July 31, 2024 • 36 mins
Wed (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has this week’s “Tatertainment News” and a new list of What to Watch.. - The Grumpy Old Man tells us why he hates breast implants.. - Mark Packer checks in with the latest from the College Football scene.. - We’ll dust off a copy of Pinkard & Bowden’s, “I Lobster and then I Flounder”.. - We’ll fill a request for a Top 10 List.. - and we’ll top the hill with Marvin Webster.
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, I've got in the middle of the week, the
end of the month, Wednesday, July thirty first with today's
feature track from the Big Show, Big Box Eyebrow on call,
Marvin Webster, the Unvalued customer. There's your keyword unvalued. Over
ten thousand tracks and choose from just ninety nine cents each.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I ain't get fifteen tracks for just nine to ninety nine.
Make your job onto the alm sitting over due college bound?
You know, had a big shoe done now and let's
way beat the blonde.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
We got our contestant, Mark at a way across Georgia.
Good morning, Mark, Hey Brty, welcome.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
All right, Mark, you know gonna do.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Ask Tator some questions. She'll answer you agree or disagree,
thinks she's right or wrong?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Two bells for too. Wasn't you gonna win the more?
I mean, here you go. Let's jump on, all right, Taylor.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
In the comics, Billy Batson was able to become a
certain superhero. Whenever he said a special word, who would
he transform into?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
The Birdman?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
The Birdman? He would like to do a wrap for you,
all that bird our bird Man.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh but my daddy's an idiot.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Billy Batson.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He that's in was the ghost writer.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
The ghost rider a rider like like riding rider riding
a horse, the dude on the motorcycle.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yes, rider like a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You have a ghost rider when you do novel that
moment I read a book and walk away.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh yes, I remember him in the superhero thing.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
The librarian.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Remember the mutant ghost Rider.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Okay, I'm sorry, I got radiation. So uh so, who
did you say? You Mark?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (02:51):
I like to laugh, but I have to disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You have to disagree. Yeah, that was the thing to do. Yeah,
Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel, you would say, I am yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I thought that was Gomer Pile. All right, So.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Don't good work, mar got a bail right off the bat.
One more, gonna get this prize packed, Tayer. You have
just inherited your family's heraldic device. Am should you set
on it?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Plug it in or hang it on your wall?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Well, I'm doing all of that. I'm doing it in
that order to well, uh well, you know, yeah, the
heraldic device and that you you sit.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
On that you you set on it.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, you set on the family's heraldic device. Mark, do
you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I disagree, disagree with that?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And that was you hang it on your wall.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's a coat of arms, right, goat of arms that
you have for your family.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Nice.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
It's kind of hard to be putting your tail on
your family crest.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
You're right, stay frown on that.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
My good work body one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bull snot cleaning brothers.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Head down the way cross for.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
You, all right, guys, I appreciate it. Can I get
a shower the house to my mountain? Sandra Miles in Connapolis,
North Carolina. She is just turned eighty and it was
her birthday day before yesterday. And my grandson's also he
turned sixteen. And the greatest gift I ever gave my mama.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh man, that is awesome. Mark, Happy birthday sandraup here
with us, all right, buddy, hit birthday?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Gresson, I go.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Bottom of the hour, top of you in your been
working jacket too hard?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Want her to set back and listen to her favorite
finger bottle song about of Lobstern or.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Found Yeah, morn it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Plase your finger bowt in tune my girls, hang along
if you know the words.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
I was cooking, and she was a waitress down in
salty Am seafood gababe, and somewhere between the clown juice
and the seaweed salad, some little shrimp just lured her away.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Why lobster and never clounder.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
He wrapped to the line round her, and they drove
off in his.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Carp Why lobster and never clounder.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
I out the pussis tacon He all only break her cart.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
I said, just quit and leave me for that tea
an attuning if you want to trout something new.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
She was a ass I ever have. Now my life
passed on harpless.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Oh my god, I love her as I do.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
OHI lobster and never flounder.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
He wrapped his line around her and they rolled off
in his carpet.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
OHI lobster and never flounder.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
If the boss dayson, he'll only raped her heart. Boy,
my sored fish.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
She had come back to me, Sandy.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
I'd sure way of the time.
Speaker 10 (07:35):
Now, Richard, you know she'd just pulled that out tonight.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I've got a haddock routine.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
You're probably right, but you know I've killed her pictures
in my walleye just for the halibit. I wonder if
she's still got mine in her perch?
Speaker 9 (07:55):
Did you did you say perch?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, I'm pray. So that's good for.
Speaker 10 (08:02):
A moment there, I thought I was losing my hairing.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
Well, we maas squid all this lee horse and around more.
These people out here are going to a state of sharp.
Speaker 11 (08:16):
Yeah, we get out of here alive.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
It's gonna be a mackerel.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Frankly scallop. I don't give a plan.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Good mornin, Big show is on the radio. Well, there's
always something exciting happening in little Dismal seep in South Carolina.
Here to tell us all about it is a mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q. Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister mayor.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
Good morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
So what's coming up in Dismal Seepage.
Speaker 10 (09:14):
I thought you'd never asked, John Boy. A little known
fact about our town is that we are the dairy
capital of the state, mostly thanks to text nutters wonder
Utters dairy. I did not know that way to do
your homework beab so as a tip of the old
Fedorida texts and his wife Edna. We're throwing the first
(09:36):
annual Dismal Seepage Saint Cheese Festival. Cheese Festival, sounds good,
So glad you approve. So to kick things off, we'll
have our big parade down Main Street. We'll have the
marching band from the Brie Larsen School of Dairy Fermentation.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Now, what are they called?
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Harmonious teats, all dressed in white, playing bagpipes that look
like teats?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Seen them?
Speaker 10 (10:01):
It's just guessing you should see their mascot Ulysses s utd.
