July 30, 2024 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has a new list of What to Watch.. - we’ll explore some of the signs that you’re getting older.. - The Mayor of Dismal Seepage tells us what’s planned for the weekend.. - Not all of the sports make it to Olympic Status - we’ll run down the top 10.. - Terry Hanson has a Sports Brief story explaining why he was once nicknamed, “Riley”.. - Oliver takes a long form look at flatulance and we’ll lock up after an episode of the Redneck Whisperer..
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I finally was on this day in nineteen seventy six,
Bruce Jenner winsday Catalan gold medal at Montreal Olympics.
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You remember old Bruce Jenner, He'd eat your wheaties.
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Swimming, basketball, tack and field.
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shaw on the radio. Got a summer Olympics going on
at home, our's summer games going on. Tim Wilson wrote
a song about one church league softball.
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Church league softball fistfight getting washed in the blood on
a Tuesday night. What would Jesus do, Lord, he wouldn't
do that. The hell out of a preacher with the
softball bad well, the swinging shepherds from the sheep of
the Savior. We're tied with the sour wood Church of Christ.
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An example of some highly unholy behavior in a game
that had already been protested twice. Something on biblic hall
must have been said for them to be aiming hate.
Adam Minister's head. Clocking the clergy ain't the thing to do,
but neither's the high hard one on a O and
two Church league softball fest fight, A bloody laying on
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a hands neath the left fail lights, knocking out four teeth,
getting the bust dead leapt ain't exactly my idea of
Christian fellowship church league softball fest fight rolling around. The
picture's my own. It just don't look right for nice
people from the church and the Sunday school class to
trade the cup of brotherhood for a can of woods.
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Big Travis Trittan and.
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Holder, Yeah, good morning, it's a big sew on the
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radio for your Tuesday morning, July thirtieth. Well, there's always
something exciting happening in little Dismal seep in South Carolina.
Here to tell us all about it is a mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister mayor, Good.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
So what's coming up in Dismal Seepage. I thought you'd
never asked, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
A little known fact about our town is that we
are the dairy capital of the state, mostly thanks to
text nutters, wonder utters, dairy Well, I did not know that.
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Wait to do your homework, beab as a tip of
the old Fedorida Texts and his wife Edna. We're throwing
the first annual Dismal Seepach Saint Cheese Festival.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Cheese Festival sounds good, so glad you approve. So to
kick things off, we'll have our big parade down Main Street.
We'll have the marching band from the Brie Larsen School
of Dairy Fermentation.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Now what are they called?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Harmonious teats, all dressed in white, playing bagpipes that look
like teats.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You've seen them.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It's just guessing you should see their mascot Ulysses s udder.
It's a great big utter with googly eyes. And a
crazy smile sounds cute terrifying. Also, the Shriners will be
on hand, John Boy. Half of them will look like
wedges of cheese and the other half like mice. It
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sounds adorable, but I've seen the rehearsal and there's a
whole mad Max vibe to it. How's the rest of
the weekend shaping up? That didn't sound red at all,
John Boy. Well, we've got plenty of fun in store
for folks of all ages. Direct from Japan, renowned sculptor
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Mitsu Rikawa will be here. He's done a sixty foot
sculpture made entirely of cheese, marking the seventieth anniversary of
his country's most famous monster. You won't want to miss
seeing Gorgonzilla Godzilla made out of gorgonzola. Check out the
Big Brain on John Boy. If you consider yourself the
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daring type, you might want to play cheddar Roulette.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
All right, now, what's that exactly?
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Contestants will sit around a table sampling chedters from all
over the world, but a few are rancid, and the
last person not iarfing their guts out is the winner.
Sponsored by Doctor Barry Atrix Belly Bands entire recyclist.
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Couldn't you get sued for something like that?
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And if that didn't do enough, you would rent your
appetite belly after the trough for our big cheese eating Contest,
sponsor by Admiral Klots, Colandy Clogger and Farmland Fertilizer.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Eating too much cheese and good for.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You, everyone will want to stop.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
See cheese Louise.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
She has tattoos of every single kind of cheese all
over her body.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That sounds interesting. I don't think she thought a lot
of it through.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I mean, if you are tattooed cottage cheese on your thighs,
you're just asking for Trump. This guy knows what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
You should see where she tattooed the Limburger.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Where we're hoping to set a world record this weekend
as Scabby Knuckles tries to set the record for cheese grating.
