September 18, 2024 • 45 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Ricky B. Sharp scrubs off a couple of his songs, “Time to Move” - and - “Poop There It Is”.. - Tater brings in a new edition of Tatertainment News and What to Watch.. - Mad Max weighs in on why more High Schools are banning valedictorians.. - Mark Packer checks with the latest on College Football.. - We’ll fill a request for the classic John Boy & Billy Playhouse, “Touchdown LSU!”.. - and we’ll wrap things up with the Mayor of Dismal Seepage…
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sixty four the Adams Family debuted on Abe. So did
the Adams family come before the monsters. I know we've
had this conversation before about the you know, they'll get
on a trend there in sitcoms on TVs.
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Then I think the monsters came first. But let's make
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Adam's family held out, you know, I mean doing the
longest with their movies and other stuff.
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Monsters.
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They had one movie I remember that's the first movie
that I ever.
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Went to and with the Monsters.
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The Monsters, not that that would have been more than said.
Twenty twelve, the world's first mother to daughter uterus transplant
was undertaken at the University of Gothenburgh.
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I'm not using it anymore.
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If ially on this date. In twenty nineteen, the White
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But it's a huge gap. So The Adams Family aired
September eighteenth, nineteen sixty four, on ABC. The Monsters aired
on CBS September twenty fourth, nine week sixty four.
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One week from right now, the Monster's debut.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
They had some moles in the caps and The Adams
Family went off April eighth, nineteen sixty six, and then
The Monsters wrapped it up in May twelfth of nineteen
sixty six.
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Oh right, well, it's right there battling that doubt.
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I see why you were confused.
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H h, good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
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Special big show. Salute to everybody in the real estate professional.
Uhge be thinking about you.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
This here's a story for all you spouse says looking
to move into your new houses. Just do your homework
like you should, or you'll be in their own neighborhood.
Don't be hating real estate and found a deal. It
was stone cold Rayton floaded up the truck on moving day.
I got there and said, oh, hell, no way. I
realized the troubleize in tequila bottles. In the recycle bent
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Accordion music on the radio, the teenage son tried to
sell me blow Poppy gets mad and says he ought
to beat me like a cheap pinata. Sorry, senor, I
don't approve idiosa ego.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Trying to move.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Good, time to move you're here.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I was wishing I could go fishing, but looking for
a house put me in a position.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
A place in artsy partsy town is where we'd try
to put our roots down. I thought it'd be the
perfect place. But here I sit with egg on my face.
What I saw made me want a gag on the
neighbor's porch, a rainbow flag too many Cooper in the
driveway in the backyard, Dancing Ballet talks on a door
and says, you, who know what the hell was I
gonna do? He dressed in pink and he's been drinking,
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licks his lips and starts to wink.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It wants to turn me on to a different groove.
See you Liberachi.
Speaker 10 (10:45):
Time to move.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You, Oh, time to move.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
You it.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
My luck is crappy about the snappy two strikes down,
and I'm not happy. Give the suburbs one more tried,
found a crib that was pretty, flies hands, I'm shaking friends.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I'm making neighbors normal if I'm not mistaken. The beautiful
loan in a real.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
Nice car, in ground boul and full stock bars, dark
rain storm and my house warming light the grill and
the folks are swarming.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
That's when my jaw hit the dirty everyone wearing I'm
with her shirt.
Speaker 10 (11:27):
The yard is full of democratic clowns, writes back Dab
in the liberal town that left me.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
One counter move later comists, time to move you, time
to move you woted.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
Baby.
Speaker 10 (11:48):
You won't it, babydos have a siy t dang gritty
and moved to the country where life is pretty. That's
a room with a pond of a garden and an
old work shack. Sake's aliven. We're all thriving, no more
uptown shucking and jibing. The only neighbor is some old
guy with a big pet crow and one white eye.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
And now I'm hearing noises we're in out the window.
I start to appearing. What I saw made me saint damn.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
When the neighbor's barn was a pentagram creepy ashes having
black masses.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I know what I saw.
Speaker 10 (12:21):
I don't need glasses. The neighbor has horns in his
feet are hooves later Satan time the.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Moon won't you got it?
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
You want it?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Babe?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
You got it?
Speaker 6 (12:35):
You you got it? Babe?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You won't it?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
You got it?
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (12:48):
What you again?
Speaker 12 (12:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (12:56):
What you you?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio twenty minutes away
from Taylor Tama News, and right now it is time
for Oliver.
Speaker 10 (13:42):
Well, well, well, it's been a spell since we've heard
about the adventures of the full Figure gals. I'm proud
to report that all three have lost a ton of weight. Literally,
they've gone from kaiju to just playing fat. They don't
even really need the rascals anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
They just like the look.
Speaker 10 (14:04):
So to celebrate their remarkable transformation, we decided to accept
an invitation to one of their friends barbecue. After all,
meat was one of the things stricken from their training table,
and like a trio of pudgy velociraptors, they were ready
to feed. Let me preach on it. By the time
we arrived, the grill was already smoking. It was chow time.
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The girls grabbed their plates and got in line. It
had been a while since I'd seen them salivated meal time.
It's been a long period of brown rice and steam veggies,
and the only meat they've had was fish. Today they
would feast burgers, hot dogs, pulled pork wings, brisket, killed basa,
the works. Forget the potato salad and coldslaw. It was
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meat they hungered for. The top of the grill was
rolled back. A burst of aromatic smoke engulfed them. Their
collective eyes rolled back in the head like a great
white ready to devour a seal. But when the smoke cleared,
the truth was laid bare. There was no tender, grilled
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flesh to be had. This was a vegan barbecue, mushroom caps,
veggie burgers, toe furky hot dogs, and meatless bacon steaks.
My wife asked if this was some kind of a joke.
