February 5, 2025 • 46 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we pay tribute to Richard Bowden of Pinkard and Bowden and roll out a few of his funny songs.. - Marci looks deep into the happenings in Hollywood with this weeks edition of Tatertainment News.. - Buddy Beer is about to blow their entire annual ad budget on a single commercial during the Big Game - we’ve got a preview.. - Big Show Brat, Sherman Pratt has some Valentine’s advice for kids.. - and we’ll wrap things up with a call from Rev. Billy Ray Collins on the “Jesus Gets Us” ads that ran during last year’s game…
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weathering sports.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio and talking about that damn teeth and having babies.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
There're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated tip men,
Rush Limball.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Sean Hannity, neil Board. They're snow on the roof. There's
a fire in the partner. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes. Whoo, I feel so vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Rode
it to your Wednesday, February fifth, looking for people, brothers
who want a Grammys. Richard Bowden on Bella Lodonna, I
mean Bella Donna. What was that Stephen Neis album? Bella Donna?
I hate that the adventure was holding Madonna album. We
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were talking about the Grammys and yeah, it's the closest
when come to Bud, that's got one. Let's find out why.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Ooo little song here about the art of songwriting, which is,
of course, keep it simple, use as few words as possible.
You ought to know, Richard, Yeah, I learned it all
from you, Sandy.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Well.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Every morning at the mine, you could see him arrive.
He stood six foot six. You could see him arrive,
kind of broad at the shoulder, narrow at the hippn
everybody knew he was narrow at the helpn Bad John Woo.
Nobody seemed to know where John called home. He just
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drifted into town, never called home. He didn't say much.
He's kind of quiet and shy. If he spoke it all,
he didn't say much. He's kind of quiet and shy.
Bad John bat Joy, bad big John who somebody said
(03:12):
he came from New Orleans where he had got in
a fight down in New Orleans and a crashing blow
from his huge right hand killed at Louisiana.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Fellow with a huge right hand. Bad John.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Then came one day at the bottom of the mine.
When a timber cracked at the bottom of the mine,
the miners were praying, and hearts beat fast. Everybody knew
that their hearts was beating fast at John, Bad John,
Bad John, bad big John. Who or less we raise
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it up, that's.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Exciting at.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
All.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
And then with all his strength he gave a mighty
shove and a miner yelled out.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
He gave a mighty shove.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Twenty man scrambled from a would be grave. Now there's
only one, and that would be grave, and that's John.
With Jack's and timbers. They started back down. Then came
that rumble as they started back down, and the smoking
gas belts out of that mine. Everybody knew it was
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smoking gas belted out of that mine.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Bad job, bad job, bad big job.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
All right, since sitive boy, Well, they never reopened that
worthless pit. They just placed a marble stand on that
worthless pit. These few words are written on that stand.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
At the bottom of this mine was written on that stand. Bad,
bad job, bad big job.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Sherman Pratton, Big Show,
Brad gonna help you out on Valentine's Day. Get you
a head start. He's going up in just a second.
First one, tell you about the prize pack you can
win if you can beat the Blonde. We got a
hardcover copy of James Gregory's autobiography, A Bushel of Beans
and a Peck of Tomatos. The Life and Times of
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the Funniest Man in America includes a bookmark autographed by
James Beatable. Now at funniest Man dot com or whoever
books are sold. Hag on winning right here in minutes.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Oh chuckles, how's it going. Hey, there's a phone call
for you. No, not really, he always falls for that. Hello,
fellow love Bandits Sherman's bratt the book show Bright Here
with today's topic, Valentine's Day. When you're a kid, certain
holidays are a license to steal, and like most special
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days on the calendar, Valentine's Day means only one thing,
candy and.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Lots of it.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
All right, all right, there's no Halloween or Easter or anything.
But if you play your card's right, you can clean up.
Let me preach on it. Around the middle of January.
Start to act on mot being sad around the girls.
If they try to act nice and jump, just sigh
and smile and act all choked up chicks.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
Love is God.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
And compare to the morons that are lifting up their
skirts and putting tacks on their chairs. You're gonna look
like a little angel sent down from heaven. Make up
some bloga about it being this time last year when
some girl from out of town broke your heart. Make
sure it's a totally made up name In town this way,
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some skeptic can't go checking up on your story. So
it goes like this. Talk about how you promised each
other candy on Valentine's Day, then right before the big day,
she dumped you. No, she'll never be able to eat
candy again with such a broken heart. Tell this story
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to six or seven girls. Now, don't go overboard and
get greedy. See in their girly minds, they will make
it their personal goal to help you snap out of
it and being women. How will they do it by
giving you candy the exact thing you said you.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Never eat again.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Games It almost is easy to predict, as your folks,
So until next time. This is Shriman Frett reminding you
it's a kid's world.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Certainly, well, good luck when with your banded Hi, y'allays
beat the Blonde one eight hundred big show you told
free line across America. We'll get a contestant play next.
(08:49):
Good Morning this make Shaw on the radio. Hommon do
your Homeday Wednesday, February fifth feature track When It makes
your bed Box Reverend Billy Red College Jesus gets us
super Bowl Lads and premiered last year, I sayway on
this year, the keyword is Jesus. When you hit the
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big box at the Big Show dot Com, click out
on their contest one while you add, and you might
get to play a game like ce de Blondet's Meet
our Contestants. Eddie from Sauny Daisy to Tennessee just tell
me go back and take it as awful word.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Oh tell me about it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Hey, Eddie, welcome buddy. How you doing today?
Speaker 8 (09:40):
I am doing great man.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I love the show. I love to listen to it
every day. Good buddy. Well, let's see if we can
add your name to the list of winners. Here, Eddie,
we'll ask Tatter some questions. You agree or disagree with?
Two best for two buzzers and you got it?
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Sound good, sound fun?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Let's do it. Tattered the name of the Greek fabulist ASoP,
is known worldwide for his fables for children. But what
did a soop do for a living?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
A sop? He was the royal wiper?
Speaker 10 (10:16):
What a job?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I kind of have it?
Speaker 6 (10:22):
ASoP was a farmer.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
ASoP was a farmer. Tater, says Eddie, agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (10:32):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
You agree and should away with a disc there her
trying to get out of your mouth. He was a
slave ASoP was a slave. Does it sounds like he's
been a wiper a biscuit maker? Y'all work on that one.
Get back to okay when you gets you a mail?
Speaker 8 (10:55):
Right? All right?
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Come on try all right.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
According to the well researched book entitled Talking with Horses,
how many ways do horses have for saying I love you?
Speaker 6 (11:12):
For saying I love you? I mean, I just know
they have a really awful way say they don't love you?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
My donkey, I did?
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Does that count?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Done? Looks like a horne?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Then we talked all the time about thirty thirty ways.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Thirty ways horses have for saying I love you? Wow?
Alright there, Eddie, come home, body, what you do? What
you do? Agree?