Sounds great. You always have some clever aside, don't you.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeah, we'll watch it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
We'll have several vendors on hand to satisfy all your
cheesy needs. Now, if you think you can't afford some
of the more exotic brands, you'll be pleased to know
that Jesus Prist will be here to make your dreams
come true.
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It's a miracle.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Saturday night, you can't miss the concert. Little Miss Muffett
and her Curds and Way Orchestra will be performing, and
our headliner is for the younger crowd with an appearance
by Scream Cheese and the Bloody Bagels, and back by
popular demand will be the Curdled Girdle Dancers.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Haven't heard of them?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh they're plus sized artists dressed in skimpy milk made outfits.
Everything all pushed up and up. You think it's hot,
Now just wait till they do their thing. Well, I
guess your wife knows all about this, So.
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Come on down.
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Big Dismal seepach Set Cheese Festival this weekend. We're cutting
ticket prices in half so you don't.
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Have to cut the cheese. Not your best word, shut up.
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Sorry for close, that's quite all right.
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I'm not going to add lib the next one. Good.
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Let me.
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The box office report from the weekend.
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If you were surprised with this one number one debut
there Deadpool and Wolverine. I mean, they're no fall guy,
but they did about two hundred and five million just
this weekend, so they did.
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They're very popular.
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A few people that went and saw them. Twisters came
in second place. Despicable Me four hung in there at
number three. Inside Out Too was number four, and Long
Legs with Nicholas Cage came in fifth place.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
As we're keeping up with all the numbers, we got
something fournumber two and then we got number two and
number four as well.
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And kind of a different take on what to watch
is did you watch? Did you watch the opening ceremonies?
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Did you.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Paris really went all out, didn't they? I I don't.
I think no expense was spared for these guys.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Betting it'll be the first time that the Olympics opening
will have to be watched. A couple of times for
people to understand what the hell they were doing.
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And I will tell you that it is streaming on Peacock.
So if you missed it or you needed like a
what was did.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I see what I think I saw?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
They did it, so you have to go back and
watch it.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Well, I mean half the problem was it was done
in French. Most of the songs, most of the thing.
It was all about French history and their art and culture.
So I was I needed a program, is what I needed.
I needed to follow along book, so I knew what
was going on.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh, you're right, I didn't know. So I saw the
big girl with tattoos, I said, all right, is that
the statue of Liberty?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
So that everybody was a little off put with that.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Everybody thought that they were depicting the Last Supper, right,
Not not so, says the art director, Thomas Jolly.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh I thought the guy said he really was, but
he just didn't.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Well, well, I heard, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I heard.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
I heard different things. I heard that they were celebrating
the artist.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
But then I found the story about the art director
and he said that no, it was actually the Greek festival.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
It was the rendition of a Greek festival. Where did my.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Stories to go?
Speaker 4 (19:35):
That it was actually.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
They were the she was she well, she's Barbara Butch.
She's a famous DJ and producer with the lgbt Q community,
and she was depicting the Greek god of wine who
has a halo, a crown halo like that, and that
it was poorly based on the feast of the gods.
Seventeenth century painting by Dutch artists. Yeah, Jan amends, I
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can't pronounce these names.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Please forgive me.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Christianity, paganism, yes, yes, trying to get back to their
pagan roots.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
The painting the pigs and assembly of Greek gods on
Mount Olympus for a bank bank with to celebrate the
marriage of somebody, and the figure seated at the table
of center.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, So don't be upset about it. It was not
his intention to offend anyone.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Okay, he's doing that.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
I just was saying because I know a lot of.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
People were upset, I know, yeah, and you know, and
Christians don't be, you know, surprised when Pagans do something
non Christian arite that down.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
There was that and then of course you know, your girl,
lady gat guy was in the beginning saluting cabaret, which apparently.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
You need to check out catch anything.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
They didn't throw anything at her, didn't We just had
these feather fans, which the rain just really messed up
because everything was off that The rain really messed up
a lot of this poor art.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Director's idea because there were, you.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Know, people that had to walk in heels and they
were slippery runways and slipping.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
The bicycle guys falling down, man on them wet streets.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
You know, there's a BMX guys like you.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Know, tires on them.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
But I mean there was when it got dark, there
was like fire in the Eiffel Tower. That light show
was better than any Pink Floyd laser show I'd been to.
