January 15, 2025 • 47 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Robert Earl Keen and the boys perform “The Bucking Song”.. - Tater updates us on the latest entertainment news and her list of What to Watch.. - Mr. Rhubarb stops by to deliver one for the kiddies.. - Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band have a go at their song, “Trump Me”.. - Married Man goes car shopping.. - and we’ll wrap things up with a call over to Casa de Doublewide for an update on Hoyt and Delbert…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weathering sports.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio talking about that damn teeth and having babies.
There're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated tip men,
Rock Limball.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Sean Hannity, neil Board. They're snow on the roof. They
had a fire in the party. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Goven Doe to do IV and out on.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It is Wednesday, January to fifteenth. How about dad, middle
of the week, middle of the month, get.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Up and get at it. Or for the rest of us, hey, heyday.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah right on that two week payday plan. Let's see
what we can spend the money on here. Today is
National Booch Day.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What is booch?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, kombucha or booch is a lightly ebervescent fermented beverage
with a bold, invigorating taste.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I don't think I've ever had come.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
It's different. Yeah, sweet or sour depends on what they kobched.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Okay, depends on what they fermented.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah, even make beer.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
Beer really okay, such a plant of.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Fermentation that's from sweet to tarts.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Know I'm saying it depends on what they put in there.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It has billions of live probiotics in every bottle, so
maybe that's.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Let's let Mikey try it.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
National hat Day? What's that all about?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
What's a thing that they put on their.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
National Strawberry ice Cream Day? Or I ain't get behind that?
In the National Bagel Day? I like a blueberry bagel.
Oh yeah, you like a little butter older I do?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I do.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
I like the cinnamon and raisin bagels.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
You know, it doesn't really seem like a bagel, and
it seems more like a bakery item.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm hungry, all right, get some come boot you and
the bagels will be ready to go. We got three
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on the radio. First prize pack is a hardcover copy
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wherever books are sold, a's get you set up, doin
it right here. Three dates in history where we get
our categories. It was nineteen forty three the construction of
the Pentagon was completed. The giant office building contains more
than six point five million square feet of office space,
seventeen miles of hallways, and more than two hundred and
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eighty four bathrooms. There's a military joke that the Pentagon
is spy proof because no spy, no spy will enter
the building for fear of getting lost.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, it is amazing man.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Move up to nineteen ninety eight. One of Britain's most
famous fugitives, a runaway pig named Butch Cassidy, was captured
eight days after escaping with his buddy, the sun Dance Pig. No,
they got away from a London slaughter house and swim
and icy river. The freedom pigs are fast, they are
(04:45):
they don't look like they could swim, but I've seen
them at the fair.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yall ever, try to catch your greased one. No, no,
the gets a regular one. Yeah, all right. Finally was
on the State No.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Four.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Three teenagers who went streaking through a Spokane, Washington restaurant
watched in horror as the thief drove off in their car,
which they left running to make a fast get away.
Naked in below zero degree temperatures, The three youngsters huddled
behind cars in the nearby parking garage until police arrived.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Buddy, there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Good Categories one eight hundred big shows. You told free line,
Come on, play out birds next.
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh man, you've got the weather channel on one of
the screens. And here's another Arctic blast just north of us,
our homesake, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Man, that's gonna push the duck south of y'all.
Speaker 9 (06:12):
Here.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
We got to the end of this month.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Whack them, quack them for I guess first, quack them
do well?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Rack them? Okay, near man, I'm just excited cold.
Speaker 10 (06:28):
Let's stay here.
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should be a lot of fun playing outs. Have them
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Mary up and guess time you love the best time
you have.
Speaker 12 (07:06):
A big shot.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
That's say he and Michael from Stegman, North Carolina.
Speaker 12 (07:15):
We shot.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Good morning, Michael.
Speaker 13 (07:26):
Hey, I'm just glad you get hit me with my
my my, switch it up.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
My. We're glad you made it in here. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Let's get you through these three categories. Maybe Tater a
Mikey before we finished. All right, buddy, give us in
five seconds, three things on a construction site.
Speaker 13 (07:47):
Ready, go, I'll go to bulgoz or workers and tools.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh by, Now give us three farm animals.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That's hard for Tater to catch. I just do that.
Speaker 13 (08:01):
Ready, It'll be a green pool chicken and a cow.
Speaker 10 (08:06):
All right.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I seem to get right up on the cow when
she was visiting my donkey. So yeah, okay, that's not.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
As weird as it sounds.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
All right, Michael, let's concentrate on this final category. If
you will give us three places you can be nude,
ready to go.
Speaker 11 (08:29):
Shower.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You got the whole.
Speaker 13 (08:40):
I'll be a long time listener since I was broadcasting off.
The tallest Pine Tree is done.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Michael, glad you've been with us. Body.
Speaker 13 (08:50):
I thought I'd never heard nobody try to negotiate with you.
If I could give you a forefencer for each walk,
could I get an autograph picture of the group.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, well you can do that, and you ain't got
to do nothing. We all will definitely.
Speaker 14 (09:01):
Do that, Jack, thank you.
Speaker 13 (09:03):
How about how about the construction site You're going to
see igor ocean inspecker as the fore man. What was
you gonna find a perverted oceanspecker? And the places you
could be due is boon in the ocean inspecker as
they drive off the job site.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I see a theme, right, Michael, I'm thinking not.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Uh well, Michael, you hang on, buddy. We will hook
you up both ways, my man.
Speaker 13 (09:34):
Yes, sir, thank you so much. I'll have a blessed word.
I will George off of decades and to hope to
keep doing so awesome hope.
Speaker 15 (09:40):
So now, buddy, all right, now it is your news.
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Nick Barrington that's right riding there coming up here.
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H m hmm, good morning.
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That's a big show on the radio.
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Heay man, come back, there's some time with our buddy
Rodney Carrington.
Speaker 16 (10:42):
By the way, Rodding thanks thanks for bringing your spit
cup in here to say hey, the first guest we
ever had using the spit cup.
Speaker 17 (10:49):
Unfortunately, not the first guest we've ever had that with
the water.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
As I put him at the chair in a center
down and there's this cops in there, and I went.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
To throw aways, No, leave that there.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It could be worse. You could have tell you a
little wing.
Speaker 17 (11:08):
Although he's got a cup of coffee in a speat
cup and they're like the same size and.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
The same color.
Speaker 12 (11:13):
Ain't any singing and raking?
Speaker 18 (11:16):
Yes, I'm lying in here with Larry down my man,
that big bass boat at fishing hole and one way
left me.
