June 12, 2024 • 44 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci updates the Hollywood happens with her latest Tatertainment report.. - We’ll bring Pat Godwin out of the archives for a couple of his songs.. - Terry Hanson recalls the time he was fired three times in the same afternoon.. - Mark Packer checks in with his latest update.. - and Pop-Pop Hanson compares notes with John Boy about their adventures at Chuck E. Cheese - and Tim Wilson caps off the show with Chuck E. Cheese Hell!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. The big show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yo, what's up?
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This is I and where white boy Patrick in here?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Hot mom and uh is eating up.
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By any by the romantical glow of the beautilint toy
our favorite side.
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There is a big hippn of John Boy and Billy
on the big joke.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
That's because it's a whole lot of cheese, a big
bunch of crackers, and lots and lots of corn.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Get it, doodle.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Doo, im and at them. Y'all's Wednesday. Let's start off
on this hump day at the bottom of the hump.
It won't work our way to lunched time.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Meet you at the top of the hump, all right, Yes,
too much to think about. First thing here, well, it
is June the twelfth is National Jerky Day, alright. They
was created to celebrate the rich history, immense popularity, and
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nutritional benefits.
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Of dried meat snacks.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yeah, man, I've got one of the machines that we take
it at the bar and the track of the barn
all the time.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Man, good man, uh huh. Then you get little packets.
How you want to do it?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
You know you can?
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You have the season. When do you want to make
it hot. You know, man, good stuff.
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I'll take your word for it.
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To Do.
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Lily, Lily Legs, Lily's National Peanut Butter Cookie Days.
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Just one little touch like you had been wed Woes.
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Hello, Welcome, Come on.
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get that winning beginning, you know the way we roll.
First thing in the morning, Big Shows on the Radio,
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you need he listen up our three dates in history
where we're going to categories. Win it Right here was
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nineteen ninety one Battle Creek, Michigan. They served breakfast to
forty four thy nine hundred and thirty eight people, a
new world record.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
Lod mouths to feed.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Well, you know what they make in Battle Creek, Michigan,
don't you. You don't think about it. They're not just
stood at it.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
I can't read his list.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Oh forgot, I said sausage, not sausage.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Frosted flakes, idiot. They didn't mean that, idiots.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
No, actually, corn flakes, frosted flakes, the same family out
of Battle Creek.
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Right, Yeah, they make almost all the cereals.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
There, all right, they make corn flakes. They're very popular
breakfast cereal tater.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
I don't like corn flips.
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As move up to nineteen ninety seven. Police in Clearwater, Florida,
followed a weaving car for two miles until it slowly
rolled to a stop, and cops found a three and
a half foot green and orange iguana named Finley behind
the wheel. They also found Findley's owner, who braced herself
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had been drinking. Hey, he was slouched down in the seat.
The iguana was driving the car.
Speaker 8 (04:50):
Someone has to hit the pedals.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Man, they put, that's why it was sloughs down in
the seat. I say, you can figure that out. Oh,
but poor ol' Philly had to go to animal rescue
when his owner went to jail. All right, all right,
finally oh three, a Mountain View, Arkansas man spoke for
the first time in nearly nineteen years. He had been
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in a coma since July thirteenth, nineteen eighty four, after
injured in a car accident. Okay, wow, so yeah, he
wanted to speak. Was cooking for nineteen years, woke up
and said, oh woa, whoa, whoa. Let's think about languages
and were sent for our categories one eight hundred, Big
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Man need this track?
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Father's Day coming up this weekend.
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Hop on it.
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I don't know what upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the
game that anyone can win. John Boy and Billy to
give the prizes from the big.
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Prize be.
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have the best time.
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You know, a big shots. Let's say he had a
nuga ten. Yeah, morning, Billy, Hey, how you doing? Hey man,
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we're all good. Welcome in here.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Alright, Billy, you're awake. We are connected. Now for the
final phase in your morning. Let's get you through these
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pickles prize.
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Haka, sorry, I'm good.
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Okay, here we go then, buddy, in five seconds. Three
things you eat for breakfast?
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Ready go, eggs, coast, sausage, sausage flakes.
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Three languages ready to go.
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English, Spanish and French.
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Bill, Thank yeah, thanks guys.
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All right, buddy, Bantama the hour Tommy your news. I
heard him on the time capsule right on the other side.
All right, that's a plan.