The new age hostess in an Obama T shirt said,
(15:35):
this is a cruelty free cookout. And then I heard it,
a familiar, low guttural growl. I retreated to a safe
distance from the impending connage. It wasn't going to be
cruelty free for long. You know, when a bear awakens
from hibernation, they aren't interested in some tender shoots and berries.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
They want meat.
Speaker 10 (16:01):
Well, Mama Bear, sister in law Bear, and WiFi Bear
weren't about to settle for some damn new age porridge.
This insult to their taste buds could not go unanswered.
In one deaf move, Mama Bear flipped the grill into
the pool. When other guests tried to reason with them,
they were roundhoused into the tool shed. It was soon
(16:21):
three against thirty. If only the host had more male friends,
without man buns and crocs, they might have had a chance.
You know that scene in the first Ninja Turtles movie
where the boys defeat all those ninjas. Yeah, kind of
like that, like the female version of road House. As
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the other guests soon realized they didn't stand a chance,
they started to flee, but the gals, robbed of delicious
meat now had an appetite for revenge. They pursued. They
were out distance, but like a gift from Yahweh, a
strong wind arose. All of that loose skin from months
of dieting caught the brise. In mere seconds, they were airborne.
(17:03):
Like saggy pimply kites. It was death from above. They dove,
one after another under the fleeing vegans. Bif pow bam
Adam West would have been proud. Their victims lay scattered
all over the cul de sac. The gals strode back,
victorious with a new confidence and smiling. They hadn't done
(17:26):
that in a long time, high fiving and laughing the
laugh of those who have survived great battles and lived
to tell the tale.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
But the problem remained.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
They wanted meat.
Speaker 10 (17:37):
I knew it was time to leave when Mama Bear
was chasing the host's Boston Terrier with a bun and
a bottle of grilla and sauce. It just so happened
there was a barbecue buffet a short distance away. They
lumbered through the line, stacking their plates with victuals that
would make Vikings proud. Sitting in silence and eating, basking
in the events of the day. Knowing the journey was worse,
(18:00):
I smiled and nibbled on carrot sticks, letting them enjoy
the moment. In a bold move, they didn't clean their
plates at the girls. On the way home, they were
on the phone regaling friends with the events of the day.
The only time they stopped talking was when we passed
the dairy Queen and I detected a faint whimper.
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Around the corner.
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They're funny haha, not funny queers, that's what they say.
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Anyhow, I figured out what John Boy had a hard
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Right now, it's time for Tater Tayman news. Here's our girl,
Marcy Tater Moran the heck Hey, So.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Our condolences go out to the Jackson family. Yes, the Jackson's.
Tito Jackson, the guitar playing brother from the Jackson five.
He passed away and he was young. He died at
the age of seventy. Tito's family manager said that Jackson
suffered a heart attack while driving from New mex Co
to Oklahoma. The official obituary will I mean the official
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autopsy will come out later. He released two solo albums,
Back Excuse Me. He released two solo albums after the
breakun of the Jackson five Tito Time. He released that
in twenty sixteen and Under Your Spell in twenty twenty one.
They had some time to get them together, like the time.
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He survived by his three sons, Taj, Terrell and TJ.
And they worked together in a pop R and B
group called.
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Three Three T's Three Te's.
Speaker 13 (24:36):
Thanks you.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
So the Emmys were this past weekend, so you were
writing if you felt like deja vu, it's because in
January the twenty twenty three Emmys were happening. Because of
the writers' strike, it couldn't happen when it was supposed
to happen, so they had it in January. So big
winners from this year's Emmys twenty twenty four, The Bear, Showgun,
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and Baby Reindeer all did very well at the awards ceremony.
The Bear went home with eleven trophies, breaking their own
record of ten comedy wins for a single season. Set
last year. A lot of folks were upset that the
Bear was in the comedy genre. I guess they thought
it should.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Be to check that out. I hadn't even heard of
any of these. Are it's not about Bear Brown?
Speaker 8 (25:21):
No, no, no, the bear is a name.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
He's a chef, and it goes back to the family
business and changes the restaurant over to the bear. Is
it like a reality No, no, it's it's a scripted,
fictional thing.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
But yeah, okay, you go first show good. I saw
something about that. They won a bunch and like they're
from another country.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Yeah. They were named Outstanding Drama Series, their lead actor
and actors walked away with the top acting.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Categories first for their race.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
All right, let's see. Jodie Foster won her first Emmy
for her role in HBO's True Detective Night Country.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
That was a weird one.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, I didn't see that.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Netflix's Baby Reindeer one Outstanding Limited Series or Anthology, with
creator Richard Gad taking home trophies for Lead Actor and writer.
I believe it's about a female stalker after he's a comedian,
and so it's kind of it was based. There was
a lot of I want to say there were a
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lot of No, there were similarities.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
No, that's not helping.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
That's not helping either.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
There was some lawsuits from the woman who stalked him
because I guess she didn't.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Approve for her.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
You know.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
So uh and Hack star Geene Smart one lead actress
in a comedy, again the biggest upset of the night
because Hacks won Outstanding Comedy over the Bear. So that
was the biggest upset the So Hacks is another.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
One I had.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Yeah, yeah, I'll saw a few of those. She's like
an older comedian. She hires a young girl comedian to
do some writing for her.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
So she Smart is very funny. She was funny on
designing women and.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Even Fraser, Yeah to point her out. Jeane Smart, So
you know who she is. She was one if she
was a wild woman.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
One of Fraser's girlfriends had the kid with a Froraser
was helping them.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
All right, so man jack here call it all right?
Speaker 6 (27:30):
And her father son Eugene and Dan Levy hosted the
ceremonies and critics are saying have them every year. Yeah
he was from Yeah, they both were in the Creek Show.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, yeah, right, Okay, all right, baby, all.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Right, and the last story half for you. His NBA
superstar Steph Curry. Some people know who he is. Uh
and his wife Aisha will produce a new document a
documentary called documentary. Yeah, that's called Sentenced, and they're doing
it for Peacock.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Ok.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
It's an immersive and vulnerable exploration of the epidemic of
childhood literacy. There's a series of character driven stories, oh right,
stories filmed with from the point of view of a
different adult.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I'm still gonna talk.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
You had us jepperary, all right because it's about reading
and I'm.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Having trouble with that well watching it, Behr, I'm I'm
just man. Whenever you lead with Stephan Aisha, I thought
this having another kid. Yeah yeah, back her from California.