Speaker 12 (11:31):
And Lord, it's killing me this here cry here.
Speaker 18 (11:38):
You know I'm lying in Nearmsider with Larry on my.
Speaker 12 (11:47):
Long litery.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Where are you lying? Bring the boat bag lar.
Speaker 14 (12:02):
Line, raise my fishing baby.
Speaker 18 (12:08):
He told me one day in the boat, he said,
how come you don't ever write a song about me?
Speaker 12 (12:13):
Well, here, Larry, why don't I just reach over and
give you some sugar?
Speaker 14 (12:15):
What kind of questions are.
Speaker 10 (12:18):
You?
Speaker 12 (12:18):
Don't ask a man questions like that, might as well
reach over and grab his privates? Why you at it?
Speaker 14 (12:24):
Hey?
Speaker 19 (12:25):
Hey?
Speaker 20 (12:25):
You know?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Hey?
Speaker 12 (12:25):
Watch it? Son tinkering with a weapon.
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Hello, all right, some scary news to start off with.
Caitlin Clark you know her, right, basketball player for this
involve Indiana fever.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Well, apparently she had a stalker.
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Oh right.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Police arrested Michael Lewis, a fifty five year old in
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messages to Caitlin. The sheriff's office there said that they
became aware of a possible pattern of stalking by Michael Lewis.
They say he sent that he sent us threatening messages
on x or Twitter right between December sixteenth and January second.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
So does the is it one of those lines? They
don't know.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
She said she never responded to any of the messages.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
She was just letting it go, that's but she was
probably so she was very concerned that he apparently traveled
from Texas to Indianapolis, where he was arrested.
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According to Aby, yes, you know, taking care of mail, you.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Know, sure, but social media, you know, it's not like
it came through first office, Ruth. So the Grammy Awards,
you know, they are supposed to be February second, and uh,
that's three weeks from now, but they may be.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Postponed due to the final going on.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
No, yeah, yeah, that is Groundhog Day, you are correct,
But discussions have begun in LA for the possibility of
postponing the Grammy Awards. Uh, a decision will be made
later in this week. And their talks of turning the
CBS broadcast broadcast into a fundraiser instead, they may take
that time to raise money for the first affected by the.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Now the way it's burning now three each from that
ain't gonna be nothing left.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
It wow, unbelievable. There's those floods a fire. I'm waiting
for the river to turn, the blood yees and horsemen.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Well, not only that, but the further complicating matters are
the hotel occupancy right now. The hotel rooms are all
filled up folks who don't have any homes.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Right now, and so they don't have any vacancies to
hold the event.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Well, they moved a game last night to Arizona, I
mean Monday night to Arizona, so maybe they'll do.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
They're just moving to move things around.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
NFL Watchdogs were among the twenty seven million that streamed
Beyonce's halftime performance on Christmas Day.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
You may have seen it. Did you hear about it?
It was pretty big.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
She faced a five hundred dollars fine for every crystal
that popped off her costume. What yeah, so the total
fine would be taken from her twenty million Netflix check
that she got. A source explained quote. It's for players safety.
Foreign objects on the field could cause injury, order to
us weekly.
Speaker 12 (22:01):
So every of her crystal and.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Here's the thing, here's the thing she had. I don't
know how many dancers on that field. I mean, the
whole field was covered with sparkly people.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I felt like it was the whole state of text.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
The whole thing was sparkling.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So I don't.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
May have just she may have done all that.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Just get one of those in the elbow or your knee, terrible.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Scared, like like you just like he just stepped on
a lego.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's a real thing. That'd be good, some of that
Kamala money.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
No.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I was talking about finding.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Her players, I know, yeah, yeah, she just wanted to
sparkle for you.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
I don't know if you're familiar with Tom Holland Spider Man,
the Latest Spider Man, the Kid, he was great, great
in it, and then he went on and it.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Was in the Avengers movies with all the other guys.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Well, rumor is who his dad is spreading the rumor
that he and z and Deia are engaged and that
and Deya is the girl from the worm movie from Doune.
She's also from No you know her if you saw Beautiful,
Beautiful Woman. She was in Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Beautiful Women.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
She played Mary Jadeen and his Spider.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
They're married.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
They're gonna get married, and they haven't publicly said they are.
His dad was all over saying that they are, and
she was wearing a five diamond engagement ring at the
Golden Globes, so that just everybody just ran with that,
you know how. Rumors are just like this rumor that
Jaylo and Kevin Costner are a thing.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Really it's a rumor.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Though with somebody at this moment.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
No, okay, So everything with Ben Afflack is over, They're
all done. Ben's been hanging out a lot with Jennifer Gardner,
your Capital.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
The Rulers six eight years old.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
So yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
So the rumor is they hung out and aspen together,
sharing some drinks, sitting very close together. People being nosy
saying that that's kind of thing. Then some sources say
that after they hung out and they went their separate ways,
he said flowers and and champagne and he's like wooing
her in an old school style, and they say that
did these the rumor wheel people are saying that Jennifer
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likes the man.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
You know, he's a man. He's nothing like kid, the
older thing. She likes his age and he likes her
age because she's like fit and younger but not too young.
We'll see.
Speaker 25 (24:39):
He has his own money and all that kind of stuff,
drily and.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Still have room.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
So I don't even know what Kevin Costner and Jalo's
nickname would be.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Look away from what about Taylor swib and drivers?
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Any well, there is you know, people are are taking
a lot from his podcast with his brother because they
had a caller call in about getting married and then
his his fiance wants to get married in the fall,
and he's gonna he doesn't want to miss any football games,
and so they got Travis is shutting up, so no,
actually they were back and forth then trafficks kind of
like going, well, I've just know everybody likes to get
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married in the summer.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
I think all most of it.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Most of my friends get married in the summer summertimes
when everybody gets married, people are like, get.
Speaker 12 (25:24):
Married, get married.
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So that's what's the football podcast?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Well, yeah, all right, we appreciate your hard works out
you very much, but that's all. Let's get as a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Review yesterday's question. We found out,
believe it or not, but just two hundred dollars you
can hire a professional nit picker to come to your
house and pick your knits.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
And we found out what a knit is?
Speaker 6 (25:55):
Such a deal lice eggs?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
How many nits a nit picker could pick of a
knit picker could pick nits at your house?
Speaker 6 (26:03):
Dollars worth?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
That's so much today's John Boy Jeopardy. Most of our
body parts have official medical names. Well, apparently some didn't
rank high enough to earn one, which is why even today,
this is where you will find your number two, number three,
and number four.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
What are your faterals?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
You name them?
