April 8, 2025 • 42 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy’s Smart TV is too smart for him.. - We’ll take a Greek language lesson.. - John Boy promised to bring in a script today - and winds up just pulling something out of his butt.. - Gary Busey jots down some of the bizarre thoughts running through his head.. - John Boy saves the International Space Station.. - We fill a request for Gasaholics Anonymous.. - and Tacky Jackies is going nuts for Tax Day!…
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, morning, Big shows on the radio. All right, well,
we all know Kamala lost the presidential election.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Lest election, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hillary to the rescue, and who better to deliver than
our man, Bill Silvers. Hang around there, Bill, First, let
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Speaker 2 (00:33):
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Hi Bill tag it, Hello, friends and neighbors.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
It's me Bill Silvers, feeling mirthful, exuberant, and slightly nauseous
from some bad flan.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
But I'm here nonetheless, And in.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Case you haven't been paying attention, Slow Joe has left
the building, but not before issuing pardons to everyone, including
the hamburglar. Yes, he lost his mind long ago and
now he's off looking for it.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
We wish him the best.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Not really, and also added to the scrap heap of
history is good old cackling Kamala. Now I know I
speak for a majority of America when I say thank God.
And while Trump layeth the smacketh down. Kamala has to
cope with getting her butt handed to her, and that's
a two handed job for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
But how is she coping? Where to go for counsel?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Who?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Who would have any experience dealing with losing to Donald
Trump in such a humiliating fashion. That's right, Heifer, Hillary.
But what advice could Hillary offer to the new loser?
I'm glad you are from the Home Office. In Nancy
Pelosi's emergency vodka closet had spared denser and botox vaults
(01:47):
comes Today's top ten list. The top ten bits of
advice Hillary gave to Kamala on how to deal with
losing Number ten. Go on a shopping spree for new pantsuits.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Number nine, punch her husband Number eight.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Spend four years blaming Russia.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Number seven.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Go to Sam's and stock up on box wine. Number six.
Start a new scam charity box whine ain't cheap. Number five.
Develop a new laugh please Number four. Write a book
(02:34):
no one will buy.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Number three.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Get rid of anything that is orange.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Number two destroy the evidence.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
And the number one bit of advice Hillary gave ta
Kamala on dealing with losing deny any and all personal
responsibility for being a clueless and unlikable hag that only
dopes would vote for it.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Too soon, my let's play our game.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh god, dude, open up the lines down eight hundred,
Big Show.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I'll just hold with the new numbers.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
It will be.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
One big show the number and uh tell your las
baby you have nerves were doing. Come on, good morning.
(03:54):
There's a Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We're running through your Tuesday only eight featured tracks from
the Big Show. Bit Box Tacky Jackie's tax time salelebration.
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There's her keywords, tacky attacks.
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When you hit the big box at the Big Show
dot com click out on their contest, but you can't
get to We'll call you.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Maybe you get to play beat them like a contest.
Out of Abbeville, Alabama. George, Good morning, George, Good morning,
no mo money, welcome. All right, George.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
We're gonna ask Tadr some questions. She'll answer you agree
or disagree. Get two bells before two buzzers and you win.
Right already, we can learn her ways.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Sorry, okay, we.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Got all right.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
J Jay.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
We all know Smokey Bear's motto. Only you can prevent
force far.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
You gonna do it like that, that's all.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It sounded like smoking.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I got no what's his name doing it? Cowboy mustache oy? Yeah,
thank you very much, Sam Allios, Sam Aliens voice for
Smoky Bear. Wow, he's getting almost as much work as
Morgan Freeman. All right, anyway, so back to Okay, Smoky Bear,
(05:20):
you can prevent forest fires it but what about woodsy owl?
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Oh, you can't buy beer, you can only rent it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Woodsy owl.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Okay, put waste in its place?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Put waste in its place? What Tater says? Woodsy Owl says?
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (05:44):
George, I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
That was the thing to do. Yes, he says, give
a hoot, don't pull out.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
I really thought he said, how many licks does it
take to get to the center pile?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Way off there woods?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
The owl he is doing those glasses commercials Now, he's
saying that with the owl with the glasses. George, George,
you got a battle one more and you win the
prize by gull.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
All right, right, Tayler, you were in the woods with
a friend. Happens often. I prefer the woods.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So so well, so you and a friend in the woods.
A snake bites him, what's the first thing you should do.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
I need to find a new friend.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Well and help. I tell you where the snake bit him.
You kill the snake. The first thing you should do
the snake. Thing you should do is kill the snake.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
George, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Depends on got phon servers at night?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Okay, well you might be taking at agree you're gonna
agree with that? Yeah, well, you were right thinking about
the phone. You should call nine to one one, get
them to a hospital as soon as possible.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Stay away from the above.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
All that says stayed away from the snake, do not
try to catch it or kill it, and do not
bring the snake to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Please.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Doctors are not trained to identify snakes. They're trained to
identify symptoms and test results to determine if and which
anti venom you need. I can see you coming in
hospital dance nake. People do that because they have Yeah,
you know what it looks like. Yeah, just recently they
(07:53):
put out a big public relations thing It said quick
bringing snakes to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Was he out doing that?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
So?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
So, by the way, it depends on where the snake
bit him. I'll go ahead, just give you the hunch
line to that, to that joke, doctor said, you're gonna die.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Right there, you are. You know what about that I mentioned?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You know where you cut it and something the blood
either I said not to do that.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It worked on the Westerns.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Wealth don't get they also killed the snake on the John.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Wayne had a great use.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
You got it right away.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
There's a good way to ruin a picnic. So well,
here we go, George.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
We got a true or false question to see if
you win or lose big Old Ells tractor prize back.
