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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good Wednesday morning. It is make Show on the radio,
last show for Christmas time and we got your video today,
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Speaker 2 (00:40):
Be right now, past.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Okay, come here, Jank car.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
When it's time where I say Hey, the mad out
of Evansville, Indiana. Good morning, mad, Good morning, John Boy
and Billy, Good morning. You ready for your quiz? Yes, sir,
Well let's do it then well.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
The London Telegraph Newspapers published a list of twenty ways
couples can maintain a happy relationship. Among the top ideas
sharing a kiss five times a day, also good, making
love twice a week, and having similar taste in food,
TV shows and movies. And if you're a guy, it's
(01:28):
no big surprise. The number one way to keep your
relationship happy is A atmit you're wrong during an argument,
b share household chores or c. Never show your wife.
A list of twenty ways to have a happy relationship.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well's you got mad?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Wells is my mama raised ugly kids and not dumb ones.
I'm gonna take safe.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I'm mad. We send you the big old liquid performance
card Dean tailing Kit down Davonsville for you.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I appreciate that. Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Of course you can.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I'd like to give a shout out to my beautiful wife, Tina.
I'd like to thank all the troops out there is
safe keeping us safe from tyranny. And I'd like to
give a shout out to Delvert. Would you tell him
back from Indiana? Said, uh, he'll know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Hi, Mad Merry Christmas money, hang over with Jackie Christmas
right now, it is your news right on the other
side of Christmas Playhouse starring Robert d Raper.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Hang on for that.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Good Morning Makes Shows on the radios.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Our last show for Christmas here on December twenty third
of class coming in from Rayford around Christmas time. We've
got a class at Christmas Playhouse for you right now.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
This is it.
Speaker 8 (03:36):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode How
the Grump Stole Christmas. All the cast of the Big
Show liked Christmas a lot, but the Grump there Curmudget
at large, he did not. The Grump had a tube
(03:57):
about the whole Christmas season. Now, please don't ask why.
No one quite knows the reason. Some say his head
wasn't screwed on just right. It could be perhaps that.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
His shoes were too tight, but the most likely reason
that he wasn't tickled may have been that his liver
was totally pickled. But whatever his liver, his head, or
his shoes, he sat home on Christmas Eve, guzzling booze.
He grumbled and grumped to his long suffering honey.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Christmas just a big scam to make money, wife, and
I on the seventy two years, I've put up with it.
Now I must stop this Christmas from coming.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
But how then he got an idea, an awful idea.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
The grump got a wonderful, awful idea.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I will make a fake Santa Claus outfit with spots,
and I'll go to the mall and the rasp all
the brats. I'll make sure that every last shopper is dissed.
Next time they see Santa Claus, they'll be pissed.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
His wife said, you're crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
He said, quit your benching, hush, now, get yourself back
in the cushion.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
So Grumpy Claws wore his disguise that was fake and
waited till Maul Santa went on his break. He went
to the fountain to mal Santa's castle, three sheets to
the wind and ready to hastle. He invited the kids
to come sit on his throne and said.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Keep your list short, then leave me alone.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Then grumpy Claws started up quite a to do. He
dissed Ferby and Elmo and Pokemon too. Some kids were fooled,
but one kid was quicker.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Hey, daddy, both Santa smells just like a cheap liquor.
His dad knew the Grump wasn't like Santa's past.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
He said, you're right, Jeffrey, this sens guess. The mall
cop said, wawser his face, and quick as a flash,
sprayed him down with some mace. The fake sat a wobble,
then dropped into Dreamland. The cops dragged him out past
the gap and ice cream Land. They got in their
(06:14):
jeep and drove to his house and handed him over
to his loving spouse. His wife said, I'm just glad.
They said they won't sue.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And waited for him to dry out and come to.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
And what happened next well, Eyewitnesses say that the Grump's
liver grew by three sizes that they his holiday brainstorm
came out as a bust, and from that Christmas on
he held in his disgust. But the very next Christmas
he hatched a new scheme and he he himself the
grump guzzled Jim Bean the moral. Most stories like this
(06:51):
have all got one, but in this particular case, well
there's not one. And that is the tale of the
grump who got a Christmas Time. John Boy and Billy
Playhouse tune in again next time, and hear Old Dove holler.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Hey, big man, let me hold it dollar. Good morning,
(07:34):
big shows on a radio.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time once again for
a mysterious visitor from the east. They all seeing, all
knowing and former life coach to Randy Quaid Tarmac.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
The magnificent.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
That dude is wild.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Joy back guy holding my hands the envelopes as child
of four completely see these envelopes. Archermtically sealed them and
kept in a man's jar and Dennis Rodman underwear drawer
since noon yesterday.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Well that explains all the glitter.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
No one knows the contest of these hovelopes, but you
and your mystical and sim A Devon Way will ascertain
the answers to these questions, having never before seen the questions.