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We'll do.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one ex sports juggled Eat Bugledy Dandy
d I'm old and I hate women. Oh, in my day,
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we didn't have to deal with any bathroom hogging, NonStop nagging,
pms and pissing, moaning, life shortening, misery magnets called women. Oh,
sure they were around, but in the good old days
we knew how to deal with them. We were a
lot smarter in those days. We kept them out back
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in cages like hamsters, and only took them out for
cooking and cleaning and breeding and fishing the rattlesnakes out
of the outhouse. And when you got tired of the
one you had, you hitched her up to the wagon
and had a pull you into town on a Saturday
night to the swamp meet, and you traded with your neighbor.
And if you wanted to go hunting a fishing down
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to the local beard joint, you didn't have to ask
your woman.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
You told her.
Speaker 11 (10:18):
And if you didn't come home that night, that was
your business. You just made sure to put some papers
down in case.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
She had an accident.
Speaker 11 (10:27):
Oh, and if she missed the papers and duty on
the floor, you had to teach her a lesson, so
you made her roll it up and smoke it, and
she got proud lung and hacked up button nuggets for
a fortnight.
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Wooped, dee doude.
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Look at me, I'm the proud owner of a poop
smoking she devil rattlesnake wrangler, Oh, happy day.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
And we liked it, We loved it.
Speaker 12 (10:54):
And of course she never thank you, because that she
was a woman.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
In there knowl being ungrateful.
Speaker 11 (11:02):
She was ungrateful that you spent all that time building
a coop for her to sleep in so she could
get out of the rain and stay warm in the winter.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
She was ungrateful when you went and spent.
Speaker 11 (11:12):
Your heart earned money on a brand new harness so
she could be comfortable when she was pulling the plow.
She was ungrateful when you bought her some new kitchen
cleaver so she didn't have to bite the heads off
the chickens anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
But did she ever say thank you? Hell to the no.
Speaker 12 (11:33):
That's what all your generosity and hard work got you.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Dingle dangy do.
Speaker 11 (11:38):
Look at me, I'm wasting my life on an uppery farm.
Halfer with feathers in a tea and Louya. Then one
day a bunch of candy ass closet cases got together
and said, hey, maybe we are to treat women better. Better,
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so they started letting them bathe and wear clothes. Before
you knew what everybody was doing it, all that kind
of jentler crap went to their heads.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
Soon they were sleeping indoors.
Speaker 11 (12:14):
And learning to use the bathroom and going to the
doctor when they got sick. From there, things went downhill
faster than Sonny Bonoo. A fellow from town, Old Trusty Underwood,
took his ball and chain to the library one time. Well,
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she found out about books and learned to read. Then
they started having secret meetings, and pretty soon all the
mouthy mamas in town were reading. Then came voting and driving,
And then they went and demanded.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
To be paid for working, paid for working.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
It's the end of civilization, we thought, but at least
it wouldn't get me worse.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
And we was wrong.
Speaker 12 (13:06):
Pretty soon they invented women's.
Speaker 11 (13:08):
Lib All of a sudden, all the ugly girls were
making a big broad bonfire, unleashing their droopy blossomuffins on
the world. Then they started demanding to be paid what
a man would make for the same job, which was
a crime because everyone knows that women were in theory
of the man, but now you couldn't say it because
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it was politically incorrect, and we might make a mad
and they'd abandon the porn industry and destroy the Internet.
And to add insult to injury as the final indignation,
that pinch faced, big legged, screeching bandsheet.
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Hillary Clinton ran for.
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Presidents great googly Moogli And here we are today looking
back at what a wonderful world this could have been
if only we've been smart enough to keep them in
their places.
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Get out of our faces.
Speaker 11 (14:05):
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nuted moron who threw away paradise on earth.
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So Oprah could tell me what a rotten as old.
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Hate women.
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Right now, it's time for Taytlor Taman News near zur Girl,
Marsa tator morean Well, howdy Hey.
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In the news is Pat Sajack because last Friday he
hosted his last Wheel of.
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Foote but sold his last vowel.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
Yes, he is the longest running TV game show host.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
They hired him back in nineteen eighty one and Ryan
Seacrest takes over in September. They worked ahead in the
forty nine at Seacrest is forty nine years old, and
to beat Pat Sajack's record, he will have to host
will of Fortune beyond his ninety second birth.