Thank you very much for that report. Tighter couldn't work there, Babby. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's review yesterday's question. We found out in nineteen sixty
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eight the first Olympic athlete disqualified under the Committee's first
anti doping rules was a Swedish pentathlete whose test revealed
excessive amounts of this banned substance.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
What is it alcohol?
Speaker 4 (28:52):
He said he needed a few beers a calming down
for he shot of the pistol.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. We all gotta do this. But
in Iceland, the popular slang term for it is playing
chess with the Pope?
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What is making whoopee?
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Making whoopee with them? Don't involved the pope? You Catholic
at wild What y'all got one? Ain't hundred? Big show?
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You told free line? We've layed John Boyd Jeopardy. You next,
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Good morning, hey man. We are all good here. Glad
you got in here, Donnie. You got the first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
All right, so.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Let's review the question then we all gotta do this.
But in Iceland, the popular slang term for it is
playing chess with a pope.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
What you got, Donnie, I got pooping? Got what I got? Pooping?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Got poop pooping?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Pooping? Poop pooping? Well, let's see, yeah, righting, then, now
that's one I never heard. No, man, I neither heard
that one like that.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
I mean, I'll go through something I have heard in
a minute. Okay, Donnie, meantime, you get the big old
mount Olive Pickles prize pack.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
We'll get it to you.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Enjoy out and Frederick, Oklahoma, from our state to yours.
Speaker 9 (31:44):
Well appreciate it. I do a shout out to John
Boy and b Girl.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
Are they hanging around there?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
It's John Boy, right, yeah, uh huh, yeah, you've been
you've been playing with.
Speaker 9 (31:54):
Me man, Yeah, oh that's true.
Speaker 10 (31:58):
I've been trying to get on word.
Speaker 9 (31:59):
You were.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
A wordy words.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Your next go all right, let's see what we can
make that happen Donnie. We appreciate you listening, Buddie, thank you.
All right, boy, hang on, you heard about Jackie.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
She's with you.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Next, all right, yeah, okay, playing jesuit a pope here. Okay,
So your news coming up all down the line. If
you gotta go, you know, I'll give you time. When
you're baking a loaf, bacon brown. He's building a log, cabin,
busting a grumpy, catching up on some reading, communing with nature, crowning,
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decorating oval office, delivering the load, dirty bombing, dropping a
biscuit in the basket, dropping a bomb, dropping a duke,
dropping agger, dropping the kids over the pool.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Gee, man, how often do you say this?
Speaker 9 (32:57):
Up?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Right off the top of this Hen gotta go see fish,
But I thought you were.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. A grumbling bumbly doode. I'm
old and I hate people on the radio. Back in
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my day, we didn't have any wild and wooly smart
mouth crap disturbing prank pulling shock jocks. We wanted to
hear some old wind bag jabber joan about wars and
minorities and humping in public and sticking things in your button,
acting a fool. We'd wander into town and see old
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man Dinado. He'd be sitting on an old picklebucket on
his front porch, butt naked except for a paper cup
on his winkie, and he'd shake his fist and curse
at the frolic and squirrels, blaming him for all the
ills of society. He'd accuse everyone who walked by, I'll
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be in a vampire or a Martian, and then he'd
fling handfuls of poop at him, yelling here, catch your
baby's sister, And if you're smarted off to him, he'd
chase you down, and then bony little legs a hea,
and he'd latch onto your ears, trying to peel you
like a big fleshy banana and making a necklace out
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of the ones.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
He could tear off. Whippity trippity doogal noogle, look at me.
Speaker 10 (35:12):
I'm a crazy old ear peeling psycho, flinging dingleberries in
Count Dracula and running around with my beanie weenies and
a Dixie gun. And it's all the damn squirrel's fault.
Maybe someone will do me a favor. And blow my
fullhead off. Oh happy day, and we liked it. Ah,
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we didn't have no long winded adult brain, self important.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
News radio morons.
Speaker 10 (35:47):
Gibbering about every other damn thing under the sun except
the real news, having babies and getting near teeth fixed
and hitting from the girl's teeth.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
And smooching political.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Heine some news.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
In my day, we never knew.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
What was going on in the world.
Speaker 10 (36:09):
We were too busy living our utopian dream or sleeping
in caves and eating grubs and roots like a family
of ringtailed lemurs. The only news we got was when
lightning would strike the metal plate in Cuckoo Johnson's head.
We'd cram a wire hanger in his ear for better reception.
The sound would come out of his mouth, and we'd
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change channels by twisting on his ninnies.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
And putting magnets on his head.
Speaker 10 (36:40):
And if the news was all bad, we'd say it
was a trick by the devil and shoot more juice
through him until we heard something we liked, or until.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Cuckoo burst into flames.
Speaker 14 (36:51):
Snip snapper ingo, Look at us, We're a bunch of
cave dwelling bugg eating nai holes, twisting ninnies and barbecuing
on I can't believe we don't all have tails.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Yippy yippy ingle dingle. That's all we knew, and we
liked it.
Speaker 9 (37:10):
We loved it.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
We didn't have any big time syndicated mealy.
Speaker 10 (37:16):
Mouthed he haw and horses patoots stinking up the dawn
where they're so called comedy high jinks and jarring us
out of a sound sleep, which was our only escape
from the misery that was our lives. We didn't want
to hear some high falutin honyaks trying to tell us
what was funny first thing in the morning.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
We knew what was funny first thing in the morning.
