July 24, 2024 • 43 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning, big shows on the radio haul ride. How's
the time of the year. We get rid of a
Southern Fried football with the man from the ACC network,
Little Big a ESPN this ACC Media Days and our
boy Mark Packer is right there amongst them taking time
to join us.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Good morning, Pag, Good morning John Boy and crew. And
yeah it is Wednesday morning and you can probably hear
the hustle and bustle behind me because you know what,
it's day three of ACC Football Media Day. And so
today Johnny, we get Miami, the U Loouisville, Boston College
Duke and waking them. Tomorrow we close things up with Clemson,
North Caroline, NC State, Syracusey Company. So it's a busy
(00:40):
four days this week. It all got started on Monday.
And of course we got SMU and Cow and stand
for three newbies if you will, joining.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
The ACC this year.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
So it's gonna be a little bit different look. It'd
be interesting to see how those teams adapt and also
be interesting to see how the ACC adapts those new
teams coming in as well. But to last week, man,
it's talking season. It started a couple of weeks ago
with the Big twelve Media Days and gret your Mark,
their commissioner, talking about how deep their league is and
even though they've only had one team win a game
(01:11):
the College Football Playoff, And then last week the SEC
was rocking and rolling Lane Kiffin stuff, Paul Finebaum and
a locker buried him, and Sankee was talking some trash
and trolling Florida State. So we'll see what we get
this week out of the ACC. Of course, I know
a lot of people are probably talking about the lawsuits.
For the most part, I think everybody will be pretty
quiet on that front with Florida State and Clemson and
(01:33):
those suits going back and forth. But there's kind of
a renewed enthusiasm Johnny with the league because I've been
covering this stuff for a long long time. I don't
remember the ACC ever being in a position where five
or six teams legitimately have a chance to win the
ACEC Championship this year. You know about Florida State, you
know about Clemson, but man n C State Miami should
(01:54):
be really really good and talented, and Virginia Tech giving
their schedule on what coach Price got coming back, wouldn't
be surprised to see the Hokies making some noise too,
So it should be a really really interesting year and
hard to believe. Man, we are one month away from
the start of the season. Week zero, you'll have Florida
State and Georgia Tech playing over in Island and that's
(02:14):
a new from the ACC will be on the road
in the Isle.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
But we're one month away.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
From kicking this bad boy off and can't wait for
it to get here.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That is wild. So pack explain to our listeners, like,
just right quick, what happens. I mean, so all these teams,
you bring them in, they get in front of you,
you just ask them questions, they give an opening statement
and make some of those comments that are always fun
for us. Yeah, that's exactly what happens.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Every school brings four or five players to get the coaches,
so all the coaches, the players, they all get some
quality media time, whether they be on television or doing
radio row or whatever the case may be.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So they're all here, the commissioners here.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
He gave his State of the Union on Monday. I say,
it's really the first chance for everybody to kind of
sample who these dudes are. And the league should be really,
really good. From a quarterback perspective, there's so much talent here.
But again, I think, just again, it's this time of
the year. It doesn't matter if you're an ACC fan,
an SEC fan, Big ten, Big twelve, whatever, there's always
enthusiasm that, hey, this could be our year. So, like
(03:12):
I said, we're a month away from this thing getting
started and I can't get here fast enough.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's it, man, Wow, I can't. I don't know, you
know is crazy. It's all these teams, brand new teams
that we've never had in this conference we grew up
with backing up.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, I know, it is totally different. But you know what, Johnny,
things are so strange that I saw something that was
released from Las Vegas this week that Nick Saban is
two hundred and fifty to one to be the Democratic
Vice president Timony, So you know, he didn't bring his
credential to the SEC media days. The guys only won
eight jillion games, and they said, sir, I'm sorry, you
(03:51):
can't enter here.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
But it's like, do you not know who I am?
I'm nixive.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So we're living in crazy times, Johnny.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
We got asked.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I mean, look, you got.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
An ACC game Cow and Stanford.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I mean, that's what we got now.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So the world is completely upside down when it comes
to college athletics. And like I said, between the lawsuits, name,
image and likeness, who's in which league?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I mean you really got to pay attention. It's kind
of a crazy thing that's happening.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Man. Forget vice President, let Saban be head of the
secret Service? No good, get think now? They wouldn't let
Saban in the put him in Georgia.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I mean, seriously, when you know, given what he's accomplished for,
I can only imagine him walking up to go. I'm sorry, sir,
can I see your credential?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Don't you know?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
By you?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I mean I feel like Roy Williams or Mike Rzewski
walking into a SEC basketball media days and we go.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I'm sorry, sir, I have no who you are. But
life's funny, all right, Well, pack, thanks for taking time
with us this morning. Buddy enjoyed the rest of the
media days. We'll catch up with you again next.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Week, Buddy, Southern Pride footballs here, Johnny enjoy it, my man.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
We sure will thank you very much. As Mark Biker,
you can catch him on the TV ACC now Word
week days round four pm, probably live throughout the days
this week at acc time, right uptown, Charlotte here, all right, well,
let's play our game Beat the Blonde one eight hundred
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You got the big old loll Tiger's prize pack. Okay, yay,
today day, how many balls would you expect to find
on a pool table.
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How many guys are playing Walker?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Walker Walker? It was a long shot like it went
some time. Reach for the extension you're going it?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Yes, I would say sixteen balls, Bob oh oh.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So capt'n Tater said sixteen balls. Do you agree or disagree?
I disagree, you disagree, and I don't believeble knows you
had it back. So one cue ball and fifteen colored balls.
Of course you count them up, don't that ball?
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Right?
Speaker 8 (07:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Alright, cap't. Well here we go, we're still alive. Let's
talk about puppies, Tater, puppies. So can the puppies and
the litter come from different daddies?
