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February 5, 2025 45 mins

Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we pay tribute to Richard Bowden of Pinkard and Bowden and roll out a few of his funny songs.. - Marci looks deep into the happenings in Hollywood with this weeks edition of Tatertainment News.. - Buddy Beer is about to blow their entire annual ad budget on a single commercial during the Big Game - we’ve got a preview.. - Big Show Brat, Sherman Pratt has some Valentine’s advice for kids.. - and we’ll wrap things up with a call from Rev. Billy Ray Collins on the “Jesus Gets Us” ads that ran during last year’s game…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big shows on a radio and more Big
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I've never seen such carnage.

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This is much much worse. It's a massacre of mammoth proportions.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
The tattered caucasses of other morning shows lit at the battlefield.
You're listening to the victors in this morning radio war,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. Now, can
I turn in my expense receipts.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
To coming at them?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
It is Wednesday, February the fifth. We are moving through February,
headed toward Valentine's Day. Y'all tell me this year is
it's like on the fourteenth?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Yeah, how weird it fell on the fourteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
This year things are having a lot that else. All right?
All right there, say what else is special about this?
February fifth is National Shower with a Friend Day. Well, well,
if you're in prison, pull that one off. Good luck.

(01:51):
National Weather Person's Day. All right, The weather people very
important there the weather and I got up in the
mountains for the first time since the Helene and man
it is still Man. It has changed the escape the

(02:11):
landscape of just men so much in the North Carolina
mountains and you all guys down in Georgia came up
on through Georgia and South Carolina. Man, that forever changed
a lot of a lot of landscapes. Man, and people
are still recovering. Oh yeah, I saw some food bank
is like out of supplies. They just ran dry and
they've had them for for years. So if you can

(02:33):
support for to do something maybe with your tithe money
or something from Aridan's purse.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
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the show tater At where Walterrip of Mikey turned us
on to Red Friends Mercy Chefs, Mercy Chefs. Yeah, that's
a that's a great organization to help out too.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Man.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
And the Red Cross also doing a lot in them are.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Too stuff and that's something man, because they're uh the
Franklin's deal first, Yeah, thank you. They're located in Boone.
They were like right out and we went up to uh, well,
it was kind of a sad thing with my god children.
Uh Floe Davis passed away in the mountains. It was

(03:19):
my wife's college roommates. She had an accident the side
by side during the tough weather. And anyway, we were,
we were there and I don't know where they all.
I'm just gonna put this out here. Virginia Fox is
a Senate. I don't know if she sent it. Randy
looked up. I'm telling her name. She's an elected representative
from Watauga County from Boone and the road was impassable.

(03:43):
It got all screwed up during Hurricane Helene, and our
friends could not I know you're telling me I shouldn't
do this because of all this sort of legal stuff. Anyway, yeah,
and so, okay, so I won't do it, thank you.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Good.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
She's a US congresswoman.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
She's a congresswoman and would not let leged.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Our friends could not get to their home because the
road had washed away. They had to park a car
down on the major road and hike up to the house.
I'm doing this because I saw it, actually see what
it was. And the EMTs, when they were called to
the home where she had an accident, had to climb

(04:30):
climb to their home. You know, y'all, I told you
I was gonna find out about an idea and it
is not pretty. It kisses me off man. But anyway,
so okay, that's me not not talking about it, thank you. Okay,
all right, so let's see here where was Yeah? I
think I was finished with this break. Let's let's let's

(04:51):
continue waking up. I think I got myself awake, and
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(06:32):
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You're ready?

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Pan Ready, all right, Peter Pans, tinker Bell, Captain Hook. Yeah,
that's where you going. Now, give us three things that
be I don't know. I don't understand this, tater, could

(08:24):
you help me? Three things that be?

Speaker 8 (08:27):
This was?

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This was a computer hackers trying to steal a billion dollars. No, okay, no, no,
Three things that can be can be hacked.

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Three things can be hacked.

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Okay?

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Ready?

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No Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Twitter?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Okay, I got you? You had them?

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Oh yeah, all right, okay, I've hacked your several.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
David, we go for the wind. Three things in England
ready to go, King.