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Bring it?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Novelope number one.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
It's the most wonderful time of the year. It's the
most wonderful time of the year. What has no one
said at any time during twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Twenty the hovelope number two?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixens.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
How does Phil McCracken welcome guests to his Christmas party?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Weirdlo number three?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Why did Santa join match dot Com?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
A Yes Dovelope Number four?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Grandma got run over by a reindeer?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Why did NBC cancel the Caitlin Jenner Christmas Special? This
guy knows what I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
About the word Novelope number five.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
A Charlie Brown Christmas, A Snickers Bar, and Marcy Moran's paycheck.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
A Charlie Brown Christmas, A Snickers Bar, and Marcy Moran's paycheck.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Name three good places to find peanuts? I tell you
that right, she's under pay.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
That's what we're an ovelope number six.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Describe the guy who hooked up your new ring doorbell.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
We're an envelope number seven.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Pfiser Moderna and Astra Zenica.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Pfiser Moderna and Astrazenica.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Name this year's cast of basketball wives.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Were an envelope number eight.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Don we now are gay apparel? Don we now are
gay apparels? Describe Cam Newton getting dressed for a postgame interview.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I'm alone. Number nine.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Three wise men and a Virgin.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Three wise men and a virgin.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Name four things you won't find at the Booger Branch
Christmas Party?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 9 (11:39):
All right?
Speaker 6 (11:39):
There?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Tarback eye holding my hands? The final envelope.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
May a lonely mal Santa, ask to sit on your lap.
Last one bumping bump bump, bumpity bump bump. Look at
that frosty goal.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Bumpity bump, bump, bumpity bump bump, Look at that frosty goals.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Described John Boy having lunch at Wendy's.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Survive. Somebody never say you know that's raight.
Speaker 10 (12:23):
Oh, good morning dollars, that's your old granny clump, you know,
the best way to start your day. I don't buy
that crap, but a balance breakfast listening to John boy
Belly on the Big Show is low in fact and
high and fun. And who the hell can't get behind
that old Patrick? It's time for my spongebat whoa.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Last big show
for Christmas time? Well, well, Randy will be doing the
best of show tomorrow for your Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Thanks for reminding me.
Speaker 11 (13:36):
Sure, no problems.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Thereday bough the show appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
When he showed the last Big show, he meant the
last big.
Speaker 11 (13:43):
It's not the Saturday show tomorrow, it would be the
Thursday show.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, the Christmas show.
Speaker 11 (13:49):
You're doing big on Thursday Christmas Eve?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, tomorrow.
Speaker 11 (13:54):
Yes, but you said the Christmas.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Every year they have this damn conversation.
Speaker 11 (14:00):
I'm trying to think it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I didn't want to happen. You know that, don't you
trying to say we're not going dark? That's right, You'll
be doing the best of the Big Show. If I
gotta work. I want to be noticed, sorry like you
have been all year long. Okay, all right, happy twenty
Is it time for the feats of street yet?
Speaker 12 (14:17):
Because this getting rid of?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh right, well so anyway, our last show before twenty
twenty one, good grief, we got it all right? What
was it all? Yeah, mister Yakee Soda. Doesn't anyone here
know what Christmas is all about? There's before China takes
us over. We've got a good end. So we're with
(14:45):
the Yaki Soda with this special Christmas song. Oh by
by la, by bye la, you sexy and your fun.
Oh bob la barba lah.
Speaker 13 (15:07):
You'll make me spend my money.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I take you to the shopping.
Speaker 12 (15:15):
Mall and after world a booty called baba la Barbilah,
where I get rocky raid?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Where are rocky?
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Oh barbla Babilah. Would you like a hot tardy Oh
barbila baba lah.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It helped warm up your body. I know outside's.
Speaker 12 (15:57):
Valley cold, but you stay ow mostlipopol bba barblah.
Speaker 13 (16:08):
Please to give me rap dance, Please to give me rap,
babila Barbilah.
Speaker 14 (16:23):
I pay you nice high wages, Oh barbla Babilah, come
with me to Ross Vags.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
We under knee the misso too my big good.
Speaker 15 (16:42):
Time to act.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I call Baba.
Speaker 12 (16:48):
Barbla, I blood my own fie hagl.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
Baba la barba lah. I love the Horriday bobla barba
lah because I buy you range.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Something black and sir key tune we spash o blah for.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Peka ba.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Bab lah.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Or you could just go nick it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
It would be my choice.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Christmas on the letter PS, I want this to be supplies,
so please don't pray song on stupid LADYO show.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
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Speaker 2 (18:43):
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Speaker 2 (18:59):
Right now, this's done. I had to have everybody's head
about the bad word.
Speaker 11 (19:05):
And a word, any word.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Mark from Jackson, Mississippi.
Good morning, Mark, Good morning John there, and we got
in there from Mount Vernon, Indiana, Good morning Andy, Good morning.
