April 22, 2025 • 50 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Comedian Greg Warren continues his exploration for Big Foot.. - Pinkard & Bowden perform the theme song to Green Acres in the style of Jimi Hendrix.. - Speaking of which, we’ll dig up a classic Playhouse entitled, “Big Trouble in Green Acres”.. - Murray is looking to resurrect the Big Show Motorcycle Gang.. - Mark Packer checks in for a full update on the world of sports.. - Ike Turner hypes his own car dealership.. - This year’s Onion Festival is underway this week in Vidalia, GA - we’ll remember what it was like when John Boy & Spanky took Cadbury to the festival a few years back…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yet morning a mag show is on your radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The sun's belly up, there's full everywhere, flying
through the air, and blights and bowls and hands. People
eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
It's unbelievable. OHI with a spreads.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
You can't imagine ribs and chicken and biscuits and whole
pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's what it's like at the Junt boyar Bully Pig Show.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
It's a buffet from start to finish. There should be
a cover charge. I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
The only thing missing napkins.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I guess that's what your shirt is for.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You faded right cleaning bill over my head. You gonna eat.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
That dogging DOODLEU loving at them?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Say hey the Tuesday, April twenty.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Second, Hey Tuesday, I'm second.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
All right here, I wasn't sleeping my mouth. Yeah, got
a little bit coming in hand. He goes, we're gonna
be missing Tater today. Dog gone it. There, there's no worry.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
We'll all pitch in because this National Earth Day, let's
say planet that we live on. It's been observed since
nineteen seventy. As we've always known it was Earth code.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
We were cold. So but the man who.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Created it, sure, I'm gonna say, the who sets on eternity?
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Okay, Earth.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Now, let's get to worshiping the creation more than the creator.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
All right, let out to the last day.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Do you go there?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
You are supposed to look after you know, the Earth,
you stuff mother Earth pleas that's what the UN calls it.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Are we out of that?
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Yet?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I thought Trump was getting us out of that whole deal.
Speaker 9 (02:22):
I learned to call it that when the newsletter was
coming out in the nineteen seventies.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Thing in nineteen seventy, that's right, man, God us early
when we was in high school, right, alright, so deal
with that. And then this National Girl Scout Leader's Day,
let's give a salute those who take time out. Shit, uh,
there's some girls. That's a good deal, just like the
boys Scouts. If you get a chance to get your girl,
(02:46):
your daughter, you boy, and if she's shy, wow, you'll
want John Boys Wonderful Thing number one hundred and thirty nine,
the Talking Record for girls.
Speaker 10 (02:55):
Mister segwe all.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Right there it is.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Check it out and get your name and the hat
you got into a Friday, The Final Life. We're the
Big Show and here we are. We're just getting going.
On Tuesday, We're.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Awake, Big Shows on the radio. Good morning, Big Shows
on the radio.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Get our first prize pack out and one thing I
forgot his National Jelly Bean Day like a jet it bean.
All right, now, back to work. One hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bull Snot cleaning products we have up
for grabs made in the USA. You know, our truck
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(03:33):
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the Big Show dot com. We're doing our three Dates
in History, a segue into three categories where you can
win you Bullsnot. Nineteen seventy six, Barbara Walters became the
first female nightly network news anchor, accepting ABC TV's one
(03:57):
million dollar offer to co anchor the ABC Evening News
with Harry Reisner. Remember Bob or Wah Wah. Nineteen ninety four,
the largest lollipop in the world was unveiled and all
struck Denmark did weigh three eleven pounds. It was peppermint flavored.
Did they just turn it all the denmarkings? You know
(04:19):
los and they just all got them linked it three
eleven pounds.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah, there's a.
Speaker 11 (04:24):
Video on YouTube for that, is it?
Speaker 12 (04:26):
Ye oh?
Speaker 7 (04:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No you megan that.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
I am all right?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Denmarks? I want to Nick? Did allipop? Are they in
Holliand is.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Ever Denmark yet?
Speaker 12 (04:35):
Sure?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Well twenty twenty one, during a virtual climate summit on Earthday,
you know, got to have them President.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Joe Biden, Oh he was sharp. He pledged to cut.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Carbon emissions by fifty to fifty two percent below the
two thousand and five levels.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
He says his plan will do it by the year
twenty third.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Missed it?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Bye, I'm gone if he because I just remembered it.
That have been hunt there? Oh right, so yeah, he's back.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
By the way, well last week, right, well, there's our
three categories one eight hundred Big Shows. You're toll free line,
come on we play out birds next, Good morning. That's
(05:49):
a week showing the radio feature track from the Big
Show bent Box taking Cadbury to the five Dale You
Onion Festival. By the way, it is going on this
week by day you Georgia. There's rickey words onion festival.
Checking out the bid box had to make show.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Not coming up the winning.
Speaker 12 (06:09):
Outburst.
Speaker 13 (06:10):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 14 (06:11):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 13 (06:15):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
This should really be a lot.
Speaker 13 (06:26):
Of fun when you're playing Outburst. Have a hurry up
and guest time you love the best time. You have
a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Hi to Mark out of Bloxi, missus hippy.
Speaker 12 (06:42):
We have a shots.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Down around Bloxi Markets standing by the SAE.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'm just picturing it that there. Mark, Hey, buddy, good morning.
How are you.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
I'm doing fine, John Boy.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Good buddy, glad you got in here with us. Let's
see if you can get the winning beginning by scoring
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not before
you walk out the door.
Speaker 10 (07:16):
How about that? Oh you got my interest?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Alright, Mark, we got five seconds to give us three
female TV anchors or journalists or whatever you want to
call them.
Speaker 15 (07:30):
Ready to go, Diane Sawyer, Barbara Walters and Katie Couric
Kady Coreic?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Is she still doing it?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Is she the only ones, simme retire street still doing it?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Yeah, there you got to do.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
You can have Connie Chung too if you want to.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Yeah, Connie Joe, Yeah she married what was one of
those daytime talk guys or publish?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
All right, povis how about that?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Well, Mark, let's get back here to this category and
give us three lollypop brands.
Speaker 15 (08:01):
Ready go TWOTSI pops, charms, suckers, and dumb dumbs.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I was hoping you'd work a dumb dumb in there.
Mind for the wind. Three things give off carbon dioxide.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
Ready go humans, animals, dry ice.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Oh my, so is that our outbreathing breakfast carbon dioxide?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (08:28):
It should be, should be?
Speaker 16 (08:30):
Mark?
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Good?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Got you?
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Hey, Mike, well you seem like a well rounded individual
getting ready to hit now BLUXI how can we help
you get out the door?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Anything we can do for you? Give a shout out
to somebody.
Speaker 15 (08:41):
Or oh yeah, shout out? Oh yeah, there's there's two
groups of people I want to shout out to you.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
Can I do it?
Speaker 15 (08:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Please?
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (08:50):
The first group is over in Grand Bay. It's the
Wapple House there. They're a great teams. They're over in
Mobile though they're not Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You got across a lot.
Speaker 10 (09:02):
Oh yeah, sure, the good Lord. All you gotta do
is go down Highway ten and get a waffle house.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
My favorite one is in Conway, South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
I said that before.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
We used to go duck on. Now there like it?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Mark, back back to you, all right?
Speaker 10 (09:17):
Oh uh.
Speaker 15 (09:18):
The final shout out though, is to a young lady
out in Middland, Texas. I don't know if you guys
stretch out that.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Oh yeah, I sure do.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
Yeah when middle Middland, Texas. Her name is Perry, and
I'm shouting out to her.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Oh look at you, hope we help you have He
was something maybe we could do a sense of storm.
Speaker 15 (09:36):
Let's let jack story, but I can't go into it
on the television order radio.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Well, Mark, we appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
You got you one hundred twenty dollars worth of bulls,
not cleaning prothers, clean you place up done around Biloxi
and jack your hook you up, buddy. Okay, Light, that's
the bottom of the hour here going on top of
your news from.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
My luck said to the Midland Texans.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
The whole points in between, Greg Warren, I'm next.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
H h good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 17 (10:47):
Greg Warren is in the studio with us this morning,
and he's one of Handsome's people.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Home boy, Is that right?
Speaker 18 (10:54):
Yeah, My uh my folks still live there and it's
hanging out with them earlier. They're they're getting right. They're
getting in the age where everything in their house is broken.
You know, we play chess. There's there's six pieces missing
from our chest set, so we replace them with pieces
from my mom's nativity scene. We're playing chess with a
virgin Mary and goats and wise men, my uncle cheek.
(11:17):
You know, it's like Uncle earle that that's a pawn.
You're not supposed to move him backwards. That's the son
of God. Boy, move him whenever the hell he wants
to go. He told little respected his birthday. Jesus takes
the queen on his birthday. That fella can walk on
water heating. Damn, we'll move backwards. I'll hid out right now.
I'm just saying. You ever noticed when somebody says I'm
(11:39):
just saying something ignorant is on the way, you get
that look in their eyes. I'm just saying, oh no,
get the kids and the minorities in the other room.
Jimmy's gonna say something stupid. I'm just saying, there's a
wallet missing, and there's only one black.
Speaker 12 (11:53):
Guy that.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's his wallet that's missing.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I'm just saying, my.