It's a great big utter with googly eyes and a
crazy smile. Sounds cute, terrifying. Also, the Shriners will be
on hand, John boy, Half of them will look like
wedges of cheese and the other half like mice. It
(10:21):
sounds adorable, but I've seen the rehearsal and there's a
whole mad max vibe to it.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
How's the rest of the weekend shaping up? That didn't
sound red at all, John BOYN. Well, We've got plenty
of fun in store for folks of all ages. Direct
from Japan, renowned sculptor Mitsu Rikawa will be here. He's
done a sixty foot sculpture made entirely of cheese, marking
the seventieth anniversary of his country's most famous monster. You
(10:51):
won't want to miss seeing Gorgonzilla Godzilla made out of gorgonzola.
Check out the Big Brain John. If you consider yourself
the daring type, you might want to play cheddar Roulette.
All right, now, what's that exactly? Contestants will sit around
a table sampling chedters from all over the world, but
(11:12):
a few are rancid, and the last person not iffing
their guts out is the winner. Sponsored by doctor Barry Atrix,
belly bands entire recyclists.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So couldn't you get sued for something like that?
Speaker 10 (11:24):
And if that didn't do enough, you would wet your
appetite belly after the trough for our Big Cheese Eating
contest sponsored by Admiral Klott's Colandi Clogger and Farmland Fertilizer.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Eating too much cheese and good for you, everyone will
want to stop and see cheese.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Louise.
Speaker 10 (11:42):
She has tattoos of every single kind of cheese all
over her body.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That sounds interesting.
Speaker 10 (11:49):
I don't think she thought a lot of it through.
I mean, if you are tattoo cottage cheese on your thighs.
You're just asking for trout. This guy knows what I'm
talking about. You should see where she tattooed the Limburger
where we're hoping to set a world record this weekend
as Scabby Knuckles tries to set the record for cheese grating.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Sounds great.
Speaker 10 (12:12):
You always have some clever aside, don't you. Yeah, we'll
watch it. We'll have several vendors on hand to satisfy
all your cheesy needs. Now, if you think you can't
afford some of the more exotic brands, you'll be pleased
to know that Jesus Christ will be here to make
your dreams come true.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It's a miracle.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
Saturday night, you can't miss the concert. Little Miss Muffett
and her Kurds and Way Orchestra will be performing, and
our headliner is for the younger crowd with an appearance
by Scream Cheese and the Bloody Bagels, and back by
popular demand will be the Curdled Girdle Dancers.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Haven't heard of them?
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Oh, they're plus sized artists dressed in skimpy milk made outfits,
everything all pushed up and up. You think it's hot now?
Just wait till they do their thing.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Well, I guess your wife knows all about this, So
come on down.
Speaker 10 (13:07):
To the big dismal seepach Set Cheese Festival this weekend.
We're cutting ticket prices in half so you don't have
to cut the cheese.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Not your best word, shut up. Still another pass back
for you, Lessen. Thirty minutes from right now, it's a
big jello letting somebody better tammit than me, tell you
than me?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
All right time? Ight be the Big Show that stuff
picking him up at you. It's you, Marthel.
Speaker 11 (13:39):
What am I doing well when I'm not hanging up
on right thing fat boying trying to cure beds of
her terminal blondness. I'm listening to my two favorite straight
white Southern points, John Boynt Billie and The Big Show.
Oh Marcel, just stop, no, I won't tell Randy if
that hello.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Good morning Bicks shows on the radio with no.
Speaker 12 (14:33):
I just borrowed his feather, Thank you baby.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, okay, we got yeah, what watching man, it's gonna
poctat you to work now.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Okay, Well we're.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Gonna be playing some wordy word tell you about my
wonderful thing giveaway.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I don't know, but them in trouble. There it is.
You got it up here? Oh there I am.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
When my waffle house hat holding the frame photo of
me with rock Legend Gray slick from Jefferson Airplane. She
was saying, remember one, I think she was looking at
Randy when that picture was slicking.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Oh exactly. I remember coming out, got out of the door.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
We were outside of our old studios conversation.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I didn't have the camera, so that's no. There you go.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I guess all right, there can't be yours frame included.
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Speaker 1 (15:57):
But right now it's time for what to watch.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Get them drawers from Taylor Taman News Desk and close.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
That's quite all right.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I'm not going to add live the next one. Good.
Speaker 13 (16:12):
Let me.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
The box office report from the weekend. If you were
surprised with this one number one debut there Deadpool and Wolverine.
I mean, they're no fall guy, but they did about
two hundred and five million just this weekend, so they did.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
They're very popular.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
A few people that went and saw them. Twisters came
in second place. Despicable Me four hung in there at
number three. Inside Out Too was number four, and Long
Legs with Nicholas Cage came in fifth place.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
As we were keeping up with all the numbers, we
got something four at number two, and then we got
number two and number.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Four as well. And kind of a different take on
what to watch is did you watch? Did you watch
the opening ceremonies?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Did you did?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Paris really went all out, didn't they?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I think no expense was spared for these guys.
Speaker 14 (17:10):
Betting it'll be the first time that the Olympics opening
will have to be watched a couple of times for
people to understand what the hell they were doing.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
And I will tell you that it is streaming on Peacock.
So if you missed it or you needed like a
what was did I see?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
What I think I saw you watch it.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Well, I mean half the problem was it was done
in French. Most of the songs, most of the thing.
It was all about French history and their art and culture.
So I was I needed a program, is what I needed.
I needed to follow along book, so I knew what
was going on.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
You're right, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
So I saw the big girl with tattoos, I said,
all right, is that the statue of celebrity.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
So that everybody was a little off put with that.
Everybody thought that they were depicting the Last Supper, right,
Not not so, says the art director, Thomas johll Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I thought the guy said he really was, but he
just didn't. Well, well, I heard, I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I heard, I heard different things. I heard that they
were celebrating the artist. But then I found the story
about the art director and he said that, no, it
was actually the Greek festival. It was the rendition of
a Greek festival. Where did my.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Stories to go.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
That it was actually they were the the she was
she well, she's Barbara Butch. She's a famous DJ and
producer with the lgbt Q community, and she was depicting
the Greek god of wine who has a halo, a
crown halo like that, and that it was poorly based
on the feast of the gods. Seventeenth century painting by
(18:46):
Dutch artists. Yeah, Jan Harmenzes, I can't pronounce these names.
