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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
That's big showing the radio well a couple of days ago,
trying to help our single guy listeners out with some
great pickup lines.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You're back here much not to work?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, right up.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
When I got into it, Pearl was the only one
responding to it. I was running out on tatter now.
I said, maybe it only works for her, like a
girl that says, you know it's on the streets yep.
And then Pearl dragged your butt on the carpet, said
you eating a dead pass him in the middle of
the road.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I don't panned and listen.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I will see if any of these would work on
your tighter Give me the right music.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
And Pearl, you stand by too. He already there, already
left off of ten.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
All right, here you go, there's number eleven. If I
could rearrange to you, alfua bet, I would put you
and one together. Wait minute, speak.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
God, you and I together.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
So that's what you're trying to impress one of those
brainy I thought you were talking about the alpha bet Bet,
but you know it sounds like you said aful alpha
alfhle bet.
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Non intelligence is so sexy.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Can we just off to a strong start to I
don't want to threaten you with my superior Uh.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Yeah, command of the English language, ability to take on
your feet.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
The way you pause is amazing. Hey, your head looks heavy.
Let me hold it for you. Hand your head in
the toilet. She's throwing up. Hey, if you're a bar,
I'll hold your hair.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
It's like you're typing telephone.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Hey, if you were a triangle, you and you would
be an acute one. Me and me a tangle. If
you were a triangle and you would be an a
cute one. But that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No, uld you rather to read these damn things?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, I got time, I'm working. I've always told him,
do not pre read.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
So you're exotic, you're not from around here.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
If the beauty were time, you would be eternity. But
they suck.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Okay, read it here.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Hold on a second, dump those.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I've got some church blooper.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple,
like pineapple. See finally, very weak player. Yeah yeah, puns
are very popular with checks.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Almost pun their suckers for that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake?
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Taking it right to marriage? I may not be a genie.
But I can make all your wishes come true. Now, Mark,
I'm not drunk. You are desicated by you.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
I would suggest maybe, if you're going to start reading it,
commit to giving up at the beginning.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
And the delivery would be completely different. On that I
I'm not drunk.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Here's another fruit related one. Okay, if you were a vegetable,
you'd be a cutecumber.
Speaker 9 (04:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
See now you said vegetable.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Yeah, all you had her all set up with a
fruit and then you you he seems mysterious.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin you.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
That's not all you're lacking. That's why.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Either way.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
So take that list with you and show it to her.
If it doesn't worry.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, that was the next ten?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Really too good?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
No, don't, don't, don't good shot? How many shots? I'm
just curious. How many is on this list?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Sixty five?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Apparently whoever wrote it had to keep trying.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Forty six. Fine, you're fine, okay, Yeah, just is Yeall's fault.
You ain't got in the right mood. We'll try again later.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh, I'm wanting you right now. Good morning. Big shows
on the radio coming up. The easiest way for you
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Speaker 1 (05:25):
A winter right here, Bentley, what are we dealing with
on the current events quiz?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Hey, look at the politics of Super Bowl l ivy.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Uh one eight hundred Big show you told free line
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Your chance right down pep spot.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
And we got Richard from five feet Alabama.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Fief fee, Hey, where are you, Richard?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
We're down here in five Alabama.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Jum boy, that's five Alabama.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
All right, We're.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Glad you made it in here, Richard, you ready to play?
I think so, sir. All right, but listen to Biddley Well.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is going all in on his well
financed run for president. Bloomberg says he's prepared to spend
as much as a billion dollars during the campaign. In fact,
he just spent ten million dollars to buy a single
TV ad, a sixty second commercial during the Super Bowl.
No big surprise. President Trump immediately bought his own ten
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million dollar Super Bowl spot. Of course, not all the
candidates have that kind of money to throw around, so
they're having to think outside the box, as it's saying,
goes among the hail marys from the other candidates for
Super Sunday, A Joe Biden is angling to do the
coin flip at the kickoff. B Bernie Sanders is holding
a CNN town hall meeting during halftime. Or see Mayor
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Pete will be in a sports book in Vegas taking
the packers and the point.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, go ahead, buddy, I won't say see us.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
We have to explain what the kind of packers are
not there? Okay, explaining it anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Reggie, you got a big old prize pack we'll get
to you down Alabama.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Buddy already, sir, Let's jump out.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Catch you up on your new right on the other side, computer.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Learned, Randy's gonna come in handy.
Speaker 10 (08:28):
Hang on, h.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Good shucks, good morning. Let's make showing the radio. John
bone Bill in the game.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Executive produce her in the studio. But it was her
red Dame.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Told you he is a Apple certified deal there as
far as mission technicians, as.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Far as computers as ol Patrick's mom, and.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
They were in yesterday. She was trying to pay you
for fixing her computer. You wouldn't take any any money. No,
that was sweet to you. And uh but uh.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I know you said to you you don't like Windows.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
But the last couple of days, I've been hearing on
the news about something happens with Windows. There's no support
and everything's going and I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
So I think you've covered it. Well. We're doing Thanks
Johnny Panick.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
He thought the Windows in his living room we're going
to start falling out.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
There's no support what and you misunderstood me.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
I don't like any good news about Microsoft, but I
love bad news about it.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Oh God, I got this, But that says here, I
saw this.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Just use this Windows seven as you was on a
third of PCs globally.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
That's right, because the third of people who are using
Windows seven. Are you convinced it works just fine? I'm
not upgrading to this new version. So the newest version
is Windows ten.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Doesn't affect a lot of businesses because businesses tend to
get something and stick with it for a long time.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
And a lot of times when Windows moves from one
generation of their operating system to another, they kill off
things that work fine and force businesses to upgrade like
servers or connectivity otherwise for their own have the.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Little updates that they released from time to time to
straighten out little bugs that pop up. They stop doing that,
right all right?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay, so yo quit that. What about our listeners?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
You mean, Billy, no, no, no telling me about it,
because I don't get it. What I want to know
for our listeners who have Windows seven, how will this
affect them?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Okay, but I'm going to have to tell you. Let
us talk to the listeners. Okay, good, yeah, upgrade already.
You've you've had too many years. It's eleven years later
now Window seven is eleven years old. The new stuff
is different. You'll get over it. It is better.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
So if you have Window seven and worry about this upgrade.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
And if you don't, you better keep your uh your
antivirus software up to date and don't take something that's free.
You'll need some professional help here.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
And you see, John, antivirus software is yeah, I know,
I love uncle and anti virus.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yes, uh huh, that's so I'm talking to Yeah. So
see now you're forcing going to tell you again. Okay,
So all right, so good you help, Thank.
Speaker 11 (11:42):
You, thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Good Wednesday morning make shows on the radio. Hell, there's
a pink cuddle I in the parking lots. So if
mayor p didn't makeing a campaign stopped, there's only one
other person that could be.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Hello, Oh my god, what's stinks in here?