All right, tater too or false. In certain parts of Georgia,
it is illegal for chickens to cross the road.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
Well, there is a very well known case of chicken
little versus the state of Georgia.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And uh so you've studied this. This is true.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
It is true in Georgia certain parts it's illegal for
chickens to cross the road. George, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Agree?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Wow with Magan. It legal for jacobs across the rock.
Speaker 10 (09:22):
Ye man, money, keep your parents in your yarn, all right, George,
you got a big old prize back money.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Congratulations, Thank you, sir, Thank you sir.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
All right, my boy, hang on, there's a bottom of
the hour, Here comes top of your news. Right on
the other side of this report, here comes you don't
choose your morning laugh wrapped up in a time capsule,
where U.
Speaker 11 (10:25):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
My reedmand my redman drives around in a mini van.
Life for him has nothing? Life or let him do
what they? She says, It's about timing groove. Wherever there's
a screw up, do.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
You find them?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Married mine, last time married man, College Buddy, drinking Buddy
and drinking Buddy's idiot pal Smiley. We're preparing for a
free trip to Hollywood compliments of Power one oh seven
point two FM. When a quick guest shot on the
Monkey in the Morning show took a rather unexpected turn.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Hey madicun get this.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
Married guy left dance you got it, monkey man.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Which was quickly followed by another unexpected time Could you
excuse me for just a second, ma'am? Hello, Hi, honey bunny,
what's that you're listening to the show?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Now?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Our heroes climb into that waiting limousine to make their
way to the airport.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
So how'd honey Bunny take the whole lap dance.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Thing about what you'd think?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Well, she's got a whole week to cool off while
you're in Hollywood. Hey, where's drinking buddy?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
He's still talking to the paramedics. One of them said
his pal Smiley might have alcohol poison. So our trip
for fords down on to a trip for three hunt
looks that way.
Speaker 13 (12:03):
Heyy guy, mad news, Smiley's going to the hospital and
he ain't gonna be able to go with it.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Really, Oh gee, what a shame.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
But the good news is I found this a substitute.
Speaker 9 (12:13):
You did, hey, fellas, who's ready to have some fun?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
What Monica Minks, the lap dancing stripper from the radio show?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Hey, then for nice work? How do you close that deal?
Speaker 6 (12:24):
What can I say? Tripper George, I got cards?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I ain't showing no, no, really, how'd you do it?
Speaker 6 (12:30):
I told her we'd get her a part in the
movie prett slick.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Huh uh, Monica, would you excuse us for just a second.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Don't leave me too long, honey, I might get lonely.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Guys, this might not be such a good idea.
Speaker 13 (12:43):
Well you mean now we got the perfect sleeper team.
Married guy, college guy, drinking guy and stripper girl. Hey,
sweet thing, you ready to be a movie?
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Sir? You know.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
The movie did isn't exactly a sure thing. The radio
station only promised to get us a test.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
I know that, but she don't. Besides, could you say
no to a package like that?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I'm so shut up? College buddy, excuse me just a second. Guys. Hello, Hi, honey, bunny.
What's that. Yeah, we're just getting ready to leave the
radio station. Well, it's me college buddy and drinking Buddy. No,
I don't think Smiley's going to be able to make
it after all. What's that Monica? This tripper? Why would
(13:27):
you think she's going a lot?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:29):
You just heard Monkey in the Morning say it on
the radio. Gee, hun, I hadn't heard that. But you know,
we're really just tagging along with drinking buddy. He's actually
calling the shot, so what. No, I don't think you're
some kind of an idiot. Look, honey, this is strictly
a business trip. You don't have anything to worry about. Listen,
we need to get going. I'll call you when we
(13:50):
get to the airport. Yes, okay, sweetie, bye.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
It must be tough being you.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
You have no idea?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Okay, we're headed for Hollywood.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
So do I get a fancy superhero costume?
Speaker 14 (14:05):
Like you guys?
Speaker 13 (14:06):
You look good in anything, big girl, and you look
even better and nothing.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Hey, who is a cocktail?
Speaker 9 (14:11):
I'll take one.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
There's a big surprise.
Speaker 13 (14:14):
Hey, driver, can you turn the radio on? I won't
see if they're still talking about it.
Speaker 15 (14:20):
But ten minutes away from the hour, I am monkey
in the morning. So the superhero team is off the
Hollywood compliments A power one oh seven point two.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
He hit that married guy's wife never speaks to him again.
Speaker 15 (14:32):
You got that right, especially when they discover our little
surprise waiting for him in Hollywood Surprise. Yeah, you know
that screen test we gave him as part of the
prize package. Well, I set it up with Seymour butt
Stein's the director of such American classic films this Jurassic
Pork Doctor, do me a little and Crouching Tiger, Humping Dragon.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
You got him an audition for a porno movie.
