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Let's get up, let's get at it, and here we
are home today, Wednesday, March fifth. Hey, everybody, hey, idea,
don't bump your head on the microphone. I'm turning you
on here left bood right, ah, right, we got heads
and boobs, we got yeah, I'm all over the plays here.
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All right.
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Then let's see here on this March the fifth, Happy
ash Wednesday. Single's the beginning of Litton season for you
Catholic Christians, right, Taylor, Yes, all right? How long does
this last? This is where you go and you get
the add you'll see forehead ash marks on the foreheads.
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All right, we got to look a panic on the face.
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Listen till easter.
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Okay, we are rolling.
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In on that gives up something and no meat.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh I got it right here, Thank you very much.
You got it put out for me. It takes place
forty six days before Easter exactly every every year. Okay,
I got it. The day after Shrove Tuesday. That's fat Tuesday. Well, yes,
to the trove another word for fat. I don't think so,
you don't think so, all right, It's just it's kind
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of hurtful being fat and on a Tuesday.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Yeah, I'm telling you, those Catholics are me.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
You know, Fat Tuesday supposed to be the big party,
kind of like the big blowout because you're getting ready
to you know, either fast or I give up meat,
and you're also going to give up like something that
you're glutting for.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Kind of like when you carve up before a marathon.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
When people do that.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, we got to thank you there. Happy ash Wednesday
of our lovely Catholic listeners. This morning, Cheese Doodle Day,
Cheese Doodle get him in National Multiple Personality Day.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Wow, Well that's the day for you.
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There Areys seven, Last Good Deal and the National Absence Day.
That's that drink that they were trying to make a
Moonshiners with the.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Killer be I think I think he accomplished that. Yeah, look, Chiller,
that's his flavor.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
The world famous comedian. Now he is officially a moonshiner
legal moonshine, I don't tell you and everything. Yeah, got
his own legal moonshine. The bees was there, you go,
that's something. Just became a Christian and gout in the moonshining.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Right, Well, I mean they do kind of go together,
you know if you think about.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It, Well you think Jack Daniels, it was a preacher
of Kentucky made that right, That's right? Ah right, Well
here we go. So uh all right, well there's some
days to be aware of here. One day it's all
in one, Okay. I think I'm awake. I was when
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We'll give you three days in history and you can
win you nineteen ninety seven, Alabama researchers at Auburn University
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Ward announced they had achieved a ninety percent success rated
changing newborn female crappy fish into males by feeding them
male hormones. The researchers said males grow in the larger
fish and are better for both fishing and eating. I'll
get all burned down there doing some good with the fishes.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I still need the females to make more fish, but
then they change.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Them all right, then about fishes, and then let's move
up to one. Vice President Dick Cheney underwent an angioplasty
for a partially blocked artery after going to a hospital
with chest pains. It was Dick Cheney and finally oh three.
A forty eight year old German Man was arrested in
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Rome after being caught joggingnked through a park. Let's go
straking Man said he hadn't realized it was against the
law to run nicked in Italy?
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Is that wrong? I'm sorry?
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Is that wrong?
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Well?
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There you go.
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have shots. Good morning David, Good morning.
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What that y'all?
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You are body.
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Welcome in here amongst us. Let's see if you can
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You ready to go, Let's do it. Let's do it.
Five seconds thanks to down there in Auburn, in your
homestate of Alabama. Three fish you can eat, ready to go.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I got a flounder, catfish and or croppee, good mail
croppers on that warrig alright, now, three things you see
at a hospital ready to go? I got a doctor
or nurse and a patient.
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And here it is for the wind, David, if you
can give me three places you cannot be naked ready
to go.
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Grocery store, convenience store, and downtown at the red light.
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It sounds like you know that from experience. I don't
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Go about that warrigle. I got you there, buddy, Hang
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on your news, mad Max. Get that blood moving, first
thing this morning, my sir up next, Good morning. It's
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a big show on the radio. Oh Bray is early morning? Call?
Good morning? Ain't big show?
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Go on?
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Ben go mad magie Max?