Please forgive me.
Speaker 14 (18:52):
Christianity, Paganism, yes, yes, trying to get back to their
pagan roots.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
You know, the painting the pigs and assembly of Greek
odds on Mount Olympus for a bank bank with to
celebrate the marriage of U and the figure seated at
the table of center. So don't be upset about it.
It was not his intention to offend anyone.
Speaker 15 (19:15):
He was just doing that.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I just was saying because I know a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Of people were upset, I know, yeah, and you know,
and Christians don't be, you know, surprised when Pagans do
something non Christian.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
At that, there was that, and then of course you know,
your girl lady gay guy was in the beginning saluting cabaret,
which apparently you need to check out catch anything. They
didn't throw anything at her. It was mainly just had
these feather fans, which the rain just really messed up
(19:51):
because everything was off that the rain really messed up
a lot of this poor art director's idea because there were,
you know, people that had to walk in heels and
they were slippery the runways and slipping.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
The bicycle guys falling down, man on them, wet streets.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
You know, there's a BMX guys like you know Nabby
tires on them. But I love I mean, there was
when it got dark, there was like fire in the
Eiffel Tower. That light show was better than any Pink
Floyd laser show I'd been to. So that was kind
of impressive, and Slingdon was amazing. Not to spoil it
for any of these folks who haven't watched it or
seen it, but Selein Dion did a great comeback performance
(20:27):
as well. On top of the eye, well not on
top of it within the iPhone.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Oh my god. If you don't stop.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
About those you were interested, I won't talk about any
of the sports.
Speaker 10 (20:37):
I know.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
We can't get you on the gay bell guys.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
How about the half naked blue guys.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
And of course we didn't find out if we're gonna
go all the way back to the Pagan roads used
to the guys would perform naked in the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
So we found that out on John Boyde. Yeah, helps
with speed.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Maybe next maybe in the next four years.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
All right, well, keep your eyes on Paris hare take
take listen. What's going on? All right there, Let's get
us a winter. Let's play worthy word. Okay, here we
go one eight hundred big show. We'll get a couple
of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Wednesday, ju lot of thirty first, all right, you get
a mind right here and focused.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
What's your morning?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I bout that bad the wordy word and the wordy word.
Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
We got Sam from Legonnier, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I think Sam is that you?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yes, everybody up here, we're meting man the sheep run.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Scared you buddy, welcome in here.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Well we got dumb out the Great Court, South Carolina
on another line of the morning.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Dub Mary doing job boy and we.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Are all right, play us some wordy word Pennsylvania versus
South Carolina. There's some stories about the lizard man down there,
so uh, let's try to keep it friendly. Yeah, you know,
I'll leave. We all just get along, all right. Well,
(22:47):
me and Sam on the team and Tater and Dub
on the other. So y'all relax and let's see what
me and Sam can do with round one. Okay, all right, Sam, you.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Ready, buddy?
Speaker 10 (22:58):
I was born?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Ready man?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
All right? Start to clock. Now.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
These grow in the ground from trees their their watch system. No,
it goes down and the tree grows out of it.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah, that's it. Rhymes with it.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Put these on your feet, cowboy, Yeah, rhymes with it.
Do this with a gun, rhymes with it. You Jethrow
Tall played one of these instrument sideways your mouth, you
blow over it. Oh yeah, that didn't pop in the head,
(23:36):
dog guana, But you put a three on the board, Sam.
So let's see what Tater and Dub can do with
their round one. Dub, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready
and go uh yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
What is that instrument? Did you hold sideways in a no? No,
you it's a wind instrument. You blow over it and
yeah rhymes with it. Ah, look at that puppy dog.
It's so blank. Uh huh. Oh, you told a great joke.
What a blank you are? Such a blank?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
And Al makes this noise too, and it rhymes with it.
And Al makes the noise and he rhymes with the
other word. Yeah, what's the word say it?
Speaker 12 (24:17):
Though?
Speaker 10 (24:19):
That was very good.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Alright, that's the buser. This hell like an hour, right,
little spooky, So let me sw no, no, no, it's
still up there.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
But you got two on the board. Sam leading by one.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Let's get in around two. All right, Sam, are you ready, buddy,
we're picking up on that last one. Ready, go yes, hoot,
all right, rhymes with it. Don't don't do this the
companies I want? Was the Indian say, uh, give a hoot?
Don't what when you throw trash out?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
You you do water smoke stuff?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yes, yes, yeah, plue plute okay, right when you when
you pour something in something to make it not as strong,
this is right.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
It rhymes with that. Yes you do it. Don't blank
your own horn at the time. Oh all right, good work.
Speaker 14 (25:28):
Sam put a three on the three of six on
the board. And it was woodsy owl that said, not
the Indian. The Indian just cried, you had a tear.
It would look kind of weird if for the Indian
to go give a hoot. Don't you know that was
woodsy owl?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Ol, Yes, the Indian.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, that was just like a rapper. Can you imagine
was out? Okay? All right? What we got here? What
we got? Dub and tainer need four.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
To tie five? Will win?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Okay, you up for a dub? I'm up.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
We're still rhyming, We're still running, still rhyming.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Okay those words? Ready?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Go a train the horn?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
You go?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Yes, all right, not rhyming. Hey, I'm going to tell
you something, but it's this you can't tell anybody else.
I'm telling you what. Yes, this is when you skip school?
What are you playing?
Speaker 10 (26:35):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Rhymes with it? A chocolate ship?
Speaker 6 (26:39):
What cookie times with it?