Speaker 15 (14:55):
Yeah, that'll make that left dance thing look like nothing
for a monkey.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
You're one sick little.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Poppy, can't oh, Seymour bud Steen. Wow, he does really
good stuff.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
I like you, girl, Driver, Would you turn the radio
back off, please Holly, Hi James, so much for getting
back on track. Will our heroes make it to the
airport in time for the flight? Will married man's wife
speak to him when he gets back? Will Smiley's liver
ever recover for the answers? Tune in for our next
(15:28):
sphincter tightening adventure, Same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 12 (15:32):
Well, there's a school you'll find the married man.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
John Boy and Billy, Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It's a big show on a radio.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Okay, action, Hello friends, your old pal Burnt Fern Here
with another Moeller chattering edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode the Funeral. As our story opens, two old
friends meet at a funeral.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Wasn't that a lovely funeral?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Hey, hello Megan, what's been a long time? Well, it
sure has Tom. It's a it's father Tom.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Now, father Tom.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
Well does this mean you finally stop selling pop to
the college.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Kids out just on the weekends? Now, church doesn't pay
much and I need to make ends. So what have
you been up to? Well, I'm a mortician. In fact,
I took care of really. Wow, she looks great. You
do nice work. Almost didn't recognize her without all her
usual trashy makeup.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Yeah, it was really on there.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
How'd you get it off a pressure washer? Hey, it's
not like she's gonna feel it, right, I mean, so
what was her story? I mean I kind of lost
track of her after high school.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Not a happy tale. Unfortunately, she was married seven or
eight times, had a total of twenty three kids.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
These three kids, geez, get a new hobby, right.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
And in between that, she was pretty much jumping from
hookup to hookup.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Wow, just like in high school. She sure did love
the boys. Not just the boys, no way. Really well,
how did you know that?
Speaker 8 (17:42):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Yeah, we were in college. It was a little fair.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
It was a whole thing. I don't need to know anymore.
It's kind of hot though.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
You know. Her last husband was Dieke Milford, your best
friend from senior year, right, Wow?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Whatever happened to him?
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Died from some rare venier real disease.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
She had to clap so much.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Her nickname was Applause.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Niece was a walking movie of the week, wasn't she?
You said it? Well, at least they're together at last.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
Which husband are you talking about it?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Not talking about her husband? I'm talking about her legs.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
So we hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Oh and you left those top two buttons undone for
old time sake.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Thank you. Tune in next time when we'll hear Denise's
friend at the Free Clinics.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Say, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's
a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us
this morning.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
Oh I love all old fine big Crown Radio Man,
wall A Winchel cousin, Brushie walt Man, Jack.
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Yon Boy and belly.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Job boy.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Man had only two white men that made.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Me more who.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I feel? No bonnier smile.
Speaker 14 (19:14):
Your loop back. We walk over for your lift back. Wow,
(19:54):
good morn I it's a big show on the radio.
If you mess an it a big show this good morning,
and you don't have to it goes.
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Speaker 2 (20:23):
All over the world and all freeze. Don't worried about that.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Just hit to John Boy and Billibum. Okay, Big Joe
Rose on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. All right, man,
we got rockets taking off from Florida coming down in
the Gulf of Mexico. It's crazy how everything's going on
in space. And it with Eli Musk, it was a
was a bozo his phallic rocket and splash out again.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
It does look like they kind of went over for it.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
The capsule though, kind of looks the same for both
because I watched us flash down with Bezo like I
did with Musk early, So I guess, you know, basically
same technology. I guess, you know, getting them up air
and buy different methods. Yeah, that's pretty good. Well back
in the day when it was only NASA could make
that trip to space. And of course we were good friends,
(21:16):
still are with Jay Honeycutt, the former director of Kennedy
Space Center, one of the guys responsible for getting us
on the Moon.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Let's go back to that phone call. I got that
faithful day. Good Morning, The Big Show's on the radio,
John Boy.
Speaker 9 (21:33):
I'm the big stupid one.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, really, okay, more Big show coming up here. Let's say,
is this the right button?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Are you sure? Hello?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
All right, are we off all right. By the way,
tell the writers. I think that came a little bit
too early. Wanted more less build up to the Okay,
all right, who I got on the phone, so we
got one here? Okay, Hello boy, Hey, who is this?
Speaker 8 (22:01):
It's Jay honeycut from the Candy Space Center.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Hey Jay, how's it going, buddy?
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Well?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Not bad? But you got a second Uh yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Wait, wait, Jackie, you listen. Tell Urskin Bulls. I'll call
him right back. I need to wrap with jail, I know,
is what it prets him just away. If he wants
to talk to me, he can wait. All right, I
got Jay on the phone. Hey Jay, how can I
help you?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Buddy?
Speaker 8 (22:20):
Well, we got a little problem with that shuttle mission.
You know, we lost you a while back.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Uh huh, and I need your help, no prob what
you got?
Speaker 8 (22:26):
Well, we're supposed to do a space walk tomorrow morning
and we can't get that outer hatch open.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Now will the latch handles rotate properly?
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Did you remove the safety catches?