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How's it going.
Speaker 10 (09:57):
I'm a fifty five year old, right guy. I've been
married to the same woman for twenty five years. I
own a gun, I believe in God, I run my
own business, I obey the law, and I pay my
bills on time. In the day's America, I might as
well have a bulls eye stuck on my rear. Oh,
(10:19):
I'm also thirty pounds overweight. According to the envirol Nazis,
that means I'm killing the planet too. That's right. The
climate experts came out with some new study. It says
one of the major causes of global warming is fat people.
(10:40):
Moving around in a heavy body is like driving a
gas guzzler, says doctor Phil Edwards from something called the
London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine. Oh boy, sounds
like one of them mail order diploma out is in
the back of rolling Stone. But doctor Edwards says, more
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fat people means more food production, which is a major
cause of these CO two emissions that are warming our planet. Well,
if you'll pardon the expression, my big old butt, he's
a new slashdot. Fat people don't want to kill the planet.
We're the ones trying to make it a better place
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to live. Who you think came up with a ninety
nine cent value? Men, take a look behind every major
innovation in world history. You'll find a fat guy who's
trying to make his life easier. Benjamin Franklin got tired
of making his own nails, so he invented the hardware store.
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Fat people came up with all your major scientific breakthroughs,
like the automatic garage opener as invented by a fat
guy so they wouldn't have to get out and raise
the door when he pulled in the driveway. The TV remote,
and it by a fat guy that didn't want to
get off the couch to change a channel. Oh, let's
(12:05):
not forget the computer. We know the guy that invented
the computer was fat because he's on Dancing with the
Stars a couple of weeks ago. In being fat is
where he got the idea. Couldn't get a date, so
he invented a way to getting pictures of nishing girls
without going to the news trip. You're welcome, America. You know,
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if fat people cause global warming, if it really was true,
it'd be really bad news for al Gore, But it
might be good news for the rest of us, because
if anything could get out to switch teams, this might
be it. We came down to saving the artic ice
cap Ra. Wendy's triple with cheese Owl looks like a
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guy that say screw the Polar Bears, Biggie size men
and down nuts lead Fat people alone keep messing with us,
We're gonna come put a cob and footprint. Not cracking.
Shut up, quit one in my life. Y'all have a.
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Mary Jane.
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Thanks asking.
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Y'all.
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I've just been sitting around thinking about stuff you want
to hear.
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Summer cool.
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You know National Bold Days Today was every day for me.
Speaker 10 (14:24):
Yeah.
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When I was a kid, my bedtime was nine pm,
and I couldn't wait to be a grown up so
that I could go to bed anytime I wanted, which
turns out to be nine pm. Getting older, it must
be rough on you, guys. One minute you're young and cool,
(14:46):
even a little bit dangerous, and the next minute you're
reading Amazon reviews for the Squatty Party. You know, it
was six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy, that's all, Oh.
Speaker 11 (15:07):
Mark happy, because one of them is.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
You just shortened my smoke break. You know, if your
parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to
fix it. That's another one. Take a minute. I read
somewhere that the average American curses between eighty and ninety
(15:37):
times a day. That's literally like five curse words an hour.
I'm finally above average at something.
Speaker 10 (15:46):
Y'all.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
You know your lifespan is only about a minute long. However,
the timer refreshes whenever you take a breath. You got
that going for Yeah, you know we're talking about parachutes.
I've been skydiving, and sure it's scary, But have you
(16:11):
ever been at someone's house in the toilet wooden flush?
I guess I'm the only one's been scary. Five out
of every three people don't understand fractions. They just don't.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
That's what I know.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
As I was looking that's all right, I'll dumb it down.
As I was looking at my naked body in the mirror,
I realized that I was going to get kicked out
of my Kia.
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They don't like it was in the car of the storm.
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I need a pretty big mirror. I had to think
about that one. My nephew he asked me what I
wanted to be when I grew up, and I told
him I wanted to be a retired lottery winner. That's okay,
(17:23):
all right, Okay, I got a joke and then like
I gotta split okay, because.