Speaker 12 (12:22):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
You hate seeds?
Speaker 8 (12:23):
You know me.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I'm funny, the expert on funny. Right. Oh well, the
new year already stinks. I tell you why. I think
my ATM is giving out counterfeit bills.
Speaker 12 (12:34):
The clerk at the store gave me a funny look
when I asked, can you break a twenty three? It
stinks I'm getting auted by the irs. Apparently you can't
claim a chihuahua is a dependent it.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Why why?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
I don't know, you just can't.
Speaker 13 (12:50):
I try.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
White Steaks.
Speaker 12 (12:54):
I was shopping for my granddaughter's baby shower the other day.
I went to a store and asked the clerk if
you had baby nipples. He says, no, mine are full grown. Okay,
it Stakes, and it's not much better at home as
it is out here. Last night, my husband reached for
his liquid viagra and Excellent accidentally grabbed a bottle of
liquid paper. So this morning we woke up with a
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huge correction. You're distracting me. It steaks, It steaks. I
went out to the garage last week and he was
organizing all his golf equipment. I said, you know, we
don't spend enough time together. Maybe it's time you quit golfing.
You spend way too much time on the course. You know,
you could probably get a good price for your clubs.
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He looked at me with this horrified look on his face.
I said, what's wrong? He says, for a minute, there
you were sounding just like my ex wife. I said,
ex wife, I didn't know you were married before. He said,
I wasn't it, Stakes.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Says it's always.
Speaker 12 (13:54):
Something with that guy. Once out of the blue, he
invited one of his young buddies at the golf course
home for dinner. I dragged into the other room and
I said, I haven't fixed my hair, I haven't done
my makeup. I haven't even done any housework, much less
cook And he did it for you. What the hell
did you invite him over for? He said, because he's
thinking about getting married. He said it because he thinks
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he's getting Okay.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Forget about it. I guess I shouldn't complain.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
He's, ha, ha, you you're fuddy goober.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Oh I good, and shouldn't complain.
Speaker 8 (14:25):
We've only had one fight in forty five years, and
it lasted forty five years.
Speaker 12 (14:30):
Okay, it stats out there. Relationship be ain't easy. Let
me tell you. Take a seat, honey, I'm gonna be
a minute, all right. A guy and his wife are
having trouble at home. There's a big fight, and they
wind up giving each other the silent treatment. The guy
realizes that the next day he would need his wife
to wake him up at five am for an early
morning flight. Not wanting to be, you know, the first
to break the silence, he writes on a piece of
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paper important, wake me at five am, and he left
it where he knew she'd find it. The next morning,
he wakes up and it's nine am. When he wakes
up the next morning, he missed his flight, so he's furious.
It was about to go see why his wife didn't
wake him up when he noticed a piece of paper
on his bed and it said it's five am.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Wake up there, it is, saint damn me.
Speaker 12 (15:15):
Careful, my work here is done off the youghoba's around
the bed, you know.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
And if they ask you, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You say, Bunnie's husband.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
It's so long you Luther.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Good morning, you got the big show on AL Radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
News, weather and sports.
Speaker 13 (15:34):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, miss your personality from
the Yellow Rose. Not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love him no matter how
nerve wracking they are. I don't even complain when they
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make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids. That's where the comet hits.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Good morning. This makes you on the radios know to.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Find a live by hump Day bro Castle, Eh.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Pearl be all have a drink. Yeah, let's reward that
bad behavior. And I want to mind you o.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
LSU fans with the Niko Sports commember the football and
still got just a few left, with ten they sell
out every time. It's five thousand made, five thousand Clemson balls,
five thousand.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
LSU tooked you about it before.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Still, of course commemorate the Clemson great season, but I
know not the way you wanted it to end with.
LSU went in the championship under Bob Eyebok earlier this morning.
So these LSU footballs is probably down now about five
six hundred left.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
So you can go to the Big Show dot com,
click on the Nico Sports banner and you check out
the commember the footballs and the case is we've been
doing four or five years. Goes for extra yard for teachers.
That was all over the championship game coverage. If y'all
know what this said. So Nico Sports it pleased to
be partnered up with those guys for like the last
four or five years now, So LSU commember the championship
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football the LSU fans you got and Clemson fans you
want to get you us and hang on, wait till
next year. You already the favorite to win the twenty
twenty championship. Of course that was there, but the twenty
twenty season, so it would actually be twenty twenty one
next year, and to your favorite giants.
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Just tell it to the listeners.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Don't tell me, Okay, it's really simpler that I'm making this.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Don't one of those Click on the Digo.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Sports link at the Big Show dot Com and all
the information is right there you're telling you about. I'm sorry,
I'm not looking at you anymore, all right, y'all, I'm
looking at the microphone. Okay, I get ready for wordy Word.
We'll play ten minutes Big Show rolls on Good Morning.
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Big Show's on the radio, coming up. We'll play worthy word.
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Ley and I Wordy Word songs that premiered during the
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Muski is coming, Bess cooking with the candies?
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That and.
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He'll come?
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Don't you.
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Act to be that good?
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You come?
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You think that I can understand?
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You have to know some words.
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you don't know words, then please just go.
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Oh way is that supposed to be me?
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Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
It's experiences.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh, very good advice here too, come on Randy, come
get you whooping mine one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants team
up and play next Good morning, make show on the radio.
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In our video today.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Broughdy by Mount Olive Munchies.
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That is my big old craven with munchies, affordable pickle
in the palace, made them in grocery stores. Now, well,
we may have spotted the six happiest dogs on Earth.
Please to share them with you right there at the
Big Show dot com. I've been minutes classic ber requests
in the morning. Here go he get in touch with us.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Hey you do? What are you through the phone during the.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Show The Big Show dot cold John Bonebill on Facebook
page and uh I brand new podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
No, that's that's where you just listen to us. We
don't you get wied to talking on that one. Okay,
all right, yeah, all right, I'm figuring this stuff out.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Well, I have everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Word that'll wear anywhere. Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
We got Alex from Brandon, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Good morning Alex, goodbye you burst down. I like his
connection so right.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
And we got Tied from Presston Burg, Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Good morning, Todd, Good morning, John Boy. Great you're on
Randy's team. He needs that spirit going in here. Oh no, yeah,
going to be so orcery.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Uh Todd and Taylor and Randy, Alex on the John
Boy Milla side.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
All right, boys, Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Me and Alex will go for the first thirty seconds
in Alex.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Are you ready? All right?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
You shout him out, buddy. We'll put him right in
your head. Starting to clock now. During the storm, you
have blank and lightning. Yeah, all right. Hit if you
hit somebody on the arm, it leaves a yeah, rhymes
with it. You go on a big.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Ship, take a tru Yeah, rhymes with it. Hit the
blank alarm in the morning, Yeah, rhymes with another word
for liquor. Yeah, all right, rhymes with it. I'm giving
you the yeah. All right, put a six on the board.