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Just one, two, three, four.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I like that somebody who's getting those big old linemen
in the NFL the back of his necks that looked
like an eight pack of ween is, Well, what y'all got?
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One? Eight hundred big show? You told free line across America.
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We go, do we get a winner?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
We played John Boy Jeopardy next.
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Good Wednesday morning, hump day January to fifteenth, middle of
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Right now, let's play Yells live across America.
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It's John boyjeviany and now your host.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
You know, it just occurred to me that a lot
of his friends have names that could be body parts.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
It's Little Bunny, Redfred, and of course Pecker from Graham.
Speaker 14 (27:53):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Where you go, let's say, hey, the Bobby out of
merles Inlet, South Carolina. Good morning, Bobby, Good morning, John Boy. No, buddy,
how you doing so far today? Bobby Man still breathing? Well, Bobby,
you got the first shot at John boydeveryday. Let's see
what you got.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Most of our body parts have official names, but apparently
some didn't rank high enough to earn one. This why
even today, This is where you will find your number two, three,
and four.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
You say, let's try stomach. Okay, let's try the stomach.
I believe you. I believe you're thinking of cows.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
I think he's thinking of six pack, right?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Was that what you were thinking, Bobby? We're wanting to understand.
Speaker 14 (28:54):
Yeah, I guess I was okay, honest and somewhat sad.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
They still breathing.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Bobby, We appreciate you, buddy. You have a great day
down marrols ND. Let you stay warm.
Speaker 25 (29:09):
Thank John boy, you're talking to.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
You all right, my boy.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Let's go to Kaffy over Anderson, South Carolina. Good morning, Kathy,
Good morning, yeah, though, Babby. So Bobby was doing something
around the stomach looking for number two, three, and four.
Where are you looking at?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Kathy? Feet? Allrah? Is it your feet?
Speaker 23 (29:40):
Then you know.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Your toes, so so, Gabby. Your big toe is named
the hallocks.
Speaker 11 (29:51):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Then you have the numbered toes, and.
Speaker 7 (29:54):
Then your little toe is called the minimus.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
We we we all the way home.
Speaker 26 (30:00):
Ones in the middle don't really have names. I mean,
if you look down and tried to tell somebody, oh,
it's roast beef. I don't what I have names, but
that we learned as child.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
When I broke my toes, what I said, which ones
you break? I'm said the one that stayed home.
Speaker 7 (30:17):
The same used to be true for your fingers. Your
your index finger, belt finger, and ring finger, until recently
did not have names.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I know their names are falangies. Now, yeah, falangies is
what the medical names. So it's like grouping them all together.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I see. And then the thumb is the thumbus. Hey, Cathy,
good work for you.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Maybe you got one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
top notch bulls not cleaning products made in the USA
and head to you and Anderson.
Speaker 25 (30:50):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Why at the bottom of the hour you go to meetings.
It's on top of your news right on the other side.
All right, I can hang over one time. Cansole coming up.
Speaker 16 (31:36):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 17 (31:53):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Viva
Las Vegas. Our story opens hard working union guy Tony
Morony is in Las Vegas for a convention. After a long,
boring day of seminars, he heads out to catch a
little bit of the action you can only get legally
in the state of Nevada.
Speaker 12 (32:15):
Hi, Welcome to the Chicken Shack.
Speaker 14 (32:17):
Hey, how you doing.
Speaker 12 (32:18):
My name's Tony.
Speaker 19 (32:19):
I'm a UPS manager down here for convention overseass but
now I'm interested in a little shall we say, unconventional entertainment.
Speaker 12 (32:28):
If you get my drift.
Speaker 9 (32:31):
Well, you've come to the right place, honey, twenty girls,
no waiting sounds good.
Speaker 12 (32:35):
Listen, is is this a union shop?
Speaker 14 (32:37):
You got here?
Speaker 19 (32:37):
Because you know, I'm a lifelong liming myself, as I
just been, there's some stuff I like to participate, you know,
patronized union establishments whenever possible, there show my support for
the brotherhood or in this case, it'd be the sister
hood if you want me sister.
Speaker 9 (32:52):
Sorry, honey, we're a non union business.
Speaker 12 (32:55):
Jeez, that's too bad.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Listen off any union houses any area, would you?
Speaker 9 (33:02):
Well, there's a Buckaroo Roadhouse about two miles down the highway.
Speaker 7 (33:05):
I'm not sure if they're a union though.
Speaker 12 (33:07):
A few minutes later, Tony arrives at the Bukaroo Roadhouse.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Howdy, Slim, what can I do for you?
Speaker 20 (33:17):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
How you doing?
Speaker 12 (33:20):
Name Stony?
Speaker 19 (33:20):
I'm looking for a little action. I don't mean to
come with chips and cards? You get back drifts? Yeah, yeah,
Texas little thing.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 27 (33:28):
Well, come on in here, you buddy, this is the
place for you.
Speaker 19 (33:30):
Oh no, no, before we go any further, are you
guys a union shop here?
Speaker 6 (33:34):
No, but don't worry.
Speaker 27 (33:35):
We definitely believe in taking good care.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Of our girls.
Speaker 10 (33:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (33:38):
Well, uh, I'm ups MANAGM from out of town. What
let me ask you a question here. If I spend
one hundred bucks in a joint, how would you split
up to take?
Speaker 27 (33:47):
The girl gets twenty and the house gets eighty?
Speaker 12 (33:50):
Whoa, hey, bukaroo banzai you call that? You call that fair?
Speaker 27 (33:53):
Well, we don't have any complaints if that's what you mean.
Speaker 12 (33:56):
Sorry, sweetheart, I can't be party to that kind of exploitation.
Speaker 27 (33:58):
Exploitation.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
Hey, you do know you're in a brothel, right, I.
Speaker 19 (34:04):
Said, Man, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take my
business elsewhere. Are there any other joints like this in
the area.
Speaker 27 (34:09):
Well, there's the House of Blonds about two miles down
the road.
Speaker 17 (34:12):
Tony arrives at the House of Blonds and walks inside.
Speaker 14 (34:18):
Hey, anybody in here, good evening.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (34:30):
Ah?
Speaker 12 (34:31):
Is this the House of Blonds?
Speaker 14 (34:33):
Yep? Twenty girls, all shape sizes right through that door.
Speaker 9 (34:36):
Ah.
Speaker 12 (34:37):
Uh, listen, Bob. It just threw me seeing an old
man running a joint like this. You know you don't
You don't use to see that.
Speaker 14 (34:43):
The regular Mathelm's sick today. I'm just filling in. I'm
hugging up.