Speaker 10 (26:41):
This is a new.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Player on the team. He's the new player, rookie for
the win. I can't.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Now you can blank your own horn.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
You did it, buddy?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
You messing me up last time?
Speaker 10 (27:09):
Man? Over time?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I beat you and tribble over time? Did I say
them this time?
Speaker 4 (27:20):
You don't know?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Okay, all right, Well, don't worry old Bobby from am
City and annoys him enough. Bobby, let me know him.
I'm still doing it all right. And in the meantime,
Sam up in Pennsylvania, Buddy, good game. You try again anytime? Okay, Well, hey,
thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Man, We enjoyed it. Buddy, appreciate you. Listen, have a
great nuy.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
You guys are a howl man.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
We appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Buddy, alright, did and I Meanwhile, Dub you hang on,
Jack can get you the prize.
Speaker 16 (27:49):
Pack got you man, you have a great.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Congratulations buddy, Good morning, got the Big Joe on the radio.
It's time for our bit request all one coming in
from Woodsy Owl.
Speaker 14 (28:01):
He's played the Indian and the Indian wasn't actually an Indian.
He was a Mexican actor.
Speaker 10 (28:10):
Through quid you get this?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Uh Be requests U. Joe Little out of a Tumwa Iowa.
Joe says, please can we hear when Piddler's don an
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Bills did as Agri top did.
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Liz.
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Here we go.
Speaker 10 (29:17):
Well, now you know, despite what you might think, I
stay busy, okay, always undergo rushing running, planning my next
inevitable failure. So on a necessity, I stop at a lot
of fast food joints. FYI, there aren't enough burger kings.
I find the mascot charmingly disturbing. Just once, just once,
I'd like to hit the drive through without some annoying
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dingus harshing my mellow.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Can somebody give me a break? Can I get what
damn break?
Speaker 10 (29:46):
Here are the top ten annoying morons in the drive through.
Number ten, the stupid turn and the dots and hatchback
that doesn't understand.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
What pull up to the second window mean?
Speaker 10 (30:01):
Number nine the family of four ordering enough food for
forty people have another drumstick tubby. Number eight the mouth
breather that things constantly honking his horn will make things
move faster.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
How'd you like to make that sound?
Speaker 13 (30:16):
Walking?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Number seven?
Speaker 10 (30:19):
Little p d Peckerhead who won't move up because he's
busy watching porn on his phone.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (30:27):
Number six, the spaced out doper dog trying to give
his order to the clown statue. Number five the entitled
millennial half wit with coexist and peace bumper stickers screaming
obscenities at the guy with a maga bumper sticker.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Number four, The old guy who thinks this is the badge.
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Number three, the green freak whose electric car battery died
and is wandering around with an extensive cord.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Thanks for saving the planet. If five fish sandwiches pulled,
it's your ass.
Speaker 10 (31:07):
Number two, the fat girl having a fist fight through
the window because they don't have enough chicken nikis, And
the number one person I hate at the fast food
drive through, whiz me making another bad diet decision.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
I got a lot of problems with your feet.
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What's up? Hey y'all?
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Do hey man?
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How come every time you go to buy something at
the store nowadays, the dude at the cash register they
try to get all up in your business?
Speaker 16 (32:19):
Have you noticed that? Did you find everything you were
looking for?
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Sir?
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Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah? Whatever? Would you let a free
issue with Sports Illustrated?
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No?
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I don't think so.
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Thanks anyway, would you like to fill out a survey
and be eligible for some special office no obligation. I'm like, hey, hey, hey,
I'm at the cash register. The selling part is over.
We on to the paying part. Now, okay, here's a
special offer. I give you some money and you put
my stuff in a sack. How about that?
Speaker 16 (32:47):
Sometimes they say can I have your zip code?
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Please?
Speaker 16 (32:51):
Or how about this one? I hate this one.
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I was watching my sister's kid the other day. Took
him to Toys r US cause I figured that was
easier than you know, like talking to him ten bucks.
He comes back with the Action figure. We go to
check out. First thing, the girl says to me, can
I have your home phone number starting with an area code?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I said, do what?
Speaker 16 (33:10):
She says, your home phone number starting with area code.
I'm like, what are you lonely? Baby?
Speaker 13 (33:15):
I got enough friends. How about you put Batman in
the bag and let me go home?
Speaker 16 (33:20):
All right?
Speaker 13 (33:21):
I said, if they ain't quizzing you, they're always asking
to see your valued customer card. I said, hey, I'm
standing in the store with money in my hand. I
got the customer part done. The value part, well, that's
pretty much up to you.
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You don't even need.
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To know me.
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Okay, let me just introduce you to my man Andrew Jackson.
This is buddy Abraham Lincoln. In fact, I got so
much stuff here you might get to meet and my
boy Benjamin Franklin.
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For it's oba with what I.
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Got to whip out an ID to pay cash. Well, sir,
your card helps us keep track of by inventory. I'm like, yo,
check this out. Go back there on the Justice League aisle.
If you see a big hole where the jet blash
of Batman used to be, that means he's a hot
seller all right, all over, but there all time trying
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to put another card in your wallet. Look at all
this stuff I got in here. Look I got driver's license.
Come to the ID card, Visa card, SAM club card,
food Genie, Bonus club cards, Pink pussy Cat, frequent Freak
club car. Never mind, y'all don't even know about that.
And if you say I ain't got no more room
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in my wallet, oh no, they don't.
Speaker 16 (34:35):
Take no for answer.
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They try to give you one of them little tags
to put on your key chains.
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And I think a woman come up with this idea.
You know why?
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That's to keep other women away from you. You know,
because the girl. Meet a man got a food genie
tag on a keychain. He already got a wife or
girlfriend somewhere. This would have been tagged and released.
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And check this out.
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I got a wallet about a foot thick. I got
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we eating. It's all this plastic we carring around in
our pocket.
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See.
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I think when the end of the world come, this
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stuff around in our back pocket, We'll be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
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way beat the blonde.
