September 17, 2024 • 38 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater updates her list of What to Watch.. - Robert Earl Keen performs his Bar-B-Que song.. - Oliver reports that the “Big Girls” have slimmed down to a more manageable size.. - The Grumpy Old Man weighs in on fake boobs.. - Terry Hanson calls in from his couch in St. Louis to deliver his Sports Briefs.. - The late great Robert D. Raiford reads his “Old Dogs” poem by request.. - then Hoyt and JuniorNation Band close things out with their homage to Pearl the Dog, “Butt Scootin’ Boogie”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Ah flibberty flu. I'm old and I hate fake boobs.
In my day, we didn't need no silly cone stuffed blouse,
button busting sweater stretching inflatable gravity to find an injection
molded billy goat wauni man magnets.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
We were happy with the way God Almighty made us.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
If you had a huge set of lugwarts, good for you,
and if you were a woman, even better. In my day,
the only fake hooters we needed were the wooden owls
on the bond to keep the crows away, and the
only man made jugs we wanted to get our hands
on was holding on moonshine fake boots. When I was
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a boy, we liked them all natural.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Baby swing low sweets. But not everyone was.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Stuffed like Lulu Roman from he Haw. Some girls got
passed over by the fun bak fairy like old plywood
Paddy Myrtle Bank.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
She was flatter than a plate of cold pea. From
the neck up, she was Hollywood starlet pretty. From the
neck down, she was like the before picture on the
Charles Atlas Hands.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
She made Don Knox look like Jane Mansfield. Her cup
size was just like her grade point average sea mines,
and the only time a boy would climb on her
was in the winter when they used her as a toboggan.
And the girls, the girls, all the girls at school,
made horrible sport of her, But she had the last laugh.
(01:51):
The day of the big fire and the school's gym.
The only way out was through a tiny little window.
Plywood paddy shot through the opening life a monkey spitting
a watermelon seed with all them top heavy homeroom honeys
didn't stand a chance, and the fire bird for three
days because of all that boob fat. The coroner routed
(02:12):
death by d cup and nobody ate the barbecue chicken
breast in the cafeteria for three months because someone found
a nipple on it.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Don't ruin your appetite. We're having Bobby cut for lunch.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
All hailed the stage of superficiality, and we like it.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
We loved it. Fake booms bah.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
They're all the same.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Some are big, some are bigger, some are downright unwieldy.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
But they're all the same, and they got no gift
to them.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Dan nam it.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
It's like let it onto a traffic cone. I can't
work with that.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I got the arthritis.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And when I do the.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Stop short, I want to grab something.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Grabable, not get a fist full of a bulletproof vest.
Real boobs are all different, like snowflakes, dirty sexy snowflakes.
And if you want to talk about different, I'll tell
you about old frieda flap jack bucklewinner. What a sight
downright huge, And by that I mean they were huge
(03:20):
and hung down into the right and the older she got,
the more down they got, like a pair of dimply
old wind socks on.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
A calm day.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
And then she turned eighteen and it was downhill the
whole way.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
They bought her from going to square dancers because when
someone would spin your partner, her log flap and bristacles
would pop out, and she.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Cleared the room like a three stoochi short.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Did she care?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Hell no, she could have had him surgically altery did.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But she liked them.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
She loved them, and so did any red blooded male. JIMBLI,
dudity dude, look at me. I'm in in Brett Moron
nock toothless by a pair of backwards and a candas
called the preacher. I'm in love with stretched boobstrang and
we liked it. We loved it.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Feek always just right over that line, you know. Let's
play Beating the Blind. You all for the Big Old
Happy Herd Prize Pag one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. We'll get a contestant play next. Good morning,
(05:04):
this will Big Show on the radio Worlder to you. Tuesday,
September seventeenth, we got today's feature track from the Big
Show Box Hot singing the butt smouting boogie in honor
of my dog Pearl talking about her picture of the
Big Show dot com today. Keyword you no say my
wife makes when she's on the carpet, it's bugge and
(05:31):
has brought you by the Bank of America Rod Be
four hundred and halven Sunday, October thirteenth, the Shawnam Motor Speedway.
Right now, that's me Beat the Blonde. Let's meet our contestants.
We got Jimmy out of Swanton, Mirryland. Good morning, Jimmy boy,
(05:52):
Hey buddy, all right, my buddy, Northern Bubba ont A,
goose covered Maryland. Remember that.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Actually I'm in the Appalachian Mountains.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
John Boy, Hey buddy, nice spot. Congratulations on your life.
I thank you, all right, Jenny, Well you know what
we're gonna do lass the flat lander tater. They only
come flats and.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Ask.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
There's some questions. You agree or disagree to get two
balls for two buzzers, and you win. Okay, you all right?
Well Marcy, what was your grandmother probably trying to do
when she drink a mixture of kerosene, sugar and onion juice.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
We'll never know, but she burned for four days.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Kerosene sugar and onion juice.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
She was trying to cure a sore throat.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
She was trying to cure sore throat. Jimmy, agree or disagree.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
It's a tough man.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I think I'll agree. Okay, Well, agree, and that was
the thing to do. Yes, your sore throat. Look at you, dady,
But please don't try this at home.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
All right.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
There's one Baillis. You have a question too here all right?
Is it possible to drink too much water?
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Well, you're pointing at me, yes, and it's called drowning.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
You're not in a body of water.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Okay, No, it is not possible to drink too much water.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
It's not possible to drink too much water. Jimmy, do
you agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (07:45):
I don't hope to disagree with that one.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
And that wasn't before the wind all Jimmy, Yes, they
they're drinking too much water can flush essential men rolls
out of your system.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
God, we have that problem.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Hey, well, good, jim got the big old happy herd
prize pack. We'll get up to you in Goose Covered, Maryland.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
The first time caller, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
All right, wait to go, buddy.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
One more thing.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yes, we lost our family pet, our dog, Summer on
Labor Day and I was wondering if.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I could get a bit request.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Okay, yeah, which.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
I'd love to hear Robert d Rayfer with old dogs.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh oh right, man as a tear jerk, And I
know jimm and dog only and Pearl. I'm getting close
apartment Pearl too, Buddy. Will you hang in there, Jimmy,
what was your name?