Speaker 6 (09:05):
King's double decker buses and b m W.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
David, We made a three together Lord something. You've got
Lord Bird in the background that day.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
You hear those, Yeah, man, they're not telling you to
do things, are they money.

Speaker 9 (09:28):
I'm trying to get them boots to carry out their
names for Bonnie and Clyde.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
At least they could bob a damn seed banks.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Bonnie and Clyde.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
We got you bird right there? How about that? All right? Well,
Bonnie Hotel, Clyde. Clyde will tell you and you tell
the neighbors. There you go, cog doodle, No, hang on, buddy,
all right, we're gonna jump out, cut you up on

(09:58):
your news. Then we'll go towards Tator Tamer News all
about the Grammys. You got something that show? Good morning,

(10:41):
that's a big show on the radio for you. Wednesday,
February fifth, twenty and twenty five. Here, just a little
over thirty minutes Tater Tament News. Catch up on the Grammys.
She's done her research here last couple of days. Was
naming people yesterday that had and won a Grammy. And
I said, Pinkard and Bowden our whole comedy. Two old

(11:01):
buds figure it out of Nashville. Richard Bowden down in
the Midland Texas, and then Randy pointed out, well, not
so fast. Richard Bowden, half of the Pigren Bowden team,
was on a Grammy Award winning album.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
It was Stevie nicks dam solo Bella.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Donna in nineteen eighty one. Stevie Nixon's first solo album
was Grammy winning.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
You could look up the credits. Richard Bowden is credited
for playing.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Bass, and here's one that did him absolutely no good.

Speaker 7 (11:40):
There's a lot of cheating and drinking songs in country music.

Speaker 10 (11:43):
Here's a drinking song we cheated on. Take the rosebush
from my hair, shake loose all the little farmers. What's

(12:07):
the sprinkler doing on? So down early in the marn,
crawling home at five am, Lord the sidewalk, sureious heart,

(12:28):
I guess I drank too much again, Help me make
it through the yard.

Speaker 11 (12:39):
I don't know what's right or I'm too drunk to
even stand. Why the devil won't you help me? Please
take your foot off of my hands.

Speaker 10 (13:01):
Put some coffee here on the stove. Now we'll go
try to find your car. I can't hack it all along,
so help me make it through the yard.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, the bigger mountains my Loy Samon here in the city.

Speaker 12 (13:26):
There you.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yes, we love you, boy, I love you. Good morning.

Speaker 13 (13:57):
It's a big Shaw on the radio. There we go,
Pretviet Comrades, This is doctor. Both are frozen off from
a professor of wealth redistribution at Karl Mark's Technical College
in scratching at a crack Russia, back to doing time

(14:20):
in Carpool University. Today's lesson missed it by that much.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Looku's back back again. Bullsey's back.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Tell a friend, Bullsey's back.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Bullsey's Busy's back.

Speaker 13 (14:36):
Yes, Comrades, it is I your favorite communist next to
Joe Biden or Kamala Harris or Nancy Pelosi. You get
the idea. The point is there's a bunch of us.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
And I know what you're saying. But Uncle Paul's where
have you been.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
Well?

Speaker 3 (14:58):
I will be honest as all communists are.

Speaker 13 (15:01):
I took some time off because once Joe Stalin, I
mean Joe Biden was fairly elected thanks to thirteen million
extra votes, no one can explain. I figured my job
was done. Communist tyranny was finally replacing Boushwa capitalism jumping Bolsheviks.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
It was like the old days.

Speaker 13 (15:21):
Grotesque inflation, wide open borders, so any old vermin can
scurry across, weaponize justice system to persecute political opponents with
Boltutski charges, gaslighting the gullible populace with some Chinese rat
virus suckers, a big fat shadow government pulling the Stringside

(15:46):
was coming heaven.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
But as they say, Popski happens.

Speaker 13 (15:54):
It turns out dear Leader was deer in headlights, brain
turning to bor before a very peeper's cameras couldn't hide
the baby sniffing, teen, groping, worn, mumbling, blank starring, falling
commander in the pens.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
It's all like every good communist. We had Plan B.
Unfortunately Plan B was a.

Speaker 13 (16:17):
Giggling dingleberry who made killery seemed like miscongeliality. On top
of that, she picks some some stastic potato head that's running, mate.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Why why we were so close, you Stoopski's.

