November 27, 2024 • 49 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll check in with one of our favorite musician buddies, Gary Hoey to see what he’s been up to.. - The Grumpy Old Man stops by to tell why hates the Holidays.. - Mark Packer updates us on the college Southern Fried Football scene.. - Duane Stomp from Blacktooth fulfills some of his court ordered community service.. - and Tom Sorensen recaps the week in the NFL and predicts the winners for the Holiday weekend…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got the Big Joe on the radio.
More chances for you the wind coming up after your.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
News weathers mart Hey, this is your old pals, you
stein La Black.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
When I'm not mooching some of that buying Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boodro and that sassy sack of wife
and his on Lizabeth.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I'm listening to those.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on
that there.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Big show Woie Dre's funny I Carrol Pete.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Got the doodle dooleven onm It is Wednesday, the day
before Thanksgiving twenty twenty four. Sure day, it is the
twenty seventh of November. He just Thankshiving falls right around
this time. So here we are right around. He just
noticed that, he does.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
You know, this is just the opposite around Valentine.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
So what day is Valentine's this year? But see I
can do it. Be got my brothers, you know, he's
all he's a Thanksgiving baby, my younger brother. And it's
on November twenty seventh, so sometime it's on Thanksgiving some
time before right around there.
Speaker 8 (01:42):
That's on worthy fourth Thursday falls, right.
Speaker 9 (01:46):
That's it?
Speaker 10 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Is that where Thanksgiving is? For sure? Yes? It is Thursday, Yeah,
last Thursday in November or the fourth in case there's
five right right, all right, I got it. Now I'm
gonna work on Valentine's down it. It's sometime next year.
All right, we're gonna do you love me?
Speaker 11 (02:07):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (02:07):
It starts out with.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Them, doesn't hit your turkey hunt and tyers just letting
that soak in your turkey hunt. Promise some sex cidents
would finlence the way you call him up.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
So the turkey call is very important part of that.
You seem to leave it out.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, Jesus, you gotta have a dirty don't
You don't holler at him? Hey, like the when I
got over there like bugs money, when he used to
dress up like a woman. Alright, let's get our national
days out on the plate for you to observe as
National craft Jerky day came my boy, come make some
(02:48):
mean dear jerky. He sure does keep it up. Today's
National Bavarian cream Pie Days, Faints Day for a nice
fancy pie day for Thanksgiving very cream. It's National tie
one on day the day before thanks Get right, wait
a minute, so drunk it might confuse people with its name. However,
(03:09):
it is not at all about going out and getting
crazy and drinking too much while others are at home
working hard preparing for tomorrow's big Thanksgiving Day meal. What
I bet.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Tie on an apron?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Then I guess, yeah, I think it is there being words.
There's National Jukebox Day. When you're out tying one on.
If you find a good old juke box place, set
them up, Joe and got me a walk in the floor.
That would be good. Okay, well, sorry my head. Let
(03:45):
me set up and get our prize pack out. Get
three dates in history and we'll get that winning beginning
heading into the holiday season. Then Joe's on a radio,
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio.
First prize pack out this morning, an LS tractor hunting
season prize pack. While we hadn't want to congratulate Tip
(04:06):
Edwards out of Kolera, Alabama, he won the Mossy Oak
Gamekeeper's LS tractor. Now they got a brand new Camo edition.
My boys at Mossy Oak.
Speaker 12 (04:16):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
This prize pack gets you a Blaze orange bean, a
T shirt for your dog, screen cleaner in Key Chain,
Love My Boys. LS Tractor. If you go to LS
Tractor USA dot com you find your local dealer. Learn
why customers start blue and stay blue, and sarch at
Massy Oak Camo Tractor. Gotta three days in history where
(04:36):
we'll get our categories. November twenty seventh, twenty seventeen, some
jackass locked up eight donkeys four days ago in ro Utar, Pradesh,
India for eating plants, and today, on this date, they
were released.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Okay, eating plants, that's what they did.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Donal cow all right. Also in twenty seventeen, Prince Harry
an actress Meghan Markle an now stair engagement? Okay, three,
that's four? About seven? Or they go, are you break
up yet?
Speaker 8 (05:18):
You know there's been the rumors.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
I heard that for a while. Yeah, is that right?
I wondering? Helloa, I heard it yet? Jaggie is somewhere.
Somebody is tired.
Speaker 9 (05:32):
You know what it is?
Speaker 6 (05:33):
All of us? Oh the Prince and his American think
a great movie sometimes. Finally on this date, in twenty
twenty two, Mana Loa, the world's largest active volcano, erupted
for the first time in nearly forty years. That was
on the island of Hawaii.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
Is that pronounced Mowanna?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Probably like the movie You Thanks Me, Milana Lowe. So
it was a movie about it.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Now, Disney did it? Did it take Mowanna and the volcano?
It's you see if you had kids younger than.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Yes, I was just gonna move on. Okay, all right,
because that's our three categories mission accomplished. Let's get a
contestant on the line and get the winning beginning. Wake up,
Oh we are waiting. Okay, let's go ahead and play
(06:47):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio.
Where's Wednesday, November twenty seven. Well, look our feature track
from the Big Show, Big Box Cadburry Thanksgiving Dinner with
the Clumps perfect John Boy ban a holiday album. He
words Clumps Dinner. You're the big Box at the Big Show.
God coming.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Upburst.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the Big
Prize Beer. Let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're playing.
Speaker 13 (07:30):
Uppers, have a way.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
Up and gust time you get the best time.
Speaker 14 (07:35):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Let's say, hey John from Smith Stations.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
All I'm bamof.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Shots.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Good morning John, Hey man, we do cheby beat up
boys and girls. How you today?
Speaker 15 (08:02):
Oh Ford?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Well John, let's get your prize back head in the
Thanksgiving before we take a couple of days off you ready, buddy,
we'll right five seconds. I know you can name three plants, ready.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Go.
Speaker 16 (08:17):
Mad those pepper and oprah.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Oh wow, Now you can give us three kinds of announcements.
Speaker 16 (08:25):
Ready go wedding, your wedding, graduation, and retirement, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
And for the win, three places with active volcanoes. Oh
it sounds tough. Ready go.
Speaker 16 (08:39):
The United States, Japan, Russia.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Well, we just spread it out like that.
Speaker 15 (08:49):
Everybody in the room.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Everyone looked at me. I don't know that they have Russian,
I said, John. That doesn't sound right where we start? No, no, Jah,
And you got the LS Tractor Hunting Season prize back.
We'll get it to you down Smith's Station.
Speaker 16 (09:07):
That is great, y'all have a great Thanksgiving and a
good hunting season and kind of give a shout out.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Well, of course you can, buddy, go ahead.
Speaker 16 (09:21):
It's all the hunters out there. If you can trap
some trap some Yeah, trapped.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
All right, well, you know that's something I had never done.
But we'll do some beavers to get them out sometimes.
Speaker 16 (09:35):
Well but what you got all your predators. So if
we can trap a little if our hunters would trap
a little bit and try to knock out some of
the predators, right, it'll help out and all.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
The trap one of the big old hogs that you
can look at John boy building facebook page and see
what we wiped out with hogs. It's a lot easier
when you're a great out like I am. John. I
don't know, but yeah, Travis, enough about that. Let's talk
about Oh yeah, that was a good lady. Then all right,
then I said, meanwhile, there are volcanoes in Russia. John
(10:17):
would appreciate you, buddy. Well never mind, you won, Jackie, Jackie,
are lay it all out before you get your dress over.
We're just getting started, buddy.
Speaker 17 (10:29):
You hang on.
Speaker 16 (10:30):
Hi, Hey, hey, hey, one one more thingks, Okay, coming
up all Thanksgiving.
Speaker 15 (10:36):
I'm thankful for y'all.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Ain't you, sweet John? We're thankful for you.
Speaker 15 (10:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (10:42):
I've been listening to all y'all for for a long time.
Speaker 15 (10:45):
Year.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Well, you appreciate you want us back let's move on.
Oh there he goes, all right, all right, we're gonna
jump out, catch you up on your news. Then Marvin
(11:09):
and Howid sing one of our favorite holiday songs day
after five. Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
(11:53):
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving Marven and who ain't gonna sing a
little song about this fry it ain't coming off.