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We got our contestant, Mark at a way across Georgia.
Good morning, Mark, Hey Brty, welcome.
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All right, Mark, you know gonna do.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Ask Tator some questions. She'll answer you agree or disagree,
thinks she's right or wrong?
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Two bells for too. Wasn't you gonna win the more?
I mean, here you go. Let's jump on, all right, Taylor.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
In the comics, Billy Batson was able to become a
certain superhero. Whenever he said a special word, who would
he transform into?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
The Birdman?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
The Birdman? He would like to do a wrap for you,
all that bird our bird Man.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh but my daddy's an idiot.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Billy Batson.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He that's in was the ghost writer.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
The ghost rider a rider like like riding rider riding
a horse, the dude on the motorcycle.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yes, rider like a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You have a ghost rider when you do novel that
moment I read a book and walk away.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh yes, I remember him in the superhero thing.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
The librarian.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Remember the mutant ghost Rider.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Okay, I'm sorry, I got radiation. So uh so, who
did you say? You Mark?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (02:51):
I like to laugh, but I have to disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You have to disagree. Yeah, that was the thing to do. Yeah,
Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel, you would say, I am yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I thought that was Gomer Pile. All right, So.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Don't good work, mar got a bail right off the bat.
One more, gonna get this prize packed, Tayer. You have
just inherited your family's heraldic device. Am should you set
on it?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Plug it in or hang it on your wall?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Well, I'm doing all of that. I'm doing it in
that order to well, uh well, you know, yeah, the
heraldic device and that you you sit.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
On that you you set on it.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, you set on the family's heraldic device. Mark, do
you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I disagree, disagree with that?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And that was you hang it on your wall.
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It's a coat of arms, right, goat of arms that
you have for your family.
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Nice.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
It's kind of hard to be putting your tail on
your family crest.
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You're right, stay frown on that.
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Head down the way cross for.
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You, all right, guys, I appreciate it. Can I get
a shower the house to my mountain? Sandra Miles in Connapolis,
North Carolina. She is just turned eighty and it was
her birthday day before yesterday. And my grandson's also he
turned sixteen. And the greatest gift I ever gave my mama.
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Oh man, that is awesome. Mark, Happy birthday sandraup here
with us, all right, buddy, hit birthday?
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Gresson, I go.
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Bottom of the hour, top of you in your been
working jacket too hard?
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finger bottle song about of Lobstern or.
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if you know the words.
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I was cooking, and she was a waitress down in
salty Am seafood gababe, and somewhere between the clown juice
and the seaweed salad, some little shrimp just lured her away.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Why lobster and never clounder.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
He wrapped to the line round her, and they drove
off in his.
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Carp Why lobster and never clounder.
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I out the pussis tacon He all only break her cart.
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I said, just quit and leave me for that tea
an attuning if you want to trout something new.
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She was a ass I ever have. Now my life
passed on harpless.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Oh my god, I love her as I do.
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OHI lobster and never flounder.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
He wrapped his line around her and they rolled off
in his carpet.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
OHI lobster and never flounder.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
If the boss dayson, he'll only raped her heart. Boy,
my sored fish.
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She had come back to me, Sandy.
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I'd sure way of the time.
Speaker 10 (07:35):
Now, Richard, you know she'd just pulled that out tonight.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I've got a haddock routine.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
You're probably right, but you know I've killed her pictures
in my walleye just for the halibit. I wonder if
she's still got mine in her perch?
Speaker 9 (07:55):
Did you did you say perch?
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Yeah, I'm pray. So that's good for.
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A moment there, I thought I was losing my hairing.
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Well, we maas squid all this lee horse and around more.
These people out here are going to a state of sharp.
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Yeah, we get out of here alive.
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It's gonna be a mackerel.
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Frankly scallop. I don't give a plan.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Good mornin, Big show is on the radio. Well, there's
always something exciting happening in little Dismal seep in South Carolina.
Here to tell us all about it is a mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q. Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister mayor.
Speaker 10 (09:08):
Good morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
So what's coming up in Dismal Seepage.
Speaker 10 (09:14):
I thought you'd never asked, John Boy. A little known
fact about our town is that we are the dairy
capital of the state, mostly thanks to text nutters wonder
Utters dairy. I did not know that way to do
your homework beab so as a tip of the old
Fedorida texts and his wife Edna. We're throwing the first
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annual Dismal Seepage Saint Cheese Festival. Cheese Festival, sounds good,
So glad you approve. So to kick things off, we'll
have our big parade down Main Street. We'll have the
marching band from the Brie Larsen School of Dairy Fermentation.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Now, what are they called?
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Harmonious teats, all dressed in white, playing bagpipes that look
like teats?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Seen them?
Speaker 10 (10:01):
It's just guessing you should see their mascot Ulysses s utd.
It's a great big utter with googly eyes and a
crazy smile. Sounds cute, terrifying. Also, the Shriners will be
on hand, John boy, Half of them will look like
wedges of cheese and the other half like mice. It
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sounds adorable, but I've seen the rehearsal and there's a
whole mad max vibe to it.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
How's the rest of the weekend shaping up? That didn't
sound red at all, John BOYN. Well, We've got plenty
of fun in store for folks of all ages. Direct
from Japan, renowned sculptor Mitsu Rikawa will be here. He's
done a sixty foot sculpture made entirely of cheese, marking
the seventieth anniversary of his country's most famous monster. You
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won't want to miss seeing Gorgonzilla Godzilla made out of gorgonzola.
Check out the Big Brain John. If you consider yourself
the daring type, you might want to play cheddar Roulette.
All right, now, what's that exactly? Contestants will sit around
a table sampling chedters from all over the world, but
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a few are rancid, and the last person not iffing
their guts out is the winner. Sponsored by doctor Barry Atrix,
belly bands entire recyclists.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So couldn't you get sued for something like that?