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To believe that record. We say for a while, I
don't know. With AI, we might have a whole rhyme then, right.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
Caitlin Clark still in the news.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
You may have heard that she was not selected to
be a member of the twenty twenty four Olympic women's
basketball team. Two sources inside US basketball field that Caitlyn
Clark's oversized popularity was a factor. The Olympic squad compromised
of are comprised of twelve best American players, and the
committee was worried that.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
It was compromised. I know, I did.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Look. The committee was worried how Clark's millions of fans
would react to what would likely be limited playing time
on a stacked roster. Ironically, they really didn't consider how
Clark's millions of fans would react to her being left
on the team roster.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
They had to come up with something. They gotta say something. Yeah,
don't tell the truth, no matter what you do.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Well, so Caitlyn took the high road, of course on Sunday,
saying that her goal is to make the squad for
the twenty eight Los Angeles Olympics's class.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
App I liked it better when the first thing came
out during the trials. She was on making a run
to the national championship playing college at Iowa. So she
didn't go to the tryouts of the Olympic team.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
Oh that was a that was a good story.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, they should have suckled that A good job.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
She told her coach Goes, they woke a monster. So
now she's like, I'm going to be on that roster,
so she work hard for it. In recent days, Jennifer
Lopez and Ben Affleck have stopped pretending to be a
couple of fighting for their marriage. According to TMZ, now
it looks like the two are just fighting, Okay, just fighting.
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TMZ is reporting that benefer is clearly headed down the
path of divorce. They have put their twelve bedroom mansion
up for sale, sixty five million dollar mansion, and that
Ben moved into a rental months ago. We talked about
that and so, but her sources were saying that she
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quit her concert not because of low ticket sales, but
because she really wanted to make this man.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
You want to go home and get divorced.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
Well, no, she really wanted to really to make it,
really wanted to make it work.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Well, why does she go home? She should have stayed
on the road.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
Gallern Hardware, I guess Apple Apples.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
In the news, Randy, You know that they finally joined
the Artificial intelligence conversation.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Well, they were in it before, but now they've added
chat GPT yes as their their engine for AI.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
And oh, everybody's up in arms.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
The guy from Tesla that I just I'm tired of
hearing his name, so I'm not going to speak his name.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Nuts anyway, he said he's Musky's.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Now that they're doing that, he's considering banning iPhones from Tesla.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
Is that.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
As a result? As a result, his stock went down,
Apples went up. What are you worried about?
Speaker 7 (25:50):
It's a big money Well, Apple did it again. They
called they're calling it Apple Intelligence. Just happens to have
the same acronyms. Yes, all right, And my last bit
of information for you is about Kate Middleton. US magazines
reporting that Kate is out of the public eye. She's
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been out of it for six months, and it seems
like she's gonna take.
Speaker 8 (26:15):
A back seat to her royal duties for good.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
So they don't know what's going on, like you know,
they're speculating. Clad They don't know what shape she's in from,
what treatments that she's getting, and still undisclosed as far
as what her cancer is. And I say, let the
poor woman be with her family and get better.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
So that's right, Kate, Oh boy, titles don't matter when
you come down to humanness.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
We're all people.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
All right, Well, thank you very much for that report.
All right, Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
John Boy Jeopardy. Review yesterday's question we found out. In
nineteen fifty five, the motion picture industry ended its ban
on movies being aired on TV, and as a result
of this epic Hollywood horror film became the first movie
to air on television.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
What is King Called King?
Speaker 9 (27:01):
Call?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
We go Black and White? Monkey?
Speaker 5 (27:03):
All Right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to a university
study funded by Hurts Rental Cars, this is the safest
color for a car in the United States.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
That would be doodoo brown.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
I don't even want to know why you show you
toll free line. Come on, we play John Boy Jeopardy
next do do good Morning. It's a big showl the
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Radio Realna do your Wednesday, your Hompday. Today's feature track
The Big Show, Big Box Pop Pop, John Boy.
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Live across America. It's ton Boy Jepany and now your host.
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He figures the safest car color would have to be
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Seriously, who wants to hear that story? He's John Boy
and thank you.
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Good morning, Kathy, Good morning, John.
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Okay, So Keathy, all right, awesome you have Kathy. So
I was wearing my wan Cheese slippers yesterday.
Speaker 9 (29:04):
Do you.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
I was just wondering if you knew what what I
meant by that. That's a and the guys can't Tayloring
the boys down the coast. That's that's what they call
the white boots, you know, the white rubber boots where
they only wan cheese slippers.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
Wanches.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I mean that's it.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
I mean you talked about a beautiful place wa cheese
for the outer banks right there in North Carolina wan
cheese slippers.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, they come in handy man. Awesome.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Remember I got my brand new paired Ace hardware and
I ran into a guy that ran a shrimp boat
and I said, I'm ready to work on your shrimp boat.