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All right, and now Todd, here you go leading off
with Tater, right, buddy, all right, ready go We want
to win.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
We don't want to what.
Speaker 8 (25:25):
You get all your information in the evening blank on TV?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
You okay, the New England? What you uh ten years.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Is a what.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Decades?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (25:38):
A fire blank? The uses to put out the fire.
You you h a chicken and blank.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
It's a soup. It's a meal, chicken and and I
need blank of life. I need to know.
Speaker 11 (25:53):
As the bus right, put a six on the board.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
It is tied one. I'm warming up the time. Alright,
here we're going around to Alex. You're up with Billy.
Are you ready and go?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I don't believe it just because you said it. I'm
gonna need some evidence.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I'm gonna need.
Speaker 8 (26:24):
Some what.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yeah, there you go. This is Batman's arch enemy. He
looks like a clown. He was just in yea, the
young Let's see.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
This is the game.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
You play with different spots and you put your hands
and feet on them. When you put the spinner, it's
a map.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
You laugh.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Another name for a tornado is a there you go.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
This has eighty eight keys.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
It's a musical instrument. You play it. There you go.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
All right, we're boys putting four on a six a
total of ten. Yeah. If you like to help your
partner r and he would just say one word sometimes
keep that one one. Yeah, alright, right, four will win,
four will tie, five will win. Todd's got to score. Ready,
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go rock and.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Okay, if you hit a ball playing a game of baseball.
If you hit it off the to the to the bleachers,
it's called a it's.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Bound all right.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
If you get a cut, you can get this little
sticky thing to put over it. And this is the
part of your body that's just below your chin, above
your shoulders, the.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Other more specific part of it. Clear. This is a
last car on a train. He said it was after
the buzzer, but you did tie up.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
And yes, we go to over time. Boys, all right,
an extra thirty seconds. See we can get the winner. Alex,
you up, who you want to start with?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Me or Billy? Let's go all right, let's do it
all right, starting the clock after the b oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
kaboos away, all right, here we go, new word, new
word here, Alex. Here we go, starting the clock. Now
a kid's game, Blank and seek, Yeah, all right. This
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is a a animal that's also the popular news network. Yes,
all right, rhymes with it. Hey, that song is cool.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
It really another word for stove, Yes all right, rhymes
with it.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Open the Yeah, rhymes with it. Chicken disease chicken, Yeah,
rhymes with it. At Wall Street, you get o, there's
a buzzer. Kaboo right, all right, five of five for Alex.
(29:05):
All right, here we go with Todd's overtime. Todd Randy,
all right, with my goodness, five will force double over time,
six will win?
Speaker 8 (29:18):
Ready go Blanks and bonds Wall Street. You you're you
didn't it's not smooth, it's what rough you uh uh?
You can't see you. You are the blank man. You
have the lights on the bar. They glow because they're this.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
You have this. This sea creature has long teeth. Cuckockch
cuckockachoo is long teeth. It's not a it's not a seal,
but he's a what.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Time double over time?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
There we go another thirty seconds, boys, Alex, Alex, you're
up with Billy?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Are you ready? Alex?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Okay, and go in the bar. And the horses stay
in their individual what No, it's like they're they're they're
part of the stable. They're their little booth thing is
a the horse is in his and if if an
airplane at the engine at their call. Yeah, another name
for your gut, your blank button. Your blank button is
(30:31):
on your at your waist. Billy, there you go. Bullwinkle.
Was this kind of animal yep rhymes with it? Mother blank?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yes, all right, we're boys. Put a four on the board.
So we got Todd and Randy needing four. The game
will end on a tie. Five will win. Okay, Todd
and go. If it's not tight, it's he and this
rhymes with it. It's what you hang people with. Huh
(31:05):
and it rhymes with it. This is apple. You drink it.
You drink it.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
And okay, we're done with rhyming. So this is a
type of material, it's not. This is tough. You get
little balls on the nothing. I got nothing on this one,
no fuzzy.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I had to give it a win, no idea. What
would be your brilliant clue. Blanky wanky was a blanky?
I mean a bear. Blanky wanky was a bear. Hey,
Alex wins and do long time?
Speaker 8 (31:48):
Todd.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
You had the excitement factor going, yeah, Randy, let you down. Yeah,
this is this is why, this is why you never
picked me for your team, right, Todd, Good news, buddy.
You can play any game again anytime. All right, John boy,
have a great day. Thank you very much. Believing we
love her.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Time of a good day. That's why you started your
day that good word. And Alex look at you down.
Brandon you're getting that fifty dollars. Just spend on an
American Express gift card from bo Jangles. Gratulations on your
double time victory.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Whatever, that's good to you.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Whatever, Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Blanky Wanky
was a bear, blanky wanky had nice hair? Noanky wanky?
Whatn't blanky wanky? Blank?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I going break?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Fuzzy was It wasn't bere fuzzy was he had nice hair?
Never heard of it? Get up more often? All right,
just keeping your little shelter life. We'll keep winning worthy word.
All right, Okay, No, let's go with that. I'm all
about that. No turning back to your office. We got
the classic bid requests of the morning. That's where we're at.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
And we got Don Mead out of Asheville, North Carolina
says we could use a little bit of married man
this morning. All right, Don you got it coming up next?
(33:40):
Good morning, It's make sure on the radio. Classic bit
of the morning request.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
From Don Mead at the land of the Sky known
as Asheville, North Carolina. Hey, hego, married man.
Speaker 17 (34:04):
Married man drives around in a Mary Van god a
wife and some kids. His whole life's on the skids.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
Hey, there there goes the married man.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
How's he feel?
Speaker 17 (34:18):
Listen, dude, this poor guy's really screwed hanging on.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
Buy a bread cord of milk, loaf of bread. Hey,
there there goes the married man. Got a big gas grill,
buys his clothes at the gap, and he's just about.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Hanging on for this crime.
Speaker 9 (34:40):
Married man, married man, friendly neighborhood, married man.
Speaker 18 (34:45):
Life for him has nothing? Why or let him do
what they? She says, It's about timing groove up. Wherever
there's a screw up, you'll find.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
The married man.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
How's our story opens? Married man, rise up the office
for another day of slaving away in the cubicle farm. Old,
good morning, everybody.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Oh, not so loud man?
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Oh sorry, college buddy? Was I talking loud?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
In my head? It sure sounded like I feel like dookie.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Dookie. See you seemed like you were feeling pretty good
last night.
Speaker 13 (35:19):
I was.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
That's why I'm feeling like dukie this morning.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I can't believe we stayed out so late when we
had to work today.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Well, hey, it's not every day. Old Fred here turns
fifty years old, right Fred?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Shut up? Married man?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
You feeling rough too?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
He couldn't be feeling as rough as I am.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Oh, Frank, you look like the walking dead.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Really I wish I felt that good.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
I can't believe you're so chipper this morning, married man.