Speaker 18 (12:02):
Uncle I took him to eat the other day. You
go to the restaurant and get the menu. You know
when you get a menu, at the top of every
page or is the heading tells you what's on that page?
He orders the heading I'll have the steak and pork.
You can't order that?
Speaker 12 (12:18):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It's the heading. I don't care what it says. And
I said, that's what it SAIDs right thereak and pork.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
I can read.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Give me the steak and pork. What do you want
to drink?
Speaker 18 (12:27):
A Sworded Bell Fricks is h he's a big He's
a big, big baseball fan and Cardinal fan. I'm guessing
you are too, Absolutely yeah, a big fan. Bob Gibson
were about here. That's all he ever talks about, is
Bob Gibson. Bob Gibson would have hit that sign of
a guard right there. He had to hit him right
in the head. We're watching a football game.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
I don't care to hit him a heading.
Speaker 18 (12:52):
He listens to the game every night on the radio.
He spends a whole game complaining that the announcer is
not telling him the score frequently enough. That's all he
wants to hear is a score. So he just shouts
at the radio, what's.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
The score, fat ass?
Speaker 18 (13:07):
What the score?
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Moron?
Speaker 18 (13:10):
What the score? Fat moron? I asked, like his idea
of the perfect broadcast would be this. The scar is
three to two. Three to two is a score. The
score is three to two. One team has three, the
other team has two. The team of three is beating
the team of two by a margin of one. The
(13:30):
score is three to two. Hey, folks, if you've just
joined us, the score is three to two. We're gonna
go down to the field now for a special report, Bob,
what's going on down there?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Larry down here? The score is three to two.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But let's take a closer look at that score.
Speaker 16 (13:46):
Now.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
The number three.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
That is an odd number.
Speaker 18 (13:48):
It is also a prime number, only divisible by itself.
It's one less than four, one more than two. That
means if the team of two were to get one
more run, the score would then be three to three. WHOA,
let's not get ahead of ourselves. Bob, right now, this
goal is three to two. I said, damn good, bron
Kad right there. That sound of a gun on to
get him an Emmy Award or something like that.
Speaker 19 (14:09):
Moron.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I thought to take a pag.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Out of that man. But I'm just saying, did you
play sports in high school going up?
Speaker 14 (14:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I did.
Speaker 18 (14:20):
I am wrestled, Yeah, I was a wrestler. Uh my
dad was was my wrestling coach, which is tough.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (14:31):
A lot of guys on the you know. I mean,
it's not that bad though, you got. I mean, it's
I mean, he pushed me. He pushed me in sports,
so that's it's a normal thing to push your kids
in sports. I mean, there's people out there who spend
their whole lives trying to find Bigfoot. How'd you like
to have that guy as a dad?
Speaker 12 (14:47):
Do you even want to find Bigfoot?
Speaker 20 (14:49):
Son?
Speaker 18 (14:50):
Because you don't act like it. I mean, I hear
you saying you want to find Bigfoot, but you don't
do a damn thing about it. Do you you sleep
till noon? Bigfoot doesn't get up a noon son gets
up at four or fourteen in the morning. You don't
have a tracking map. You lost your night goggles. What
you think he's gonna show up one.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Day out of nowhere? Huh, knock, knock, who's there?
Speaker 11 (15:08):
Not bigfoot?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Dumbass like he he crushed me.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
You know, I guess he was.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
He was a wrestling guy coach, you know. Naturally I wrestled.
Speaker 18 (15:22):
My mom was in the music, so I played the
clarinet in the band, which is a bad mix. Oh yeah,
I don't recommend that for anybody.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Really.
Speaker 18 (15:31):
The guys on the team made fun of me, especially
my best friend Huey Baker. He was a black guy,
and he's one of those guys would just get a
hold of something and never let you forget it. You know, look,
get Greg man. Greg played a flute. It's actually a clarinet.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's a flute. Greg. You a flute man. Look at
little flute man, Greg.
Speaker 18 (15:52):
Flutea flute, Greg, little flute man, Greg flutcha flute.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Flute man.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Greg rooted to the fresh and flutig Greg. We'll be
on the bus going to a match. He'd be real quiet,
and all of a sudden, here.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Hup two three, fall?
Speaker 7 (16:06):
What the hell?
Speaker 21 (16:06):
We fight?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
And fall?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Flute man?
Speaker 18 (16:10):
It's embarrassing when you're out there wrestling you here hit
him with your flute.
Speaker 10 (16:14):
Gred.
Speaker 18 (16:16):
I was shy in high school. Every time I talk
to a girl, Huey would show up out of nowhere,
a Gred. Who are you talking to? This is Carol Huey, Carroll,
how you doing well? You flu that Gred soots your
blue to Caroll Bred. Tell you know Greg is a
flute man, a flute man, Carrol go I'd ask him,
who's your fan football player, Greg, Doug Flutie? Who's your
(16:38):
second favorite Brian Piccolo?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
And I didn't.
Speaker 12 (16:43):
I didn't even get it.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
The worse, my friend nick got it worse.
Speaker 18 (16:45):
My friend Nicky was one of his guys. Yet hit
like high shoulders. You know, he looked like a turtle Hugh.
He called him no neck nick logging nick man. Nick
ain't got no neck. Why your nick at Nick no
nick nick no nick Nick, no.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Neck nick neck, paddywack.
Speaker 18 (17:01):
Get a knuckle bone, but it can't be no neck
bone because Nick ain't got no neck.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Weather I got.
Speaker 18 (17:07):
The footbone is connected to the knee bone, is connected
to the headbone's connected right to the headbone. Because I
ain't no neck bone. Because Nick ain't got no neck.
If Nick put on a turtle neck, he will be blind.
Man took some heat, man, I'm sure it's made you tougher.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I know, I hope.
Speaker 10 (17:34):
So I go.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Man.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
We got Greg Warre Weathers for the rest of this
big should this morning. I'm telling y'all, body man, right here.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
I did.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Good morning, big shows on the radio, and here we go.
Speaker 22 (18:12):
Hey Cadbury, thanks for coming out and helping out with
the Easter egg. Hon way away, go away from me,
Hi pleasure, sir.
Speaker 11 (18:22):
Yeah, let's get started.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Begging says pardon. Who is that woman on the porch?
She keeps looking at her watch.
Speaker 11 (18:29):
Oh that's my mom. She's been waiting for John Boy
to show up.
Speaker 23 (18:32):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (18:33):
He told her he was going to be here.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh how long has she been waiting?
Speaker 11 (18:37):
Fifteen years?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
I feel her pains.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
Hey, fancy pants, let's get this show on the road.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
Be patient, will so we meet?
Speaker 8 (18:49):
Agay, Cadburry, how's it going? I figured you'd be here.
What's Easter without Humpty dumpty?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Why you little go easy with him?
Speaker 11 (18:58):
Cadbury. You two are part partners today?
Speaker 16 (19:01):
What?
Speaker 19 (19:02):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (19:02):
I'm loving this.
Speaker 22 (19:04):
You have to pair an adult with each kid. Will's
dad Eddie is working today, so you're both kind of
odd men out looks like.
Speaker 8 (19:12):
It's you and me tennessee duxedo.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Let's get this over with.
Speaker 11 (19:17):
Now, you two try to get along. It's Easter and
my mother's here.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
You know this is he is right?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Truce, Oh like truce.
Speaker 8 (19:27):
Nice weather.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Huh yes, lovely.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Uh that's a that's quite an easter basket. You out
of there, young Williams virtually overflowing with all manner of
Easter goodies.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
My dad gave it to me, but it doesn't make
up for him being away all the time.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Really well, I I know what you mean. My my
father was in the military.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
It was it was quite difficult.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
At least your dad was doing something worthwhile. Manages John
Boy and Billy for pez saying it's kind of embarrassing
on career day. Hey, look my dad maybe sits a
couple of hillbillies makes you want to live underground.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I must remember that one, sir, very good, very good.
Speaker 19 (20:18):
Indeed I was a good one, wasn't And don't you
worry about your father, William.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
He loves you very much. Remember the way he stood
up for you at Christmas.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
You mean when he punched your lights out at the
Christmas party. Yeah that was pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Oh oh sorry, Oh that's all right for you.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
It was partially my fault, you know.
Speaker 19 (20:39):
Come again, you will find, young William, that with age
one comes to term with one's own foibles.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
You're not sore about the Christmas thing.
Speaker 24 (20:48):
One must learn to be a good sports sir. Besides,
it seems that we have a lot in common, you
and I. Perhaps if we had had this chat before,
we wouldn't have gotten off on the wrong foot.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Like we did. You know, you are right, Cadbury.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
You're all right too.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
Young William, and that makes what I'm about to do
so much harder. Hold my aster basket, of course, Dad, Dad,
help the butler is stealing my yster?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
What manner of prank is this? Your father is working?
Speaker 8 (21:19):
Who do you think is playing the easter money?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Stop right there? Big bowing? Oh yeah, will How could you?
Speaker 8 (21:27):
I can't believe you fall for that poor little kid
stuff hook line and singer sucker.