Dang yab it.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
All like when we switched the holy water at the
church baptismal with some white corn liquor. And pretty soon
all them drunk babies crawling up and down the aisle
wearing John Deere hats and a lip full of school
slapping all the other mommies on fanny and pulling at
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their blouses asking for the breakfast special. And after the
men folks got into the hoochs, they were doing the
same thing. And then the minister would get hammered and
drive his track to naked through town, offering to save
all the fallen women. Now that was funny.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Bloopero floo peroo.
Speaker 10 (38:24):
Looking us, we're a bunch of heathens with a drunkie
booby squeeze and shortspitting babies. Maybe Father Horny Potter could
cure us with his magic Wand.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
That was funny and we liked it. We loved it.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Oh, radio sucks, John boyam billy, Give me that old
time pun, Give it that old time pun, give it
out all time fun.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
Going away? We stay home?
Speaker 15 (39:00):
Morning radio dumb right, Good morning, I got a big
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sea on the radio for your Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Get this gone well?
Speaker 9 (39:38):
John morn bella mad man here?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
How's it go?
Speaker 9 (39:41):
How you thinking I'm manner of mud fence? Wait? Do
I tell anyway boys it's time or another lightning round
of nerve wracking news I call the mad Mike. Sorry
world updates item number one. Yet another little piece of
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America has been fokrized. Remember that movie Meeting the Fokkers
where Ben Steeller's parents had all his trophies and ribbons
up on the wall. Oh, Robert de Niro says, Wow,
I didn't know they made a ninth place ribbons against
Grandpa Foker says, oh yeah, they got them all the
way up to tenth place. Well, that's how we do
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excellence in America. Nowadays, it don't matter if you ain't
any good or not. Everybody gets a trophy. We can't
recognize the best of the best because it might hurt
some losers feelings. So first the public schools started doing
away with awards night because everybody can't had perfect attendance
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or when the science fire. Now the high schools are
doing away with valid dictorians. Now this ain't in some
far flung communists utopia like you know Massachusetts. This is
happening in North Carolina. The Wait County school Board voted
the outlaw schools letting the kid with the highest grade
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point average be valedictorian. I'm serious, my butt. Starting in
twenty eighteen, they're gonna use to come law plan where
three groups of students get recognized like they do now
in colleges, because as we all know, colleges don't do
anything idiotic. Now day, well, a schoolboard says they gotta
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do it cause kids are taking some courses just to
raids their grade point average so they can win the
valedictorian two, which may I say, yeah, that's how valedictorian were.
But see this way, the students can quit worrying about
their grade point average and take classes their interest to them.
(41:55):
Uh huh, Well, I'm a parent. I could give a
rip if they're interested. I just want them to move
out of the rumpest room and get a jaw. But
the wait, County schools apparently don't care if you've got
a competitive edge or when you graduate. I just want
to give out as many trophies as they can at
an end of the year. Remember, kids, you're special, just
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like everybody else. But wait, it gets worse. Item at
number two. Middle schools in Greenville County, South Carolina have
put in a no zero policy. Now, the school board
passor rule that says you can't give a kid a
zero on any school assignments, even if they cheat, copy
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somebody's paper, or don't turn their homework in at all.
From now on, the lowest grade you can get in
Greenville is a sixty one. Now, that's still a failing grade,
but it's a long way from a zero. The one
parent says the child doesn't deserve a sixty to be
prompted to get their grades up and be held accountable. Yeah,
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we know that's what a zero is sold. So not
only are we giving kids awards for not having the
highest GPA, now we're giving them a sixty one for
not having a GPA at all. My big old bug
out one more quick one, boys. President Obama just turned
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in his final budget proposal as president of the United States.
Brace yourself. He thinks we need a few spending increases. Now.
One program's budget is going from three point two million
dollars to three point eight million. That's an eighteen percent raid.
The program is called the Former President's Act of nineteen
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fifty eight. It's the pension plan for ex president, of
which Obama is about to be one. May I say hallelujah,
But I looked it up. The president gets paid four
hundred grand a year and mister personality is raising a
budget for almost six hundred gram. I'm no expert. I mean,
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I didn't win a ninth place ribbon in math class,
but it sounds to me like somebody's that's just about
to be out of a job just gave itself a
good size rain. But you know what, I ain't even
that mad. About it in fact, and Barack Obama will
promise to leave Washington and never come back. I say,
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let's give him eight hundred prest n there's a lot
more news. When my butt is tightening up, Dwarfs, stop fire,
I said, for this edition of Sorry World, up day
till next time. This mad masterminding you to set out,
shut up and went running my life, John Bodmill, y'all
(44:55):
have a NATS day.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
Weathering sports.
Speaker 16 (45:04):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio talking about their damn teeth and having babies.
They're nothing sexy as than a hot young man talking
trash on the radio. I like all them opinionated time men,
Rock Limball.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Sean Hannity, Neil Board. There's snow on the roof. They
has a fire in the party. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Who I feel so vulnerable
Good morning, the Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hang on, all right, listen to you mogs.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
It's time to button your yap.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show. Yeah, the Big Show.
It's big, say bigger than big. It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable.
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When Adam we all own our home day.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
September the eighteenth, Now wonderful, Hey, everybody alone in Hereday.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Then let's see what.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
We god s looking down? Oh we got some fun with.
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Ricky b and hang around a long and of his
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This don't make the scene as well. All right, let's.
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See here is September the eighteenth is the Air Force's birthday.
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Right away.
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Okay, Yeah, it was pretty good.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
We'll get our first prize back out and we'll get
our three dates in history and get that winning beginning.
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That's a good plan. Here in his home.
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The Big show's on the radio. Good morning, got the
Big Show on the radio. All right, Tyler, tell him
what they just win. I'm trying to hurry up, yeah,
cut you off. Guard's up. You are doing a great job,
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all right. Now, I'm gonna take my time and so
it's not gonna work. So Marsley and tell him what
they can win on out birs.