Last night you look like you were pounding him down.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Man.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Huh oh. Yeah, you know that Old Duels is pretty
good for a non alcoholic beer.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Not alcoholic, so that explains it. Oh man, I should
have called him sick. I mentioned I feel like dude.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 19 (36:02):
I want to call it in sick, but I wanted
to get away from my wife before she started in
on me again this morning. Excuse me a second.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Hell oh hi, honey, Well listen, I'm real sorry.
Speaker 19 (36:15):
About staying out so late, but it was Fred's fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
How could I say?
Speaker 8 (36:19):
No?
Speaker 19 (36:20):
Well, yeah, I guess not what a work? Then I'm
kind of busy. I'll call you later, Okay about.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Still mad? Huh oh?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (36:30):
And you know, I really thought I had things figured out.
I was real quiet coming into the house. I took
my shoes off before I went up the stairs. I
got undressed real slow, eased into bed and pretended I
was asleep.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Didn't take no she woke up. Let me have it.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Let you have what it means?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
She got mad at it. I think that's you, Cliff.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah boy, here we go, Hello, sweetheart. Yeah, listen, I'm
sorry about last night.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
What.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:05):
I know, sorry doesn't make it all better. I just
thought i'd say it anyway. Hey, how about I take
you out to dinner tonight to make up for it?
You picked the place. Where's that Morelli's? Dude, that's a
little on the pricey side, isn't it. Well? Okay, okay,
how does the seven o'clock sound great? Listen, sweetie, I
got to run here by Morelli's. Huh boy, she must
(37:28):
have really been steaming you know it? Hey? And I
thought my plan was even better than Frank's. I came
in through the back door, changed into my pajamas in
the laundry room. Then I went upstairs, slipped into bed
and pretended I was asleep. She still woke up and
let me have it. Have what?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Hello? She got really mad at him? Your turn birthday? Boy? Hello,
my sugar? What don't don't sugar you?
Speaker 7 (37:57):
I thought my name would be over a little snits.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
I thought wrong. Huh, Well, I.
Speaker 7 (38:03):
Don't guess it would do any good to say I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
Now, well, look sugar, the guys are just trying to
do something nice for me. It was something for my birthday. Listen,
I'll tell you what. How about I stopped by on
the way home. I'll rent us a movie.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
We'll watch it together tonight. Your choice. What? Okay, hold on,
I'll ask.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
Him, Hey, married man, what's your wife's favorite movie?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
The Bridges of Madison County?
Speaker 7 (38:29):
Thanks a lot, Hello, sugar, Bridges of Madison County.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Okay, I'll bring it home with me.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Okay, all right, fine, man, your wife really get it
in for you.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
You have no idea, And hey, listen, I thought I
thought of everything, really everything. I cut off the car
at the top of the hill, let it coast to
a stop right out front. I changed into my pajamas
in the laundry room. I made a sandwich in the kitchen,
took it to the den. I sat down, took just
a few bites off of it, and laid it on
the coffee table. Okay, so that way it would look
like I'd gotten up for a little midnight snack, sat
(39:03):
down on the couch, turned on the TV, and then
I pretended i'd fallen asleep watching the letterman.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Hey man, that sounds pretty good.
Speaker 7 (39:10):
So what happened, Well, she was watching me from the
top of the stairs the whole time, Oh boy, and
she let me have it with both barrels.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
She shot at you, now, you idiot. She yelled at
it the way you're killing me.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Gee, no wonder you know, I imagine that kind of blatant
Deceit would be kind of upsetting to a spouse. Excuse
me just a second, guys. Hello, Hi, honey bunny. Yeah,
I was just putting more stuff on tack here. How
are you feeling today? Ray? What's that? Yeah? I think
everybody did have a good time last night. Yeah, we
(39:44):
were just sitting here talking about uh huh. Listen to
honey bunny. You better let me run. Hey, want to
come down have lunch with me later?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Poray?
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Okay, I'll see you around noon. Okay, bye bye?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Hey, married man, what was that all about?
Speaker 3 (39:56):
You know, you fellows really need to examine your relation
with your wives.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
She's not mad at you, now, I don't get it.
You're the ultimate short, least guy and you were out
just as late as the rest of us. What gives?
How come she's not mad at you.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Well, I guess I just know how to handle situations
like this better than you. Guys.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Okay, well, what did you do when you got home
last night?
Speaker 15 (40:20):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Nothing special, you know. I came in, got out the blender,
made myself a protein shake. Then I watched a little
bit of Twister on the home theater system and strolled
on up the stairs to open the door, plopped down
on the bed. Then I gave honey Bunny a little
pat on the button, said, hey, how about a little lovin?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
You're kidding? What does she say?
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Nothing? She pretended she was asleep. All arad I saw
a far chat. Married matte actually comes out on top
for a change. But doll, get used to it. Things.
I bound to be back to normal when you join
us for our next sphincter tightening adventure, when will have
college buddy?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Say, hey, guys, will all do me a favor if
I ever mentioned marriage?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Kill me?
Speaker 9 (41:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
High five five, don't let me hanging.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Well, so you have same married time, same married channel,
you don't find them married nine.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Good morning, it's a big shoulder radios.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
And uh, last week, thinking Carolina Panthers, let's talk about
the new coach Matt Rule coming into town.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
We done made it in. Now welcome that and we'll
be pulling for you that bunny.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
But it wasn't be live Facebook press conference going on
and uh boy, my middle boy stick tell me somebody
during that I was talking about as a coach and
somebody put up there and give Calhoun the ball shut out. Yeah,
and they said several right off the bat, replied Calhoun,
say he don't.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Want the ball. I want to thank all our Big
Show listeners were becoming part of your life, perhaps too
big a part, Uh Coach Rule.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Yeah, you listen to the Big Show and you'll you'll
get to know all the new wants us here and
our world headquarters of Charlotte, North Carolina, the John Boy
and Billy Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
You know I can just ride over there and fill
him in. It only takes about ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
CoA Javera played wordy word with us and then one
so put down out. Maybe this downtime before the season starts,
Coach Rule had come over, play a little wordy You be.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
On Randish team, y'all can talk sports. I mean Coach
Rule say he don't want.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Hey man, catch up with that boy, James Gregory this
Friday and Saturday. He's gonna be in Salisbury, North Carolina. Oh,
two shows, but they're sold out.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Never mind.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
H James gonna be at the Gym Theater in Calhoun, Georgia, Friday,
February seven. Never mind that sold out too, James, And
now some Shoe's here at the Peace Center in Greenville,
South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Two shows. They are sold out.
Speaker 6 (43:33):
Here's something I've wondered. Why do you plug shows that
are already sold out? Because Tater put it in front
of me.
Speaker 13 (43:40):
You're not.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
That he put it in front of her?
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Do you love lamp?