Speaker 8 (11:46):
Disagree, disagree?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
It's unbelievable, anybody, she nailed it. I know that thirty ways.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
I spent time with the donkey.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I know one. Jack has enough.
Speaker 9 (12:05):
Eddie.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
We're gonna give you a consolation prize because we just
couldn't pen Taylor down anyway. Old now body, you're very tone,
you're very kine.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Hey does Randy really dress like comedian Paul In?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I'm gonna say today he has a pink shirt and
a blue blazer. So yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Think it's easy.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Hey, I had fun, good yeah, good stuff. Buddy, Will
you hang over Jackie for a second here, buddy, gonna
make it better for you. Thank you? All right there?
You you got to to do listor news.
Speaker 11 (12:52):
Big Johnson, you gotta cute up, Roll says, good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
That's a big sew on the radio. We've been talking
about the Grammys, and yesterday I talking about Big and
Bowden didn't win one. Well together they didn't, but I
bore Richard Bowden did no My Grammy for Best Album
nineteen eighty one. It was Stevie Nicks Belladonna, her first
solo album. Bore right down on it. And let's do
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another song that didn't quite make it in his solo act.
But this is the follow up to Bad Big Jump.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Big Johnson, Well, early morning at the pharmacy. I seen
him arrive. He was a slick little dude. He had
nothing to hide. He had a broad by his shoulder
and a pager on his hip. Was time to refill
his Viagross script, Big Johnson. Everybody said he came from
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a machol bunch. Was Somewhere along the line, he lost
his punch, and a flashing prescription from his doctor's pen
put the lid back in Johnson's pencil again.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Big Johnson.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Then came one night in the back of his car
when he couldn't locate his viagra jar.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
He started to panic.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
His heart beat fast, so he sucked down his nitro
glisering stash.
Speaker 12 (14:57):
Big Johnson, Big Johnson, Big Johnson, Big Bad Johnson.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Through the smoke of the dash lights.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
He began to explore, and he found his viager by
the seat on the floor. He took a swig of
geritol to wash it on down because he knew in
an hour he'd be going to town.
Speaker 13 (15:25):
Big then, with all of his strength, he gave a
mighty shudder.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Then a minor in forction made his eyelids fluttering. Twenty
minutes later, he was getting cold. He forgot to read
the label. I'm told Big Johnson. Well, I neglected to
mention that his girl was a blonde and didn't know
the number for nine to one one, But the choking
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and gasping had blown her mind. She just thought that
Johnson was having a good time with Big Johnson. Well.
They ended up digging a big old pit, and they
placed Big Johnson at the bottom of it. But his
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final condition could not be hit because they couldn't quite
close that coffin lid on Big Johnson, Big Johnson, Big Johnson,
Big Bad Johnson.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio, and the desk
of Taylor Tayman News is what to watch coming about
twenty minutes right now, Let's get this Hello, Big Show.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Bill in Good
morning Dollar beloved friends out there in radio land. Here's
a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent full of Gus's put a penny coast to assembly
just off Steet Road twenty three on the Frontage Road.
Well friends, This Sunday evening, the orgyistic frenzy of shameless
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idol worship and drunken high cholesterol consumerism the so called
Super Bowl, forty five minutes of football surrounded by seventeen hours.
I asked for alkey hal and Pnis. It's a NonStop
parade of talking monkeys and farting horses, and scale are
painted up like the horror battling with their fake bosoms
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about the pop plumb out of the play. Oh, preacher,
hold on, you don't mean to tim. You didn't come
out against football, have you? Well know, beloved, football is
a fine thing in its proper context, and by that
I mean a bunch of ten year old youngins in
a vacant line on a Saturday afternoon. But professional football,
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why that ain't nothing but a bunch of overpaid, dope
baddled thugs leaving a trail of bullet holes and faster
children from one of them. Because you want to to other,
Oh some of y'all might.
Speaker 9 (18:42):
I love to hear that today.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
But friends, the truth don't always go down like Sodie Popples. Well,
if I sell to tad hard, it's because I just
had my annual argument with the church board about us
throwing a so called Super Bowl party. Oh think about it, preacher,
how about if we uld go run us one of
them big old fat screen TVs and write folks to
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come down to the church to watch the game. We'll
pull them in with the big game, and then we'll
hit him in the head with the gospel. Why just
about every man in America likes to watch the Super Bowl,
I said, Well, most of them like to look at
naked Dunson girls too. How about we put us a
stripper pole in the baptismal pool already. Now, don't get
(19:27):
me wrong, well have it. I don't mind a good
church softball game we were watching, arid. I ain't got
no use at all for these so called professional sports nowadays.
It ain't nothing but millionaires hoodlum shooting guns at one
another and sticking needles full of dope in their areas.
If that's sports, y'all have hat? Oh, preacher, hold on,
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you don't mean to tell you doesn't come out against football,
have you? We'll know, beloved, Football is a fine thing
in its proper contact, and by that I mean a
bunch of ten year old youngins in a vacant lit
on a Saturday afternoon. But professional football, why that ain't
nothing but a bunch of overbade, dope paddled thugs leaving
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a trail of bullet holes and best children from one
end of the other. Oh, some of y'all. I'd love
to hear that today. But friends, the truth don't always
go down like Sodie Park. Oh think about it, preacher.
Why just about every man in America likes to watch
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the Super Bowl I says, well, most of them like
to look at naked dunchon girls too. How about we
put us a stripper pole in the baptismal pool. Already
Ricky Dale is a persuasive son of a gun though,
so by a vote of five to four, I'm pleased
to invite whosoever will to join us. Is coming Sunday
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night at six o'clock PM for the Sword of Joshua's
Super Salvation Bowl Sunday catch all action on our high
defamation fetch screen TV Curzy of Brother Bob Hickey of
Hickey and Sons teving appliance in the Cooderwood Plaza Shoffing Center.
There'll be French fries and chicken wings from the bow
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Jangles over on two Notch Road, and plenty of food
Genie caffeine free Sodie pop to worship all down with. Oh,
and don't worry about all the godless family destructive advertising
going on during the game. When a commercial comes on,
we'll just cut the TV off and enjoy a three
minute speed devotional from our guest speaker, Doctor Ain't Old
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Hirschheuser from the Burning Bush Gosper Temple in Hognut, Alabama.
Admission is absolutely free. Although I love offering a be collected.
All proceeds go towards church programs that try to keep
folks from going to here. Faith in football go head
ahead this Sunday evening at the Sword of Joshua, Independent
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Full Gospel, Pennycostial Assembly, just off State Road twenty three.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
All the fun rolls, it.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Says Reverend Billy Ray Collins, reminding you of his time
to turn, so you don't burn John Boy and Billy's
her Yo. Keep them straight up.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Good morning to big show's on the radio, and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 14 (22:28):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit now.
Like listening to John boyn Billy and they're big Yo.
I like the way they talk. They're funny, ha ha,
not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow, I figured
out what John Boy has a hard time getting darted
the morning.