Speaker 23 (21:34):
I guess you didn't learn your lesson last time. Oh,
mister France, get him back out easter basket and take
your whoop and lock of mia. Get him Dad, yes, yes,
by old means get me, Dad, I deserve it. And
while you're at it, please get me A swift kick
in the seat of the trousers.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Sends your sil my foot, your butt. It's a perfect face.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Hid, I have another one?
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Happy there he stopped.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Will you come on back here toachtool?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Hold up, I got something man for you.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
You can stomp it.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
A Hey, dadda, think you gave you the finger?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Oh Dad, good morning? A lot more big show coming.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Up, John Boy, big big show, fels picky. I'm athew.
Speaker 21 (22:34):
Oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call. Well,
listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
the news centro. You boobe, No, no, not, you're racing,
fat boy. Pull up a couple of chairs and get down.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Listen.
Speaker 21 (22:49):
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
As did John Boy be the big show? Carry on,
drake Pee, Paul.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
It's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday.
April twenty seconds.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh brother John Reeves.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Think HiT's comedy show on the road here in the springtime.
I'll be up in Cherokee, North Carolina. Harri's Casino tillmorrow night.
Arise O, cause John up in the mountain. You gotta
hear me here, Get up out here. Thursday night he'll
be in Cornelius, North Carolina. Come on down at the
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Cane Center for the Arts.
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The figure reap but boy get Art said.
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Then he'll drive down to Texas Friday night at the
Old Town Theater in Huntsville, Texas. And then before he
gets back to Hickory, he'll play Saturday night in Kyleeen,
Texas at the Kylleen Arts and Activity Center. There's our boy,
Sean Reid dot com.
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You miss any of that and you cut it all up,
all right?
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Then a couple of boys Pegard Bowdens help in the
nuclear arms race is in the news. This time is
all about Iran. We telling her that in a good
humored way, this is a big show. Gotta trust me.
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and the nuclear arms race. Well you gotta stay with
me on this right now. You know, trying to get
Iran to stop uh Trump said, and Israel says they're
not gonna get a nuclear weapon.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You know they're talking right now.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
But you know what do they do. They'll sign anything
I would say. When you say, yo, no one, no more,
no more, don't look over that.
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Anyway. I think there's gonna be a BAM band.
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But anyway, the way we did Libya back in the day,
if you will remember the John Wonmilly Radio network was
in this early fledgling stage and my boys Pinkred and
Bowden out of Tennessee writing songs that that mattered back then.
If you remember that, the remember the T shirt that
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I was wearing the said US Nimics to Libya zero.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
That was a score.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
We goes from Libya jets like actually attacked the US
s Nimas high aircraft carry.
Speaker 11 (26:11):
I gotta tell you you've worn a lot of T
shirts since then, so.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
That yeah, all right, well anyway, Well maybe this will
refresh your memory because right after that we covered it
in song.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Okay, right here on the Big Show. I'm ready to
believe you.
Speaker 20 (26:40):
Yeah, good god, job, Green Acres is the place to be.
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Farm living is a life for me, land spreading out
so far and life keep Manhattan, give me that countryside,
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get down.
Speaker 12 (28:08):
Now, get back up, rock and roads.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Yeah, we're still beating Libya anytime. We won't do Okay,
Today's John Boy Jevity, Let's review yesterday as I didn't
tell you. According to a recent study, this is the
number one reason Americans give for going to a convenient
store gas station, and it was to buy something to drink.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I found out though.
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All right, Today's John Boy Jeffardy. True fans of the
ghost hunting mystery solving cartoon Canine would know that Scooby
Do is just his nickname.
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His real name is this What is Dweezle?
Speaker 21 (29:07):
Now?
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Yeah, I's a frank, It's a kid, okay, and the
moon unit that's already used as well. What y'all got
one eight hundred big show you told free line. We
played John boyd Jepity next, Good morning, that's a big
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show on the Radio rolling through your Tuesday, April twenty second,
twenty twenty five, got our feature track from the Big Show,
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It's John Boy Jemenya and now your host.
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He had big plans to corner the Videlia onion market
and he would have gotten away with it if there
weren't for those meddling kids. Peace, John Boy Yoicks.
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There's ahead of Tanya Martinsville, Virginia.
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Hello Tanya, Hey guys are you doing today?
Speaker 12 (30:36):
Man?
Speaker 6 (30:36):
We awe some baby welcome in here. You can't run
by the racehout and give me a hot dog? I
don't guess they sell them.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
And there's the places going on these baby, Hey, Tany?
Speaker 8 (30:47):
What you do?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Have his first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning?
You ready to go? I am ready to go? Well,
if you can tell us what Scooby Doos real name
is is you got it? What's your guess?
Speaker 8 (31:04):
Orville Rogers?
Speaker 9 (31:06):
Did you say, Orville Rogers. Yes, Morenda yours it show
us Orville, you.
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Know, like she had no idea that you just thought
you'd give a shout out to her.
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Friend, a peek inside Randy's brain, and so he gets.
Speaker 15 (31:28):
To you.
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We appreciate your playing, baby. You have a great day.
All right. Let's go to.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
Tracy over in Crossville, Tennessee. Good morning, Tracy, good morning,
good morning. So it's not Orville Rogers. So uh Scooby Doo'
just a nickname for for his real name. What do
you think, Tracy? You say Scubert? Well is it Scubert.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Even?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I don't even know what that means?
Speaker 6 (32:05):
Yes, all right, well, good work on you in Tracy.
You got the big old price back had to cross
Field for you. Awesome cross hairs and crossfield.
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How Babby you hang on?
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All right?
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Thank you, sweet.
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Botom of the hour, topp of your news. Hey man,
dating the history all about John Lennon, matter of fact,
two days in the history.
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You know it doesn't till you know. H Good morning.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
It's a big seawan the radio talking about dates in
history from beatle John Lennon nineteen sixty nine April twenty second,
The Battlet of John and Yoko was recorded by Lennon
and McCartney on the same day. To mark the occasion,
Lennon officially changed his middle name from Winston to you
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know what, can you guess?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
It makes me sick to my stomach even today. Oh no, yeah,
so John, Oh no Lennon. Sure, let's say the nineteen
sixty nine.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Record idea wasn't going on their back. They would have
some fun and leave them her phones on.
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Oh then I let oh no thing. Anyway, well we.
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Did have a little fun out of them and check
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Now you can hear previously unknown recordings from one of
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It's the lost Lennon party tapes. Hey Jee's name a
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rare glimpses into the mind of John Lennon when he
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over here, Little pulled.
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Me finger.
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Plus for the first time. Anywhere, you'll hear extremely rare
unreleased versions of Beatles songs and rare studio outtakes.
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Let's write a song.
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About jupping some massive and then when yes will be.
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Neither the Lost London Party tapes number one, number one,
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I'm gonna have to do it eight more times before
I get it right.
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Let's try something.
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Else coming soon to our rock and roll radio station
near you.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Good Tuesday morning, it is a big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
Well, the weather is heating up, and so is a
big movie release schedule for the summer. And as usual
against by a resident critic, let's welcome back Rabbi myren Berg.
Speaker 11 (36:04):
Steam shall owe me, homie?
Speaker 1 (36:07):
What happening? How are you? Rebbi hot?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
It's getting warm outside a couple of days in there,
ninety What the hell do you do with spring? You're basket.
I can't step outside without making gravy. Give me a
damn break here. I'm eighty years old. No mouth, parwa
your dumbass. You can always move up north on then
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give up show business. So I guess you've been the
been to the movie.
Speaker 16 (36:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
I come in here for the stimulating conversation and the
off chance that Massie shows up without a taper.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
And again I'm a loser.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
As usual, of course, I.
Speaker 11 (36:47):
Went to the movie.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
All right, so what you see?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
I would be happy to.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Tell you if you would shut the hell up for
two seconds.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Now, my great grandkids bugged me to take them with me,
so I had to see something kid friendly. In quotation marks,
I wanted to see that movie about the Last Supper,
but they wanted to see Snow White. Did you go
snow Way? So I told him to pick something else,
And they wanted to see this mine shaft movie Minecraft.
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That don't make no sense? The title, no, the movie,
Oh what a mess. Here's what the press really says.
A mysterious portal posts four misfits into the overworld, a
bizarre cubic wonderland the Trive's on imagination. To get back home,
they'll have to master the terrain while embarking on a
magical quest with an unexpected.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Craft named Steve. It sounds interesting, except it isn't.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
It's like Wizard of Ours for lazy, stupid people, except
everything in this ours is square for some reason.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
It well, it's based on some video game. Oh well,
so now it.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Makes perfect sense. That's why it's craft.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Well, I think I can shrum it up with one word.
Speaker 11 (38:03):
Nah, didn't know.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Oh, you speak the kids lingo. I didn't know you
were hit to that scene.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
I didn't know hardly anyone in it except for that
awkwua guy from the Superhero Stuff not his best vike.
But if I had to pick a bright spot in
a dull, dumb movie, it would be that funny fat
guy from not Cho Mama and Karate Teddy Ben Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Jack Black. The actor you're thinking of is Jack Black.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
I thought that was the actor whose face was so
leathery he looked like a catchers mit Us Jack Palance.
I thought that was the guy who could look left
and right at the same time, Us Jack Alum. I
thought that was the love boat guy Us Jack Jones.