Speaker 8 (22:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
We did that, and the handles won't turn. All four?
Speaker 8 (22:39):
All four?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Let's see, all right, now this is just a shot
in the dark. Jay readmon the numbers off the temperature
sensors on the evil monitor panel.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Uh just a second, let's see how did I get
that remote readout program?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Press the function seven?
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Key function seven?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, you see that little roller keys at the very
top of your keyboard. They should say F one, F two,
F three. Oh yeah yeah, press F seven.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
Got it all right?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Now, what do you see?
Speaker 8 (23:05):
Minus one hundred and fifty centigrade.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Minus one fifty, Jay, look at the starboard thruster monitor readout.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Starboard thruster readout, that's F four. Oh okay, got it.
It reads a negative.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
That's what I thought. Jay. The shuttle isn't rotating in orbit,
is it?
Speaker 7 (23:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
And when a spacecraft is orbiting, it's got to rotate.
So the same side of the shuttle and always facing
the sun. If it is, that side that's in the
sun will heat up hundreds of degrees in the side
away from the sun goes into like a deep freeze.
The outer hatch is on the side away from the sun.
It's minus one hundred and fifty degrees, which means the
latches are frozen shut.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
So what do I do?
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Well?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Fire the rotational thruster and then the shuttle is starting
to rotate, and then the lock of unfreezell.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
How did I do that?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Okay, access the remote access link to the starboard thrust
readout program for a half second, Bird, half that can burn.
That means the rocket fires for half a second. Oh
and to do that, press press F twelve, Jay, click
the burn duration field type in point five?
Speaker 8 (24:10):
Got it?
Speaker 15 (24:11):
All right?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Everything?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Okay? What's your inclination? Mostly I like bond No, no, no, Jay,
your inclination. It's a degree reading on panel four.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Let's see fifty seven degree.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
No no, no, you you you you need to adjust that.
Make it fifty one point.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
Six, fifty one point six. Okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
What's your altitude?
Speaker 8 (24:32):
One hundred and eighty four statute miles.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
One hundred and eighty four, Jade, that should be one
ninety six. Yeah, at least.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I'll get right on it, all right, I hope.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
So, man, Hey, we're having a press conference tomorrow about
that insulation stuff we're working on for NASCAR. Is that
going pretty good?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Well? Yes, of course it is.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
What does that stuff do, exactly, j It reflects.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
The heat away from the cockpit lords attempers you're inside
the car about fifty degrees and that help, I should
say it does, especially places like Talladega the summertime inside
of that car heats up to over one hundred and
fifty degrees.
Speaker 8 (25:07):
Wow, that wouldn't make a difference. You really't need what
you were doing there. Yeah, and by the way, thanks
for letting us take the credit for no problem.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
John here for you, man.
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And hey, great job on that trumpet solo at the
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Thanks you.
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And I know, Hey, great idea on the Mars rock too,
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I have an idea, man, Jay, That's what I do.
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Man.
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You know that.
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Well, thanks Johnny. Anytime I can help you out, just say.
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The word, I'll do it. Hey.
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Well, that reminds me, Jay, that lipless guy's coming in
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No, no, no, it's that's a lot better than what
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Well okay, Johnny, I gotta go.
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Best of the game, all right, same to you guys.
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Good morning, Ernest, morning, Hey body, welcome. Hey, we got
Mike now colefatx Louisiana, Good morning.
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Mike, Good morning, John Moore, what's up?
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Everyboddy well, get ready to play us some wordy word
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Were you in that part of Kentucky? Now he's in
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Speaker 4 (28:24):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Boy? Well, well let's say what we can do here,
all right?
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So well Marcy and Mike, John boy in Arnest, all right,
two rounds thirty seconds each, so mikey relaxed. Let's see
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These are words dealing with sports, professional or backyard all right, Ernest,
you got that in your head?
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Yep, okay, well let's see what we can do. Start
the clock.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Now.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
You throw one of these pie shaped things and the
dog catches it. Yeah, uh huh hi blank, it was
a lotion and it's like judo.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
What it is?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
You job?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah, that's it? Okay, all right, this is what gymnasts do,
or you can probably do one. It's easy. You do
your hands and you just do one.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, uh huh. All right, this is what you used
to go down the mountain on the white stuff. Not skis,
but a single, a single.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
On your foot. Ah my bad. You got known better
than that as well.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
We put a three on the board, all right, and
now Migan Marcy, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Mike picking up on that last one and go.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
Yeah, so you're not on skis, run like one big
ski and you go to no, no, no, it's like
it's like it's like a skate.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Blank.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
But you do it onboard keyboard, Nope, you do what's
the white stuff called snowboard?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (29:57):
You run these in baseball? Ah uh you? Uh? This
is where you you throw a ball down and alley
and hit pins.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
You are rowing?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah, but what are You're the man that does it?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
You are a what boat?
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Sorry?