Speaker 11 (12:02):
But I.
Speaker 13 (12:11):
Dreaming of a black.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Friday.
Speaker 13 (12:18):
We back when Christmas was still fun. Remember that every
Christmasmass Hello was nice?
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Same me, Lord and no.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
Bodyful the gun. I dreaming of a blackness Friday when
chrisy Shepherds didn't snap them, Sandy Claus had.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Kids on his love.
Speaker 13 (13:02):
And now bad if a fuck a cap.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Take it hard, and.
Speaker 15 (13:12):
Dreaming of a blind.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Friday.
Speaker 14 (13:18):
Just like the way used to leave.
Speaker 17 (13:25):
You could check your ly stock and note be stocked,
fan face, assault and batter. I'm dreaming of a blind.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Friday, just like the good ones.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
In the Fast.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
You could cram or you cramp in the car and
get home really.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Fine and no blind.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Try to world.
Speaker 15 (14:21):
Your lo.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Gonna
get up with Senda's little helper and being famed guitarist
gerry Ho ho ho coming up by twenty minutes.
Speaker 18 (15:17):
Well right now, and now it's story timed with your host,
Carl Chilterns.
Speaker 19 (15:29):
I reckon you old you hear about that first Thanksgiving?
What happened a fir piece back. I heard it totally
good many ways, but I figured I might be able
to come up with some rather say about it the
way I hear tell. A bunch of foreigners got a
belly full of why they's doing things over in that
fearn country they was living in. It's all big family
(15:49):
of them decided to come to America. Here there's all kidfolk.
One way or another. It seems to me all had
the last name Pilgrim. Well, sir, The Pilgrim folks packed
him changing drawers and some potted meat. All of them
pile onto some boats there. They called him a niner,
(16:13):
a pinner in the santy clause them Pilgrim's pretty much
no count when to come to sailing and such. They
so busy playing shuffle board and the fooling around, they
wound up running plumb into a big old rock on
the shore.
Speaker 14 (16:26):
There.
Speaker 19 (16:28):
They figure as long as they run up on dry land,
they might as well give his place a shot. They
weren't sriffing if and this is America or not. They
soaked dadgum happy to be off in the water. He's
ready to bust. They weren't used to having so much
room to live in, so they all runed off summers,
exploring and laughing and carrying on. I reckon, they's a
(16:53):
bit noisy. All that nonsense didn't sit too well where
the folks that's already living there had a whole bunch
of Indians homestead and in them parts, not the kind
with the red polka dot in their heads, other kind
kind of living in tents, carry tommy hawks and whatnot.
(17:15):
Seemed they didn't like being called Indian as much. I reckon,
they wanted to be called Native Americans. Them Pilgrim said,
all right, then it's a good thing in Native Americans.
A friendly bunch. Them Pilgrims did a sorry job and
taking care of themselves. And I didn't know nothing about farming.
And they have no warm clothes, just the beg of
(17:36):
hats with them shoes with a big belt buckle on them. Madam,
old Native American fella school them on how to take
care of things, especially this one fella named Squanto I Reckon.
He had him some time off of working with a
lone ranger, so he showed them Pilgrim there how to
get along right good thought him how to hunt, can't
(17:59):
you kate fee, told that wharfs down the laundry mat,
sharping that lawn more blade with a big old rock,
even told them how to use beads and shiny rocks
to do some trade. Well sair, things went along pretty
good first ball that Pilgrim family. Well sir, they thought
they'd throw a big she and dig for our new
friends there. They know they's grateful for all that help.
(18:21):
Well sir, they decided to rustle up some special sort
of grubb or another. Really put on the dog told
Daddy Pilgrim some of his boys there, they decided to
go hunting. They're so excited they couldn't sleep. They got
up early and had breakfast at the warful house there,
(18:41):
and then off they went. They weren't added too long before,
and they run across his big old, funny looking bird
kind of looked like a big old dog with a
feather duster stuck in his hind. Then, well sir, they
got that funny looking bird stuffed it with some stovetop
stuff and trotted it out for that big old surprise supper. Well,
(19:03):
Squatto had him a little girl there, cute little thing,
no burger and squirrel. She saw that bird all cooked up.
She started to ball in her eyes out. She yelled,
what'd you kill my turkey? Firm?
Speaker 6 (19:20):
What you kill my turkey?
Speaker 19 (19:21):
Firm? Turned out that old funny looking bird, there was
a turkey squander. Little girl and that turkey they made friends.
Why didn't sit too well with them Native Americans? They
just all read they'd gonna kill them Pilgrims, and they
(19:42):
figured it's so close to Christmas, they ain't just leave
Mr de Fence for themselves. Some Native Americans they runed
off down to Atlanta. Darn them a baseball team. Then
Bilgrim did, alright, I reckon seven days all over the place.
(20:02):
So I reckon except for that little girl, her ned
turkey in the party, Happy ending all around. Moral. The
story is, you're gonna eat some folks pet bird, do
it close to Christmas, so say don't keep the end.
Speaker 18 (20:19):
Story time is brought to you by hard Graves, potted
meat product chock full of peckers and lips. Since nineteen
thirty seven.
Speaker 19 (20:27):
You have rate somebody's burn, Old Feller.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Good morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh kill. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon.
Speaker 11 (20:54):
The cookies of discontent, by the heat of the laundromat
fan leaving their soul and then like in Portragal dot
dot dot, you know, kind of hot set.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Up leaving their soul.
Speaker 11 (21:10):
Hoarten the waters of the Medulla oblong gy with John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show like that one.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
John BOYA good morning, and it's a big show on
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the radio for your Wednesday, November twenty and seventh, John
Boy's a wonderful Thing give Away number one hundred and
twenty six. Well, I put back some cool challenge coins
that I've got over the years. This is a commemorative
US Air Force Officers challenge coin from Langley Air Force
Base and check it out. Got a picture the desk.
(22:20):
We always do my wonderful thing before we give it away.
The Big Show dot com and put it help us
see you out about. We will draw the winter We're
office Friday, look back out and leave it on. We'll
get it next week when we get back after Thanksgiving.
Off of this right, luckily, I can get it all
(22:41):
done in my brain and then y'all can carry it
out all right asn't playing at the Big Show. Wow,
Gary ho ho hoy tayer back to it, baby, Get
Gary on the line. Oh right, my girl, Big Show
rolls on good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up,
we play John BOYD every day. Went against one of
those big old Redmax Prize packs. Click on the leak
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at the Big Show dot com and listen.
Speaker 19 (23:06):
Up, y'all.
Speaker 17 (23:08):
Well, you know what that means.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
In the next the best soundtrack for the Peanuts Christmas Special,
the way we kick off our holiday season, And that
means it's time for Gary ho ho ho a regular
camp counselor the Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp, scheduled to
take place this year in Los Angeles, actually twenty twenty five.
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Beginning February twenty seventh, He originally completed workhold Leader Ford's
forthcoming album setting saund on the Rock Legends Cruise twelve.
This February as well. They're just finishing a string of
dates on the Lou Graham All Stars tour, and here
he is again on the Big Show. Good morning, Gary,
(23:54):
Good morning, my friend.
Speaker 15 (23:55):
How are you a missie?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Man?
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Miss you too, buddy. But we can show how you
musically and we'll take that until we get in person again. Man,
how's everything.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
Going for you?
Speaker 15 (24:07):
Everything's going great, man, Thank you so much. It's been
a great year, a lot of good stuff going on.
I've been on the road with the holiday tour and
just keeping really busy, you know, finished an album with
lead a Forward, got on the road with Lou Graham,
one of my favorite fingers of all time, and been
touring with his all star band.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Man, that is so awesome. You have been busy, and
that's all about. Currently on your twenty twenty five Ho
Ho Ho rockin Holiday tour. Go to Garyhoy dot com
for the tour stops on that one, and Gary too.
I want to talk about your Christmas single last year,
of course, it was a Nutcracker sugar plum Fairy. This year,
(24:47):
I want you to announce what we've got rires to
do with Angels again.
Speaker 15 (24:53):
Yes, absolutely, Angels have come down this once. Angels, we
have heard on High And I've been working on a
new Christmas album to be released next year on the
thirtieth anniversary, a full album, and I had these songs
that were getting developed and this one came out so fun.