So that was kind of impressive, and Slingdon was amazing.
Not to spoil it for any of these folks who
haven't watched it or seen it, but Selein Dion did
a great comeback performance as well. On top of the eye,
well not on top of it within the iPhone.
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Oh my god.
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If you don't stop.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Talking about you were interested, I won't talk about any
of the sports you.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Can get you on the gay bell guys.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
About the half naked Blue Guys.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Of course we didn't find out if we're gonna go
all the way back to the pagan rooms used to
the guys would perform naked in the Olympics. We found
that out on John Boy Jeopardy. Yeah, helps with speed.
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There you go.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Maybe next maybe in the next four years.
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All right, well, keep your eyes on Paris. Take take listen,
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this Town Diary.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
When it comes to resurrection of a career, you gotta
be creative. There's a big old difference between scandaling cancel.
Remember this is Hollywood. If I wear a Maga hat
on it pinks and hot dogs, they'll burn me at
the steak. But ninety percent of these yardbirds have been
up to Epstein Island, So if I set up a
kissing booth at a preschool, I'd be their damn hero. Hey,
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I'm taking Honey Boo Boo to the Poconos for a
long weekend.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
You're the man, Gary.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
But at the end of the day, I gotta live
with myself. Besides, Honey Boo Boo will be eighteen and
note time, and in the meantime I'll settled for her.
Mama lost that weight looking great. Let them make sucking
haters hate. Gary'll take you to the moon buckle up there,
Mama June Yah now Sissy wouod is a dad gum
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high for the Momo set. Every weird variation on that
theme has been done to death. Girl dresses a guy,
God dresses a girl. God dress the girl pretended to
be a guy, but in truth I ain't exactly that.
He tuck your tag, your type. Anyone who knows me
testified to my overabundance of buona. Brigitte Nielson herself had
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to ride around in a Rascal for a month after.
Speaker 9 (32:06):
A night with scary Gary h.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
So me claiming to be a fandyban and didn't go
to fly. So now, what what can the season debonair
charismatic oscar nominated o G do to make a comeback? Well,
the answer was pretty simple.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
Woe is me?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
And what the hell? Hollywood got a funny smell? Got
to get around to the Hollywood Victum, What'll I do?
Become a victim?
Speaker 7 (32:32):
Help me?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Won't somebody help me?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
So diary, I got legal counsel from the guy who
played Jackie Childs on that Seinfeld show. He put the
studios unnoticed. There's been the last decade persecuting the straight
wide American male their intent was to diminish and extinguish
a very similar what made this the greatest nation on earth.
And because of their sins, my and others like me
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have been excluded from principal roles. In other words, we
are now a my no Rettie. So according to your
de mandates, you have to hire me.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
Damn, it feels going to be a gangster.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Watch out world, Gary's coming, keep them cabloid presses, Homon
still busting my white conservative rhymes. Before you know it,
Oscar time, your movies will no longer be wonky. You
have to hire this big ol' hawkey. All well, I
guess ski Daddle Crazy Frankie and I are double dating,
(33:40):
picking up Brigitte Nielsen and Mama June for all you
can eat pork nine at the Purple Pig, fingers crossed
for a catfight. Meow until next time. Mixes and O's
Gary White Meat busy.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
I can't be read this, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Speaker 14 (34:09):
Good morning, This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boy's Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen,
and you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William
on the big show. It's my responsibility to make sure
that master boy gets up and gets to work on time.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
So when he's laid it's my fault. Oh sir, I
feel so hum good Mornings a week showing the radio
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earlier to about Church League softball of our summer games. Here,
let's go over to the first Baptist bar and grill.
Tim Wilson explains that through his wonderful music as well,
here we go.
Speaker 12 (35:22):
Well, the church burned down and no one knew what
any cold spenders was going to do. This on Brimstone
that said that gun hot had burned up a church
bus in the park in Law and a panic Reverend
Doctor White called up a next member that hadn't lived
right here on Joe's bear joint, right across the fence.