Speaker 19 (34:51):
You're Huggy dub yep ah ween, nice to meet you,
Huggy dub By. Before we go any further, let me
ask you a question here, pa, are you guys union?
Speaker 10 (34:59):
Here?
Speaker 14 (35:00):
Are we are members of the Pleasure Workers Local number
ten sixty nine.
Speaker 19 (35:03):
I'm a UPS manager. So if I spend one hundred
bucks in this joint, Huggy Dub, what would the cut be?
Speaker 14 (35:13):
Well, the girls get eighty, the house gets twenty.
Speaker 19 (35:15):
Now we're talking. Hey, I'd like to party with that
little wayman. Let me see here here Huckey Dub had
a little hot down at twenty one.
Speaker 12 (35:20):
I'm over there on the couch.
Speaker 14 (35:22):
Just a second, FLOSSI come out here. You got a
customer hair.
Speaker 27 (35:25):
The strangers in town for the convention.
Speaker 12 (35:29):
Yo, yo, yo, Huckey Dub, Huggy Dub, come here, my man,
my man, come here.
Speaker 14 (35:32):
I bet you do. But Flu.
Speaker 12 (35:35):
Shot up. Now listen, what's the deal?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
I mean?
Speaker 19 (35:41):
She must be sixty years old? He look see iponed.
I wanted a little blond over there on the couch.
Speaker 14 (35:46):
Yeah, I bet you do. But Floss has got here
her seniority.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Although we don't think it's possible.
Speaker 17 (35:56):
At this point, we hope you've enjoyed John Way Billy
play House tune. And again next time when we'll hear
Huggy Dub.
Speaker 16 (36:04):
Say you got a problem with that? Okay, Hey, Huggy
Dub me and you're in the bathroom, You ready.
Speaker 12 (36:15):
To John Boya and Billy Morning Radio?
Speaker 11 (36:25):
Dumb right?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Good morning, Big show is on the radio here, mister Barb.
Speaker 19 (37:01):
Hello, Stape's hit it Randy. Good morning everyone, it's mister Rhubarb.
I like to start off before I get into my
usual deep intellectual humor with one for the kiddies.
Speaker 12 (37:14):
What's brown and sticky? Huh? He said, he didn't know
you're looking for what you were looking for?
Speaker 11 (37:24):
You?
Speaker 8 (37:24):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
What was the question? Again? Question?
Speaker 12 (37:30):
What's brown and sticky? I don't know your old joke?
That's your line?
Speaker 10 (37:36):
Do over?
Speaker 12 (37:37):
Okay, what's brown and sticky?
Speaker 14 (37:40):
Stick?
Speaker 12 (37:41):
Get it?
Speaker 6 (37:47):
What goes?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Ninety nine? Bunk?
Speaker 12 (37:48):
Ninety nine bunk? What a centipede with a wooden leg?
Speaker 21 (37:55):
Is that one for the kiddies too?
Speaker 12 (37:57):
I think all of these are What's green? Sets in
a corner and cries, what the incredible suck grime sucking green?
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I'm green?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
I'm in the corner.
Speaker 12 (38:14):
Because the hulk is green. I don't think too much,
what I mean? Why doesn't anyone? Doesn't anyone here know
what humor is all about there?
Speaker 19 (38:30):
Why doesn't anyone kiss vampires because they have back breadth?
Who was the best dancer at the monster's party? The boogeyman?
Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? Which outside?
Speaker 20 (38:52):
What?
Speaker 12 (38:52):
What did the snails say when he hitched a ride
on the turtle?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
We you said that funny?
Speaker 12 (39:02):
What has four legs and goes boo? What a cow
with a cold?
Speaker 10 (39:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (39:12):
What do you get when you cross a centipede with
a parrot a walkie talkie? What about a shark with
a parrot? What an animal that talks your head off?
A vampire with a snowman? What frost bite? This guy
(39:33):
goes to a costume party with a girl on his back?
Speaker 12 (39:36):
What the heck are you?
Speaker 19 (39:38):
Said the host inquizzically, I'm a snail, said the guy.
But you have a girl on your back, said the host.
He said, yeah, that's Michelle.
Speaker 12 (39:52):
Have shells? Yeah, no, there was one time a little
what are you to start interrupting me?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Now?
Speaker 12 (40:02):
I was just gonna say, do the do the snail
on the back of the turtle again, Billy. There was
a little dog named Fluffy.
Speaker 19 (40:10):
There was, yes, okay, back when I was dating a
girl that had the little dog, smartest dog you ever saw.
You're a real good trick. You could make your arms
into a hoop and Fluffy would jump through. One day,
I was playing with Fluffy on the balcony. I thought
it'd be fun to do that trick. Well, Fluffy jumped
up over the railing off the balcony. Oh man, she
(40:35):
came out and said, where's Fluffy? Said, I don't know,
but he's been acting to press.
Speaker 12 (40:44):
Well that's all I have.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
That's why there's not a missus.
Speaker 12 (40:49):
Yeah, but I'm not one of those. By the way,
Randy like that shirt.
Speaker 7 (40:54):
Oh so your material sucks, so you're gonna turn.
Speaker 19 (40:57):
Yeah, it usually works for John Boy. I thought, shot,
I'm mister Ruthbarb saying I'm mister rub All right, good.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Morning, The Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 12 (41:11):
Hang on, all right, listen to you, mog. It's time
to button your yap.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
Say I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 12 (41:18):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
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Challenge coin sounds like it should be on like Costa
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I mean, he's like a fure Live or some some
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Speaker 25 (43:29):
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Nixon and a pantsuit. Yeah, didn't y'all learn nothing from
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Donald Trump beat fifteen guys. He's Northern Yankee with a
great big mile, but all my buddies way down south
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say he'll make America great again. Trump says we need
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couldn't be the winner this year. Stranger things have already happened.
When Hillary gets a coffin spell, Trump goes out and
gives her hell hard on Latinos and refugeeves and all
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my buddies they say, is please. He's kind of nutty,
but his wife's kind of hard. This is crazy, y'all.
(45:29):
Red headed minutes from celebrity Apprentice.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Trump Trump, I know, okay, that's nuts.
Speaker 25 (45:44):
Good, Just say, don't make this any weirder than it
already is. Well, they don't hold back and they don't
fight fair, Big orange faith, he's big orange haire. But
(46:05):
if it comes down to him more Hilarye. A lot
of folks are saying he's for me, and they say.
Speaker 20 (46:16):
Trump wrong, tro troro troll.