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Thank you, babe.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Now our three days in history, we'll get on Cindigrese
I love a big finish September eighteen. There was nineteen
sixty four the Adams Family debuted on Abe. So did
the Adams family come before the monsters. I know we've
had this conversation before about the you know, they'll get
on a trend there in sitcoms on TVs.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
Then I think the monsters came first. But let's make
a little wager.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Adam's family held out, you know, I mean doing the
longest with their movies and other stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Monsters.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
They had one movie I remember that's the first movie
that I ever.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Went to and with the Monsters.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
The Monsters, not that that would have been more than said.
Twenty twelve, the world's first mother to daughter uterus transplant
was undertaken at the University of Gothenburgh.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
I'm not using it anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
If ially on this date. In twenty nineteen, the White
House barred California and other states from setting their own
emission standards.
Speaker 8 (04:03):
I found it.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I looked up Google me too. Yeah, it was huge.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
I mean, you were like ice, why you were confused.
But it's a huge gap. So The Adams Family aired
September eighteenth, nineteen sixty four, on ABC. The Monsters aired
on CBS September twenty fourth, nine week sixty four.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
One week from right now, the Monster's debut.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
They had some moles in the caps and The Adams
Family went off April eighth, nineteen sixty six, and then
The Monsters wrapped it up in May twelfth of nineteen
sixty six.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh right, well, it's right there battling that doubt.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
I see why you were confused.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
All right, Well that was fun when we got our
three kategoers. So let's do it one eight hundred big show.
You don't free Lite. We play out Burst Next. Here's
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Speaker 2 (05:40):
I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
That was last week. We didn't worried about last week.
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John Boy Billy gave the prizes from the big Prize.
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Being let's go He contested number one.
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Speaker 9 (06:31):
Up, we have shots.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
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We really don't know where.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
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Speaker 1 (07:06):
Ready go.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Wednesday thing?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
All right, yeah, like thing?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
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Speaker 1 (07:19):
Ready go.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
Ovaries and eggs.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Works the same way in chickens, so you know.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
They'll give us three things that checked they check at
vehicle inspection.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Ready go.
Speaker 10 (07:47):
The belts, winds, your wipers and turn signals.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
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Speaker 4 (08:00):
Alright, Boddy, you hang on jacket hook up happy heard
prize back this morning?
Speaker 11 (08:05):
Hey John Boy, first time caller.
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Her cow Yeah really was hang on down.
Speaker 11 (08:24):
Fun when I got wear and top of your news
all rodda turning up for rigging bee for a second.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
H h, good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
(09:11):
Special big show. Salute to everybody in the real estate professional.
Uhge be thinking about you.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
This here's a story for all you spouse says looking
to move into your new houses. Just do your homework
like you should, or you'll be in their own neighborhood.
Don't be hating real estate and found a deal. It
was stone cold Rayton floaded up the truck on moving day.
I got there and said, oh, hell, no way. I
realized the troubleize in tequila bottles. In the recycle bent
(09:44):
Accordion music on the radio, the teenage son tried to
sell me blow Poppy gets mad and says he ought
to beat me like a cheap pinata. Sorry, senor, I
don't approve idiosa ego.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Trying to move.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Good, time to move you're here.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I was wishing I could go fishing, but looking for
a house put me in a position.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
A place in artsy partsy town is where we'd try
to put our roots down. I thought it'd be the
perfect place. But here I sit with egg on my face.
What I saw made me want a gag on the
neighbor's porch, a rainbow flag too many Cooper in the
driveway in the backyard, Dancing Ballet talks on a door
and says, you, who know what the hell was I
gonna do? He dressed in pink and he's been drinking,
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licks his lips and starts to wink.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It wants to turn me on to a different groove.
See you Liberachi.
Speaker 10 (10:45):
Time to move.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You, Oh, time to move.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
You it.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
My luck is crappy about the snappy two strikes down,
and I'm not happy. Give the suburbs one more tried,
found a crib that was pretty, flies hands, I'm shaking friends.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I'm making neighbors normal if I'm not mistaken. The beautiful
loan in a real.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
Nice car, in ground boul and full stock bars, dark
rain storm and my house warming light the grill and
the folks are swarming.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
That's when my jaw hit the dirty everyone wearing I'm
with her shirt.
Speaker 10 (11:27):
The yard is full of democratic clowns, writes back Dab
in the liberal town that left me.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
One counter move later comists, time to move you, time
to move you woted.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
Baby.
Speaker 10 (11:48):
You won't it, babydos have a siy t dang gritty
and moved to the country where life is pretty. That's
a room with a pond of a garden and an
old work shack. Sake's aliven. We're all thriving, no more
uptown shucking and jibing. The only neighbor is some old
guy with a big pet crow and one white eye.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
And now I'm hearing noises we're in out the window.
I start to appearing. What I saw made me saint damn.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
When the neighbor's barn was a pentagram creepy ashes having
black masses.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I know what I saw.
Speaker 10 (12:21):
I don't need glasses. The neighbor has horns in his
feet are hooves later Satan time the.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Moon won't you got it?
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
You want it?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Babe?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
You got it?
Speaker 6 (12:35):
You you got it? Babe?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You won't it?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
You got it?
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (12:48):
What you again?
Speaker 12 (12:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (12:56):
What you you?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
It's a big show on the radio twenty minutes away
from Taylor Tama News, and right now it is time
for Oliver.
Speaker 10 (13:42):
Well, well, well, it's been a spell since we've heard
about the adventures of the full Figure gals. I'm proud
to report that all three have lost a ton of weight. Literally,
they've gone from kaiju to just playing fat. They don't
even really need the rascals anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
They just like the look.
Speaker 10 (14:04):
So to celebrate their remarkable transformation, we decided to accept
an invitation to one of their friends barbecue. After all,
meat was one of the things stricken from their training table,
and like a trio of pudgy velociraptors, they were ready
to feed. Let me preach on it. By the time
we arrived, the grill was already smoking. It was chow time.