All right boys, welcome hand dig your own team, Tater
(19:26):
and Randy and Mark's on the John Boy and Milla side.
You got two rounds thirty second six. Good luck boys.
So Andy, you relaxed for thirty seconds and beautiful Mountain
Vernon and me and Mark gonna go for our round one?
Are you ready? Mark? Yes, sir, I'm ready, all right,
(19:47):
starting the clock.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Now.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
This is another name for dribbling the basketball. What do
you do to a ball?
Speaker 11 (19:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
All right? Uh. This is a kind of that you
catch in a farm pond with bay. Not a dog,
but a what kind of fish?
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
What kind of fish?
Speaker 16 (20:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
All right? The goodyear blank that flies over sport halfans.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
All right. If you're not good, you get a lump
of this and you're stocking. Yeah all right, not the beginning,
but the had a bowing. Good work. Mark put a
five on the board. Alright. Then Andy and Marcy are
up around one. Filler's getting the words in front of
Marcy's on camera. The say hey the.
Speaker 16 (20:34):
Tater, well, hey Andy, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
All right, you are communicating. Well, alright, here we go
and and Tatler ready go? All right?
Speaker 16 (20:49):
This is a breakfast cereal Cereal Kellogg's corn.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yep. A woman might wear this to hold.
Speaker 16 (20:58):
In her stomach, old timey word. Yeah, it's kind of
like it holds in her stomach and the top of
her thighs. It's not spanks, but it's what they called
it in the older days.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yes, this is what you you make your pancakes on.
Speaker 16 (21:17):
It? Yes, you a camel has two of these on
his back.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't put a three on the board.
So Mark leads by two. Let's get in around two.
All right, Mark, you're with Billy.
Speaker 11 (21:36):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I'm ready to go and go.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
When water drips off the roof and freezes into a
long skinny thing, what's that called?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Let's see Trenton is in the state of New what
y there you go? If you are related, he is
your blank folk, as they say in the hills. Yep,
you have these on the bottom of your shoes when
you play football, little pointy things.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yep, there you go.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Mister Blank's wild Ride at Disney.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Not a frog, but uh uh it's like.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
I lost.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
That's all right, lost it. But you put a four
on the five a total of nine for Mark. So
Andy and Rendy sounds like it was meant to be. Yeah,
you need six to tie seven, will win?
Speaker 11 (22:28):
Andy in advance. It's not you, it's me.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
And you ready with Renda. I liked it and ready
picking up on that last one.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Go.
Speaker 11 (22:43):
So it's not a frog another word for a frog,
another title same ye, thank you? All right.
Speaker 15 (22:51):
So this is uh where you put your ice and
serve it out to folks. You might also carry a
pail of water another word for pay. Yes, yes, uh,
well this is what horses.
Speaker 11 (23:02):
Do when they're running galla yea.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:05):
So this is not a full sized version of this.
It's a little tiny. It's it's a dessert with frosting
on top of it.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yah, man, got cup came Oh you made a running four? Seven? O?
Who came up too short? Mark wins. That's nine to seven.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
And then from Mount Vernon. Good game. What you had
to work with that, bunny, and you can try again anytime.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Thank you get a shout out.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
You welcome on to say by the Andy, Thank Andy
Mery Christmas Bundy. All alight, man, I had that.
Speaker 11 (23:40):
By the way, I'm sitting.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Right here, Maka Jackson, give you a shout out, buddy.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
All my coworkers at Bailey Electric, well.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
All ride mar I appreciate you and yours listening to
the Big Show. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
On top of the classic bit request of the morning
we got Sammy Mathis out in facebook land. You let
the post of the John Bobilly Facebook page and he said,
please play Jackie reading the letter about John Boy going
to the Panthers game.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
So funniest thing I've ever heard on the show.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Based on one of my experiences. Allright, Sammy, you got
it coming up next. Good Morning, the Big Shows on
(24:46):
the Radio, and I Friday morn the quarterback time songs
as sending by the Pig every NFL game starting on
Christmas Day afternoon. Where's our classic be requests from Sammy
Mathis to John boy biller face book page.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Here we'll go. Little facts from Bradshaw's brother.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I took him to his first Carolina Panthers game with me,
really yeah, like to spread some fun around.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
And I heard it was his last Carolina Panthers game.
Is this the same one?
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
So what he did is just like a time frame
and he's just describing a trip to Jackie. Oh this
is great, like that about it?
Speaker 7 (25:21):
Well, let's hear you Carriage My first Panthers game by
Todd Bradshaw.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I get tickled, y'all.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
So hold On Thursday, September twelfth, two thousand and two,
I was invited to a Panthers game for food fund
and VIP treatment for being so good to John Boy.