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You know I was.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
Now, I'm not gonna what did one saggy boob say
to the other saggy boob? If we don't get the
proper support, people are gonna think we're crazy. I was
gonna say nuts.
Speaker 15 (17:50):
But if you were like, Okay, look at the time,
what's it for now?
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Don't keep rocking, and I don't need drinking.
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Speaker 16 (18:24):
Oh you can have all them good at two shoes
on the radio and talking about that damn Peith and
having baby. They're nothing sexy than a hot young man
talking trash on the radio. I like all them opinionated
time men rock Limbo.
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Yawn, Hannity Neil board, Yeah.
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Snow on the roof.
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They had a fire in the party. It getting hot
in here. I take off all my clothes. Who we
are so vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. A
local woman in Greenville County was cleaning up around the
Washington Heights area found what authorities believe was a severed human.
We wee, here's another Bobby thing. You know, I was
afraid of this when the Bobby thing happened in all
the prayers A fad. Yeah, that's a hula hoop. Yeah,
(20:00):
she finds like a severed you know, we went in
a peanut butter jar.
Speaker 8 (20:05):
Oh, this sounds like an industrial accident. There's some worker
who's so he doesn't even realized he lost it. To
talk about the pickle slice her.
Speaker 12 (20:18):
Yeah, they fired both of us.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
Peanut butter like that. You don't eat all the one to.
Speaker 11 (20:30):
Was, was it Peter Pan.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Lieutenant Sam Simmons, motioning for the Greenville County Sheriff's office,
said from the lab.
Speaker 8 (20:47):
Yeah, now, how many of you have handled this?
Speaker 10 (20:49):
All right?
Speaker 11 (20:50):
Very tough for me and the boys at the lab.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
Hanger, Prince, you mean.
Speaker 17 (20:56):
Let's got the chalk outline, guy, this shouldn't been good.
Speaker 18 (21:00):
Her out some called big Tracy.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Ah we now, he said, we don't have any fairies
about it right now. The woman found the suspected organ.
While organ, Yes, she was working. Notice something she knows
a court sized jar, kind of happier size jar.
Speaker 14 (21:28):
Yeah, note comited the symbol.
Speaker 11 (21:36):
The court size jar.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
This guy's supremely unhappy.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
She noticed something suspicious in it.
Speaker 17 (21:45):
I guess that's not what you expected to find in
a court sized jar style.
Speaker 8 (21:51):
But this is ridiculous, I look at that.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Anyway. They took the suspected organ to agree with Amrral hospital.
It was examined by a patholo just who said, that's what.
Speaker 10 (22:01):
You know the thing?
Speaker 19 (22:02):
You know what the thing is on the North Carolina statutes.
You know they advertising the paper for a month and
if there's nobody that comes to claim it, she gets
to keep it.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Yes, and this was a good part of that.
Speaker 18 (22:16):
Why does everything remind me Andy gra the shows we
all do all right, we'll win, all right, three o'clock
one week from today. Ah, but you gotta be a
lot of guys coming to claim it.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Though pathologists was not able to estimate to win or
how long it had been in the jar. A piece
of paper which was secured on the object with a
rubber band the suicide note.
Speaker 14 (22:44):
He left the guys, see that shows you that it
does think.
Speaker 10 (22:49):
This guy, this.
Speaker 12 (22:50):
Guy, women sucks.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
I'm out here and it killed itself.
Speaker 14 (22:55):
The peanut butter coaching machine with a suicide note wrapped
around it.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
It can't take it. So this guy's choice. The woman
is killing me. I'm living, I'm dying, I'm done.
Speaker 12 (23:10):
What did the note say?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Well, it had some type of uh illegible writing on it.
Speaker 12 (23:16):
Well, like I said'd be a little hard for to write.
Speaker 14 (23:19):
It can think, okay, but as we all know, it
just can't help you. Right, you could type about fifteen
words a minute. I will try one, but it's the
handwriting is terrible. Yeah, well, I can't grip the pen,
no thumb, no opposing digit. Everybody's imagining it trying to write.