Speaker 10 (22:49):
Ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio, knocking
it in on the fine lour. You gott what to
watch coming up in minutes. You missed some of the
big show earlier.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
Ain't no call for that.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
We got John Boy and Biller's Late Risers podcast every
Monday through Friday. Catch all the stuff we had Richard Bowden,
former Grammy Award winner with Stevie Nicks. Okay, and it's
what to watch in minutes. You gotta get down in
the car. Take care of that too, Hang right there,
Tater up next, and then some rousing rounds of wordy Word.
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Speaker 10 (24:26):
Where right now?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
From the desk of Taytor Tama News What to watch,
Here's Marcy Taylor Moriah.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
What did we watch at the box office this weekend?
Number one was the animated movie dog Man. It debuted
at number one, racked at about thirty six million dollars
here in the USA. Dog Man. Number two was the
sci fi thriller Companion. It opened up the last weekend
as well. Companion was about the horror horror film that
horror teens out at the lakeside cabin.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, it's a premise, it's never been explored before.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Hufasa the Lion King was third place again, hanging in
there in the top five. One of them days came
in at fourth place, and one of the days was
the boyfriend that stole all the rent money and then
the girls have to figure out a way to pay rent. Yeah,
so it came in number four. It's a comedy. It's
a comedy and flight risk. Wahlberg's movie debuted in fifth
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place with a small five point six million dollar opening.
Poor guy, all right, what'd you go watch this weekend?
Coming to theaters Friday, Heart Eyes. It's a comedy, horror, horror,
and comedy. The past several years, the Heart Eyes killer
has wreaked havoc on Valentine's Day by stalking and murdering
romantic couples. He's had it, can't take it any more.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That's where the humor come.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
I guess no couple is safe this Valentine's Day? All right? Also, Friday,
Love Hurts It's an action comedy. Aur Realtor is pulled
back in the life he left behind after his former
partner in crime resurfaces with an omnious message, what omnious omnius?
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So you check that out. Two new movies out this weekend.
What are you streaming? That's my next segment and I'm streaming.
Goose Bumps on Disney Plus is a David Swimmer series
about It's a horror supernatural series. Five teenagers who un
Lisa Supernatural and Mayhem, Mayhem.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
And sus And it was scared for a younger audience.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
I believe there was a book a long time ago Goosebumps.
But yeah, it's it's kind of scary. It has his moments.
David Swimmer from Friends is in that. How about you?
What do you been streaming? And how do you read it?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Aliens? Randy told me about it. I found it its own,
like uh like the Netflix, his own Netflix Resident Alien
like the third season is going to come out soon
and I'm just started watching the first season is great?
You like it?
Speaker 10 (27:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Really do really do? Uh? A neat kind of family deal,
you know, a lot like like like Landman, you know
is another one watching us a Taylor Sheridan deal, Billy No,
now turn Jackie onto that.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Oh yeah, I think she binged it over.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
But Eve don't want to watch it. I mean the
wife don't want to watch it with the kids goes
just one of them, you know, it's this is always
all kind of duff language, nude.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Yeah, we're not watching this then, honey.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I don't think somebody want to get off to buy yourself.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
I mean I got a small audience. I'm with you,
not a family. Not a family viewing.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Resident Alien is if you look at something like that,
it's very funny, great character. I've been watching something on YouTube.
It's called doorbell news Nudes News nudes. That's amise, but
it's you know, it's the doorbell footage of people that
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people send in the aggregat you. Oh and it's some
unbelievable Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Very cool. That's on YouTube.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
It is YouTube.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
All right, Well that's a rapper. What's a watch you guys?
Speaker 9 (28:18):
Very much?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word.
Here we go one eight hundred big shows you told
free line. We'll get a couple of contestants and play next.
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Good morning. It is Wednesday, February five, twenty five. Big
Joe's on the radio, and let's do it.
Speaker 10 (29:03):
I had everybody's head about that bad word.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Doesn't word the word. Let's mean a contestants. We got
Mary Jane from Salem, Virginia. It was cakalak. Indeed, that's
my Mary Jane impersonation.
Speaker 15 (29:22):
Here.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Hey, Mary Joe, you that baby there?
Speaker 8 (29:26):
You are?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
All right? This ain't Zach the weed guy's girlfriend. This
is Mary Jane from Salem, Virgina. Okay, yeah, all right, Alabama?
Oh it's Alabama? All right, jack yes, this all right?
Hang on Jackie's brownies over there. All right, show you
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out of Salem, Georgia, Alabama. I can say how that
would happen to Alabama. Salem, Alabama are oh yeah. And
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here's Donovan from Union, South Carolina. Good morning, Donovan. All right,
so now don't ever think about you your name, where
you're from. Everything good.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
He's just gonna let it fly. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You'll be perfect on Tator.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Good happen.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I mean, oh, Tatter's team. That's good.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
I think we got to say it.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
All right, all right, we all relax and let's see
if Mary Jane and I can put some points on
the board. All right, right, okay, all right, Mary Jane
you ready ready them get okay, let's.
Speaker 9 (30:48):
Say what we can do.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Then start the clock. Now you look at this to
see how your day is going to go. If you
do astrology, what is it your daily? No? No, you're
you read this in the paper. If you're into astrology, No,
you check this. It is your It's a word that
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means what's gonna happen to you if like it's your
birthday or something.
Speaker 9 (31:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
So yeah, no, you don't look at this astrology. Do
you know what that is? No, well then that's not
going to happen. All the zero on the board. So okay, donovator,
let's see what happens. All right, Donovanentater ready go all right? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Look up? What like aquarius? What's your blank? You get
three of these in baseball, and you're out right. Marietta
is one you can make. You can get oat. You
make a sandwich with two pieces of yeah, a long
way on that one. Hey, A file a is a
type of this meat steak. This doesn't mean that you're stupid.
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It just means this word just means you didn't know better.
You're what, Oh, you're.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Just being nice. Five on the board. Five on the board,
Mary Jane. Now we're gonna have to get five just
to extend this game. So the pressure is pretty much on,
you know. So all right, so we're yeah, finished with
astrology and hopefully astronomy won't come up, so we're dealed with.
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Let it go, man, I'm trying to Okay, Mary Jane,
here we go, brand new word. Start the clock. Now, Oh,
get a backpack and go take a leak. You go
up the mountains. You take a what it's called a walk?
(32:52):
Huh did she say it? I don't know.
Speaker 8 (32:56):
Climb?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
No, no, not climb, you just walk on this path
up in the mountains. God take.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (33:05):
Hi, all right, all right, Hi Hi.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
There's no way we're gonna get ford that. I'm just
gonna enjoy that one. So yeah, five to one, Mary Jane.
