having a weenie roast and she just
run out, run, run for your life. She wants to
take what belongs to your wife. You better hope she
don't catch up that red stuff you're seeing, sir, ain't
ketchup lorraina bobbitt table for one. Yeah, you ski that
(31:09):
a lot of that room, right into the temple of
body positivity, and there she is Lizzo in full fishnet
body stuck it, saying love me, worship me, and if
you don't, a bunch of skinny loser gen zs call
you names and threatened to dos you to weight watchers.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I don't fix you, you know what. And your final
torture is Disney Hall.
Speaker 14 (31:39):
To get out, you have to get past a Spanish
snow white, a non binary storm trooper, and Marble's new
captain Sissy stop in the name of the law, I'll
scratch your eyes out. And finally you got to use
all the correct pronouns of the Seven Dwarfs, I mean
seven Little Fellers. And as you exit the ghost that
(32:03):
Jeffrey Epstein is writing your nave in his book Hollywood,
Ain't that swell. In fact, it's just a live in hell.
We gave you a little taste. Now get the hell
out and make haste your hair turns white from all
this fear. See you, sucker, same time next year.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
Eyall.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Well, Diary, I got THEASKI daddle crazy.
Speaker 14 (32:26):
Frankie and I are meeting Lady Gaga, Manonna, Courtney Love
and Billie Eilish.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
We're doing another Haunted House in November. We'll come to
Skanksgiving until next time, Diary. This is Gary Boo, sir.
Speaker 8 (32:48):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted morning.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
You may hear the Big Show. Where's my big bag?
Who can't be topical? Good morning, that's a big show already.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Tuesday, November twelfth, you got your name in the hat
for John Boy's wonderful Thing number one hundred and twenty five.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Veterans Day.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
This week we got a commemorative challenge coin from the
US military Z three Operation Red Dawn in Iraq.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yes, that on a challenge coin. We got him.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Go check it out and get your name the hat
and we will give it away beginning of the final
hour Fridays, Big Show.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
What we do with my wonderful pain.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
Row home?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Call Marvin Webster. In minutes Big Show rolls on, Good Morning,
Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Coming up.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
We played beating the Blonde with a substitute blonde. Don't
tell Tater she's hot. All right, We're gonna play for
a Happy Herd prize bag. Heavy Herd makes top quality attractings,
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intercode JBB get Timmerson off, check ain't on first, Let's
(35:02):
bring in our bro on. Call Marvin Webster.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yo, what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Hey man?
Speaker 6 (35:07):
The New Great Depression rolls on. People having a hard
time do anything for money. Even the crime nowadays is
jacked up. He's seen on the news about all these
metal thieves. And I ain't going about gold and silver.
I'm talking about like breaking in the power company, stealing
copper cab, pulling rain gutters off a man's house, stealing
guardrails and man hole covers. It's like a bunch of
(35:31):
crackhead termites, or attack even real crack hands on.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
What is wrong with these people?
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Hey, if you're a cop working on a stolen metal case,
I got a tip for you. You ain't got to
interview none of my people. Ain't no brothers in the
scrap metal game. You're looking for eight big thick white
boys trying to steal a guardrail. I had some labor
intensive crime right now. We ain't about that. If a
brother hooked up one of them gangs, he lasts about
(35:58):
ten minutes. First job of the night. Boss man say, okay, Calvin,
put that ladder up against the house. We gonna pull
them rain gutters off and load them in the truck.
Calvin be like, no, man, you gonna pull them gutters
off and put.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Them in the truck.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
That ain't for me. I turned the crime because it
was easy. If I wanted to work, I'd get a job,
all right, Well, then run get that manhole cover out
the street.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Do what why?
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Scrap iron seventy eight cents a pound?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
May you out of your mind?
Speaker 6 (36:28):
I ain't picking up no damn hundred pounds. Man, hold
cover two things about heavy metal. I don't listen to it,
and I damn sure don't pick it up. I've know
eight ways spent on seventy eight cents a pounds. Hey,
hamburg yourself about two fifty a pounds. Only go knock
over the meat, the popping at the food jin No, man,
get up that pole and cut down a piece of
(36:50):
that power line. That wire. I got all kind of
copper in it. Yeah, also got fifty thousand volts in it.
I ain't cutting no power lines. Come on, man, they'll
find my dad ass two blocks. It's away when my
shoes blowed off. Yeah, well you say you want big
money copper, go for three dollars and eighty cents a pound.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh yeah, well you heard about this stuff that got
now called.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
Weed itself about eight hundred dollars a pound, and you
ain't got a tote it but an ounce of the time.
This here, gang, you need to get out the scrap
business and get into weed business. Boston, go Calvin, what
you fight? Yeah I know, man, Just look y'all, be careful.
I'll catch your with you next week. And that, my friends,
is why my people ain't in no scrap metal game.
(37:32):
This crime has got more white people in it than
the NHL Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Y'all think about it.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
I'm Marvin Webster.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Hi, Bob, good work. Now let's play Beat the Blonde.
Get our girl Taylor in here, get us a contestant
at one eight hundred Big Show, and we'll play next
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