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Yes, they have different They can have different daddies.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Puppies in a litter can come from different daddies. Says
what Taytor says? Captain? Do you agree or disagree? I
agree with Tater on that one, And Yessa, what thing
to do is, in fact, each puppy and a litter
could have a different father, So eight puppies could have
eight different daddies. So I mean.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Turns up bail, captain, and now here we go. Yes, well,
win or lose on a true or false question. In Chinese,
high means both yes and no.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
Hi Hi Hi hi hi he spelled h a r
hi true true.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It means both yes and no. Captain agree or disagreed
true correct, I agree, agreeing.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
That was.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Cap good buddy long Tiger's price back. Head over to
Knoxville for you. Thank you, Yes, okay, Y want a
many hours Hobby, you anew coffee with Nerve. Nerve otell
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Speaker 7 (10:20):
It, She's the queen of bluegrass, the fairy godmother of
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Speaker 6 (10:28):
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Speaker 6 (10:34):
I'm Cindy Balcom, And.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
For thirty years, Cindy has dedicated her life to keeping
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syndicated radio Show knee deep in bluegrass and on stage
with her husband.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Terry Balcom, who's also a legion in an Acon.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
But there comes a time when it talent gets too
big for just one genre of music. Well, that legendary
iconic status is about to take get another part of
the music industry by storm.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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Speaker 6 (11:52):
Things and the bad things that will be. Let's talk
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Oh mom, all right, you'll find out things about Cindy
Buncom that you never knew before. For example, I.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
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a round thing in your face, you get sprung.
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(13:10):
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Speaker 6 (13:17):
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Speaker 7 (13:30):
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Speaker 1 (14:08):
That morning super Now, just I've got his pants on.
You might want to check that super flight. No, that's
my barn door. I heard about it. Oh, here we go,
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let's get nerval. Got his coffee all right, here we go. Well,
it must have run out of coffee at home, because
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Oh?
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They're year reckon.
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Give her to you. It sounds like you do.
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I'd say, you know, my wife has false teeth too,
but hers was different. How so they was big? She
had She had quite a joh on.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Or how big are we talking? Well?
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she'd put hers out in the trough.
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On her eightieth birthday, some of the folks from a
church are they throwed her a little party.
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Preacher had just let the candles and she sneezed.
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Really, so what did you do with it?
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I hung him on the porch by the front door,
keeps said Jehovah's witnesses.
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Don't believe I've ever seen a mouth at big No
mirrors at home?
Speaker 11 (15:53):
Huh, Yeah, I come up with one every once in
a while, Jackie, thanks for having me.
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Yeah.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
The world is chock full of humanodities? Are you gotta
see them all at the local mall? When did you
go to the mall? A great granddaughter and I had
a day out. We hitit that food court shedn't dig there,
And I know why they call it food court folks
doing the cooking ought to be on try Anyway, she
wanted to go shopping, I told her I just sat
(16:22):
tired and slip on a cup of coffee.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
You know.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
One of the things I hate about.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
The mall crowds, the noise.
Speaker 11 (16:27):
They charge you for coffee. You want a Venti or
a Grandee? I want a coffee. You're half with I
guess she didn't think it was funny because she charged
me five dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Well it wasn't any good.
Speaker 11 (16:41):
Well it was okay, but for five dollars it should
have come with a hand sandwich in a foot rod.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
So I'm done.
Speaker 11 (16:48):
Some people watching there, you know, passing the time, and
kids all different color, hire tattoos, showing everywhere, metal stuff
and sticking off her faces use the most foul language
you ever did.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Here.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Some of the customurch just as bad.
Speaker 11 (17:04):
I see this one, gal, I see this one gall tall,
long red hair, real nice figure, although you could tell
they was fake. I mean her bottom was jiggling with them,
never budge. But the what caught my eye was her nose.
Now you seen that uh that bird fella on the
Batman show.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Well the penguin.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yeah, I see she put him to shame. I see that.
Speaker 11 (17:29):
What makes no sense to me is she spent all
that money of pumping up her balcony and nobody's looking
at him because of that damn nose. I swear to god,
John Boy, I think it's so big she could smell
the future.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Well did you say anything, George?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Well, what was I gonna say?
Speaker 11 (17:43):
You know, Hey, sweety, would you mind pecking a hole
in this pine log? Further say don'tand could you take
a sniff of this T shirt and then track the scent?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Or me?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Master?
Speaker 11 (17:53):
What's it's? It smelled like in Germany today? Oh a hell,
I kept myself.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
That's probably for the best.
Speaker 11 (17:59):
Yeah, well, I will grab me another cup of the
hot brin here and sweet talk the snack gall into
a cup. I help me so, I'll keep your saddle
lol in your gun grace and hollow, and you need me.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Time by the big show that stuff picking me up?
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You it's you, Marcel. What am I doing well? When
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to cure Babs of her terminal blondness, I'm listening to
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Billie and the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Oh Marcel, just stop No, I won't tell Randy you said.
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right now. From the desk of Taytor Taman News, what
to watch, Here's mar said.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Taylor Moran appreciated the box office review from the weekend.
Twisters came in number one from the weekend.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I noticed I was showing the old Twister over the
weekend nineteen ninety.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Six to one with Helen Hunt Bill.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
And the Flying Cow.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Yeah, we've got cow.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
A lot of a lot of people on social media
have said that social media have said that this is
a great movie. The effects are wonderful, and it's just
it's amazing. I don't know that they know about ninety six,
but the saying is much better. And also it did
much better than projected as far as money wise for
this weekend, so that was good. Expected to only make
about fifty million and it made eighty. WHOA that don't no,
(21:20):
it's not too shabby. Despicable be four came in second place,
Inside Out two came in third. Long Legs The Horror,
The horror movie has a Nicholas Cage as the serial
killer came in fourth place, and A Quiet Place Day
One rounds out the top five. What's in theaters this weekend.
(21:41):
The Fabulous four. This is an uproarious comedy. That's why
they described it an uproarious comedy.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
It was an uproarious horror.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
I know, I know too much to say. It's about
a group of lifelong friends. It stars Susan Sarandon, Megan Malali,
Sherry Lee Ralph and Bette Midler. These three girls travel
to Key West, Florida to be bridesmaids in the surprise
wedding of their best college girlfriend played by Bette Midler.
And over the course of this outrageous trip, sisterhoods are
rekindled in the past resurfaces. There's enough sparks, runch and
(22:13):
romance to change all their lives.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Do we really want to see that?