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Summer?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
All right, Jimmy, will you hang on?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Get that prize pack. Glad to have you out there
listening with us. Bud, all right, we're gonna jump out
and cut you up on your news. On the other
side of this report, laugh is awaiting and a time capsulesh.
Speaker 10 (09:36):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
The South's number one export. John boy Man mad how
you're doing it? I say you're mad?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
You mad? I'm madder in Michelle Obama at a petite
size samples say now I'm mad. Five boys, listen, I
got our story of the week. Washington strites another blow
against hurtfull stereotypes. The words mother and father will be
(10:17):
removed from US passport applications and replaced with gender neutral terminology.
Oh yeah, this can't miss. According to a penhead who
works for the State Department, the words in the old
form were mother and father. They will now be called
parent one and parent two. May I just say, good work,
(10:42):
State Department. THO are really earning your money this month.
These improvements are being made to provide a gender neutral
description of a child's parents and recognition of different types
of families. Alight, First of all, they're not in provements.
Second of all, my big older book in case you're wondering,
(11:06):
says here the decision to remove the traditional parenting names
was not an act of political correctness, Jack Wright and
what would you call it? Genius? Let's hear from Jennifer Kreesler,
the director of the Family of Quality Council. She shares
a little story about the day she and her female
(11:28):
partner got passport for her twin sons. He so it's
not about political correctness, but the first person they talk
to is gay. Coincidence anyway, this gal says, even though
my partner was their legal mother and had adopted them
after I gave birth to them, she still had to
(11:50):
put her name in the father field. That is both
discriminatory and makes us feel like second class citizens. Well,
she all's halls. Maybe you could write a children's book
about it. You could call it Heaven has two passports.
If you're wondering why this country's going brooke, it might
(12:13):
because we're paying people to work on stuff like this.
And by the way, there, genius, if you gave birth
to them, that would make you the mother. In case
none of y'all spend any time in the fourth grade,
every person that's ever been born had a mother that
was a woman and a father that was a man
(12:35):
that ain't a hurtful stereo type. It's basic sign. Daddy
might have done his part with help from a turkey basis,
but he was definitely in on it. Well, yeah, but
mother and father make some people feel less included. Okay,
a passport is good for ten years if you can't
(12:56):
take getting your feelings hurt at least once a decade. Me,
you ain't ready to travel aroun parent run and parent, dude,
how bad is this idea? And hey, how do they
decide who gets to be wanting? Who gets to be too?
I can see him arguing at the airport already. Also
(13:16):
your parent, won I think not? Hey, all you do
is sit around watching the Bravo chattel all day. I'm
out there in the real world dressing dummies up for
the front window. Amazing. In other words, girlfriend, I'm parent
want yeah, yeah, he ain't. Sail and Louise, if y'all
have you little hissying home, I'm trying to get groups.
(13:37):
So I get on the plane and take hisse nerve
racked kits and this now turn around, shut up and
quick running, my lord, John boy, y'all have a nice day,
Shaun boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, good morning radio dumb right here, wait a minute,
(14:24):
launching super flat. Don't y'all give you your breeches back later?
Speaker 7 (14:33):
The sequence skivvyes you're wearing.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
They were there skivvyes that would be uncomfortable, well held
by gonna track here tip my breakfast later action.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Hello friends, you're old.
Speaker 11 (14:52):
Help birk burn here with another toe curling edition of
John Boy.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
And Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Today's episode the One Nighter.
Speaker 11 (15:00):
As our story opens, businessman CLAWD Bottoms is getting dressed
after a hot night with a strange woman.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Wow, that was really something, I mean, just wild. What
What is that thing you did with your thumb?
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Oh that's called a hitchhiker.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Glad you liked it.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
I liked it.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I loved it. It just it just took me by surprise.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
I could tell by the way you kicked a hole
of the dry wall.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
So would you like breakfast?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (15:35):
Well, what have you got fruity pebbles, tortilla chips or me?
Speaker 12 (15:41):
Whoa, whoa baby? I need a break. I am not
from Havana. Let me let me, let me, let me
rehydrate and get back to you. Okay, fair enough, I
just have I just have one question. When I was
slipping in and out of consciousness, I.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Noticed a picture on your bedstand, which one the one
of the handsome young guy in the Calvin Klein suit
standing in front of the Ferrari in Italy.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Oh that one.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
I really don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Now, hold on a second. Is this an ex No,
a current boyfriend?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Oh, please don't tell me it's not your husband. I
really don't want to get in the middle of something.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
Oh you were in the middle of something last.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
You know that's not what I mean. I don't want
to be a homewrecord. Oh you're not.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I just then just tell me who it is.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
I won't be angry.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Okay, that's a picture of us. Yes, that's me before
the operation.
Speaker 11 (16:54):
And we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy play.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
It just seems wrong to do a two top buttons joke.
Speaker 11 (17:03):
Now tune in next time when we'll hear the woman
who invented the hitchhikers say.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
You weren't shy last night?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Good morning, Big shows on a radio More big show.
Right around the corner.
Speaker 13 (17:20):
This is buzz nutliate with a bulletin. Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major disaster. I've
never seen such carnage, and may I remind you that
I was at the Great Danna Pass Barbecue eating the
buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 13 (17:35):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions, the tattered carcasses of
other morning shows lit at the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Good morning, it's a bigs you on the radio for
(18:27):
your Tuesday morning. Just a few minutes. All the sports
in Hanson's world. Six year college coaching career, the career.
Oh he showed us, dear year what that did too,
(18:48):
one specific year.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
A man has.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Have a little tune to get us ready for him.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I love this.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Hang along, give you words.
Speaker 14 (19:01):
Wake up in the morning, go to the Big Show.
I'd be better staying in bed. Oh me, miserable life.