(23:45):
Now there's something there, go home. Mine can write real well. Yeah,
and the snow doesn't count.
Speaker 11 (23:53):
I can take it. The snow doesn't get the d
news is it's Hillary's handwriting.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
We've linked them up.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
These are lego jokes.
Speaker 8 (24:08):
We just keep putting one on top.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Of the Sheriff's office has not received any calls relating
to the fine. And the organ is in storage.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Storage, and the.
Speaker 14 (24:24):
It's what's the police station refrigerator? Every time guy who
run f Can you get there now?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
It's down at the mark.
Speaker 12 (24:33):
They have this little tiny drawer.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
You know.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
I'm told them when they built this mortgage, this to
come in someday.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Be handy.
Speaker 8 (24:47):
I told them it would happen sooner or later.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
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Speaker 6 (25:20):
It's awards Jesus heard you heard that. Didn't see any
of it on Sundays.
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I'm counting on you. Just a catch me up with
the stuff.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Very artsy, I think at the Oscars as it always
always really is. A Noura triumphed at the Oscars this year,
securing Best Picture and a total.
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Of five awards.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
No Anora No.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
It's about a young sex worker from Brooklyn who meets
and impulsive meets and impulsively marries the son of an ogle.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Arc oligartby Ark Oligark.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Is that like a girl?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Is that like Shrek?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
It was like somebody with a lot of money, like
in foreign countries. That probably right.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Because once the news reached Russia, her fairy tale is threatened.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Oh no, she's a sex worker, no fairy tale.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
And he fell in love with her. Yeah, so the
the actress, the lead actress won Best Actress, Mikey Madison
and Sean Baker earned Best Director. They also got Best
Original Screenplay and Best Film Editing. Adrian Brody won Best
Actor for The Brutalist, while Kieran Coulkin and Zoe Saldana
took home Supporting Actor and Actresses awards. Let's See Flow
(26:38):
made history as Lativa's first best animated feature film. Let's
See It was hosted by Conan O'Brien. You might have
seen that he had a few jabs at folks, kind
of let's see.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Any funny jabs.
Speaker 11 (26:56):
You know what I watched?
Speaker 6 (26:57):
There was this kind of right kind of things.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Nobody's threatened to slap or anything.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
No, no, no violence happened. No physicalities Ariana Grande and
Cynthia Arrivoy. They sang from their movie Wicked, but they didn't.
Speaker 8 (27:13):
Win any awards.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
No, they went in their normal at normal they're in
very pretty dress.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
Yeah, that.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
Saw it, John, But your feigning interest has gotten a
lot worse.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
I don't I can't detect it at all. We said
we need to send our condolences to Dolly Parton. She
posted on her social media on Monday that her husband
of almost sixty years passed away. Carl Thomas Dean died
at the age of eighty two.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
He was always spot.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
I was gonna say, he was always in the background,
but a super supporter of her. She always spoke highly
of him. There was never any rumors or any scandals.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Royal.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
Yeah, that was that one.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Hey, Elon Musk had well he didn't have it, but
a woman had his fourteenth baby.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Oh boy, wow.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Child?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
What is he?
Speaker 6 (28:12):
Zeus Sean Zealis, who is one of Musk's Neuralink employees,
is now the mother of four of the bosses kids.
They have three year old twins and a daughter who
just turned one according to People magazine, So he's keeping
the species going.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Let's see, we.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Need to let him know he doesn't have to do
it by himself.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
He still got time to do that. Yeah, saving money
over here in America, right, and his gun and pregnant
making up numbers.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
How does he find the time?
Speaker 11 (28:49):
That's what I guess.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
He only needs a minute or two and these he's good.
Forensics on the pacemaker of Gene Hackman Uh suggested that
he died nine days before his body was discovered. They're
slowly finding information.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
That explains that dog that that we did, right, and
a kennel. They say that the probably starve or water.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
I think water is probably the main thing that will
get But his last recorded pacemaker event occurred on February seventeenth,
which was likely his last day of life according to authorities.