Speaker 13 (16:38):
You could have gotten the president of the People's Republic
of California, the guy who combs his hair with four
pounds of chicken fat and smiles like he's.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Trying to sell you that used you goo with spinner rims.
He could have sold the entire country and the joys
of communism.

Speaker 13 (16:59):
I mean people in his state have already learned to
use candles instead of electricity.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
We were so close.

Speaker 13 (17:06):
As they say, don't blame the pitch, blame the salesman.
So here I am to tell you what you missed
out on. The Communist Party has something for everyone. We
are a party with open exchange of ideas. You come
in with your ideas and we exchange them for ours.
Under communism, every man has what he needs. You go

(17:28):
to store sea sign that says nobody needs me today.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Problem solved. You are not safe in a capitalist state.

Speaker 13 (17:38):
You can be boiled in oil, have your fingers cut
off with knives, and suffocated with pillows.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
And communist state we don't have oil, knives or pillows.

Speaker 13 (17:50):
And if that's not good enough for you, add them
and eve For communists, it's true they had no clothes,
no shelter, and only one apple to eat.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
And that was just the tip of the hindenburg.

Speaker 13 (18:04):
The loving arms of communism was about to rep you
in it's all controlling embrace.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
But yet.

Speaker 13 (18:13):
You just had to have cheap gas, affordable groceries.

Speaker 14 (18:18):
A secure border, only one job to pay bers You
big baby, so in the next few years, when Orange
Superman has made all your silly capitalist dreams come true,
don't come crying to me.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Begging for the keys to come in heaven.

Speaker 13 (18:37):
I'll be busy with George Sorows scouting our next spokesperson.
And no, it won't be some blousy, half drunk house
frow or Richard Simmons and John Goodman's Minnesota nice love child.
It will be someone that dopes will fall for.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
I mean, the people can relate to. Then you will
see we'll win.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
What else.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Until next time?

Speaker 13 (19:07):
This is your old buddy balls frozen off. That's Vedania dipsticks.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances you to win? Coming up after your news
weathers barts By.

Speaker 14 (19:26):
This is Vanjordi arts in all today from Hammer.

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Langerford, Norway.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
After around to Kick the Wolverine.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great Big Harring smoothie.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
And listening to the Big.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Show with John Boy and Bailey. There's a bone in
this fe.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. Ty
Entertainment News in minutes talking about our boy Richard Bowden
on the Grammy Award winning album Stevie Nicks, Belladonna, Grammy
Old Dismantle. Maybe you can just put this on the plaque.

(20:42):
It might help. This is one of my favorites. Turn
it up, see if you can get it.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
Excuse I still hadn't learned all the school of the
buzzing me to do.

Speaker 8 (21:20):
So.

Speaker 15 (21:20):
If I get somrandos and the wind cries, marry someone
has interressed, and the move and then sucer bungo Osama

(21:46):
been late morning.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
And gets a little and the wind cries Mary kiss
the bolt to the bott some the winsky.

Speaker 15 (22:22):
Is a.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
Leg boards and a wild cries married a man, Yes, sir,
animal to get a lot of think a ball manually

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mentioning along Lagni.

Speaker 12 (22:54):
The bone and my friend to the German and viagra.
Yeah all right, you know I've learned a few more

(23:19):
of the work.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, yeah, good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up.
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(23:40):
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hang on, we'll play for it in minutes. Right now,

(24:01):
it's time or Tater Taman news. Here's our girl, Marci
Taytor Morae. Hello, it was award week.

Speaker 8 (24:10):
So the Grammys, the Grammys, the Grammys, the Grammys have
gotten kind of crazy.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
I think country music has gotten kind of crazy. What
happened to country music?

Speaker 6 (24:21):
Rap?

Speaker 8 (24:22):
Others have just diversified. I mean you had who is
the rapping country guy?

Speaker 13 (24:26):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (24:29):
I started it.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
If you go back and listen to some of these
songs with rap in mind, going back seven eight nine years,
they are they've been kind of threading that way for
some time.

Speaker 16 (24:41):
It kind of changed around. It changed around two thousand.
The nineties went to dance.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
You know, the nineties country was all about line dancing,
and then they kind of getting a little more electric
guitar in it through the early two thousands.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Hit and I started saying, man that now that's the
top forty.