I thought that was the show.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Where friends sat around slapping each other in the crunches.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Us Jack Ass.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
I thought that was the guy with the beautiful hair
that said book him Danny Boy.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
That's Jack Lord.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
I thought that was the clown in the dunts hat
trying to sell me a baker. That's Jack in the box.
I thought that was the guy with the orange skin
that only works one day in October.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
That's Jack o'lanlorn. So who the hell am I thinking
Jack black.
Speaker 11 (39:20):
Oh you want to kiss on that guy?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
More crass on his face than Liberachi's chinos.
Speaker 10 (39:26):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
I think he never heard a sunblocker moisturizer. He was
beef jerkie and a stutson o the movie. Ah well,
I give it one and a half yamaka, mostly because
I like the aqua guy.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
I don't know you might have a different opinion.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
I mean, if you live in your mother's basement and
play games all day and move food like a bum,
I'm sure this is your favorite movie of the year.
But for guys like me, I need more. See I
read books. Maybe you heard of them. It's like a
whole movie in your head. I don't need fo Night
Mario injected into my veins like some sort of cyber junkie.
(40:04):
But you, your bastard. You got no taste, no education,
no clue. You are society's braden, and I shaped to
your parents. Do a viil the favorite and don't breed.
We don't need any more stupid dead beats. We're full
of the fix. You for five bucks, your bastard, I'm paying,
but it is possible that I could be wrong. Go
(40:30):
in peace, but be sure to see a mad nay,
it's cheaper, your bastard.
Speaker 21 (40:43):
It's big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us
this morning today. You're old pal Stevie, no, not the
former idiot intern, the crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to
my two favorite bones of mates, John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. I'll tell you it's nice to
be high and drying, safe and sound in this neck
of studio.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Hey, what's this wife for?
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Good morning? There's a big show on the radio.
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You know.
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One of the things we're most proud of USSA. It's
an all volunteer non profit charitable organization started right here
on the Big Show twenty some odd years ago by
Bridget o'donnah. Hugh Nighted Special Sportsman Alliance started this. The kids,
the terminal illnesses and our purple heart veterans go on
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hunting trips and fishing trips.
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Get together with groups, go like that the man. It
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Just recently, fifty kids and fourteen veterans they got signed
up for the turkey hunts throughout the entire South Alabama,
even up Illinois, Wisconsin, Tennessee.
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Still maybe a couple of spots for.
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Some fishing trips we got coming up in Kentucky and
South Carolina. You might just want to check these. An
Alabama fishing trip. I know I had that and that
was just filled up with kids. So and plus you know,
we're not asking for anything. We're just saying, if you
know a kid or a veteran who could participate and
would like to do this absolutely free, no cost to you,
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All right, and thank you so much. Wait to go, Bridget,
keep her in your prayer. All y'all, Well, we got
oh called to our agent Murray. In minutes, Big Show
rolls on.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Good Morning.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
Got the Big Show on the radio coming up. We
play beat the Gray. Our blonde is out this morning,
so with a Randy Hunter chairal gray haired but fine
hell of hair.
Speaker 7 (43:24):
It is ere buddy.
Speaker 6 (43:25):
Anyway, we'll be playing for a hat, T shirt, tumbler
and a twenty five dollars gas card from Lord Tigers
motorcycle lawyers who ride Lord Tiger's representing injured riders over
two decades with all Tigers.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
You never ride alone.
Speaker 11 (43:40):
Oh sir, there'll be there for you, especially.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
If you need them in an accident.
Speaker 6 (43:43):
That's it, buddy, all right, Dan well lie in honor
of Eddie Albert. We have had fun with Oliver Wendell
Douglas over the years, and Green Acres we heard it
was a place to be action.
Speaker 17 (43:57):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy play how today's episode
Big Trouble in Green Acres. As our story opens, gentleman
farmer Oliver Wendell Douglas is about to gently wake his
sweet a sleeping wife, Lisa.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Good morning, Lisa, Darling.
Speaker 26 (44:20):
Wait a minute, I'm not on make area, Darling.
Speaker 16 (44:24):
I'm sorry, I must have celebrities rousie alarm.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
Oh no, I turned it off so you could sleep
in on your birthday.
Speaker 16 (44:30):
Oh Oliver, you remembered.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Of course, I remember, Darling. This is your special data.
Speaker 10 (44:37):
What the oh am?
Speaker 2 (44:39):
I ever gonna get some rudy toty, fresh and booty
with us even the world?
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Could that be?
Speaker 15 (44:46):
Well?
Speaker 14 (44:46):
Good morning there, mister Douglas. Fine day to be alive.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Mister Haney.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (44:56):
Not a thing.
Speaker 14 (44:57):
I just come by to bring a gift to the
missus owner birth the little something from the latest business
venture of the Haini Marketing Octopus, our new retail outlet.
Speaker 27 (45:07):
Hainie Brainy, Hani Brainy, conveniently located right beside the food
court at the new Hooterville Mall and just chalk full
of the latest educational toys for children of all ages.
Whether you want to learn about static electricity or make
one of them simulated tornadoes in the empty co colar bottle.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Haini Brainy is the bomb.
Speaker 14 (45:31):
And this here gives certificate entitles Missus Douglas to a
full five percent discount on anything in the store. Certain
Harry Potters Science Lab items are excluded. Well, I reckon,
I'll be running along, give my best to Missus Douglas.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
Yes, yes, I will, Thanks very much. Goodbye, mister Ainie.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Who was that, darling, mister Hani?
Speaker 4 (45:56):
He dropped by a birthday present for you? I did
he know today was your birthday?
Speaker 8 (45:59):
Who is that?
Speaker 16 (46:00):
From the new Handy brandist?
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I hear this place is the bomb.
Speaker 12 (46:06):
Of all the.
Speaker 26 (46:09):
I'm never gonna get my groove on. I'll be right back,
m nervous Douglass. Hank Agent, you're a County Kimball, I mean,
Hank Kimball, You're a County agent.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
Here mister Kimball, what brings you here?
Speaker 26 (46:23):
Well, I hear this is missus Douglas's big day, although
actually the big day would be the day she was
actually born. I guess today would be kind of like
the anniversary of the big day.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
Yes, yes, mister Kimball, I'm familiar with the concept of
the birthday.
Speaker 26 (46:34):
Well, anyways, I just want to drop a little gift
off or the little lady.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
The Hooterville Crops of the Year calendar.
Speaker 17 (46:40):
Yep, some real beauty's in there, agriculturally speaking, of course.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Yes, of course, thank you, mister Kimball. I'll see that
she gets and have a nice day. Who was that,
mister Kimball, don't you listen? Apparently he got worried about
your birthday too. Oh for the lover. Who can that be?
How did mister dougla good morning, mister Zephyl. Oh tell
(47:05):
me you bought my wife a present too? Yeah, me
and Rdle went on in on it together.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
The hainy three thousand Universal TV remote.
Speaker 17 (47:13):
IP Arnold says you can teach it to run up
to eight different gizmos. This is the same one he
bought for his new home theater system.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
Yes, well, that's very thoughtful of you both.
Speaker 17 (47:21):
Now Ardole says you better stuck up on him double
a battery, though that thing sucks and dry like nobody's business.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Well tell Arnold, thanks for the temp. Goodbye, mister Ziphyl
in case you wanted to know, that was mister Zephyl. Well, list,
it looks like Hooterville has definitely gotten a word about
your birthday.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Oh, Oliver, I am so ashamed.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
What the accident shamed?
Speaker 10 (47:50):
Why?
Speaker 16 (47:51):
Well, remember when mister Kimber suggested you give up on
corn and start growing.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
So sure, it was the greatest thing of my life.
Finally something on this farm I can actually.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Get to grow.
Speaker 16 (48:08):
Well, once they so oi been started to grow, you
start to spend more time and more time in the
field and less time with me. I got lonely, darling,
and then a woman gets lonely. Well, things happen, Lisa.
Speaker 4 (48:23):
Are you saying there's been another man?
Speaker 16 (48:26):
Oh, darling, I'm saying there has been a lot of
uther men.
Speaker 28 (48:32):
That is why everyone's remembering my birthday.
Speaker 16 (48:34):
More than one man in this town has used me
as his own personal porcupine.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
You mean concubine, Yes, that's it, darling.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
So then you mean mister Haney, Yes, mister Kimball.
Speaker 28 (48:49):
Yes, mister and mister Jacka as a general store, Lisa.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
So anyone else?
Speaker 4 (48:58):
Hold on a second, Hey, Dad, is.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
A birthday girl home?
Speaker 1 (49:02):
I bought her a little present.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Oh no, not amp too.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
Lay sala sala sah.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Huh, Dad, is this a bad time?
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Not your father, and it's a very bad time. I
come back later.
Speaker 11 (49:14):
Oh, Oliver, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Can you ever forgive me?
Speaker 16 (49:19):
Well?
Speaker 4 (49:19):
How many times did this happen?
Speaker 28 (49:20):
They'll open up that jewelry box over on the dresser
jewelry box? Why every time I was with another man,
I went out and picked up one of your soybeans.
Then I put it in that box to remember my shame.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
If you've been picking up my soy beans to begin
when we were not Let's say, here, looks like about
five soybeans. Well, I suppose that after forty years of marriage.
That's hey, wait a minute, there's thirty dollars in cash too.