It's the Saint Joe's he preached against. He said, I
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don't really want to be a hypocrite. I got a
Sunday Schold class about and a half bence. We're all
excited about Revival Week and been moved by the spirit,
so to speak, with all the souls we saved and
money we spent with God told us to sell that tenth.
I got a famous of Angela is supposed to come
and done run out of chairs. We want a sun
Joe's farewell, you'll just use the whole dang place. Ain't
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nine on a juke box. Amazing Grace Heights supposed to
be open because of them blue walls, but will open
the night.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
That's all right with you all.
Speaker 12 (36:09):
Richard says, well, I reckon, it's be okay. The Good
Lord works in mysterious ways. Is going to talk about Joshua,
Judges and Ruth, And I reckon I could do it
from the DJ.
Speaker 7 (36:20):
At the first Baptist bar and grill.
Speaker 12 (36:24):
It's see on the church in the Bible belt that
smells like a whiskey.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Still window sinners finished. One more round.
Speaker 12 (36:30):
We'll have dinner on the ground and go inside and
pray we don't get killed.
Speaker 7 (36:36):
Evangelus came with a well dress squire.
Speaker 12 (36:38):
They showed up around, had be hour, looked around the
joint and didn't take it real well.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
So that the work Ministry has gone.
Speaker 12 (36:44):
To Hole's mills, had taught you Sunday school, and two
Dickens in the backroom shooting pool was sharing the Lord
with a gym beam.
Speaker 7 (36:51):
Rapp was teaching his mills.
Speaker 12 (36:52):
Some mide down stem Reverend White was reading from the
book called Loop to a tall drunk trucker about to
pike had John three sixteen mem arise to trying to
dry him out to get in best live.
Speaker 7 (37:03):
Angela yelled about the.
Speaker 12 (37:05):
Lights in the beer, said why you get save and
it's old in here? This please ain't nothing but an
us in he to kind of plays Baptist on the
ben preacher says, well, we don't really need jaw here.
You didn't do a very good job blessed here. You
only saved one center. That's Todd maguire. He's a little
less old bits at my church on now.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
What he's doing now we don't really know. But he
changed his name to Randy.
Speaker 12 (37:26):
He's producing a radio show and don't know anything about
sports and never hadst the first Baptist bar and grail,
that's see, the only church in the Bible about the
smells like a whiskey.
Speaker 7 (37:38):
Still not a stained glass.
Speaker 12 (37:40):
One day and he were in sight, just the bloodstained floor,
and ne I'm lights in the communion wine and here
is always chill, and we're herey some day living large,
the only church with a covered yard. And if you
don't like our doctrine and think we ain't devout. We'll
have Mike Brady our bouchers.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Throw here.
Speaker 7 (38:01):
Of the first Baptist barn.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
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top ten list well.
Speaker 15 (38:52):
From time to time, the International Olympic Committee will showcase
what they call demonstration sports. If they're a hit, they
sometimes become part of the official lineup. But you know,
stuff like curling didn't really become a full time Olympic
event until the nineteen ninety eight Winter Games in Japan
Nagano or Nagano or have you pronounced? But for every hit,
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there are of course a lot of misses. Today's top
ten list the top ten demonstration sports rejected by the
International Olympic Committee Number ten, downhill Zamboni, Very dangerous sports
number nine, Synchronized torking number eight, The naked two man
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loose number seven, colluding with the Russian.
Speaker 12 (39:45):
I don't even know how that goes.
Speaker 8 (39:47):
Number six, The fifty meter fuster.
Speaker 15 (39:50):
Clucky number five, Shark tank with actual sharks number four,
The tide Pod Challenge.
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Number three, loser by shots for the rest.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Of the team.
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Number two. Freestyle Galuleis.
Speaker 15 (40:15):
Have the number one rejected demonstration sports bobbitt sledding.
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Come on is make show on Thank you Tuesday July night,
a couple more days after we get through the day
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July thirtieth. It was eighteen ninety eight Will Kellogg invented
corn flakes. It seemed like we just celebrated some corn
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flake activity. Maybe that was Battlecreek, Michigan. Another day it
was you.
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Were mentioning that the frostage flakes were made there or something.
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So yeah, well he was running an insane asylum and
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That's basically what.
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A good job.