I was like, Angles, We've heard on High. You know,
I got to put it out. I couldn't wait. So
(25:14):
I wanted to put it out as a single, and
you know me, I always put the crunch on Christmas,
and I wanted to do a Motley Crue type of
rip to just go.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
It's awesome. Wait to hear that hole. Now you can
get that on all streaming platforms, I am presuming, Gary.
Speaker 15 (25:47):
Yes, absolutely, it's on all the streaming sites Spotify, Apple
Music and if they can download it at my website
gryhoy dot com as well, and it's on YouTube as well.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
To listen to Man, And I can't believe how long
we've got to got the be with you.
Speaker 12 (26:00):
Man.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Your first album released thirty years of nineteen ninety five,
So next year, the thirtieth anniversary. That is so awesome.
And of course Gary, we tell our listeners every year
for our new listeners every Christmas Day, you give away
an autographed Fender guitar.
Speaker 15 (26:19):
Yes, this is our seventeenth Daniel, I believe I have
a nice black Fender sitting here with a maple neck.
I autographed it. And well, they can hit my newsletter
then I'll email them and let them know if they won.
I wish every won a lot of luck.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
All right, So what's the best way to get your newsletter?
Get signed up for that right now?
Speaker 15 (26:38):
Absolutely? They just go to Garyhoy dot com. Right on
the homepage there's a button they can cricket Newsletter. Then
they'll be entered to win and they'll be ready to go, and.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Then you can find out all about stuff I was
telling you about at the Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp
we're here. Is a camp counselor there as well as
the rock Legends cruise as well and all the off
Chris music, I mean not every there. You do have
got a little something you can tell us with about
non Christmas music there?
Speaker 15 (27:07):
Absolutely, Well. I'm working on a new album that's coming
out called Avalanche, and it's a collection of just cool
rock songs that reflect, you know, my life, things that
had happened. The last It took me five years to
get this record out after the lockdown, I took care
of my mom for a couple of years. She passed
away about a year and a half ago, and I
(27:27):
lost my younger sister to cancer. So you know, we
went through what so many families go through and as
you get older, and so I put a lot into
this new record reflects my life and it was like
a therapeutic thing. But the title track, Avalanche is kind
of like it sounds a little bit like led Zeppelin.
I think Bad Company goes kind of like that.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Nice I ran across.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
That's an album you've put out, I guess a little
over a year ago, but it showed up on one
of my recommended lists on the Apple Music and it's
the album Gary is Deja Blues and it is awesome.
Speaker 15 (28:12):
Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate that. Sure, Deja
Blues is ironically it's a funny thing. I recorded that
album and I put it out on my own label.
It's one record I didn't do with, you know, like
one of the bigger labels. And it's one of my
biggest downloaded songs, the most stream songs of almost any
of my catalog online. It hit like over six hundred
(28:35):
and fifty thousand streams last year. I was like, are
you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (28:38):
You know, well I'm one of them. Well, I think so.
Speaker 15 (28:43):
I thank you so much. And you know, my mom
probably hadn't all repeat when she was alive.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
I bet it's a great album. I highly recommend well
you Thank you know Gary, You're awesome, one of the
best guitar players in the world. But more than that, man,
you're a great god. We've had the pleasure knowing you
for these years. And man Wanning, wish you happy Thanksgiving,
Happy Christmas, and man keep going, Buddy doing great.
Speaker 15 (29:08):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 19 (29:09):
Well.
Speaker 15 (29:09):
I appreciate you guys too, and the memories we've had.
I feel like you guys are family. We've been doing
this for so long and I love it.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
I appreciate it absolutely. The new single all of Gary Stuff.
Just go to his website Garyhoi dot com. Alright, Gary,
Merry Christmas, Buddy, Merry Christmas. I'm playing out.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Wow Wow one night.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Why yeah man, Gary ho Ho Holy Garyhoy dot com.
A damn well, let's play on John boyd Jeopardy for
this Wednesday Morning Review. Yesterday's question. According to a recent
survey among frequent flyers. Forty one percent of adults would
(29:56):
support a band on passengers doing this on all domestic flights.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
Not re reclining.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
You do not recline their seats. They do not like this. Okay, okay,
today's John Boorgejepardy. According to those who study such things,
babies in the womb and unhatched chickens inside their shells
both do this.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
Flip the cameraman off.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Good guess what you ow?
Speaker 7 (30:30):
God?
Speaker 19 (30:30):
One day?
Speaker 6 (30:31):
Don't big sell you told? Free line across America? We go,
do we get a winter? We play John Boygeborty in next,
(31:03):
Good Morning, it's a big show on the radio, Humming
through your home Day Wednesday, November twenty seven, feature track
for the make show bed Box Catbury Thanksgiving Dinner with
the Clumps. Those were keywords, clumps, dinner. There's the big show,
God coming the enemy box Ol Gay and now well
(31:25):
let's play. Yeah, so I've across America.
Speaker 20 (31:28):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now your host he's all
exciting about new research where they combined the DNA of
turkeys with centipedes and if it works out, tramp sticks
for everybody.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Peas John Boy, there's a head of Brad out of Haleyville, Alabama.
Good morning, Bread, good morning.
Speaker 21 (31:52):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
No, buddy, you are Brad. You got first shot at
John boy Jepardy this morning must be living right?
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Oh you already, buddy.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Well let's see, because uh, it could be many things.
Maybe according to those who know, babies in the womb
and unhatched chickens inside their shells both do this.
Speaker 21 (32:16):
I'm gonna go with dream Johnny.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
You say dream babies, Yeah, I don't know. I would
like to find out how they know they monitor.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
They probably ask them.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
Okay, Brady worked out for you, buddy, But good Red
Max Prize pack head down the Haterville for you.
Speaker 21 (32:44):
I appreciate it. Could I you to do one more
thing for me?
Speaker 16 (32:47):
Please?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Sir?
Speaker 19 (32:48):
What you need?
Speaker 6 (32:48):
Buddy?
Speaker 21 (32:49):
Y'all got a bit the word Randy or Billy or
somebody got bit by the squirrel in the garage or
whatever and they had to go get the technic shots
and all that. But y'all find that playing that that's
the funniest kid I have ever heard of my entire life.
Speaker 8 (33:02):
Really loves that.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Well do that, kids, how about you save it to it?
Speaker 9 (33:10):
Right?
Speaker 6 (33:10):
You know he could bite it from the bit box
for ninety nine cents. That's all. I'm not getting committed.
Speaker 19 (33:16):
I look for it.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
I didn't look for it, all right, monk, if you'll
look for Chipmunk, you'll fight all right down. Damn Brad,
What doing boy? What were about your dollars?
Speaker 8 (33:25):
Brad? I got I got you, I got your request
in Buddy, y'all, I appreciated.
Speaker 21 (33:31):
God bless y'all, and thank y'all for every single ty
on y'all do all the charity shall support. There's a
special place in heaven for all of you. God bless you,
and I appreciate what y'all.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Don Thank you. I appreciate you. Buddy, A happy Thanksgiving
to hang on by them with the hour, Toby, you
new right on the other side. To get our Wednesday
morning in time, capsule. I guarantee la above the ground.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
I'm a homo and I just can't help it.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Be okay.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
I've got lots of shoes, and I watch the view
and I lie about how much I weigh. I'm a homo.
Every night, my sweet Marcella, and I Marcella and I
we raise the heat on our sat and.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
Sheets and shave our initials on our thighs. Oh man,
I need a jog.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
I'm winded, which reminds me I need to touch up
my roots again. Hello peroxide rash.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Oh hello Babs.
Speaker 10 (35:21):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I don't want to ruin your diet, but you know
Eddie's gonna order pizza from that slanky place. He like,
do you want your pizza cut into six pieces or twelve?
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Six?
Speaker 11 (35:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Because you don't think you could eat twelve? Oh boy,
you're strict about that diet. Listen, why don't you go
lacker on another coat of lovely and I'll just take
the helmet the starship Booby Prize. Okay, there you go
that way, that way, the other way, the other other way.