So it's still still going. But there they're partially mummified.
Bodies were discovered on the twenty sixth. They're saying that
in the dry desert air of Santa Fe, New Mexico,
(29:29):
they're like their bodies dehydrated.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
What about so he had amaker? What about the life.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
They're still trying to the medical Yeah, the medical investigator
told the sheriff that they tested both he and his
wife tested negative for carbon monoxide, and they showed no
signs of trauma, which rules out foul play. There were
some scattered pills near her body, but they were common
prescriptions for like thyroid regulation and the high blood pressure,
(29:56):
so nothing that would cause a demise. So eerie. And last,
but not least, people are picking on Millie Bobby Brown,
Billy Bobby Brown. Number number, she's eleven, not number eleven,
but eleven eleven eleven some stranger.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Things eleven from stranger things. Yeah that show.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
Uh So the tabloids and social media getting her because
they said that she is making herself look too old.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Well she finally looks hot. There you go, attainable.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
I mean, this is why you know being famous is rough.
I mean the girl gives herself blonde hair, grows growing up.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Look at her changing the looks?
Speaker 9 (30:32):
Hello anymore?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Yes, I've got cleavage. I might want to show a.
Speaker 9 (30:37):
Little of it.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Millie Bobby Brown.
Speaker 8 (30:40):
Everybody job alone?
Speaker 10 (30:43):
Okay, I do that?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Dan? Well, thank you so much for that report.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
Oh, don't feign with all.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Do you've finished strong? All right? Well, let's get us
a winner. Let's play John BOYD Jeopardy. Let's jump right
in here. Marine Live researchers. The contrary to popular belief,
this is what you are most likely to find at
the center of a pearl.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
H what is a pop?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
No, but we'll talk about that later. It's very interesting.
One eight hundred Big show you told free line. Come on,
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Speaker 7 (32:12):
Now a man who no longer gets his flu shot
at work. He says, it makes pretending to have the
flu a lot harder if everybody knows you're vaccinated.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
He tomboy.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
As they had. James out of Watumka, Alabama. Good morning, James,
you are boys like you, wide awake and ready to go. Yeah,
all right, James. Let's uh look at marine life researchers
or marine life researchers, no horror irritator will they report
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the contrary to popular belief, this is what you are
most likely to at the center of a pearl.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Who well, I'm I can't even et the center of
TSI pop beyond.
Speaker 10 (33:11):
I spent a lot of time down in Appletia, Florida,
the time on the Pearl River. I'm going with worm.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Ah, look at you dipping in your experiences down there
on the river.
Speaker 11 (33:22):
Show us worm.
Speaker 10 (33:30):
So we're talking.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Then I was loving song.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
So I'm wearing a strand of worms.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Kind so okay, all right, no wait, mante here, so
let me let me wrap my head around this. I
got Randy, my Jeopardy researcher here. So so the center
of a pearl. I thought the pearl was formed in
the center of an oyster, but it says pearl.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
That's where pearls are. But if you look in the
middle of the pearl, oh, you look in the middle
cast the pearl.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Always been told a grain of sand.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Right, But that's and all like that. But it is
a parasitic worm. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
They kind of bore their way in through the shell
and because they were, you know, kind of biting on
the inside, the they coated with the.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Stuff that becomes a pearl.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
It's pose, No, it's actually worm.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Actually the pearl it's all work the worm to get
the pearls, and you get the pearls, and you got
the worm, so you don't how to work out out.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Tatter oysters have like this mucus that they get around.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Well, you lost pearls. I was going for some worm
humor with tater pearls. But yeah, but we'll we'll get
back to that. James, wait to go on. You were
in there, buddy. We're sending you the big old happy
herd down to a tumka. All right, great, I appreciate it.
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Don't give a shirt out of there down one, of
course you can man give shot them on rid blame
of Rick Hilindeer, dirt Boy. Shout out the towns of
red horse out there around the world.
Speaker 11 (35:05):
Red Horseman, Red Horseman, all ride out on hold.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Way. How many hours top of your news on the side,
Get out of time, capsule.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
I get it out.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Where's the morning lave coming up?