Dog gone to come up a little short, baby, but
you can try again anytime, all right, all right, sweit
to look at you, Donovan down Union getting your big
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old bull snot prize packed for your victory. Congratulations the
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Peckerhead Road for the guys? Well, we sure would, Fred,
We'll do it next. Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
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Speaker 9 (34:50):
Ladies and gentlemen. The Junior Nation Band presents a.
Speaker 15 (34:53):
Song that tells our story based on all our experiences,
mainly because it's just a list of all our experiences
and it goes exactly like this.
Speaker 9 (35:30):
Well, my name's Hart and I like Steve. Daisy Duke's
my kind of girl.
Speaker 15 (35:42):
Daddy left home, never came back there. Mama was mean,
but she had nice hand.
Speaker 9 (35:55):
Me and never grun a body shop brief pain all
day till we're about to draw.
Speaker 16 (36:07):
We ain't good looking, we ain't real smart.
Speaker 9 (36:10):
The money we make ain't worth a fart.
Speaker 16 (36:13):
Everyday life is a heavy lord living at the end
of pecker Head roll.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
Now, me and my buddies, we ain't quite right. We
like to cussin.
Speaker 8 (36:39):
We like to fight.
Speaker 9 (36:43):
Men known to have a some beer or twelve.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Never learn how.
Speaker 9 (36:51):
To control our saves.
Speaker 15 (36:55):
We like to watch us some nice car race. Every
gal we date is a butter face.
Speaker 9 (37:08):
Where as broke as it day is long, Our whole life.
Speaker 16 (37:12):
Is a country salt, summer's hot and winters cold.
Speaker 9 (37:17):
Down at the end of pick your Head.
Speaker 16 (37:19):
Road, Yeah yeah, come on.
Speaker 15 (37:30):
By the way, it's actually the frontage road off.
Speaker 9 (37:33):
Steak Roads twenty three.
Speaker 15 (37:36):
The pecker had heart is more of a state of mind,
but an official designation.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
And I'll shut up.
Speaker 15 (37:43):
But all be talking over goods to big guitars all over.
We ain't got no for unchage, just trying to make
it through one more day. Ben Brokes are only crying.
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We look for trouble, but we ain't got time.
Speaker 17 (38:18):
We're about as country as you can get, so don't
come trying to start.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
No, but we got a little band that rocks real hard.
Speaker 17 (38:34):
Live every night in our backyard, living it up in
redneck mold down at the end of pack your Head Road,
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make your head road.
Speaker 13 (39:01):
Your head, bro.
Speaker 9 (39:07):
Ck your head and hid your Bush Satis.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Key word for this feature track, gonna make show ben
Box for your super Bowl album, for your Valentine's album.
Another thing says I love you like funny stuff from
John Boynbelly, I love you okay, but I don't know
like Roses seem to do pretty good word for this
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Ben Jesus at the Big Box when you hit the
Big Show dot com.
Speaker 8 (40:10):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy and good
morning Taller. But I've had friends out there in radio land.
This here's the Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent Full Gospel Penecostal Assembly just off Steat
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, we had
quite a discussion at our Wednesday business meeting here at
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the church. When I got there, two of the deacons
was going toe to toe about some ad they seen
on the Super Bowl. They was calling it the Jesus Commercial.
So my interest was piqued right away. One of the fellas,
let's call him Deacon number one, thought it was the
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greatest idea he had ever seen on TV. Meanwhile, Deacon
number two, if you will, a tad skeptical about it.
What happened is Deacon number one was saying, the Super
Bowl runs I had for alcohol and fast food and
reptile disposing pills. I don't see a thing wrong with
them getting in a paid plug for the Lord. And
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I said, well, you know, that does make a lot
of sense now that you mention it. Then Deacon number
two says, well, to me, it's the paid part. It
costs ten million dollars to run a Super Bowl ad.
If he folks is so heart to promote Jesus, how
come I don't spend that money on feeding the hungry
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and clothing the nked like Jesus told us too. And
I told Deacon number two he had a good point too.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Well.
Speaker 8 (41:44):
At that point, I hadn't even seen the ad yet,
so I let the two of them go round and
round about it for a minute while youth Pastor Ricky
del Gilmore pulled up the commercial they was arguing about
on his phone. We all watched it together, and here's
what we say. Basically, it's a bunch of black and
white pictures of folks hollering at one another. It's all
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different kind of people. You can't tell what they're mad about,
but they get madder and madder and they pop on
the screen faster and faster, and all of a sudden,
the music stops and the screen says, Jesus loved the
people we hate. He gets us, all of us. And
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I said, HM, okay, help me out here, boys, what
exactly are y'all arguing about. Any idiot knows there's hate
filled people in the street hollering at one another every
single day, and everybody knows that no matter who they
are or what they believe, Jesus loves them, all of them.
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If you don't believe that, you art not to be
on the board of Deacon and Deacon number two goes, well,
I know, I just don't like them advertising the Lord
like he was a can of red bull, And I said, well,
I imagine they might have been trying to read some
of the people that sat home getting drunk during the
sixteen hour pregame show instead of going to.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
Church that day.
Speaker 8 (43:09):
I mean, listen, could whoever bought that ad have spent
the money better on something better? I reckon him and
the Lord are going to have a long talk about
that one day. But when I walked in the door
two full grown men was about the fist fight because
they couldn't agree on how spread the message of the
Prince of Peace, so that ain't right. As James Chapter
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one says, let every man be swift to hear, slow
to speak, slow to wrath, for the wrath of man
does not produce the righteousness of God. I mean, I
get that there's different ideas about sharing the Lord, but
if the Lord is actually getting shared, well, I reckon,
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I'll take that over Ozzy Osmond getting foted on by
Clydesdelle and the beer commerder. It reminded me of something
the great preacher, doctor D. L. Moody from Chicago said
one time. I shared this with them two deacons. It
goes like this quote. It is clear you don't like
my way of doing evangelism. You raise some good points. Frankly,
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I sometimes do not like my way of doing evangelism either,
but I like my way of doing it better than
your way of not doing it. En quote. Well, now
that's settled the room down a good bit. The two
deacons apologized and shook hands, and they sat down and
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we got on with the meeting, which means we spent
the next forty five minutes arguing about repaving the parking lot.
By the way, the Wrath of Man didn't help much
with that.
Speaker 6 (44:48):
Nat.
Speaker 8 (44:50):
I ain't saying it's a good idea to spend millions
of dollars to plug the Lord on TV like a
sport drink, but I ain't exactly against it either. I mean,
the Super Bowl is a high dollar place to do evangelism,
no doubt about it. On the other hand, unlike a
red bull, the Lord Jesus actually can give you wings.
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That is on Forrest Rump. Want to bet that's about
all I got to say about Our mind's made up,
but our door's wide open. Sunday morning at eleven o'clock
am at the Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel, pennycostial
assembly your South State Road twenty three All Road, John
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Speaker 8 (46:08):
HI.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Y'all they rest of your days, see you on tomorrow.