Speaker 11 (25:38):
It's just like a dear Diary thing exactly.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Oh man.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
We meet at twelve pm sharp. I'm told kick off
is one pm. This is Thursday, Sunday, September fifteenth, two
thousand and two. Twelve pm. John Boy comes to the door,
still in his underwear, not ready yet. Yeah, Oh, I
forgot to tell you. In order to go, I had
to drive right.
Speaker 11 (26:02):
Twelve fifteen really more the reason.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Adventure begins keep track of the time twelve thirty. After
two stops, we arrive at the Yellow rowse order lunch. No,
just appetizers. We'll it will eat really good at the game,
I'm told.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
One wait, wait, ok back up for a second.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Twelve fifteen you left.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
You didn't get there until twelve thirty. No, there is
a run. It's place is like five minutes from your house.
You could walk there in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
Okay, keep in mind the time one pm game starts.
We're still at the Yellow Rows. One thirty into first quarter,
we're still at the Yellow Rows.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I do the same way with football games. I'm doing races.
You let her by get there before you go. Oh,
that's your strategy.
Speaker 11 (26:49):
That makes that makes buying those tickets he's worth even more.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
One thirty one, thinking to myself, is there any way
out of this?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (26:58):
One thirty two in the bathroom at the Yellow Rose,
praying for help. This is todd. Two pm, almost end
of the second quarter.
Speaker 11 (27:07):
We leave for the game.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
Two pm.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
After much verbal abuse such as stupid, can't you drive?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Put yourself together?
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Man, Hello, it's all about me, we finally arrive at
VIP Parking in the rain. Two fifteen, walk six blocks
out of the way in the rain, just to see
John Boy's name on the panther plat, which is misspelled
John Piesley.
Speaker 11 (27:41):
This is two fifteen.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Two thirty After a long walk all over the stadium,
we realized we're lost.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
We're on the wrong side of the stadium. I take
it right out of elevators.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Two thirty two Stop to say hi to a group
of baby dolls who recognized John Boy. Everyone is introduced
except me. I'm totally ignored.
Speaker 11 (28:07):
Driving.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
Two thirty three, Ask God one more time for help too.
Thirty four See a glimpse of the game on the
TV monitor as we're stopped by the second group of
baby dolls who recognize John Boy.
Speaker 11 (28:22):
Again.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
Everyone is introduced.
Speaker 11 (28:24):
Except me, Hey, whatever your name is.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
Two thirty five. Back to looking for PSL seats. Two
thirty seven. Rescued by a friend who tells John Boy
where his seats are.
Speaker 11 (28:42):
Mister, your seats are to the left, sir.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Two thirty eight.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Another baby doll recognizes him. Two forty stop to sign
a fans ticket. John Boy calls him potna three pms
fine fine seats, hold on three O two leave.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Seats, and John Boy complaints it's raining.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Three oh three. Return to seats alone to retrieve John
Boy's jacket that he forgot, only to be approached by
NBA star Muggsy Bogues, who's only common to me was
tell John Boy he was in his seats for only
two minutes. That may be in the NFL record.
Speaker 11 (29:34):
We need just a little bit more.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
Dedication from John Boy this season.
Speaker 11 (29:43):
Three oh five.
Speaker 7 (29:44):
Stop for yet another group of baby dogs who are
telling him how great he and Billy are. Three oh six.
Wonder why Billy are any of the other rest of
the Big Show gang never come out with us.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Three oh seven.
Speaker 11 (30:05):
Realize what a stupid question that was.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Three o nine leave to go home after being sent
to get the car in the rain, while John Boys,
Brad and Rick Wade inside three twelve praying to be
hit by lightning, hit by car, food poisoning, anything to
get me out of this hold on. Four pm. Back
(30:32):
at the roads for dinner. We have cheese, sticks and soups.
Five pm. Take John Boy home and listen to how
tired he was from going to the Panthers game and
how much fun.
Speaker 11 (30:50):
Weave had today.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Work out of ten.
Speaker 11 (31:01):
This is great.
Speaker 7 (31:02):
Five oh five driving home, trying to find a way
to explain to my wife and children how I came
home without any celebrity autographs during my first Panthers game
with VIP treatment.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
It was that stupid Todd.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
He explained to them that the only celebrity I was
even close to was Munsey Bogues, and.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
All he wanted to talk about was John Boy.
Speaker 7 (31:24):
That's when I realized there is a god and he
hates me. But you know it's true. You know that's
how they treated him. That's why we don't go Todd.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
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Speaker 2 (32:13):
All right, the real Christmas Eve is tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
I was confused because this is our last show before
christ but Randy will be here with the best of
the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Pat or your holidays A parrot. The three words that
best describe you are as follows, and I quote
Speaker 5 (32:30):
All right, zipp it, z zip it.