Sit at computer right hero zero, Hard to type with
(19:24):
these raccoon hands. Oh oh me, miserable life. Me microphone
with somebody deepenspit ten turns out that it was probably me.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Oh you me, miserable life.
Speaker 14 (19:46):
Can't believe I voted for Obama. Should have listened to
Republic Can wife? Oh hu, miserable life. Used to be
ted Turners.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
But boy now I'm yes man too.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
He'll billy Jim.
Speaker 14 (20:06):
Oh me miserable life.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Oh what a world?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
What a world?
Speaker 10 (20:14):
I don't get no respect. I used to be a contender.
I used to be somebody instead of above, which is
what I am. Did mount the mouth to save Andy Abdao,
which he.
Speaker 14 (20:30):
Hadn't slipped me that tongue.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Wha me?
Speaker 14 (20:35):
Miserable life? Time to play worthy where somebody killed me?
Jump out the window if it's a tie o miserable life.
Contestants say they can't understand.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Me, so I tell them.
Speaker 12 (20:58):
They know.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
Miserable life.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Oh what a way to end my career.
Speaker 14 (21:08):
Man an interpreter for drunken then right, Oh, miserable life.
Oh tell me about it, be miserable life.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I like a loser to.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Be miserable life.
Speaker 10 (21:30):
Is this what's called a jackpot?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
The miserable life?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio,
got our rounds, A wordy word coming up?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
And right now, what do we got?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Demand of the legend?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Oh tell me Handson's all the world of sports.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Here's how you never.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Want to see you shorts. He's got who's got a contract,
who loves to do that.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
It might be on crutch, but.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Good morning, Terrence. What do you say, fellas hey, birls.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
So you told us last week. You got a story
today about a special season and your six year college
coaching career and us both baseball and soccer's we learned.
You told me about those days that you're so proud of.
But I don't think you ever talked about just one season.
So let's nar it down there, Okay.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
In nineteen seventy four was my fifth year of coaching
soccer at Benedictine College and ASHES in Kansas, where I
went and h Incidentally, the Wall Street Journal has picked
them recently as one of the sixth most popular Rank
six private school.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
So that's pretty cool.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
And you know my legacy was I didn't play, uh,
but you know I could recruit, and I could motivate
and I can rollize practices I got to learn later
on I was there. But in seventy four I had
twenty six people on my roster, twenty five with Saint Louis.
So we go to the national finals, and of all places,
(23:12):
it's held in Saint Louis, so all the players are excited.
In an article in the local newspaper, the Saint Louis
Post Dispatch as an article about our team, and it
talks about these farmers from Kansas.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I mean, this is weird.
Speaker 9 (23:29):
And so our players get a little pumped up by
that little boltin board material. So we go into the games.
We play three games and we're the underdog in all
three games. We finished third in the country. That was
the best school finished ever. And I have to brag
(23:49):
on this team. They worked so hard. I mean I
worked them hard and they were up to the task.
And the great thing with them is I think that
they had this chemistry and they still.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Have it to this day.
Speaker 9 (24:02):
They hang out in Saint Louis, we all talk to
each other, and I mean it was terrific. And because
they finished third, I got that national award, which led
me to the pros. And had that not happened, you know,
I wouldn't be on the show today. I have to
get a lot of credit, maybe all of it. In fact,
(24:22):
to my assistant coach named don Klosterman, I kind of
plucked him out of the player ranks and he was
still like in school. When he was my assistant coach,
He was my eyes, my ears, my liaison, and he
went on for other coaching jobs. He won the national
championship at the University of Nebraska of Omaha in two
(24:43):
thousand and five. And Saturday night, I think I told
you we're having a fiftieth reunion here in Saint Louis.
I'm really looking forard to it, and that's why I
wanted to do this report today.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Oh man, that's awesome, And we know that all of
you been edictating college players are listened right now. We'll
tell her to know we've enjoyed our many year association
with good old coach Hansen as well. And as we
learn more about the Devin end of this, I loved this. Uh, Dearrey,
I knew we've thought was gonna miss you when you're retired,
but I'm glad we still got you a little bit. Buddy.
We appreciate you. Okay, Bud, all right, can you tell
(25:17):
us all what you got next week for us? Coach?
Speaker 9 (25:20):
You know, you know when I used to do the
Hero Zero used to always see house from Me Saint
Louis right in the theme song, And I'm gonna talk
about being from me Saint Louis and I'm gonna talk
about my interactions with other East Saint louis In's Hank Bauer,
the old Yankees player, Jimmy Connors of course, and Jackie
Joiner Cursey. So that's what we'll do next week.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Sounds good, ty Love you made it, buddy, Okay, Bud,
thank by my boy. Well, let's play our worthy word
one eight hundred Big Show you told free line. We'll
get a couple of contestants from play next Good morning,
(26:19):
this portion of the Big Show sponsored by Draft Kings.
Stay tuned to hear more about Draft Kings and all
that has to all war throughout the show Draft Kings,
the crown is yours. Let's see who's gonna craft the
wordy word crown. Yesterday we tied after double overtime. Gonna
get back here and see we can get us a
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winter today, and everybody's head about the bed. That's the
wordy word and a worthy word. We got our co
workers back with us. Dean and Jamie. Dean is from Toronto, Ohio.
Jamie from it Is Ohio. Hey Dean and Jamie, Hey,
good morning guys, Hey, welcome back, y'all right? All right then, yeah,
(27:05):
it's double over time. Yesterday ended in a tie. Let's
see if we can get it done today. Okay, so yeah,
we still got the same teams. Taeter and Jamie, all right,
Me and Dean. All right, Dean, let's see.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
What we can do.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yes? Sam?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Okay, start the clock.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You got to do this in a blanker a blender.
No you you blank? You blank it out? You got
to uh you do this to coffee beans? Yeah, yes,
uh huh, all right, don't do this when your house.
Get a bucket in the brush and blank your house.
No artist will blank a picture. Yes, and you do
(27:53):
that with a what I just said, use a paint brush.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You're not the buyer. You are there? Yes, you are
still good, Dan, and I'm outscrewed it all up, man,
gri Grid did not helpen. You know that still voice
in your head sounded a lot like Jackie. This time?