Love you man it
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weathering sports.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio and talking about that damn teeth and having babies.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
There're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated tip men,
Rush Limball.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Sean Hannity, neil Board. They're snow on the roof. There's
a fire in the partner. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes. Whoo, I feel so vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Rode
it to your Wednesday, February fifth, looking for people, brothers
who want a Grammys. Richard Bowden on Bella Lodonna, I
mean Bella Donna. What was that Stephen Neis album? Bella Donna?
I hate that the adventure was holding Madonna album. We
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were talking about the Grammys and yeah, it's the closest
when come to Bud, that's got one. Let's find out why.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Ooo little song here about the art of songwriting, which is,
of course, keep it simple, use as few words as possible.
You ought to know, Richard, Yeah, I learned it all
from you, Sandy.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Well.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Every morning at the mine, you could see him arrive.
He stood six foot six. You could see him arrive,
kind of broad at the shoulder, narrow at the hippn
everybody knew he was narrow at the helpn Bad John Woo.
Nobody seemed to know where John called home. He just
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drifted into town, never called home. He didn't say much.
He's kind of quiet and shy. If he spoke it all,
he didn't say much. He's kind of quiet and shy.
Bad John bat Joy, bad big John who somebody said
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he came from New Orleans where he had got in
a fight down in New Orleans and a crashing blow
from his huge right hand killed at Louisiana.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Fellow with a huge right hand. Bad John.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Then came one day at the bottom of the mine.
When a timber cracked at the bottom of the mine,
the miners were praying, and hearts beat fast. Everybody knew
that their hearts was beating fast at John, Bad John,
Bad John, bad big John. Who or less we raise
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it up, that's.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Exciting at.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
All.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
And then with all his strength he gave a mighty
shove and a miner yelled out.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
He gave a mighty shove.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Twenty man scrambled from a would be grave. Now there's
only one, and that would be grave, and that's John.
With Jack's and timbers. They started back down. Then came
that rumble as they started back down, and the smoking
gas belts out of that mine. Everybody knew it was
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smoking gas belted out of that mine.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Bad job, bad job, bad big job.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
All right, since sitive boy, Well, they never reopened that
worthless pit. They just placed a marble stand on that
worthless pit. These few words are written on that stand.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
At the bottom of this mine was written on that stand. Bad,
bad job, bad big job.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Sherman Pratton, Big Show,
Brad gonna help you out on Valentine's Day. Get you
a head start. He's going up in just a second.
First one, tell you about the prize pack you can
win if you can beat the Blonde. We got a
hardcover copy of James Gregory's autobiography, A Bushel of Beans
and a Peck of Tomatos. The Life and Times of
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the Funniest Man in America includes a bookmark autographed by
James Beatable. Now at funniest Man dot com or whoever
books are sold. Hag on winning right here in minutes.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Oh chuckles, how's it going. Hey, there's a phone call
for you. No, not really, he always falls for that. Hello,
fellow love Bandits Sherman's bratt the book show Bright Here
with today's topic, Valentine's Day. When you're a kid, certain
holidays are a license to steal, and like most special
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days on the calendar, Valentine's Day means only one thing,
candy and.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Lots of it.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
All right, all right, there's no Halloween or Easter or anything.
But if you play your card's right, you can clean up.
Let me preach on it. Around the middle of January.
Start to act on mot being sad around the girls.
If they try to act nice and jump, just sigh
and smile and act all choked up chicks.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
Love is God.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
And compare to the morons that are lifting up their
skirts and putting tacks on their chairs. You're gonna look
like a little angel sent down from heaven. Make up
some bloga about it being this time last year when
some girl from out of town broke your heart. Make
sure it's a totally made up name In town this way,
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some skeptic can't go checking up on your story. So
it goes like this. Talk about how you promised each
other candy on Valentine's Day, then right before the big day,
she dumped you. No, she'll never be able to eat
candy again with such a broken heart. Tell this story
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to six or seven girls. Now, don't go overboard and
get greedy. See in their girly minds, they will make
it their personal goal to help you snap out of
it and being women. How will they do it by
giving you candy the exact thing you said you.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Never eat again.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Games It almost is easy to predict, as your folks,
So until next time. This is Shriman Frett reminding you
it's a kid's world.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Certainly, well, good luck when with your banded Hi, y'allays
beat the Blonde one eight hundred big show you told
free line across America. We'll get a contestant play next.
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Good Morning this make Shaw on the radio. Hommon do
your Homeday Wednesday, February fifth feature track When It makes
your bed Box Reverend Billy Red College Jesus gets us
super Bowl Lads and premiered last year, I sayway on
this year, the keyword is Jesus. When you hit the
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big box at the Big Show dot Com, click out
on their contest one while you add, and you might
get to play a game like ce de Blondet's Meet
our Contestants. Eddie from Sauny Daisy to Tennessee just tell
me go back and take it as awful word.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Oh tell me about it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Hey, Eddie, welcome buddy. How you doing today?
Speaker 8 (09:40):
I am doing great man.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I love the show. I love to listen to it
every day. Good buddy. Well, let's see if we can
add your name to the list of winners. Here, Eddie,
we'll ask Tatter some questions. You agree or disagree with?
Two best for two buzzers and you got it?
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Sound good, sound fun?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Let's do it. Tattered the name of the Greek fabulist ASoP,
is known worldwide for his fables for children. But what
did a soop do for a living?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
A sop? He was the royal wiper?
Speaker 10 (10:16):
What a job?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I kind of have it?
Speaker 6 (10:22):
ASoP was a farmer.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
ASoP was a farmer. Tater, says Eddie, agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (10:32):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
You agree and should away with a disc there her
trying to get out of your mouth. He was a
slave ASoP was a slave. Does it sounds like he's
been a wiper a biscuit maker? Y'all work on that one.
Get back to okay when you gets you a mail?
Speaker 8 (10:55):
Right? All right?
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Come on try all right.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
According to the well researched book entitled Talking with Horses,
how many ways do horses have for saying I love you?
Speaker 6 (11:12):
For saying I love you? I mean, I just know
they have a really awful way say they don't love you?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
My donkey, I did?
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Does that count?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Done? Looks like a horne?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Then we talked all the time about thirty thirty ways.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Thirty ways horses have for saying I love you? Wow?
Alright there, Eddie, come home, body, what you do? What
you do? Agree?
Speaker 8 (11:46):
Disagree, disagree?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
It's unbelievable, anybody, she nailed it. I know that thirty ways.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
I spent time with the donkey.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I know one. Jack has enough.
Speaker 9 (12:05):
Eddie.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
We're gonna give you a consolation prize because we just
couldn't pen Taylor down anyway. Old now body, you're very tone,
you're very kine.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Hey does Randy really dress like comedian Paul In?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I'm gonna say today he has a pink shirt and
a blue blazer. So yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Think it's easy.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Hey, I had fun, good yeah, good stuff. Buddy, Will
you hang over Jackie for a second here, buddy, gonna
make it better for you. Thank you? All right there?