Speaker 6 (22:17):
I don't know. I lost you at didn't I well?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
And it's going to be blown out of the water
by Deadpool and Wolverine, which also this.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Weekend, I'll see.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
And it's the sequel to twenty eighteen's Deadpool two. And
it's dealing with the time variance authority. If you're watching
any of that on the streaming services, you would see
that Loki dealt with the.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Time various Yeah, so it's.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
The new Marvel Cinematic Universe addition to their whole movie library.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Have you seen any of the Deadpool movies? I think
I saw some of the first. H You like him,
I mean because he's smart ass superhero.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Yeah, and there's some gorrid it but they're laughing while
they're doing that part.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
So that's the kind of interesting you're check it out.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
On the streaming side, Netflix has Ghostbusters Frozen Empire this week,
and it's the sequel to twenty twenty one's Ghostbusters After Life. Uh,
and it deals with the Spangler family, which was played.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
By ghost people. Is this the Ghostbusters?
Speaker 8 (23:20):
This was?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Oh no, no, this is a remake where they got
a little darker.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Okay, but yeah, this, this Frozen Empire actually has Dan Ackroyd,
Bill Murray and Ernie Hudson and Annie Potts back in it.
So the Spangler family was igor iron anyway. That his
Harold Ramis's character, right, who because Harold Ramis is no
longer with us, so they're his family, like his descendants
that have like come back to New York and that
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were following that family around.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Oh right.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Knox goes Away is also on Max and that's Michael
Keaton's movie that he directed and started. And it's a
hitman thriller about a contact killer who has dementia and
he's got out of make some things before it all goes.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Away, and don't forget.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Saturday night is the opening ceremony on NBC of the
Olympic ill.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
It was Friday night. It probably is besides that good report.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Saturday is one of the days that you will be
able to see the Olympics.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
All right this week?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh well, least play Let's get us a weather right here?
Like you, Let's play wording word while we can't one
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Speaker 3 (25:20):
I wait, everybody's head, I bute the bed.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
To play a wordy word and a worthy word. Why right,
we got a husband and a wife gonna square off
home worthy word. They're out of Stewart, Virginia. You know them,
you love them? My Melissa and Randall, good morning guys.
Speaker 12 (25:37):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Oh wait, amene, hold it. My bad, my bad, my bad,
my bad. We know, we know, we know, we know. Hey,
Melissa and Randall, there you are, get the hang of
this phone system.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Here.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
We're gonna play some wordy words. All right, so uh,
Randall and Tator and it'll be John boy Melissa. What
we usually do, divide and conquer.
Speaker 10 (26:04):
Sorry by telse bad luck.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
All right, well ready you and tayor relax right there.
Me and Melissa will see what we can do for
the first thirty seconds. Okay, Melissa, are you ready? All right?
Alrighty oh god therek I am. Let me have a
little sip. Oh that's my step cup. Okay, all right,
(26:34):
now we're ready. Now we're ready. All right, Melissa, here
we go start the clock. Now you go see cowboys
ride horses at the Bucking Broncos at the what you
happen to these bull riding horse?
Speaker 8 (26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
What the whole thing? We're going to the what Saturday
night at the what yes, all right. When you get hurt,
they take you to a hospital in one of these yeah,
uh hut bowling. You knock these now? What are they?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I hunt sneeze into a yes, a buzzard. All right,
three on the board. Three, I thought I would.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Let's say what. Well, let's see what Randall and Tater
can do. Then, Randall, are you ready? Yeah, and go.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Grandpa would have one of these in his pocket and
he would blow his nose off.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
No, he'd blows there.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
It is, hey cigarette, It gives off this you blank
blank a cigarette?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Blank blank?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
The bear. He's very popular. Where there's where there's blank? Yeah? Yeah,
did he say where there's blank, there's fire?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I told you, Melissa, never give up.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Hen it makes me cry.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Let's see. Always got round two to go here, But Melissa,
we are leading by one. It's three to two. All right,
here we go. Baby. We're just gonna take our time
and I'm gonna put it right in that pretty little
head of yours. You say it and we'll move on,
you know, play work okay, Sorry, Jackie, Looking at the watch,
(28:35):
all right, start the clock, now, get directions. Look at
one of these road. Yes, uh huh. This is what
you wear the little phones. Put them over their head.
It's like a sweatshirt, but it's called a what yes,
uh huh oh, this is a kind of gas. We'll
(28:56):
light the grill with yes, Blank Island. Oh tattoo, remember
little tattoo. Welcome to Blank Island? Yes, uh huh? Alright,
day waiting, go baby? Put a four on that three seven? Score?
All right? Damn I have sweatshirts with hoods. All right.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Are you saying you don't have the thug life?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I definitely do. Please look at you. I know. Okay,
so now thank you. Ready back to Randall and Tatler. Here,
five will tie and force over time. Okay, six will win.
Are you ready Randall? Yes, and go.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
This is the big muscle in your arm. Yes, sir.
This is what you get in line for you drop
the kids off.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
It's what.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, but what's the thin Your vehicles are all you get,
Your vehicles are all lined up. You take your turn
to dry? What you got to drive it first? No,
it's it's there's a blank there's a blank blank lane
on the interstate.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Swimming pull over?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Pullover?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Have you enjoyed this as much as I? Did okay women,
hold on, Oh no, hold on a second. First, let's
let's make it official. Melissa wins seven to three. Okay,
now listen, we have not said a word yet, so
(30:41):
all right to Randall, does somebody want to try it?
Speaker 6 (30:43):
You try it?
Speaker 8 (30:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
You want me to try? All right? Randal? Back on
that word jump in the swimming?
Speaker 8 (30:50):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Uh huh? So you're you're what at school? You're driving? What?
Blak blaine blank? No, no, no pulling? What what do
you drive? Not a truck but a oh you're right
time car? Describe it?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Right?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
That's right? Don't you in the corpold? Since you got
more than one on the horse. We enjoyed it, Melissa.
Don't let him off the hook, baby, ride it out
as long as you can.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
All right.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
I want thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Thank you baby. Yeah, I would have run out of
time with these swimming and they're just lolly lolyly like it.