Speaker 9 (43:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Here's some Oh, you're playing the Carolina Panthers theme song.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
I think she's trying to get on your nerve.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
You think, because she'll push any button you put in
front of her.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
So, okay, here you go.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Here's a James Gregory show the Man Center in Sanford,
North Carolina. There are still some seats left for this show.
That is for Friday, February fourteenth, right, and then one
that February fifteenth, Valentine's Day, the paramount That one sold
out too, So alright, one.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
What day did you say?
Speaker 15 (44:19):
It was?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
February fifteenth?
Speaker 6 (44:22):
Yeah, that's not Valentine's Day now. Valentine's Day's February fourteenth.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Oh it was close. Yeah, this is why you were.
All of your bouquets were built in one, two, three, four, five.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
So on the five shows, four sold out, some seats
left for Sandford, North Carolina. Right, so tators all right now? No,
just to mark out all the shows that are sold out.
And if y'all want to find out when James coming
near you, you can go to funniest Man dot com.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
But it's probably gonna We've made some good progress here today.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
We'll see. I read all the shows and James got
sold out right. Ah, hey, well we're out of time.
Let's get bed boxes here.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
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Speaker 2 (45:22):
Bye, y'all, have a great rest of your hum day
we'll be on the downside this work.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Will you go and kick it all first thing on tomorrow.
We love you, We man it
Speaker 11 (45:35):
Oh
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
That's big showing the radio well a couple of days ago,
trying to help our single guy listeners out with some
great pickup lines.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You're back here much not to work?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, right up.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
When I got into it, Pearl was the only one
responding to it. I was running out on tatter now.
I said, maybe it only works for her, like a
girl that says, you know it's on the streets yep.
And then Pearl dragged your butt on the carpet, said
you eating a dead pass him in the middle of
the road.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I don't panned and listen.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I will see if any of these would work on
your tighter Give me the right music.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
And Pearl, you stand by too. He already there, already
left off of ten.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
All right, here you go, there's number eleven. If I
could rearrange to you, alfua bet, I would put you
and one together. Wait minute, speak.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
God, you and I together.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
So that's what you're trying to impress one of those
brainy I thought you were talking about the alpha bet Bet,
but you know it sounds like you said aful alpha
alfhle bet.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Non intelligence is so sexy.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Can we just off to a strong start to I
don't want to threaten you with my superior Uh.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Yeah, command of the English language, ability to take on
your feet.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
The way you pause is amazing. Hey, your head looks heavy.
Let me hold it for you. Hand your head in
the toilet. She's throwing up. Hey, if you're a bar,
I'll hold your hair.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
It's like you're typing telephone.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Hey, if you were a triangle, you and you would
be an acute one. Me and me a tangle. If
you were a triangle and you would be an a
cute one. But that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No, uld you rather to read these damn things?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, I got time, I'm working. I've always told him,
do not pre read.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
So you're exotic, you're not from around here.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
If the beauty were time, you would be eternity. But
they suck.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Okay, read it here.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Hold on a second, dump those.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I've got some church blooper.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple,
like pineapple. See finally, very weak player. Yeah yeah, puns
are very popular with checks.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Almost pun their suckers for that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake?
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Taking it right to marriage? I may not be a genie.
But I can make all your wishes come true. Now, Mark,
I'm not drunk. You are desicated by you.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
I would suggest maybe, if you're going to start reading it,
commit to giving up at the beginning.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
And the delivery would be completely different. On that I
I'm not drunk.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Here's another fruit related one. Okay, if you were a vegetable,
you'd be a cutecumber.
Speaker 9 (04:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
See now you said vegetable.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Yeah, all you had her all set up with a
fruit and then you you he seems mysterious.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin you.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
That's not all you're lacking. That's why.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Either way.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
So take that list with you and show it to her.
If it doesn't worry.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, that was the next ten?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Really too good?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
No, don't, don't, don't good shot? How many shots? I'm
just curious. How many is on this list?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Sixty five?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Apparently whoever wrote it had to keep trying.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Forty six. Fine, you're fine, okay, Yeah, just is Yeall's fault.
You ain't got in the right mood. We'll try again later.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh, I'm wanting you right now. Good morning. Big shows
on the radio coming up. The easiest way for you
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A winter right here, Bentley, what are we dealing with
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Speaker 2 (06:39):
And we got Richard from five feet Alabama.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Fief fee, Hey, where are you, Richard?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
We're down here in five Alabama.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Jum boy, that's five Alabama.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
All right, We're.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Glad you made it in here, Richard, you ready to play?
I think so, sir. All right, but listen to Biddley Well.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is going all in on his well
financed run for president. Bloomberg says he's prepared to spend
as much as a billion dollars during the campaign. In fact,
he just spent ten million dollars to buy a single
TV ad, a sixty second commercial during the Super Bowl.
No big surprise. President Trump immediately bought his own ten
(07:23):
million dollar Super Bowl spot. Of course, not all the
candidates have that kind of money to throw around, so
they're having to think outside the box, as it's saying,
goes among the hail marys from the other candidates for
Super Sunday, A Joe Biden is angling to do the
coin flip at the kickoff. B Bernie Sanders is holding
a CNN town hall meeting during halftime. Or see Mayor
(07:45):
Pete will be in a sports book in Vegas taking
the packers and the point.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, go ahead, buddy, I won't say see us.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
We have to explain what the kind of packers are
not there? Okay, explaining it anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Reggie, you got a big old prize pack we'll get
to you down Alabama.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Buddy already, sir, Let's jump out.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Catch you up on your new right on the other side, computer.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Learned, Randy's gonna come in handy.
Speaker 10 (08:28):
Hang on, h.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Good shucks, good morning. Let's make showing the radio. John
bone Bill in the game.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Executive produce her in the studio. But it was her
red Dame.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Told you he is a Apple certified deal there as
far as mission technicians, as.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Far as computers as ol Patrick's mom, and.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
They were in yesterday. She was trying to pay you
for fixing her computer. You wouldn't take any any money. No,
that was sweet to you. And uh but uh.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I know you said to you you don't like Windows.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
But the last couple of days, I've been hearing on
the news about something happens with Windows. There's no support
and everything's going and I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
So I think you've covered it. Well. We're doing Thanks
Johnny Panick.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
He thought the Windows in his living room we're going
to start falling out.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
There's no support what and you misunderstood me.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
I don't like any good news about Microsoft, but I
love bad news about it.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Oh God, I got this, But that says here, I
saw this.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Just use this Windows seven as you was on a
third of PCs globally.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
That's right, because the third of people who are using
Windows seven. Are you convinced it works just fine? I'm
not upgrading to this new version. So the newest version
is Windows ten.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Doesn't affect a lot of businesses because businesses tend to
get something and stick with it for a long time.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
And a lot of times when Windows moves from one
generation of their operating system to another, they kill off
things that work fine and force businesses to upgrade like
servers or connectivity otherwise for their own have the.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Little updates that they released from time to time to
straighten out little bugs that pop up. They stop doing that,
right all right?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay, so yo quit that. What about our listeners?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
You mean, Billy, no, no, no telling me about it,
because I don't get it. What I want to know
for our listeners who have Windows seven, how will this
affect them?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Okay, but I'm going to have to tell you. Let
us talk to the listeners. Okay, good, yeah, upgrade already.