That's right, and she's gone, Oh dear, you can see
(35:57):
the wheel spinning, but the hamster is sound asleep. Oh,
John Boy Many big Shoe Philip Pigging, I gonna help
you the what is is.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
This the incontinence hotline?
Speaker 15 (36:12):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Sure can you hold please?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Like he's got a choice, John Boy by, Big Shoe
Philip Thigging. I'm gonna help you, Oh Marcel so tell
me how's life on the road with a touring company
A Fiddler on the Roof?
Speaker 15 (36:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
The audiences have been terrible because of the economy. Well,
how bad can it be? It's it's so bad they've
changed the name to Fiddler up a Creek.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
That's bad. Oh, I know, it's hard to believe.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
The economy is in the tank with that brilliant mister
Obama in the White House. Oh he's a real leader,
all right, leader of the clueless. It's so stupid he
thinks the people are following him. He doesn't realize they're
chasing him. Oh, I'm glad to be back to work.
I needed time off after that Long Grove Park weekend.
Don't get me wrong, I loved it. As you know,
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Ashville is a little slice of pansy paradise. However, however,
I got stuck sitting next to one of those talkie
Big Show fans.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
Well I won't name names, but it rhymes with reba.
Speaker 9 (37:25):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Anyway, it got so bad I finally gave her the
name of a self help group. You know, it's like
alan On, but it's for compulsive talkers. It's called On
and On and on.
Speaker 21 (37:36):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
I finally moved to another seat, got stuck next to
a paranoid dyslexic. He always thought he was following someone
I don't really understand. Well, the weekend wasn't a total loss.
I had to bail Babs out of jail. Oh yeah,
there was a bit of a dust up when she
and Johnny Bravo went shopping, oh only to the finest
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stores you guessed at home depot.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
It seems he was looking for a new drill and
Babs was anxious to help.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
And pretty soon he hears a big scuffle and goes
one aisle over to see Babs going at it with
one of Jackie's people. Oh, it was a real catfight, Sugar.
The fur really flew. There were dark roots.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
And cheap weave and fake nails all over the floor. Well,
I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
It seems that Johnny Bravo couldn't find the drill he wanted,
and he told Babs to go the next dile over
and find a blackened decker.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
You have to be so careful.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
It was a real scene, man, and she did it
all in heels, which was the impressive thing. Oh, here
comes hump Hogan. Now and Marcel. I know you're on
the road, but dust all right, Babs, ain'tel you ready
to go? So where to today? First up the drug store?
Speaker 13 (38:53):
What for.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
A breast pump? Is there something I should know? Oh,
it's for your friend Violet. I thought she was bread speeding.
Uh huh it it hurt too much to boil the nipples.
Oh wow, which reminds me I've got to pick up
the milk to.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
The mini Cooper. Carry on straight, John.
Speaker 6 (39:20):
Boya and Billy Oh crazy, Good morning radio, dumb right,
(39:54):
Good morning an. It's Wigs on the radio. About twenty minutes,
our expert on college football and the Thanksgiving weekend from
the pay says, say that word a big esb and
every boy mark packer go back. Well, first, let's do this.
It's time for the rumpy old man.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Our jinglely janglely doopeye doo. I'm old and I hate
the holidays. In my day, we didn't have any hormone.
Plump turkey when high fiber stuffing, frozen green bean casceer
roll with phony fuions, pre packed pre ten pure eight potatoes,
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smothered in fat free gravy and sugar free dingleberry pie
for Thanksgiving. We were so poor we draw straws to
get to see who was the lucky one who got
to lick the kitchen.
Speaker 19 (40:47):
Floor for dinner.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
And seeing how it was a dirt floor and we
kept the hogs indoors, it was a real smrgas boy.
Then you'd wipe your mouth with the baby and go
outside and find something to feed the rest of the family.
Generations of inbreeding had left us dumber than the pea
brained credits. We were trying to hunt, so it was
pert near a fair fight.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
That is until we met.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Bloodhound Bobby Joe Bergen Yawn. He had those big mud
flap jowls like Nixon, and then big droopy eyes, then
floppy juggiares of his made him look like that dog
on the Beverly Hillbillies. He could sniff out a bogger
on a baby's bib two counties over. He was in
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big demand, but he didn't work for money because he
was so but ugly. He couldn't get abroad, so he'd
hold your hunger hostage till your hand over. What are
your womenfolk?
Speaker 6 (41:44):
That was the good thing.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
And a good thing for you that he wasn't picky
That was also good for our sister homy Henrietta. She
had snaggly teeth and a club foot and a big,
pointy nose. She cut her own hair and it was
missing in big chunks. Even when you dressed her up.
She looked like some sort of prehistoric bird march. To
go into the pram after a night a noisy, connal
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hijinks old bloodhound would get out in the front yard
on all fours and start sniffing out your next meal.
In twenty minutes, you had more possum, muskrat sniping skunk
than you could eat in twenty years. Wooty, poopy pooh,
Look at us, We're a bunch of floor licked cousin
humpers pipping out our sister, the bird girl for a
little no pants dance with a village man dog, for
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a big holiday platter full of skunk.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
God bless the Pilgrims for bringing us this.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
We were fightful, we were grateful, and I weren't no
holly jolly Eggnaggie, sugarplum fairy and Teddy Barry and very
merry and Christmas mornings. The only thing dancing in our
heads were the nightmare is about another day of being alive.
We'd wake up Christmas morning in tears, realizing we'd all
survive the night, all thirty seven of us.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
Would we brawl out of bed, which was just a
big box on the floor of the outbouse.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
We had to stack ourselves like sardines, and you never
got any sleep because someone on the bottom always had
to pee, and you had to keep stacking and unstacking
all night long. In the morning, we'd all run into
the living room and there weren't no tree neither, just
a big viner kudzu that growed through the window during
the year, and we didn't have no stockings neither. We'd
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use that old hollow human leg we found down by
the railroad tracks. We'd prop it up in the corner,
and since we didn't have no fancy gifts or exotic
fruit to put in it, we'd fill it up with
little slips of paper with words of hope and encouragement
on them, like kill.
Speaker 6 (43:40):
Me now, or why Lord?
Speaker 4 (43:45):
Why then?
Speaker 3 (43:47):
The cap off our glorious Christmas Day? We got in
the barn yard, stripped naked.
Speaker 6 (43:51):
And make poop angels.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Wing dangy do look at me, I'm a poop coming
ned went dancing around the loogi tree, and we loved it,
and you could forget all about that old langzine and
dick cluck drooling cheap hooochs Guzzlin or derv Horden ball
dropping nonsense. When it was time for another year to
come around, you'd set around and figure out how much
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farther ahead in life you'd be if you weren't such
a knuckle dragon idiot, And you'd write down all the
mistakes you'd made that year so you'd never make them again.
But you couldn't read or write, so it just looked
like a bunch of squiggles, and you'd make all the
exact same mistakes.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Again the coming year. It was like a great big
loser to do list.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Then at the stroke of midnight, you and all your
dumbest dirt kid would stand in a big circle. Then
you turn to your left and start kicking the ass
directly in front of you. Then you'd go outside and
stand in the middle of the road and pray that
someone would invent the car so they could mow you
down and put an end to this what's that X
cycle of misery known as your life?
Speaker 6 (44:51):
Hey, look at me?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Whoopedy doo, let's hear it for baby new Year.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
Here comes another three hundred and sixty five days a
living life in the stupid Lady, and we liked it.
Speaker 16 (45:02):
We loved it.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Affinity diny tooty toot toot. I hate the holidays.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 4 (45:23):
Mama.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Of buttermilk, and crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Why do I have to listen to that John boy
person and Billy whoever on that noisy big show button, Mama, Thank.
Speaker 6 (46:10):
You, Good morning. There's a big shall radio. Well exactly,
no Gary ho ho hoy for the holidays. We get
requests for it, so we get it for you. That
turkey is.
Speaker 12 (46:26):
All wet tweet turkey. Of course, it's good. Love tweet
turkey lack of good bushoot because it's turkey to eat,
So good turkey for me, turkey for you. Let's eat
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the turkey in my big brown shoes. Love tweet the
turkey at the table. I once saw a movie with
Betty Grabel. Eat that turkey all night long. Fifty million
nobbush fans can't be warm turkey lurkey doo and turkey
(47:11):
lurky dup. I eat that turkey, then I take onnap.