Speaker 7 (30:13):
Man?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
All right, man, that was a tough thing to got
you on base sure did no man, that'll give you
all right. That was a two gave Ernest one. So
it's four to two after round one. All right, Mike,
you relax, Ernest. Here we go for round two.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
You ready, buddy, yep? Okay, start the clock. Now you
have wheels on your feet. What are you doing? What
you got on? Yeah? Uh huh, all right, we just
talked about this. They have pom poms and they lead
on the sideline.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, uh huh a catcher's glove, a catcher's uh huh
astro blank not real.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Grass but artificial? Yes, uh huh. You wear these on
your feet over your socks. Yeah. You do this in tennis.
You're you're the first one to hit it.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
You what doing?
Speaker 7 (31:04):
What? No?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Okay, but that's all right, Ernest's good job. So wait
a minute, we have something.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
What we got? Somebody tell me what y'all talking about?
Speaker 7 (31:15):
So you said this one, would they lead they lead
the cheer or you said they lead the ive? Never
satimes you said lead though, I said lead, so.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
And then oh cheer leader? Okay, all right, good, I
mean bad?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
So what we do?
Speaker 15 (31:33):
So?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
So anyway, we got a seven. It looks like earn
a seven after all that. So Mike and Marcy four
will tie, five, will win?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
No, wait a minute, Jackie, Sorry, what's happening? I'm sorry?
We have eight? All right, we have eight and Mike
has three. All right, you want to go over your
math again? We might good enough? Do I hear nine?
Do I hear?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
So? There's some five then the need because Mike's got three.
All right, five will tie, six, will win? Bigging up
on that last one, Mike, Ready.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
There you go. This is the National Football blank Association.
Speaker 7 (32:20):
No, yes, uh, this is uh this is the sport
where they're on balance beams and they do cartwheels.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
What's the sport.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
It's the sport acrobats.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
Uh No, you said the word already, but it's the
sport of you're doing it. Yeah, keep doing it, Jim.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
You have this in tennis. You swing one of them?
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Uh uh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, oh, there's advisor. What you get six Ernest wins
eight six boks given taken.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
I don't know what time.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Give it a taken down.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
In Colfax, Louisiana, Buddy, you can try again anytime.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Man came close. We appreciate you playing.
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John bo ain't a first time Carr, but I never
got my mood the first time I call.
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I agree with day right back at you, buddy, look
at you, earn us a bad Corbin winning worthy word,
getting your world lawnmower's prize back headed you away?
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You good, soft spoken but good.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
I like that.
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Maybe I should try that. Maybe no, Earnest hold on,
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Put waste in its place? What Tater says? Woodsy Owl says?
Do you agree or disagree?
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I really thought he said, how many licks does it
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Way off there woods?
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All right, right, Tayler, you were in the woods with
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George, do you agree or disagree?
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Stay away from the above.
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Please.
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Was he out doing that?
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So?
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Yeah?
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So, by the way, it depends on where the snake
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Right there, you are. You know what about that I mentioned?
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You know where you cut it and something the blood
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It worked on the Westerns.
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Wealth don't get they also killed the snake on the John.
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Wayne had a great use.
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You got it right away.
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There's a good way to ruin a picnic. So well,
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little versus the state of Georgia.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And uh so you've studied this. This is true.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
It is true in Georgia certain parts it's illegal for
chickens to cross the road. George, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Agree?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Wow with Magan. It legal for jacobs across the rock.
Speaker 10 (09:22):
Ye man, money, keep your parents in your yarn, all right, George,
you got a big old prize back money.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Congratulations, Thank you, sir, Thank you sir.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
All right, my boy, hang on, there's a bottom of
the hour, Here comes top of your news. Right on
the other side of this report, here comes you don't
choose your morning laugh wrapped up in a time capsule,
where U.
Speaker 11 (10:25):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
My reedmand my redman drives around in a mini van.
Life for him has nothing? Life or let him do
what they? She says, It's about timing groove. Wherever there's
a screw up, do.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
You find them?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Married mine, last time married man, College Buddy, drinking Buddy
and drinking Buddy's idiot pal Smiley. We're preparing for a
free trip to Hollywood compliments of Power one oh seven
point two FM. When a quick guest shot on the
Monkey in the Morning show took a rather unexpected turn.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Hey madicun get this.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
Married guy left dance you got it, monkey man.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Which was quickly followed by another unexpected time Could you
excuse me for just a second, ma'am? Hello, Hi, honey bunny,
what's that you're listening to the show?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Now?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Our heroes climb into that waiting limousine to make their
way to the airport.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
So how'd honey Bunny take the whole lap dance.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Thing about what you'd think?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Well, she's got a whole week to cool off while
you're in Hollywood. Hey, where's drinking buddy?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
He's still talking to the paramedics. One of them said
his pal Smiley might have alcohol poison. So our trip
for fords down on to a trip for three hunt
looks that way.
Speaker 13 (12:03):
Heyy guy, mad news, Smiley's going to the hospital and
he ain't gonna be able to go with it.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Really, Oh gee, what a shame.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
But the good news is I found this a substitute.
Speaker 9 (12:13):
You did, hey, fellas, who's ready to have some fun?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
What Monica Minks, the lap dancing stripper from the radio show?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Hey, then for nice work? How do you close that deal?
Speaker 6 (12:24):
What can I say? Tripper George, I got cards?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I ain't showing no, no, really, how'd you do it?