Speaker 20 (35:29):
M This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South number one ex sports. A local
woman in Grayville County was cleaning up around the Washington
Heights area found what authorities believe was a severed human
we we and they here's another Bobby thing. You know,
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I was afraid of this when the Bobby thing happened
in all the press.
Speaker 8 (36:23):
Fad yeah, fads so hula hoop.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, she finds like a severed you know, we wait
in a peanut butter jar.
Speaker 8 (36:33):
Oh, this sounds like an industrial accident. There's some worker
who's so he doesn't even realized he lost it to
talk about the pickle slicer.
Speaker 12 (36:46):
Yeah, they fired both of us.
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Peanut butter like that. You don't eat all the one time,
was it?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Peter? Lieutenant Sam Simmons, motioning for the Greenville County Sheriff's Office, said,
the lab Yeah.
Speaker 8 (37:15):
Now, how many of you have handled this?
Speaker 10 (37:17):
All right?
Speaker 11 (37:18):
It's very tough for me and the boys at the lab.
Speaker 8 (37:22):
Hanger, Prince, you.
Speaker 11 (37:23):
Mean, let's get the chalk outline.
Speaker 8 (37:25):
Guy, this shouldn't be good.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Somebody hung her out.
Speaker 11 (37:28):
Somebody called big Tracy.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Ah we now, he said, we don't have any fairies
about it right now. The woman found these suspected organ
while cleansed organ. Yes, she was working. Notice something she
knows a quart size jar, kind of half.
Speaker 14 (37:54):
Beer size, committed the symbol.
Speaker 8 (38:04):
The court size jar. This guy's supremely unhappy.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
She noticed something suspicious in it.
Speaker 17 (38:13):
I guess that's not what you expected to find in
the court size yarn style.
Speaker 8 (38:19):
But this is ridiculous.
Speaker 11 (38:20):
I look at that.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Anyway. They took the suspected organ to agree with Amorrol Hospital.
It was examined by a pathologist who said, that's what
you know the thing.
Speaker 19 (38:30):
You know what the thing is on the North Carolina statutes.
You know they advertising the paper for a month and
if there's nobody that comes to claim it, she gets
to keep it.
Speaker 18 (38:40):
Yes, this was a good part of that. Why is
everything remind me any Grea?
Speaker 8 (38:46):
The shows we all do.
Speaker 12 (38:50):
All right, we'll win, all right, three o'clock one week
from to day.
Speaker 14 (38:55):
Ah, but you guys coming to claim it.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Though pathologist was not able to estimate to win or
how long it had been in the jar. A piece
of paper which was secured on the object with a
rubber band.
Speaker 8 (39:09):
A suicide note he left. The guys see that shows
you that it does.
Speaker 10 (39:14):
Think.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
I can't stand this guy.
Speaker 8 (39:17):
This guy chic women sucks. I'm out here and it
killed itself.
Speaker 14 (39:22):
The peanut butter coaching machine on with a suicide note
wrapped around it.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
They can't take it. So this guy's choice. The woman
is killing me. I'm a living. I'm done, I'm done.
Speaker 12 (39:38):
What did the notes say?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Well, it had some type of uh illegible writing on it.
Speaker 12 (39:43):
Well, like I said, be a little hard to write.
Speaker 8 (39:47):
It can think okay, but as we all know, it
just can't help you.
Speaker 9 (39:50):
Right.
Speaker 14 (39:52):
It could type about fifteen words a minute. I want
train one but handwriting store Yeah, well, I can't grip
the pen, no thumb, no opposing digit. Everybody's imagined it's
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trying to write. Now, there's somebow there, go home. Min
can ride real well yea. And the snow doesn't count.
Speaker 8 (40:22):
The snow doesn't count.
Speaker 11 (40:28):
The bad news is it's Hillary's handwriting.
Speaker 8 (40:33):
We've linked them up. These are lego jokes. We just
keep putting one on top.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
Of the other.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
The Sheriff's office has not received any calls relating to
the fine. Then the organ is in storage.