Speaker 25 (46:32):
Okay, let's wrap this up. So Trump, he's kind of nutty,
but his wife's kind of hot.
Speaker 10 (46:41):
Trump.
Speaker 25 (46:49):
That's better work. He's a beginner, but he might be
the winter y'all.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
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Ready to play beating the blonde? Well, we'ren't playing a
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weathering sports.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio talking about that damn teeth and having babies.
There're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated tip men,
Rock Limball.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Sean Hannity, neil Board. They're snow on the roof. They
had a fire in the party. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Goven Doe to do IV and out on.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It is Wednesday, January to fifteenth. How about dad, middle
of the week, middle of the month, get.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Up and get at it. Or for the rest of us, hey, heyday.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah right on that two week payday plan. Let's see
what we can spend the money on here. Today is
National Booch Day.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What is booch?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, kombucha or booch is a lightly ebervescent fermented beverage
with a bold, invigorating taste.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I don't think I've ever had come.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
It's different. Yeah, sweet or sour depends on what they kobched.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Okay, depends on what they fermented.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah, even make beer.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
Beer really okay, such a plant of.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Fermentation that's from sweet to tarts.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Know I'm saying it depends on what they put in there.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It has billions of live probiotics in every bottle, so
maybe that's.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Let's let Mikey try it.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
National hat Day? What's that all about?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
What's a thing that they put on their.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
National Strawberry ice Cream Day? Or I ain't get behind that?
In the National Bagel Day? I like a blueberry bagel.
Oh yeah, you like a little butter older I do?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I do.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
I like the cinnamon and raisin bagels.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
You know, it doesn't really seem like a bagel, and
it seems more like a bakery item.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm hungry, all right, get some come boot you and
the bagels will be ready to go. We got three
days in this story saved up. Those would be very important.
We'll find out how you can use them to win
the first prize package of the day, Wake Up, Big
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wherever books are sold, a's get you set up, doin
it right here. Three dates in history where we get
our categories. It was nineteen forty three the construction of
the Pentagon was completed. The giant office building contains more
than six point five million square feet of office space,
seventeen miles of hallways, and more than two hundred and
(04:06):
eighty four bathrooms. There's a military joke that the Pentagon
is spy proof because no spy, no spy will enter
the building for fear of getting lost.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, it is amazing man.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Move up to nineteen ninety eight. One of Britain's most
famous fugitives, a runaway pig named Butch Cassidy, was captured
eight days after escaping with his buddy, the sun Dance Pig. No,
they got away from a London slaughter house and swim
and icy river. The freedom pigs are fast, they are
(04:45):
they don't look like they could swim, but I've seen
them at the fair.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yall ever, try to catch your greased one. No, no,
the gets a regular one. Yeah, all right. Finally was
on the State No.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Four.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Three teenagers who went streaking through a Spokane, Washington restaurant
watched in horror as the thief drove off in their car,
which they left running to make a fast get away.
Naked in below zero degree temperatures, The three youngsters huddled
behind cars in the nearby parking garage until police arrived.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Buddy, there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Good Categories one eight hundred big shows. You told free line,
Come on, play out birds next.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh man, you've got the weather channel on one of
the screens. And here's another Arctic blast just north of us,
our homesake, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Man, that's gonna push the duck south of y'all.
Speaker 9 (06:12):
Here.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
We got to the end of this month.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Whack them, quack them for I guess first, quack them
do well?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Rack them? Okay, near man, I'm just excited cold.
Speaker 10 (06:28):
Let's stay here.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Feature track When to make show bit box Hoyt Delbert's
been cat setting church keywords cat setting that.
Speaker 11 (06:40):
That's fuck uppers. Let's play upburst. It's the game that
anyone can win. John Boy Billy, give the prizes from
the big prize being. Let's go contested number one. This
should be a lot of fun playing outs. Have them
(07:03):
Mary up and guess time you love the best time
you have.
Speaker 12 (07:06):
A big shot.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
That's say he and Michael from Stegman, North Carolina.
Speaker 12 (07:15):
We shot.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Good morning, Michael.
Speaker 13 (07:26):
Hey, I'm just glad you get hit me with my
my my, switch it up.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
My. We're glad you made it in here. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Let's get you through these three categories. Maybe Tater a
Mikey before we finished. All right, buddy, give us in
five seconds, three things on a construction site.
Speaker 13 (07:47):
Ready, go, I'll go to bulgoz or workers and tools.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh by, Now give us three farm animals.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That's hard for Tater to catch. I just do that.
Speaker 13 (08:01):
Ready, It'll be a green pool chicken and a cow.
Speaker 10 (08:06):
All right.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I seem to get right up on the cow when
she was visiting my donkey. So yeah, okay, that's not.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
As weird as it sounds.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
All right, Michael, let's concentrate on this final category. If
you will give us three places you can be nude,
ready to go.
Speaker 11 (08:29):
Shower.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You got the whole.
Speaker 13 (08:40):
I'll be a long time listener since I was broadcasting off.
The tallest Pine Tree is done.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Michael, glad you've been with us. Body.
Speaker 13 (08:50):
I thought I'd never heard nobody try to negotiate with you.
If I could give you a forefencer for each walk,
could I get an autograph picture of the group.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, well you can do that, and you ain't got
to do nothing. We all will definitely.
Speaker 14 (09:01):
Do that, Jack, thank you.
Speaker 13 (09:03):
How about how about the construction site You're going to
see igor ocean inspecker as the fore man. What was
you gonna find a perverted oceanspecker? And the places you
could be due is boon in the ocean inspecker as
they drive off the job site.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I see a theme, right, Michael, I'm thinking not.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Uh well, Michael, you hang on, buddy. We will hook
you up both ways, my man.
Speaker 13 (09:34):
Yes, sir, thank you so much. I'll have a blessed word.
I will George off of decades and to hope to
keep doing so awesome hope.
Speaker 15 (09:40):
So now, buddy, all right, now it is your news.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
How about early morning Tree double two small Buddy riding
Nick Barrington that's right riding there coming up here.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
H m hmm, good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Heay man, come back, there's some time with our buddy
Rodney Carrington.
Speaker 16 (10:42):
By the way, Rodding thanks thanks for bringing your spit
cup in here to say hey, the first guest we
ever had using the spit cup.
Speaker 17 (10:49):
Unfortunately, not the first guest we've ever had that with
the water.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
As I put him at the chair in a center
down and there's this cops in there, and I went.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
To throw aways, No, leave that there.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It could be worse. You could have tell you a
little wing.
Speaker 17 (11:08):
Although he's got a cup of coffee in a speat
cup and they're like the same size and.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
The same color.