You you got to to do listor news.
Speaker 11 (12:52):
Big Johnson, you gotta cute up, Roll says, good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
That's a big sew on the radio. We've been talking
about the Grammys, and yesterday I talking about Big and
Bowden didn't win one. Well together they didn't, but I
bore Richard Bowden did no My Grammy for Best Album
nineteen eighty one. It was Stevie Nicks Belladonna, her first
solo album. Bore right down on it. And let's do
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another song that didn't quite make it in his solo act.
But this is the follow up to Bad Big Jump.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Big Johnson, Well, early morning at the pharmacy. I seen
him arrive. He was a slick little dude. He had
nothing to hide. He had a broad by his shoulder
and a pager on his hip. Was time to refill
his Viagross script, Big Johnson. Everybody said he came from
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a machol bunch. Was Somewhere along the line, he lost
his punch, and a flashing prescription from his doctor's pen
put the lid back in Johnson's pencil again.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Big Johnson.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Then came one night in the back of his car
when he couldn't locate his viagra jar.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
He started to panic.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
His heart beat fast, so he sucked down his nitro
glisering stash.
Speaker 12 (14:57):
Big Johnson, Big Johnson, Big Johnson, Big Bad Johnson.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Through the smoke of the dash lights.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
He began to explore, and he found his viager by
the seat on the floor. He took a swig of
geritol to wash it on down because he knew in
an hour he'd be going to town.
Speaker 13 (15:25):
Big then, with all of his strength, he gave a
mighty shudder.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Then a minor in forction made his eyelids fluttering. Twenty
minutes later, he was getting cold. He forgot to read
the label. I'm told Big Johnson. Well, I neglected to
mention that his girl was a blonde and didn't know
the number for nine to one one, But the choking
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and gasping had blown her mind. She just thought that
Johnson was having a good time with Big Johnson. Well.
They ended up digging a big old pit, and they
placed Big Johnson at the bottom of it. But his
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final condition could not be hit because they couldn't quite
close that coffin lid on Big Johnson, Big Johnson, Big Johnson,
Big Bad Johnson.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio, and the desk
of Taylor Tayman News is what to watch coming about
twenty minutes right now, Let's get this Hello, Big Show.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Bill in Good
morning Dollar beloved friends out there in radio land. Here's
a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent full of Gus's put a penny coast to assembly
just off Steet Road twenty three on the Frontage Road.
Well friends, This Sunday evening, the orgyistic frenzy of shameless
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idol worship and drunken high cholesterol consumerism the so called
Super Bowl, forty five minutes of football surrounded by seventeen hours.
I asked for alkey hal and Pnis. It's a NonStop
parade of talking monkeys and farting horses, and scale are
painted up like the horror battling with their fake bosoms
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about the pop plumb out of the play. Oh, preacher,
hold on, you don't mean to tim. You didn't come
out against football, have you? Well know, beloved, football is
a fine thing in its proper context, and by that
I mean a bunch of ten year old youngins in
a vacant line on a Saturday afternoon. But professional football,
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why that ain't nothing but a bunch of overpaid, dope
baddled thugs leaving a trail of bullet holes and faster
children from one of them. Because you want to to other,
Oh some of y'all might.
Speaker 9 (18:42):
I love to hear that today.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
But friends, the truth don't always go down like Sodie Popples. Well,
if I sell to tad hard, it's because I just
had my annual argument with the church board about us
throwing a so called Super Bowl party. Oh think about it, preacher,
how about if we uld go run us one of
them big old fat screen TVs and write folks to
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come down to the church to watch the game. We'll
pull them in with the big game, and then we'll
hit him in the head with the gospel. Why just
about every man in America likes to watch the Super Bowl,
I said, Well, most of them like to look at
naked Dunson girls too. How about we put us a
stripper pole in the baptismal pool already. Now, don't get
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me wrong, well have it. I don't mind a good
church softball game we were watching, arid. I ain't got
no use at all for these so called professional sports nowadays.
It ain't nothing but millionaires hoodlum shooting guns at one
another and sticking needles full of dope in their areas.
If that's sports, y'all have hat? Oh, preacher, hold on,
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you don't mean to tell you doesn't come out against football,
have you? We'll know, beloved, Football is a fine thing
in its proper contact, and by that I mean a
bunch of ten year old youngins in a vacant lit
on a Saturday afternoon. But professional football, why that ain't
nothing but a bunch of overbade, dope paddled thugs leaving
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a trail of bullet holes and best children from one
end of the other. Oh, some of y'all. I'd love
to hear that today. But friends, the truth don't always
go down like Sodie Park. Oh think about it, preacher.
Why just about every man in America likes to watch
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the Super Bowl I says, well, most of them like
to look at naked dunchon girls too. How about we
put us a stripper pole in the baptismal pool. Already
Ricky Dale is a persuasive son of a gun though,
so by a vote of five to four, I'm pleased
to invite whosoever will to join us. Is coming Sunday
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night at six o'clock PM for the Sword of Joshua's
Super Salvation Bowl Sunday catch all action on our high
defamation fetch screen TV Curzy of Brother Bob Hickey of
Hickey and Sons teving appliance in the Cooderwood Plaza Shoffing Center.
There'll be French fries and chicken wings from the bow
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Jangles over on two Notch Road, and plenty of food
Genie caffeine free Sodie pop to worship all down with. Oh,
and don't worry about all the godless family destructive advertising
going on during the game. When a commercial comes on,
we'll just cut the TV off and enjoy a three
minute speed devotional from our guest speaker, Doctor Ain't Old
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Hirschheuser from the Burning Bush Gosper Temple in Hognut, Alabama.
Admission is absolutely free. Although I love offering a be collected.
All proceeds go towards church programs that try to keep
folks from going to here. Faith in football go head
ahead this Sunday evening at the Sword of Joshua, Independent
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Full Gospel, Pennycostial Assembly, just off State Road twenty three.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
All the fun rolls, it.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Says Reverend Billy Ray Collins, reminding you of his time
to turn, so you don't burn John Boy and Billy's
her Yo. Keep them straight up.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Good morning to big show's on the radio, and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 14 (22:28):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit now.
Like listening to John boyn Billy and they're big Yo.
I like the way they talk. They're funny, ha ha,
not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow, I figured
out what John Boy has a hard time getting darted
the morning.
Speaker 10 (22:49):
Ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio, knocking
it in on the fine lour. You gott what to
watch coming up in minutes. You missed some of the
big show earlier.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
Ain't no call for that.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
We got John Boy and Biller's Late Risers podcast every
Monday through Friday. Catch all the stuff we had Richard Bowden,
former Grammy Award winner with Stevie Nicks. Okay, and it's
what to watch in minutes. You gotta get down in
the car. Take care of that too, Hang right there,
Tater up next, and then some rousing rounds of wordy Word.
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Speaker 10 (24:26):
Where right now?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
From the desk of Taytor Tama News What to watch,
Here's Marcy Taylor Moriah.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
What did we watch at the box office this weekend?