Speaker 8 (24:58):
Yeah you can cross so you can hear it on
the Yeah, the pop stations, or you can hear it
on the country stations.

Speaker 16 (25:04):
And then you know a lot of country.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Artists do that, yeah oh yeah, not just the ones
that look good in chaps and her panties, like Beyonce doesn't.
Oh is that why you voted having a channel jet?
And she was dancing with a bunch of looked like
a bunch of gay cowboys. So I guess, well, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
I mean, so you're saying.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
She surrounded herself and she's still married to somebody.

Speaker 16 (25:29):
Yeah, jay Z, she's still married to Jason.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
You don't want to mess with him.

Speaker 8 (25:35):
So Trevor Noah hosted the Grammys. He's this fifth time
doing it. So he did it, and they did it
in l A at the Crypto dot Com Arena. That's
a funny name for arena, Crypto dot Com Arena.

Speaker 9 (25:45):
A lot of honoring of.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
The first responders and firefighters, and they actually even had
the QR code in the corner.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Yeah uh.

Speaker 8 (25:51):
And we're raising a lot of money for those affected
by the wildfires affected yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot
of them were lost homes over there, So winners that
I was able to think that you might be.

Speaker 16 (26:05):
Interested in knowing.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
That's a tough gig.

Speaker 16 (26:10):
Don't don't get me.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I'm just a messenger.

Speaker 16 (26:13):
So best not the best dance pop recording. Do you
want to know?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Who want that?

Speaker 9 (26:17):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (26:17):
That was Charlie XCX for Von Dutch Okay, dancing, I
see you, I see.

Speaker 16 (26:22):
You, moving and grooving in the truck.

Speaker 9 (26:25):
Best Pop Performance went to Sabrina.

Speaker 16 (26:30):
Carpenter for Espresso. You've heard it. I know you have
switching through the radio channels and you've heard that.

Speaker 9 (26:37):
Best Rap Performance went to Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 16 (26:39):
Not like us.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
Now you're asking who Kendrick Lamar. I was like, yeah,
you'll be playing at the Super Bowl halftime show. And
you're like, well, do I what's he known for?

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Well?

Speaker 8 (26:47):
Known for a lot of Grammys. Kendrick kind of did
some sweeping up there at the Grammy A bunch of ye.
He dressed up for the occasion. Best Rock Song, It's
Dressed like John went to Saint Vincent for Broken Man.
Billy Strings got Best Bluegrass Album. How about them Apples?

Speaker 7 (27:08):
We like Him?

Speaker 9 (27:09):
Best Pop Vocal Album.

Speaker 8 (27:12):
Best Pop Vocal Album went to Sabrina Carpenter for Short
and Sweet.

Speaker 16 (27:16):
You'd like her, She's a blonde baby doll.

Speaker 8 (27:18):
You would like, you'd like her Best Country Album. Taylor
Swift gave this this award and it went to Beyonce.
She beat out Post Malone, Casey Musgraves, Chris Stapleton, and
Laney Wilson. A lot of controversy right now are not controversy,
but a lot of talk on social media because you

(27:38):
know how they show all the nominees and then they
announced the winner and stuff, and you the nominees we're
not happy category, And apparently the opinions were that Beyonce
really didn't recognize anybody in the country music for you
know how the gracious thing to do is say.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Something to ring it up. Come on there, look at
my chap.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
This new artist went to Chapel Roan and she was
the one that was kind of you you were scanning
the audience. She was she walked the carpet like a
Victorian picture, you know, with the white white face and
the really colorful and like she looked like something out
of Alice in Wonderland. And then so she's taking a
she's taken a note out of Lady Gaga's book from
when Lady Got Guy Hit the Hit the scene back

(28:25):
in like two thousand and wore her meat dress and everything.
Record of the Year went to Kendrick Lamar for Not
Like Us.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (28:35):
Song of the Year went to Kendrick Lamar Not Like Us.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Is this.

Speaker 8 (28:40):
That?

Speaker 16 (28:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (28:42):
But I guess what the song of the year.

Speaker 16 (28:43):
You could be You could be everything in it, like.