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And he said, no, no, no, I don't think it's okay.
Slippers got the gear man.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Well kind of you won't need may be glad you
got through here. Let's uh so, let's see what you
got first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy. According to a
university study funded by her Rental Cars, this is the
safest color.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
For a car in the US. You may answer that, yeah,
that's kind of the idea.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
See all right, yes you get first guess out of Cathoy.
So what do you think what color is the safest?
Speaker 15 (30:25):
White?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
You say white? Let's see, oh gon it but look
white came in third third? Uh set?
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When in snow or sand and saying that's the problem
in wan cheez. There's a lot of sand around there. Yeah,
so don't worry about it. We appreciate you playing, baby.
You have a great day. All right, thank you?
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Okay, you want to say, hey, yeah, you want to
give a shout out out to do that?
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I want to shout out to everybody.
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Everybody there. Her boys got to watches Liver tell him.
I said, uh, he'll know what you mean, Kathy.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
All right, let's go to Jamie he down in Caledonia, Mississippi.
Good morning, Jamie, Hey, good morning, Hey buddy. Any kind
of shoe wear you would like to discand before we
get going, I like Maurice Jerusalem cruisers.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Uh, sandals, Yeah, all right, got you?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I do too? You in in fact?
Speaker 5 (31:43):
All right, well Jamie, let's see if you're on a rod, buddy,
what is the most safest car color in the US.
Speaker 12 (31:52):
I'm gonna go with yellow.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
All right, Well let's see is it yellow? So all right,
Li's u clear? Number one is yellow, it's more visible
at night. Number two light blue, that's more visible in
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fog and daylight. And then of course third was white
except in snow.
Speaker 9 (32:18):
And sand.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Okay, the colors there? You been looking for a car?
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Yeah, and you say, well, there's white cars everywhere. It
seems like every car I look at is it's it's
white black and like a dark gray.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
And uh, we were talking about the new colors. That
flat colors?
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Is that all those the company I was looking at?
All those are called fancy paint?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
How about it?
Speaker 7 (32:42):
And there's a charge. It's they're more expensive. Ah, and
I like the fancy paint.
Speaker 8 (32:48):
I like the fancy paint.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Should we work something out there? We're gonna play for
everything though, Jamie. You hold on that, buddy. We'll get
you a prize back, one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of Bull's not cleaning products. Head to til you down,
mississipp cool. Thank you all right, buddies, Why are we
gonna jump out and cut you up the phone? You're
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If I were the songwriter, I would have gone a
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I look ald right?
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And when Bill Silvers is here, chances are there's a
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Right now, he's on the count in Saint Louis, formally retired.
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Who's who? Might be on crack the Show present Sorceres.
Speaker 10 (39:49):
All right, Good morning, Terrence, Happy Wednesday, fellows.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
This is the Buddy Will.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Starting out last week, we talked about the two of
your children pictures taking us let leaving on Michael Jordan
on my couch. Well, I wound up with it. Wife
gave it a good will, long story. Never mind the Pelee. Yes,
Peley was holding Elizabeth. Uh, your youngest daughter, Liz, and
who you insist on calling Elizabeth?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Oh that was Amy. Yeah, you look just like Liz
when I saw it when she was little.
Speaker 15 (40:21):
Okay, I do want to talk about Liz right now,
because I left her out.
Speaker 10 (40:24):
Okay, But Amy and Joe Elizabeth we were in Florida
and we had a party at her house and NBC
people and Pat Summer all sitting there and said, Lee,
Corvino does got here. Five minutes later, I wait to
go up there. I don't see him he's in the
garage on his knees, saying, Kerry Lizen and I are
trying to find your cat. I said, we don't have
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a cat, Covino says, and I wonder I can't find
the dam.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Alright, So with them gores down the road, you were
for Ted Turner, all about the braves and sports. I've
been waiting to hear about the three times you got
fired in one afternoon.
Speaker 15 (41:02):
Yeah, that was not too easy. We made the playoffs
in soccer.
Speaker 10 (41:06):
I was the general manager and we rested four players
at a game in Chicago because we made the playoffs.
And Robert Westler was a fellow that I reported to.
He'd been to the President's CBS and he was really
head of soccer. So I reported to Hym and Ted
and we lost four to nothing. And he's from Chicago
and he had all these people there from his neighborhood
and he was upset.
Speaker 15 (41:26):
I mean, he was embarrassed. I wasn't there.