What's that doing here?
Speaker 16 (49:49):
Well, Vin, the price of soybeans, HiT's ten dollars a bushel.
Speaker 11 (49:53):
I decided to sell out.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Old.
Speaker 17 (50:03):
I mean, we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
I'll just take that thirty dollars tune on again.
Speaker 17 (50:10):
Next time we'll hear the crusty old cashier at Hainy
Brainy say, hey, big man, let me.
Speaker 23 (50:18):
Hold it.
Speaker 20 (50:21):
All right?
Speaker 6 (50:22):
Notn'tday any Albert would have been one hundred and nineteen
years old.
Speaker 11 (50:26):
Wows be famous for two things, right, right?
Speaker 6 (50:30):
Had that hot wive. There's Jajah's sister. Okay, hi, y'all,
let's play beat the gray one eight hundred Big shows
you told free loud. I have a special set of
question probably the blonde questions left over.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
This should be fun. You can get in touch with
your feminine side.
Speaker 6 (50:46):
Yeah, for y'all, one eight hundred big show you told
very loud. Get a contestant plain next
Yet morning a mag show is on your radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The sun's belly up, there's full everywhere, flying
through the air, and blights and bowls and hands. People
eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
It's unbelievable. OHI with a spreads.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
You can't imagine ribs and chicken and biscuits and whole
pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's what it's like at the Junt boyar Bully Pig Show.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
It's a buffet from start to finish. There should be
a cover charge. I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
The only thing missing napkins.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I guess that's what your shirt is for.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You faded right cleaning bill over my head. You gonna eat.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
That dogging DOODLEU loving at them?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Say hey the Tuesday, April twenty.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Second, Hey Tuesday, I'm second.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
All right here, I wasn't sleeping my mouth. Yeah, got
a little bit coming in hand. He goes, we're gonna
be missing Tater today. Dog gone it. There, there's no worry.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
We'll all pitch in because this National Earth Day, let's
say planet that we live on. It's been observed since
nineteen seventy. As we've always known it was Earth code.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
We were cold. So but the man who.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Created it, sure, I'm gonna say, the who sets on eternity?
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Okay, Earth.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Now, let's get to worshiping the creation more than the creator.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
All right, let out to the last day.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Do you go there?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
You are supposed to look after you know, the Earth,
you stuff mother Earth pleas that's what the UN calls it.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Are we out of that?
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Yet?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I thought Trump was getting us out of that whole deal.
Speaker 9 (02:22):
I learned to call it that when the newsletter was
coming out in the nineteen seventies.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Thing in nineteen seventy, that's right, man, God us early
when we was in high school, right, alright, so deal
with that. And then this National Girl Scout Leader's Day,
let's give a salute those who take time out. Shit, uh,
there's some girls. That's a good deal, just like the
boys Scouts. If you get a chance to get your girl,
(02:46):
your daughter, you boy, and if she's shy, wow, you'll
want John Boys Wonderful Thing number one hundred and thirty nine,
the Talking Record for girls.
Speaker 10 (02:55):
Mister segwe all.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Right there it is.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Check it out and get your name and the hat
you got into a Friday, The Final Life. We're the
Big Show and here we are. We're just getting going.
On Tuesday, We're.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Awake, Big Shows on the radio. Good morning, Big Shows
on the radio.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Get our first prize pack out and one thing I
forgot his National Jelly Bean Day like a jet it bean.
All right, now, back to work. One hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bull Snot cleaning products we have up
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the Big Show dot com. We're doing our three Dates
in History, a segue into three categories where you can
win you Bullsnot. Nineteen seventy six, Barbara Walters became the
first female nightly network news anchor, accepting ABC TV's one
(03:57):
million dollar offer to co anchor the ABC Evening News
with Harry Reisner. Remember Bob or Wah Wah. Nineteen ninety four,
the largest lollipop in the world was unveiled and all
struck Denmark did weigh three eleven pounds. It was peppermint flavored.
Did they just turn it all the denmarkings? You know
(04:19):
los and they just all got them linked it three
eleven pounds.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah, there's a.
Speaker 11 (04:24):
Video on YouTube for that, is it?
Speaker 12 (04:26):
Ye oh?
Speaker 7 (04:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No you megan that.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
I am all right?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Denmarks? I want to Nick? Did allipop? Are they in
Holliand is.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Ever Denmark yet?
Speaker 12 (04:35):
Sure?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Well twenty twenty one, during a virtual climate summit on Earthday,
you know, got to have them President.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Joe Biden, Oh he was sharp. He pledged to cut.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Carbon emissions by fifty to fifty two percent below the
two thousand and five levels.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
He says his plan will do it by the year
twenty third.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Missed it?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Bye, I'm gone if he because I just remembered it.
That have been hunt there? Oh right, so yeah, he's back.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
By the way, well last week, right, well, there's our
three categories one eight hundred Big Shows. You're toll free line,
come on we play out birds next, Good morning. That's
(05:49):
a week showing the radio feature track from the Big
Show bent Box taking Cadbury to the five Dale You
Onion Festival. By the way, it is going on this
week by day you Georgia. There's rickey words onion festival.
Checking out the bid box had to make show.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Not coming up the winning.
Speaker 12 (06:09):
Outburst.
Speaker 13 (06:10):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 14 (06:11):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 13 (06:15):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
This should really be a lot.
Speaker 13 (06:26):
Of fun when you're playing Outburst. Have a hurry up
and guest time you love the best time. You have
a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Hi to Mark out of Bloxi, missus hippy.
Speaker 12 (06:42):
We have a shots.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Down around Bloxi Markets standing by the SAE.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'm just picturing it that there. Mark, Hey, buddy, good morning.
How are you.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
I'm doing fine, John Boy.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Good buddy, glad you got in here with us. Let's
see if you can get the winning beginning by scoring
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not before
you walk out the door.
Speaker 10 (07:16):
How about that? Oh you got my interest?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Alright, Mark, we got five seconds to give us three
female TV anchors or journalists or whatever you want to
call them.
Speaker 15 (07:30):
Ready to go, Diane Sawyer, Barbara Walters and Katie Couric
Kady Coreic?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Is she still doing it?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Is she the only ones, simme retire street still doing it?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Yeah, there you got to do.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
You can have Connie Chung too if you want to.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Yeah, Connie Joe, Yeah she married what was one of
those daytime talk guys or publish?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
All right, povis how about that?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Well, Mark, let's get back here to this category and
give us three lollypop brands.
Speaker 15 (08:01):
Ready go TWOTSI pops, charms, suckers, and dumb dumbs.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I was hoping you'd work a dumb dumb in there.
Mind for the wind. Three things give off carbon dioxide.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
Ready go humans, animals, dry ice.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Oh my, so is that our outbreathing breakfast carbon dioxide?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (08:28):
It should be, should be?
Speaker 16 (08:30):
Mark?
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Good?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Got you?
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Hey, Mike, well you seem like a well rounded individual
getting ready to hit now BLUXI how can we help
you get out the door?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Anything we can do for you? Give a shout out
to somebody.
Speaker 15 (08:41):
Or oh yeah, shout out? Oh yeah, there's there's two
groups of people I want to shout out to you.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
Can I do it?
Speaker 15 (08:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Please?
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (08:50):
The first group is over in Grand Bay. It's the
Wapple House there. They're a great teams. They're over in
Mobile though they're not Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You got across a lot.
Speaker 10 (09:02):
Oh yeah, sure, the good Lord. All you gotta do
is go down Highway ten and get a waffle house.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
My favorite one is in Conway, South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
I said that before.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
We used to go duck on. Now there like it?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Mark, back back to you, all right?
Speaker 10 (09:17):
Oh uh.
Speaker 15 (09:18):
The final shout out though, is to a young lady
out in Middland, Texas. I don't know if you guys
stretch out that.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Oh yeah, I sure do.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
Yeah when middle Middland, Texas. Her name is Perry, and
I'm shouting out to her.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Oh look at you, hope we help you have He
was something maybe we could do a sense of storm.
Speaker 15 (09:36):
Let's let jack story, but I can't go into it
on the television order radio.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Well, Mark, we appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
You got you one hundred twenty dollars worth of bulls,
not cleaning prothers, clean you place up done around Biloxi
and jack your hook you up, buddy. Okay, Light, that's
the bottom of the hour here going on top of
your news from.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
My luck said to the Midland Texans.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
The whole points in between, Greg Warren, I'm next.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
H h good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 17 (10:47):
Greg Warren is in the studio with us this morning,
and he's one of Handsome's people.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Home boy, Is that right?
Speaker 18 (10:54):
Yeah, My uh my folks still live there and it's
hanging out with them earlier. They're they're getting right. They're
getting in the age where everything in their house is broken.
You know, we play chess. There's there's six pieces missing
from our chest set, so we replace them with pieces
from my mom's nativity scene. We're playing chess with a
virgin Mary and goats and wise men, my uncle cheek.
(11:17):
You know, it's like Uncle earle that that's a pawn.
You're not supposed to move him backwards. That's the son
of God. Boy, move him whenever the hell he wants
to go. He told little respected his birthday. Jesus takes
the queen on his birthday. That fella can walk on
water heating. Damn, we'll move backwards. I'll hid out right now.