Speaker 8 (40:50):
Storage, it's what's the police station refrigerator? Every time? Guy
who run?
Speaker 14 (40:56):
Can you get there?
Speaker 8 (41:00):
It's down at the mark.
Speaker 12 (41:00):
They have this little tiny drawer.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
They fell like.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
A short mark.
Speaker 14 (41:09):
You know, I'm told him when they built this market,
this will come in someday.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Be handy.
Speaker 8 (41:14):
I told him to what happened sooner or later?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah, John Boy and Billy Stupid, you're talking crazy. Good
morning radio, done right, good morning, big show's on a radio.
Speaker 13 (41:59):
And here we go, and now it's story time with
your host, Carl Childrens.
Speaker 21 (42:11):
I had me a birthday a little bit ago. I
don't rightly know how old I am, but I knowed.
I had a birthday. Melinda, that big girl from a
dollar store. She gave me a book of stories. Some
of them I never heard afore. I can tell you
about one of them if you want me too. Yeah,
all right, then I'd gone to anyway. That's here is
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called the silver screw saves it. Once upon a time.
This old boy, he's born without a belly button, but
where it is supposed to be, there's this big old
silver screw is sticking out that boy's doctor. Well, sir,
I didn't want to try to take it out on
account of the he's afraid on ard squared out of him.
(42:58):
Well sir, liking her. Now, this old boy, he was
stuck with that silver screw growing up, was tough on him.
Other children they were a micro to him, matesport of him.
A good bit could never go to gym class on
account of theyin't hanging him towels off of his silver screw,
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so he never left the house. He dug a hole
in the floor of the shed with a stomp and
stayed there. He never had no friends. One day, when
he was out at the store getting some dry goods,
he reached up to get something or other off on
the top shelf. His shirt come untucked. This mysterious feller
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kind of a twitchy looking boy in a black raincoat.
He saw that screw sticking out. Term told that boy
about a swammy. Some folks calls him a wizard. I
called him a swammy. Had one of them big old
towels on his head. The swami lived over in a
place called Tea. Bet with that boy, he took all
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his money out of the mine car, took a plane
trip to meet this swamy. Once he got there, he
had to wander off summers, climb up to these big
mountains to get to this swammy. Feller then took him
a couple of good days. We didn't have no buses
or taxi cabs up Iron. He come up to big
old church. Before he could knock on the door there
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that Swammy Feller opened it up. He told that boy
with a silver screw, he knowed why he was there.
That Swamy said, if and he wanted to get that
silver screw out of there, he'd have to sleep in
the highest tower and the next morning that screw would
come right out. That boy, he was a mine put
off about having to do more climbing, but he said
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all right. Then he told his stuff up to that room,
went to sleep. In the middle of the night, this
fog floated in the window. In the middle of that fog,
there's this big old silver screwdriver.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
I ain't sure.
Speaker 21 (44:58):
And if it was a Phillips hit or not, that
screwdriver took that screw while that bore was belly and
then floated back out the window. Next morning, when that
boy woke up, he seen that silver screw with laying
on a pillow next to him. He reached down and
commenced to feeling around his belly button, and that.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
Screw was plumb gone.
Speaker 21 (45:18):
He jumped up out of bed, happy.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
As he could be.
Speaker 21 (45:21):
Then all of a sudden, his butt fell off. He
kept trying to put him back on all the time screaming,
wasn't my butt fall off firm, what's my butt fall off?
Fur more of than the story. Don't screw around with
things you don't understand, or you could lose your butt
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at the end.
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Speaker 4 (45:52):
What's in your belly button?
Speaker 10 (45:53):
Over?
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Good Morning? The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big show right around the corner.
Speaker 21 (46:02):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. I
like listen to John boys Billy and that they're big shoke.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
I like the way they talk. They're funny ha ha,
not funny queers, that's what they say.
Speaker 21 (46:17):
Anyhow, I figured out why John boy has a hard
time getting started the morning.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Ain't gotten the gaze?
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