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The girls grabbed their plates and got in line. It
had been a while since I'd seen them salivated meal time.
It's been a long period of brown rice and steam veggies,
and the only meat they've had was fish. Today they
would feast burgers, hot dogs, pulled pork wings, brisket, killed basa,
the works. Forget the potato salad and coldslaw. It was
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meat they hungered for. The top of the grill was
rolled back. A burst of aromatic smoke engulfed them. Their
collective eyes rolled back in the head like a great
white ready to devour a seal. But when the smoke cleared,
the truth was laid bare. There was no tender, grilled
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flesh to be had. This was a vegan barbecue, mushroom caps,
veggie burgers, toe furky hot dogs, and meatless bacon steaks.
My wife asked if this was some kind of a joke.
The new age hostess in an Obama T shirt said,
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this is a cruelty free cookout. And then I heard it,
a familiar, low guttural growl. I retreated to a safe
distance from the impending connage. It wasn't going to be
cruelty free for long. You know, when a bear awakens
from hibernation, they aren't interested in some tender shoots and berries.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
They want meat.
Speaker 10 (16:01):
Well, Mama Bear, sister in law Bear, and WiFi Bear
weren't about to settle for some damn new age porridge.
This insult to their taste buds could not go unanswered.
In one deaf move, Mama Bear flipped the grill into
the pool. When other guests tried to reason with them,
they were roundhoused into the tool shed. It was soon
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three against thirty. If only the host had more male friends,
without man buns and crocs, they might have had a chance.
You know that scene in the first Ninja Turtles movie
where the boys defeat all those ninjas. Yeah, kind of
like that, like the female version of road House. As
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the other guests soon realized they didn't stand a chance,
they started to flee, but the gals, robbed of delicious
meat now had an appetite for revenge. They pursued. They
were out distance, but like a gift from Yahweh, a
strong wind arose. All of that loose skin from months
of dieting caught the brise. In mere seconds, they were airborne.
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Like saggy pimply kites. It was death from above. They dove,
one after another under the fleeing vegans. Bif pow bam
Adam West would have been proud. Their victims lay scattered
all over the cul de sac. The gals strode back,
victorious with a new confidence and smiling. They hadn't done
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that in a long time, high fiving and laughing the
laugh of those who have survived great battles and lived
to tell the tale.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
But the problem remained.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
They wanted meat.
Speaker 10 (17:37):
I knew it was time to leave when Mama Bear
was chasing the host's Boston Terrier with a bun and
a bottle of grilla and sauce. It just so happened
there was a barbecue buffet a short distance away. They
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Marcy Tater Moran the heck Hey, So.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Our condolences go out to the Jackson family. Yes, the Jackson's.
Tito Jackson, the guitar playing brother from the Jackson five.
He passed away and he was young. He died at
the age of seventy. Tito's family manager said that Jackson
suffered a heart attack while driving from New mex Co
to Oklahoma. The official obituary will I mean the official
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autopsy will come out later. He released two solo albums,
Back Excuse Me. He released two solo albums after the
breakun of the Jackson five Tito Time. He released that
in twenty sixteen and Under Your Spell in twenty twenty one.
They had some time to get them together, like the time.
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He survived by his three sons, Taj, Terrell and TJ.
And they worked together in a pop R and B
group called.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Three Three T's Three Te's.
Speaker 13 (24:36):
Thanks you.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
So the Emmys were this past weekend, so you were
writing if you felt like deja vu, it's because in
January the twenty twenty three Emmys were happening. Because of
the writers' strike, it couldn't happen when it was supposed
to happen, so they had it in January. So big
winners from this year's Emmys twenty twenty four, The Bear, Showgun,
(24:58):
and Baby Reindeer all did very well at the awards ceremony.
The Bear went home with eleven trophies, breaking their own
record of ten comedy wins for a single season. Set
last year. A lot of folks were upset that the
Bear was in the comedy genre. I guess they thought
it should.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Be to check that out. I hadn't even heard of
any of these. Are it's not about Bear Brown?
Speaker 8 (25:21):
No, no, no, the bear is a name.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
He's a chef, and it goes back to the family
business and changes the restaurant over to the bear. Is
it like a reality No, no, it's it's a scripted,
fictional thing.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
But yeah, okay, you go first show good. I saw
something about that. They won a bunch and like they're
from another country.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Yeah. They were named Outstanding Drama Series, their lead actor
and actors walked away with the top acting.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Categories first for their race.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
All right, let's see. Jodie Foster won her first Emmy
for her role in HBO's True Detective Night Country.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
That was a weird one.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, I didn't see that.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Netflix's Baby Reindeer one Outstanding Limited Series or Anthology, with
creator Richard Gad taking home trophies for Lead Actor and writer.
I believe it's about a female stalker after he's a comedian,
and so it's kind of it was based. There was
a lot of I want to say there were a
(26:27):
lot of No, there were similarities.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
No, that's not helping.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
That's not helping either.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
There was some lawsuits from the woman who stalked him
because I guess she didn't.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Approve for her.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
You know.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
So uh and Hack star Geene Smart one lead actress
in a comedy, again the biggest upset of the night
because Hacks won Outstanding Comedy over the Bear. So that
was the biggest upset the So Hacks is another.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
One I had.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Yeah, yeah, I'll saw a few of those. She's like
an older comedian. She hires a young girl comedian to
do some writing for her.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
So she Smart is very funny. She was funny on
designing women and.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Even Fraser, Yeah to point her out. Jeane Smart, So
you know who she is. She was one if she
was a wild woman.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
One of Fraser's girlfriends had the kid with a Froraser
was helping them.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
All right, so man jack here call it all right?