Speaker 12 (11:13):
Ain't any singing and raking?
Speaker 18 (11:16):
Yes, I'm lying in here with Larry down my man,
that big bass boat at fishing hole and one way
left me.
Speaker 12 (11:31):
And Lord, it's killing me this here cry here.
Speaker 18 (11:38):
You know I'm lying in Nearmsider with Larry on my.
Speaker 12 (11:47):
Long litery.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Where are you lying? Bring the boat bag lar.
Speaker 14 (12:02):
Line, raise my fishing baby.
Speaker 18 (12:08):
He told me one day in the boat, he said,
how come you don't ever write a song about me?
Speaker 12 (12:13):
Well, here, Larry, why don't I just reach over and
give you some sugar?
Speaker 14 (12:15):
What kind of questions are.
Speaker 10 (12:18):
You?
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Don't ask a man questions like that, might as well
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Hello, all right, some scary news to start off with.
Caitlin Clark you know her, right, basketball player for this
involve Indiana fever.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Well, apparently she had a stalker.
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Oh right.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Police arrested Michael Lewis, a fifty five year old in
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became aware of a possible pattern of stalking by Michael Lewis.
They say he sent that he sent us threatening messages
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So does the is it one of those lines? They
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She said she never responded to any of the messages.
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She was just letting it go, that's but she was
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from Texas to Indianapolis, where he was arrested.
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Know, sure, but social media, you know, it's not like
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Speaker 6 (20:34):
Postponed due to the final going on.
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No, yeah, yeah, that is Groundhog Day, you are correct,
But discussions have begun in LA for the possibility of
postponing the Grammy Awards. Uh, a decision will be made
later in this week. And their talks of turning the
CBS broadcast broadcast into a fundraiser instead, they may take
that time to raise money for the first affected by the.
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Now the way it's burning now three each from that
ain't gonna be nothing left.
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That's crazy.
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It wow, unbelievable. There's those floods a fire. I'm waiting
for the river to turn, the blood yees and horsemen.
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Well, not only that, but the further complicating matters are
the hotel occupancy right now. The hotel rooms are all
filled up folks who don't have any homes.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Right now, and so they don't have any vacancies to
hold the event.
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Well, they moved a game last night to Arizona, I
mean Monday night to Arizona, so maybe they'll do.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
They're just moving to move things around.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
NFL Watchdogs were among the twenty seven million that streamed
Beyonce's halftime performance on Christmas Day.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
You may have seen it. Did you hear about it?
It was pretty big.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
She faced a five hundred dollars fine for every crystal
that popped off her costume. What yeah, so the total
fine would be taken from her twenty million Netflix check
that she got. A source explained quote. It's for players safety.
Foreign objects on the field could cause injury, order to
us weekly.
Speaker 12 (22:01):
So every of her crystal and.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Here's the thing, here's the thing she had. I don't
know how many dancers on that field. I mean, the
whole field was covered with sparkly people.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I felt like it was the whole state of text.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
The whole thing was sparkling.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So I don't.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
May have just she may have done all that.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Just get one of those in the elbow or your knee, terrible.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Scared, like like you just like he just stepped on
a lego.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's a real thing. That'd be good, some of that
Kamala money.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
No.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I was talking about finding.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Her players, I know, yeah, yeah, she just wanted to
sparkle for you.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
I don't know if you're familiar with Tom Holland Spider Man,
the Latest Spider Man, the Kid, he was great, great
in it, and then he went on and it.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Was in the Avengers movies with all the other guys.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Well, rumor is who his dad is spreading the rumor
that he and z and Deia are engaged and that
and Deya is the girl from the worm movie from Doune.
She's also from No you know her if you saw Beautiful,
Beautiful Woman. She was in Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Beautiful Women.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
She played Mary Jadeen and his Spider.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
They're married.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
They're gonna get married, and they haven't publicly said they are.
His dad was all over saying that they are, and
she was wearing a five diamond engagement ring at the
Golden Globes, so that just everybody just ran with that,
you know how. Rumors are just like this rumor that
Jaylo and Kevin Costner are a thing.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Really it's a rumor.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Though with somebody at this moment.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
No, okay, So everything with Ben Afflack is over, They're
all done. Ben's been hanging out a lot with Jennifer Gardner,
your Capital.
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The Rulers six eight years old.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
So yeah, yeah.
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So the rumor is they hung out and aspen together,
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saying that that's kind of thing. Then some sources say
that after they hung out and they went their separate ways,
he said flowers and and champagne and he's like wooing
her in an old school style, and they say that
did these the rumor wheel people are saying that Jennifer
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likes the man.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
You know, he's a man. He's nothing like kid, the
older thing. She likes his age and he likes her
age because she's like fit and younger but not too young.
We'll see.
Speaker 25 (24:39):
He has his own money and all that kind of stuff,
drily and.
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Still have room.
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So I don't even know what Kevin Costner and Jalo's
nickname would be.
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Look away from what about Taylor swib and drivers?
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Any well, there is you know, people are are taking
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had a caller call in about getting married and then
his his fiance wants to get married in the fall,
and he's gonna he doesn't want to miss any football games,
and so they got Travis is shutting up, so no,
actually they were back and forth then trafficks kind of
like going, well, I've just know everybody likes to get
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married in the summer.
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I think all most of it.
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Most of my friends get married in the summer summertimes
when everybody gets married, people are like, get.
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Married, get married.
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So that's what's the football podcast?
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Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Review yesterday's question. We found out,
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And we found out what a knit is?
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Such a deal lice eggs?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
How many nits a nit picker could pick of a
knit picker could pick nits at your house?
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Dollars worth?
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That's so much today's John Boy Jeopardy. Most of our
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and number four.
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What are your faterals?
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You name them?
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Just one, two, three, four.
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I like that somebody who's getting those big old linemen
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We played John Boy Jeopardy next.
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It's John boyjeviany and now your host.
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You know, it just occurred to me that a lot
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It's Little Bunny, Redfred, and of course Pecker from Graham.
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He's John Boy.
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Where you go, let's say, hey, the Bobby out of
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how you doing so far today? Bobby Man still breathing? Well, Bobby,
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what you got.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Most of our body parts have official names, but apparently
some didn't rank high enough to earn one. This why
even today, This is where you will find your number two, three,
and four.
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You say, let's try stomach. Okay, let's try the stomach.
I believe you. I believe you're thinking of cows.
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I think he's thinking of six pack, right?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Was that what you were thinking, Bobby? We're wanting to understand.
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Yeah, I guess I was okay, honest and somewhat sad.