They had a minute and a half to not only
could you not get him to say it, I don't
think he had ever heard it.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
A disadvantage. That is a disadvantage.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Oh good, I love that game this summer. A big
request for this Wednesday morning. Let's see who we got
Edward Bird out of Greenville, South Carolina. Edward says, hey, y' all,
long time listener. Was cool, I'd like to hear the
playhouse about the vacuum Salesman epic.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
You got it?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Edward? Coming up next? Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
(32:50):
Bit request Edward Bird out of Greenville, South Carolina. Yeah,
classic playhouse.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
Vacuum Salesman. As our story opens, a knock comes at
the door of a ramshackle farmhouse on the outskirts of Semolina, Alabama.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
Yeah, who is it? Hello? Ward?
Speaker 5 (33:37):
My knuckles out.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Top of the door. I'm ticting that slatting my foot
in the.
Speaker 13 (33:47):
Dorm and the.
Speaker 8 (33:52):
Whod Dad?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Where did voice?
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Can frat?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Hello?
Speaker 12 (33:57):
Down here under that balcony, you got shy do a
soliloquy off polks down here part of my therenz sea.
I'm down here, lady.
Speaker 8 (34:09):
Will lean negussion.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
It must be winning them.
Speaker 12 (34:12):
Yet the cage, eh tell against thirty minutes outside of town.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
He's right in the middle of a dead guve. He
has kit.
Speaker 12 (34:25):
All right, permit me to introduce myself. Sounds like you're
lifting the springer in there. My name is Ricky be Sharp,
representing the Vecu Zoom Corporation of dunk.
Speaker 8 (34:41):
Alma.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
If you're sailing something, you're wasting your.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
Time, Damne public.
Speaker 12 (34:55):
What I'm doing is offering you a major enhancement for
your day to day lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
And from the looks of this joint, you can use one.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Mister.
Speaker 6 (35:05):
I ain't got no money for foot free but this.
Speaker 12 (35:09):
Ain't no frail It's an investment in the long life
and good looks of your humble hole. This here is
the vacuum Zoom two thousand.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Buy this vacuum cleaner on the market today.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Look, I ain't got no money you spend on no
high dollar vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
I'm living hand them out here, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
That's the really good news. The vacuum Zoom two.
Speaker 12 (35:35):
Thousand is one of the most affordable units in our
company fifty year history. And while she made me small
on price, she's big on cleaning power. This baby consruck
the crow right off a tennis ball and pull a
trailer heads to a garden hole. It's a powerful little sucker,
(35:55):
but get it.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
But I have no money to buy one.
Speaker 12 (36:01):
Ma'am, if you will indulge me in a slightly unorthodox demonstration,
I think you'll agree this baby is a bargain at
twice the prise. See this here, bucket of horse nuggets
I brug with baby?
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Is that with that?
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Smail is?
Speaker 11 (36:17):
I thought that would.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Keep your head?
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Keep your head, keep your head.
Speaker 12 (36:27):
Anyways, we'll just spread these babies liberally around the foyer.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Here, get the corner.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Over the shore.
Speaker 12 (36:43):
Now, if you would like to join me, I'll put
the bucket over in the corner and we'll do a
little target practice.
Speaker 8 (36:51):
And now you, ma'am, you could.
Speaker 12 (36:57):
Look at that all right, nobody, lets show I put them.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
Down just working the world?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Are you doing what it looks like I'm doing.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
I'm throwing horse hockey all over the floor.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
You better clean every bit of that up right now
before I'll go call the nall.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
In the booklets. Here we go.
Speaker 12 (37:16):
Now the problem. My floral house coated little butter ball
vacuus two thousand makes short work.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Oh dad, come me, short joke right in the middle
of the brow.
Speaker 12 (37:29):
Sure, the vacuum Zoom two thousand makes short work up
even a big mask like this. I wish you wouldn't
drop the big one. Almost killed me with that one.
You mind plugging us into that wall socking over.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
There for me?
Speaker 8 (37:42):
I ain't gonna dare you know, gig.
Speaker 12 (37:44):
Once you see this buttered marble it actually you'll change
your tune quick now.
Speaker 8 (37:48):
Ah wow, lady, if the vacuu.
Speaker 12 (37:50):
Zoom two thousand don't pick up every one of them
horse apples on your floor, I'll get down of my
hands and knees and eat the lift overs up with
a spoon. Then I hope you got a healthy apple
time because the failure from the power company, come out here,
get me my interest.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
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Know where they're.
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(41:54):
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Uh.
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could say that. Archie said, just like I said, what
did you bare down old about thou shalt not steal?
And it felt guilty? Brought your bicycle bag? That preacher said, well,
not exactly. He said, when I got to that boy
(42:26):
that says that thou shalt not commit adultery, I remembered
where I left my bicycle.
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Good morning, big shows on the radio haul ride. How's
the time of the year. We get rid of a
Southern Fried football with the man from the ACC network,
Little Big a ESPN this ACC Media Days and our
boy Mark Packer is right there amongst them taking time
to join us.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Good morning, Pag, Good morning John Boy and crew. And
yeah it is Wednesday morning and you can probably hear
the hustle and bustle behind me because you know what,
it's day three of ACC Football Media Day. And so
today Johnny, we get Miami, the U Loouisville, Boston College
Duke and waking them. Tomorrow we close things up with Clemson,
North Caroline, NC State, Syracusey Company. So it's a busy
(00:40):
four days this week. It all got started on Monday.
And of course we got SMU and Cow and stand
for three newbies if you will, joining.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
The ACC this year.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
So it's gonna be a little bit different look. It'd
be interesting to see how those teams adapt and also
be interesting to see how the ACC adapts those new
teams coming in as well. But to last week, man,
it's talking season. It started a couple of weeks ago
with the Big twelve Media Days and gret your Mark,
their commissioner, talking about how deep their league is and
even though they've only had one team win a game
(01:11):
the College Football Playoff, And then last week the SEC
was rocking and rolling Lane Kiffin stuff, Paul Finebaum and
a locker buried him, and Sankee was talking some trash
and trolling Florida State. So we'll see what we get
this week out of the ACC. Of course, I know
a lot of people are probably talking about the lawsuits.