Speaker 6 (12:30):
I told her we'd get her a part in the
movie prett slick.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Huh uh, Monica, would you excuse us for just a second.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Don't leave me too long, honey, I might get lonely.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Guys, this might not be such a good idea.
Speaker 13 (12:43):
Well you mean now we got the perfect sleeper team.
Married guy, college guy, drinking guy and stripper girl. Hey,
sweet thing, you ready to be a movie?
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Sir? You know.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
The movie did isn't exactly a sure thing. The radio
station only promised to get us a test.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
I know that, but she don't. Besides, could you say
no to a package like that?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I'm so shut up? College buddy, excuse me just a second. Guys. Hello, Hi, honey, bunny.
What's that. Yeah, we're just getting ready to leave the
radio station. Well, it's me college buddy and drinking Buddy. No,
I don't think Smiley's going to be able to make
it after all. What's that Monica? This tripper? Why would
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you think she's going a lot?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:29):
You just heard Monkey in the Morning say it on
the radio. Gee, hun, I hadn't heard that. But you know,
we're really just tagging along with drinking buddy. He's actually
calling the shot, so what. No, I don't think you're
some kind of an idiot. Look, honey, this is strictly
a business trip. You don't have anything to worry about. Listen,
we need to get going. I'll call you when we
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get to the airport. Yes, okay, sweetie, bye.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
It must be tough being you.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
You have no idea?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Okay, we're headed for Hollywood.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
So do I get a fancy superhero costume?
Speaker 14 (14:05):
Like you guys?
Speaker 13 (14:06):
You look good in anything, big girl, and you look
even better and nothing.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Hey, who is a cocktail?
Speaker 9 (14:11):
I'll take one.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
There's a big surprise.
Speaker 13 (14:14):
Hey, driver, can you turn the radio on? I won't
see if they're still talking about it.
Speaker 15 (14:20):
But ten minutes away from the hour, I am monkey
in the morning. So the superhero team is off the
Hollywood compliments A power one oh seven point two.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
He hit that married guy's wife never speaks to him again.
Speaker 15 (14:32):
You got that right, especially when they discover our little
surprise waiting for him in Hollywood Surprise. Yeah, you know
that screen test we gave him as part of the
prize package. Well, I set it up with Seymour butt
Stein's the director of such American classic films this Jurassic
Pork Doctor, do me a little and Crouching Tiger, Humping Dragon.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
You got him an audition for a porno movie.
Speaker 15 (14:55):
Yeah, that'll make that left dance thing look like nothing
for a monkey.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
You're one sick little.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Poppy, can't oh, Seymour bud Steen. Wow, he does really
good stuff.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
I like you, girl, Driver, Would you turn the radio
back off, please Holly, Hi James, so much for getting
back on track. Will our heroes make it to the
airport in time for the flight? Will married man's wife
speak to him when he gets back? Will Smiley's liver
ever recover for the answers? Tune in for our next
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sphincter tightening adventure, Same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 12 (15:32):
Well, there's a school you'll find the married man.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
John Boy and Billy, Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It's a big show on a radio.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Okay, action, Hello friends, your old pal Burnt Fern Here
with another Moeller chattering edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode the Funeral. As our story opens, two old
friends meet at a funeral.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Wasn't that a lovely funeral?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Hey, hello Megan, what's been a long time? Well, it
sure has Tom. It's a it's father Tom.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Now, father Tom.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
Well does this mean you finally stop selling pop to
the college.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Kids out just on the weekends? Now, church doesn't pay
much and I need to make ends. So what have
you been up to? Well, I'm a mortician. In fact,
I took care of really. Wow, she looks great. You
do nice work. Almost didn't recognize her without all her
usual trashy makeup.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Yeah, it was really on there.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
How'd you get it off a pressure washer? Hey, it's
not like she's gonna feel it, right, I mean, so
what was her story? I mean I kind of lost
track of her after high school.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Not a happy tale. Unfortunately, she was married seven or
eight times, had a total of twenty three kids.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
These three kids, geez, get a new hobby, right.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
And in between that, she was pretty much jumping from
hookup to hookup.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Wow, just like in high school. She sure did love
the boys. Not just the boys, no way. Really well,
how did you know that?
Speaker 8 (17:42):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Yeah, we were in college. It was a little fair.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
It was a whole thing. I don't need to know anymore.
It's kind of hot though.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
You know. Her last husband was Dieke Milford, your best
friend from senior year, right, Wow?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Whatever happened to him?
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Died from some rare venier real disease.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
She had to clap so much.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Her nickname was Applause.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Niece was a walking movie of the week, wasn't she?
You said it? Well, at least they're together at last.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
Which husband are you talking about it?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Not talking about her husband? I'm talking about her legs.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
So we hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Oh and you left those top two buttons undone for
old time sake.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Thank you. Tune in next time when we'll hear Denise's
friend at the Free Clinics.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Say, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's
a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us
this morning.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
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wall A Winchel cousin, Brushie walt Man, Jack.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yon Boy and belly.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Job boy.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Man had only two white men that made.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Me more who.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I feel? No bonnier smile.
Speaker 14 (19:14):
Your loop back. We walk over for your lift back. Wow,
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good morn I it's a big show on the radio.