Good Wednesday morning. It is make Show on the radio,
last show for Christmas time and we got your video today,
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Speaker 2 (00:40):
Be right now, past.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Okay, come here, Jank car.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
When it's time where I say Hey, the mad out
of Evansville, Indiana. Good morning, mad, Good morning, John Boy
and Billy, Good morning. You ready for your quiz? Yes, sir,
Well let's do it then well.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
The London Telegraph Newspapers published a list of twenty ways
couples can maintain a happy relationship. Among the top ideas
sharing a kiss five times a day, also good, making
love twice a week, and having similar taste in food,
TV shows and movies. And if you're a guy, it's
(01:28):
no big surprise. The number one way to keep your
relationship happy is A atmit you're wrong during an argument,
b share household chores or c. Never show your wife.
A list of twenty ways to have a happy relationship.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well's you got mad?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Wells is my mama raised ugly kids and not dumb ones.
I'm gonna take safe.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I'm mad. We send you the big old liquid performance
card Dean tailing Kit down Davonsville for you.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I appreciate that. Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Of course you can.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I'd like to give a shout out to my beautiful wife, Tina.
I'd like to thank all the troops out there is
safe keeping us safe from tyranny. And I'd like to
give a shout out to Delvert. Would you tell him
back from Indiana? Said, uh, he'll know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Hi, Mad Merry Christmas money, hang over with Jackie Christmas
right now, it is your news right on the other
side of Christmas Playhouse starring Robert d Raper.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Hang on for that.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Good Morning Makes Shows on the radios.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Our last show for Christmas here on December twenty third
of class coming in from Rayford around Christmas time. We've
got a class at Christmas Playhouse for you right now.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
This is it.
Speaker 8 (03:36):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode How
the Grump Stole Christmas. All the cast of the Big
Show liked Christmas a lot, but the Grump there Curmudget
at large, he did not. The Grump had a tube
(03:57):
about the whole Christmas season. Now, please don't ask why.
No one quite knows the reason. Some say his head
wasn't screwed on just right. It could be perhaps that.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
His shoes were too tight, but the most likely reason
that he wasn't tickled may have been that his liver
was totally pickled. But whatever his liver, his head, or
his shoes, he sat home on Christmas Eve, guzzling booze.
He grumbled and grumped to his long suffering honey.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Christmas just a big scam to make money, wife, and
I on the seventy two years, I've put up with it.
Now I must stop this Christmas from coming.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
But how then he got an idea, an awful idea.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
The grump got a wonderful, awful idea.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I will make a fake Santa Claus outfit with spots,
and I'll go to the mall and the rasp all
the brats. I'll make sure that every last shopper is dissed.
Next time they see Santa Claus, they'll be pissed.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
His wife said, you're crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
He said, quit your benching, hush, now, get yourself back
in the cushion.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
So Grumpy Claws wore his disguise that was fake and
waited till Maul Santa went on his break. He went
to the fountain to mal Santa's castle, three sheets to
the wind and ready to hastle. He invited the kids
to come sit on his throne and said.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Keep your list short, then leave me alone.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Then grumpy Claws started up quite a to do. He
dissed Ferby and Elmo and Pokemon too. Some kids were fooled,
but one kid was quicker.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Hey, daddy, both Santa smells just like a cheap liquor.
His dad knew the Grump wasn't like Santa's past.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
He said, you're right, Jeffrey, this sens guess. The mall
cop said, wawser his face, and quick as a flash,
sprayed him down with some mace. The fake sat a wobble,
then dropped into Dreamland. The cops dragged him out past
the gap and ice cream Land. They got in their
(06:14):
jeep and drove to his house and handed him over
to his loving spouse. His wife said, I'm just glad.
They said they won't sue.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And waited for him to dry out and come to.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
And what happened next well, Eyewitnesses say that the Grump's
liver grew by three sizes that they his holiday brainstorm
came out as a bust, and from that Christmas on
he held in his disgust. But the very next Christmas
he hatched a new scheme and he he himself the
grump guzzled Jim Bean the moral. Most stories like this
(06:51):
have all got one, but in this particular case, well
there's not one. And that is the tale of the
grump who got a Christmas Time. John Boy and Billy
Playhouse tune in again next time, and hear Old Dove holler.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Hey, big man, let me hold it dollar. Good morning,
(07:34):
big shows on a radio.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time once again for
a mysterious visitor from the east. They all seeing, all
knowing and former life coach to Randy Quaid Tarmac.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
The magnificent.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
That dude is wild.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Joy back guy holding my hands the envelopes as child
of four completely see these envelopes. Archermtically sealed them and
kept in a man's jar and Dennis Rodman underwear drawer
since noon yesterday.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Well that explains all the glitter.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
No one knows the contest of these hovelopes, but you
and your mystical and sim A Devon Way will ascertain
the answers to these questions, having never before seen the questions.