For the most part, I think everybody will be pretty
quiet on that front with Florida State and Clemson and
(01:33):
those suits going back and forth. But there's kind of
a renewed enthusiasm Johnny with the league because I've been
covering this stuff for a long long time. I don't
remember the ACC ever being in a position where five
or six teams legitimately have a chance to win the
ACEC Championship this year. You know about Florida State, you
know about Clemson, but man n C State Miami should
(01:54):
be really really good and talented, and Virginia Tech giving
their schedule on what coach Price got coming back, wouldn't
be surprised to see the Hokies making some noise too,
So it should be a really really interesting year and
hard to believe. Man, we are one month away from
the start of the season. Week zero, you'll have Florida
State and Georgia Tech playing over in Island and that's
(02:14):
a new from the ACC will be on the road
in the Isle.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
But we're one month away.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
From kicking this bad boy off and can't wait for
it to get here.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That is wild. So pack explain to our listeners, like,
just right quick, what happens. I mean, so all these teams,
you bring them in, they get in front of you,
you just ask them questions, they give an opening statement
and make some of those comments that are always fun
for us. Yeah, that's exactly what happens.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Every school brings four or five players to get the coaches,
so all the coaches, the players, they all get some
quality media time, whether they be on television or doing
radio row or whatever the case may be.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So they're all here, the commissioners here.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
He gave his State of the Union on Monday. I say,
it's really the first chance for everybody to kind of
sample who these dudes are. And the league should be really,
really good. From a quarterback perspective, there's so much talent here.
But again, I think, just again, it's this time of
the year. It doesn't matter if you're an ACC fan,
an SEC fan, Big ten, Big twelve, whatever, there's always
enthusiasm that, hey, this could be our year. So, like
(03:12):
I said, we're a month away from this thing getting
started and I can't get here fast enough.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's it, man, Wow, I can't. I don't know, you
know is crazy. It's all these teams, brand new teams
that we've never had in this conference we grew up
with backing up.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, I know, it is totally different. But you know what, Johnny,
things are so strange that I saw something that was
released from Las Vegas this week that Nick Saban is
two hundred and fifty to one to be the Democratic
Vice president Timony, So you know, he didn't bring his
credential to the SEC media days. The guys only won
eight jillion games, and they said, sir, I'm sorry, you
(03:51):
can't enter here.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
But it's like, do you not know who I am?
I'm nixive.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So we're living in crazy times, Johnny.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
We got asked.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I mean, look, you got.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
An ACC game Cow and Stanford.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I mean, that's what we got now.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So the world is completely upside down when it comes
to college athletics. And like I said, between the lawsuits, name,
image and likeness, who's in which league?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I mean you really got to pay attention. It's kind
of a crazy thing that's happening.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Man. Forget vice President, let Saban be head of the
secret Service? No good, get think now? They wouldn't let
Saban in the put him in Georgia.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I mean, seriously, when you know, given what he's accomplished for,
I can only imagine him walking up to go. I'm sorry, sir,
can I see your credential?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Don't you know?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
By you?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I mean I feel like Roy Williams or Mike Rzewski
walking into a SEC basketball media days and we go.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I'm sorry, sir, I have no who you are. But
life's funny, all right, Well, pack, thanks for taking time
with us this morning. Buddy enjoyed the rest of the
media days. We'll catch up with you again next.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Week, Buddy, Southern Pride footballs here, Johnny enjoy it, my man.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
We sure will thank you very much. As Mark Biker,
you can catch him on the TV ACC now Word
week days round four pm, probably live throughout the days
this week at acc time, right uptown, Charlotte here, all right, well,
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How many guys are playing Walker?
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Walker Walker? It was a long shot like it went
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So capt'n Tater said sixteen balls. Do you agree or disagree?
I disagree, you disagree, and I don't believeble knows you
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Of course you count them up, don't that ball?
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Right?
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Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Alright, cap't. Well here we go, we're still alive. Let's
talk about puppies, Tater, puppies. So can the puppies and
the litter come from different daddies?
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Yes, they have different They can have different daddies.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Puppies in a litter can come from different daddies. Says
what Taytor says? Captain? Do you agree or disagree? I
agree with Tater on that one, And Yessa, what thing
to do is, in fact, each puppy and a litter
could have a different father, So eight puppies could have
eight different daddies. So I mean.
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It's amazing.
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Turns up bail, captain, and now here we go. Yes, well,
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She's breaking down the stupid fed rhymes and riding dirty
like a stone pole. Skeezer, run tell that.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Come on, let's talk about six baby, Let's talk about
you and the Let's talk about all the good.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Things and the bad things that will be. Let's talk
about sin.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
She's burying her musical soul in a whole new way.
Oh mom, all right, you'll find out things about Cindy
Buncom that you never knew before. For example, I.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Like big books. I can you other brothers can in that.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
When a girl walks in with a anybody wats and
a round thing in your face, you get sprung.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
But as gold as ice.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
If there's a.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Problem, you know, I'll solve it. Check out the hook
Why mo dj revolves it? Ass ass baby, the miller
ass ass baby, the miller ass ass baby, the miller
ass as.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
Yes, Cindy Buckam isn't just setting the trends, She's setting
the mood for romance.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Oh me so horny, Oh oh me so horny, Oh
me so harny. We love you long time, so horny,
so so horny, Oh me so harny, we love you
long time Yo. What up, my nizzles. This is Cindy
b to the aucum getting up in mill grill. It's
(13:10):
time to get you'll freak on and start knocking boots
to the fresh tracks I've laid down, stop lamping and
start ampering, Homie.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Time to make some kill.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
A scrilla you heard and remember, can't touch this. You
can't touch this. You can't touch this.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
No, Cindy Balko is hip deep and hip hop.
Speaker 10 (13:35):
Can't touch you.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
Available show records.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Oh shizzle, I love talking like this word.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
That morning super Now, just I've got his pants on.
You might want to check that super flight. No, that's
my barn door. I heard about it. Oh, here we go,
(14:32):
let's get nerval. Got his coffee all right, here we go. Well,
it must have run out of coffee at home, because
he just showed up here. He's our oldest listener and
frequent contributor, nervele tea Wheeler, come on in Nerve, Hey,
John boy, Hey everybody, what you doing out about today?
Speaker 11 (14:49):
And I got to run over yonder there iron get
my new upper plate. He's got so dad gum loose.
I had to chew my food twice.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
How long have you had them?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (14:59):
They're year reckon.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Give her to you. It sounds like you do.