Speaker 10 (11:24):
And if that didn't do enough, you would wet your
appetite belly after the trough for our Big Cheese Eating
contest sponsored by Admiral Klott's Colandi Clogger and Farmland Fertilizer.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Eating too much cheese and good for you, everyone will
want to stop and see cheese.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Louise.
Speaker 10 (11:42):
She has tattoos of every single kind of cheese all
over her body.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That sounds interesting.
Speaker 10 (11:49):
I don't think she thought a lot of it through.
I mean, if you are tattoo cottage cheese on your thighs.
You're just asking for trout. This guy knows what I'm
talking about. You should see where she tattooed the Limburger
where we're hoping to set a world record this weekend
as Scabby Knuckles tries to set the record for cheese grating.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Sounds great.
Speaker 10 (12:12):
You always have some clever aside, don't you. Yeah, we'll
watch it. We'll have several vendors on hand to satisfy
all your cheesy needs. Now, if you think you can't
afford some of the more exotic brands, you'll be pleased
to know that Jesus Christ will be here to make
your dreams come true.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It's a miracle.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
Saturday night, you can't miss the concert. Little Miss Muffett
and her Kurds and Way Orchestra will be performing, and
our headliner is for the younger crowd with an appearance
by Scream Cheese and the Bloody Bagels, and back by
popular demand will be the Curdled Girdle Dancers.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Haven't heard of them?
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Oh, they're plus sized artists dressed in skimpy milk made outfits,
everything all pushed up and up. You think it's hot now?
Just wait till they do their thing.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Well, I guess your wife knows all about this, So
come on down.
Speaker 10 (13:07):
To the big dismal seepach Set Cheese Festival this weekend.
We're cutting ticket prices in half so you don't have
to cut the cheese.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Not your best word, shut up. Still another pass back
for you, Lessen. Thirty minutes from right now, it's a
big jello letting somebody better tammit than me, tell you
than me?
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picking him up at you. It's you, Marthel.
Speaker 11 (13:39):
What am I doing well when I'm not hanging up
on right thing fat boying trying to cure beds of
her terminal blondness. I'm listening to my two favorite straight
white Southern points, John Boynt Billie and The Big Show.
Oh Marcel, just stop, no, I won't tell Randy if
that hello.
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Good morning Bicks shows on the radio with no.
Speaker 12 (14:33):
I just borrowed his feather, Thank you baby.
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Okay, Well we're.
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Gonna be playing some wordy word tell you about my
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I don't know, but them in trouble. There it is.
You got it up here? Oh there I am.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
When my waffle house hat holding the frame photo of
me with rock Legend Gray slick from Jefferson Airplane. She
was saying, remember one, I think she was looking at
Randy when that picture was slicking.
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Oh exactly. I remember coming out, got out of the door.
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We were outside of our old studios conversation.
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I didn't have the camera, so that's no. There you go.
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Speaker 1 (15:57):
But right now it's time for what to watch.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
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Speaker 3 (16:08):
That's quite all right.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I'm not going to add live the next one. Good.
Speaker 13 (16:12):
Let me.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
The box office report from the weekend. If you were
surprised with this one number one debut there Deadpool and Wolverine.
I mean, they're no fall guy, but they did about
two hundred and five million just this weekend, so they did.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
They're very popular.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
A few people that went and saw them. Twisters came
in second place. Despicable Me four hung in there at
number three. Inside Out Too was number four, and Long
Legs with Nicholas Cage came in fifth place.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
As we were keeping up with all the numbers, we
got something four at number two, and then we got
number two and number.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Four as well. And kind of a different take on
what to watch is did you watch? Did you watch
the opening ceremonies?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Did you did?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Paris really went all out, didn't they?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I think no expense was spared for these guys.
Speaker 14 (17:10):
Betting it'll be the first time that the Olympics opening
will have to be watched a couple of times for
people to understand what the hell they were doing.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
And I will tell you that it is streaming on Peacock.
So if you missed it or you needed like a
what was did I see?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
What I think I saw you watch it.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Well, I mean half the problem was it was done
in French. Most of the songs, most of the thing.
It was all about French history and their art and culture.
So I was I needed a program, is what I needed.
I needed to follow along book, so I knew what
was going on.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
You're right, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
So I saw the big girl with tattoos, I said,
all right, is that the statue of celebrity.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
So that everybody was a little off put with that.
Everybody thought that they were depicting the Last Supper, right,
Not not so, says the art director, Thomas johll Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I thought the guy said he really was, but he
just didn't. Well, well, I heard, I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I heard, I heard different things. I heard that they
were celebrating the artist. But then I found the story
about the art director and he said that, no, it
was actually the Greek festival. It was the rendition of
a Greek festival. Where did my.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Stories to go.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
That it was actually they were the the she was
she well, she's Barbara Butch. She's a famous DJ and
producer with the lgbt Q community, and she was depicting
the Greek god of wine who has a halo, a
crown halo like that, and that it was poorly based
on the feast of the gods. Seventeenth century painting by
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Dutch artists. Yeah, Jan Harmenzes, I can't pronounce these names.
Please forgive me.
Speaker 14 (18:52):
Christianity, Paganism, yes, yes, trying to get back to their
pagan roots.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
You know, the painting the pigs and assembly of Greek
odds on Mount Olympus for a bank bank with to
celebrate the marriage of U and the figure seated at
the table of center. So don't be upset about it.
It was not his intention to offend anyone.
Speaker 15 (19:15):
He was just doing that.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I just was saying because I know a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Of people were upset, I know, yeah, and you know,
and Christians don't be, you know, surprised when Pagans do
something non Christian.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
At that, there was that, and then of course you know,
your girl lady gay guy was in the beginning saluting cabaret,
which apparently you need to check out catch anything. They
didn't throw anything at her. It was mainly just had
these feather fans, which the rain just really messed up
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because everything was off that the rain really messed up
a lot of this poor art director's idea because there were,
you know, people that had to walk in heels and
they were slippery the runways and slipping.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
The bicycle guys falling down, man on them, wet streets.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
You know, there's a BMX guys like you know Nabby
tires on them. But I love I mean, there was
when it got dark, there was like fire in the
Eiffel Tower. That light show was better than any Pink
Floyd laser show I'd been to. So that was kind
of impressive, and Slingdon was amazing. Not to spoil it
for any of these folks who haven't watched it or
seen it, but Selein Dion did a great comeback performance
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as well. On top of the eye, well not on
top of it within the iPhone.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Oh my god. If you don't stop.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
About those you were interested, I won't talk about any
of the sports.