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They still breathing.
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Bobby, We appreciate you, buddy. You have a great day
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Thank John boy, you're talking to.
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Let's go to Kaffy over Anderson, South Carolina. Good morning, Kathy,
Good morning, yeah, though, Babby. So Bobby was doing something
around the stomach looking for number two, three, and four.
Where are you looking at?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Kathy? Feet? Allrah? Is it your feet?
Speaker 23 (29:40):
Then you know.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Your toes, so so, Gabby. Your big toe is named
the hallocks.
Speaker 11 (29:51):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Then you have the numbered toes, and.
Speaker 7 (29:54):
Then your little toe is called the minimus.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
We we we all the way home.
Speaker 26 (30:00):
Ones in the middle don't really have names. I mean,
if you look down and tried to tell somebody, oh,
it's roast beef. I don't what I have names, but
that we learned as child.
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Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
When I broke my toes, what I said, which ones
you break? I'm said the one that stayed home.
Speaker 7 (30:17):
The same used to be true for your fingers. Your
your index finger, belt finger, and ring finger, until recently
did not have names.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I know their names are falangies. Now, yeah, falangies is
what the medical names. So it's like grouping them all together.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I see. And then the thumb is the thumbus. Hey, Cathy,
good work for you.
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and head to you and Anderson.
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Thank you so much.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
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Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Viva
Las Vegas. Our story opens hard working union guy Tony
Morony is in Las Vegas for a convention. After a long,
boring day of seminars, he heads out to catch a
little bit of the action you can only get legally
in the state of Nevada.
Speaker 12 (32:15):
Hi, Welcome to the Chicken Shack.
Speaker 14 (32:17):
Hey, how you doing.
Speaker 12 (32:18):
My name's Tony.
Speaker 19 (32:19):
I'm a UPS manager down here for convention overseass but
now I'm interested in a little shall we say, unconventional entertainment.
Speaker 12 (32:28):
If you get my drift.
Speaker 9 (32:31):
Well, you've come to the right place, honey, twenty girls,
no waiting sounds good.
Speaker 12 (32:35):
Listen, is is this a union shop?
Speaker 14 (32:37):
You got here?
Speaker 19 (32:37):
Because you know, I'm a lifelong liming myself, as I
just been, there's some stuff I like to participate, you know,
patronized union establishments whenever possible, there show my support for
the brotherhood or in this case, it'd be the sister
hood if you want me sister.
Speaker 9 (32:52):
Sorry, honey, we're a non union business.
Speaker 12 (32:55):
Jeez, that's too bad.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Listen off any union houses any area, would you?
Speaker 9 (33:02):
Well, there's a Buckaroo Roadhouse about two miles down the highway.
Speaker 7 (33:05):
I'm not sure if they're a union though.
Speaker 12 (33:07):
A few minutes later, Tony arrives at the Bukaroo Roadhouse.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Howdy, Slim, what can I do for you?
Speaker 20 (33:17):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
How you doing?
Speaker 12 (33:20):
Name Stony?
Speaker 19 (33:20):
I'm looking for a little action. I don't mean to
come with chips and cards? You get back drifts? Yeah, yeah,
Texas little thing.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 27 (33:28):
Well, come on in here, you buddy, this is the
place for you.
Speaker 19 (33:30):
Oh no, no, before we go any further, are you
guys a union shop here?
Speaker 6 (33:34):
No, but don't worry.
Speaker 27 (33:35):
We definitely believe in taking good care.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Of our girls.
Speaker 10 (33:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (33:38):
Well, uh, I'm ups MANAGM from out of town. What
let me ask you a question here. If I spend
one hundred bucks in a joint, how would you split
up to take?
Speaker 27 (33:47):
The girl gets twenty and the house gets eighty?
Speaker 12 (33:50):
Whoa, hey, bukaroo banzai you call that? You call that fair?
Speaker 27 (33:53):
Well, we don't have any complaints if that's what you mean.
Speaker 12 (33:56):
Sorry, sweetheart, I can't be party to that kind of exploitation.
Speaker 27 (33:58):
Exploitation.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
Hey, you do know you're in a brothel, right, I.
Speaker 19 (34:04):
Said, Man, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take my
business elsewhere. Are there any other joints like this in
the area.
Speaker 27 (34:09):
Well, there's the House of Blonds about two miles down
the road.
Speaker 17 (34:12):
Tony arrives at the House of Blonds and walks inside.
Speaker 14 (34:18):
Hey, anybody in here, good evening.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
What can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (34:30):
Ah?
Speaker 12 (34:31):
Is this the House of Blonds?
Speaker 14 (34:33):
Yep? Twenty girls, all shape sizes right through that door.
Speaker 9 (34:36):
Ah.
Speaker 12 (34:37):
Uh, listen, Bob. It just threw me seeing an old
man running a joint like this. You know you don't
You don't use to see that.
Speaker 14 (34:43):
The regular Mathelm's sick today. I'm just filling in. I'm
hugging up.
Speaker 19 (34:51):
You're Huggy dub yep ah ween, nice to meet you,
Huggy dub By. Before we go any further, let me
ask you a question here, pa, are you guys union?
Speaker 10 (34:59):
Here?
Speaker 14 (35:00):
Are we are members of the Pleasure Workers Local number
ten sixty nine.
Speaker 19 (35:03):
I'm a UPS manager. So if I spend one hundred
bucks in this joint, Huggy Dub, what would the cut be?
Speaker 14 (35:13):
Well, the girls get eighty, the house gets twenty.
Speaker 19 (35:15):
Now we're talking. Hey, I'd like to party with that
little wayman. Let me see here here Huckey Dub had
a little hot down at twenty one.
Speaker 12 (35:20):
I'm over there on the couch.
Speaker 14 (35:22):
Just a second, FLOSSI come out here. You got a
customer hair.
Speaker 27 (35:25):
The strangers in town for the convention.
Speaker 12 (35:29):
Yo, yo, yo, Huckey Dub, Huggy Dub, come here, my man,
my man, come here.
Speaker 14 (35:32):
I bet you do. But Flu.
Speaker 12 (35:35):
Shot up. Now listen, what's the deal?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
I mean?
Speaker 19 (35:41):
She must be sixty years old? He look see iponed.
I wanted a little blond over there on the couch.
Speaker 14 (35:46):
Yeah, I bet you do. But Floss has got here
her seniority.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Although we don't think it's possible.
Speaker 17 (35:56):
At this point, we hope you've enjoyed John Way Billy
play House tune. And again next time when we'll hear
Huggy Dub.