All four on the board here around one? All right,
Jamie and Tayter, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (28:22):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Okay, ready go?
Speaker 7 (28:25):
You put you cook eggs in a frying blank yes, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Uh you listen for the tardy blank at school? Well, yes,
this is you pull this Okay, you know the things
you here with. You pull this yellow stuff out of it?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Whack?
Speaker 7 (28:43):
What's it called? What kind of wax?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Uh, you go and get a stray puppy at this?
You go to the county. Yeah, but it's called something.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Uh you know it's you mean for Friday.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Yeah, it's called that too.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
All right, there's the y'all. Put a three on the board.
So Dean is leading by one. Okay, all right, so
you can see his face. A right, Dean, here we go.
We're picking up on that last one. Ready, go, have
you got it? The county? The animal?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
What Dean?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yes, that's it? Uh huh. All right, I got my
rifle and my license. Let's go hunting. Yes, uh huh,
I am fifty years of age. Yes, right, one of
these not cash, but right a check?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
You drink coffee out of your coffee cup? No another word? Mug? Yes,
uh huh? Turn the blank up all you? Yes, alright, Dean,
put a six on the board. I wish I could
see her fast, all right, Jamien? Seven? Will four so
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familiar over in time amongst these two?
Speaker 7 (30:05):
Okay, sex won't do it?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Jamie?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay, let's go, ready, go.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
The color of Rockley.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Green, yes, oh, the color of Clemson Tigers or the
Texas Longhorns range, yes, the color of the sky.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
Blue, okay, the color of poop, the color of a deer.
It's not black.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
And you are when you go and buy something, you
are the what and the blank is always right? No,
the blank is always right.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
You might have these?
Speaker 7 (30:41):
Are you mean?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Let's see five a total eight? Duane winds ten days
that he wish y'all man being whether Jamie you try again?
And Tim Deane you got to win between the coworkers.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Awesome, thanks good.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
For having me.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Good job, Dane, good job, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
See that's the kind of sportsmanship we need every day.
Tatum whatever, Good morning, I got the big show on
the radio. Time of the mid request dedication from Jimmy
and Swanton Maryland. Is there, beloved family dog they just
lost over Labor Day. Oh this was Jimmy played the
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contest with us. Oh it's okay, and Jimmy said, I
want to hear Robert De's tribute to older dogs. Al Right, Jimmy,
we got it for you coming up next. Good morning,
(32:11):
big shows on the radio. Something you'd like to hear
about this time Monday to Friday. Get us up at
the John Moore Millon Facebook page, Getting the mail bag
at the Big Show dot com. If you play a
contest too, like Jimmy requests when we got your nairs?
Speaker 4 (32:25):
What he did?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Little over an hour ago Jimmy at a Swanton, Maryland
and beloved family dog get lost over Labor Day. I
wanted to hear this.
Speaker 8 (32:34):
Older dogs getting older. Notice how the knights are colder,
little solace in the dawn save a weary stretch and
a yawn. Older dogs not as agile. Bones and joints
seem frail and fragile. No longer runs to fetch a toy.
A simple walk replaced that joy. Older dogs with vision
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fading still makes out his master's sheeting green heads, seeks
gentle hand, seems to slow times shifting sand. Older dogs
have trouble hearing deer and duck and nearby clearing. But
older dogs still can tell who comes and goes by,
sniff and smell. Older dogs might not remember if it's
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May or November. Often forget familiar ways. Confusion comes with
hair that graze. Older dogs need much more petting. For
some day you may be regretting the absence of that
loyal friend who gave their heart until the end. Older
dogs and getting older, I notice too, the night is colder.
(33:38):
I know what you're going through because I'm an older
dog like you.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
How about that.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Good Morning. That's a big show on the radio, but
Tuesday morning here featured track with the Big Show bit
box ho it sings the butt scooting Boogie inspired by
True Men's from My Dog Pearl across the Carpet. Absolutely
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you like this for your job boy billy album he
word boogie when you hit the big Box at the
Big Show dot com see my old dog Pearl when
you look at a piece of stone from one of
Sad Damn Hussein's palaces as my wonderful thing number one
hundred and eighteen that you can win.
Speaker 7 (34:50):
Was she scooting there?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
You know?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
She just look said, what's he holding in his hand?
Don't look like anything to eat? You see your expression
there at the Big Show? Alright there, Well, let's have
fun with it.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
There's a little bitted dog and her name is Pearl,
and she's the sweetest thing in the whole round world.
She's got a problem, and it's about the driver out
of her mind, her rear rings feeling mighty rold. That's
why Pearl goes wild and does a butt scooting book it.
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Now some folks say it's something in her food. Whatever
it is, it's not too good. She goes to scrub
in her hine on the living room road. When that
dog's on a scooting jack. She does a quick zig
and then a zag its butt scooting booget. Oh no,
(36:05):
there she goes. She's about to get load butt scooted
it you crack, ain'tal sack having trouble light back, she
does a booget.
Speaker 15 (36:18):
She does to sit down on the ground, go to town,
butt scooting budget, yeah, go for no curl, no curl.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
When I said let's go, I was talking to the
piano player, not you, honey. Oh look at that that's
comb off. We're gonna get you straight out here in
the second honey, hang on, all right.
Speaker 12 (36:45):
Sit down there.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
If you can't well, she's about as low as a
dog can get. Time to load her up for a
trip to the vet. He might be just a feller
that could straathen her out.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Hope, So.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Because ned livery life fame nothing but grief. Parl needs
some fast relief from the butt scooting buget.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Right there in the den.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
There she goes again. Oh but screwt.
Speaker 5 (37:22):
Poor mud poor, But she's about to go nuts.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
That's why she bugets.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
She does to sit down on the ground, go to town,
butt scoots and bulgee.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
I don't know there she goes.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
She is about to get.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Nold, but scoot it you crack ain't a sack. Having
trouble out back.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
That's why she bugets.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
She does to sit down on the ground, go to town,
butt scoots and bulgee.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
She does to sit.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
Down on the ground, go to town.