Speaker 11 (15:02):
I'd say, you know, my wife has false teeth too,
but hers was different. How so they was big? She
had She had quite a joh on.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Or how big are we talking? Well?
Speaker 11 (15:13):
At night, I'd put mine in a glass there and
she'd put hers out in the trough.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Wow, you had to watch out for them too.
Speaker 11 (15:21):
On her eightieth birthday, some of the folks from a
church are they throwed her a little party.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Preacher had just let the candles and she sneezed.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Did it blow out the candles? Well?
Speaker 11 (15:30):
Yeah, but her teeth come flying out of her mouth
and took the organist right hand though.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Oh, she got to the sharp out to a point.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Yeah. And when she passed away, that was the one
thing of hers that I kept.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Really, so what did you do with it?
Speaker 11 (15:44):
I hung him on the porch by the front door,
keeps said Jehovah's witnesses.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Don't believe I've ever seen a mouth at big No
mirrors at home?
Speaker 11 (15:53):
Huh, Yeah, I come up with one every once in
a while, Jackie, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
The world is chock full of humanodities? Are you gotta
see them all at the local mall? When did you
go to the mall? A great granddaughter and I had
a day out. We hitit that food court shedn't dig there,
And I know why they call it food court folks
doing the cooking ought to be on try Anyway, she
wanted to go shopping, I told her I just sat
(16:22):
tired and slip on a cup of coffee.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
You know.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
One of the things I hate about.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
The mall crowds, the noise.
Speaker 11 (16:27):
They charge you for coffee. You want a Venti or
a Grandee? I want a coffee. You're half with I
guess she didn't think it was funny because she charged
me five dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Well it wasn't any good.
Speaker 11 (16:41):
Well it was okay, but for five dollars it should
have come with a hand sandwich in a foot rod.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
So I'm done.
Speaker 11 (16:48):
Some people watching there, you know, passing the time, and
kids all different color, hire tattoos, showing everywhere, metal stuff
and sticking off her faces use the most foul language
you ever did.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Here.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Some of the customurch just as bad.
Speaker 11 (17:04):
I see this one, gal, I see this one gall tall,
long red hair, real nice figure, although you could tell
they was fake. I mean her bottom was jiggling with them,
never budge. But the what caught my eye was her nose.
Now you seen that uh that bird fella on the
Batman show.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Well the penguin.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yeah, I see she put him to shame. I see that.
Speaker 11 (17:29):
What makes no sense to me is she spent all
that money of pumping up her balcony and nobody's looking
at him because of that damn nose. I swear to god,
John Boy, I think it's so big she could smell
the future.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Well did you say anything, George?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Well, what was I gonna say?
Speaker 11 (17:43):
You know, Hey, sweety, would you mind pecking a hole
in this pine log? Further say don'tand could you take
a sniff of this T shirt and then track the scent?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Or me?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Master?
Speaker 11 (17:53):
What's it's? It smelled like in Germany today? Oh a hell,
I kept myself.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
That's probably for the best.
Speaker 11 (17:59):
Yeah, well, I will grab me another cup of the
hot brin here and sweet talk the snack gall into
a cup. I help me so, I'll keep your saddle
lol in your gun grace and hollow, and you need me.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Time by the big show that stuff picking me up?
Speaker 12 (18:13):
You it's you, Marcel. What am I doing well? When
I'm not hanging up on racing fat boy and trying
to cure Babs of her terminal blondness, I'm listening to
my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boy, and
Billie and the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Oh Marcel, just stop No, I won't tell Randy you said.
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right now. From the desk of Taytor Taman News, what
to watch, Here's mar said.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Taylor Moran appreciated the box office review from the weekend.
Twisters came in number one from the weekend.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I noticed I was showing the old Twister over the
weekend nineteen ninety.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Six to one with Helen Hunt Bill.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
And the Flying Cow.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Yeah, we've got cow.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
A lot of a lot of people on social media
have said that social media have said that this is
a great movie. The effects are wonderful, and it's just
it's amazing. I don't know that they know about ninety six,
but the saying is much better. And also it did
much better than projected as far as money wise for
this weekend, so that was good. Expected to only make
about fifty million and it made eighty. WHOA that don't no,
(21:20):
it's not too shabby. Despicable be four came in second place,
Inside Out two came in third. Long Legs The Horror,
The horror movie has a Nicholas Cage as the serial
killer came in fourth place, and A Quiet Place Day
One rounds out the top five. What's in theaters this weekend.
(21:41):
The Fabulous four. This is an uproarious comedy. That's why
they described it an uproarious comedy.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
It was an uproarious horror.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
I know, I know too much to say. It's about
a group of lifelong friends. It stars Susan Sarandon, Megan Malali,
Sherry Lee Ralph and Bette Midler. These three girls travel
to Key West, Florida to be bridesmaids in the surprise
wedding of their best college girlfriend played by Bette Midler.
And over the course of this outrageous trip, sisterhoods are
rekindled in the past resurfaces. There's enough sparks, runch and
(22:13):
romance to change all their lives.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Do we really want to see that?
Speaker 6 (22:17):
I don't know. I lost you at didn't I well?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
And it's going to be blown out of the water
by Deadpool and Wolverine, which also this.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Weekend, I'll see.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
And it's the sequel to twenty eighteen's Deadpool two. And
it's dealing with the time variance authority. If you're watching
any of that on the streaming services, you would see
that Loki dealt with the.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Time various Yeah, so it's.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
The new Marvel Cinematic Universe addition to their whole movie library.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Have you seen any of the Deadpool movies? I think
I saw some of the first. H You like him,
I mean because he's smart ass superhero.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Yeah, and there's some gorrid it but they're laughing while
they're doing that part.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
So that's the kind of interesting you're check it out.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
On the streaming side, Netflix has Ghostbusters Frozen Empire this week,
and it's the sequel to twenty twenty one's Ghostbusters After Life. Uh,
and it deals with the Spangler family, which was played.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
By ghost people. Is this the Ghostbusters?
Speaker 8 (23:20):
This was?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Oh no, no, this is a remake where they got
a little darker.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Okay, but yeah, this, this Frozen Empire actually has Dan Ackroyd,
Bill Murray and Ernie Hudson and Annie Potts back in it.