Thanks give is a special mind.
Speaker 6 (47:29):
Jimmie Walker.
Speaker 14 (47:32):
Used to say, time ol mine.
Speaker 12 (47:36):
That's right, turkey with gravy and cranberry. Can't believe the
Mets traded Dalla strawberry turkey for you and turkey Bobbie.
Can't believe Tyson gave that girl beating.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Oh, white meat, dark meat.
Speaker 12 (48:01):
You just can't lose.
Speaker 14 (48:03):
I had off my motpet and I got a bruised
turkey in the oven, end of buns in the toaster.
I'll never take down my shry TEGs poster turkey and sweet.
Speaker 12 (48:23):
Partain Uppie Samby Davis. You and you've only had watery Oh,
turkey for the girls and turkey for the boys. My
favorite kind of pants are corneroids, gobble gobble bo and
gobble gobble giggle. I wish turkey only cost don nickel.
Speaker 14 (48:48):
Oh, I love turkey on Thanks, giv me happy Thanks.
Speaker 6 (48:58):
Jimmy, what good Good morning. Big shows on the radio.
Coming up, we play Beat the Blonde for a Heavy
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Good morning. You got the Big Joe on the radio.
More chances for you the wind coming up after your.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
News weathers mart Hey, this is your old pals, you
stein La Black.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
When I'm not mooching some of that buying Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boodro and that sassy sack of wife
and his on Lizabeth.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I'm listening to those.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on
that there.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Big show Woie Dre's funny I Carrol Pete.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Got the doodle dooleven onm It is Wednesday, the day
before Thanksgiving twenty twenty four. Sure day, it is the
twenty seventh of November. He just Thankshiving falls right around
this time. So here we are right around. He just
noticed that, he does.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
You know, this is just the opposite around Valentine.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
So what day is Valentine's this year? But see I
can do it. Be got my brothers, you know, he's
all he's a Thanksgiving baby, my younger brother. And it's
on November twenty seventh, so sometime it's on Thanksgiving some
time before right around there.
Speaker 8 (01:42):
That's on worthy fourth Thursday falls, right.
Speaker 9 (01:46):
That's it?
Speaker 10 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Is that where Thanksgiving is? For sure? Yes? It is Thursday, Yeah,
last Thursday in November or the fourth in case there's
five right right, all right, I got it. Now I'm
gonna work on Valentine's down it. It's sometime next year.
All right, we're gonna do you love me?
Speaker 11 (02:07):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (02:07):
It starts out with.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Them, doesn't hit your turkey hunt and tyers just letting
that soak in your turkey hunt. Promise some sex cidents
would finlence the way you call him up.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
So the turkey call is very important part of that.
You seem to leave it out.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, Jesus, you gotta have a dirty don't
You don't holler at him? Hey, like the when I
got over there like bugs money, when he used to
dress up like a woman. Alright, let's get our national
days out on the plate for you to observe as
National craft Jerky day came my boy, come make some
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mean dear jerky. He sure does keep it up. Today's
National Bavarian cream Pie Days, Faints Day for a nice
fancy pie day for Thanksgiving very cream. It's National tie
one on day the day before thanks Get right, wait
a minute, so drunk it might confuse people with its name. However,
(03:09):
it is not at all about going out and getting
crazy and drinking too much while others are at home
working hard preparing for tomorrow's big Thanksgiving Day meal. What
I bet.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Tie on an apron?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Then I guess, yeah, I think it is there being words.
There's National Jukebox Day. When you're out tying one on.
If you find a good old juke box place, set
them up, Joe and got me a walk in the floor.
That would be good. Okay, well, sorry my head. Let
(03:45):
me set up and get our prize pack out. Get
three dates in history and we'll get that winning beginning
heading into the holiday season. Then Joe's on a radio,
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio.
First prize pack out this morning, an LS tractor hunting
season prize pack. While we hadn't want to congratulate Tip
(04:06):
Edwards out of Kolera, Alabama, he won the Mossy Oak
Gamekeeper's LS tractor. Now they got a brand new Camo edition.
My boys at Mossy Oak.
Speaker 12 (04:16):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
This prize pack gets you a Blaze orange bean, a
T shirt for your dog, screen cleaner in Key Chain,
Love My Boys. LS Tractor. If you go to LS
Tractor USA dot com you find your local dealer. Learn
why customers start blue and stay blue, and sarch at
Massy Oak Camo Tractor. Gotta three days in history where
(04:36):
we'll get our categories. November twenty seventh, twenty seventeen, some
jackass locked up eight donkeys four days ago in ro Utar, Pradesh,
India for eating plants, and today, on this date, they
were released.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Okay, eating plants, that's what they did.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Donal cow all right. Also in twenty seventeen, Prince Harry
an actress Meghan Markle an now stair engagement? Okay, three,
that's four? About seven? Or they go, are you break
up yet?
Speaker 8 (05:18):
You know there's been the rumors.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
I heard that for a while. Yeah, is that right?
I wondering? Helloa, I heard it yet? Jaggie is somewhere.
Somebody is tired.
Speaker 9 (05:32):
You know what it is?
Speaker 6 (05:33):
All of us? Oh the Prince and his American think
a great movie sometimes. Finally on this date, in twenty
twenty two, Mana Loa, the world's largest active volcano, erupted
for the first time in nearly forty years. That was
on the island of Hawaii.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
Is that pronounced Mowanna?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Probably like the movie You Thanks Me, Milana Lowe. So
it was a movie about it.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Now, Disney did it? Did it take Mowanna and the volcano?
It's you see if you had kids younger than.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Yes, I was just gonna move on. Okay, all right,
because that's our three categories mission accomplished. Let's get a
contestant on the line and get the winning beginning. Wake up,
Oh we are waiting. Okay, let's go ahead and play
(06:47):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio.
Where's Wednesday, November twenty seven. Well, look our feature track
from the Big Show, Big Box Cadburry Thanksgiving Dinner with
the Clumps perfect John Boy ban a holiday album. He
words Clumps Dinner. You're the big Box at the Big Show.
God coming.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Upburst.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the Big
Prize Beer. Let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're playing.
Speaker 13 (07:30):
Uppers, have a way.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
Up and gust time you get the best time.
Speaker 14 (07:35):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Let's say, hey John from Smith Stations.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
All I'm bamof.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Shots.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Good morning John, Hey man, we do cheby beat up
boys and girls. How you today?
Speaker 15 (08:02):
Oh Ford?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Well John, let's get your prize back head in the
Thanksgiving before we take a couple of days off you ready, buddy,
we'll right five seconds. I know you can name three plants, ready.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Go.
Speaker 16 (08:17):
Mad those pepper and oprah.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Oh wow, Now you can give us three kinds of announcements.
Speaker 16 (08:25):
Ready go wedding, your wedding, graduation, and retirement, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
And for the win, three places with active volcanoes. Oh
it sounds tough. Ready go.
Speaker 16 (08:39):
The United States, Japan, Russia.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Well, we just spread it out like that.
Speaker 15 (08:49):
Everybody in the room.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Everyone looked at me. I don't know that they have Russian,
I said, John. That doesn't sound right where we start? No, no, Jah,
And you got the LS Tractor Hunting Season prize back.
We'll get it to you down Smith's Station.
Speaker 16 (09:07):
That is great, y'all have a great Thanksgiving and a
good hunting season and kind of give a shout out.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Well, of course you can, buddy, go ahead.
Speaker 16 (09:21):
It's all the hunters out there. If you can trap
some trap some Yeah, trapped.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
All right, well, you know that's something I had never done.
But we'll do some beavers to get them out sometimes.
Speaker 16 (09:35):
Well but what you got all your predators. So if
we can trap a little if our hunters would trap
a little bit and try to knock out some of
the predators, right, it'll help out and all.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
The trap one of the big old hogs that you
can look at John boy building facebook page and see
what we wiped out with hogs. It's a lot easier
when you're a great out like I am. John. I
don't know, but yeah, Travis, enough about that. Let's talk
about Oh yeah, that was a good lady. Then all right,
then I said, meanwhile, there are volcanoes in Russia. John
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would appreciate you, buddy. Well never mind, you won, Jackie, Jackie,
are lay it all out before you get your dress over.