Speaker 8 (38:01):
But scoot you took in?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
You got a slide?
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Is bad?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Is laughs of bitch, but scoodies. Bit box is here
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It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Ah flibberty flu. I'm old and I hate fake boobs.
In my day, we didn't need no silly cone stuffed blouse,
button busting sweater stretching inflatable gravity to find an injection
molded billy goat wauni man magnets.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
We were happy with the way God Almighty made us.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
If you had a huge set of lugwarts, good for you,
and if you were a woman, even better. In my day,
the only fake hooters we needed were the wooden owls
on the bond to keep the crows away, and the
only man made jugs we wanted to get our hands
on was holding on moonshine fake boots. When I was
(00:54):
a boy, we liked them all natural.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Baby swing low sweets. But not everyone was.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Stuffed like Lulu Roman from he Haw. Some girls got
passed over by the fun bak fairy like old plywood
Paddy Myrtle Bank.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
She was flatter than a plate of cold pea. From
the neck up, she was Hollywood starlet pretty. From the
neck down, she was like the before picture on the
Charles Atlas Hands.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
She made Don Knox look like Jane Mansfield. Her cup
size was just like her grade point average sea mines,
and the only time a boy would climb on her
was in the winter when they used her as a toboggan.
And the girls, the girls, all the girls at school,
made horrible sport of her, But she had the last laugh.
(01:51):
The day of the big fire and the school's gym.
The only way out was through a tiny little window.
Plywood paddy shot through the opening life a monkey spitting
a watermelon seed with all them top heavy homeroom honeys
didn't stand a chance, and the fire bird for three
days because of all that boob fat. The coroner routed
(02:12):
death by d cup and nobody ate the barbecue chicken
breast in the cafeteria for three months because someone found
a nipple on it.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Don't ruin your appetite. We're having Bobby cut for lunch.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
All hailed the stage of superficiality, and we like it.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
We loved it. Fake booms bah.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
They're all the same.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Some are big, some are bigger, some are downright unwieldy.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
But they're all the same, and they got no gift
to them.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Dan nam it.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
It's like let it onto a traffic cone. I can't
work with that.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I got the arthritis.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And when I do the.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Stop short, I want to grab something.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Grabable, not get a fist full of a bulletproof vest.
Real boobs are all different, like snowflakes, dirty sexy snowflakes.
And if you want to talk about different, I'll tell
you about old frieda flap jack bucklewinner. What a sight
downright huge, And by that I mean they were huge
(03:20):
and hung down into the right and the older she got,
the more down they got, like a pair of dimply
old wind socks on.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
A calm day.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
And then she turned eighteen and it was downhill the
whole way.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
They bought her from going to square dancers because when
someone would spin your partner, her log flap and bristacles
would pop out, and she.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Cleared the room like a three stoochi short.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Did she care?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Hell no, she could have had him surgically altery did.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But she liked them.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
She loved them, and so did any red blooded male. JIMBLI,
dudity dude, look at me. I'm in in Brett Moron
nock toothless by a pair of backwards and a candas
called the preacher. I'm in love with stretched boobstrang and
we liked it. We loved it.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Feek always just right over that line, you know. Let's
play Beating the Blind. You all for the Big Old
Happy Herd Prize Pag one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. We'll get a contestant play next. Good morning,
(05:04):
this will Big Show on the radio Worlder to you. Tuesday,
September seventeenth, we got today's feature track from the Big
Show Box Hot singing the butt smouting boogie in honor
of my dog Pearl talking about her picture of the
Big Show dot com today. Keyword you no say my
wife makes when she's on the carpet, it's bugge and
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has brought you by the Bank of America Rod Be
four hundred and halven Sunday, October thirteenth, the Shawnam Motor Speedway.
Right now, that's me Beat the Blonde. Let's meet our contestants.
We got Jimmy out of Swanton, Mirryland. Good morning, Jimmy boy,
(05:52):
Hey buddy, all right, my buddy, Northern Bubba ont A,
goose covered Maryland. Remember that.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Actually I'm in the Appalachian Mountains.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
John Boy, Hey buddy, nice spot. Congratulations on your life.
I thank you, all right, Jenny, Well you know what
we're gonna do lass the flat lander tater. They only
come flats and.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Ask.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
There's some questions. You agree or disagree to get two
balls for two buzzers, and you win. Okay, you all right?
Well Marcy, what was your grandmother probably trying to do
when she drink a mixture of kerosene, sugar and onion juice.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
We'll never know, but she burned for four days.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Kerosene sugar and onion juice.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
She was trying to cure a sore throat.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
She was trying to cure sore throat. Jimmy, agree or disagree.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
It's a tough man.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I think I'll agree. Okay, Well, agree, and that was
the thing to do. Yes, your sore throat. Look at you, dady,
But please don't try this at home.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
All right.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
There's one Baillis. You have a question too here all right?
Is it possible to drink too much water?
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Well, you're pointing at me, yes, and it's called drowning.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
You're not in a body of water.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Okay, No, it is not possible to drink too much water.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
It's not possible to drink too much water. Jimmy, do
you agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (07:45):
I don't hope to disagree with that one.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
And that wasn't before the wind all Jimmy, Yes, they
they're drinking too much water can flush essential men rolls
out of your system.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
God, we have that problem.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Hey, well, good, jim got the big old happy herd
prize pack. We'll get up to you in Goose Covered, Maryland.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
The first time caller, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
All right, wait to go, buddy.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
One more thing.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yes, we lost our family pet, our dog, Summer on
Labor Day and I was wondering if.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I could get a bit request.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Okay, yeah, which.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
I'd love to hear Robert d Rayfer with old dogs.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh oh right, man as a tear jerk, And I
know jimm and dog only and Pearl. I'm getting close
apartment Pearl too, Buddy. Will you hang in there, Jimmy,
what was your name?