If you mess an it a big show this good morning,
and you don't have to it goes.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
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Speaker 2 (20:23):
All over the world and all freeze. Don't worried about that.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Just hit to John Boy and Billibum. Okay, Big Joe
Rose on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. All right, man,
we got rockets taking off from Florida coming down in
the Gulf of Mexico. It's crazy how everything's going on
in space. And it with Eli Musk, it was a
was a bozo his phallic rocket and splash out again.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
It does look like they kind of went over for it.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
The capsule though, kind of looks the same for both
because I watched us flash down with Bezo like I
did with Musk early, So I guess, you know, basically
same technology. I guess, you know, getting them up air
and buy different methods. Yeah, that's pretty good. Well back
in the day when it was only NASA could make
that trip to space. And of course we were good friends,
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still are with Jay Honeycutt, the former director of Kennedy
Space Center, one of the guys responsible for getting us
on the Moon.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Let's go back to that phone call. I got that
faithful day. Good Morning, The Big Show's on the radio,
John Boy.
Speaker 9 (21:33):
I'm the big stupid one.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, really, okay, more Big show coming up here. Let's say,
is this the right button?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Are you sure? Hello?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
All right, are we off all right. By the way,
tell the writers. I think that came a little bit
too early. Wanted more less build up to the Okay,
all right, who I got on the phone, so we
got one here? Okay, Hello boy, Hey, who is this?
Speaker 8 (22:01):
It's Jay honeycut from the Candy Space Center.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Hey Jay, how's it going, buddy?
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Well?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Not bad? But you got a second Uh yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Wait, wait, Jackie, you listen. Tell Urskin Bulls. I'll call
him right back. I need to wrap with jail, I know,
is what it prets him just away. If he wants
to talk to me, he can wait. All right, I
got Jay on the phone. Hey Jay, how can I
help you?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Buddy?
Speaker 8 (22:20):
Well, we got a little problem with that shuttle mission.
You know, we lost you a while back.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Uh huh, and I need your help, no prob what
you got?
Speaker 8 (22:26):
Well, we're supposed to do a space walk tomorrow morning
and we can't get that outer hatch open.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Now will the latch handles rotate properly?
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Did you remove the safety catches?
Speaker 8 (22:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
We did that, and the handles won't turn. All four?
Speaker 8 (22:39):
All four?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Let's see, all right, now this is just a shot
in the dark. Jay readmon the numbers off the temperature
sensors on the evil monitor panel.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Uh just a second, let's see how did I get
that remote readout program?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Press the function seven?
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Key function seven?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, you see that little roller keys at the very
top of your keyboard. They should say F one, F two,
F three. Oh yeah yeah, press F seven.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
Got it all right?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Now, what do you see?
Speaker 8 (23:05):
Minus one hundred and fifty centigrade.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Minus one fifty, Jay, look at the starboard thruster monitor readout.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Starboard thruster readout, that's F four. Oh okay, got it.
It reads a negative.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
That's what I thought. Jay. The shuttle isn't rotating in orbit,
is it?
Speaker 7 (23:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
And when a spacecraft is orbiting, it's got to rotate.
So the same side of the shuttle and always facing
the sun. If it is, that side that's in the
sun will heat up hundreds of degrees in the side
away from the sun goes into like a deep freeze.
The outer hatch is on the side away from the sun.
It's minus one hundred and fifty degrees, which means the
latches are frozen shut.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
So what do I do?
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Well?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Fire the rotational thruster and then the shuttle is starting
to rotate, and then the lock of unfreezell.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
How did I do that?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Okay, access the remote access link to the starboard thrust
readout program for a half second, Bird, half that can burn.
That means the rocket fires for half a second. Oh
and to do that, press press F twelve, Jay, click
the burn duration field type in point five?
Speaker 8 (24:10):
Got it?
Speaker 15 (24:11):
All right?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Everything?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Okay? What's your inclination? Mostly I like bond No, no, no, Jay,
your inclination. It's a degree reading on panel four.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Let's see fifty seven degree.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
No no, no, you you you you need to adjust that.
Make it fifty one point.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
Six, fifty one point six. Okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
What's your altitude?
Speaker 8 (24:32):
One hundred and eighty four statute miles.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
One hundred and eighty four, Jade, that should be one
ninety six. Yeah, at least.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I'll get right on it, all right, I hope.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
So, man, Hey, we're having a press conference tomorrow about
that insulation stuff we're working on for NASCAR. Is that
going pretty good?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Well? Yes, of course it is.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
What does that stuff do, exactly, j It reflects.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
The heat away from the cockpit lords attempers you're inside
the car about fifty degrees and that help, I should
say it does, especially places like Talladega the summertime inside
of that car heats up to over one hundred and
fifty degrees.
Speaker 8 (25:07):
Wow, that wouldn't make a difference. You really't need what
you were doing there. Yeah, and by the way, thanks
for letting us take the credit for no problem.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
John here for you, man.
Speaker 8 (25:15):
And hey, great job on that trumpet solo at the
NASCAR Million Dollar Contributors banquet. Oh yeah, everybody I said
earth wind environmentally was the most amazing thing they'd ever heard.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Thanks you.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
But remember now, I want you to keep that quiet
because I'm not supposed to be really able to play.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
And I know, Hey, great idea on the Mars rock too,
with a bacteria on it. Yeah, that thing kept us
on the front pages for a week.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I have an idea, man, Jay, That's what I do.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Now, anytime you need anything, you'll give me a call.