So the Spangler family was igor iron anyway. That his
Harold Ramis's character, right, who because Harold Ramis is no
longer with us, so they're his family, like his descendants
that have like come back to New York and that
(23:46):
were following that family around.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Oh right.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Knox goes Away is also on Max and that's Michael
Keaton's movie that he directed and started. And it's a
hitman thriller about a contact killer who has dementia and
he's got out of make some things before it all goes.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Away, and don't forget.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Saturday night is the opening ceremony on NBC of the
Olympic ill.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
It was Friday night. It probably is besides that good report.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Saturday is one of the days that you will be
able to see the Olympics.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
All right this week?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh well, least play Let's get us a weather right here?
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We'll call you somebody on a play? Who may that
happen to? Like right now?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
I wait, everybody's head, I bute the bed.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
To play a wordy word and a worthy word. Why right,
we got a husband and a wife gonna square off
home worthy word. They're out of Stewart, Virginia. You know them,
you love them? My Melissa and Randall, good morning guys.
Speaker 12 (25:37):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Oh wait, amene, hold it. My bad, my bad, my bad,
my bad. We know, we know, we know, we know. Hey,
Melissa and Randall, there you are, get the hang of
this phone system.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Here.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
We're gonna play some wordy words. All right, so uh,
Randall and Tator and it'll be John boy Melissa. What
we usually do, divide and conquer.
Speaker 10 (26:04):
Sorry by telse bad luck.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
All right, well ready you and tayor relax right there.
Me and Melissa will see what we can do for
the first thirty seconds. Okay, Melissa, are you ready? All right?
Alrighty oh god therek I am. Let me have a
little sip. Oh that's my step cup. Okay, all right,
(26:34):
now we're ready. Now we're ready. All right, Melissa, here
we go start the clock. Now you go see cowboys
ride horses at the Bucking Broncos at the what you
happen to these bull riding horse?
Speaker 8 (26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
What the whole thing? We're going to the what Saturday
night at the what yes, all right. When you get hurt,
they take you to a hospital in one of these yeah,
uh hut bowling. You knock these now? What are they?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I hunt sneeze into a yes, a buzzard. All right,
three on the board. Three, I thought I would.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Let's say what. Well, let's see what Randall and Tater
can do. Then, Randall, are you ready? Yeah, and go.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Grandpa would have one of these in his pocket and
he would blow his nose off.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
No, he'd blows there.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
It is, hey cigarette, It gives off this you blank
blank a cigarette?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Blank blank?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
The bear. He's very popular. Where there's where there's blank? Yeah? Yeah,
did he say where there's blank, there's fire?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I told you, Melissa, never give up.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Hen it makes me cry.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Let's see. Always got round two to go here, But Melissa,
we are leading by one. It's three to two. All right,
here we go. Baby. We're just gonna take our time
and I'm gonna put it right in that pretty little
head of yours. You say it and we'll move on,
you know, play work okay, Sorry, Jackie, Looking at the watch,
(28:35):
all right, start the clock, now, get directions. Look at
one of these road. Yes, uh huh. This is what
you wear the little phones. Put them over their head.
It's like a sweatshirt, but it's called a what yes,
uh huh oh, this is a kind of gas. We'll
(28:56):
light the grill with yes, Blank Island. Oh tattoo, remember
little tattoo. Welcome to Blank Island? Yes, uh huh? Alright,
day waiting, go baby? Put a four on that three seven? Score?
All right? Damn I have sweatshirts with hoods. All right.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Are you saying you don't have the thug life?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I definitely do. Please look at you. I know. Okay,
so now thank you. Ready back to Randall and Tatler. Here,
five will tie and force over time. Okay, six will win.
Are you ready Randall? Yes, and go.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
This is the big muscle in your arm. Yes, sir.
This is what you get in line for you drop
the kids off.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
It's what.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, but what's the thin Your vehicles are all you get,
Your vehicles are all lined up. You take your turn
to dry? What you got to drive it first? No,
it's it's there's a blank there's a blank blank lane
on the interstate.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Swimming pull over?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Pullover?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Have you enjoyed this as much as I? Did okay women,
hold on, Oh no, hold on a second. First, let's
let's make it official. Melissa wins seven to three. Okay,
now listen, we have not said a word yet, so
(30:41):
all right to Randall, does somebody want to try it?
Speaker 6 (30:43):
You try it?
Speaker 8 (30:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
You want me to try? All right? Randal? Back on
that word jump in the swimming?
Speaker 8 (30:50):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Uh huh? So you're you're what at school? You're driving? What?
Blak blaine blank? No, no, no pulling? What what do
you drive? Not a truck but a oh you're right
time car? Describe it?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Right?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
That's right? Don't you in the corpold? Since you got
more than one on the horse. We enjoyed it, Melissa.
Don't let him off the hook, baby, ride it out
as long as you can.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
All right.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
I want thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Thank you baby. Yeah, I would have run out of
time with these swimming and they're just lolly lolyly like it.
They had a minute and a half to not only
could you not get him to say it, I don't
think he had ever heard it.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
A disadvantage. That is a disadvantage.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Oh good, I love that game this summer. A big
request for this Wednesday morning. Let's see who we got
Edward Bird out of Greenville, South Carolina. Edward says, hey, y' all,
long time listener. Was cool, I'd like to hear the
playhouse about the vacuum Salesman epic.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
You got it?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Edward? Coming up next? Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
(32:50):
Bit request Edward Bird out of Greenville, South Carolina. Yeah,
classic playhouse.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
Vacuum Salesman. As our story opens, a knock comes at
the door of a ramshackle farmhouse on the outskirts of Semolina, Alabama.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
Yeah, who is it? Hello? Ward?
Speaker 5 (33:37):
My knuckles out.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Top of the door. I'm ticting that slatting my foot
in the.
Speaker 13 (33:47):
Dorm and the.
Speaker 8 (33:52):
Whod Dad?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Where did voice?
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Can frat?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Hello?
Speaker 12 (33:57):
Down here under that balcony, you got shy do a
soliloquy off polks down here part of my therenz sea.
I'm down here, lady.
Speaker 8 (34:09):
Will lean negussion.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
It must be winning them.