We're just getting started, buddy.
Speaker 17 (10:29):
You hang on.
Speaker 16 (10:30):
Hi, Hey, hey, hey, one one more thingks, Okay, coming
up all Thanksgiving.
Speaker 15 (10:36):
I'm thankful for y'all.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Ain't you, sweet John? We're thankful for you.
Speaker 15 (10:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (10:42):
I've been listening to all y'all for for a long time.
Speaker 15 (10:45):
Year.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Well, you appreciate you want us back let's move on.
Oh there he goes, all right, all right, we're gonna
jump out, catch you up on your news. Then Marvin
(11:09):
and Howid sing one of our favorite holiday songs day
after five. Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
(11:53):
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving Marven and who ain't gonna sing a
little song about this fry it ain't coming off.
Speaker 11 (12:02):
But I.
Speaker 13 (12:11):
Dreaming of a black.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Friday.
Speaker 13 (12:18):
We back when Christmas was still fun. Remember that every
Christmasmass Hello was nice?
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Same me, Lord and no.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
Bodyful the gun. I dreaming of a blackness Friday when
chrisy Shepherds didn't snap them, Sandy Claus had.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Kids on his love.
Speaker 13 (13:02):
And now bad if a fuck a cap.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Take it hard, and.
Speaker 15 (13:12):
Dreaming of a blind.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Friday.
Speaker 14 (13:18):
Just like the way used to leave.
Speaker 17 (13:25):
You could check your ly stock and note be stocked,
fan face, assault and batter. I'm dreaming of a blind.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Friday, just like the good ones.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
In the Fast.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
You could cram or you cramp in the car and
get home really.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Fine and no blind.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
Try to world.
Speaker 15 (14:21):
Your lo.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Gonna
get up with Senda's little helper and being famed guitarist
gerry Ho ho ho coming up by twenty minutes.
Speaker 18 (15:17):
Well right now, and now it's story timed with your host,
Carl Chilterns.
Speaker 19 (15:29):
I reckon you old you hear about that first Thanksgiving?
What happened a fir piece back. I heard it totally
good many ways, but I figured I might be able
to come up with some rather say about it the
way I hear tell. A bunch of foreigners got a
belly full of why they's doing things over in that
fearn country they was living in. It's all big family
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of them decided to come to America. Here there's all kidfolk.
One way or another. It seems to me all had
the last name Pilgrim. Well, sir, The Pilgrim folks packed
him changing drawers and some potted meat. All of them
pile onto some boats there. They called him a niner,
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a pinner in the santy clause them Pilgrim's pretty much
no count when to come to sailing and such. They
so busy playing shuffle board and the fooling around, they
wound up running plumb into a big old rock on
the shore.
Speaker 14 (16:26):
There.
Speaker 19 (16:28):
They figure as long as they run up on dry land,
they might as well give his place a shot. They
weren't sriffing if and this is America or not. They
soaked dadgum happy to be off in the water. He's
ready to bust. They weren't used to having so much
room to live in, so they all runed off summers,
exploring and laughing and carrying on. I reckon, they's a
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bit noisy. All that nonsense didn't sit too well where
the folks that's already living there had a whole bunch
of Indians homestead and in them parts, not the kind
with the red polka dot in their heads, other kind
kind of living in tents, carry tommy hawks and whatnot.
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Seemed they didn't like being called Indian as much. I reckon,
they wanted to be called Native Americans. Them Pilgrim said,
all right, then it's a good thing in Native Americans.
A friendly bunch. Them Pilgrims did a sorry job and
taking care of themselves. And I didn't know nothing about farming.
And they have no warm clothes, just the beg of
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hats with them shoes with a big belt buckle on them. Madam,
old Native American fella school them on how to take
care of things, especially this one fella named Squanto I Reckon.
He had him some time off of working with a
lone ranger, so he showed them Pilgrim there how to
get along right good thought him how to hunt, can't
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you kate fee, told that wharfs down the laundry mat,
sharping that lawn more blade with a big old rock,
even told them how to use beads and shiny rocks
to do some trade. Well sair, things went along pretty
good first ball that Pilgrim family. Well sir, they thought
they'd throw a big she and dig for our new
friends there. They know they's grateful for all that help.
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Well sir, they decided to rustle up some special sort
of grubb or another. Really put on the dog told
Daddy Pilgrim some of his boys there, they decided to
go hunting. They're so excited they couldn't sleep. They got
up early and had breakfast at the warful house there,
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and then off they went. They weren't added too long before,
and they run across his big old, funny looking bird
kind of looked like a big old dog with a
feather duster stuck in his hind. Then, well sir, they
got that funny looking bird stuffed it with some stovetop
stuff and trotted it out for that big old surprise supper. Well,
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Squatto had him a little girl there, cute little thing,
no burger and squirrel. She saw that bird all cooked up.
She started to ball in her eyes out. She yelled,
what'd you kill my turkey? Firm?
Speaker 6 (19:20):
What you kill my turkey?
Speaker 19 (19:21):
Firm? Turned out that old funny looking bird, there was
a turkey squander. Little girl and that turkey they made friends.
Why didn't sit too well with them Native Americans? They
just all read they'd gonna kill them Pilgrims, and they
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figured it's so close to Christmas, they ain't just leave
Mr de Fence for themselves. Some Native Americans they runed
off down to Atlanta. Darn them a baseball team. Then
Bilgrim did, alright, I reckon seven days all over the place.
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So I reckon except for that little girl, her ned
turkey in the party, Happy ending all around. Moral. The
story is, you're gonna eat some folks pet bird, do
it close to Christmas, so say don't keep the end.
Speaker 18 (20:19):
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You have rate somebody's burn, Old Feller.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Good morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
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Speaker 10 (20:38):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh kill. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon.
Speaker 11 (20:54):
The cookies of discontent, by the heat of the laundromat
fan leaving their soul and then like in Portragal dot
dot dot, you know, kind of hot set.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Up leaving their soul.
Speaker 11 (21:10):
Hoarten the waters of the Medulla oblong gy with John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show like that one.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
John BOYA good morning, and it's a big show on
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the radio for your Wednesday, November twenty and seventh, John
Boy's a wonderful Thing give Away number one hundred and
twenty six. Well, I put back some cool challenge coins
that I've got over the years. This is a commemorative
US Air Force Officers challenge coin from Langley Air Force
Base and check it out. Got a picture the desk.
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We always do my wonderful thing before we give it away.
The Big Show dot com and put it help us
see you out about. We will draw the winter We're
office Friday, look back out and leave it on. We'll
get it next week when we get back after Thanksgiving.
Off of this right, luckily, I can get it all
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done in my brain and then y'all can carry it
out all right asn't playing at the Big Show. Wow,
Gary ho ho hoy tayer back to it, baby, Get
Gary on the line. Oh right, my girl, Big Show
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Speaker 19 (23:06):
Up, y'all.
Speaker 17 (23:08):
Well, you know what that means.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
In the next the best soundtrack for the Peanuts Christmas Special,
the way we kick off our holiday season, And that
means it's time for Gary ho ho ho a regular
camp counselor the Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp, scheduled to
take place this year in Los Angeles, actually twenty twenty five.
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Beginning February twenty seventh, He originally completed workhold Leader Ford's
forthcoming album setting saund on the Rock Legends Cruise twelve.
This February as well. They're just finishing a string of
dates on the Lou Graham All Stars tour, and here
he is again on the Big Show. Good morning, Gary,
(23:54):
Good morning, my friend.
Speaker 15 (23:55):
How are you a missie?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Man?
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Miss you too, buddy. But we can show how you
musically and we'll take that until we get in person again. Man,
how's everything.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
Going for you?
Speaker 15 (24:07):
Everything's going great, man, Thank you so much. It's been
a great year, a lot of good stuff going on.
I've been on the road with the holiday tour and
just keeping really busy, you know, finished an album with
lead a Forward, got on the road with Lou Graham,
one of my favorite fingers of all time, and been
touring with his all star band.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Man, that is so awesome. You have been busy, and
that's all about. Currently on your twenty twenty five Ho
Ho Ho rockin Holiday tour. Go to Garyhoy dot com
for the tour stops on that one, and Gary too.