Speaker 8 (28:45):
The bar song by Shaboozie was in it, Billie Eilish's song.
She was also a nominee. Taylor Swift was in this category.
Uh so yeah, Sabrina Carpenter. So Kendrick won Album of
the Year, which is weird because I have Record of
the Year. So Album of the Year went to Beyonce
for Cowboy Carter. So she got country music. She got

(29:08):
the country album, and then she got Album over the Year,
and then Record of the Year went to Kendrick lamarck
does it.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Sound anything like country? It sounded like I mean, there.

Speaker 8 (29:20):
Was a little bit, you know, I played that one
song for you. It kind of had a line dancy
feel to yeah, But I don't know about the other song.

Speaker 13 (29:29):
You know.

Speaker 8 (29:29):
She won another one with Miley Cyrus, and I didn't
think their song sounded very.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Very If I played it for you and ask you
which format it should go on. You wouldn't pick country, Okay.

Speaker 8 (29:40):
The post Malone his country songs, he was smart. He
had all country are featured with him. They were you know,
different all through his album there were different country stars
and so he had little bit of the twang to
his songs and you know, truck love beer, all those
kind of.

Speaker 16 (29:54):
Things, the ingredients the country that was this all.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
So, but I guess the biggest uh, Taylor, he's making
eye contacts.

Speaker 16 (30:08):
Sorry, I'm not looking up.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I'm not looking up.

Speaker 8 (30:10):
The biggest takeaway is that Taylor didn't win any Grammys.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Oh yeah and anything, but she didn't.

Speaker 16 (30:16):
She did present, So Travis wasn't there with her.

Speaker 8 (30:18):
I know that was the next thing on your lips
to ask Taylor Travis couldn't be there with her?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Well, I hope she can afford a booth a box
for the super Bowl.

Speaker 16 (30:28):
I think she'll be okay, I think they're in love.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
All right, Oh, thank you so much for that report.

Speaker 9 (30:35):
Next up the Academy Awards.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Oh well, let's get us a winner. Let's playing John
Boy Jeopardy. Let's review yesterday's question where we found out, ironically,
this basketball legend is the only coach in the history
of the Kansas Jayhawks men's team.

Speaker 16 (30:52):
To have a losing record, James Mason.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I'm trying to read it all. James Nace myth, the
inventor of basketball, all right, of coach Roy Williams was
one of the Kansas coach and what was that itself?
I think anyway, I'm moving on. Moving on today is
John Boy Jeopardy Lamar. One of the world's largest stockpiles

(31:17):
of nuclear weapons are stored at a US Naval submarine
base near Seattle. Their security force includes these trained animals.

Speaker 16 (31:28):
What are pigeons?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Pigeons messages but no one eight hundred Big Show you
told free Line. We go to wee get a winter.
We play John Boy Jeopardy. Next, pay Good Wednesday Morning, Homday,

(32:12):
February fifth, twenty twenty five. Big Shows already him a
feature track from The Big Show, Big Box A Reverend
Biller Ray Collins, Jesus gives us super Bowl ass he
was Jesus sat the Big Show dot Com and right
now let's play Yes live across America.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
It's John Boy Jebbledy wo and now your host. The
Navy could learn something from him. He's got the world's
largest stockpile of wonderful things, and his security force is
nothing but a bunch of untrained idiots.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
He's john Boy, you heard him, big guns as I hate.
Helen out of Howard, Georgia. Good morning, Helen.

Speaker 8 (32:59):
Hi, how are you?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
I'm a lot better now, all right, Helen, coming in
hot now that a girl. Welcome in here, Helen. All right, Okay, okay,
let me see here. You got first shot at it. Okay,
here we go. One of the world's largest stockpiles and
nuclear weapons stored in a US Naval submarine base near Seattle,