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Yeah, I move up to nineteen seventy four Americas America's
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You remember Eule. He had a commercial back then that
ever eat a tree.
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You know many parts of the pine tree are edible.
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Was it well? Oh, Eule disclosed he had an ulcer.
He is the author of Stalking the Wild Asparagus and
he had taken too many aspirins for arthritis. Was Ewle's problem.
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Which also comes from a tree.
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You know what my daddy, I remember when I was
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It was something like old Tommy third deal, like like
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It's a tickle to death, said, do you want to
drink No?
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I finally was on this day in nineteen seventy six,
Bruce Jenner winsday Catalan gold medal at Montreal Olympics.
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You remember old Bruce Jenner, He'd eat your wheaties.
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I remember that, Bruce. Yeah, you've shown us picture of
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John Boy and Billy give.
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Zipper there dress myself, blew out a zipper.
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Here's a lot of talking.
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Swimming, basketball, tack and field.
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Well, just so you know I can ruin fruit loops
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Also.
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Oh, come on, they're all different colors, but you know what,
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They're not different. Quit is good morning. It's a big
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shaw on the radio. Got a summer Olympics going on
at home, our's summer games going on. Tim Wilson wrote
a song about one church league softball.
Speaker 12 (08:36):
Church league softball fistfight getting washed in the blood on
a Tuesday night. What would Jesus do, Lord, he wouldn't
do that. The hell out of a preacher with the
softball bad well, the swinging shepherds from the sheep of
the Savior. We're tied with the sour wood Church of Christ.
(08:56):
An example of some highly unholy behavior in a game
that had already been protested twice. Something on biblic hall
must have been said for them to be aiming hate.
Adam Minister's head. Clocking the clergy ain't the thing to do,
but neither's the high hard one on a O and
two Church league softball fest fight, A bloody laying on
(09:20):
a hands neath the left fail lights, knocking out four teeth,
getting the bust dead leapt ain't exactly my idea of
Christian fellowship church league softball fest fight rolling around. The
picture's my own. It just don't look right for nice
people from the church and the Sunday school class to
trade the cup of brotherhood for a can of woods.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
Big Travis Trittan and.
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Holder, Yeah, good morning, it's a big sew on the
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radio for your Tuesday morning, July thirtieth. Well, there's always
something exciting happening in little Dismal seep in South Carolina.
Here to tell us all about it is a mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister mayor, Good.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
So what's coming up in Dismal Seepage. I thought you'd
never asked, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
A little known fact about our town is that we
are the dairy capital of the state, mostly thanks to
text nutters, wonder utters, dairy Well, I did not know that.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Wait to do your homework, beab as a tip of
the old Fedorida Texts and his wife Edna. We're throwing
the first annual Dismal Seepach Saint Cheese Festival.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Cheese Festival sounds good, so glad you approve. So to
kick things off, we'll have our big parade down Main Street.
We'll have the marching band from the Brie Larsen School
of Dairy Fermentation.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Now what are they called?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Harmonious teats, all dressed in white, playing bagpipes that look
like teats.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You've seen them.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It's just guessing you should see their mascot Ulysses s udder.
It's a great big utter with googly eyes. And a
crazy smile sounds cute terrifying. Also, the Shriners will be
on hand, John Boy. Half of them will look like
wedges of cheese and the other half like mice. It
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sounds adorable, but I've seen the rehearsal and there's a
whole mad Max vibe to it. How's the rest of
the weekend shaping up? That didn't sound red at all,
John Boy. Well, we've got plenty of fun in store
for folks of all ages. Direct from Japan, renowned sculptor
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Mitsu Rikawa will be here. He's done a sixty foot
sculpture made entirely of cheese, marking the seventieth anniversary of
his country's most famous monster. You won't want to miss
seeing Gorgonzilla Godzilla made out of gorgonzola. Check out the
Big Brain on John Boy. If you consider yourself the
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daring type, you might want to play cheddar Roulette.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
All right, now, what's that exactly?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Contestants will sit around a table sampling chedters from all
over the world, but a few are rancid, and the
last person not iarfing their guts out is the winner.
Sponsored by Doctor Barry Atrix Belly Bands entire recyclist.