Speaker 6 (27:30):
And her father son Eugene and Dan Levy hosted the
ceremonies and critics are saying have them every year. Yeah
he was from Yeah, they both were in the Creek Show.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, yeah, right, Okay, all right, baby, all.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Right, and the last story half for you. His NBA
superstar Steph Curry. Some people know who he is. Uh
and his wife Aisha will produce a new document a
documentary called documentary. Yeah, that's called Sentenced, and they're doing
it for Peacock.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Ok.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
It's an immersive and vulnerable exploration of the epidemic of
childhood literacy. There's a series of character driven stories, oh right,
stories filmed with from the point of view of a
different adult.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I'm still gonna talk.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
You had us jepperary, all right because it's about reading
and I'm.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Having trouble with that well watching it, Behr, I'm I'm
just man. Whenever you lead with Stephan Aisha, I thought
this having another kid. Yeah yeah, back her from California.
Thank you very much for that report. Tighter couldn't work there, Babby. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's review yesterday's question. We found out in nineteen sixty
(28:39):
eight the first Olympic athlete disqualified under the Committee's first
anti doping rules was a Swedish pentathlete whose test revealed
excessive amounts of this banned substance.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
What is it alcohol?
Speaker 4 (28:52):
He said he needed a few beers a calming down
for he shot of the pistol.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. We all gotta do this. But
in Iceland, the popular slang term for it is playing
chess with the Pope?
Speaker 5 (29:07):
What is making whoopee?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Making whoopee with them? Don't involved the pope? You Catholic
at wild What y'all got one? Ain't hundred? Big show?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
You told free line? We've layed John Boyd Jeopardy. You next,
(29:48):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio, humming
to your home day. But today's feature track with a
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Speaker 1 (30:07):
Play Yells live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy and
now your host.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
He's not sure if he's ever played chess with the Pope,
but he knows he definitely wears a funny hat.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
He's John Boyd and the night.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Let's say Hey, the Donnie out of Frederick Oklahoma. Good morning, Donnie,
Good morning, hey man. We are all good here. Glad
you got in here, Donnie. You got the first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
All right, so.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Let's review the question then we all gotta do this.
But in Iceland, the popular slang term for it is
playing chess with a pope.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
What you got, Donnie, I got pooping? Got what I got? Pooping?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Got poop pooping?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Pooping? Poop pooping? Well, let's see, yeah, righting, then, now
that's one I never heard. No, man, I neither heard
that one like that.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
I mean, I'll go through something I have heard in
a minute. Okay, Donnie, meantime, you get the big old
mount Olive Pickles prize pack.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
We'll get it to you.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Enjoy out and Frederick, Oklahoma, from our state to yours.
Speaker 9 (31:44):
Well appreciate it. I do a shout out to John
Boy and b Girl.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
Are they hanging around there?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
It's John Boy, right, yeah, uh huh, yeah, you've been
you've been playing with.
Speaker 9 (31:54):
Me man, Yeah, oh that's true.
Speaker 10 (31:58):
I've been trying to get on word.
Speaker 9 (31:59):
You were.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
A wordy words.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Your next go all right, let's see what we can
make that happen Donnie. We appreciate you listening, Buddie, thank you.
All right, boy, hang on, you heard about Jackie.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
She's with you.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Next, all right, yeah, okay, playing jesuit a pope here. Okay,
So your news coming up all down the line. If
you gotta go, you know, I'll give you time. When
you're baking a loaf, bacon brown. He's building a log, cabin,
busting a grumpy, catching up on some reading, communing with nature, crowning,
(32:42):
decorating oval office, delivering the load, dirty bombing, dropping a
biscuit in the basket, dropping a bomb, dropping a duke,
dropping agger, dropping the kids over the pool.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Gee, man, how often do you say this?
Speaker 9 (32:57):
Up?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Right off the top of this Hen gotta go see fish,
But I thought you were.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. A grumbling bumbly doode. I'm
old and I hate people on the radio. Back in
(34:00):
my day, we didn't have any wild and wooly smart
mouth crap disturbing prank pulling shock jocks. We wanted to
hear some old wind bag jabber joan about wars and
minorities and humping in public and sticking things in your button,
acting a fool. We'd wander into town and see old
(34:22):
man Dinado. He'd be sitting on an old picklebucket on
his front porch, butt naked except for a paper cup
on his winkie, and he'd shake his fist and curse
at the frolic and squirrels, blaming him for all the
ills of society. He'd accuse everyone who walked by, I'll
(34:44):
be in a vampire or a Martian, and then he'd
fling handfuls of poop at him, yelling here, catch your
baby's sister, And if you're smarted off to him, he'd
chase you down, and then bony little legs a hea,
and he'd latch onto your ears, trying to peel you
like a big fleshy banana and making a necklace out
(35:06):
of the ones.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
He could tear off. Whippity trippity doogal noogle, look at me.
Speaker 10 (35:12):
I'm a crazy old ear peeling psycho, flinging dingleberries in
Count Dracula and running around with my beanie weenies and
a Dixie gun. And it's all the damn squirrel's fault.
Maybe someone will do me a favor. And blow my
fullhead off. Oh happy day, and we liked it. Ah,
(35:38):
we didn't have no long winded adult brain, self important.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
News radio morons.
Speaker 10 (35:47):
Gibbering about every other damn thing under the sun except
the real news, having babies and getting near teeth fixed
and hitting from the girl's teeth.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
And smooching political.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Heine some news.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
In my day, we never knew.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
What was going on in the world.
Speaker 10 (36:09):
We were too busy living our utopian dream or sleeping
in caves and eating grubs and roots like a family
of ringtailed lemurs. The only news we got was when
lightning would strike the metal plate in Cuckoo Johnson's head.
We'd cram a wire hanger in his ear for better reception.
The sound would come out of his mouth, and we'd
(36:31):
change channels by twisting on his ninnies.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
And putting magnets on his head.
Speaker 10 (36:40):
And if the news was all bad, we'd say it
was a trick by the devil and shoot more juice
through him until we heard something we liked, or until.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Cuckoo burst into flames.