Speaker 10 (20:37):
I know.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
We can't get you on the gay bell guys.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
How about the half naked blue guys.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
And of course we didn't find out if we're gonna
go all the way back to the Pagan roads used
to the guys would perform naked in the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
So we found that out on John Boyde. Yeah, helps
with speed.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Maybe next maybe in the next four years.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
All right, well, keep your eyes on Paris hare take
take listen. What's going on? All right there, Let's get
us a winter. Let's play worthy word. Okay, here we
go one eight hundred big show. We'll get a couple
of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Wednesday, ju lot of thirty first, all right, you get
a mind right here and focused.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
What's your morning?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I bout that bad the wordy word and the wordy word.
Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
We got Sam from Legonnier, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I think Sam is that you?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yes, everybody up here, we're meting man the sheep run.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Scared you buddy, welcome in here.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Well we got dumb out the Great Court, South Carolina
on another line of the morning.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Dub Mary doing job boy and we.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Are all right, play us some wordy word Pennsylvania versus
South Carolina. There's some stories about the lizard man down there,
so uh, let's try to keep it friendly. Yeah, you know,
I'll leave. We all just get along, all right. Well,
(22:47):
me and Sam on the team and Tater and Dub
on the other. So y'all relax and let's see what
me and Sam can do with round one. Okay, all right, Sam, you.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Ready, buddy?
Speaker 10 (22:58):
I was born?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Ready man?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
All right? Start to clock. Now.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
These grow in the ground from trees their their watch system. No,
it goes down and the tree grows out of it.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah, that's it. Rhymes with it.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Put these on your feet, cowboy, Yeah, rhymes with it.
Do this with a gun, rhymes with it. You Jethrow
Tall played one of these instrument sideways your mouth, you
blow over it. Oh yeah, that didn't pop in the head,
(23:36):
dog guana, But you put a three on the board, Sam.
So let's see what Tater and Dub can do with
their round one. Dub, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready
and go uh yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
What is that instrument? Did you hold sideways in a no? No,
you it's a wind instrument. You blow over it and
yeah rhymes with it. Ah, look at that puppy dog.
It's so blank. Uh huh. Oh, you told a great joke.
What a blank you are? Such a blank?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
And Al makes this noise too, and it rhymes with it.
And Al makes the noise and he rhymes with the
other word. Yeah, what's the word say it?
Speaker 12 (24:17):
Though?
Speaker 10 (24:19):
That was very good.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Alright, that's the buser. This hell like an hour, right,
little spooky, So let me sw no, no, no, it's
still up there.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
But you got two on the board. Sam leading by one.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Let's get in around two. All right, Sam, are you ready, buddy,
we're picking up on that last one. Ready, go yes, hoot,
all right, rhymes with it. Don't don't do this the
companies I want? Was the Indian say, uh, give a hoot?
Don't what when you throw trash out?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
You you do water smoke stuff?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yes, yes, yeah, plue plute okay, right when you when
you pour something in something to make it not as strong,
this is right.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
It rhymes with that. Yes you do it. Don't blank
your own horn at the time. Oh all right, good work.
Speaker 14 (25:28):
Sam put a three on the three of six on
the board. And it was woodsy owl that said, not
the Indian. The Indian just cried, you had a tear.
It would look kind of weird if for the Indian
to go give a hoot. Don't you know that was
woodsy owl?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Ol, Yes, the Indian.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, that was just like a rapper. Can you imagine
was out? Okay? All right? What we got here? What
we got? Dub and tainer need four.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
To tie five? Will win?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Okay, you up for a dub? I'm up.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
We're still rhyming, We're still running, still rhyming.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Okay those words? Ready?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Go a train the horn?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
You go?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Yes, all right, not rhyming. Hey, I'm going to tell
you something, but it's this you can't tell anybody else.
I'm telling you what. Yes, this is when you skip school?
What are you playing?
Speaker 10 (26:35):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Rhymes with it? A chocolate ship?
Speaker 6 (26:39):
What cookie times with it?
Speaker 10 (26:41):
This is a new.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Player on the team. He's the new player, rookie for
the win. I can't.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Now you can blank your own horn.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
You did it, buddy?
Speaker 6 (27:07):
You messing me up last time?
Speaker 10 (27:09):
Man? Over time?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I beat you and tribble over time? Did I say
them this time?
Speaker 4 (27:20):
You don't know?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Okay, all right, Well, don't worry old Bobby from am
City and annoys him enough. Bobby, let me know him.
I'm still doing it all right. And in the meantime,
Sam up in Pennsylvania, Buddy, good game. You try again anytime? Okay, Well, hey,
thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Man, We enjoyed it. Buddy, appreciate you. Listen, have a
great nuy.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
You guys are a howl man.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
We appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Buddy, alright, did and I Meanwhile, Dub you hang on,
Jack can get you the prize.
Speaker 16 (27:49):
Pack got you man, you have a great.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Congratulations buddy, Good morning, got the Big Joe on the radio.
It's time for our bit request all one coming in
from Woodsy Owl.
Speaker 14 (28:01):
He's played the Indian and the Indian wasn't actually an Indian.
He was a Mexican actor.
Speaker 10 (28:10):
Through quid you get this?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Uh Be requests U. Joe Little out of a Tumwa Iowa.