I'm just saying. You ever noticed when somebody says I'm
(11:39):
just saying something ignorant is on the way, you get
that look in their eyes. I'm just saying, oh no,
get the kids and the minorities in the other room.
Jimmy's gonna say something stupid. I'm just saying, there's a
wallet missing, and there's only one black.
Speaker 12 (11:53):
Guy that.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's his wallet that's missing.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I'm just saying, my.
Speaker 18 (12:02):
Uncle I took him to eat the other day. You
go to the restaurant and get the menu. You know
when you get a menu, at the top of every
page or is the heading tells you what's on that page?
He orders the heading I'll have the steak and pork.
You can't order that?
Speaker 12 (12:18):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It's the heading. I don't care what it says. And
I said, that's what it SAIDs right thereak and pork.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
I can read.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Give me the steak and pork. What do you want
to drink?
Speaker 18 (12:27):
A Sworded Bell Fricks is h he's a big He's
a big, big baseball fan and Cardinal fan. I'm guessing
you are too, Absolutely yeah, a big fan. Bob Gibson
were about here. That's all he ever talks about, is
Bob Gibson. Bob Gibson would have hit that sign of
a guard right there. He had to hit him right
in the head. We're watching a football game.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
I don't care to hit him a heading.
Speaker 18 (12:52):
He listens to the game every night on the radio.
He spends a whole game complaining that the announcer is
not telling him the score frequently enough. That's all he
wants to hear is a score. So he just shouts
at the radio, what's.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
The score, fat ass?
Speaker 18 (13:07):
What the score?
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Moron?
Speaker 18 (13:10):
What the score? Fat moron? I asked, like his idea
of the perfect broadcast would be this. The scar is
three to two. Three to two is a score. The
score is three to two. One team has three, the
other team has two. The team of three is beating
the team of two by a margin of one. The
(13:30):
score is three to two. Hey, folks, if you've just
joined us, the score is three to two. We're gonna
go down to the field now for a special report, Bob,
what's going on down there?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Larry down here? The score is three to two.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But let's take a closer look at that score.
Speaker 16 (13:46):
Now.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
The number three.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
That is an odd number.
Speaker 18 (13:48):
It is also a prime number, only divisible by itself.
It's one less than four, one more than two. That
means if the team of two were to get one
more run, the score would then be three to three. WHOA,
let's not get ahead of ourselves. Bob, right now, this
goal is three to two. I said, damn good, bron
Kad right there. That sound of a gun on to
get him an Emmy Award or something like that.
Speaker 19 (14:09):
Moron.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I thought to take a pag.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Out of that man. But I'm just saying, did you
play sports in high school going up?
Speaker 14 (14:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I did.
Speaker 18 (14:20):
I am wrestled, Yeah, I was a wrestler. Uh my
dad was was my wrestling coach, which is tough.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (14:31):
A lot of guys on the you know. I mean,
it's not that bad though, you got. I mean, it's
I mean, he pushed me. He pushed me in sports,
so that's it's a normal thing to push your kids
in sports. I mean, there's people out there who spend
their whole lives trying to find Bigfoot. How'd you like
to have that guy as a dad?
Speaker 12 (14:47):
Do you even want to find Bigfoot?
Speaker 20 (14:49):
Son?
Speaker 18 (14:50):
Because you don't act like it. I mean, I hear
you saying you want to find Bigfoot, but you don't
do a damn thing about it. Do you you sleep
till noon? Bigfoot doesn't get up a noon son gets
up at four or fourteen in the morning. You don't
have a tracking map. You lost your night goggles. What
you think he's gonna show up one.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Day out of nowhere? Huh, knock, knock, who's there?
Speaker 11 (15:08):
Not bigfoot?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Dumbass like he he crushed me.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
You know, I guess he was.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
He was a wrestling guy coach, you know. Naturally I wrestled.
Speaker 18 (15:22):
My mom was in the music, so I played the
clarinet in the band, which is a bad mix. Oh yeah,
I don't recommend that for anybody.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Really.
Speaker 18 (15:31):
The guys on the team made fun of me, especially
my best friend Huey Baker. He was a black guy,
and he's one of those guys would just get a
hold of something and never let you forget it. You know, look,
get Greg man. Greg played a flute. It's actually a clarinet.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's a flute. Greg. You a flute man. Look at
little flute man, Greg.
Speaker 18 (15:52):
Flutea flute, Greg, little flute man, Greg flutcha flute.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Flute man.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Greg rooted to the fresh and flutig Greg. We'll be
on the bus going to a match. He'd be real quiet,
and all of a sudden, here.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Hup two three, fall?
Speaker 7 (16:06):
What the hell?
Speaker 21 (16:06):
We fight?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
And fall?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Flute man?
Speaker 18 (16:10):
It's embarrassing when you're out there wrestling you here hit
him with your flute.
Speaker 10 (16:14):
Gred.
Speaker 18 (16:16):
I was shy in high school. Every time I talk
to a girl, Huey would show up out of nowhere,
a Gred. Who are you talking to? This is Carol Huey, Carroll,
how you doing well? You flu that Gred soots your
blue to Caroll Bred. Tell you know Greg is a
flute man, a flute man, Carrol go I'd ask him,
who's your fan football player, Greg, Doug Flutie? Who's your
(16:38):
second favorite Brian Piccolo?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
And I didn't.
Speaker 12 (16:43):
I didn't even get it.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
The worse, my friend nick got it worse.
Speaker 18 (16:45):
My friend Nicky was one of his guys. Yet hit
like high shoulders. You know, he looked like a turtle Hugh.
He called him no neck nick logging nick man. Nick
ain't got no neck. Why your nick at Nick no
nick nick no nick Nick, no.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Neck nick neck, paddywack.
Speaker 18 (17:01):
Get a knuckle bone, but it can't be no neck
bone because Nick ain't got no neck.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Weather I got.
Speaker 18 (17:07):
The footbone is connected to the knee bone, is connected
to the headbone's connected right to the headbone. Because I
ain't no neck bone. Because Nick ain't got no neck.
If Nick put on a turtle neck, he will be blind.
Man took some heat, man, I'm sure it's made you tougher.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I know, I hope.
Speaker 10 (17:34):
So I go.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Man.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
We got Greg Warre Weathers for the rest of this
big should this morning. I'm telling y'all, body man, right here.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
I did.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Good morning, big shows on the radio, and here we go.
Speaker 22 (18:12):
Hey Cadbury, thanks for coming out and helping out with
the Easter egg. Hon way away, go away from me,
Hi pleasure, sir.
Speaker 11 (18:22):
Yeah, let's get started.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Begging says pardon. Who is that woman on the porch?
She keeps looking at her watch.
Speaker 11 (18:29):
Oh that's my mom. She's been waiting for John Boy
to show up.
Speaker 23 (18:32):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (18:33):
He told her he was going to be here.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh how long has she been waiting?
Speaker 11 (18:37):
Fifteen years?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
I feel her pains.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
Hey, fancy pants, let's get this show on the road.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
Be patient, will so we meet?
Speaker 8 (18:49):
Agay, Cadburry, how's it going? I figured you'd be here.
What's Easter without Humpty dumpty?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Why you little go easy with him?
Speaker 11 (18:58):
Cadbury. You two are part partners today?
Speaker 16 (19:01):
What?
Speaker 19 (19:02):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (19:02):
I'm loving this.
Speaker 22 (19:04):
You have to pair an adult with each kid. Will's
dad Eddie is working today, so you're both kind of
odd men out looks like.
Speaker 8 (19:12):
It's you and me tennessee duxedo.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Let's get this over with.
Speaker 11 (19:17):
Now, you two try to get along. It's Easter and
my mother's here.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
You know this is he is right?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Truce, Oh like truce.
Speaker 8 (19:27):
Nice weather.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Huh yes, lovely.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Uh that's a that's quite an easter basket. You out
of there, young Williams virtually overflowing with all manner of
Easter goodies.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
My dad gave it to me, but it doesn't make
up for him being away all the time.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Really well, I I know what you mean. My my
father was in the military.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
It was it was quite difficult.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
At least your dad was doing something worthwhile. Manages John
Boy and Billy for pez saying it's kind of embarrassing
on career day. Hey, look my dad maybe sits a
couple of hillbillies makes you want to live underground.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I must remember that one, sir, very good, very good.
Speaker 19 (20:18):
Indeed I was a good one, wasn't And don't you
worry about your father, William.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
He loves you very much. Remember the way he stood
up for you at Christmas.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
You mean when he punched your lights out at the
Christmas party. Yeah that was pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Oh oh sorry, Oh that's all right for you.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
It was partially my fault, you know.
Speaker 19 (20:39):
Come again, you will find, young William, that with age
one comes to term with one's own foibles.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
You're not sore about the Christmas thing.
Speaker 24 (20:48):
One must learn to be a good sports sir. Besides,
it seems that we have a lot in common, you
and I. Perhaps if we had had this chat before,
we wouldn't have gotten off on the wrong foot.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Like we did. You know, you are right, Cadbury.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
You're all right too.
Speaker 8 (21:03):
Young William, and that makes what I'm about to do
so much harder. Hold my aster basket, of course, Dad, Dad,
help the butler is stealing my yster?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
What manner of prank is this? Your father is working?