I'm here for you guys. I love Nassa.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
You know that.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
Well, thanks Johnny. Anytime I can help you out, just say.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
The word, I'll do it. Hey.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Well, that reminds me, Jay, that lipless guy's coming in
tomorrow morning. Now, what's that thing. He always says, that's
a vast improvement over my idea.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
No, no, no, it's that's a lot better than what
I had.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right right, yeah, that's.
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Well okay, Johnny, I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Best of the game, all right, same to you guys.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Hey, aj, we're getting ready to play the current Events
quiz in a few minutes. You know how always get
that mixed up? Now, the right answer is take B No, no, no,
take C right, okay, okay, take C.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Hey no, what that's a lot better than what I have?
Speaker 15 (26:19):
I love?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
That kills me, And yet it happened and I thought
he was a rocket saint.
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I went to everybody's head about the bed like a
wordy worried.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Let's meet a contestants. We got Ernest from Corbyn, Kentucky.
Good morning, Ernest, morning, Hey body, welcome. Hey, we got
Mike now colefatx Louisiana, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Mike, Good morning, John Moore, what's up?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Big show?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Everyboddy well, get ready to play us some wordy word
got Louisiana versus Kentucky. You got Ernest up Aaron Corbon
and Ernest. Here's Mike in Colfax. Y'all say, hey, come
out wording here? All right, Ernest man, I hope you
made it through the floods, all right up there, managing get.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Were you in that part of Kentucky? Now he's in
the eastern, that was west? That's right?
Speaker 4 (28:24):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Boy? Well, well let's say what we can do here,
all right?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
So well Marcy and Mike, John boy in Arnest, all right,
two rounds thirty seconds each, so mikey relaxed. Let's see
what me and Ernest can do. We are dealing with sports.
These are words dealing with sports, professional or backyard all right, Ernest,
you got that in your head?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yep, okay, well let's see what we can do. Start
the clock.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Now.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
You throw one of these pie shaped things and the
dog catches it. Yeah, uh huh hi blank, it was
a lotion and it's like judo.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
What it is?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
You job?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah, that's it? Okay, all right, this is what gymnasts do,
or you can probably do one. It's easy. You do
your hands and you just do one.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, uh huh. All right, this is what you used
to go down the mountain on the white stuff. Not skis,
but a single, a single.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
On your foot. Ah my bad. You got known better
than that as well.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
We put a three on the board, all right, and
now Migan Marcy, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Mike picking up on that last one and go.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
Yeah, so you're not on skis, run like one big
ski and you go to no, no, no, it's like
it's like it's like a skate.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Blank.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
But you do it onboard keyboard, Nope, you do what's
the white stuff called snowboard?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (29:57):
You run these in baseball? Ah uh you? Uh? This
is where you you throw a ball down and alley
and hit pins.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
You are rowing?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah, but what are You're the man that does it?
Speaker 4 (30:09):
You are a what boat?
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Sorry?
Speaker 7 (30:13):
Man?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
All right, man, that was a tough thing to got
you on base sure did no man, that'll give you
all right. That was a two gave Ernest one. So
it's four to two after round one. All right, Mike,
you relax, Ernest. Here we go for round two.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
You ready, buddy, yep? Okay, start the clock. Now you
have wheels on your feet. What are you doing? What
you got on? Yeah? Uh huh, all right, we just
talked about this. They have pom poms and they lead
on the sideline.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, uh huh a catcher's glove, a catcher's uh huh
astro blank not real.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Grass but artificial? Yes, uh huh. You wear these on
your feet over your socks. Yeah. You do this in tennis.
You're you're the first one to hit it.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
You what doing?
Speaker 7 (31:04):
What? No?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Okay, but that's all right, Ernest's good job. So wait
a minute, we have something.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
What we got? Somebody tell me what y'all talking about?
Speaker 7 (31:15):
So you said this one, would they lead they lead
the cheer or you said they lead the ive? Never
satimes you said lead though, I said lead, so.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
And then oh cheer leader? Okay, all right, good, I
mean bad?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
So what we do?
Speaker 15 (31:33):
So?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
So anyway, we got a seven. It looks like earn
a seven after all that. So Mike and Marcy four
will tie, five, will win?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
No, wait a minute, Jackie, Sorry, what's happening? I'm sorry?
We have eight? All right, we have eight and Mike
has three. All right, you want to go over your
math again? We might good enough? Do I hear nine?
Do I hear?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
So? There's some five then the need because Mike's got three.
All right, five will tie, six, will win? Bigging up
on that last one, Mike, Ready.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
There you go. This is the National Football blank Association.
Speaker 7 (32:20):
No, yes, uh, this is uh this is the sport
where they're on balance beams and they do cartwheels.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
What's the sport.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
It's the sport acrobats.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
Uh No, you said the word already, but it's the
sport of you're doing it. Yeah, keep doing it, Jim.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
You have this in tennis. You swing one of them?
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Uh uh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
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