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Bring it?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Novelope number one.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
It's the most wonderful time of the year. It's the
most wonderful time of the year. What has no one
said at any time during twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Twenty the hovelope number two?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixens.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
How does Phil McCracken welcome guests to his Christmas party?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Weirdlo number three?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Why did Santa join match dot Com?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
A Yes Dovelope Number four?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Grandma got run over by a reindeer?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Why did NBC cancel the Caitlin Jenner Christmas Special? This
guy knows what I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
About the word Novelope number five.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
A Charlie Brown Christmas, A Snickers Bar, and Marcy Moran's paycheck.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
A Charlie Brown Christmas, A Snickers Bar, and Marcy Moran's paycheck.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Name three good places to find peanuts? I tell you
that right, she's under pay.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
That's what we're an ovelope number six.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Describe the guy who hooked up your new ring doorbell.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
We're an envelope number seven.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Pfiser Moderna and Astra Zenica.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Pfiser Moderna and Astrazenica.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Name this year's cast of basketball wives.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Were an envelope number eight.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Don we now are gay apparel? Don we now are
gay apparels? Describe Cam Newton getting dressed for a postgame interview.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I'm alone. Number nine.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Three wise men and a Virgin.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Three wise men and a virgin.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Name four things you won't find at the Booger Branch
Christmas Party?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 9 (11:39):
All right?
Speaker 6 (11:39):
There?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Tarback eye holding my hands? The final envelope.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
May a lonely mal Santa, ask to sit on your lap.
Last one bumping bump bump, bumpity bump bump. Look at
that frosty goal.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Bumpity bump, bump, bumpity bump bump, Look at that frosty goals.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Described John Boy having lunch at Wendy's.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Survive. Somebody never say you know that's raight.
Speaker 10 (12:23):
Oh, good morning dollars, that's your old granny clump, you know,
the best way to start your day. I don't buy
that crap, but a balance breakfast listening to John boy
Belly on the Big Show is low in fact and
high and fun. And who the hell can't get behind
that old Patrick? It's time for my spongebat whoa.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Last big show
for Christmas time? Well, well, Randy will be doing the
best of show tomorrow for your Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Thanks for reminding me.
Speaker 11 (13:36):
Sure, no problems.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Thereday bough the show appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
When he showed the last Big show, he meant the
last big.
Speaker 11 (13:43):
It's not the Saturday show tomorrow, it would be the
Thursday show.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, the Christmas show.
Speaker 11 (13:49):
You're doing big on Thursday Christmas Eve?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, tomorrow.
Speaker 11 (13:54):
Yes, but you said the Christmas.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Every year they have this damn conversation.
Speaker 11 (14:00):
I'm trying to think it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I didn't want to happen. You know that, don't you
trying to say we're not going dark? That's right, You'll
be doing the best of the Big Show. If I
gotta work. I want to be noticed, sorry like you
have been all year long. Okay, all right, happy twenty
Is it time for the feats of street yet?
Speaker 12 (14:17):
Because this getting rid of?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh right, well so anyway, our last show before twenty
twenty one, good grief, we got it all right? What
was it all? Yeah, mister Yakee Soda. Doesn't anyone here
know what Christmas is all about? There's before China takes
us over. We've got a good end. So we're with
(14:45):
the Yaki Soda with this special Christmas song. Oh by
by la, by bye la, you sexy and your fun.
Oh bob la barba lah.
Speaker 13 (15:07):
You'll make me spend my money.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I take you to the shopping.
Speaker 12 (15:15):
Mall and after world a booty called baba la Barbilah,
where I get rocky raid?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Where are rocky?
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Oh barbla Babilah. Would you like a hot tardy Oh
barbila baba lah.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It helped warm up your body. I know outside's.
Speaker 12 (15:57):
Valley cold, but you stay ow mostlipopol bba barblah.
Speaker 13 (16:08):
Please to give me rap dance, Please to give me rap,
babila Barbilah.
Speaker 14 (16:23):
I pay you nice high wages, Oh barbla Babilah, come
with me to Ross Vags.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
We under knee the misso too my big good.
Speaker 15 (16:42):
Time to act.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I call Baba.
Speaker 12 (16:48):
Barbla, I blood my own fie hagl.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
Baba la barba lah. I love the Horriday bobla barba
lah because I buy you range.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Something black and sir key tune we spash o blah for.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Peka ba.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Bab lah.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Or you could just go nick it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
It would be my choice.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Christmas on the letter PS, I want this to be supplies,
so please don't pray song on stupid LADYO show.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
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Speaker 2 (18:43):
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Speaker 2 (18:59):
Right now, this's done. I had to have everybody's head
about the bad word.
Speaker 11 (19:05):
And a word, any word.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Mark from Jackson, Mississippi.
Good morning, Mark, Good morning John there, and we got
in there from Mount Vernon, Indiana, Good morning Andy, Good morning.
All right boys, welcome hand dig your own team, Tater
(19:26):
and Randy and Mark's on the John Boy and Milla side.
You got two rounds thirty second six. Good luck boys.