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Summer?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
All right, Jimmy, will you hang on?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Get that prize pack. Glad to have you out there
listening with us. Bud, all right, we're gonna jump out
and cut you up on your news. On the other
side of this report, laugh is awaiting and a time capsulesh.
Speaker 10 (09:36):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
The South's number one export. John boy Man mad how
you're doing it? I say you're mad?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
You mad? I'm madder in Michelle Obama at a petite
size samples say now I'm mad. Five boys, listen, I
got our story of the week. Washington strites another blow
against hurtfull stereotypes. The words mother and father will be
(10:17):
removed from US passport applications and replaced with gender neutral terminology.
Oh yeah, this can't miss. According to a penhead who
works for the State Department, the words in the old
form were mother and father. They will now be called
parent one and parent two. May I just say, good work,
(10:42):
State Department. THO are really earning your money this month.
These improvements are being made to provide a gender neutral
description of a child's parents and recognition of different types
of families. Alight, First of all, they're not in provements.
Second of all, my big older book in case you're wondering,
(11:06):
says here the decision to remove the traditional parenting names
was not an act of political correctness, Jack Wright and
what would you call it? Genius? Let's hear from Jennifer Kreesler,
the director of the Family of Quality Council. She shares
a little story about the day she and her female
(11:28):
partner got passport for her twin sons. He so it's
not about political correctness, but the first person they talk
to is gay. Coincidence anyway, this gal says, even though
my partner was their legal mother and had adopted them
after I gave birth to them, she still had to
(11:50):
put her name in the father field. That is both
discriminatory and makes us feel like second class citizens. Well,
she all's halls. Maybe you could write a children's book
about it. You could call it Heaven has two passports.
If you're wondering why this country's going brooke, it might
(12:13):
because we're paying people to work on stuff like this.
And by the way, there, genius, if you gave birth
to them, that would make you the mother. In case
none of y'all spend any time in the fourth grade,
every person that's ever been born had a mother that
was a woman and a father that was a man
(12:35):
that ain't a hurtful stereo type. It's basic sign. Daddy
might have done his part with help from a turkey basis,
but he was definitely in on it. Well, yeah, but
mother and father make some people feel less included. Okay,
a passport is good for ten years if you can't
(12:56):
take getting your feelings hurt at least once a decade. Me,
you ain't ready to travel aroun parent run and parent, dude,
how bad is this idea? And hey, how do they
decide who gets to be wanting? Who gets to be too?
I can see him arguing at the airport already. Also
(13:16):
your parent, won I think not? Hey, all you do
is sit around watching the Bravo chattel all day. I'm
out there in the real world dressing dummies up for
the front window. Amazing. In other words, girlfriend, I'm parent
want yeah, yeah, he ain't. Sail and Louise, if y'all
have you little hissying home, I'm trying to get groups.
(13:37):
So I get on the plane and take hisse nerve
racked kits and this now turn around, shut up and
quick running, my lord, John boy, y'all have a nice day,
Shaun boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, good morning radio dumb right here, wait a minute,
(14:24):
launching super flat. Don't y'all give you your breeches back later?
Speaker 7 (14:33):
The sequence skivvyes you're wearing.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
They were there skivvyes that would be uncomfortable, well held
by gonna track here tip my breakfast later action.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Hello friends, you're old.
Speaker 11 (14:52):
Help birk burn here with another toe curling edition of
John Boy.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
And Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Today's episode the One Nighter.
Speaker 11 (15:00):
As our story opens, businessman CLAWD Bottoms is getting dressed
after a hot night with a strange woman.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Wow, that was really something, I mean, just wild. What
What is that thing you did with your thumb?
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Oh that's called a hitchhiker.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Glad you liked it.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
I liked it.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I loved it. It just it just took me by surprise.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
I could tell by the way you kicked a hole
of the dry wall.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
So would you like breakfast?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (15:35):
Well, what have you got fruity pebbles, tortilla chips or me?
Speaker 12 (15:41):
Whoa, whoa baby? I need a break. I am not
from Havana. Let me let me, let me, let me
rehydrate and get back to you. Okay, fair enough, I
just have I just have one question. When I was
slipping in and out of consciousness, I.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Noticed a picture on your bedstand, which one the one
of the handsome young guy in the Calvin Klein suit
standing in front of the Ferrari in Italy.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Oh that one.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
I really don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Now, hold on a second. Is this an ex No,
a current boyfriend?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Oh, please don't tell me it's not your husband. I
really don't want to get in the middle of something.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
Oh you were in the middle of something last.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
You know that's not what I mean. I don't want
to be a homewrecord. Oh you're not.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I just then just tell me who it is.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
I won't be angry.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Okay, that's a picture of us. Yes, that's me before
the operation.
Speaker 11 (16:54):
And we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy play.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
It just seems wrong to do a two top buttons joke.
Speaker 11 (17:03):
Now tune in next time when we'll hear the woman
who invented the hitchhikers say.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
You weren't shy last night?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Good morning, Big shows on a radio More big show.
Right around the corner.
Speaker 13 (17:20):
This is buzz nutliate with a bulletin. Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major disaster. I've
never seen such carnage, and may I remind you that
I was at the Great Danna Pass Barbecue eating the
buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 13 (17:35):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions, the tattered carcasses of
other morning shows lit at the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Good morning, it's a bigs you on the radio for
(18:27):
your Tuesday morning. Just a few minutes. All the sports
in Hanson's world. Six year college coaching career, the career.
Oh he showed us, dear year what that did too,
(18:48):
one specific year.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
A man has.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Have a little tune to get us ready for him.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I love this.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Hang along, give you words.
Speaker 14 (19:01):
Wake up in the morning, go to the Big Show.
I'd be better staying in bed. Oh me, miserable life.
Sit at computer right hero zero, Hard to type with
(19:24):
these raccoon hands. Oh oh me, miserable life. Me microphone
with somebody deepenspit ten turns out that it was probably me.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Oh you me, miserable life.
Speaker 14 (19:46):
Can't believe I voted for Obama. Should have listened to
Republic Can wife? Oh hu, miserable life. Used to be
ted Turners.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
But boy now I'm yes man too.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
He'll billy Jim.