(33:22):
and their security force includes these trained animals dolphins. You
say dolphins, and you are right. They're officially called militarized
dolphins and are said to be brutal.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
They've even they've had special bite plates made for them
so that if they find like a scuba diver heading,
you know, coming into the base, they send him out
and they're trained to bite him on the leg and
clamp this weight onto the to the diver that then
inflates and takes them to the surface.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
They call him Flipper.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
It's amazing.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
There's a book, and Johnny, I think you'd enjoy reading it.
It's called.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Beasts of War.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Beast of war.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Yeah, this is where I stumbled on this, but it
talks about how all sorts of animals have been militarized
throughout history, including mosquitoes, dogs, cats of mosquito. They what
they do is genetically engineer them and then drop them
in areas. Yeah, it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Wow. Alright, then, well we got some homework to do.
It sounds like fun though, Bud. You got the big
Old Bird tea County's southern tradition for over one hundred
years pack of peanuts headed down to Howard for you.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
I'm a long time listener. All right, baby, we're graduating
through here. Look at you win and yeah, all right
we're gonna jump out, catch you up, bone your news
right only on the side our time capsule by home day. Laugh,

(35:13):
and then it's all about the bone.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
Show, the South's number one export.

Speaker 6 (35:59):
Lad Account Incorporated.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Hey, this is mister Bestow, Hey John Bomella.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Here, Well, excuse me while I booboloo.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
I say you're starting off the new year with that
winning attitude that.

Speaker 6 (36:12):
That's coming from you guys, you have so hard's you're
a four day week in a one day week.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Hey, I was sick.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
That's not what I heard.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Sale's true, man, that's a SIGs. I being probably five
years That's all right.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
Hey, listen, if you want me to sit here and
help you hear the story. Fine, it sounds like you
need the practice.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
That's fine. Don't believe me, but I know the truth.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Ooh, hey, that's not bad. You know you might just
pull this thing off after all.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Whatever can we speak to Murray?

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Please?

Speaker 6 (36:40):
Sure? Why not? Hey, do that more indignation thing for him?
He'll love it.

Speaker 9 (36:45):
See, okay, okay, hold on, chuckle Hey, Murray wine too.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
It's the de Niro twins.

Speaker 9 (36:52):
I think they're ready for a little im prop what
no goop?

Speaker 6 (36:58):
Jimbo boy, pick it up. He'd be ready. We beg you,
I jim out right love you mean it ja. I
think the plan is working great so far?

Speaker 4 (37:09):
What plan?

Speaker 6 (37:10):
The great? Jimbo and Bobby holdout. You guys are doing great.
Another four or five days of this, we're gonna be
sitting pretty.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
For four or five days of what you know?

Speaker 6 (37:19):
The sick thing?

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Murray, I really had a sick thing.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
That's it. Sell it, baby. I tell you, by the
end of the week, management is going to be begging
us to renegotiate.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Renegotiate, Murray, What in the world are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (37:33):
Oh? That's good too, very believable. Murray.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Did you think us being out of work with some
kind of.

Speaker 6 (37:38):
A scam amassed Jimbo? I gotta tell you you are
really coming along as an actor. This Jimbo and Bobby
movie thing might have a shot after all. Uh, not
that I ever had any doubts about. So are you
keeping in touch with Bobby?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah, he's sending here right now.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
Great. Have you guys have been working on your list
of demands? Hey? Just so you know, I called the
president of the company and threw a few out there last.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Week without even talking to us. Murray, I can't believe this.
Is you out of your mind now.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
The four day work week is gonna be a tough one,
But I think we might be able to get them
to pop for a company car midside. But if you
guys stay at home for a few more days, we
might bump them up to a tahoe or suburban Murray.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
I really was sick.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Did you say a.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
Tahoe impossible, leather, Jimbo, let's not get creaz.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Wait wait, wait, Wit, you're getting all confused.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Man, Look Murray, we're not doing a holdout to get
a new contract.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
Hey, look, it doesn't really matter as long as you
guys stay out of work. My plan is going along perfectly.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Murray, we're at work when right now?

Speaker 6 (38:41):
Uh oh, looks like you bumped yourself back down to
a midside.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Don't try to cut a new deal for us.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
We like the one we're in now, just fine, So
don't screw it up.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Screw it up, screw it up, Jimbo, I'm wounded. That
almost sounds like you don't trust me.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Well we don't.

Speaker 6 (39:00):
Oh, there it goes again. Look who got you the
Jimbo and Bobby album deal?

Speaker 3 (39:05):
That would be our business manager.