Joe says, please can we hear when Piddler's don an
angry top ten shok and Joe's coming up next? Good morning,
(28:53):
it's a big Sean radio bet request. Something you'd like
to hear about this time on it through Friday. Here's
having a big com and the mail Mago to the
John Momulla Facebook page. Play it affair? How about Joe
little Ottumwa Iowa Joseph? Please, I want to hear when
(29:14):
Bills did as Agri top did.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Liz.
Speaker 16 (29:16):
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (29:17):
Well, now you know, despite what you might think, I
stay busy, okay, always undergo rushing running, planning my next
inevitable failure. So on a necessity, I stop at a lot
of fast food joints. FYI, there aren't enough burger kings.
I find the mascot charmingly disturbing. Just once, just once,
I'd like to hit the drive through without some annoying
(29:39):
dingus harshing my mellow.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Can somebody give me a break? Can I get what
damn break?
Speaker 10 (29:46):
Here are the top ten annoying morons in the drive through.
Number ten, the stupid turn and the dots and hatchback
that doesn't understand.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
What pull up to the second window mean?
Speaker 10 (30:01):
Number nine the family of four ordering enough food for
forty people have another drumstick tubby. Number eight the mouth
breather that things constantly honking his horn will make things
move faster.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
How'd you like to make that sound?
Speaker 13 (30:16):
Walking?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Number seven?
Speaker 10 (30:19):
Little p d Peckerhead who won't move up because he's
busy watching porn on his phone.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (30:27):
Number six, the spaced out doper dog trying to give
his order to the clown statue. Number five the entitled
millennial half wit with coexist and peace bumper stickers screaming
obscenities at the guy with a maga bumper sticker.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Number four, The old guy who thinks this is the badge.
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Number three, the green freak whose electric car battery died
and is wandering around with an extensive cord.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Thanks for saving the planet. If five fish sandwiches pulled,
it's your ass.
Speaker 10 (31:07):
Number two, the fat girl having a fist fight through
the window because they don't have enough chicken nikis, And
the number one person I hate at the fast food
drive through, whiz me making another bad diet decision.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
I got a lot of problems with your feet.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
If you like this track for you on Boing Billy
out of you a building at the Big Box at
the Big Show dot com keyword unvalue.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
There's marmon webster Yo.
Speaker 16 (32:09):
What's up? Hey y'all?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Do hey man?
Speaker 13 (32:12):
How come every time you go to buy something at
the store nowadays, the dude at the cash register they
try to get all up in your business?
Speaker 16 (32:19):
Have you noticed that? Did you find everything you were
looking for?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Sir?
Speaker 16 (32:22):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah? Whatever? Would you let a free
issue with Sports Illustrated?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
No?
Speaker 16 (32:27):
I don't think so.
Speaker 13 (32:27):
Thanks anyway, would you like to fill out a survey
and be eligible for some special office no obligation. I'm like, hey, hey, hey,
I'm at the cash register. The selling part is over.
We on to the paying part. Now, okay, here's a
special offer. I give you some money and you put
my stuff in a sack. How about that?
Speaker 16 (32:47):
Sometimes they say can I have your zip code?
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Please?
Speaker 16 (32:51):
Or how about this one? I hate this one.
Speaker 13 (32:52):
I was watching my sister's kid the other day. Took
him to Toys r US cause I figured that was
easier than you know, like talking to him ten bucks.
He comes back with the Action figure. We go to
check out. First thing, the girl says to me, can
I have your home phone number starting with an area code?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I said, do what?
Speaker 16 (33:10):
She says, your home phone number starting with area code.
I'm like, what are you lonely? Baby?
Speaker 13 (33:15):
I got enough friends. How about you put Batman in
the bag and let me go home?
Speaker 16 (33:20):
All right?
Speaker 13 (33:21):
I said, if they ain't quizzing you, they're always asking
to see your valued customer card. I said, hey, I'm
standing in the store with money in my hand. I
got the customer part done. The value part, well, that's
pretty much up to you.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
You don't even need.
Speaker 16 (33:39):
To know me.
Speaker 13 (33:39):
Okay, let me just introduce you to my man Andrew Jackson.
This is buddy Abraham Lincoln. In fact, I got so
much stuff here you might get to meet and my
boy Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 16 (33:49):
For it's oba with what I.
Speaker 13 (33:51):
Got to whip out an ID to pay cash. Well, sir,
your card helps us keep track of by inventory. I'm like, yo,
check this out. Go back there on the Justice League aisle.
If you see a big hole where the jet blash
of Batman used to be, that means he's a hot
seller all right, all over, but there all time trying
(34:11):
to put another card in your wallet. Look at all
this stuff I got in here. Look I got driver's license.
Come to the ID card, Visa card, SAM club card,
food Genie, Bonus club cards, Pink pussy Cat, frequent Freak
club car. Never mind, y'all don't even know about that.
And if you say I ain't got no more room
(34:34):
in my wallet, oh no, they don't.
Speaker 16 (34:35):
Take no for answer.
Speaker 13 (34:36):
They try to give you one of them little tags
to put on your key chains.
Speaker 16 (34:40):
And I think a woman come up with this idea.
You know why?
Speaker 13 (34:43):
That's to keep other women away from you. You know,
because the girl. Meet a man got a food genie
tag on a keychain. He already got a wife or
girlfriend somewhere. This would have been tagged and released.
Speaker 16 (34:56):
And check this out.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I got eighty seven cards.
Speaker 16 (34:59):
I got a wallet about a foot thick. I got
eight or ten little tags on my key chain.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Please.
Speaker 13 (35:04):
They say Americans getting too fat nowadays. It ain't well
we eating. It's all this plastic we carring around in
our pocket.
Speaker 16 (35:12):
See.
Speaker 13 (35:13):
I think when the end of the world come, this
is how the devil gonna get everybody to take that
mark of the beast. We get so tired of carrying
stuff around in our back pocket, We'll be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Speaker 16 (35:22):
Put it on my.
Speaker 13 (35:23):
Forehead because my ass is killing. Y'all think about it.
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