You've you've had too many years. It's eleven years later
now Window seven is eleven years old. The new stuff
is different. You'll get over it. It is better.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
So if you have Window seven and worry about this upgrade.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
And if you don't, you better keep your uh your
antivirus software up to date and don't take something that's free.
You'll need some professional help here.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
And you see, John, antivirus software is yeah, I know,
I love uncle and anti virus.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yes, uh huh, that's so I'm talking to Yeah. So
see now you're forcing going to tell you again. Okay,
So all right, so good you help, Thank.
Speaker 11 (11:42):
You, thank you.
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Good Wednesday morning make shows on the radio. Hell, there's
a pink cuddle I in the parking lots. So if
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other person that could be.
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Hello, Oh my god, what's stinks in here?
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Hey?
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You hate seeds?
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You know me.
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I'm funny, the expert on funny. Right. Oh well, the
new year already stinks. I tell you why. I think
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The clerk at the store gave me a funny look
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I don't know, you just can't.
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I try.
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White Steaks.
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I was shopping for my granddaughter's baby shower the other day.
I went to a store and asked the clerk if
you had baby nipples. He says, no, mine are full grown. Okay,
it Stakes, and it's not much better at home as
it is out here. Last night, my husband reached for
his liquid viagra and Excellent accidentally grabbed a bottle of
liquid paper. So this morning we woke up with a
(13:16):
huge correction. You're distracting me. It steaks, It steaks. I
went out to the garage last week and he was
organizing all his golf equipment. I said, you know, we
don't spend enough time together. Maybe it's time you quit golfing.
You spend way too much time on the course. You know,
you could probably get a good price for your clubs.
(13:37):
He looked at me with this horrified look on his face.
I said, what's wrong? He says, for a minute, there
you were sounding just like my ex wife. I said,
ex wife, I didn't know you were married before. He said,
I wasn't it, Stakes.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Says it's always.
Speaker 12 (13:54):
Something with that guy. Once out of the blue, he
invited one of his young buddies at the golf course
home for dinner. I dragged into the other room and
I said, I haven't fixed my hair, I haven't done
my makeup. I haven't even done any housework, much less
cook And he did it for you. What the hell
did you invite him over for? He said, because he's
thinking about getting married. He said it because he thinks
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he's getting Okay.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Forget about it. I guess I shouldn't complain.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
He's, ha, ha, you you're fuddy goober.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Oh I good, and shouldn't complain.
Speaker 8 (14:25):
We've only had one fight in forty five years, and
it lasted forty five years.
Speaker 12 (14:30):
Okay, it stats out there. Relationship be ain't easy. Let
me tell you. Take a seat, honey, I'm gonna be
a minute, all right. A guy and his wife are
having trouble at home. There's a big fight, and they
wind up giving each other the silent treatment. The guy
realizes that the next day he would need his wife
to wake him up at five am for an early
morning flight. Not wanting to be, you know, the first
to break the silence, he writes on a piece of
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paper important, wake me at five am, and he left
it where he knew she'd find it. The next morning,
he wakes up and it's nine am. When he wakes
up the next morning, he missed his flight, so he's furious.
It was about to go see why his wife didn't
wake him up when he noticed a piece of paper
on his bed and it said it's five am.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Wake up there, it is, saint damn me.
Speaker 12 (15:15):
Careful, my work here is done off the youghoba's around
the bed, you know.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
And if they ask you, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You say, Bunnie's husband.
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It's so long you Luther.
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Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, miss your personality from
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not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love him no matter how
nerve wracking they are. I don't even complain when they
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make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids. That's where the comet hits.
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LSU went in the championship under Bob Eyebok earlier this morning.
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That and.
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Still, can you get?
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Don't you.
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Act to be that good?
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You come?
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You think that I can understand?
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I think a word you say, it's wordy word.
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It's experiences.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh, very good advice here too, come on Randy, come
get you whooping mine one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants team
up and play next Good morning, make show on the radio.
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Please to share them with you right there at the
Big Show dot com. I've been minutes classic ber requests
in the morning. Here go he get in touch with us.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Hey you do? What are you through the phone during the.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Show The Big Show dot cold John Bonebill on Facebook
page and uh I brand new podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
No, that's that's where you just listen to us. We
don't you get wied to talking on that one. Okay,
all right, yeah, all right, I'm figuring this stuff out.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Well, I have everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Word that'll wear anywhere. Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
We got Alex from Brandon, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Good morning Alex, goodbye you burst down. I like his
connection so right.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
And we got Tied from Presston Burg, Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Good morning, Todd, Good morning, John Boy. Great you're on
Randy's team. He needs that spirit going in here. Oh no, yeah,
going to be so orcery.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Uh Todd and Taylor and Randy, Alex on the John
Boy Milla side.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
All right, boys, Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Me and Alex will go for the first thirty seconds
in Alex.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Are you ready? All right?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
You shout him out, buddy. We'll put him right in
your head. Starting to clock now. During the storm, you
have blank and lightning. Yeah, all right. Hit if you
hit somebody on the arm, it leaves a yeah, rhymes
with it. You go on a big.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Ship, take a tru Yeah, rhymes with it. Hit the
blank alarm in the morning, Yeah, rhymes with another word
for liquor. Yeah, all right, rhymes with it. I'm giving
you the yeah. All right, put a six on the board.
(25:11):
All right, and now Todd, here you go leading off
with Tater, right, buddy, all right, ready go We want
to win.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
We don't want to what.
Speaker 8 (25:25):
You get all your information in the evening blank on TV?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
You okay, the New England? What you uh ten years.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Is a what.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Decades?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (25:38):
A fire blank? The uses to put out the fire.
You you h a chicken and blank.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
It's a soup. It's a meal, chicken and and I
need blank of life. I need to know.
Speaker 11 (25:53):
As the bus right, put a six on the board.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
It is tied one. I'm warming up the time. Alright,
here we're going around to Alex. You're up with Billy.
Are you ready and go?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I don't believe it just because you said it. I'm
gonna need some evidence.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I'm gonna need.
Speaker 8 (26:24):
Some what.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yeah, there you go. This is Batman's arch enemy. He
looks like a clown. He was just in yea, the
young Let's see.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
This is the game.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
You play with different spots and you put your hands
and feet on them. When you put the spinner, it's
a map.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
You laugh.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Another name for a tornado is a there you go.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
This has eighty eight keys.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
It's a musical instrument. You play it. There you go.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
All right, we're boys putting four on a six a
total of ten. Yeah. If you like to help your
partner r and he would just say one word sometimes
keep that one one. Yeah, alright, right, four will win,
four will tie, five will win. Todd's got to score. Ready,
(27:17):
go rock and.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Okay, if you hit a ball playing a game of baseball.