So Andy, you relaxed for thirty seconds and beautiful Mountain
Vernon and me and Mark gonna go for our round one?
Are you ready? Mark? Yes, sir, I'm ready, all right,
(19:47):
starting the clock.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Now.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
This is another name for dribbling the basketball. What do
you do to a ball?
Speaker 11 (19:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
All right? Uh. This is a kind of that you
catch in a farm pond with bay. Not a dog,
but a what kind of fish?
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
What kind of fish?
Speaker 16 (20:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
All right? The goodyear blank that flies over sport halfans.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
All right. If you're not good, you get a lump
of this and you're stocking. Yeah all right, not the beginning,
but the had a bowing. Good work. Mark put a
five on the board. Alright. Then Andy and Marcy are
up around one. Filler's getting the words in front of
Marcy's on camera. The say hey the.
Speaker 16 (20:34):
Tater, well, hey Andy, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
All right, you are communicating. Well, alright, here we go
and and Tatler ready go? All right?
Speaker 16 (20:49):
This is a breakfast cereal Cereal Kellogg's corn.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yep. A woman might wear this to hold.
Speaker 16 (20:58):
In her stomach, old timey word. Yeah, it's kind of
like it holds in her stomach and the top of
her thighs. It's not spanks, but it's what they called
it in the older days.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yes, this is what you you make your pancakes on.
Speaker 16 (21:17):
It? Yes, you a camel has two of these on
his back.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't put a three on the board.
So Mark leads by two. Let's get in around two.
All right, Mark, you're with Billy.
Speaker 11 (21:36):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I'm ready to go and go.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
When water drips off the roof and freezes into a
long skinny thing, what's that called?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Let's see Trenton is in the state of New what
y there you go? If you are related, he is
your blank folk, as they say in the hills. Yep,
you have these on the bottom of your shoes when
you play football, little pointy things.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yep, there you go.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Mister Blank's wild Ride at Disney.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Not a frog, but uh uh it's like.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
I lost.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
That's all right, lost it. But you put a four
on the five a total of nine for Mark. So
Andy and Rendy sounds like it was meant to be. Yeah,
you need six to tie seven, will win?
Speaker 11 (22:28):
Andy in advance. It's not you, it's me.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
And you ready with Renda. I liked it and ready
picking up on that last one.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Go.
Speaker 11 (22:43):
So it's not a frog another word for a frog,
another title same ye, thank you? All right.
Speaker 15 (22:51):
So this is uh where you put your ice and
serve it out to folks. You might also carry a
pail of water another word for pay. Yes, yes, uh,
well this is what horses.
Speaker 11 (23:02):
Do when they're running galla yea.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:05):
So this is not a full sized version of this.
It's a little tiny. It's it's a dessert with frosting
on top of it.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yah, man, got cup came Oh you made a running four? Seven? O?
Who came up too short? Mark wins. That's nine to seven.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
And then from Mount Vernon. Good game. What you had
to work with that, bunny, and you can try again anytime.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Thank you get a shout out.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
You welcome on to say by the Andy, Thank Andy
Mery Christmas Bundy. All alight, man, I had that.
Speaker 11 (23:40):
By the way, I'm sitting.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Right here, Maka Jackson, give you a shout out, buddy.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
All my coworkers at Bailey Electric, well.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
All ride mar I appreciate you and yours listening to
the Big Show. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
On top of the classic bit request of the morning
we got Sammy Mathis out in facebook land. You let
the post of the John Bobilly Facebook page and he said,
please play Jackie reading the letter about John Boy going
to the Panthers game.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
So funniest thing I've ever heard on the show.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Based on one of my experiences. Allright, Sammy, you got
it coming up next. Good Morning, the Big Shows on
(24:46):
the Radio, and I Friday morn the quarterback time songs
as sending by the Pig every NFL game starting on
Christmas Day afternoon. Where's our classic be requests from Sammy
Mathis to John boy biller face book page.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Here we'll go. Little facts from Bradshaw's brother.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I took him to his first Carolina Panthers game with me,
really yeah, like to spread some fun around.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
And I heard it was his last Carolina Panthers game.
Is this the same one?
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
So what he did is just like a time frame
and he's just describing a trip to Jackie. Oh this
is great, like that about it?
Speaker 7 (25:21):
Well, let's hear you Carriage My first Panthers game by
Todd Bradshaw.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I get tickled, y'all.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
So hold On Thursday, September twelfth, two thousand and two,
I was invited to a Panthers game for food fund
and VIP treatment for being so good to John Boy.
Speaker 11 (25:38):
It's just like a dear Diary thing exactly.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Oh man.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
We meet at twelve pm sharp. I'm told kick off
is one pm. This is Thursday, Sunday, September fifteenth, two
thousand and two. Twelve pm. John Boy comes to the door,
still in his underwear, not ready yet. Yeah, Oh, I
forgot to tell you. In order to go, I had
to drive right.