Speaker 12 (34:12):
Yet the cage, eh tell against thirty minutes outside of town.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
He's right in the middle of a dead guve. He
has kit.
Speaker 12 (34:25):
All right, permit me to introduce myself. Sounds like you're
lifting the springer in there. My name is Ricky be Sharp,
representing the Vecu Zoom Corporation of dunk.
Speaker 8 (34:41):
Alma.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
If you're sailing something, you're wasting your.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
Time, Damne public.
Speaker 12 (34:55):
What I'm doing is offering you a major enhancement for
your day to day lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
And from the looks of this joint, you can use one.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Mister.
Speaker 6 (35:05):
I ain't got no money for foot free but this.
Speaker 12 (35:09):
Ain't no frail It's an investment in the long life
and good looks of your humble hole. This here is
the vacuum Zoom two thousand.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Buy this vacuum cleaner on the market today.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Look, I ain't got no money you spend on no
high dollar vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
I'm living hand them out here, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
That's the really good news. The vacuum Zoom two.
Speaker 12 (35:35):
Thousand is one of the most affordable units in our
company fifty year history. And while she made me small
on price, she's big on cleaning power. This baby consruck
the crow right off a tennis ball and pull a
trailer heads to a garden hole. It's a powerful little sucker,
(35:55):
but get it.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
But I have no money to buy one.
Speaker 12 (36:01):
Ma'am, if you will indulge me in a slightly unorthodox demonstration,
I think you'll agree this baby is a bargain at
twice the prise. See this here, bucket of horse nuggets
I brug with baby?
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Is that with that?
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Smail is?
Speaker 11 (36:17):
I thought that would.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Keep your head?
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Keep your head, keep your head.
Speaker 12 (36:27):
Anyways, we'll just spread these babies liberally around the foyer.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Here, get the corner.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Over the shore.
Speaker 12 (36:43):
Now, if you would like to join me, I'll put
the bucket over in the corner and we'll do a
little target practice.
Speaker 8 (36:51):
And now you, ma'am, you could.
Speaker 12 (36:57):
Look at that all right, nobody, lets show I put them.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
Down just working the world?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Are you doing what it looks like I'm doing.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
I'm throwing horse hockey all over the floor.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
You better clean every bit of that up right now
before I'll go call the nall.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
In the booklets. Here we go.
Speaker 12 (37:16):
Now the problem. My floral house coated little butter ball
vacuus two thousand makes short work.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Oh dad, come me, short joke right in the middle
of the brow.
Speaker 12 (37:29):
Sure, the vacuum Zoom two thousand makes short work up
even a big mask like this. I wish you wouldn't
drop the big one. Almost killed me with that one.
You mind plugging us into that wall socking over.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
There for me?
Speaker 8 (37:42):
I ain't gonna dare you know, gig.
Speaker 12 (37:44):
Once you see this buttered marble it actually you'll change
your tune quick now.
Speaker 8 (37:48):
Ah wow, lady, if the vacuu.
Speaker 12 (37:50):
Zoom two thousand don't pick up every one of them
horse apples on your floor, I'll get down of my
hands and knees and eat the lift overs up with
a spoon. Then I hope you got a healthy apple
time because the failure from the power company, come out here,
get me my interest.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
We hope you've enjoyed. John boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Know where they're.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
At showed up again. Next time we'll hear the crusty
old guy from Sunshine Carpet Cleaners say, hey, big man.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 12 (38:35):
Spicy.
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Speaker 1 (39:47):
Pellus like to say that is wonderful being here this morning.
Thank you very much, Ernie. It's good to have you, know,
I said, I like to say it was wonderful.
Speaker 6 (39:57):
Say it's pretty much your bitch.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Saying you know I'm talking about I can half f now.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
The reason that I'm here today.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Is you're sleeping in my car this morning. I know
that that it was reason there.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
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since the Lizard Man, South Carolina Ladies and Chimban.
Speaker 8 (40:33):
It's cool by.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Thank you very much. Reber artist lay said sayer.
Speaker 10 (40:36):
Yes a fine, all right, no fault, alright, won't even tweet,
can not quick all right, okay, all right, all.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Right, yeah, I just stay a fair Morty joad Boy Billy.
Speaker 13 (40:48):
It's nice to see.
Speaker 10 (40:49):
Aldie working the kid eight. It sure is at least
coming closed. Hey, you know Archie click I ever talked
to you about Archie, you know, lives down there close
to Bishopville, South Carolina. Matter for matter of fact, Archie
was the lizard man long before he became poppling like
a lounge. That's another story. What I will tell you
about is the story oh Archie told me. He said
(41:10):
they had a preacher come to town there, Uh, says, relatively.
Do you been at Toowl three or four weeks? It's
always riding the bicycle round all over the place. Didn't
have no car, just rode his bike. A little small town.
That's all he did did get around. It's all walking
down the street. One day at Archie said, Pracher, where's
your bicycle? And he said, well, I tell you, I
don't know. I reckon somebody stole that thing because I
just can't find it, no word, don't know what to do.
(41:32):
I'm just bummed out about it. Archie said, why got
idea how you might be able to get that thing back?
Preacher he preachaid yeah, I said yeah, He said, what
tad me about it? He said, well, this sun dip,
why don't you preach on the ted comband? Buts and
then when you get to that in about thou shalt
not steal. You just bear down on that one real hard.
And whoever stole you bicycle, well they'll get guilty. He'll
(41:54):
be convicted it. He'll give you bicycle back to you.
That's all you gotta do. I'll work.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Said you reckon that? He said, yeah, he said, you
said yet ye?
Speaker 6 (42:02):
All right, he said, I don't try it.
Speaker 7 (42:04):
So.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (42:05):
The next week, as boy Preacher ride down the street
on his bicycle, Archie stopped. He said, hey, praacher, I
guess that's serving about the ten kebab, but it's kind
of worked, huh. That preacher said, yeah, I guess you
could say that. Archie said, just like I said, what
did you bare down old about thou shalt not steal?
And it felt guilty? Brought your bicycle bag? That preacher said, well,
not exactly. He said, when I got to that boy
(42:26):
that says that thou shalt not commit adultery, I remembered
where I left my bicycle.
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