Speaker 16 (36:04):
Say you got a problem with that? Okay, Hey, Huggy
Dub me and you're in the bathroom, You ready.
Speaker 12 (36:15):
To John Boya and Billy Morning Radio?
Speaker 11 (36:25):
Dumb right?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Good morning, Big show is on the radio here, mister Barb.
Speaker 19 (37:01):
Hello, Stape's hit it Randy. Good morning everyone, it's mister Rhubarb.
I like to start off before I get into my
usual deep intellectual humor with one for the kiddies.
Speaker 12 (37:14):
What's brown and sticky? Huh? He said, he didn't know
you're looking for what you were looking for?
Speaker 11 (37:24):
You?
Speaker 8 (37:24):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
What was the question? Again? Question?
Speaker 12 (37:30):
What's brown and sticky? I don't know your old joke?
That's your line?
Speaker 10 (37:36):
Do over?
Speaker 12 (37:37):
Okay, what's brown and sticky?
Speaker 14 (37:40):
Stick?
Speaker 12 (37:41):
Get it?
Speaker 6 (37:47):
What goes?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Ninety nine? Bunk?
Speaker 12 (37:48):
Ninety nine bunk? What a centipede with a wooden leg?
Speaker 21 (37:55):
Is that one for the kiddies too?
Speaker 12 (37:57):
I think all of these are What's green? Sets in
a corner and cries, what the incredible suck grime sucking green?
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I'm green?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
I'm in the corner.
Speaker 12 (38:14):
Because the hulk is green. I don't think too much,
what I mean? Why doesn't anyone? Doesn't anyone here know
what humor is all about there?
Speaker 19 (38:30):
Why doesn't anyone kiss vampires because they have back breadth?
Who was the best dancer at the monster's party? The boogeyman?
Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? Which outside?
Speaker 20 (38:52):
What?
Speaker 12 (38:52):
What did the snails say when he hitched a ride
on the turtle?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
We you said that funny?
Speaker 12 (39:02):
What has four legs and goes boo? What a cow
with a cold?
Speaker 10 (39:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (39:12):
What do you get when you cross a centipede with
a parrot a walkie talkie? What about a shark with
a parrot? What an animal that talks your head off?
A vampire with a snowman? What frost bite? This guy
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goes to a costume party with a girl on his back?
Speaker 12 (39:36):
What the heck are you?
Speaker 19 (39:38):
Said the host inquizzically, I'm a snail, said the guy.
But you have a girl on your back, said the host.
He said, yeah, that's Michelle.
Speaker 12 (39:52):
Have shells? Yeah, no, there was one time a little
what are you to start interrupting me?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Now?
Speaker 12 (40:02):
I was just gonna say, do the do the snail
on the back of the turtle again, Billy. There was
a little dog named Fluffy.
Speaker 19 (40:10):
There was, yes, okay, back when I was dating a
girl that had the little dog, smartest dog you ever saw.
You're a real good trick. You could make your arms
into a hoop and Fluffy would jump through. One day,
I was playing with Fluffy on the balcony. I thought
it'd be fun to do that trick. Well, Fluffy jumped
up over the railing off the balcony. Oh man, she
(40:35):
came out and said, where's Fluffy? Said, I don't know,
but he's been acting to press.
Speaker 12 (40:44):
Well that's all I have.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
That's why there's not a missus.
Speaker 12 (40:49):
Yeah, but I'm not one of those. By the way,
Randy like that shirt.
Speaker 7 (40:54):
Oh so your material sucks, so you're gonna turn.
Speaker 19 (40:57):
Yeah, it usually works for John Boy. I thought, shot,
I'm mister Ruthbarb saying I'm mister rub All right, good.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Morning, The Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 12 (41:11):
Hang on, all right, listen to you, mog. It's time
to button your yap.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
Say I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 12 (41:18):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Really
do your Wednesday anywhere? In fifteen John Moore's wonderful thing
on full display at the Big Show dot Com. Give
away number one hundred and twenty nine oh four. Ron
Horner Day, Master of Restarts, challenge coin and ten Colonis
coin from Costa Rica.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
They live every day like it's Saturday.
Speaker 21 (42:22):
That's on the run.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Challenge coin sounds like it should be on like Costa
Rican flag.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
But there's this like port of Vita.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
I mean, he's like a fure Live or some some
third reeld deal like the sunny all the time man
and the fish.
Speaker 10 (42:36):
I bite now is it?
Speaker 9 (42:37):
Man?
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (42:39):
I ain't tickled back us at the.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
You got it back to some of the most requested
We're heading twenty twenty four in minutes. Big Shoe rolls on,
Good Morning, got the Big Show on the radio. All
right for the last time. One of the most requested tunes. Yeah,
Trump made Trump, Alright, this is it. We're gonna get
you ready to play Beating the Blonde for a big
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old happy Herd Prize Pike. Have you heard makes top
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coment or coach JBB get tempersent off of checkout, hang
on play for minutes right now.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Let's do it, everybody.
Speaker 25 (43:29):
Have you heard s election years? Man a great big
turd cols missus Clinton ain't worth of foods. She's Richard
Nixon and a pantsuit. Yeah, didn't y'all learn nothing from
(43:53):
the nineties. Meanwhile, the GOP got a bit surprise because
Donald Trump beat fifteen guys. He's Northern Yankee with a
great big mile, but all my buddies way down south
(44:18):
say he'll make America great again. Trump says we need
to build a wall. Trump clearly a beginner, but he
(44:38):
couldn't be the winner this year. Stranger things have already happened.
When Hillary gets a coffin spell, Trump goes out and
gives her hell hard on Latinos and refugeeves and all
(45:08):
my buddies they say, is please. He's kind of nutty,
but his wife's kind of hard. This is crazy, y'all.
(45:29):
Red headed minutes from celebrity Apprentice.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Trump Trump, I know, okay, that's nuts.
Speaker 25 (45:44):
Good, Just say, don't make this any weirder than it
already is. Well, they don't hold back and they don't
fight fair, Big orange faith, he's big orange haire. But
(46:05):
if it comes down to him more Hilarye. A lot
of folks are saying he's for me, and they say.
Speaker 20 (46:16):
Trump wrong, tro troro troll.
Speaker 25 (46:32):
Okay, let's wrap this up. So Trump, he's kind of nutty,
but his wife's kind of hot.
Speaker 10 (46:41):
Trump.
Speaker 25 (46:49):
That's better work. He's a beginner, but he might be
the winter y'all.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Yeah, right there, it was a good time. Y' all
Ready to play beating the blonde? Well, we'ren't playing a
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