Speaker 10 (41:29):
So he calls me at home and he says, we're
firing the coach tomorrow. I want you to call a
news conference. So the next morning I'm thinking I can't
do this. He's going to make a jerk of himself.
He can't do that kind of stuff. So I drove
over to his office and I waited for him to
get in town. And he walks in and he goes,
what kinds of news conference? I said, I didn't call one.
(41:49):
He goes, Okay, then you're fired, and he walks out.
And I waited like twenty twenty five minutes. I don't
know what else to do, and I'm sitting there and
he walks in and he goes, so you're still here, huh, Well, listen,
you're fired. And he leaves and he comes back like
forty five minutes later with the chief financial officer, who
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says to me, do we have to call security?
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (42:13):
And I said I don't know. So they leave again
and that when the Secretary of hollers in there. Are
you okay?
Speaker 15 (42:21):
And I said, I think I'm just waiting for security.
So then he comes back in.
Speaker 10 (42:25):
He said, okay, listen, I want that coach in that
conference room tonight in two hours. So I called him
and I said, but I don't work for you anymore.
Speaker 15 (42:33):
He said, don't push it.
Speaker 10 (42:34):
So we get in the conference room and he plays
nice with the coach. He doesn't say one thing that's foul.
Now I get a little upset with him. I said,
what the heck would you have done about it?
Speaker 15 (42:44):
Calling the cops? He said, Oh, I knew you wouldn't
call it.
Speaker 10 (42:48):
Really, I mean, I just went to four hours of torture,
and now this guy is telling me he knew I
wouldn't do it.
Speaker 15 (42:55):
So then three months later, however, he named me the
head of TV escorts. So it's all worked out.
Speaker 5 (42:59):
Okay, that is wild Hansen's world of sports unbelievable. Uh,
you've been talking about college baseball World Series, Pack, joins
us in about an hour, all about that. But Tennessee
falls man Tony the coach, son of one of your
best friends ever.
Speaker 10 (43:16):
Tony Vykello could be the best baseball coach in the
country right now at Tennessee. He's been not since twenty
and eighteen, and he credits his father with all of
his success. His father, Greg Vtello, is a legendary high
school coach here in Saint Louis, and he coached soccer
and baseball. He was my teammate when we played in college.
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He was in Patty and I's wedding, So and last
time I saw Tony was in November when Greg went
into the Missouri Hall of Fame. He's been there since
twenty eighteen. His winning percentage is seventy two point four.
You can believe that. But being Omaha, and he's gonna
be playing Florida State when he get there. So I'm
so you guys watching pull far.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yeah, it's gonna be pulling for the anyway.
Speaker 16 (44:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Thank you, good stuff. All right, what's on tap next week?
Right quick?
Speaker 14 (44:04):
Terrence?
Speaker 15 (44:04):
I think we're gonna talk about me firing Bob Gibson.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
All right, good deal, Let's turn the tables here, listen,
here you go. Okay, thank you, Terry.
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d I'm old and I hate women. Oh, in my day,
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Right now, it's time for Taytlor Taman News near zur Girl,
Marsa tator morean Well, howdy Hey.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
In the news is Pat Sajack because last Friday he
hosted his last Wheel of.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Foote but sold his last vowel.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
Yes, he is the longest running TV game show host.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
They hired him back in nineteen eighty one and Ryan
Seacrest takes over in September. They worked ahead in the
forty nine at Seacrest is forty nine years old, and
to beat Pat Sajack's record, he will have to host
will of Fortune beyond his ninety second birth.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
To believe that record. We say for a while, I
don't know. With AI, we might have a whole rhyme then, right.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
Caitlin Clark still in the news.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
You may have heard that she was not selected to
be a member of the twenty twenty four Olympic women's
basketball team. Two sources inside US basketball field that Caitlyn
Clark's oversized popularity was a factor. The Olympic squad compromised
of are comprised of twelve best American players, and the
committee was worried that.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
It was compromised. I know, I did.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Look. The committee was worried how Clark's millions of fans
would react to what would likely be limited playing time
on a stacked roster. Ironically, they really didn't consider how
Clark's millions of fans would react to her being left
on the team roster.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
They had to come up with something. They gotta say something. Yeah,
don't tell the truth, no matter what you do.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Well, so Caitlyn took the high road, of course on Sunday,
saying that her goal is to make the squad for
the twenty eight Los Angeles Olympics's class.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
App I liked it better when the first thing came
out during the trials. She was on making a run
to the national championship playing college at Iowa. So she
didn't go to the tryouts of the Olympic team.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
Oh that was a that was a good story.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, they should have suckled that A good job.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
She told her coach Goes, they woke a monster. So
now she's like, I'm going to be on that roster,
so she work hard for it. In recent days, Jennifer
Lopez and Ben Affleck have stopped pretending to be a
couple of fighting for their marriage. According to TMZ, now
it looks like the two are just fighting, Okay, just fighting.