Number one was the animated movie dog Man. It debuted
at number one, racked at about thirty six million dollars
here in the USA. Dog Man. Number two was the
sci fi thriller Companion. It opened up the last weekend
as well. Companion was about the horror horror film that
horror teens out at the lakeside cabin.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, it's a premise, it's never been explored before.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Hufasa the Lion King was third place again, hanging in
there in the top five. One of them days came
in at fourth place, and one of the days was
the boyfriend that stole all the rent money and then
the girls have to figure out a way to pay rent. Yeah,
so it came in number four. It's a comedy. It's
a comedy and flight risk. Wahlberg's movie debuted in fifth
(25:25):
place with a small five point six million dollar opening.
Poor guy, all right, what'd you go watch this weekend?
Coming to theaters Friday, Heart Eyes. It's a comedy, horror, horror,
and comedy. The past several years, the Heart Eyes killer
has wreaked havoc on Valentine's Day by stalking and murdering
romantic couples. He's had it, can't take it any more.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That's where the humor come.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
I guess no couple is safe this Valentine's Day? All right? Also, Friday,
Love Hurts It's an action comedy. Aur Realtor is pulled
back in the life he left behind after his former
partner in crime resurfaces with an omnious message, what omnious omnius?
(26:13):
So you check that out. Two new movies out this weekend.
What are you streaming? That's my next segment and I'm streaming.
Goose Bumps on Disney Plus is a David Swimmer series
about It's a horror supernatural series. Five teenagers who un
Lisa Supernatural and Mayhem, Mayhem.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
And sus And it was scared for a younger audience.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
I believe there was a book a long time ago Goosebumps.
But yeah, it's it's kind of scary. It has his moments.
David Swimmer from Friends is in that. How about you?
What do you been streaming? And how do you read it?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Aliens? Randy told me about it. I found it its own,
like uh like the Netflix, his own Netflix Resident Alien
like the third season is going to come out soon
and I'm just started watching the first season is great?
You like it?
Speaker 10 (27:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Really do really do? Uh? A neat kind of family deal,
you know, a lot like like like Landman, you know
is another one watching us a Taylor Sheridan deal, Billy No,
now turn Jackie onto that.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Oh yeah, I think she binged it over.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
But Eve don't want to watch it. I mean the
wife don't want to watch it with the kids goes
just one of them, you know, it's this is always
all kind of duff language, nude.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Yeah, we're not watching this then, honey.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I don't think somebody want to get off to buy yourself.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
I mean I got a small audience. I'm with you,
not a family. Not a family viewing.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Resident Alien is if you look at something like that,
it's very funny, great character. I've been watching something on YouTube.
It's called doorbell news Nudes News nudes. That's amise, but
it's you know, it's the doorbell footage of people that
(28:07):
people send in the aggregat you. Oh and it's some
unbelievable Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Very cool. That's on YouTube.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
It is YouTube.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
All right, Well that's a rapper. What's a watch you guys?
Speaker 9 (28:18):
Very much?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word.
Here we go one eight hundred big shows you told
free line. We'll get a couple of contestants and play next.
(28:53):
Good morning. It is Wednesday, February five, twenty five. Big
Joe's on the radio, and let's do it.
Speaker 10 (29:03):
I had everybody's head about that bad word.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Doesn't word the word. Let's mean a contestants. We got
Mary Jane from Salem, Virginia. It was cakalak. Indeed, that's
my Mary Jane impersonation.
Speaker 15 (29:22):
Here.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Hey, Mary Joe, you that baby there?
Speaker 8 (29:26):
You are?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
All right? This ain't Zach the weed guy's girlfriend. This
is Mary Jane from Salem, Virgina. Okay, yeah, all right, Alabama?
Oh it's Alabama? All right, jack yes, this all right?
Hang on Jackie's brownies over there. All right, show you
(29:48):
out of Salem, Georgia, Alabama. I can say how that
would happen to Alabama. Salem, Alabama are oh yeah. And
(30:09):
here's Donovan from Union, South Carolina. Good morning, Donovan. All right,
so now don't ever think about you your name, where
you're from. Everything good.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
He's just gonna let it fly. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You'll be perfect on Tator.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Good happen.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I mean, oh, Tatter's team. That's good.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
I think we got to say it.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
All right, all right, we all relax and let's see
if Mary Jane and I can put some points on
the board. All right, right, okay, all right, Mary Jane
you ready ready them get okay, let's.
Speaker 9 (30:48):
Say what we can do.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Then start the clock. Now you look at this to
see how your day is going to go. If you
do astrology, what is it your daily? No? No, you're
you read this in the paper. If you're into astrology, No,
you check this. It is your It's a word that
(31:11):
means what's gonna happen to you if like it's your
birthday or something.
Speaker 9 (31:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
So yeah, no, you don't look at this astrology. Do
you know what that is? No, well then that's not
going to happen. All the zero on the board. So okay, donovator,
let's see what happens. All right, Donovanentater ready go all right? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Look up? What like aquarius? What's your blank? You get
three of these in baseball, and you're out right. Marietta
is one you can make. You can get oat. You
make a sandwich with two pieces of yeah, a long
way on that one. Hey, A file a is a
type of this meat steak. This doesn't mean that you're stupid.
(32:03):
It just means this word just means you didn't know better.
You're what, Oh, you're.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Just being nice. Five on the board. Five on the board,
Mary Jane. Now we're gonna have to get five just
to extend this game. So the pressure is pretty much on,
you know. So all right, so we're yeah, finished with
astrology and hopefully astronomy won't come up, so we're dealed with.
(32:32):
Let it go, man, I'm trying to Okay, Mary Jane,
here we go, brand new word. Start the clock. Now, Oh,
get a backpack and go take a leak. You go
up the mountains. You take a what it's called a walk?
(32:52):
Huh did she say it? I don't know.
Speaker 8 (32:56):
Climb?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
No, no, not climb, you just walk on this path
up in the mountains. God take.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (33:05):
Hi, all right, all right, Hi Hi.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
There's no way we're gonna get ford that. I'm just
gonna enjoy that one. So yeah, five to one, Mary Jane.
Dog gone to come up a little short, baby, but
you can try again anytime, all right, all right, sweit
to look at you, Donovan down Union getting your big
(33:31):
old bull snot prize packed for your victory. Congratulations the
morning got the big show on the radio. Request a bit, Wow,
I'm out of sounds. How about everything? Just get doing man.
Thanks to Fred. He says, would y'all like to play
(33:54):
Peckerhead Road for the guys? Well, we sure would, Fred,
We'll do it next. Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
(34:26):
For something you would like to hear you heard before,
I'd love to hear that again. Got a sudden for
it to John Bone Bill of Facebook page, Drive us
a line, drive us an email in the mail bag
at the Big Show dot com as well. All right,
we're red Savers. Figured it out for us to hear
this tune more and the boys.