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Couldn't you get sued for something like that?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
And if that didn't do enough, you would rent your
appetite belly after the trough for our big cheese eating Contest,
sponsor by Admiral Klots, Colandy Clogger and Farmland Fertilizer.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Eating too much cheese and good for.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You, everyone will want to stop.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
See cheese Louise.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
She has tattoos of every single kind of cheese all
over her body.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That sounds interesting. I don't think she thought a lot
of it through.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I mean, if you are tattooed cottage cheese on your thighs,
you're just asking for Trump. This guy knows what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
You should see where she tattooed the Limburger.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Where we're hoping to set a world record this weekend
as Scabby Knuckles tries to set the record for cheese grating.
Sounds great. You always have some clever aside, don't you.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeah, we'll watch it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
We'll have several vendors on hand to satisfy all your
cheesy needs. Now, if you think you can't afford some
of the more exotic brands, you'll be pleased to know
that Jesus Prist will be here to make your dreams
come true.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's a miracle.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Saturday night, you can't miss the concert. Little Miss Muffett
and her Curds and Way Orchestra will be performing, and
our headliner is for the younger crowd with an appearance
by Scream Cheese and the Bloody Bagels, and back by
popular demand will be the Curdled Girdle Dancers.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Haven't heard of them?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh they're plus sized artists dressed in skimpy milk made outfits.
Everything all pushed up and up. You think it's hot,
Now just wait till they do their thing. Well, I
guess your wife knows all about this, So.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Come on down.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Big Dismal seepach Set Cheese Festival this weekend. We're cutting
ticket prices in half so you don't.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Have to cut the cheese. Not your best word, shut up.
Good morning, A big shows on a radio.
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Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do.
Well maybe you are just not smart enough to change
the diet. Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy
and Billy on the Big Show.
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Huh they won. Good morning. That's a big show on
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the radio for your Tuesday. This week John Boys Wonderful
Thing Giveaway Giveaway number one hundred and twelve A frame
photo of me with rock legend Grace Slick from Jefferson Airplane.
What do we figure out? Year? This was when Grace was.
Speaker 13 (16:05):
With us at eighteen forty three, not the the any
little model Grays in the videos from the seats now
still got kind of an edge.
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Which you will be able to see for yourself.
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I think it was the early two thousands, I remember.
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Right.
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Yeah, so yes, and frame is included. That's a big Oh.
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That's nice of you. That's very kind.
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that's time for what to watch. Get them drawers from
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Taylor Tayman news desk and use them.
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Sorry for close, that's quite all right.
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I'm not going to add lib the next one. Good.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
Let me.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
The box office report from the weekend.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
If you were surprised with this one number one debut
there Deadpool and Wolverine. I mean, they're no fall guy,
but they did about two hundred and five million just
this weekend, so they did.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
They're very popular.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
A few people that went and saw them. Twisters came
in second place. Despicable Me four hung in there at
number three. Inside Out Too was number four, and Long
Legs with Nicholas Cage came in fifth place.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
As we're keeping up with all the numbers, we got
something fournumber two and then we got number two and
number four as well.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
And kind of a different take on what to watch
is did you watch? Did you watch the opening ceremonies?
Speaker 10 (18:14):
Did you.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Paris really went all out, didn't they? I I don't.
I think no expense was spared for these guys.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Betting it'll be the first time that the Olympics opening
will have to be watched. A couple of times for
people to understand what the hell they were doing.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
And I will tell you that it is streaming on Peacock.
So if you missed it or you needed like a
what was did.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I see what I think I saw?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
They did it, so you have to go back and
watch it.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Well, I mean half the problem was it was done
in French. Most of the songs, most of the thing.
It was all about French history and their art and culture.
So I was I needed a program, is what I needed.
I needed to follow along book, so I knew what
was going on.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh, you're right, I didn't know. So I saw the
big girl with tattoos, I said, all right, is that
the statue of Liberty?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
So that everybody was a little off put with that.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Everybody thought that they were depicting the Last Supper, right,
Not not so, says the art director, Thomas Jolly.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh I thought the guy said he really was, but
he just didn't.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Well, well, I heard, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I heard.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
I heard different things. I heard that they were celebrating
the artist.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
But then I found the story about the art director
and he said that no, it was actually the Greek festival.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
It was the rendition of a Greek festival. Where did my.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Stories to go?