I want to talk about your Christmas single last year,
of course, it was a Nutcracker sugar plum Fairy. This year,
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I want you to announce what we've got rires to
do with Angels again.
Speaker 15 (24:53):
Yes, absolutely, Angels have come down this once. Angels, we
have heard on High And I've been working on a
new Christmas album to be released next year on the
thirtieth anniversary, a full album, and I had these songs
that were getting developed and this one came out so fun.
I was like, Angles, We've heard on High. You know,
I got to put it out. I couldn't wait. So
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I wanted to put it out as a single, and
you know me, I always put the crunch on Christmas,
and I wanted to do a Motley Crue type of
rip to just go.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
It's awesome. Wait to hear that hole. Now you can
get that on all streaming platforms, I am presuming, Gary.
Speaker 15 (25:47):
Yes, absolutely, it's on all the streaming sites Spotify, Apple
Music and if they can download it at my website
gryhoy dot com as well, and it's on YouTube as well.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
To listen to Man, And I can't believe how long
we've got to got the be with you.
Speaker 12 (26:00):
Man.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Your first album released thirty years of nineteen ninety five,
So next year, the thirtieth anniversary. That is so awesome.
And of course Gary, we tell our listeners every year
for our new listeners every Christmas Day, you give away
an autographed Fender guitar.
Speaker 15 (26:19):
Yes, this is our seventeenth Daniel, I believe I have
a nice black Fender sitting here with a maple neck.
I autographed it. And well, they can hit my newsletter
then I'll email them and let them know if they won.
I wish every won a lot of luck.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
All right, So what's the best way to get your newsletter?
Get signed up for that right now?
Speaker 15 (26:38):
Absolutely? They just go to Garyhoy dot com. Right on
the homepage there's a button they can cricket Newsletter. Then
they'll be entered to win and they'll be ready to go, and.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Then you can find out all about stuff I was
telling you about at the Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp
we're here. Is a camp counselor there as well as
the rock Legends cruise as well and all the off
Chris music, I mean not every there. You do have
got a little something you can tell us with about
non Christmas music there?
Speaker 15 (27:07):
Absolutely, Well. I'm working on a new album that's coming
out called Avalanche, and it's a collection of just cool
rock songs that reflect, you know, my life, things that
had happened. The last It took me five years to
get this record out after the lockdown, I took care
of my mom for a couple of years. She passed
away about a year and a half ago, and I
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lost my younger sister to cancer. So you know, we
went through what so many families go through and as
you get older, and so I put a lot into
this new record reflects my life and it was like
a therapeutic thing. But the title track, Avalanche is kind
of like it sounds a little bit like led Zeppelin.
I think Bad Company goes kind of like that.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Nice I ran across.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
That's an album you've put out, I guess a little
over a year ago, but it showed up on one
of my recommended lists on the Apple Music and it's
the album Gary is Deja Blues and it is awesome.
Speaker 15 (28:12):
Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate that. Sure, Deja
Blues is ironically it's a funny thing. I recorded that
album and I put it out on my own label.
It's one record I didn't do with, you know, like
one of the bigger labels. And it's one of my
biggest downloaded songs, the most stream songs of almost any
of my catalog online. It hit like over six hundred
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and fifty thousand streams last year. I was like, are
you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (28:38):
You know, well I'm one of them. Well, I think so.
Speaker 15 (28:43):
I thank you so much. And you know, my mom
probably hadn't all repeat when she was alive.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
I bet it's a great album. I highly recommend well
you Thank you know Gary, You're awesome, one of the
best guitar players in the world. But more than that, man,
you're a great god. We've had the pleasure knowing you
for these years. And man Wanning, wish you happy Thanksgiving,
Happy Christmas, and man keep going, Buddy doing great.
Speaker 15 (29:08):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 19 (29:09):
Well.
Speaker 15 (29:09):
I appreciate you guys too, and the memories we've had.
I feel like you guys are family. We've been doing
this for so long and I love it.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
I appreciate it absolutely. The new single all of Gary Stuff.
Just go to his website Garyhoi dot com. Alright, Gary,
Merry Christmas, Buddy, Merry Christmas. I'm playing out.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Wow Wow one night.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Why yeah man, Gary ho Ho Holy Garyhoy dot com.
A damn well, let's play on John boyd Jeopardy for
this Wednesday Morning Review. Yesterday's question. According to a recent
survey among frequent flyers. Forty one percent of adults would
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support a band on passengers doing this on all domestic flights.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
Not re reclining.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
You do not recline their seats. They do not like this. Okay, okay,
today's John Boorgejepardy. According to those who study such things,
babies in the womb and unhatched chickens inside their shells
both do this.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
Flip the cameraman off.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Good guess what you ow?
Speaker 7 (30:30):
God?
Speaker 19 (30:30):
One day?
Speaker 6 (30:31):
Don't big sell you told? Free line across America? We go,
do we get a winter? We play John Boygeborty in next,
(31:03):
Good Morning, it's a big show on the radio, Humming
through your home Day Wednesday, November twenty seven, feature track
for the make show bed Box Catbury Thanksgiving Dinner with
the Clumps. Those were keywords, clumps, dinner. There's the big show,
God coming the enemy box Ol Gay and now well
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let's play. Yeah, so I've across America.
Speaker 20 (31:28):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now your host he's all
exciting about new research where they combined the DNA of
turkeys with centipedes and if it works out, tramp sticks
for everybody.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Peas John Boy, there's a head of Brad out of Haleyville, Alabama.
Good morning, Bread, good morning.
Speaker 21 (31:52):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
No, buddy, you are Brad. You got first shot at
John boy Jepardy this morning must be living right?
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Oh you already, buddy.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Well let's see, because uh, it could be many things.
Maybe according to those who know, babies in the womb
and unhatched chickens inside their shells both do this.
Speaker 21 (32:16):
I'm gonna go with dream Johnny.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
You say dream babies, Yeah, I don't know. I would
like to find out how they know they monitor.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
They probably ask them.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
Okay, Brady worked out for you, buddy, But good Red
Max Prize pack head down the Haterville for you.
Speaker 21 (32:44):
I appreciate it. Could I you to do one more
thing for me?
Speaker 16 (32:47):
Please?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Sir?
Speaker 19 (32:48):
What you need?
Speaker 6 (32:48):
Buddy?
Speaker 21 (32:49):
Y'all got a bit the word Randy or Billy or
somebody got bit by the squirrel in the garage or
whatever and they had to go get the technic shots
and all that. But y'all find that playing that that's
the funniest kid I have ever heard of my entire life.
Speaker 8 (33:02):
Really loves that.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Well do that, kids, how about you save it to it?
Speaker 9 (33:10):
Right?
Speaker 6 (33:10):
You know he could bite it from the bit box
for ninety nine cents. That's all. I'm not getting committed.
Speaker 19 (33:16):
I look for it.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
I didn't look for it, all right, monk, if you'll
look for Chipmunk, you'll fight all right down. Damn Brad,
What doing boy? What were about your dollars?
Speaker 8 (33:25):
Brad? I got I got you, I got your request
in Buddy, y'all, I appreciated.
Speaker 21 (33:31):
God bless y'all, and thank y'all for every single ty
on y'all do all the charity shall support. There's a
special place in heaven for all of you. God bless you,
and I appreciate what y'all.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Don Thank you. I appreciate you. Buddy, A happy Thanksgiving
to hang on by them with the hour, Toby, you
new right on the other side. To get our Wednesday
morning in time, capsule. I guarantee la above the ground.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
I'm a homo and I just can't help it.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Be okay.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
I've got lots of shoes, and I watch the view
and I lie about how much I weigh. I'm a homo.
Every night, my sweet Marcella, and I Marcella and I
we raise the heat on our sat and.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
Sheets and shave our initials on our thighs. Oh man,
I need a jog.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
I'm winded, which reminds me I need to touch up
my roots again. Hello peroxide rash.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Oh hello Babs.
Speaker 10 (35:21):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I don't want to ruin your diet, but you know
Eddie's gonna order pizza from that slanky place. He like,
do you want your pizza cut into six pieces or twelve?
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Six?