Speaker 9 (34:50):
Ladies and gentlemen. The Junior Nation Band presents a.
Speaker 15 (34:53):
Song that tells our story based on all our experiences,
mainly because it's just a list of all our experiences
and it goes exactly like this.
Speaker 9 (35:30):
Well, my name's Hart and I like Steve. Daisy Duke's
my kind of girl.
Speaker 15 (35:42):
Daddy left home, never came back there. Mama was mean,
but she had nice hand.
Speaker 9 (35:55):
Me and never grun a body shop brief pain all
day till we're about to draw.
Speaker 16 (36:07):
We ain't good looking, we ain't real smart.
Speaker 9 (36:10):
The money we make ain't worth a fart.
Speaker 16 (36:13):
Everyday life is a heavy lord living at the end
of pecker Head roll.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
Now, me and my buddies, we ain't quite right. We
like to cussin.
Speaker 8 (36:39):
We like to fight.
Speaker 9 (36:43):
Men known to have a some beer or twelve.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Never learn how.
Speaker 9 (36:51):
To control our saves.
Speaker 15 (36:55):
We like to watch us some nice car race. Every
gal we date is a butter face.
Speaker 9 (37:08):
Where as broke as it day is long, Our whole life.
Speaker 16 (37:12):
Is a country salt, summer's hot and winters cold.
Speaker 9 (37:17):
Down at the end of pick your Head.
Speaker 16 (37:19):
Road, Yeah yeah, come on.
Speaker 15 (37:30):
By the way, it's actually the frontage road off.
Speaker 9 (37:33):
Steak Roads twenty three.
Speaker 15 (37:36):
The pecker had heart is more of a state of mind,
but an official designation.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
And I'll shut up.
Speaker 15 (37:43):
But all be talking over goods to big guitars all over.
We ain't got no for unchage, just trying to make
it through one more day. Ben Brokes are only crying.
(38:12):
We look for trouble, but we ain't got time.
Speaker 17 (38:18):
We're about as country as you can get, so don't
come trying to start.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
No, but we got a little band that rocks real hard.
Speaker 17 (38:34):
Live every night in our backyard, living it up in
redneck mold down at the end of pack your Head Road,
(38:54):
make your head road.
Speaker 13 (39:01):
Your head, bro.
Speaker 9 (39:07):
Ck your head and hid your Bush Satis.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Key word for this feature track, gonna make show ben
Box for your super Bowl album, for your Valentine's album.
Another thing says I love you like funny stuff from
John Boynbelly, I love you okay, but I don't know
like Roses seem to do pretty good word for this
(40:05):
Ben Jesus at the Big Box when you hit the
Big Show dot com.
Speaker 8 (40:10):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy and good
morning Taller. But I've had friends out there in radio land.
This here's the Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent Full Gospel Penecostal Assembly just off Steat
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, we had
quite a discussion at our Wednesday business meeting here at
(40:31):
the church. When I got there, two of the deacons
was going toe to toe about some ad they seen
on the Super Bowl. They was calling it the Jesus Commercial.
So my interest was piqued right away. One of the fellas,
let's call him Deacon number one, thought it was the
(40:52):
greatest idea he had ever seen on TV. Meanwhile, Deacon
number two, if you will, a tad skeptical about it.
What happened is Deacon number one was saying, the Super
Bowl runs I had for alcohol and fast food and
reptile disposing pills. I don't see a thing wrong with
them getting in a paid plug for the Lord. And
(41:16):
I said, well, you know, that does make a lot
of sense now that you mention it. Then Deacon number
two says, well, to me, it's the paid part. It
costs ten million dollars to run a Super Bowl ad.
If he folks is so heart to promote Jesus, how
come I don't spend that money on feeding the hungry
(41:36):
and clothing the nked like Jesus told us too. And
I told Deacon number two he had a good point too.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Well.
Speaker 8 (41:44):
At that point, I hadn't even seen the ad yet,
so I let the two of them go round and
round about it for a minute while youth Pastor Ricky
del Gilmore pulled up the commercial they was arguing about
on his phone. We all watched it together, and here's
what we say. Basically, it's a bunch of black and
white pictures of folks hollering at one another. It's all
(42:06):
different kind of people. You can't tell what they're mad about,
but they get madder and madder and they pop on
the screen faster and faster, and all of a sudden,
the music stops and the screen says, Jesus loved the
people we hate. He gets us, all of us. And
(42:26):
I said, HM, okay, help me out here, boys, what
exactly are y'all arguing about. Any idiot knows there's hate
filled people in the street hollering at one another every
single day, and everybody knows that no matter who they
are or what they believe, Jesus loves them, all of them.
(42:46):
If you don't believe that, you art not to be
on the board of Deacon and Deacon number two goes, well,
I know, I just don't like them advertising the Lord
like he was a can of red bull, And I said, well,
I imagine they might have been trying to read some
of the people that sat home getting drunk during the
sixteen hour pregame show instead of going to.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
Church that day.
Speaker 8 (43:09):
I mean, listen, could whoever bought that ad have spent
the money better on something better? I reckon him and
the Lord are going to have a long talk about
that one day. But when I walked in the door
two full grown men was about the fist fight because
they couldn't agree on how spread the message of the
Prince of Peace, so that ain't right. As James Chapter
(43:33):
one says, let every man be swift to hear, slow
to speak, slow to wrath, for the wrath of man
does not produce the righteousness of God. I mean, I
get that there's different ideas about sharing the Lord, but
if the Lord is actually getting shared, well, I reckon,
(43:54):
I'll take that over Ozzy Osmond getting foted on by
Clydesdelle and the beer commerder. It reminded me of something
the great preacher, doctor D. L. Moody from Chicago said
one time. I shared this with them two deacons. It
goes like this quote. It is clear you don't like
my way of doing evangelism. You raise some good points. Frankly,
(44:18):
I sometimes do not like my way of doing evangelism either,
but I like my way of doing it better than
your way of not doing it. En quote. Well, now
that's settled the room down a good bit. The two
deacons apologized and shook hands, and they sat down and
(44:38):
we got on with the meeting, which means we spent
the next forty five minutes arguing about repaving the parking lot.
By the way, the Wrath of Man didn't help much
with that.
Speaker 6 (44:48):
Nat.
Speaker 8 (44:50):
I ain't saying it's a good idea to spend millions
of dollars to plug the Lord on TV like a
sport drink, but I ain't exactly against it either. I mean,
the Super Bowl is a high dollar place to do evangelism,
no doubt about it. On the other hand, unlike a
red bull, the Lord Jesus actually can give you wings.
(45:15):
That is on Forrest Rump. Want to bet that's about
all I got to say about Our mind's made up,
but our door's wide open. Sunday morning at eleven o'clock
am at the Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel, pennycostial
assembly your South State Road twenty three All Road, John
(45:36):
boyn Belly, You'll have a nice.
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Bed boxes here, all.
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