Speaker 4 (19:35):
That it was actually.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
They were the she was she well, she's Barbara Butch.
She's a famous DJ and producer with the lgbt Q community,
and she was depicting the Greek god of wine who
has a halo, a crown halo like that, and that
it was poorly based on the feast of the gods.
Seventeenth century painting by Dutch artists. Yeah, Jan amends, I
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can't pronounce these names.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Please forgive me.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Christianity, paganism, yes, yes, trying to get back to their
pagan roots.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
The painting the pigs and assembly of Greek gods on
Mount Olympus for a bank bank with to celebrate the
marriage of somebody, and the figure seated at the table
of center.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, So don't be upset about it. It was not
his intention to offend anyone.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Okay, he's doing that.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
I just was saying because I know a lot of.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
People were upset, I know, yeah, and you know, and
Christians don't be, you know, surprised when Pagans do something
non Christian arite that down.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
There was that and then of course you know, your girl,
lady gat guy was in the beginning saluting cabaret, which apparently.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
You need to check out catch anything.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
They didn't throw anything at her, didn't We just had
these feather fans, which the rain just really messed up
because everything was off that The rain really messed up
a lot of this poor art.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Director's idea because there were, you.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Know, people that had to walk in heels and they
were slippery runways and slipping.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
The bicycle guys falling down, man on them wet streets.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
You know, there's a BMX guys like you.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Know, tires on them.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
But I mean there was when it got dark, there
was like fire in the Eiffel Tower. That light show
was better than any Pink Floyd laser show I'd been to.
So that was kind of impressive, and Slingdon was amazing.
Not to spoil it for any of these folks who
haven't watched it or seen it, but Selein Dion did
a great comeback performance as well. On top of the eye,
well not on top of it within the iPhone.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
If you don't stop.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Talking about you were interested, I won't talk about any
of the sports you.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Can get you on the gay bell guys.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
About the half naked Blue Guys.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Of course we didn't find out if we're gonna go
all the way back to the pagan rooms used to
the guys would perform naked in the Olympics. We found
that out on John Boy Jeopardy. Yeah, helps with speed.
Speaker 8 (22:10):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Maybe next maybe in the next four years.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
All right, well, keep your eyes on Paris. Take take listen,
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He's not usually a fan of those rig one sided
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Fuddy went ahead and watched the presidential debate.
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Dear Diary, this is Gary, I throwed up in my mouth,
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the important peace forgotten about you.
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Gary Busey, Star of mega hits like d C. Cabb, Carnie,
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Get a new agent Botok's my bung hole. The only
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(30:25):
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When it comes to resurrection of a career, you gotta
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(31:10):
I'm taking Honey Boo Boo to the Poconos for a
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You're the man, Gary.
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Mama June Yah now Sissy wouod is a dad gum
(31:41):
high for the Momo set. Every weird variation on that
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He tuck your tag, your type. Anyone who knows me
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Speaker 9 (32:06):
A night with scary Gary h.
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the answer was pretty simple.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
Woe is me?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
And what the hell? Hollywood got a funny smell? Got
to get around to the Hollywood Victum, What'll I do?
Become a victim?
Speaker 7 (32:32):
Help me?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Won't somebody help me?
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So diary, I got legal counsel from the guy who
played Jackie Childs on that Seinfeld show. He put the
studios unnoticed. There's been the last decade persecuting the straight
wide American male their intent was to diminish and extinguish
a very similar what made this the greatest nation on earth.
And because of their sins, my and others like me
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have been excluded from principal roles. In other words, we
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Speaker 7 (33:12):
Damn, it feels going to be a gangster.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Watch out world, Gary's coming, keep them cabloid presses, Homon
still busting my white conservative rhymes. Before you know it,
Oscar time, your movies will no longer be wonky. You
have to hire this big ol' hawkey. All well, I
guess ski Daddle Crazy Frankie and I are double dating,
(33:40):
picking up Brigitte Nielsen and Mama June for all you
can eat pork nine at the Purple Pig, fingers crossed
for a catfight. Meow until next time. Mixes and O's
Gary White Meat busy.