Speaker 14 (20:06):
Oh me miserable life.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Oh what a world?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
What a world?
Speaker 10 (20:14):
I don't get no respect. I used to be a contender.
I used to be somebody instead of above, which is
what I am. Did mount the mouth to save Andy Abdao,
which he.
Speaker 14 (20:30):
Hadn't slipped me that tongue.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Wha me?
Speaker 14 (20:35):
Miserable life? Time to play worthy where somebody killed me?
Jump out the window if it's a tie o miserable life.
Contestants say they can't understand.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Me, so I tell them.
Speaker 12 (20:58):
They know.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
Miserable life.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Oh what a way to end my career.
Speaker 14 (21:08):
Man an interpreter for drunken then right, Oh, miserable life.
Oh tell me about it, be miserable life.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I like a loser to.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Be miserable life.
Speaker 10 (21:30):
Is this what's called a jackpot?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
The miserable life?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio,
got our rounds, A wordy word coming up?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
And right now, what do we got?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Demand of the legend?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Oh tell me Handson's all the world of sports.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Here's how you never.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Want to see you shorts. He's got who's got a contract,
who loves to do that.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
It might be on crutch, but.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Good morning, Terrence. What do you say, fellas hey, birls.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
So you told us last week. You got a story
today about a special season and your six year college
coaching career and us both baseball and soccer's we learned.
You told me about those days that you're so proud of.
But I don't think you ever talked about just one season.
So let's nar it down there, Okay.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
In nineteen seventy four was my fifth year of coaching
soccer at Benedictine College and ASHES in Kansas, where I
went and h Incidentally, the Wall Street Journal has picked
them recently as one of the sixth most popular Rank
six private school.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
So that's pretty cool.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
And you know my legacy was I didn't play, uh,
but you know I could recruit, and I could motivate
and I can rollize practices I got to learn later
on I was there. But in seventy four I had
twenty six people on my roster, twenty five with Saint Louis.
So we go to the national finals, and of all places,
(23:12):
it's held in Saint Louis, so all the players are excited.
In an article in the local newspaper, the Saint Louis
Post Dispatch as an article about our team, and it
talks about these farmers from Kansas.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I mean, this is weird.
Speaker 9 (23:29):
And so our players get a little pumped up by
that little boltin board material. So we go into the games.
We play three games and we're the underdog in all
three games. We finished third in the country. That was
the best school finished ever. And I have to brag
(23:49):
on this team. They worked so hard. I mean I
worked them hard and they were up to the task.
And the great thing with them is I think that
they had this chemistry and they still.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Have it to this day.
Speaker 9 (24:02):
They hang out in Saint Louis, we all talk to
each other, and I mean it was terrific. And because
they finished third, I got that national award, which led
me to the pros. And had that not happened, you know,
I wouldn't be on the show today. I have to
get a lot of credit, maybe all of it. In fact,
(24:22):
to my assistant coach named don Klosterman, I kind of
plucked him out of the player ranks and he was
still like in school. When he was my assistant coach,
He was my eyes, my ears, my liaison, and he
went on for other coaching jobs. He won the national
championship at the University of Nebraska of Omaha in two
(24:43):
thousand and five. And Saturday night, I think I told
you we're having a fiftieth reunion here in Saint Louis.
I'm really looking forard to it, and that's why I
wanted to do this report today.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Oh man, that's awesome, And we know that all of
you been edictating college players are listened right now. We'll
tell her to know we've enjoyed our many year association
with good old coach Hansen as well. And as we
learn more about the Devin end of this, I loved this. Uh, Dearrey,
I knew we've thought was gonna miss you when you're retired,
but I'm glad we still got you a little bit. Buddy.
We appreciate you. Okay, Bud, all right, can you tell
(25:17):
us all what you got next week for us? Coach?
Speaker 9 (25:20):
You know, you know when I used to do the
Hero Zero used to always see house from Me Saint
Louis right in the theme song, And I'm gonna talk
about being from me Saint Louis and I'm gonna talk
about my interactions with other East Saint louis In's Hank Bauer,
the old Yankees player, Jimmy Connors of course, and Jackie
Joiner Cursey. So that's what we'll do next week.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Sounds good, ty Love you made it, buddy, Okay, Bud,
thank by my boy. Well, let's play our worthy word
one eight hundred Big Show you told free line. We'll
get a couple of contestants from play next Good morning,
(26:19):
this portion of the Big Show sponsored by Draft Kings.
Stay tuned to hear more about Draft Kings and all
that has to all war throughout the show Draft Kings,
the crown is yours. Let's see who's gonna craft the
wordy word crown. Yesterday we tied after double overtime. Gonna
get back here and see we can get us a
(26:41):
winter today, and everybody's head about the bed. That's the
wordy word and a worthy word. We got our co
workers back with us. Dean and Jamie. Dean is from Toronto, Ohio.
Jamie from it Is Ohio. Hey Dean and Jamie, Hey,
good morning guys, Hey, welcome back, y'all right? All right then, yeah,
(27:05):
it's double over time. Yesterday ended in a tie. Let's
see if we can get it done today. Okay, so yeah,
we still got the same teams. Taeter and Jamie, all right,
Me and Dean. All right, Dean, let's see.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
What we can do.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yes? Sam?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Okay, start the clock.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You got to do this in a blanker a blender.
No you you blank? You blank it out? You got
to uh you do this to coffee beans? Yeah, yes,
uh huh, all right, don't do this when your house.
Get a bucket in the brush and blank your house.
No artist will blank a picture. Yes, and you do
(27:53):
that with a what I just said, use a paint brush.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You're not the buyer. You are there? Yes, you are
still good, Dan, and I'm outscrewed it all up, man,
gri Grid did not helpen. You know that still voice
in your head sounded a lot like Jackie. This time?
All four on the board here around one? All right,
Jamie and Tayter, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (28:22):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Okay, ready go?