If you hit it off the to the to the bleachers,
it's called a it's.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Bound all right.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
If you get a cut, you can get this little
sticky thing to put over it. And this is the
part of your body that's just below your chin, above
your shoulders, the.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Other more specific part of it. Clear. This is a
last car on a train. He said it was after
the buzzer, but you did tie up.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
And yes, we go to over time. Boys, all right,
an extra thirty seconds. See we can get the winner. Alex,
you up, who you want to start with?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Me or Billy? Let's go all right, let's do it
all right, starting the clock after the b oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
kaboos away, all right, here we go, new word, new
word here, Alex. Here we go, starting the clock. Now
a kid's game, Blank and seek, Yeah, all right. This
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is a a animal that's also the popular news network. Yes,
all right, rhymes with it. Hey, that song is cool.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
It really another word for stove, Yes all right, rhymes
with it.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Open the Yeah, rhymes with it. Chicken disease chicken, Yeah,
rhymes with it. At Wall Street, you get o, there's
a buzzer. Kaboo right, all right, five of five for Alex.
(29:05):
All right, here we go with Todd's overtime. Todd Randy,
all right, with my goodness, five will force double over time,
six will win?
Speaker 8 (29:18):
Ready go Blanks and bonds Wall Street. You you're you
didn't it's not smooth, it's what rough you uh uh?
You can't see you. You are the blank man. You
have the lights on the bar. They glow because they're this.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
You have this. This sea creature has long teeth. Cuckockch
cuckockachoo is long teeth. It's not a it's not a seal,
but he's a what.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Time double over time?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
There we go another thirty seconds, boys, Alex, Alex, you're
up with Billy?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Are you ready? Alex?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Okay, and go in the bar. And the horses stay
in their individual what No, it's like they're they're they're
part of the stable. They're their little booth thing is
a the horse is in his and if if an
airplane at the engine at their call. Yeah, another name
for your gut, your blank button. Your blank button is
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on your at your waist. Billy, there you go. Bullwinkle.
Was this kind of animal yep rhymes with it? Mother blank?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yes, all right, we're boys. Put a four on the board.
So we got Todd and Randy needing four. The game
will end on a tie. Five will win. Okay, Todd
and go. If it's not tight, it's he and this
rhymes with it. It's what you hang people with. Huh
(31:05):
and it rhymes with it. This is apple. You drink it.
You drink it.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
And okay, we're done with rhyming. So this is a
type of material, it's not. This is tough. You get
little balls on the nothing. I got nothing on this one,
no fuzzy.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I had to give it a win, no idea. What
would be your brilliant clue. Blanky wanky was a blanky?
I mean a bear. Blanky wanky was a bear. Hey,
Alex wins and do long time?
Speaker 8 (31:48):
Todd.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
You had the excitement factor going, yeah, Randy, let you down. Yeah,
this is this is why, this is why you never
picked me for your team, right, Todd, Good news, buddy.
You can play any game again anytime. All right, John boy,
have a great day. Thank you very much. Believing we
love her.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Time of a good day. That's why you started your
day that good word. And Alex look at you down.
Brandon you're getting that fifty dollars. Just spend on an
American Express gift card from bo Jangles. Gratulations on your
double time victory.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Whatever, that's good to you.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Whatever, Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Blanky Wanky
was a bear, blanky wanky had nice hair? Noanky wanky?
Whatn't blanky wanky? Blank?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
I going break?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Fuzzy was It wasn't bere fuzzy was he had nice hair?
Never heard of it? Get up more often? All right,
just keeping your little shelter life. We'll keep winning worthy word.
All right, Okay, No, let's go with that. I'm all
about that. No turning back to your office. We got
the classic bid requests of the morning. That's where we're at.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
And we got Don Mead out of Asheville, North Carolina
says we could use a little bit of married man
this morning. All right, Don you got it coming up next?
(33:40):
Good morning, It's make sure on the radio. Classic bit
of the morning request.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
From Don Mead at the land of the Sky known
as Asheville, North Carolina. Hey, hego, married man.
Speaker 17 (34:04):
Married man drives around in a Mary Van god a
wife and some kids. His whole life's on the skids.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
Hey, there there goes the married man.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
How's he feel?
Speaker 17 (34:18):
Listen, dude, this poor guy's really screwed hanging on.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
Buy a bread cord of milk, loaf of bread. Hey,
there there goes the married man. Got a big gas grill,
buys his clothes at the gap, and he's just about.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Hanging on for this crime.
Speaker 9 (34:40):
Married man, married man, friendly neighborhood, married man.
Speaker 18 (34:45):
Life for him has nothing? Why or let him do
what they? She says, It's about timing groove up. Wherever
there's a screw up, you'll find.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
The married man.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
How's our story opens? Married man, rise up the office
for another day of slaving away in the cubicle farm. Old,
good morning, everybody.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Oh, not so loud man?
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Oh sorry, college buddy? Was I talking loud?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
In my head? It sure sounded like I feel like dookie.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Dookie. See you seemed like you were feeling pretty good
last night.
Speaker 13 (35:19):
I was.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
That's why I'm feeling like dukie this morning.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I can't believe we stayed out so late when we
had to work today.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Well, hey, it's not every day. Old Fred here turns
fifty years old, right Fred?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Shut up? Married man?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
You feeling rough too?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
He couldn't be feeling as rough as I am.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Oh, Frank, you look like the walking dead.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Really I wish I felt that good.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
I can't believe you're so chipper this morning, married man.
Last night you look like you were pounding him down.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Man.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Huh oh. Yeah, you know that Old Duels is pretty
good for a non alcoholic beer.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Not alcoholic, so that explains it. Oh man, I should
have called him sick. I mentioned I feel like dude.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 19 (36:02):
I want to call it in sick, but I wanted
to get away from my wife before she started in
on me again this morning. Excuse me a second.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Hell oh hi, honey, Well listen, I'm real sorry.
Speaker 19 (36:15):
About staying out so late, but it was Fred's fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
How could I say?
Speaker 8 (36:19):
No?
Speaker 19 (36:20):
Well, yeah, I guess not what a work? Then I'm
kind of busy. I'll call you later, Okay about.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Still mad? Huh oh?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (36:30):
And you know, I really thought I had things figured out.
I was real quiet coming into the house. I took
my shoes off before I went up the stairs. I
got undressed real slow, eased into bed and pretended I
was asleep.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Didn't take no she woke up. Let me have it.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Let you have what it means?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
She got mad at it. I think that's you, Cliff.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah boy, here we go, Hello, sweetheart. Yeah, listen, I'm
sorry about last night.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
What.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:05):
I know, sorry doesn't make it all better. I just
thought i'd say it anyway. Hey, how about I take
you out to dinner tonight to make up for it?