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TMZ is reporting that benefer is clearly headed down the
path of divorce. They have put their twelve bedroom mansion
up for sale, sixty five million dollar mansion, and that
Ben moved into a rental months ago. We talked about
that and so, but her sources were saying that she
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quit her concert not because of low ticket sales, but
because she really wanted to make this man.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
You want to go home and get divorced.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
Well, no, she really wanted to really to make it,
really wanted to make it work.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Well, why does she go home? She should have stayed
on the road.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
Gallern Hardware, I guess Apple Apples.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
In the news, Randy, You know that they finally joined
the Artificial intelligence conversation.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Well, they were in it before, but now they've added
chat GPT yes as their their engine for AI.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
And oh, everybody's up in arms.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
The guy from Tesla that I just I'm tired of
hearing his name, so I'm not going to speak his name.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Nuts anyway, he said he's Musky's.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Now that they're doing that, he's considering banning iPhones from Tesla.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
Is that.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
As a result? As a result, his stock went down,
Apples went up. What are you worried about?
Speaker 7 (25:50):
It's a big money Well, Apple did it again. They
called they're calling it Apple Intelligence. Just happens to have
the same acronyms. Yes, all right, And my last bit
of information for you is about Kate Middleton. US magazines
reporting that Kate is out of the public eye. She's
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been out of it for six months, and it seems
like she's gonna take.
Speaker 8 (26:15):
A back seat to her royal duties for good.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
So they don't know what's going on, like you know,
they're speculating. Clad They don't know what shape she's in from,
what treatments that she's getting, and still undisclosed as far
as what her cancer is. And I say, let the
poor woman be with her family and get better.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
So that's right, Kate, Oh boy, titles don't matter when
you come down to humanness.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
We're all people.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
All right, Well, thank you very much for that report.
All right, Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
John Boy Jeopardy. Review yesterday's question we found out. In
nineteen fifty five, the motion picture industry ended its ban
on movies being aired on TV, and as a result
of this epic Hollywood horror film became the first movie
to air on television.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
What is King Called King?
Speaker 9 (27:01):
Call?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
We go Black and White? Monkey?
Speaker 5 (27:03):
All Right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to a university
study funded by Hurts Rental Cars, this is the safest
color for a car in the United States.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
That would be doodoo brown.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
I don't even want to know why you show you
toll free line. Come on, we play John Boy Jeopardy
next do do good Morning. It's a big showl the
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He figures the safest car color would have to be
mary Ka Cosmetics peek because.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Seriously, who wants to hear that story? He's John Boy
and thank you.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
That's the Hey to Kathy out the wan Cheese North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Good morning, Kathy, Good morning, John.
Speaker 15 (28:48):
Excited, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Okay, So Keathy, all right, awesome you have Kathy. So
I was wearing my wan Cheese slippers yesterday.
Speaker 9 (29:04):
Do you.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
I was just wondering if you knew what what I
meant by that. That's a and the guys can't Tayloring
the boys down the coast. That's that's what they call
the white boots, you know, the white rubber boots where
they only wan cheese slippers.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
Wanches.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I mean that's it.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
I mean you talked about a beautiful place wa cheese
for the outer banks right there in North Carolina wan
cheese slippers.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, they come in handy man. Awesome.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Remember I got my brand new paired Ace hardware and
I ran into a guy that ran a shrimp boat
and I said, I'm ready to work on your shrimp boat.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
And he said, no, no, no, I don't think it's okay.
Slippers got the gear man.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Well kind of you won't need may be glad you
got through here. Let's uh so, let's see what you
got first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy. According to a
university study funded by her Rental Cars, this is the
safest color.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
For a car in the US. You may answer that, yeah,
that's kind of the idea.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
See all right, yes you get first guess out of Cathoy.
So what do you think what color is the safest?
Speaker 15 (30:25):
White?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
You say white? Let's see, oh gon it but look
white came in third third? Uh set?
Speaker 5 (30:39):
When in snow or sand and saying that's the problem
in wan cheez. There's a lot of sand around there. Yeah,
so don't worry about it. We appreciate you playing, baby.