Speaker 8 (21:19):
Who do you think is playing the easter money?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Stop right there? Big bowing? Oh yeah, will How could you?
Speaker 8 (21:27):
I can't believe you fall for that poor little kid
stuff hook line and singer sucker.
Speaker 23 (21:34):
I guess you didn't learn your lesson last time. Oh,
mister France, get him back out easter basket and take
your whoop and lock of mia. Get him Dad, yes, yes,
by old means get me, Dad, I deserve it. And
while you're at it, please get me A swift kick
in the seat of the trousers.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Sends your sil my foot, your butt. It's a perfect face.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Hid, I have another one?
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Happy there he stopped.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Will you come on back here toachtool?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Hold up, I got something man for you.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
You can stomp it.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
A Hey, dadda, think you gave you the finger?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Oh Dad, good morning? A lot more big show coming.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Up, John Boy, big big show, fels picky. I'm athew.
Speaker 21 (22:34):
Oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call. Well,
listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
the news centro. You boobe, No, no, not, you're racing,
fat boy. Pull up a couple of chairs and get down.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Listen.
Speaker 21 (22:49):
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
As did John Boy be the big show? Carry on,
drake Pee, Paul.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
It's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday.
April twenty seconds.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh brother John Reeves.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Think HiT's comedy show on the road here in the springtime.
I'll be up in Cherokee, North Carolina. Harri's Casino tillmorrow night.
Arise O, cause John up in the mountain. You gotta
hear me here, Get up out here. Thursday night he'll
be in Cornelius, North Carolina. Come on down at the
(24:02):
Cane Center for the Arts.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
The figure reap but boy get Art said.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Then he'll drive down to Texas Friday night at the
Old Town Theater in Huntsville, Texas. And then before he
gets back to Hickory, he'll play Saturday night in Kyleeen,
Texas at the Kylleen Arts and Activity Center. There's our boy,
Sean Reid dot com.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You miss any of that and you cut it all up,
all right?
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Then a couple of boys Pegard Bowdens help in the
nuclear arms race is in the news. This time is
all about Iran. We telling her that in a good
humored way, this is a big show. Gotta trust me.
Here's big show rolls on good morning, big shows on
(24:54):
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All right, I got that talking about Pingred and Bowden
(25:16):
and the nuclear arms race. Well you gotta stay with
me on this right now. You know, trying to get
Iran to stop uh Trump said, and Israel says they're
not gonna get a nuclear weapon.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You know they're talking right now.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
But you know what do they do. They'll sign anything
I would say. When you say, yo, no one, no more,
no more, don't look over that.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Anyway. I think there's gonna be a BAM band.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
But anyway, the way we did Libya back in the day,
if you will remember the John Wonmilly Radio network was
in this early fledgling stage and my boys Pinkred and
Bowden out of Tennessee writing songs that that mattered back then.
If you remember that, the remember the T shirt that
(25:57):
I was wearing the said US Nimics to Libya zero.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
That was a score.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
We goes from Libya jets like actually attacked the US
s Nimas high aircraft carry.
Speaker 11 (26:11):
I gotta tell you you've worn a lot of T
shirts since then, so.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
That yeah, all right, well anyway, Well maybe this will
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moon unit that's already used as well. What y'all got
one eight hundred big show you told free line. We
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There's ahead of Tanya Martinsville, Virginia.
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Hello Tanya, Hey guys are you doing today?
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Man?
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We awe some baby welcome in here. You can't run
by the racehout and give me a hot dog? I
don't guess they sell them.
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And there's the places going on these baby, Hey, Tany?
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What you do?
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Have his first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning?
You ready to go? I am ready to go? Well,
if you can tell us what Scooby Doos real name
is is you got it? What's your guess?
Speaker 8 (31:04):
Orville Rogers?
Speaker 9 (31:06):
Did you say, Orville Rogers. Yes, Morenda yours it show
us Orville, you.
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Know, like she had no idea that you just thought
you'd give a shout out to her.
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Friend, a peek inside Randy's brain, and so he gets.
Speaker 15 (31:28):
To you.
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We appreciate your playing, baby. You have a great day.
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Tracy over in Crossville, Tennessee. Good morning, Tracy, good morning,
good morning. So it's not Orville Rogers. So uh Scooby Doo'
just a nickname for for his real name. What do
you think, Tracy? You say Scubert? Well is it Scubert.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Even?
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I don't even know what that means?
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Yes, all right, well, good work on you in Tracy.
You got the big old price back had to cross
Field for you. Awesome cross hairs and crossfield.
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How Babby you hang on?
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All right?
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Thank you, sweet.
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Botom of the hour, topp of your news. Hey man,
dating the history all about John Lennon, matter of fact,
two days in the history.
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You know it doesn't till you know. H Good morning.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
It's a big seawan the radio talking about dates in
history from beatle John Lennon nineteen sixty nine April twenty second,
The Battlet of John and Yoko was recorded by Lennon
and McCartney on the same day. To mark the occasion,
Lennon officially changed his middle name from Winston to you
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know what, can you guess?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
It makes me sick to my stomach even today. Oh no, yeah,
so John, Oh no Lennon. Sure, let's say the nineteen
sixty nine.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Record idea wasn't going on their back. They would have
some fun and leave them her phones on.
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Oh then I let oh no thing. Anyway, well we.
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Did have a little fun out of them and check
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Now you can hear previously unknown recordings from one of
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It's the lost Lennon party tapes. Hey Jee's name a
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over here, Little pulled.
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Me finger.
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Plus for the first time. Anywhere, you'll hear extremely rare
unreleased versions of Beatles songs and rare studio outtakes.
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Let's write a song.
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About jupping some massive and then when yes will be.
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Neither the Lost London Party tapes number one, number one,
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I'm gonna have to do it eight more times before
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Speaker 1 (35:49):
Good Tuesday morning, it is a big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
Well, the weather is heating up, and so is a
big movie release schedule for the summer. And as usual
against by a resident critic, let's welcome back Rabbi myren Berg.
Speaker 11 (36:04):
Steam shall owe me, homie?
Speaker 1 (36:07):
What happening? How are you? Rebbi hot?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
It's getting warm outside a couple of days in there,
ninety What the hell do you do with spring? You're basket.
I can't step outside without making gravy. Give me a
damn break here. I'm eighty years old. No mouth, parwa
your dumbass. You can always move up north on then
(36:32):
give up show business. So I guess you've been the
been to the movie.
Speaker 16 (36:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
I come in here for the stimulating conversation and the
off chance that Massie shows up without a taper.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
And again I'm a loser.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
As usual, of course, I.
Speaker 11 (36:47):
Went to the movie.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
All right, so what you see?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
I would be happy to.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Tell you if you would shut the hell up for
two seconds.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Now, my great grandkids bugged me to take them with me,
so I had to see something kid friendly. In quotation marks,
I wanted to see that movie about the Last Supper,
but they wanted to see Snow White. Did you go
snow Way? So I told him to pick something else,
And they wanted to see this mine shaft movie Minecraft.
(37:18):
That don't make no sense? The title, no, the movie,
Oh what a mess. Here's what the press really says.
A mysterious portal posts four misfits into the overworld, a
bizarre cubic wonderland the Trive's on imagination. To get back home,
they'll have to master the terrain while embarking on a
magical quest with an unexpected.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Craft named Steve. It sounds interesting, except it isn't.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
It's like Wizard of Ours for lazy, stupid people, except
everything in this ours is square for some reason.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
It well, it's based on some video game. Oh well,
so now it.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Makes perfect sense. That's why it's craft.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Well, I think I can shrum it up with one word.
Speaker 11 (38:03):
Nah, didn't know.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Oh, you speak the kids lingo. I didn't know you
were hit to that scene.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
I didn't know hardly anyone in it except for that
awkwua guy from the Superhero Stuff not his best vike.
But if I had to pick a bright spot in
a dull, dumb movie, it would be that funny fat
guy from not Cho Mama and Karate Teddy Ben Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Jack Black. The actor you're thinking of is Jack Black.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
I thought that was the actor whose face was so
leathery he looked like a catchers mit Us Jack Palance.
I thought that was the guy who could look left
and right at the same time, Us Jack Alum. I
thought that was the love boat guy Us Jack Jones.
I thought that was the show.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Where friends sat around slapping each other in the crunches.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Us Jack Ass.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
I thought that was the guy with the beautiful hair
that said book him Danny Boy.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
That's Jack Lord.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
I thought that was the clown in the dunts hat
trying to sell me a baker. That's Jack in the box.
I thought that was the guy with the orange skin
that only works one day in October.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
That's Jack o'lanlorn. So who the hell am I thinking
Jack black.
Speaker 11 (39:20):
Oh you want to kiss on that guy?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
More crass on his face than Liberachi's chinos.
Speaker 10 (39:26):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
I think he never heard a sunblocker moisturizer. He was
beef jerkie and a stutson o the movie. Ah well,
I give it one and a half yamaka, mostly because
I like the aqua guy.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
I don't know you might have a different opinion.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
I mean, if you live in your mother's basement and
play games all day and move food like a bum,
I'm sure this is your favorite movie of the year.