You picked the place. Where's that Morelli's? Dude, that's a
little on the pricey side, isn't it. Well? Okay, okay,
how does the seven o'clock sound great? Listen, sweetie, I
got to run here by Morelli's. Huh boy, she must
(37:28):
have really been steaming you know it? Hey? And I
thought my plan was even better than Frank's. I came
in through the back door, changed into my pajamas in
the laundry room. Then I went upstairs, slipped into bed
and pretended I was asleep. She still woke up and
let me have it. Have what?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Hello? She got really mad at him? Your turn birthday? Boy? Hello,
my sugar? What don't don't sugar you?
Speaker 7 (37:57):
I thought my name would be over a little snits.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
I thought wrong. Huh, Well, I.
Speaker 7 (38:03):
Don't guess it would do any good to say I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
Now, well, look sugar, the guys are just trying to
do something nice for me. It was something for my birthday. Listen,
I'll tell you what. How about I stopped by on
the way home. I'll rent us a movie.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
We'll watch it together tonight. Your choice. What? Okay, hold on,
I'll ask.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
Him, Hey, married man, what's your wife's favorite movie?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
The Bridges of Madison County?
Speaker 7 (38:29):
Thanks a lot, Hello, sugar, Bridges of Madison County.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Okay, I'll bring it home with me.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Okay, all right, fine, man, your wife really get it
in for you.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
You have no idea, And hey, listen, I thought I
thought of everything, really everything. I cut off the car
at the top of the hill, let it coast to
a stop right out front. I changed into my pajamas
in the laundry room. I made a sandwich in the kitchen,
took it to the den. I sat down, took just
a few bites off of it, and laid it on
the coffee table. Okay, so that way it would look
like I'd gotten up for a little midnight snack, sat
(39:03):
down on the couch, turned on the TV, and then
I pretended i'd fallen asleep watching the letterman.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Hey man, that sounds pretty good.
Speaker 7 (39:10):
So what happened, Well, she was watching me from the
top of the stairs the whole time, Oh boy, and
she let me have it with both barrels.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
She shot at you, now, you idiot. She yelled at
it the way you're killing me.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Gee, no wonder you know, I imagine that kind of blatant
Deceit would be kind of upsetting to a spouse. Excuse
me just a second, guys. Hello, Hi, honey bunny. Yeah,
I was just putting more stuff on tack here. How
are you feeling today? Ray? What's that? Yeah? I think
everybody did have a good time last night. Yeah, we
(39:44):
were just sitting here talking about uh huh. Listen to
honey bunny. You better let me run. Hey, want to
come down have lunch with me later?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Poray?
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Okay, I'll see you around noon. Okay, bye bye?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Hey, married man, what was that all about?
Speaker 3 (39:56):
You know, you fellows really need to examine your relation
with your wives.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
She's not mad at you, now, I don't get it.
You're the ultimate short, least guy and you were out
just as late as the rest of us. What gives?
How come she's not mad at you.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Well, I guess I just know how to handle situations
like this better than you. Guys.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Okay, well, what did you do when you got home
last night?
Speaker 15 (40:20):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Nothing special, you know. I came in, got out the blender,
made myself a protein shake. Then I watched a little
bit of Twister on the home theater system and strolled
on up the stairs to open the door, plopped down
on the bed. Then I gave honey Bunny a little
pat on the button, said, hey, how about a little lovin?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
You're kidding? What does she say?
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Nothing? She pretended she was asleep. All arad I saw
a far chat. Married matte actually comes out on top
for a change. But doll, get used to it. Things.
I bound to be back to normal when you join
us for our next sphincter tightening adventure, when will have
college buddy?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Say, hey, guys, will all do me a favor if
I ever mentioned marriage?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Kill me?
Speaker 9 (41:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
High five five, don't let me hanging.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Well, so you have same married time, same married channel,
you don't find them married nine.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Good morning, it's a big shoulder radios.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
And uh, last week, thinking Carolina Panthers, let's talk about
the new coach Matt Rule coming into town.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
We done made it in. Now welcome that and we'll
be pulling for you that bunny.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
But it wasn't be live Facebook press conference going on
and uh boy, my middle boy stick tell me somebody
during that I was talking about as a coach and
somebody put up there and give Calhoun the ball shut out. Yeah,
and they said several right off the bat, replied Calhoun,
say he don't.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Want the ball. I want to thank all our Big
Show listeners were becoming part of your life, perhaps too
big a part, Uh Coach Rule.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Yeah, you listen to the Big Show and you'll you'll
get to know all the new wants us here and
our world headquarters of Charlotte, North Carolina, the John Boy
and Billy Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
You know I can just ride over there and fill
him in. It only takes about ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
CoA Javera played wordy word with us and then one
so put down out. Maybe this downtime before the season starts,
Coach Rule had come over, play a little wordy You be.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
On Randish team, y'all can talk sports. I mean Coach
Rule say he don't want.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Hey man, catch up with that boy, James Gregory this
Friday and Saturday. He's gonna be in Salisbury, North Carolina. Oh,
two shows, but they're sold out.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Never mind.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
H James gonna be at the Gym Theater in Calhoun, Georgia, Friday,
February seven. Never mind that sold out too, James, And
now some Shoe's here at the Peace Center in Greenville,
South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Two shows. They are sold out.
Speaker 6 (43:33):
Here's something I've wondered. Why do you plug shows that
are already sold out? Because Tater put it in front
of me.
Speaker 13 (43:40):
You're not.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
That he put it in front of her?
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Do you love lamp?
Speaker 9 (43:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Here's some Oh, you're playing the Carolina Panthers theme song.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
I think she's trying to get on your nerve.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
You think, because she'll push any button you put in
front of her.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
So, okay, here you go.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Here's a James Gregory show the Man Center in Sanford,
North Carolina. There are still some seats left for this show.
That is for Friday, February fourteenth, right, and then one
that February fifteenth, Valentine's Day, the paramount That one sold
out too, So alright, one.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
What day did you say?
Speaker 15 (44:19):
It was?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
February fifteenth?
Speaker 6 (44:22):
Yeah, that's not Valentine's Day now. Valentine's Day's February fourteenth.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Oh it was close. Yeah, this is why you were.
All of your bouquets were built in one, two, three, four, five.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
So on the five shows, four sold out, some seats
left for Sandford, North Carolina. Right, so tators all right now? No,
just to mark out all the shows that are sold out.
And if y'all want to find out when James coming
near you, you can go to funniest Man dot com.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
But it's probably gonna We've made some good progress here today.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
We'll see. I read all the shows and James got
sold out right. Ah, hey, well we're out of time.
Let's get bed boxes here.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
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Speaker 2 (45:22):
Bye, y'all, have a great rest of your hum day
we'll be on the downside this work.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Will you go and kick it all first thing on tomorrow.
We love you, We man it
Speaker 11 (45:35):
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