Speaker 14 (36:51):
Snip snapper ingo, Look at us, We're a bunch of
cave dwelling bugg eating nai holes, twisting ninnies and barbecuing
on I can't believe we don't all have tails.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Yippy yippy ingle dingle. That's all we knew, and we
liked it.
Speaker 9 (37:10):
We loved it.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
We didn't have any big time syndicated mealy.
Speaker 10 (37:16):
Mouthed he haw and horses patoots stinking up the dawn
where they're so called comedy high jinks and jarring us
out of a sound sleep, which was our only escape
from the misery that was our lives. We didn't want
to hear some high falutin honyaks trying to tell us
what was funny first thing in the morning.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
We knew what was funny first thing in the morning.
Dang yab it.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
All like when we switched the holy water at the
church baptismal with some white corn liquor. And pretty soon
all them drunk babies crawling up and down the aisle
wearing John Deere hats and a lip full of school
slapping all the other mommies on fanny and pulling at
(38:01):
their blouses asking for the breakfast special. And after the
men folks got into the hoochs, they were doing the
same thing. And then the minister would get hammered and
drive his track to naked through town, offering to save
all the fallen women. Now that was funny.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Bloopero floo peroo.
Speaker 10 (38:24):
Looking us, we're a bunch of heathens with a drunkie
booby squeeze and shortspitting babies. Maybe Father Horny Potter could
cure us with his magic Wand.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
That was funny and we liked it. We loved it.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Oh, radio sucks, John boyam billy, Give me that old
time pun, Give it that old time pun, give it
out all time fun.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
Going away? We stay home?
Speaker 15 (39:00):
Morning radio dumb right, Good morning, I got a big
(39:32):
sea on the radio for your Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Get this gone well?
Speaker 9 (39:38):
John morn bella mad man here?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
How's it go?
Speaker 9 (39:41):
How you thinking I'm manner of mud fence? Wait? Do
I tell anyway boys it's time or another lightning round
of nerve wracking news I call the mad Mike. Sorry
world updates item number one. Yet another little piece of
(40:02):
America has been fokrized. Remember that movie Meeting the Fokkers
where Ben Steeller's parents had all his trophies and ribbons
up on the wall. Oh, Robert de Niro says, Wow,
I didn't know they made a ninth place ribbons against
Grandpa Foker says, oh yeah, they got them all the
way up to tenth place. Well, that's how we do
(40:23):
excellence in America. Nowadays, it don't matter if you ain't
any good or not. Everybody gets a trophy. We can't
recognize the best of the best because it might hurt
some losers feelings. So first the public schools started doing
away with awards night because everybody can't had perfect attendance
(40:46):
or when the science fire. Now the high schools are
doing away with valid dictorians. Now this ain't in some
far flung communists utopia like you know Massachusetts. This is
happening in North Carolina. The Wait County school Board voted
the outlaw schools letting the kid with the highest grade
(41:09):
point average be valedictorian. I'm serious, my butt. Starting in
twenty eighteen, they're gonna use to come law plan where
three groups of students get recognized like they do now
in colleges, because as we all know, colleges don't do
anything idiotic. Now day, well, a schoolboard says they gotta
(41:32):
do it cause kids are taking some courses just to
raids their grade point average so they can win the
valedictorian two, which may I say, yeah, that's how valedictorian were.
But see this way, the students can quit worrying about
their grade point average and take classes their interest to them.
(41:55):
Uh huh, Well, I'm a parent. I could give a
rip if they're interested. I just want them to move
out of the rumpest room and get a jaw. But
the wait, County schools apparently don't care if you've got
a competitive edge or when you graduate. I just want
to give out as many trophies as they can at
an end of the year. Remember, kids, you're special, just
(42:18):
like everybody else. But wait, it gets worse. Item at
number two. Middle schools in Greenville County, South Carolina have
put in a no zero policy. Now, the school board
passor rule that says you can't give a kid a
zero on any school assignments, even if they cheat, copy
(42:40):
somebody's paper, or don't turn their homework in at all.
From now on, the lowest grade you can get in
Greenville is a sixty one. Now, that's still a failing grade,
but it's a long way from a zero. The one
parent says the child doesn't deserve a sixty to be
prompted to get their grades up and be held accountable. Yeah,
(43:04):
we know that's what a zero is sold. So not
only are we giving kids awards for not having the
highest GPA, now we're giving them a sixty one for
not having a GPA at all. My big old bug
out one more quick one, boys. President Obama just turned
(43:26):
in his final budget proposal as president of the United States.
Brace yourself. He thinks we need a few spending increases. Now.
One program's budget is going from three point two million
dollars to three point eight million. That's an eighteen percent raid.
The program is called the Former President's Act of nineteen
(43:49):
fifty eight. It's the pension plan for ex president, of
which Obama is about to be one. May I say hallelujah,
But I looked it up. The president gets paid four
hundred grand a year and mister personality is raising a
budget for almost six hundred gram. I'm no expert. I mean,
(44:13):
I didn't win a ninth place ribbon in math class,
but it sounds to me like somebody's that's just about
to be out of a job just gave itself a
good size rain. But you know what, I ain't even
that mad. About it in fact, and Barack Obama will
promise to leave Washington and never come back. I say,
(44:34):
let's give him eight hundred prest n there's a lot
more news. When my butt is tightening up, Dwarfs, stop fire,
I said, for this edition of Sorry World, up day
till next time. This mad masterminding you to set out,
shut up and went running my life, John Bodmill, y'all
(44:55):
have a NATS day.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
Weathering sports.
Speaker 16 (45:04):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio talking about their damn teeth and having babies.
They're nothing sexy as than a hot young man talking
trash on the radio. I like all them opinionated time men,
Rock Limball.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Sean Hannity, Neil Board. There's snow on the roof. They
has a fire in the party. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Who I feel so vulnerable
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