Speaker 11 (35:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Because you don't think you could eat twelve? Oh boy,
you're strict about that diet. Listen, why don't you go
lacker on another coat of lovely and I'll just take
the helmet the starship Booby Prize. Okay, there you go
that way, that way, the other way, the other other way.
That's right, and she's gone, Oh dear, you can see
(35:57):
the wheel spinning, but the hamster is sound asleep. Oh,
John Boy Many big Shoe Philip Pigging, I gonna help
you the what is is.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
This the incontinence hotline?
Speaker 15 (36:12):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Sure can you hold please?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Like he's got a choice, John Boy by, Big Shoe
Philip Thigging. I'm gonna help you, Oh Marcel so tell
me how's life on the road with a touring company
A Fiddler on the Roof?
Speaker 15 (36:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
The audiences have been terrible because of the economy. Well,
how bad can it be? It's it's so bad they've
changed the name to Fiddler up a Creek.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
That's bad. Oh, I know, it's hard to believe.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
The economy is in the tank with that brilliant mister
Obama in the White House. Oh he's a real leader,
all right, leader of the clueless. It's so stupid he
thinks the people are following him. He doesn't realize they're
chasing him. Oh, I'm glad to be back to work.
I needed time off after that Long Grove Park weekend.
Don't get me wrong, I loved it. As you know,
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Ashville is a little slice of pansy paradise. However, however,
I got stuck sitting next to one of those talkie
Big Show fans.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
Well I won't name names, but it rhymes with reba.
Speaker 9 (37:25):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Anyway, it got so bad I finally gave her the
name of a self help group. You know, it's like
alan On, but it's for compulsive talkers. It's called On
and On and on.
Speaker 21 (37:36):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
I finally moved to another seat, got stuck next to
a paranoid dyslexic. He always thought he was following someone
I don't really understand. Well, the weekend wasn't a total loss.
I had to bail Babs out of jail. Oh yeah,
there was a bit of a dust up when she
and Johnny Bravo went shopping, oh only to the finest
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stores you guessed at home depot.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
It seems he was looking for a new drill and
Babs was anxious to help.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
And pretty soon he hears a big scuffle and goes
one aisle over to see Babs going at it with
one of Jackie's people. Oh, it was a real catfight, Sugar.
The fur really flew. There were dark roots.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
And cheap weave and fake nails all over the floor. Well,
I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
It seems that Johnny Bravo couldn't find the drill he wanted,
and he told Babs to go the next dile over
and find a blackened decker.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
You have to be so careful.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
It was a real scene, man, and she did it
all in heels, which was the impressive thing. Oh, here
comes hump Hogan. Now and Marcel. I know you're on
the road, but dust all right, Babs, ain'tel you ready
to go? So where to today? First up the drug store?
Speaker 13 (38:53):
What for.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
A breast pump? Is there something I should know? Oh,
it's for your friend Violet. I thought she was bread speeding.
Uh huh it it hurt too much to boil the nipples.
Oh wow, which reminds me I've got to pick up
the milk to.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
The mini Cooper. Carry on straight, John.
Speaker 6 (39:20):
Boya and Billy Oh crazy, Good morning radio, dumb right,
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Good morning an. It's Wigs on the radio. About twenty minutes,
our expert on college football and the Thanksgiving weekend from
the pay says, say that word a big esb and
every boy mark packer go back. Well, first, let's do this.
It's time for the rumpy old man.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Our jinglely janglely doopeye doo. I'm old and I hate
the holidays. In my day, we didn't have any hormone.
Plump turkey when high fiber stuffing, frozen green bean casceer
roll with phony fuions, pre packed pre ten pure eight potatoes,
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smothered in fat free gravy and sugar free dingleberry pie
for Thanksgiving. We were so poor we draw straws to
get to see who was the lucky one who got
to lick the kitchen.
Speaker 19 (40:47):
Floor for dinner.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
And seeing how it was a dirt floor and we
kept the hogs indoors, it was a real smrgas boy.
Then you'd wipe your mouth with the baby and go
outside and find something to feed the rest of the family.
Generations of inbreeding had left us dumber than the pea
brained credits. We were trying to hunt, so it was
pert near a fair fight.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
That is until we met.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Bloodhound Bobby Joe Bergen Yawn. He had those big mud
flap jowls like Nixon, and then big droopy eyes, then
floppy juggiares of his made him look like that dog
on the Beverly Hillbillies. He could sniff out a bogger
on a baby's bib two counties over. He was in
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big demand, but he didn't work for money because he
was so but ugly. He couldn't get abroad, so he'd
hold your hunger hostage till your hand over. What are
your womenfolk?
Speaker 6 (41:44):
That was the good thing.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
And a good thing for you that he wasn't picky
That was also good for our sister homy Henrietta. She
had snaggly teeth and a club foot and a big,
pointy nose. She cut her own hair and it was
missing in big chunks. Even when you dressed her up.
She looked like some sort of prehistoric bird march. To
go into the pram after a night a noisy, connal
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hijinks old bloodhound would get out in the front yard
on all fours and start sniffing out your next meal.
In twenty minutes, you had more possum, muskrat sniping skunk
than you could eat in twenty years. Wooty, poopy pooh,
Look at us, We're a bunch of floor licked cousin
humpers pipping out our sister, the bird girl for a
little no pants dance with a village man dog, for
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a big holiday platter full of skunk.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
God bless the Pilgrims for bringing us this.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
We were fightful, we were grateful, and I weren't no
holly jolly Eggnaggie, sugarplum fairy and Teddy Barry and very
merry and Christmas mornings. The only thing dancing in our
heads were the nightmare is about another day of being alive.
We'd wake up Christmas morning in tears, realizing we'd all
survive the night, all thirty seven of us.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
Would we brawl out of bed, which was just a
big box on the floor of the outbouse.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
We had to stack ourselves like sardines, and you never
got any sleep because someone on the bottom always had
to pee, and you had to keep stacking and unstacking
all night long. In the morning, we'd all run into
the living room and there weren't no tree neither, just
a big viner kudzu that growed through the window during
the year, and we didn't have no stockings neither. We'd
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use that old hollow human leg we found down by
the railroad tracks. We'd prop it up in the corner,
and since we didn't have no fancy gifts or exotic
fruit to put in it, we'd fill it up with
little slips of paper with words of hope and encouragement
on them, like kill.
Speaker 6 (43:40):
Me now, or why Lord?
Speaker 4 (43:45):
Why then?
Speaker 3 (43:47):
The cap off our glorious Christmas Day? We got in
the barn yard, stripped naked.
Speaker 6 (43:51):
And make poop angels.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Wing dangy do look at me, I'm a poop coming
ned went dancing around the loogi tree, and we loved it,
and you could forget all about that old langzine and
dick cluck drooling cheap hooochs Guzzlin or derv Horden ball
dropping nonsense. When it was time for another year to
come around, you'd set around and figure out how much
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farther ahead in life you'd be if you weren't such
a knuckle dragon idiot, And you'd write down all the
mistakes you'd made that year so you'd never make them again.
But you couldn't read or write, so it just looked
like a bunch of squiggles, and you'd make all the
exact same mistakes.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Again the coming year. It was like a great big
loser to do list.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Then at the stroke of midnight, you and all your
dumbest dirt kid would stand in a big circle. Then
you turn to your left and start kicking the ass
directly in front of you. Then you'd go outside and
stand in the middle of the road and pray that
someone would invent the car so they could mow you
down and put an end to this what's that X
cycle of misery known as your life?
Speaker 6 (44:51):
Hey, look at me?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Whoopedy doo, let's hear it for baby new Year.
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We loved it.
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Affinity diny tooty toot toot. I hate the holidays.
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Mama.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass.
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Of buttermilk, and crawl under a bearskin rug.
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no Gary ho ho hoy for the holidays. We get
requests for it, so we get it for you. That
turkey is.
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lurky dup. I eat that turkey, then I take onnap.
Thanks give is a special mind.
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Jimmie Walker.
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Used to say, time ol mine.
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That's right, turkey with gravy and cranberry. Can't believe the
Mets traded Dalla strawberry turkey for you and turkey Bobbie.
Can't believe Tyson gave that girl beating.
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Oh, white meat, dark meat.
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You just can't lose.
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turkey in the oven, end of buns in the toaster.
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