You have a great day. All right, thank you?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Okay, you want to say, hey, yeah, you want to
give a shout out out to do that?
Speaker 5 (31:02):
I want to shout out to everybody.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Everybody there. Her boys got to watches Liver tell him.
I said, uh, he'll know what you mean, Kathy.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
All right, let's go to Jamie he down in Caledonia, Mississippi.
Good morning, Jamie, Hey, good morning, Hey buddy. Any kind
of shoe wear you would like to discand before we
get going, I like Maurice Jerusalem cruisers.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Uh, sandals, Yeah, all right, got you?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I do too? You in in fact?
Speaker 5 (31:43):
All right, well Jamie, let's see if you're on a rod, buddy,
what is the most safest car color in the US.
Speaker 12 (31:52):
I'm gonna go with yellow.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
All right, Well let's see is it yellow? So all right,
Li's u clear? Number one is yellow, it's more visible
at night. Number two light blue, that's more visible in
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fog and daylight. And then of course third was white
except in snow.
Speaker 9 (32:18):
And sand.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Okay, the colors there? You been looking for a car?
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Yeah, and you say, well, there's white cars everywhere. It
seems like every car I look at is it's it's
white black and like a dark gray.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
And uh, we were talking about the new colors. That
flat colors?
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Is that all those the company I was looking at?
All those are called fancy paint?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
How about it?
Speaker 7 (32:42):
And there's a charge. It's they're more expensive. Ah, and
I like the fancy paint.
Speaker 8 (32:48):
I like the fancy paint.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Should we work something out there? We're gonna play for
everything though, Jamie. You hold on that, buddy. We'll get
you a prize back, one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of Bull's not cleaning products. Head to til you down,
mississipp cool. Thank you all right, buddies, Why are we
gonna jump out and cut you up the phone? You're
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that Garding and his guitar on the side Bill Simmer's brand.
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You dropped in one a minute, had no man hang
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My wedding song was wonderful tonight by air laughing and
the song if you think about it lyrically, it's just stupid.
Speaker 12 (34:04):
If I were the songwriter, I would have gone a
different way.
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It starts off fine, it's lead in the evening, she's
wandering what close to her. She puts on a make up,
brushes her long blonde hair, and she asked me, do
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I look ald right?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
And I said, hurry up, you won't find it's about
to be there right night, getting aparts.
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Midnight, Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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He is greetings all, it's Bill Silvers. You're welcome.
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And when Bill Silvers is here, chances are there's a
big fat bullseye on the confuser in chief, old Bozo
Joe Biden. But let's be fair, that's not the best
presidential nickname. I mean, throughout history, presidents have been given
monikers that reflected their legacy. Lincoln was Honest Abe and
the Great Emancipator. Andrew Jackson was Old Hickory. Ronald Reagan
the great Communicator. Bill Clinton was slick Willie. Of course,
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Hillary had a lot of other names for him, but
not radio Friendrick. But it's not only right that Joe
Biden's legacy is reflected in his historical moniker. I certainly
think so so. From the Home Office in the stockroom
at Happy Hunter's Crackpipe Emporium, and topless underage laptop repair.
The top ten presidential nicknames for Joe Obiden Number ten
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El Nada Bordero that means no border for slotating number nine,
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grown up kid from Deliverance. Number six, the Scranton Creeper.
Number five, Pecker from Delaware. I'll let the room settle
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Number three Pinocchi Joe number two, Obama's bias, and the
number one presidential nickname for Joe Biden old dumbass.
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Longtime big show buddy Bert Chryscher during his midweek swing.
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We had him on a couple of weeks ago.
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Tell us about the Fully Loaded Comedy Festival as tour
days learned our big show cities. Tomorrow he'll be in Macon,
Georgia the Atrium Health Amphitheater. Remember when we had the
COVID deal, Bert was doing drive in movie shows.
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is so awesome.
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It's perfect from taking shirt off.
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Instead of laughing, people blow their horn. That's true.
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We'll tell you all about that coming up summer.
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Right now, he's on the count in Saint Louis, formally retired.
Amn Toby hands Paula on the sports Here's how you
never want to see you shorts. He's got spooks on
Who's God a contact?
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Who's who? Might be on crack the Show present Sorceres.
Speaker 10 (39:49):
All right, Good morning, Terrence, Happy Wednesday, fellows.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
This is the Buddy Will.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Starting out last week, we talked about the two of
your children pictures taking us let leaving on Michael Jordan
on my couch. Well, I wound up with it. Wife
gave it a good will, long story. Never mind the Pelee. Yes,
Peley was holding Elizabeth. Uh, your youngest daughter, Liz, and
who you insist on calling Elizabeth?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Oh that was Amy. Yeah, you look just like Liz
when I saw it when she was little.