Speaker 11 (26:02):
Twelve fifteen really more the reason.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Adventure begins keep track of the time twelve thirty. After
two stops, we arrive at the Yellow rowse order lunch. No,
just appetizers. We'll it will eat really good at the game,
I'm told.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
One wait, wait, ok back up for a second.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Twelve fifteen you left.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
You didn't get there until twelve thirty. No, there is
a run. It's place is like five minutes from your house.
You could walk there in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
Okay, keep in mind the time one pm game starts.
We're still at the Yellow Rows. One thirty into first quarter,
we're still at the Yellow Rows.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I do the same way with football games. I'm doing races.
You let her by get there before you go. Oh,
that's your strategy.
Speaker 11 (26:49):
That makes that makes buying those tickets he's worth even more.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
One thirty one, thinking to myself, is there any way
out of this?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (26:58):
One thirty two in the bathroom at the Yellow Rose,
praying for help. This is todd. Two pm, almost end
of the second quarter.
Speaker 11 (27:07):
We leave for the game.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
Two pm.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
After much verbal abuse such as stupid, can't you drive?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Put yourself together?
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Man, Hello, it's all about me, we finally arrive at
VIP Parking in the rain. Two fifteen, walk six blocks
out of the way in the rain, just to see
John Boy's name on the panther plat, which is misspelled
John Piesley.
Speaker 11 (27:41):
This is two fifteen.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Two thirty After a long walk all over the stadium,
we realized we're lost.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
We're on the wrong side of the stadium. I take
it right out of elevators.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Two thirty two Stop to say hi to a group
of baby dolls who recognized John Boy. Everyone is introduced
except me. I'm totally ignored.
Speaker 11 (28:07):
Driving.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
Two thirty three, Ask God one more time for help too.
Thirty four See a glimpse of the game on the
TV monitor as we're stopped by the second group of
baby dolls who recognize John Boy.
Speaker 11 (28:22):
Again.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
Everyone is introduced.
Speaker 11 (28:24):
Except me, Hey, whatever your name is.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
Two thirty five. Back to looking for PSL seats. Two
thirty seven. Rescued by a friend who tells John Boy
where his seats are.
Speaker 11 (28:42):
Mister, your seats are to the left, sir.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Two thirty eight.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Another baby doll recognizes him. Two forty stop to sign
a fans ticket. John Boy calls him potna three pms
fine fine seats, hold on three O two leave.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Seats, and John Boy complaints it's raining.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Three oh three. Return to seats alone to retrieve John
Boy's jacket that he forgot, only to be approached by
NBA star Muggsy Bogues, who's only common to me was
tell John Boy he was in his seats for only
two minutes. That may be in the NFL record.
Speaker 11 (29:34):
We need just a little bit more.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
Dedication from John Boy this season.
Speaker 11 (29:43):
Three oh five.
Speaker 7 (29:44):
Stop for yet another group of baby dogs who are
telling him how great he and Billy are. Three oh six.
Wonder why Billy are any of the other rest of
the Big Show gang never come out with us.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Three oh seven.
Speaker 11 (30:05):
Realize what a stupid question that was.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Three o nine leave to go home after being sent
to get the car in the rain, while John Boys,
Brad and Rick Wade inside three twelve praying to be
hit by lightning, hit by car, food poisoning, anything to
get me out of this hold on. Four pm. Back
(30:32):
at the roads for dinner. We have cheese, sticks and soups.
Five pm. Take John Boy home and listen to how
tired he was from going to the Panthers game and
how much fun.
Speaker 11 (30:50):
Weave had today.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Work out of ten.
Speaker 11 (31:01):
This is great.
Speaker 7 (31:02):
Five oh five driving home, trying to find a way
to explain to my wife and children how I came
home without any celebrity autographs during my first Panthers game
with VIP treatment.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
It was that stupid Todd.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
He explained to them that the only celebrity I was
even close to was Munsey Bogues, and.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
All he wanted to talk about was John Boy.
Speaker 7 (31:24):
That's when I realized there is a god and he
hates me. But you know it's true. You know that's
how they treated him. That's why we don't go Todd.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Bed Box is here. Dew load your favorite Big Show
bits ninety nine. Since he's fifteen for nine ninety nine,
buy him once, play him anywhere. Find your faves of
the Big Show dot com anytime. It's the perfect time
for John Boy and Billy Southern Sweet Tea. Y'all stock
up the food line.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Or your favorite store. Order JB and B.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Stuff I Phone eight hundred and four seven one stuff
online services by Anime dot Com.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
All right, the real Christmas Eve is tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
I was confused because this is our last show before
christ but Randy will be here with the best of
the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Pat or your holidays A parrot. The three words that
best describe you are as follows, and I quote
Speaker 5 (32:30):
All right, zipp it, z zip it.
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