Speaker 6 (39:08):
Oh, well, who got you the radio network deal? That'd
be oh yeah, uh. Who got you the deal for
the Jimbo and Bobby movie?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Well nobody, yes, ah, but.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
See that one has been my baby right from day one.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
And how's that going?

Speaker 6 (39:23):
By the way, great, We just need a few more
pieces from a puzzle to fall into place, like why, well,
let's see, let me check my list. We need scripts
director distributor and oh had a cast. Yeah, let's see
the business manager make that kind of progress. Huh. Hey, listen, baby,
I gotta run. Are you sure you feel okay? Any congestion,

(39:46):
body aches? Feed?

Speaker 16 (39:47):
I'm fine?

Speaker 6 (39:48):
How's Bobby? You know, sometimes these things work their way
through a close knit group like yours.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
He's fine too.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
Really, Gee, that's a shame, but I think I can
make it work. Hey, listen, let's do the lunch thing.
You mean to day, Well, I was thinking more like
a week from Thursday.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
A week from Thursday.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
Hey, there's always a chance you might still be contagious,
but I am looking toward to it. Really, So I
have your machine called my machine, and give my letther Bobby,
that's Billy, him too, and Jimbo? What called me?

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Shaun Boy and Billy?

Speaker 3 (40:17):
If you can't beat them, showing them.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Good morning radio? Done right.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Your mornin. It's a big showing the radio man inside
trag with Super Bowl commercials tell you all about as
soon as waying this naga out here. Well, here's a preview.

Speaker 11 (41:03):
This is it.

Speaker 7 (41:05):
The moment when all America comes together for the biggest
football game of the year, a moment as American as
a red, white and blue fanny packed full of apple pie.
This is what America is all about. It's a moment
so big it's costing US five million dollars to be

(41:28):
a part of. Yes, Buddy Beer is spending our total
annual ad budget just to be part of this special moment.
With a price tag like that, we didn't have the
budget to hire a big A list celebrity to deliver
our message. Instead, we're going to use b roll shots
from a stock footage company to tell our student Buddy

(41:50):
Beer salutes everything that makes America great. Like this lovely
drone shot of a field of wheat at sunrise, and
this hard working far throwing a bale of hay into
the barn. And how about this adorable kid playing with
an impossibly cute puppy while a majestic stallion gallops by

(42:12):
in slow motion? And nothing says America like a kid
with a puppy and a horse in slow motion. But
it takes more than a bunch of hayseed turdkickers to
tell the Buddy Beer story. So here's a thirty something

(42:32):
hipster riding his bike to work in the big city.
Here's a group of millennials sitting around a reclaimed wood
table in a trendy restaurant. Such a perfect ethnic balance.
Here's an old man blowing out a buttload of candles
on a birthday kick. He's surrounded by a group of
people way too young to be this excited about hanging

(42:53):
out with somebody this old that says, Buddy Beer makes
you a better Here's a woman in a wheelchair crossing
a finish line and a marathon. Yes, Buddy Beer loves
handicapped people too, except I guess we're supposed to call
them differently eight something. Oh, and this is a big one.

(43:16):
A soldier coming off a plane at the airport. That's right,
Buddy Beer supports the troops too, as if anybody in
their right mind doesn't support the troops. Now, a montage
of happy faces, all of whom apparently like Buddy Beer.
A group of good looking college bros out for a

(43:37):
night on the town. The old guy that just blew
out the candles again. A wheelchair marathon lady. Here's two
guys hugging. They might be brothers, or they could be gay.
We'll let you connect the dots on that. This ad
is running in the middle of the third quarter, the
moment when your team has fallen behind and started to

(43:59):
make some incredible, boneheaded mistakes on the way to an
embarrassing defeat they'll have to live with for the next
six months. In other words, the perfect time to enjoy
an ice cold Buddy beer. This is a moment for
all Americans, from mauthy trump humps who love farmers and
horses and fireworks, to hissy fit pitching progressives who can't

(44:23):
get enough, people in wheelchairs, and pairs of men who
may or may not be gay. There's one thing we
can all agree on in America today. There's more reason
to drink than ever before. So forget the way your
team stunk it up tonight, take the edge off with

(44:44):
an ice cold Buddy beer. Buddy, the beer for winners
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