Speaker 15 (40:21):
Okay, I do want to talk about Liz right now,
because I left her out.
Speaker 10 (40:24):
Okay, But Amy and Joe Elizabeth we were in Florida
and we had a party at her house and NBC
people and Pat Summer all sitting there and said, Lee,
Corvino does got here. Five minutes later, I wait to
go up there. I don't see him he's in the
garage on his knees, saying, Kerry Lizen and I are
trying to find your cat. I said, we don't have
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a cat, Covino says, and I wonder I can't find
the dam.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Alright, So with them gores down the road, you were
for Ted Turner, all about the braves and sports. I've
been waiting to hear about the three times you got
fired in one afternoon.
Speaker 15 (41:02):
Yeah, that was not too easy. We made the playoffs
in soccer.
Speaker 10 (41:06):
I was the general manager and we rested four players
at a game in Chicago because we made the playoffs.
And Robert Westler was a fellow that I reported to.
He'd been to the President's CBS and he was really
head of soccer. So I reported to Hym and Ted
and we lost four to nothing. And he's from Chicago
and he had all these people there from his neighborhood
and he was upset.
Speaker 15 (41:26):
I mean, he was embarrassed. I wasn't there.
Speaker 10 (41:29):
So he calls me at home and he says, we're
firing the coach tomorrow. I want you to call a
news conference. So the next morning I'm thinking I can't
do this. He's going to make a jerk of himself.
He can't do that kind of stuff. So I drove
over to his office and I waited for him to
get in town. And he walks in and he goes,
what kinds of news conference? I said, I didn't call one.
(41:49):
He goes, Okay, then you're fired, and he walks out.
And I waited like twenty twenty five minutes. I don't
know what else to do, and I'm sitting there and
he walks in and he goes, so you're still here, huh, Well, listen,
you're fired. And he leaves and he comes back like
forty five minutes later with the chief financial officer, who
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says to me, do we have to call security?
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (42:13):
And I said I don't know. So they leave again
and that when the Secretary of hollers in there. Are
you okay?
Speaker 15 (42:21):
And I said, I think I'm just waiting for security.
So then he comes back in.
Speaker 10 (42:25):
He said, okay, listen, I want that coach in that
conference room tonight in two hours. So I called him
and I said, but I don't work for you anymore.
Speaker 15 (42:33):
He said, don't push it.
Speaker 10 (42:34):
So we get in the conference room and he plays
nice with the coach. He doesn't say one thing that's foul.
Now I get a little upset with him. I said,
what the heck would you have done about it?
Speaker 15 (42:44):
Calling the cops? He said, Oh, I knew you wouldn't
call it.
Speaker 10 (42:48):
Really, I mean, I just went to four hours of torture,
and now this guy is telling me he knew I
wouldn't do it.
Speaker 15 (42:55):
So then three months later, however, he named me the
head of TV escorts. So it's all worked out.
Speaker 5 (42:59):
Okay, that is wild Hansen's world of sports unbelievable. Uh,
you've been talking about college baseball World Series, Pack, joins
us in about an hour, all about that. But Tennessee
falls man Tony the coach, son of one of your
best friends ever.
Speaker 10 (43:16):
Tony Vykello could be the best baseball coach in the
country right now at Tennessee. He's been not since twenty
and eighteen, and he credits his father with all of
his success. His father, Greg Vtello, is a legendary high
school coach here in Saint Louis, and he coached soccer
and baseball. He was my teammate when we played in college.
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He was in Patty and I's wedding, So and last
time I saw Tony was in November when Greg went
into the Missouri Hall of Fame. He's been there since
twenty eighteen. His winning percentage is seventy two point four.
You can believe that. But being Omaha, and he's gonna
be playing Florida State when he get there. So I'm
so you guys watching pull far.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yeah, it's gonna be pulling for the anyway.
Speaker 16 (44:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Thank you, good stuff. All right, what's on tap next week?
Right quick?
Speaker 14 (44:04):
Terrence?
Speaker 15 (44:04):
I think we're gonna talk about me firing Bob Gibson.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
All right, good deal, Let's turn the tables here, listen,
here you go. Okay, thank you, Terry.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Alright, well, let's play Beat the Blonde, y'all, one eight hundred,
big show. You told free Line. We'll get the contestant
and play next
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