Speaker 7 (28:25):
You put you cook eggs in a frying blank yes, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Uh you listen for the tardy blank at school? Well, yes,
this is you pull this Okay, you know the things
you here with. You pull this yellow stuff out of it?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Whack?
Speaker 7 (28:43):
What's it called? What kind of wax?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Uh, you go and get a stray puppy at this?
You go to the county. Yeah, but it's called something.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Uh you know it's you mean for Friday.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Yeah, it's called that too.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
All right, there's the y'all. Put a three on the board.
So Dean is leading by one. Okay, all right, so
you can see his face. A right, Dean, here we go.
We're picking up on that last one. Ready, go, have
you got it? The county? The animal?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
What Dean?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yes, that's it? Uh huh. All right, I got my
rifle and my license. Let's go hunting. Yes, uh huh,
I am fifty years of age. Yes, right, one of
these not cash, but right a check?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
You drink coffee out of your coffee cup? No another word? Mug? Yes,
uh huh? Turn the blank up all you? Yes, alright, Dean,
put a six on the board. I wish I could
see her fast, all right, Jamien? Seven? Will four so
(30:02):
familiar over in time amongst these two?
Speaker 7 (30:05):
Okay, sex won't do it?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Jamie?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay, let's go, ready, go.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
The color of Rockley.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Green, yes, oh, the color of Clemson Tigers or the
Texas Longhorns range, yes, the color of the sky.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
Blue, okay, the color of poop, the color of a deer.
It's not black.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
And you are when you go and buy something, you
are the what and the blank is always right? No,
the blank is always right.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
You might have these?
Speaker 7 (30:41):
Are you mean?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Let's see five a total eight? Duane winds ten days
that he wish y'all man being whether Jamie you try again?
And Tim Deane you got to win between the coworkers.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Awesome, thanks good.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
For having me.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Good job, Dane, good job, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
See that's the kind of sportsmanship we need every day.
Tatum whatever, Good morning, I got the big show on
the radio. Time of the mid request dedication from Jimmy
and Swanton Maryland. Is there, beloved family dog they just
lost over Labor Day. Oh this was Jimmy played the
(31:35):
contest with us. Oh it's okay, and Jimmy said, I
want to hear Robert De's tribute to older dogs. Al Right, Jimmy,
we got it for you coming up next. Good morning,
(32:11):
big shows on the radio. Something you'd like to hear
about this time Monday to Friday. Get us up at
the John Moore Millon Facebook page, Getting the mail bag
at the Big Show dot com. If you play a
contest too, like Jimmy requests when we got your nairs?
Speaker 4 (32:25):
What he did?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Little over an hour ago Jimmy at a Swanton, Maryland
and beloved family dog get lost over Labor Day. I
wanted to hear this.
Speaker 8 (32:34):
Older dogs getting older. Notice how the knights are colder,
little solace in the dawn save a weary stretch and
a yawn. Older dogs not as agile. Bones and joints
seem frail and fragile. No longer runs to fetch a toy.
A simple walk replaced that joy. Older dogs with vision
(32:56):
fading still makes out his master's sheeting green heads, seeks
gentle hand, seems to slow times shifting sand. Older dogs
have trouble hearing deer and duck and nearby clearing. But
older dogs still can tell who comes and goes by,
sniff and smell. Older dogs might not remember if it's
(33:16):
May or November. Often forget familiar ways. Confusion comes with
hair that graze. Older dogs need much more petting. For
some day you may be regretting the absence of that
loyal friend who gave their heart until the end. Older
dogs and getting older, I notice too, the night is colder.
(33:38):
I know what you're going through because I'm an older
dog like you.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
How about that.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Good Morning. That's a big show on the radio, but
Tuesday morning here featured track with the Big Show bit
box ho it sings the butt scooting Boogie inspired by
True Men's from My Dog Pearl across the Carpet. Absolutely
(34:28):
you like this for your job boy billy album he
word boogie when you hit the big Box at the
Big Show dot com see my old dog Pearl when
you look at a piece of stone from one of
Sad Damn Hussein's palaces as my wonderful thing number one
hundred and eighteen that you can win.
Speaker 7 (34:50):
Was she scooting there?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
You know?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
She just look said, what's he holding in his hand?
Don't look like anything to eat? You see your expression
there at the Big Show? Alright there, Well, let's have
fun with it.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
There's a little bitted dog and her name is Pearl,
and she's the sweetest thing in the whole round world.
She's got a problem, and it's about the driver out
of her mind, her rear rings feeling mighty rold. That's
why Pearl goes wild and does a butt scooting book it.
(35:38):
Now some folks say it's something in her food. Whatever
it is, it's not too good. She goes to scrub
in her hine on the living room road. When that
dog's on a scooting jack. She does a quick zig
and then a zag its butt scooting booget. Oh no,
(36:05):
there she goes. She's about to get load butt scooted
it you crack, ain'tal sack having trouble light back, she
does a booget.
Speaker 15 (36:18):
She does to sit down on the ground, go to town,
butt scooting budget, yeah, go for no curl, no curl.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
When I said let's go, I was talking to the
piano player, not you, honey. Oh look at that that's
comb off. We're gonna get you straight out here in
the second honey, hang on, all right.
Speaker 12 (36:45):
Sit down there.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
If you can't well, she's about as low as a
dog can get. Time to load her up for a
trip to the vet. He might be just a feller
that could straathen her out.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Hope, So.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Because ned livery life fame nothing but grief. Parl needs
some fast relief from the butt scooting buget.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Right there in the den.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
There she goes again. Oh but screwt.
Speaker 5 (37:22):
Poor mud poor, But she's about to go nuts.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
That's why she bugets.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
She does to sit down on the ground, go to town,
butt scoots and bulgee.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
I don't know there she goes.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
She is about to get.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Nold, but scoot it you crack ain't a sack. Having
trouble out back.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
That's why she bugets.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
She does to sit down on the ground, go to town,
butt scoots and bulgee.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
She does to sit.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
Down on the ground, go to town.
Speaker 8 (38:01):
But scoot you took in?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
You got a slide?
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Is bad?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
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