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Speaker 6 (34:04):
I can't be read this, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Speaker 14 (34:09):
Good morning, This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boy's Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen,
and you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William
on the big show. It's my responsibility to make sure
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Speaker 1 (34:25):
So when he's laid it's my fault. Oh sir, I
feel so hum good Mornings a week showing the radio
(35:09):
earlier to about Church League softball of our summer games. Here,
let's go over to the first Baptist bar and grill.
Tim Wilson explains that through his wonderful music as well,
here we go.
Speaker 12 (35:22):
Well, the church burned down and no one knew what
any cold spenders was going to do. This on Brimstone
that said that gun hot had burned up a church
bus in the park in Law and a panic Reverend
Doctor White called up a next member that hadn't lived
right here on Joe's bear joint, right across the fence.
It's the Saint Joe's he preached against. He said, I
(35:42):
don't really want to be a hypocrite. I got a
Sunday Schold class about and a half bence. We're all
excited about Revival Week and been moved by the spirit,
so to speak, with all the souls we saved and
money we spent with God told us to sell that tenth.
I got a famous of Angela is supposed to come
and done run out of chairs. We want a sun
Joe's farewell, you'll just use the whole dang place. Ain't
(36:03):
nine on a juke box. Amazing Grace Heights supposed to
be open because of them blue walls, but will open
the night.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
That's all right with you all.
Speaker 12 (36:09):
Richard says, well, I reckon, it's be okay. The Good
Lord works in mysterious ways. Is going to talk about Joshua,
Judges and Ruth, And I reckon I could do it
from the DJ.
Speaker 7 (36:20):
At the first Baptist bar and grill.
Speaker 12 (36:24):
It's see on the church in the Bible belt that
smells like a whiskey.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Still window sinners finished. One more round.
Speaker 12 (36:30):
We'll have dinner on the ground and go inside and
pray we don't get killed.
Speaker 7 (36:36):
Evangelus came with a well dress squire.
Speaker 12 (36:38):
They showed up around, had be hour, looked around the
joint and didn't take it real well.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
So that the work Ministry has gone.
Speaker 12 (36:44):
To Hole's mills, had taught you Sunday school, and two
Dickens in the backroom shooting pool was sharing the Lord
with a gym beam.
Speaker 7 (36:51):
Rapp was teaching his mills.
Speaker 12 (36:52):
Some mide down stem Reverend White was reading from the
book called Loop to a tall drunk trucker about to
pike had John three sixteen mem arise to trying to
dry him out to get in best live.
Speaker 7 (37:03):
Angela yelled about the.
Speaker 12 (37:05):
Lights in the beer, said why you get save and
it's old in here? This please ain't nothing but an
us in he to kind of plays Baptist on the
ben preacher says, well, we don't really need jaw here.
You didn't do a very good job blessed here. You
only saved one center. That's Todd maguire. He's a little
less old bits at my church on now.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
What he's doing now we don't really know. But he
changed his name to Randy.
Speaker 12 (37:26):
He's producing a radio show and don't know anything about
sports and never hadst the first Baptist bar and grail,
that's see, the only church in the Bible about the
smells like a whiskey.
Speaker 7 (37:38):
Still not a stained glass.
Speaker 12 (37:40):
One day and he were in sight, just the bloodstained floor,
and ne I'm lights in the communion wine and here
is always chill, and we're herey some day living large,
the only church with a covered yard. And if you
don't like our doctrine and think we ain't devout. We'll
have Mike Brady our bouchers.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Throw here.
Speaker 7 (38:01):
Of the first Baptist barn.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
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Speaker 15 (38:52):
From time to time, the International Olympic Committee will showcase
what they call demonstration sports. If they're a hit, they
sometimes become part of the official lineup. But you know,
stuff like curling didn't really become a full time Olympic
event until the nineteen ninety eight Winter Games in Japan
Nagano or Nagano or have you pronounced? But for every hit,
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ten list the top ten demonstration sports rejected by the
International Olympic Committee Number ten, downhill Zamboni, Very dangerous sports
number nine, Synchronized torking number eight, The naked two man
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loose number seven, colluding with the Russian.
Speaker 12 (39:45):
I don't even know how that goes.
Speaker 8 (39:47):
Number six, The fifty meter fuster.
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Clucky number five, Shark tank with actual sharks number four,
The tide Pod Challenge.
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Number three, loser by shots for the rest.
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Of the team.
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Number two. Freestyle Galuleis.
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