But for guys like me, I need more. See I
read books. Maybe you heard of them. It's like a
whole movie in your head. I don't need fo Night
Mario injected into my veins like some sort of cyber junkie.
(40:04):
But you, your bastard. You got no taste, no education,
no clue. You are society's braden, and I shaped to
your parents. Do a viil the favorite and don't breed.
We don't need any more stupid dead beats. We're full
of the fix. You for five bucks, your bastard, I'm paying,
but it is possible that I could be wrong. Go
(40:30):
in peace, but be sure to see a mad nay,
it's cheaper, your bastard.
Speaker 21 (40:43):
It's big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us
this morning today. You're old pal Stevie, no, not the
former idiot intern, the crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to
my two favorite bones of mates, John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. I'll tell you it's nice to
be high and drying, safe and sound in this neck
of studio.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Hey, what's this wife for?
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Good morning? There's a big show on the radio.
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You know.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
One of the things we're most proud of USSA. It's
an all volunteer non profit charitable organization started right here
on the Big Show twenty some odd years ago by
Bridget o'donnah. Hugh Nighted Special Sportsman Alliance started this. The kids,
the terminal illnesses and our purple heart veterans go on
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hunting trips and fishing trips.
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Just recently, fifty kids and fourteen veterans they got signed
up for the turkey hunts throughout the entire South Alabama,
even up Illinois, Wisconsin, Tennessee.
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Still maybe a couple of spots for.
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Some fishing trips we got coming up in Kentucky and
South Carolina. You might just want to check these. An
Alabama fishing trip. I know I had that and that
was just filled up with kids. So and plus you know,
we're not asking for anything. We're just saying, if you
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All right, and thank you so much. Wait to go, Bridget,
keep her in your prayer. All y'all, Well, we got
oh called to our agent Murray. In minutes, Big Show
rolls on.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Good Morning.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
Got the Big Show on the radio coming up. We
play beat the Gray. Our blonde is out this morning,
so with a Randy Hunter chairal gray haired but fine
hell of hair.
Speaker 7 (43:24):
It is ere buddy.
Speaker 6 (43:25):
Anyway, we'll be playing for a hat, T shirt, tumbler
and a twenty five dollars gas card from Lord Tigers
motorcycle lawyers who ride Lord Tiger's representing injured riders over
two decades with all Tigers.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
You never ride alone.
Speaker 11 (43:40):
Oh sir, there'll be there for you, especially.
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If you need them in an accident.
Speaker 6 (43:43):
That's it, buddy, all right, Dan well lie in honor
of Eddie Albert. We have had fun with Oliver Wendell
Douglas over the years, and Green Acres we heard it
was a place to be action.
Speaker 17 (43:57):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy play how today's episode
Big Trouble in Green Acres. As our story opens, gentleman
farmer Oliver Wendell Douglas is about to gently wake his
sweet a sleeping wife, Lisa.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Good morning, Lisa, Darling.
Speaker 26 (44:20):
Wait a minute, I'm not on make area, Darling.
Speaker 16 (44:24):
I'm sorry, I must have celebrities rousie alarm.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
Oh no, I turned it off so you could sleep
in on your birthday.
Speaker 16 (44:30):
Oh Oliver, you remembered.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Of course, I remember, Darling. This is your special data.
Speaker 10 (44:37):
What the oh am?
Speaker 2 (44:39):
I ever gonna get some rudy toty, fresh and booty
with us even the world?
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Could that be?
Speaker 15 (44:46):
Well?
Speaker 14 (44:46):
Good morning there, mister Douglas. Fine day to be alive.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Mister Haney.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (44:56):
Not a thing.
Speaker 14 (44:57):
I just come by to bring a gift to the
missus owner birth the little something from the latest business
venture of the Haini Marketing Octopus, our new retail outlet.
Speaker 27 (45:07):
Hainie Brainy, Hani Brainy, conveniently located right beside the food
court at the new Hooterville Mall and just chalk full
of the latest educational toys for children of all ages.
Whether you want to learn about static electricity or make
one of them simulated tornadoes in the empty co colar bottle.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Haini Brainy is the bomb.
Speaker 14 (45:31):
And this here gives certificate entitles Missus Douglas to a
full five percent discount on anything in the store. Certain
Harry Potters Science Lab items are excluded. Well, I reckon,
I'll be running along, give my best to Missus Douglas.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
Yes, yes, I will, Thanks very much. Goodbye, mister Ainie.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Who was that, darling, mister Hani?
Speaker 4 (45:56):
He dropped by a birthday present for you? I did
he know today was your birthday?
Speaker 8 (45:59):
Who is that?
Speaker 16 (46:00):
From the new Handy brandist?
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I hear this place is the bomb.
Speaker 12 (46:06):
Of all the.
Speaker 26 (46:09):
I'm never gonna get my groove on. I'll be right back,
m nervous Douglass. Hank Agent, you're a County Kimball, I mean,
Hank Kimball, You're a County agent.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
Here mister Kimball, what brings you here?
Speaker 26 (46:23):
Well, I hear this is missus Douglas's big day, although
actually the big day would be the day she was
actually born. I guess today would be kind of like
the anniversary of the big day.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
Yes, yes, mister Kimball, I'm familiar with the concept of
the birthday.
Speaker 26 (46:34):
Well, anyways, I just want to drop a little gift
off or the little lady.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
The Hooterville Crops of the Year calendar.
Speaker 17 (46:40):
Yep, some real beauty's in there, agriculturally speaking, of course.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Yes, of course, thank you, mister Kimball. I'll see that
she gets and have a nice day. Who was that,
mister Kimball, don't you listen? Apparently he got worried about
your birthday too. Oh for the lover. Who can that be?
How did mister dougla good morning, mister Zephyl. Oh tell
(47:05):
me you bought my wife a present too? Yeah, me
and Rdle went on in on it together.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
The hainy three thousand Universal TV remote.
Speaker 17 (47:13):
IP Arnold says you can teach it to run up
to eight different gizmos. This is the same one he
bought for his new home theater system.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
Yes, well, that's very thoughtful of you both.
Speaker 17 (47:21):
Now Ardole says you better stuck up on him double
a battery, though that thing sucks and dry like nobody's business.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Well tell Arnold, thanks for the temp. Goodbye, mister Ziphyl
in case you wanted to know, that was mister Zephyl. Well, list,
it looks like Hooterville has definitely gotten a word about
your birthday.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Oh, Oliver, I am so ashamed.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
What the accident shamed?
Speaker 10 (47:50):
Why?
Speaker 16 (47:51):
Well, remember when mister Kimber suggested you give up on
corn and start growing.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
So sure, it was the greatest thing of my life.
Finally something on this farm I can actually.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Get to grow.
Speaker 16 (48:08):
Well, once they so oi been started to grow, you
start to spend more time and more time in the
field and less time with me. I got lonely, darling,
and then a woman gets lonely. Well, things happen, Lisa.
Speaker 4 (48:23):
Are you saying there's been another man?
Speaker 16 (48:26):
Oh, darling, I'm saying there has been a lot of
uther men.
Speaker 28 (48:32):
That is why everyone's remembering my birthday.
Speaker 16 (48:34):
More than one man in this town has used me
as his own personal porcupine.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
You mean concubine, Yes, that's it, darling.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
So then you mean mister Haney, Yes, mister Kimball.
Speaker 28 (48:49):
Yes, mister and mister Jacka as a general store, Lisa.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
So anyone else?
Speaker 4 (48:58):
Hold on a second, Hey, Dad, is.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
A birthday girl home?
Speaker 1 (49:02):
I bought her a little present.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Oh no, not amp too.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
Lay sala sala sah.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Huh, Dad, is this a bad time?
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Not your father, and it's a very bad time. I
come back later.
Speaker 11 (49:14):
Oh, Oliver, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
Can you ever forgive me?
Speaker 16 (49:19):
Well?
Speaker 4 (49:19):
How many times did this happen?
Speaker 28 (49:20):
They'll open up that jewelry box over on the dresser
jewelry box? Why every time I was with another man,
I went out and picked up one of your soybeans.
Then I put it in that box to remember my shame.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
If you've been picking up my soy beans to begin
when we were not Let's say, here, looks like about
five soybeans. Well, I suppose that after forty years of marriage.
That's hey, wait a minute, there's thirty dollars in cash too.
What's that doing here?
Speaker 16 (49:49):
Well, Vin, the price of soybeans, HiT's ten dollars a bushel.
Speaker 11 (49:53):
I decided to sell out.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Old.
Speaker 17 (50:03):
I mean, we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
I'll just take that thirty dollars tune on again.
Speaker 17 (50:10):
Next time we'll hear the crusty old cashier at Hainy
Brainy say, hey, big man, let me.
Speaker 23 (50:18):
Hold it.
Speaker 20 (50:21):
All right?
Speaker 6 (50:22):
Notn'tday any Albert would have been one hundred and nineteen
years old.
Speaker 11 (50:26):
Wows be famous for two things, right, right?
Speaker 6 (50:30):
Had that hot wive. There's Jajah's sister. Okay, hi, y'all,
let's play beat the gray one eight hundred Big shows
you told free loud. I have a special set of
question probably the blonde questions left over.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
This should be fun. You can get in touch with
your feminine side.
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Yeah, for y'all, one eight hundred big show you told
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